/hdg/ - Helldivers General
More faithful Halo game than modern Halo edition
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>>535944710
>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracyβ’. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png (embed) (embed)
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png (embed) (embed)
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
>MAJOR NEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_9hwQ8jLw
>LATEST PATCHES
Aug 5 1.003.202
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:30:58 AM
No.536037623
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:31:37 AM
No.536037685
>Crossplay: OFF
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:31:42 AM
No.536037695
Why is everyone dead...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:32:01 AM
No.536037724
>>536039370
>1500 credits for more Light & Medium pen weaponry overlap : Halo edition
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:32:07 AM
No.536037730
>>536038027
>>536040962
automaton status?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:33:06 AM
No.536037845
>>536037549 (OP)
IS THIS THE HELLDIVERS 2 THREAD?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:33:09 AM
No.536037846
dead game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:34:24 AM
No.536037968
sc farm lobby?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:35:04 AM
No.536038027
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:43:05 AM
No.536038734
>>536039515
>>536037549 (OP)
What does the compass do?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:47:52 AM
No.536039149
>>536038726
She need more eggs (mine)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:50:37 AM
No.536039370
>>536037724
you got btfo in the cupcake hugbox thread, you'll get btfo again here.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:52:20 AM
No.536039515
>>536038734
Absolutely nothing, the minimap and built-in HUD compass already do all the work for you. The real perk of the assault rifle is the ammo counter.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:54:47 AM
No.536039748
>>536038726
star fox warbond when???
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:55:37 AM
No.536039826
>>536055336
My helldiver looks like this
how quickly can I get 1100 super duper credits without the warp pack?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:01:10 AM
No.536040272
>>536040814
>>536042545
>saw the "no leg injuries" part of the new armor perk
>spontaneously jizz, I'm going to buy this warbond day one
>realize belatedly that that's not the same as "no fall damage"
I'm still going to buy it because the other parts of the armor perk are cool, but damn, I got ahead of myself.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:02:48 AM
No.536040402
>>536040823
are side objectives on megacities just fuckin bugged? I always see it say 5 of them, etc, but it feels like no matter how many laps around the map I do, I only see three max.
Also, SEAF arty can roll on those?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:07:36 AM
No.536040814
>>536041193
>>536040272
it wouldn't have been game changing, but it would have been interesting.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:07:39 AM
No.536040823
>>536042806
I wonder what this arrow means?
>>536040402
Cities have been broken for weeks with fake objectives and sometimes the objectives that do spawn dont count when you complete them.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:09:26 AM
No.536040962
>>536037730
Nerfed into the ground.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:10:34 AM
No.536041076
>>536042191
>>536058856
Is it just me or is the game way more laggy lately
Not performance lag I mean genuinely like every other match is some weird teleport fest where nothing registers
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:10:57 AM
No.536041109
>>536043239
>Objective: Just play the fucking game
>Bugchasers: "AIEEEEE BUT MUH SOLOTRANNY SPEEDRUN STRATS!!!"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:11:59 AM
No.536041193
>>536040814
It's super game-changing for me, because it would allow me to drop off of 5-foot ledges and not lose like 15% of my HP. Obviously, I don't want it to allow people to jump off the top of tall cliffs and land without a scratch, but I would really appreciate some more leeway whenever I'm doing some light platforming.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:14:38 AM
No.536041419
>>536040092
get that wallet out broke boy
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:23:47 AM
No.536042191
>>536041076
No you arent alone. The game is way buggier than normal
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:27:45 AM
No.536042545
>>536042885
>>536040272
Why the fuck are AH obsessed with trying to make the shitty body part injury system in this game meaningful as if it's going to make the game more fun to play
They already buffed chest injuries just so the chest injury negating armor isn't useless instead of actually giving it a decent perk
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:29:54 AM
No.536042725
>>536038726
Yeah I'm thinking she fucks human men.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:30:46 AM
No.536042806
>>536040823
It's the AR compass, nigga. It always points north.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:31:47 AM
No.536042885
>>536042545
Arrowhead doesnt know what the fuck Helldivers 2 is meant to be, thats why. They want it to be a mili-sim like arma while having cartoon physics and non-nonsensical weapons killing its user because le funny satire.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:32:46 AM
No.536042970
>>536046387
In honor of Halo being added, post your favorite Linkin Park song.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:36:08 AM
No.536043239
>>536044030
>>536041109
>MO gets canceled half way through for AYY LMAO invasion
calling it now
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:41:20 AM
No.536043637
>>536043893
>sc arrow mod makes the game crash
well shit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:44:39 AM
No.536043893
>>536043637
>too brown to figure it out
classic
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:46:32 AM
No.536044030
>>536043239
We'll get this MO done with Xbox reinforcements then Squids get their own Dreamcast reinforcements with Cultists
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:49:51 AM
No.536044293
>>536044356
iz we gettin 2 warbonds
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:50:42 AM
No.536044356
>>536044293
yes but not at once
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:56:13 AM
No.536044817
For me it's Breaking Benjamin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nTwBF7dM7g
THEY FALL IN LINE
ONE AT A TIME
READY TO PLAY
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:00:09 AM
No.536045119
>>536045225
>>536040092
I got 1500 in an hour
You can say this is my neet worth
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:01:30 AM
No.536045225
>>536045382
>>536045119
solo and without the warp pack?
fucking how? I get like 30 sc per mission if Im lucky
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:02:55 AM
No.536045346
>>536045595
Enough with gaylo and gayzone, when is the REAL crossover going to happen?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:03:29 AM
No.536045382
>>536045671
>>536045950
>>536045225
Solo, you don't need the warp pack. Just use the SC spawner shared a few threads back.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:06:10 AM
No.536045595
>>536045639
>>536059917
>>536045346
Has any real humam being here played Haze?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:06:39 AM
No.536045639
>>536045595
It's huma'am.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:07:05 AM
No.536045671
>>536046039
>>536045382
>Just use the SC spawner shared a few threads back.
wot
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:09:04 AM
No.536045849
Is this the Halo thread?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:09:15 AM
No.536045862
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:09:19 AM
No.536045872
>>536040092
2k+ with the sneaky stuff
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:10:20 AM
No.536045950
>>536045382
define 'a few threads back' I've been looking since I saw this post 10 minutes ago
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:11:42 AM
No.536046039
>>536045671
Did I stutter?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:11:44 AM
No.536046042
>>536046656
>>536055486
Kinozone > Gaylo
>legendary warbond comes out
>newly added currency required
>you can't farm it
lol
LMAO
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:13:21 AM
No.536046176
>>536046224
>>536046097
Grok is this true?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:13:54 AM
No.536046224
>>536046176
yes true yes true yes true sir yes true sir
D10 clankers
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241422630597/76561198029589709
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:14:11 AM
No.536046246
>>536048267
>>536046097
>The HELLDIVERSβ’ 2 x Halo: ODST Legendary Warbond will be available in the Acquisitions Center for 1500 Super Credits
>Legendary Warbonds are not compatible with the new Premier Warbond Token.
huh? why is the complete opposite of what you're saying true?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:15:53 AM
No.536046387
>found the sneaky stuff
>go to download
>you must be logged in
someone catbox this shit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:17:45 AM
No.536046551
Jeet too retarded to cheat. Many such cases.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:17:51 AM
No.536046564
>>536046449
scroll down saar
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:18:02 AM
No.536046579
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:18:20 AM
No.536046604
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:18:24 AM
No.536046609
Introducing the Half-Life Legendary Warbond! Featuring such iconic weapons from the game like the:
>Glock pistol (light pen)
>SPAS12 shotgun (light pen)
>mp5 SMG (2-handed, also light pen, grenade launcher nonfunctional)
>crowbar (premium melee, 300SC)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:18:33 AM
No.536046620
>>536052361
I think having sex with the Stalker would be cool
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:18:53 AM
No.536046656
>>536047016
>>536046042
>The Halo Kille-ACK
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:20:14 AM
No.536046762
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:20:17 AM
No.536046769
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:23:11 AM
No.536046992
>>536046449
make a room when you use it i am tired of farming alone
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:23:23 AM
No.536047016
>>536050917
>>536046656
>Halo is so dead that the only time people talk about it is when it gets a cameo in a Playstation game
Better luck next time!
>Warhammer crossover
>it's warhammer fantasy
>landsknecht looking "reiksguard" heavy armor/helmet with peak physique
>even shittier constitution "hochland long rifle" primary
>drakefire pistol secondary
>gas globe grenade (impact gas grenade)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:28:40 AM
No.536047485
>>536047583
>>536046235
>you are not allowed to join
erm
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:29:32 AM
No.536047583
>>536047662
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:30:07 AM
No.536047626
>>536051515
>>536046449
Stop cheating, you poor piece of trash.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:30:39 AM
No.536047662
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:30:48 AM
No.536047681
>>536047375
I would love this actually. Can we have a Reiklander Greatsword melee weapon?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:32:15 AM
No.536047797
>Starcraft crossover with Terran ghosts
>We finally get the Nova game we were promised in 2002.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:32:19 AM
No.536047806
>>536048230
daily reminder if you farm SC, you are brown
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:33:37 AM
No.536047914
>paypigs seething itt
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:33:39 AM
No.536047916
>>536047375
Based. Plus adding Skaven as fourth faction
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:35:00 AM
No.536048041
>>536047375
>its age of sigmar
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:37:01 AM
No.536048215
>brownoids seething ITT
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:37:16 AM
No.536048230
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:37:47 AM
No.536048267
>>536046246
because the SC drops in game won't exist anymore
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:38:01 AM
No.536048293
>>536053357
>>536046097
Out of curiosity I ran it through virus total, microshit says it's a trojan but no other program flagged it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:38:40 AM
No.536048362
>>536048426
Would you kindly spoonfeed me the SC spawner mod, saar
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:39:31 AM
No.536048426
>>536049987
>>536050334
>>536048362
It takes 5 minutes to make a burner email and register you lazy fuck.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:42:31 AM
No.536048671
>>536050090
It actually boggles my mind that people need hacks for super credits. You wanna farm? that's cool, nothing wrong with that. But literally hacking for an easily obtainable resource? Pathetic. I can only imagine that the dumbest and most impatient "people" could resort to something so low. Even worse is how they clog up the thread where their rancid posts asking for super credit tips, tricks, and literal hacks. Super credit hackers/beggars are actually lower than redditors and /hdg/ players, which is one hell of a feat to accomplish.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:47:37 AM
No.536049097
gucci chimper
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:51:24 AM
No.536049391
I pick them up but dont get the notification
am I doing it too fast with infinite strat?
Does the consensus that the bots are the actual enemy narrative-wise still hold up
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:52:48 AM
No.536049495
>>536049395
I thought Swiggers were the actual enemy?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:56:47 AM
No.536049770
>>536050382
>>536049395
wdym narrative-wise?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:58:20 AM
No.536049865
>>536049395
I think squids might be the greater existential threat. they managed to nearly destroy super earth with a black hole and then managd ot nearl ydestroy it with a full on invasion bots might hate super earth for enslaving their cyborg progenitors but the squids hate super earth even more for nearly genociding their entire species
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:59:04 AM
No.536049927
>>536049395
they want to kill us is a good enough reason in my book
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:59:43 AM
No.536049972
>>536050382
>>536049395
yes because squiggers are near extinct they are desperate
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:59:56 AM
No.536049987
>>536053479
>>536048426
bold of you to assume i know where the download is to begin with
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:01:24 AM
No.536050090
>>536048671
I actually really enjoy the SC grind. Its weirdly relaxing and I can just listen to whatever during it. Wish we had a bike though.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:03:36 AM
No.536050247
>>536050498
>>536049395
>bugs
entirely a SE created problem, to my knowledge they're also isolated to their respective planets and don't jump from one to the other, I thought it was always just bugs breaking free of the farming set up but I could be wrong. less of an "enemy" and more just an economic problem, like a slave rebellion.
>bots
actual enemy that's been put on the backfoot but manufactures troops with ease. presumably they get less threatening the fewer planets they hold since they are just sending minerals from each planet at us.
>squids
something of an actual enemy although maybe not as invested in fighting super earth the same way that automatons are, clearly the most threatening just by virtue of what they can do sci-fi wise, like moving black holes or attacking planets with no warning, but it's not clear (yet) if the illuminate are giving us 100% or if they view super earth as a nuisance and what we've faced so far is just a skirmish in their eyes.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:04:41 AM
No.536050334
>>536050446
>>536051529
>>536048426
i don't even know the link, checking previous threads and rpghq rn....
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:05:19 AM
No.536050382
>>536049770
I know the Illuminates caught us with our pants down, but as anon
>>536049972 said we buttfucked them back hard enough to repel their surprise attack and they've barely made any new advances on their roster and armies.
It just feels like the bots are the top dog faction to handle right now. No offense to bugdivers, but you can predict where the spores are gonna fall on which planet. It's a guessing game with bots cruising across their sector just waiting for a planet to completely dominate and deeply entrench before we reclaim it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:06:12 AM
No.536050446
>>536051953
>>536050334
yeah man that link sure is 5NEAKY huh
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:06:57 AM
No.536050498
>>536051917
>>536050247
The squids literally sent us their full great host fleet. It feels like they arent at 100% yet is because they arent done 100% yet content wise
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:12:37 AM
No.536050917
>>536047016
People forgot Killzone even existed until Helldivers reminded them.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:14:47 AM
No.536051062
>>536049395
Yes, obviously. The bots are the closest faction to waging actual warfare against Super Earth, while the bugs are just an infestation/extermination situation and ayys are an insurgency at most.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:20:48 AM
No.536051462
Super was NEVER invaded. Anything to the contrary is dissident L I E S
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:21:40 AM
No.536051515
>>536051832
>>536051920
>>536047626
Yes I'm poor so what? You buy it for me? You pay for my food and bills asshole?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:21:50 AM
No.536051529
>>536050334
its almost as if its some kind of unknown cheat, uh?
why y'all getting sexcited for the gaylo warbond when it's just gonna be a reskin of all the existing guns
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:25:02 AM
No.536051789
The Halo warbond should have gotten a Reach storyline.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:25:35 AM
No.536051832
>>536051929
>>536051515
>asking for handouts
this is why you are poor
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:26:08 AM
No.536051865
>>536051705
because we don't have stats yet and they might have meaningful differences, even if they're more likely to be granular ones
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:26:42 AM
No.536051917
>>536050498
>The squids literally sent us their full great host fleet
according to us, but we don't really know the full scope of them, for all we know invading super earth could be some teenager's side project
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:26:45 AM
No.536051920
>>536051515
No, you must suffer. You don't deserve to play this game, you cheating piece of trash.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:26:50 AM
No.536051929
>>536052008
>>536051832
Everything you have in life was a handout you fucking parasite.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:27:10 AM
No.536051953
>>536052178
>>536050446
>dangerous file blocked
saar.....
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:27:54 AM
No.536052008
>>536051929
>moving the goalpost
go shit on the street, saar
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:29:57 AM
No.536052178
>>536052552
>>536052764
>>536051953
>THIS FILE IS SUPER DUPER DANGEROUS AND YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER DOWNLOAD IT AND EXTRACT IT
let me guess, windows defender?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:30:33 AM
No.536052216
Do not disrespect me. I was born into this Earth to enjoy nice things.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:31:03 AM
No.536052246
>farmed 1800 SC in an hour
alright, ill keep going tomorrow
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:31:34 AM
No.536052282
I went from 430 sc to 920 in the span of like 20 minutes
thanks bwos
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:32:38 AM
No.536052361
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:34:35 AM
No.536052502
I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GRIND THOSE SUPER CREDITS
AND YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU DOWNLOADED THESE SHORTCUTS THAT YOU'RE MY PEER
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:35:15 AM
No.536052552
>>536052636
>>536052178
mmmyes, but i think got it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:35:37 AM
No.536052583
>try putting pooper credit spawner in virus total
>windows spergs out and tries to delete it
I'm gonna restore it, but if it really is the ultra mega death virus 3000β’ that can see all my files, leave my gyaru porn alone
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:36:01 AM
No.536052612
>>536052752
>>536053070
I want Arrowhead to remove SC spawn from the game and the only way to get them is by completing daily orders and major orders. Imagine the seething from brown thirdworlders. Nothing good came from this SC spawn mechanic other than enabling turdworlders to shit up the game with their nigger activity.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:36:27 AM
No.536052636
>>536052748
>>536052552
windows defender flags anything that isn't microsoft approved as dangerous btw
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:38:12 AM
No.536052748
>>536052636
yea both the site and now that shit is blocking my download
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:38:16 AM
No.536052752
>>536052612
>seething thirdies dropping on non-MO planets to teamkill
damn you anon for making me excited for something that'll never happen
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:38:26 AM
No.536052764
>>536052178
>"My virus is so blatant that even Windows Defender can grab it"
Not helping your case.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:39:42 AM
No.536052870
>>536049395
Narrative-wise Super Earth is the cause of all of their own problems, from attacking the Squids unprompted to steal their tech, locking the Cyborgs in the cum mines for 100 years instead of buying them coats, and gene-editing the Bugs and fucking up a whole sector through greed and incompetence.
The Bots and Squids aren't the good guys though, since they're just as murderous and genocidal, even if they do have the excuse of "Eradicating a greater evil", since you don't have to mutilate civilians to do that kind of stuff.
I would say that Squids are more of an outright enemy, since the Bots are still kind of closer to a rebellion or civil war kind of thing.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:41:10 AM
No.536052979
>>536053145
>Enjoying myself alone farming SC not bothering anyone
This is somehow not okay
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:42:14 AM
No.536053054
>>536053178
>>536053181
so uh how do you use the sneaky stuff ? just call down supply ?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:42:36 AM
No.536053070
>>536052612
Daily Order - 25sc
Major Order - 100sc
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:43:34 AM
No.536053145
>>536052979
It's honestly kind of relaxing as long as you have some fuckers to chill with and make it a group effort.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:44:08 AM
No.536053178
>>536053290
>>536053054
>launch helldivers
>open injector
>press f3
>call down resupply and keep going until the notification stops showing up
>extract and repeat
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:44:10 AM
No.536053181
>>536053398
>>536053054
Sneaky stuff?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:45:42 AM
No.536053290
>>536053619
>>536061806
>>536053178
thanks anon, lust provoking AI slop for you
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:46:02 AM
No.536053314
>>536053469
>>536051705
Which of these has suppressors?
>He thinks the AR is gonna be accurate
It's gonna be a close-mid cone of fire mag dumper.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:46:43 AM
No.536053357
>>536053646
>>536048293
you got a different one? I got this one from a catbox link lel
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:47:06 AM
No.536053378
>>536053531
idk what site you tards downloaded from but my antivirus didn't block me from downloading or running it
even scanned the folder and it says no threats detected so which is it?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:47:23 AM
No.536053398
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:48:20 AM
No.536053469
>>536053595
>>536053314
the pistol and sub
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:48:25 AM
No.536053479
>>536049987
If you can't even go back a few threads and control F you're beyond help and should genuinely kill yourself.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:49:15 AM
No.536053531
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:50:11 AM
No.536053595
>>536053647
>>536053469
No, I mean how can you compare the Peacemaker and M7S when they don't have suppressor?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:50:34 AM
No.536053619
>>536053290
>Helghast Kelly
Nice.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:51:02 AM
No.536053646
>>536053357
I cut out the file name because it would spoonfeed the locusts.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:51:05 AM
No.536053647
>>536054889
>>536053595
wtf are you trying to say you esl monkey
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:56:18 AM
No.536053986
>>536054168
Uh... My printer's making funny noises
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:56:35 AM
No.536053996
BROS THE SSD IS SPINNING
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:56:42 AM
No.536054009
>>536058089
when they do kill SC its gonna end up being some shit like you get a guaranteed 50 sc on a successful operation with a max of 100 a week while also removing all random SC spawns
also theres a github and the cheats website itself this was not hard to find if you didnt find these 2 downloads i think some of you retards actually downloaded a virus
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:56:43 AM
No.536054010
you can spawn in and farm sc at the same time btw
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:57:34 AM
No.536054067
>alleged catbox link with alleged sc cheat has malware in it
its so obvious that someone injected a virus into a mock up to deter people from it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:58:18 AM
No.536054110
I like to live dangerously, send me the real chink credit cards
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:58:20 AM
No.536054112
>>536054191
>>536054417
If you downloaded the v1, it's overwarida for you, locust kun
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:59:17 AM
No.536054168
>>536054301
>>536053986
>Fully black page
>Both sides
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:59:37 AM
No.536054191
>>536054112
>he doesn't know about the super secret 2.0 version that jerks you off while you farm
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:01:00 AM
No.536054286
>>536055750
Disgusting brown pieces of shit and your SC hacks. DIE DIE DIE! bufftroons and the trash that hacks for SC are the same two groups.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:01:13 AM
No.536054301
>>536054168
>Just like my viper commando armor luck
How did they know...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:03:03 AM
No.536054417
>>536054524
>>536054112
>there is a v2 one without the virus
fuck
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:03:29 AM
No.536054451
>>536054603
>>536054749
Nothing suspicious here happening mr sweden no sir
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:04:29 AM
No.536054524
>>536054417
Don't turn on your toaster, mx amigx
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:05:41 AM
No.536054603
>>536054870
>>536054963
>>536054451
HELP SONY PLEASE SOMEONE HELP STOP HIM PLEASE GIVE SWEDES YOUR MONEY DONT YOU LIKE HALO?!?!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:06:38 AM
No.536054671
Uh guys, I just an email from support@arrowheadstudio.com
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:07:46 AM
No.536054749
>>536054910
>>536056162
>>536054451
So the cheat also gives u unlimited ressuply, how much SC can u drop per misson?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:08:03 AM
No.536054768
i accidentally the helldiver
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:08:39 AM
No.536054815
So how will this cheat impact the super trout population?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:09:21 AM
No.536054870
>>536054603
I already gave them my money and I got ripped off
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:09:35 AM
No.536054889
>>536084018
>>536084293
>>536053647
>UHHH HALO STUFF IS JUST RESKINS OF THESE WEAPONS
Which of those weapons have suppressors you fucking donkey? This isn't difficult. They don't have any. Meaning the Halo stuff can't be just "reskins" by default.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:09:54 AM
No.536054910
>>536054749
I've gotten 9 at max
8 10s and one 100 on that screenshot
I THINK the way it works is that there's a limit to sc per map, but the max limit doesn't spawn, so the injector basically spawns the remaining sc with the resupplies with a chance of them being 100
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:10:45 AM
No.536054963
>>536054603
already gave them my money, anon, even bought the Super Sloptizen
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:15:32 AM
No.536055336
>>536055632
>>536039826
Does she let bugs ravage her tight human pussy?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:16:53 AM
No.536055438
>>536055712
"now tell them its packed with malware"
>>536046042
Why is his hand inside the carry handle like that?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:18:53 AM
No.536055580
>>536049395
No.
It's the squids now.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:19:41 AM
No.536055632
>>536056079
>>536055336
>Doesn't know that the bugs are all female
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:20:01 AM
No.536055649
>>536056339
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:21:04 AM
No.536055712
>>536055438
you're making me worried anon
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:21:38 AM
No.536055750
>>536057893
>>536054286
I've made the picture you posted and I'm a SC hacker and nerfchad.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:22:00 AM
No.536055768
>>536055873
>>536055912
so are sc farming lobbies gonna get replaced by "join and spam resupplies to get 10,000 SC" lobbies or what
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:23:48 AM
No.536055873
>>536055768
once an anon posts the link to the spawner again yes
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:24:28 AM
No.536055912
>>536055768
No, they are replaced by solo farming, because other anons can still report you and get you banned.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:26:27 AM
No.536056028
I repot u huehuehuehuehuehue
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:27:20 AM
No.536056079
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:28:36 AM
No.536056162
>>536054749
depends on the map, it follows the same rules as regular SC farming, if you go to a map with lots of buildings/water/cliffs you will only be able to pick 8-9 drops, if you go to plain maps you can pick around 13 most of the time
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:29:45 AM
No.536056234
You will never be a real bug fucker.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:31:23 AM
No.536056339
>>536056457
>>536056458
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:33:06 AM
No.536056432
>>536051705
I'm looking forward to the SMG, just to see what actual "stealth" will be like with a rapid-fire suppressed weapon. The armor might also be neat because I tend to do solo roaming and being able to scout POIs more easily while also never having to worry about broken legs slowing me down sounds great.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:33:31 AM
No.536056457
>>536061928
>>536056339
NTA, but AI has been used in concept art ever since the early 2015.
I just thought you'd find that interesting to know.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:33:31 AM
No.536056458
>>536056339
>"Um, akshually it looks retarded on purpose"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:33:47 AM
No.536056483
>>536056550
bug sex
how much is the gaylo warbond gonna cost 1000? 1500? Will there be sc store exclusive shit?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:34:46 AM
No.536056550
>>536056483
That's not what bugs look like! Still cute though.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:35:02 AM
No.536056564
>>536056491
1500
maybe, nobody knows yet
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:35:09 AM
No.536056575
>>536056491
1500, no Superstore items so actually cheaper than usual all in all.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:35:32 AM
No.536056590
>>536056642
>See bile titan chasing someone
>Run up to flame it
>Bile titan preps its vomit
>It shoots out of its mouth at a 90 degree angle on me
Fuck you
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:35:57 AM
No.536056620
>>536056491
oh god watch it be 2k
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:36:25 AM
No.536056642
>>536056590
That just means she likes you!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:48:10 AM
No.536057328
>>536055486
to reduce recoil?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:55:02 AM
No.536057740
>>536057837
>>536055486
>criticizing that guy
>not the guy firing full auto over above his shoulder
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:56:43 AM
No.536057837
>>536057992
>>536057740
I think thats a rocket launcher
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:57:54 AM
No.536057893
>>536057969
>>536055750
>Family Guy pose
>not Yamcha pose
One. Fucking. Job.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:58:59 AM
No.536057952
>>536058636
>>536037549 (OP)
Posting a new reaction image I captured in-game earlier today.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:59:21 AM
No.536057969
>>536058198
>>536057893
He's clearly a westaboo korean, so you are an idiot.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:59:47 AM
No.536057992
>>536057837
is it? I think you're right
I guess the I saw the tube under the barrel and thought that was the magazine and the back part of it as the stock
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:01:07 AM
No.536058089
>>536058270
>>536054009
Even downloading from the spoiler still says it's malware, but the source code is free to view.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:03:02 AM
No.536058198
>>536058294
>>536058347
>>536057969
westa-what? man, fuck game of thrones. you know the fat man's never gonna finish the story, right?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:04:16 AM
No.536058270
>>536058654
>>536059327
>>536058089
yea i'm not touching that for now, you fuck made me worried
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:04:42 AM
No.536058293
>>536059327
didnt buy the super citizen edition, should i spend that other $20 towards sc instead, im too scared on downloading virus for sc hack saars
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:04:42 AM
No.536058294
>>536058198
westaboo is the for an asiancel obsessed with western stuff
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:05:16 AM
No.536058336
>>536059378
>>536056491
1500
no superstore items
no sc in the warbond
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:05:25 AM
No.536058347
>>536058198
He's 80% finished. Yes he said that four years ago but for realsies this time
But no actually, a westaboo is an asian whos really into western culture
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:05:42 AM
No.536058369
>>536058580
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:05:44 AM
No.536058373
>>536058663
New automaton unit revealed:
If the automatons are so smart, then why dont they just program themselves to not die?
>>536058369
THIS
THIS IS TRUE HALO
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:09:47 AM
No.536058636
>>536057952
I like it, I'm going to use it in the future, count on it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:10:04 AM
No.536058654
>>536058270
hold on anon I think I found the right one, I will be back with good new hopefully
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:10:18 AM
No.536058663
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:10:46 AM
No.536058697
>>536058578
>inb4 bots with alpha commander style death charge
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:10:50 AM
No.536058701
>>536058850
>>536060342
>>536058580
wuldnt the first punch break their shields and the second punch kill em? in fact where are there super advanced shields here anyway?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:11:33 AM
No.536058749
>>536058578
we used to have automaton troopers that were invincible one time
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:12:05 AM
No.536058783
>>536059479
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:12:55 AM
No.536058832
>>536058948
>>536072596
>>536058580
why does it feel so... slow? aren't they supposed to have lightning fast movements?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:13:06 AM
No.536058850
>>536060256
>>536058701
in the same place as chief's usual reflexes and strength that let him dodge bullets and engage in melee combat with an Elite:
up the writers' ass
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:13:11 AM
No.536058856
>>536059047
>>536041076
we had a lobby playing bricks yesterday where everyone had a solid 5 second freeze intermittently
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:14:35 AM
No.536058948
>>536058832
no that's stupid, a true take on modern Halo is when two spartans fist fighting looks like the world's lamest WWE match
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:15:04 AM
No.536058992
>>536061104
>>536058580
Post the real version:
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:15:54 AM
No.536059047
>>536058856
it happens when there's a sudden blast of particle effects. I was getting them pretty consistently from running into those fart mushrooms
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:16:04 AM
No.536059061
>>536058578
people LITERALLY begged the swedes to nerf launch original bots
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:18:34 AM
No.536059221
>>536059589
>he downloaded and ran with administrator access the sekrit_SC.exe
Sound familiar? Automatons now have full unrestricted access and control of your PC and every single device connected to your network. Scenes like these are happening all over the galaxy, RIGHT NOW! You could be next!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:20:14 AM
No.536059327
>>536059460
>>536059620
>>536058270
>>536058293
Cross referencing, i say this is the trve version, I think everyone should have their cake and eat it too, or something.
https://files.catbox.moe/4v7hy6.zip
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:20:27 AM
No.536059338
stop posting pictures of your 18 resupplies you fucking idiots, you're going to ruin it for everyone
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:21:01 AM
No.536059378
>>536058336
If this is true this means its actually the price of two warbonds.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:22:23 AM
No.536059460
>>536059656
>>536059327
>files contains virus or malware, and was not downloaded
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:22:45 AM
No.536059479
>>536058783
These guys are like the only thing that kill me on bot missions. Make me consider smoke, but then I remember I could just bring commando for the slot smoke would take. (And smoke fucks me over vs. warstriders anyways)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:23:35 AM
No.536059541
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IM BUYING 10 COPYS OF HELLDIVERS 2 AND 10 HALO WARBONDS TO COMPENSATE FOR THIS PAY SWEDES WHAT THERE WORTH
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:24:23 AM
No.536059589
>>536060932
>>536059221
Fembots owe me sex.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:24:53 AM
No.536059620
>>536059656
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:25:28 AM
No.536059656
>>536059721
>>536060038
>>536059460
>>536059620
this one is the same as another picture previously posted that had 2 malware detected by virus total and its was probably fine for that guy.
The other one i downloaded actually had like 16 versions of cancer lol.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:25:58 AM
No.536059689
>>536058580
never played halo 5, but shouldn't a spartan-II absolutely wipe the floor with a spartan-IV?
>>536059656
then host a lobby with it if you're so great
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:26:49 AM
No.536059741
>>536059867
>>536060671
>""""legendary warbond"""""
>costs 50% more
>plus superstore exclusive stuff + tax + tip
>Probably followed by another regular warbond with more superstore shit
Pay up goy
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:27:39 AM
No.536059795
>>536059892
>>536059721
sure! when you join remember to say the /hdg/ password to prove you're not a tourist, or I'll have to kick you!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:28:36 AM
No.536059867
>>536059741
>plus superstore exclusive stuff
but there isn't any
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:29:07 AM
No.536059892
>>536060626
>>536059721
I need to go sleepies soon and desu I'd rather stay anonymous just in case, I'll post a ss tho.
>>536059795
Not me btw, but you can host one sure
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:29:25 AM
No.536059917
>>536045595
Me, I am human, I also played it and got soft locked on stairs, falling through the map and dying and getting auto save spot right at the moment collision broke.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:29:39 AM
No.536059931
>>536060048
>>536060382
the only thing im getting in the github undetected version is deepinstinct MALICIOUS wtf is that
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:31:03 AM
No.536060038
>>536059656
oi guvna, you got a loicense for them pokies?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:31:11 AM
No.536060048
>>536059931
im a fucjiung idort deep instinct is one of the virus scanner things and its the only one that thinks something is wrong with the mod
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:34:19 AM
No.536060256
>>536058580
Yep, better than Helldivers
>>536058850
>writers
>not the animators
Yep, average gamer logic here.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:35:37 AM
No.536060342
>>536058701
343slop isn't canon
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:35:38 AM
No.536060345
You're not even trying, man
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:36:11 AM
No.536060382
>>536059931
I'm more concerned by the fact there are no source files to review and build your own
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:40:22 AM
No.536060626
>>536060679
>>536059892
>>536059721
and there's your answer, the flag is def a false positive, go have fun anon.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:41:16 AM
No.536060671
>>536059741
getting a regular warbond and slopstore page not long after the ODST snoozefest is nothing but a good thing
even if it's gonna be a repeat of the control of group situation it's still better than nothing
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:41:27 AM
No.536060679
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:41:48 AM
No.536060704
lobby
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:42:02 AM
No.536060717
>It would be impossible for any Gentile coalition under similar circumstances to attain the control which the Jews have won, for the reason that there is lacking in the Gentile a certain quality of working-togetherness, a certain conspiracy of objective, and the adhesiveness of intense raciality, which characterizes the Jew. It is nothing to a Gentile that another man is a Gentile; it is next to everything to a Jew that the man at his door is another Jew.
How come the Gentiledivers can't even come close to the level of cooperation of the Jewdivers?
if arrowhead can't ban you for cheating in super credits why does every screenshot of people cheating in super credits censors or otherwise hides the users name?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:42:55 AM
No.536060773
>jeets have trash pcs from downloading haxx mods full of viruses
Yep. Always knew it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:43:06 AM
No.536060782
Given the amount of buffs that get stacked onto armor passives these days I don't think a small recharging body-hugging shield would have been all that broken. A real shame to not have it. If it could absorb a single overseer plasma bolt or a burst from a conscript that would have been more than enough.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:43:10 AM
No.536060791
Halo groids are on higher doses of copium than even Star Wars cucks and that's downright impressive.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:43:17 AM
No.536060801
>>536060950
>unironic xboxjeets will start posting here soon
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:43:35 AM
No.536060819
>>536060940
>>536060959
>>536060746
Because they 10000% can ban you for it, if your account is linked to PSN.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:45:42 AM
No.536060932
>>536061080
>>536059589
Super Earth owes us reparations.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:45:47 AM
No.536060939
>>536060746
there system cant automatically do it but if someone sent an image of an obvious cheater with there account name on it they could do it manually
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:45:47 AM
No.536060940
>>536060819
>if
Chuds won.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:45:59 AM
No.536060950
>>536062004
>>536060801
>implying xbox owners know how to use a computer
>>536060819
Hiding their name wouldn't do a thing. If they wanted to ban users for literally calling in SC drops they can just audit accounts for "Did he gain 4+ SC items in the span of 10 seconds? Bannu".
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:47:17 AM
No.536061026
>>536061232
>>536060959
Not reliable, you can aquire all SC in the map at the same time with cooperation.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:47:29 AM
No.536061045
>>536060959
way too advanced for this team
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:48:07 AM
No.536061080
>>536060932
I owe (You) a dicking.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:48:24 AM
No.536061104
>>536058992
Locke = hopeful troons
Ch33f = pessimistic gods
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:50:48 AM
No.536061232
>>536061026
why would anyone ever bother trying to coordinate that?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:52:18 AM
No.536061321
>>536060959
dude, they couldnβt even increase the spawn rates for chargers in the last MO
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:58:31 AM
No.536061692
>>536061376
WARM IT UP KANE
WARM IT UP KANE
WARM IT UP KANE
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:59:45 AM
No.536061779
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:00:13 AM
No.536061806
>>536053290
BASED BASED BASED!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:01:55 AM
No.536061898
>>536062139
>>536061705
That ending lmao
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:02:23 AM
No.536061928
>>536062930
>>536056457
>Concept art for a game that was made in 2009 was made with AI
Retarded zoomie.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:02:28 AM
No.536061935
>>536062027
>>536060959
This is the same company that was trying to cope that PSN was required for moderation and simple player tracking. They were whining and whinging that it would be impossible otherwise when plenty of other games can make basic calls to steam API to just track their fucking players. Do you really think they'd have basic heuristics to track something like that?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:02:40 AM
No.536061949
>>536062372
>jack off to Eagle 1 ONCE
>
How the fuck does he know?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:03:40 AM
No.536062004
>>536060950
There's more phoneposters than you realise anon.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:04:03 AM
No.536062027
>>536062539
>>536062807
>>536061935
they've already said they know the majority of super credits players have is farmed. they can track their source. if they see a players account suddenly gain hundreds of super credits at a rate so far above the normal rate of farming it's pretty obvious what's going on
>>536061898
>ragdoll stops glitching only after it kills a helldiver
Malicious swede code.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:06:03 AM
No.536062159
>>536061376
>>536061705
My wife is so impressive...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:09:22 AM
No.536062372
>>536061949
last time I was on your super destroyer you left your door wide open with your terminal on. he must have seen it before I could close it for you bro...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:12:42 AM
No.536062539
>>536062027
>majority of super credits players have is farmed
anon that means jack shit. for all we know they have a counter for total sc bought and a counter for total sc in the game. subtracting those two gets you the farmed amount.
now from the amount of chinese hackers I've seen dropping sc like candy I will believe that they can see the actual source when they start disappearing
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:14:02 AM
No.536062618
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:17:05 AM
No.536062787
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:17:28 AM
No.536062807
>>536062027
nothing in this post is true btw
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:19:35 AM
No.536062930
>>536061928
Reread the post and then try to understand what was typed in it, demented retard.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:21:44 AM
No.536063039
>>536063508
>>536065210
Your fellow helldivers rage against the enemy's tyranny.
Join them.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:24:13 AM
No.536063176
>>536062139
>mad cuz bad
>outskilled
>git gud
>lower the difficulty
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:24:48 AM
No.536063216
>>536064317
>>536064629
How the fuck will they work first person view aiming into that big ass round dome AR
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:29:51 AM
No.536063508
>>536063039
Where's your eyepatch Officer?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:34:41 AM
No.536063804
>>536064547
>>536061705
INCOMING DISPATCH
A new glitch has been discovered among Trooper software programming that we can exploit. It is recommended that SE combatants utilize the following shouted phrase to temporarily disrupt the combat-routines of all Automaton grunts who hear it:
>"GET DOWN!"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:40:10 AM
No.536064118
>>536064316
>Helldivers 2 if it came out in 2006
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:43:58 AM
No.536064316
>>536064118
IMMA FIRIN MA BILE
BLAAARGH
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:43:59 AM
No.536064317
>>536064514
>>536063216
vua Super link
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:47:07 AM
No.536064514
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:47:43 AM
No.536064547
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:49:13 AM
No.536064629
>>536063216
they show first person for the AR and pistol in the trailer
>>536037549 (OP)
As a newfag, what is the first warbond I should get with my supercredit primobux? The one with the teleporter backpack so I can clip inside those otherwise two-man accessible bunkers?
Is there a warbond tierlist that's generally agreed upon to be accurate?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:52:12 AM
No.536064830
>>536064993
>>536065346
>>536064670
Everyone will tell you democratic detonation because it's the strongest.
But I'll tell you Servants of Freedom is way more fun and useful and you get a primary, a grenade, a secondary and a stratagem that are all extremely good, instead of redundant primaries.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:52:53 AM
No.536064871
>>536065346
>>536064670
>teleporter backpack
yes, take that
then grab Democratic Detonation
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:53:03 AM
No.536064880
>>536065096
bros... my dog memes folder was hacked and replaced with cats... its ogre...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:54:06 AM
No.536064945
>>536065059
>>536065346
>>536064670
warp pack is a noobtrap
either go for democratic detonation or servants of freedom
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:54:27 AM
No.536064967
>>536065346
>>536064670
>meta
democratic detonation
>farming
control group
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:54:55 AM
No.536064993
>>536065193
>>536065346
>>536064830
Dickle pretty much requires inflammable armor though, and that's another SC purchase as either the fire warbond or the armor from the shop
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:55:52 AM
No.536065050
JOELLLL LEAVE THE BOT FRONT ALONE REEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:55:57 AM
No.536065059
>>536064945
>noobtrap
not even
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:56:06 AM
No.536065062
>>536065210
>>536064976
Super Earth calls for aid...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:56:42 AM
No.536065096
>>536065227
>>536064880
I wonder who could possibly be behind this horrible act...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:57:01 AM
No.536065119
>>536064976
>marshall 3 more attacks because fuck you hellchuds
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:57:44 AM
No.536065154
>>536064976
>three bug planets get attacked? This is MO worthy!!!
>three bot planets get attacked? Just another day on the botfront
Joel coddles bugniggers so hard its unreal
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:58:19 AM
No.536065193
>>536064993
No it doesn't, just go prone and pop a stim and use medic armor.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:58:39 AM
No.536065210
>>536063039
>>536065062
I would but nobody is hosting any lobbies
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:58:54 AM
No.536065227
>>536065316
>>536065096
Savage sex with fembots
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:58:59 AM
No.536065232
>>536065316
>>536065387
>>536064976
no joking what can you even do against such reckless hate?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:59:14 AM
No.536065246
>>536064976
oh boy if only some god console gamers could help save us from invasions on all fronts
wait.... i'm pretty sure something epic is about to happen....
When was the last time we captured multiple planets back by going where the arrows are coming from
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:00:43 AM
No.536065316
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:00:55 AM
No.536065328
>>536065445
>>536064976
You thought you could capture random planets with just 300 heckdivers again?
Lol, lmao.
Perish, you faggot.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:01:04 AM
No.536065339
>>536065278
Just watch as they go for defense instead... I am tired boss...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:01:08 AM
No.536065346
>>536065470
>>536065476
>>536064830
Cheers
>>536064871
>>536064967
I will consider these
>>536064945
Is it? How? Is there another way to farm supercredits by getting into the two-man bunkers?
>>536064993
I don't know what any of this means
Thanks everyone
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:01:59 AM
No.536065387
>>536065232
Nothing. If we coordinate really well we can maybe defend two planets at once. Realistcally we'll be lucky to defend one.
We're railroaded to lose at least 4 planets right now, and probably more later.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:02:57 AM
No.536065445
>>536065328
STFU JOEL CHOKE IN YOUR SLEEP
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:03:14 AM
No.536065470
>>536066029
>>536065346
>dickle
the double edge sickle is a laser primary that ramps up in damage and armor pen the longer you keep firing. But after a certain point it also lights you on fire. So having fire proof armor helps a lot
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:03:18 AM
No.536065476
>>536065640
>>536066029
>>536065346
>Is it? How? Is there another way to farm supercredits by getting into the two-man bunkers?
Yes, just ragdoll yourself into it with an explosive that won't kill you or bring an exosuit, pack it front of the bunker and then get out of it from the side of the door.
The control group warbond is absolute dogshit beside the warp-pack and variable, which are mid/high tier, but not that good.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:05:15 AM
No.536065579
>>536065650
>>536066783
Nyo...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:06:09 AM
No.536065640
>>536065779
>>536065476
the name of the game in sc farming is speed. and the exosuits are too slow in comparison to other ways.
ragdolling is viable but finicky and in the scope of things takes longer than popping in and out with the teleporter
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:06:19 AM
No.536065650
>>536065579
>Emeria,/i
kek
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:06:28 AM
No.536065657
wow what a totally unforeseen turn of events, if only there were some sort of reinforcements that we the players could expect to get relatively soon to help us fight these enemies on both fronts oh no
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:07:50 AM
No.536065742
Even though the MO is rigged for xboxdivers to come in last minute I still think its cool.
Or the speed im on is making me think its cool.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:08:23 AM
No.536065779
>>536065640
Exosuits are just as fast on average and barely slightly slower on perfect terrain as warpacks in moving around
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:08:23 AM
No.536065780
>1.5 bajillion bots
yeah we're gonna lose 3 planets gg
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:08:54 AM
No.536065814
ayyy invasion on saturday
remember this post
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:10:24 AM
No.536065906
>>536066036
>>536066046
>all 3 xboxdivers will save us
Trvst the plan
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:11:04 AM
No.536065952
Well that's a cool, simple MO for easing new players in
Imagine arriving on Helldivers on a "liberate more planets than we lose" week-long MO
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:12:21 AM
No.536066029
>>536065470
I see, thx
>>536065476
That seems like it'd be more inconsistent and slower, but thanks for the info
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:12:29 AM
No.536066036
>>536065906
one xbone per planet is enough
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:12:37 AM
No.536066046
>>536065906
The halodrones are the ones they're counting on, actually
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:12:38 AM
No.536066048
>>536064976
Charbal-VII it is then
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:13:08 AM
No.536066078
>>536066592
Why is Joel like this?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:13:50 AM
No.536066120
>xbox newfags will save us
but the liberation system is percentage base
it doesn't matter if we have ten thousand or ten million divers
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:16:53 AM
No.536066316
When does Halo stuff drop? Thursday?
Can't wait for the servers to barely work
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:18:06 AM
No.536066371
>>536065278
Those never work unless the planet is already close to being captured before the attack kicks off
>the unique assets in HD2 are only around 30GB
>the other 100GB are taken up by unnecessary duplicates
>the normal map for the devestator main body is present 44 times
>the normal map for rocky enviroments is present 128 times and takes up 2GB
What the fuck AH
You can't make this shit up
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:21:15 AM
No.536066592
>>536066078
what happens in 6 days, anon?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:21:55 AM
No.536066636
>Bugs
>6 million kills
>Bots
>only 1.5m kills needed
Joel coddles Botniggers so much holy shit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:22:25 AM
No.536066667
>>536065278
It used to be possible but Joel was a faggot and changed it so that captured enemy planers now start off at 0% liberation instead of 50%
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:22:33 AM
No.536066674
>>536066764
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:22:42 AM
No.536066682
>>536066738
>bots attack mort
lmao thatβs three planets away from Malevelon canβt wait for Xboxbros to fight on the heckin creek!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:23:37 AM
No.536066738
>>536067846
>>536066682
LE EPIC CHUNGUS REDDITCREEK POGGERS
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:24:25 AM
No.536066783
>>536065579
It would be so fuckin funny if this game sold like shit on the Xbox.
I hope it does, honestly.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:24:26 AM
No.536066784
>>536067069
It's happening, Malevelon Creek soon, niggers
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:26:04 AM
No.536066889
>>536066764
Reddit general.
We love redditors here.
They are our rightful overlords.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:27:13 AM
No.536066952
So illuminate start moving up next? AH is a little too confident in Xbox bringing in many players. The fuck do they even do when it's not the case? The only way to get people to give a shit is actually adding new content
>going to lose every planet we took in the last bot mo +1
Whatβs the fucking point
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:28:57 AM
No.536067069
>>536067270
>>536066784
>they really are going to pull another Creeker just for xbox
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:29:00 AM
No.536067070
>>536067016
>What's the fucking point
Democracy.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:29:22 AM
No.536067103
>>536067016
Why are you even surprised? I predicted this ever since we started making some progress on the bot front
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:29:42 AM
No.536067120
>>536067449
Are you winning, soon?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:30:07 AM
No.536067140
>>536066764
It's not funny anymore.
What the fuck?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:30:23 AM
No.536067160
>>536067016
Did you join yesterday or what
Take 3 planets then lose 3 planets so the front never moves is how the war has been working for ages
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:31:16 AM
No.536067207
>xbox release
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:31:48 AM
No.536067243
>>536066764
That's my post, you are welcome.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:31:54 AM
No.536067246
>>536060746
I'm more afraid of you retards going on another year-long obsession with lists and namefagging than I am with getting banned from Helldivers.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:32:04 AM
No.536067252
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:32:27 AM
No.536067270
>>536067546
>>536067690
>>536067069
>your content, sir
>it's the exact same shit you've played a hundred times over
>but no one cares cause it's funny meme planet and it saves AH another week of adding content into the game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:33:34 AM
No.536067328
>>536067546
>>536060746
because manual banning is still a thing
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:34:48 AM
No.536067390
>>536065278
no you don't understand, the arrows point towards the planet's you're supposed to go to
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:35:05 AM
No.536067407
>>536066764
just when you think you found the bottom, AH always finds a way to pull the rug out from under
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:35:12 AM
No.536067414
>>536067507
I'm not reinstalling Helldivers until they've made some genuine additions and fixed the horrific engine issues.
So I guess I'm never playing again.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:35:46 AM
No.536067449
>>536067120
Justice, my beloved
But the incoming Xbots can't save the MOs because they're arriving right at the tail end of it. What did Joel mean by this?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:36:30 AM
No.536067484
Emeria, I...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:36:47 AM
No.536067495
>>536067458
Ecksbawks counterattack....
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:36:59 AM
No.536067507
>>536067583
>>536067414
be honest you were never going to reinstall even if they did do everything you asked of them
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:37:07 AM
No.536067515
>>536067458
They will lead the counter-offensive to retake all the planet we just lost
GET ON CHARBAL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
ONLY 0.5% RESISTANCE AND WE GAMBIT ALL 3 INVASIONS
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:37:37 AM
No.536067546
>>536067270
maybe I'm a dumb fucking boomer, but I miss when every armor set was primarily black and yellow like in HD1
>>536067328
so is manual breathing
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:37:54 AM
No.536067567
>>536067871
>>536070660
AAAAIIIIIIEEEE
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:38:10 AM
No.536067579
>>536067641
>Kf2 went from ~20 something gb to 90+
Is there something in the water that coop shooty devs drink from or something?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:38:17 AM
No.536067583
>>536067507
Uhhh if they did what I asked of them, I'd probably never play another game ever again, nerd.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:38:22 AM
No.536067587
>>536067458
>xbox players swarm in
>most fumble around in d1-d6 as they figure out the game
>doesn't matter anyway as crossplay remains off forever
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:38:41 AM
No.536067603
>>536067528
sorry senpai the dss is on erata
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:39:24 AM
No.536067641
>>536067579
they drank from the cosmetics river, and KF2 drank until it exploded, also making the game take an hour to load because of them
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:39:31 AM
No.536067645
>>536067697
>>536067528
Joel should know by the know that heckin gambits never fucking work because there's no way to make the mob go there as THERE'S NO GODDAMN IN GAME TOOLS TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE PLAYERBASE AT LARGE YOU RETARDED SWIGGERS
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:39:53 AM
No.536067671
>>536067528
ERM but the big MO icons are all around the 3 others tho so I'll pick the one with the most players to dive :)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:40:07 AM
No.536067690
>>536067270
The first battle of creek was home grown grass roots kino they can't take that away from us
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:40:18 AM
No.536067697
>>536067953
>>536067645
the mob goes where the DSS goes and that's the cloest thing to being able to see a visible consensus in game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:40:53 AM
No.536067729
>>536067528
the big red arrows are pointing at julheim, so I'm going there
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:41:19 AM
No.536067751
>>536067834
>>536086779
>>536066764
Reminder that you don't hate sw*des as much as you should
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:41:39 AM
No.536067769
>>536067528
>gambit the DSS and the majority of players onto Charbal
>no guarantee joel won't just chimp out and rug pull everyone by arbitrarily raising the resistance level to be unwinnable
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:42:48 AM
No.536067834
>>536067751
I'm sort of starting to
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:42:51 AM
No.536067837
>>536067908
>>536068026
I haven't played since everyone was complaining about railgun nerfs and the quasar was datamined unreleased content; did they ever fix player-deployed minefields desyncing between players, that would end up blowing you up after you stepped on a mine that wasn't there on your screen?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:42:56 AM
No.536067846
>>536068032
>>536066738
Malevelon Creek is beloved because it happened in defiance of MO-playing retardotrannies (reddit for short)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:43:26 AM
No.536067871
>>536067528
>>536067567
Would it kill them to add a gambit icon?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:44:03 AM
No.536067908
>>536067991
>>536067837
Dunno, nobody uses mines.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:45:02 AM
No.536067953
>>536067697
You can't even choose Cherbal for the DSS location right now
Rigged bullshit I tell ya
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:45:41 AM
No.536067991
>>536067908
I would guess probably because of the aforementioned issue. It's a shame, the AT mines are good at taking out factory strider convoys, and you can use the airburst launcher to detonate entire minefields manually.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:46:08 AM
No.536068026
>>536067837
yes, and they lowered the cd a bit so they're now at the very least usable
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:46:17 AM
No.536068032
>>536068202
>>536067846
Correct. If anything, Redditors pretending to love the Creek and say they fought on it now is stolen valor
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:47:10 AM
No.536068076
>>536068254
>>536066557
that's pretty bad but at the same time I got around 24 terabytes of storage, more than a third of which consists of gen4 m.2s so I don't really care at this point
it's like with the AA situation, sure it blows but you had more than enough time to save up for an upgrade to a 4k capable PC which is able to make the TAA implementation look one league less hideous
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:47:42 AM
No.536068112
>>536068241
I just unlocked the sneeki-beeki trailblazer scout armor, how do I into stealth, or is it a complete and utter meme?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:49:25 AM
No.536068202
>>536068032
What about Draupnir, sir?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:50:12 AM
No.536068241
>>536068604
>>536068112
smoke and mid-to-long range combat are your best friends
silent weaponry like Talon and Quasar are valid but also very optional, not much of a difference
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:50:28 AM
No.536068254
>>536068341
>>536068378
>>536068076
>bro AH being shit tier developers isn't bad just buy sixty ten gorillion TB SSDs
I hate you niggers so much its unreal
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:51:58 AM
No.536068341
>>536068254
I'm acknowledging it's a problem, just not a very big one
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:52:20 AM
No.536068357
>add new meshes, new textures, new sound files
>game file size increased
who could have seen this coming
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:52:41 AM
No.536068378
>>536068254
if it was unreal, the game size would be 200 GB, and performance would be even worse!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:53:00 AM
No.536068393
>>536068516
XGODS WILL BE HERE TO SAVE THE HELLSISSIES
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:53:33 AM
No.536068431
>536068357
completely disingenuous post, go fuck yourself
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:55:08 AM
No.536068516
>>536068393
>umm excuse me there seems to be a mistake I thought this would be like based halo but now you're asking me to take cover and aim down sights?
>SHOOT THE FUCKING ROBOT
>>536037549 (OP)
>>536066764
I'm hesitant to buy the game now because I'm not sure I can even run it. Recommended specs on the steam store page aside, what do you guys recommend parts-wise?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:55:49 AM
No.536068548
>>536068856
>>536068524
you could have a nasa supercomputer, you'll still dip into 40s
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:55:59 AM
No.536068553
>>536068856
>>536068524
if you have doubts, fuck off
we dont need more sissies that cant make decisions on their own behalf
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:56:19 AM
No.536068573
>>536066764
<< The Swedes shall be horrified by the number of lives we will take. >>
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:56:25 AM
No.536068580
>>536068856
>>536068524
I was getting a solid 40 FPS on a GTX 970. unless you have a truly ancient piece of shit computer you'll be able to run it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:56:46 AM
No.536068604
>>536068793
>>536068241
How do I use smoke? Throw it between me and the enemy, try and hide in it myself, or throw it at the enemy so they can't see?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:57:31 AM
No.536068640
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:57:32 AM
No.536068642
"Peaceful" divers D10 bots lobby
Only stratagems allowed are:
>Smoke Eagles
>Smoke Strike
>EMS Strike
>Supply Pack
>EMS Mortar
>Shield pack
>Shield gen
>Ballistic shield
>Directional shield
>Jump Pack
>Hover pack
>One True Flag
Only primary allowed is:
>Halt on stun mode
Only secondary allowed are:
>Stim pistol
>Peacemaker
Only grenades allowed are:
>Smoke
>Stun
>Urchin
Armor:
>anything goes, even integrated explosives
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241445035982/76561198219510551
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:59:08 AM
No.536068728
>>536067528
>piss planet
How about no.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:00:03 PM
No.536068793
>>536068604
all three methods work. my favorite thing to do is to hide in a smoke while a bot drop comes in. if they can't spot you at all they'll just become a regular patrol and fuck off.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:00:42 PM
No.536068832
>>536066557
does that 30gb include LOD models/textures, and all the variations required for different texture, model, and terrain quality settings?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:01:04 PM
No.536068856
>>536068973
>>536068548
sadge
>>536068553
>hey anons can you give me info to help me make an informed decision
>
you are not good
bad, even
>>536068580
cpu is some underperforming multicore from 2014 and muh gpu is an amd rx-6600
I know I need to replace the cpu but everything's fucking expensive rn
So uhh, what's the percentage of the playerbase being able to pass literacy test?
Will this announcement even help KEK
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:02:29 PM
No.536068934
>>536068879
Reading?! In a video game?!?!?!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:03:17 PM
No.536068973
>>536068856
that'll do fine if you're okay with hovering around 50ish FPS on medium to low settings
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:03:37 PM
No.536069003
>>536068879
>4 sentences
>3 paragraphs
F
that's about double the amount of reading your average zoomzoom can do in a day
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:03:42 PM
No.536069005
>>536068879
>it's another teach the players about basic GW mechanics episode
Are you guys ready for today's warbond annoucement with Justice in it? I know I am.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:04:52 PM
No.536069079
>>536068524
Just get the game, see how it runs, if it's too shit for your liking, just refund it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:05:28 PM
No.536069116
>>536069187
>>536069283
>>536069007
next bond is gonna be announced next week at the earliest, maybe mid September even
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:05:32 PM
No.536069125
>>536069220
>>536068879
>console tards
>knowing how to read
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:05:46 PM
No.536069141
>>536069007
I'm ready for a new exosuit from Tien Kwan!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:06:09 PM
No.536069165
>>536068879
can I get this explanation in short-form video?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:06:23 PM
No.536069179
>>536069207
>>536069235
>>536069007
>he thinks there will be a second warbond
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:06:34 PM
No.536069186
>>536068879
>expecting anyone to read
>not just putting a big glowy particle on the planet you should attack
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:06:35 PM
No.536069187
>>536093451
>>536069116
Naw it's today in about 3 hours.
Double warbond babie
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:06:55 PM
No.536069207
>>536069367
>>536075858
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:07:06 PM
No.536069220
>>536069125
consolebabs are dumb, but let's not pretend everyone else can read either. they can also do things on those controllers i couldn't dream of
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:07:20 PM
No.536069235
>>536069179
Arrowhead confirmed that the ODST warbond is not part of the regular warbond release schedule anon, September warbond will happen
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:07:57 PM
No.536069283
>>536069116
If I was a swigger (god forbid), I would launch a really cool warbond with useful items alongside the ODST warbond so chuds could spend some real cash to get either of them
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:08:27 PM
No.536069314
>>536070156
>make defense missions easier and more fun
>Damn why is everyone dropping on these defense planets, and not seeing the one planet they should be reaaaaally attacking
Smh bot divers, can't believe you guys can't even read.
>>536069007
what niche will the justice fill that the adjudicator or lib pen won't?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:08:55 PM
No.536069346
>>536069415
>>536069573
>>536069327
nta but we still need a heavy pen DMR
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:09:19 PM
No.536069367
>>536069207
WE ARE SO BACK until next week it is revealed this was a lie, at which point IT'S SO OVER.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:09:58 PM
No.536069401
Man I hope we get the chainsword soon
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:10:07 PM
No.536069415
>>536069475
>>536069514
>>536069346
am I dumb or don't the marksman diligence/tenderizer/AMR fill that role
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:10:11 PM
No.536069419
>>536069327
120 dmg medium pen rifle
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:11:18 PM
No.536069475
>>536069415
Dili and tendie are light pen, AMR isnt fun
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:12:04 PM
No.536069514
>>536069415
>heavy pen
>>support weapon
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:13:08 PM
No.536069573
>>536069346
your AMR?
>inb4 NO NOT THAT ONE!!!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:14:05 PM
No.536069628
>>536069327
It will fill the niche of not looking like shit. I know this thought terrorizes metafaggots and keeps them up at night but things don't need to do something different to be fun.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:14:07 PM
No.536069630
>>536069724
>>536069852
Honestly. why don't we get more heavy pen primaries/secondaries?
Are they just afraid people would headshot bile titans and hulks?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:15:47 PM
No.536069724
>>536069778
>>536069802
>>536069630
heavy-pen should be regulated to support weapons only, so retards dont bring a heavy-pen weapon to my lobbies and think that counts enough to kill heavies
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:16:50 PM
No.536069778
>>536069960
>>536070218
>>536069724
Honestly itd be nice if we had AT primaries so I had a reason to bring stalwart.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:17:14 PM
No.536069802
>>536069852
>>536070013
>>536069724
AP4 is extremely underwhelming anyway, the only real AP4 targets are a hulk eye and bratty turrets.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:18:08 PM
No.536069852
>>536069918
>>536069630
because then that's all anyone would bring
>>536069802
>bratty turrets
tell me more
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:19:19 PM
No.536069918
>>536070039
>>536069852
>he doesn't know about bratty turrets
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:20:18 PM
No.536069960
>>536069778
Your Illuminate planets?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:20:59 PM
No.536070013
>>536070836
>>536069802
>extremely underwhelming
thats cause they gutted the durable damage on the HMG a good while ago.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:21:05 PM
No.536070021
>>536068879
>check DSS locations
>charbal-VII not even on the list
>piss planet
Not happening.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:21:22 PM
No.536070039
>>536070127
>>536069918
ugly elephant stinky!
FS top turret or am I being dumb again
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:22:52 PM
No.536070127
>>536070669
>>536070039
You're being dumb
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:23:12 PM
No.536070152
>>536070426
>bring de-escalator
>Entire time spent just reloading the gun because it takes a year to do so
>Pretty fun but every second spent not reloading is a shell I'm not firing
>Have to take ammo less primaries and secondaries to just maintain my thirst
I hate and love this thing. Feels like the opposite of most support weapons. Instead of offering a utility, it's just raw damage all the time on anything.
I wish there was a use case for it, but honestly the best way to use it is just magdump and reload.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:23:17 PM
No.536070156
>>536070243
>>536069314
>defense missions more fun
does anybody honestly think this?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:24:10 PM
No.536070218
>>536070693
>>536069778
>not using EATs in every loadout known to managed mankind
Trust me. Add EATs to your diet.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:24:42 PM
No.536070243
>>536070156
Defense planets* my bad
No mods on defense planets
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:26:40 PM
No.536070350
>>536070435
>botsissies fumble the mother of all gambits handed to them on a silver platter
How botjobbers have the nerve to talk shit about bugchads, I'll never know.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:28:03 PM
No.536070426
>>536070887
>>536070152
I wish it was more consistent. sometimes you wipe and entire patrol with one shot, and sometimes you have to waste 3 shots for one guy because of arc silliness. plus 1 arc grenade is basically the equivalent of an entire mag
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:28:11 PM
No.536070435
>>536070350
>MOngoloids trying to put botgods and buggods against eachother again
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:28:31 PM
No.536070456
Reminder that bugcucks needed joel to hand them a win because they couldn't kill enough of the easiest heavy in the game.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:31:44 PM
No.536070660
>>536067567
they won't even let us move the retard station over the piss planet
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:31:50 PM
No.536070669
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:32:08 PM
No.536070693
>>536070826
>>536070218
Ive used them to death frankly.
Right now I mix rocketpods with AP4 to soften up stuff before killing
>>536070693
Do rocket pods actually kill things?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:34:10 PM
No.536070836
>>536071113
>>536070013
laser cannon?
amr?
the autocannon? all AP4
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:34:42 PM
No.536070879
>>536071027
>>536070826
if all the rockets hit something
and the target isnt moving too fast
and the rockets actually hit something
and it actually targets the hulk and not the scout strider
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:34:54 PM
No.536070887
>>536071315
>>536070426
I think it's funny how it's basically balanced to be a precision weapon.
If the stagger and stun lock was better on heavies itd have a strong niche with red support damage.
If a light pen and medium pen weapon had the same dmg, would they do the same damage to heavy armor, or does the medium pen have a slight advantage?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:36:06 PM
No.536070981
>>536071169
>>536070908
yes the damage would be zero in both cases
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:36:10 PM
No.536070989
>>536071169
>>536070908
they would both do the same damage: zero
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:36:25 PM
No.536071005
>>536070826
No that's why I use AP4 with it. Usually gets it a hairs breath from death. Used to do this a bunch with HMG. Now I just use 120 and eagle airstrike cause they also hit other targets.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:36:37 PM
No.536071018
>>536071169
>>536070908
They would do the same damage - none.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:36:42 PM
No.536071027
>>536071264
>>536070879
take the commandopill
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:38:06 PM
No.536071113
>>536070836
>amr
>durable damage
Excuse me saar, we are discussing big boy weapons, take that little thing back to
>>>/toy/
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:38:49 PM
No.536071169
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:40:15 PM
No.536071264
>>536071342
>>536071027
>rocket pods arent as good because of this
>"take the commandopill"
commando is nice if i really cant be fucked to aim at distant targets or want to take down moving targets
still, rocket pods kinda fucking suck. they're only good against structures or really slow moving targets that would've died of old age if anything.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:40:53 PM
No.536071315
>>536070887
that's part of the reason why I like arc weapons so much. you still have to position yourself and "aim" to get the most out of it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:41:30 PM
No.536071342
>>536071264
>or really slow moving targets
That's practically every heavy sans chargers and flesh mobs
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:43:49 PM
No.536071512
>>536071554
>>536071725
aight i'm good for about a year
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:44:27 PM
No.536071554
>>536071594
>>536071512
This is the guy that keeps saying how the warbonds are all bad, yet keeps buying them. Laugh at him!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:44:57 PM
No.536071594
>>536072221
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:45:53 PM
No.536071656
>>536072146
>>536070826
They are highly effective against automaton tanks, and thats about it. Hulks and chargers are a difficult target for rockets, and its debatable if its worth 'softening up' war striders, impalers, or titans when focusing down their vulnerable areas is faster than going for a mainbody kill.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:46:49 PM
No.536071725
>>536071786
>>536076093
>>536071512
arrow or sneaky ?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:47:51 PM
No.536071786
>>536071725
ancient chinese farming technique
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:50:38 PM
No.536072015
>>536072179
Why the fuck is there still a 50k credit cap?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:52:25 PM
No.536072146
>>536071656
Most the time it softens by either breaking a body part, or it hits their weakpoint. Rocketpods aren't for softening main, just keep track of where they hit and follow up on that. Typically I get headshots with them
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:52:57 PM
No.536072179
>>536072340
>>536072015
Nigga why tf you spending 500 dollars on videogame currency?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:53:24 PM
No.536072221
>>536072293
>>536071594
Buy. Warbond.
Not. Buy. SC.
Your Reading Comprehension, ESL-Kun?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:54:23 PM
No.536072287
>>536072245
punisher full choke, all the way
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:54:29 PM
No.536072293
>>536072441
>>536072221
pretty weak bait frankly
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:55:05 PM
No.536072340
>>536072179
I'm pretty sure he means the requisition slips
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:55:19 PM
No.536072362
>>536072541
>>536089558
your killzone items will no longer be exclusive chuddy
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:55:39 PM
No.536072384
>>536073673
>>536072245
Haven't used cookout since the nerf. Punisher just nukes things though.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:56:29 PM
No.536072441
>>536072293
>i feel personelly attacked
>this must be bait!
you're brown
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:57:25 PM
No.536072494
not even trying
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:58:09 PM
No.536072541
>>536072629
>>536072362
>the unwashed PLEBS will now have access to our EXCLUSIVE chud gear
NNNNOOOOOOO THE PAIN!
OOOOHHHH THE INDIGNITY!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:58:53 PM
No.536072596
>>536076315
>>536077768
>>536058832
>In Warhammer lore, it's plainly described that Space Marines are incredibly fast and agile, that "nothing that big and heavy should ever be able to move that fast".
>However, even in the fan-favorite Astartes animations they are slow, methodical, and inflexible because making them move in a lore-accurate way would look amateurish from an animation perspective
>Spartans in Halo enjoy a similar reputation, unburdened by their armor being capable of running at highway speeds
>for budget reasons, they mocap some guys from the local semi-pro wrestling exhibition
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:59:22 PM
No.536072629
>>536072838
>>536072541
this but with the inevitable preorder gear
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:00:14 PM
No.536072679
>>536072245
their shakes are really good
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:00:33 PM
No.536072704
>>536072245
Cookout if solo or you're sticking with the host (Fire and Gas DoT bug happens if you're further than 50 meters from host, it doesnt apply damage or dot to the enemy)
Punisher for everything else
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:02:10 PM
No.536072838
>>536072629
Good.
Let the Pre-Order FOMO cucks suffer. Their tears will be delicious.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:04:48 PM
No.536073038
>>536073135
>>536073190
>no patch today
what are those sweds up to
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:04:48 PM
No.536073039
You won't get banned for super credit hacking.
However
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:06:09 PM
No.536073135
>>536073176
>>536073038
figuring out when to drop the other warbond for maximum hebrewic shekel robbery
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:06:48 PM
No.536073176
>>536073349
>>536073135
not enough fleshmobs.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:06:52 PM
No.536073185
>took out a super loan
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:06:55 PM
No.536073190
>>536073241
>>536073038
why would they patch on thursday?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:07:30 PM
No.536073241
>>536073190
tourists don't know these things
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:08:05 PM
No.536073279
>>536073416
shams went to gamescom
how does that event work, do they livestream it somewhere? are trailers just on the opening night? i'm not very familiar with it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:08:57 PM
No.536073349
>>536073176
sorry, the rest of the fleshmob spawns were all hogged by the solo tranny sitting somewhere with their "sniper" loadout 600m away from everyone else
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:09:47 PM
No.536073416
>>536073279
All I know is that we are unironically getting silksong news today. I think it was today. But they can't stealth drop it because of the rules of a kickstarter from 12 years ago.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:11:14 PM
No.536073515
>>536073802
>See three assaults coming from one(1!) planet
>Decide to actually look at the DSS location options for once and select Charbal since it's the obvious choice
>"Nuh-uh, you can't do that!"
Fucking why? This logic is what I'd expect from a child, not a self-proclaimed game master
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:13:08 PM
No.536073673
>>536074564
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:14:54 PM
No.536073802
>>536074408
>>536073515
I think you'd have had to pre-empt the invasions by parking the DSS there and blockading it before it began the defense campaigns.
However, due to the fact that the ongoing major order was bug related it would have been virtually impossible to sway public opinion towards parking the DSS outside of bug territory. And also the bugs were taking multiple planets at that same time as well.
statistically, we cannot actually progress the galactic war unless the game master says we can because liberation is based on current player percentage on a planet and is capped at a certain percentage per half hour. But the opposing forces can capture however many planets as they want at once.
This democracy is exceptionally managed.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:22:23 PM
No.536074408
>>536073802
its been a year since people noticed that the galactic war is railroaded, and theres no way to tell the general public on where it would make more sense to dive onto
even the dispatches, that have way too much text for the average player to sift through (shorten it to ATTACK HERE, YOU SAVE (Number) OF PLANETS) never helped.
as you said, when the managed democracy is managed
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:24:27 PM
No.536074564
>>536073673
still sets shit on fire just fine if you're not far away from the host
>Hey guys why is the game so bi-ACK
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:27:08 PM
No.536074783
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:27:21 PM
No.536074805
>>536074873
>>536074894
>>536074692
>duplicates assets
>duplicates status effects
>duplicates kills
what doesn't it duplicate
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:28:03 PM
No.536074873
>>536074928
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:28:05 PM
No.536074881
>>536075034
>give a "capture 3 planets in a week" order after endless shitty defense MOs
>next MO: ummm bugs and bots are invading 50 planets at the same time lmao fuck you
Why is Joel such a nigger
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:28:14 PM
No.536074894
>>536074928
>>536074805
active players :^)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:28:38 PM
No.536074928
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:29:36 PM
No.536075034
>>536075095
>>536074881
Any side making progress is verboten
You will fight in an endless war on the same handful planets over and over again and you will be happy
We take two planets, next MO the enemies takes these two planets back.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:30:26 PM
No.536075095
>>536075034
i thought 40kek fans love the grim dark future of perpetual war? isnt that what they wanted?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:31:29 PM
No.536075182
>>536075680
>>536066557
It's supposedly for HDD optimizations but that still doesn't make much sense when maps are randomly generated and there's only so many biomes.
I'm choosing to believe that Arrowhead are just incredibly fucking incompetent.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:35:30 PM
No.536075551
>>536076030
>helldivers have a galaxy-wide liberation cap
>enemies are not limited by this
why does anyone still even care at this point?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:36:50 PM
No.536075680
>>536076160
>>536079449
>>536075182
>indie company
>only had a small cult following for games not known to the majority of PC players, only some handheld or PS players due to twinstick nature
>make it big by sheer luck
>everyone expects you to be on the same level as a triple-A studio (still retarded)
they are glorified indie developers that struck gold but dont know what the fuck to do with it, while uncle chang is just raking in money
How do I HMG effectively?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:38:59 PM
No.536075858
>>536069207
They mean that the ODST warbond isn't gonna affect their normal warbond schedule. The next warbond will be revealed in the first Thursday of September, and released on the second Thursday.
Like every other warbond for the past year and a half.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:39:08 PM
No.536075875
>>536074692
That post is pretty Swedephobic.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:39:32 PM
No.536075902
>>536076389
>>536075789
bring fortified or peak physique
bring supply backpack to offset ammo economy
either controlled bursts to head-eyes hulk visors, or spray and pray
most importantly, use the fucking weapon and get a feeling for it. niggers can give you only so much information if you yourself cannot put it into practical skills.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:40:18 PM
No.536075970
>>536075789
>750 rpm
>let that mf rip
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:41:01 PM
No.536076026
>>536069007
It will be announced either on the 28th or early september
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:41:06 PM
No.536076030
>>536075551
ultimately that has to be the conclusion. Go along for the ride. Sure it's infuriating when you're trying to liberate Clarvile or whatever and then in the middle of the campaign a minor order shows up to liberate an unrelated planet with a deadline of 48 hours so it becomes statistically impossible for both objectives to be completed, but they seem to have stopped tying any significant reward behind these major orders, probably because it took them a long time to get Anti-tank mines in the game because the divers simply did not care.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:41:58 PM
No.536076093
>>536071725
>arrow or sneaky ?
what did he mean by this
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:42:36 PM
No.536076146
What are some examples of games with good GM or community driven empire building?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:42:51 PM
No.536076160
>>536076301
>>536076386
>>536075680
>the 150 dev indie company with two decades of financial backing from Paradox and Sony
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:43:01 PM
No.536076176
>>536076330
Bros, i can't stop farming
Driving around the empty dunes is so fucking comfy
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:44:28 PM
No.536076301
>>536076160
>the 150 dev indie company with two decades of financial backing from Paradox and Sony
>cant fix their fucking game or doesnt know how their code works
yup
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:44:39 PM
No.536076315
>>536072596
>even in the fan-favorite Astartes animations they are slow
No? That scene where they're rushing the brass psykers with knives, they're running at like 40 miles an hour
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:44:49 PM
No.536076330
>>536076176
STOP FARMING WE HAVE 6 MILLION BUGS TO GAS
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:45:23 PM
No.536076386
>>536076538
>>536077476
>>536076160
don't forget
>9 AND A HALF YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:45:25 PM
No.536076389
>>536075902
it's wild that the HMG's ammo economy is so bad that you basically have to quadplicate your ammo reserves using a supply pack that is for you and only you in order to keep it up. I think it might be more viable to just bring HMG or anti-tank emplacements and call them down on demand than use two strats and a backpack slot on the weapon itself.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:46:55 PM
No.536076538
>>536076386
me in the back
>>536066557
>>536074692
I could run this game on my SSD if it weren't for Swedish retardation.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:48:15 PM
No.536076645
>>536076736
>>536076579
>she doesnt have a 500GB SSD MINIMUM
ngmi sister, go back
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:49:06 PM
No.536076714
>>536066557
>>536074692
>>536076579
I think one of them calladoodies eventually reached a file size large enough that it could not fit on a stock PS4. Welcome to console developers.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:49:22 PM
No.536076736
>>536076804
>>536076645
>umm honey just buy a 1TB SSD to compensate for swigger programming
why are shiteaters like this
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:50:02 PM
No.536076804
>>536076929
>>536077051
>>536076579
>>536076736
>it's like $100 for a high end 2TB nvme
anon, I...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:51:24 PM
No.536076929
>>536077262
>>536077312
>>536076804
>you have to spend money on more storage! The swiggers dindu nuffin!!
fucking an hero, anon
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:52:48 PM
No.536077051
>>536077312
>>536076804
>make flawed product
>blame customer while charging them more
You're not Disney
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:55:05 PM
No.536077262
>>536077341
>>536076929
you're future-proofing yourself for more than just the swedish bullshit, you giga-brown gorilla monkey
>>536076929
>>536077051
If you're too poor to afford basic computer hardware you should stop playing games and go get a job
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:55:55 PM
No.536077341
>>536077697
>>536077262
keeping eating shit, shiteater
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:56:19 PM
No.536077378
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:56:23 PM
No.536077389
>>536077523
>>536077578
6 billion terminids? that seems like a made up number
at best running generous numbers there were at most 25 million 540 thousand deaths. the narrative of a systematic and deliberate extermination of terminids is blown up out of proportion to gain sympathy and political favours.
ask yourself this, why would Super Earth construct feeding trays, research facilities, manufacturing plants and calming enclosures if the only purpose of those camps were to exterminate them?
it's curious how after every extermination mission got examined it turned out to be just a refueling plant, why would they hide this fact? is it to conceal the truth and manufacture a narrative?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:56:44 PM
No.536077429
>guise do le gambit!
>no you can't send the DSS there
This is so fucking retarded
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:57:17 PM
No.536077476
>>536077610
>>536076386
I'm gonna have to politely demand sauce
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:57:43 PM
No.536077512
>>536078109
Reminder that I'm teamkilling any of you fucks wearing the ONI cape
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:57:52 PM
No.536077523
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:58:24 PM
No.536077578
>>536077389
To be fair, large creatures are worth multiple kills on the scoreboard. I think chargers are worth several while bile titans and impalers are worth 10 each.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:58:48 PM
No.536077606
>>536078415
>>536077312
I have been listening to this illogical cope for over a decade as devs get lazier and lazier and whales consume more and more slop
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:58:52 PM
No.536077610
>>536077775
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:59:45 PM
No.536077697
>>536077806
>>536077341
>resorts to talking about eating shit a lot
yup, pajeet.
no wonder, you cant even afford a modern ssd for your video game hobbies. how sad.
tell me, why do you worship cow shit so much? its fertilizer to make crops good, and yet, you keep smearing it all over your body.
dont even answer, your presence is revolting.
now, scurry-hop out of here, ive had enough of you fucking brown tourists.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:00:43 PM
No.536077768
>>536077946
>>536072596
>Halo halo
>Halo halo halo
>Halo?
>UM ACTUALLY IN WARHAMMER FORTY FAGGOTS...
Cool. Didn't ask. This is why Warhammer virgins are the most hated fandom there is.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:00:49 PM
No.536077775
>>536077610
>nitter
My nitta
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:01:08 PM
No.536077806
>>536078031
>>536077697
Keep eating shit and sucking swigger cock
Wasting your money and defending corporations is not the powermove you think it is
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:01:41 PM
No.536077863
>>536069327
Wrong question: it will be a blue strat mg like the stalwart. Higher damage per bullet, lower rpm, identical DPS when accounting for reload and mag sizes.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:02:40 PM
No.536077946
>>536077768
Be sure to bottle those tears for resale when they announce the Dawn of War crossover.
Nah, games workshop would be impossible to work with from a legal perspective
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:03:26 PM
No.536078007
>>536078147
What happened man... I remember diving the creek during the release and having my graphic settings on high...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:03:44 PM
No.536078031
>>536078135
>>536077806
said the poorfag pajeet that cant even spend $50 for a one-time purchase of a 1TB SSD that will see him safe for the next 5 years
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:03:52 PM
No.536078041
>>536078415
>>536077312
>huh, the game doesn't run?
>just buy the newest NVidia RTX 9021 Assfaggots Edition card anon
>it's just basic hardware requirements, you poorfag
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:04:32 PM
No.536078109
>>536077512
based fuck glowies
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:04:49 PM
No.536078135
>>536078325
>>536078031
>NOOOOOO YOU MUST CONSOOOOOOM
>IF YOU CAN'T CONSOOOOM YOUR BROWN
Mutt brainrot in action
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:04:53 PM
No.536078140
connection lost wtf
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:04:58 PM
No.536078147
>>536078418
>>536078007
to my knowledge, it's mostly the anti-cheat. This is the only game that strains my CPU, other games don't even touch it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:07:09 PM
No.536078325
>>536078553
>>536078135
>saar i will now buy newest game for $70 each month, i will play it once and forget about it, glory to india, death to filthy pakistani dogs
>make one-time purchase upgrade to my system that will benefit me in the long run for everything i do? BASTARD BLOODY BASTARD HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO SPEND MY MONEY ON SMARTER DECISIONS, I FUCK YOU RAPE YOU DOG YOU GO FUCK A DONKEY
you still dont get it, do you?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:08:00 PM
No.536078415
>>536077606
>>536078041
I mean 130GB is like 2 modern games. I'm not excusing their incompetence, but it's not like that's an outrageous number. The RAW files from my camera take up more space on my game drive than the 11 games I have installed plus the 24 repacked games I have yet to install. Storage prices are insanely low and have been for years, so yeah it's kinda your fault ;)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:08:05 PM
No.536078418
>>536078560
>>536078147
>anti-cheat in pve game
>meanwhile chinese spawning 5000 SC from their ass
Just remove it already, who gives a fuck
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:09:33 PM
No.536078553
>>536078916
>>536078325
I get that the swiggers making the game OVERFOUR TIMES THE SIZE IT HAS TO BE isn't a problem because everyone should just burn money to buy more storage like you corpo drones
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:09:35 PM
No.536078560
>>536078418
I agree, but it's probably a rider from their commercial agreement with Sony. Large scale japanese conglomerates are chaired by fucking dinosaurs who still use fax machines.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:11:40 PM
No.536078753
>>536080380
>Entire game fits into the game files for a single Helldivers 2 enemy
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:13:26 PM
No.536078916
>>536079202
>>536078553
nigger.
i tell you again.
upgrade your fucking rig.
im not fond of the bullshit that the modern gaming industry is pulling off either, but what the fuck are (You) gonna do about it, other than piss and cry and shit?
get with the times, or suffer.
i dont support them making the game bigger than it has to be.
i dont support them making the performance worse with each fucking patch
i dont support them at all, because i had it with them.
but im telling you, (You), to upgrade your fucking rig, so you can enjoy fast loading times for fucking EVERYTHING, and for MORE than ONE video game.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:14:11 PM
No.536078997
>>536116095
>>536074692
>Somehow inflating a 30GB game into 130GB
How does anyone among the devs find that acceptable, how is Sony okay with this game getting exponentially bigger due to swedish incompetence? How do these devs not realise that they're increasing their workload in the long run by doing this this way?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:14:51 PM
No.536079053
>>536079242
modernized Constitution with 10-round magazine, scope, and supressor when?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:15:02 PM
No.536079072
>getting filtered by something the size of a $10 flash drive
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:16:33 PM
No.536079202
>>536079526
>>536078916
Muttoid corpo drone.
I will not burn money to compensate for swigger incompetence.
That simple.
When this game bloats too much for my SSD I will uninstall and move on.
You can keep CONSOOOOOOOMING
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:16:56 PM
No.536079242
>>536079351
>>536079053
bro, your amendment?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:17:01 PM
No.536079249
>>536079515
I prefer /hdg/ when they are horny and trying to impregnate vaguely furry SEAF and Eagle girls with big tits...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:18:01 PM
No.536079351
>>536079242
that isn't a bolt-action rifle
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:18:01 PM
No.536079356
>>536079528
>"Bro, just keep spending money on SSDs and GPUS"
>"Don't blame devs for being shit at optimisation"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:18:39 PM
No.536079406
Have they invented a computer that can run Crysis yet?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:18:47 PM
No.536079416
>>536066557
>Devastator files are duplicated 44 times
So like, I understand that it's for seek optimization, cause other games have done similar stuff. Bit isn't this really fucking overkill for a game with randomly generated maps?
It sounds like assets are being duplicated for every single planet that would have them, but those planets themselves aren't even fucking unique and share assets wholesale.
I'm pretty sure the load times shouldn't be increased that much, if you had a proper filestructure for it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:19:15 PM
No.536079449
>>536075680
We know they're indie devs, we know they've fucked up in the past (Magicka have a crash to desktop spell, Helldivers 1 DLC practices) but they have the backing of a major publisher now. They had eight fucking years to work on the game and made something awesome as fuck with lots of cool details and intended cool shit like seeing other super destroyers in orbit.
Then the game came out and shit like seeing other destroyers disappeared for months, random shit just broke and there's bugs present since launch.
This isn't an indie dev issue, this is almost entirely a bunch of people who struck fucking gold and decided to keep throwing shit at the wall while ignoring the actual game they're making itself.
Cool details have been left on the wayside, bugs don't get fixed, we still have a gook korean anticheat from 10+ years ago that does nothing, they can't ban anyone in the first place, and they refuse to actually engage with the community and police them hard because they don't want to be reminded that they have no discipline.
The only way Helldivers 2 would be saved and go back to over 100k PC players would be a ginormous content update with dozens of new biomes and weapons on their current path, or they could stop fucking around and optimize and fix up the base game itself.
450k peak means that thousands of people bought Helldivers 2 and then stopped playing, which means that if at any point you appeal to THOSE PLAYERS SPECIFICALLY they'll reinstall, maybe put some money down for warbonds, and hey look you just got profit.
But they won't, because Alexus and Joel still haven't been raped by roving packs of gorillas yet. Because they have a dogshit CEO that refuses to whip people into shape. Because they have an outstanding 10/10 marketing department that knows how to sell the game properly.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:19:52 PM
No.536079515
>>536079249
yiff in hell fur fag
unban me from the official discord and maybe we can be cool
till then I am reporting all furry art you post
>Botniggers donβt understand gambits (again)
I don't think I will be logging in until next Tuesday now frens.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:19:58 PM
No.536079526
>>536079202
you should probably uninstall now just in case the cache from your browser overloads your 10KB ssd
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:20:01 PM
No.536079528
>>536079356
lmao u can't buy more SSD??!? R U poor or somefing?!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:21:36 PM
No.536079670
>>536079752
BROS YOU GOTTA STOP POSTING IMAGES IN THIS THREAD MY SSD CAN'T HANDLE IT AIIIIEEEEE
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:21:40 PM
No.536079679
>>536079525
Gambits are a meme when there's no in-game way for players to communicate greater strategies like that.
Right now all we have is the DSS as the mob beacon, but we can't even send it Cherbal
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:21:47 PM
No.536079689
>He didndn't dowloaded more SSD
ngmi
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:22:34 PM
No.536079752
>>536079670
shitposts duplicated 44 times...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:23:02 PM
No.536079793
post fembots
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:23:16 PM
No.536079813
>>536079979
ahhhhhhhhh anon's make a new thread this one's filling up my SSD and my screen is starting to flicker please
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:23:46 PM
No.536079846
kek muttoid corpo drone getting really desperate now
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:25:11 PM
No.536079979
>>536079813
Just thinking about a Black Hat zip-bombing my SSSD to stack overflow puts me into Blast Processing.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:25:39 PM
No.536080026
>>536093438
>his pc has less storage than my phone
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:27:09 PM
No.536080158
>>536080445
If 4chins worked like HD2 every imagine would be a 4MB png that get duplicated 128 times for every post
>>536078753
One day after a big patch the game stopped launching for me and then never relaunched ever again.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:30:39 PM
No.536080445
>>536080158
>Use 4chan (Arrowhead Edition)
>Download a 2MB image
>Swedish code causes the site to automatically convert it into a 40GB zipbomb
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:30:42 PM
No.536080447
>>536080380
damn, now I'm afraid to try and boot it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:32:56 PM
No.536080624
>>536080848
>>536080380
try launching it with disable modding. if that doesn't work, try launching it in offline mode.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:33:25 PM
No.536080663
>>536080380
works on my machine
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:34:48 PM
No.536080775
>>536081000
>Anon, your physical health has been degrading, and your teeth aren't looking the best either, I think you should see a doctor, or finally go to the dentist
>YOU MEAN I SHOULD SPEND MONEY TO ENSURE MY OWN LONG-TERM WELLBEING AND QUALITY OF LIFE? YOU MUST BE A CORPO DRONE!
>No, Anon, I...I'm telling you that if you don't do something now, things aren't going to change for the best, but only get worse for you.
>FUCK OFF IM NOT GONNA CONSOOM, FUCKING MUTTOID, AMERICAN, PIGFUCKERS, ALL OF YOU!
That explains why the quality of the threads have been getting worse and worse.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:35:30 PM
No.536080848
>>536081092
>>536080624
I'm gonna try this and pray it works, because I loved the game.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:37:15 PM
No.536081000
>>536085440
>>536080775
>wasting big money on a product that is going to shit when you can just wait for your teeth to fall off for free
Lmao
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:38:01 PM
No.536081042
cool wall of text
shan't be burning money for swigger incompetence, corpo drone
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:38:30 PM
No.536081092
>>536080848
yeah we should turn this into a DRG general
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:38:32 PM
No.536081096
>>536081140
>>536081453
I'm beginning to doubt any of you niggas actually play the game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:39:05 PM
No.536081140
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:39:54 PM
No.536081198
>>536081407
>$0.04/GB
>too expensive
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:42:14 PM
No.536081407
>>536081574
>>536081198
>Hiring one programmer to optimize game files
>too expensive
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:42:42 PM
No.536081453
>>536081096
This general is only here for people to bitch about swedes and argue about balance, you can tell because no one post any lobbies
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:44:11 PM
No.536081574
>>536082212
>>536081407
AH is brown, they can't afford an optimization programmer
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:45:35 PM
No.536081708
>>536081930
You should just throw away your money and stop asking questions. Only stupid muttoid brownoid goyim goyslurping slopper-lovering retards wouldn't want to see undeserving swiggers thrive.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:48:19 PM
No.536081930
>>536082057
>>536081708
>You should just throw away your money
no need, I already have plenty of storage unlike you
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:49:47 PM
No.536082057
>>536082161
>>536081930
good goy, soon mister silberstein can buy his fifth yacht
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:50:50 PM
No.536082161
>>536082057
anon be careful too many (yous) will fill up your storage
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:51:26 PM
No.536082212
>>536081574
trvthnvke, swegroes do be like that
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:53:33 PM
No.536082394
>mfw the game is too big for my HDD but I spent all my parents' money on super credits so I can't afford a new one
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:53:59 PM
No.536082436
>>536083049
I just need an eagle gas strike on my face...
She'd prrt her payload from her XXL weapons bay on cooldown before returning to the fridge to rearm...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:00:39 PM
No.536083026
Someone post THAT one picture of the Heavy Devastator.
You know the one.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:00:57 PM
No.536083049
>>536082436
Still more sane than your avarage halofag post.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:01:40 PM
No.536083108
>>536079525
>can't send DSS to charbal-VII
nice gambit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:03:17 PM
No.536083250
>>536079525
Another MOnigger who thinks the galactic war matters in anyway.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:05:43 PM
No.536083445
>>536083676
how do you think they're gonna handle MOs once the game goes on life support like OG helldivers? think we'll notice literally any difference?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:05:54 PM
No.536083461
the hardest MO of them all
play the fucking game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:07:39 PM
No.536083620
>>536079525
botdivers are defined by our complete lack of care for high command's orders
bugs devour SE? don't matter, kill clankers
species wide illuminate mind rape imminent? you guys have fun with your new buddies, I'll be killing clankers
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:08:22 PM
No.536083676
>>536083445
liberation and defense major orders are programmed such that the number of players active does not matter. The rolling average of active helldivers on each planet is all that matters, so theoretically a single solo-diver on an empty server would be the most efficient galactic war progress possible.
Kill orders are more complex, but there is clearly an algorithm designed to add progress to them over time so it never feels impossible.
>take over cyberstan
>the entire botfront is now gone
is that what you want? to not enjoy the botfront until joel goes "somehow, PL-P4T-E returned and the bots are back"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:12:00 PM
No.536083996
>>536083860
High command and I agree on one thing, the enemy should never be fully defeated because then we'd have to go back to our pathetic wages
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:12:17 PM
No.536084018
>>536084461
>>536084694
>>536054889
There are no noise mechanics
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:15:16 PM
No.536084293
>>536054889
>the gun does pssst instead of pew now
>that'll be 1500sc
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:16:25 PM
No.536084392
>>536083860
>take Cyberstan
>bots are gone for a whole weekend
We've gone through this before.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:17:09 PM
No.536084456
>>536086341
>cry there is no content
>release content 1 out of 2
>/hdg/ gets buckbroken about it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:17:12 PM
No.536084461
>>536084018
yes there are
there are three (four if you count no noise like laser based weapons) presets for how audible weapon's discharge is
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:18:10 PM
No.536084538
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:19:06 PM
No.536084616
>>536084743
>>536085841
Do you guys think we can make the nigger developers fix the filesize on pc?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:19:54 PM
No.536084694
>>536084018
There is one, kind of.
If you do a hostile action (shoot, melee, throw grenade or strataball) the game alerts every enemy within a certain distance of you. That distance being dependent on your stance, and if your armor has a stealth modifier.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:20:19 PM
No.536084718
>>536066764
>>536074692
Swedes really are something else
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:20:37 PM
No.536084743
>>536084852
>>536084616
Do you think the original devs that worked on the game are still working on HD2, and not whatever bullshit their new project is?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:21:44 PM
No.536084852
>>536084743
I'm pretty sure the original devs left long before the game released, actually.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:24:27 PM
No.536085071
>>536085185
>there are no devs
>things have been run entirely by a chatbot for some time now
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:25:43 PM
No.536085185
>>536085397
>>536085071
>there are no anons
>threads have been run entirely by a collection of chatbots for some time now, waiting for engagement prompts (ragebait) to activate
>only lobby-hosters are organic beings
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:27:56 PM
No.536085397
>>536086092
>>536085185
Grok, write me a 2000 character description of Eagle-1's naked body and sexual preferences and post in /hdg/
>>536081000
I got all my teeth pulled and got fake ones. Never looked back. Cleaning is as simple as a glass of water with some mouthwash, don't rot, don't break and honestly feel just like the real ones. Teeth are an evolutionary dead end, cyborgize yourself now.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:31:01 PM
No.536085690
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:32:19 PM
No.536085841
>>536084616
I want to kidnap a swede and torture him by rubbing bacon over a quran.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:33:10 PM
No.536085940
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:34:48 PM
No.536086092
>>536085397
its gork now, ya git.
now sod off, we'z got sum' of dem spiky 'umies to kromp. 'erd dey gotz a new "ro-bit" dat blasts lotsa dakka at'cha. dey don' fookin' explode though, so what in da name of gork AND mork is dat squig-shit?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:35:03 PM
No.536086123
>>536086295
>swedes unironically had to issue a dispatch to tell retards that if they just liberated charball VII it would save all 3 invasions simultaneously
>the blob doesn't listen and is still trying to defend all the attacked planets
A truly great demonstration of why democracy doesn't work.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:35:21 PM
No.536086148
>>536085440
Honestly based as fuck.
congratulations to Arrowhead on somehow creating a female character that even this fandom would not fuck.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:36:34 PM
No.536086250
>>536083860
Cyberstan is an ideal, not a place.
It lives in every bots inbuilt dialysis machine.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:37:03 PM
No.536086295
>>536086123
Charball fucking sucks as a planet.
I honestly understand why the blob doesn't care
>gay railroad
>gay biome planets
>playerbase decisions don't matter
JOEL can shove my charballs down his throat
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:37:29 PM
No.536086341
>>536086818
>>536086850
>>536084456
>collabslop is content
lol
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:37:44 PM
No.536086368
Lobby. Doko.
>>536067751
I have been ahead the curve for years, only thing I hate more than the sw*dish are russians
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:42:32 PM
No.536086818
>>536086341
Its content, whether you like it or not. I don't make the rules, I only look for a way to get around them!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:42:58 PM
No.536086850
>>536086341
just mad it was a scifi franchise I donβt care about.
>tfw lost planet crossover in any place or any time never ever
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:44:43 PM
No.536087015
>>536089434
>>536086779
>not hating everyone including yourself
>not staying alive out of spite because you know the world would be better off if you were dead
WEAK SHIT
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:44:53 PM
No.536087034
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:51:57 PM
No.536087691
>>536087757
>>536088181
Why is the new warbond 1500sc despite having less in it?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:52:40 PM
No.536087757
>>536087691
microsoft wants money
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:56:46 PM
No.536088094
>>536086170
She's like that dyke bitch from John Wick... even sounds like her
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:57:52 PM
No.536088181
>>536090440
>>536087691
umm... uhhh... I-it's good to value because halo is b-based? member the chief? member the hot AI slut and stereotypical 80s black sergeant?
D10
Lobby Picks
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241462451180/76561197999417031
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:01:14 PM
No.536088473
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:02:45 PM
No.536088636
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:04:15 PM
No.536088768
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:04:17 PM
No.536088775
>>536088257
Feels weird seeing this picture and being the one in it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:08:49 PM
No.536089178
>>536091095
>>536086779
Doesn't Finlands entire history boil down to being passed between Sweden and Russia for their rape session?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:11:26 PM
No.536089434
>>536087015
Fool
You can do that while also spiting some things more than others
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:11:32 PM
No.536089442
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:12:03 PM
No.536089501
>>536094965
>>536088782
clowns will post shit like that and then say the game isn't p2w because you can earn SC in-game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:12:40 PM
No.536089558
>>536072362
we've been reassured that it's returning multiple times and yet we still have no concrete news
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:17:18 PM
No.536089951
>>536088782
>go to a faggot site
>get faggot opinions
stop browsing there ffs
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:19:31 PM
No.536090151
>>536088782
'Erm you need to GROVEL at AH's feet for graciously allowing you to collect this premium currency for FREE, CHUD!'
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:19:35 PM
No.536090161
>>536090310
>>536091529
>>536066764
This could be from the engine being slow to find resources and/or from it being made to run on consoles hardwares which have slow seek times. You dupe resources so the game has "closer" options in the memory to find them which optimizes load times at the coast of memory bloat.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:21:10 PM
No.536090302
So where it is the triple planet squid invasion?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:21:14 PM
No.536090310
>>536090994
>>536090161
ok so you dupe them 40 times
and do that only for the PC version as the playstation's version is still at sub 50gb
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:22:38 PM
No.536090440
>>536088181
>halo is b-based? member the chief? member the hot AI slut and stereotypical 80s black sergeant?
you whimper this out ironically
I say it with conviction
How is light pen useful against heavy armor units?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:24:09 PM
No.536090608
>>536088782
>ColdFire-Blitz
sounds like an edgy horse show OC
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:26:09 PM
No.536090807
>>536091176
>>536092636
>>536090547
It's not, generally speaking. Why do you ask?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:26:55 PM
No.536090878
>>536091375
>>536091512
I don't care HOW good or shit the halo weapons will be. Warbonds are not real content.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:27:58 PM
No.536090994
>>536091271
>>536090310
The download is 50gb but balloons to the current size from it duping the files on install.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:29:06 PM
No.536091095
>>536092828
>>536089178
It's even funnier when you consider ruskis history.
>>536090807
Everytime HD2 content shows in in my feed it's some "Acktually, light pen is good" video. Needed to confirm it was just clickbait and I wasn't missing some super secret weakpoints or something.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:30:36 PM
No.536091271
>>536090994
lol
the unpacked game on ps5 is about 45gb
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:31:38 PM
No.536091375
>>536091774
>>536090878
you guys bitch whenever "content" gets added
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:32:34 PM
No.536091458
>>536090547
It usually isn't unless you're shooting a severely weakened heavy unit in a weak point.
But the same also applied to medium pen
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:32:41 PM
No.536091470
>>536091176
QRD is that light pen is better for you if you're absolutely terrible at ammo management
otherwise the meta goes higher caliber = more gooder
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:33:05 PM
No.536091512
>>536090878
TRVTH NUKE, Arrowhead have groomed the goyims into accepting slopbonds as real content instead of adding new biomes, new maps, new enemies and new game mechanic.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:33:13 PM
No.536091529
>>536091783
>>536090161
but the consoles don't have the dupes, that's why they've got a smaller filesize
>>536091176
yeah those are usually just clickbait saying "uh you can actually shoot at xyz thing on big enemy and still help out your team ;)" like the missles on the sides of tactical striders or the chin cannons on factory striders or some such goofery
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:33:36 PM
No.536091552
>>536086170
I fucking hate these gooback bitches
can I buy a spicy latina quartermaster already, no Jefferson
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:35:02 PM
No.536091671
>>536086170
despite how ugly she is, I do find her funny
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:35:04 PM
No.536091680
>>536092020
>>536092357
>>536090547
the only heavy you can kill with light pen is the hulk
then again, do you use medpen primaries to hunt tanks? Heavies are really meant to be targeted with support weapons or AT stratagems.
Light pen rules supreme on bots against light and medium enemies if you can aim.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:35:56 PM
No.536091774
>>536091375
4chan is not a place you go to to find optimists. That being said I actually like most of the real content Arrowhead adds, besides the HORID optimization and refining.
Holy fucking shit Arrowhead is just objectively horrible at optimizing and releasing shit that isn't broken.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:36:03 PM
No.536091783
>>536092625
>>536091529
>the missles on the sides of tactical striders
What, the reinforced striders? Isn't it normal to shoot at the missile rack though? It only takes like three light pen bullets and it takes out the strider + whatever is immediately next to it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:38:28 PM
No.536092020
>>536092283
>>536092838
>>536091680
>Light pen rules supreme on bots against light and medium enemies
it really doesn't, too much drag for comfortable mid to long range combat, too much durable penalty when shooting durable class 2 armored parts such as dev backpacks or zerkers, also becomes useless as soon as visibility goes less than perfect
it's an ammo management thing, and if you're good at it you can go full blown pen3 any faction
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:41:03 PM
No.536092283
>>536092020
I redact my final statement, you don't even need to be good at all if you just bring your ammo crutch armor
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:41:59 PM
No.536092357
>>536091680
Maybe lower difficulties. In higher difficulties they spam so much heavy armor at you that bringing light or medium pen weapons makes things harder. Then theres the whole durable system when you match armor classes which starts to defeat the purpose of lower armor pen weapons generally having better ammo economy.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:44:37 PM
No.536092625
>>536092802
>>536091783
>Isn't it normal to shoot at the missile rack though?
if people know about it, yeah, otherwise they just shoot at the same places they shoot regular striders. remember that most people have an iq comparable to glue huffers
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:44:43 PM
No.536092636
>>536092808
>>536090547
>>536090807
Not only is it not, but a lot of the newer enemies are specifically designed to foil light penetration. Be it by having their weakest weak point have medium armor or by having it have a durable. Oftentimes both.
>>536091176
Some people like to argue that light pen is great for chaff clearing, but higher penetration means that the round will go through the first thing it hits and then hit whatever is behind it, oftentimes dealing damage twice at a rate of something like 50%+ damage on the second thing. This "second thing" can be a different limb on the same enemy or another entirely new enemy depending on angle. This is why, for example, liberator penetrator body shots will feel much stronger on a voteless horde than standard liberator body shots despite the player facing stats saying something else.
I strongly dislike that people would rather cope than call out arrowhead on their poor handling of armor tiers and enemy design.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:46:05 PM
No.536092771
>>536092367
prolly the best cqc gun for those that don't get mental breakdowns in the presence of short mags or slightly longer than average reload times
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:46:22 PM
No.536092802
>>536092625
Around 30% of the human population has less IQ than a literal chimp. Almost half of the population has less IQ than a literal gorilla.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:46:25 PM
No.536092808
>>536092636
not any of those guys, but I'd still say light pen is good for bot hordes since they tend to spread out vs the clumping that bugs and voteless do
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:46:39 PM
No.536092828
>>536093324
>>536091095
How so?
I'm not that well versed on Russian history
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:46:46 PM
No.536092838
>>536092917
>>536093067
>>536092020
>too much drag for comfortable mid to long range combat
Works on my machine
>too much durable penalty when shooting durable class 2 armored parts such as dev backpacks
Why are you shooting their backpacks? Just shoot their head, stomach or legs
>Beserkers
They have a big glowing unarmoured section on their stomach, their really not tanky at all if you can shooting them while they're swaying all over the place
>useless as soon as visibility goes less than perfect
Yeah because obviously having a medium-pen gun gives you better eyesight
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:47:36 PM
No.536092917
>>536092838
you're coping
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:47:46 PM
No.536092931
>>536093074
>>536083860
Cyberstan should be planet cracked and all remaining wirebacks re-enslaved
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:48:33 PM
No.536093012
>>536093240
>>536092367
Should have been 1 handed or have a mag attachment. Unlocking a recoil attachment at near max weapon level is silly. If I got the weapon all the way to max level why would they think recoil was an issue for me?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:49:01 PM
No.536093067
>>536092838
>if you can shooting them
Guess I'll die
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:49:06 PM
No.536093074
>>536092931
I wish to smelt the tin skins, not give them employment
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:49:59 PM
No.536093153
>>536093720
>>536095459
>>536092367
>love the adjudicator but its level 25 already
>only guns left are the liberator juggler, "actually magdumping a brood commander until its head pops to make it stunned is good", and the tenderizer
genuine grind-slave mentality, but the tenderizer makes it enjoyable at the very least
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:50:42 PM
No.536093240
>>536093591
>>536093012
nta but less recoil always checks out to higher accuracy and therefore moar dps
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:51:18 PM
No.536093298
>>536093420
>uhm, actually you're supposed to shoot the body and not the head, dumbshit.
>oh also it's immune to explosives
>>536092828
Rus was established by varangians who were at least initially Norsemen, the name Rus itself is speculated to come from ruotsi which is Finnish for Sweden.
So in short Finland is surrounded by Sweden and Sweden wannabe
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:52:31 PM
No.536093420
>>536093572
>>536093298
>200+ damage headshots
?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:52:41 PM
No.536093438
>>536093876
>>536080026
Don't look up the shitbox 90% of "PC master race" players use to game on steam.
Base ps5 has double the ram of their toasters.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:52:49 PM
No.536093451
>>536069187
Well anon? It's been 3 hours.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:53:15 PM
No.536093498
>>536093324
>Russia is actually store brand Sweden
You know, that actually explains a lot.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:53:57 PM
No.536093558
>>536093324
this sounds like swedish cope
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:54:05 PM
No.536093572
>>536093420
He's quoting Alexus.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:54:14 PM
No.536093591
>>536093240
Man if I cared about moar dps I wouldn't pick the Reprimand
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:55:24 PM
No.536093720
>>536093153
I miss snake...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:56:15 PM
No.536093802
>kill 6 gorillion bugs
>now kill 1.5 gorillion automatons
>they'll probably also add a MO where you have to kill just 2 (two) voteless or something
Man, wouldn't that be funny if the game got like only 20k players from xbox so the MO is completely impossible to beat until they rig the numbers again?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:56:31 PM
No.536093827
>>536094062
>>536093650
Strong gun = lower skill demand
Weak gun = higher skill demand
Weak gun > Strong gun
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:56:46 PM
No.536093857
>>536093324
That does make it funnier.
Finland is getting spitroasted by Sweden.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:56:54 PM
No.536093876
>>536093438
twice the ram, 0.2% the games :)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:56:58 PM
No.536093882
>>536094483
Oh? More hunters? Increased FRV Cooldown?
Too bad, I'm busy clankin' clankers.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:57:19 PM
No.536093912
>>536094027
>>536093650
I can't like a gun unless it performs well above average and comes without major drawbacks
>b-but le fun
for me the fun lies in playing as optimally as I can
different folks etc how about you stop regarding your own opinions as facts
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:58:38 PM
No.536094027
>>536094236
>>536093912
>"for me the fun is playing as optimally as I can"
>look inside
>massive shitter outperformed by memers
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:58:53 PM
No.536094062
>>536094337
>>536093827
most people are too busy killing shit to notice your "skill" though, it really doesn't matter at the end of the day and nobody really gives a shit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:58:54 PM
No.536094064
>>536094229
>>536093650
The weapons in Helldivers 2 should be able to kill the enemies in Helldivers 2. Simple ass.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:59:44 PM
No.536094151
>>536093650
Fire is the answer to everything and yes I used 10 reinforcements already
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:00:31 PM
No.536094229
>>536094703
>>536094808
>>536094064
Have you tried shooting your gun?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:00:35 PM
No.536094236
>>536094027
I'm not Nirah if that's what you're thinking. I can reliably hit the broad side of a barn.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:01:25 PM
No.536094337
>>536095052
>>536094062
Why would skill even be noticeable in a PVE game? It's not competitive. Theres no ranks. Is there even a leader board?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:02:34 PM
No.536094463
>>536094647
got called an unfunny racist for calling bots filthy fucking oil slurping clankers so I hellbombed the mothafucka
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:02:44 PM
No.536094483
>>536095554
>>536095795
>>536093882
The railgun MO made me realize how fun it is if they'd just give you something silly to work with while tying the MO objective to it.
Like, fuck it, have a (rearm lowered so it feels like) whole brigade of Eagle 1s with rocket pods
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:03:12 PM
No.536094548
>>536094735
ap2 guns offer no advantage over ap3 ones other than ammo economy and ammo is everywhere now
quintessential power creep
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:04:12 PM
No.536094647
>>536095125
>>536094463
he was right, you kinda suck ass
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:04:38 PM
No.536094703
>>536094834
>>536094229
A helldivers 2 weapon that can kill bigger variety of enemies in helldivers 2 is a more fun weapon than a helldivers 2 weapon that can kill a smaller variety of helldivers 2 enemies. Because you are playing helldivers 2 to have fun killing helldivers 2 enemies.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:04:57 PM
No.536094735
>>536094548
Squids were supposed to fix the focus on armor pen, unfortunately the existence of harvesters still means that you can't be viable in that theater of war without at least one weapon with decent AP3 dps, and fleshmobs just need too much dps in general.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:05:41 PM
No.536094808
>>536094229
That would involve actually playing Helldivers 2 rather than starting up arguments all day on /vg/
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:05:56 PM
No.536094834
>>536094703
umm saar you have to redeem the ap2 in order to farm cred with the discord crowd like an absolute utter beta male
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:07:10 PM
No.536094965
>>536089501
>"Erm, it doesn't matter that the game has like $300 worth of non-cosmetic microtransactions! You can get a million trillion Super Credits in an hour of farming!"
>with cheats
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:07:20 PM
No.536094987
>>536095203
>>536095471
>Seige-Ready medium armor doesn't exist
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:07:56 PM
No.536095052
>>536095646
>>536094337
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Wutelgi Greencircles?
I thought not. It's not a story that /coopg/ or /hdg/ would tell you. It's a ratclicker legend. Greencircles... was a Waystalker that only cares about the leaderboard. She kept hitting all the enemies, even through friendlies, just to get a maximum kill count, despite her loadout costing her life dearly.
She became so obsessed with greencircle leaderboard screenshots, the only thing she was afraid of was... losing to an ironbreaker. Which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she aggro'd a CW patrol. Then the bounty-hunter shot her on the spot. It's ironic. He could kill everything, except the things that actually posed a threat.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:08:37 PM
No.536095125
>>536094647
open wide squeaky
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:09:23 PM
No.536095203
>>536095654
>>536094987
shouldn't exist*
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:11:48 PM
No.536095459
>>536095691
>>536093153
>>only guns left are the liberator juggler, "actually magdumping a brood commander until its head pops to make it stunned is good"
anon.. the liberator concussive doesn't stun enemies by design. it works purely off of having high knockback, not by afflicting stun status effect
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:11:54 PM
No.536095471
>>536094987
sorry, best I can do is Honorary Guard
>>536094483
Having free stratagems that are actually useful (looking at you landmines, you suck ass) spices up the general playstyle, cause now you can go nuts with your options.
I remember when they gave everyone free 500kg bombs, but forgot to account for the cooldown, so you could spam a 500kg each 5 seconds.
Or the time they gave everyone free Spears to see how shit the weapon is.
Or the time they gave us free Stalwarts, so I saved up 1 slot to run EATs alongside something else.
But this is too much for the swede, they're reserving all the fun stuff for bugdivers taking one planet, so they can ruin the already easy faction to an even more boring status by having Orbital Napalm for EVERYONE.
I miss my free MG43, when it won the status of "best MG out of all 3" in an MO.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:13:25 PM
No.536095612
>>536095943
>defender exists
>they didn't give it its iconic stun bullets or make a stun variant
blasphemy
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:13:46 PM
No.536095646
>>536095052
AP2 users be like:
>He could kill everything, except the things that actually posed a threat.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:13:51 PM
No.536095653
>>536095554
you can stop pretending bots are harder than bugs man
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:13:51 PM
No.536095654
>>536096193
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:14:17 PM
No.536095691
>>536095939
>>536095459
anon, im talking about the pacifier sucking ass right now, even more than it did before.
the knockback on the concussive is detrimental most of the time, due to how awful it makes aiming for weakspots. you're genuinely better off running the punisher or slugger and blasting a niggas head schmoove off
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:14:37 PM
No.536095734
>>536095554
>landmines, you suck ass
top tier for eradication and defense, when the host doesn't instantly kick you when he sees one deployed.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:15:16 PM
No.536095795
>>536094483
that's a fun idea, giving us free low cooldown uses of stratagems nobody uses. they can even justify by saying that stocks of those munitions have reached excessive levels and need to be reduced.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:15:34 PM
No.536095832
>>536095554
>(looking at you landmines, you suck ass)
use them with the airburst launcher or flak autocannon to manually set them all off
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:16:44 PM
No.536095938
>>536096902
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:16:46 PM
No.536095939
>>536095691
>im talking about the pacifier
oh. thought you were describing the concussive that way my b bro
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:16:49 PM
No.536095943
>>536096032
>>536096120
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:17:43 PM
No.536096032
>>536096147
>>536095943
I cannot help but notice that that is not the defender
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:18:43 PM
No.536096108
>>536095554
Mines are alright - it's just that, like with the tesla, you either have to not have retarded teammates or not be the retarded teammate yourself.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:18:52 PM
No.536096120
>>536097270
>>536095943
>you want defender stun mode???
>that's 10 bucks + medal tip
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:19:06 PM
No.536096147
>>536096032
I cannot help but notice that you're a faggot.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:19:13 PM
No.536096159
>>536096213
Are there any small arms that don't even have light armor pen?
>>536095654
seethe all you want
the need to be mindful about your ammo was one of the things that made this game feel fresh and distinct from the rest of the mega slopfest that is the shooter genre
that's all gone now of course, piles and gang valued reddit karma more than keeping the game true to itself
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:19:42 PM
No.536096213
>>536096159
spray and pray on release
nowadays, no
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:23:09 PM
No.536096597
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:26:09 PM
No.536096902
>>536097008
>>536095938
there's a game with hundreds of vehicles and maps? can get in on it?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:27:13 PM
No.536097008
>>536097218
>>536096902
snore blunder
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:27:54 PM
No.536097067
Thread failed. We'll get 'em next time.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:28:55 PM
No.536097169
>>536096193
>the need to be mindful about your ammo was one of the things that made this game feel fresh and distinct
what is an ammo resupply
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:28:56 PM
No.536097171
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:29:23 PM
No.536097218
>>536097583
>>536097008
Ah, the game were you play tank mode to get raped by planes
Sometimes I wonder how it isn't dead yet
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:29:51 PM
No.536097270
>>536096120
Go on lil' Timmy, you just have to give me your credit card number, and AAAAAAALL these weapons with the $ sign will be yours! Except, you'll have to play the game to unlock them too...hehe.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:32:46 PM
No.536097583
>>536105135
>>536097218
huh? There were no mixed battlefields last I played. The players in a tank mode are all tanks. The players in plane mode are all planes. The players in boat mode are all boats.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:42:00 PM
No.536104951
>>536096193
I want the reload SPEED you retarded nigger. The extra mags only become relevant if you already fucked up.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:43:36 PM
No.536105135
>>536097583
When was the last time you played, the fucking stone age? Tank mode has been getting raped by CAS for years.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:16:35 PM
No.536116095
>>536078997
Small indie dev
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:22:49 PM
No.536116937
>>536075789
450
Peak physique
Controlled bursts, press and release on targets. Improves your ammo economy dramatically and minimizes recoil.
You will honestly never run out of ammo if you manage it properly, you also wanna bring tools to minimize ammo consumption. Fire nades or frags for lite chaff softening, strafing to nuke bile titans. Rocket or airstrike for bots and consider crisper for doggie.
Recoil armor is honestly harder to pull off until you're used to it. It's better to start with peak physique.
Favorite gun in the game tho personally. Super rewarding and enables other tools to compliment it.