Thread 536311215

Mantis Edition

>News
Klyntar: Resource Rumble gamemode trailer: https://youtu.be/pGfp8UJDpdg

Klyntar: Throne of Knull Map Reveal: https://youtu.be/P44x3oxvhFY

Blade Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/SJwI30KsqK8

Version 20250814 Patch Notes: https://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/20250813/41548_1253606.html

Queen's Codex Event: https://x.com/i/status/1953108817098457107

Dev Vision Vol. 08: https://youtu.be/SgMriWER-6E

Season 3.5 Roadmap: https://x.com/i/status/1951327193948131482

New Team-Up Ability: First Steps: https://x.com/i/status/1947710733904724396

Phoenix Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/zsWg4h7Eiss

Season 3: The Abyss Awakens Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/kIhLPAWKKsg

>Skins
Winter Soldier's Polarity Soldier and Cloak & Dagger's Polarity Bond skins: https://x.com/i/status/1955328431203172619

Blade's Polarity Edge skin: https://x.com/i/status/1952761517256184008

Magik's Phoenix Demon and Black Panther's Phoenix Panther skins: https://x.com/i/status/1950010981591241126

The Fantastic Four's First Steps skins: https://x.com/i/status/1947695635916067128

Psylocke's Breezy Butterfly and Loki's Robe of Relaxation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1944792781093839289

Captain America's Captain Klyntar and Spider-Man's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1939760854670746106

Thor's Majestic Raiment and Punisher's Daredevil: Born Again skins: https://x.com/i/status/1937527233532379555

Iron Fist’s Binary Fist and Moon Knight’s Phoenix Knight skins: https://x.com/i/status/1934628159275614566

Invisible Woman and The Thing's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1932090456218726843

>Links
Hero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/
Guides & News: https://marvelrivals.gg/
Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.com
Mobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivals
FANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/

Checkpoint: >>536187058

>played 9 matches today
>only rolled attack once

remember
they also make it so you dont get the gamemode you do your best in, the matchmaking is cancer

her

Sex with Vanguards

I play Luna Snow exclusively because I have AGP.

>>536311435
nobody cares about qp, you fucking retard

Fingering Rocket while we watch a movie

>>536311725
you don't speak for everyone dumbass

>>536294462
Unfortunately it appears as though "2 heroes a month" retard was right. I'm already almost lord on all my favorites after that there's no real grind left to this game.

>>536311705
I divebomb Luna mains because I know they enjoy it

We need more male supports, i want to play some variety

We dont need any more males.

S4

>>536312276
Always!

>>536313010
Me in the new Legendary

almost celestial 1 boys

do you have to maintain highest rank for the rewards?
>plat 3
>drop to gold 1 after 10 games
do you get the border or nah

>>536313331
Ranked rewards are based of peak rank reached. Current rank doesn't matter

>>536313550
i know it tracks on peak but the plat 3 example was from s3. started p3 in 3.5 with 0/10 games played. only planning to play 10 and im wondering if i can still get the border in the event that i drop to gold.

>>536313750
Yeah you should

Bucky.

I have 2,300 units, what should I get?

>>536314364
I have 4 units less than you

>>536311215 (OP)
>1 game to gm
>immediate losing streak to diamond 3
fuck this, becoming an eomm agent and practicing my spiderman on ranked now

I like getting matches in qp where its a group of friends all just chatting on mic

Sex with Thor

>>536314791
>about to rank up
>go on loss streak to keep you engaging with the ladder since you were close to visable goal
>almost everyone has experienced this pattern at some point
Engagement focused matchmaking systems don't exist btw

them

>>536317126
God I wish that I was standing behind them and that Rocket was standing in front of me obscuring my vision of them and then they leave and then Rocket takes off his pants.

>>536314791
same but diamond, I fucking hate eomm niggerfaggotry.

>frontlining on hulk isn't working
>start harrassing and backlining the enemy supports to throw off their team fights
>they all swap to emma, fantastic, psylocke to try and stop me
>it works

>>536314364
legendary bundle on your fav. hero.

>>536317892
its amazing how manage to make everything about yourself

>>536318367
Like 75% of that post wasn't about me.

Does anyone even like the new mode, map or season

>>536311215 (OP)
Hot Mantis and Psylocke rimjobs

>>536319624
getting severe symbiote fatigue

>>536319782
Don't worry. The chinkslop season will save this game.

Feel better, fight better!

>>536320605
This sounds erotic.

EXTERMINATION
>tickles the enemy team
>doesn't heal anyone
>dies
I AM FUNDAMENTALLY IMMORTAL

>>536265579
i'm hopelessly obsessed with psylocke

>>536319886
Thanks for reminding him it can always be worse
>>536321170
We know eddie

This game has the best matchmaking...Ive ever seen.

Any time someone trash talks me in all chat I get extemely mad.
Even if its something as simple as "character diff"

it's cool that the season pass let you trade for 500(?) units... now if only they stopped making $10 fomo mini passes mid season :(

Gooning to Venom

I cannot win with ultron ever

>1v5 the enemy team
>wait why the fuck am I 1v5 the enemy team
>turn around
>my whole team fighting a Captain America

Next week new character tease, right?

>>536323124
Genuinely this is part of why this game is dying, just release the skins in the shop as regular items

Tank: Venom
DPS: Psylocke
Heal: lolno

>Spend the entire match diving supports
>Luna keeps trying to freeze me
>purposefully postpone my hulk bubble until I see the ability coming
>dude gets so tilted he locks in wolverine and throws the game for his team since no one wants to play support

>>536320803
His ult does 625 hp/s and 200 dmg/s while healing himself 50 hp/s.
If you can't do anything with that, that's on you.

>>536319624
New game mode seems neat but I don't know the map for shit and when nobody really knows what they're doing it a fun mess. Pretty dynamic, lots of corners.
In ranked that stuff is probably going to be cancer

>>536327753
dude what the fuck? no
the new gamemode is interesting but it ultimately fucking blows since lobby balance is such a pitiful joke right now that any losing team will have no reason to keep playing vs just waiting for queue

its an agonizing mode

>ironfist, hulk, spiderman dive our backline.
>"WHERE IS MY HEAL? Noob supports"
man sometimes I wonder if tank and divers have awareness. They press W and expect someone to bait them out.

>>536328042
I really don't see how we disagree but okay.

>>536314515
how do you get that number, did you buy a Costume coin bundle?

>>536311215 (OP)
AIslop is getting good

>>536329408
Pic unrelated

If we're really getting K'un-Lun vs Asgard next season, we might at least get some good skins from the Asgard side.

>>536330714
But we just got excellent skins for Thor and Loki

>>536330714
Ah yes because Asgardians haven't got skins lately, right? It's not like the theme of the season gave one of them a legendary skin and the summer event gave the other 2 a fan service skin.
Fucking moron

>>536330865
Are you okay?

Diana will save the game!

Valkyrie dps when?although thinking about it,may be too similar to magik unleds they make her use a lance

>>536311705
Is there a full version

>>536317126
johnny and eddie

>>536331330
Angela will be a Vanguard, she's pretty much the same thing

why the hulk combo is so hard to do?
any trick?

>>536330714
>Asgardian Carol skin
Neat

>>536323124
jean my beloved…

Ultron should get invulnerability while ulting, then he would be decent

THE MOOOOOON

>>536324650
Jesus I hope not
>>536327738
Alita skin never

Listen TO ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES IF I HAVE A 40 FINAL HIT GAME WITH IRON FIST I EXPECT TO BE WORSHIPPED IN THE POST GAME CHAT. I AM NOT FUCKING SATISFIED WITH A COUPLE OF THUMBS UPS

>>536331895
I know he's an ult farm character but its bullshit how fast he gets his ult

>>536332443
Can I worship you by sucking you off and licking your balls?

>>536332498
kill yourself

>>536332443
Some random Iron fist main joined in a duo and carried me to GM. Tnx bro

>>536332498
yeah I agree with the other anon, kill yourself

>>536330785
>>536330865
I meant Asgard themed skins for non-Asgard heroes, dummies.

>>536332482
yeah by the time wanda had her ult and was using it at that moment, i had already used it once before. it was very good timing because i knew cloak was about to dodge her and i activated mine as soon as hers ended

>>536332443
i can thank you privately~

>>536332443
Im not even giving you a thumbs up

>>536332603
These look like comic book skins. NetEase doesn't do that. Waiter, More OC slop please.

>>536332443
They should expand on the thumbs up, give options like best dressed or funny guy

Mantis has the best ass in the game. There will be no debate

>>536332763
>Lin
lmao Lin Lie self cucks are pathetic

>>536333718
>thinking luna wouldn't bounce between different buff attractive guys just for the sex while keeping it all hush hush to maintain her image

>>536332914
>These look like comic book skins. NetEase doesn't do that.

Sure they do, they just overdesign them to the point they look like shit.

>>536333686
I love Bug. But Black Widow has the best ass.

getting used to punisher's shotgun is awkward at first but very effective face to face

>>536334171
Alright so these characters need to use cooldowns to get close and have 250 life and can do a burst combo of like 250 damage if they use all their cooldowns.

Anyways here's the punisher with a 280 damage shotgun and 300 life. I will never take anyone's complaint about dive seriously as long as all these characters that should be diveable actually aren't.

>have no interest in Luna Snow whatsoever
>give her a skin that gives her blue hair
>instant boner
Great

>>536334732
Um ackchuchually you're supposed to use dive to finish off the punisher

How much lower does vs ai point gain compared to qp for the event? I want the thing venom skin but I cbf to actually play.

>practice against the hardest and fast spider-man bot
>he's practically moving in slow motion compared to real players
>actually fights instead of doing tickle damage and swinging away
>can't pull me off the map like a nigger
How am I supposed to git gud if the practice range doesn't represent actual gameplay in the slightest?

>>536335129
go zen mode then hit QP

>>536335129
Bots are pretty worthless. Just keep practicing in real matches.

>>536334732
>try to dive widow
>she kick, stuns and headshots
>try to dive punisher
>he pulls out a shotgun
It's so tiresome

I don't like how muscular Doctor Strange is with his new skin. I prefer it when Strange is a lanklet.

>>536335348
>Dive hela
>Throw stun at her feet and headshots you
>Dive mantis
>Throw stun at her feet and headshots you
>Dive Phoenix
>Throw stun at her feet, dash away and blows you up, floats away, or just stays close and does her animation cancel burst combo

There's so much fucking cc in this game.

>>536334820
I dicked around in a 1* AI match and got 306 pts, but I can't tell you how that compares

>>536335348
>sniper character is actually hard to dive
How do you even fuck up the sniper archetype that bad? the whole point is they're godly at long range but suck at close range.

>>536335348
>>536335914
Widow is only hard to dive if you suck shit. The fuck can Widow do against shit like BP.

>>536336106
Kick and headshot him? Good widows play with their supports to shutdown panther lol

>ultron, phoenix
>1 skin
>emma, peni
>2 skins
>adam, hulk, torch, magneto
>3 skins
>c&d, invis,, hawkeye, hela, jeff, luna, mantis, fantastic, mk, namor, psylocke, scarlet, star lord, storm, punisher, venom, bucky
>4 skins
>black panther, black widow, cap, strange, iron fist, iron man, groot, loki, magik, rocket, squirrel, thing, wolverine
>5 skins
>thor
>6 skins
>spider man
>7 skins

Is this a joke? The skin disparity is absurd.

>>536336462
Uh huh, remember this when you get fucked by divers like BP next time.

>play storm
>hear footsteps
>press E
>bp dies behind me
I should've done this sooner

>>536337106
t. shitter
Widow is good into divers, she shuts them down.

>>536337459
I say again, remember this the next times you get smoked by divers like BP.

Screencap your post so the second you even think about starting to whine or blame your team, you take a long hard look at your post.

>>536337636
t. hardstuck silver

>>536337735
Screencap your post. Print it out. Tape it on your screen.

>>536337009
Want more skins? Have more movies. It's very simple.

If I'm playing Magneto in solo queue in Gold, what should I be focusing on the most? Just shielding guys?

>>536337009
Spider-Man is the main character, deal with it.

>>536337009
It is kinda crazy that Mag doesn't have a lot of skins when he's easily been the most popular tank since launch.

>>536338514
>what should I be focusing on the most?
Not playing Magneto, he's very team reliant.

Beyond that just sit around the front of your team while being in line of sight of your healers. If you get bursted and get very low, shield yourself. If an important ally is getting bursted and drops low, you shield them.
Save your barrier for when the enemy does some big attacks or as a last resort to protect yourself if your shield is down. Land your shots, but try to aim at other targets than the enemy Vanguard.

Magneto just comes down to knowing when to use your shield, where to position yourself and landing your shots.

>>536338696
>It is kinda crazy that Mag doesn't have a lot of skins when he's easily been the most popular tank since launch.

Both Mag and Hulk have been very popular. Emma has been popular since she dropped.
Meanwhile they keep giving clowns like Widow and Iron Fist skins when they're barely picked.

B-bros, I can't go back to playing Rivals after playing Deadlock.
I am so sorry, go on without me.

How do you play storm?
just stay wind speed and aim?
damage boost mode is so slow and I don't think the boost is good enough

>>536339562
You stay in damage boost its basically giving your entire team a mantis damage boost, wind to retreat/push forward or to strafe if in focus fire or to bail people out or to move people to optimal locations like ofd angles.

>>536339413
I'm waiting for the open beta.

>>536338514
solo tank = meatier dps. you should be spamming m1 and m2 at enemy squishies

More time has passed between classic Thor’s skin and now, than the time between the game’s release and the release of the classic Thor skin. In that time, we have not received a single other classic skin.

>>536339562
>damage boost mode is so slow and I don't think the boost is good enough
+16% movespeed is way more irrelevant than +12% dmg. If you're calling Enhanced Thunder bad with 25% damage boost and passive lighting strikes you're delusional.

Movespeed is only used when getting back from spawn or you desperately need to flee/dodge over attacking.

>>536339562
Play what you’re comfortable with. I think most people stay in damage boost mode majority of the time though. The ability to lighting bolt divers if they get near you is reason enough to stay on the mode.

>>536339413
>>536340232
This. I'll never play a closed beta or alpha ever again.

>>536339413
I want to try it but I hate mobas and also I swore rivals would be my last ever multiplayer game because of EOMM and rigged matchmaking.

>>536339413
it's valve game
it'll dedlock once it out of beta

>>536340663
>dota is dead
>csgo is dead
come one now

>>536340663
Valve only drops games which have no legs. If they do have legs, they support them for a long time.
Valve also have the benefit of owning Steam and infinite money. They get free marketing and can push their games using the most used game storefront.

You seriously can't be here telling me that a hero shooter moba from Valve doesn't have a really good chance to take off once it is fully released.

>instalock dps
>only swap to strategist if absolutely necessary, then only pick ultron
>never play vanguard no matter what
The winning strat

>>536340697
yea those are lootbox simulators nobody play game

I’m only interested in deadlock because of the art style and because of doorman. The gameplay itself doesn’t look very fun.

>>536342259
Deadlock is a moba not a hero shooter

>>536340381
Move speed is everything vs ranged.

>>536341424
>72% winrate with strategist
>56% winrate with duelist
>39% winrate with vanguard
The role is fundamentally broken and stack reliant.

loki's nerf is so stupid
i hate it

>>536339413
>no fanservice
>no porn to carry it like Overwatch
I remember like 2 characters from Deadlock.

>>536342730
>Deadlock never pumped out porn of Abrams, Bebop, Dynamo or Seven
It was doomed from the start.

>>536342484
>>536341424
You guys are just shit. My winrate on tank in 60%.

I’m watching deadlock gameplay and it’s just people standing in the same spot shooting little AI that just stand still and take it, and occasionally taking pot shots at each other. How is this fun? Fight each other already. What the fuck is this gay shit?

i got an nvidia reward for marvel but i dont play the game. here you go anon: prteqwm3dyp

I’m 8 minutes into the video and they have not moved from the same location, and no one’s been killed yet. Holy shit what a miserable genre of game. A marvel rivals round would have been finished by this time.

>>536343085
It's a moba, like LoL. A different genre than Marvel Rivals and Overwatch.

>>536333718
who else would it be?

>>536344060
Superman, obviously.

>>536332543
>>536332598
what the scallop

This game needs a true anti-air hero. Iron Man and Flame Faggot have been ruining the game for 2 months now. And don't even say just play hitscan like some retarded midwit. Not even GM1/C3 players can deal with him easily.

>>536344917
Almost all of the cast has ways to deal with fliers. It does not need a hard counter for fliers. Get good.

>>536345104
I'm better than 99% of players will ever be. Retards like you just have little to no understanding how broken some characters are. Hitscan is simply not effective against heroes that are being pocketed, the math just doesn't compute unless you're landing 4 headshots in a row. She is NEVER happening.

>>536345471
No bro. You’re not better than 99% of player if fliers give you trouble.

>>536344917
Just convert the blue health thing to extra speed for perma flier characters.

EOMM = REAL

>>536344917
the problem with fliers is that nobody want to deal with it
when someone go hela or dps just "i'll just squirrel instead xd"
You need two dedicated hitscan to shot flyers but faggot dps never take responsibility

>>536345938
Adding onto this if someone does swap to a hitscan, there's times no one else on the team even shoots the fliers anymore. It's well known healers can outheal damage thrown at people if it's just one person applying pressure who why would the flier care if you're feeding their supports ult charge while they do their thing?

whyd they give the hela pass a daily limit but the venom one not?
do they switch from daily limit to no limit ?

>>536344917
I had a match where - despite ultron's great efforts - the enemy torch and im were buttfucking us. One retard on the team said the solution is switching to widow because she hard counters fliers.

>>536345823
All dps player are eomm agents

>>536346746
I mean. She does but the effort required vs the effort the flyers put in is super fucked up. More and more people are learning the torch melee tech and they're learning it's super fucking easy to implement into your gameplay and makes you so fucking hard to hit.

>>536342956
>hold up barrier or place a 2s shield
or
>kill tons of enemies, shoot down flyers attack from off angles to expose enemies and kill the backline
That is what match impact looks like.

>>536343085
>I’m watching deadlock gameplay and it’s just people standing in the same spot shooting little AI that just stand still and take it, and occasionally taking pot shots at each other.

Sounds accurate to MR gameplay.

>>536342387
Too bad movespeed is inperceptible when it's that low and you shouldn't be flying high the sky anyway as storm.

>>536346707
>whyd they give the hela pass a daily limit but the venom one not?
>do they switch from daily limit to no limit ?
Obvious experimentation, to see how people react to and play to upgrade it.

>>536344917
I just think perma-fliers was a bad idea. Should be more like Pharah

>>536345938
You don’t need hitscan. You have multiple other avenues of dealing with these guys. Bucky, Hawkeye, and Invisible woman all have moves that ground them easily. Scarlet witch literally delete them with zero effort if they get to close to you team. She forces them to fly sky high where they start receiving damage fall off and no longer feel oppressive. Hulk and thing can ground them with ease. spidey and ironfist can harass them so much that even if they don’t get any picks, the people playing the fliers will likely switch off of them to save themselves the headache. There’s also the option to just play a flier yourself and diff them. If you can’t play hitscan into a flier, or it’s not working for whatever reason, then try something different.

>>536345823
This was debunked already sorry bud

>>536348380
>Should be more like Pharah
Which is also a bad idea.

>>536348456
Pharah was a menace at certain elos because of the Mercy pocket. By herself she was fine

>>536344060
Maybe the character she’s actually been confirmed to have sexual feelings for?

>>536348415
>Bucky, Hawkeye, and Invisible woman all have moves that ground them easily.
Except grounding them when not close to your team generally means they just briefly drop below geo, making them break your LoS, then they fly up and continue as normal.

I just learned why deadlock is suddenly of interest to people. It turns out they were working with sweet baby inc initially and had a bunch of ugly ass sci fi designs, but now that woke is dying and after the flop that was concord and star field, they changed their set direction to be more steampunk

>>536340663
>>536341427
Learn English

>>536348585
Nigga it's just because it got a huge update with a ton of overhauls and new characters releasing every few days.

>>536348549
It gives you a break from their oppressive fire. Literally 2 seconds is all it takes to make it break a push. Hulk’s spit lasts exactly 2 seconds and that thing is a game changer.

>>536334109
Does that really count as “doing them” at that point then?

>>536348585
?
No. The game is still in development and everything is super rough still. Only now is it slowly starting to come a bit more together while getting bigger updates, like the 6 hero drop.
Pictured is what Dota 2 looked like when it was still in development.

>>536343085
>>536343331
>>536343393
Mobas are for the spiritually homosexual so that checks out.

First time I seen where Match making gave me a team below me by an entire division. That's after a 3min wait too so I guess 1min=1 rank.

>>536348704
Ah yes, you counter flyers by forcing them to dip out once every blue moon for like a second for a total of less than 0,01% of the match time. After that Torch is free to rape your team all over again.

>>536348921
>spiritually homosexual
What is that?

>>536348585
>is suddenly of interest to people
I’ve seen nothing indicating this is the case

>>536349018
>>spiritually homosexual
>What is that?

He means that everyone that plays Dota are women that wants to scissor ghosts.

>>536349174
My beloved DP

>legendary peni skin soon
jews are gonna be mad when they see me with my new penis skin

>>536349950
Marvel is one of the most jewish industries out there

Alright, you got me GuangGaung. I really though this was the season I reach Celestial again, but it's simply not the in the card.

I was 10LP off of Celestial. then proceeded to go 2-8 despite having okay-decent performances, one of those losses was definitely by fault... but certainly not 7 in a rows worth.

I'm gonna quit the game for the rest of the season. I blew up on some random in my lobby today (BP), because he had half my elims and I was enraged by the fact that I had to fight tooth and nail to win the game and he only had to get carried. That was the tipping point, I might as well not be playing if I'm going to be an asshole, so I'm done for the season.

Although I end the season on a Win at GM2 (83LP), I'm gonna refuse to take part in this clearly never ending cycle that's turning me into an asshole. I just need a mental reset.

Next season, my roster of meme heroes: Squirrel Girl and Wanda WILL make it to Celestial!

>>536349010
No retard. You use that break to attack their backline, and then their frontline, and then you clean up the fliers. But of course a shitter can’t see the benefit of grounding a flier. Of course a shitter playing a hero shooter doesn’t understand the utility built into every kit. Of course a shitter thinks the only way to deal with an flier is to point and click at them as hela.

>>536350358
You go ahead and keep picking Bucky and Invis to """counter""" flyers then blame your team for "not shooting the flyers" then when Iron Man and Torch completely shit all over your team.

reduce emma diamond form cooldown
make her melee attack a melee

>>536350712
>buff Emma
kek

>>536350712
>nonstop nerfed since launched
>still permaban worthy

Guess what?
Blade is good now.
Not op, but have an actual fighting chance.
Solid upper C tier.
He can go into B if he gets another buff or there's a meta that he can counter, which is none currently.

thot squad when?

>>536351147
And yet no one ITT or even the devs know why she is a preferred tournament pick.
There is nothing OP about her. It's all about her M1 being hitscan with decent range. She's the only Vanguard with good ranged attack while also being ranged (making her better than any melee).

>>536351154
>Blade is good now.
Yeah man. 7 more hp/s from attacks and at 10 attackspeed stacks does like 100 dmg/s. Game changer, nerf Blade too OP.

>>536351461
who are these whores?

>>536351614
>There is nothing OP about her.

uh lets see
>completely immune to CC in Diamond Form + 25% damage reduction
>400HP shield you can use to block Iron Man / Hela / Wanda / many other ults
>Can grab overextended enemies and turn them into easy clean ups
>a big damage kick that extends said grab, and does huge damage on wall contact
>an ultimate disables the ability to ult, allowing your team to combo into the enemy team
>stupidly high M1 hitscan damage + burst on e (25% of max hp - mogs other tanks)
>Can evade over groot walls and interrupt ults with her grab
nah bro, everyone can see exactly why she's broken. no other tank even comes close to being as broken.

Phoenix is fun if you can aim

>>536352312
We've been over this, you can make any hero sound OP when you frame shit in a stupid way like that.

You do not understand her strengths and weaknesses are You do not understand why she's picked in comp. You completely disregard one of the best aspects and one of the main reasons she's picked.
You're the exact same clueless idiots that kept calling heroes like Wolverine, Hulk and Bucky dogshit in S0 and have kept spouting ignorant retarded shit since.

>>536352596
>everyone is wrong except me
No retard. She’s broken.

>>536352596
>you can make every character sound oh peee when you explain exactly why they're oh pee
kys retard

>>536352793
No, I'm pointing out that you are ignorant and your way of framing "why this hero is op" is a process that can be done for any hero. It's literal confirmation bias.
THEN to top it all off you do not even understand (even when I flat out told you) that her M1 being a 18m hitscan with no falloff is one of the main reason she's picked. You have clearly zero comprehension how this makes her a very attractive pick because every single other Vanguard is either melee, has slow dogshit projectiles wil falloff.

I don't even know why I bother explain this to you, when you will just plug your ears like the clueless tard you are and scream how OP she is because her name starts with E.

>>536353097
Mongoloid.
>400HP shield you can use to block Iron Man / Hela / Wanda / many other ults
is this OP? Yes or no. If yes, that automatically makes every single hero that can do this with any part of their kit OP and ones like Cap that can even reflect them SSSS tier broken. Right? This is your logic.

The tard is just going through the kit while adding words like "big", "insane", "stupidly" and overblowing everything. You could do this kind of retarded rambling for Adam, Cap, Hawkeye, Iron Fist or whatever.
This is just a tard that sees that Emma is a popular pick and then goes
>omfffffggggg!!! emma has to be oppppp!!!!!!1111 uuuuh, what are good things about her???? that has to be stuff that makes her broken, right???!?!???!??!!
Like a braindead invalid.

God damn I hate idiots like you. You remind me of the monkeys I had to play with in Captains Mode in Dota 2 and draft for, screaming about picking and banning certain heroes and when asked why all they could say "uh, they're op" cementing they're clueless.

I can't aim and made it to GM with bucky/psylocke
Sometimes storm if my retarded team pick jeff

>>536352259
my wives

>>536350112
yes but they will still be mad

>>536352259
Dazzler, Jubilee and Boom-Boom

>teammate target ban widow because he recognize a smurf
>said smurf actually respond to it on match chat
>proceed to bodies them after
I'm kind confused though, if you're cracked at widow why wouldn't you be at Hawkey, Hela, Phoenix, etc.

GuangGuang, release him

>>536355857
Widow is really good. Obviously you have to have amazing aim, but if you do she's easily one of the strongest DPS in the game.

>>536355904
His name is dongdong

How do I get through to an actual moderator instead of this automated ban appeal bullshit?

Out of my last 21 games I have left 3, in the middle of this I took an entire fucking week off from the game. The first game I leave today, 8 hour ban. EIGHT HOURS.

>>536357114
Stop leaving games, it's that simple. You have a leave rate of 14.3%, which is completely unacceptable. Go play against bots if you need to leave 1/7th of your games. Ideally your leave rate should be 0-5%. Fucking unreal that you think you should be forgiven despite having a pattern of abandoned matches.

>get grabbed by Emma
>dick twitches
>get killed by Emma
>hhnngg
>Emma mvp where she grabs camera and kisses
MMMMUUUUHH HHHHHHNNNNGGG
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
I LOVE YOU MOMMY I LOVE YOU MOMMY I LOVE YOU MOMMY

>>536357492
>Fucking unreal that you think you should be forgiven despite having a pattern of abandoned matches.
Stfu faggot. This isn't ranked. If a game is dead, then I should get to leave. If you'd prefer I stand afk for 3 mins just to wait out some shitty timer, then you have actual dents in your head.
If there was any fucking transparency on what I need to do to get the ban duration to go down, maybe your take wouldn't be as shit-eating retarded as it is. You have to have a real reddit mindset to think that after taking an entire week off from the game and playing 9 complete matches before leaving ONE that an 8 hour ban is justifiable.

Suck Xi Jinpings 2 inch cock and he might reward you with a free gooner skin.

>>536355857
>Ban Widow
Ha, you fools. He wanted you to ban Widow so his other picks are protected.

>pick tank
>win every game
>pick dps (svp every match)
>no one else picks tank or they go 0/10
>lose every game
crazy

>>536357903
stop leaving games chud

>>536357903
>crying about 8 hours
grow up
even if you were innocent (you aren't) you wouldn't get an answer within 8 hours
not that they should or would even bot

>>536358635
How many games? Give me a fucking number? Because apparently 1 in 10 is still an 8 hour ban.
>>536358775
>ummmmmm akshually a ban for 1/3 of the entire day isn't that bad
R E D D I T

>>536359260
you're right
should be longer

>>536357114
It's dead because retards like you can't spare whopping 5 minutes to play the game. I can only imagine what would happen if you had a normal job and were forced to it 8 hours a day.

>>536360141
>It's dead because retards like you can't spare whopping 5 minutes to play the game.
Nah actually. It's dead because literal shit-for-brains insta-lock a 4th DPS and each one of them is convinced he's the solo-carry.
If my entire team is going to run to the point solo, go 5-18 all game, and spam ping for heals when they die, then why the fuck should I stay in that match?
Especially when every single one of you faggots tells me "it's just QP" when you're playing like the lowest scoring member of a special needs kindergarten class. If it's just QP then I should be able to fucking leave, no?

>>536361908
No, you shouldn't be able to leave. Games are short, peoples main objective isnt to WIN WIN WIN its to play whatever they feel like, have some fun. You instantly dipping just makes it a 6v5, enemy has less targets, your team has less people to rely on, don't queue up if you don't have 5 minutes.

>>536362280
>peoples main objective isnt to WIN WIN WIN its to play whatever they feel like, have some fun
You know what's fun for me? Not having to put up with you chugging PVA glue for an entire game.
If you aren't playing to win then either don't play at all or go play v AI.

>>536362515
ranked is for that king
QP is a different flavor of deathmatch

>>536362515
If you just wanna win win win, go play ranked or go play ai

>>536362280
>>536362894
>QP isn't about winning
>but also you can't leave because then your team will lose!
Do you understand how stupid you are?

Not all supportfags, but it's always supportfags

>>536363128
t. 3-14 Ironfist

>necros currently depressed because 2/3rds of his tournament team including the substitutes are all at gamescom so they automatically forfeit MRC
lmao

>>536363010
I understand that having 5 people leave from a team will not make for a fun experience for anyone. You can nitpick all you want, but it takes for you to not be an annoying little shit and think of your actions. You've spent more time on this topic here than you did quitting the last 3 games. Stay queue restricted child.

>>536363607
If 5 people on your team leave, you must really have been playing like shit. How about you get in some more practice v ai before inflicting yourself upon others?

leaving games is based actually

>>536363694
What are you on about still? mad? If you're foaming at the mouth because you can't quit a 5 min QP game, goodluck with the rest of your life.

>if playing poorly in QP doesn't matter, then me not playing at all by leaving doesn't matter either
You cannot have it both ways.

>>536364267
this short circuits the redditor

Today I saw a Jeff "dps" in GM II, it was the saddest shit ever

>>536332482
The Ult is the ONLY good thing Moon Knight has,
What's actual bullshit is how quick SG's ult charges for how schizophrenic it acts.

>>536363271
Sue main. Try again.

>>536366654
SG ult sucks. Basically only gets kills if she flanks and drops it on a group in a narrow corridor.
Since she's a backline hero her ult is a very weird part of her kit. If you launch it from backline, someone will just kill it. At least Junkrat's ult was remote controlled

>watch replay
>people playing with a controller on PC (you can see the controller buttons on the UI)
>90% of the time its the supports, usually c&d/sue or a squirrel girl
Why do people do this?
You are playing a shooter, learn to fucking aim you lazy fucks

>>536368204
I reached D1 using a controller, stay mad

>>536368439
Tank/SG/Scalet/C&D main I guess?

These Emma bans are killing me man
What even changed between the the start of the season and now? i used to see maybe 3 bans on the entire 3.0 now it's maybe 1 every 5 match
She's still not even that widely used regardless, at least not to the extent of Mag or Strange

>>536368657
Thing/Thor
Fantastic
CnD/Invis
You don't need aim when you have game sense

>>536368902
If you ban Emma then the other 9 tanks become viable

i am so fucking confused with fucking tards calling venom some kind of blacked bull or fucking gay bara
NIGGA HE IS LITERALLY A BUFF WHITE GUY WITH A ALIEN SKIN SUIT
he is NEITHER of those
he is literally fucking slim shady nigga not the irl person but the character he is playing
EMINEM FUCKING MADE A SONG ABOUT VENOM
stop wrongly characterizing him!!!!
https://litter.catbox.moe/chcurq4go5q0i1pr.mp4

>>536368902
Kys emmanigger and learn a real tank

>>536370257
don't fucx with this guy

What if Emma had a cock

Seeing how dead these threads are really warms my heart. Chinese companies deserve to go bankrupt.

>>536370257
I know, right? There's Eddie underneath, I can't fap to that.

>>536368902
>She's still not even that widely used regardless
Are you lying on purpose or just stupid?

>>536371964
I bought every single battle pass to help keep them in business.

>>536370257
But I want to have gay sex with Venom because of Eddie too.

>>536372331
You could buy everything on sale since the game launched and you probably won't even cover 24 hours of their operating costs.
And no matter how much money you dump, you're no replacement for a healthy playerbase.

>>536367643
>LTM
It's a permanent new mode

>>536371964
whoops, i thought i posted this in /owg/, my bad

>>536368902
Having a shield, a stun that goes through shields, an easy kill confirm, CC immunity, a damage ramp up beam, and an ult that silences/stuns is bloated. Dont even get me started on how her team-up makes psylocke/mmag even worse to go against.

I still say in terms of priority bans, Emma would be number 2 after human torch.

My bans
>Luna
>BP
>Emma
>Torch
don't really care about the rest

>>536373884
Oh and also Wolv

We need marvel playboy

>>536375553
with futa cocks

>>536375616
Couldnt agree more

>Cheating player detected
>This match has been cancelled
HOLY FUCKING KEK. LMAO!!! This at GM1 btw

>>536376473
had a triggerbot hela in a qp game yesterday
subhumans out in force

>>536370257
people who do that are dravidian so they can be rightfully made fun of
>>536371964
>>536372654
truthful accurate posts…

>>536376994
>>536376473
Had a Wanda the other day with a silent ultimate. At first I thought I didn't hear it, but when she got a second team wipe with it and I never even heard PYUOOOOOR, I was getting very suspicious.
She still lost because cheaters suck shit at video games.

>>536371964
Same but only because of how manipulative and unbalanced their game is. I don't care much for china

>>536351461
did they actually give Jubes and Boom Boom pantyshots?

the rare time your tilted team makes the enemy tilt even harder

>>536344917
As widowmaker main ow, I easily killed the flying fucks. Honestly? Marvel rivals is too easy compared to ow skill

>>536375553
Reed clay
>>536375784
>abs
Yuck

>>536370257
mb i was wrong
VENOM IS TWO NIGGAS
EDDIE AND THE SYMBIOTE THEY ARE VENOM
but still
the blacked shit doesn't make sense becasue eddie is white and bara makes no sense because its fucking gay and eddie loves chicks

one of the most satisfying sleeps you can hit

>>536377907
yeah, it's from x-termination

it's a shame that killing somebody under the effect of almost any CC gives you the kill but this does not

>>536363564
can you blame the guy for skipping a tourney?

>playing comp duo's with a friend, we haven't touched ranked before so we're bronze/silver
>we go Torch and Phoenix and hard carry
>enemy team complains that we picked OP heroes
>queue back up
>pick Squirrel Girl and Iron Fist and hard carry
>enemy team complains that we picked OP heroes
Ok, I'll bite.
Bronzes: which heroes are NOT overpowered?

>>536348532
Amadeus Cho?

>>536384741
>Spiderfag gets rekt
deserved

>>536362894
but it's not
in fact QP games are generally much better balanced than comp, because QP actually uses SBMM while comp is purely based on your current comp score.

>>536386524
Not in rivals

>>536348532
>>536386524
it's me, actually

>>536372427

Now this genuinely has me confused. The assumption is the tongue is going down to his gentiles? But...inside right?

Is that the sexual part?

>>536388303
The tongue is deepthroating MK all the way to the stomach. Then MK gets excited and starts having an erection

>>536311215 (OP)
>First three games of the day, absolutely destroy the enemy team. Good teammates, play roles well, team synergy.
>Next three games are the most obnoxious forced losses ever seen. Terrible teammates, no clue how to play roles, no working together, no communicating, dying alone, running everywhere.
Did they actually convince all of the NPC retards that EOMM isn't real? I've seen them saying that a lot lately after the video the devs released, but are they really so stupid that they don't realize that China lies about literally every single thing it says, and will absolutely do whatever it wants and lie about it?

EOMM is in their interest if it keeps people grinding the game, and it clearly does because all ranked is is a timesink which is why you have terrible players in Plat and above that can't even do game basics like work together, focus the proper targets, or communicate.

I have both DPS on my team nonstop shooting at Emma being pocketed by three healers for the entire match and they wonder why we lost. It's rage-inducing.

Season 4 leaks when?

>>536388854
>>536388303
You trash are fucking disgusting pathetic losers and need banned. Keep reporting these faggot coomers shitting up every single thread until they are banned for good and we can actually talk about the game.

>>536387015
Rivals Luna doesn't have confirmed sexual feelings for anyone.

>>536383015
kek
awesome

>>536389291
2 days before this season ends

>>536389223
>ranked
for the last fucking time you dipshit
ranked is not going for even matches
not only is ranked not EOMM, it's not SBMM either. It's just matching current comp scores as quickly as it can.

I would at least have to argue about statistics if you were saying QP has EOMM, but if you're whining about comp you're just retarded

>>536389529
Ok. Strongly implied sexual feelings.

>>536388303
What the other anon said, a deep kiss sort of deal, it's hot!

>>536389426
Why don't you have this reaction for the straight coomer stuff all over the thread?
>>536389223
>Did they actually convince all of the NPC retards that EOMM isn't real?
Yes in fact here's one right here>>536390313

I'm back in plat baybee!!! Be afraid, be very afraid!!!

>>536391178
Eomm about to strike and put you in gold.
happened to me 4 times

>>536357578
>MMMMUUUUHH HHHHHHNNNNGGG
>MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
>I LOVE YOU MOMMY I LOVE YOU MOMMY I LOVE YOU MOMMY
this

>>536391298
been stuck in gold since s3, eomm agents ain't got nothing on me dawg

>>536391178
What he>>536391298 said it happened to me too. I just uninstalled after that though it does that every time you rank up a tier to keep you playing and I had enough of the hamster wheel by that point

>on my rank up game
>found me a match in half a second
am i fucked

>>536390329
>>536389529
>>536348532
Is this about that one line where Johnny flirts with her?

>>536368902
I'm convinced most of the time it's from salty divenigs that are mad that on the off chance their main one trick isn't banned, they now have to be hard countered by another character.

>>536373673
...and being able to become a cruise missile, jump to literally anyone, being immune to cc, and spam hard punches isn't bloated? You're just yet another person mad that there's a character that counters your main and are willing to come up with any excuse to get them banned.

why are there so many dogshit supports the higher you climb? what happened to the dps insta lockers?

>decide to focus headshots on Hela
>56% acc 17% crit
>enemy visibly shook and accuse me of cheating
kek. too bad every game cant be like that

>>536393432
I've actually had to fill dps lately, feels like I'm going crazy.

Give Wanda her HP scaling back

Just a reminder that if you play healbots like Luna, C&D, Rocket, etc, you're a beta male and jack off on all fours. I know all my homies play Ultron or Adam when supporting, no matter the support comp.

>>536393432
You don't get carried on dps or vanguard you get carried on support thoughever so more supports naturally just end up higher from endlessly playing and one tricking which we now know boosts you higher.

downloading the game
whats an easy hero to play?

>>536395719
Spiderman

>>536395839
.....

>>536395719
Rocket, Loki, PAWG girl, Peni, Strange

>>536396298
>same heroes still dominating the tier lists
Clear sign to nerf Mister Fantastic

>>536396298
Is that blood on Loki's face?

FOMO shit honestly needs to die. The game will say a battle pass is available for a number of days and hours and then the next day they will extend the date when it is about to end. What sense does that make besides manipulating people's emotions to try and make as much money? It's stupid they could probably make as much if not more if battle passes never expired and were always available.

>guy on enemy team picks wolverine
>3 of his teammates want to ban wolverine
>wolverine doesn't get ban
>guy spends the entire game in spawn typing in chat trying to convince us to report his team

some people

>>536396298
Rocket in S-Tier is a conspiracy designed to keep Rocket from ever getting any combat abilities

>>536312721
Luna is a stripper by night. :O

luna snowflake status: mogged

>>536395719
luna

>>536357578
>>536391470
You are GAY.

>>536397689
Her managers would never allow that…

I really like ultron
I basically only wanna play him and loki

>>536339413
That UI is the worst shit I've ever seen

So is this entire new game mode just Namor + Hulk every fucking game or something? 4 different lobbies all running this shit on the enemy team in a row

most situationally aware luna player. i hated her for the rest of that match, even asked if she was playing dps luna

>>536394787
It really wasn't that good bro. She needs her 2s evades back. The 2s -> 1.5s nerf absolutely raped her winrate by 8%. I totally abandoned her despite having 100 hours on her and getting Cel with her.

>>536400913
historically accurate captain america

just had a stomp so embarrassing i don't wanna play for at least 2 days in case my name still get recognized

>>536390907
I do, but gays are fucking disgusting perverts and everybody knows this instinctively.

>>536390907
faggots are worse

>>536402546
lol post replay code

>>536402546
Wandafootjob....

>>536396298
>posting tier lists as if they matter outside of tournament settings

>>536402546
Elboygian...

>>536404116
>private profile

>burgers wake up and get off work
>thread becomes littered with eomm shitposting
Like clockwork. Burgerland is the place of schizos and shitters, after all.

brood season when? (since aliens are a no-no)

>>536399549
>That UI is the worst shit I've ever seen
Clearly you didn't play the Battlefield beta.

>>536404382
This country has a mental health crisis, please understand.

>>536377750
>Had a Wanda the other day with a silent ultimate.
Just lorded Wanda. Saw one of those the other day she was just hovering on the other side of a Strange portal before coming through. I will say from my POV a lot of times Wanda's voiceline is glitched and I get no dialogue or sound effects using her ult. Not sure if it's the same from other people's perspective in the same game. Playing on PS5 with no mods and no weird special SFX purchases

>>536339413
It's the most boring game ever and honestly think the invite wasn't worth it. And the art style is fucking atrocious, it's like the lead artist has scizophrenia or something.

>>536404546
>author's barely-disguised fetish

>>536389291
>Season 4 leaks when?
Next week at earliest, because some people get dev builds for testing purposes

>>536404116
i sucked him off, are you mad?

>>536406629
Lunasissy....

>>536404382
If I couldn't see her face I would assume this was a 45 year old granny

>>536407000
yea.

>>536404382
>no one mentioned eomm
>brings it up anyway
Working overtime for your pay?

2 games of ranked in prime time hours and they the worst ive seen in a long time, they just all give up after 20% into the match and dont even try to win

>>536400128
I do this every game.

>>536400128
Go get a health pack instead of standing around like a lazy nigger.

>>536400128
That's literally me.

>>536400128
Sorry dps chud I've got to get back to endlessly pocketing my tank and trying to do damage myself and then wondering why nothing is dying

rare but it's possible to get a kill with mantis' sleep, very gratifying

>>536323465
Tongue

>>536408013
Heals are for tankCHADS not dpsCHUDS. Maybe if you didn't instalock spiderman or whatever I could service you too.

support ult reworks ideas so they are not immortal circles

>invis
traps enemies inside or keeps them out with a force field, making it easy to burst kill the ones inside without their team assisting. also makes her cast shield unbreakable while inside to replace the healing of the ult by her ability

>luna
AoE that slows down enemies to a walking speed and grounds them, and gives teammates speed as if they were skating but maybe not as fast as her passive

>CnD
like dark teleportation for the team but in this they can attack while invulnerable but not receive healing, so teammates can be saved at the last second but then can be finished again as it ends if the enemy survives the duration

>loki
make the ults he copies half the duration

the rest feel pretty good and different to the rest so they can remain, tho at least gives jeff's allies the ability to get out by themselves

>>536410852
I approve

>>536410852
I disapprove

>>536410852
I suck dick

After all the 0/5/1's i went through i am beginning to reevaluate 1/3/2 and even 0/4/2.

>>536410356
Erotic..

>>536396298
>so many in S tier
why do these tier list faggots never understand what makes something S tier?
there can only be one or two things in S tier. not half the roster.

>>536348532
You've gotta be the biggest faggot in the universe to even care about this at all. They're weirdos too but you're on another level.

Did Namor get nerfed? I can't throw squids consecutively right after the other to have two on the field. There seems to be a cooldown before I can throw down a second, but I'm looking at all the patch notes and I'm not seeing anything relating to that. What happened?

>>536411314
>all the 0/5/1's i went through
this comp doesn't exist. its a myth. i'm a supportnigger and have NEVER had to solo heal.
i wanna experience what solo healing is like in this game. medics had to solo heal in team fortress 2 comp and i was decent at that.

With Deadlock making the rounds, which Marvel character do you think would be a good pick for a Doorman-like ult? (Teleporting a player to a separate realm where they have to escape)

Dormammu or Nightmare could be cool

>>536415957
Lina butt

>>536416108
That's not Lina

>>536415957
>NEVER had to solo heal.
I had to do it once in QP when I accidentally played it.

>>536415957
Luna rimjobs

how do I Magik?

>>536416769
Watch top players play. Copy. Fail. Try again. Learn the combos.
https://youtu.be/Rod_UGEKbaA?feature=shared
I've peaked as a top 50 Magik

>>536416492
based trans fucker

>>536417007
this character pisses me off. it took like 20 hours or so to "figure her out," and yet I still whiff her dash 40% of the time. would love to be good at her

>>536417763
Try this

>>536419035
>>536417763
Try not using anything at all, I thought it was dumb but helps me "aim better". If you need to charge the projectile something will show up so you can use that circle to aim.

>>536404546
Gross. Faggot panel.

>>536411067
>>536411146
>>536411246
>>536410852

>>536415957
It's happened to me a few times, but it is still very rare.

>>536414132
Calm down you combative cuckold. The guy asked a question. That’s the answer. Sorry it made your mangina bleed for some reason I guess.

>>536416362
don’t know who that is but she’s hotter than most rivals girls

>>536400128
Supports who don’t heal you to full deserve to be stuck in bronze

>>536421401
If you're a moon knight fapping to my ass in the back while a tank needs healing, yeah no shit I'm going to mostly ignore you.

Do you use mods?

>>536421669
no, the outfits are already coom enough

>>536400128
>thebird4330
i'd hate to see what happened to the other 4329...

>>536311215 (OP)
>Black Widow has a symbiote arc literally last year
>give her a phoenix costume
uninstalling this shit

My name is BusinessGold

>>536416019
>With Deadlock making the rounds
Still not true btw

im about to give up doing ranked gold for the skins, ranked mode is such fucking cancer

>>536422413
wha happun?

>>536421850
Is there ANYONE who hasn't been tentacle raped

>>536415957
Solo healing is only possible if your team sticks together in a deathball, or if you play Rocket.
I've won a few games with solo healing before.

I fucking hate healers so much it's unreal. Every game now if I don't get enough heals (most games) I've been just standing right in front of healers line of sight staring at them or walking all the way back to spawn smashing the request heal button. I can remember two games in the last week where I had noticeably good healers. Fuck all of you. Fuck netease for even including this archetype instead of just health regen or some shit. You have two jobs: heal me and stay alive and these subhumans can't do either. I don't give a damn if they're broken at tournament-level play, in 99% of matches these are hands down the worst players in the lobby and possibly all of gaming

>>536421850
Honestly I'm kinda disappointed with the Venomized skins, as someone asking for it. Jeff is gay, Caps is decent but he has much better skins, Spideys is good but he has a million skins and his FF black suit is better, and then they went Chicken/Venom for the other half

when are they adding Uncle Ben to this shitty ass game

when are they adding uchiha itachi to this game

>>536422861
That's funny, I think the same thing about you DPS players!

>>536422861
Hey so basically I'm just gonna heal you I know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm going to ignore you if you're not a tank is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH

>>536392901
You might be retarded if you think The Thing is bloated in any shape or form.

>>536423494
Check your last games' stats. If you have over 10k healing I'm not talking to you, you're in the top 1% of all healers worldwide I'm sure. If you have under 10k healing immediately uninstall and reconsider your life. Tank main btw

>>536416019
I don't think the chinks have the technical skills to do shit like that
Doorman portals feel good to use and barely eat frames
Meanwhile strange's portal is janky as fuck and kills the framerate for the entire lobby

>>536424137
He's literally supposed to be the "stand in one place throwing punches at people stupid enough to get into his face". You bitching that another tank's kit is "bloated" when netease has thrown a bunch of shit into your main's when it doesn't even fit his playstyle, is just the cherry on top.

ranked is just not fun and not worth the shit tier skins, ill suffer through this seasons but if they continue to be dog shit skins im not bothering again,

>>536424519
>ranked is just not fun
QP hero here what is not fun about it? I'm sick and tired of MVP/SVP literally every single round and am thinking of climbing just so I get people somewhat close to my level and every game isn't carry.

>>536424817
>am thinking of climbing just so I get people somewhat close to my level and every game isn't carry.
I have some extremely bad news for you. That's all you'll be doing.

>>536424817
>I'm sick and tired of MVP/SVP literally every single round
>and am thinking of climbing just so I get people somewhat close to my level and every game isn't carry.
NTA but dont expect much difference in ranked. ex-gm's/celestials in silver/bronze is a thing because the chinks havent added placements and reset every season

>>536424817
>thinking of climbing just so I get people somewhat close to my level
Pretty much the only reason to play ranked and also what I did. It's absolutely worth it to get more exciting games, or avoid going up against a celestial 6 stack or bronze 6 stack in QP.

Only downside is people seethe 100x more especially once you get to around Diamond or higher

>in game
>match going pretty well
>first round of KOTH we win pretty handily
>second round we lose but just barely, easy to turn around on round 3
>round 3 starts
>2 players, probably a stack, leave immediately
>entire rest of the round is spent on a revolving door of players coming in, realizing they're backfilling and leaving again
>takes almost the entire round to fill back up
>by that point we've lost
I think I'm done with the game for a while. This shit is unplayable with how many leavers there are.

>>536424519
>>536424817
>>536424919
>>536425127
>>536425161
>QP is sweaty because you're forced to hard carry every game if you want to win
>Ranked is more casual because you get a wider skill pool of players and can actually get carried
China pulls the ole switcharoo on unsuspecting Americans once again

>>536348532
lmao Johnny self cucks are pathetic

>>536426021
Is this QP lol

>>536392451
The summer comic had luna upset that johnny dipped because he forgot his swimwear...

Overwatch is way more fun

>>536426120
QP is far less stressful than ranked because there's no divisions or visible numbers reminding you how poorly you are doing thoughever.

Do people just not play Widow because they have shit aim?

Mike Tyson & five 10-year-olds versus 6 mediocre UFC fighters, who wins?
This is a fair fight to Netease

>>536426710
no she just sucks.
game's meta is dive and if anyone with 2 braincells dives you on widow you auto die.

Playable Black Cat when?

>>536426021
I need you QP players to find the tallest building in your area and jump down from the top floor.

>>536426839
Mike Tyson prime or current Mike Tyson?

>>536426710
she's one of the most agile characters marvel has and she's clunkier to move than Captain America

>>536415957
its kind of stressful but on the plus side youll probably get mvp

>>536426124
Stay mindbroken retard

>>536426710
Even if I have great aim, she's still shit.
I can only attack about once per second.
Even if it's a headshot, it doesn't kill anybody.
Whereas if I'm Hela, I can shoot twice per second, and if both are headshot, I can kill a support if I'm close enough.
This means that even in best case scenario, and I'm hitting headshots after headshots, I can't kill the enemy off before they were healed or kill the enemy team off without my team.
I'm completely at the mercy of my team to win the game.

>>536426839
>>536427359
Gorilla solos that dump chimp pretty simple

>>536426710
Pretty much. You're not going to see GE counter strike players wasting their time on this game, so when the 1/1000 Widow comes along who can hit consistent headshots they completely dominate lobbies like this chink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iViEPZWpvQU

>>536426710
Widow just doesn't bring anything to the table to be worth picking over Hela, Phoenix, Namor or Clint.

im still shit at this game. no matter what I do I always do shit. I take breaks, i practice, i watch my replays. Im just fucking stupid shit incapable of mechanically improving even when I physically punish myself i dont improve.

>>536337009
wasting cool skins on widow is some kind of weird trick they are pulling, and thor better not get another skin

>>536426570
Nuh-uh

>>536429425
yea-huh!

>>536430139
Luckily Sai was there so she perked back up immediately

how many men has Widow suffocated with her ass on missions?
Asking for a friend haha

yea who cares i need to find friends who can pretend to listen to me who cares if everyone improves at an average rate besides me who fucking cares. everyone just gets better at this game except me everyone just improves by playing

>>536430139
why is it written like that

>>536430350
Ok?
>>536430567
Like what?

>>536430139
nice, Psylocke x Luna is canon
sorry, Magikbros!

>Win a super easy game against 3dps enemy team
>Only get +17 when winning
This is retarded.
I'm basically losing rank points here.

>>536430139
so the ultimate message from this is that Luna x Sai is canon, therefore Johnny is free to fuck weird alien bitches.

>>536426710
I made a pact with myself and not making the same mistake of maining the sniper character over how boring it was in OW despite how giga op Widow was, so its a good thing Widow here is garbage unless you REALLY want to devote your time with her. If she was good she would just be adding more fuel to the fire buck breaking everything.

>>536431353
Luna belong to the chinese.
She will marry no Gweilo or dirty japs

>>536430673
>>536430139
chinks support lesbian love!
Cant accuse them of not being progressive

>>536431353
So your just ignoring the part where they we were flirting in in-game dialouge. Copy!

Johnny might get a threesome if he's lucky.

>>536431938
not real

>>536432154
both are made for eddie

isnt it hilarious how the players who never shut the fuck up in voice chat are the worst ones?

>>536432154
Made for Norman

>>536426710
Widow is the worst hero in the game that brings zero utility to the team and if you have good aim you're better off playing Hela because she has 100x better kit, brings more ot the table and has higher dmg/s.

>>536430435
Zero.

i guess im just meant to always be a loser so everyone can do better than me

>>536426710
yes. her kit is legitimately fine. she does a lot of damage, her sprint gives her great mobility, her kick is buster and outside of captain america it completely shits on all divers, and her ult compliments her primary fire as it makes targets easier to hit. people just have bad aim, plain and simple.

>>536432554
i noticed that about you when i got you in a quickplay game, elboy. you were soooo quick to throw because the healers hurt your feely-weelys

>>536433280
>>536432637
The duality of a man

>>536430139
>Johnny can't even pick his own clothes
Useless slut

I lost to a rocket in Doom Match

>>536433439
its all lies. I just tell people if I dont get healed im gonna afk
its that simple. waiting around corners is not my thing, especially when the other team are getting instahealed

Why is every namor I get so fucking bad? I thought playing hulk would be massively beneficial but fucking hell somehow there are no good namor players in qp

80% of the time they're 12/5 with 4 actual kills. And im over here just scratching my head trying to figure out how they're blowing it that hard. This is the best character for learning to aim too

>>536434331
he's hitscan, thats why

>>536434494
He's projectile

>>536434550
He is? are you sure?

>>536434331
Its the guy the normie plays when there's flyers.

>>536434093
Those rockets are unironically demons. I have seen the little bastards get first place several times. The spray does so much damage at close range.

>>536434494
and? I play him a lot and he's still good, especially with the squids that basically do more than half the work.

If the playerbase are seriously not choosing to learn this character soley because he has no hitscan then that truly shows how shallow and how neccessary it is to nerf hitscan characters into projectle to even out the playing f ield.

>>536434815
Yes

if i can only win bot matches how badly should i self harm

>>536434815
He is but its so fast might as well be projectile

>>536434957
I meant he's hitscan (apparently not >>536435075), and most hitscan players have bad aim. but since he's not, it's anyones guess

>>536434331
Namor is just flat out bad unless you consistently gets headshots. Im pretty sure every healer in the game can outheal him easily.

>>536435101
>might as well be hitscan
is this what you meant

>>536432554
your team has no actual front line damage, nor are the healers set up to reliably heal divers

why does everyone always have to go to all chat to be bitch made and make up lies of why people wont play?
I afkd today when I entered a in-progress loss and noticed we had no healers and said "heal or I afk" and instead of just playing or doing as I said teammates who sucked went straight to all chat to make up lies and say im a crybaby lol

>>536434128
why didnt you add me when i was the best healer you ever had

Frank is the most honest duelist.

>>536435521
not by a longshot

>>536339413
At its core I probably like Deadlock better, but games are so fucking long that when you lose you wonder what you wasted the last hour for.

>>536435773
Okay then Clint is.

>>536435338
Yes I flubbed

>>536434331
>Play Namor
>Be diver
>The healer can't even react fast enough to save their life
>Absolutely destroy the enemy's backline and get free team fight wins
I'm surprised 90% of the namor doesn't backstab the enemy more often.

>>536342928
Or Maurice.

>>536433280
What does buster mean?

>>536429026
Why are you physically punching yourself?

>>536430520
You take this game too seriously.

>>536435521
Iron man/Torch/Storm/Ultron did not like this

There is no point in playing aim characters in this game. Whether you have good aim or not, you will be prioritized and targeted by the entire enemy team which makes you worthless. This could easily be fixed if the tanks weren't so terribly designed and you weren't just able to walk right past them straight into the backline.

>>536436261
yea youre right i shouldnt take somethign serious if ill never be good at it despite putting in a lot of effort. I should just not care about never improving and be ok with being shit at everythign in my life

>somehow managed to roll a player who's "learning" just throwing in the match

I genuinely cannot remember the last time I played against an opponent who was knowingly throwing for the sake of learning a character, usually they swap to whatever crutch they're used to playing.

This is how I know the games rigged, the matchmaking found a player who was losing repeatedly and put him on my team just to drag out the match

>>536426710
Widow genuinely sucks. If you have good aim then Hela and Phoenix alone are just outright better and have way more potential to carry. The only people arguing otherwise are dogshit players that have a conniption whenever they see a sniper.

>>536430139
Hot. She needs that fire dick.
>>536430631
Like hot.
>>536431938
True.
>>536432374
Only Sai is.

>>536438890
Is this some bizarre farming match

>>536433280
not my fault unreal engine 5 feels like total dickcheese and ass
i could play widowmaker just fine but black widow feels awful

>>536438983
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XRJgFiVsgI

>>536434331
Because usually the people who pick gamma namor in QP are already super bad and banking on the huge amount of free value the team up gives.

>dogshit dps
>next game
>dogshit dps
>next game
>dogshit dps

Holy fuck it never ends, I'm talking DOGSHIT dps, like dudes who can barely make plays with the broken ults in this game. guys who can barely fucking land hits.

Its crazy t o roll these players, becuase its completely unnatural

if i have over 200 hours and still am shit how badly should i hurt myself

>new blade tech
>lets him do a big burst of damage when he releases his ult
>but requires you to be right next to the enemy
>and hold the retarded ult for the full duration making you a huge sitting duck target

Why is blade so bad

>>536439029
>$200 for an account
Now I've seen dumb shit like paying someone hundreds to play on your account for a gun but at least you sort of get something out of it.
What's the point of a Lord icon. I get why Elon would pay someone to build his poo character, not for a fucking png.

>>536428775
>Highlight video means the character is good
Have you never played a competitive game before? You'll see people do well and reach the highest ranks using all sorts of bad characters or outright handicapping themselves. Speaking of CS, people have gotten GE doing shit like just going pistol only. I ended up carrying a friend to LEM on my smurf account when I still played just using scouts and deagles. Does that mean they're the meta or that buying them every round instead of getting a full kit was a good decision? No, it means the skill ceiling is high enough, the balance decent enough, that players can be good enough to overcome self-imposed handicaps even at a high level.

Psylocke rimjobs

>>536435082
this games just difficult bwo

>>536424817
im not tryharding bro i play for fun and chill gameplay
i only want the skins and dont enjoy ranked, its time of shit dealing with idiots crying and being toxic af and trash talking

>>536441043
i only win one in four games i literally cant improve idk why god did this to me

>>536440265
What's the tech?

There's nothing worse than being stuck in a match where two teammates are god awful and I'm basically waiting for something to happen on tank

I really dont understand how an entire enemy team can swap to characters just to counter me and teammates still cant take advantage of that opportunity.

No seriously, I just played a match where the entire enemy team went wolverine, emma and luna instead of loki just to keep me in check from fucking with their backline during fights. We won because I kept kamikazing their backline during fights and they were hardstuck for 4 minutes lol.

>>536439612
just play dps yourself then

The term EOMM agent is catching on.
People are starting to spread & using it.
My team got tilted so hard when he's the 3rd dps and being called a EOMM agent.

>>536441517
It's what I said. You hold the ult so long that it auto casts and enemies right next to you will take a bonus tick of damage.

>>536442516
Oh I thought there was more to it. Sad.
I guess technically if someone lands a stun just at the right time you can make use of it but that's true of anything.

>>536442442
good. bad players should be called eomm agents, im gonna start calling players that too.

Im tired of waiting around on dogshit assheads to make a fucking move or play that can move the needle an inch. Hopefully it catches on hard enough for netease to start banning people for saying it out of spite.

So quickplay is rigged too right?
I get way too many matches with bronze, gold, plat teammates and going up against gm-ooa that feel intentionally rigged.

its so unusual to me considering that it wasnt too long ago when someone said that quickmatch was Skill based unless its some disgusting monstrosity they created to selectively choose what type of MMR you get on what session.

>spend half the match on my phone talking
>spend a quarter of the match afk
>still have the highest defeats and final blows
>lose

I hate this game. This match making is so good.

>>536443183
its even worse when you have 2 or 3 teammates absolute balls trying to flame you in chat and asking people to report you for not wanting play a pointess match

>>536440526
I'll give you a rimjob instead.

>>536432554
>elboygian

I swear I played against someone with that username today.

>>536443382
Every match is pointless

>>536443491
did he threaten to throw after losing one team fight?

>>536443491
all he does is play and rage at you if you make one little mistake while he makes dozens

>>536443183
Yeah, well, I spent the whole game on my phone.

>>536443590
I dont do that all the time. I just AFK if it seems like a railroaded loss. I dont get how thats difficult to understand.

This general of all places should be familiar with the fact that you get matches where no one can make a play let alone stay alive long enough to engage in a team fight.

>oh muh resources. le heckin resources are running the heck out.
why is this shit in quick match

>>536443676
based Cloak&Dagger main

>>536443905
Preview for ranked soon!

>>536443859
>i wont even make an effort
wow elboy

>>536443905
i know right. i thought i picked the wrong mode.

>>536443905
>>536443940
If they do that I'm probably quitting the game. Its a terrible gamemode, its not fun to spend 2/3 of it running around the huge ass map.

I already barely tolerate domination, the only gamemode in ranked should be Convoy. In fact all their resources should be focused entirely on making convoy maps which really shouldnt be hard unless they're outsourcing to indians which seems ot be the case with the new gamemode's map looking straight low quality

>>536444080
>If they do that I'm probably quitting the game.
you guys say this about everything

>>536444012
>>536442728
Sometimes its literally not worth playing a match. You're just prolonging an already painfully retarded match.

>>536444080
>If they do that I'm probably quitting the game.
What do you mean if, they've said they're doing it

Executive Producer Zingodude is having ongoing debates about placement matches with the devs and he's one the supporter side of it. I'm gonna miss the current rank system of climbing high enough to escape all the shitters in the lower tiers the season afterwards.

>>536442728
>team looks bad because you decided to cry and throw in spawn
wow

>>536442728
>healbot Loki
RARE!!

>>536444173
I'm not quitting the game but I'm 100% skipping next season if its China themed

>>536444173
.

Executive Producer Zingodude is having ongoing debates about placement matches with the devs and he's one the supporter side of it. I'm gonna miss the current rank system of climbing high enough to escape all the shitters in the lower tiers the season afterwards.

>>536444380
I-it doesn't count

>>536337009
Emma has five skins, what are you smoking?
>base
>normal recolor
>x revolution
>twitch recolor
>pheonix outfit

>>536444310
man what teh fuck
its like they're doing everyhing in their power to make the game shit.

Holy fuck.

>>536444380
You forgot to mention the game has been in the top 10 best sellers on Steam since S3 started lol. Its not as dire as S2.5's 60K player count towards the end of it's run.

>>536444502
They're not doing placement matches
this is just a contrived way to make people think they're "debating" the topic.

The current matchmaking and rank system is entirely designed to keep you playing.
Thats literally it.
I dont get why we're still having these discussions as if anythings up for debate, they're CHINKS.

>>536430139
>I will join you in your merriment

>>536444856
her tism is part of her charm, please understand

The new gamemode fucking blows. I dont even understand how resources or anything works, its just time based domination. Convoy is the definitive gamemode, its only time I feel like every character works. Certain characters benefit heavily from camping in Domination which throws shit off if you play a certain hero. Resource KOTH seems to have a similar problem.

TDM
CTF

Let me guess, you need more?

>>536444835
This
If they ever add placements they will have to "compensate" it by somehow forcing players to play more

>>536445361
And that's best case scenario. If they chose to implement placement matches then I can imagine they would also work in some retarded new point system to prevent most players from launching themselves into GM/CIII in a day or two.

>>536445361
>somehow forcing players to play more
But they removed the dailies so I have even less of a reason to play

>>536445520
yeah they removed the daily challenges because they didnt want people to grind the season pass fast.
I never paid attention to challenges outside of doing ones for events and its hilarious how quickly they backpeddled on those simply because a few autists actually tried to do them.

Casual is so Casual that its no longer fun. No one gives a fuck. I just ran a game with 4 goddamn healers, I decided to hop on Punisher from Richards after the enemy had fliers, and they expected me to deal with them and a constantly diving Panther. The hell am I supposed to do?! Our Venom wasn't doing dick to help me

>>536445263
Yeah, tug of war and payload race

>>536444380
>muh steam oh god gabe let me suck your little microcock oh gaben please take away my hentai games oh please bust my crust fat kike
good thing that’s not my problem

>>536445760
It’s because they don’t want people farming the 100 extra blue units at the end of each pass

>>536446168
then why add it

>>536445850
Remember when everyone gave Blizzard shit for banning and penalizing players for throwing?
blizzard were unironically right, you cant trust players to do the right fucking thing and play the game like normal individuals. Gamers are so retardedly low IQ that its entirely necessary to police matches and crackdown on INTING faggots.

>>536442245
>We won because I kept kamikazing their backline during fights and they were hardstuck for 4 minutes lol.

With Who? Post replay code.

>>536435521
Hulk is the most honest Vanguard. Hell he might even be the most honest character in the game.

>>536437245
>There is no point in playing aim characters in this game

What characters?

>This could easily be fixed if the tanks weren't so terribly designed and you weren't just able to walk right past them straight into the backline.

Are you sure you don't just have bad Vanguards?

>>536445850
>4 goddamn healers

Four healers and they still couldn't bother to heal each other when being dived?

>wolverine will continue to be ban as long as he can invalidate a whole class
Just rework him already.
Stop the fucking kidnap tankbuster gimmick

>>536446235
To incentivize you.

>>536447434
There's like 3 character who desperately need reworks.
wolverine, adam, possibly black panther. The devs are being lazy as fuck

>>536447379
It was Loki, Jeff, Mantis, and Invisible Woman. They had a Panther, Ultron, Iron Man, Peni, Magneto, a Sue, and a Cloak. Iron Man eventually swapped to Squirrel Girl near the end just to splash damage everyone. But its like I'm the only damage dealer on the team and I'm expected to juggle everything. The rare game I actually play DPS, and Im the only one. Wild. Well TECHNICALLY there was a guy on Blade for like the first half of the QP but he went Loki for some fucking reason and none of the healers wanted to swap surprisingly. Dont know what Venom was doing, couldn't keep track

>>536447434
>>536447590
Buff Ultron so he doesn't have one slow recharge dodge and better healing so he can do 2 healer setups. Guy is bare bones, and only mildly better than Adam thanks to vertical mobility

>>536445760
>yeah they removed the daily challenges because they didnt want people to grind the season pass fast.
Faster? The old method was slow as molasses forcing you to this game like a hamster in a wheel every couple days if you don't want to lose any of the dailies that could impede your BP progress further. This new is at least 2 weeks quicker as you could complete it in less than 6 weeks with half to playtime compared to previous seasons. Why you could literally once a week this game without skipping a beat which makes this game's BP system more consumer friendly than most games treating it like another part time job.

>>536445216
It's literally just then copying overwatch again. Except push to be added before the end of the year.

>>536447880
Ultron from a damage perspective needs a critical hit on headshots. Heck every DPS healer needs one like Jeff on his Aqua Burst as the whole point of these types is applying pressure while supplying so-so healing as opposed to their healbot contemporaries. Loki should be the exception to this rule though.

The PvE mode... Guanguang...

>start playing Thor
>he’s actually fun
What the fuck

>>536446347
i think they should send them to the dm mines
force players to win/place top 3 in x dm games based on the frequency of reports for shitpicking and griefing
time limit bans dont accomplish anything it just incentivizes people to make alts

i loev losing and then being put into already losing games hahah hah i love losing ha all i do is lose i never get any better hahah losing is what i do how fun

>>536449662
based Adam main

Is Peni fine as a tank pick?

>>536449942
Depends on the map

>>536426710
Hela and Phoenix can just kill faster even if you can aim

>4 fliers on enemy team
>no one but me counter swaps
can you just please kill me god ill never have anything close to a 50% win rate despites practicing and giving it my all. can you just fucking kil me please and stop bullying me

Remember, just queue with a Smurf. You're going to be playing against Smurfs anyway

>>536422413
>>536424519
>>536424817
>>536425127
>>536426120
There is nothing wrong with the matchmaking or ranked system you schizos. The china men said the matchmaking work good and you the problem simply get gud. God burgers are such schizos complaining about china's perfect game because they're hard stuck and can't rank up to eternity like me

>>536453597
This except unironically

I was being sarcastic btw. I feel like you guys can't tell sometimes

I feel like a broken record but bad healers who don't mix in offense give actual healer mains a bad name. Rocket, if you go the whole match with only 500 damage, there's a fucking problem. Your primary can melt tanks, do it when people are topped off. Also nearly every Adam is a DPS being stubborn, and too many Jeffs just spray mindlessly from the backline with no use of bubbles or spits

if i get another bot match tonight im gonna slice my leg even deepe r hahahah

>>536453734
i could, you almost had me in the first half kek

>seeing people here hate the new game mode
The new mode made me have so much fun. Pushing a vehicle in a linear path is getting old and the multiple flank points kept fights interesting.

>>536455182
I like the mad dash to other points. Feels like an okay mix up to point defense. I just wish I had the time to actually admire maps

>>536447892
I love this new system more. Daily and Weekly checklist shit is aids and makes the game feel like a job.

>only weakness is her clunky dash
my girl is powerful!

pratice does nothing, taking breaks does nothing, watching pro players does nothing. nothing i do does anything. I just practice and lose and then hurt myself i just never get better at this game or anything else i practice i just lose and hit myself

>johnny is meta
>thing is a very good tank
>sue is one of the best healers
>reed is pure garbage
Its not fair, Mister Fantastic bros

>>536456567
Very powerful

Is it theoretically possible to make solo Scarlet Witch work in Celestial?
I was thinking of just M1'ing and stunning the tanks until there's an opportunity to confirm a kill, either with the M2 or M1

no one i report ever gets anything done to them i guess its ok for everyone to insult me in chat i guess i deserve it

>>536458014
Made for getting pumped full of dark children by dark men

>>536457147
>sue is one of the best healers
She's in the same tier as dagger, settle down

>>536458087
its possible to do every character
you just have to be semi reliable

ultimately the problem you'll face is not hardcarrying people who fucking blow so you'll eat shit more often.

>>536458401
But Dagger is meta

>>536438997
dickcheese is good though

>>536458614
Favourite Venom run?

>Solo queue weekend hell
>Blade and Magik OTP's
>They never swap
>WORSE, I'm being put into Duos/stacks which I fucking hate

I'm so fucking fed up with Blade players. He is such a pain in the ass to play with because he takes up so much resources. He takes forever to kill anything. And people refuse to fucking swap. EVER. So I'm stuck doing double the work. At least Ultron can kill shit. And even though I hate Magik on my team, If my team is good, A good Magik is fucking great and she kills shit. Blade is fucking worthless and that's painful to say.

Matchmaking is so fucking bad in this game. I just had players throw my games multiple times and there's nothing I can fucking do about it. Fuck it, I'll start throwing if Blade is on my team. Maybe I'll change my name to "PickBladeIIThrow"

>>536458395
She can pump me all day

>>536440526
meh. there are better options
>>536453597
no lies detected

i wish i knew what it was like to see yourself improve over the course of time.

>>536446347
Trvke…
>>536446827
>Hulk is the most honest Vanguard. Hell he might even be the most honest character in the game
How so?

>>536444856
it’s called being asian buddy

>>536446347
>blizzard were unironically right, you cant trust players to do the right fucking thing and play the game like normal individuals. Gamers are so retardedly low IQ that its entirely necessary to police matches and crackdown on INTING faggots.

Man, after my games tonight you're so fucking right.
Gamers are just the dumbest niggers alive.

>>536443676
I do this.
>>536446040
>oh please bust my crust fat kike
Kek.

>>536457147
>sue is one of the best healers
anon she's like he last resort for immortality ults