/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:54:07 AM
No.536168989
straight normal thread
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:54:17 AM
No.536169003
>>536169214
meow
This place reeks of failure...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:55:18 AM
No.536169113
>>536173598
>>536176446
I am so unbearably lonely and hopeless
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:55:39 AM
No.536169145
>>536169414
>>536171368
>>536168875
His child form is definitely a bottom though.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:56:17 AM
No.536169214
>>536191006
>>536169003
stop you are not the super kawaii nyeko knyaight (whom is A tier on the built4bbc tierlist)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:56:19 AM
No.536169216
>>536169383
Shiftyduck I will protect you from our teammates awful decisions
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:56:26 AM
No.536169230
>>536171886
>>536168809 (OP)
>Me reviving the cute Wylder main by telling him he can do anything he wants to me after
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:56:38 AM
No.536169250
>>536169420
gg hotdog, that sure was an endurance match
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:58:00 AM
No.536169383
>>536169216
shiftytroon doesnt listen to anyone xhe will run off alone to a church across the map
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:58:13 AM
No.536169414
>>536169526
>>536171368
>>536169145
If you ask him, he'll take whatever form you prefer.
https://files.catbox.moe/re9hzz.mp4
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:58:25 AM
No.536169420
>>536196386
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:59:33 AM
No.536169526
>>536171368
>>536169414
Depends if I feel like being top or bottom, I guess.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:00:42 AM
No.536169634
>>536169705
>>536169942
Alright 1/3 ERG doggo maxing only accepting people that break all the chairs in the roundtable
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:01:23 AM
No.536169705
>>536169634
I'd join with pleasure, but...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:01:33 AM
No.536169721
ggs raider and ironeye
i still dont know the tell for when to stop attacking i fucking blasted him with the crossbow and might have oneshot one of you
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:03:50 AM
No.536169942
>>536169634
i leave one to jump on top of and sit on
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:04:01 AM
No.536169961
>>536170113
>>536170251
This fight is very easy if everyone just takes it slow and stocks up on dmg negation. The lunge is really easy to punish and when heβs doing his 3 ground slashes if you can get close then you can wail on him for free.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:04:48 AM
No.536170037
>>536169084
this rev reeks of my cum
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:05:18 AM
No.536170069
>>536170369
Dog is easy but fun
They found their old form somewhat after 3 incredibly shit bosses
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:05:38 AM
No.536170105
Birdbros... I fumbled in front of the hoes......
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:05:43 AM
No.536170113
>>536170718
>>536169961
every fight is easy with stacked damage negation
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:06:10 AM
No.536170160
I dont like being oneshot on raider
>>536169961
>stocks up on dmg negation.
you're a funny guy, anon. You mean you aren't offered star showers on walk and blood loss from crit? You mean to tell me you DON'T choose guard counter passives as a class with no shield? How silly of me. I should've taken the dmg reduction passives that were never offered to me.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:07:10 AM
No.536170271
holy shit ggs raider and wylder. I almost threw that somehow, never went to that side on crater and ended up dying and not even getting my souls back lol
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:07:16 AM
No.536170284
>>536173954
This is one of the best fights in the game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:07:51 AM
No.536170343
>>536170251
>having luck this bad
name? so I can block
Sludge why the fuck were you buffing him? You fucking nigger, I'm gonna put you on the fucking list
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:08:06 AM
No.536170369
>>536170069
yep dog is top tier together with fulghor maris wouldve been there too if not for the storm ruler i just want new moves
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:09:00 AM
No.536170439
>>536170251
for me it's dragonwound on dragon communion
a necessary passive that carries on every fight
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:09:14 AM
No.536170469
>>536170251
I mean if you open many chests, you should at the bare minimum find white weapons with damage negation at full and low hp and fire negation.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:09:38 AM
No.536170514
>>536170595
im gonna bring a pulley crossbow just to oneshot my team
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:10:29 AM
No.536170595
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:10:39 AM
No.536170615
Successive attacks negate damage my beloved
I'm always excited when I find one
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:10:43 AM
No.536170621
>>536170364
shiftybaby nooo
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:11:06 AM
No.536170662
>>536170714
gg wylder and raider, I almost trolled for a second there, my bad
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:11:13 AM
No.536170675
>>536170779
>>536170941
>fight death rite birb
>wylder 3bars somehow
>raider keeps trying to rez him
isnt it better to just let people die and come back, focus on boss?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:11:34 AM
No.536170714
>>536170662
gg sorry for jobbing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:11:35 AM
No.536170718
>>536170113
I mean crabs, purple perfumes and the crimson whorl since it takes the stress out of the hoelstor attack.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:12:16 AM
No.536170779
>>536170873
>>536170675
yeah but they'll ragequit if you do that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:13:10 AM
No.536170873
>>536170779
we need a sloptuber to add that to the "TEN THINGS YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT NIGHTREIGN" shorts or something
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:13:56 AM
No.536170941
>>536171007
>>536170675
how do you 3bar to deathrite bird
just stand under or behind him
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:14:11 AM
No.536170961
>>536170364
sludge likes throwing games for some reason
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:14:42 AM
No.536171007
>>536171098
>>536170941
I play with randoms, they'll die to anything
just cancel the heolster move with your ulti
>b-but i cant
pick a better character
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:14:49 AM
No.536171021
>>536171138
>>536170364
I buffed him once then the wylder hit him to 3 stack. The only other time I buffed him was when both of you were down because I was near ult to Rez you two. Itβs ok not understanding basic strategies though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:15:42 AM
No.536171098
>>536171007
>randoms
that makes sense. sorry for your games.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:16:06 AM
No.536171138
>>536171021
I wasn't even in the run. Just shitposting for the love of the game. gg
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:16:14 AM
No.536171148
>>536171376
>>536171518
>>536171017
it's easy to dodge though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:16:54 AM
No.536171215
>>536171017
the chain spin before the buff stance is what you should be cancelling howeverthoughbeit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:16:56 AM
No.536171227
>>536171280
>>536171347
Sludge did you block me?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:17:29 AM
No.536171280
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:18:10 AM
No.536171347
>>536171853
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:18:25 AM
No.536171368
>>536169145
>>536169414
>>536169526
Miquella is a top. This is how he brings compassion to you. By enforcing it. And cumming in you.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:18:28 AM
No.536171376
>>536171148
tell that to the people i see always dying to it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:18:53 AM
No.536171409
>>536171017
Just roll forward when you see the fissures. It's legit way easier to dodge than his unreadable fakeouts and his triple ground slam frame trap that you have to sprint away from.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:19:04 AM
No.536171427
>>536171017
exe can just parry the final hit and take 0 damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:19:35 AM
No.536171478
So when you die die after being Near Death you lose all your Gaol stacks? Every time? That's 100% guaranteed? I feel like I've had some disastrous solo runs where I stacked gaols and wiped but still had them at the end
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:20:09 AM
No.536171518
>>536171670
>>536171679
>>536171148
Whatβs the timing? Iβve honestly never been able to get it consistently and would rather just item or straight up two hand guard through it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:20:17 AM
No.536171535
when you upgrade a shield, its elemental defenses also get an upgrade or does it just get a better guard boost?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:20:22 AM
No.536171543
>>536171725
>>536171763
I've come to realize the only reason to play Recluse is to have an excuse to use Comet Azur and powerwash the boss, which Revenant and Duchess can't really replicate.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:21:41 AM
No.536171670
>>536171518
The part you're dodging is the outward wave after the glowing cracks. So when you see the cracks roll towards him. If you're far away, you might have to wait for the first sight of the explosions.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:21:48 AM
No.536171679
>>536171518
be I just stay at mid-range and roll when I hear the high pitched noise
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:22:16 AM
No.536171725
>>536172314
>>536171543
Comet kinda feels shitty in bosses jump halfway across the map every 0.1s game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:22:20 AM
No.536171738
>>536171857
>>536169084
need an erg gf that looks like this
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:22:39 AM
No.536171763
>>536171543
meteorite of astel too but that never drops
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:23:35 AM
No.536171853
>>536172629
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:23:36 AM
No.536171857
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:23:52 AM
No.536171886
>>536169230
marrying this doll
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:25:02 AM
No.536171989
I wanna spank Recluse.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:27:03 AM
No.536172180
i would be loyal to duchess but id secretly be going insane seeing recluse around the hold all the time
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:27:21 AM
No.536172210
>>536172359
>>536172482
wheres the battle pass you guys said this was like fortnite
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:28:31 AM
No.536172314
>>536171725
Yeah but occasionally Adel starts snacking on someone or the boss gets staggered and crit, which opens it up. Being set up perfectly doesn't happen often but it's funny when it does.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:28:38 AM
No.536172330
>>536168302
15 feet is definitely Primarch level lol
Although Iβm not really sure how accurate it is for him either. He always struck me more as 10~ feet
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:28:51 AM
No.536172359
>>536172210
this is a gacha game actually
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:29:45 AM
No.536172450
>>536173954
*SQUUUUUUAAAAAAWWWK!*
*Shits on the street*
*Dies*
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:30:09 AM
No.536172482
>>536168809 (OP)
>no dialogue to hammer home the point
Gay.
>>536172210
You have to beat all the bosses to unlock it sorry buddy.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:31:41 AM
No.536172629
>>536171853
you play like shit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:33:41 AM
No.536172828
>>536173032
>>536173204
>[Guardian] Improved Mind and Faith, Reduced Vigor
>Decreases vigor by 6, increases mind by 22 and faith by 38
>Currently bugged to affect arcane instead of faith
step aside executies, your new arcGOD is here
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:35:51 AM
No.536173032
>>536172828
>get 50 something arc
>it doesn't even matter because arc is useless
Nerf the gaol relic to 3% per gaol
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:37:26 AM
No.536173204
>>536172828
ah yes, the ripple crescent build
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:38:48 AM
No.536173332
>>536173540
>>536173091
Never happening.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:40:01 AM
No.536173442
>>536173091
Still a mandatory slot desu
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:41:03 AM
No.536173540
>>536173332
what does your image have to do with your post
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:41:40 AM
No.536173598
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:45:01 AM
No.536173954
>>536174431
>>536170284
you look like that therefore we fuck now *bends you over*
>>536172450
he said this and did this btw. i was there.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:49:44 AM
No.536174431
>>536176729
>>536173954
I don't want to have sex with you
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:49:46 AM
No.536174435
>>536173091
keep the gaol relic as-is but replace every gaol boss with Ancient Dragon and Death Rite Bird
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:51:31 AM
No.536174585
>>536174956
>erg Guardian
>uses ult to kill trash enemies or revive single bar allies
>doesn't take "Guarding attracts enemies", but spends the entire boss holding guard anyway
>does 0, that's right ZERO, damage
>dies anyway because he is using an upgraded starting shield
Why are they like this?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:52:35 AM
No.536174684
>>536173091
6~9% more damage from one line is still huge from something that's active all the time.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:53:42 AM
No.536174779
>>536173091
people would still use the relic but it needs a nerf yes
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:54:08 AM
No.536174808
>>536175097
Birdbros... the dog... I c-can't......
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:54:20 AM
No.536174827
>>536175305
All in all, good run lads. Had a lotta fun! Sorry about that gaol mixup, i could've sworn i grabbed the key? Also not a single golden drop
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:55:40 AM
No.536174956
>>536175084
>>536174585
>does 0, that's right ZERO, damage
nothing fixes this though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:56:29 AM
No.536175037
>>536175305
Nice try Raider/Guardian. We all seemed to have terrible weapon luck that round. I took a bunch of spell passives and I only ever had 1 staff drop with pebble and gavel, so I was basically tickling the guy with the daggers I had.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:57:11 AM
No.536175084
>>536174956
take a rot weapon and stop whiffing guard counters
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:57:19 AM
No.536175097
>>536174808
so much for putting the ladies at ease
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:57:57 AM
No.536175151
how 2 chair 4chan help
im the only cis woman in this general. grim.
sage
8/22/2025, 4:59:29 AM
No.536175285
>>536176147
>>536175167
>cis
your not a woman, just a faggot
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:59:39 AM
No.536175305
>>536179272
>>536174827
>>536175037
We'll get him next time for sure buds.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:00:51 AM
No.536175412
>>536175167
>grim
Grave even.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:02:14 AM
No.536175556
>>536176115
>five runs
>still havent beaten dog
Starting to think I might be the problem here.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:02:41 AM
No.536175593
>>536175760
gg another downers 3wyld
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:04:13 AM
No.536175760
>>536175593
>downers
downless*
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:05:16 AM
No.536175862
what would the Duchess + Ironeye + Recluse team comp be named?
>>536175556
what's this character's name
at the start of the game I assumed he was the eponymous hollow knight but that's obviously not true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkcRnBAxXiU
Nip solos Everdark Libra at LV1 as Guardian with starting weapons
What the fuck
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:08:47 AM
No.536176147
>>536175285
you dont know anything. im just as woman as your mother, but half the weight.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:10:11 AM
No.536176276
>>536176115
"Little Ghost" I think or maybe "Lost Vessel?" It's been a few years.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:12:03 AM
No.536176446
>>536169113
You get used to it. You're better off alone. People will just let you down and leave, anyway.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:15:06 AM
No.536176712
>>536176883
>>536175167
That's not true. There's at least 2. I think there's also only like 2 trans girls too.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:15:21 AM
No.536176729
>>536174431
It wasnβt a question nor a choice *shoved it deeper*
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:15:37 AM
No.536176759
>>536176912
>>536177153
Channel your inner turk, get in that dogs ass. Itβs a much easier fight if you just stay on the dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:16:52 AM
No.536176883
>>536176712
>trans girls
Those are called men.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:17:11 AM
No.536176912
>>536176759
dodging in melee is always easier
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:19:44 AM
No.536177153
>>536176759
>Turk
Youβre thinking ofβ¦ uhhhh idk but not roaches
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:20:11 AM
No.536177201
>>536176141
actual psychopath behavior. what compels someone to do such a thing. spite? it's probably spite.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:24:38 AM
No.536177545
gg doggies duchess/bird. no note.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:31:45 AM
No.536178143
>>536178582
>every time I queue with randoms thereβs always a deadweight Ironeye
Itβs insane that the class that has the built in item discovery perk always has 4 empty slots at the end of a run
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:32:39 AM
No.536178227
I played ED Augur once and now I'm tired. I require a big strong nightfarer chest to lay upon while I nap.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:36:53 AM
No.536178569
>>536180313
base eld3n ring just updsted, what is it?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:37:06 AM
No.536178582
>>536184307
>>536178143
Lol. Block? For the name list
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:37:15 AM
No.536178592
>>536176115
He's just "the knight" i believe
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:37:27 AM
No.536178607
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:38:14 AM
No.536178673
>>536199696
>>536173091
Gaol ability isn't actually the problem here.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:39:39 AM
No.536178779
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:41:31 AM
No.536178940
>>536179243
>>536173091
Cut the xp of field bosses and make the loot pool even worse. I'm so fucking tired of the autistic grind of chaining boss to boss to boss and ignoring 80% of the content unless it is expressly on the way and not a smaller locale.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:44:01 AM
No.536179162
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:44:02 AM
No.536179165
>>536184307
C-caawwww...
*wheezes and dies*
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:44:28 AM
No.536179197
>>536181462
GGs Ironeye/Duchess. Feels weird getting damage negation at low HP, negation on taking damage, and negation while casting and being tankier than if I'd played Wylder or Raider.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:44:55 AM
No.536179243
>>536178940
depths is what you want
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:45:06 AM
No.536179264
>>536179504
>>536175167
what character do you main
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:45:11 AM
No.536179272
>>536175305
We didnt. We had a great run tho good shit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:47:55 AM
No.536179504
>>536184954
>>536179264
Nta but wylder
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:48:00 AM
No.536179508
everdog rotted woods 2/3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:50:21 AM
No.536179756
>>536185092
Imagine how much more popular Executor would have been if he were a woman.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:50:30 AM
No.536179770
whoever claimed the counter-damage buff doesn't activate if you hit him with holy was wrong, it's any damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:53:03 AM
No.536180000
>>536180043
>>536180095
Is it even worth trying to play around Gladius' buff mechanic instead of just attacking nonstop and hope you don't get clipped?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:53:37 AM
No.536180043
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:54:08 AM
No.536180095
>>536180216
>>536180000
why did they even add that retarded buff?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:54:58 AM
No.536180179
>>536180367
I wish there was a way to say "I'm going to kill the moth, don't follow me it's a waste of time."
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:55:23 AM
No.536180216
>>536180475
>>536180095
His moveset isn't bullshit enough, so they just ramped up the damage to compensate.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:56:23 AM
No.536180313
>>536178569
They patched bow glitch aka pvpers would use Eclipse Shotel for Deathblight and have its status effect be transferred to a bowβs ash of war
Except the glitch is still in the game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:57:01 AM
No.536180367
>>536180179
i ping the person and then ping where i'd be going after the moth. usually works.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:58:09 AM
No.536180475
>>536180216
I disagree. The radius on his big slash is unintuitive garbage, and basically every time I've gone invisible, I still get charged and die. Not to mention that while you can inflict rot and poison, it immediately dissipates for some reason?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:00:25 AM
No.536180676
>>536180442
>wojak pfp
lmfao. no
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:03:21 AM
No.536180926
>>536181209
>>536181434
is the gladius buff permanent?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:04:52 AM
No.536181063
>>536180442
nigga wants to be the next mush so bad
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:06:22 AM
No.536181209
>>536180926
Lasts 18 seconds not that it matters since the boss always ends the βbaitβ phase with a spinning sword Shockwave that kills anyone who gets clipped by it because it 3+++ damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:07:17 AM
No.536181302
>>536181379
so... is augur good now?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:07:40 AM
No.536181343
>>536185092
Bros I just had an ad show up for an AI asian gf with massive titties, she's absolutely gorgeous... Should I date the robot?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:08:05 AM
No.536181379
>>536181302
Nope. Storm Ruler fights are fucking boring after the initial spectacle.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:08:31 AM
No.536181434
>>536180926
fortunately no. several of his attacks both as 3dog and 1dog however do such immense damage that even without the buff you're more than likely going to get nuked from full hp if you get hit by it. You need some form of damage mitigation passive for that fight over damage passives. fire negation, successive attacks dam negation if you hit fast, etc.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:08:49 AM
No.536181462
>>536179197
those are some weird-looking hands
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:12:10 AM
No.536181794
Gladius is filtering me HARD
His attack strings are just brutal, if he rollcatches you once you're dead, every single followup will be a rollcatch
I'm not letting him buff and he's still raping me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:15:22 AM
No.536182126
>>536182254
Gladius is the fun fight with Guardian, you can tank so much of his high damage bullshit and a lot of his moves keep him in halberd counter range with generous openings. plus you can ult to let the party tank his sword and charge aoes, had a great fight with him.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:15:56 AM
No.536182164
What I hate the most is when he blitzkriegs through the entire arena with his sword. You really can't see that one coming
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:16:59 AM
No.536182254
>>536182502
>>536182126
Is anything unblockable?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:17:28 AM
No.536182295
>>536183080
Agheel pisses me right off without fail every fuckign time the fucker spawns. Fucking jumping on high ass ledges and shit on top of the usual time stalling bullshit that tons of field bosses do in this game for whatever reason (black knife swooshing, wolf jumping, cavalry running away)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:19:08 AM
No.536182434
>>536182679
>play ds1 for the first time
>lucky black knight drop
>game is easy now
>can buy infinite twinkling titanite at anor lando
>finish getting my my black knight halberd to plus 5
>beat ornstein and smough first try
miyazaki blesses me
I have to say this game is exactly like elden ring's DLC
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:19:55 AM
No.536182502
>>536183756
>>536182254
you'll take chip damage but steelguard eats it all, I also had the firedrake talisman.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:20:32 AM
No.536182559
gg dog.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:21:40 AM
No.536182679
>>536183421
>>536182434
I fucking hated DS1 on my first playthrough. MOSTLY because I was retarded and didn't realize how the weight/equip load system worked and hated the fat/mid roll because thats what you start with as most classes. Revisited after it was explained to me and then just had a lot of fun using the Greatsword + fast roll.
>>536067487
Revenantbros my latest godroll is this the one?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:24:38 AM
No.536182970
>>536182725
Top is bad
Middle is alright
Bottom is meh
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:25:44 AM
No.536183080
>>536182295
>spidermans into cliffside next to lake sorcerer's rise
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:25:50 AM
No.536183090
>>536183025
What did mofu do
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:25:54 AM
No.536183095
>>536183025
I'd fuck Mofu 2bh
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:27:54 AM
No.536183273
too bad you don't really get much of a say in what drops for relics because I'd love to throw enemy art charge on wylder
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:29:30 AM
No.536183421
>>536183543
>>536182679
I was pretty lost about the humanity shit, honestly I still don't get it beyond kindling bonfires
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:29:36 AM
No.536183426
>>536185230
Don't eat an hour before playing ngihtreign else you'll have to shit at the tail end of day II
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:30:23 AM
No.536183497
>>536184792
wonder if we will use murk for deep relics
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:30:55 AM
No.536183543
>>536183828
>>536183887
>>536183421
all you need to really know is that it boosts luck and status resistance. though using them to get 10-20 flasks is the most value you can get from them
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:32:00 AM
No.536183631
>>536183836
>>536182725
I don't think spells count as attacks
I'd say this is B tier
personally for rev I run three stacks of dragon cult plus evergaol plus starting armament dost lightning plus lighting damage +2
I'd say that's A tier
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:33:42 AM
No.536183756
>>536182502
Actually seems like a pretty good place for him then. Even though they move around a lot, their attacks usually do end at this particular distance that the charged counters can hit.
As other melee characters I often have to do a running jump to properly punish.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:34:29 AM
No.536183828
>>536183865
>>536183543
Oh shit it increases my drop rates? with the gold covetous ring this might be awesome
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:34:35 AM
No.536183836
>>536183631
nta but it does count, you can rally HP with spells
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:34:55 AM
No.536183865
>>536183828
yeah. soft cap is 10, not really worth stacking more than that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:35:12 AM
No.536183887
>>536183543
Item discovery and Chaos weapons/pyromancy up to 10 humanity, ALL defenses boosted up to 99 humanity.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:36:56 AM
No.536184027
>>536184281
>>536190050
>>536183025
Next time you're going to ragequit 2 seconds before the day 2 boss you can at least drop your weapons.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:37:56 AM
No.536184102
huh, you can knock the tree sentinel's phantom knights off their horse and they just kinda stick around as a regular mob for a bit, weird
and maybe a grafted farming strategy if you're extremely patient
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:38:24 AM
No.536184151
>>536182725
they all got use, keep all 3 just in case you make different sets
would be good if you had an evergaol effect somewhere because people do those, you just get free damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:40:08 AM
No.536184281
>>536186513
>>536183025
>>536184027
Qrd? Why was there a ragequit?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:40:24 AM
No.536184307
>>536178582
The fuck list you mean
>>536179165
Classic birdjeet
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:40:58 AM
No.536184357
Heolster Everdark when?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:41:14 AM
No.536184369
>>536184552
>>536184942
why do people hate gaols so much?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:41:14 AM
No.536184370
Birdbros......
>>536184369
I don't hate gaols I hate when people open a geol with godskin duo or ancient dragon and insist on fighting it at level 2 instead of coming back later.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:44:24 AM
No.536184647
>>536184792
cratering white weapons is always fun, especially when it's a weapon I already +25'd in ER proper
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:45:53 AM
No.536184773
>>536187672
that's how you FUCKING KNOW YOU'RE IN FOR A GOOD ONE LET'S GO BOYS
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:46:13 AM
No.536184792
>>536184962
>>536183497
I'd bet they introduce another currency so we can't use our millions of murk
>>536184647
btw had 59 stacks of marais to get dmg that high
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:47:18 AM
No.536184881
>>536184934
>wylder
you didn't beat the game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:47:53 AM
No.536184934
>>536185004
>>536184881
which character lets me beat the game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:48:02 AM
No.536184942
>>536184369
I don't know. They take like 10 seconds.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:48:11 AM
No.536184954
>>536179504
Because you want his BWC
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:48:17 AM
No.536184962
>>536184792
>millions of murk
i spent it all, got 2 useable relics
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:48:49 AM
No.536185004
>>536184934
recluse
guardian
Am I stupid af or do the everdarks have extended/new music?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:49:31 AM
No.536185069
>>536185134
>>536184552
>Rush goel 0.2 seconds after small camp and lvl 2.
Oh yeah, that's fucking me.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:49:43 AM
No.536185092
>>536179756
many are saying and realizing thisβ¦
>>536181343
itβs all youβre ever going to get so might as well
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:50:19 AM
No.536185134
>>536185273
>>536184552
>>536185069
Don't most people just check the seed so they don't open up godskin duo?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:50:27 AM
No.536185146
>>536184552
But is the east most gaol in Noklateo we we weβre never going to come back
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:51:15 AM
No.536185230
>>536183025
I donβt know what that is.
>>536183426
Iβm going to start doing that now thanks. :)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:51:45 AM
No.536185263
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:51:52 AM
No.536185273
>>536185134
Most people don't even know what a "seed" is
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:52:07 AM
No.536185297
>>536185039
you are a retarded tranny yes.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:52:16 AM
No.536185312
>>536186439
>>536187852
As a guardian my job is to never die. You worry about doing damage. I'll worry about tanking and never dying. Sometimes I'll take aggro, but don't expect me to. Sometimes I'll revive you when you die, but don't expect me to. Sometimes I might even damage the boss, but definitely don't expect me to, because that's your job. I'm a guardian, and my job is to never die. I'll do my job. Now you do yours.
>>536184552
I've always found gaol ancient dragon super easy at low levels (2 or 3). Godskin Duo or deathrite bird are a retreat though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:56:05 AM
No.536185639
>>536185690
>>536185503
When's the earliest that you'd ever say it's okay to fight deathrite bird?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:56:20 AM
No.536185657
>>536185503
the issue is when ancient dragon decides to fly up onto something the melees cant reach
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:56:42 AM
No.536185690
>>536185639
if you have the bird raper aka sacred blade you can kill him pretty early
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:57:19 AM
No.536185738
>>536185932
>>536185503
every gaol boss is doable at level 3, you are just a low skill shitter.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:57:28 AM
No.536185753
>>536186113
>>536189932
>one shots you
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:58:55 AM
No.536185887
Personally, I will be GLADius when I never have to fight this thing again.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:59:35 AM
No.536185932
>>536186437
>>536185738
Nah duo is bullshit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:00:24 AM
No.536186007
>>536186059
>>536186136
How are people wiping to the Heolstor slam out of all the new attacks this should be the one you should be familiar with?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:01:08 AM
No.536186059
>>536186007
I got 2 mystery niggas yesterday who were literally just getting hit by normal dog and heolster attacks.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:01:35 AM
No.536186090
>>536186169
>>536186581
About to que up for the dog
anything I should know?
Moloch (Flockbro)
8/22/2025, 7:01:49 AM
No.536186105
Geegees boys, was a nice raider run
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:01:53 AM
No.536186113
>>536189837
>>536185753
"I cannot beat the shit out of you without getting closer"
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:02:09 AM
No.536186136
>>536186007
>how are people dying to the attack that makes random untelegraphed line aoes in the ground that go off for instant damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:02:39 AM
No.536186169
>>536186090
wail on the dogs if they're all grouping up on a teammate
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:03:15 AM
No.536186216
I jumped 2 out of 3, that's not so bad
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:06:08 AM
No.536186437
>>536185932
hardstuck depth 1 coded post
>>536185312
Typical birdbrain
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:06:37 AM
No.536186471
>>536187331
fromsoft please, give him more moves
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:06:41 AM
No.536186474
ironeye mark is OP
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:07:14 AM
No.536186513
>>536184281
Niggers ran away from bosses and played with their asses so much we ended up being level 12
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:07:58 AM
No.536186578
>>536186439
absolutely COOKED nigga
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:08:00 AM
No.536186581
>>536186928
>>536186090
He can 2-shot level 15 Raider/Wylders bring physical and fire negate passives
His gimmick is if you attack him during some of his idle animations he gains attack buffs for 20 seconds and can one shot anyone, donβt attack during the following:
1. He starts pacing to the side
2. After he splits back into 3 dogs the one with the sword starts barking, attacking only this dog triggers the buff
3. I forgot but he has another bait attack
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:08:21 AM
No.536186598
i do not like how fast the dog is and how his 2 frame moves do 98% of your health
some of them even have a residual fire that ticks you for some damage
Remnance, im sorry we let you down. Sillurias tree sucks cock and does no damage.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:10:25 AM
No.536186739
>>536186639
I was on shitty roll with spell as well. Had to use staff cus everything else suck ball.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:10:52 AM
No.536186784
>>536186718
buy an ad you gorilla nigger
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:12:16 AM
No.536186872
>>536186718
the unfortunate part is that """people""" will slurp this slop up anyways. hard to blame crunchyroll when audiences have no standards and will gladly accept shit animation
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:12:20 AM
No.536186883
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:13:00 AM
No.536186928
>>536187375
>>536186581
this sounds... stupid, what the fuck?
how would a pub know this?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:15:39 AM
No.536187121
>>536187161
>>536186718
What the actual fuck
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:16:02 AM
No.536187161
>>536187414
>>536187121
first time with AI?
i'm eepy
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:18:07 AM
No.536187312
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:18:28 AM
No.536187331
>>536199527
>>536186471
i do wonder if Wylder is supposed to be the original Heolstor and its just a timeloop
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:18:57 AM
No.536187375
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:19:22 AM
No.536187414
>>536189963
>>536187161
>first time with AI?
No but I didn't expect them to actually stoop so low
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:19:38 AM
No.536187427
>>536186639
>Sillurias tree
what's the good holy weapons then?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:20:52 AM
No.536187514
>>536187463
Marika's hammer
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:21:11 AM
No.536187539
the funny discus + erdtree shield interaction doesn't work in nightreign apparently
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:21:24 AM
No.536187553
>>536186439
These are always great
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:22:46 AM
No.536187646
>>536187854
>>536187463
marika's hammer and golden order greatsword are really fucking good here compared to base er because charged r2s have extra effects that give them more range and damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:22:51 AM
No.536187650
embarrasing of me to go down there
marais ezgame
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:23:04 AM
No.536187672
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:24:58 AM
No.536187806
>>536190192
>>536187463
Maliket's Black Blade, Oracle Greathorn, Marika's Hammer, Sacred Relic GS, Golden Order GS, Ordovis' GS to a lesser extent, Greatclaw Beasthammer might aswell be a legendary just to name the most obvious ones
All the Purple straight swords are really good if you play like a shieldcuck aswell they rock amazing dps if you are not retarded enough to miss all ur attacks cause of small reach
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:25:43 AM
No.536187852
>>536185312
then how come you're the only one 3 baring
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:25:44 AM
No.536187854
>>536187923
>>536187646
charging r2 on the golden order GS is griefing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:26:38 AM
No.536187923
>>536187854
its actually good on Gladius if your dipshits attack him during his stack-charge assuming you're all not just able to dodge normally
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:27:52 AM
No.536188009
>>536186639
they had to make the crucible weapons shit just because 1/3 castles have them
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:28:38 AM
No.536188067
>>536188112
shifty what happened
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:28:58 AM
No.536188094
>>536186639
siluria's tree is good against the dog, were you not charging your R2?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:29:11 AM
No.536188112
>>536188067
my game crashed straight to desktop, again...
why do we shitpost guardians so much?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:31:06 AM
No.536188267
>>536188369
>>536188384
shields feel so fragile in nightreign compared to elden ring, none of them have enough guardboost, i noticed guard boost is no longer percentage based like in elden ring
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:32:25 AM
No.536188369
>>536188267
shields do 100% physical damage negation anon, you just have to find a shield with magic negation as well
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:32:33 AM
No.536188384
>>536188267
doesnt matter when you have 100% negation on everything
BBH does fuck all for guard break even with a white small shield and is completely negated by >60 IQ stamina management
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:33:28 AM
No.536188450
>>536187463
any purple holy weapon is usable except cipher pata
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:33:59 AM
No.536188484
>>536188221
His kit is just inherently bad for the way Nightreign is designed and his VA is a pajeet.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:34:11 AM
No.536188502
shit i was distracted and missed the raider swap
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:35:56 AM
No.536188632
>>536188221
it's the only nightfarer i hate to see someone match up with. 9 times out of 10 they are deadweight
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:40:13 AM
No.536188946
This boss has brought out the dumbest retards around I swear
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:42:41 AM
No.536189118
>>536189930
>>536186639
I thought that WA kicked ass
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:42:45 AM
No.536189125
>>536189253
>>536189948
This boss is not fun
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:44:27 AM
No.536189245
And a third time, stupid game crashing while loading
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:44:34 AM
No.536189253
>>536189329
>>536189125
It is, you just have to learn how to dodge the attacks first
It's the same as every single boss ever
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:44:39 AM
No.536189262
game fucked me over and the dog didn't get interrupted by my ult, sorry team
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:45:19 AM
No.536189329
>>536189452
>>536189620
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:46:54 AM
No.536189452
>>536189505
>>536189329
bad at video games
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:47:38 AM
No.536189505
>>536189593
>>536190071
>>536189452
post journal/win history
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:48:47 AM
No.536189593
>>536189625
>>536189505
all wins no losses
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:49:05 AM
No.536189620
>>536189329
You seem upset. Gonna cry?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:49:08 AM
No.536189625
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:51:53 AM
No.536189812
How much rot do the Adds Rot effects add?
Because I swear, used a caestus with Add Rot on Fulghor once and even after emptying my green on him twice I didn't get a single rot proc.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:52:11 AM
No.536189834
>>536195168
>you have to not attack the boss to not get oneshot
ED Gladius actually managed to be more disappointing than Maris. ED Maris is fucking boring, but Gladius is easily the most lazily designed ED so far.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:52:12 AM
No.536189837
>>536186113
gay
>>536186439
yup spot on
>>536186718
deserved fuck sekicucks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:53:22 AM
No.536189912
So far he seems really glass cannon-y. He can chunk the shit out of you and my Wylder sixth sense is activating at disgusting times but holy anything just steamrolls him
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:53:38 AM
No.536189930
>>536190041
>>536189118
Just has no range and takes forever to charge up the projectile which still doesn't have that much range. Feels much better to use the wing scythe or tree spear.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:53:42 AM
No.536189932
>>536185753
I find this so weird because I only play Duchess and Revenant and I've yet to be 1 shot by him. Are you guys stacking damage resistance passives?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:53:51 AM
No.536189948
>>536188221
Bad character with wasted potential on top of being jeeted. Heβs practically begging for it.
>>536189125
Water is wet.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:53:58 AM
No.536189963
geeg
the D in Doggy stands for DEAD
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:55:04 AM
No.536190041
>>536190751
>>536189930
>which still doesn't have that much range
>Siluria's
Nigger, what?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:55:06 AM
No.536190043
>xhe activated sixth sense at all
wylderjeet really be playing on easy mode
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:55:12 AM
No.536190050
>>536184027
You deserve an apology. I am sorry and should have dropped the chariot greatshield.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:55:31 AM
No.536190071
>>536190546
>>536190614
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:55:37 AM
No.536190079
>>536190614
>>536192152
Idk what happened at the end but I got bugged and I stopped taking damage after that ult very cool ! (for all of 15 seconds at the very end)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:57:14 AM
No.536190192
>>536187463
>>536187806
You can't go wrong with literally any stick that has Sacred Blade on it.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:58:28 AM
No.536190271
gg hotdog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:00:09 AM
No.536190390
hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog
>>536190250
>Overly autotunned voice
>tranny
Why am I not surprised
Hope it isnt fucking kids in another state
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:02:10 AM
No.536190546
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:02:51 AM
No.536190589
>>536190701
good?
>>536190457
Holy sweet christ I was just shitposting but it was actually true
I didnt care enough to scroll down, but sure as shit that thing it grooming in another state
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:03:12 AM
No.536190614
>>536190071
just won with a bird who didn't even use a shield
>>536190079
>>536190034
the best bird
the biggest bird
the birdiest of all birds
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:03:56 AM
No.536190654
>>536190702
>>536208721
>triple wylder
>play retarded and buff the boss
>win
You guys are just playing retard squishy characters just like lovers to didn't level Vigor in 2022. They show buff every characters health and get rid of their pointless stats.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:04:43 AM
No.536190701
>>536190589
poise is a dead stat but if you're itching for partial and stam then it's fine, just, know that it's only good for 2 stats
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:04:44 AM
No.536190702
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:04:50 AM
No.536190708
>>536191003
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:05:17 AM
No.536190740
>>536190805
>>536194761
>>536190457
>>536190608
What the hell are you blabbering on about and what does this have to do with elden ring
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:05:26 AM
No.536190751
>>536190886
>>536190041
Im not sure if its locking onto the ground and missing or if the projectile stops pretty short.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:06:21 AM
No.536190805
>>536190954
>>536194761
>>536190740
You posted your tranny in the thread nigger
I'm just here to hope it finally acks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:07:06 AM
No.536190847
>>536191170
welp so close.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:07:41 AM
No.536190886
>>536190751
Lock on is really fucky with Siluria's Tree if there's any elevation like in the nightlord arenas. Throw it with free aim and you can see that it has almost no maximum distance.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:07:42 AM
No.536190887
>>536191103
>>536169084
Revenant if she legal
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:08:34 AM
No.536190954
>>536190805
I'm not the anon you originally replied to I'm just telling you you're offtopic posting on things nobody cares about
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:09:04 AM
No.536190996
>>536191152
>>536194761
>>536190250
Holy shit you cant make this up
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:09:11 AM
No.536191003
>>536191125
>>536190708
>not a single vote for no
the absolute state of birdcucks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:09:13 AM
No.536191006
>>536191139
>>536194216
>>536169214
Isn't xhe a cheating tranny? Guess it's part of their culture to be insecure cheaters.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:10:29 AM
No.536191103
>>536192287
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:10:49 AM
No.536191125
>>536191003
I WILL BRING YOU THERE
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:11:05 AM
No.536191139
>>536194216
>>536191006
>isn't xhe a cheating tranny?
she said she would change the relics or just use non cheated ones but hasn't posted any proof doing so yet
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:11:16 AM
No.536191152
>>536191262
>>536194761
>>536190250
>>536190608
>>536190996
Holy mother of god
>art escapes the artist
Thank you whoever posted that thing singing
I needed a laugh
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:11:26 AM
No.536191170
>>536193504
>>536190847
sorry i haven't done remembrance quests in ages so i thought when the duchess pinged the tree it meant she wanted to fly south to the lake (which is a good strategy cause the circle closes out that part early on). and by the time i realized what you two were doing i was already there.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:12:49 AM
No.536191262
>>536191374
>>536190457
>>536191152
it's uhh
it's a vocaloid, man
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:13:53 AM
No.536191331
el classico
sorry I always choke when he's split
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:14:34 AM
No.536191373
>2 people 3 bar
>instantly lose when 3dogs split
this is worse than 9v1 during libra
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:14:35 AM
No.536191374
>>536191737
>>536194761
>>536191262
Vocaloid has trannies?
When did this happen?
I'm going down the twitter from
>>536190457
and it seems to be nothing but
>Birdbrain
trannies
Please link me the vocaloid
>We need to leave texas
post
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:15:07 AM
No.536191412
Sorry raider/wylder was my first time trying that guy, your day 1 routing was kind of awesome too
Absolute gearmog with my blues and you lads rocking grafted
>>536190250
https://youtu.be/N-C00n8KX6o
If youre going to post vocaloid slop post shit thats not complete asshole
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:16:28 AM
No.536191494
>>536194848
the fucking delay on the first ground explosion gets me every time, even with a jump. fucking nu fromslop garbage telegraph bullshit.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:17:30 AM
No.536191561
I only got the grafted from the dragon at the very end so had like no stacks, but I think I greiefed a bit w the route but its always funny to go mountain lvl 1 there's so many trash mobs
>you have to youtube some random pose the boss is in to avoid him going apeshit
>there is no other time in the history of elden ring or nightreign you ever have to do this
I actually think libra is way better than this guy, total game design failure
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:19:33 AM
No.536191690
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:20:10 AM
No.536191737
>>536191374
teto is a tranny? i had no idea!
>>536191583
stop asking questions
stop offering critique
stop nooticing and just eat the lazy style over substance inorganic fight mechanics
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:21:57 AM
No.536191847
>>536194761
>>536190250
>This thing
>I called it and (it) to rightfully bully
>It calls itself it
It just doesn't fucking stop
Fucking hell anon, I needed that laugh after everything. Thanks for showing me how retarded these trannies are again, its a fucking parody but somehow real life as well.
I'll stop and go to bed, I don't think I can take you posting another- shit I don't know, thing(?) like this
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:22:48 AM
No.536191897
>>536191741
Well I actually liked libra so I guess im a slop consumer
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:23:03 AM
No.536191920
>>536191741
>nooticing
noot noot?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:23:27 AM
No.536191950
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:24:19 AM
No.536192005
>>536191481
nigga this is pure booty cheeks LMFAOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:24:40 AM
No.536192031
>>536192119
>>536192195
>>536190034
When I saw you drop the shield first thing I got scared but you were an true monster out there
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:25:25 AM
No.536192090
Duchess feet in my face...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:25:48 AM
No.536192119
>>536192195
>>536192031
yeah extremist is good enough that they can do whatever most of the time.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:26:11 AM
No.536192152
>>536192195
>>536192331
>>536190079
I replied to the wrong poster but goddamn great guardian playing man
>>536190034
>>536192031
>>536192119
>>536192152
A good Guardian player? What are his secrets?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:27:02 AM
No.536192202
>>536192385
extremist is livestreaming right now go say hi
>>536180442
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:27:07 AM
No.536192207
>>536176141
>with starting weapons
>look inside
>giant glintblades + skeletons on guard counter
Still very impressive, but Guardian becomes a completely different character with those.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:28:11 AM
No.536192285
listen to real music instead, RIP brent hinds
https://youtu.be/v-Su1YXQYek
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:28:12 AM
No.536192287
>>536194971
>>536191103
t. pedo logic
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:28:48 AM
No.536192325
>>536192393
>>536169084
Literally me, except I'm nicer and say this place is full of cuties
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:28:52 AM
No.536192331
>>536192459
>>536192152
>>536192195
if you're not using the shield you're not playing guardian, completely different character
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:29:43 AM
No.536192385
>>536192615
>>536192202
kys lispy faggot
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:29:48 AM
No.536192393
>>536192325
make a terrlist for erg cuties then
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:30:57 AM
No.536192459
>>536192590
>>536192331
who else wants to charge attack EXCLUSIVELY ?
Extremist just plays Guardian like a worse Raider and is completely reliant on HP pool and dmg passives. Guess I'm going to have to pick him up again and show what a good birdman looks like.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:32:55 AM
No.536192590
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:32:58 AM
No.536192593
the fingercreepers on the east side of crater are an underrated farming spot
they're easy to kill, give a fuckton of runes, and have a high drop rate for ringed fingers, which aren't amazing weapons but they're purple rarity and can have nice passives on them
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:33:16 AM
No.536192615
>>536192715
>>536194848
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:34:58 AM
No.536192715
>>536192758
>>536192615
AGP-coded response
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:35:33 AM
No.536192760
>>536192859
>>536192552
>guess I'm going to have to pick him up again and show what a good birdman looks like.
No need. I'm already queued. 2 of you are in for a real treat very soon.
>>536192552
>Extremist just plays Guardian like a worse Raider
yeah that's what a good guardian looks like
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:36:43 AM
No.536192836
>>536192758
Artificial Generative Pussy.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:37:01 AM
No.536192859
>>536192927
>>536193008
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:38:14 AM
No.536192927
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:38:38 AM
No.536192948
>>536193220
>>536192792
This is what I just explained,
I started out as raider too, and when you play raider, it feels like, youre on your hands and knees aggressively picking up coins on the ground and body checking women and children for it ...
In a word, it feels GRUBBY
and it is not a feeling I get whatsoever when I play bird
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:39:44 AM
No.536193008
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:39:57 AM
No.536193017
>>536192758
abandoned grandma porn
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:40:01 AM
No.536193023
>>536192792
saying a good guardian drops the shield and 2h/dual wields 24/7 is like saying a good wylder just uses a crossbow
not using the shield makes guardian a completely different character.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:42:46 AM
No.536193171
>>536195168
GG wylder/reclue dog squad.
First time actually clearing the meteor strike event (first time I saw it was super early, didn't know wtf was going on and ignored it)
Majorly disappointed it didn't drop any Smithing Stone 2's though, wtf? It's just fallingstar beast? Thats it?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:43:40 AM
No.536193220
>>536192792
>ignoring the characters toolset is how to play him
Don't comment on him again. Just play any other melee and call it a day.
>>536192948
you sound like a lispy redditor
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:44:01 AM
No.536193242
>>536193570
>>536193703
can you guys please start killing the enemies in the first POI so we can get to level 3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:44:48 AM
No.536193287
also damn, that is some nice lootkino. If I found that from a chest or something that would be an instant +2 (though dogs have janky hitboxes for fists/short weapons. even my greatsword roll thrust missed once during the fight)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:46:33 AM
No.536193391
is this worth a shit even for a gimmick build?
>when someone plays bird the way the character was designed to be played
erg calls them deadweight
>when someone plays bird like a totally different character and ignores bird's design completely
erg sucks his dick
erg just doesn't like how bird was designed
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:48:43 AM
No.536193504
>>536191170
well same, I misclicked the tree and thought well hope duchess could solo that.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:49:53 AM
No.536193565
>>536193624
>>536193703
gg 3rev
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:49:58 AM
No.536193570
>>536193242
I literally always do this
Even worse though I've seen people goto the starter camp... Then not finish off the enemies?
Or even worse worse. one time some idiot randos didn't even finish the fucking rat church while I was outside taking care of some mobs to try and get us to level 2 since rat church start is a struggle
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:50:43 AM
No.536193609
>>536194450
uh oh
birdcucks having a melty
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:51:06 AM
No.536193624
>>536193813
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:52:24 AM
No.536193703
>>536193992
>>536193565
Oi, Good job rev squad.
>>536193242
No, it only takes one person, I have better things to do, and I can do them at level 1 without issue.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:53:02 AM
No.536193737
>>536193890
>>536193932
>>536193502
Not using shields/steel guard doesn't mean you're ignoring his whole kit. It's not like anyone plays around Revenant or Executor's passives either, so what's the problem with ignoring Guardian's?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:54:32 AM
No.536193813
>>536194032
>>536193624
oop I posted wrong image.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:54:52 AM
No.536193831
>>536193502
It's just thread personality faggotry
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:55:57 AM
No.536193890
>>536193737
The difference is Revenant and Executors passives just happen, ya know, passively, and you get free goobers and stats.
Guardians "passive" is an active (that sucks)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:56:45 AM
No.536193932
>>536193737
rev and exec are still unique outside of their passives
bird without shield is a generic, weak melee with an instant revive ult
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:57:51 AM
No.536193992
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:58:36 AM
No.536194027
oh its sens. yeah already knew you were a shitter so no surprise there
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:58:39 AM
No.536194031
>>536193502
hit the nail on the head, extremisttroons BTFO
>>536193813
>lvl 14
>4 flasks
Why arenβt I getting easy fights like this? Iβm typically not getting downed or only downed once and my teammates are typically 3 bar by half hp hot dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:59:34 AM
No.536194103
>>536194032
Rev does a lot of holy damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:00:06 AM
No.536194142
>>536194282
>>536194547
Depths 5 is going to be 3 tanky rev meta just watch
It doesn't matter what your vigor is when you have 5 stacks of damage negation
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:00:20 AM
No.536194151
>>536194032
Some fights you blender and sometimes you don't and get rollcaught during the split phase while trying to revive and have to keep sip trading. Idk wtf kind of answer you want? That's just the game.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:01:28 AM
No.536194216
>>536195565
>>536191006
>>536191139
Donβt talk to yourself thanks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:01:30 AM
No.536194219
The fire weak bosses really spoiled me. Really wish there was a shifting earth to guarantee each type of elemental weapon like how you can get ez fires from crater.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:02:00 AM
No.536194247
>>536194380
>the patch breaks mod compatibility.... is just some PVPslop fix nobody cares about
WOW
DLC weapon scalings are still fucked. Who the fuck cares about Pee Virgin Penis in 2025?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:02:26 AM
No.536194270
2/3 pc erg
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:02:31 AM
No.536194276
>>536194379
please stop taking holy aoe's. it makes the fight end too fast when you cheese the split up like that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:02:33 AM
No.536194282
>>536194142
I'm gonna be depth 5 inside revs cunny
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:03:33 AM
No.536194350
>>536191583
>>536191741
Itβs hilarious how thereβs always someone saying this with every ED and then saying the last one was actually better. Guess slop will have different interpretations.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:03:37 AM
No.536194354
>>536194032
The dog(s) have a lot of moves that warp them across the arena, which makes reviving really dangerous. I think we had one down that entire fight and it otherwise went very swimmingly.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:03:49 AM
No.536194368
>job to gladius solo 3 times in a row
>get drunk as fuck
>annihilate him first try
lolwut
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:04:04 AM
No.536194379
>>536194408
>>536194276
I'm here to win
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:04:05 AM
No.536194380
>>536194247
it didn't even fix the PVP thing it was supposed to fix
fromsoft is really giving it their all here
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:04:34 AM
No.536194408
>>536194479
>>536194379
No you're not
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:05:10 AM
No.536194450
>>536194565
>>536192758
proto transgenderism. people that fantasize about being girls pretty much.
>>536193609
when are they not lmao
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:05:35 AM
No.536194479
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:05:48 AM
No.536194485
>did all versions of the invasion event (I think)
>did the FSB meteor
only one that I still haven't seen is the mauseleum.
Doesn't help the placement for these is totally fucked, constantly on the other side of the map than the night 1 boss
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:06:08 AM
No.536194514
>>536194609
>>536194647
>play solo
>3 dog form always chase you
so how do i beat him
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:06:09 AM
No.536194516
>>536191583
>>you have to youtube some random pose the boss is in to avoid him going apeshit
>>there is no other time in the history of elden ring or nightreign you ever have to do this
that's a souls classic though
all that's missing is a cryptic message about it in front of the fog door
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:06:42 AM
No.536194547
>>536197903
>>536194142
Stop talking about your desire for anal sex unprompted please. Thanks.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:07:06 AM
No.536194565
>>536194450
>people that fantasize about being girls
So every Revenant main here
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:07:39 AM
No.536194609
>>536195114
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:07:40 AM
No.536194612
>>536192195
stack all the damage negation (this works on every character) and spam buffed charge attacks like a grubby raider spamming jump attacks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:08:07 AM
No.536194647
>>536195114
>>536194514
Run away, typically one dog jump the entire map to fight you while the others sit around and do nothing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:10:10 AM
No.536194761
>>536195258
>>536195926
>>536190250
>>536190457
>>536190608
>>536190740
>>536190805
>>536190996
>>536191152
>>536191374
>>536191481
>>536191847
Does any normal functioning person wants to explain what any of this means? Why are we talking about a βvocaloidβ that isnβt Miku? Those exist? And trannies like and make them?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:11:42 AM
No.536194848
>>536192615
I need someone to do this to meβ¦
>>536191494
Facts. Big facts.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:13:45 AM
No.536194971
>>536195043
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:14:51 AM
No.536195043
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:15:17 AM
No.536195065
>>536176115
donβt bother asking itβs an overhyped sloppy mess of a game
>>536185039
you look like that therefore we fuck now
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:15:18 AM
No.536195069
only non-fire thing i had was dogshit sorry
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:16:08 AM
No.536195114
>>536195312
>>536194609
>>536194647
Maybe my RNG is just bad but there are always at least 2 dogs chasing me even when I run to the edge of the arena.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:16:35 AM
No.536195143
>>536191583
Libra was complete shitslop but I feel like ladies is intuitive because you can see that you are buffing him and see it on his health bar.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:16:55 AM
No.536195168
>>536189834
Ooooohhh so thatβs where this face is fromβ¦
>>536193171
I look like this.
What relics are good for duchess? Any decent guaranteed relic build I can start with?
Trying to figure out all the classes, she seems to be one of the harder ones to start with, if I get a good spell she does a ton of damage though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:18:26 AM
No.536195258
>>536194761
some vocaloid slopper was linked by a tranny here for some reason, people here realized it was also a tranny and hilarity ensued. thatβs it.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:19:21 AM
No.536195312
>>536195114
when the sword dog roars the other two dogs do a few waves of attacks on you before chilling out
just surge sprint away during that shit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:19:47 AM
No.536195334
pensive emoji
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:20:29 AM
No.536195386
>>536195169
partial HP restoration / stamina on hit (good for every class really but especially her)
anything that boosts FP or sorceries / magic damage if you lean more into spells
skill cooldown reductions for more restage
the two duchess ones that are good are the Skill Attack Power and Defeating Enemies after Using Ult ones
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:21:03 AM
No.536195418
>>536195169
The passive that just boosts her skill damage is the best one, though I don't think it's guaranteed on any shop relic.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:23:32 AM
No.536195562
>>536195926
Sup fools, I missed gigaligo and gigagoat payouts, tried the dog and it sucks, what else did I miss while enjoying life?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:23:35 AM
No.536195565
>>536195818
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:25:46 AM
No.536195675
heartbreaking dog but we soldier on
ggs b & s
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:26:09 AM
No.536195694
>>536195784
Sorry about the leave, I really didnβt realize everyone would be acting like a retard at 7:30 in the morning
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:27:49 AM
No.536195784
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:27:51 AM
No.536195785
The dog boss that broke a general
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:28:09 AM
No.536195797
>Regal Carian
>With Ancient Death Rancor
Name a better Recluse drop [passives don't count]
Mirror
8/22/2025, 9:28:28 AM
No.536195818
>>536195565
Donβt be so hard on yourself
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:28:47 AM
No.536195842
gg the dc's can't stop us
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:30:17 AM
No.536195926
>>536196034
>>536194761
People here are too lazy to explain their schizophrenia donβt bother asking
>>536195562
This would be funnier if it wasnβt Raider
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:30:58 AM
No.536195959
gg hotdog, was a pretty janky round but we got him
You should learn to recognize the signs of a failed run early on, and then leave, it's saved me so much time
Subhuman runs off to Noklateo at the start? Leave
Retarded chink abandons the group to do god knows what? Failed run, can't carry a shitter, leave
Level 12 by the end of night 2? You'll lose to the final boss with a team that shitty
Rev player? A bit excessive, but I'd say you could get away with leaving in this case too!
Why waste you time with plebeians and Fromsoft tourists? It's saved me a lot of headaches
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:31:41 AM
No.536195994
>>536196041
>>536195169
>decent guaranteed relic
i don't think there's any, except maybe the dog's relic if you like using daggers and want to use the dagger restage relic skill. stamina recovery on attacks is a must for a dagger-heavy playstyle imo.
as other anons have stated, partial HP restoration and CDR are great lines to have on your relics, don't forget to slot in a vigor+3 because she is very squishy and can get oneshot quite easily.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:32:00 AM
No.536196021
>Everdog end of Day II
>Revenant & I (Bird) Vs an Agheel in southlake
>He flies into the rain, I pursue, 30% left
>Rev double ticks and runs away
>Only notice she's absent after about 30 seconds
>too dangerous to go down this far out
>disengage with 10% of his health left, we coulda had it
>get to the ring, she approaches and pates "I'm sorry''
>I pate ''thank you
>she jumps once
>Raider dies somewhere in the west
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:32:21 AM
No.536196034
>>536196956
>>536195926
>This would be funnier if it wasnβt Raider
Who should it have been
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:32:31 AM
No.536196041
>>536196282
>>536196421
>>536195994
how big of a difference is +3 vigor from the "maximum hp up" from augur's relic?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:36:33 AM
No.536196282
>>536196449
>>536196041
augur relic is 5 vigor
>>536169420
>Exejeet hand
Literally webm-related kek
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:39:06 AM
No.536196421
>>536196041
good question, sorry but i've never tested it. i never really thought that i needed more survivability beyond vigor+3, and i have better relics than augur's so i never used it.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:39:37 AM
No.536196449
>>536196282
like, +5 vs +3?
>>536196386
>actual real children being romantically pursued being saved to your harddrive
>"no officer this is my racism fuel folder you don't get it"
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:41:20 AM
No.536196551
>>536196618
>>536196495
This but unironically.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:42:28 AM
No.536196618
>>536196705
>>536196551
pathetic but uinironically
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:43:29 AM
No.536196685
>>536196495
>DO NOT DO THE EXPOSING OF US SAAAAAARRRR THAT MY BROTHER RAJNU NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:43:56 AM
No.536196704
>>536196829
gg sorry i thought Ironeye's erdtree bow with frost had rain of arrows so wanted the mountain buff for the dmg on frost proc but just saw it had barrage waste of time
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:43:59 AM
No.536196705
>>536196618
Seething jeet but unironically.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:44:23 AM
No.536196739
>>536196495
what a retarded post
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:45:16 AM
No.536196778
>>536196386
You cut off the best part where he notices the camera and tries to make them stop filming
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:46:02 AM
No.536196829
>>536196856
>>536196704
gg but you're blocked for that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:46:28 AM
No.536196856
>>536196829
I will graciously accept that I have continuously griefed runs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:47:02 AM
No.536196881
>>536196929
>>536197078
>dog spins chain
>roll through it
>get hit
Nice so you just run away from him until he does a telegraphed lunge at you, cool fucking design with zero openings hackysacky
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:47:05 AM
No.536196887
>>536197086
>>536195169
it just depends if you want to play daggers (worse) or sorceries (better), and then whether you're playing to carry the nightlord or to carry the expedition
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:47:50 AM
No.536196929
>>536196961
>>536196972
>>536196881
Steelguard my man
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:48:22 AM
No.536196956
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:48:25 AM
No.536196961
>>536196929
>Melts through your health
ty
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:48:36 AM
No.536196972
>>536197008
>>536196929
I'm playing wylder
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:49:26 AM
No.536197008
I just insta sold the best Wylder relic I have ever seen on accident I want to die
Greatsword Followup
Post Damage Restoration
Hoarfrost stomp
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:49:59 AM
No.536197058
>>536196495
A little less obvious next time, Pranjeet.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:50:19 AM
No.536197076
>>536210375
>>536195970
Chinese players are the worst. At least most of erg seems to be in my region.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:50:19 AM
No.536197078
>>536196881
It only took for the boss to be an Everdark version to realise the dog has barely any openings for melees other than the lunge. That's Elden PEAK for you saar.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:50:27 AM
No.536197086
>>536198092
>>536196887
Well what options are there then? I think I'd lean carrying the nightlord but not really sure where she shines, I feel like with her skill she would shine best in both categories if everyone is pumping out good damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:51:49 AM
No.536197163
lmfao
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:52:03 AM
No.536197172
>>536197048
Why? You can literally press Y to reset the sells before exiting the screen. followup and frost reset is shit anyway
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:52:06 AM
No.536197174
>>536197048
that's crap though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:52:28 AM
No.536197198
>>536197432
>>536199313
bloodhound step is a godsend for this fight when they split up and when he does the explosive bite move you literally cannot dodge if you arent playing duchess
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:53:14 AM
No.536197253
uhh sorry about the mine. for some reason I couldn't see shit in there. and yeah I am not gonna play bird vs dogs anymore.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:54:20 AM
No.536197321
>>536197048
I have this, but +3 Vigor on the bottom.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:54:30 AM
No.536197334
>>536197048
starting armament arts are a trap, yovmvyxu're fine.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:54:56 AM
No.536197368
>>536197048
Retard, lmfao. What's worse is there is even a button to reset the relics if you accidentally sell them. So double retard actually
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:55:35 AM
No.536197407
>Sacred Order doesn't even add Holy damage
>but it does add 10% damage to all attacks
>applies to all damage dealt by the user, even it's from a spell or a separate, unbuffed weapon, as long as at least one weapon is buffed.
neat
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:56:01 AM
No.536197432
>>536197198
Steelguard my man
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:56:24 AM
No.536197451
Why do I keep getting shit gaol key luck? It's been a while since I got 5-7 in one run. Overworld chests are constantly fucking me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:58:23 AM
No.536197567
>>536197808
gg everdog 3rev
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:58:37 AM
No.536197576
>>536212171
>>536196386
Bro hit her with the wiping hand too... Grim
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:00:35 AM
No.536197673
>>536192195
check his stream
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:00:43 AM
No.536197681
3revs destroy 3dogs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:01:57 AM
No.536197751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwy9zdXON-w
>4:36
>5:32
These combos have THE EXACT SAME FUCKING TELL. How the fuck are you supposed to know which one he's gonna do
>>536192195
Don't be a shitter like (you)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:02:44 AM
No.536197808
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:04:22 AM
No.536197903
>>536210848
>>536194547
unfunniest joke award
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:06:15 AM
No.536198018
>>536198147
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:06:57 AM
No.536198059
>>536195970
lvl12 is the softcap, you need more?
Getting better gear is better then getting more levels (and it takes time sometimes)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:07:36 AM
No.536198092
>>536197086
daggers
cdr, dagger up, skill boosting things
sorceries
magic up, skill boosting things, +3 staves (not sorcerers rise its excessive and meh), you can target crystalian or carian sword but it's more consistent to be generalist and will make relics easier to itemize
her auxillary relics that make her strong
art on kill, duchess kills under art cause damage up, hoarfrost
I wrote a bunch but just deleted it and condensed it into that, there you go
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:08:05 AM
No.536198120
>>536198170
>>536198285
geeg
stupid ass dog and its stupid ass 1 shotting moves in stupid ass one frame madge
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:08:32 AM
No.536198141
>>536197756
look at that handsome raider being on the correct side of the gaol what a sexy beast
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:08:35 AM
No.536198147
>>536198018
decent, welcome to the birdclub, we drink recluse breastmilk and fight.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:08:42 AM
No.536198158
>>536197756
>1 viewer for each level he had
Shitbird, kek
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:08:43 AM
No.536198163
>>536198236
>>536197756
>Wojak avatar
Is this guy 13
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:08:51 AM
No.536198170
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:09:26 AM
No.536198198
>>536198525
>>536198583
Why does Guardian have 21 FTH what is that giving you? So the optimum weapon is a FTH scailing Halberd?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:09:41 AM
No.536198220
>>536198432
everdog crater 2/3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:09:56 AM
No.536198236
>>536198163
The best part is his lispy redditor voice
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:11:00 AM
No.536198285
>>536198362
>>536198120
Dont hit the sword dog during the roar when he splits or when the 3dog does the slow walk with its sword in its mouth and he cant stack up his buff to oneshot you.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:12:00 AM
No.536198353
No matter what happens keep hitting the dog, never stop hitting him.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:12:07 AM
No.536198362
>>536198285
I didn't realize he did his little prissy prance when he's 3dog, I know about when he's combined tho.
I'm thinking revs are the best class against 3dog. Never had to break a sweat when it's 3revs.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:13:01 AM
No.536198432
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:14:00 AM
No.536198474
>>536198417
rev is the best class in general
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:14:50 AM
No.536198525
>>536198198
literally just for the golden halberd
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:14:57 AM
No.536198531
>>536198417
ranged toon with a summon hmmmm
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:15:41 AM
No.536198583
>>536198198
that's just the devs being retarded with stat distribution, if he had a few more points in ARC at least he would be decent at applying status effect behind the shield but nope
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:16:03 AM
No.536198603
>>536195970
>Subhuman runs off to Noklateo at the start? Leave
ergites told me this is good actually
I consider this loadout to be 8/9. I would replace Lightning Slash in an instant but otherwise this seems S tier.
>>536198417
i have never once gotten that spell in over 200 expidition hours and 40 clears on rev
>>536198652
No gaols = Meme build
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:19:21 AM
No.536198818
>>536199025
whew, finally
es 3dog is pretty tough but holy fuck is it a breath of fresh air after the absolutely maddening bullshit es libra expected you to deal with
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:19:41 AM
No.536198832
>>536198730
I look like this
(I get that spell all the time though)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:20:25 AM
No.536198883
>>536198919
>>536198989
is this one good or mid? I don't play rev anyways but I was curious
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:20:41 AM
No.536198894
>>536198730
Triple rings is not that rare. You can also just use discus which is guaranteed on the golden order seal.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:20:48 AM
No.536198909
>>536198784
>*laughs in curated passives and overall higher RNG sustainability*
Gaols suck.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:20:59 AM
No.536198919
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:21:13 AM
No.536198936
>>536198784
do you look like this?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:22:12 AM
No.536198989
>>536199302
>>536198883
The second effect is very good. The others are useless.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:22:14 AM
No.536198991
>>536198784
I blew to her archive
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:22:30 AM
No.536199010
>>536199142
>>536198652
no bloodborne rally? executor is kinda squishy
"character skill boost attack" is bit of a meme, but you have HP recovery from successful guarding so it might help a little bit
it's A tier at best
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:22:36 AM
No.536199017
>>536198730
I have gotten it in -literally- at least half my Gladius runs as Recluse so far. Maybe a third if you wanna be conservative.
I'm prolly just lucky but the point remains.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:22:44 AM
No.536199025
>>536198818
good job cutie
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:22:49 AM
No.536199028
>>536199130
>>536195970
I quit after the rev and gaurdian abandoned an almost dead wyrm right outside the night 2 boss at level 12. I feel bad about it, sorry guys.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:24:36 AM
No.536199130
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:24:55 AM
No.536199142
>>536199615
>>536199010
I'm parrymaxxiing. Seems less valuable. I'm quite good at parries
>it's A tier at best
I can accept this because I lack gaol/night invader/Rally but desu Rally doesn't feel as good on him imo.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:27:01 AM
No.536199281
>>536198417
What luck to get black Blade, triple rings, elden stars and idk what the other one was using probably that holy burst aow the tree avatars use with all the projectiles that come out.
Did you max item discovery or something?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:27:19 AM
No.536199302
>>536198989
it's not, because it limits 50% of your passives to what you find on seals. Rise relic is better because there are usually multiple ones on the map, they can give you extra talismans/passives, and a full stack of starlight shardd
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:27:31 AM
No.536199313
>>536197198
Buffered double roll just like PCR
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:28:55 AM
No.536199401
>>536199451
>>536198652
only the bottom one is good
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:29:42 AM
No.536199451
>>536199515
>>536199401
But parries count as guards so...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:30:57 AM
No.536199515
>>536199606
>>536199451
shut up and listen
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:30:59 AM
No.536199519
>>536199587
Cast speed might be a bit of a scam, maybe it depends on the spell but this is with and without 6 cast speed, 4 from two items + 2 from the talisman.
Left gets about 7.5 casts off in 10 seconds, right finishes the 7th cast right at the cutoff. chaincasting like this is also absurdly unrealistic in a real fight.
About the only thing cast speed should be considered for is getting out of the cast animation slightly faster to start dodging earlier.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:31:11 AM
No.536199527
>>536187331
thats what i assume
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:32:17 AM
No.536199587
>>536199816
>>536199519
It's the exact same mechanic as in ER. Did people just not play the original game?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:32:43 AM
No.536199606
>>536200145
>>536199515
Show me yours then. I have no idea what I'd rather have other than weird stacks of +3 ARC and Goal etc
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:32:53 AM
No.536199615
>>536199687
>>536199142
Based parry chad.
Rally's still good because sometimes you just wanna R1 aggressively. It also helps if you miss a parry and take a hit.
I'd recommend Blood Blade or Hoarfrost Stomp as your starting armament if you can find one.
I'm so sorry holy fuck I could not keep it together please block me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:34:13 AM
No.536199687
>>536199615
I despise starting armament because it's anti-luck. Even one good drop can invalidate that whole slot for the whole run.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:34:23 AM
No.536199696
>>536178673
Will be solved in the depths mode by providing players bonuses for killing the mini bosses at forts/churches.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:35:33 AM
No.536199763
>>536199909
>>536199685
Happens to the best of us.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:35:36 AM
No.536199770
>>536199685
Ok, blocked (seriously)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:36:28 AM
No.536199816
>>536200081
>>536199587
In ER it was virtual dex, I'm sure its the same here. I'd guess 1 cast speed is roughly 15 dex, and either it doesn't stack at all with multiple sources, is capped at 2, or has massive falloff beyond 2. The point is that for the holy frisbee it has a minuscule effect on overall damage output when stacked and is more of a defensive mechanic.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:36:44 AM
No.536199836
>>536199909
>>536199685
*hug*
it's okay
>>536169084
You wish Revenant looked like that.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:38:01 AM
No.536199909
>>536199763
No it doesn't
>>536199836
No it's not
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:38:15 AM
No.536199925
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:39:59 AM
No.536200018
>>536200130
Sacred nagakiba is pretty top tier for this fight, especially if you get golden vow
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:40:20 AM
No.536200045
>>536199887
Heh heh, yeah I sure do. What're you gay or somethin'?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:40:55 AM
No.536200081
>>536199816
The cap is +2 and fully eliminates the variable cast time of spells, equivalent to 70 virtual dex in ER. Now each spell has a different variable cast time and fixed cast time. Max cast speed is most useful on spells like black flame and lightning spear which have a relatively long variable cast time.
The vast majority of spells have a small variable cast time and will not benefit much from cast speed. How do I know? I played 600 hours of ER as an int/fth caster with a radagon's icon and azur's glintstone staff in my off hand.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:42:01 AM
No.536200130
>>536200018
Shared Order is also solid if you're a suppport minded player.
There's -literally- no other way to add affinity dmg to an ally and there's also no other affinity/wep buff that would be better vs Gladius [except maybe BFB but that's a calc question, maybe the flat % scaling overcomes the fire res]
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:42:03 AM
No.536200131
>>536190457
You couldn't tell by the artstyle and the song itself?
Elden Ring
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:43:59 AM
No.536200234
>>536200145
I see. I'd agree to disagree but I do agree that I need to get Gaol/Night Invader on deck. I hate starting armament stuff so we can agree to disagree on that.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:44:58 AM
No.536200291
>worst aspect of souls games is the viability of running through ignoring everything
>nightreign was built on this premise
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:45:17 AM
No.536200317
>>536200372
crater dog 1/3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:45:23 AM
No.536200323
>>536200701
>>536191583
The does the damage up when attacking after a certain attack (the one where he rushes you with an attack then does a double sword move, I believe) and it's guaranteed to happen. You can hit him for some extra damage then surge sprint to the left (on reaction no less) then jump at the right time and avoid his explosion.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:46:20 AM
No.536200372
>>536200317
This is the wurst time of the day to play. Euros are working and Yanks are sleeping.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:47:37 AM
No.536200442
>>536200546
>>536200716
Recluse queen, Revvy goddess, if you didnt block me already would you give me another shot if we met again in a different world
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:49:15 AM
No.536200546
>>536200582
>>536200442
Fuck no, sayonara sucker!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:50:07 AM
No.536200582
>>536200704
>>536200546
please grind your cunny on my face
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:52:05 AM
No.536200701
>>536201203
>>536200323
Stop getting by it and stop falling for it now that you have the necessary knowledge to never trigger the effect again.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:52:07 AM
No.536200704
>>536200582
It's featureless hard porcelain, sir.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:52:11 AM
No.536200707
gg dog sry bout some retarded moves i made there
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:52:17 AM
No.536200716
>>536200442
>Recluse queen, Revvy goddess, if you didnt block me already would you give me another shot if we met again in a different world
>please grind your cunny on my face
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:54:30 AM
No.536200840
>>536200878
gg girls that wasn't close at all
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:54:36 AM
No.536200847
>>536201018
something that I like about playing Guardian is that the starting halberd is so bad, any white STR weapon I come across at the start of the game feels like a huge upgrade, so I'm always having fun before anyone else
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:54:57 AM
No.536200878
GG Type B squad, lightning spear isn't the worst if that's all you've got but i probably should have just spammed WoG instead
>>536200840
lol
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:56:32 AM
No.536200981
>>536200145
>no roaring restore hp
bro your 3 barred teammates??
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:57:11 AM
No.536201018
>>536201053
>>536210492
>>536200847
>I'm always having fun before anyone else
Everyone else is 100% having more fun simply by not playing Guardian, kek
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:57:49 AM
No.536201053
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:58:53 AM
No.536201123
>>536201154
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:59:20 AM
No.536201154
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:59:32 AM
No.536201175
>>536201320
>>536201575
If you think Guardian's halberd is bad you have a bad Guardian setup.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:59:53 AM
No.536201203
>>536201568
>>536203529
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:02:00 AM
No.536201320
>>536201457
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:04:18 AM
No.536201443
>>536201675
everything is dodgeable bro just never use your stamina so you can always super dash
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:04:30 AM
No.536201457
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:06:15 AM
No.536201568
>>536201675
>>536201203
I legit can't tell if you're stopping or dodging.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:06:19 AM
No.536201575
>>536202956
>>536201175
let's see your setup then
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:07:19 AM
No.536201642
>>536198652
>no gaol effect
It was over before it started
>>536200145
The things I would do to have chilling mist instead of sudoku...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:07:50 AM
No.536201675
>>536201443
You can still roll it, which uses less stamina, and you should still have some stamina left regardless so you don't get caught off guard when he does some bullshit (it's called stamina management)
>>536201568
Stopping, look at the stamina bar. I let go of my movement key(s) which also lets you chain multiple surger sprints one after another if you need to for some reason and if you're about to run out of stamina while surge sprinting you can jump at the last moment and keep going for like a second or two.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:09:55 AM
No.536201798
I'll put some of these in practice when I boot up the game again btw.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:11:23 AM
No.536201896
>77
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:17:17 AM
No.536202240
>>536202309
geeg
lol dog died fast as fuck. he did some triple bite at the end I couldn't roll out of and combo'd me to death with it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:18:24 AM
No.536202309
>>536202686
>>536202240
gg. although that page triple crossbow full wipe at the start made me a bit nervous there.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:18:57 AM
No.536202348
>>536202557
>>536202629
I will NOT be buying the DLC
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:22:55 AM
No.536202557
>>536202348
it's free, retard
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:23:16 AM
No.536202580
>>536202629
>>536210492
i will be pirating it like how i pirated sote
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:24:21 AM
No.536202629
>>536210492
>>536202348
>>536202580
Me looking for who the fuck asked
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:25:34 AM
No.536202686
>>536203095
>>536204720
>>536202309
that was. . . something. I didn't even see the paige, I just walked up the stairs and got blasted.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:26:29 AM
No.536202742
From needs your financial support, stop being greedy
how many areas are you expected to visit/clear each day? what's good pace?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:29:39 AM
No.536202913
>>536203278
>>536169084
This is AI sloppa, right?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:30:15 AM
No.536202956
>>536207324
>>536201575
behold the power of a bird.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:30:58 AM
No.536203004
>>536203184
>>536202813
I'd say level is a better indicator of how well you're doing
End of day 1 you need to be 7-10 (from run going badly to run going really well)
End of day 2 you should be 13-15 (15 is guaranteed if you have a decent team, otherwise be prepared to carry)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:32:21 AM
No.536203094
>>536202813
If you aren't level 7 as the first circle is closing in your team is trolling you
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:32:23 AM
No.536203095
>>536203203
>>536202686
probably the most dangerous early POI desu.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:33:41 AM
No.536203164
>>536203776
If you're above level 7 by the time the first circle closes you're a meta slave.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:33:56 AM
No.536203184
>>536203901
>>536203975
>>536202813
You don't really go by amount. Generally you want to end up around level 8~12, most likely 9ish, by the end of day 1 (including the night boss). After level 4 don't bother killing the bosses of stone forts or cathedrals as they don't give passives or purple weapons. Clear gaols, ruins, wooden encampments (the ones with all the wooden fencing around them), the castle if it's in the circle day 1 (skip basement if it's BBH). You pingpong between those. Day 2 you usually bee-line it to the shifting earth while sometimes killing the red bosses along the way.
As this anon pointed out:
>>536203004
if you end the run at level 7 or below your routing was quite bad. 8+ is perfectly fine with good teams ending after day 1 boss at 10~12.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:34:13 AM
No.536203203
>>536203095
Outside of machinegun page it's not so bad, what's the worst is the stone statue one because that one's tougher than usual and not that common for people to know how much it's not worth it early on and every time someone marks it on level 2-3, people getting downed with 2+ bars is guaranteed
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:35:33 AM
No.536203278
>>536203820
>>536202913
No, I drew it with the hand that I wasn't jerking off with at the time.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:36:33 AM
No.536203320
>>536203353
gg dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:36:53 AM
No.536203343
gg 3dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:37:01 AM
No.536203353
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:39:40 AM
No.536203493
>>536203719
>>536203747
>>536202813
I like how the replies slowly scale up waiting for the you need to be level 15 at the end of day1 reply
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:40:00 AM
No.536203529
>>536203705
>>536201203
Holy shit what the fuck is that health bar
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:40:13 AM
No.536203543
you need to be level 15 by the starting camp
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:42:05 AM
No.536203689
>>536203817
the game really was made for speed runners you can't just explore or take in the scenery gotta beeline for the next dopamine chest
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:42:19 AM
No.536203705
>>536204042
>>536203529
I multiplied my health by 10 and locked it so I can fight the boss at level 1 for 30+ minutes without having to worry about a restart.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:42:28 AM
No.536203719
>>536203493
if you're not level 15 by the time the first cicle closes on day 1 with multiple golden weapons you're literally griefing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:42:55 AM
No.536203747
>>536203901
>>536203493
I was waiting for the reply that says you should be able to do the top castle boss day 1 because it is very possible if your team anticipates it and uses the northern grace to level up quickly
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:43:27 AM
No.536203776
>>536203164
Or you just got Crucible Knights in the castle.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:43:41 AM
No.536203790
>>536210095
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:44:00 AM
No.536203807
>>536203735
erm your gaol buff?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:44:05 AM
No.536203817
>>536203689
Wow, almost like it's a different game than Elden Ring, WOW
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:44:09 AM
No.536203820
>>536203278
Serious answers ONLY
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:45:27 AM
No.536203901
>>536204169
>>536203747
I thought about mentioning it here ->
>>536203184
however it's really not worth mentioning or having a new player stress over that. Outside of the wrym and the zombie moose, most of the bosses up there just have way too much health. I don't bother pinging it to see if anyone wants to kill em' unless it's those two.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:45:32 AM
No.536203906
>>536204468
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:46:28 AM
No.536203975
>>536204472
>>536204689
>>536203184
>bosses of stone forts or cathedrals as they don't give passives
Huh, I never noticed that but thinking back they only have two reward slots for some reason, both weapons. Wonder why
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:46:41 AM
No.536204002
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:47:23 AM
No.536204042
>>536208174
>>536203705
As cucked as it is to need to cheat to practice a boss, at least you are trying to be the best worst class player you can be.
Am I never supposed to upgrade my base weapon?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:47:52 AM
No.536204082
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:48:30 AM
No.536204108
>>536204047
you're only allowed to upgrade mine
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:48:33 AM
No.536204109
>>536204047
Depends, usually I upgrade mine at the first fort/smithy I can see if I don't find anything better
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:49:36 AM
No.536204169
>>536204257
>>536203901
the only bad boss for day 1 top castle is the gargoyle imho
bbh is one of the better ones because he doesn't stall by doing fancy movement attacks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:51:06 AM
No.536204257
>>536204326
>>536204472
>>536204169
BBH can spawn up there?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:51:43 AM
No.536204292
Gargoyle is ez
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:52:20 AM
No.536204320
i will get my free double charged R2s when the dog is slow walking, not my problem if you get hit by the damage buffed explosion that follows
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:52:25 AM
No.536204326
>>536204375
>>536204257
Yes, and he's significantly easier than basement just because your camera isn't getting constantly fucked over by the cramped room
>two terrible bosses
>doggo is fucking kino
Do we get Heolstor after dogs?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:53:14 AM
No.536204375
>>536204326
Weird, I've never encountered him on the roof
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:54:06 AM
No.536204427
>>536204513
>>536204371
>two terrible bosses
Yeah, Maris and Caligo was pretty bad
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:54:13 AM
No.536204435
>>536204371
First live service slop? They will do at least a full rotation of previous content before adding the next content.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:54:33 AM
No.536204454
i don't like 3dog very much....
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:54:43 AM
No.536204468
>>536203906
I still use that, I will never CE my relics.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:54:44 AM
No.536204472
>>536203975
Most of them only show up around the starting areas that are located across the map. There's a bunch, sure, but there's also a bunch of places you get set down at.
>>536204047
Executor and Ironeye are the two classes who benefit most from upgrading their starting weapon assuming we're not talking about Revenan claws. Most of the time they start with some sort of benefit to them such as bleed, poison, holy, etc. You can upgrade those and use em' all the way through if you don't find something better.
It's also a good idea to do a quick mine run if you're near one, especially so if it takes you to where you're headed anyway, on day 1. Purple weapons are big on day 1 and you make up the time it takes to do the mine in the time it shaves off killing bosses.
>>536204257
all red bosses can spawn up there with the exception of the two dragons.
>>536204427
Maris is kino.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:55:58 AM
No.536204546
>>536204047
Depends, I like having it as a backup with a relic to give it the element the boss is weak to incase RNG wants to try and fuck me.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:56:58 AM
No.536204606
>>536204371
must kiss revvy
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:57:24 AM
No.536204628
>>536205487
>>536203735
>two stamina recovery
they stack??
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:58:23 AM
No.536204689
>>536204861
>>536203975
I wonder just how many players here haven't realized this. That's why you do gaols and field bosses for fucks sake kek
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:58:56 AM
No.536204720
>>536202686
unbendable will
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:00:15 PM
No.536204789
>>536204867
Why is it when I dont input any moves the boss is so slow to do anything
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:01:13 PM
No.536204861
>>536204689
To be fair the main reason I ping/go to forts and churches is for staves and seals + stonesword keys, the boss is secondary
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:01:25 PM
No.536204867
>>536204789
the game literally reads your inputs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:01:27 PM
No.536204869
>>536204972
>>536211009
Everdark Libra was unironically the best boss that has came out of this game so far
He was the only boss to break the mold and introduce genuine raid mechanics that this game desperately needs, otherwise every single boss is just going to be brainless shit where you tag team the retard AI
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:01:34 PM
No.536204879
>>536204965
>>536205052
How hard is nightreign in comparaison to base elden ring?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:02:56 PM
No.536204965
>>536204879
it's a boss rush game with two other people. if everyone knows what they're doing, the game is really easy. if they don't, it gets progressively more difficult.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:03:01 PM
No.536204972
>>536205357
>>536204869
Just look at the response to ED Gladius, it's brainless rollslop but the masses love it and eat it up because it has new moves and looks pretty
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:04:23 PM
No.536205052
>>536204879
There's quite a learning curve because of the roguelite mechanics, but in terms of bosses and their movesets then I'd say it's about the same.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:08:12 PM
No.536205254
>>536204513
It's kino but doesn't fit this game. I wouldn't have minded it in base Elden Ring.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:09:37 PM
No.536205346
>>536204513
Maris is kino but not ludo, which is why it's dogshit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:09:54 PM
No.536205357
>>536205435
>>536204972
Nah, Gladius is here to expose monhun/ffxiv shitters. He's an actual elden ring boss for once.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:11:16 PM
No.536205435
>>536205480
>>536205357
And Elden Ring bosses are brainless rollslops, what's exactly your point?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:12:02 PM
No.536205480
>>536205582
>>536209915
>>536205435
Hit too close to home?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:12:14 PM
No.536205487
>>536204628
Yes. 0,+1,+2 etc stack with each other.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:13:56 PM
No.536205582
>>536205853
>>536209915
>>536205480
You got autism?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:14:00 PM
No.536205586
>try 3 again
>retarded random does the most retarded thing possible
>still try to help him because I'm just as retarded
>go back to 2's after it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:14:38 PM
No.536205642
>>536209915
home = the nail, close = on the head
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:17:53 PM
No.536205853
>>536206685
>>536209915
>>536205582
No, but you've got your dilation sesh coming up
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:18:43 PM
No.536205895
>>536206409
>Want to play Guardian.
>Am solo player.
Owari da.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:20:13 PM
No.536205989
>>536206079
>>536209915
>hit too on the head to the nail?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:21:29 PM
No.536206079
>>536209915
>>536205989
many are saying this
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:22:28 PM
No.536206151
>>536206247
>>536209915
>nail? hit
>home? too close
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:23:36 PM
No.536206247
>>536209915
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:23:47 PM
No.536206261
>>536206359
took a bit of a break from nightreign for the past while. last i remember we were on niggerg, have we swapped to somethin else or gone back to erg?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:24:59 PM
No.536206359
>>536206412
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:25:57 PM
No.536206409
>>536205895
arguably where he's at his best
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:25:57 PM
No.536206412
>>536206468
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:26:36 PM
No.536206468
>>536206412
fr ong no cap
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:27:35 PM
No.536206526
>>536206783
Damn 3 dogs damage is really on par with basement bbh. Stacking this much damage negation and they still manage to down me once,
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:29:40 PM
No.536206685
>>536205853
Yeah you got autism
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:29:45 PM
No.536206697
>>536206524
Another pointless mush webm from his private lobby
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:30:57 PM
No.536206783
>>536206526
d-d-d-d-DOGGY DAMAGE
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:32:10 PM
No.536206870
>>536206942
depths 5 3dog will oneshot you so hard, it will put a fourth bar on your revive ring
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:32:33 PM
No.536206896
>>536206524
shit yourself you worthless discord troon chaser nobody here tolerates you
you will never amount to anything in life so do the world a favor and hang yourself
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:32:44 PM
No.536206913
>>536207234
>Guardian clapped for me after I parry Nameless King, and Heolstor
I fucking love parrying so much
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:33:04 PM
No.536206942
>>536206870
>sneedger walks in
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:34:52 PM
No.536207059
>>536207774
Successive attacks negates is kinda tough to trigger on dogs, as is dmg after charge attack
the full HP, after taking dmg and constant fire negation are much better for this boss
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:36:05 PM
No.536207150
>>536206524
you're super cool and cute hope you like cuddles
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:37:36 PM
No.536207234
>>536207396
>>536207693
>>536206913
>parry Nameless King
What the fuck did they do to him?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:38:48 PM
No.536207321
I wish I could fight Gladius whenever I want...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:38:51 PM
No.536207324
>>536207887
>>536219167
>>536202956
>improved halberd atk instead of improved physical atk or more STR
>increased whirlwind duration that just makes enemies harder to hit / doesn't stagger mounted bosses
>no gaol relic effect
yup, you're dead weight
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:39:40 PM
No.536207396
>>536207774
>>536207234
They forgot to give him a name.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:40:55 PM
No.536207470
>>536207661
>>536209915
nameless king more like lameass king lmoa
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:42:09 PM
No.536207552
>lmoa
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:43:24 PM
No.536207657
gg hotdog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:43:28 PM
No.536207661
This piece of shit is 4x harder than Gladius in three player co-op
>>536207470
fucking got 'em it's over
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:44:03 PM
No.536207693
>>536207779
>>536207234
you can parry him now
they didn't even give him partial parries, one parry is enough for a riposte
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:44:08 PM
No.536207698
>>536211147
laughing my ass on the head too close to home
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:44:38 PM
No.536207742
>>536207796
>>536207830
gg Duchess and Rev
I'm 1-7 against Dog now
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:45:17 PM
No.536207774
>>536207059
Not really, the two biggest ins are during itβs sword drag attack and his lunge. Both are pretty easy to get multiple attacks in on with a Dex weapon
>>536207396
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1jGAT-LjbV0&pp=ygUXaSBoYWQgYSBuYW1lIGRhcmsgc291bHM%3D
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:45:18 PM
No.536207779
>>536207693
you could parry him on ds3 too
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:45:33 PM
No.536207796
>>536209314
>>536207742
You must be Brazilian.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:46:05 PM
No.536207830
>>536208101
>>536211147
>>536207742
How do you lose that much anon?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:46:47 PM
No.536207887
>>536207324
>increased whirlwind duration that just makes enemies harder to hit
Lmao
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:47:15 PM
No.536207927
im 11-4 on dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:49:28 PM
No.536208085
Iβm 2-3 mostly because people here keep 3 barring early in the fight and the 2 have been hard carries from me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:49:41 PM
No.536208101
>>536207830
I didn't realize the blast part of that Heolster attack wasn't damaging so I would roll it and get roll-caught by the fissure that always spawns.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:50:09 PM
No.536208149
I'm 4-0 on dog, didn't have much time to play yesterday
>>536204042
>you NEED to wait for 30+ minutes before you can fight the boss again and experiment and if you fuck up twice you HAVE to do it all over again because... YOU JUST HAVE TO, OKAY????
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:51:42 PM
No.536208260
>>536208174
i say this unironically
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:51:54 PM
No.536208273
>>536208174
runback and rng are part of the difficulty
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:53:33 PM
No.536208391
horse 1/3 pc
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:54:09 PM
No.536208447
I got owned and 3 barred multiple times on my most recent attempt, but ironeye and guardian stayed alive and kept rezzing me
was doing most of the damage I guess, but it was still embarrassing, maybe I oughta do another solo run
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:54:51 PM
No.536208494
1/3 crater doge
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:55:20 PM
No.536208536
>>536208174
>YOU JUST HAVE TO, OKAY????
The point is that you sometimes fail in these games, didn't mommy teach you can't win everything?
I love that people here always gloat about their victories and how easy everything is the when you play with them they 3 bar if everything isnβt optimal
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:56:36 PM
No.536208640
>>536208729
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:56:40 PM
No.536208645
1 (You) and I spam bi bi si
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:57:40 PM
No.536208721
>>536190654
mysterious ESL post
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:57:44 PM
No.536208729
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:01:55 PM
No.536209093
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:02:05 PM
No.536209112
>>536209154
slugma clit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:02:35 PM
No.536209154
>>536209328
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:03:35 PM
No.536209248
>>536209723
whats the relic, so I can decide if I want to bash my head against a wall for a second week or just not play (been having an extra bad time lately, last round was supposed to be relaxing, and the randos death spiraled on day 1 thanks to evergaol brain and kiting a fucking royal rev onto said evergaol, which snowballed)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:04:25 PM
No.536209314
>>536207796
Unfortunately I don't have the excuse of being 80iq connecting on dial-up.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:04:32 PM
No.536209328
>>536209154
and you will never be a man
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:09:48 PM
No.536209723
>>536209248
Fire damage +1
Stamina recovery on hit
Attack power when hit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:09:50 PM
No.536209726
>>536210081
>>536208547
>makes up a bunch of shit that didnt happen
you don't even play with us.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:10:44 PM
No.536209782
Stamina Recovery upon Landing Attacks +1
Taking attacks improves attack power
Fire Attack Power Up +2
dont care, dont care, already have it
wow yeah i'll be playing something else.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:12:00 PM
No.536209875
your wylder builds
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:12:39 PM
No.536209915
>>536210506
>>536211404
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:14:17 PM
No.536210059
>>536211404
>>536218601
>>536196386
>>536196495
>xhe cried so hard xhe ran to jannies for this
>main offending post still up
hearty kek
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:14:37 PM
No.536210081
>>536209726
Had an ironeye who 3 barred from the dogs splitting and 2 regulars here who could barely land a glove on gladius before 3 barring. Even in my wins it was me vs the dog while everyone else was on the ground while I had gone down once. I hope depth is forced rando so some people get called out
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:14:46 PM
No.536210095
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:15:48 PM
No.536210180
>>536209785
earring
cooldown+3, greatsword followup, endurance+3
cooldown+3, partial hp restoration on post damage attacks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:17:28 PM
No.536210335
>>536209785
crit crit+1 crit runes, crit, crit start with grease
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:17:59 PM
No.536210375
>>536211404
>>536197076
Truth.
>>536198784
I look like that
>>536199887
No i don't because its boring
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:19:31 PM
No.536210492
>>536211404
>>536201018
Kek you blew xher ass out with this one
>>536202580
Me too
>>536202629
Crying because its true
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:19:33 PM
No.536210494
very nice good fellows.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:19:43 PM
No.536210506
>>536209915
Wow that's a lot to say
You got autism?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:21:26 PM
No.536210645
>>536204371
>two
Come on. There were way more than that.
>>536204513
Said no one ever.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:21:28 PM
No.536210648
>>536209785
guaranteed relics only (you don't need more)
earring
whetstone
adel
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:22:42 PM
No.536210745
>>536210839
>>536210876
Whats the two new elden ring classes
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:23:44 PM
No.536210839
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:23:51 PM
No.536210848
>>536211404
>>536214101
>>536197903
Cried like a brown /dsg/troon bitch because of the truth award
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:24:19 PM
No.536210876
>>536210745
HERO_BUFFER and MYSTERY_NIGGAS
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:25:49 PM
No.536211004
wait, shit, you mean the new classes in tarnished edition? I don't know. network test bleeding wolf guy I guess. for one.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:25:51 PM
No.536211009
>>536204869
Excellent joke xir!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:27:32 PM
No.536211147
>>536216790
>>536207698
That makes no sense.
>>536207830
What does that image have to do with your post?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:29:32 PM
No.536211296
>>536196386
Quality insight into the Dravidian lifestyle post.
>>536196495
Curry flavored triggered meltdown post.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:30:47 PM
No.536211404
>>536214101
>>536218751
is no one queuing im stuck at 1/3 for big dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:33:12 PM
No.536211572
>>536211514
hang on i have a cold
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:35:20 PM
No.536211740
>>536211514
what pass dawg
Good fight. I played like shit.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:37:01 PM
No.536211867
>>536211945
>>536211962
>>536211762
gg dog and sorry about that, my game crashed while I was in the storm, that was quite scary
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:38:01 PM
No.536211945
>>536211867
No wonder the ulcerated tree spirit lagged.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:38:17 PM
No.536211962
>>536211762
>>536211867
ggs i played the latter half of the boss with 0 estus because i suck
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:38:51 PM
No.536212016
>>536212110
>>536211762
>3 of the easiest characters in the game
lol
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:40:00 PM
No.536212110
>>536212590
>>536212016
Kill yourself
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:40:43 PM
No.536212171
>>536197576
>her
Who's gonna tell him
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:44:34 PM
No.536212489
>>536209785
earring + evergaol, what more do you need?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:45:52 PM
No.536212590
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:57:34 PM
No.536213543
gg dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:58:09 PM
No.536213589
>>536213713
>dude i'm so good at the game and shit
>look up game history
>it's all wylders
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:58:38 PM
No.536213632
>>536195970
The only time I leave is if I see blatant red flags like someone trying to do a POI at level 1 or pinging castle at level 3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:58:51 PM
No.536213648
ggs hotdog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:59:42 PM
No.536213713
>>536215136
>>536213589
yeah, if you were truly good you'd use an underleveled character, like Ironeye, that has 40 levels less than Wylder
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:01:44 PM
No.536213876
>>536214630
>>536195970
the only time I leave is when its so obvious someone else has left, otherwise I will continue on to the night lord on my own out of spite.
so you died once and the team was .5 microseconds from reviving you because YOU were too far away, fuck you, get back in the game right now or get fucking banned you selfish cunt.
coop game, coop or fuck off.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:04:24 PM
No.536214101
>>536216460
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:08:43 PM
No.536214503
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:10:01 PM
No.536214612
This game isn't for me. It's so frustrating.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:10:13 PM
No.536214630
>>536214776
>>536218751
>>536213876
can you post this again but less ESL next time thanks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:11:03 PM
No.536214703
>>536211514
once I finish my chores it's que time
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:11:43 PM
No.536214776
>>536214630
I am English, learn to read fake white.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:12:24 PM
No.536214829
im sorry, i was the guardian its my first game for today :( im not usually this bad
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:14:22 PM
No.536215013
>>536215287
guardian is one heck of a bait class their whole gimmick is blocking except you dont even get a shield that doesn't guardbreak on a single hit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:14:26 PM
No.536215017
gg hotdog
>>536213713
How do the class stats translate to regular ER levels at 15? Did anyone calculate it?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:15:58 PM
No.536215169
oh boy, miss roll. so damn close.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:16:34 PM
No.536215236
gg barely any holy weapons but we still destroyed em
duchess is proving to be a great matchup vs dogs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:17:07 PM
No.536215287
>>536215013
use steel guard retard
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:17:14 PM
No.536215303
>>536215508
>>536215649
>launch game
>die once
>close app
is this the standard experience?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:19:09 PM
No.536215480
>>536215136
my head cannon is 1=10 so 15=150
the math doesn't exactly fit but close enough. its not like trying to compare old FF to FF13-3 to dark souls to elden ring and put them all on one scale and I have done that before. its complicated. the tldr is that lightning is OP as shit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:19:25 PM
No.536215508
>>536215303
Have you tried not being a complete shitter?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:19:57 PM
No.536215550
>>536215861
Ggs ironeye, wylder. sry bout dying 30 billion times, amazon driver texted me that he was gonna get to my place in 10 minutes and i was constantly looking at my phone to see if he called, motherfucker still aint here 30 mins later.
Thanks for getting me up 20 times ironeye, u da goat
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:20:03 PM
No.536215564
I kinda miss elden ring does anyone want to do a seamless co-op run? Maybe with item+enemy randomizer
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:20:58 PM
No.536215649
>>536215303
>3p randos
>shitshot
>filtered at nightlord if they even get that far
>then solo
>do about the same but usually better because not carrying
>close game
and that takes about 2 hours
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:22:00 PM
No.536215746
2/3 for hotdogs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:23:14 PM
No.536215861
>>536216113
>>536216242
Good fight. Please stop attacking the dog when it's doing this attack, the buff does have a tell and you can also punish it.
>>536215550
No worries.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:25:45 PM
No.536216113
>>536216157
>>536215861
does the buff not have a counter
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:26:20 PM
No.536216157
>>536216113
I think it stacks up to three, and you can also see it under its health bar.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:27:15 PM
No.536216242
>>536216364
>>536215861
Don't care still gonna attack
Just dodge
which dog do you prefer chat?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:28:37 PM
No.536216364
>>536216242
unironically this, I've never stopped swinging on this boss
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:29:09 PM
No.536216406
>>536216319
Both breathe fire on you constantly.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:29:31 PM
No.536216438
>>536216517
>>536228806
>>536216319
Man imagine if they made two giant dungeons instead of whatever the fuck those chalices were with those assets
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:29:43 PM
No.536216460
>>536218751
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:30:22 PM
No.536216517
>>536216438
i'm hoping thats what "depths" is
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:30:53 PM
No.536216571
>>536216319
3 cookies vs 1 cookie. You do the math.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:33:19 PM
No.536216790
>>536211147
I look like her
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:34:57 PM
No.536216921
>>536217449
>>536219153
>>536216319
Bloodborne was so fucking kino
I'm glad Nightreign has some Bloodborne influence, at least I feel it
The roundtable theme has a bit of the Hunter's Dream vocals mixed in I feel
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:38:17 PM
No.536217196
>>536217448
gg dog that fight wouldve been a lot smoother if i didnt try inflicting rot with the greataxe like a tard. takes way too long for the 2nd proc
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:38:38 PM
No.536217234
>>536215136
there are explicit stats for each class, look for them
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:39:15 PM
No.536217290
>>536220564
>>536222243
nox left
grass left
poopmask left
zenovis left
shitmask left
rya left
dsgtroon squad left
nyeko left
benhardt left
lero left
oulero left
klippy left
gemmy left
yemmy left
hbsc left
hibiscus left
pmask left
noktily left
umaru left
hellkite dragon left
jeenine left
prod left
oro left
syccjs left
leafschizo left
pancakes left
dogged contender left
zem left
nezuk left
madison left
mokfel left
amirah left
varrewhore left
umbra left
kairo left
benhart left
nora left
miquella goonette left
terr left
gemmy clone left
radahn left
yui left
darius left
dorkslayer left
lucifer left
nyeko clone left
mush left
dragonirian left
sneedger left
mari left
yys left
ace left
slugma left
steam group troons left
ergcord left
bumocord left
ER dev support left
fcs left
it's nyover...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:40:42 PM
No.536217410
WHAT DOES THAT POST EVEN MEAN?!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:40:59 PM
No.536217428
>>536217620
>>536218323
unironically wish there was an XP system / battlepass, just doing remembrances didnt really cut it for me I want actual incentives to play different things
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:41:14 PM
No.536217447
i fucking cant man why am i so shit at nightreign
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:41:15 PM
No.536217448
>>536217196
gg dog I somehow didn't get a single dagger that run, not a spell worth using, Eclipse Shotel is actually so ass
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:41:15 PM
No.536217449
>>536218031
>>536216921
if i didnt have the plat already and a billion games in my backlog I might play it right now
inevitable remaster will be free money for fromsoftware (and sony)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:43:16 PM
No.536217620
>>536221431
>>536217428
>battlepass
EA gtfo of here, go make yet another flop shoot game.
>>536168809 (OP)
Adel and Gladius are the best everdarks i think.
Fulghor and libra are alright too.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:43:32 PM
No.536217651
>>536217870
>>536217916
1/3 in cursed no shifting earth queue, I gamba'd too close to the sun then we lost last run please help
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:44:54 PM
No.536217782
>>536217886
>Wylder
228
>Guardian
221
>Ironeye
188
>Duchess
216
>Raider
215
>Revenant
222
>Recluse
229
>Executor
214
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:45:49 PM
No.536217870
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:45:54 PM
No.536217886
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:46:04 PM
No.536217902
>>536217647
how do u get that old school look for your webm
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:46:13 PM
No.536217916
>>536217651
>no shifting earth
nope, we WILL do noklateo for the 6 gorillionth time und you WILL like it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:46:13 PM
No.536217917
>>536215136
at level 15, Ironeye is the equivalent of 110, and recluse is the equivalent of 150, all the others are inbetween
>>536217851
no way they're this high level and Ironeye is so much lower
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:47:15 PM
No.536218013
>>536217647
based recluse
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:47:27 PM
No.536218031
>>536217449
for me it's always worth a replay once a year
it always has the best early game progression, always feels like I'm where I should be
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:47:38 PM
No.536218050
>>536218810
>>536217983
That's just what the stat points add up to, I don't think they scale the same way as base ER
Also Raider has 3 int at level 15 lmao
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:50:01 PM
No.536218252
>>536217983
Ironeye is just so good that he doesn't need stats.
>>536217428
>i need incentives to try different things, I don't have natural curiosity
Fuck off, ADHD kiddo.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:51:18 PM
No.536218351
>>536218323
you sound upset
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:51:36 PM
No.536218375
>>536217851
I got lvl190 for Wylder, let me double check
>>536217647
Adel is better than Fulghor by a mile.
Fulghor looks incredibly cool, but he's unironically easier than his base version.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:53:45 PM
No.536218567
>>536218323
Who are you quoting
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:54:12 PM
No.536218601
>>536210059
His kind are very sensitive about this kind of thing so please understand he must bust out the proxy reports saar
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:54:21 PM
No.536218614
>>536217983
Ironeye is powerful because of his unique bow moveset and mark. His stats aren't very impressive, he has the same spread as executor (second lowest) but worse.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:54:26 PM
No.536218623
>>536218472
yeah his corupted arm give him more way more reach.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:55:43 PM
No.536218751
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:56:20 PM
No.536218810
>>536219196
>>536219395
>>536218050
>>536217851
you can't just sum stats. you gotta check the difference between rl1 and rl15. However, the difference is true. Wylder is rl190 while Ironeye is rl147.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:58:23 PM
No.536219008
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:59:59 PM
No.536219153
>>536216319
Watchdog wins by coming first and looking cooler.
>>536216921
Shartreign doesnβt deserve BB but the remaster should do us some good.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:00:08 PM
No.536219167
>>536220170
>>536207324
>>increased whirlwind duration that just makes enemies harder to hit / doesn't stagger mounted bosses
You've never played guardian
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:00:29 PM
No.536219196
>>536219776
>>536218810
if you want to compare to other systems too you have to take the maximum damage potentials and health potentials and turn it into a coefficient and plug that into a formula for comparison. not as complicated as it seems, example FF has attack etc maximums of 255 for many years, while ER souls etc uses AR which caps at "around* " 2000, after the most buffs possible, unless im wrong.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:01:44 PM
No.536219310
sorry my finger slipped
>>536218810
ACTUALLY if you want to do it the ER-accurate way, you just subtract 79 from the total because every class starts with a spread of 80 at RL1 (if you remove the extra stats from the higher starter level)
It's easy to see this with Wretch that has 10 in every stat and starts at level 1
So it would be
>Wylder
149
>Guardian
142
>Ironeye
109
>Duchess
137
>Raider
136
>Revenant
143
>Recluse
150
>Executor
135
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:03:26 PM
No.536219487
>>536219395
feels good being a wylderer
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:03:54 PM
No.536219538
>>536219395
Damn wtf buff ironeye
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:06:35 PM
No.536219776
>>536220008
>>536219395
but most classes have stats lower than 10 at the start, so I don't think adding like that vs Wretch really works. But anyway, these numbers that compare to 79 total are something that I would expect cause DLC showcase characters during events were lvl150 and I thought FS treats this as a sort of a default end-game level. I never checked before and I'm really surprised by these differences
>>536219196
AR lies because of motion values, duration of parts of animation etc
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:06:43 PM
No.536219791
>>536219915
Are crossbows insane in NR then since they have no scailing in ER?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:06:53 PM
No.536219809
>>536219395
witch domination
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:08:13 PM
No.536219915
>>536219791
They have no scaling and are thus ass unless you have wraiths while walking or something
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:09:15 PM
No.536220008
>>536219776
>but most classes have stats lower than 10 at the start,
Well yeah, cause they have higher numbers in other stats. If you add them up and remove the extra levels, they all add up to 80.
Wretch is actually a bad class if you want a specialized build at a specific level cause you'll always end up with wasted stats.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:11:00 PM
No.536220170
>>536219167
show me a webm of the extended whirlwind micro staggering tree sentinel/draconic/loretta
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:13:05 PM
No.536220327
>>536220520
I miss when players would spec classes in DaS2 thinking their smart for ''optimizing'''' when the reality is that their 1 INT was giving them 0magic defence making them take true damage LOL.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:14:21 PM
No.536220419
>>536220642
>>536218472
The main thing that needs reworking when it comes to Fulghor is his nuke which hits nobody.
>>536220327
>DaS2
we dont talk about that here
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:15:54 PM
No.536220564
>>536217290
don't forget layla...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:16:13 PM
No.536220582
does miquella wear panties
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:17:00 PM
No.536220642
>>536221378
>>536220419
>The main thing that needs reworking when it comes to Fulghor is his nuke which hits nobody.
even if it does hit you, who cares? you have an eternity to drink a physic, run under him, etc. the only dangerous thing fulghor can even do is his flurry attack but you just roll behind him. i like the fight but it feels free compared to gladius and libra
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:17:16 PM
No.536220664
>>536218323
You struck a nerve.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:17:23 PM
No.536220675
>>536221239
lads there's too many buttons to press I cant keep up with this new game why do they have to change the control scheme on every new entry to the series
punch miquella
stab miquella
kick miquella in the ribs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:18:39 PM
No.536220806
>>536220520
>pic
unironically pure SOVL
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:18:40 PM
No.536220809
>>536196386
Such a masterful serenade. Truly, she must have fallen for his hindi saar charm.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:19:24 PM
No.536220878
>>536220950
miquella is the worst written character in any souls game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:19:57 PM
No.536220929
>>536196386
rare footage of a guardian main going outside
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:20:09 PM
No.536220950
>>536220725
>>536220878
Leda is going to rip your nuts off and feed them to you
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:22:41 PM
No.536221180
>>536220520
we simply admire it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:23:07 PM
No.536221228
>>536221635
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:23:15 PM
No.536221239
>>536220675
You can do it, gramps.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:24:34 PM
No.536221378
>>536220642
He's definitely free as it is but you could probably salvage it somewhat by making him hit harder. it's just fundamentally his biggest move is trash and unless it tracked you until the point of impact it's a zero threat.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:25:09 PM
No.536221431
>>536217620
Shut your ass up scrawny girl *dicks you down*
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:27:00 PM
No.536221603
>>536218472
the base version is easy as long as you have lighting weapon
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:27:21 PM
No.536221635
>>536221228
Leda? More like Le Dead after she attempts to gank me and the boys (Ansbach and Thiollier).
I'm just utter shit. Just started playing and failed 2 runs as Guardian. (I died once and closed the game on day 1 both runs)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:30:52 PM
No.536221969
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:31:00 PM
No.536221985
>>536220725
why would you want to hurt this harmless boy?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:33:33 PM
No.536222226
>>536220520
Yeah, let's not talk about games that are better than Elden Ring.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:33:45 PM
No.536222243
>>536217290
go talk to adrixd2 instead of spamming here
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:35:27 PM
No.536222403
>>536222485
>>536221752
STOP PLAYING GUARDIAN! I'm TIRED OF SEEING IT! ON GAOLS IT'S NEGATIVE DPS, IN THE NIGHTLORD IT'S 3BARS! I was in a run, right? and ALL OF THE BIRDS WERE JUST BLOCKING ATTACKS.
I fucking looked at a crucible knight guard breaking him and said "THAT'S SOME STRONG ATTACKS YOU'RE BLOCKING" I looked at the boss ignoring Guardian and said "GUARDIAN? MORE LIKE WHY IS IRONEYE GETTING ALL THE AGGRO HAHAHA" AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:36:17 PM
No.536222485
>>536223965
>>536222403
Calm down Trump.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:36:42 PM
No.536222537
why can every attack just guard break the bird through his passive?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:37:10 PM
No.536222585
>>536223220
>>536221752
why play solo?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:43:49 PM
No.536223220
>>536223652
>>536222585
I need to be perfect before I play with other people.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:46:26 PM
No.536223473
>>536221752
Guardian is the highest skill floor class
Play Wylder or Raider instead
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:48:17 PM
No.536223652
>>536223220
solo mode:
>teaches no strategy related to revives
>gives a lot more runes to compensate for being alone
>makes it much easier to stance break enemies
>teaches no communication
>causes most enemies to 1v1, unlike in trios where you get ganked very often
you won't be perfect in a team after playing solo. Just hop on Nightreign and play with the bros, you'll learn all you need very fast. Read the codex in RTH, it's very useful, btw
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:51:31 PM
No.536223965
>>536222485
Trump hates Indian bird men? Awesome
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:39:42 PM
No.536228806
>>536216438
I enjoyed the chalices :(
My favorite part of Bloodborne actually, I hoped that NR would scratch the same itch but it doesn't have as much content for the "dungeon" part of it