Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:30:39 PM
No.536221953
>>536222542
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:31:18 PM
No.536222015
>>536222168
>>536222402
hi
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:32:40 PM
No.536222148
ho
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:32:53 PM
No.536222168
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:33:45 PM
No.536222246
oi! mains queue up
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:33:49 PM
No.536222253
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:33:58 PM
No.536222274
>>536222419
Does miquella wear panties
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:35:25 PM
No.536222402
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:35:36 PM
No.536222419
>>536222274
Only backless ones.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:36:04 PM
No.536222467
Libra curses you with dark souls 1 PvP
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:36:30 PM
No.536222512
>>536222954
>>536259879
Itโs time
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:36:49 PM
No.536222542
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:37:45 PM
No.536222641
>>536224109
>>536224109
Wyldah cummahs in Ducha and Reclusa tummahs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:37:49 PM
No.536222652
>>536222473
Sure looks like you turned your back towards him.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:38:04 PM
No.536222675
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:38:45 PM
No.536222740
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:39:03 PM
No.536222774
>>536222473
I'm so erect right now
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:41:00 PM
No.536222954
>>536222512
sludge-san...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:41:08 PM
No.536222968
>>536224109
>>536233502
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:41:10 PM
No.536222972
>>536224313
How do you trannyfuckers sleep knowing that every time you have sex your dick is going to have poop on it?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:41:16 PM
No.536222980
>>536222473
>didnt ds1 backstab escape
skill issue
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:41:22 PM
No.536222987
>>536223146
is there seriously not an elden ring randomizer where you can randomize things within each category? so weapon pickups/drops become random other weapons, armor pickups/drops become random other armors, etc? the randomizer on nexus just seems to do everything can be everything
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:41:23 PM
No.536222989
>>536223095
I miss libraโฆ
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:42:21 PM
No.536223082
>>536225203
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:42:28 PM
No.536223095
>>536223156
>>536223769
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:43:00 PM
No.536223146
>>536222987
check the .ini files
idk but I remember seeing one run on youtube where they set conditions to things like key items
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:43:06 PM
No.536223156
Is this a good relic? The first two obviously are nice, but is the third one good on Ironeye?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:46:06 PM
No.536223432
>>536233442
>>536223279
Third one is huge as long you replace your bow asap.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:46:21 PM
No.536223470
>>536224060
>>536223279
I have bleed on my ironeye build and it feels useless
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:47:42 PM
No.536223594
>>536223279
Third slot is bad on Ironeye, it applies very little bleed per shot
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:47:46 PM
No.536223603
>>536223279
not bad
don't get gaol brained though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:49:35 PM
No.536223769
>>536224584
>>536223095
I still don't understand the constant madness eyeball gimmick
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:50:14 PM
No.536223851
>>536224024
>>536223279
2 good lines is good enough, if you don't cheat engine 2 good lines 1 very mid line looks about right
>>536223851
Who the fuck cheats in a coop game lol
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:52:35 PM
No.536224060
>>536223470
bleed reduces base damage and mid arc scaling means you have to keep plinking away for the proc
I personally prefer frost and poison, and not using ironeye.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:53:02 PM
No.536224109
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:54:30 PM
No.536224258
>>536224481
>>536229364
>>536224024
that steelovsky guy, I saw his inventory in SOTE and immediately unsubbed disliked and removed from watch history.
the starlight shard spam also gave him away before I saw the inventory.
there is a special place in hell for people who cheat in multiplayer games.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:55:02 PM
No.536224313
>>536283829
>>536222972
Theyโve made peace with the fact theyโre never going to have sex and thus donโt have to worry about such things like everyone else in this general. Pretty simple.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:56:45 PM
No.536224481
>>536228849
>>536224258
What? What did they do? Give themselves impossible weapons or 99 starlight shards?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:57:43 PM
No.536224568
this dog buff mechanic is retarded
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:57:50 PM
No.536224584
>>536224845
>>536223769
it doesnt build madness as long as you are locke on to libra
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:01:01 PM
No.536224845
>>536224584
Why? And how are you supposed to know that?
woooow nice hitbox miyazaki literally nothing I could do
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:01:55 PM
No.536224936
>>536229513
nasty curry scented general to be quite perfectly frankly honest where are all the girl gamers ready to queue up
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:03:48 PM
No.536225123
>>536225218
Why did the playerbase go so wrong so quickly?
>(rage) quitting at every turn
>not contributing damage, either for no good reason or by choosing worst weapons/damage types possible possible
>going for easy modes constantly (most of my rando games recently had Noklateo or at least Crater), then jobbing anyway by not paying attention
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:03:48 PM
No.536225125
>>536224024
CheatinSoyboy
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:04:38 PM
No.536225203
>>536223082
>ctrl+f two different phrases
>get 2 different results
Waoh
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:04:48 PM
No.536225218
>>536225123
Idk if you've noticed bro but everyone everywhere in the world is getting stupider
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:05:03 PM
No.536225242
Oh you play character? List every weapon.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:05:51 PM
No.536225326
>>536224905
are you running this on the switch
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:07:44 PM
No.536225514
>>536225682
>>536225793
>>536224905
Keeping your flasks for day 3 are you.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:08:29 PM
No.536225568
>>536225645
>>536224905
I'm going to become am executive at fromsoft and solely make it a rule that hit boxes have to actually match the attack and do nothing else and the game will improve several times over
>>536225568
>I'm going to become am executive at fromsoft
Good luck, Japan is extremely xenophobic.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:09:33 PM
No.536225682
>>536225514
He's literally in the middle of taking a sip there.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:09:56 PM
No.536225724
>>536225645
Oh good, so am I.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:10:42 PM
No.536225793
>>536225514
Saving it for depth 5
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:11:39 PM
No.536225876
>>536225957
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:12:23 PM
No.536225957
>>536226006
>>536229513
>>536225876
Oh no, I don't mean that they hate Jews. I mean that they hate YOU.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:12:55 PM
No.536226006
>>536225957
What a coincidence...
ggs lmao sorry about that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:14:55 PM
No.536226202
>>536226921
>>536225645
I'm not a foreigner though I'm American
>>536226202
>I'm not a foreigner though I'm American
I hate to break it to you, but Americans are foreigners to all first and second-world countries.
Only third-world countries see you as friends, going "oh hi, you also had your country ruined by a corrupt leader?"
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:21:31 PM
No.536226947
>>536227135
I have never looted a Moonlight Greatsword. Not a single time.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:23:16 PM
No.536227135
>>536226947
?
pc bro we all just ce the items we want
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:23:59 PM
No.536227185
>>536227257
>>536227280
>>536224024
I came across a cheating revenant but I only noticed their relics before the nightlord, I stalled for time to try and communicate with the third but the reve understood that I caught on and left like a BITCH
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:24:42 PM
No.536227257
>>536227185
Always the revenants, huh?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:24:54 PM
No.536227280
>>536227742
>>536227185
if you literally don't notice it unless you check what's the point
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:25:21 PM
No.536227328
>earring
>giga gladius relic
>shop relic
Man, Wylders are eating good
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:25:37 PM
No.536227356
>>536224024
i DOOR SHUT two relic cheaters on erg already
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:26:37 PM
No.536227456
>>536226921
but you're brown doe
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:27:07 PM
No.536227510
>>536227692
>>536227841
>>536224024
I saw a rev cheating with three relics that all had 3x +3 strength. It wasn't even a good setup, he constantly went down and dealt less damage than he would've with incants.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:28:55 PM
No.536227692
>>536227841
>>536227510
Cheating AND stupid.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:29:24 PM
No.536227742
>>536227280
I thought they got good drops mid game idk
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:30:15 PM
No.536227841
>>536228184
>>536228771
>>536227692
>>536227510
obviously theyre not cheating to be malicious and just trying out fun stuff?? whats bad about that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:31:40 PM
No.536227982
>>536228214
gg hotdog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:32:06 PM
No.536228020
>>536226034
absolute kino language
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:33:12 PM
No.536228117
>>536240969
Is there a way to make the relic effect for "added affinity damage" work? Can it add meaningful damage if I run a fast weapon and buff it constantly?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:33:50 PM
No.536228184
>>536227841
Spotted the cheater.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:34:07 PM
No.536228214
>>536229705
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:38:05 PM
No.536228651
>>536228807
not fair i want to play with terr too!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:39:14 PM
No.536228771
>>536227841
If you want to do hacked meme builds then do it solo
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:39:43 PM
No.536228807
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:40:09 PM
No.536228849
>>536229514
>>536224481
they have so many dupes of weapons their inventory is all one weapon until he scrolls down, he was invading the final dungeon of SOTE, the first thing I saw them do is pop a starlight then throw big pots (also duped) and after than I closed the stream and removed it from my watch history and "do not recommend channel"
I already have streamers who are actually good who don't cheat to watch.
even the ones that do "cheat" that I like only do it for challenge runs, offline. if you're cheating to play the game because you think grinding is intolerable all I can say is, get banned.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:40:47 PM
No.536228916
>>536226034
i should do this to teammates who three bar
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:41:42 PM
No.536229019
>>536229116
>>536231696
>>536224024
So far I've only encountered one cheater and they were on erg. Had impossible configurations like Initial Standard + Evergapls/Taking Attacks on one relic
I think one of them even just full on shamelessly had 2 chara effects.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:42:14 PM
No.536229083
>>536230149
did y'all know 3dog is weak to sleep?
what does it do to him?
>someone upvoted my mini rant post on fextra - ED 3dog relic page
lol, I was fully expecting downvotes and a ton of no its actually good remarks but thats cool
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:42:35 PM
No.536229116
>>536229019
yeah thats seiln also post more evelyn
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:43:05 PM
No.536229157
>>536229416
>>536229603
>defeating enemies fills more of your ult
>rally
>stamina on hit
>gaol
>night invader
>taking damage boosts damage
as these are mandatory, you are left with 3 remaining relic slots which 2 of are usually taken by class specific slots, so you are left with one (1) REAL choice for a relic effect
cool game design
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:45:15 PM
No.536229364
>>536224258
I watched like 3 video of his then I instantly dropped him after I saw his albino expose one where he outs himself as an obsessed virtue signaling redditard. Like I thought invaders were supposed to be the opposite of all those things, I guess p*lish people are an exception.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:45:18 PM
No.536229372
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:45:42 PM
No.536229416
>>536229157
3 and 5 aren't needed
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:46:37 PM
No.536229513
>>536224936
There are none sorry
>>536225957
Technically they hate both lots of them are very blunt about that kind of thing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:46:37 PM
No.536229514
>>536228849
...disgusting. Why even cheat, especially if you're going to stream? All you do is show off how shit you are.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:46:39 PM
No.536229520
>>536230459
>>536230618
Holy fucking spectacle kino, just dodge, bro.
>>536224905
Ishizaki's kino got you, bro.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:47:28 PM
No.536229603
>>536229712
>>536229157
>>rally
optional, but very good
>>stamina on hit
useless on Duchess
>>gaol
very nice bonus if on an otherwise good relic
>>night invader
not required, too RNG
>>taking damage boosts damage
not required on Duchess (and most other characters)
feels good to have a lot of relic slots to spare
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:48:08 PM
No.536229664
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:48:30 PM
No.536229705
>>536229932
>>536230264
>>536228214
gladius is har-
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:48:34 PM
No.536229712
>>536230527
>>536229603
Gaol is the literal best effect in the game on all characters aside from some char exclusive effects
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:48:46 PM
No.536229736
>>536229869
Why is everyone running mountaintops for hot dogs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:50:01 PM
No.536229869
>>536229736
Blame mofu for being such a cute girl
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:50:29 PM
No.536229932
>>536229705
"GO MY COOKIE HUNTING SAUCERS!"
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:52:16 PM
No.536230107
>>536230206
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:52:39 PM
No.536230149
>>536230459
>>536230618
Kino alert! Kino alert! We got an ABSOLUTE SPECTACLE KINO boss! Thank you Ishizaki for this wonderful visual design.
>>536229083
It does a light stun that can get cancelled if you hit the boss while it's doing a long attack.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:52:56 PM
No.536230181
>>536231350
BWC trans ally Wylder queueing dog RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:53:14 PM
No.536230206
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:53:47 PM
No.536230264
>>536229705
>queue gladius
>get only fire incantations
haha fuck you too.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:54:53 PM
No.536230380
>no rev and I'm outed
it's over
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:55:32 PM
No.536230459
>>536230761
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:56:04 PM
No.536230527
>>536256767
>>536229712
kinda, but I wouldn't force it on a build where relics without it give me a good combination of effects.
I don't like gaol chasing. If I casually do 3 gaols that are on my way to something else, I get 15%, which isn't that much better than some other possible buffs I can acquire.
Obviously it's better in a trio where people bring their own keys, making gaol chasing faster
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:56:52 PM
No.536230618
>>536230761
I hope they nerf the evergaol relic. Evergaols are so fucking boring
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:58:17 PM
No.536230761
>>536230459
>>536230618
>the boss doing chungus 100 AoEs that deal a ton of damage while it's barely on the screen is LE GOOD
So true, xisters.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:00:41 PM
No.536231032
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:01:30 PM
No.536231119
>>536231249
>>536230948
I don't get it, what's going on? He's immune to magic?
I had the same thing happen to me last time I tried Recluse, the boss never took any hits.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:01:56 PM
No.536231170
>>536235448
>>536230948
That's pretty good though. The Mage should be at max distance. She's just a foot over.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:02:34 PM
No.536231249
>>536231119
>whatโs going on
High level recluse gameplay
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:03:19 PM
No.536231350
>>536230181
What an oxymoron of a post
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:03:59 PM
No.536231432
>>536230948
is it a new webm that shows the same thing as an old one that was reposted from time to time? I don't recall the totem
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:04:27 PM
No.536231483
>>536286596
>>536286904
>>536230709
I don't mind evergaols but the relic makes people route like complete shit. Nerf it down to 2.5% and remove the start with stonesword key effect.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:05:51 PM
No.536231635
gg bros thanks for letting me live out my bird fantasy
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:06:26 PM
No.536231696
>>536231950
>>536229019
there's a whole bunch of relic cheaters in erg like this guy and alex and sneedger and kino and also seiln
>>536224024
people who suffer from major skill issue always resort to cheating
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:07:48 PM
No.536231847
>>536233643
>I hope _______ gets nerfed
Virgin statement for the weakmind
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:08:10 PM
No.536231882
>>536232178
>>536232479
So are there any high base damage strats that can work on anyone or does everything rely heavily on scaling?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:08:47 PM
No.536231950
>>536236750
>>536231696
Damn, Zrdada Enjoyer did that? I'm shocked, appalled!
But not that surprised, Malina is objectively better.
>>536231752
UNF
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:10:44 PM
No.536232178
>>536231882
Bro I shill crossbow builds every other day, ballista/jar cannon less so since they have matched up poorly against the last few EDs
>its a one dickhead spams pins, leaves when we don't follow him, comes back and just sits there episode
kill yourself
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:12:32 PM
No.536232394
>>536232348
classic shittycuck
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:12:56 PM
No.536232442
>>536232348
Classic redditor.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:13:10 PM
No.536232479
>>536231882
I was thinking about this as well. Shouldn't everyone be using a greatshield for free?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:13:15 PM
No.536232493
>>536232605
eastern gaol strats
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:13:19 PM
No.536232498
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:14:18 PM
No.536232605
>>536232493
when will they learn?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:14:27 PM
No.536232628
>>536232348
literal child throwing a tantrum, this is why games like this are only good alone
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:16:15 PM
No.536232837
>>536233586
>>536230709
They should make non-Crucible Knight castles not shit first.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:16:21 PM
No.536232848
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:17:02 PM
No.536232929
Terr has played very nicely when I had him as a teammate.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:20:57 PM
No.536233408
we beat the day 2 without him, I even kited goldie into him on purpose while they were emoting like they're a funny fucker. whos laughing now, me thats who
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:21:17 PM
No.536233442
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:21:24 PM
No.536233460
>>536286852
building/ruins hunting gives more buffs, gear and runes than gaols and its better than having 2 morons giving up 5 min in because they died to the prisoner
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:21:48 PM
No.536233502
>>536222968
Sex with imouto
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:22:08 PM
No.536233536
>>536226921
I dont get it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:22:35 PM
No.536233586
>>536234996
>>536232837
don't they have more boss gachas?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:23:03 PM
No.536233643
>>536231847
I hope you get nerfed
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:23:47 PM
No.536233730
>>536233820
The weekend is here. Time for all the boomers to get into the queue.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:24:29 PM
No.536233820
>>536233939
>>536233730
No, it's still Friday.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:24:59 PM
No.536233873
>>536234128
i even helped them during the nightlord, but since they threw the run we never had a chance
cool game
going to play bloodborne instead.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:25:07 PM
No.536233886
>>536232348
Classic cocksucker
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:25:14 PM
No.536233901
>>536234392
gg
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:25:38 PM
No.536233939
>>536234175
>>536233820
Friday evening is the start of the weekend in EU. Maybe in the US you have to keep working till Saturday morning idk.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:27:10 PM
No.536234128
>>536233873
Extremely high test post. Everyone is kneeling to you right now, my liegeโฆ
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:27:32 PM
No.536234175
>>536235295
>>536233939
>he's Br*tish
Disgusting. Imagine still being a Monarchist in 2025.
For those of you that actually played a lot of Bloodborne's chalices, how would you compare their randomness and content compared to Nightreign ? I do feel like they offer a better replayable experience when it comes to dungeon crawling, and the exclusive bestiary and true random seeds are good to have
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:29:44 PM
No.536234392
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:30:03 PM
No.536234434
>>536234275
I only really did the ones required to pla ruin the game. The hard ones I did play were just unfun gankfests
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:31:13 PM
No.536234550
DOOTing for Black Queens
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:31:33 PM
No.536234590
>>536234837
>>536234865
>>536232348
Heโs in the right if he was call was correct. Like if you were doing a gaol level 1 Iโd grief you too
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:31:46 PM
No.536234614
GG Wylder and Executer, nice and clean threedog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:33:55 PM
No.536234837
>>536234590
Joke's on you, I'm sexually aroused by Recluse looking disappointed.
>>536234590
he literally went the wrong way in noxlato and spammed pins while we cleared the normal route (death knight, black knife, jump up, another death knight, astel) motherfucker just say there spamming pins, then left, then came back because the menu says "session still in play" stop assuming things.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:35:23 PM
No.536234996
>>536233586
What do you mean?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:36:46 PM
No.536235128
>>536234275
They were objectively superior as far as replayability goes. The fact that they added on kino lore is just the cherry on top. Exploring an ancient massive unending labyrinth filled with horrific monsters and shit guarding secrets is also just thematically and narratively more engaging than โalternate timeline that youโre forced to repeat over and over againโ or whatever. Gameplay wise most of the bosses were ok but a few of them stand out as better than the rest. Design wise theyโre all pretty much phenomenal though. It definitely fell short in some aspects what with adding on regular enemies as bosses to pad it out, which is also arguably BBโs biggest shortcoming. Makes me sad they couldnโt do more with it but whatโs there is acceptable enough for whatโs ultimately neat side quests.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:38:03 PM
No.536235295
>>536234175
britain isn't part of the EU retardkun
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:38:23 PM
No.536235341
>>536235708
Do all ults have the same cooldown? or do they all have different base cooldowns?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:39:26 PM
No.536235448
>>536231170
It doesn't matter with Heolstor since he can teleport to you from any distance.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:39:45 PM
No.536235489
>>536234275
I only went into them for cummpgfk dungeon because I personally don't like most of BB's middle game through burgenworth and shit, and to farm the specific 3 bloodgems I needed for my weapon off those huge guys with the cannon in a specific circle room.
Its all of like 3 or 4 new bosses both mini and end and it feels like a chore to get to them because once you've been in a few chalice dungeons you've basically been in them all its all the same rooms just different placements
Theres nothing to work towards for in them because theres spreadsheets with "Heres the seed where this specific bloodgem and/or weapon with lost/uncanny slots on it is" and all it became to me is legalized cheat editor which is fine because sometimes you want to get 999 blood vials and bullets and just play the damn game or go fight club underneath mergo...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:40:13 PM
No.536235540
>>536292470
should I play ER randomizer, draw, or gen micker
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:40:29 PM
No.536235560
>>536234275
I've grinded Depth 5s F/R/C is that how you abbrievate it here I played BB blind w no internet interaction so idk the terminology for like 200-250 hours, mostly Pthumeru but atleast 100 in Loran+Isz combined. Even there it gets repetetive since the overall boss pools of the game are a lot smaller, a lot of clunkiness happens with map layouts aswell but I have had some incredible kino runs but they were few and far between. The only real issue I'd run into was a couple of OHMPHS and sometimes I'd struggle with the Abhorrent Beast(?) lightning werewolf in Loran. I played at lvl 120 for all of this.
In terms of randomness I honestly prefer NR but it does also get stale if you get repeat seeds. Would definitely like to see a spin on chalices with the 3 party lineup but without the retarded time constraints, exploring Noklateo the first few times was some of the most fun I've had in this still after 400 hours
Holy crap, you can sit behind its arse and dodge the attack that way. I swear I am not making this up.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:41:48 PM
No.536235708
>>536236826
>>536235341
Different. Revenant has the longest.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:41:58 PM
No.536235732
>>536239757
I'm just getting demolished trying to use the shield on Guardian. It's half my stamina to block an attack while in stance. If the boss decides to attack a second time I'm fucked. Like do I just not have an ability till I'm level 15 with 8 stamina recovery relics.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:42:02 PM
No.536235740
>>536236146
>>536238947
>>536234865
was it a wylder? I've seen wylder's pinging left side, because they need to do their remembrance, but they refuse to actually ping their quest icon
they just go there after headless troll or something without communicating their actual fucking goal
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:43:16 PM
No.536235863
>>536235580
I believe because I've seen it myself
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:43:59 PM
No.536235942
>>536236279
Guys, Nightreign makes me wanna replay Elden Ring
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:45:14 PM
No.536236094
>>536234275
Chalice Dungeons win by default simply by not having a gay ass time limit and fortnite circle
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:45:32 PM
No.536236146
>>536235740
Who the fuck does rememberance on ED boss I did come across a Wylder playing with randos who did this, Ironeye and I cleared out the right side while he kept fucking around the left side
GG with GigaGladius duo duchesses. God bless Marai's Executioner's Sword.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:46:16 PM
No.536236237
>>536236203
You sound retarded
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:46:37 PM
No.536236279
>>536236485
>>536235942
do you want to play seamless coop
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:47:03 PM
No.536236325
>>536236487
>>536235580
yeah I've done it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:48:26 PM
No.536236485
>>536236279
No I just wanna go around killing shit and leveling up
Then completely lose interest again once I reach softcap and there's no more character progression
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:48:26 PM
No.536236487
>>536238379
>>536236325
I'm talking about this move
>>536236107
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:50:36 PM
No.536236731
>>536290392
>>536236203
gg dog crazy damage. I got a little confused at the dupe altar I didn't know you had a marais and instantly went to dupe my black knife first, good thing you guys weren't as dumb as me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:50:48 PM
No.536236750
>>536237590
>>536238020
>>536236203
gg that was fun, sorry for messing up at the duplicator I thought i had the marais in my inventory but I guess I didn't..
>>536231950
look at the screenshot man that's the ironeye cheating
>malina is objectively better
yeah malina is great but I just have a soft spot for smokers and girls with glasses
here's a cute malina you'll like
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:50:55 PM
No.536236761
FUCK this gacha game
>finally die enough times to purchase one relic from shop
>gives me a green orb I cant even equip on my character without buying another thing that changes what rainbow colors i can equip
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:50:58 PM
No.536236772
the lag is so bad with erg that i'm winning more games with randoms lately
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:51:21 PM
No.536236826
>>536237183
>>536237197
>>536235708
>Revenant has the longest.
the character whose power is most concentrated in her ult, can't use her ult as much as the rest. that's so fucked up, no wonder she is seen as weak.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:52:29 PM
No.536236937
>>536237116
>>536237193
Friday. Finally able to play purple 3dog after waging a lot this week. Any tips and tricks I should look out for? People are saying how he can 1 shot level 15s because of an attack buff, how do I avoid that, is there some sort of mechanic?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:54:08 PM
No.536237116
>>536236937
There's a combo where he just walks sideways in the middle of it, if you attack him during that part he gets stackable atk buff (max 3)
Honestly it shouldn't matter and you should just dodge the followup attack regardless
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:54:57 PM
No.536237183
>>536236826
way of balancing the buff it gives. With the 'ult gauge on killing enemies' relic effect it becomes spammable outside of the nightlord fight
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:55:03 PM
No.536237193
>>536236937
don't hit him while he's aura farming with the sword in his mouth as the kids would say
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:55:04 PM
No.536237197
>>536236826
I mean it's the strongest ult in team games. It should probably have a shorter cooldown in solo.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:58:45 PM
No.536237590
>>536237891
>>536236750
I love girls with huge boobs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:59:52 PM
No.536237726
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:01:16 PM
No.536237872
yungscrill69
2 games rq
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:01:24 PM
No.536237891
>>536238426
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:02:06 PM
No.536237965
>>536238491
terr
300 games carried
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:02:39 PM
No.536238018
>>536238196
On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate my performance in our matches?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:02:40 PM
No.536238020
>>536236750
I have a soft spot for girls that enjoy strategy games.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:04:26 PM
No.536238196
>>536239739
>>536238018
A solid 1. What's your name?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:06:13 PM
No.536238379
>>536236487
yes, I've done it, the issue is just getting close enough to him to do it in time in trios
otherwise you make the shockwave dodge harder if you don't get there in time
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:06:31 PM
No.536238426
>>536237891
asking a man why he likes big boobs is like asking why we breathe oxygen
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:07:07 PM
No.536238491
>>536239140
>>536237965
kill yourself terr
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:08:35 PM
No.536238673
>>536239140
MiquellaFaithful
30 traumatized players.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:08:54 PM
No.536238712
>>536245075
>Get all these Rev relics that are pretty good
>Nothing feels as good as Old Portrait + Augur Relic and an FP relic to me
Please Jar Goddess, give me a Revenant Powers Up Family with 3+ Seals FP and Mind +3/Unlocking Rise FP
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:09:53 PM
No.536238802
>LoR or GOGS doesn't work on dog buff
wow
>Ukonzaemon Usu--
why isnt this retard block on sight, he is probably /erg/'s worst fucking player
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:11:15 PM
No.536238947
>>536235740
>was it a wylder?
good guess
yep
>remembrance
I did mine solo and I don't think you can even do it on everdarks but if you're doing it on everdarks you're automatically a moron anyway
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:11:19 PM
No.536238954
shittyduck
one hundred dicks sucked
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:12:04 PM
No.536239043
mush
25 revenants groomed
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:12:51 PM
No.536239140
>>536238673
>>536238847
>>536238491
seething about other players makes you look like a pathetic retard btw
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:13:06 PM
No.536239174
>>536238847
Being the worst player in a community is not a crime, I only block cheaters and troons that ragequit upon getting triggered. If you keep blocking the worst player, you will have to block the 2nd worst player next and so on until all you have left is sludgemerchant to play with..
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:13:49 PM
No.536239256
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:14:39 PM
No.536239365
>>536238847
ukon is godtier compared to utter shitters like owl and frazer
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:16:08 PM
No.536239542
>>536239814
>>536239896
2/3 pc all bosses
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:16:40 PM
No.536239601
>>536239828
>>536240064
gg tripple wylder
i tried experimenting with an upgraded sleep gs but i dont think i slept him a single time there
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:17:52 PM
No.536239723
>>536239842
>>536238847
on any given day, I see like 10 or so people that all perform wildly different and equally bad
it's just extra challenge and if you lose you lose
usu is obviously trying so fuck off, better than a mediocre player dicking around
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:18:01 PM
No.536239739
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:18:13 PM
No.536239757
>>536240309
>>536235732
Mix in some dodges when your stamina's bottoming out, and especially in early game get used to the idea that you're not going to be able to attack after blocking every string. As long as you're running the reflect on blocking relic (you should be) you're still contributing, so don't feel like you just HAVE to throw something out. Also I highly recommend upgrading your shield from a merchant asap, it's only 6500 runes and it makes night 1 a lot smoother.
>shit talking ergbros constantly
why do pcbros do it? Never seen snoybros seething like that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:18:43 PM
No.536239814
>>536239542
It's actually just 3dog.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:18:47 PM
No.536239828
>>536239601
gg. Dudes got melted so quick
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:18:52 PM
No.536239842
>>536240209
>>536241610
>>536239723
>better than a mediocre player dicking around
zdrada bwos we're being called out...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:19:18 PM
No.536239896
>>536239542
Oh, you're the other guy also queueing for them.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:19:44 PM
No.536239940
>>536239787
if snoyds get blocked by 1 person they're doomed to eternal 1/3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:19:44 PM
No.536239941
>>536239787
I've literally never heard of a solid 75% of the names that get thrown around in here
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:20:36 PM
No.536240064
>>>536239601
sleep ''works'' but none of the nightlords have a sleeping/stagger animation when it triggers so its pointless
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:20:45 PM
No.536240074
>>536245940
>>536239787
hmm maybe because there's a total of 4 psn players here and they can only do one match per week
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:21:40 PM
No.536240174
>>536240409
i believe in everdark heolstor
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:22:03 PM
No.536240209
>>536241537
>>536239842
he's fairly above average
everyone has some kind of spectrum of underperforming to overperforming, and his worst is still better than these peoples average it feels like
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:22:53 PM
No.536240309
>>536240765
>>536239757
Don't have anything unlocked ATM.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:23:46 PM
No.536240409
>>536240689
>>536240174
>DUUUDE this is such a roll slop dps check slop and my dog died because of him! WOOOW
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:25:52 PM
No.536240647
>>536240835
I literally cannot kill a fucking crucible Knight all he does is guard brake stomp or hold up his shield (that deflects my halberd) (and every second he blocks he's killing my run)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:26:09 PM
No.536240689
>>536240409
ED Heolstor should cycle his weakness through every Nightlord's weakness and you have to hit him with every one in succession or you fail the mechanic and your team wipes
that would be very kino
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:26:49 PM
No.536240765
>>536240309
Keep playing you'll get it, it's on one of his story relics so no gacha necessary. Guardian's remembrance is like the easiest one in the game, too
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:27:00 PM
No.536240789
2/3 Maris
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:27:24 PM
No.536240835
>>536240647
don't kill the shields, kill the siluria knights, they give almost 3x the runs and a dormant power
if ER tarnished edition or any new nightfarers/nightlords will be behind a paywall i'll never buy a fromslopware game again
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:28:35 PM
No.536240969
>>536242248
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:29:03 PM
No.536241016
/ourstreamer/ got kinda rekt by ED Gladius...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:29:18 PM
No.536241048
>>536240938
That's what you said after King's Field.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:29:35 PM
No.536241084
>>536242341
AHHHHHHHHHHH DIED IN A FUCKING MINE MAZE
WHY DO I HAVE THREEE SECONDS TO EXPLORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:30:11 PM
No.536241140
>>536240938
dlc costs money retard
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:30:18 PM
No.536241151
>>536240938
Why do you think theres a DLC coming then?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:33:54 PM
No.536241537
>>536240209
I think he's better than average easily and he doesn't have shit net which is good
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:34:31 PM
No.536241610
>>536239842
yeah im aware im mediocre but I don't dick around I think, I always take the initiative to pinging and i do my best to care for my teammates. for example i always buy a pouch + uplifting aromatic now
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:37:55 PM
No.536241989
>>536242161
>>536242248
969
dont reply to my posts ever again
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:39:10 PM
No.536242161
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:39:58 PM
No.536242248
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:40:27 PM
No.536242292
>>536242701
Why does erg disrespect guardian players? We're in agreement that guardian is the hardest character in the game, right? You see someone trying to challenge themselves and really test the limits of the human coordination and intellect, and your response is to mock them? Huh?
Guardians deserve respect. Guardians may struggle. Guardians may fail. Guardians may even die. But guess what, that's all part of the grind. If I wanted the game to play itself and wanted to get easy wins, I'd play Wylder or Raider or play something different altogether like Stardew. But I want a challenge, so I play Guardian, even if that means I die and cost us the expedition. But guess what, I get better with each attempt. Oh, I died to that Fulghor charge? Bet I won't die to it again. Or hell, did I accidentally buff those dogs and get cooked? Run it back then. Bet I won't die to it again.
I get it's not always pretty and sometimes I die. But sometimes I don't die, and that's progress. All I ask from you is a bit of patience. When or if I die don't roll your eyes or laugh or shit on me. Understand that my death was in service of something greater, in service of the struggle to push yourself and soar to new heights.
Thank you.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:40:46 PM
No.536242341
>>536241084
>AHHHHHHHHHHH DIED IN A FUCKING MINE MAZE
I know that feel fucking day 2 ring
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:40:51 PM
No.536242347
>>536246487
cause they're jeets
so uh, what happens next week when theres no new EDs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:40:59 PM
No.536242363
>>536242538
Let's ride the wave of piss together, you and me.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:41:27 PM
No.536242417
>>536244206
gg rev squad, got pretty close at the end
luckily i held on long enough for my ult to recharge
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:42:33 PM
No.536242538
>>536243126
>>536242363
What an awesome fucking deer to give me a dupe of that
Sorry I kept the first one but theres no way I as extremist am going to not use the best charged r2 holy weapon in the game !
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:43:53 PM
No.536242701
>>536242795
>>536243260
>>536242292
now you're just trying to bait the guy who edits posts
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:44:17 PM
No.536242739
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:44:49 PM
No.536242795
>>536242701
It does seem awfully suitable for it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:47:05 PM
No.536243063
>>536242352
the game dies, very sad...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:47:37 PM
No.536243124
>>536243315
>executor was a prisoner in the lands between
you guys think he got raped by dung eater in the showers???
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:47:37 PM
No.536243126
>>536242538
That was the 2nd time I got my hands on that weapon, the first was as the revenant when trying to get that one achievement, and it was against the regular dogs.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:47:55 PM
No.536243157
>>536243353
ornamental straight swords are pretty good. golden tempering then tap R2, dont even need to do the "charged"(not actually a charged attack) version, just spam the quick version. its a single quick attack thats great for the dogs.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:47:55 PM
No.536243158
>>536242352
idk im just gonna play silksong honestly
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:47:56 PM
No.536243161
>>536242352
we get the DLC
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:48:47 PM
No.536243260
>>536242701
Did I say anything incorrect?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:49:03 PM
No.536243285
>>536244461
>>536242352
Ishizaki releases hero_buffer just for me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:49:16 PM
No.536243315
>>536243124
why do you think he wears skirts now?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:49:37 PM
No.536243353
>>536246306
>>536243157
I'd charge if I had the passive for negation on charge or most importantly ...
I was playing bird[/spoiler[
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:50:46 PM
No.536243502
>>536243627
>>536244347
Are thrust weapons dogshit or is my controller fucked? I'm missing while locked on.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:51:46 PM
No.536243608
>>536243714
>team yet again doesn't know nox route, having to solo for legendaries
are all the good players fighting 3dog?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:51:56 PM
No.536243627
>>536243502
>I'm missing while locked on.
That's every weapon type regardless of the movement it makes, thoughbeit (every weapon has to behave like a thrusting weapon without the thrusting counter because it just has to)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:52:44 PM
No.536243714
>>536243608
I only play on mountainslop
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:56:45 PM
No.536244206
>>536242417
gg that was really rough i got no good drops that entire game and it really sucked that we didn't get to clear the stinky woods
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:57:01 PM
No.536244240
>>536244397
I'm having real trouble trying to solo these bosses with a short dash instead of a roll. Fuck is Guardian really not a character until I get reflect on block. Was the game just lying to me pretending I've unlocked him as an option when really I haven't.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:57:01 PM
No.536244241
>>536244858
>press ult to rez everyone
>doesn't happen, drinks a flask
>defeat
literally turned off the console, fuck this game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:57:58 PM
No.536244347
>>536243502
spear pokes, halberd pokes, etc are notoriously bad at landing hits. most movesets have attack strings where the weapon swings at differing angles. for spears, they poke at the same exact place for the full attack string meaning if you missed the first time, you are missing the next 5 times too.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:58:09 PM
No.536244368
>>536236107
is this the mulch eater
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:58:17 PM
No.536244397
>>536244240
20 iframes on your roll are more than enough.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:58:44 PM
No.536244461
>>536244582
>>536255952
>>536243285
a pure support/buffing character is kinda genius, this will be the perfect nightfarer for gamer dads and women who are terrible at the game but still want to feel like they are doing something
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:59:32 PM
No.536244568
gg stupid dragon that died in 2 seconds
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:59:39 PM
No.536244582
>>536244461
Isn't that ironeye
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:00:17 PM
No.536244673
>>536244917
>>536246487
Y'know I wouldn't mind stopping for a while, I love these green/blue waters.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:00:19 PM
No.536244674
>>536254151
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:00:21 PM
No.536244681
I think in the future in the dlc there will definitely be a boss with a mechanic where somebody has to soak damage lest the boss 1 shot everybody or get super buffed and be able to 1 shot everybody
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:01:48 PM
No.536244858
>>536244241
Those are two different buttons
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:02:14 PM
No.536244917
>>536290550
>>536244673
You vill take the /erg/ approved path and I vill hear no complaints
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:03:43 PM
No.536245075
>>536238712
got any improved X incantation relics yet?
Honestly if if was with random, I'd have sat that one out, I only went in the city once and I got completely lost, it was embarrassing.
Also did they rework the Guardian's Steel Guard? Now it constantly drains stamina.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:06:35 PM
No.536245416
>>536245805
>>536245184
its literally always done that
>>536245184
what the fuck is this thing weak to anyways?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:08:07 PM
No.536245582
>>536246146
>>536245437
None of the affinities, all of the actual melee strike portion of the damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:08:44 PM
No.536245658
>>536245437
Astel? Nothing. All his elemental resistances are 40 and all his physicals are 10.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:08:57 PM
No.536245679
>>536245437
Physical damage and it can be bled, poisoned and rotted.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:08:58 PM
No.536245681
gg Maris
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:10:04 PM
No.536245805
>>536245437
Being called names.
>>536245416
Then I literally NEVER used it properly. Got fucking 40 hours in, only now notice the steel guard doesn't work like I think.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:10:21 PM
No.536245840
gg 3dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:11:11 PM
No.536245940
>>536276154
>>536238847
I have no idea who that is
>>536240074
This hasnโt been true in months weโve just congregated into our own group so itโs easier to coordinate things
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:11:36 PM
No.536245994
>>536246275
>>536245184
Miquella spanker anon...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:11:47 PM
No.536246023
>>536246236
Since when could you double frost something?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:12:50 PM
No.536246146
>>536245582
aight, i never really feel like i got an advantage over him. i assumed he was resistance to magic but at least i know its fair game too.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:13:07 PM
No.536246183
>>536246352
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:13:38 PM
No.536246236
>>536246023
i think some frostslop is seperate like the dragon commyslop or ghostflame slop. shits weird
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:14:00 PM
No.536246275
>>536246947
>>536245994
I SUCK, I KNOW
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:14:13 PM
No.536246306
>>536243353
>dumb birdtroon fail
makes sense
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:14:33 PM
No.536246352
>>536246524
>>536246183
Please do not tell me I have to start bunny hopping to be efficient. I CBA.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:15:32 PM
No.536246476
>>536246761
2/3 all bosses except everdarks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:15:44 PM
No.536246487
>>536247063
>>536242347
Facts.
>>536244673
Too bad From is allergic to doing any kind of actual water levels.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:16:04 PM
No.536246524
>>536246352
I don't know, it's just something I am used to doing.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:18:11 PM
No.536246759
stopped playing shortly after they fixed everdark gnoster, tried everdark caligo one time and wiped with 10% nightlord hp remaining, havent touched it since. how many everdarks have i missed?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:18:11 PM
No.536246761
>>536246476
nice, finna shit up this queue with my noob executor
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:19:41 PM
No.536246947
>>536246275
>sentinelle draconique de l'arbre
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:20:49 PM
No.536247063
>>536246487
I want a level with that kind of sediment-heavy water, BUT completely white architecture. Roman or Greek.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:24:14 PM
No.536247504
Someone please hold my hand and tell me how to play day 1 and day 2.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:24:35 PM
No.536247546
I'm bored of rollslop
I will be back for next ed
And maybe queue with randoms for extra challenge
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:25:27 PM
No.536247645
Otherwise, not too bad of a run.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:26:08 PM
No.536247738
>>536248310
>unable to join players
>returning to roundtable hold
but why
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:26:21 PM
No.536247769
need guardian shitters to please kys
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:28:42 PM
No.536248047
I'm going to be the best Guardian player in the world. Right after I unlock 9 +stamina slots.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:29:16 PM
No.536248114
>>536248306
Revenant players stop throwing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:30:31 PM
No.536248272
>>536250798
>>536252969
people have really learned the game to the point that they suck.
why is it such a big problem to do ruins or camps at the start of the game? why do we have to go at castle at level 3?
fucking executor led us there, then kept dying to the giants, then left
ffs just play the game normally, i hate that people try to optimize to the point of making it impossible
you can very simply travel to POIs based on your level and always have an easy-medium challenge
what's the point of doing giants castle at level 3?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:30:50 PM
No.536248306
>>536248114
these pizzas aren't gonna deliver themselves, anon
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:30:53 PM
No.536248310
>>536247738
someone blocked someone
why everyone hate the bird aside from his poo accent?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:31:57 PM
No.536248443
>>536257378
>>536248335
Because he's the best character, and success breeds jealousy.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:32:15 PM
No.536248480
>>536257378
>>536248335
People hate the bird? He's cool af though.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:32:24 PM
No.536248496
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:34:07 PM
No.536248728
damn I've been playing like shit today sorry guys
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:35:06 PM
No.536248847
>>536249021
>>536249224
Why pick guardian when shields dont even drop in this game?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:35:43 PM
No.536248915
like, you know how much a seagull shits right? but now imagine if that seagull was 6 foot tall and still has no idea was a toilet is
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:35:52 PM
No.536248930
>>536249236
>>536250487
gg hotdog moonlight squad
not my best performance but at least we didn't use the nokaleto revive
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:36:37 PM
No.536249021
>>536249671
>>536248847
now that you mention it i havent seen a shield once and ive played for 40 hours whats up with that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:38:16 PM
No.536249224
>>536248847
because you don't open any treasure chests in camps ever
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:38:18 PM
No.536249236
>>536250487
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:40:17 PM
No.536249472
Name a single character who doesn't start with their best outfit as their default.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:41:49 PM
No.536249671
>>536249881
>>536249021
Yeah me neither LOL is this a bug?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:42:09 PM
No.536249703
>>536250158
gg
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:43:47 PM
No.536249881
>>536249671
I don't think shields are in his targeted class loot. It makes sense though, his default greatshield at +2 is better than most greatshields and if you want a parrying tool you can usually just find one at a camp.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:44:23 PM
No.536249945
>>536245437
gravity sorceries
>>536236107
fuck youj bloddy bastert bitch benchode
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:45:18 PM
No.536250048
>>536249954
lmao he fell for it !!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:46:14 PM
No.536250158
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:46:29 PM
No.536250195
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:46:42 PM
No.536250223
So how do I consistently get lvl 15 in solo ? Do I fully clear each camp or ignore trash mobs and run to the next ? Are gaols worth it for exp ?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:46:43 PM
No.536250226
i feel like i always job to this damn dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:49:03 PM
No.536250487
>>536248930
>>536249236
ggs im a pulley crossbow believer now
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:51:20 PM
No.536250764
>>536250931
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:51:35 PM
No.536250796
dog 2/3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:51:36 PM
No.536250798
>>536250918
>>536248272
Is this on the password?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:52:34 PM
No.536250918
>>536251192
>>536250798
every 10000 word seething blogposts are never on the password and its always /v/ tourists
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:52:41 PM
No.536250931
>>536250764
gg dog I went into the mines at the end there and couldn't find the guy that drops the lv2 smithing stone wtf? ahh well didn't need it anyway
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:54:18 PM
No.536251096
>>536251793
>>536252591
when the game came out, i was the first to tell this thread that the bird is indian. people didn't believe me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:55:10 PM
No.536251192
>>536250918
Playing with randoms is 60% the desperate struggling retards you were invading and killing in 3v1s the past 3 years. Im glad there is no crossplay; can you imagine getting xbox players?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:56:29 PM
No.536251328
>>536251463
>>536251470
Am I crazy or have they fucked the 2nd night boss randomzer? Tree Guardian 11! times in a row.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:56:54 PM
No.536251396
I didn't get a single holy spell...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:57:23 PM
No.536251456
>>536251690
>>536251809
When you do a boss and pick the 3rd option and get increased physical damage, if you get a weapon that deals only an elemental type of damage (like most endgame weapons) does it still increase? If not does increased affinity damage work for that weapons?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:57:25 PM
No.536251463
>>536251328
Dog has less bosses than the rest of the nightlords. Night 2 can only be Morgott or Tree Sentinel.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:57:28 PM
No.536251470
>>536251328
it's a sentinel.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:58:23 PM
No.536251576
>>536251841
Gg xisters.
>>536249954
>does it wrong
>gets hit
Don't sit too close.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:59:13 PM
No.536251690
>>536251732
>>536252086
>>536251456
Most affinity weapons are split between physical and their affinity's damage. You can check in the visual codex, but I think the only exceptions are coded sword and cipher pata.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:59:34 PM
No.536251732
>>536251690
And revenant's claws.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:00:04 PM
No.536251793
>>536251096
I hate you because I didn't notice it until you pointed it out, I thought he was just doing a funny accent because he was playing a bird
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:00:16 PM
No.536251809
>>536251456
there's like two weapon that only deal holy deal and no physical lil nigga.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:00:27 PM
No.536251841
>>536251576
big ggs
my malenia's dealt 319 dmg as it's base if anyone wanted to know the gaol effect numbers
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:02:30 PM
No.536252086
>>536251690
oh that explains everything, thanks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:02:32 PM
No.536252091
>>536252257
>>536253169
>freereign is just a 2 click install now with no gamefile tinkering now
neato. love using this mod to practice no hitting bosses. though i wish the limveil exploration thing worked properly.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:03:54 PM
No.536252239
is Caligo immune to rot? 2 fucking rot pots and like 20 hits from a weapon with rot and nothing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:04:02 PM
No.536252257
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:04:35 PM
No.536252321
Does anyone know if infused weapons are still split 50/50? If so, that would make them better against nightlords when upgraded than weapons with inherent affinities.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:07:18 PM
No.536252591
>>536252653
>>536251096
You were the doomsayer and no one wants to listen to those, especially if theyโre right
>>536252591
Why do you answer yourself?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:10:06 PM
No.536252931
>>536253043
>>536253103
why is the queue dead
it's friday evening
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:10:27 PM
No.536252969
>>536253574
>>536248272
Anyone dying because they messed up the trolls aggro management isn't getting revives from me. Also not even going to bother checking the blue orbs when they're in the line of sight of another troll, screw that.
I've also seen people running past non-loot dropping Banisheds? People are really overcooking. Just kill everything for the runes, they don't even take that long and colossal R1's always micro stagger them
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:11:05 PM
No.536253043
>>536253092
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:11:32 PM
No.536253086
>>536257378
gg caligo thx for the carry
>you can deflect air
>>536248335
>aside from his poo accent
that's the only reason, hearing him speak mindbroke all the pasty beanpole chuds in here
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:11:37 PM
No.536253092
>>536253202
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:11:44 PM
No.536253103
>>536253248
>>536252931
most people here are american
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:12:22 PM
No.536253169
>>536252091
if you want to fuck around in exploration then use these two:
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/146
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/277
the first lets you control the fortnite circle, the second lets you choose which seed you're playing on (if you care about that)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:12:43 PM
No.536253202
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:13:07 PM
No.536253248
>>536253103
My condolences to all of you, but there must be more Europeans here.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:14:53 PM
No.536253431
>>536253772
>>536254164
>>536248335
slow character does not work in fast game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:15:54 PM
No.536253532
I want to see art of Rev giving birth. Recluse already did it plus she's not my type anyway
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:16:18 PM
No.536253574
>>536254019
>>536252969
Why are people scared of the trolls? Its not even dangerous to aggro all of them past level 5 and you can run to a grace if you get hit too much.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:18:01 PM
No.536253772
>>536253431
Playing Bird feel like driving a Jeep.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:20:14 PM
No.536254019
>>536253574
i dont understand what you're asking. to purposely play worse and slower? just dont aggro them so we can blender them in 10 seconds and stop fighting them at the corner away from the gallows. at the NW rampart
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:21:33 PM
No.536254151
>>536256306
>>536244674
oh I forgot to say something but btw Vit, you had no relics on that run lmao.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:21:38 PM
No.536254164
>>536254439
>>536253431
his dodge is technically faster than everyone's except duchess's
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:23:46 PM
No.536254376
>>536254491
>>536257415
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:24:28 PM
No.536254439
>>536254164
Unfortunately it's so fast it ends before the enemy's attack finishes.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:24:57 PM
No.536254491
>>536254376
Why are you posting edited content on my /erg/?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:26:18 PM
No.536254652
>>536259061
>>536259683
sorry guys i spent all my afternoon fishing with my gf we can play a few games now!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:26:59 PM
No.536254726
>>536255052
Luckily I'm not really a solo-first player at all but man that split up phase is cancer in solo. You just have to wait it out, occasionally get some hits in when a dog runs up to you past the others, then start running again when you see the others start following again.
Also I still get hit by those instant flame breath attacks, especially during the split up, absolute bullshit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:29:48 PM
No.536255046
>>536290951
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:29:52 PM
No.536255052
>>536254726
It was the worst part of the original fight and making it last until a certain HP threshold hasn't made it any better.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:31:15 PM
No.536255208
>>536255410
gg hotdog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:33:02 PM
No.536255402
>>536255596
>>536290951
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:33:13 PM
No.536255410
>>536255557
1/3 hotdogs
want one more redemption run in before dinner
>>536255208
ggg
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:34:35 PM
No.536255557
>>536255976
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:35:01 PM
No.536255596
>>536256348
>>536255402
is she dumb
use a spell
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:36:37 PM
No.536255791
>>536255946
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:36:41 PM
No.536255795
gg dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:38:07 PM
No.536255946
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:38:11 PM
No.536255952
>>536244461
no characters in NR work like that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:38:22 PM
No.536255976
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:39:32 PM
No.536256096
>>536257378
>>536258803
>>536248335
I love him. He sounds sexy, he looks sexy, amazing character design and lore. He's the first character I played because I was like, this is my husband and I will repopulate the flock with him.
My issue is that his damage is bad. Like he is the reason I always like to bring an FP relic. I had so many games turn into duos because someone left or crashed or something and every time it's just me and a bird I have to do 90% of the damage or else every fight takes forever. It wouldn't be so bad if he had a guaranteed way to pull aggro, but he doesn't. Not even with that relic that pulls aggro while guarding works. Steel Guard needs innate +30 more likely to be targeted or something.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:41:22 PM
No.536256306
>>536254151
I don't use them.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:41:29 PM
No.536256316
>about to backstab a banished knight
>a wyldjeet hooks him away
day of the loo cant come soon enough for wyldjeets
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:41:47 PM
No.536256348
>>536255596
all she has is Rejection seals with Flame Fortification. she's trying her best
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:45:27 PM
No.536256767
>>536230527
>wasting a whole slot on keys
LOL
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:48:45 PM
No.536257180
>>536252653
I didnโt โanswer myselfโ, dumb ESL.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:49:49 PM
No.536257316
>>536290709
>>536252653
You immediately got him defensive, good job chad.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:50:17 PM
No.536257378
>>536248335 (me)
>>536248443 (me)
>>536248480 (me)
>>536253086 (me)
>>536256096 (me)
In case there was any confusion, these posts are all mine.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:50:37 PM
No.536257415
>>536254376
>jobbing on stream
embarrassing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:51:54 PM
No.536257573
>cobes dead
Fuck me bros this ruined my month. I'm gonna miss him.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:53:18 PM
No.536257716
>>536257819
>>536258259
who
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:54:24 PM
No.536257819
>>536257960
>>536257716
Kurt Cobain, aka Cobes.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:55:31 PM
No.536257960
>>536258238
>>536258245
>>536257819
According to the internet he died before any of us was born. wtf are you on about
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:57:38 PM
No.536258191
this gennie is just the same 10 people talking to themselves
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:58:03 PM
No.536258238
>>536257960
I'm bullshitting you because I receive sexual gratification from lying on the internet and getting uncaught.
You catching me makes me inert and flaccid.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:58:06 PM
No.536258245
>>536259221
>>536257960
>Youngshits in my oldshits hobby
REEEEEEEEEE I was 6 when he got got. Be older. It's gross that you're so young.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:58:13 PM
No.536258259
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:00:13 PM
No.536258492
>>536258874
>>536259265
new player here, just beat everdark augur and I understand why people say he sucks
i got powerstanced malenias and couldn't even use them, easy ass fight anyways.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:00:33 PM
No.536258531
>stand a million miles away on terra magica
>spam moons
yep, i'm gaming
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:02:59 PM
No.536258803
>>536259402
>>536256096
Well... hello there, ma'am. I empathize with your past experiences playing alongside Guardians and the stress that must have incurred. However... what if I could introduce you to an elite Guardian player that could relieve you of those burdens, putting your hands and heart at gentle ease?
Interested, perhaps...? Because he... is me.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:03:33 PM
No.536258874
>>536258492
yeah your build literally doesn't matter for Auger other than defense buffs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:05:10 PM
No.536259061
>>536254652
nice try junior i was here sodomizing your gf so we know that canโt be true now hop on the game (like she was hopping on me)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:06:41 PM
No.536259221
>>536258245
Shut up grandpa this is youngBVLL general
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:07:07 PM
No.536259265
>>536259770
>>536258492
Does the rally passive at least work with stormruler?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:07:25 PM
No.536259298
>>536259382
>>536259831
/dsg/ is dead so I'll bitch in here WHAT the hell were they thinking with common enemies in DS3? Every mook will have some absurd blender combo, "nuh uh, you're not allowed to play the game for the next few seconds" because of how shit and unrefined poise was in this compared to ER. Outrageous. Ok that's it back to farming Covenant items.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:08:01 PM
No.536259382
>>536264981
>>536259298
Welcome to post-BB Souls. This is why Dark Souls 2 is the best.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:08:10 PM
No.536259402
>>536260373
>>536264981
>>536258803
Oooo, a big strong handsome Guardian. Will you protect me and hold me and keep those nasty monsters away from me?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:09:13 PM
No.536259521
>>536260674
Why doesn't Revenants break apart upon defeat like undeads?
https://x.com/1280x720_/status/1956756767704232012
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:09:19 PM
No.536259531
>>536236107
>>536249954
cant you just light roll it any way
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:10:37 PM
No.536259683
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:11:17 PM
No.536259770
>>536259265
Yeah but Maris mostly does multiple small hits instead of one big hit, so each of the tiny hits you take resets the rally. It was kinda useful but not that good.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:11:52 PM
No.536259831
>>536259298
I think they wanted people to parry but nobody parries in darken ring.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:12:20 PM
No.536259879
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:16:32 PM
No.536260373
>>536264981
>>536265335
>>536259402
Of course... Any monster that dare attack a companion of mine will have to get through me first, and I'd never allow that.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:16:43 PM
No.536260387
>>536249954
kek
you bloody you bastard your position redeem it SAAARR
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:19:23 PM
No.536260674
>>536259521
because then her blue blood would run everywhere....she has sealant between her parts to prevent that normally
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:19:32 PM
No.536260687
>>536260979
>>536261669
What are good relics for executor? Outside of his roar and cursed blade heals nothing else stands out as being really good for him.
Does anyone actually use the /vg/ group password for NightReign?
How long is the queue on average?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:21:08 PM
No.536260865
>>536261306
>>536260787
45 minutes if you do a regular boss.
10 seconds if you do the shitty flavour of the month one.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:22:06 PM
No.536260979
>>536261201
>>536260687
here is everything you could ever want
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:22:25 PM
No.536261010
>>536261306
>>536260787
I use it constantly. Queue times vary, usually not more than 3-5 minutes but it's much worse if you aren't queuing for the new stuff.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:23:14 PM
No.536261118
alright im never playing ironeye for this boss again fucking hell
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:23:56 PM
No.536261201
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:24:49 PM
No.536261306
>>536260787
>>536260865
>>536261010
if you want to do a regular boss (non-everdark) just announce it in thread beforehand and you can usually get 2 other people after a few minutes from my experience
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:25:06 PM
No.536261340
ggs kino dog raider and rev
ranni is a horrible bitch that deserves to be killed and it's one of miyazaki's greatest mistakes that he doesn't give the player an alternative way to end that quest by doing so
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:27:09 PM
No.536261581
>>536261508
bro your frenzycel ending? everyone canonically dies including her
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:27:56 PM
No.536261669
>>536260687
roar heal is all he needs
starting frost or chilling mist (either caligo relic) can make the early game a lot smoother
>hoarfrost stomp
oh yeah this nigga is sexless
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:30:51 PM
No.536262014
>>536262206
>>536262246
>>536261508
>fia (whore) simp seething
Ranni didn't go far enough.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:32:25 PM
No.536262180
>>536261508
She is dead tho. You find her body.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:32:40 PM
No.536262206
>>536262014
I don't like her either though. Only good woman in the whole game is Melina
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:32:59 PM
No.536262246
>>536262014
Not him but fia is indeed a whore and we still should've been able to chop ranni's head off because she's also a bitch. It's contrived bullshit that we're not able to.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:34:58 PM
No.536262464
>>536261956
whorefrost stomp does everything. one shots clumps of trash, debuffs the bigger guys, gives you a ranged attack whats not to like?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:35:43 PM
No.536262530
>>536262714
>>536263579
>get a guardian in group
>lose
Name a more iconic pairing
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:37:15 PM
No.536262714
>>536262530
I can't decide between Guardian and Executor I want to learn one since I've gotten about as good as I'm gonna get (mediocre) with Raider Wylder and Rev.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:37:54 PM
No.536262790
>>536263027
>>536264204
How do I make recluse fun
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:38:53 PM
No.536262898
queue up for everdog and carry me.
now.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:38:59 PM
No.536262914
>>536263467
Good game, very fun fight. Will post a webm.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:39:20 PM
No.536262961
instead of STR the revenant depth relics should allow a respec into more INT so she can become a cute mahou shoujo
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:39:55 PM
No.536263027
>>536262790
Use the Darkness skin and watch her feet while she runs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:42:40 PM
No.536263354
This fight isn't too bad but it easily has the worse rando pool. Tons of people that scraped by Gladius and then picked ED over anything else
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:43:38 PM
No.536263467
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:44:38 PM
No.536263579
>>536264093
>>536262530
I hate guardians so fucking much they're always just dead weight i have to carry
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:48:02 PM
No.536263989
>>536264920
>>536261956
busted on revenant
>>536263579
Context is key, and Guardian is the most mentally and physically taxing character to play. I guarantee that a Guardian who is 3-barred before the boss hit 50% health has still put in more effort and energy than any non-Guardians in the same encounter.
Just a little something to consider the next time you think about making a smart comment about your Guardian dying 4 times against the nightlord.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:49:22 PM
No.536264153
>Partial HP restoration on post-damage attacks
oh yeah this nigga is sexless
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:49:50 PM
No.536264204
>>536262790
you need to be a witchfucker
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:50:31 PM
No.536264273
>>536261956
Nothing bad with being sexless.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:51:02 PM
No.536264346
>>536264994
>>536265389
>>536264093
Wrong. That's recluse. Even revenant takes more thought with the summon juggling and variety of incantations.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:51:47 PM
No.536264427
>>536265158
>>536264093
nigga shut up
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:52:44 PM
No.536264529
windborne fart
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:56:05 PM
No.536264920
>>536263989
i bust on and in revenant players
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:56:36 PM
No.536264981
>>536265335
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:56:40 PM
No.536264994
>>536265261
>>536264346
Wrong. It's Guardian. Recluse and Revenant are aided by being casters who can fight from a safe distance.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:56:53 PM
No.536265024
>>536265287
>>536264093
this but unironically
it takes a lot more effort to die 4 times in a row when you have the most health and damage negation of any character in the game
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:58:11 PM
No.536265158
>>536264427
Donโt post selfies
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:58:58 PM
No.536265261
>>536264994
nta but hotdog is much easier in melee range
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:59:10 PM
No.536265287
>>536265979
>>536265024
>muh damage negation
You know what the best damage negation is? A decent dodge so you don't get hit.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:59:37 PM
No.536265335
>>536272463
>>536260373
Cutie <3
>>536264981
Um excuse you, I'm a pale American mutt. I do not venture out into the devil's light.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:00:06 PM
No.536265389
>>536265512
>>536264346
>retard niggah forgot Recluse can also use incants
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:01:08 PM
No.536265512
>>536265574
>>536265815
>>536265389
>retard nigga can't read
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:01:39 PM
No.536265574
>>536265512
sums up a good portion of this general desu,
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:01:46 PM
No.536265597
>>536265763
>bird does little bitch ass damage
>tries to block and loses half their health
>tries to dodge instead
>3 bar
Every time
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:03:14 PM
No.536265763
>>536270213
>>536265597
this was the first time I 2 bar to the dog, plus I didn't get any holy weapons
>>536265512
lower your tone when you talk to me lil niggah i'm polish
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:04:38 PM
No.536265931
>>536265815
I've got a knob you can polish lmao gottem
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:05:04 PM
No.536265976
>>536265815
Come over here and polish my pole then bitch ass nigga I'll talk to you however the hell I damn well want to.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:05:05 PM
No.536265979
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:06:54 PM
No.536266181
>>536266052
shittycuck debuff
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:07:18 PM
No.536266221
>>536266410
>>536267238
>>536266052
does it leave a trail of fire?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:07:29 PM
No.536266236
>>536266410
>>536267238
>>536266052
the fire lingers for a second
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:07:34 PM
No.536266240
>>536266410
>>536267238
>>536266052
Probably because the sword leaves a trail of fire behind which deals "minor" damage.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:07:35 PM
No.536266241
>>536266434
>>536266052
shiftyduck is a girl
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:07:41 PM
No.536266251
>>536266410
>>536267238
>>536266052
the fire trail
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:07:54 PM
No.536266280
>>536266410
>>536267238
>>536266052
Probably a lingering fire hitbox, a lot of his attacks have that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:08:56 PM
No.536266410
>>536266721
>>536267223
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:09:05 PM
No.536266434
>>536266241
He is a man until proven otherwise.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:09:26 PM
No.536266474
>>536267934
finally a win...gg guys
definitely gonna do more noklateo now and never touch ironeye for this again
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:10:22 PM
No.536266592
dogshit rev
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:11:30 PM
No.536266721
>>536266410
You roll it or get out of the way.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:11:39 PM
No.536266746
dogshit rev
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:12:08 PM
No.536266818
>>536267060
>>536234865
He was probably in the right, left side is the correct side slightly in slightly more seeds
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:12:36 PM
No.536266883
revshit dog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:14:07 PM
No.536267060
>>536269094
>>536266818
you better mean left side as in viewed on the map and not left side when you enter the city
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:15:03 PM
No.536267158
>>536266052
It's really impossible to tell anymore what particle fx is just particle fx and what actually indicates danger
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:15:05 PM
No.536267165
>>536289451
i miss milady
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:15:30 PM
No.536267223
>>536266410
You keep your distance after every attack, he has an unblockable, the double head slam explosions
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:15:36 PM
No.536267238
>>536267459
>>536267942
>>536266221
>>536266236
>>536266240
>>536266251
>>536266280
>dodge attack
>take damage
so freaking hardcore prepare to die this is dark souls bros
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:17:40 PM
No.536267459
>>536267238
BRO you're right it's like dark souls hitboxes! this boss is PEAK
Wait so when am I supposed to not hit the dog? Someone told me it gets attack% up if you hit it during a move
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:21:38 PM
No.536267934
>>536266474
gg guys, thanks for duping the scythe for me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:21:42 PM
No.536267942
>>536267238
Have you tried not being there in the first place? It's a pretty useful combat tip.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:23:45 PM
No.536268174
>>536268294
>>536268426
>>536267502
When it does this attack.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:23:52 PM
No.536268183
>>536267502
after a chain spin it will just stand there menacingly if you hit it it gets an atk buff up to 3 times, and it's also not the end of that combo...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:24:56 PM
No.536268294
>>536268426
>>536268712
>>536268174
Pinging that is so gay. Holy shit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:25:58 PM
No.536268426
>>536268674
>>536268174
upperbite into sword spin into taking attacl increases attack power into explosion
>>536268294
I did it so you stay away and not attack it. I didn't have a better idea. It did not work.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:27:38 PM
No.536268605
>>536268735
>>536269453
>>536234865
??? there's no death knights on either side of noklateo. in fact there aren't even death knights in all of nightreign, they're from SOTE.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:28:35 PM
No.536268674
>>536268426
Stop pinging. Let people be retarded. It's funnier
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:28:50 PM
No.536268712
>>536268790
>>536268294
how else will he tell you faggots to stop fucking up?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:29:00 PM
No.536268735
>>536268605
Please be patient, he started with Nightreign and doesn't know that they're Godwyn's knights.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:29:09 PM
No.536268753
>>536268883
>>536267502
Just hit him, the damage buff barely lasts long and you negate 100% damage on dodge.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:29:29 PM
No.536268790
>>536268712
Stop telling people
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:29:29 PM
No.536268792
>>536271430
gg rev and wylder, sorry i got downed too much. almost had em
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:30:19 PM
No.536268883
>>536268753
No one is buffing him on purpose. Give it up already
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:32:15 PM
No.536269094
>>536267060
Obviously left when you enter, you must be one of those 15 is a privilege /erg/ shitters huh
haii chat i'll be queueing up later
>>536234865
>Missing royal revenant frogpit, chest, and rooftop knight
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:35:25 PM
No.536269453
>>536268605
He is obviously referring to the headless knights who drop loot. Denoted by their weapons that glow with Deathblight.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:35:31 PM
No.536269467
>>536269360
Sex with this woman.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:35:59 PM
No.536269510
>>536269161
we're going to be murdering you
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:36:28 PM
No.536269571
>>536269764
>>536272940
>>536269360
having sex with tachyon all nite every night
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:37:27 PM
No.536269678
>>536269161
are you a rev player
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:38:19 PM
No.536269764
>>536269571
the hypothetical particle?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:39:27 PM
No.536269886
>>536270212
I thought I was in safe HP territory :(
gg dogbros, we all played like retards
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:42:29 PM
No.536270212
>>536272940
>>536269886
Always keep the main one in view. Always. He does fire waves throughout the phase 2 splits.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:42:30 PM
No.536270213
>>536265763
I wasnt even playing and just guessed that was currently happening.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:42:51 PM
No.536270248
>>536270750
>>536270135
yeah we still got pretty close though gg
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:43:11 PM
No.536270295
>>536270750
>>536270135
dog had 3 stacks every chance he got to buff, stop hitting him when he has the sword out and it wont oneshot everyone.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:43:25 PM
No.536270323
>last dog split happens
>HYAAAAAA AUUUUUGH
>stand on rock and spam golden land which kills off all the dogs as they helplessly circle it
raider life is good
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:43:33 PM
No.536270334
>>536270501
the buff is only like 20% at full stacks, just get a negation passive lol
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:45:22 PM
No.536270501
>>536270334
This is why you will never be S tier
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:47:39 PM
No.536270750
>>536270248
>>536270295
I'm more disappointed learning that Flame of the Fell God has such a short range than anything else that run desu
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:49:44 PM
No.536270989
>>536271280
>ED Auger
>The Ironeye in our group was firing arrows at him
What the fuck is wrong with these 'people'
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:49:59 PM
No.536271027
gg rev and exe
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:50:16 PM
No.536271067
>>536271306
>>536270135
>Buff the shit out of the boss at every opportunity
>Heh we all played dumb...
You've been added to the list.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:50:36 PM
No.536271101
I hate the dogs charging up move where he sticks the sword in the ground and deals constant fire damage around him
he can do it so fast and the very start and end of that move deal so much damage
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:52:21 PM
No.536271280
>>536270989
the weekend dads are starting to join the queue
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:52:34 PM
No.536271306
>>536271067
Wasn't me this time, I swear.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:52:48 PM
No.536271339
>>536271586
damaging the boss is how we win. if you can't dodge that's not my problem. the S rank player does not concern himself with "buff stacks"
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:53:29 PM
No.536271430
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:53:53 PM
No.536271472
>>536271668
>Boss is LITERALLY impossible if you take periodic glintblades or wraiths while walking
what were they thinking???
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:54:52 PM
No.536271578
>>536271679
>>536271854
A revenant dies in one hit anyway so really what's the difference when you think about it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:54:57 PM
No.536271585
>>536271686
>>536271840
when the dog splits and does the sword stance, does he get buffed if you hit any dog or just the dog with the sword?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:54:57 PM
No.536271586
>>536271671
>>536271339
>Dude just route, plan, and build like shit on purpose then pull out perfect rolls and execution from your ass
Everyone wants to believe they're this guy lol. You are not. Just play normally so we can farm wins you annoying retard.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:55:48 PM
No.536271668
>>536271472
I literally brought that into the fight and put it away during the combo. Alternative just run when you recognize the combo? Doesn't last that long and blades don't have that much range
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:55:50 PM
No.536271671
>>536271751
>>536271586
you will not survive depth 5
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:55:55 PM
No.536271679
>>536271832
>>536271870
>>536271578
revenant mains are the biggest losers on the planet
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:55:58 PM
No.536271686
>>536271585
The buff aura only appears on the sword dog so I would assume it's just him.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:56:34 PM
No.536271751
>>536271671
Get new material. You're so boring now
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:57:18 PM
No.536271832
>>536271679
But guardian mains exist?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:57:22 PM
No.536271840
>>536271585
It's after he howls btw. Tho I don't know how long it lasts.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:57:30 PM
No.536271854
>>536271927
>>536272095
>>536271578
she has the highest fire negation though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:57:40 PM
No.536271870
>>536271679
they choose the low vigor class, they bring it upon themselves. just play guardian if you want to use incantations
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:58:07 PM
No.536271927
>>536272186
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:58:46 PM
No.536272000
>>536272945
gg hot dog, very speedy clear
can't believe my game crashed again though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:59:09 PM
No.536272040
>536271927
fags try not to trannify everything challenge: impossible
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:59:36 PM
No.536272095
>>536271854
The dug has a sword to hit them with.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:00:29 PM
No.536272186
>>536271927
revenant, recluse, raider, and duchess have above 20% fire negation
wylder, ironeye, executor, and guardian have below 20% fire negation
this is obviously where the gender divide is
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:01:20 PM
No.536272287
>>536272325
>>536272676
So does Recluse just eat shit against 3dogs or what.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:01:45 PM
No.536272325
>>536272287
recluse is easy mode against 3dog wtf are you talking about
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:02:55 PM
No.536272463
>>536265335
>>536265815
Post the evidence or youโre gay
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:03:14 PM
No.536272504
>>536272649
>>536272743
how do normies not know how to route at this point
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:03:48 PM
No.536272564
>normies
holy newfag
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:04:33 PM
No.536272649
>>536272504
Everdark tourists are a blight to every run. Depths will save this game trust me.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:04:45 PM
No.536272676
>>536272287
stop getting hit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:05:18 PM
No.536272743
>>536273056
>>536272504
for me it's collecting every church flask for a boss that oneshots you with 90% of his moveset
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:05:26 PM
No.536272752
>>536272848
>>536269161
Donโt post seals in this shithole. Theyโre too good for the sheer concentrated brown in here.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:06:23 PM
No.536272848
>>536276857
>>536272752
sounds like the only brownie here is you
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:07:13 PM
No.536272940
>>536273042
>>536275353
>>536269360
>>536269571
>>536270212
you look like that = i fuck you
that simple
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:07:14 PM
No.536272945
>>536273420
>>536272000
>game crashing
I've had that happening to me too a lot, but for some reason I can pop the crash early
if my game is going to crash this session, I can check by animating the Sparring Ground dummy. If it crashes, that means it was going to crash later I don't know why that is but I never crash as long as I check the dummy first.
Also, gg rev. Did dropping shards next to me and pinging them meant you wanted me to buy more of them? I kept doing it but I wasn't sure if that's what you wanted.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:08:08 PM
No.536273042
>>536276857
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:08:17 PM
No.536273056
>>536273191
>>536272743
>Just don't do gaols, ever
>Just take the newb route for nok
>Just don't take churches
>just aggro every troll on purpose
>Just don't do mines
>Just buff the boss on purpose
>Just don't use siliuras tree
Does nightreign have a group password like ER? I wanna queue with you guys
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:09:34 PM
No.536273191
>>536273056
>Just don't use siliuras tree
This one is good advice though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:09:56 PM
No.536273236
>>536273373
>>536273165
yeah the password is ''/dsg/'
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:11:08 PM
No.536273373
>>536273236
Wait a sec are you trying to trick me again
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:11:09 PM
No.536273379
passowrd is actually /soulsg/
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:11:11 PM
No.536273382
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:11:31 PM
No.536273420
>>536273562
>>536272945
Animating the dummy to check for crashes? what esoteric knowledge is this
also uh if it was at the shop i meant to drop the key and ping it since i was full of shards
usually if i want shards i jump on the merchants head
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:13:00 PM
No.536273562
>>536273420
god i wish i was a merchant
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:13:01 PM
No.536273567
tierlist of most breedable rev mains?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:14:07 PM
No.536273708
>>536274543
>>536275451
>>536273165
password is just erg, put it it in the multiplayer password and not the group password
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:14:27 PM
No.536273740
>>536274783
>>536291087
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:15:12 PM
No.536273824
>>536285930
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:15:54 PM
No.536273892
tierlist of terrlists?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:16:05 PM
No.536273909
>>536274062
>>536274127
why does the password not have the //?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:17:28 PM
No.536274062
>>536273909
why aren't you straight
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:17:57 PM
No.536274123
>>536274010
Netherrack doesn't look like that
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:18:00 PM
No.536274127
>>536273909
It's irrelevant
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:19:20 PM
No.536274268
>>536274783
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:21:00 PM
No.536274465
>>536276930
>>536277413
GG raider and wylder
my game was seriously dropping every other input in that boss fight idk what was happening. Also that was the first time I've ever seen the circle close this way night 1 on noklateo, what a shit seed
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:21:21 PM
No.536274503
>>536274783
>>536291087
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:21:46 PM
No.536274543
>>536273708
Okay cool. Thanks
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:21:47 PM
No.536274549
>>536291087
enough with the frogs
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:22:23 PM
No.536274617
ace it up
terr it down
yem it left
'rass it right
tiff
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:23:59 PM
No.536274783
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:25:32 PM
No.536274954
>>536275016
Cant wait to get home and que for some hotdog with some cute Wylder mains to carry me!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:26:12 PM
No.536275016
>>536275391
Duchess solo is true cock and ball torture
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:28:11 PM
No.536275243
im gonna queue up until I get my 8 wins in a row
it's gonna be a long night, bros
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:28:31 PM
No.536275287
>>536275112
she isn't at all
get carian slicer
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:29:16 PM
No.536275353
>>536272940
Name? For the cock list
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:29:35 PM
No.536275391
>>536276391
>>536275016
NiggerKiller420
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:29:59 PM
No.536275446
>>536275561
KingCobraJFS has passed away.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:30:01 PM
No.536275450
>>536275112
I tried doing it with a torch, but gave up after I got it to like half health because I was doing like 120 dmg on R1s (sentinel's torch +1) and the blade of calling way doing like 150.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:30:02 PM
No.536275451
>>536273708
Stop spoonfeeding normies. You're actively ruining 4chan culture by doing this shit.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:30:56 PM
No.536275553
gg hotdog
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:30:58 PM
No.536275561
guy who really wants to be the first guy to break the news for some reason
>>536275446
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:31:40 PM
No.536275637
>>536275112
it's not. Get the ult gauge on kills (maybe even with the buff for kills during kills) effect and use sorceries
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:32:35 PM
No.536275741
>>536238847
what are your criticisms of me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:32:38 PM
No.536275747
gg sens and ab
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:33:56 PM
No.536275884
>>536238847
That would be me, actually.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:34:44 PM
No.536275973
>>536276247
is sens actually a twink
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:35:22 PM
No.536276037
>>536276245
>>536276639
gg very clean dog.
Looks like law of regression doesn't work on the buff, but maybe he was out of range.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:36:13 PM
No.536276130
gg duchesses
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:36:30 PM
No.536276154
>>536276232
>>536277125
>>536245940
How can you not know Ukon at this point? They're a straight up queue goblin who plays every day. Do you only shitpost in /erg/ and not play?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:37:19 PM
No.536276232
>>536276154
i play erg daily and i cant remember the last time I queued up with him
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:37:25 PM
No.536276245
>>536276037
maybe if he stays still for 10000000000 hours straight you can land it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:37:26 PM
No.536276247
>>536276324
>>536275973
she is my /erg/ duchess gf
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:38:11 PM
No.536276324
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:38:43 PM
No.536276391
who is the watchdog staff even supposed to drop for? i only play wylder and its so fucking rare but i love that weapon. the weapon art is so good. i cant recall EVER seeing anyone use this weapon but myself
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:40:22 PM
No.536276548
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:41:05 PM
No.536276639
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:42:03 PM
No.536276756
>>536277325
>>536269360
What rooftop Knight?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:42:49 PM
No.536276857
>>536272848
>>536273042
t. The sheer concentrated brown
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:43:33 PM
No.536276930
>>536274465
For real what the fuck was that location. Glad we got the extra flask, GG
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:43:39 PM
No.536276945
>>536276392
I use it as eggs are cuter a lot, it also seem to be in my purple boss pools quite a bit
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:44:41 PM
No.536277059
>>536276392
I see it every so often as all characters, I think its just in the general rare/purple loot pool and your best chance to see it is Red bosses.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:45:17 PM
No.536277125
>>536276154
Iโm going to assume itโs because I play on PS so I have little idea of the gay namefag drama thatโs obsessed over other than the ones that apparently live and are mentioned here 24/7.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:46:29 PM
No.536277248
>queue goblin
i think you mean CUTE goblin
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:46:48 PM
No.536277282
>>536277507
Guardian is actually fucked over so hard. No other class needs any stats to wield a greatshield so he should have fucking S scaling for thrusting weapon damage instead.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:47:17 PM
No.536277325
>>536276756
When entering Noklateo take tge right side then get to the black knife and take a left. There should be a jumping spring to the right. Take it, then go left (or jump foward, loot the building then take a left) and there you'll find a knight that drops a loot orb.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:47:41 PM
No.536277384
>random executor keeps max buffing doggo when it does the edgewalk and gets them and guardian one shot
yeah i wasn't winning that fight
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:47:52 PM
No.536277413
>>536274465
That circle is fucking goated because it forces shitcunts to stop being pussys and actually come kill Loretta outside nok day one
hm... something's a little off here
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:48:38 PM
No.536277507
>>536277748
>>536278194
>>536277282
All the successful clears I've had with a Guardian in my team, they have all abandoned the shield + halberd guard counter playstyle and just play like a scuffed raider.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:51:02 PM
No.536277748
>>536282529
>>536277507
Think that might be right. He can do a decent stagger loop with his abilities. So why not add a jumping Colossal weapon attack.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:51:32 PM
No.536277789
>>536277916
>>536277949
Sorry wylders, my game crashed straight to desktop again...
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:52:44 PM
No.536277916
>>536277789
that run was kinda shit anyway
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:53:00 PM
No.536277949
>>536278153
>>536277789
Doesn't matter, your fucking idea of fighting two bosses while Rain was near earn it you getting blocked
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:54:56 PM
No.536278153
>>536277949
I wasn't fighting two bosses you retard, I was fighting the moose, we probably could have gotten the moose and then erdtree avatar before the zone closed
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:55:21 PM
No.536278194
>>536282529
>>536277507
I've seen this too. All the best Guardian players play him like Wylder or Raider and never really use the shield. They use his skill to attack groups and his ult to revive everyone, but other than that they just grab big weapons and slap with them.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:55:39 PM
No.536278231
>>536238847
>he is probably /erg/'s worst fucking player
thats me though
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:58:16 PM
No.536278521
they should make a boss that has scarabs in the arena
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:00:00 AM
No.536278725
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:01:10 AM
No.536278856
>>536279056
>>536279245
I want to start playing Recluse but I hate that ult, what do Reclusechads?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:02:49 AM
No.536279038
>>536278890
your cocktails are infinite mini ults
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:03:00 AM
No.536279056
>>536283882
>>536278856
My choco mommy does NOT look like that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:03:58 AM
No.536279165
>>536278890
what part of recluse do you want to play is really what needs to be asked here
she's pretty bad but has a few niches
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:04:20 AM
No.536279196
>>536279510
>>536278890
wydm it's a good ult
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:04:51 AM
No.536279245
>>536283882
>>536278856
>No bulge
Gross. Bulge NOW
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:05:06 AM
No.536279268
>>536280391
queue up????
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:05:47 AM
No.536279328
>>536283882
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:07:30 AM
No.536279510
>>536279697
>>536283304
>>536279196
I like playing squishies, but with Duchess and Rev ults give me some breathing room, a chance to help when someone's on 3 bars, Recluse doesn't have that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:09:03 AM
No.536279697
>>536279510
get use to her dodge or die, or stack damage negation at the expense of your damage
there's not really much more to be said since cocktail is unreliable and sorceries don't have any defensive things
if you happen upon flame protect me or bfp you can use those ig
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:10:06 AM
No.536279818
>>536277464
Is that a bug or what?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:10:31 AM
No.536279856
>>536280016
>>536280154
How the hell do you solo the split up phases? It's like no matter what type of approach I try I get with off-screen bullshit
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:11:36 AM
No.536279948
gg hotdog
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:11:41 AM
No.536279962
>>536288490
Where did the dog even get that sword? Zanzibart?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:12:10 AM
No.536280016
>>536279856
Run backwards so you can keep them all on screen, they go back to 1v1 mode when the roar wears off.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:13:27 AM
No.536280154
>>536279856
In the first phase you should just run away when the dog with the sword roars. Eventually two of them will give up and one will duel you.
In the last phase it's the same idea, except the sword dog also tries to hit you with ranged explosions. If you're not confident in fighting them then you can just run away until they reform, unlike the first phase this one is on a time limit.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:15:44 AM
No.536280391
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:17:16 AM
No.536280564
>>536277464
three (nine) dog
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:18:57 AM
No.536280756
stre*mers are crutching on Noklateo so hard, including dsg's favorite
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:20:36 AM
No.536280929
>>536281307
damn well played you two, probably the smoothest run yet without a giga OP weapon
im not sure if you can stack gideon's scepter and the moon spells debuffs together though so I ended up just using gideon's to be safe
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:24:06 AM
No.536281307
>>536280929
gideons stacks with everything
Hello, ladies... Oh, are my shimmering silver shield and halberd blinding you...? Apologies... my armaments are meant for defending against foes, not harming innocents. Speaking of which... yes, you guessed correctly. A Guardian is joining the queue.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:27:41 AM
No.536281656
>>536281442
sorry guardian boy but I only date wylder mains
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:28:11 AM
No.536281715
>>536282920
>>536284269
>>536281442
People kept hyping up V for Vendetta and when I finally watched it, the main character was literally talking like this like some kind of giga neckbeard that shit was so cringe how did anyone even like that overrated trash.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:28:12 AM
No.536281718
>>536281442
kyaaaaa guardian san is here!!
just downloaded e33 but kinda lazy to start it, is it story sloppa where I need to slow walk to dialogue for 6 hours before playing the game?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:33:14 AM
No.536282249
>>536281442
He literally kills someone who accidentally gave him a faulty charm
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:34:59 AM
No.536282437
>>536288004
>>536281890
there's a bunch of npcs to talk to in paris but shit picks up quick as soon as you leave
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:35:53 AM
No.536282529
>>536282721
>>536277748
>>536278194
What bizarro parallel timeline are you guys in? Every time I see a guardian drop the shield and do some meme shit like fists or powerstancing halberds I know we have a deadweight on the team
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:36:11 AM
No.536282563
queue city you fucks
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:37:41 AM
No.536282721
>>536282529
Nah thereโs one dude in erg that does that and is pretty good
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:39:07 AM
No.536282920
>>536284269
>>536281715
I started watching that recently too and I thought it was cute and cringe. I would fall for an autistic guy in a mask that spoke like that. I should finish that movie.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:40:01 AM
No.536283015
>>536283453
>>536284269
>>536281442
>the guardian saying this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:40:04 AM
No.536283024
>>536283345
This run was fucking cursed lol not surprised we couldn't even reach 50% hp. I literally got one single colossal drop as Raider, I kept getting straight swords and shields.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:42:35 AM
No.536283304
>>536279510
Recluse ult allows you to melt the boss before anyone get down to three bars
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:42:57 AM
No.536283345
>>536283024
yeah pretty cursed but I had a good time
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:43:08 AM
No.536283365
gg revbros wasn't even close
thanks for the carry I am so bad with Rev it is unreal
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:43:27 AM
No.536283409
we did it revbros
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:43:49 AM
No.536283453
>>536284269
>>536283015
Almost, needs a bit more birdshit
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:44:00 AM
No.536283472
>>536291494
WHEN ARE THEY ADDING GREAT KATANAS TO NIGHTREIGN?!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:44:15 AM
No.536283506
>>536283697
gg rev squad, kinda awful loot that run plus libra scammed me with the weapon deal
but we got the hotdog
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:46:06 AM
No.536283697
>>536283506
Thank god one of you has good taste in skins.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:47:17 AM
No.536283829
>>536285605
>>536224313
But I'm 100% going to take an edible, unintentionally throw some Gladius runs, then throat fuck my ovulating red headed wife before busting a massive nut in her. All the better if I put the pupper down.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:47:47 AM
No.536283882
>>536279056
>>536279245
This this this
>>536279328
I look like that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:48:28 AM
No.536283950
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:49:20 AM
No.536284048
>>536288004
>>536281890
Surprisingly no, the prologue has a bunch of worldbuilding dialogue but after that the gameplay opens up instantly (though still a Jrpg with initial linearity and lots of story)
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:49:49 AM
No.536284090
>But I'm 100% going to take an edible, unintentionally throw some Gladius runs, then throat fuck my ovulating red headed wife before busting a massive nut in her. All the better if I put the pupper down.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:51:31 AM
No.536284263
>posting on /vg/ while married
grim
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:51:37 AM
No.536284269
>>536281715
>>536282920
From what I understand the comic is somewhat better handled but idk Iโve never read it
>>536283015
>>536283453
Kek
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:55:20 AM
No.536284687
>>536288004
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:56:40 AM
No.536284819
man i can't believe i got clipped by that turnrate during the triple fanfire, i'll remember that for next time
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:57:21 AM
No.536284891
>>536284965
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:58:03 AM
No.536284965
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:00:07 AM
No.536285160
I said whoever left the queue ya moms a hoe
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:00:20 AM
No.536285178
Tall Revenant main and short king Wylder main getting together
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:02:16 AM
No.536285383
>>536285464
>>536285856
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:02:59 AM
No.536285464
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:03:06 AM
No.536285482
>>536287329
gg
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:24 AM
No.536285595
>>536285782
>>536287086
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:28 AM
No.536285605
>>536283829
I'm taking an edible now and queueing up, you assholes better carry me
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:06:09 AM
No.536285782
>>536287086
>>536285595
Go Raben assault boost to the extreme!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:06:57 AM
No.536285856
>>536285383
I want to see a hairless sphinx libra like a sphinx cat
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:07:33 AM
No.536285927
>>536286315
>>536287832
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:07:36 AM
No.536285930
>>536273824
Damn brat, spanking needed.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:10:54 AM
No.536286259
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:11:38 AM
No.536286315
>>536286624
>>536287832
>>536285927
In retrospect Nightreign kinda is kino
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:12:15 AM
No.536286386
Tough loss but it's okay. I still got that BIRD in me.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:12:41 AM
No.536286429
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:12:57 AM
No.536286453
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:14:12 AM
No.536286583
Still better than garbage like libra and caligo but man this fight is a mess of hitboxes
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:14:18 AM
No.536286596
>>536289407
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:14:31 AM
No.536286624
>>536286939
>>536287832
>>536286315
the characters we play as in particular, they're very charming compared to previous protagonists. When I saw Wylder's ending I switched back to his remembrance appearance and never changed back. He deserves his original outfit and not a cosplay
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:17:05 AM
No.536286852
>>536287048
>>536233460
1. No they don't
2. Gaols provide loot/passives AND +5% damage across all forms
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:17:35 AM
No.536286904
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:17:55 AM
No.536286939
>>536288445
>>536286624
> they're very charming compared to previous protagonists.
โฆ which isnโt a high bar at all when you remember the previous protagonists were literal blank slates who didnโt even speak
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:19:02 AM
No.536287048
>>536287726
>>536289474
>>536286852
it's one passive option vs multiple possible passives on weapons in other POIs
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:19:07 AM
No.536287054
>>536281442
BIRDGANG SQUAWK UP
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:19:26 AM
No.536287086
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:19:45 AM
No.536287124
>>536287442
>>536291674
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:21:01 AM
No.536287246
this boss pmo fr
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:21:56 AM
No.536287329
>>536289452
>>536285482
Jellyfish and some other zesty nigga
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:23:00 AM
No.536287442
>>536291674
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:23:45 AM
No.536287517
>>536288295
I jobbed horifically but you guys were just that goated
gg executor and other wylder
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:24:02 AM
No.536287554
>>536287817
>>536281442
you may be shit at guardian but thank you for making these posts
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:25:30 AM
No.536287717
>>536288295
GG other Wylder and Executor. City blessing saved us.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:25:32 AM
No.536287726
>>536287965
>>536287048
You don't get passives like +15% phys/affinity damage negation from items, and field bosses that are en route have good runes + items to choose from
The items you get from babby forts are usually white rarity too, not worth the time investment
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:26:28 AM
No.536287817
>>536288210
>>536287554
>you may be shit at guardian
source?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:26:35 AM
No.536287832
>>536285927
>>536286315
>>536286624
It's incredible. The characters all being so well designed really pulled me in. I love them all and the fanart for this game is wonderful. When I first started playing and the game felt too face paced for me and I felt really stupid, this video and all the fanart kept me coming back for more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YNrWevvat8
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:27:58 AM
No.536287965
>>536288640
>>536287726
>The items you get from babby forts are usually white rarity too, not worth the time investment
see, that's why you stack triple ironeye for extra item discovery
not our fault you're using a bad team comp
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:28:20 AM
No.536288004
>>536288442
>>536284687
>>536284048
>>536282437
10 minutes in and I want to FUCK Maelle
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:30:09 AM
No.536288210
>>536287817
shit is an overstatement
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:30:50 AM
No.536288295
>>536288462
>>536289296
>>536287517
>>536287717
ggwp, did my fair share of jobbing in that run too
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:31:21 AM
No.536288347
>>536288490
hopefully the dlc nightfarers are cool too
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:31:22 AM
No.536288349
>>536288568
>>536289390
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:32:15 AM
No.536288442
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:32:16 AM
No.536288445
>>536286939
Cut them some slack they have to reach for any โproโ they can get at this point.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:32:26 AM
No.536288462
>>536288572
>>536288295
also god damn, is every powerstance moveset in the game such a pile of stinking dogshit? Feels like dualwielding any weapon is just resigning yourself to spamming jump l1 like a mong
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:32:37 AM
No.536288483
gg hotdog duchess and raider
pretty much impossible to lose when you get a grafted dupe
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:32:41 AM
No.536288490
>>536288679
>>536279962
>>536288347
Have they given you any reason to think otherwise?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:33:36 AM
No.536288568
>>536288349
idk just roll
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:33:38 AM
No.536288572
>>536288462
dual wield curved swords has a retarded running attack
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:33:43 AM
No.536288583
Queueing for for the nightlord, 1/3.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:34:12 AM
No.536288640
>>536287965
Ohh I see, should I also run the [golden fowl foot] buff so I can earn 6000 runes from defeating Fort Knight? (lol)
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:34:33 AM
No.536288679
>>536288490
Is this a tongue in cheek question or are you retarded?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:41:03 AM
No.536289296
>>536289574
>>536289698
>>536288295
swear to god that massive fire attack is such bullshit
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:41:59 AM
No.536289390
>>536288349
2nd one he fucks off and walks away 1st one he doesnt
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:42:07 AM
No.536289407
>>536286596
Epic reddit meme
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:42:34 AM
No.536289451
>>536267165
Oh man same,
and Libra ...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:42:34 AM
No.536289452
>>536287329
nah that ain't me
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:42:51 AM
No.536289474
>>536287048
false dilemna. good routing and players don't have to choose between weapons and gaols. fields and castle can be hit easily even while stacking 5+ gaols. not to mention the overworld chests often have a purple in them.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:43:59 AM
No.536289574
>>536289296
Surge sprint to the side
3Dog's aurafarming is so gay
You could be buffering an R1 and he snaps into it after finishing any animation
Whoops, now your squishies are getting vibe checked
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:45:03 AM
No.536289698
>>536289296
it's a triad, easy to avoid if you're far away
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:46:22 AM
No.536289840
>>536289680
it feels like you accidentally do a last frame dodge like 5 times randomly each fight
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:46:30 AM
No.536289861
>>536290692
GG threedogs, I fucked up and accidentally picked gradual flask restoration from Loretta but ended up working out fine at least
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:49:57 AM
No.536290172
>>536289680
Each buff is 7.5% for 18 seconds, it's not the end of the world if he only gets one
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:51:24 AM
No.536290332
>>536289680
If you play a squishy and you're not stacking damage negation you have only yourself to blame
t. squishy main
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:51:54 AM
No.536290392
>>536290581
>>536231752
Wylder pulls those weird panty things to the side and creampies her btw
>>536236731
I look like this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:52:16 AM
No.536290428
>kicked off online again
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:52:21 AM
No.536290438
>>536290682
dog is really easy you can't complain against him
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:53:24 AM
No.536290550
>>536244917
why is her chin like that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:53:45 AM
No.536290581
>>536290392
they're bloomers...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:54:43 AM
No.536290682
>>536290847
>>536290438
That's my problem with rollslip bosses like dog or centaur, once you know the moveset it's just moving through the motions
Say what you want about Libra but every fight with him was still exciting, you could get the most amazing perfect setup and passives and weapons and there's still a chance he just insta KO's all three of you at once or one of your teammates keep getting threebar'd
Kept the fights tense and exciting
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:54:50 AM
No.536290692
>>536295683
>>536289861
ggs, went pretty well compared to the previous times
and just a reminder after he splits into three the one with the sword will always do the aura walk, then he does the big explosion attack. keep an eye out for him before you commit to an attack
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:54:59 AM
No.536290709
>>536252653 (me)
>>536257316 (me)
Both me btw also i like men
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:56:21 AM
No.536290847
>>536290682
libra was lame because one bad teammate could make the fight unwinnable
depths will solve that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:57:29 AM
No.536290951
>>536255046
>>536255402
sheโs so cuteโฆ on her way to secure her BWCโฆ <3
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:57:35 AM
No.536290960
>>536291631
don't care still dpsing not my problem
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:58:25 AM
No.536291027
1/3 for ED Gladius on PS4/5.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:59:03 AM
No.536291087
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:00:53 AM
No.536291292
>>536291416
>>536289680
Aurafarming has lost all meaning.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:01:05 AM
No.536291313
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:02:07 AM
No.536291416
>>536291292
its some retarded fucking zoomer term anyway what the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:02:17 AM
No.536291432
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:02:52 AM
No.536291484
>>536289680
attacking it mid combo is usually giga retarded anyway. knock it off
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:02:59 AM
No.536291494
>>536283472
never you faggot go play sekiro
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:03:01 AM
No.536291501
>>536291365
im taking a break rq
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:03:56 AM
No.536291590
>>536291697
>>536292117
>create control system that keeps your queued action for like 3 full seconds
>create bosses that have attacks so fast that a late roll will spill into the next part of the combo and unintentionally fuck you
is fromsoft retarded? this has been an issue since DS3 at least
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:04:02 AM
No.536291601
>>536291365
i've been first trying all of them so i don't need to play rn
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:04:20 AM
No.536291631
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:04:42 AM
No.536291674
>>536287124
>>536287442
birdjeetsistersโฆ we didnโt think this one throughโฆ
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:04:54 AM
No.536291697
>>536292149
>>536291590
I'm almost certain designing boss combos to catch queued rolls has become intentional by this point
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:09:22 AM
No.536292117
>>536291590
what really fucks me over is the queued inputs after being stuck in a long hitstun, libra's falling coins is a good example of that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:09:38 AM
No.536292149
>>536292485
>>536292613
>>536291697
It's been that way for years, BB started it
Sniffman was designed to rollcatch you with his knockdown -> leap because they wanted to teach you not to panic roll
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:12:34 AM
No.536292470
>>536235540
I'm not a gay but..
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:12:44 AM
No.536292485
>>536292609
>>536292149
What I mean is like a boss will start their combo was a super quick attack which will make you press your roll late (while in hitstun), and then their next attack will be super delayed to hit the queued roll you tried to do on the first attack. I don't think that kind of bullshit started until ER, but I may be forgetting some examples.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:13:05 AM
No.536292520
Weekend warrior here, I am about to queue dog as Recluse.
Tips for getting better on guardian?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:13:50 AM
No.536292609
>>536292485
that's still spam rollin
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:13:51 AM
No.536292613
>>536292149
delays are what punishes panic rolls. this shit is just weird and makes no sense. might as well make it so if you get hit by a random dog then it instantly deathblights you 2 hours later. literally makes no sense
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:15:59 AM
No.536292818
From should backport the musou AOE R2s into Elden Ring.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:16:06 AM
No.536292832
the chain sword attacks feel so weird and vague and have big bubbly hitboxes. it feels intuitive that you're supposed to dodge perpendicular but I weirdly keep getting clipped anyway. I just don't get it, the sword is offscreen too much
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:21:39 AM
No.536293403
gg shitshowbros
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:22:03 AM
No.536293438
let us never speak of that run again ironeye and guardian
Fuck sake, absolutely NOTHING went right here.
>don't know the map
>got plagued by Baphomet AND the crickets
>fucked up the deal with baphomet and picked a buff to esoterism, which considerably weakened me
>constantly got lost on where to go
>panicked against nightlord
Everything that could go wrong went wrong. Second worst run I had, after that one where I got disconnected midway.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:26:11 AM
No.536293830
>>536293554
Postez votre Steam pour que nous puissions le bloquer !
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:26:12 AM
No.536293834
>>536293554
ontop of all that you were born french?
>>536293554
Honestly i thought I saved it when I barely managed to kill the mountaintops dragon, hoped that'd give us enough juice to win
Also guardian wtf did you pick at libra, was it the faith stat swap or something ?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:28:26 AM
No.536294078
>>536294353
>>536293554
I took that deal once, thinking it would just give me Executor scaling, instead I ended up with like no other stats while everything was bleeding in one hit. I think it was a good deal in the end, but it took me by surprise.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:28:37 AM
No.536294098
>>536294213
>>536293849
Yeah, it was that one. I was taking damage from the rain, I had a weird AoE spawning on me, and an enemy was attacking me, all at the same time, so I picked the first option, the esoterism one.
It essentially slashed my HP and stamina but buffed my MP.
I played DaS1, DaS1 Remastered, DaS2, DaS2 SotFS, DaS3, Elden Ring, and I can count the spells I used on one hand.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:29:06 AM
No.536294149
>>536294556
>>536294704
>>536293849
idk why we went mountains, we should have cleared out the castle. Mountains is always shit drops when 1/3 choices is junk. I got nothing from the trouble anyway
>>536294098
You can just type ds for dark souls. No need for the a
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:31:12 AM
No.536294353
>>536294453
>>536294213
No, DS is for Demon Souls. I haven't played that one, I got my eyes on King's Field first.
>>536294078
I dunno what exactly it does, but I lost HP and stamina on that in exchange for a stat I never use, so I consider it a big loss.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:31:48 AM
No.536294401
>>536293554
Sex with shiftyduck
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:32:14 AM
No.536294449
>>536294213
kojima stole the DS acronym, sorry but that's just how it is
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:32:16 AM
No.536294453
>>536294559
>>536301073
>>536294353
its exactly opposite tho? people say des for demons souls and ds for dark souls, and always have
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:33:17 AM
No.536294556
>>536294704
>>536294149
You're probably right, I'm just so used to always clearing shifting earths
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:33:20 AM
No.536294559
>>536294762
>>536294453
Literally never saw DeS or des for Demon Souls.
Anyway, this was the worst run I ever got, now I'm going to cry myself to sleep.
What a trainwreck. I'm going to try to forget this ever happened.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:34:28 AM
No.536294662
>>536294753
should i queue 3dog again as revenant or switch to duchass
>>536294556
>>536293849
>>536294149
Who the fuck is queueing with a shifting activated and then not going there? This general is full of the dumbest fucking people on planet earth it blows my mind
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:35:17 AM
No.536294753
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:35:21 AM
No.536294762
>>536301073
>>536294559
outing yourself as a newfag baka my head
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:36:54 AM
No.536294931
>>536295025
>>536294704
nobody intentional queues with mountainslop, they just get it through RNG
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:37:05 AM
No.536294950
>>536295190
This shit is a fucking dps race there's no way to avoid all that offscreen and unreadable hitbox bullshit
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:37:07 AM
No.536294953
>>536295025
>>536294704
Mountain is shit bro
>>536294953
>>536294931
Then
Why
Are
You
Queueing
With
It
YOU made the sandwich you FUCKING RETARD
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:39:22 AM
No.536295160
>>536295247
>>536295025
If you queue without an earth and then get one through chance, you won't know it until the match starts.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:39:41 AM
No.536295190
>>536294950
Every fight is a dps race
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:39:55 AM
No.536295224
gg i'm not gonna try gimmicky double debuff shit on this guy anymore, there are no windows for that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:40:10 AM
No.536295247
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:40:29 AM
No.536295285
get ready fags, i'm playing ironeye
I lose most of my superdog attempts, am I shit or is it really that hard
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:41:44 AM
No.536295408
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:42:02 AM
No.536295435
>>536295452
>>536295025
I didn't, my supremely autistic friend
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:42:12 AM
No.536295452
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:42:15 AM
No.536295454
>>536295370
It's a boss that oneshots you with everything it does and also hits 99% of the arena with everything it does
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:44:15 AM
No.536295652
>>536295370
It's PCR level difficult. You don't have that many opportunities to wail on it, everything is a roll catch and requires either pre empting it with positioning or just having really precise rolls. nd then he has big ass attacks where you only can get one r1 at the end before he starts another attack chain that can tape you
That being said the boss is a glass cannon. You shouldn't be seeing phase 2 heolster/splits more than once a fight.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:44:33 AM
No.536295683
>>536296004
>>536290692
gg I'm still learning this boss, half the time my ass gets kicked and other times it feels easy
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:45:25 AM
No.536295782
gg dog
queuing all normal bosses
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:46:41 AM
No.536295907
gg wylders - that went great
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:46:50 AM
No.536295929
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:46:52 AM
No.536295934
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:47:09 AM
No.536295964
>>536295880
darkdrift 2/3
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:47:38 AM
No.536296004
>>536295683
Most people are still learning aside from people who spoiled themselves with the datamine mods
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:48:52 AM
No.536296120
>>536295370
The random pool is filled with shitters who just beat the first boss or likely havenโt beaten any other Everdarks, the only Everdark requirement is to beat the base form. And you have no way of communicating to the party about his attack buff gimmick so you get up with wipes when sometimes gives the boss z3 stacks of attack buffs.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:51:12 AM
No.536296336
>>536296805
Lords ranked based on how fun they are to play:
>s
Fulghor (both)
>a
ed gladius
>b
normal libra, adel (both), heolstor
>c
ed maris, caligo (both)
>d
gnoster (both), normal gladius
>F(uck you)
ed libra, normal maris
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:54:27 AM
No.536296645
I don't remember asking
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:56:13 AM
No.536296805
>>536297232
>>536296336
Normal Maris solo is way more fun than ED Maris.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:59:12 AM
No.536297136
This is my guardian after every ED gladius run.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:00:07 AM
No.536297232
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:04:19 AM
No.536297667
>Retarded Guardian player goes to Noklateo on day one for ED Gladius
>Neither of us follow him
>He eventually dies and ragequits
>Have a comfy good run and clear it
I am not going into Noklateo on day one. Period. End of story.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:06:15 AM
No.536297860
>3bar on 3dog
>the other two don't bother reviving me and I crawl around watching them fight for nearly 10 minutes
>they won
My worst showing bar none.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:06:17 AM
No.536297865
>>536298103
>>536298740
>>536292573
R2
Taking damage increases negation and poise
Attacked gives attack power
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:08:46 AM
No.536298103
>>536297865
So the secret is to get lucky with my relics... nice...
I genuinely don't get why anyone would play Recluse over Duchess
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:13:00 AM
No.536298552
>>536301230
>>536298469
recluse is more erotic and witches are hot
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:13:41 AM
No.536298631
>>536298815
>>536299507
been stuck here for the last 5 minutes and morgott still hasn't shown up should we just quit
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:13:45 AM
No.536298636
>>536298469
Gambling on getting the perfect Comet Azur / Meteor clip, or they just also like incantations. I do agree she's less fun than Duchess though.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:14:11 AM
No.536298687
fuck
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:14:38 AM
No.536298740
>>536297865
Use new dog relic
Yes my guardian relics are amazing for me but minimum guardian wants good duration skill relic and good ones will have r2 halberd while people who go counter guard will do that and return damage on block
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:15:19 AM
No.536298815
>>536298857
>>536298631
Check the canyon where the hippo is
Touch the closest site of grace
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:15:43 AM
No.536298857
>>536298962
>>536298815
all the graces are off
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:16:04 AM
No.536298893
>>536299254
Queue up, I want one more. NOW.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:16:50 AM
No.536298962
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:17:10 AM
No.536298987
>>536292573
Have longer Windwhirl on at all times
Use charged Guard Counters, they do more damage and poise damage, actively look for Halberds at all times
Turn using Steel Guard into muscle memory
Use Witch's Brootch, hold your ult, it's a good stagger tool and you can fully heal yourself with it
Get Damage Negation on Block, and Taking Damage increases Negation
Use Guarding Attracts Enemy Attention, with Steel Guard reflecting, make sure to have enemy aggro on for as long as you can
Learn enemy and boss patterns, some attacks can be jumped. sprinted away and dodged, you dont have to block everything thrown at you
Memorize the stats and defense values of every relevant Greatshield in the game
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:19:51 AM
No.536299254
>>536298893
Not me, I'm demoralized.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:22:15 AM
No.536299486
>>536292573
steel guard works with any shield and gives an enormous amount of guard boost regardless, so don't be afraid to take small or medium shields if they have good skills or passives (especially something like mirrorshield if you're fighting a magic boss)
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:22:29 AM
No.536299507
>>536300691
>>536298631
did the two omen appear and you killed them?
did they appear at the start of the day and did you kill them then?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:23:20 AM
No.536299592
I keep getting hit by Gladius because I think his combo is over but actually it goes on for another fifty fucking swings
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:24:50 AM
No.536299734
>>536299843
gg eye exec, no downs
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:25:36 AM
No.536299808
>>536223279
That's BiS for Depths.
There will be a relic that increases Ironeye's arcane.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:25:54 AM
No.536299843
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:29:42 AM
No.536300236
>>536300425
Is hoelster getting an ES
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:31:27 AM
No.536300425
>>536300236
will be shadowdropped next week
trust the plan
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:34:19 AM
No.536300691
>>536299507
i didn't notice honestly, went ahead and alt+f4'd
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:35:50 AM
No.536300843
>>536298469
sometimes i prefer hanging back from a distance
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:38:19 AM
No.536301073
>>536294213
>>536294453
>>536294704
>>536294762
Youโre objectively correct by the way just setting the record straight for anyone curious
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:39:53 AM
No.536301230
>>536295025
based
>>536298469
mostly because of
>>536298552 in terms of viability duchess is better but recluse has her beat out in arguably the most important thing