Thread 536153259

lets see what this love can do edition

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Previous: >>536031740

are vyres decent xp

i got gilded dhide top today

meriiyama

the evolved form of d3kuhita

Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!

i am so done with this place my head can't take it anymore

old fool's troon's gape

>>536153746
are you doing that offtask
keep going, you're due

i went double that for less uniques i hate you

>>536153880
on task i just wanted to get 1 claw before i head to vard i got my 1st one probably 1000kc ago

>>536153634
>chuds not welcome
not joining then

can the osg refugees go back to their shitty cc

>>536154078
good

>>536153957
your cg bro?
>>536154034
oh holy shit ok, i found 4 synapses before i ever found a single claw so the time between my claws wasnt that bad

>>536154378
no greenlog means no cg completion

>>536154479
i mean obviously thats true but i only have 1 enhanced also so i have no saeldor either

i'm nut

>>536154378
i went double that too bitxh

wish a girl like that would ruin my life

exactly

thats meriipu

girls like that dont exist

>>536153746
luckily i got my claws pretty early but it took 1900 kc to get my last synapse and i did it off task

vard with 150 ping is rough

no. ctfu

>>536154378
wow gz where's the epstein files?

>>536155368
in israel, obviously

my coworker is israeli and he's never mentioned the epstein files, i don't know if that's true

i look like that

>failed melee fight caves task because of forced logout
>failed dealing with the healers II when three of the healers didn't change their aggro despite me running up to smack them with a rapier
What a buggy shit ass game

>>536155871
rsn dear????

you own me then

>>536155973
Meriipu

>>536155968
>be shit
>blame the game
tale as old as pong

why do bpds take screenshots like that

>>536155976
fucking retard bitch that grill is not on

>>536156101
Oh yeah, it's player error to FORCE LOGOUT PLAYERS EVERY 6 HOURS?
Go try right now, hit the healers with melee, they'll just run past you to heal Jad.
You're rimming the jmods as we speak, aren't you? Really dig into those shit crusted assholes you STD ridden homofaggot.

you can have plugins warn you about getting nerd logged before it happens its 100% a skill issue

aaaaaaaaaaa

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

i am a lolicon i dont get excited over pictures like that

that thing that happened with the menaphite thug in las vegas was wild

how many zammy brews do i need for zolcano?

>>536156430
Why does a log out fail this particular task? Tell me the logic behind that, and explain how it has anything to do with "skill"?
You can log out for 10 years and all of your stuff is still exactly the way they were a decade ago, but somehow this one task out of the 600 just can't handle it, huh?

>>536156440
bitch eyes cocked like a pistol

mycockhurts

i cant do vard reliably with 150 ping there is just no time to react

midzy rwted katieys tbow just to gen this crap

tfw no bpdemon gf

dam i really need full blood moon to up my crab game.

>>536156937
wtf midzy thats despicable

>>536156784
whats her name

can someone 78 attack
82 strength
and 75 def take on the end game quest bosses and get a cape?
iron ofc

stop posting your pet gorilla it's not relevant to the thread

tfw bpdemon gf

>>536157665
no thats literally impossible

>>536157665
to the crab with you

cmon you all would have kept the tbow the only people who would have given the tbow back are the gigacucks like papamichael and meriipu stop pretending that youre better than midzy

>1hr doing slayer tasks
>go from 53 to 54
>-180k gold
I'M GONNA KMS

actually having a sense of ethics isnt "cucked"

i have 30b bank i wouldnt even need teh tbow i have one mysefl

d3k wouldve kept the tbow too but yall aint ready for that conversation yet

beybladee wouldnt have kept it because she cant trade with other accounts

>>536158993
beybladee is a piece of shit

theres no proof beybladee has any relation to d3k

this boss is crazy money

>>536158616
do wildy slayer dumbass

why does the collection log luck plugin want my IP address i've never had that popup for any other plugin literal fed shit

im type a

qrd on the ff14 drama? They banned erp guilds is that it?

>>536159159
it sends the information to a server that calculates it or something

>>536159159
that's why I didn't install it I couldn't think of a single good reason for it

>>536159283
*plarps in your mouth*

how do i hydra?

they really want you to feed all your shit into their discord server thats why it needs your ip

*raises hoof*
may i ask a question?

hell yeah 9 kc strangled tablet

https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/535760749/#535817936
what do we think chat is this toon who was erping with eel girl d3k

>>536159159
star miner plugin also needs a discord signup and to link a password but its legit and worth.

runescape player known by their in game name "beybladee" stalks, harasses and reports other players in game.

>>536157554
anikauwu

>>536159631
neigh away

please clap..

the only spooky were uploading you to our 3rd party server plugin i fw is the tog plugin

>>536159962
gz it's not that bad if u have something to listen to

>>536160068
yeah i got this great album recommendation from my bro papamichael

>>536159962
i dont clap for bondies

*lowers hoof*
I have strawberry/vanilla/chocolate ice cream which flavor should i go for

one scoop of each :)

oink oink

some girls are bigger than others ok

i need a fat bitch

>>536156784
emiru with bigger boobs

well at least she knows her whole life is fake

why do I have to talk to bert just for him to deposit sand in my bank
if he put notes in my inventory that would make sense but he literally puts it right in my bank wtf

DOING: monkeying around
LOOKING AT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_photographs_considered_the_most_important

>>536160997
that would be too op for a hard tier diary

>>536159151
idk how

does bert ever get sand up his you know what

>>536160997
just do your diaries

im surprised that bert didn't have a name that wasn't some kind of pun. Like Sandy or Bucket.

they call that the incel diary cape

>>536161225
if bondie

>buy a shit ton of cannonballs (a small amount is fine too you will make money to buy more no problem)
>if you have access to ancient magicks and ice burst/barrage buy a shit ton of ice sacks (you will still profit while using these so a small amount is fine too)
>buy blighted manta rays and super restores
>???
>profit

if ironmeme just do the same thing except for you have to make your own cannonballs and you can get blighted supplies from things like rogue thieving with the bots and wildy agility

600 soul rune from vard does that mean i got perfect kill?

s3ks

bondies just buy a shield left half for the hard fally like it's no big fuuuucking deal

runescape player "beybladee" please die

erm its the ardougne diary

you almost profit cballs doing wildy slayer if you do the singles bosses for spiders bears skellys and hellhounds but i didnt profit barrage sacks for some reason

why would any1 do wildy slayer when we have Konar?

im an iron and i have two shield left halves and havent even done the med diary yet

you can also afk gorvaks or whatever theyre called

my entire bank has come from wildy slayer while cannoning every task and bursting every applicable task idk what you're talking about but I can calculate how much I made from 1-99 here pretty soon

>buys 1b bank w/ bonds
ummm my entire bank has come from wildy slayer, git gud retard.

>>536161695
I think my biggest problem is I'm not really sure what kind of gear to run while in wildy because obviously you just run the best shit you can outside wildy because you don't lose them but Idk what cost efficient wildy slayer gear looks like.

im an ironaman skiller... the only thing i can do is sit at the mlm

>>536162450
are you retarded

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING MASRHSY VINE FOR 7 MINUTSE NOW

dodging the vardorvis spikes with 150 ping is nearly impossible

shut up about your 150 ping shut up shut uip shut up

>>536162195
genuine retard

>>536162270
I do slayer helm, regular mage arena cape (can do the upgraded one but its an extra 250k on your death cost and may or may not actually give you +1 max hit), occult necklace, blessing, thammaron's sceptre (a), mystic top, mage book, mystic bottom, bracelet of slaughter, lunar boots, ring of wealth. all in all it's about an 800k loss on death assuming no loot but you can bring that down by not using the thammarons until you get more comfortable and just wearing black d'hide over mystics

Been seeing more people jump from Rs to Ikov lately, its more active ngl.

pussy runey weed

Don't worry about dream mentor and kingdom divided. What quests should i focus on next?

d3k dommy mommy
meriipu doting oneechan
eel girl bratty imouto

Uh i joined the 4clan cc but there was just some guy spamming, is there a better one? i remember back inna we had osrg (im returning from 2012)

lots of people been making the switch to Ikov lately, it feels more alive.

>>536163000
thread clan is osg sis welcome back

>>536162809
Thanks, I'll give it a go.
if I die in the wildy with my cannon do I have to buy another one?

>>536163000
we use cc kys now

>>536162809
fake and gay

>>536163216
i dont get turned on by girls like this

complete destruction by shadowforce

me neither im gay btw

i fucking love big titties so much

rileypuppy w

>>536163000
4clan is the off shoot of the general threads clan "osg" 4clan members got banned from the main clan chat for spamming constantly and talking about their love for scat

>>536163143
as long as it's on the ground you don't have to worry about it it will just stay there. if for some reason it's still in your inventory and you're getting attacked just pray/brew up and set it up. if you forget what world it's on or it expires you can use a lassar teleport to grab it from nulodion.
get the player alarm and large logout button plugins too they help a lot

>>536163202
ok

really? my cock has been hard for an hour

i dont really understand the clan drama both of your chats are exclusively poop jokes can you just kiss and remerge

oh yeah set up one click teleports with menu entry swapper too

>>536163524
is the 4clan thing still belt and Marc Tile?

the only reason to join either of those clans is to try the members get muted/banned

>>536163626
holy smokes

I actually liked that one OP with the vampire girl having a blood fury buttplug thing. Do we have a sloppa anon?

2 smart niggas, yts hate to see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys0Il50gnjQ

based op though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mj776YiPCU

What skills should I start AFKing next after I get melee/def to 90?
Looking for shit I can do during work.
I've been trying to get the fish barrel but I'm 2x dry right now.

>>536164357
mining

>>536164118
karajaman science........ i kneel.......

and be sure to set up your ground loot filters to hide all the useless stuff you don't want to bother picking up, and I'd recommend setting up custom menu swaps with these settings to make things more comfortable.
sorry for kinda spamming but I love wildy slayer!!!

>>536164485
you sound cute thanks for spamming

>>536163545
>>536164485
thanks bro very appreciated.

i talked to a faladorian that wore buttplugs in public on discord but she trooned out and for some reason got into drag not surprising cause she was kind of messed up in the head but yeah

ok

i dont really interact with faladorians theres always something off about them

varrock women are loose and warm

>>536164429
stars or motherlode? I have my skilling outfit already.
Do you actually get anything out of leveling mining past quest reqs?
I'm broke as hell so I want to set myself up to be able to make some gp

>>536164973
stars

i would probably stick my dick in a bucket of warm ectoplasm yes.

>>536164973
if ur broke just do motherlode. then smelt into bars and make a ton of cash at giant's foundry.

me gearing up to write a scathing post about eel girl and decay

*burp* morty

im giving you 24 hours to get out of osg or else im pking you on sight

you couldnt pk a ham sandwich

stats lookin ok if i do say so myself
i should get back to questieing

need my ham sandwich pkd rn fr

ham is low tier meat anyways i eat gabagool

how come everyone else gets to post their stats but when i do it its "jarvising myself" and "secretly being d3k" its not fair

i dont care what they say im in love with you they try to pull me away but they dont know the truth

ive got some high tier meat for you

>>536165489
quick shot of the logs while i'm here
thinking i could use a little nap

Most profitable skill to do while fapping?
I always do wc because it requires least clicks, but I am almost 99 wc so I need something else

489 can post stats because she isnt being all sloppy and skanky with it

>>536165843
mine calcified rocks

whats wrong with being a sloppy skank

>>536165840
soon.

>>536165489
you dont even have base 2s dont say they look decent

rude

no one cares about my stats because im a dried up end game hag i wish i was a newcutie

i care

i negative care

ironmen be like let me get to 85 mining and 99 smiffing so i can get my full rune

thaiboy digital full rune unconditional. you can buy it from npc store btw

>>536166662
gay blast detected

Surely there's a better way to arrange my bank than to have fillers rape my bank slots right??

does anyone want to drink from the tears of guthix with me
captcha: hard mode toa

>>536167817
Click the + on the top left and make a new tab - you can position freely in there

>>536168341
It doesn't let me move stuff in empty spaces though

crushing xtcy in between my ass cheeks

>>536167817
your bank is bricked just drop everything and start again

>>536168821
fuck any kids today shenny mate

>>536168708
god i wish it was me

theres no better way to say im 30+ than saying you listen to bladee

>>536168951
as a pe teacher thats the only way the 7th grade girls pass my class

i never would have even heard about bladee if it wasnt for this general and im 30+

theres nothing wrong with being 30 it happens to everyone

who listens to bladee? d333cay? shes gone. beybladee? could be a coincidence and theres no proof she even posts here

ill never turn 30

d3k is 30

fuck me silly boys. i was 1k xp off 60

you can smell the desperation coming off eel girl rn its reminiscent of roquefort

eel girl won

jhnd is the only one preserving the white race itt, everyone else is an incel, a tranny or a childless (and by now probably infertile) 30 year old woman who listens to nigger rap music

im asian

only thing eel girl won is a ticket to the friendzone

im not interested in preserving the white race or birthing a child

>>536169778
>im asian
another indian cope
south asia does not count as asia it's india

im colourblind i cant tell adamntite and runite ores apart

im not indian im japanese

bladee really really sucks

>>536169857
lmfao

personally i get shaky when im about to kill vardorvis

This guide does not aim to represent any type of efficient gear progression. It is simply a way to sequence bosses in a way that allows you to do all of them roughly when your account is able to. To avoid falling into bottlenecks caused by unsustainable shortcuts, it recommends various levels and supply amounts before facing each new boss.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FjQD3gKQwFl8vTLe2Fzpa1pwqi5Bj4UDX8d7iJSv6-E

>>536170664
thank you

i am strong slaying demons with my dragon scim

the new duel arena is the most buggy trash pepiece of content in the game. NOTHING fucking comes close to how bad this shit is.

>>536171327
i can't play like that. I could if the chatbox could dissapear but not like this.

>>536171707
theres a plugin called fixed mode hide chat

guys guys
what if combat evolved?
you know to a state beyond what it is now

i w ouldbe so fucking mad if that happened

i tried out rs3 yesterday and whoever did that should be hanged

>>536171938
that looks ugly like you

yfw eoc passes poll cause reddit is dumb

cherry coloured 'braces and im making gp moves

eoc wouldnt pass because it would make the game harder reddit votes no to those questions

i now am on the sol hiscores

Behe got sponsors?

the fucks a vambrace anyway never seen or heard that word outside of rs

>>536170664
slight disagree to the progression. After moons it should be zul rah and slayer up to kraken for the trident.

d3k got sponsors

beybladee potted up and specced it out

>>536172630
baybladee is a mentally ill scumbag

why what did she do

>>536172043
it's not the worst idea if you set up auto bars and only manually use your special attacks. The problem is that manual is a big dps increase and incredibly gay.

>>536173161
yeah i didnt even try combat the fact that i spawned in burthrope after tut (tutorial) island was bad enough and then when i go to lumbridge i didnt even have to pay 10 gp to go to al kharid, there isnt even a gate separating muslims from lumbridge anymore

>>536173732
yeah but smithing is great and we have sovl ivy for woodcut

just kissed a frog

>>536174789
is it true you hang out with a mentally ill scumbag

>>536174789
are you and beybladee like you know uhh dating

>>536174838
its true if xhe hangs out with anyone osg related

i just got 44 berries from my whiteberry bush

ive got some dingleberries for you to harvest

>>536153880
Nice, hopefully you got some of those when they were 50+m

>>536175720
even better i got them when they were 70+

>>536156856
You can. Idk if this will help you, but try only moving 1 square on the ground spikes (twice) and don't focus on them. When I was learning i'd watch them too much and then miss the head flick near the end of the kill and die. It's fun once you get the hang of it

should we turn al kharid to dust

i dont know who any of you people are

Avernic Treads need to keep going down so I can soon slip my nice (clean) toes into a pair

Every day there's a new set of namefags I have to filter in this place.
Do you guys not get embarrassed about virtual gossip and e-chasing e-whores as 30+ y/o's

your parents wouldn't want to find out their sonny boy spends his 30s simping for random chicks he doesn't know on an anonymous forum for a 50 year old pixel game...
just jerk off and let the post crab clarity wash over you.

you must have like 3 posts in this whole thread visible

im 28 and my parents already loathe me

>>536176226
is that you in the jif

>>536156472
>>rapier
Hope they give it a slight buff after the Myreque series quest capstone. That thing looks way better than fang (dumb item idea in general desu). Fang and Saeldor are aesthetic

why would they loathe you

in gielinor the al kharidians built the wall to keep the faladorians out

>>536176407
Of course it's me

nobody would mind if one day they added dungeoneering to osrs without even asking just adding it and announcing it after

fear and loathing in cam torum

now playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QYxmpuyxg

>>536176040
i love how people tell me you can do something but they are playing with 30 ping
go and try doing even 10 perfect kills in a row i swear you wont be able to

oh we get it you live in the third world you play on 3g no one cares get starlink or something

i live in alabama and my ping is 150 at best

then do something else bro log off touch your cousin

>>536177261
>get starlink
you must be retarded american thinking that starlink gives you better ping, how does it feel to be a negro?

>>536177117
Okay well I probably cant do that, but I've done quite a few with like 110-130 ping and it's not bad. Once you get the hang of it you have several ticks to anticipate just about everything on Vard

this isnt counter strike ping doesnt matter that much

fuck off with that ignorant shit and that post will probably never get banned for racism

about to start spirits of the elid on 64 ping will i be okay

will i get banned if i use aimhacks at lms

>>536176226
>bots do high lvl pvm so pvmers are fucked while also using resources driving up low level resource prices like potions
we fucking lost bondsisters...........

is it possible to trade a bond from a main to ironman?

its funny watching reddit cry about the bots and not realize the way to fix the bots is a repeat of 07, in which they quit the game

whys that funny

im new to osg so from now on whenever you namedrop someone please include a short bio on them so i can get all caught up thank you

>>536178637
yes but you have to pay the 10% cuck tax after that just click and use it on your helmie

*fixes the bot problem without removing free trade*

lurk moar lazy tourist bitch

sex with d3k (my rsgf)

*lays plarp*

>>536161695
>>536162809
>>536163545
>>536164485
thanks again anon just did my first wildy slayer task and holy shit that was sooooooo much better. can't go back to normal slayer anymore.

watching bots go by me, very cozy

>>536179206
yeah thats totally gonna work just like youtube and UK

>>536180632
how is it not gonna work? it didnt work for uk because its a government policy not company policy, you vpn into ashwaganda and youtube doesnt care if youre kyc'd. in this case you vpn into ashwaganda and you still need to kyc because its a jagex policy. also ban all third worlders from making accounts because they dont bring any revenue anyway and now you cant pay 1$ to a jeet to make an account for you.

>>536177051
sad song

why do you retards keep pretending like you don't understand why the bot problem won't get fixed? I've told you a million times why it won't get fixed, because jagex likes it

ok then ban goldfarmers
and i dont want to hear no sob story about how their poor

shhhh youre all retarded

>>536177051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz_NxOF7RB4

there should be a lunar spell to make pie shells

superpie make

about to do wildy slayer if I get pk'd i'm never trusting this thread again

>>536179206
>their database gets hacked/leaked and now you cant make an account anywhere and you have to deal with all the shady stuff they used your info for
you need zkproofs or tees to safely implement something like this

First it was unofficial ironman content, then official trade locked iron, maxing iron, hardcore, maxing hardcore, ultimate iron, maxing uim, completing the collection log on uim, locked to morytania, tile locked, no hit inferno, and finally, we reach nirvana. The heroin of osrs content. Extreme one chunk. Nothing is more satisfying than seeing 600 hours of grinds compressed into 20 minutes.

goldfarmers won't be banned
bots will continue to only get a half assed effort at controlling them
the game is ruined for bondies, and irons just beg jagex to change the game to be easier constantly, or even just literally cheat with alt strats and megascales

integrity is dead

>>536182504
you will get pked 100% lol pkers use insta teleblock scripts

>>536180002
np anon buckle up it's gonna be a long grind unless you're already maxed with a venator bow and everything.

>>536182504
wow my shilling finally paid off I think you guys are the first ones to actually listen to me.
as long as you have your one click teleport and player alarm set up set up and you're paying attention you'll get away almost every time. just check your risk before going out and be sure to throw protect item on if you end up getting teleblocked. you'll make way more than you lose regardless so really don't worry about dying too much

>>536182504
th-thanks

I really want to know what retarded whale is spending tens of thousands on ingame gold like what the hell? you only need around 10b for everything and to max everything

some guy fought odablock like 30 times during his 500b series and he lost like 200b+ to him

>all the wealth is in pvpers
and banning the wildy and free trade is bad how?

you should be able to buy exp. 1 bil for a cool 1 mil exp

im on a sea troll diet i sea trolls i fight them lol

lol

>>536183929
5 dorra sucky sucky?

>>536183067
I don't mind losing the gear I usually run but when going to the spot while carrying the 1m worth of cannon+balls before setting up is the scariest part.
Can you set up the cannon while being hit if you end up getting caught off guard?

>>536183929
rsn?

no one cared who i was until i put on the helm

>>536184239
r1ver5 cu0m0

wth thats not my rsn

>>536184098
I only take 900 cannonballs for that reason, you're gonna need to resupply or tp away from a pker before using that many so no reason to take more. and yeah just brew up, protect mage and protect item, then set it up.

>>536184428
what is it?

i miss jaycutie

plarp tuah sleep on that thang!

>>536184527
gn

hoping for that 1 self kc on jaycutie

DO NOT REDEEEEM THE BOND WHY DID YOU REDEEEM IT

AIIIEEEEEE IT KEEPS JUMPSCARING ME

merrypoo goes to finnish steam bath houses to get topped by immigrants xhe doesnt need you

>>536185005
did you write that post

i clearly didnt

i did it guys are you proud of me

crickets

no construction outfit during construction? retard bought cape alert

rs3 catalyst league RAPES this shit

>>536185975
i dont even have a construction outfit

>>536183137
wow huge money! wildy slayer is so profitable!

what a dumbass wearing a quiver with a bow that doesn't use arrows

yeah he should wear his infernal

infernal? more like bussyfernal if you know what i mean

>>536153634
How do i join

>open efficient ironman guide
>close it after the first step

>>536187180
that doesnt matter anymore but good job not trooning out

you have to start female because all helmie are troons

wow that will be 3 years out of date next month

what is a female? is that type a or type b?

wish i started as a female

>doings
cutting magics
>listenings
this guy next to me in game vent about his work-related injury and how he retired at 24 years old and has too much money now

turn off that brown garbage

im bankstanding doing nothing and listening to the whirs of my computer

my computer makes a crunching sound as the fan ramps up and down when my cpu temp fluctuates between 70 and 71 C

i have an m2 proccy (processor) so my computer doesnt have a fan

>>536187589
I'm sorry anon...it's time to say goodbye...

lit my boy smells candle now its time to game

my candle is vanilla and i only light it when i want to erect my totem

Tuska is no longer part of Runescape

thats creepy why would you share that

im creepy

my arm hurts from picking my limpwurt root

wtf kind of flavour is boy smells for a candle

*i spray you with a hose*

Where is the J O H N T E N T

its the name of the company not the name of the specific candle unless im supposed to make some funny pretend boy smells

okay well its a weird name for a cnadle company but i guess thats not your fault

what if you let me drink from the hose aha

i hope osrs next area is indian themed

*i start throwing rocks at you from a respectable distance*

https://www.twitch.tv/aleks/clip/BraveSmallHawkOneHand-nqR_W9b4WFVhOCK6
smartest wowfag

ow ow ow ow

they should make a sexy man runey streamer that panders to the female gaze

savix will get an infernal cape by the end of the year

i mean if you guys are willing to watch me...

why did gnomemonkey do this

>>536188765
i actually saw a guy like that he had the camera kinda pointed to his groin area he was making a male version of that boob runescape streamer

>>536188835
tsn?

>>536188859
whoa mama hubba hubba

love the groin area

>>536188859
hes freaking ugly like this isnt even funny or cute who does he do this for

will we go dry

>>536188953
papamichael

>>536188859
his wife made him do it

i miss femboy tummy streams

Should I make amethyst darts for blowpipe or should I just make arrows for venator and scorching bow? Does anything even use blowpipe anymore?

idk why are you asking me

femboy tummy streams be like *cough* *burp* *5 year old boy voice*

stupid question just make what you need for your current grind

gnomonkey is cute

john dad moment

I have enough teaks to get to 83 con with 13 hours of mahogany homes but not enough money to make the planks...

i use mahogany planks cause im not a broke ass bitch

>>536189469
Do agility pyramid

just go rev caves or cg nigga

>>536189598
gz

jarvis who is that and should i be mad about not being invited to the party

im scared of rev caves i don't know how to escape

>>536189598
gz!

you probably can teleport out or run to an exit to leave

>>536189598
woman moment

slop house for now but at least i have ornate pool and jewelry box

gonna hit 99 slayer soon and there will not be a party

don't be sexist there's a lot of xers here

>>536189598
gz

im 5x dry on giant keys from obor...

>>536190016
i have a giant key for you little lady ;)

obor webm

we don't have obor in f2p

yes you do stupid

we dont have obor in vscape

wait you're right we actually do have obor in f2p

142 moss giant kills in wildy and I only got 1 mossy key...

wtf i got a ranarr seed that couldve been 150 giant keys

omg thats so unlucky

Brighter Shores RAPES this shit

why is this so fucking slow. game sucks

>>536191020
why do you type like a tranny

i cant stand when cowards cover their rsn

>>536191158
why project
>>536191161
covering someone else's you retard

>>536191158
false flag post

>>536191020
>inferno cape
>house is bare
yup bought it

>>536191545
i havent used my house until today lol

unc got a kid and is begging for attention on a 4chan thread oh my days i cant

@Grok list every rsn with 99 hp and 88 prayer, from that list isolate players with 20,026,660 magic experience

grok cant do that becuase its useless and cant parse information but i can do it because im smart and human

>>536191680
jealous?
>>536191751
lol..

I HATE FARM RUNS SOOO MUUUUUUUCCCHH AAAAAH

>>536191931
Supergrok can

you guys really play this game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO84B8_0TUU

then don't do them

i dont play this game

>>536192491
holy shit, that was crazy

i main highspell.com these days, just feels more active ngl

>>536192280
>300 bucks a month
so like 25 runescape accounts a month man i cant wait sit at vyres all day

>>536191020
>fence blocking pool

>>536192990
it's not blocking it though? it takes 2 ticks regardless of if the fence is there or not and the fence being there means im closer to the jewelry box when i hit the pool
confusing post

>>536193184
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/ul34t8/max_efficient_poh_layout_debate/
#1 is the best one you dont even have a nexus....

>reddit
you have to go back

nigga unironically posted a reddit link

>has fairy ring in house
>no portal nexus
>literally 1 teleport to canifis
>is making teleport tablets like a sweatshop worker despite having an inferno cape
bruh what the fuck

Never mind I don't want the johntent anymore

doing: Vorkath in pvp world
listening: Hiker Vanished in ALASKA. Only Backpack in Tree and One Boot Found — What Happened?

nofap counter: 1

>>536193528
holy SOVL

>>536193704
false flag post

then give me more J O H N T E N T

so we all agree that john dad is actually the best player here since he is the only one who got infernal cape?

nut did it on a weam so he is the best but john dad is without a doubt second best

Jarvis does what Groktendon't

>>536193352
i do have a nexus room, but i dont have the portal built yet. i don't even know how to use a portal nexus
happy now?
>>536193528
yeah. problem? how do you know my one portal is to canifis

he can smell the werewolves through the screen

oh the kharyll logo is on there nevermind it wasnt showing up on my map

when i made that canifis portal i had no idea how it worked. thats the first and only portal ive ever made

idiot you should have never told him he was using a shit layout

jarvis is normalfag shit

I'm feeling sleepy

>>536194352
i was just using this for a list of rooms that are useful because i have no idea what im doing

merrypoo..

why are you guys such assholes

runedle in two :)

jhnd is a cute noob with an infernal cape

>name dropping faggot number 2 woke up

yeah time to get off, thread unwatched.

swolebenji L

if you buy your infernal cape because you spent 42 days in game time trying to get it youre still a noob after you get it

when will swolebenji get his infernal cape

do i need to take a hammer and stake with me if i put count draynor in my nightmare zone roster?

>>536195004
its fine to just bring garlic
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Garlic

im nice to everyone i want us to all be friends

we can be friends if you aren't annoying and/or gay/lesbian/furry/pedo/reddit

im reddit i alos watch vtubers (hololive) am i welcome here

im gay and lesbian and lowkey a little furry

>>536195268
you could have just said annoying or pedo. you didnt need so many synonyms for the same thing.

tactical truth nuke

41%

can someone upload madseason's members only videos?

stop it :(

I forgot tranny damn!

>>536195268
you want to do yama with me? i suck btw

what do you suck

>>536195707
rsn?

>>536195751
just meet me at yama

I can't do Yama I'm a noob

wtf happened to my teletab

get in the instance (im only human)

>>536195803
??

yeah but these situations always end badly for me plus I'm done playing for tonight

am i just supposed to guess what world

do irons even harpoon sharks or just get them from temp and wint until they can do minnows?

eu pvp world

>>536196385
lol

blud wants the smoke

where would i want a ring of endurance outside of doing blast furnace?

I did it bros!!! First kill!!

>>536196605
gz

ive killed him thousands of time yet his seed still evades me

>Jagex
> let's make another vampire quest

>zanaris quests unfinished since 2006
>naw

They call me rune crafting Todd

it's where irons go to die after all

>>536196757
you should kill the corrupted hunleff he has better chance

will i be alright on 12 ping here?

omg

>>536196989
kills might be 10 minutes long but you should be good

me on the right

feet detected

>>536196996
wow gz

>>536196996
holy............

>>536196891
The playerbase just votes in the quest series they liked the most in 2008. The most popular series has historically been the vampyre series.

Pour one out for the Rise of the Red Axe, Fairy Tale, Temple Knights, Trolls, Pirates, Penguins, Round Table, etc. These quest lines are genuinely never getting finished.

remember when we got a new quest every other week? I do

>>536196284
Does anybody besides cloggers harpoon sharks?

>>536197220
yes ironmen who want to afk

>>536197240
That's what karambwans are for.

>>536197029
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffff*

we are watching this btw
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware

actually we are watching the new king of the hill

>>536197215
I do too, but learning that most of these quests were developed by interns explains a lot of the complete jank of 2005-2007 quests, and how some of them feel like they got made by mistake or had little-to-no thought put into them about theming or lore.
I'd like if they doubled the size of Ed's team and worked on finishing all the old questlines personally, but the team seems to prefer working on new content in batches.

actually we are watching 25 buttholes strim

>>536196605
tow in a row!!!

>>536197485
first few episodes are pretty cringe but it gets better
the soccer one was good with Dale and stuff

>>536197307
but you need sharks and karambwans to combo eat
they go together like a horse and carriage

Hi, my name is Thor. I've been in the games industry since 2004. I worked for Blizzard Entertainment, Amazon Games Studios, the United States Department of Energy, and now I own my own studio called Pirate Software. I'm a game developer, a hacker, and a giant nerd. Ask me stuff!

>>536197872
That's just a Hollywood myth, horses actually never pulled carriages it was always donkeys

me personally? Spirit of Summer

>>536198006
>horses
IS THAT A UMA MUSUME REFERENCE!!!! GOLSHIN GOLSHIN GOLSHIN GOL SHIN SHIIIIIIIIIIN

>>536198006
i always wondered how do carriages go downhill. like arent they going to outspeed the horses and roll over them? its not like they can go away since they are attached to the carriage

am I the only one who can never remember which wardrobe slot anything is in

remember when jagex used to troll players with shitty ideas now they put them in polls and the redditors add them to the game man

>>536198313
the connection between the horse and carriage is relatively rigid
the horse sets the pace
same as walking a red wagon down a hill

you just have to go kinda sideways across the hill instead of straight down it

>>536197458
Damn 7 year jagex employee in the making

>>536198083
I wish they brought back spirit of summer. Corp is just chilling in a random cave for no reason. Also it forces players in the wildy and it would be funny

Hills are also a Hollywood myth

didn't a lot of these quests get done in RS3?
wouldn't be very original

im watching a bit of a docuseries on the hills right now actually just finished the first episode

Jagex never gonna add the tzhaar quests

fight caves needs a quest before you can do it
would add more flavour

>>536198618
that and Summer's End were some of my favorite quests for that specific reason
felt dangerous and like the stakes were higher
wilderness clues are a close second but they're not the same

we don't have tzhaar in f2p

wow you know a lot about f2p can i see your stats

i'm maxed

is this one of the shotty ideas jagex should troll the playerbase with that redditors will help pass in the polls

omg she logged on

just started season one episode one of the bear but im all alone in vc :/

>>536198618
ummm what about my hardcore status, jagex cant do something like that

i dont want to be a girl anymore

congratulations you never were

you mean body type b?

ermmm body type has nothing to do with being a girl

I see why people hate ironmen now

why do epople hate ironmen

everyone hates me and wants me dead

d3k prolly gets coke (cocaine) for free

>gets gear all by my lonesome
>AAAAAAAAH I HAAATTEEE YYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>536198683
it's better than leaving them unfinished and untouched for years on end
game feels half-assed
although if they want to continue While Guthix Sleeps they will have to add The Chosen Commander and I'm here for it

>>536199681
wait people actually played rs3????

I get coke (soda) for free
doctor says I'm morbidly a beast

if you aren't a scrub then you've played rs3 yes

only slugs play rs3 youre all slugs

>>536199960
shut up connor o malley

>>536199420
have you tried being less annoying and/or gay/lesbian/tranny/furry/pedo/reddit

im half gay and maybe a smidge furry

>>536200012
have you?

>>536199901
is there no better way of getting headless arrows other than just making them yourself? this shit is ass

yeah I don't even have to try I'm just that cool

>I dont want rs3 shit in my game
meanwhile

>>536200665
most of osrs content is rs3 content

>look up rs3 lore
>big gay girlpower girlbossing queen slay woman power created the universe
yeah that tracks

>>536168615
bank tag layouts

>>536200973
inventory setups is 10x better plugin

>>536200973
>bank tags
2023 called, they want their plugin back

>>536200973
>he doesnt have potion storage
LOOOOOOL

>>536201296
its clearly a bondie

what's a bondie

>>536201378
someone who really really loves james bond

>>536201378
a non ironman account because they can sell bonds for gp

well which is it

the james bond one obviously

>>536200973
>dragon sword

he meant to say blondie like the brownie he just forgot the L

well if you can't tell then just go back to plebbit where you have to put /s after every sentence so retards know it's a joke

>>536201548
/s

you type like a bondie

>>536201495
SOVL

how many cocks raids would it take me to get a dragon hunter crossbow?

bondies are second class citizens compared to us Iron Chads
all updates should be iron pandering

do i have autism if i refuse to level up thieving as my highest skill because it would make my character a bad guy since stealing is bad?

17.25 raids exactly

bondie falseflagging, you could never actually imitated the aura of an ironGOD

>>536201773
irons can't be chads since they don't pvp (the real endgame)
have you ever seen an iron tribrid pk? I didn't think so
Even Torvesta has to stick to helmie content since he's washed now lmao

>give good suggestions to anon asking about bank organizing
>nooooo you cant do it like that reee
>but nevermind actually making that suggestion in the first place

despite not hypersweating I am playing the game mostly correctly and for some reason people dont like that

>pvp
https://www.rpsgame.org

>>536202041
she breasts

>>536201928
PKers are the lowest form of life

silence helmie

>>536201928
jagex literally named one of the best armour sets in the game after torvesta, hes not even remotely washed.

How do I do Wilderness Slayer as an Hard Core Iron Man?

torags existed long before torv

you talk to Krystilia like a real man I promise she won't bite (maybe)

>>536202437
torags???????????????????????????
im talking about torva are you retarded

>>536202471
can I ask her to bite?

>>536202437
kek

we don't have torva in f2p

>>536202569
only if you're prepared to lose your hardcore status aka virginity

>>536202578
its not fucking funny

then why am I laughing

>>536202778
brain deficiency

@grok is this tuff

>>536201773
Ironplebs are second string to the real UIM gods.

weam weam weam I said weam weam weam

>>536203421
Why are you trying to force that meme so hard?

that's what your girl said when I weamed my helmie into her bondie

call that Hardcore Status
Uhh lookadaflickadawrist uhh

*dabs*

>>536203769
i love stefan

I don't know who that is sorry mate

i know

>>536203226
UIM are just irons with mental illness

57 herb for fairy rings thats like early lategame on an ironaman

ironmen are just irons with mental illness (I have an iron)

spicy brew boosting is so fuckign FUUUUNNNNNNN!"!!!!!!!!

remember boys mixing all the cleaners beneath the sink is how you make a sara brew IN REAL LIFE

how can you call yourself a devout saradomin follower if you dont drink bird poop and twigs

is an ironaman just a helmie that's mexican

>>536205962
>remember boys
this ones actually for all the threadgirls

Do you want to know how I got these scars?
I'm the IRon MAn. HEHEHEHEHEHE

>>536206113
>threadgirls
is that what they're called these days?
I'm gettin old man sheesh

>>536206073
wdym slurpin that shit rn *guzzles brew*

call me the wise old man cause this is my swan song
uhhh yeah uhhh yeah

thats a good one can i steal it?

only if you're 99 thieving

and not annoying and/or gay/lesbian/tranny/furry/pedo/reddi/

can we talk about me nobody has talked about me in weeks

okay can i talk about you who are you

why would you want people to talk about you that would make me self-conscious and/or paranoid

wow you dont have to be rude

buddy if that was rude I'm jealous you've lived an easy life pal

i aint got not pot to piss in

Holy fuck check this out guys

what am i checking out

wow gz

I thought godswords were supposed to be 40-50m wtf

>>536207391
bondie, doesn't count

*ahem*
4chan lvls?

when the coffin has 6 monkfish<<<<

you'll shit bricks when you hear the price of an ags ahuehuehuehue

>>536207578
wow gz

>>536207545
I am a helmet, but what gives you the impression I'm a bondie?

>>536207845
using post-gwd gear to kill gwd bosses, not disabling GE prices, looks very bondlike

>>536207845
my inexperience at the game

he's just mad he didn't get the drop

shes just mad she didnt get the drop

body type b's just mad body type b didn't get the drop

if somebody bought my useless ge junk I would be able to afford a zcb or half a tumtum

>>536207954
I didn't even know toggling the prices was a thing until you mentioned it. As for the gear, I am just using the best stuff I have for my greater demon task.

that's great anime poster but you still posted anime which is unacceptable even if she's wearing a cross

shoutout to world 306 wintertodt for still being the most based place in all of osrs I wish the rest of the game was like this

just checking again if anyone wants my 2051 lantern lenses theyre actually worth over 80k gold pieces in total

not to lantern lenses mog you but i have 25062 lantern lenses so adding another 2051 lantern lenses wouldnt even be noticeable to someone like me

I have over 9000 potatoes and no you can't have them

okay wahtever ill just drop them on the floor then shall i just toss them aside like theyre worth 0 gp

another lonely night in an empty cc sigh

its empty becuase were in the cord watching pride and prejudice 2005

Can someone recommend me a cheap set up to go on God Wars dungeon?

It's my fist assignment there and I am little overwhelmed. I just want all mobs to be neutral to complete my task in peace.

>>536208687
ill buy it

>pirate acting like he came up with the solution himself
classic

dont care im jerking off

poggers! i got 80 attack

>>536212002
proof?

crazy how niggas actually watch streamers and theyr itt too, i never met those types even on the internet

i donate 23 chits per day to my streamer just to hear him read my name

>>536212092
wow youre really prety ahaha whats your rsn

>>536212109
im at the gooncrab thats all the proof you need

hallowed sepulchre is SO FUCKING BAD holy fuck i hate being dry on the ring

>>536212092
wtf is this retard wearing

your fathers old britches nigga

holy fuck im so drunk ntpjxx d fighting crab

>>536213091
what of it, nigger?

>>536213885
you look ridiculous

>>536214037
it's called soul

i dont think theres any soul in wearing that many nuscape items

bait

if i was bait would you take me

id feed you to an anglerfish and then eat the anglerfish thus consuming you and making you part of me forever

oh id take you all right

take me where what about the aquarium can you take me to the aquarium

um yeah sure

does anyone love me most ardently

i love you most ardently shawty

>>536216360
no

>>536189598
Gzzzz

New PB, almost to the grandmaster time.
:3

>>536217289
ok

>>536217289
gz btw what does your rsn mean

Should I skip spiritual creature tasks?

>>536217289
Impressive. Very nice.

>>536218296
It's an obscure /a/ meme.

just exposed my shit on r/osggonewild

>>536219507
sorry not into scat

top post on osggonewild

>>536219946
BRREEEAAASSTSSS

since you asked, I just found out you can pull dragonstones from bags full o' gems at a good rate
I thought the wiki was saying the pull gives 40x of one time of gem, with 1/200 chance for dragonstone {would be very stupid if true, no?}
but now that I have some I need to get 80 crafting. currently 60. since you asked. might do some. might do some. uhhh, I don't have many bastaffs...

>>536219442
about as obscure as merrypoos ahole, everyones seen it

>>536219946
yeah I'd cum inside him

sorry replied to the wrong post
>>536220279
>>536220406

can you try to act normal while nut bladder is here please

>rune spear
nigga this could have been a unique what the fuck

I'm gonna get my ghostly robes today I remember how cool they were when my friend got them on release but I never figured it out.

>tfw i can farm vorkath consistently
i'm starting to make it bros?

>took jagex 24 years to complete the desert quest series in rs3
wow i cant wait to get lap dance from amascut in 2034

I don't get how we are getting sailing before menaphos.

menopause usually sets in towards your 50s

86 wood chopping

>>536223459
gz

i want to sail to japan...

>>536155968
Lol I also had the healers go back on jad even after they pathed towards me. This is unique to fight caves, never happened in inferno.

farkin friday innit everyones out with their gfs

>>536219946
john dad can you stop sharing these she sent them to you only

yeah just turnt this to 2.7M on my irohcan

>>536212092
....you're seriously wearing that...?

is farming the salad blade really necessary or am i better off with the nally?

Hear me out.
Max cape styles the same as it is now.
Trimmed max cape is the same but blue and can only be worn with 99 in all stats AND 99 sailing.

we don't have max cape in f2p

this is how d3k reminds me of what i really am... its not like her to say sorry i was waiting on a different story, this time im mistaken for handing her a heart worth breaking

>>536226520
what complaints do you have?

>>536226751
saeldor is only better than nally at tob and moons so I'd say skip it if you are bored of cg.

>>536228038
I mean just look at her...seriously just fucking ugh...

we love nickelback here.

>>536228273
better?

>>536228119
how it it better at tob?

>>536228481
tummyy........ hmmm...... yummmy...............

>>536228761
are you mentally retarded

>>536228481
how much?

need some raw guppy if you know what i mean

>>536228481
bucket wife..

>>536228968
can you trim chainbody?

>>536228761
More convenient to be 4t at verzik

>>536228879
I did tob once

>>536229078
havent done it but cant you like step back when you attack at the same time so that attacking pulls you in and you dodge the cabbage

Goldman mode - Ironman but with sell-only access to the GE

shieeeeeettttt waddafug up wit dis drop table ya feel me

speak english you dark person

Pirate Software is DESTROYING Oldschool Runescape! (seriously)

okay ill watch that one

nvm its just some cringy 3k sub channel making a meme video

>varlamore is based of romans
then why is shit look like aztec shit what fuck

>>536229953
did that guy start playing rs? Isn't he a bit late to the party?

The aztecs is what remained of the western roman empire, but we aren't ready for that conversation.

>>536230806
They merged two concepts. Isn't that whacky and unheard of?

>>536231010
when did they cross the sea anon?

does this thread do raids or anything?

>>536230935
he's playing osrs now, troonscape 3 is dead

rsn: 3600

is at crab and claiming to be in prison on a cell phone playing rs. How can I get this guy banned / muted?

sounds based, youre a faggot for trying to get him banned

nah fuck him.

weamin and dreamin but oh man do i wont to be done collecting these gems

I love component scape guys I love when the boss drops a part of the weapon instead of the weapon out right so fucking fun.

i hate components. I got 3 rax leg middles and 2 eyes but nothing else in like 400 kills.

>>536231849
I too love the noxious blade and several ballista pieces that are stranded in my bank.

im sitting on godsword parts and voidwaker parts rn

sitting on a totem rn ama

ironman but you can pick up items that other players drop with no relation to you

is sire still complete ass? i remember last time i tried to fight the boss its defences made the boss so unfun to fight. i havent tried after the changes and the addition of the wgs demonbane weapons

the wiki dry calc is now telling me its time to make a reddit post

when is rs4?

you're playing it

do you need help deciding what memes to include in your dryness reddit post

im not making a reddit post instead ill probably just go cry or something

*PPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

look at it this way the more dry you are the less probable it will be that you continue to go dry

guy in my clan got his dwh at 23k last week.

i have the same chance of getting it every kc

>there is a nonzero chance that I could go my entire lifetime without seeing the drop
what the hell

>>536235173
It's not really a realistic chance though.

>>536235173
yeah if you don't play

>>536235173
anything over 1/1000 yeah u might never see it

got my tidal charm first prince naz kill so not sure what u're on about

>>536235173
theres also a nonzero chance your dna instantly degrades and you die immediately

>>536236468
>>536236468
>>536236468

d3k sucked my worm from the back