Thread 536125509

Father-Son relations edition

Previous shadow family: >>536058540
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Kris.

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Kris being Mr. Mumbles again.

>>536125509 (OP)
fucking kys pedophile

What a cute thread image.
I'm sure it has no greater scandalous context to it at all.

>>536125951
I'm not going to waste my chatgpt tokens on feeding it the image for a translation. Maybe it's for the better anyway

>>536125943
Every day all day

KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS

How I feel knowing I subverted the prophecy

KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS

KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS

There's a new chicken place near me and it's way better than burgor bling so I've been going there instead. Said fave, clutching his paper borgle bing crown trying to hold back the tears

>>536126539
Anon you can't subvert the prophecy, what happens if you just make it worse?

>>536127538
It can't be worse if we have the doe all to ourselves

>>536127526
Hopefully fave is near a chicken place thats not too greasy haha

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND

>>536128330
i'm sad most of the popular AUs had shit designs

like underfell. just terrible

>>536128330
This is like an alignment chart for crackheads

>>536128454
You take that back, Underfell was one of the best

>>536128454
I like the gote design, even if it reminds me of heluva

>>536128330
why is it 99% edgeslop

>>536128805
Chara was his pet.

So is anyone making another thread or are we stuck with this?

>>536129010
>why is it 99% edgeslop
gee, I wonder

>>536129031
OH FUCK OH CHRIST OH GOD
>>536129182
why would we make another thread? this one is brand new.
are you dense?

>>536129182
There is literally nothing wrong with this thread

>>536129390
>>536129010
>>536128330
Keep in mind tumblr chose this as their sexyman while God Asriel is literally there.

I claim white/red Sans holding an axe that clips outside his square. did I pick well?

>>536128805
Extra smug and edge in my Asriel? That doesn't sound so bad
>>536129031
wtf I love underfell now

>>536129739
wish I had more underfell-riel.
If I remember correctly he had a sort of split personality?
One second he's smug and edgy and next he's craven and bullyable

>>536125509 (OP)
What's a child of Asgore and Asriel would be called? Asriel Jr? Asgore Jr? Asas? Goreriel?

>>536130258
Go to the gas chamber-iel

>>536130258
which one is boignant?

>>536129010
well..

>>536130258
If Asgores naming schemes are anything to go by, "Asriel 2".

>>536130532
The sequel

Remember, goatpedos aren't human so you can rape and murder them all you want.

>>536125943
need

I love fish

>>536130782
does the order of operations matter lancerchad?

>>536130782
noted
I wonder if Dess has a personal connection to SK and Lancer or if they just happen to be at the right place and right time when the knight showed up

G'night, losers

>>536131313
Spade King was on Kris's side while they were playing make believe with "the girl"
If "the girl" is Dess and Dess is the Knight there's your connection, same thing with the Queen

TENNA DAISUKI!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!

hello i love them

KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS KILL ALL PEDOS

why do you retards keep editing the whiteboard link out of the op? just copy and paste it

- NEW Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86369328-2915-8313
- Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
- WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

>>536132078
Using the template is why they do it.

>>536131571
>Spade King was on Kris's side while they were playing make believe with "the girl"
Am I missing important dialogue?
I thought SK was always at Kris' throat.
besides, SK has a better chance of knowing Dess and Asriel since they were in the same class under Gerson.
The old classroom was their classroom when they were young kids (assumingly. It's implied Seam is Asriel's stuffed toy looking at his computer in chapter 4)

we using this thread or are we going to have an autistic shit fit?

>>536132078
I've christened the new whiteboard with a cock but I made it small this time

>>536132247
honesty is the best policy

>>536132193
>Am I missing important dialogue?
You sure are

>>536132214
both

>>536132394
THAT GUY HAS HIS WEENIE OUT!

>>536132482
that dialogue indicates its probably noelle, to me at least.
can't change if you don't exist anymore

Fiiiiine, I'll just make a new bread myself then
>>536126686
>>536126686
>>536126686

>>536132757
a plague upon your estate

>>536132757
Fake. That's sonic

i wish whiteboard wasn't so laggy

i feel like i can draw gooder on ms paint

also f to that one anon's bondage tenna

>>536132214
Why did you ask again?
Are you having an autistic shit fit?
>>536132482
OH FUCK I thought he was referring to the ending in chapter 1
I must've sped read the rest like an idiot.
Jeez theres this and the scene I missed of susie and kris sitting down staring down the lake.
Probably more honestly.

>>536132757
THE DELTARUNE UNIVERSE COULD BE CLASSIFIED AS HOT CHICK HEAVEN

>>536132757
But thats not the YIIK general

>>536130782
AND? I AM FOR DEDICATING TO CHARA! WHY SHOULD I WASTE MY TIME, THAT COULD AND SHOULD BE SPENT ON BEST HUMAN AND MAKING HER HAPPY, ON WHAT SOME OTHER FUCKING RETARDS ARE DOING!?!?!?

>>536129401
>>536129739

>>536132832
Well fuck, I better not lose my deposit

>>536132907
Someone should make a ut/dr version of it but only mention men when still saying women

>>536132895
>I must've sped read the rest like an idiot.
Always proven right

>>536132247
Then it shall be a hummingbird

>>536132934
chawa
>>536132960
drawing is a bit crude but otherwise, my cup of tea!

>>536132757
epic collab

>>536133128
I look forward to it

>>536132862
Love how stylized Spamton and Ramb are compared to the NPC's who are all 1 for 1 sprite copies

>>536133172
everytime I see sonic references my brain IMMEDIATELY blares the opening to Sonic Adventures 2 on repeat

>>536133376
Huh, I just mentally hear "YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN! WHEN WILL YOUR LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!" any time I see it

Fave Lives and Learns
but about what exactly?

>>536133359
You can really tell who the main characters are.

>>536133660
I wonder what he's up to nowadays

>>536133780
That vid is old as hell and I'm sure he was doing it ironically. He's probably just a normal functioning adult member of society now.

>>536132960
I can't believe he fucks his pet...

Will Raise Up Your Bat (Final Battle Version) be as cool as Live and Learn

>>536132934
>best human
Uh oh! If only!

>>536133783
Why do I have to find characters like Sonic and other cartoony creatures attractive
>>536133969
I think he started doing some really lame and boring vlogs about his life as a former lolcow, so that's precisely what happened

>noelle walks out of your screen NOW
what do you do?

>>536133969
Yeah but it's always interesting thinking about stuff like that.
Time flies.

>>536134284
I'd ask why she's really small because she came out of my phone screen.

>>536134284
Guess I'm having venison for dinner

>>536125509 (OP)
...

>>536134101
And married his pet.

face watching ahead in the space cowboy show cause they got too excited

>>536134562
>boss monster
you just know

>>536134284
Force feed pipis

>>536134684
>You have to eat all the eggs
>Why are you doing this

Tenna having the cutest mental breakdowns

>>536134816
god i need to fuck him

>>536134454
>hi! nice to meet you! i'm small Noelle!
>what do you need the jar for?

>>536133780
Married with a child iirc.

>>536127019
God, I want this doe to corrupt me so bad bros.

>>536134562
>>536135026
Is it weird I'm getting "Out of Placers" vibes from this artwork?

>>536134816
my husband

>>536130939
When was it ever said that Queen created Tasque Manager or Svatch?

>>536134503
Can you still call it venison and not beef when reindeer use the same male and female classifications as bull and cow?

>>536135326
they're software, she's a laptop. are you this retarded or just pretending to be?

>>536135487
She's not the only computer in the room.

>>536135452
i dont know

If Frisk were an adult, would he look like this or the same as Kris?

>>536135272
its a fucking crime that nobody has drawn his cord tail as a buttplug yet. i've not seen one mention or artwork of such an idea. if no one does i'll be the one to draw it first. i'm a real innovator let me tell you...

>>536135662
I assume Kris is just AU Frisk but with a slightly different backstory.
Same yellow skin, same disheveled haircut.

I'm starting to believe that deltarune is better enjoyed if you haven't played undertale before
ALSO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS OP? JANNY SHOULD NUKE THE PIC

Tenna staging and "leaking" a filthy sex tape with anon in an attempt to save TV Time's ratings from tanking.

>>536134150
YOUR TAKING TOO TOO

>>536135935
Isn't he clearly a mix of Chara and Frisk?

late night with the devil but starring tenna

>>536136176
i haven't seen that movie yet is it worth watching

>>536135108
She’d ruin you.

>>536131067
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DXpsjbqA0&si=BTg-vSwnEWEX9oWU

Tenna LOVE!
I couldn't do the cheese sauce properly so now I have to go out and buy one of those jar ones...

What happened to the lovely tenna being drawn on the whiteboard D:

>>536136145
pretty much the only frisk components are the skin and the name. kris can't flirt for shit apparently.

>>536125819
Based tem

>>536134284
Again?!

God, all I think about is fingering Kris...

>>536136391
if you meant mine i wasn't happy with it so i wiped it i might try it again later with more planning (if you're wondering what exactly i was drawing it was 4 armed tenna making the outline of a dick with his 4 hands)

>>536136391
that was the last whiteboard

>>536136397
>kris can't flirt for shit apparently.
Yes he can, you don't get to pick how he flirts, just that he does it.
It's the same concept as Coldify/Warmify where Kris knows the best way to describe cold/warmth because he pulls from his own experiences.

>>536136536
Really?
I just wanna plunge him several layers of the abyss and yank him out before he can adapt

>>536136397
He has more in common with knife-loving, red-eyes-having, psychopath supreme Chara "murderboy" Dreemurr, that's for sure. But where was it implied he sucks at flirting?

>>536135586
why would Tasque and Swatch be in her castle, which is her turf?

>>536136872
>>536136889
ok, sucks is the wrong word

but noelle says kris flirting at all is out of character, i'm pretty sure.

>>536136250
fun watch, not too scary. the movie is exactly what you'd expect from the title.

>>536136573
Oh, that’s ok!

>>536136883
Wouldn't monsters be unafected by the curse, like abyss animals?

>>536136953
Consider it like this: Flirting without meaning what you say is just cold, sociopathic lying and that's Kris's specialty

>>536137171
Abyss animals aren't immune, its that they can see the veil that humans can't so they can avoid it.

>>536136250
It’s decent. The aesthetic is strong and the first half of the film does a good job of building tension and unease. I think it goes off the deep end too hard with special effects and shit to scare the audience when they could have kept a more insidious tone throughout. The second half really suffers because of this. Fine watch but nothing amazing

>>536134150
You can have fun with the solid vessel, I'll focus on helping the edgelord live the best life we can together.

>>536134284
Ask the immortal questions of:
>How did you do it? And if this is replicable, can this be used both ways?
>Why me specifically?

>>536136953
Interacting with other people at all is out of character for Kris.
Noelle has just never experienced Kris's flirting and says that Kris sounds different because of our control.
But Susie says he's good at it and we have to assume that all "speaking" ACTs still involve Kris choosing what to say because Coldify and Warmify are drawn directly from Kris's memories.
Therefore Kris IS good at flirting but he'd never do it without our prompting.

>>536137227
Wouldn't this apply to Frisk being made to flirt by the player too?

Noelle would know all the fnaf lore and correct berdly on it

>>536084653
Ok I randomly found the picture I was looking for

>>536125509 (OP)
Blessed OP
Gotechads, we won.

I don't want to get banned so I'm not replying to it, but why the weird pixels around it?

>>536137592
My take is that Frisk's flirting is genuine as they are a lover and not a fighter while Kris's isn't

>Toby is Spamton
>Hussie is Tenna

>>536138036
Isn't Frisk like 10? Why would he flirt genuinely out of his own will lol

Do you get to the Fave District very often?
Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.

>>536137667
Do have a dio human if it helps.

>>536137906
Likely as a way to try and brute force filters other anons may have and force itself to be seen. Attention Whore's gotta attention whore.

i went to fave island and they said they dont like you

>>536138318
*sob*

Fave wanted me to ask you if you'd stop following them home every day and looking into their windows

>>536138318
WHY WERE YOU AT FAVE ISLAND

Have you eating Fave's pussy today, anons?

i don't need no friends, i don't need no phone
just a bag of severed heads and my nuclear fave

>>536138604
I LOVE TV PUSSY

>>536137227
the paralell list... keeps growing...

>>536135026
The journey with no pants.

>>536138656
From a certain hypothetical point of view, say sike

>>536138737
I can't help but imagine it would feel cold and have a sort of metallic smell...

>>536138604
My favorite is a man but if we're separating by sex then yes, I am eating Queen out.

i wish i never deleted my spamton porn folder

All Tennafags WILL convert to Spamtonism! It is inevitable, written in the prophecy!

>>536139031
Have a rare spamktonio

>>536138816
i don't need no bread, i don't need no home
just errybody dead and my nuclear fave

>>536139031
why did you do that

>>536139010
You can just imagine your male fave with a pussy, for spice

damn remind me to never piss her off. Noelle vs a spyro enemy

>>536138193
I imagine it's like the THEN SHE KISSES YOU stuff in the Alphys roleplay segment
Kid just has a lot of love to give

>>536139031
Poor anon...
>>536139081
What if I love both? Though the gap between Tenna and Spamton is significant enough that I'd say I love Tenna much more than him now.

>>536139081
I have enough love for both of them

>>536138656
>Bag of severed heads.
You sound like a kind of man who keeps one hand in his pocket and keeps jostling something around in it in an off-putting way

>>536138604
Would if I could anon, would if I could.

>>536139417
Pure of heart...

defernull spamtenna is starting to grow on me

i went to people that want to blow you up island and fave was there fuuuuuuck

>>536139992
MADE for boss monsters

i don't know but i'd been told
ufavium ore's worth more than gold

still cant stop thinking about that one full animation that's releasing that's literally just about a bunch of AU spamtons and it has full voice acting like what the fuck is up with that

>>536125509 (OP)
Post your best Dress!

Imagine Spamton but voiced by Brody Foxx. You hear it now? Good.

>>536139031
same
I had to reset my computer at one point and lost all of the spamton art I'd saved :( I had like 3k+ pictures in there.

>>536140506
THE SPAMVERSE IS REAL!

>>536140734
dress!

>>536140734
I need him molested so fucking baddd

>>536141096
what dose that have to do with pretty dresses?

>>536138604
I could subsist entirely off of dopamine acquired from lapping at Pippins cunt all day.

gaaaaayyyyyyyy

>>536126198
>>536130853
Exquisite taste, anons. Especially the Rory Nite fucker; haven't seen them get lusted over yet but it's a very welcome sight.

>>536141458
work it bitch

>>536141750
ch5 concept art

>>536140123
I only like it when I self-insert as Spamton

>>536140123
Me too

>>536141217
He can be in a dress while I do things to him

>>536137906
it bypasses automod stuff and makes it harder for jannies to detect.

>>536139252
pretty sure it was when i moved back in with my parents for a while and i nuked all the porn from my computer because i thought they would see it somehow. i wish i hadnt because now that feels like an important historical artifact

>>536141458
why is he so SEX

>>536122779
He was doxxed because he participated in threadshitting and got involved in retarded drama, did those things enough times to piss off the wrong people and to top it all off he linked all his online presence to one single name so it was very easy to find out information about him and link it back.

fuck you faggot ass jannies delete the OP

>temshart meltdown
I change my mind, this OP is great!

delete the pedo op jannies

Would fujo pippin wear this?

CHAT IS THIS REAL?!

>>536142576
What does it smell like?

>>536142576
Wasn't there a cologne in the spamton sweepstakes?

>>536139081
I never will, take that!

im going to dox fave
they live in
hometown

>>536142657
there was a candle that smelled like his ass

>>536142954
KRIS RUN
THE INFAMOUS HACKER 4CHAN KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE

>>536143003
HA! I forgot about that.

I think Kris would be a surprisingly good top

>>536135662
She would look like this.

>saved my SURVEY_PROGRAM install when i changed over computers
>did not save from appdata where the saves actually were from because i didnt understand computers
>old computer long gone

FUCK
I had really wanted to play the whole game with a save from when I first played toby's mystery halloween virusware.

>>536142681
There really isn't enough art that shows off his legs.

I love infantilizing this opportunistic narcissistic middle aged man who tried to commit genocide and called a teenage girl a whore

>>536142681
Tenna's beautiful legs and perky ass...

>>536143160
Part of the appeal of Kris Elle to me is him being forced into a nonconsensual situation as a top instead of a bottom. It's so hot.

>>536138604
Yep.

>>536128454
I like caretaker Chara. Even if it's barely a alternate design.

>>536132960
>>536134562
Wow, can't believe they made Chara and Asriel even more shoujo.

>>536143160
Kris without us driving is a loveless dead fish who probably cries when faced with genuine intimacy

Papyrus in chapter 5.

>>536142954
You can't prove that.

>>536143537
YES

Oh Kris remember when you tricked me into eating bugs, fahaha. Why don't you do that anymore?

>>536143506
>cries when faced with genuine intimacy
That's hot

>>536143546
your name is gaster
you live in
the Void, New Hampshire USA

>>536143537
What it you took an actual sheet of papyrus paper into a darkworld and you actually just got UT skeleton Paps?

>>536143160
if you can stop yourself from giggling at a tiny manlet trying to top, sure

>>536143242
Sadly
>>536143376
The best you'll ever see...

>>536142954
does he?

>>536142657
I guess Spamton car freshner, that has a smell of soap, burnt glass, sweet buttercups and salami

>>536143376
howwww does a tv have tunge

>>536141458
Susie would never buy something nice for Kris

>>536143826
Very appropriate image for that reply.

>>536143924
Ops, meant to respond to >>536142640

>>536138476
Molesting little faves on the fave express~

>>536143745
Androgynous cute cartoon short guys is the sexist thing ever created

>To achieve optimal sleep, it's recommended to stay away from screens for at least one hour before bedtime.
Goodnight /utg/ :3

>>536143537
Imagine if his real name was October.

>>536143954
I don't know and don't question it, all that matters it that there's a sexy grape flavored tongue at all

>>536144163
hot

>>536143506
>has sex with Noelle
>Noelle is practically coming at the idea herself at the idea of painfully losing her virginity.
>Somehow the entire thing ends with Kris crying and Noelle having to comfort her.

your name is jeffery favestein
you're dead
you dont live anywhere
you "live" in the ground dirt boy

what if fave met kiddo

Would Asriel ever name his own kid October Dreemurr?

>>536115451
>Dess was such a pathetic loser she spend more time with Kris than Asriel or anybody else her age.

asriel names his kid "asriel 2"

>>536144419
Don't look into Jeffery favesteins cloning facilities, brain transfer research, and birthing chambers

Why's the thread so dead at this time of the day?

>>536144667
That’s basically Ralsei.

>>536144789
monday and a number of people did not want to use this thread

do (You) and fave... um... y'know...

Where is my Jeffery Epstein FRIEND image at?

>>536144742
after jeffery epstein was thrown into the death star reactor core by fave, he used the force to transfer his essence into his clone body

>>536144656
Obviously she's a friendless loser. A rich spoiled girl doesn't become a rebellious emo punk bitch if she's popular.

>>536144864
>Monday

>>536144564
>>536144667
Nah, he'll do the same shitty naming convention his dad did and just make the child name a fusion of both parents names. He's gonna get with some woman and his kid is gonna end up with the name Asshole

>>536145084
>what are timezones
it's monday in some countries retard

>>536145084
ah,,,

>>536144942
yes but we have yet to find a position that lets us do that comfortably at the same time

Did Asriel inherit Asgores cock?
Or Toriels?

>>536141482
the fact that there aren't more on-model Knight lewds hurts me in my soul

FRIEND is hot as fuck as well though so I cant be too mad

>>536132078
there will be a follow up to picrel where spamton pulls his tail and its revealed to be a huge buttplug that tenna wears all the time for some reason

>>536145140
Asriel has December.
All he has is Desriel, Asber, Acember.

>>536143826
Is that FIREBLU?

>>536145314
Did they ever finish it?

>>536144942
I make sweet tender misonary sex to him every night until he cries

>>536144942
Yes. My preferred position is any where I can look at him directly.

>>536145641
>OH N-

Favelish as a Second Language

they can't keep getting away with it

>>536145153
what fucking timezone is like 4 days apart from mine

>>536146719
who's getting away with what?

>>536132078
It's not in the template so it's not always added

>>536145042
The real reason is that dess having actual friends would make catty and bratty be relevant which is not allowed

>Girl hosting snowgrave art
https://youtube.com/shorts/K9YU6W_MYa4?si=g1pGzlUFWfyC6rOl
I don’t get you people.

>>536145718
Asgore hit the wife jackpot to get his son a name like Asrial.

>>536147091
sad and scary is like turbocrack for woims, see: Silent Hill 2

Stop posting cute human manlets in my area, I can't get any hornier

>>536147141
it took the support of a whole village to convince him not to give Kris the name Togore

>>536147275
Kris would have felt less alone as the as the only human in town if he had a monster name.

>>536147275
His parents before adoption were Chara and Frisk, hence the name Kris.

>>536145892
Its been nuked

I'm surprised we made it this long without any unfunny Spamton molestor jokes.

>>536147063
Catty and Bratty are relevant… in making Michael absolutely jealous of Asriel.

>>536147210
manlets are not cute however

>>536147689
Why is there a vaporeon?

>>536147202
women be shopping amirite fellas

>>536147592
But why? It’s a masterpiece.
Is FRIEND the true ruler of earth?

>>536147850
girls go to venus to get a new penis

>>536147848
Because even Pokemon desire Asriel.

>>536144359
>Kris crying and Noelle having to comfort her.
Hot female humans in your area

>>536147712
I'm sorry your taste is so shit, truly

they cutified my temporary vessel

>>536145042
Would be funny if even Asriel wasn't that close to her.

>>536145441
I want Dess to come home to her friends and family butbi want her to do it while still stuck looking like that.

>>536148151
>Magical girl Kris
Kyubey would eat him alive.

>>536148158
He was. That little weed smoker.

>>536148158
lmfao dess just steals his shit because she has a thing for him and he doesnt even know her name

>>536148328
Kris would maim Kyubey with a safety razor

>>536143537
I'm 89% certain Paps is gonna give Ralsei his next scarf upgrade.

>>536148439
Dess was the only time Asriel stopped thinking about doing purple dragons.

*picks nose*
*eats booger*
....?!
Who read my thoughts

YOU'VE BEEN
[Making],
HAVEN'T YOU!
AND NOW THAT
YOU HAVE YOUR
OWN SUPPLY,
YOU DON'T NEED ME!!!

spamton is patterned after the knight.

>>536142126
Oh that sucks. I used to delete all my porn when I'd get into a relationship so it wouldn't be found

>>536147712
Cute cartoon manlets are the only men I get horny for

>>536148665
Yes…
But not in the way you think.
In chapter 3, Kris gets the shard from the knight and is knighted.
Susie beaten Gerson’s challenge to get the axe.
Papyrus is not going to be a Gerson at all. He will be going all in for a total knockout.

>>536148825
You sound like an Asriel.

>>536145641
i cant fucking wait

>>536148692
Yeah.

Dess was such a shit girlfriend he tried fucking a cat instead just to make sure she understood he wasn't intrested.

>>536149470
I'm a woman

>>536149623
You sound like Noelle

>>536148785
It always has 3 fingers

>>536149623
A female Asriel.

>>536149472
glad to hear it anon. really surprised i havent seen any art or mention of such a concept given how common it is to draw tenna with a tail. i like to imagine that when he has it inside him he electronically connects to it or some shit and can control it like an actual tail, so you get the best of both worlds of it working like a real tail and also being a plug

me
a name
i call myself

>>536143160
true, let him be more dominant

>>536143296
So does most of this fandom, for some reason.

>>536143296
>I love infantilizing this opportunistic narcissistic middle aged man who tried to commit genocide and called a teenage girl a whore
When did he try to commit genocide?

He's so cute, I bet he tops Tenna very cutely too

>>536150103
4 LEFT.

>>536148785
Because of Kris's [Totally Jackass stunts] Dess has [Becomed] Knight

>>536150103
I agree, he was completely in his legal right to sell weapons to the enemies of his enemies. He shouldn't be held accountable for it.

>>536147395
Noelle would never want him to let go

>>536150169
manlet dom tops are the hottest thing on the planet

>>536150103
When he castled the Queen

>>536149592
No.
Asriel went for Catty because she somewhat resembled a purple dragon.

DecEMBER is the fiery magician sword girl.

>>536148785
Why is knight sometimes a they and sometimes an it

>>536150103
>SOON I’LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF MY [$!$!]!

>>536147210
Kris is not a manlet Kris is a prepubescent little boy

>>536150473
Tenna robbed us of this darkner.

>>536150491
Because she has a friend inside her. Just like Spamton.
Michael is inside them.

...but what converted Asriel to being a scaly in the first place?

>>536150295
what part of "sleazy washed-up car salesman who used to fuck asgore" sounds like dess to you?

>>536150692
someone had to make that music video, but who?

>>536150571
yeah kris you're little alright

>>536150701
Spamton used to what now?

>>536150701
the part where Kris goes on a murder spree then kills the one who made it possible

>>536150642
No he didn’t.
The dark world was doomed and dreadful without him. He lights it up as Gerson has.

>>536150571
I respect shotacons but Kris is not a little boy, anon. There's like no shotabait in all of udt/DTR unless you see Chara or Frisk as boys.

>>536147091
Women love rape

>>536150491
because it's a darkner

>>536142954
ORDER THEM 60 P"E"ZZAS RIGHT NOW

>>536150692
Asriel as a scaly first. And then went for Dess second.
Gaster fulfilled Toriel’s wish.
And FRIEND sought to ruin Asriel’s life.

>>536150473
>DecEMBER is the fiery magician sword girl.
Both of them are the harbinger of the end times...

>>536147492
>Kris was adopted by two women.

>>536148785
Spamton is clearly Kris.

>>536150571
Kris coping with the fact they will be 5'2 for the rest of their lives

>>536150690
Ghost michael confirmed...

>>536150848
this pathetic fellow desperately trying to cling on to any semblance of relevance in his old family.

>>536150701
The part where Dess is rich and tried to fuck Asgore'' son.

would you set him free

>>536151121
Kris was birthed by two women with the power of yuri magic!

>>536151176
Put it that way, I'm surprised we never got more tenna/asgore sad middle aged man yaoi

>>536151308
W-what?

>>536149758
Make up your mind.
>>536149836
Were you the anon that brought it up in the last thread? I'm also surprised I haven't seen it yet. You're a pioneer.

>>536150690
FRIEND is not a being of great power with total domion over time that is sealed away only able to escape at the end of the world
you want to know who is?
(You)

>>536151128
He's actually Berdley. Or at least what he could turn into.

Both are washed up people living on past fame and their connection to somebody else.

>>536150875
Thats right, Kris is a big boy now! And that means he can do big kid things and not tell Azzy or his parents about them

Forcing Tenna to wear cute dresses for my amusement

>>536151149
Michael is Pizzapants after he Gasters himself. And then uses this power to ruin Asriel’s life.

>>536151286
This literally happened to my catz game earlier today, one of my female pets got another female pregnant defying all logic. so Yuri magic is therefore real

>>536150540
Who is Dave?

>>536151391
Berdly is a joke character and has no relation to important characters like Spamton

Why are Pippins so fucking CUTE? I want to shake them around and huddle with them for warmth.

>>536151128
they're amalgams of characters. queen for example is a controlling bitch when mirroring carol and a self-righteous alcoholic when mirroring toriel.
spamton flip flops between kris and knight who are two sides of the same conversation, which is what causes him to come out so schizophrenic. one moment it will be mirroring kris, the next sentence it will be mirroring knight.

>>536151573
Dave the Slave

>>536151234
Spamton G. Spamton says you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would ya? And Mettadon takes off the glasses and cracks them over his head

>>536151383
No. Pizzapants becomes FRIEND at the end of the world. Since the roaring enables him to darker than dark. And so, Eram and Everyman await for him to crown him in the pits of darkness.
And he goes back in time to ruin many lives and manipulate history for himself.

>>536151234
>would you set him on fire

The only way Kris is ever gonna "top" is when he's riding my strap

>>536151573
the baby is you

>>536151664
2/2

>>536145314
>KRIS! THEY WON'T TELL YOU THAT [[Idiot Box]] LIKES WATCHING THOSE DICE SOLVE MATH [[Equations]] ON A TALL CHALKBOARD!

>>536151378
yeah i was, im trying to revolutionize the tenna porn market since someone also said i was doing that with my idea of tenna being tied up and shipped to you in a cardboard box that i drew on the whiteboard (just without the cardboard box part).

>>536151573
You may know him as "Alpha Male"

>>536151828
Kris will top Susie because Gaster takes that thought and pushes it to its maximum potential.

>>536148326
CORRECT OPINION

>>536148785
The Knight doesn't make [Hyperlink Blocked]. The Knight is cringe and fulfills the prophecy, evidenced by Kris, who is serving the Knight, having a description that says "Carries out fate with the blade." Spamton is based and derails the prophecy.

Kris will top Susie because Susie doesn't know about sex. Second time he'll be a bottom though.

Cried today when I thought about Alvin creating the church dark world which is why Gerson is such a badass in those dark worlds. His dad was his hero.

>>536151234
Clipping off the end of each of Spammy's fingertips!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRP5nJw0krY

>>536151217
>comparing a rich spoiled brat to a self-made man who had everything taken away from him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha6iWPqrJeE
This will be Kris Character Arc in 2029

>>536151748
FRIEND is too lucid and manipulative and omniscient to be LE
He's Doc Scratch at best

>>536152093
The knight isn't following it right. It chops tennas arms off instead of fucking his screen and also does everything the laziest way possible.

>>536151960
I fucking kneel.

>>536152113
Big female lizards like to bottom, I saw it on Animal Planet

>>536152148
>self-made
He literally had a benefactor

Berdly Is A Serious Character, And Has Relation To Important Characters Such As Spamton

>>536152152
Nope. This will be.

>>536151349
Spamgore and Tennoriel or Tennasgore and Torispam?

>>536152160
What else would allow Michael to become friend besides the roaring itself?

I love both Kris being raped and being forced to rape. It's equality.

>>536152235
That's just because the Knight is incompetent.

>>536151405
Dess is such a loser

>>536152401
Tenna/Toriel would actually work as a ship.

>>536152521
When will Jesus ban you?

>>536152458
That's why the weird route is the best.

All of the good Kris X Noelle rape stories have them both kind of want it and also hate themselves for it.

>>536152621
ones like that live forever

>>536152339
Kris is already self destructive so his character arc resolving in self sacrifice would be very unsatisfying. The correct resolution would be Kris choosing to live.

>>536152553
>Closet pipi is now Kris's stepsister

>>536152339
they DO both fit into orpheus...

>>536152546
>Only two people that respect her are her sister and her best friend.
You just know the entire show was talking mad shit about her when she vanished

>>536152621
I dont believe hes a god anyway so I dont care.

Why is kris such an asshole?

>>536152701
What do you mean by that?

>>536152706
I'm pretty sure Kris only has a left eye shown

Toby having some thing about left eyes.

>>536152401
Tennagore
Spamgore
Not Asgore, I meant like guro

>>536152623
You are describing my ideal dynamics. Do you have some fics to rec me, anon?

>>536152706
Him dying would be a pretty perfect way to end Susie and Noelle's character arc though.

>>536152815
Jesus is God. And your life proves him to be real.

>>536152553
I've seen a few fics of them but it doesn't work for me

>>536152815
>This anon was killed in a car crash the very next day.

What are Kris self destructive tendencies?

>>536152439
FRIEND is as free as a bird and Pizzapants has actual agency over his own body
The SOUL is bound to a cage, a puppet that keeps them contained
but it doesn't work and its horrible power seeps out and manipulates people anyways, a notable example having them being stabbed to make the possession permanent

>>536152339
probably correct, but have you considered: NUH UH

>>536153012
The fuck is that supposed to mean? That Susie and Noelle are incapable of getting together if Kris is alive?

>>536153151
cutting

>>536152879
manlets are hateful little creatures

>>536152553
Toriel would make so much pie for him

>>536152815
>Temmiecriminal is an atheist
No shit.

>>536153229
Yep. They need Kris death to trauma bond

>>536153252
When

>>536152331
yeah and his benefactor was dess. somehow with all the guitar motifs coupled with his benefactor MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARING people don't connect the dots.
>but the knight is the string puller.
no. the knight is themed around hands and knives, the string puller is themed around guitars, strings, and manipulation.

>>536153420
Knight is a puppet. Look at the holes in it's hands for the strings to attach

>>536153151
>late to class all the time and sleeps through it
>horrible diet
>pushes people away that care about them
But most of all
>let's the soul control them without much interference because they think the soul does a better job at being them than they can

>>536153171
The Soul is what Michael is trying to replace. And Gaster (the Soul) only permitted you to connect with him to see the essential story of his creation.

>>536153420
You don't directly manipulate the puppet with the strings, you use a bar

>>536153628
Kris really said
>Jesus take the wheel

>>536153151
avoiding their problems and making dogshit, borderline suicidal plans. Same as every other Dreemur

>>536153628
You forgot most of all
>identifying as a they/them

>>536153628
Isn't it implied when he fights Stanton that he can't go long without the soul? I feel like these are reaching a bit, ngl.

>>536153628
>horrible diet
Like what?

>>536152984
Eh... I find it hard to judge most erotica when I'm not horny. But these are a few I remember:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/68853531
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66658261
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66810457

>>536152692
giwtwm but im tenna and toriel is friend

>>536153229
Susie's trust issues would basically end if she saw somebody die to save her life. As for Noelle, she would finally understand Kris always cared for her and regret that she ever doubted her.

>>536153710
Mike already has plenty of darkworld puppets and even an empty shell in the hospital
He is also physically incapable of replacing the SOUL because it is a being of great light while he is a being of great dark, if he tries replacing the SOUL he will be obliterated

>>536153878
The Kris can't survive long without the soul theory got debunked in chapter 4.

>>536153376
im not atheist in fact I hate most atheists because they are arrogant egotistical shitheads who lack any sort of actual critical thinking skills or rationality and go around worshipping other shitheads like dawkins or sean carroll the exact same way people worship cult leaders. I do believe in a god of some type thanks to my own personal life experiences along with other people I know but I dont believe in any religions as being true. I believe they use fear and manipulation to control people into giving them money and power and their beliefs are not accurate to the real world.

>>536153583
you can literally see the knight's strings

>>536153721
that line is a double entendre about playing guitar.

>>536152706
Kris will be Tekken 8 Jin

>>536153776
>borderline suicidal plans
>same as every other Dreemur
?

>>536154262
Probably referencing the first fallen child, this wonderful bundle of self-loathing...

how much foreshadowing is in this fangamer merch pic

>snake water bottle
>gel pens
>the obvious black cat mouse sticker next to spamton

>>536153151
>Late to class and rarely pay attention despite actually being pretty smart.
>Mostly just seems to eat junk food.
>Goes out of his way to sabotage his relationships.
>Doesn't seem to care about his own wellbeing in general.
>Possibly cuts himself.
>Whatever the fuck he's doing with the roaring knight and Carol.

>>536154120
Michael’s plan is to turn his vessel into an angel.
He keeps doing this with Dess, Spamton, and Noelle.

>>536154205
It's the rule of three, one is the master, one is the interface, one is the puppet

>>536154089
These things can be accomplished without some hack shit cliche self sacrifice bullshit.

>>536154436
>ghost
napstablook my beloathed

>>536153229
>>536154089
Then who will be Kris’ girl?

>>536154154
Was it though? He went without it for like 10 minutes

>>536154262
>>536154418
>Chara: His insane and totally unnecessary plan.
>Asriel: Going along with it only to back off at the last possible moment in a way that got him killed.
>Asgore: Him promising to wipe out humanity to give the monsters hope even if he doesn't want to do it.
>Toriel: Her dealing with her husbands spinelessness by basically just spitefully trying to keep children in her home their entire life.

>>536154436
Gel pens are relevant because?

>>536154243
>I will not deny my past.
>I will not deny my comrades and our bonds.
>I… I want to live!

>>536154635
Ralsei can be Kris' boy!

I want to lick Undynes feet.

>>536154643
Bro carried Berdly from the Library to the Hospital then climbed Noelle's fence to visit her. The only reason he keeps shoving the soul back in is because it's required for Carol's plan.

>>536154635
He'll be reborn as a darkener and live happily with Ralsei.

>>536154551
I guess. Feel if done right though it will break most players.

I recently found a pippins anatomy headcanon where both males and females are the EXACT same at everything so they don't know themselves if they're a male or female and it's like RNG when they have sex because one of them might end up with a baby. I think about it a lot.

>>536154879
For me, it's Toriel's

>>536154863
No. The Prince is the third hero. And the girl is supposed to die with Kris.
>>536154879
Can you stop?

>>536154768
i'm so glad i was never into him

>>536154964
Why not Susies too?
>>536155001
No.

>>536154262
Asgore will kill himself if you choose to kill Flowey and fight him again. Toriel also has an unused suicide sprite.

>>536154436
>the apple
>toriel asleep on chairiel and having a blank thought bubble to put things in (nightmare if you beat knight)
>blook gel pens
>the mouse with black cat sticker connects to the laptop with a ghost sticker
>annoying dog zipped wallet

>>536154863
I second this.

>>536154947
So that means fujo pippin and green pippin can make each other pregnant

>>536154460
None of this feels very self destructive besides the non-canon cutting ngl. At most it's him being apathetic and somewhat depressive.

>>536154768
Newgen fans are literally subhumans who harass artists. 2016 FTW.

nobody told me Joel was into Spamtenna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UvQ0e0lK5w

>>536155192
>pregnancy chances x2
they would have a nursery of kids in no time

>>536154472
>his vessel
Dess and Spamton are bound to the dark where FRIEND walks freely
Noelle was set up by one of FRIEND's puppets, giving (You) not just a tool for destruction but another vessel as well
he even was so gracious as to provide "Kris" with the OddController, something that allows the SOUL to influence both Kris and MiniKris at the same time
also the SOUL only started existing days before the apocalypse and has destroyed another world before

What would Toriel and Asgore do if they caught Kris cutting themself?

>>536155247
Being apathetic about your life IS self destructive retard.

>>536155247
I would say whatever the fuck he's doing with the knight is horribly self defeating and might literally result in his death.

>>536155192
I don't think Battat and Fujo's, ahem, particular case comes into play here

>>536155354
>also the SOUL only started existing days before the apocalypse
No.

>Literally no one not a soul:
>John Underrune: I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF VIOLENTLY

Kralsei shippers are gonna feel very weird when the game ends with Ralsei living in Kris' room as their new adopted brother

>>536155192
fujo pippins doesn't have a uterus though

>>536154768
I mostly watched from the sidelines and it was still fucking insane, I get war flashbacks sometimes

>>536153171
>Me be trusted with SOUL
>Me do bad with SOUL
>Me blame blame SOUL

>>536155637
That would only make us stronger

>>536155394
Toriel would beat them for getting blood all over the bathroom and force them to go to church.

>>536154727
The player's role in these games is nothing to do with any flavor of the prophecy, it's to stop these fucking goats and goat-raised humans from trying to martyr themselves every five minutes.

imagine if pippins had poison. or a tail

>>536155667
>>536154768
I don’t get it.

Do you guys think Asriel will come to the festival in Chapter 5?
Chapter 5 takes place on a Sunday and all Toriel says is that he's coming "next week" so whether it's a possibility depends on what weekday you consider the start of the week.

>>536155394
They would try to stop them and take away the knife.

>>536155836
Asgore is going to banish a fountain to try to save the world and you’re going to like it!

>>536155891
Who the fuck uses "next week" for an event happening in literally 3 days?

>chapter 5
>asriel walks in
>"WHAT THE HELL?"
>"WHAT THE SHIT?"
>"WHAT THE FUCK?"
>"WHAT THE BITCH?"
>"WHAT THE ASS?"
>"WHAT THE CUNT?"
>"WHAT THE TWAT?"

>>536155637
That's kinda hot

I thought Chapter 4 was on a sunday because Chapter 2+3 takes place the day before and Spamton says that it's a "Saturday Night" in Chapter 2, and most abrahamic faiths have church on sunday and not saturday. The egg man seems to contradict this but i wonder if he's talking a day ahead.

>>536155891
Yes. Cause Michael will show up there too.
>IT WAS ME, ASRIEL!

>>536155712
I'm using "the SOUL" because it's literally its powers

>>536156109
you can't use bitch cunt or fuck those are tier 2 swear words. sorry.

You know that part in GUARDIAN where the music stops and it’s just the eerie vocal noises?
Those noises kind of remind me of the start to Halloween Hack and Homestuck’s versions of Megalovania.

>>536155891
As we've firmly established from the last newsletter Toby considers Sunday to be the start of the week although it still feels really weird to call Sunday "next week"
He might show up early though, Asriel popping up just as Kris is gearing up for their epic betrayal moment and the ensuing drama would be very fun

>>536156157
Chapter 1 is Thursday
Chapter 2+3 is Friday
Chapter 4 is Saturday
This is very public information.

>>536154947
>>536155192
i read a fanfiction that went in depth about pippins lore that explains that the pippins (or maybe it was battat in specific i dont remember) do a d&d roll for basically everything, including every time they take off their pants and it was mentioned that they could even end up with a pussy if they roll low enough

>>536156327
no that's asriel saying that not me because of the giant titan/knight in chapter 5
hes going to get his mouth washed out with soap

>>536154436
spamton is blacked out to look like FRIEND

>>536156435
No. It would be better if Asriel shows up in the house right when Kris is eating pancakes with Sans and Toriel.

THE PARTS I NEED TO FIX MY TENNA HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED!

>>536156449
who has church on saturday? are they stupid?

>>536155412
Meh. It's your standard depressive state. I wouldn't call that self destructive.
>>536155493
Maybe, yeah. I feel like we don't have enough context to know why exactly he's working with the knight though, so idk

>>536156585
Moses, King David, and King Solomon.

>>536156573
are you the anon who said they'd tape a dildo to the screen and post pictures of it? WHERE DID THAT ANON GO IM STILL WAITING FOR THEM TO DO THAT AFTER THEY MENTIONED IT MONTHS AGO

>>536156006
>Asgore, Toriel, Kris, and Asriel all get into a cartoon fight cloud over who gets to kill themself to save the day

>>536155865
Imagine Pluey and Jongler die after doing this because Battat is poisonous.

>>536156629
True. But knowing the forces everybody is fucking with I find it hard to believe it's a good plan. Any plan that involves almost causing the end of the world and expecting 3 teenagers and a old turtle to solve it is rather flawed.

>>536156772
Deltarune, the worlds finest Final Fantasy 4 tribute

>>536156729
That would be me! Yes!
I can't tape anything to the screen if nothing is ready though! I have to fix my boy first.

>>536156456
Do you remember what the fic was? There is a severe lack of good fanfiction involving pippins and I want to read that

>>536154436
the cats are in warning signs

>>536156585
Stupid doodoohead protestant sects

>>536156772
>Literally that one fight scene in the 4 Avengers movie where the two characters are fighting to decide who is going to off themselves.

>>536156964
>That would be me! Yes!
HOLY BASED glad to hear you didn't decide against it anon. those photos will be historic once you go through with it. you said you'd even load an image of his face onto the screen too i think? god that'd be so hilarious

>>536152093
the game never specifies what the knight is making, just that it "makes". that the player "makes" by breaking from the plot and murdering people should have you concerned.

>>536157189
>Dess is basically just doing the weird route on Kris.
>Will probably still act mad when she discovers what you did with Noelle.

>>536157016
found it just for you, the 2nd chapter has more art along with picrel
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67478566/chapters/174381396#workskin

>>536156772
Asgore: Oh no… the roaring is almost going to occur. I need to shut down that fountain… but Kris… I’m sorry.

Kris: I’m going to die to fulfill the prophecy…

Asriel: I had an entire undead family the whole time???,?. I will kill you, Michael! I will :):9.&3$:9:& kill you!

Toriel: My boys are going to die….

>>536157340
dess isn't the knight

>>536157340
Moldesster is her Weird Route equivalent.

>>536157031
Michael, Pizzapants, is Satan.

>>536157340
december's theme plays before you kill berdly.

>>536157486
Carol is even less justified though.
>How dare you corrupt my teenage daughter against her will and make her your slave.
>My own teenage slave, stop him!

>tenna daki arrives on monday
Pretty excited tbqh

>>536157662
Carol is just a weird woman who accepts whatever insanity Asgore and Gaster want to do.
>My Angel!!!!!

>>536157412
oh shit i forgot to mention that its explicit tenna/battat porn and tenna has a pussy which i dont like, but i appreciated the pippin lore sorry if you dont like any of that lol

Kindred Spirits

>>536157662
it's almost like neither of them are the knight. it's almost like the 50-layers of evil cat shit actually means something and isn't just window dressing.

I'm honestly just getting really fucking tired of characters having the type of genitals they shouldn't have.

>>536157340
>Dess is mad that Dess is making Noelle strong enough to not get Dessappeared

>>536158083
real
stop putting penises on beautiful women please
and stop putting tits on beautiful men please

>>536158074
Pizzapants is so much more unhinged than Flowey.

>>536158071
Man, can you imagine if the ages were switched though.

Dess X Kris and Noelle X Asriel would have been perfect.

>>536158186
FRIEND didn't do shit aside from set things up for you
He didn't even kill anyone yet!

>>536158145
I like to imagine she's just mad that you are messing with HER boytoy.

>>536158083
I agree. Death to cuntboys and futas. Women should only have vaginas and men should only have penises.

>>536158157
I will continue to give Spamton huge titties.

>>536158293
Look what he did to Asriel.

>>536158435
Oh my god
He made him go to COLLEGE
Who are you, Tenna?

>>536158083
I'm pissed off there's a perfectly good Noelle X Kris story in the writebin totally ruined by unlisted Futa.

>>536154436
That fucking apple that I hate

O-only 3 m-more months of chicken and leaves...*collapses*

>>536157189
>the game never specifies what the knight is making
Yes, but Spamton specifies that (You) are making Hyperlink Blocked, which allows (You) to break the prophecy. The Knight is fulfilling the prophecy, so it's obviously not making the same thing.

>>536158502
No… Hahaha…
College for Michael is more of a perfect event to prepare for the worst romantic reunion possible.
You see, Michael here is a great friend who used time and space to make sure Asriel comes to a completely broken home, with a heartbroken brother, his father at his greatest insanity, the weird skeleton man, and the grand reveal of what he did to Dess.

Fatass

>>536157628
Is that you jockington?

I still can't get over how fucking awesome this single boss fight is.

>>536158943
Pizzapants is a certified
S U C K E R

>>536158502
Tenna is supposed to be a reflection of the real Asriel.
Having a dead child is a skeleton in his closet. The foam Tenna uses on Spamton will be the fire Asriel uses on Dess.
Isn’t that just so romantic?

>>536159162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDnj-PV1-tc

I should write a parody of the Thing featurign the Deltarune cast someday.

>>536159025
Michael: I announce you and Catti, Snake and Wife!