/twg/ - Total War General
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:22:01 PM
No.536109281
>>536191476
>>536210927
>>536109086 (OP)
40k waiting room
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:22:13 PM
No.536109304
Thanquol soon, friends!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:22:25 PM
No.536109329
>>536109086 (OP)
>voretx
>vore Texas
Why and how?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:22:33 PM
No.536109350
>>536109650
>>536127920
>>536109238
I'll use her to breed longma balls
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:24:32 PM
No.536109581
>>536109086 (OP)
>Dawn of War 4
Made a mistake there OP, doesn't belong in the thread
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:25:02 PM
No.536109650
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:34:09 PM
No.536110709
Be a good person
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:35:00 PM
No.536110786
>>536109086 (OP)
kill yourself off-topic nigger
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:37:20 PM
No.536111057
>>536111310
>>536123737
>"I swear to seek the Grail, may the Lady grant me the strength."
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:39:41 PM
No.536111310
>>536111946
>>536135449
>>536111057
kek I remember requesting this image. Good times. Before the 40keks and CA ruined everything..
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:43:47 PM
No.536111789
>>536112010
Do I understand it correctly that owning Total War Warhammer 1 and 2 unlock more stuff in 3? Then it would be better to get the Trilogy right?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:45:07 PM
No.536111946
>>536111310
40kfags are about to be btfo forever.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:45:36 PM
No.536112010
>>536114749
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:46:29 PM
No.536112120
>>536113107
If they release Medieval 3 or Warhammer 40k I'll simply won't play it.
Rome 3/3K2 or TOTAL CA DEATH
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:54:22 PM
No.536113107
>>536112120
>antiquityslop
lmao
MEDIEVALISTS ARE IN CQNTRQL
TRVST THE PLAN
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:56:25 PM
No.536113402
>>536114576
>>536127331
40k is coming. Prepare your anuses.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:56:53 PM
No.536113462
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:57:29 PM
No.536113542
>>536113772
>>>536110685
>Cathay lore from long ago
Lol. Lmao even.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:59:20 PM
No.536113772
>>536115026
>>536113542
Anon... I know it's hard to swallow but... TWW3 is already more than 3 years old, and Cathay's updated lore predates that by probably another year...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:04:02 PM
No.536114371
I'd just like to remind all the Cathayposters that Yuan Bo gets killed by a questing knight :)
>>536113402
Why would they release two 40k RTS at the same time?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:06:44 PM
No.536114749
>>536114950
>>536112010
Alright, but I only need to install the third one I hope
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:08:22 PM
No.536114950
>>536114749
pretty much it, then you can creamapi it if you want.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:08:55 PM
No.536115026
>>536116954
>>536113772
>4 years ago
>long ago
kek
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:21:01 PM
No.536116707
>>536117093
>>536117312
Someone explain nurgle demons to me.
I've been crushing all chaos as dorfs all day long with decisive victories all the time but then a single nurgle army suddenly got a phyirric victory
Like the way the battle went it was
>everything is fine, ironbreaker frontline winning just fine, let me focus on these flying units for a second
>1 second later
>entire frontline in tatters everyone almost dead, nurglings suddenly break through the line everywhere and I have to send the slayers in
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:22:55 PM
No.536116954
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:23:58 PM
No.536117093
>>536117591
>>536116707
Did they have Exalted Plaguebearers? Their range attack melts infantry
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:23:58 PM
No.536117096
>>536119979
>>536114576
>One is a real time game with An MP focus (high chance of failure)
>One is a turn based with real-time battles and a grand campaign (SP focus, less chance of failure)
You also have a full turn based games already out and a 4x civ like.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:25:42 PM
No.536117312
>>536117591
>>536116707
you fought a front line that has stats that favor long engagements and heals itself pretty well while focusing on possibly the WORST flying units in the game(death's head are ok but still annoying to use effectively). I'd advise you to pepper that frontline as it advances since for once, you're actually faster than the enemy army's frontline
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:27:55 PM
No.536117591
>>536117680
>>536117704
>>536117093
They did have exalted plaguebearers
>>536117312
>heals itself pretty well
I see, I didn't know that. I was focusing on the annoying toads and fliers that were attacking my gyrocopters, and ended up not noticing the heals.
I also saw some spawn of nurlge spawning out of nowhere, instantly killed one of my wounded ironbreakers.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:28:40 PM
No.536117680
>>536118123
>>536117591
which faction are you fighting
T, E, or K?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:28:52 PM
No.536117704
>>536118123
>>536117591
>They did have exalted plaguebearers
yep that'll do it their range attack fucking absolutely melts units especially if they're bunched up should always shoot em or bait their range attack with a hero/general
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:31:53 PM
No.536118123
>>536118235
>>536117680
Tallymen of pestilence
>>536117704
I had just finished up some khorne guys so I went in auto-mode, set up ranged and just wait for the enemy. Next time I'll try some baiting their shit.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:32:40 PM
No.536118235
>>536119318
>>536118123
that faction makes their frontline units extremely powerful, shell those units from far away
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:38:05 PM
No.536118959
>>536119098
>>536114576
Releasing two Warhammer 40k RTS games at the same time would be retarded. But guess what? Games Workshop IS retarded.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:39:08 PM
No.536119098
>>536120383
>>536118959
Is everyone in Nottingham retarded?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:39:59 PM
No.536119219
Just release Three Kingoms II already jeez.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:40:15 PM
No.536119259
>>536119459
https://youtu.be/XD_nKRCwz0w?si=59W7DjBXS2jEHeWZ
Mechanicus 2 gameplay, what do you think
Different from 1, but looks like a solid strategy game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:40:39 PM
No.536119318
>>536118235
Got it. I think I'll cut down on gyrocopters too, their shitty fliers just kill them pretty fast.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:41:01 PM
No.536119378
if you could add a stat or whatever on its unit card that calls out whether a unit has good animations or bad ones would that actually help people with army composition?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:41:37 PM
No.536119459
>>536119259
and how is this in any capacity related to total war?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:41:46 PM
No.536119484
>>536114576
Why the fuck would GW care about that?
They already got their shekels from liscencing. Vidya is a side gig for them, their main focus is selling minis and lorebooks
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:45:33 PM
No.536119979
>>536117096
>One is a turn based with real-time battles and a grand campaign (SP focus, less chance of failure)
good thing dow4 is going to be this one
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:48:31 PM
No.536120383
>>536119098
Everyone is the UK is
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:55:02 PM
No.536121194
stop corner camping
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:55:48 PM
No.536121304
>>536121557
Which of the three undead factions can I build tall with? And if you say tomb kangz, is the arkham mod and tomb kangs expanded mod any good?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:56:11 PM
No.536121342
>>536114576
1) Games Workshop doesn't care, they already got paid for IP rights. They don't really manage the game studios apart from making sure they don't go off base with story/lore and what weapons/units can do.
2) They are different types of games, DoW4 classic base building RT with point captures. Sure it's large scale, but it's not like Total War which is real time tactics with grand strategy map. Doesn't mean that people who like DoW4 will kike TW:40K.
3) Even if there is an overlap in fanbase the differences will scrazch different itches in also another way: DoW4 will have a bigger MP scene if it's good and a competitive focus, while TW40K will be singleplayer focused.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:57:45 PM
No.536121557
>>536121651
>>536121304
vampirates are made for it, especially noctilus
you even have a reason NOT to take a settlement after a fight since you get hero unit cap and income from it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:58:11 PM
No.536121625
even the patch got delayed
grim and rather... grave?...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:58:31 PM
No.536121651
>>536121880
>>536121557
I was thinking them but don't they have that weird bug where if you start a fight from sea you waste a turn if the AI moves slightly inland
Suppose I could use a trainer to get extra turn if that happens actually
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:00:19 PM
No.536121880
>>536121651
that bug hits everyone
saw it happen in a delf campaign when I sent morathi to attack one of the donut's ports
unless I'm UNAWARE
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:11:56 PM
No.536123378
>>536123431
>>536158881
>>536123191
Atilla runs like shit even on the secret lizardpeople quantum computers
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:12:24 PM
No.536123431
>>536123378
isn't there that thrones of britannia dll fix?
>>536111057
Why is she Cathayan?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:15:07 PM
No.536123774
>>536123191
Charles le Magnus is 100% worth playing
Everything else is "Do you want to play the faction/setting?"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:23:06 PM
No.536124780
>>536126447
Looking into becoming a career swamp person.
Where else can you find a lot of swamps besides Lustria?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:26:53 PM
No.536125262
>>536126050
>>536123191
I'd reccomend Age of Big Chuck to anyone with the remainder in the "if interested" catagory. Last Roman, Slavs, and Sand are better quality than the rest though.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:33:19 PM
No.536126050
>>536123191
>>536125262
Also to add, Vikings were a pre-order pack and are just a copy paste of the Saxons so it's just if you like the faction traits/starting area.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:36:21 PM
No.536126447
>>536124780
Skavenblight.
Southern Badlands.
South-Western Cathay.
Anywhere with high Nurgle corruption.
Anywhere with high Skaven corruption.
What factions use monsters in general but have infantry/archers as the hammer while they can use the monster units as the anvil?
Kinda picturing like 2-3 enemy unit stacks on one monster while the hammer units surround the enemy 2-3 units
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:43:08 PM
No.536127331
>>536129342
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:45:03 PM
No.536127573
>>536127739
>>536127265
wood elves have the opposite
they have a really strong line of monster anvil with weak elven cavalry hammer
if you can resist the urge to build nothing but archers of course.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:45:45 PM
No.536127656
>>536129427
Do people here really buy the dlc for total war games instead of pirating?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:46:35 PM
No.536127739
>>536127265
>>536127573
Wait no I'm retarded, you want monsters as the anvil, that's the wood elves yeah, their tree monsters are perfect for it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:47:53 PM
No.536127920
>>536225953
>>536318069
>>536109238
>>536109350
why didn't Kazuma tap that?
is he GAY?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:47:58 PM
No.536127932
>>536129881
reminder that this is the face of the man who dictates balance for the game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:58:42 PM
No.536129342
>>536129560
>>536127331
side by side with dow4 launch
also going to come with gladius 2, darktide 2, dawn of heresy, an untitled game thats dragon commander but with the horus heresy, an untitled game that's endless space but 40k, an untitled game thats deep rock but squats, an untitled game thats helldivers but with space marines, an untitled game thats no mans sky in 40k, warhammer map packs for risk, a hive city spinoff for lethal company, a top down bullet hell mechanicus game, and a call of duty: 40k
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:59:30 PM
No.536129427
>>536127656
I never pirate.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:59:54 PM
No.536129465
>>536130134
Why didn't they update the skill trees to necromancers, wight kings, kings and banshees when they tinkered with vampire counts? They're so painfully vanilla and boring and don't offer anything other than assassinations, corpse carts, and an anchor for your tar pits
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:00:39 PM
No.536129560
>>536129678
>>536129342
I don't know man... I kinda get the impression you are talking out of your ass.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:01:30 PM
No.536129678
>>536129560
histcuck denialist cant see when hes beaten little baby histfag closes his eyes to the inenviable
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:03:07 PM
No.536129881
>>536131357
>>536127932
Unflattering image, also fun fact Turin's dad was Peter Scholari, a somewhat famous actor (not mainstream name everyone knows like DiCaprio, but still somewhat known)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:05:02 PM
No.536130134
>>536129465
Feel free to use a mod if you want content that isn't 'utter shit', anon
They're busy making DLC!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:12:14 PM
No.536131046
>>536127265
why would you use units that fight in immobile formations as the hammer and the high mass, high charge bonus, terror causing monsters as the anvil?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:14:26 PM
No.536131357
>>536132472
>>536139225
>>536129881
never heard of him, but Turin gets better pussy than I could ever hope to so regardless of how much I seethe I must kneel
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:22:05 PM
No.536132348
THE PIRATE KING MURDERS TOURISTS
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:23:05 PM
No.536132472
>>536133129
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:27:59 PM
No.536133129
>>536132472
I wonder if he narrates the current meta and comedically points out any significant moments during sex
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:32:55 PM
No.536133781
FUCKING IKIT AND HIS SHITBIRD FREE FUCKING NUKES I AM NEVER MANUAL BATTLING HIM AGAIN FUCKING GODDAMNIT
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:35:31 PM
No.536134121
>>536137354
will my queen be playable now
i dont really like bone giants
but armor piercing looks good as a faction affect
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:42:20 PM
No.536135019
>>536114576
2 different companies.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:45:32 PM
No.536135449
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:48:09 PM
No.536135768
>>536138480
>>536146527
>>536123737
Because I though it'd be funny if everything the Bretonnians believed about the lady of the lake was wrong and it was actually a random Cathayan woman. It was requested at the height of squireposting. I thought it was funny but i'm also autistic.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:02:18 PM
No.536137354
>>536134121
Did they buff that unit? Bone Giant is shit for anti-monster artillery.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:09:55 PM
No.536138263
I liked alberics goofy and retarded voice now he sounds too serious
>>536135768
>The lady is actually an elf
>The lady is actually a cathayan
What's next? The lady is actually a Skink?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:12:09 PM
No.536138543
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:12:24 PM
No.536138563
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:14:15 PM
No.536138818
>>536140351
>>536138480
boa tarde cavaleiros
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:17:23 PM
No.536139214
>>536138480
She's a Slann in a wig.
Trust the Great Plan.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:17:28 PM
No.536139225
>>536131357
He's mostly famous for being in a relatively obscure 80s sitcom with Tom Hanks.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:26:58 PM
No.536140351
>>536138818
>boat tard
Lol
what units will the HE get this DLC?
not interested in chaosshitters, but I might get the new elf lord
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:12:19 AM
No.536145412
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:19:02 AM
No.536146165
>>536146559
Let us pre-order Tides of Torment.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:20:50 AM
No.536146367
>>536145184
Sky cutter, Merwyrm, Annointed of Assuryun generic lord, lothern seahelm hero, and uhhh idunno silver helms-swords?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:22:07 AM
No.536146527
>>536135768
>Because I though it'd be funny if everything the Bretonnians believed about the lady of the lake was wrong and it was actually a random Cathayan woman. It was requested at the height of squireposting. I thought it was funny but i'm also autistic.
I found it funny as well. I was just wondering if there was some kind of in-joke behind it that I didn't know about.
>>536138480
>What's next? The lady is actually a Skink?
The Lady is a Norscan.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:22:20 AM
No.536146559
>>536146165
Who would preorder a dlc thats 3 months away?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:42:03 AM
No.536148789
>>536145184
I just want Dragonships.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:06:09 AM
No.536151317
>>536158470
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:20:09 AM
No.536152904
>The Lady is an Ancestor Goddess.
what the hell is that army
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:28:35 AM
No.536153860
It will soon be possible to play as Kroq-Gar and have an army filled entirely with Blessed Saurus Warriors.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:33:06 AM
No.536154403
So apart from stat tweaks, is that the last we are ever going to see as far as updates for Lizardmen?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:37:00 AM
No.536154841
So what is this TK update? I haven't played the game in a while
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:40:20 AM
No.536155238
what will battle time be if its no longer feeding time for thorgg
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:43:46 AM
No.536155585
>>536153674
Some sort of weird pre-stargate collapse alliance?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:47:34 AM
No.536155982
>>536153674
looks like one of my armies
the ai is learning
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:57:07 AM
No.536156985
>>536153674
the good guys
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:03:14 AM
No.536157637
>>536157825
>>536157387
with lots of micro and skirmishing until franz arrives, maybe.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:04:44 AM
No.536157774
reiksguard? more like YIKESguard lolol
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:04:56 AM
No.536157797
>>536157387
send it to legend and find out in 6 months
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:05:15 AM
No.536157825
>>536157915
>>536157637
He's being lightning-struck. Franz will never arrive.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:06:15 AM
No.536157915
>>536157825
well then it's over
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:08:16 AM
No.536158131
>>536158320
>>536161953
>>536157387
Why do you build shit armies? Clearly you can produce something you can actually fight with.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:10:09 AM
No.536158320
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:11:34 AM
No.536158470
>>536166350
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:15:14 AM
No.536158869
>>536161953
>>536157387
While I to enjoy making armies with lots of cavalry, why did you hire so much free company militia
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:15:20 AM
No.536158881
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:18:23 AM
No.536159226
>>536127265
you can play drycha and facetank the enemy with treemen and rear charge with dryads i guess
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:21:38 AM
No.536159586
>>536164126
I had a lot of fun with this mod before, but it got deleted off the workshop and I'm too retarded to know how to update it. Any lads want to take a crack at it?
https://we.tl/t-TnQtngyU5p
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:26:11 AM
No.536160110
>>536160185
Throggs new voice is pretty good. Smarter but still very much a voice of a troll king. A forum thread has it and the new french knights voicelines
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:26:51 AM
No.536160185
>>536160808
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:29:32 AM
No.536160464
>>536109086 (OP)
>It has now been 3.5 years since WH3 came out and there's STILL no Slaanesh DLC
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH HE
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH SHE
FOUR
NOTHING WRONG WITH XHE
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:29:40 AM
No.536160476
>>536160843
>>536164256
Are Hellcannons worth it for Warriors of Chaos? I think I've always had at least one for as long as I've played but I'm not sure if they're worth their slot nowadays.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:32:52 AM
No.536160808
>>536160996
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:33:09 AM
No.536160843
>>536160476
they are unnecessary, but can be good if you want to play defensively and let the enemy come to you, or for sieges
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:34:41 AM
No.536160996
>>536160808
Is... Is that just Yuan Bo's voice actor?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:43:13 AM
No.536161953
>>536229542
>>536157387
Well, I hope I have weakened him enough for K.F's army.
>>536158131
>>536158869
When he came up from Hochland and started razing my Middenland the only military building I had was the Casle Reikguard in Altdorf, the next turn I got the ranged building.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:55:19 AM
No.536163239
its finally done bros... now i just have to finish off skrolk and all of south lustria will be mine
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:03:48 AM
No.536164126
>>536165165
>>536165368
>>536159586
i aint clicking that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:05:19 AM
No.536164256
>>536160476
every faction with artillery should have 1 to force the enemy to move
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:09:57 AM
No.536164723
>>536165509
>>536171029
why is ca like this
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:14:02 AM
No.536165165
>>536164126
yee-yee ass haircut
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:14:20 AM
No.536165204
>>536114576
I don't mean to fuel the 40k shitposting but have limited control over licensed properties' marketing and development, they just advise design things when asked or when something they don't like is reported. Soulstorm released less than a year from Dawn of War 2 for instance, competing for the same space
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:15:55 AM
No.536165368
>>536164126
NTAYRT, but I want my goddamn sewerjacks and discount legionaries.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:17:13 AM
No.536165509
>>536164723
Game was made when woke schizos were worried about le male gaze
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:25:14 AM
No.536166350
>>536158470
i'd like to milk into her peach if you know what I mean
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:30:39 AM
No.536166869
>>536167073
>dresses, no armor
>barefoot
>backwards khopesh
this is why women weren't allowed in battle
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:32:57 AM
No.536167073
>>536166869
forgot image
it adds dedicated warriors for each troy mod and the ones for demeter look like this
Good evening, I hate elves.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:56:00 AM
No.536169187
>>536123737
is very simple ivan
ze lady is lileath
lileath is the goddess of the moon
the moon empress is the consort of the dragon emperor of cathay
the moon empress is lileath is ze lady so ze lady is cathayan
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:57:15 AM
No.536169316
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:57:31 AM
No.536169337
>>536168736
>hates elves
>lives underground
>has technology
brothers, i think this is a skaven
Miragliano sounds like "Look at the anus" in Italian.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:00:27 AM
No.536169607
>>536170168
>>536169348
that's probably intentional and referring to it's neighbor skavenblight
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:02:14 AM
No.536169791
our borders are beset by gerbils
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:05:30 AM
No.536170089
Brother, you have doomed us!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:06:16 AM
No.536170168
>>536171975
>>536169607
I guess so, it can't get more intentional than "Mira gli ano" which is quite literally "look at the anus", like it's not "close to sound like", it's the literal translation.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:12:42 AM
No.536170827
AYE NOBLE MASTERS
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:14:55 AM
No.536171029
>>536164723
???
she's very cute though
>>536169348
written when you'd need an english to italian translation book to know. Probably thought no parent or anyone would realise, since GW probably never envisioned them being popular enough to have a store in Italy
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:15:04 AM
No.536171041
>my Chorf campaign gets corrupted after 300 hrs of sporadically playing nothing but Chorfs over a whole year
>brute force it through numerous crashes until I get to the next turn
BIBLOO HATOO!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:24:56 AM
No.536171975
>>536172240
>>536170168
If Miragliano was in Estalia it would be called Miraelano.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:27:37 AM
No.536172240
>>536172609
>>536171975
what if it was in english
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:28:08 AM
No.536172279
>>536172529
Estalia = Espana + Italia
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:30:07 AM
No.536172481
a Grey Seer with regeneration, 95% ward save, 95% physical resist, 95% missile resist, 95% spell resist, 95% fire resist, poison immunity, disease immunity, immunity to all attrition, all lores of magic, 1 billion winds of magic, and a warpstone AK-47 appears in your bedroom
he kills you, you cant survive it, skaven are the best-best
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:30:36 AM
No.536172529
>>536172279
They're always dead by turn 5 from beasts and rats. Would be a pity when/if we get Dogs of war and they're all dead pretty quick
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:31:25 AM
No.536172609
>>536173053
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:35:58 AM
No.536173053
>>536173231
>>536174816
>>536172609
what if Miragepiano was in Slough
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:37:36 AM
No.536173231
>>536173053
Lookanushire?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:40:30 AM
No.536173492
>>536173894
>piano
>pee anus
???
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:44:35 AM
No.536173894
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:52:26 AM
No.536174669
Skrag but starting where Greasus, with the merc mechanics of Golgfag. An Ogre can dream.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:54:13 AM
No.536174816
>>536175013
>>536173053
come friendly bombs and fall on Slough
>*muffled shouts of DOOMSKULL KABANU in the background*
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:56:13 AM
No.536175013
>>536174816
The most demoralizing part of the Blitz was seeing Slough remain unharmed
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:56:44 AM
No.536175054
>hmm... never seen something like that before
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:59:24 AM
No.536175279
>>536176249
>Big total war annoucement at the end of the year
Honestly I think an Elder Scrolls total war would be better and more interesting than 40k. It has a massive timeline with a fleshed out factions and aesthetics like warhammer, huge varitation in potential lords and eras, monsters and magic.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:02:05 AM
No.536175536
>>536176298
>>536169348
Most Tilea lore was written by an Italian who happed to work at GW
That's why Estalia is relatively sparse compared to Tilea, nobody at the office gave a shit about Spain.
The name may be a bad pun but also could be a badly spelled refrence to one of Venices nicknames, the Miracle City.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:09:53 AM
No.536176249
>>536191854
>>536175279
Can we make $500 million in Space Marine DLC sales with Elder Scrolls?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:10:22 AM
No.536176298
>>536175536
interesting gw lore
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:11:45 AM
No.536176419
>>536176501
Dawn of War 4 looks like a disaster being pre-hyped by Warhammer Jewtubers.
CA will stomp those Iron Harvest niggers.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:12:45 AM
No.536176501
>>536176419
But they're both working together to stomp on WHFB's last hurrah.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:32:00 AM
No.536178171
tilea is an anagram of itale
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:33:46 AM
No.536178312
>>536180862
Does it still hold that Repanse is one of the easier Bretonnian lords? I keep getting surrounded on all sides by turn 25 or so, Wurrzag to the south with a giant WAAAAG, at least 4th rank strength. Random ass vampire coasts take over the north, and to the east it's always Skarbrand or more vampires.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:52:33 AM
No.536179946
>Random vampire coasts
sartosafag on suicide watch
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:55:18 AM
No.536180213
>>536191640
Ah, tis a fine day to be sinking some Carthaginian transports
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:02:33 AM
No.536180862
>>536180989
>>536183389
>>536178312
I don't play much Bretonnia but yeah
>Louen and footslut get bombarded by Ikit, Morghur, Grom, Kemmler, Be'lakor in some order within the first 20 turns
>Alberic now has Skulltaker on his doorstep
Repanse can at least get a little momentum and some territory before the campaign-enders show up
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:03:57 AM
No.536180989
>>536180862
she's not a slut
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:10:56 AM
No.536181663
>>536182103
Why are they doing this huge rebalancing patch and its still not even the DLC yet?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:15:09 AM
No.536182103
>>536181663
cuz the dlc will be out in early december
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:22:21 AM
No.536182746
>>536185760
>>536168736
What a small thing to get angry about
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:29:09 AM
No.536183389
>>536180862
even with skulltaker alberic is the easiest
just kill him once and the campaign is over, he can just befriend everything else with diplomacy tech and his port buffs are great
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:38:11 AM
No.536184134
The secret announcement will be that they didnt sell enough DLC in the first half of the year so Total War will be blown up
Its our fault for not buying DLC they havent made, truly
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:57:31 AM
No.536185760
>>536182746
So short sighted of them.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:47:48 AM
No.536189517
>>536190971
I wish there was a legendary lord that has schemes.
Been playing AOW4 since Legend advertised it and its really fun, its kind of crazy how the devs in that game are the exact opposite of CA in that they keep giving people what they want.
>AOW4 devs
>QoL updates whenever the players ask for them, FLC additions every few instances of downtime, keep improving how the game runs, every DLC has been met with praise
>CA devs
>took 3 games to finally fix a lot of ancillaries, took 3 games for Alberic to get a proper voice
>a shitty Blood Knight reskin and a shitty bolt thrower reskin for the entire year as FLC that no one asked for
>barely improved optimization only recently, still runs like shit
>OoD was met with divided, mostly negative opinions
Also its more fun, fuck WH3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:08:46 AM
No.536190971
>>536189517
There used to be, but not anymore
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:14:30 AM
No.536191365
>>536190306
AOW4 fucking sucks dude the battles are so small scale
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:16:11 AM
No.536191476
>>536109281
40kek in the cuckchair
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:17:40 AM
No.536191572
>>536191662
>>536191721
are there ocean battles in 40k
are there 40k boats that sail the seas
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:18:34 AM
No.536191640
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:19:03 AM
No.536191662
>>536191572
no cause some planets just wont have sea at all so theres no point the navy was replaced by spaceships thats the navy
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:19:57 AM
No.536191721
>>536191572
There's a whole space marine chapter dedicated to Gawr Gura, they have maritime warships on some planets
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:20:34 AM
No.536191763
>>536190306
>turn-based slop
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:21:11 AM
No.536191807
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:22:06 AM
No.536191854
>>536176249
horse armor alone would outsell every space marine dlc combined
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:23:26 AM
No.536191948
>>536114576
40keks have no answer to this
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:24:07 AM
No.536191990
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:25:04 AM
No.536192063
>>536127265
Norsca but they dont have any archers
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:30:24 AM
No.536192424
thaumancy djarrr
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:43:23 AM
No.536193202
>>536168736
no one cares about manlets
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:45:21 AM
No.536193317
meat's cooking itself 'ere
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:47:17 AM
No.536193430
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:48:42 AM
No.536193503
>>536195884
>>536192943
>can pet animals and they love it
>but they'll never know how good it feels because they'll tear you apart before you can get near to them
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:49:12 AM
No.536193532
>>536193679
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:51:59 AM
No.536193679
>>536193532
horrible chaos webm
I can't bear to watch it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:52:19 AM
No.536193701
>>536196042
it's fine he got back up
>>536192943
Bears > Dogs > Cats
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:01:29 AM
No.536194218
lizards
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:01:36 AM
No.536194225
>>536193834
I used to be a cat chad but the whole toxoplasmosis parasite and the way their fucking hair sheds and sticks to everything so much made me lower my appreciation for them, dogs are too annoying and needy sometimes, I think the best option is to have a cabin in the woods and have a bear friend that comes to visit and eat from your garbage from time to time.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:04:09 AM
No.536194384
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:07:16 AM
No.536194579
>>536194996
>>536258408
Can you imagine how bad repanse smells in that desert heat? I mean being French is bad enough already.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:14:03 AM
No.536194996
>>536196164
>>536194579
stinky tomboy pussy with a full natural bush, and if you don't like it fuck off back to r*ddit
hail Bretonnia
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:29:40 AM
No.536195884
>>536196127
>>536193503
>Chaos fucks bury themselves in armor or lose their hands through mutations so they can no longer pet
No wonder they turn evil and go insane
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:32:31 AM
No.536196042
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:33:59 AM
No.536196127
>>536195884
its actually shocking how much cuter fruit bats are compared to carnivore bats.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:34:52 AM
No.536196164
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:39:28 AM
No.536196438
>>536208457
>valiant defeat
>not a single one of my units gets wiped out in the battle
>happy with the outcome considering the circumstances
>finish the after battle loading screen
>actually we will wipe out 10 of your units for good measure
>wtf?
this is why people cheat
I got tricked again by mpfags who told me maneaters (ogre pistols) "were amazing" and I recruited some of them instead of more leadbelchers. I wish I could bash in his mpfag skull. I hate mpfags so goddamn much.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:51:41 AM
No.536197156
>>536196698
Singlecels btfo yet again mpmoggers
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:57:48 AM
No.536197527
>>536198592
>>536196698
They are very useful when you're playing anything else but the ogres and you get them from mercenary recruitment. I never bother with them when playing as actual ogres as they're tier 5 and there are more better things to recruit.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:58:22 AM
No.536197563
>>536196698
turin would've won
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:14:54 AM
No.536198530
>>536202814
Managed to make boris homeless by taking his last settlement. He's been running around with an unbeatable army (for now at least) for 6 turns and he's not desintegrating. Anybody know why? I haven't played kislev
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:15:51 AM
No.536198592
>>536199771
>>536208086
>>536197527
tier 5, 2 turns to recruit and they are more costly to recruit and mantain than leadbelchers, lmao
it's the typical unit that on paper should be insane, an all rounder basic maneater with high stats and with a ranged attack that can fire whilst moving, I guess that's why it's good on mp because for its price it brings versatility against the unknown and can manage against many things if properly micro'd but on sp there's so many better options. But their pistol don't seem to do shit anyway, maybe against chaff but it's like their firing rate is so fucking low and if you try to micro by moving back against an advancing enemy they don't seem to shoot until they are properly positioned facing the enemy again, it's so fucking shit so I don't even see the appeal. These hybrid units are almost always a fucking disaster. Yeah they are okay on the first 20 turns if you can recruit them from an ogre merc camp and fight against chaff, I guess.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:29:48 AM
No.536199456
CA should appeal to waifufags more to make money and get a bigger auidence.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:35:36 AM
No.536199771
>>536202135
>>536198592
you're supposed to use them like free company with elite ogre stats. run them around to give fire support anywhere it's needed and if they get attacked by furies or something they don't give a fuck.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:15:16 AM
No.536202135
>>536199771
Yeah that's how I use them. Force melee and they shoot as they charge. Or in standoffs they shoot over the head of infantry and then charge.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:18:19 AM
No.536202305
>>536203324
>>536193834
Where do wolves go in this
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:27:47 AM
No.536202814
>>536203061
>>536198530
boris is immune to attrition
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:31:53 AM
No.536203061
>>536202814
i thought they fixed the bankruptcy and no last settlement attrition after the durthu incident
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:34:56 AM
No.536203235
>>536203645
>>536204540
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:36:36 AM
No.536203324
>>536203651
>>536202305
Wolves are the thinking man's spirit animal, not mere pets.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:41:39 AM
No.536203645
>>536203235
i don't think the peasants are going to make it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:41:40 AM
No.536203651
>>536209191
>>536203324
there are two wolves inside of you, one is based and the other is redpilled
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:49:57 AM
No.536204189
>>536213426
At least give us some Aislinn info....
>>536203235
>allied recruitment bolt thowers
why they fucking suck
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:57:50 AM
No.536204656
>>536204540
NTA but bret arty also sucks and I suppose he just wanted any arty at all but didn't want to bother with building shit to make them, also 1 turn global recruit.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:02:09 PM
No.536204924
>>536204969
>>536204540
I needed something with siege attacker early on and they've somehow made their way to Louens' backup stack
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:02:58 PM
No.536204969
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:03:04 PM
No.536204973
>>536204540
bolt throwers are actually not that bad against infantry blobs
their single target mode is shit tho
they also have the weird property of being able to hide in the woods
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:06:17 PM
No.536205167
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:11:23 PM
No.536205442
Legend status: jaded
CA status: delayed (even the patch)
Community status: rebellion
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:13:10 PM
No.536205537
>>536205697
Not shown but half the stack of goblins and ork boyz got away clean, they were on the far side map edge when army losses kicked in
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:13:16 PM
No.536205548
>>536207701
>>536214908
home...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:15:32 PM
No.536205697
>>536207682
>>536205537
fucking bolty lost to a PEASANT
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:33:09 PM
No.536206950
>>536212083
>>536212439
will it worth repeatedly abandoning and resettling your starting province as settra to rush t5
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:34:48 PM
No.536207052
>>536207401
>>536256192
what the fuck causes that sometimes you can't see the enemy army deployed? like I can vanguard deploy right in front of them but I can't see them while deploying the troops, the enemies in this case were dwarfs.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:39:44 PM
No.536207401
>>536207052
I think it's because they were reinforced? but I don't recall this ever happening. Also, if I reload and restart the fight (it's on end turn) and get myself closer to the position they were in before they in turn spawn on the other side of the map lmao.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:43:49 PM
No.536207682
>>536205697
Yeah ranged units and mage didn't get much micro in that one, too busy with lords and cav.
The bolt throwers were probably busy shooting the other peasants in the back of the head
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:44:11 PM
No.536207701
>>536205548
>Unique siege map instead of Minas Tirith being same generic capital map variant 1, 2 or 3
Disgusting.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:48:47 PM
No.536208040
>>536208734
sex with elspeth
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:48:53 PM
No.536208048
>>536208206
>>536208320
CA said that the patch notes would be released today.
I fear that the 6.3 patch notes... have been delayed.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:49:30 PM
No.536208086
>>536198592
>Comparing Maneaters to Leadbelchers
They arent primary ranged unit. They are melee unit with precursor weapon. For SP they are on rather expensive side for what they do, but nonetheless a direct upgrade to normal Maneaters. As ogres live on charge bonus, there is certain benefit to shaving 500-1000 hp from enemy unit before the charge so they break faster and you get another charge going. The guns also let them inflict casualties far quicker on routing or retreating units.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:51:03 PM
No.536208206
>>536208417
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:52:30 PM
No.536208320
>>536208417
>>536208048
You didn't know this, sister?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:53:52 PM
No.536208417
>>536208206
Feels grave.
>>536208320
I have no doubt that the Aislinn blog will release on time and with no further delays.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:54:20 PM
No.536208457
>>536212557
>>536196438
Unmentioned mechanics like ranged accuracy and melee attack speed, please understand.
Dont know if they changed this in WH3, but in WH2 units with less than 20% models left in losing army are killed, for winning army only units with less than 5% models are killed, and SEMs are an exception that always survive if they have more than 1 hp left (1hp is another exception that leads to them being killed off because spaghetti code)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:57:45 PM
No.536208734
>>536208040
She would be very soft. But cold...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:01:02 PM
No.536209009
You would think that Norscan Marauders would be quite a bit tougher than they actually are. What is all of that Chaos corruption good for?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:02:57 PM
No.536209191
>>536223828
>>536203651
But both are gay
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:06:52 PM
No.536209515
>guy named skrag the SLAUGHTERER with iron cleavers for arms who drags a pot full of severed body parts and bloody gore around by hooks dug into his flesh and talks nonstop about making blood sacrifices to some god
>neutral faction
hmmm... should we trust this fella?
southern realms when ? I want my cute females swordsman
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:15:02 PM
No.536210119
>>536209724
that's clearly an Empire swordswoman, southern realms would feature italian swordswomen
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:15:59 PM
No.536210202
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:24:48 PM
No.536210927
>>536109281
They telling me that I'm a bully
I hate all the aliens fully
They say that I act like a traitor
But how do I act like a traitor?
When I am a son of Cretacia?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:29:46 PM
No.536211319
>>536211403
Empire Greatswords are tier 3
Tzar Guard (Greatswords) are tier 3
This means that they must be completely even in a fair fight.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:30:47 PM
No.536211403
>>536211319
>Why can't my hastati beat cataphracts?
>Why can't my greatwords beat chosen?
>Why can't my kasrkin beat chaos terminators?
A lot changes, a lot stays the same.
Greatswords should be Chosen tier strong, while Chosen of Sigmar should be the equivalent of Aspiring Champions.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:39:44 PM
No.536212083
>>536212263
>>536206950
Are you incapable of playing at a normal pace?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:41:36 PM
No.536212263
>>536212448
>>536212083
Of course! He is playing the Tomb Kings.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:42:16 PM
No.536212318
>>536211593
Hmmm the plaques say you were supposed to get one more DLC in 2026, but the devs took too long to release Tides of Torment and by the time it released in November 2026, CA had already cancelled any further development of WH3 to free up the devs to make DLCs for TW40K and Total War: War of 1812. What a shame.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:43:53 PM
No.536212439
>>536206950
TK economy is shit. You cant afford recolonization too many times.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:43:58 PM
No.536212448
>>536212263
I never had issue with it.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:45:31 PM
No.536212557
>>536208457
the percentage you mentioned seems to be the case
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:50:29 PM
No.536213002
>>536213189
Dark are these times, and dark my mood.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:52:20 PM
No.536213149
>>536213435
>>536213516
Please give N'Kari 55% missile block chance and 360 degrees of missile block. At the very least, nerf the range of High Elf Archers.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:52:47 PM
No.536213189
>>536213002
Start another Franz campaign.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:56:05 PM
No.536213426
>>536204189
Next week (if lucky).
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:56:08 PM
No.536213435
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:57:03 PM
No.536213516
>>536213824
>>536213149
Kinda obvious bait my dude.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:57:24 PM
No.536213535
Kinggobbo did confirm that the Aislinn video will be released next week.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:59:12 PM
No.536213674
Patch notes monday patch tuesday we thinking?
Iβm trying to blitz through dk bananza so I can play ligs and kangs.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:01:06 PM
No.536213824
>>536213516
At this point I think it is sincere because enough people cannot use super quick units in the tree hellscape that is Ulthuan vs Archers.
There is a reason that Slaanesh is the second-least played race.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:04:42 PM
No.536214123
ZOOMIE TOURISTS IN MY GENERAL
I WILL CHOP YOU UP
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:04:59 PM
No.536214151
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:05:15 PM
No.536214180
>>536213930
>Shit replenishment, dogshit autoresolve (unless you go full ultraboring mortal chaosmanii)
They're perfectly fine in battle but you have to fight all of them yourself.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:05:25 PM
No.536214192
>>536190306
Well AoW4 is the only thing they have, it's not surprising that it's properly supported.
Meanwhile there is nothing to add to TWW3 anymore since it's complete and game is deep into random fanfiction territory at this point just to made up some bullshit to sell. So everyone was moved onto TW:40K and TW:Medieval 3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:05:38 PM
No.536214209
>>536214440
>next week
The delayed 6.3 patch-notes.
The 6.3 patch.
New TOT dev blog (depending on 6.3 release day)
>next next-week
New TOT dev blog (depending on 6.3 release day)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:08:08 PM
No.536214440
>>536215368
>>536214209
Maybe Tides of Torment will release on the anniversary of Omens of Destruction.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:08:09 PM
No.536214442
So when will they finally tell us about the future of Total War: Warhammer 3?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:11:49 PM
No.536214784
>>536213930
Too gay for most people
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:13:19 PM
No.536214908
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:17:59 PM
No.536215368
>>536214440
I still cant over they legit are ALLOWED to have a single lord pack as their only release for a whole fucking year.
Not to even mention its βle 25th anniversaryβ year where this is even more shameful.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:27:46 PM
No.536216289
>>536216450
>>536217440
Are we getting thanquol and nagash as a dlc at some point you reckon? Or TWW4: end times
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:29:37 PM
No.536216450
>>536216289
All will be made clear in December 2025 at the Total War E3 conference.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:29:44 PM
No.536216461
>>536216670
Look boss we found da girlfriend of dat square's cousin, look at how funny dem fancy city pointy ears look! She's more nighty dan us night gobbos!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:32:07 PM
No.536216670
>>536216461
WE WUZ ELVISH AND SHIET
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:41:11 PM
No.536217440
>>536216289
>TWW4
Yes TWW40000
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:42:18 PM
No.536217541
>>536222480
>>536211593
Greatswords should be stronger than Aspiring Champions individually while keeping their current unit count.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:44:34 PM
No.536217754
Aren't we all "aspiring" champions?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:45:28 PM
No.536217835
Slayers are so fucking annoying to fight against, it takes literally ages to kill those last 2 or 3 and they are enough to disrupt a 45 men gunpowder regiment who just "does nothing" if they get stuck fighting them.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:46:58 PM
No.536217985
>>536222032
>>536226607
IT'S HAMMER TIME
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:50:48 PM
No.536218313
>>536219543
>>536219556
when the patch drops, im ending it all, no more cheese
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:00:52 PM
No.536219224
>>536220080
it will have something for luthor
i am tired of having the same old 225 range handguns
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:01:40 PM
No.536219303
First time playing TW (I actually played shogun 1 back in the day but I don't remember a thing). I'm planning on completing rome 2, then shogun 2 and then move on to warhammer. Is there a general consensus on how many provinces you should take per army? Right now I have a single army and two and a half provinces and I'm struggling with movement when I'm at war with 2 different factions. They attack from one side, defend with my army, kill them and retake the city, then a diferent faction attacks from a different side, takes a city or two, rinse and repeat. It's not that their armies are superior, it's just they spam them quicker than I can defend
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:03:57 PM
No.536219543
>>536220151
>>536218313
what's the point if the enemy can't use them either, I guess the AI is retarded and doesn't use them as well, but that goes for everything. Also you are nerfing yourself against factions that barely use damaging spells and are balanced in that regard, like the dwarfs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:04:03 PM
No.536219556
>>536218313
*uses Mortis Engine effects*
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:10:02 PM
No.536220080
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:10:50 PM
No.536220151
>>536219543
i lied a little bit desu, i made a change to that mod myself, instead of only having 1 cast of every damage spell, i made it so that the low tier spells are uncapped, so i can still spam spirit leech or searing doom, but i cant spam purple sun or final transmutation, the big nuke spells yknow.
>what's the point if the enemy can't use them either
think back to the last time that the AI got a really good burning head, or a really good flames of azgorh, you probably cant
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:13:19 PM
No.536220350
shut up bitch
Here's the 40k campaign:
>3 planets
>Each is a "homeworld" for a race, eldar start on their craft world that functions like a small worlds with multiple settlements and CAN be invaded.
>Each world has representation from all the other races
>IG is the first DLC and it's FLC like Brets.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:19:19 PM
No.536220871
>>536221063
>40K
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:20:03 PM
No.536220941
>>536229674
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:21:23 PM
No.536221063
Is the 3rd faction confirmed to be HE? I haven't really keept up with the news (or the thread). Also why the fuck is it taking them so long to release the DLC?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:26:46 PM
No.536221573
>>536228026
>>536221460
Slaanesh/Norsca/High Elves
with Slaanesh FLC
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:28:03 PM
No.536221702
>>536220568
IG being FLC, I could see this happening, since it's one of those factions that will receive a ton of DLC later on, like Empire.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:28:44 PM
No.536221769
>>536228026
>>536221460
Yes, they confirmed it in a single sentence of the post about delaying the DLC
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:29:47 PM
No.536221885
>>536228026
>>536221460
Most of CA is working on the new games and expansion for WH3 for a good presentation in December. It'll normalize next year.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:31:27 PM
No.536222032
>>536217985
Why does he have a gobboe on his right shoulder
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:32:12 PM
No.536222103
>>536228026
>>536221460
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/75-total-war-warhammer-iii-tides-of-torment-release-update
>Oh, and the third faction for Tides of Torment is High Elves, led by Sea Lord Aislinn (and yes, weβre very excited to show you more on that soon).
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:36:14 PM
No.536222480
>>536211593
>>536217541
They are already stronger than Chaos sissies.
With their friends
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:49:58 PM
No.536223828
>>536209191
of course, otherwise they'd crave women (beta cuck behavior)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:10:22 PM
No.536225759
>>536226162
>>536230829
I can't wait until TW:W40k where T'au missile infantry will be able to break down the gates on Necron walled settlements without any special seige equipment being crafted.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:12:22 PM
No.536225953
>>536227549
>>536227601
>>536127920
Pretty sure he is like 15..
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:14:32 PM
No.536226162
>>536226414
>>536225759
why should they need special equipment?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:16:52 PM
No.536226414
>>536227891
>>536226162
....because a defensive wall built in 6,000,000,000,000 BC by the guys that enslaved the god creators of the galaxy should be immune to the physically weakest races fists.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:17:24 PM
No.536226463
>>536226506
I just want a line of shields backed up by a line of archers. Maybe even a couple of horsemen on the flanks.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:17:49 PM
No.536226506
>>536226463
boy you're in luck
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:18:32 PM
No.536226607
>>536217985
I wish there was a mod to turn him into a legendary lord like there is for Aekold.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:27:29 PM
No.536227549
>>536225953
15 000 years old goddess ?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:28:06 PM
No.536227601
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:30:59 PM
No.536227891
>>536226414
They really overcooked Necrons.
40k has always had a problem reconciling lore and actual gameplay but Crons are fucking ridiculous.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:31:14 PM
No.536227928
>>536228223
umm troybros, I chose to support troy, the game said they would ally with me...
is it game over? this entire area is basically just troy's stomping grounds.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:32:09 PM
No.536228026
>>536229541
>>536221573
>>536221769
>>536222103
>>536221885
Alrigh, I was kind of expecting it to be DE, since this is going to be the Slaanesh DLC and the whole "Tides of torment" fits the druchii quite well. Though I guess the HE need another DLC more than the DE. The line up is nice, Im just a bit disapointed by the fact that the chances of another druchii DLC are now slim to none.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:34:14 PM
No.536228223
>>536227928
forgot image whoops
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:46:53 PM
No.536229541
>>536221460
CA is also trying to push one lord dlc pack, its purpose is to give consoomers to buy something before the next big dlc is out. For example, the next dlc after ToT will be a Neferata faction mini-pack. Well, its not confirmed but more likely. I don't know how are they planning to pull this off, since they have issues with "sticking to the schedule" stuff but here we are.
>>536228026
This Mini-dlc format is pretty much tailored for Dark Elves, just some guy, new mechanics and a few units.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:46:54 PM
No.536229542
>>536235232
>>536157387
>>536161953
Eat shit Chaos nigger!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:47:40 PM
No.536229628
>>536209724
literally never ever. no dogs of war either.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:48:13 PM
No.536229674
>>536220941
>>>3(Dead) planets
more like (Dead on arrival) lmao
>>536220568
I know you want it but I'm having issues imagining a total war for 40k. Like how would SM work when they're 1000 by the codex? Units of 5? Against units of 60 necrons?
Also why would anyone compete against a new dawn of war game?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:56:16 PM
No.536230545
>>536230791
>>536230498
Who gives a fuck about codex
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:57:06 PM
No.536230637
>>536230791
>>536230498
>Like how would SM work when they're 1000 by the codex
>He doesn't know
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:58:31 PM
No.536230791
>>536231375
>>536231442
>>536230545
>>536230637
I know every chapter only pretends to read the codex, but while not being exactly 1000, they're not some every day dude walking around to justify having units of 60 space marines
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:58:49 PM
No.536230829
>>536231782
>>536225759
I don't think sieges in 40k will be anywhere like medieval/fantasy sieges.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:03:30 PM
No.536231375
>>536230791
Oh! 9th edition put the 1000 limit back into the lore how fucking embarrassing.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:04:03 PM
No.536231442
>>536230791
>units of 60
Why would it be 60? Ogres aren't like that all in fantasy already.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:07:15 PM
No.536231782
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:08:51 PM
No.536231959
>>536234409
>>536235457
>>536230498
>I'm having issues imagining a total war for 40k.
Am I the only one who doesn't have a stunted creativity in here? I can not only imagine it working but also in many possible different ways of doing it.
Are people just mostly retarded?
>>536230498
First, the 1000 limit is retarded lore and the chad move would be to ignore it.
Second, what if Space Marines and IG share a race, but you have to recruit Space Marines from a special settlement and you can only have one army of them?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:15:26 PM
No.536232732
>>536230498
literally who gives a shit?
in dawn of war you play an isolated company of space marines in a world slowly being destroyed by orks and chaos and you go through hundreds of space marines
>>536232496
>what if Space Marines and IG share a race
Will never happen, it would be a fucking gigantic race it's not feasible to put every unit from both codexes and more into one race.
Every race with their onw full codex will get their onw race, it's that simple.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:16:54 PM
No.536232909
>>536230498
> Units of 5? Against units of 60 necrons?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:17:25 PM
No.536232974
>>536233330
>>536109086 (OP)
I want to play Europa Barbarorum 2.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:17:40 PM
No.536232995
How does it feel knowing tides of torment is being delayed for so long because total war age of sigmar is taking up all of their talent?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:18:16 PM
No.536233075
>>536233229
>>536233342
>>536232768
Just don't put all untis in? Who wants a primaris repusor shit over a Rhino anyway
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:19:28 PM
No.536233229
>>536233075
>Just don't put all untis in?
Hahahah
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:20:22 PM
No.536233330
>>536233548
>>536232974
so play it?
is anything stopping you?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:20:29 PM
No.536233342
>>536239593
>>536233075
>implying they'll even have classic space marine units
It's all Primaris, all the time.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:20:54 PM
No.536233402
>>536232768
>There will be no chaos race
>...but there will be 4 nearly identical chaos marine races, and a 5th chaos marine race for good measure
Why would you imagine such a world
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:22:05 PM
No.536233528
>>536247548
>>536230498
>when they're 1000 by the codex?
nobody ever cared about its
It's ignored in every book, vidya and tabletop game. I don't know why they haven't retconned this away yet, it's the one thing which should have been retconned ages ago, because it simply doesn't work as proved by any stimulationist take on the setting and is of no use in books either
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:22:14 PM
No.536233548
>>536233330
Too busy at the moment.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:22:59 PM
No.536233631
>>536234196
>>536329734
All I wanted was prosperity and happiness for my people.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:26:22 PM
No.536234035
>>536234915
>>536242707
>its gonna be Cadia again for the hundredth time
>Abaddon is gonna be the big Chaos rep despite being a failure, only other option in game 1 will be Fabulous Bile
>'Nids will be day 1 DLC and the endgame crisis
>Eldar are gonna be busted because CA cannot help but fellate faggy knifeears
>Imperial Guard will be NPC factions until they also get added as premium DLC
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:26:58 PM
No.536234104
>>536234345
>>536238665
>>536232768
Imagine if humanity was just one race in fantasy, stupid right?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:27:45 PM
No.536234196
>>536234537
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:29:06 PM
No.536234345
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:29:52 PM
No.536234409
>>536231959
>Are people just mostly retarded?
Yes. Most people can't comprehend how something in game can't be changed, which is why so many people back in the day were screaming that fantasy WH is absolutely impossible to do.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:31:05 PM
No.536234537
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:34:37 PM
No.536234915
>>536234035
>look up who Fabulous Bile is
>first result
God damn, he really is Fabulous
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:37:35 PM
No.536235232
>>536229542
>empbabby cheating yet again by using 3 armies to fight 1
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:39:31 PM
No.536235457
>>536236018
>>536231959
I can imagine a 40k game
I can't imagine a good one that isn't just DoW without in-battle recruitment, which isnt even Total War at that point
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:39:43 PM
No.536235481
>>536240451
Remember to get your Lizardmen and Tomb King long campaign victory achievements once patch 6.3 lands.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:41:42 PM
No.536235689
>>536304887
>getting the trophy after they got buffed
literally cheating
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:44:35 PM
No.536236018
>>536236124
>>536236336
>>536235457
NTA, WH3 already has in battle recruitment - it's called survival battles, elements of which can be reworked and restructured.
If you are right now screaming:
>nooooooooooooooo!
Then you just can't imagine how it can be properly balanced to work in 40k setting.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:45:24 PM
No.536236124
>>536236301
>>536243250
>>536236018
>survival battles
>good
Thanks for proving my point
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:46:46 PM
No.536236301
>>536236368
>>536236124
Thanks for proving ours that you are creatively bankrupt.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:47:06 PM
No.536236336
>>536236018
That would work best with 40K given drop pods are a thing, would look cool as deployment
>>536236301
>CA will suddenly become competent and make a good game because- THEY JUST WILL OKAY
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:49:15 PM
No.536236584
>>536236368
We've been through this back in the day before WH fantasy was announced.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:49:20 PM
No.536236587
>>536236368
CA is the single best developer in the world right now, their games are either without flaw or minor ones that get polished out rapidly.
Thanks for proving you're a tourist that hates Total War with your lack of faith.
Dreamers write history, realists are washed away.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:50:14 PM
No.536236685
>>536236368
NTA so now you moved the goalposts
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:52:02 PM
No.536236886
>>536237725
>>536236368
>I can't imagine it!
>See this is how it could possibly work
>They won't be able to do it!
Pathetic
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:54:00 PM
No.536237102
>rajesh is getting upset when you prove xim wrong
melty
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:54:57 PM
No.536237185
>>536236368
They make whole fucking games from zero, making new mechanics is nothing new.
It helps that just like fantasy, 40k has a bunch of rules that can just be translated into the game and gives a nice north to follow.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:59:53 PM
No.536237725
>>536238403
>>536236886
>They won't be able to do it!
I think this one carries weight.
These are the devs who haven't been able to fix a bugged door for TEN YEARS, in case you forgot.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:01:59 PM
No.536237952
>>536238447
As we speak, CA is creating an entirely new engine capable of supporting trench construction, fortification building, squad-based orders, while removing unit cards and formations, as the game will focus more on in-battle entity construction than pre-recruited units.
I know this for I have seen it.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:04:01 PM
No.536238158
>>536238447
>>536238823
>DoW4 doesn't even have a cover system
And people say 40k wouldn't work on TW, they have a cover system at least that can be expanded.
Here's how I see it:
>They'll expand the mechanic of creating a path for units just like they did for Chaos, but now expanded for every faction
>Battles can have cover or not, with the option to build your own
>Bigger maps for transport use and smaller maps for more skirmish like and melee engagements.
>More army abilities, being almost a necessity for every battle.
>Bullets have penetration tiers for armor and vehicles can have individual weapons disabled and tracks destroyed.
>Lethality from Pharaoh is also a thing here.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:06:23 PM
No.536238403
>>536237725
They are able to, they just don't want to.
They also said the same shit about a bunch of other stuff until they thought it would be work favorably financially for them.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:06:44 PM
No.536238447
>>536237952
>>536238158
none of that will happen and it'll just be a lazy reskin of warhammer 3 with even more line-of-sight issues
>whole stack of 12-man Ultramarines standing in double line formation, firing at the an army of 19 180 ork boyz standing in rank and file.
How long do I have to wait until these epic battles finally happen?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:08:30 PM
No.536238665
>>536238972
>>536234104
>Imagine if humanity was just one race in fantasy, stupid right?
Yes and?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:09:40 PM
No.536238787
>>536239115
>>536238535
A year and a half, maybe 2 years.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:10:07 PM
No.536238823
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:10:09 PM
No.536238826
>>536239214
Total War 40k just isn't happening.
They decided to go with DoW 4 instead.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:11:27 PM
No.536238972
>>536239356
>>536238665
Retard, that's why the empire being a single race is stupid.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:11:42 PM
No.536239009
>>536238535
Cmon now, both are in loose formation and in cover (terrain patch like in DoW1 or trees in Warhammer). I-its gonna be good, t-trust me!!!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:12:37 PM
No.536239115
>>536238787
When the fuck is Mechanicus II coming out!?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:13:00 PM
No.536239161
Isn't the point of 40k that everything is retarded? Why would the game near to feature post industrial tactics?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:13:25 PM
No.536239214
>>536238826
DoW4 will flop hard because the fans just can't accept anything beyond DoW1 with better graphics. That franchise is cursed.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:14:37 PM
No.536239356
>>536239621
>>536238972
>that's why the empire being a single race is stupid.
It's a good thing nobody suggested that, stop calling people retard when you are schizophrenic.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:16:36 PM
No.536239593
>>536240329
>>536233342
Wait, didn't the very recent Space Marine 3rd person shooter not feature any primaris vehicles.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:16:55 PM
No.536239621
>>536239780
>>536239356
Why are you replying to me if you didn't read the fucking thread? mouth breather.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:18:24 PM
No.536239780
>>536240091
>>536239621
I did, but nobody suggested that.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:19:44 PM
No.536239943
>send my Necron Deathmarks (12 models on ultra) up on a ridge to snipe Guillieman
>there's a pebble just barely blocking the LoF of one on the very left
>while I'm not looking, the entire unit marches down the hill to get a better shot when an Outrider unit (8 models on ultra) spots them and demolishes them
I'm going back to Mechanicus until they fix how the AI handles LoS.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:20:25 PM
No.536240026
>>536238535
Now imagine CA making Warhammer Fantasy game. It'd be totally unviable piece of shit with all the lost tech and their engine being incompatible with fantasy aspects
>Orc Boyz forming nice organized square formations
>Drilled Empire regiments unable to use formations
>Captain America tier Grail Knights would be generic high-model cavalry unit because they cant balance 3-6 model units with 120-model infantry regiments
>Magic breaking the game because lmao Foot of Gork just deletes entire 800+pt elite infantry units
>Sieges wouldnt work with all the flying fantasy units just making the walls useless
>Even without flying centerpiece monstrous units could just knock them down, no strategy needed
>It would be impossible to balance single human lords like Franz and 120 model AP elites like Swordmasters without making Franz have ridiculous unrealistic stats like 4000+ hp
No one would buy broken unbalanced mess like Total War Warhammer. It simply cant happen, just like Total War 40K cant. The engine or in-game balance simply does not support it.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:20:55 PM
No.536240091
>>536240198
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:21:55 PM
No.536240198
>>536240358
>>536240091
That's me. I don't see the part where the entire Imperium is one race.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:22:54 PM
No.536240315
>>536240896
>>536232496
How about:
>Space Marines come with monstrous infantry tier unit sizes but each company is RoR to limit the spam
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:23:06 PM
No.536240329
>>536239593
>Primaris Dreadnought
>Primaris whatever-the-name-Primaris-hoover tank
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:23:21 PM
No.536240358
>>536241018
>>536240198
Oh so you're being disingenuous on purpose. Ok
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:24:10 PM
No.536240451
>>536235481
>he didnt get all the cheevos within like a month of the update that added them
Why are you even here bro?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:27:59 PM
No.536240896
>>536241585
>>536240315
They'll probably have the tomb kings unit cap in some way or another.
Same for chaos marines and most of their units there will be shitty cultists and lesser damons.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:29:04 PM
No.536241018
>>536240358
>Disengnous
You literally made something up, I didn't say?
I agree that it would be stupid to merge all of the 10+ factions in the Imperium that have gotten a codex into one race. I don't think we need a Knights race for example though.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:29:33 PM
No.536241078
>>536241520
>>536300620
Hybrid units are unironically my favorite part of Total Warhammer, I fucking love playing and fighting Kislev. The fact half the units in 40k entirely are hybrid units has my mouth watering for it.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:33:44 PM
No.536241520
>>536241621
>>536241739
>>536241078
My only hope for 40k is that we can customize units according to their datasheet wargear.
Would make playing a single race extremely fun
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:34:21 PM
No.536241585
>>536240896
>Same for chaos marines and most of their units there will be shitty cultists and lesser damons.
blech
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:34:39 PM
No.536241621
>>536241520
Just as soon as we get something as simple as an army painter for WH3
>>536241520
Why do you think Daniel was this random addition in WH3?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:38:26 PM
No.536242064
>>536242314
>recruit land raider to move marines around
>cant do that, its just a regular SEM
>all troop transports are just worse SEMs than taking a proper fighting vehicle
>after 3 years of complaints regarding transports being useless, CA gives them unit summons
>the summons still degrade and disappear after a few minutes
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:40:35 PM
No.536242314
>>536242793
>>536242064
>send in bikes to flank enemy fortification that's not just a reskin of the Tomb Kings split siege map
>they get shot to shit, but thats okay, they'll dismount an-
>dismounting is still a lost technology
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:43:32 PM
No.536242656
>>536304112
>>536241739
Never thought about it, a system like that would make sense, but for units.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:43:56 PM
No.536242707
>>536234035
>Eldar are gonna be busted because CA cannot help but fellate faggy knifeears
Guerrilla tactics, hit and run, and kitting are all inherently annoying playstyles in every game. It's why Horsefuckers are a cancer to fight in Total War and Mount and Blade.
Craftworlders are in Total War: Warhammer comparison essentially mostly Wood Elves down to Ents (Necromantic Wraith constructs) + Skaven Weapon Teams (Aspect Warriors) and Tzeentch magic (because they and not Tzeentch are the best casters in setting)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:44:39 PM
No.536242780
>>536238535
what will actually happen is you watch the single entitymanii (blue) fight the single entity greenmanii
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:44:48 PM
No.536242793
>>536242314
>Tau army is finally breaking
>retreats through my guardsmen
>send some Baneblades and guardsmen to escort them off while focusing my healthiest units on their pockets of resistance
>suddenly notice my Deathstrikes are being destroyed
>my units stopped chasing them halfway to my artillery, where the Tau rallied and went to town
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:48:43 PM
No.536243250
>>536243479
>>536236124
They actually are. It annoys me there are so few of them and only against Daemons and that modders don't make more of them. You can play them in PvE coop and they are stupid fun there. If they weren't a part of a worthless Realms of Chaos campaign and just a separate, dedicated PvE mode they would be fantastic even
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:50:36 PM
No.536243479
>>536243250
As long as we got eldar waifu, I don't really mind TW: 40K.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:59:55 PM
No.536244621
>>536245498
First time seing this loading screen quote, is it new ?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:05:52 PM
No.536245330
>>536246670
>>536252827
Out of curiosity, lets pit Knights of the Realm and Questing Knights against mid-tier large unit like Reiksguard:
>Knights of the realm:
43% chance to hit for 15 damage (accounting for AL, AP and enemy armor), or ~6 damage per swing
>Questing Knights:
41% chance to hit for 37 damage (accounting for AP and armor), or ~15 damage per swing
Even against your average Large target, Questing Knight deals massive 2.5x more damage than KotR. Even if enemy target is unarmored KotR doesnt break ahead, he is barely even. However KotR is far far worse against anything with 20+ armor (ie everything but zombies) or infantry-sized. Why would I ever recruit Knights of the Realm if I have access to Questing Knights? Their Anti-Large seems like a huge noob trap.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:07:22 PM
No.536245498
>>536244621
Nope, I've seen it way back. It was in already at WH3 launch or even way back in WH2.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:16:56 PM
No.536246614
>>536241739
And people insist in telling me they can't make a system like that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:17:27 PM
No.536246670
>>536251718
>>536245330
Dunno how you're getting those numbers, KotR should have 4% more hit chance and 22 ap vs large
Questing knights still win on damage but lower cost, extra armour, shields and more charge mean KotR are still relevant
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:24:37 PM
No.536247548
>>536247713
>>536233528
only retarded spacebattlefags care about "simulationist takes"
40k is about a vibe, not realism
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:25:54 PM
No.536247713
>>536247974
>>536247548
...and 1000 Space marines doesn't fit that vibe
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:28:10 PM
No.536247974
>>536248195
>>536248714
>>536247713
1000 space marines has been the vibe since 1987, there is no other vibe. the only thing that doesn't fit are retarded fans who want to change the setting because muh realism muh sense
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:30:02 PM
No.536248195
>>536248291
>>536248425
>>536247974
One time I read a book where a Space Marine Chapter surrounded a mega city during a siege. 1000 space marines surrounded a city.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:30:42 PM
No.536248291
>>536248425
>>536248195
and? that sound pretty sick
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:31:46 PM
No.536248425
>>536248605
>>536248291
Can they teleport? What if I walked past them
>>536248195
>Mega city
Meant Hive city
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:32:16 PM
No.536248484
thought this would be way more annoying than it was. i probably could've just sped it up and not touched any units and still won
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:33:12 PM
No.536248605
>>536248425
>What if I walked past them
they'd shoot you
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:33:46 PM
No.536248675
>>536248972
Stop thinking about numbers in 40k, sci-fi authors in general are just bad with numbers.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:34:01 PM
No.536248714
>>536249079
>>536247974
It doesn't fit any vibe because it directly contradicts how Marines are consistently portrayed in every medium
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:34:03 PM
No.536248720
>>536250661
>>536251381
OLD TW= SOVL
NEW(NU) TW = SOVLESS
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:36:15 PM
No.536248972
>>536248675
I wouldn't I (and everyone who has created for 40k) ignore the retarded 1000 limit, but somebody in the thread said that they shouldn't space marines in TW:W40k because of the 1000 limit.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:37:04 PM
No.536249079
>>536249176
>>536248714
being contradictory and nonsensical is the vibe of 40k
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:37:51 PM
No.536249176
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:39:20 PM
No.536249363
>>536249548
>Muh 1000 Space Marines
When (like in every other games) we will lead one (1) Company.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:40:50 PM
No.536249548
>>536249770
>>536249363
>20 units an army
...so all units are 1 mans?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:42:51 PM
No.536249770
>>536250572
>>536249548
>Muh lore
You will have 20 Land Raiders in your Company and you are going to play it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:49:45 PM
No.536250572
>>536251387
>>536249770
No I won't I will have repulsors only, the face of the franchise for 35+ years got replaced don't you know.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:50:26 PM
No.536250661
>>536248720
verifiably false
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:52:47 PM
No.536250943
>>536251449
>>536257850
Sex with you know
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:56:49 PM
No.536251381
>>536248720
You are the reddit, I am the 4chans.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:56:52 PM
No.536251387
>>536250572
You missed the point but it's ok anon.
also Primaris can use Land Raiders
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:57:21 PM
No.536251449
>>536251862
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:59:27 PM
No.536251718
>>536254294
>>536246670
I used values in Honga. Not on my computer to check in-game values. Apologies for any incorrect stats. However the point still stands: the extremely subpar AP ratio makes KotR rather underwhelming against their primary targets (large, ie typically at least 50 armor but most heavy cavalry scoring 100+). In my opinion the cost difference is negligible compared to the loss in damage.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:00:11 PM
No.536251803
OH MY
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:00:39 PM
No.536251862
>>536251995
>>536252035
>>536251449
Who the fuck is that supposed to be
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:01:43 PM
No.536251995
>>536252219
>>536251862
when in doubt, assume /vt/ranny
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:02:01 PM
No.536252035
>>536252219
>>536251862
It's our favorite dragon princess vtuber and the official oshi of /twg/, Stimpak_vt!!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:03:41 PM
No.536252219
>>536252338
>>536252035
Kill yourself
>>536251995
Ah, a mentally ill freak
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:04:47 PM
No.536252338
>>536252219
>R*ddit screencap
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:09:18 PM
No.536252827
>>536245330
ok but now do the calculations using their charge stats
Just watched a single Skaven lord kill 1000 dwarves. I can't wait for a single Terminid lord to kill what is supposed to be an entire Space Marine chapter in one battle.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:16:56 PM
No.536253652
>>536253376
40shit never ever so you wont be seeing that.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:22:59 PM
No.536254294
>>536251718
knights of the realm aren't primarily anti-large cav like cold one knights or boar boy biguns, they're general purpose cav like empire knights or silver helms.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:27:05 PM
No.536254737
>>536254953
>>536253376
What difference does it make?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:29:00 PM
No.536254953
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:30:38 PM
No.536255146
>>536256206
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:33:27 PM
No.536255437
>>536253376
Don't worry, lords aren't RPG characters anymore. They're way more "mortal" and their gear increases their survivability.
They're more of a passive morale and other boosts generator and have specific skills, but no longer have skill trees that can make them a god.
40k is trying to be more tactical (I know) it's closer to historical games in terms of how you have to manage your units and care for them.
I'm going broke because I have to spread myself out so thin on literally every front. What do I do?
No, grimgor isn't hard early game, but he is hard in end-game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:38:42 PM
No.536256014
>>536255931
fight more battles
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:40:24 PM
No.536256192
>>536207052
The attacking army deploys first, which means the AI while defending will deploy their army in a formation to (try and) counter yours. If you are the defender then you can see the AI deployment zone as long as you have line of sight.
This is why siege cheese exists where you hide most of your army in a forest and have one unit lure the entire enemy force to one side.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:40:30 PM
No.536256206
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:44:23 PM
No.536256635
>>536255931
Keep on a partial army on all the fronts except one, and hard focus on one enemy.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:44:43 PM
No.536256682
>>536255931
you have 90k and are only losing 14k a turn you are not 'going broke'
you should only worry about upkeep problems when you're 3/4 turns away from bankrupcy
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:54:39 PM
No.536257850
>>536250943
>Sex with you know
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:56:31 PM
No.536258063
>>536255931
This is how I normally play as any faction. Every single turn I have to conquer something else I consider turn wasted. Income always in the red, treasury always spent on building and recruiting only leaving just enough money to not suffer bankruptcy debuffs for this turn and I live off sacking and selling cities. Or joining distant wars for money or siging any pacts if need be. If I get into a situation where I can't get enough money for this turn I beg my frens for gibs and they just give me money
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:57:04 PM
No.536258129
>>536259028
ty morathi
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:59:33 PM
No.536258408
>>536194579
>Can you imagine how bad repanse smells in that desert heat?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:00:19 PM
No.536258508
me and my shadow clone vs me and my shadow clone
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:04:52 PM
No.536259028
>>536258129
>105 213 for Skeggi
Obviously she gives a certain value to these human from Norsca.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:08:10 PM
No.536259401
>>536255931
Lesser forces in a defensive posture on your western and southern borders. Offensively push through cathay to the coast maintain a secure coast via the map wall. Then push south and secure the badlands down to the coast, then north and west through the old world.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:58:57 PM
No.536265262
>>536269542
Tamurkhan was weak!
Witness true power!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:01:52 PM
No.536265614
dread lord of the dookie
Any strategy games you're playing currently besides Total War?
Pic rel was pretty good, cheap on allkeyshop atm ddue to being in a humble bundle.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:25:25 PM
No.536268358
>>536266869
only turn based strategies, CIV 4, Civ 6 and occasional Xcom
my brother plays Warzone 2100 when he is not playing his High Elves steampowered.com/app/1241950/Warzone_2100/
it's pretty good
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:26:37 PM
No.536268503
>>536269428
>>536276184
My human cock was made for Alarielle
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:26:47 PM
No.536268520
>>536269478
>>536270353
>>536266869
>Any strategy games you're playing currently besides Total War?
Picked up Banner of the Maid during the last sale, and it's a pretty fun strategy game
Pretty much just standard FFT/Ogre gameplay, but set during the Napoleonic Wars and every character is a cute anime girl. But not Napoleon, he's still a dude.
>Looks degenerate!
It kinda is, but it's a fun change of pace for $15 and I always love it when strategy games show an officer leading troops as their attack, rather than just them going 1v1
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:34:06 PM
No.536269303
>>536269618
>turn 112
>can finally have enough breathing room to do my LLs relic weapon quest
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:35:12 PM
No.536269428
>>536268503
>usually not a gooner
>play slaanesh or slaany WoC
>full beastcoomer levels of mental erp
I hate that I feel like Iβm supposed to do that too.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:35:37 PM
No.536269478
>>536271449
>>536268520
I tried that game but it doesn't really feel like strategy, more like a puzzle. I've lost interest after several missions.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:36:11 PM
No.536269542
>>536265262
Ins't pic from he battle where he was almost ended in a squig stomach ? Just to be saved by Drazoath.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:36:52 PM
No.536269618
>>536269303
In doing my little immortal empires project, which includes all relevant quest battles, Iβve learned you simply have to make time to do them. You can almost always get away with it earlier than you think.
Except archaonβs. His are all specifically at least mid-game.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:39:41 PM
No.536269910
>>536266869
I imagine her full of wonder gazing at the deer
she should get off her phone and enjoy the nature
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:43:45 PM
No.536270353
>>536268520
So Napoleon's army is made of sans-culotte anime girls ?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:43:48 PM
No.536270359
>>536271278
Our ships have landed on new shores.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:47:02 PM
No.536270690
>>536271168
>>536266869
I've been playing Phantom Doctrine as the CIA
it's pretty fun so far, I really appreciate that the game rewards planning ahead
like if you go out of your way to capture enemy agents alive instead of killing them, it's much harder but it lets you drop them off at the MKULTRA facility for and when you find them out in the wild on random missions it makes it so much easier
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:49:47 PM
No.536270995
Bring me to my men
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:51:05 PM
No.536271153
God damn Razorgors are huge what the fuck.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:51:14 PM
No.536271168
>>536270690
>CIA starts with extra disguise making early game much easier
>KGB has MK Ultra shit, early game is harder
pressed ALT F4 as soon as I saw the "secret organization" what a disappointment
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:52:19 PM
No.536271278
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:53:39 PM
No.536271449
>>536269478
>I tried that game but it doesn't really feel like strategy, more like a puzzle.
That's fair, beginning of the game does really pen you in on how to complete through some battles
Dem boobies though...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:54:12 PM
No.536271509
Summon the elector Sneed's
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:08:22 PM
No.536273074
>>536273464
Why are elves so infertile?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:08:30 PM
No.536273086
>>536273678
Next week is going to be an 8/10 week for news and leaks. Make sure that you subscribe to /twg/ so that you don't miss anything!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:11:57 PM
No.536273464
>>536273074
Natural bodily reaction to the existence of human boys
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:13:51 PM
No.536273678
>>536273936
>>536273086
I mean, we have an update next weak, so of course there will be something, yeah
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:16:18 PM
No.536273936
>>536273678
There will also be a What's Next video starring Aislinn.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:18:27 PM
No.536274168
>>536274349
>>536274916
The Aislinn video blog was due in late June.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:20:06 PM
No.536274349
>>536274479
>>536274168
They're finally adding him along with a naval mechanic to the High Elves???
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:21:07 PM
No.536274479
>>536274349
Yes and I hope so.
Do knocked down enemies get invulnerability frames or that does only happen with the bearded manlets because of how fucking small they are?
It took me 16 regiments of leadbelchers hitting him from all sides to kill a a single ancestor ghost hero after the entire battle already was over, I legit was at max speed surrounding him and hitting him from all sides for like 5 minutes, and it felt every time I knocked him down he was just taking zero damage for the next 10 seconds, it was like one unit of leadbelchers was hitting him once, barely doing any damage, knocking him down and then taking zero damage, rinse and repeat.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:25:17 PM
No.536274916
>>536274168
That's not even the biggest delay blackpill
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:25:39 PM
No.536274969
>>536275193
>>536274845
>ancestor
They have very high phys resist. You'll want magical attacks.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:27:46 PM
No.536275193
>>536274969
Bad example from my part, happens the same with every other manlet hero. The only reason he was the last one standing is because he was part of a reinforcement and unbreakable, but every other manlet hero seems to legit fall down to the ground and take a small nap there while taking zero damage.
Which faction is the worst autoresolver?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:28:46 PM
No.536275310
>>536275683
>>536274845
>Do knocked down enemies get invulnerability frames
Yes they do. That's why trying to kill running units with high mass stuff is so shitty.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:31:11 PM
No.536275581
>>536274845
>Do knocked down enemies get invulnerability frames
Yes, that's why juiced rat wolfs are the best cavalry in the game, they crash into a unit, make them route and then murder all of them, all in less than 30sec.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:31:53 PM
No.536275664
>>536276556
>>536275275
Probably Slaanesh. Vampire Counts also kind of suck in autoresolve.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:32:05 PM
No.536275683
>>536275310
okay that makes a lot of sense now, also had that experience while trying to kill routed enemies with high mass cavalry
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:32:32 PM
No.536275736
>>536277680
>>536275275
Assuming AI is said faction (player can easily game any faction to be much stronger in AR, yes this includes Slaanesh), then Daemons in general (Slaanesh overall weakest), WElves (assuming not end-game with strong units), Coast and to a lesser degree Counts (again assuming not end-game army). For the player, it's the wrong question, as it's more a matter of who you fight and how you play/build.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:36:43 PM
No.536276184
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:38:57 PM
No.536276414
>>536276556
>>536275275
Slaanesh daemon armies. The AI abhors them. Other daemons are also hated, but somewhat less so. AR doesn't seem to care much about resistances which daemons get in spades, but loves armour which they don't have. Besides daemons AR also doesn't like Vamp Coast, Vamp Counts and Tomb Kangs.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:40:24 PM
No.536276556
>>536275664
>>536276414
slaanesh can just spam chaos warriors THO
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:42:48 PM
No.536276856
>>536277210
>>536277601
What's the difference between Warriors of Chaos, Demons of Chaos and the 4 different Chaos god factions? Who can confederate whom?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:46:06 PM
No.536277210
>>536276856
Be'lakor and Archaon can confederate all Warriors of Chaos lords.
The Monogods can confederate everyone within their own Monogod faction.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:49:30 PM
No.536277601
>>536276856
Warriors of Chaos have full mortal roster with limited Daemon recruitment.
Valkia, Festus, Azazel and Vilitch have more limited rosters focusing more on one of the four chaos gods(Khorne, Nurgle, Slaanesh and Tzeentch respectively).
Daemons of Chaos have full Daemon roster with no mortal recruitment.
Mono gods have unique mechanics and full god-specific daemon rosters.
Only Archaon and Be'lakor can confederate other Warriors of Chaos.
Daemons can't confederate any major faction as there's only one major Daemons of Chaos faction.
Mono-gods can only confederate factions of the same monogod.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:50:19 PM
No.536277680
>>536275736
>the AI fears the Skaven warpfire thrower ARstack
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:12:55 AM
No.536280106
>>536283360
>>536298974
There are three things that are certain in life:
Death
Taxes
Delays
winnable? first time fighting tzeench stuff
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:16:40 AM
No.536280491
>>536280190
Certainly winnable. Be wary of their flamers.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:29:51 AM
No.536281891
>>536280190
For me, it's Nurgle's Rot. We just need comfy orange and yellow themes now.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:33:15 AM
No.536282251
>>536280190
You will lose if you don't use all of your ammo and breaths on the spears. Make sure you dive the changebringers ASAP and you'll be fine.
Hydras suck in autoresolve because the game doesn't factor regeneration.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:38:24 AM
No.536282820
Are there any TT Ogre units that haven't been implemented yet? What about LL? I wish we had a Firebelly or Hunter LL.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:40:36 AM
No.536283083
>>536282621
"Summon the Elector Counts"
"My Emperor, you no longer have any authority"
"Dark is my mood"
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:43:06 AM
No.536283360
>>536280106
you forgot to mention fags
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:44:49 AM
No.536283569
>>536282621
>Vlad still alive at this stage of the game
Kind of your fault tbqhwyf
But just lightning strike them
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:46:12 AM
No.536283714
>>536282621
A dryctha run while letting vamps live can be fun
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:49:46 AM
No.536284084
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:33 AM
No.536285613
>>536287195
why does knockdown even provide invincibility in the first place? in old games if you fell down you fucking died. now in soihammer you can get punted 30 feet into the air and not only do you get to stand back up like it was nothing but you're completely invulnerable while doing it.
>>536280190
lmao this nigga playing on small unit sizes
What do you build in minor settlements? I always do order/control, defense and economy
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:08:18 AM
No.536285995
>>536286458
>>536282621
Summon the Elector Vampire Counts!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:13:03 AM
No.536286458
>>536285995
Just a room with Vlad von Carstein and Elspeth von Draken.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:13:54 AM
No.536286551
>>536285938
situation dependent
the only rule is that I won't build military buildings that go past T3, or infastructure that isn't worth it until past T3
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:20:38 AM
No.536287195
>>536287950
>>536285613
>lmao this nigga playing on small unit sizes
Small potato PC please understand
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:27:45 AM
No.536287950
>>536288369
>>536287195
nta but I'm genuinely curious how much enjoyment you get from that
unlike most graphics settings, lowering the unit size also lowers the fun for most players
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:30:18 AM
No.536288237
being able to recruit an ox cart every 5 turns from turn 1 seems a little broken I'm all about it
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:31:32 AM
No.536288369
>>536288820
>>536287950
As someone who also used to play on a potato, sometimes people just like a game enough to play it on whatever hardware they have.
Do you guys always go for the full 20 stack?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:34:22 AM
No.536288664
>>536288784
>>536285938
Generally Resource > Income > T3 cap basic military > Control > Whatever
If it's my starting province I usually prioritize growth and demolish them later and value military recruitment over income. But it depends quite a bit on the race/faction you are playing.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:35:43 AM
No.536288784
>>536289078
>>536288664
>control that low
how do you deal with non stop rebellions?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:35:52 AM
No.536288797
>>536289178
>>536288480
Sometimes I go for a cheeky 19 and hope I get that super low chance to steal artillery.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:36:13 AM
No.536288820
>>536289812
>>536288369
I didn't start playing total war until after I got a decent computer, but I played killing floor at < 30 fps so I understand I guess
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:39:05 AM
No.536289078
>>536288784
In early provinces I usually have an army recruiting there to either deal with it or give the "military presence" control benefit and/or use the relevant control commandment.
Later provinces I typically don't care either way and deal with it if I have to.
Again, very dependent on your race/faction. A lot of races don't have to worry at all about control.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:39:10 AM
No.536289086
So... is TCALUK going to cancel 40k Total War now that DoW 4 has been announced, despite it being handled by a no-name Eastern European dev and looking really bland in the gameplay department?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:39:57 AM
No.536289178
>>536289339
>>536288797
I'm genuinely a low-functioning retard that does things over and over and over again, and it's no exaggeration to say that I played as Franz in WH2 probably 300 times, and each time doing the initial quest battle by trying to capture as many of the artillery crews as possible. So out of those 300 times I think I only got the mortar once. It's such a low chance that I'm not sure it isn't a bug desu
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:41:28 AM
No.536289339
>>536289178
Yeah it's so low it barely qualifies as a mechanic, but it's really cool when it happens. Fun to try for if you don't expect it to happen. What's one unit anyways?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:46:11 AM
No.536289812
>>536288820
Yeah. I'll admit that once I got my new set up, being able to go up to ultra absolutely increased the enjoyment. On the potato running on large with full stacks would turn every battle into complete slideshows but it was tolerable enough on small.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:05:12 AM
No.536291729
kino
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:08:15 AM
No.536292008
>>536285938
Kinda depends on the race, but I always take defence building, economy if there aren't higher priorities, resource if it has one, and a hero cap building if there's no resource and no port. Control if I don't have the province capital, though that's almost never the case since I usually sell off settlements if I don't have the full province and the faction who has the rest of it is one I don't want to mess with.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:09:34 AM
No.536292141
>>536294443
love me that epirote drip
Let's say I'm terrible in every way at IE, what faction is recommended?
So far the only one that does seem braindead is Beastmen since their map gimmick isn't hard to use and in battle you just run in and hope for the best and use dogs to chase anything that runs away
I'd ideally like to learn how to play Vamp Counts, specifically Kemmler since I like the idea of summoning Krell
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:11:49 AM
No.536292383
>Epirus won't stand for it! They have sole military access to our lands. In fact, they own them!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:18:39 AM
No.536293084
>>536292283
Just play and suck, you'll learn things every campaign and who cares?
Beastmemes are a good option if you're sick of managing provinces and just want to fight battles which it doesn't seem like you are. If you want to get good at Cunts just spam Cunts.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:18:53 AM
No.536293110
>>536292283
Vamps can be braindead, you just tardblob with your skellies and zombies and buff them while also dropping summons on the enemy ranged units. You can also tardblob with Nurgle and win by stacking 20 passive buffs on your units and 20 passive debuffs on your enemies
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:19:32 AM
No.536293181
>>536292283
Beastmen and other horde-like factions are good if the big map is an issue for you, because like you said they just roam around and kill things
If there is a faction that speaks to you though, you should play that instead
luckily, Vampire Counts are really easy, just not very intuitive since most of their mechanics function like cheese
Ghorst starts in a shit location but he has immortal zombies - slow and tedious but unloseable
Kemmler doesn't do much for his faction but his army is very strong, and he starts out in a mountain pass that usually gets pretty contentious later, but safeish start if you push west
Vlad and Isabella have a strong "home base", and it's a 50/50 if your nearby enemies will be wiped out or strength rank 1 so kind of a coin toss in terms of difficulty
Mannfred is the most risk/reward vampire count, since his faction gets strong once you collect all the books and mannfredd himself is no joke, but you have to deal with fucking skarbrand and some other tough enemies in the badlands
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:32:12 AM
No.536294443
>>536292141
I don't know why you would even charge into that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:36:38 AM
No.536294905
What are our thoughts on this?
What's the point of Grudge-raker Thunderers?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:40:32 AM
No.536295289
>>536294932
Higher damage, shorter range. Are you retarded?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:49:03 AM
No.536296134
>>536294932
they had to justify the steep price tag somehow
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:49:52 AM
No.536296205
>>536294932
They are S-tier for allied recruitment units while playing as the Empire
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:08:20 AM
No.536298062
>>536298436
>I order you to shoot (im the general)
>"no"
???
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:09:20 AM
No.536298172
3 Kingdoms would have more cheese than Warhammer if it had flying units
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:11:50 AM
No.536298436
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:14:06 AM
No.536298675
>>536299305
Wtf is their problem
This is chud discrimination
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:15:21 AM
No.536298825
>>536298921
druuchi bros...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:16:24 AM
No.536298921
>>536298825
that's kinda racist CA...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:16:27 AM
No.536298927
>>536299060
the dev blog said the patch would be released on Friday. It is now Friday. Where is my patch CA?
I donβt want to start a new campaign until 6.3 drops
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:17:01 AM
No.536298974
>>536280106
>Taxes
I'm sorry to announce that microsoft defeated taxes, so it's just death and delays now.
And I hear death is next.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:17:55 AM
No.536299060
>>536300217
>>536298927
they said they patch NOTES would be released Friday
then they moved them to next week
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:17:58 AM
No.536299062
oh I read it wrong, theyβre just releasing the βrelease notesβ today, nevermind. Iβll be back next week, goodbye cesspit
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:20:32 AM
No.536299305
>>536298675
cant trust wood elves
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:26:55 AM
No.536299943
>>536300113
>>536300253
>they're rebalancing the faction traits in 6.3
i literally refuse to believe this is happening
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:28:32 AM
No.536300113
>>536300432
>>536299943
>rebalance
>just powercreep buff everything
why don't elves use blackpowder
elf gunners and artillery would be cool
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:29:29 AM
No.536300217
>>536299060
>Constantly moving the goal posts
How Tzeentchian
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:29:57 AM
No.536300253
>>536300328
>>536299943
Faction traits? Do you mean the lord starting traits?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:30:40 AM
No.536300328
>>536300883
>>536300253
yes, the faction specific lord traits, that were shit compared to the genetic traits
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:31:32 AM
No.536300432
>>536301057
>>536300113
If everything is buffed then nothing is. It just becomes new baseline.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:33:37 AM
No.536300620
>>536241078
Imagine how cool it'd be if there was a whole faction about dudes who shoot people while parrying and slashing. Anyways I just need some Custodes to get through the day.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:33:51 AM
No.536300646
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:35:54 AM
No.536300847
>>536300194
Their sissy noses can't cope with the smell of gunpowder.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:36:18 AM
No.536300883
>>536300328
yeah I'm looking forward to those, now all we need is an ancillary rework in the same way they did items and faction traits
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:37:59 AM
No.536301050
>>536301587
>>536319440
warhammer doesn't have mace-axe warriors
warhammer doesn't have heavy shock spears
warhammer doesn't have ox carts
warhammer is a shit game
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:38:02 AM
No.536301057
>>536301741
>>536300432
No thats stupid and would only work if all the crap things would get buffed, but its just some of the crap getting buffed, the other crap will be even more crap
Instead of just nerfing the OP shit so that everything is more balanced
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:38:22 AM
No.536301079
>>536300194
Because they're elves and elves use bows, but in-universe they may have looked at the reload time vs. nocking drawing and firing a bow and thought "why bother".
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:40:04 AM
No.536301250
>>536300194
elves have sensitive ears
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:40:12 AM
No.536301257
>lock healthbars to be always on
>trees block them
who the fuck thought this was a good idea
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:43:11 AM
No.536301587
>>536301776
>>536301050
>bait
>bait
>bait
man another twgger that doesn't play tw games! shocker
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:44:31 AM
No.536301741
>>536301990
>>536301057
They said they are rebalancing +200 traits.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:44:53 AM
No.536301776
>>536301587
why would I ever play this piece of shit game?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:47:22 AM
No.536301990
>>536301741
Can't wait for dwarfs to get more buffs
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:51:28 AM
No.536302387
>>536302730
>draw ally into a war to whittle down their armies so i can confed them
>they just sit there forever with like 40 stacks of crap in their lands
damn
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:54:49 AM
No.536302730
>>536302387
this is one situation in which the ai is thinking like the player
>I'll just sit back at let my allies fight my wars for me, they started it anyways
it is but a taste of the cbt that would occur if the ai was actually smart
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:55:43 AM
No.536302814
>>536300194
because it's a soulless tolkien rip-off and they use bows in that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:56:57 AM
No.536302926
>>536303295
prΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆh
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:00:38 AM
No.536303295
>>536302926
mogged by a few pigs
Anon are you going with Liggers, Kangs or "Alberic from the whorehouse" for your first 6.3 campaign?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:09:30 AM
No.536304112
>>536304949
>>536241739
>>536242656
I read that Daniel was just someone's idea, might've been Sammy B. I think this would be awesome but customizing units and an army painter would be so close to pseudo-TT on vidya there's no way GW would allow it.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:12:24 AM
No.536304421
>>536304887
>>536303895
Probably going with Lizardmen since I havent gone for the trophy yet
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:17:00 AM
No.536304887
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:17:40 AM
No.536304949
>>536305227
>>536305413
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:20:38 AM
No.536305227
>>536305413
>>536304949
NARLINS, NINTH WARD
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:21:15 AM
No.536305303
>>536303895
We were Monarchs and so forth, of course.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:22:25 AM
No.536305413
>>536306561
>>536306786
>>536304949
>>536305227
Did anyone play Dead Island 2? I went back to play 1 but I quit after leaving the first area, game felt like it peaked in the resort area sadly
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:33:48 AM
No.536306561
>>536306786
>>536305413
Kinda forgot 2 existed but yeah the resort area is more memorable.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:36:11 AM
No.536306786
>>536306935
>>536305413
>>536306561
the city was the most memorable to me, I still remember the quarantine zone
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:37:53 AM
No.536306935
>>536309734
>>536306786
The quarantine zones were good for giving you an "oh shit" moment after getting comfortable.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:51:39 AM
No.536308353
>>536303895
Haven't decided which order but I'll have a go at all 3
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:04:54 AM
No.536309734
>>536306935
Only time I felt like the game got "oh shit" were those fucked up bone claw zombies that just did shit tons of damage in like the 3rd or 4th area
What's the best cavalry unit when it comes to fighting other cavalry?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:12:04 AM
No.536310452
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:17:44 AM
No.536311016
>>536310256
probably sky striders or fireborn
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:18:52 AM
No.536311119
>>536303895
Not sure yet, Clio is most likely going to play Tomb Kings so I'm leaning towards Lizardmen
https://youtu.be/71GKyKY4yZc?t=11140
holy kekeroni legendoftotalbald absolutely called out
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:28:43 AM
No.536312070
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:28:50 AM
No.536312084
>>536311476
spcels... this fucking ugly chink is shit talking us...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:39:49 AM
No.536313216
I WILL STRADDLE THEM!
The download of Total War:Warhammer III v6.0.1 finished about 30 hours ago. I finally got it to launch after many hours of troubleshooting.
What advice would you give to a new player anons... is Nurgle an acceptable race to start with?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:44:08 AM
No.536313669
>>536313817
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:45:40 AM
No.536313817
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:45:51 AM
No.536313843
>>536313997
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:47:29 AM
No.536313997
>>536314475
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:52:38 AM
No.536314475
>>536315120
>>536313997
Does tour game version have all the dlcs? If so, it's an easy yes as long as you aware of the fact that Nurgle has a wierd recruitment system that is strong but hard to work with
if you don't have the dlcs, then he can still be good but all 4 chaos god rosters are tiny without dlc
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:59:31 AM
No.536315120
>>536316882
>>536314475
Oh! I looked to Nurgle because I heard the other factions I wanted to play had weird recruitment (Warriors of Chaos, Beastmen) or were gimmick reliant (Khorne, Tzeentch) or had only only one faction that wasn't easy (Slaanesh, The Lost God) do I have to play as the good guys to get a normal army?
>Does tour game version have all the dlcs?
Yes.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:12:53 AM
No.536316303
>>536344669
>Kislev existed in playable reality for a grand total of two DLC release cycles before getting flanderized beyond all repair
>The only DLC Kislev got before GW shitcanned the kino Ungols v Gospodars theme was used on Baba fucking Yaga and giant forest monsters that were completely out of place
I bet some fucking nigger at CA argued with some smarter coworkers that it was fine that they were squatting down and sharting out things in the woods and an unironic beastmen SEM into Kislev because "dude it's fine lol we'll just put the actual Kislev stuff in DLC 2"
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:13:04 AM
No.536316319
>>536313626
whats goin on here
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:13:22 AM
No.536316345
>>536266869
>civ 5
>endless legend 2 demo
>bannerlord with a leadership focused character to larp as a ground level total war commander
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:13:28 AM
No.536316354
>>536313626
Thats not a....thing in fantasy.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:19:26 AM
No.536316882
>>536315120
Depends on what you mean by normal, every race has its quirks but some are more normal than others
Generally speaking, most of the "normal" races tend to be good guys - empire, cathay, high elves
what I meant for Nurgle is that they have a limited number of units available to recruit that replenishes over time, and you can get more cycles going at once with more buildings so its slow at first while you wait for the first few cycles to build up, but eventually you have a stockpile of units waiting to be recruited
If you want a more "normal" chaos campaign then Kairos for Tzeentch is the best at it, but be mindful he has a rough start
or Greenskins for non-chaos bad guys, if you're willing to deal with quantity > quality for your troops
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:28:11 AM
No.536317629
>>536319225
>>536310256
Nurgle's Rot Knights or the "new" Cold Ones from the lizardmen and the delves due to their new animations or whatever, also for early-mid the Slaaneshi anti-large cavalry (hellstriders iirc) is pretty good for that, covers your flanks perfectly while you just hammer the center with chariots and daemonettes. Also the Demigryph Knights with anti-large weapons, they have always been there at the top in this regard.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:33:11 AM
No.536318069
>>536127920
He tried, but she was so retarded he couldn't bring himself to even feel anything. He sees her as his special needs little sister.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:46:24 AM
No.536319225
>>536317629
When did they updated the animations?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:48:43 AM
No.536319440
>>536320559
>>536301050
it has all those things
answer me this geniuses, how can they make a strategy game about a setting where one of the factions is canonically superior to all others and the protagonist group?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:56:49 AM
No.536320174
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:01:03 AM
No.536320559
>>536319780
the worst part about total war 40k is you know the ultramarines are going to be forced down our throats again
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:08:17 AM
No.536321085
>>536321214
>>536320840
Just like the High Elves, just ignore them, also I want to play Blood Angels because theyre basically space vampires
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:09:57 AM
No.536321214
>>536322221
>>536323368
>>536321085
I want to play iron hands, but it's too much work for CA to put every space marine chapter in so they will default to ultramarines like every other 40k game. The best we will get is 20 dollar dlc reskins.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:13:04 AM
No.536321461
>>536322324
Man I just upgraded from 900p to 1440p and a 1070 to a 9070 xt. I also just went from HDD to my first SSD. Warhammer loads in like 30 seconds and new battle loading is seconds compared to the minutes it would take before literally.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:22:28 AM
No.536322221
>>536321214
Best I'll get is a variant or 2 and probably RoR units for the Blood Angels' Librarian Dreadnought and Flesh Tearers
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:23:38 AM
No.536322324
>>536321461
Kind of always been a thing with the warscape engine, Empire in 2009 was pretty bad since SSD's were still expensive.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:36:53 AM
No.536323368
>>536321214
it's standard procedure for gw to release one marine or chaos marine book for every non-marine one. in the current edition gold marines and green marines both got books before orks and tau. if a 40k tw gets made I fully expect every single dlc to have marine shit in it.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:44:49 AM
No.536324013
I make it a point in every game to exterminate every single Dw*rf from the map. There is no single race, not even the Sk*ven that deserves it as much, even if I play with the Empire I go out of my way to seek and destroy every Dw*rf stronghold and execute every manlet down to the last one, wherever they are hiding, no mercy can be shown to that most perfidious race of subhumans. I would even go to Lustria just in case they are still holding there, this is the real "Campaign Objective" of every single one of my campaigns.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:16:24 AM
No.536326469
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:18:17 AM
No.536326617
>>536325878
I made this post and look like this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:33:21 AM
No.536327705
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:36:08 AM
No.536327887
>>536311476
>3k views
So this is the power of MP...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:41:48 AM
No.536328282
Son, you are sitting on some real anger Issues
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:45:14 AM
No.536328502
>>536332812
>>536338239
>>536311476
Remember when mpfaggots tried to shill TWW as a e-sport, remember when they had high hopes about that? This where all this bitterness comes from.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 8:57:08 AM
No.536329406
>>536329742
>>536325878
knifeears absolutely SEETHING to this very day
caledor lost get over it faggots
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:01:41 AM
No.536329734
>>536233631
Bro why did one spear levy of Paris kill 244 fucking guys
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:01:45 AM
No.536329742
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:26:35 AM
No.536331574
>>536332221
The level of grind in the end-game is so insane no wonder people are just auto resolving. Then CA blames the players for playing the game how they made it
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:36:19 AM
No.536332221
>>536332530
>>536331574
This is why the Vortex campaign was peak Total Warhammer. You could carve out a small area and win the game, or you could paint the map to diminish your foes.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:41:32 AM
No.536332530
>>536332221
I love Lustria and Araby/Nehekara in that map so damn much
Old World mod is also peak, cant wait for the southlands submod
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:45:49 AM
No.536332812
>>536328502
>e-sports
cringe
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:53:58 AM
No.536333298
>>536333615
>>536335103
>>536300194
Most likely because elves are even more traditionalist than the Dawi. Bows and spears got them their empire upon which the sun never sets. Why change to the inventions of inferior races?
Should they use guns and the setting doesn't end before they have time to practice it for a few hundred years you'll get noscope 360 elves though.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:58:50 AM
No.536333596
fight for our right to ___
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:58:58 AM
No.536333615
>>536333298
there is absolutely zero chance that even the snootiest of elves wouldn't have a belly laugh watching some human flipping out while manning a helblaster volley gun thats turning rats, druchi, orks, etc into red mist
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:19:24 AM
No.536334918
>>536109086 (OP)
I love how rome 2 and attila don't even fucking work on modern hardware anymore
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:21:15 AM
No.536335060
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:22:05 AM
No.536335103
>>536333298
Thanks for posting huge knockers
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:51:45 AM
No.536337045
>>536337889
Is there a way to play the siege rework now that the beta has ended? I dont want to wait a month to be able to play again.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 11:05:26 AM
No.536337889
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 11:09:13 AM
No.536338136
40k will cause tww to enter the endtimes...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 11:09:19 AM
No.536338148
>>536339956
'Crons better be an early DLC TCAL
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 11:10:44 AM
No.536338239
>>536328502
tww is more fun in mp than it ever has been in sp THO
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 11:38:30 AM
No.536339956
>>536338148
You're already getting them base game in DoW4
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:07:28 PM
No.536341641
>>536342142
Are the vampire coast units any better than they were in wh2, or is it still just necrofex or bust?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:16:25 PM
No.536342142
>>536341641
nerfed for mpfaggots
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:24:00 PM
No.536342564
>>536288480
Always on offensive armies, garrison or reinforcing armies can be half stacks.
Just dropped Louens army down to 13 unit high end cav only army to try encourage the AI to come out and get some field battles but heβs an exception
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:26:11 PM
No.536342685
>>536342004
Holy shit I love mods.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:27:00 PM
No.536342735
>>536342851
>>536358659
>>536342004
>for bretonnia and wood elves
Sqvire what have you done???
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:29:06 PM
No.536342851
>>536358659
>>536342004
>>536342735
snails don't look like this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:40:47 PM
No.536343528
>>536342004
would a snail that big make good escargot?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:42:25 PM
No.536343627
>>536288480
It's always the end goal but a lot of the game i run around with small armies that i add to once i have access to good cav, arty and single entities.
I'd rather just have more money than an army with 15 spearmen instead of 8.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:59:46 PM
No.536344669
>>536316303
>kino Ungols v Gospodars theme
Never was a thing in nu-Kislev.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:03:33 PM
No.536344904
>>536342004
i would play bretonnia if it was full of retarded shit like this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:05:07 PM
No.536345015
>>536345332
>>536320840
>ultramarines
> forced down our throats
Pick one.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:10:24 PM
No.536345332
>>536347692
>>536349689
>>536345015
>my cock
>forced down your throat
There is nothing to pick.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:19:10 PM
No.536345861
If we get a new playable Bretonnian faction I hope it has faction colours that aren't either red, blue, or yellow.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:22:58 PM
No.536346086
I'LL HAVE THIS WORLD
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:46:43 PM
No.536347692
>>536348210
>>536345332
pick at your bones you lesser man
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:53:50 PM
No.536348210
>>536347692
Only if you pick at my boner, greater man.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:56:20 PM
No.536348381
I am the bone of my sword...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:56:56 PM
No.536348423
>>536355246
are the Romano-British playable in Attila or just in Barbarian Invasion?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:14:16 PM
No.536349689
>>536350060
>>536345332
Because it's smoll ?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:19:30 PM
No.536350060
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:32:52 PM
No.536351087
>>536353067
which ligger should I play first for the update? I already had a Tehen campaign going so I'm trying to wrap that up this weekend
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:33:12 PM
No.536351108
>>536319780
>canonically superior to all others
The Necrons?
They're mostly sleepy boys.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:46:32 PM
No.536352164
>>536311476
Legend will never recover from this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:47:05 PM
No.536352202
WE
SMELL
TROUBLE
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:58:07 PM
No.536353067
>>536351087
One of the more ""boring"" lizardmen to test out the new changes, so not Nakai or Oxyotl
I might take the time to finally get around to playing a TikTak campaign since he's one of the few lords I haven't played past thirn 10 with
tempted to try kroq-gar though since he's my favorite lizard
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:25:14 PM
No.536355246
>>536348423
Just BI i think
Maybe see if there are some mods for attila
auto resolve gave Elspeth's task force about 10% chance to win this, a fuckin NORSCA garrison of all things
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:42:27 PM
No.536356678
>>536361958
>>536356414
try using that army comp in mp and see what happens
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:46:36 PM
No.536357041
They still haven't revealed the FLC lord.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:50:52 PM
No.536357416
ChatGPT... make us a Total War DLC.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:58:15 PM
No.536358083
>>536356414
>not using a coomer mod for Elspeth
lame
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:00:21 PM
No.536358278
REAL SPICY IN THERE
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:04:06 PM
No.536358612
>>536359926
>>536367297
fucking dogs routed then came back around for my mortars, at least a steam tank was nearby to stop the wipe
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:04:37 PM
No.536358659
>>536359346
>>536342735
>>536342851
im a snail and i look like this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:09:14 PM
No.536359096
>>536365009
>>536320840
Anon relax, GW is making erzats Total War for 40k
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:11:54 PM
No.536359346
>>536359812
>>536358659
no you're not and no you don't
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:16:30 PM
No.536359812
>>536361431
>>536359346
Just kidding I'm f.emale and look like this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:17:48 PM
No.536359926
>>536360056
>>536358612
>Leave One Wolf Alive and The Missile Units are never Safe
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:19:15 PM
No.536360056
>>536360313
>>536359926
I hate enemy dogs in vidya as much as I love them irl
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:21:55 PM
No.536360313
>>536360056
>fps game spawns packs of dogs as weaker enemies
>this means dumping half a mag on each dog and blowing through ammo for no loot
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:28:13 PM
No.536360902
The value of even one or two dog/wolf units is insane.
Any unit that tries to retreat is getting annihilated with one of them on their heels.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:33:49 PM
No.536361431
>>536359812
mm open up for daddy~
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:35:06 PM
No.536361550
>>536361662
>>536361958
>>536311476
>>536356414
mp players don't adapt well to single player cheese
mp players also don't adapt well to the enemy ai for that matter either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElk_g1Rtxo
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:36:10 PM
No.536361662
>>536361550
this is why they hide behind rules like the white man
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:39:07 PM
No.536361958
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:42:26 PM
No.536362281
kek
>In the Warhammer Fantasy universe, the height of Ogres varies slightly depending on the source, but the most consistent figures are:Average adult male Ogre: Stands approximately 2.74 meters (9 feet) tall, as noted in the Warhammer Wiki for Ogre Kingdoms.
>Some sources, such as the Lexicanum, indicate that an average adult male Ogre can stand over 3.05 meters (10 feet) tall, with some individuals, like Ogre Hunters, potentially being even taller due to their robust build.
>Another source mentions Ogre bulls (males) ranging from 3.05 to 3.35 meters (10 to 11 feet) tall.
>Thus, Warhammer Fantasy Ogres typically range from 2.74 to 3.35 meters in height, with most sources converging around 3 meters for an average adult male.
Is there any other race that mogs as much as the Ogres?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:52:24 PM
No.536363341
>>536363270
Dragon Ogres.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:54:45 PM
No.536363563
>>536311476
Reminder that Legend is banned from their multiplayer orgies because he fucked them too hard.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:57:23 PM
No.536363809
>>536363270
so ogres are literal ubermensch?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:58:57 PM
No.536363976
>>536363270
they killed off much larger sapient species
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:09:25 PM
No.536365009
>>536359096
>is that ... IS THAT SQUAD OF 3 AND 5 PEOPLE IN MY TW ?!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:09:47 PM
No.536365043
WHEN DO WE MEAT
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:12:17 PM
No.536365312
SEM spam is the best part of TWWH, fortunately 40k will build upon this formula and make a third of the game SEM units
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:13:16 PM
No.536365408
>>536365881
dwarf chuds...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:18:04 PM
No.536365881
>>536365408
delete this, if anyone sees it they might get the impression that dark elves are fine and not the weakest race in the game that can't win what should be fair engagements
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:20:02 PM
No.536366070
>>536367068
The Empire is too fucking weak and needs buffs, or maybe they should nerf the HORDES OF BAD GUYS. Vlad alone is almost impossible to kill and you're surrounded by enemies besides him too.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:20:16 PM
No.536366093
When do we fuck?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:25:29 PM
No.536366621
mistakes were made but i still won
fucking dwarfs are retarded
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:25:31 PM
No.536366623
>>536366819
>>536367075
Sisters of Twilight will no longer be able to defeat Khatep. That Hierotitan is going to dominate them.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:27:17 PM
No.536366819
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:29:24 PM
No.536367068
>>536366070
Bait used to be believable.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:29:30 PM
No.536367075
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:31:28 PM
No.536367297
>>536358612
I LOVE when enemies rout TOWARDS my back lines. It sure makes a TON of sense DOESN'T IT?!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:32:18 PM
No.536367387
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:33:26 PM
No.536367524
Khatep = Hierotitan
Khalida = Bone Giant
Settra = War Sphinx
Arkhan = Tomb Scorpion
Somebody drew the short straw
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:52:24 PM
No.536369623
I kindly request the "Teclis wishes he could be Tyrion" excerpt.