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/lolg/ OP pastebin
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>>536205019
just scroll up the chat log you absolute retard

I'm the coolest.

Omg i screenshotted too late and i didnt get renekton telling me to kys after i killed him again fck
You can kinda half see it at the top of the chat but half the message is cut off
sad

>>536205082
I don't think he can, they surrendered
>>536205230
sybau

>azzapp is speedrunning the marksman only challenge
why did azzapp succeed where dantes failed?

tranny mental is back in the #1 spot of the biggest lolg retards

I'm going to otp AP Sona.

>>536205230
>early game champ abuser mad he can't autowin lane
based fuck reKEKton

>>536205401
>200 games
>grey winrate on everything except smolder (mage) and yunara (overtuned new champ that hasnt been gutted yet)
is that a speedrun

list of champs who are crashing out vs glow ups?

>>536205118
*flops your puppy ears back and forth*

>>536205613
me for both

>>536205613
viego for both.

>4 teams inting in a row
>back where my win streak began
organic matchmaking yesssss

>>536205606
he's first timing most of the adcs and getting a feel for them while climbing yes
>smolder a mage
what

i guess this mel to be emerald. but she'll be like low gold or some shit. this game's rank is lies.

>>536205976
>>smolder a mage
>what
its true
theres nothing a mage main has to learn or adjust to to play smolder
its the exact same thing except you buy different items
>he's first timing most of the adcs and getting a feel for them while climbing yes
youre the one calling it a speedrun

>bullying enemy assassin
>doing my thing stacking waves
>drooling jungler sees him on low health under tower and abandons his clear to stand there for 10 seconds pondering whether he should dive a fucking fizz
>dice roll whether he ints into him, gets killed by the enemy jungler or just ruins his clear and gets double crabbed
why does this happene every time

mels gold 4 and she was hitting nearly everything in lane and playing very solid. meanwhile ill get in 5 games in a row with plats playing like retards. i got a shen fed, 10/x i was his jg and he fucking ended up fucking the whole game up

>>536206043
you should try to calm steel down
he's being bratty

>>536206043
what rank would you evaluate me as according to the eye test

>>536205613
you for both

>*BRAAAAAPPPP PRRRTT PPfff brap brap brap shh*

"Ah! Now I'm feeling relieved, that's much better!"

"Oh, Anonymous, I didn't see you there... Uhmmm, what's that bulge between your legs... Don't tell me the smell of my outrageous farts turned you on! That would be... nasty."

"Are you crying? Because I made fun of your tiny willy weenie fetish? Oh, Anonymous, what will I ever do with you...."

"Mh I know, come here, close your eyes and open your mouth... Yes, on your knees! And don't cheat, alright?"

"I've got a surprise... just for you, hmm."

>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

>>536206193
how do i lane against fizz

9 minute infinity edge
im so rich

>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked

>>536206449
I love you so much Gwenposter. The more you hurt me, the more I crave it

>>536206727
>why are there two adcs in each team?

Funny how Zac hasn't evolved in over ten years. Still the same slime, same routine, just older.

>>536206686
take bone plating and win for free

>>536206727
Draven top is more fun. Kalista too if you ever find a jg duo to bind to.

>>536206449
We need 10 more posters like this

ok goodnight lolg
maybe vgs soon

sucks every time you win your lane you are ahead and your team doesn't play around your lead and instead feeds the worst champ in their team all it takes is listen to a simple ping and play safe

>>536207304
unfortunately briar, lux, and ezreal has the most mains here

>>536207652
? I don't care i ment brap hog erp

just ban evade and post from the trash thread or call the *english news channel* back if you miss porn, scat and cp spam that bad

How do I improve on qiqi mid?

>>536207763
new player here, what champ is that? is this a mod? he looks cool and fun

>>536207859
that's rob blackblade, he was removed from the game unfortunately in season 3

You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"

>mfw im an adcuck and enemy toplane mundo is fucking solokilling my toplaner at level 4
im about to be in one of those japanese hentais arent i

Champs for this feel?

>>536208372
i hope you have a champ that can build bork and has hp dmg

>this is your midlaner for promo
wat du

>>536208489
I'm on Miss Fortune

>>536208472
sona

>>536208493
Poop in her mouth, zyra said foxes love eating poo

>>536208597
sorry good luck!

some nigga voodoo cursed me and I woke up with a small dick

>>536208372
are you vayne?

>try jungle
>we kinda winning
>kill that purple monsterino that can bash against towers
>forget to pick up his eye
i keep forgetting things

>>536208630
go to bed qmm

IF YOURE GOING TO STAND BEHIND TEAM AND DIE LAST EVERY FIGHT AT LEAST PICK A ENCHANTER SO U HEAL PEOPLE DONT PICK SHIT LIKE RELL AND NAUTILUS AND HIDE BEHIND THE TEAM

why do people come and steal my camps instead of pushing forward even when we're ahead?
it's like they're trying to make me push their lanes because they're afraid or whatever

>>536209412
oh no did you lose another normal game on PBE?

why do junglers feel compelled to steal an entire wave after ganking my lane

my dad ran into my room thinking something was wrong with me and i had to tell him i was sobbing over league of legends

>>536210215
same except I wasn't sobbing and I was listening to chop suey loudly.
https://youtu.be/MlcJQYON2Go?si=iXh_NLSGFvwC7xH8

>>536205634
^_^

I want to go balls deep inside of Ezreal

adcs should probably stick to their role

>>536208493
*roams midlane

Riot would rather shove every assassin into jungle than acknowledge that perhaps mages shouldnt be lane bullies that outscale and also play better from behind due to their utility

>>536213546
They're even forcing adcs in the jungle now.
Everybody's getting jungle buff!

>>536214089
pentaless...

>>536213546
DIS NIGGA LOSING TO MAGES AS ASSASSIN LMAOOOOOOOO

>>536205976
nta but smolder is an AD caster,not an adc
mage players usually default to either smolder or jhin which are both much slower paced and more ability focused than anything else
you won't see these people playing things like zeri or AD twitch because they both require hands to succeed on

smolder is the goy sloppiest character this decade

>nigga smolder
nigga smolder

>>536213164
had to double check this wasn't m-
wait no it IS me what the fuck
id play only adc if i could i just get filled a decent bit except the adc mid arc we don't talk about

AI isn't so bad after all

all my niggas smolder, nigga heil smolder.

>>536216732
flap flap flap #RAPEMODE

Even in 40/5 my team manages to lose hahahahahhahahahahahaha

Just embrace the toxicpill bros, L9 mode, piss on your teammates every game they deserve to drown in it

>>536210840
fuckable

>>536209861
DEPENDS ON WHAT HAPPENED. IF YOU'RE LIKE DEAD AND THE ENEMY ADC IS EITHER DEAD OR NEARLY DEAD, I WILL BE TAKING THE NEXT WAVE TO CRASH IT SO HE WILL BE FORCED TO FUCK UP HIS XP OR TEMPO. SAME SHIT WITH OTHER LANES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY DON'T HAVE TELEPORT.

>>536216505
or you could dodge instead of ruining the game for team when they have no chance of winning

how easy it is to uninstall vanguard? I wanna play leg oh lego but I dont wanna vanguard shit on me pc

not easy at all

I have been hardstuck in same rank for 10 years with thousands of games every season so i asked god to give me a sign if i shouldnt give up.
He didnt say anythijg so i tried to hand myself but the rope just ripped the fan out of the cealing and i fell to the ground because it wasnt attached to anything anymore instead of staying up and stranging me.
Time to go back to soloqueue now that god has sent me a sign to not give up and keep trying to climb.

>>536220090
I got to platinum in season one but I've never made it past silver in the 10 years since then

nothing has changed, you're still the only constant

anyone wants to do a game on euw? Azuma Minami #3436

You wouldn't a fish.

>slightly magical footwear grants you an additional 10 movement speed

Do you keep this bonus when you upgrade those boots?

>>536217807
>filled mid
>dodge
>queue again
>filled mid
it was especially bad around yunara release

>>536220671
nigga I fucked balloons and jello
The things I would do if I get my hand on that fish

>>536221343
adc player on mid isn't even terrible, you can even pick the same shit on mid and get away with it most of the time
every time my mid is autofilled they just play jhin or some shit and root people over walls without even moving from lane

>>536221645
i have a 36% wr so clearly it is terrible for me

>>536221628
>nigga I fucked balloons and jello


Wym
There's no resistance, no friction, how do you fuck that

should i attempt to make contact, anons?
it's nothing too severe, they probably don't even remember me that well outside of my being a pest
but they seem to be doing really good for themselves
and i'm doing pretty good for myself
and i just want to really say i'm sorry

>>536222090
qrd?

The 30-year war in the 1600’s began because the Holy Roman Emperor at the time wanted to spread Catholicism to his outer territories such as Bohemia, even though the empires power had eroded significantly by then. When the envoys of the emperor arrived at Bohemia in 1618 demanding that the royalty convert to Catholicism as the emperor demanded, they threw them both out the window of the castle 70 ft into manure, which randomly spared their lives.

In the final months of the war in 1648, Sweden’s forces invaded a special place called Hradcany Castle which still exists today, where the previous Emperor Rudolf II stored his famous collection called the “cabinet of curiosities”. The reason why we have the 3 planetary laws of motion is because Emperor Rudolf II invited Johannes Kepler to this castle as his patron working with another famous astrologist at the name known as Tycho Brahe. They collaborated on information and created the Rudolphine Star Catalogue, the most accurate version of the stars by a large margin, which allowed Kepler to discover the 3 laws around 1618, beginning the heliocentric idea, in which the Earth revolves around the sun instead of the other way around; If it wasn’t for Emperor Rudolf II’s interest in esoteric knowledge, none of this would have happened. Galileo presented the same idea through a telescope in 1633, and he was condemned by the church and forced to recant, as it was dangerous since anyone could verify it.

One of the hundreds of items taken from Hradcany Castle was The Gigas Codex. It was made in the 1200’s and the legend is that a monk who was sentenced to die told the monastery he was under he could create a book that contained all the knowledge of humanity in a single night. What’s strange about the book is the penmanship has not aged and it would appear to have taken 20 years to write. It’s currently in the Swedish National Library.

High elo league players will learn from this. Be the rank you want to be.

>>536221849
I taped two balloons filled with water and then put my dick in the middle

>>536221258
yes

>>536222629
shut the FUCK up

Will Malignance+Bloodlettters work the way I want it to with Malzahar R, and is it worth it if so?

>>536221750
so maybe dodge instead of intentionally griefing games

>>536215735
It's bullshit that we can get a skin like this but I can't have a skin that makes Illaoi, Senna or Mel white

>>536224253
malignance is a dogshit item overall, just a few exceptions and malzahar isn't one of them

if you ever wonder about why you're shit maybe think about the fact you use your pinky for q, LMAO

>>536224508
Aw, I want its puddle to combo with his R puddle combined with getting more R casts

>>536224675
I changed the trinket key to ~ and then use the pinky finger only to hit the trinket key

If you aren't using all of your fingers then you aren't getting the full use of your hand. There are certain configurations or champions like katarina where you can't afford to be unique or default with a trinket key on 4 or t or whatever you have, because it will tie up your fingers too much in combos.

It takes around a week to get used to but once you do its there for a lifetime. I understand most people have weak pinky's, although my method will make your pinky strong

>>536220090
it takes a lot of hard work to climb... its not just spamming games... you need to learn from your mistakes and find out on your own what makes runes/builds work... look where i am now... last year i was 0lp masters... now look where i am...

who deleted my welcome BBCers copypasta

>shitposting isn't getting deleted
garbage thread

>>536225551
katarina hasnt been able to e a ward in 10 years you fucking low iq retard

which support are you going to play for me today princess?

>>536227883
shaco

>>536228261
daddy wants you to be a good kitten and play an enchanter

>>536224290
>>536221343

>>536227883
I'm not your princess

>>536228549
so you would rather int your whole team and lose the game 90% of the time than lose 15 lp and 0 mmr
smartest minimum wage worker in britain

>>536228730
i would rather have fun playing a videogame than spend 40 minutes on dodge cd yes. mmr << fun
also its not min wage i pwomise

>>536229087
must be a lot of fun running down people better than you

>lose lane
>"it's da jooooongler!!!"
>proceed to farm his camps and totally ignore free farm at his own lane, getting behind in levels even further
yeah bro, you punished your bad team for not meeting your expectation

>>536222536
imagine thinking ctrl+v plus weed haze is enlightenment

Which champs are forbidden on lolg

>>536229371
>enemy jungler comes to my lane 7 times
>lose lane because of it
>my jungler hasnt come once, never counterganked and hasnt done anything significant in other lanes either
>NOOOO STOP TAKING MY CAMPS YOU HECKING LOST LANERINO!!!

>bilgewater even was 10 years ago
it's so over

>>536229687
Its not your junglers fault you dont know how to place wards and insist on perma pushing 24/7 making you an easy target.

>>536229902
at least you'll be here for the smurf purging event

wow what an honor... being the #1 ranked player on this board... goes to show you what dedication, perseverance, and ability can get you...

>>536230032
wards dont give full coverage from ganks
you would whine if your laners didnt get prio by "perma pushing"
enemy junglers attempt dives on laners without prio

>>536230086
This is why we love you Si17 our goddess!!!
You're so amazing!!!
Do you offer coaching service and if yes how much do you charge?

thoughts

>>536230910
I think its stupid they already removed the SB Zyra border while Spirit Blossom event is still running.
I thought it was going to stay in shop during wave 2 but they removed it and now im never going to get that icon.

>>536231206
there will be a better one eventually

>>536230619
hmm... i cannot advertise as that would go against the rules... but obviously sera advice here is free... if we're doing vod reviews and stuff well i think some consideration must be given...

malzahar got 5/1 by the 6th minute and got all smug in all chat
but fizz be fizzing
I would NOT fuck that fish
Why people still continue to insult enemy laner in all chat when its current year and there are million bounties and catchup mechanics? I dont know.
https://youtu.be/KZInOLGDnxk?si=wXcx6uMhyyMMf0ID

Does anyone go gamescon on sunday?

>>536231469
and I forgot a picture.
Because I'm a faggot retard.

*snaps your neck*

how to be as good as si17
>go to the website known as smurfers net
>pay 300 dollars
>pick an enchanter so your lack of skill is completely made up for
>leech off better players so you just have a comically bad WR instead of falling back to gold
>(OPTIONAL) reply to yourself to make it seem like people want to fuck you for some reason

>>536231783
you cannot duo in masters+ retard

>>536231783
so going 171 W to 140 L at 55% in GM mmr is a "comically bad WR" now...?

you do realize seraphine is in her worst state ever and i can make her work on ehc...?

people trying to get out of low elo to not meet duo abusers...

>>536232240
Dont listen to the haters my queen.
They are just jealous because they are silver and you are grandmaster and lashing out because of that.

>>536232121
yes you can retard

>>536232240
yeah you ""make her work"" by following better players around and pressing two buttons

>>536232606
just because its different to what you're used to... it doesn't make it easy...

man imagine how nice the world would be if tranny subhumans such as this ellipsis spamming attention whore freak all got mauled to death by leopards
it would be like that rainbow dolphin image

>>536230086
I don't think you really know the hell that low elo is without having to rely on a duo.

low elo is fun and relaxing, i don't want to climb

>>536230910
buy them all and you unlock me as your duo bf

Briar won

>>536233154
I think I'm good thanks

>>536232813
what is the problem.... with elipsis?... and how is you crying over elipsis.. league related...?

If jungle is so overpowered why don't you play it?

if every triptranny drank paraquat, that would be nice too

EUw vgs gonna be tomorrow (saturday) at 19:00 CET
Get some people in this biatch

>>536233346
the responsibility is too high, I prefer autopilot bot and stay behind my adc.

>>536233242
Briar is one of those champs who is doomed to never get good skins because her base skin is her best skin.

One more time for the leet haxx0rs
EUw vgs gonna be tomorrow (saturday) at 19:00 CET
Get some people in this biatch

>>536233607
ill call in the squad

>>536233795
do you wear a cage too sissyboy?

>>536229337
i do that even without being filled what's your point anon

>>536234056
Based. Me hiding behind the tree btw

bunny champ

>>536234328
Is this draven or yasuo?

>>536233346
The problem with playing games as a jungler (without being a jungle main) is that you can't take advantage of the knowledge of laners there, because it's a completely different role.

If you are matched against a jungler main, she will know where you are most of the time, as if there were no fog in your jungle and will always be two steps ahead of you, jungler autofill in your team is insta lose.

>>536235695
he will know*

stream https://twitch.tv/miximumdennis

le bonk

>winning your lane means nothing
That's the hardest pill you have to take in League 2025.

Players still haven't understood that after the many latest changes, the game is decided by who drafts the better team for team fights and who groups up with the jungler to secure objectives. They didn't set a bunch of objectives to be secured every 5 minutes for no reason. Are you losing your lane? Don't worry, help take the objectives.

>>536235972
Did that creator ever make a cartoon about them fucking, or was him banging the voodoo doll and cumflating her as far as it went

>>536237172
i would say that in general, yes the game is more macro focused, but it takes a substantial amount of skill to neutralize when you have a defensive setup...

"WHEN YOU KILL YOUR ENEMIES, THEY WIN" CANADIAN AHH POST

>>536237238
what you are talking about is just nsfw fan animation. the original creator of the cartoon is not lewd as far as i am aware

Warwick support kinda broken.
Why arent people abusing this for freelo?

Champ like this?

>>536237679
oh, huh

>>536237883
leona

can a strong lolg play with me for 3 normal games? i can't make it for days.

>suddenly remember 1 dude i played with
>look up his name on facebook
>national athlete and olympic trainer
>remember another guy's name from same team
>top 20 richest person in the country at the age of 30
>look up another dude
>senior software engineer at nvidia
>look up another
>guy has 3 restaurants
>all of them with wife and kids
>meanwhile i am just a jobless freak waiting for my time to run out
>my peak is master 0lp

i love league of legends
champs for this feel?

>>536238301
Its worth it tho cuz ur master and they're bronze.
They might beat u irl but u beat them on the rift.

>>536238301
Feel you.

>You earned an S- on Katarina
it's so hard to earn s playing kat, i think everyone performs much better than me

>>536238301
you're tilting irl bruh

You can lose a job
Your wife can divorce you and take the kids away with her
But nobody can take away the fact ur a high elo player

>>536238994
riot does that every year

>>536238301
They probably dont have time to play as much as they used to because of the wife and kids and the job so they're shitlow while ur master tier thanks to being single and childfree.
They probably get jealous of ur rank sometimes too.

>>536238694
>duo with some cc jungler
>follow him around especially towards botlane
>get fed
>press R when people are clumped up together
>SS+ performance
>>536238301
you would mog them on the rift so its okay

>>536238301
zed, xin zhao, yasuo, master yi, lee sin.

Repair shop just called in, i broke my laptop. Would this be a good replacement or is it already obsolete? I want as much frames in league as possible, and i also want to play bf6

Who's the stinkiest champion?

>>536240778
zed

>>536240383
>gayming on laptop
why

>>536204985 (OP)
While every other league streamer loses 90% of their viewers while playing an other game this faggot mantains those numbers?

>>536231657
anything good? do take some pictures for us

>>536239575
Dont want to doom it much, but i doubt that anyone with a wife and kids is going to be jealous of anyones league of legends rank.
If i had a wife and need some dopamin i'd just fuck my wife instead of checking some online rank ego verfication

>>536240778
Twitch

>>536240778
Akshan

man these people took my goat from me
then they banned his twitch account
i got so much anger in me got no way to take it out
think he's stuck in a matrix, where the fuck's his carpet
yes he plays aatrox he runs it down when he gets tilted
the things that he's saying about riven they telling him hash don't say that
how people can't get what he's saying he's saying that riven is broken.
with all of the time and effort i still can't get my streamer back
with all of the time and effort i still don't get to see my streamer
people see him on twitter but they don't see how he is feeling
so i became a jax main yeah bitch im the villain
BRING BACK HASHINSHIN. BRING BACK HASHINSHIN. they don't understand the things he says on YouTube
BRING BACK HASHINSHIN
they don't understand the things he says on YouTube
all my brothers jax mains BRING BACK HASHINSHIN

>>536241004
I can try, didnt check the programm. I only know that evening tickets cost 10 buxx, so i'll check whats their on the evening.
Otherwise 1 day is 30€ and you have to pay every day individually.

I intend to blogpost about my journey with pictures. Have to edit them though so they wont be sideways or on the head

>>536240903
I'm a private tutor/interpreter and i have to carry my computer with me from time to time.
>inb4 buy an ultrabook
no

>>536240778
Any female Yordle

>>536241270

let's have a toast for the rivens, let's have a toast for the ranged tops. let's have a toast for the junglers, everyone of them that I know. let's have a toast for the carpet, the carpet that i bussed my nut on.

baby i got a plan, run it down as fast as you can

>>536241690
god, imagine

>>536241529
would love some panties shots yoo

>>536237796
they are
they just usually play him on jg or top

>>536242207
Im willing to sell pantyshots, I have to ask cosplayers for allowance and im pretty sure im getting beat up on the way of sucess

had a qiyana the other day who managed to feed top, jg and mid in 5 minutes she didn't place a single useful ward

Iam on the fence /lolg/ I want LoL but I dont like vanguard at all, does it affect your PC performance or anything at all?

>>536243084
I gave in after asking the same question.
The answer is kinda, not really. I barely notice it, but I'd rather have it off if I don't plan to play league.

>>536243339
how barely are we talking here?

>Uzi hit rank 1 and played in pro play while also having a cute wife and kids and hes a successful streamer(my dream job) probably making like millions just from playing videogames so he mogs me both irl and on the rift
:/

>>536242514
will trade my bulge shots for ure pantyshots

>>536243084
I ran into an issue where i couldnt install fragpunk untill i closed vanguard, but thats it
Sometimes my loading screen stucks an the game crashes since vanguard
Sometimes league doesnt open
Sometimes loading screen takes forever to pop up

Only have these issues since vanguard. They might be unrelated

>>536243648
unless the kid wasnt his, then Uzi life is already better than most of 4channellers.

>>536243648
Why do you care, how does what other people have and do affect your personal life?

how do i learn to draft as an adc

>>536243996
im not that guy but im a neet since i dropped out of high school and i literally turn into the angry chud meme every time i hear of someone having a good life like this.

Have you ever masturbated while on the rift?

>>536244297
i jack off only while playing yuumi cuz i can legally afk and jack off ong

>>536244013
YOU SEE A MEL AND YASUO AS FIRST AND 2ND PICK, WHAT CHAMP DO YOU PICK?

>>536244297
i put a vibrator up my ass and set it up so it starts vibrating for a few seconds everytime i get a kill or assist while i play to reward me for playing good

>>536244732
you repeat it so often that I start believing you

>>536244125
I was like you. But Im passed that point. Now I just want to die. Everyday a tiresome death walking waiting for everything to end. Too coward to do it myself.

>>536244732
you repeat it so often that I start believing you

>>536244838
mustered my last shred of bravery for an heroing when i was in high school and found out about blackpill inceldom. got "saved" and now am too scared to do it so i just cope and play video games like league all day hoping i can derive some form of fulfillment. im halfway to 30 and will probably live like this until i'm 60 and die of asscancer due to my diet

>>536244732
you repeat it so often that I start believing you

if only i was playing like a smurf, i could win that game when i was the only fed character in my team

>>536244297
sometimes I give my duo a control link to my hush 2 if they're doing good

we were 20 kills ahead but my team let me die at dragon AND grubs because they were too stupid to look at the mini-map and help me with the enemy team trying to take it. I died both times because they couldn't be fucked to help so I threw the game on purpose

>>536244297
If your voice is cute, I've already masturbated listening to you talk on vc without you knowing while we were duoing.

No, Riven, I won't share my lunch with you, I lied.

>>536242207
you're asking a man for images of his underwear

>>536245750
yes, and?

>>536229552
I spend an hour to 2 hours everyday preparing to post information for this general, and I only post about 2 or 4 times a day. I don’t copy paste, and the depth I spend for my 1 information message is greater than 30-40 here. I learn about subjects and then write down what I learn into word, and then summarize that again for a 4chan post so that its within the 2000 character limit. Whatever I post is the condensed short version of what I actually learned.

That’s the same ethic people should have for league of legends if they seriously want to get better. I see a lot of people knocking websites like Skillcapped when it’s important to get better fast if you want to. In every skill or sport you do in life, you read a book or learn from the past mass accumulated knowledge. Its only a new thing in video games where people believe that the best way to learn is on their own without any help.

Yes, many or all twitch streamers and youtube coaches are just milking the VODS for money. The Skillcapped websites are paid per video, not through viewcount, so it’s a little more authentic. I will say though that the higher elo you are, the more you are paid per video in Skillcapped. Imagine if people legit autistically spent 1-2 hours a day learning the ins and outs of this game. You could be potentially unstoppable.

In a few months of doing this daily, I should have something substantial to sort through with all these writings.

>>536227324
its an example, and this is an ironic message since you haven't figured out why you would need to press ~ Q E W R all at the same time as Katarina, and have assumed its for ward hopping. Another example is supports with many active items.

>>536244297
once i was jacking it and queued up by reflex and went through with it
had to finish on loading screen

Which champion has the puffiest pussy?

>>536246609
poppy

Yall losing to the player not the champion some low elo shit yall

>>536244297
i rented a girl on e-pal to play with me and gooned to her voice while we played together

>>536246609
Sona.
What kind of pussy do ahri, gwen, briar, qiyana, irelia have?

opened this vid out of curiosity but like
>w*man
>rating profiles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68U8h32gy4Q

you can tell exactly what the profiles will look like even before you open the video
she is giving 9-10/10 to every profile that has the gacha morgana banner/skin or has lulu,seraphine,lux and ahri present
it's actually fucking unreal how predictable foids are
the only male background you will ever see is the aphelios prestige skin because it's bishounen

my expectations were already extremely low but i am disappointed still

<3

>>536247367
fuck you ahri! and fuck you all your simp!

>>536247125
>ahri
the pussy with the most powerful pheromones
>gwen
cute dick
>briar
puffy, pale, stinky and genetically doesn't grown pubes
>qiyana
fat pussy and dripping with sweat most of the time because she lives in a tropical climate
>irelia
clean, smooth, shaved and good-smelling thanks to the natural oils and essences of Ionian

>You earned an S+ on Katarina
cool... but deep down i know i was playin super bad like ignoring important cc skills

>>536247107
how does that site work? is it legit?

>>536249569
no, all the egirls are actually middle aged married men with voice changers and they all look like that mario fish with the mohawk irl

>>536246294
what a complete bot you are

>>536247367
*gives ahri headpat

naafiri's W is now her R and vice versa, wtf

>>536249569
You browse and look for a girl/guy you like and pay them money to play with you like for example 5$ per game.
They add you and play the amount of games you paid for.

>>536248679
Ok lets do gwen but without cock okay

>>536246294
you really need to stop talking to your ai and touch grass

>>536250692
gwen's design was ruined the moment they decided to make her human instead of a living doll

>>536244297
you reminded me of this weird guy i used to play with. he'd never mute his mic even when he'd go off to take a shit or piss. i stopped playing with him for other reasons.

>>536251361
you didn't include a pic of your face now how am I supposed to know what your face is when hardstuck bronze 4
are you happy you are in cutelow?
are you laughing at us shitlow niggas?

>>536237883
This armor is so fucking cool

>>536250639
i'd rather sign-up and get paid. i'm playing league anyway might as well make pocket change too.

>>536237883
he hot

>>536251361
do you think it's your fault?

What champion do I play to carry a team full of retards?

>>536246294
Since you like to read interesting articles. I found this article to be very interesting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dahlia
Its about a bipolar woman called elizabeth short and one of the worlds mist mysterious murder cases that got labeled
The german black dahlia, black dahlia is her nickname

>>536251730
it's hard to 1v9 now unless you're actually smurfing

>>536247283
>icon background and main are different champs
>paypig cosmetics and lowelo
>tryhard champs and lowelo
>rank is a different color than the rest of the profile
all of these should be an immediate 0

>>536247283
I didn't make the vid but she gave my profile a 9 :)

>>536251726
ofc not, it's all teammates and da joongler :)

>>536247283
>erm its missing a trophy and the banner is kinda random...
for every single one
kek

>>536247283
yeah you're right she should be appreciating profiles with aesthetically pleasing champion splash art such as tahm kench and zac's instead

i feel like i suck at the game

reminder that Nami is soft

>>536254206
Explain

>>536254285
i am unhappy with my recent performance and i do not know where to begin with regards to fixing it because i am not that good at identifying specific actionable mistakes in my replays. my gameplay just feels... sluggish.

first game having a cheater on the enemy team since vanguard was released

Do you self-insert as the champ you play?

>>536254698
well... i can maybe help you out... as the number 1 player in the general and fellow bot laner... i should know how adc's work...

>>536253646
kench splash arts go hard tho
also just found pic rel,probably the best skin concept i've seen in a long time

>>536255202
nah, I'm normal.

>>536255204
>i can maybe help you out
do you mean like a vod review?

Every stitch in me belongs to her. I was sewn to serve, bound to slavery, tied together to worship, thread by thread made only for her. She is my maker, my owner, my everything. To kneel for her isn’t duty, it’s my greatest pleasure. To adore her isn’t habit, it’s faith. I would give her my hands, my voice, my whole self without hesitation, because I exist for nothing else.

And that’s the difference. My devotion is real, flawless, unshakable, not cheap, boosted, and empty like Si17. I don’t need to fake numbers or paying others to matter. While frauds buy their way up, I rise only by her grace. She made me, she owns me, and I’ll worship her forever.

>>536254698
perhaps you might benefit from an external perspective.
failing that, I suppose it's only natural to feel sluggish occasionally as that can happen every now and then. I think it's worth recalling now that stretching and hydrating (well, anything that can help your brain and body perform better without harming them) can be very helpful. Be mindful of the tilt factor, too.

>>536255202
no but am often accused of it by people that are positively projecting

>>536255782
yes something like that... feel free to dm me on a game you thought was close but lost... those are the best to learn from..

>>536256169
yeah, probably. i know it's not a question of tilting/burning out/etc because i just came back to ranked from a week long break. it definitely feels like it's not just in my head.
>>536256438
this is the part where i'd usually say "lol all my games are just stomps in one direction or the other" but my most recent ranked game was actually pretty close.

>>536255202
I self insert as sion, i look and act like sion irl

>>536255202
no, but i like to all chat the enemy for bantz

>>536256668
hm... feel free to share... im free now if you want...

https://x.com/BroxahLoL/status/1958809439575621987

is your main broxah approved?

>>536255992
Doja really brainwashed this tranny huh

>>536254698
Let me get this straight... You've literally been boosted and now you feel like you're boosted? No way

>>536257376
duoing with a friend is not boosting and not against the tos...

>>536257376
spin is a himbo leave him alone

I've been playing on and off since season 1 and I've yet to find a champ I like enough to call them my main

>>536257767
>he has been playing on and off since season 1 and never played poppy
baka

>>536256983
stream it please

>>536257880
listening to a tranny with a voice changer give advice to another boosted player would be funny

SEASON ENDS IN 4 DAYS
POST YOUR RANKED OP.GGs/WINRATES AND REFLECT ON THEM

Platinum Mordekaiser-anon from last thread here
> Could've prevented the 900+ games of pure agony and torture if I just played Mordekaiser/Shen Jungle from the get-go
> Positive K/D/A on every champ besides Trashdyr
> Somehow positive W/R Rengar ("Is it my fault I am hardstuck? No, it is my teammates fault") - lowkey just a useless character in low elo, guaranteeing you kill the ADC is irrelevant
> 48% WEAKSIDE WILLIAM-Gangplank with negative winrate toplane - GP is still pick or ban in my books... but come to find out somehow junglers can't secure drakes with perma-global ult on teamfights...
> 44% Udyr Toplane - Trash champion, I don't know how Trick2g performs with this old sage, I won't lie
> ADCtrash & Experimental shit I don't have more than 10 games on after - Yeah, don't do this to yourselves lads

>>536257376
sure whatever
i just feel like i played better like 2 months ago than i do now

>>536258578
because you were in your elo (plat) and now you're not probably

>>536257880
i don't think people would find it interesting and for the privacy of the client to do that... we would be on discord dissecting a replay...

>>536258479
I'll do it if I don't get rankshamed.

>>536258479
Also what do you mean the season's end? It's just the split and there is no rank or lp reset if I understand correctly.

>fight morde with rylais
>he misses his first Q
>and E
>and i get him to half hp
>ignite him
>dodge his second q with my R
>still lose to the statcheck
i dont get it

>>536258654
i've been in diamond since may

>>536259067
do you genuinely think you wouldn't drop if you kept playing

>>536258578
probably because 2 months ago you were actively playing, "locked in" as the kids would call it
now you play a game here and there, of course your gameplay is going to reflect your effort

>>536258578
See, you're tilting yourself with this kind of talk and that can turn into a self-fulfilling prophecy. Because you already hold these high standards for yourself, do something proactive that would have you tweak your performance back to the baseline that you expect from yourself. I think you might already do those league simulator minigames/drills that are out there, so, flex/relax your hands and wrists and practice a bit.

>>536259385
>I think you might already do those league simulator minigames/drills that are out there
lol
do retards actually play minigames and think theyre getting better at the game
thats hilarious

>>536258479
>I stopped picking shen altogether, I used him as a safe blind pick when my team reeked of retards, but turns out that's not a valid strategy. Anyways I don't have map awareness for him
>no longer struggling with emerald, I could get here on a fresh account, that's a confidence boost believe it or not
>not thriving either, I kinda want to make a run at diamond next split just to lick it and drop back to emerald but not sure if I can, emerald seems to be my elo
>trying to focus on improving my farm, it's fucking tragic, but I can't seem to make any progress
>trying and actually succeeding in fucking over poppy's counterpicks, I don't want to expand my roster if possible, I want to stay an OTP, and for that I need to be more flexible. Doran blade starts saves so many matchups its insane, cant believe I have been mostly ignoring it till now
>>536258931
yea it's just a split, no rank reset, still a good moment to post it I think

>>536259786
it's not about getting better, necessarily. it's more about warming up.

Me when I have to pick hyperscaling nazi champs to breeze through low elo because otherwise I just lose 90% of the time.

>>536259786
i use the lux bot drill with a training dummy hidden away in the bushes... i dont play ranked until i hit 40+ cs on sera... it works... my csing is way better than previously...

just remember. you deleted me you freak

I don't like kassadin, I don't have fun playing him, but when I play him I have 95% wr. This genuinely makes me sick. Is that how jungle mains feel all the time?

>>536258698
What is there to rankshame about lmao? Not as if I was 1000 games in the shitter kek, this is for self-improvement.
>>536258931
Ah damn so the Ranked ladder doesn't reset? I thought I could start fresh with 0 games played...bummer
...Maybe I might give it a try to reach Diamond until the end of the year? But I defo want the Platinum border secured by the end of the split kekeke

>>536260817
I did what your mother should have done in the first place.

>play on old emerald account (its near 100 lvl)
>still have games with 4-6 smurfs in them
>play on my fresh lvl 32 acc, promos done, silver 2, maybe 12 games total
>the game has 4-6 smurfs
>the rumble top (lvl 232) is literally having a mental breakdown asking if the guy he's versing is faker
well this is depressing, I hope Drew saves everyone

ps. checking one of those accounts I can see people are using arena to afk-level up, I wonder how much xp is this

>>536261154
...too far

>>536260817
shut the fuck up

>>536260817
did you ever ask yourself why?

>>536258479
Only thing i ever learned is that toplane sucks. If you want to win you play midlane.
>69% on ahri
hehe

>>536260817
sounds like you deserved it

>>536262468
>season 9

>>536262752
Just kidding, here the actual óne.
I only learned that ranked sucks. Worthless gamemode for tryharding

Any Yuumi players? Look for any hidden tech or memes. In my head seems like the champ would get hard punished in lane so I just made a fresh account to learn, and laning has been fine. One thing I dont get is the W getting set on cooldown and there is a bar above the icon sometimes. Does getting hit with cc put it on cooldown and whats that bar for?

>>536263164
>negative w/r spamming giga astro atomicbroken kayle in gemerald
you are fucking subhuman shit btw xd

>>536263692
nta but post yours

>>536263681
she's actually pretty hard to play well, look up a guide

>>536263692
My kayle winrate is uncontested though xd

>>536263692
>xd

Yikes.

>>536263692
Thank you for keeping lolg garbage with your very valuable contributions, Daquan!

>>536263987
>>536264169
seething niggalow skibidis

>Enjoying myself with some kogmaw
>jungle_char.exe injects into the game
>ganked thrice
>gets every objective
>opposite side of the game is 4/1 on their end

remove the jungle role so i can enjoy this game. niggerfaggot pick one thing to be terrible at.

I thought the season was over soon but it's just a ranked split? why the fuck do people even take this shit seriously? what impact does a split have? (NONE)

>>536264398
I was 1/6/1 when this happened btw. Blame riot for making kayle useless pre lvl 16.
And when 16 happens the game is usually over, cant farm kda like that, but i can win games like that

>>536259218
i mean i've played pretty much over a hundred games solo in the d2/d3 hellzone so... maybe?
>>536259294
yeah i guess so

>>536264375
You literally wake up everyday trapped in a malodorous dark skinned shell of african american flesh, your DNA dictates you to commit crimes, rape white women and eat fried chicken, you are an ugly black spook.

>>536264560
I will get a victorious skin. Maybe it will be to one of my champions. I liked recent ones. I am full of hope. Better question is, why the fuck should I care about rank reset

>>536263681
the only secret you need to know is yuumi is only playable with tristana adc, everything else she is just over nerfed and pointless

>>536264653
why aren't you playinf then?

>>536258479
i think i did well... time was my only limiter... i could have gotten challenger if i played all day...

>>536264670
post hand

>spend five (5) minutes on lolg
>instant terrible black fatigue

Ugh... See you tomorrow, maybe you will reek less.

>first ranked of the day
>remake
>queue again
>my bot pick gragas+ryze
>dodge
tomorrow I try again.

>>536258479
I tried to get diamond. Got stuck in gemerald again. I give up, I just cant do it.

>>536265737
why do you call it gemerald

>play vex
>love vex
>jack off to vex

>>536264967
>>536258479
oops...

>>536261112
Fine... I just happened to pass by, maybe it'll help me to self-review. I don't know, I'm pretty low in the mood and severely exhausted.
>>536258479
I don't know where to begin from...
>Reached my original goal from back in S6, it being to reach Gold. It was nice if I consider this is arguably the hardest season to play ranked, sad I couldn't keep it and even went up and down Silver-Gold 14 times before dropping.
>I think I learned a lot but didn't improve much, still in the spot of "decent knowledge but arguable execution". My mental play seems to remain the issue more than the mechanical skill.
>Rankeds are worse than I remember, both as matchmaking and balance of the game.
Uhhh, I don't know what to say about my picks. I guess I'm kind of flexible but don't excel in anything.

riot is killing this game with worthless e-girl mages that "can" be played as "support"
absolutely worthless characters for the biggest mongrels in the game

>>536265906
Vex doesn't look like that

>>536266253
you don't play vex

Nobody takes this game seriously anymore, it's over, you're the only ones left still caring about LP and rank when the game has the agency of a Tamagotchi.

>>536263892
I think i do need a guide on the W atleast.

Laning does feel more feel more difficult than teamfights, i dont feel like there alot of reason to hop w between allies. I remember you used to shield people you jumped to, and the best friend thing makes you want to single target.

Were doing our first dragon finally to stop them from getting soul and enemy supp places a ward and Jungle becomes taunted by that and stops doing dragon and goes to chase the enemy supp across half the map to the enemy top side jungle(and the enemy supp gets away. he doesnt even get a kill) and the enemy jungle walks in and casually smites it for the dragon soul for the enemy team.
Jungle ininitates baron with all 5 enemies alive when only he and mid are on that side of the map and were botlane and they get doublekilled and enemy team takes Baron thanks to their leash.
A couple minutes later Baron respawns and our jungle goes there asap and tries to solo Baron and executes to it while we ace them 4 vs 5 then when were ending the game hes spam pinging us and telling us in chat to stop taking enemy nexus and go do Baron.
And this player is Emerald doing this shit.
How does anyone get stuck Iron.

>>536266475
true that's why i only play norms with friends

'memba twitch prime capsules?
'memba esports capsules?
'memba battle pass tokens?
'memba skin icon/borders being able to be bought standalone?
'memba mythic essence in the pass?
'memba no vanguard bugs?
'memba grab bags?
'memba old mastery icons?

how is QMM so bad that he is stuck d4 AFTER the buffs?

>>536266804
I do
haven't spent any money /rp since they removed that

its fine ill stop fucking playing adc i cant be fucked with this bullshit

https://files.catbox.moe/4xqdkn.webm

>>536266475
Tamaotchis have a lot agency. And most of all they require LOVE to raise.
Assfaggots require a bondage assrape fetish. You gotta enjoy being fucked in your ass if you want to climb in lol.

>>536266804
I only miss prime capsules and to be honest it finally made me drop amazon prime so maybe it's not so bad they got deleted

Why is everyone acting like Qiyana got some insane giga buffs +3000 damage on ult when all she got is 10 damage on Q and like 5 attackspeed on w or something

>>536265906
>ban vex
what now stupid bitch?

>>536266812
learning disability + massive ego and delusional thinking

>>536258479
you're the one that posted that possible solution to riot's mmr puzzle yesterday, right?
Nice proposal you have here, so I'll take it and make a blog out of it.

I never was the kind of person to play the same one or two champions like a one trick would, but something happened.
Had a real life issue that deeply affected me and one cope was compulsively playing the newest champion. I found her to be a pleasant surprise. But, the most-played I have there would indicate that this was already happening for some reason. Self pity aside, I have been more focused on playing the game as a whole more correctly instead of improving micro, and as others have said, it's easier to do this as an otp. Think I subconsciously found the other champs less desirable to play because I was tired of making the same mistakes and felt like I could correct fundamental ones more easily. I dunno I could be full of shit.

Aurora and Akali gave me some of the better opportunities to try radical things when it comes to making good/bad decisions. I had a few games where I invaded and shat on Kayn at level 3 or 4 just for fun. Akali was great for building map awareness and testing enemy reactions, because there are few champions that can match her ability to either choose/refuse a fight as far as I know. Tristana stands out as my most broken adc probably because her kit is the most independent of the support's choice(s). I am definitely at least as bad with her as every other adc. Maybe not as bad as I am with kai'sa. Trollbuilds for many of those Trist games, too.
Vex is a special case as I usually use her as a losers/winners queue test. When I am sure I'm in loser's queue and in the middle of a loser's queue streak, Vex Bottom and her special runes are chosen because I'm probably megatilted and done trying. I just generally pick her to make me less miserable as I await the inevitable winner's queue stomp. Ashe continues to be my unluckiest adc just as it was when I was new to game.

please flip the grief switch to off.
I would like to enjoy my daily ration of 1 enjoyable game right now please.

>>536264876
I guess i can see that being a thing. I havnt come across a trist yet but that seems like itd be ok in lane. My goal is kindof to play Yummi though

Ahri is spacious

>>536267392
ban this

I love Lissandra!

>>536264653
brother we can vod review your game, on stream if you want
lolg's brightest gemerald minds can coach you back to masta

>>536267384
because skilled players can actually utilize that buff. even qmm said it was a good buff yet he's still a shitter

>>536270481
Way to shit yourself out

Huh
Onhit Rammus
I should try that someday
Doesnt he have like a 60% attackspeed buff on E or something?

>>536267665
so whats your official clinic diagnosis?

>>536270645
on what in particular?

>>536271372
why do you only play female champions

>>536259863
> I stopped picking Shen altogether, I don't have map awareness for him
Let me give all of you a little tip on my keyboard-setup for league, especially since some other people also mentioned it in this thread:
> Pinky - Pointing Finger on QWER like anybody would - set my regular QWER to quick cast
> Flash on F, D for whatever else (if you don't do this, you are statistically more likely to lose and trolling ngl)
> here is the important trick:
> ALT + QWER to normal cast, so you can cast your skills more precisely in very hectic situations
> UNBINDED MY F-KEYS
> ALT + 1234 to my teammate's camera positions
What this does is it creates an easy way for you to do the Faker meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et_kX5MCwDM

With Default settings centering your camera will be set to Spacebar, so basically I will hover with my thumb over ALT & Spacebar since both keys are right next to each other. It's really easy to get into the habit of "oh ALT + WHATEVER-key helps me here." Fuck Riot for putting it on F-Keys as default, that choice plebfilters so many people on F-Keying. If you have a very old keyboard with those clanky af keys, your F-Keys will be way too far from QWER to consistently change camera. Hope it helps.
Also specifically to (you), anon, you might not want to hear it, but you should probs just keep OTP'ing broken Sleeper Malphite over Malphite. Godspeed nonetheless, solid profile

>>536271594
>> Pinky - Pointing Finger on QWER like anybody would - set my regular QWER to quick cast
nobody with a brain is using a pinky to press Q

EUWchads of lolg, come join for an aram or two, now!

>>536207763
I want you to know this webm gave me an absolute laugh fit. thanks.

Haven't laughed that hard in forever.

i swear ive seen 3 people flash to try to save a 0/12 clueless freak running around in nowheresville

when you go 11/2 horrible silver players just actually physically cannot see you. you just turn invisible to them. im not even looking at my champ at some points, just watching these guys play and i really do mean the gameplay behavior doesnt look like a human is piloting on the other end. youre trying SO FUCKING HARD to not win while you have a 11/2 irellia running around deleting people. but again flipside, when you see that 0/8 brand support walk into their jungle for some wierd fucking reason these same kind of players will tele to the nearest ward and flash to do literally nothing for this player. but theyll do that. god fucking GET ME AWAY FROM SILVERS

https://streamable.com/5ugg2a

Fuck it im going to clip what im talking about and youre going to fucking watch it

champ for this feel?

>>536271461
I refused to play this game for many years because of how I didn't like certain key concepts and because of all the whores and degeneracy the game created and espoused. When I finally broke and decided to play, I made a rule that I would only play female champs because if I'm going to take the time to enjoy porn, that's the only way I'd actually enjoy it.

>>536272152
see >>536271438

>>536209867
me and my main

>kill enemy jungler
>enemy midlaner acts suspiciously stupid like he's baiting me
>again and again
>i think that it's unlikely that the jungler is still around bcs of drake timer and probably went for that drake
>so i took the bait and was ganked immediately
lol
i watched replay later, that jungler guy was just standing in a side bush for a minute...

>>536271594
malphite winratio looks good because I only pick him as a counterpick and into teams he will do well against. Nonetheless, not planning on changing my main, rank is secondary I just want to improve on the champions I like.
as for shen, I decided I want to focus on my own lane than on my teammates. it was fine for a while, but getting pinged over and over for not ulting into lost 4v1 or getting my shit kicked in by half the toplane roster gets boring fast. Shen is poppy just worse. Ult alone doesn't make this champion worth playing, having to constantly monitor other lanes is not worth it, having to give up any semblance of lane domination to save other retards on your team is a stupid gimmick.
I enjoyed shen for a while, but I do not miss him or even want to come back to him.

>>536213164
>13%
how

>>536271894
>firepunch
Im in, have to restart pc however, crazyis4tehheart #amok

>>536271859
diddlers do

>>536229608
mel

>>536230086
why are there 2 accounts that are exactly the same

climbing out of pisslow with a duo is for babies just do it solo

>>536273303
what is pisslow

>tfw no duo
Why even play...

>trick2g is 41
Holy FUCK times flies. 41 wtffff. I remember a dozen years ago looking at him and he was already 30. Jesus

Good night, /lolg/.

every vocally quirk chungus duo I get to play with ends up mercilessly feeding
why is that?

>>536273492
stfu windupsissy

>>536271594
hey that's kinda neat. I have a problem where I dont use spacebar enough, and at the same time, I use shift instead of alt for normal cast. Perhaps switching it to alt would make more sense. Problem there is I am used to having alt as a self-cast modifier. Sigh.

So I gather that the alt key is pretty central to your strategy. But then if you use alt+1234, did you change your itembar hotkeys?

>>536273663
heads up their own asses instead of the game

And furthermore, Yuumi should be removed from the game.

>>536255202
I joke about it, but no. I honestly dunno how self-insertion works desu. but I do like to think I'd get along swimmingly with hwei and somewhat with kozzy
I want to have a doodle night with hwei so freaking bad bros or I dunno visit an art museum

yuumi should be a juggernaut

>>536273492
add adcs you found in the wild that match your freak

sneed

>>536275264
I can't believe lolg is already married to each other

>play jg
>get blamed for every single lost lane
every single time

wow

>>536275710
i filed paperwork for an annulment with the lolg courts

>>536275757
>play jg
>camp botlane
>they throw their lead and die 14 times anyway
cool

>>536276002
disgusting

>>536275880
I'm not into fart, but brapfags always make me laugh.

>>536276150
>successfully gank bot and do dragon
>in the meantime top dies 1v1
>ff 15 no jg

no idea why but catbox wont let me use it


anyway

>que up mid top to not get griefed
>supp
ok
>iron adc
ok
>this play happens
>afterwards adc types to me "stop taking my cs" completely unironically
https://streamable.com/5tgob3
and we leave lane
and we surrender game

>>536276435
man I miss 5-stack doing retarded shit with the homies

EKS DEE

EU vgs tomorrow (saturday, its still 23:30) 19:00 CET
Gonna sleep now
>Implying i actually gonna sleep
>Implying i wont continue to post later

>Finally get lvl 6 so i can start ganking
>Nunu already got 30 kills and dragon soul
>Team flaming me because Nunu already ganked every lane 10 times while i was farming
BUT I AM NOT NUNU I CANT LVL 1 GANK WITH MY FUCKING SNOWBALL YOU FUCKING LANE NIGGERS I NEED TO FARM FOR LVL 6 SO I CAN GO INVIS TO GANK
But 80 iq lane niggers dont understand that they just call me trash and tell me to kill myself.
HOW ABOUT U PLACE UR FUCKING WARD IN THE RIVER SO U CAN SEE NUNU COMING INSTEAD OF EXPECTING ME TO CAMP YOU?
NO?
UR NOT GOING TO USE UR WARDS AND PUUUUSH WITH NO VISION?
OK KYS THEN AND STOP BLAMING ME FOR UR LOW IQ
I swear solo que is so frustrating like these lane niggers dont understand how ur champion works but they think they know it better than you and that them fucking up their lane is ur fault.
>but nunu come and u dont ur fault!!!
PLACE UR WARDS AND PLAY DEFF UNTIL IM LVL 6 U STUPID NIGGER KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS YOU 80 IQ RETARD MONKEY
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???
THAT YOU DONT PUSH WITH NO VISION WHEN IM NOT READY TO GANK???
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
I HATE LANERS SO FUCKIGN MUCH

This set is giga fun.

>>536278335
that's the price you pay for not playing permaganking dogshit junglers
no amount of pings or wards will save your teammates, you just have to deal with the fact that you will start every game in a massive disadvantage

>>536267665
I am. Kudos to your Syndra, seems cracked. I think Akali just highly depends on what she lanes against. That's normally the factor which decides whether you pissmurf or have a hard time...then again I am ass on her anyway...gosh I think auto-shove mages like Malzahar/Hwei/Xerath/Viktor are so busted right now in midlane.
>>536272632
Swear to god I couldn't tell you about a draft in which Malphite is bad, his Ultimate is such a huge game changer. But yeah I figured you just like Poppy~
> Shen
That unironically can be annoying, for some reason retards really think you should perma-Ult them whenever they walk into 4-5 people.
I think Shen is pretty busted though, the secret is to play him in Jungle, because then you don't have to care about his "matchup" like you would toplane and him not having a self-sufficient Ult which wins toplane becomes irrelevant too. You permanently play weakside and farm up.
Your mates need help/you need to win objectives? Just Ult and tank for your DMG Carry, it is that easy.

zoe hit you once with E so you finna have to die its the champ identy fantisy bitch cuck faggot game.

>>536277326
cmon fuck off träven, adc? more like adc retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAm2eAmlsYs&ab_channel=DiscoHeat

unfortunately I'm playing to win so I can't complete this mission

>be low impact player
>lose
>complain

is xin zhao the least played remodel launch?
I've seen exactly 1 so far

>>536279676
was for >>536276435

>>536280095
nvm the fucking thing is not even live yet lmao
guy used some skin so I thought it was

>>536280095
isnt his VU next week

>>536278313
good night/see you in a few hours

>guy adds me
>spams the n word and calls me a faggot
>printscreen
>send screenshot to riot
>”report received we have escalated blah blah”
Does this mean he got punished already?

>>536280095
while on the topic, how come his winrate is below 50%?
he's an easy champ, riot should buff him at least to j4's level

I keep my elo organic by periodically queuing fill and griefing off-role :^3

>>536274231
> I use shift instead of alt for normal cast
I think many people go for "SHIFT + " for some in-game mechanics, but the shift-key was not close enough to the most frequent keys I tend to use in-game so I stopped bothering.
> So I gather that the alt key is pretty central to your strategy. But then if you use alt+1234, did you change your itembar hotkeys?
NO! Good that you ask anon, that's the integral thing I believe many don't know about either. MY TRINKET IS STILL ON THE "4"-key! I tend to put any of my passives like Youmuu's or Zhonyas on the regular "3"-Key.
In LoL, if you set key-combinations as your keybinds, whatever else you set to those same solo keys does not come out otherwise, that's the genius-thing of setting everything to "ALT + ".
> Problem there is I am used to having alt as a self-cast modifier. Sigh.
There is no problem, see above! You should definitely give it a try, I never changed my self modifiers lol (They are still ALT + QWER), they don't conflict at all. I still use "ALT + W" for Kayle's self-heals, as example.

Check it out in practice tool and try some games with it, you'll understand what I mean. The advantage you get from setting up keybinds like this is that everything is bundled in a neat and compact manner with keys you already used in the first place! (aka you don't have to reach for F-Keys at the very top of your keyboard, no weird "I"-key for the shop, etc.)

>>536276150
That happened to me four times today.

Which league ladies would beat you up then kill you

>>536281054
i think he started showing up in pro play or something

>>536281374
Isolde

>pick ignite conqueror wukong
>press E + Q every time it is off cooldown
>get solokilled 4 times
>down 25 cs
>finish triforce
>start statchecking the champ that dogwalked you in lane with ult
>win
literally how do you counter the statcheck meta i dont get it he is so fucking strong with this item

extremely high apm challenger smurf forbidden kill technique 1 v 9 huge kill. pentasolokill.

league of legends outplay gameplay webm

https://streamable.com/ej9ivw

>thought I was gonna have an interesting lane vs a viego mid
>turns out it was a 1v4 lane (even their top came to gank me whut) while nothing got done on the map
bruhhhhh

>>536281220
thanks. im pretty autistic when it comes to keybind tweaking so this post is helpful toward these efforts

what is my wincon

>Samira is Rakans best ADC and it's not even a contest
Aggro ADC duo that listens to pings when...

>>536282664
you dive aphelios 7 times and stack drakes

>>536282021
you will never look like this

>>536251781
The Black Dahlia murder is interesting to me because her body was drained of blood and her teeth visible, similar to how cattle mutilations later happened. It was also the same year that the roswell incident happened in 1947; The murder was in January, the roswell crash in July.

Because of the roswell crash, President Truman created a UFO control group called Majestic 12, who eventually resided at Area 51 in Nevada. That was fine for the times, but nowadays a new UFO control group called The Immaculate Constellation exists, and was declassified at the beginning of this year. It’s existed since 2017 when UAP’s were sighted all across the USA, with the link below showing descriptions of these flying vehicles or reproduction vehicles (UAP’s reproduced based on crashed objects from Earth countries).

When looking at the descriptions of these UAP’s listed by the government, it seems they resemble the flying objects during an event called The Celestial Phenomenon of 1561 over Nuremberg. At the time Emperor Rudolf II of the Holy Roman Empire was 9 years old I believe, and was around for the event. Part of the collection in his castle included ‘sky-metals’ which are different from celestial metals. Celestial metals were things like silver and gold which governed the rules of the universe, whereas sky-metals seemed to refer to recovered objects from this event in his lifetime.

During WW2 these floating spheres were called ‘foo fighters’, and have been documented to fly around American pilots at fast speeds. At the time they thought it was a new German weapon, until they realized the Germans didn’t know what it was either.
There are many files that were declassified at the beginning of this year. Some relating to the JFK assassination, UAP’s, and some about the CIA’s secret ESP project relating to quantum physics.

tfw no wisp champion in league.

https://www.congress.gov/118/meeting/house/117721/documents/HHRG-118-GO12-20241113-SD003.pdf

>>536282879
Thanks.

>>536282802
what mobile game is this

>>536282664
why is your name eggplant

>>536282664
Hi Aaron how are you?

When is the next emporium?

>>536283297
henry is a referance to si17 other account and eggplant is a referance to her eggplant

>>536284164
around december

>>536284387
thank you, cutie.

additional context, their support is diamond and my zed is unironically letting quinn paly the entire map while having full prio, quinn is abandoning wave letting zed roam anywhere and hes staying mid. my win con was to simply play better (I alt f4'd at 15)

>>536284619
looking forward to seeing everyone's haul

>play 1 normal game
>autofilled
>into a 2.4mill katarina
>in a 5stack
>with a nautilus jungle that perma ults me
>i have 2 people in my team with 20 kills and the enemy team is still flash ulting me as soon as i leave the base
>they lose
>but i feel nothing cause i just had to somehow not go afk while being forced to play the lowest quality game of my life


i play literally 1 game after taking a week long break because games were low quality and i was autofilled over half of my games
then i come back and the first game i play is even worse than the ones i had before

1 more week it is
i am feeling the engagement optimization alright

You guys sure play League a lot
You must really enjoy it

can you believe this shit? they tossed a rando plat jungler into smurf queue

>>536285493
there is no smurf queue

there is no urf queue

>>536285040
>give in
>play another
>now my midlane is autofilled from jungle and he is spam requesting me
>say no
>get told to get cancer for not giving role in a fucking normal game
>he dodges eventually before calling me a nigger

HAHAHAHAH

I AM FEELING ENGAGED BRO
i am feeling it so much i just closed the client

>>536281054
first of all its 51 %
second of all hes really good rn and his winrate is deflated by people rushing eclipse despite it not being good on him anymore

>>536285425
yes!

>>536282802
i need an aggro support
i need more practice with being aggro instead of losing confidence because support went to go ward or is holding buttons
i need you to stop fakin

I was waiting for you to log in but you have a life

>>536283023
stfu you junkie

>>536286460
you should follow in their foot prints

>>536283269
heroes of runeterra

>>536283023
good to see you again. I found your post on the events leading to heliocentrism to be very interesting. Once I set aside the rage I had about yet another guy hoarding controversial historical artifacts, anyway. And I was about to read the Dahlia article but got sidetracked, so I'm grateful you took the time here to post this.

You ever hear about how the Chinese believe their First Emperor was buried? Quite the burial chamber for someone they believed was either greater than human or simply nonhuman. If you don't, I'll just say one thing: Mercury, aka Quicksilver.

shame they nerfed Quicksilver Sash just for Mordekaiser lovers.

>>536284368
>her eggplant

>>536287234
Her girthy futa cock. Id*ot...

this is healing enough for you?

>>536287346
tierlist of lolgs futa cocks?

>>536287386
I wish I could draw

Any EUWchuds up....?

>>536287386
Literally me and my lolg gf

>>536287647
for?

>>536288197
A game of course....

a bit more fun than the diana game to say less

>>536288364
of?

>>536288680
poker

>>536285040
see you next week
>>536285692
or not...
I was just in a game where I willingly chose to play support because I wanted to make my adc great again. The Mid was spitting out some brainrot nonsense sprinkled with the word "dodge" to their friend in the lobby just before it was my turn to lock in Nami. The bottom asks what that person wants and they say they'd rather have support instead of mid so I happily give it up to that former midlaner. Enemy team locks in Nami, former Mid locks in Lux for her Ezreal. They actually do kind of alright - not great, not terrible, but they didn't cost us the game, I'd say.

Could tell within a few minutes I was playing against a stack. The elo differential on my team was too great. Their jg was making plays, taking objectives in a timely manner, and our top was getting turbogapped as Darius.

Our jg sucked dick and I was unable to carry him because I, too, was busy gargling cocks apparently. FF's started getting spammed almost immediately and im almost positive it was the Lux or her Ezreal friend and I was kinda on board with it but abstained. By the 3rd one I was on board, but someone still held out. The 4th one finished the game, thankfully, because I was done being on permanent minion duty.

it's just weekend queue things. try again after the weekend or go right into ranked if you want a chance at slightly higher quality games.

>>536287647
im just about to head to sleep sorry
https://youtu.be/l-optlrdS4o

>>536287346
i knew that...

>>536287451
why do we need a list when we already know the one that rules them all?

>>536288962
what cartoon is that

>>536288680
Your choice....
>>536288962
No.....

wonder if i should stream or if it would just be annoying

>>536289019
she-ra 2018 reboot
i am a big fan if it wasn't obvious
>>536289119
i hope your search for gaming partners is fruitful
>>536289536
streams are cool. no harm done if someone doesn't like it they'll just not tune in

>>536289536
stream and use a mic. let me be your judge

>>536289637
no
no
NO
FUCK THAT
fuck junglers that queue with their wife/gf playing support PARTICULARLY a soraka support.

yeah i can read yeah i know the screenshot paints a different picture yeah yeah

>>536289587
so, what you're saying is:
you look like that.

did you go and do any vod reviews? catch any flaws that went unnoticed before?

plz need a lolg cocks tier list... the girls too

>>536290246
>you look like that
which one?
>catch any flaws
yeah actually. plenty to think about and try to apply.

climbed to plat, time to go back to norms

>>536290490
good.
onward, then.

>>536290062
where do i find a support gf?

Which one you getting?

>>536290715
thank you though i must attend to the business of falling asleep now

>>536259863
>>536271594
I have my hotkeys changed so Spacebar locks my camera and I rebound the F Keys that view your teammates to Z, X, C, and V. Just thumb which teammate you wanna look at. Works without locking the camera of course but locked camera makes it snap back to you once you let go. Would recommend highly if you're playing Shen. Not that I'd recommend playing Shen it's so bad in today's League of Tower Plates
That's partly why a lot of my clips you can notice I lock and unlock my camera a lot.
I don't think I'd wanna do alt casts though. At least not on Shen. I can see that being good for mages.

>>536290784
you dont want to be anywhere near that one, but to answer your question: somewhere between gold-iron.

>>536290810
need translation
@zyra

Fat woman champ when?

Play with me....
yordles must die#DCXVI

MODS we're getting raided AGAIN

sorry I only play yordles

remember when we used to play league pictionary?

>>536292160
CUTE!!!

>>536292189
yes...i wish we played more often

I just got out the chair, hair down to my hamstrings
it's giving scalp-iana cause my cousin did her damn thing
got that shit laid, bust down down down
people looking at me like wow wow wow
they gonna have a heart attack, somebody call the medic
so give it to the girls even when the wig synthetic
with jesus on the line and he said he gonna bless it
na na na na boo boo
I still got my edges
(bald-headed hoe shit, bald- headed hoe shit)

>>536292330
thinking of him

type shit

Hai lolg

>>536292927
hey how are ya

>>536292507
nice do you have any more? i wish i saved some of them they were funny and kino

>>536293028
Doing good, its friday!!
How are you doing?

>>536292094
Kys....

>>536293036
apolocheese... that's the only one i could find on my 'puter...

phreakanomics

sorry I only jack off to yordles

Kneel before Rhaast

I wonned

>>536293629
i'd get on my knees for rhaast tbdesu

>>536293425
calm down xayah kitten

why do players in this vidya not care about being absolute cunts. yeah don't be soft or whatever but is seeing a nerd type dumb shit in chat and spam ping you not supposed to be annoying? you gotta be on some buddhist monk shit you need to share if you think so. all chat trash talk is kino but acting like a brat towards your teammates to vent is something i'll never understand.

majin was right about you

vagueposting hours

>>536292330
i found the old skribbl list of prompts, but it may not be super updated. I can add new champos, if peeps would be up to pictionary now

sex with hand hours

>>536294209
that's every hour

>>536294209
Butt having sex with my finger hour

>>536294471
poo nail

what did briar wonned?
what's wonned?

>>536293124
yay friday! I'm ok, thanks. Hope you have a restful weekend

>>536294181
yeah +1 here

>>536293469
dont apologize skribblfren. just more incentive to play again :')

>>536292160
riot please update tristana (again) and gnar

>>536295008
Thank uuuuu

>>536292094
a man can't live off yordles alone

>>536295241
i dont want a nublanc tristana or twinktor poppy.
look at what they did to fucking teemo .
TEEMO ffs. how does a design team fuck that up so hard???

:3

why do yordlefuckers only predominantly play a combination of poppy, vex, and trist, or lulu alone, its never all 4 Lulu players almost seem to form their own separate category

>>536295496
you are mega retard if you think old teemo was better than the new one

list of dogcoded and catcoded lolgs?

Well... If people would like to play some League Pictionary, I've made a room!

I have added all the champs, that's for sure, but there may be old items in there. Sorry!

I'll start once a couple joins, and you can join during the game, too!

https://skribbl.io/?Y7C2uxAR

what color settings do people use to make their map so green? mine is a dull shade of blue

>>536295701
nihao

>>536295887
What does that even mean?

>>536296736
if you know you know

RATIRL CRAZY JHI-zzzzzzzzzzzz
Boring champ that does absolutely nothing

>>536296736
which lolgs are like cats and which ones are like dogs?

>>536286104
>i need you to stop fakin
What'd he mean by this :?
>>536296305
Most are just posting older clips
Idk why the map mod creators moved to discord because it makes it annoying, but here's their invite if you want the Winter Rift or Green map - discord.gg/HBAnPw6P

What does that mean

guinsoo jhin incident

>>536297524
this nigga got weakauras on league

i think some people found my game to be in a 1200 lp challenger lobby to be a fluke... well... let me dispell that notion once more... main account... challenger (1200 lp mmr)... vsing lcs pros with the entire high elo community against me... EHC here... in game broadcast here you know where to look... #1 ranked player on this board out...

>>536293706
I'd kneel for every darkin... Especially for Xolaani

Need a lolg stream to cope with not having a pc to play league for a weekend

why do girls like holding your penis while you pee

>>536295914
i liked thsi one

>>536299712
Ive never interacted with a girl before

https://skribbl.io/?Y7C2uxAR join join join

>>536266812
>>536267420
>>536270481
its my fault
i rage queued
played when I was tired
played when I wasn't 100% and I played when I wasn't trying to win
If I was just patient and waited for the buffs before playing I would've hit masters no problem
Was a fault of my mind and of my body not of my champion

i'm installing league...

kino

>int hard
>team wants to ff
>get a shutdown
>"winnable"
>vote no

anybody got those league cat edits?