Thread 536321193

Who's Kris? edition

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gay sex

Another day another doomin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3n-4KK3BMs

hero is such a cutie...

Things could have gone so much worse for Kris. Toby is pulling his emotional gut punches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6e6F_z17sI

l

>>536321474
Cool sword.

I LOVE TV!!

rapeson rapes hitler and fucking stabs niggers in the eye and rapes their eyeholes and eats their eyelashes he skins their calves and shoves a dildo into the exposed meat and throws them in a barrel of acid.

Post songs that fit deltarune's themes and/or characters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0UOKd1dd0

I hate Toby Fox and all his little characters that make me feel warm and sentimental. it pisses me off. they aren’t even real why even feel anything about them. fuck my whole existence

This thread is HUMAN territory
NO MOSTERS ALLOWED unless there nice :)

>>536321474
hmmmmmm....

You guys ever start to get tired but then suddenly it randomly disappears and you're wide awake for some reason and don't want to go to sleep?
That's me right now.

>>536322037
In their world, we're the ones who aren't real.

>>536321978
Jockington

https://youtu.be/-uv-FhIOPvE?si=hX0ggymfAlgFbvZ6

>>536322249
the voices in my head ALWAYS make this shit happen

>>536322249
all the time. what if it ends, yeah?

>>536322249
ADHD sucks.

>>536322396
I C BOOBA

>>536322249
I don't start to get tired, I am the living incarnate of fatigue itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQKuXhpC7g

>>536322458
It's interesting how those blocky trees have appeared in every single chapter

Noelle loves baby monkey torture

>>536322396
People still draw her with black legs even though it was confirmed that those were her pants?

Temmieturd needs to go to jail immediately, getting flushed is disrespectful to the shit in the sewers.

>incredible strength, speed, and durability
>can shapeshift at will, becoming some sort of deer skeleton thing, a marble, or a bird, and changing its head in all sorts of ways
>can fly
>uses a UFO-esque tractor beam to try to abduct toriel
>when injured, its body just turns staticky like a tv set
Forget "who is the Knight": WHAT is the Knight? How is this thing so powerful? Does it have any of these abilities in the Light World? If this is just the Dark World form of an ordinary lightner, why is it so different from any other Dark World form we've seen?

>>536322874
I'll just go ahead and ask
Where
When
and finally
Why is the knight?
But never how is the knight, I don't care about its feelings.

>>536322690
its interesting that nigggers still fucking exist and we should execute most black people cus theyre niggers and most are sub 80 iq out of their own choice to be fucking stupid

>>536322874
color out of space, audiovisual projection transmitted through AIRWAVES, sourced from the black glass of the meteorite (fallen star)

>>536322396
tasque uddies

>>536323021
very rude
what have they ever done to you :(

>>536322874
An Anon posted a theory last thread that it may be Rudy's soul running solo and being encased by darkworld bullshit. I could see it.

>>536322507
I actually think it might be because as my adhd meds wear off, I weirdly become more awake since my mind starts to go all over the place. Or it's just the small comedown from them wearing off.
>>536322874
Autonomous kill drone

>>536323375
That's part of the problem. I don't know why I should care about what it's doing all I know it is has done it.

https://litter.catbox.moe/4216m7.jpg
https://twitter.com/asd1565326/status/1959124910049305015
I don't want to test the patience of the meidos so I litterboxed it

>>536322770
>it was confirmed
it was?

Tenna theory: the knight didn’t kill him his arms just did that

>>536323643
How do you say "hey bro nice cock" in ancient egyptian?

>>536323649
Tasque appears in a dress giving a concert in chapter 3 or 4

and guess what color her legs were?

>>536323793
Bird, man sitting, pharaoh, eye of Horus, pyramid, two guys talking, Anubis, and crocodile

I tried to get the picture of jockington doing the friendship windmill.
the post wasn't just removed, but absolutely nuked that not even the archive shows it.

a little harsh if you ask me.

>>536323625
ok that's fair
I think I get attached to characters with cool designs a bit to easily

>>536323932
I got you kraut my favorite brown german

>>536323643
HOCHI MAMA AWWOOOOOOGGGAAAAA SCREAMING AT FUCKING MIDNIGHT BUT FOR A GOOD REASON I AM SALIVATING TYSM FOR SHARING ANON

I will deport the next poster that has a spanish image or reply.

>>536324064
Que?

>>536324064
donde esta mis pantalones

>>536323996
hell yeah
what a gem you are.

>>536324103
>>536324127
You fuckers think I'm joking? My dad is I.C.E

>>536323976
I have some thicc knight ass saved but I'm waiting to find out if it's a dude's butt and not the reanimated dust of dess or something terrible.

fuck the nigger jannies im posting boobies

>>536324064
y la de saltar un puente te la sabes

>>536324213
Oh yeah? My dad works for Xbox and you’ll never play reach multiplayer again, kid

>>536324064
I'm drinking tequila and listening to Don Omar, whatchu gonna do about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUL_s5K-kO8

>>536323474
>You see, the Knight has a preset swoon limit.
>Knowing this, I sent wave after wave of my revived party members at them until they reached their limit and shut down.
>Kris! Show them the medal that I won.

>>536323643
Holy SEXO

“Why did thread discussion die so fast” I wonder.

>>536324213
More like your dad is ICE-E ha gotem

>>536324225
you save well-shaped women?
you're breaking your fag-streak.

>>536324424
No wonder we need to recruit so many darkner friends.
They were always going to be cannon fodder, it's canon.

>>536323795
It's a nano-film casing, obviously.

>>536324531
>the krautsie gets upset at the idea of saving women
yup, this post of his is also going into my gay kraut folder.

>>536324664
I think he’s in support of saving hotties to a folder

>>536324531
The rubber/latex look is kinda hot and that's not even my fetish. Also it could just be Rudy faking being sick as a cover story for gallivanting around dark worlds we don't know for sure how gay or straight any Knight art is yet but I'll roll dice on a butt that round.

>>536324783
My mindset is, don't care who the Knight is, game is game and it's getting cracked.

>>536325016
For the love of the game, I respect it.

truest love of them all

>>536325130
Why did papyrus say this?

>>536324783
i think its only hot in theory, because i wouldn't force anyone to wear that shit because the first minute you wear it, it turns into a fucking bathtub.

>>536325130
>Sans to Toriel

>>536325248
He's no longer allowed in the diner after it, that's all anyone knows.

>>536325284
I think I just like the aesthetics of it being shiny and reflective. Really draws attention to the shape itself but yeah the material, touch, sound, none of that does it for me.

Oiled up has basically the same effect but also you can wear nothing at all.

zuzzie

I know it's 2am here but I'm gonna fire up my grill and cook some chicken drumsticks I bought.

>>536325918
Hope you don't live somewhere in the wilderness, gonna attract a wild animal.

>>536325918
Sans when toriel gets hungry after sex. Kris’ room fills up with smoke from his open window and he needs to be rushed to the ER in the morning

>>536325475
This fucking flashbanged my brain when I read “nothing at all”

>>536325918
Soon you will be smoking entire briskets at 4am and realize you have lost control of your life anon.
Get help before your darkness spirals into depths you can't climb out of.

>>536325947
>Tricky Tony moments before "accidentally" making a rose sprite "without understanding".

>>536323021
Asking how the Knight is vital for pacifying it

>>536325947
his face when he references homestuck in a flagship nintendo game

>>536326101
That was the intent. What merely looks like a unique human being making real 4chan posts is actually just a loose collection of simpsons quotes, philosophy, and youtube music links.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHr-C-qIfRU

>>536326101
>”it feels like I’m wearing…nothin at all!”

>>536325947
me too little buddy

>>536325475
for me its just the skintightness.
those suits leave little to the imagination but yet are a barrier.
a barrier like cute panties would be, like a well-fitting dress and so on.

i think i said it several times over, sometimes the wrapping of a gift is more important than the gift itself, better yet if you see your name on the tag.

the reason i don't like that shit is the same reason i don't like the idea of anal or blowjobs.
to explain that: a literal nursey rhyme from my early childhood
>Was du nicht willst was man dir tu, das füg' auch keinem and'ren zu.
in spiritus: don't do upon others, what you don't want to be done to.

i love my boy ralsei

>Kris steps inside, eyes landing on the guitar and the code within it. The numbers carved within emit a soft, pale glow.
>SOUL:This is the key… you can stop it.
>A terrifying voice comes from his phone as if could sense what hebwas doing
>Knight:Why bind yourself, Kris? Let it tear free. Choose yourself.
>Kris’s hand moves not to his chest—but instead, he gently lifts the guitar and makes the numbers known. His breath is steady.
>Kris:We face this together.
>He presses his hand over his SOUL, not to wrest control, but to share it—to let the Player hear the code as clearly as he does. The pale glow flares with meaning, illuminating both of them.
>Kris:When the time comes, we’ll open it.

See? It wasn't so difficult, was it?

>>536326881
Imagine a world without barriers.
But yeah no I get what you're saying and also agree, I'm just into anal and blowjobs (mutually, and respectfully)

>Chapter 2 fan content gets 250k-2mil views on average
>Chapter 3-4 content gets 10k-250k views
>Few videos with 1.2mil-2mil vs chapter 2's 2mil-3.5mil popular videos

I think we're actually cooked.

>>536327112
It's so over, other than the hard known fact that Toby has enough millions of dollars to do whatever he wants for as long as he wants and the number of views that fan art gets has no impact whatsoever on my enjoyment of the game.

>>536327112
>content that’s been out for less than three months has less fan content than content that’s been out for over four years
better put a bullet in my head at this rate, jesus fuck

jingle bells
jingle balls
jingle all the way

>>536327512
Doomer Dess had a harder life than Doomersei will ever have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLncAW5zK9s

>>536327503
I TOLD YOU BEFORE, IT'S STILL AUGUST.

>>536327662
BUT BUT I AM SO EXCITED FOR KRISMAS

This is clearly the best time of day.

>>536327905
all hours of the day is best hours, as long as you dont notice the bad hours.

>>536327098
barriers make it all the more fun.
they make up the mystery, magic and mystique when the big reveal comes.
all my likes specifically lock me out of gay.

>>536327112
they have more views because they are four years old.

>>536328041
idk dude. A couple hours ago was pretty fucking bad.

>>536328428
Literally who is this and stop posting it because nobody cares, don't answer the question.

>>536328512
>don't answer the question
then why are you asking?

>>536328473
you might even say that those hours were pretty fucking baaaaa

>>536327354
i love fanart of vessel adoring kris because:
1) it's literally me
2) having been kris' soul for so long, it just makes sense for the vessel to yearn for that closeness again

>>536328428
Oh hay it's Red.

>>536328569
At least we are together again. You guys are the reason I still post here.

>>536328885
more like pink

>>536328925
I only post here for myself.
The good company is a bonus.

Do you guys have love in your hearts? I find it hard to get much out of UT/DR without it.

>>536329180
>Why do I hear boss music being played on a spanish guitar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlSLCnbXMIE

was trying to take a short nap in my bed, but i couldn't stop thinking and daydreaming about a theoretical scenario of me being in prison and kissing all the hunky inmates. i think i might be turning gay.

>>536329484
I love coming home from my job bartending and making food like Ramb to play minigames about cooking food and not getting burned like picrel
>>536329487

>>536330090
>i think i might be turning gay.
Don't be silly. Now drink your water!

>>536330652
*sip* thank you
now your turn
drink this choccy milk

Who has a higher mastering of reality?

>>536330090
>might
anon, stop speaking theoretical.
unless your dream had dimensions of a nightmare you are gay.

i am getting married
i will be a husband
i will have a husband

Can you blame us?

>>536330789
Black Sabbath. RIP Ozzie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fqGIpkp2NU

>>536330718
Thanks! Bottoms up!
*drinks it all*

Why is Kris the only human
Where are the other humans

>>536330791
it was a very cute daydream, i was turning the rough prison into a place of kisses and love. i swear i am not gay.

>>536330951
that'll be 20 dollars

>>536330998
In the bunker.

>early hours: goatfag hours
>late hours: tennaggers
>24/7 gay saturation
cursed timeline, we need ch5 for blessed ralsus and cursed kriselle-kino.

>>536331045
>kisses you 20 times

>>536331078
okay, just this once i will post a ralsus image

>>536331137
mwah! <3

>>536331045
i just imagine bubba coming at you with
>kiss me on my hot mouth, i'm feelin' romantical~
and then he builds a bus with you or something.

>>536331078
3+4 gave us a massive amount of Krusie and Kriselle. The fact is simply that a ton of people who continue using /utg/ after the hype dies down are really gay for whatever reason.

>>536331078
If it makes you feel better I'm tired and going to bed.
If it makes you feel worse, just know that I'll be back before you get tired and go to bed.

>>536331202
<3
Gotta go eat something now.

im back guys i fingered my ass for almost 30 minutes and I feel a lot better.

>>536331390
enjoy your meal fren :)

Krisember sounds pure (somehow. if anyone could pull it off it's Toby)
Kress sounds like you're not just strongly aware of how wrong it is, but you take specific perverse pleasure from that fact.

>>536331402
I wish I could do that. Unfortunately god cursed me with omega hemorrhoids.

>>536331482
There are two types of Kris x dess fans:
>kris self insert
>dess self insert
Both are mentally ill, one moreso

Why does nobody talk about heartache? Heavily underrated track

>>536331260
i want to remind people:
susie repeatedly SWORE she would take ralsei to the festival (but knows she can't)
but now that she knows how to make dark worlds, she will probably try to make one of her own and she will want to bring the festival to him.

she wants him to feel real and maybe even loved.
ralsei is a metaphorical giving tree, he screams love down the empty hall and is perfectly happy that no love came walking his way, naught an echo of his own voice speaking of love.

but now that someone gave him that, it woke feelings in him.
selfish feelings of love.
that is complicated for several reasons.
but the most pressing one is that the world is going under and he has to deny himself the love so that saying goodbye won't hurt as much.

ralsei wants them to hug the real friends they have tighly when the end comes because he can't be with them when the light world collapses in on itself.

ch5 will split up the crew again so that susie and ralsei can have their heart to heart while you will have to tend to your doerot (thanks to carol telling you to be with her during the festival)

>>536331775
ASGORE mogs it.

>>536331775
Doesn't share much leitmotif with other songs in Undertale, has been said by Toby to have been a track he made much earlier that he repurposed for the fight, in general it just doesn't seem to hit as hard for a lot of fans as other songs in the game. Not that it isn't good, but the rest of Undertale is just that great.
Quite a testament to the game that its first section is so iconic yet is somehow also immediately eclipsed and mogged by its second.

Do you guys think we'll actually find her?

>>536331775
It's rated correctly as the least hype boss music in the game.
Ghost Fight goes way harder, and the themes only get better as the game goes on.

>>536331290
no, you are not the problem, you are just part of it.

>>536331953
It would be really funny if we didn’t

>>536331610
rub some aloe gel in your anus it helps im not even kidding.

>>536331953
I think we'll find her remains

>>536331953
We WILL.

>>536331775
I agree, very underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH-sKDfv2W0

https://youtu.be/K0DDY299Ly4?si=swiHqWjr9xbrMxmg

Toby could never make such musical masterpieces

>>536325284
I remember seeing this video of an Asuka cosplayer taking off her latex bodysuit, and probably a fucking gallon of sweat was built up inside that thing. It made me sick to my stomach.

post some Asgore Du Bois art

Cause I'm a Starwalker yes I am

>>536332452
>*You say you aren't a person, I'll treat you like you aren't a person.

HOLY SHIT GUYS CHAPTER 5 JUST GOT LEAKED EARLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>536332276
i don't know what an asuka is, but yeah.
latex does not just not breathe, it is specifically worn because it doesn't breathe.
it's worse than a neoprene suit which is just tight enough to let in some water which then insulates you against the cold ocean. but latex or rubber is completely airtight and your skin will immediately sweat from the direct contact and your skin will either become irritated or you will swim in it, which can cause your skin to dissolve, blisters to form and other fun stuff.

like i said: hot only in theory.

>>536332571
He's walkin' on heaven's floor

which character has the most cursed front view?

>>536332709
Women are fucking gross, goat boys (physically incapable of sweating) are superior.

>>536332709
that thing needs a lukewarm bottle of water and a coldpack wrapped in some cloth asap.

>>536332775
should've fact checked that. Goats sweat less, but they tend to smell horrid, so it compensates.

>>536332632
Holy shit that’s the full fucking chapter, 7 hours too? Tony worked overtime

>>536332775
Ever been to a petting zoo? Goats smell like pure unfettered ass

>>536331953
She will be the Flowey of the game. You can't save her.

>>536332709
This made my stomach fucking churn

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT TOBY SKETCHED THIS DESS CONCEPT ART THIS WOULD INSTANTLY MAKE THE GAME M RATED!

>>536333293
WHERES YOUR MOTIVATION

>>536332709
Like wearing a trash bag to intentionally shed water weight. Still rancid

bros having bro time

noelle holiday would be the type to unironically type emoticons

>>536333413
I thought they were getting high and jerking off together for half a second from that thumbnail

>>536321193 (OP)
I love seeing Who's Lila crossover art because it seems like a really niche game in terms of player count as far as i know, but it such a goddamn unique game.
I don't even like every aspect of it, like the ARG and desktop widget stuff. But the core mechanic of controlling your facial expression to access different routes is so fucking amazing.
If this thread is up tomorrow still I'll post the Better Call Saul edit i saved on my computer.

>>536333478
I also thought they were smoking weed.

>>536333468
>Kris texts her something weird
>Noelle just replying :c face

>>536326434
good post

>>536333478
>Getting high as balls, getting munchies, jorkin it at the diner together
Sounds like a goot time

ive only gotten high a few times in my life and while it can feel nice in low doses I will never understand why anyone would want to get high off a high dose of weed. I just cant believe any trip would be worth losing total control over yourself and the dissociation you feel.

>>536332091
I love mad dummy

>>536321193 (OP)
I like how "Where the fuck are we" has mutated into "Say the line" ever since chapter 3+4 dropped. Its a new spin on and old classic.

Spamton would do this

>>536334492
Don't hate the player, hate the game

>>536334248
>losing total control over yourself and the dissociation you feel
If you lose control on weed you're a certified lightweight. Edibles might be the one real exception, mostly because of the delayed effect and how long it can take to get through your system and once you're too high waiting it out can take half a day in that specific scenario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMuAz9K9Kqg

>>536334492
holy fuck is that krautsie

Remember that "Chara" ending of genocide directly called out players that committed atrocities in the name of 100%ing a game.
>I don't care
>it's just a game
>I am doing snowgrave, anyway
Authors whose work is not interpreted in the way that they intended, may be filled with spite, and start producing more work filled with it. Just ask Frank Herbert.

We had Toby actively include "Mike theorists". He isn't a stranger to spite. How spiteful do you think he feels about the lobotomites that started treating "Chara" as their own character? Just how mild will he make Undertale Genocide run look, in comparison to Deltarune Snowgrave?

>>536334579
ive only gotten high off of edibles and I found out I don't have a good tolerance for them. I literally lost control over my body and I hated it.

>>536334673
Why do people complain so much the characters in universe call you out for doing genocide, of course they fucking would it makes perfect sense with the metaness of the game. I swear to any God that exists people who whine about that are just as bad as reddit atheists in terms of never shutting the fuck up and brining it up all the time.

>>536334681
Smoking it lasts like half an hour to an hour and isn't nearly as intense, but you gotta cough up a lung instead and it smells. Edibles are just hard to dial in while making or consuming them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdn2lejMRC0

>>536334673
>We had Toby actively include "Mike theorists"
He included a whole dedicated section to mike filled with long gameplay and decent amounts of content. if anything, toby likes the schizo theorists. If he didnt then the section would be way shorter and meaner.

>>536334673
I did genocide first then never touched the game again
Toby can suck my dick

>>536334778
>characters in universe call you out for doing genocide
You underestimate an author's willingness to talk to (you) directly, using their characters as mouthpieces.

>>536334673
>Toby added all this cool stuff to ATTACK ME

>>536334907
its literally characters in fucking universe I guarantee toby doesnt care if people do genocide otherwise he wouldnt let you do it or he would actively punish the player more, if you werent being called out by them it would be bad writing.

>>536334843
Spite is spite. "Mike" just wasn't all that bad, as the fans simply latched onto a tweaker's schizo rambling about Gaster. Or whoever was the "man on the phone" and the garbage noise.

>>536334673
I object to this philosophy entirely, I am not beholden to morality in dealing with fictional scenarios. Toby even defeats his own ideals by making the """bad""" route in both of his games more interesting narratively. He literally made a tutorial on how to do Snowgrave in chapter 3 in case you missed it, he either doesn't actually hold these ideologies his work espouses or he's a hypocrite.

>>536335016
>he would actively punish the player more
That's my suspicion what Snowgrave will be.

What was the genocide run? A collection of fights, elimination of puzzles, and a series of characters that begging you to stop, Sans even calls out to (you) to throw the fight, like you did with Asriel. It was simple butchery. It didn't really ruin you emotionally, did it.

>>536335062
Spite doesn't add fuel to the fire

i am, i will, and i will forever be above the consequences. Fuck toby

>>536335259
It's no different than turning the pages of a book that does terrible things to the characters within.

However, if you enjoy such things even fictionally the author can and should ask the reader why they are enjoying themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSJBdGb_LM

>>536332709
Yep, that's the one.

>>536334673
>"Mike theorists". He isn't a stranger to spite.
I don't think that was spite. I viewed it as a funny wink and nod to the audience for all the mike theorizing.

One guy I knew got genuinely mad over the monster candy bit in Undertale because he thought it was Toby trying to moralize him

>>536335468
this

>>536335527
How often does your friend steal in order to feel called out like that?

Papyrus is objectively the knight and it WILL be manifested

Why does no one talk about that time they turned Togore into a clover? That was really fucked up.

>>536335645
Nice, Togore is a 4leaf clover. He must be quite the lucky fellow. That or he just browses 4chan too much.

>>536335527
The games are pretty moralfaggy in general

>>536334673
I do the atrocities ingame because i want to cause them as much pain as possible, and once i finish the game, i will forever consider it canon on my mind

>>536335259
>>536335409
Here's the problem - Video games are a level above passive media. Movies do not stop and ask you to summarize the plot, music doesn't quiz you on the metaphors, and books do not slam shut until you've explained that you understand the themes.

Video games do. It's an entirely new experience, isn't it? Being questioned WHY you're "just playing a video game"?
>...no, part of you is just... enjoying this, isn't it?
ERAM's dialogue is directed at (you), btw. That's Toby taunting (you).

Hotline Miami questioned if you were violent. Spec Ops: The Line accused you of being a loser. How far do you think Toby will go?

>>536335409
To make something enjoyable you have to actually enjoy it yourself, like that old Norm quote
>https://litter.catbox.moe/hkt6nrwntxyhabmc.mp4
An author can smugly chortle as they a reader why they're enjoying what they're reading all they want, but they're the ones who make it enjoyable in the first place and thus must have been able to find joy in it themselves.

>>536335527
>steal something in Fallout: New Vegas
>Morality doesn't just exist, Karma is real and tracked
>that drug addicted murderous fiend you just stole from needed that ammunition to use on local dirt farmers, you monster
>at least killing them grants way more good karma than stealing will ever net you bad karma

>>536334673
Chara made me scalp my son and salt his raw skull all while he's still alive, and I'm tired of Tricky Tones pretending that she didn't.

>>536334673
He went and said "they've all got a bit of truth to them" simply by adding FRIEND, the hyper-realistic microphone, and the cowboy puppet show

>>536335409
>if you enjoy such things even fictionally the author can and should ask the reader why they are enjoying themselves.
Why would anybody write such things then act surprised when people engage with said things? This sort of moralfagging falls as flat as spec ops's moralfagging, like nigga its a fucking game, nobody real is harmed from this shit

I feel absolutely no guilt for doing the genocide route. No amount of moral faggotry can make me feel bad

goddamn CHARACTER keeps making me do things!

>>536335907
Don't forget the Karma game you had to play in fallout 3 in order to recruit neutral followers, evil or good. I always gunned it to Sergeant RL-3 so I could recruit him before my Karma went too far in either direction.

>>536335970
>>536336048
No, Chara is (you). (You) did those things. Pay attention, low iq monkey.

>>536336012
> cowboy puppet show
woody theory is real. trust the plan (ch5)

Wait, I thought Chara was just a figure of my imagination. They were real the whole time?

>>536336089
Followers in 3 just got in the way mostly.
I ran around with dogmeat because he is a good boy sometimes but even that benefit was questionable at best.

>>536336154
How is it that Woody theory is the one that managed to survive the new chapter's release? Of all the theories to survive how did that one make it?

>>536336047
Would slaughtering the entire Hometown do it?

>>536336238
no

I consider the genocide of the monsters a pretty fair thing to do all things considered when in the universe they exist alongside humans inevitably one or more of them will decide to accure human souls and become gods causing potentially massive amounts of casualities even if they dont succeed. To deny this as the inevitable future if they live is to deny the idea they are capable of malice, which is an equally if not more absurd claim. As a human, it is only natural I should want my species to have a secured future

>>536336129
that wasn't me though. it was the voice in my head driven by the transmission of photons from a computer screen that made me do it. I'm completely innocent

>>536336285
Bet?

>>536335907
New Vegas' systems leave a lot to be desired. There's this mod for F:NV that changes the game into a different game basically, and it replaces karma with sanity. That was so much cooler and works way better, they should have done that

>>536336238
I could Dr. Strangelove a Hometown and feel nothing anon, Gen 1 Pokemon towns feel more real.

>>536336351
I bet my spud noelle collection

>>536336295
Muffet, undyne and mettaton are prime examples of the fact that monsters are perfectly capable of having malice

>>536335645
>>536335691
Greetings. It is me, Clovey. Clovey the Clover.

>>536336229
Because it's half-truths
The cowboy isn't what's important, it's the puppet

>>536336229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0PgRC2BF6c&ab_channel=Varky
because friend inside me

>>536336129
>(You) did those things
Which is actually nothing, because it's fiction and not real. When a little text box popped up on screen as I was playing Interactive Buddy to call me a sick fuck for punching the little grey ball man I stood up and applauded the game's brilliance

>>536336212
Oh for sure, doing it alone makes you an objectively better player since your companions aren't alerting enemies, rushing ahead or doing all kinds of stupid shit. But I am a sucker for robot companions, that is why ED-E was my goat in fallout new vegas. Give me a robot companion and I will almost certainly grab them. Didn't do that in fallout 4 though, Codsworth didn't really grab me and neither did Curie. I don't know why, that is out of character for me. Especially since the second the Automatron DLC came out I made my own robot companion and never dismissed that one ever. It was a Robo-brain that I named "Shodan"

>>536336381
>Dr. Strangelove a Hometown
Nah, nah, nah. That's impersonal. And quick. What about Toby dragging out? He's just armed with a pencil, remember? Or will Chapter 5 involve him giving up the knife?

>>536336295
True, statistically the probably that not one monster wouldnt acquire souls to become a god is near zero.

>>536336667
*True, statistically the probability that not one monster would acquire souls to become a god is near zero. Therefore desperate measures are required

>>536336667
All it takes is a little car "accident" and suddenly theres a god killing everybody down the streets

>>536336497
Rex with the fiend dog brain for the speed boost was hilarious and overpowered against anything that wasn't actually dangerous especially combined with any other companions. The dog would be biting a bandit's ass to death before boone could instantly turn around and get the headshot off.

>>536336768
The monster doctor working in the hospital "accidentally" mixed up the patients medications, and the same day a god with 14 souls rose and destroyed a small nation before the sunset

>>536336381
hometown is the definition of kino how could you not love it?

>>536336768
A little car "accident", a monster working in the hospital, a monster having human relatives or neighbors that are near death door (elderly), and many other possibilities. Monsters are too dangerous to be left free. Humans were justified pushing them underground

>>536336780
Performance enhancing drugs truly work wonders. I was always a Yes-Man kinda man, kinda hard turning down literally ruling New Vegas with a robot army at your command. Which faction did you side with in the end?

>>536336212
One of the very few followers i decided to use was the slave girl from the slavers' guild place because 1. She reminded me of deltarune noelle from the weird route in a few ways, 2. My first (and therefore canonical) playthrough was an evil playthrough so ofc i wanted to financially help the slavers' guild place

let's say i was making an au where kris had to become an item when defeated, like the dealmaker
which item should it be? currently going with their headband

i just got osme groceries, what horrors beyond my comprehension did i miss?

>>536337248
cockring

>>536337032
House always wins. I don't care to run Vegas and having an AI bot would ruin it the same way an AI bot isn't the best choice to protect Primm even if Primm Slim is a legend around those parts. NCR/Legion are two sides of the same failed attempt at civilization that not only got nukes dropped historically but is going to actively cause Ulysses to nuke them again just because they deserve it.

House running Vegas means I can solve as many problems as I want and then retire to a comfortable life of unlimited booze, hookers, and blackjack while probably continuing to solve problems and make money with Big Mountain tech. We could go to the moon together, even as a pipe dream that's a better deal for the Courier personally than anything else offered.

>>536337248
Busted dog cage

>>536337541
i kinda like it, the cage being broken representing the soul no longer controlling them
but how do you wear a cage? don't say around your cock

>>536337006
Seriously, those shitlings have a lot of ways to murder you, it could be a ghost possessing a rock who decided it would be funny if it moved onto the middle of the road and caused a traffic accident, or it could be a froggit deciding to shove a bunch of flies into your car and suddenly the brakes stopped working "for no reason", the possibilities are endless, not to mention that any bitchy spider monsters like muffet would go on a human-hunting rampage because of "muh spiders", so now you're paranoid because you cant trust any spiders or flies or even butterflies since you could easily get murdered if you clean your house up due to the godly amount of spiderwebs on your room or if you accidentally step on a spider and you have no way to prove it because this wasnt a problem when potentially dangerous monsters werent a common thing on the surface

>>536322874
Ghost ( or other lightners soul) in robot body

>>536336464
uh, hello. so what is the rule of underground?

>>536337702
Like chainmail armor maybe?

>>536337702
Helmet

>>536337702
Reassemble it into a shield

>>536337779
Togore would have a detailed book of underground rules that's like Ralsei's manual.
The battle would be comically interrupted to have a lengthy dialogue about the contents.

>>536336464
Brainrottale yellow, Flower and clovey!

>>536337006
Why would a monster have human relatives

>>536337727
>the monsters have weaponized the environment and small micro animals.
>your own house isnt safe anymore because insects can find holes into it.
>ghost monsters can even go through your house walls and do some fucked up shit inside it. (possesing your electronics and shit)
>ghost monsters might even posses bigger things like cars (if this is possible then fuck)
>nowhere is safe, since ghost monsters, insects and etc can be everywhere, watching.
maybe monsters being free on the surface isnt a good thing

>>536337338
We're talking about morality and karma in videogames that let you make decisions that effect all who live in it.
You know, Fallout: New Vegas.

>>536338019
monster-human marriages.

>>536337486
House probably is the best outcome for Vegas as a whole. If the courier didn't have the player controlling them then out of all the endings Vegas and potentially humanity as a whole would be best served with Mr. House in charge. I do wonder how he would deal with the Ayy Lmao problem, can't really go to the moon and explore space if the aliens are there to fuck with you.
Still, I will always side with Yes Man. I just love that guy.

>>536338154
Sounds like being a NPC in Pokémon go me.

I tried playing new vegas but traveling in bethesda games is one of the most boring things in gaming. I hate spending 5-10 minutes traveling in a straight line with brown and grey dull terrain repeatedly. Its a shame cus I love how the characters are written.

what effect would the kris headband have for the wearer

>>536338250
I was a Yes Man believer because he just sounds so damn positive when talking to you but it took me a few different independent runs with various conditions met and factions helped or destroyed to realize that none of his endings are actually very good and at best you've cut people down to a level that his robot army could theoretically handle but it pretty much fucks freeside and outer vegas to matter what you do which I never liked.
The Kings are my homies.

>>536338415
Buffs monster companions or users, but not human ones
Heal monster player from your own health

>>536338415
uncontrollable urge to consume moss

>>536338250
the fuck this bitch doing here

>>536338362
I get what you mean, I kind of solved that problem by going in the general direction of the quest marker. But instantly veering off course the second I saw anything interesting. That way, I could keep things more interesting by taking a more winding path instead of trying to get from A to B in the shortest amount of time possible. This also helped keep any future travel shorter since that method often unlocked fast travel points.

>>536338154
This is the real trvth nvke of the undertale universe, humanity was actually 100% right and justified in doing what they did to the monsters, and were evidentally being too merciful for their own good by sealing them

>>536338362
These games are best played with a map you found online so you know where you want to go, i did this with fallout 3 after stumbling around for a hour or two of nothingness and it made the entire experience from there onwards way better and fun, especially if you find a lot of places and get to fast travel whenever it's convenient, you might want to do this while playing fallout if you arent autistic enough to travel in a straight line for hours

>>536338465
I was under the impression yes man ending was an anarchy ending, not a rule Vegas ending. At most you're 'ruling it' like Hancock from f4 who basically let good neighbour do whatever and only intervened when necessary.

>>536338465
Doesn't Mr. House always kill the kings in his ending? I think The Kings were at least still around and operating in the Yes Man ending.

>>536338651
>>536338668
>replying to temmieshit for any reason
I wouldn't, but you do you. He's just going to spam AI porn and off topic dragon ball shit all day.

>>536338664
Monsters are too dangerous to be left alive. Humanity shouldnt have restrained themselves. Its us or them. Total monster death. My species over the dusties

>>536338769
You are right that I was tempted not to respond based on the image provided. But it has been a while since I have been able to talk to others about Fallout so I let it slide.

>>536338651
I did tend to do that but honestly, the travel speed in bethesda games just needs to be faster and they need to use colors better. I dont mind walking in direction or a large open area for a long time if it looks pretty such as botw. Real life deserts like Arizona still look pretty, Bethesda just doesn't know how to use colors well.
>>536338668
even with the maps just getting to the locations in the first place to get a fast travel point is still very mundane and boring to me. I really do wish I could get into it but unless bethesda hires competent artists and learns what good art direction is itll always be a problem in all their games for me.

YOU GOT THE TOUCH

YOU GOT THE POWWWEEEEERRR

>>536338769
im honestly far less likely to spam if I have an actual conversation to have compared to the earlier gay tenna and spamton shit being spammed earlier.
>>536338959
holy fuck I love that song I need to rewatch that movie.

Is he the worst non-main character that could possibly open a dark world? Besides maybe the diaper guy.

https://youtu.be/SFg8K1pwIVA

>>536338679
This is correct, but it's vaguely open ended in that a "more assertive" Yes Man runs it "for you" and it still leaves The Courier with direct access to the Lucky 38 and the computer system Yes Man actually lives inside of, along with securitron control in general.
>>536338750
There's only one good House/King ending.
"During the Second Battle of Hoover Dam, some Kings took it upon themselves to launch several attacks on NCR citizens and soldiers around Freeside. Mr. House looked on these actions favorably, seeing them as proof of the Kings' loyalty to New Vegas, and decided to leave them alone."

>>536336497
Honestly be glad you didnt mess with curie, very early in her quest you're forced to help make her into a synth, pretty much making her a robot in name only. Even with a mod that lets you keep her robot her entire story is still supposed to be about becoming human, though at least you never have to downgrade from french robot voice to french human voice with it

Ralsei marries Kris
Their child is born
Child becomes lost in time and space due to an incident.
Child wakes up in the Dark Kingdom without subjects
Child grows up to be Ralsei
Ralsei marries Kris

im bored so im posting catti and I want to pet her like noelle did.

>>536339410
Fuck off and go to jail temmieturd!

>>536338280
The funny thing is, you're right but the pokemon universe had a solution that fixed all the problems without killing the non-humans
It was making non-human enslavement socially acceptable, encouraged, and centering all of culture around it. If the monsters were simply happy becoming the humans pets and weapons they'd get to live and not suffer underground. Dont need to worry about the vengeful gengars if you have one of your own under your complete command, right?

>>536339410
was it ever explained what she planned up on the tree?

>>536339454
>slavery was the only way monsters and humans could coexist
super grim

>>536339482
she planned to pounce on kris and make him pet her.

>>536339075
>Honestly be glad you didnt mess with curie, very early in her quest you're forced to help make her into a synth
Yeah, I never did that with her. It's like that one Institute companion, sure you are a "machine" technically but you are indistinguishable from a human. Honestly, I wasn't too satisfied with the quests in general for Fallout 4. Here is a prime example. I did the institute ending, I am now the director of the institute. Not once do I ever make any meaningful choices in regards to the direction of the institute. During the far harbor DLC, there is an escaped unique synth that will surely provide valuable insights if we capture it and figure out what makes this special one tick. As the direction I return to the institute to report my findings and guess what, they decide on their own that they must destroy it completely and utterly. I cannot affect this decision at all and it is so fucking stupid since this is a prime time research opportunity.
Fallout New Vegas will always infinitely have better quests. I still consider it the superior game to 4 and 3 to this day.

>>536339527
And even then, still debatably wouldnt work because the monsters have the same amount of sentience and individual will as humans so they could still, at any time, turn around and betray their human masters. Pokemon are biologically hardwired to become attached to their human trainers and serve under them naturally, you have to REALLY fuck up to get to turn on you, and they dont snowball in strength for each human killed, so this solution is actually feasible

>>536339732
so the only feasible option was genocide. :/

>>536339689
"Every day she loves me less, each day I love her more" more or less sums up my feeling about New Vegas.
It's a rough buggy game that only looks worse as time goes on but I just keep on coming back.

>>536339901
fat-ass bit-
>cameltoe
okay you have my attention.

>>536339732
>they dont snowball in strength for each human killed, so this solution is actually feasible
Cant they level up all the way to level 100? Theres also the stat modifying items iirc

God I gotta play New Vegas, as soon as I’m done with half life alyx and 2

>>536340118
yeah but that doesnt reach monster god levels.

>>536340176
Eh, being able to cause earthquakes or able to drown or burn people alive still makes them dangerous enough to be a threat

>>536339951
Sorry pal, but I checked the relevant folders and that is the only Catti image I have where she has a cameltoe. Instead, please enjoy this image that I found as I was looking.

>>536340153
When was the last time you ever heard someone talk about Half Life 2 here?
The Aliens are both the good guys, and the bad guys, and nobody ever figured out what the G-Man was up to.

>>536339878
the whole "Monsters can absorb human souls" thing is genuinely what kills the monsters in every scenario. Even if you went through the required centuries to rewire them to behave EXACTLY like Pokemon, even wild Pokemon attack human children on sight, meaning the soul snowball is still a problem. It's so ridicious its either toby's biggest blunder in all his writing, or he's been playing the longest con imaginable and this will somehow be a point in deltarune, though the latter is less believable to me
>>536340118
Every monster can become a god, meanwhile I cant count the amount of god pokemon on two hands and they'll forever be the only ones in the universe (until gamefreak makes more for marketting)
And even then, pokemon trainers level the playing field perfectly against the god mons, and can enslave them as well should it be needed

>>536340319
I CAN count them on two hands, I was merging can and count in my head for a second there

>>536340313
I honestly dont care for half life. it doesnt click with me and I wish it had more music.

>>536340313
I have a big list of games I wanna play and half life was the current one I’m on. Also alyx is great I nearly shit myself whenever I see a headcrab

>>536340153
>reach the gun runners
>tell everything you don't need to get an anti-materiel rifle as fast as possible
>blow fucking death claws apart with
>piss off everyone and kill everyone who stands up to you
>by now you have amassed enough level to do just about anything you need to win.

wether you like sissy mommy hypno boys wearing skirts (cesare legia)
or faggots in fabric armor and low cal pew pews talking about gayfaggot shit like democracy in a world that led the world to its ruin in the first place, you will be powerful enough by then.

maybe steal the chinese stealth suits form hoover dam.

I'm getting filtered by pre-patch Roaring Knight on my ver1.00a Switch run
I haven't been this pissed since pre-nerf Starscourge Radahn

>>536340319
Im going to sleep now but I will say youve pointed out a lot of interesting things. Will note this down for later contemplationj

is the knight really that fucking hard? I cant help but feel like people are overexaggerating it but who knows. Jevil was the hardest fight for me and it took a few tries but I beat him and i beat spamton neo first try.

>>536340436
Or he could just enter lonesome road early as possible at level 2 and walk out with riot gear, a nail gun, 10,000 caps, and a sleeping bag just by clearing out that first silo at low level (marked men kind of suck to fight and low level noob courier is gonna get absolutely shredded by all the deathclaws halfway through that DLC until later)

>>536340313
I played half life 2 first on the orange box, so I always saw the vortigaunts as being on our side. I wonder what the experience was like if you played half life first and then played half life 2 after it released.

>>536340463
>pre-nerf Starscourge Radahn
They actually nerfed him? Lmao that means I beat both pre-nerf, I'm a gamer god

>>536340570
For me Jevil was 1, sneo was 1, the knight was like 7, and gerson was two. What really fucked me was that I had no revivemints and had to almost no hit it to not lose instantly

>>536340153
If you haven't already add Deus Ex to your list.

>>536340570
based on the amount of 'i beat jevil first time but kngith fucked me' comments, i think it just depends on the person

>>536340619
I don't think anyone knew what the fuck was going on in the first game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THKung9WVKQ

>>536340674
what the fuck lol when I play chapters 3 and 4 I will absolutely be playing it on patch 1.0
>>536340708
I love deus ex but holy shit is the enemy balance awful, the snipers are absolute cancer.

>>536340650
>Made by random anon

Yeah they nerfed him into the ground, some made sense like his -near undodgeable cross slash, but I was fine beating him pre nerf

>>536340650
Yeah his hit hitboxes on release were bugged and he basically instagibbed you if you got hit by any one of his melee combos
Still not as bad as the glitched bleed dogs before Mogh though

>>536340674
Gerson was the hardest fight in the game for me. I beat knight, in half the time it took be to beat that fucking turtle.
>>536340773
>I will absolutely be playing it on patch 1.0
I don't think steam lets you play old versions. You can only play the most recent patch.

>>536340313
The aliens were never the good guys, through. Its just that they became a neutral species after they were enslaved by the evil aliens who also have humanity enslaved too, putting both vortigaunts and humans in the same boat, without the context of hl2's combine, exterminating the vortigaunts would be a mercy kill for them and salvation for countless other aliens because of how easily theyre strung along by any force that happens to be stronger than them into attacking other species, plus, the headcrabs are little shits who torture their victims while attacking other people/aliens and the ceiling aliens with the long tongues are a big safety hazard, so i'd say that half-life is more of a "non-humans are assholes with the capacity of exterminating over a bajillion unique species but its also kinda nuanced i guess" situation, which its at least better than undertale's monsters because monsters can just catch the souls of some dying children with cancer and become a world-ending threat like 7 souls asriel

how do i cope knowing i will never be the next toby fox and my game will never attract 1/1000th the enjoyment that undertale/deltarune have?

>>536340941
steam lets you play old versions, im pretty sure ive found that option before in settings somewhere but ive never actually used it.

>>536340313
the g-man is a or THE Shu'ulathoi.
most of xen are animalistic and they are nore malevolent than a tiger is for killing you. it simply wants to survive, it wants to eat, it feels threatened.
creatures like the vortigaunts are incredibly intelligent, because understanding a language that is not your own is hard enough, now imagine one from a place that is not even from earth, then you have to assume that vortigaunts don't even need to "speak" to communicate but use the vortessence.

they are far more intelligent and interesting.
>can generate harmful electric potentials out of literal nowhere that can gap incredible distances (1cm =1000V while immediate damages can occur at 0,5 A)

to calculate the power used one would need to calculate the travel distance of a bolt to its target in centimeters, multiply it by the factor of 10^3 and then multiply that value by AT LEAST 0,5 because at that amperage, the voltage is strong enough to cause arrhythmia INSTANTLY.

so a bolt from three meters away is (300*10^3)*0,5=150kW surging through you.

>>536341093
It's on a game by game basis as I understand it. It's in the Beta tab, for example. Here is a came where you can play on different versions of itself.

>>536341197
And here is Deltarune™, no other versions are available to be played.

>>536340950
Yeah, I don’t really think half life was trying to make you care about the aliens. Your choices are: creepy parasitic crabs, ceiling tongue Venus fly traps, whatever the fuck a bull squid was, the evil alien mastermind thing, the vortys, and the giant megahitler millitary occupying earth

>>536341059
Anon I feel the same in my inferior narcissistic way, but the answer is truly that making it big isnt the point. If you can express an artistic vision in some way, if you can convey something through art; you'll have "made it." Everything past that is just craft.
Hell Toby is well over a decade into making Deltarune, could you imagine working for ten years on fucking anything? I'd blow my fucking brains out I have no envy of Toby Fox (except his musical composition skills)

>>536341258
well guess im pirating it then cus im not ok with not being able to fight prenerf knight.

>>536341353
nta anon but THE ONLY REASON TOBY CAN FOLLOW HIS FUCKING PASSIONS IS BECAUSE UNDERTALE WAS SO SUCCESFUL. MEANWHILE IM STUCK WORKING IN MY SHITTY JOB NOT ABLE TO HAVE THE LOTS OF FREE TIME TO PURSUE MY FUCKING PASSIONS. TOBY COULD I CANT. ITS JUST NOT FAIR

>>536341419
Honestly I don't know why toby even nerfed the knight, the fight is meant to be "impossible". Making balance changes and nerfing it seems like it beats the narrative point.

>>536341419
Go to jail for piracy and creeping on real women temmieshit!

>>536341513
niggas gotta git gud

>>536341487
Have you considered getting a different job?

>>536341353
>could you imagine working for ten years on fucking anything?
I've spent 11 years on a Doom mod. Still going too.

>>536341560
IN THIS ECONOMY. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>536340398
Did you get to Jeff yet? Great section of the game

Once again, Kris wasn't there in my dream to be smooched and pampered by me. Why must I suffer like this...

>>536341059
anon, if you measure yourself up to the greatest of people, you will sooner or later just neckrope.

because you will never be THE BEST.
try making something and see where it gets maybe you don't need to be the best, but maybe you just need to be yourself.

if your work is authentic and well, people will want it.

>>536341093
you should be able to download it from steam depot, finding it is a bit scripty though

>>536341626
is that how you cope with being a brown nazi instead of being aryan?

>>536341732
trying not to laugh dot png

>>536340876
I hope we get “gastershin, goner saint” and he’s incredibly unfair

I haven't tried job searching for over a year and a half, has it really gotten that bad recently?

>>536341732
yeah maybe you deserve the rope if you can't handle your own insignificance.
go ahead, be sad.

>>536341846
its absolute shit and all the fucking jeets are making it worse, jesus christ I hate indians so god damn much.

>>536341513
>>536341419
Its not a nerf it was a hurtbox fix which was widely regarded as a nerf when it was really just bugged. Idk I summoned for Sister Freide and cheesed Fire Giant idfk about pre-nerf elitism. I'm just playing pre-patch cause I'm borrowing my friend's switch
>>536341487
Idk bro get a factory job or something that gives you more than 2 days off a week or something or just start doing your hobby at work lmao
>>536341564
Based aspie boomer <3

>>536341903
>Based aspie boomer <3
Man's gotta stay committed to his passions.

>>536341846
it's pretty fucking bad
i have an interview next week for being a retailpleb, hoping i get it, it's a shit job but beggars can't be choosers

>>536340463
i beat her in like 2 hours, are your items and armor good?

>>536341962
Jeez, I wish you luck man. Consider blue collar work, they pay decently and there must surely be a bunch of new jobs opening up with the return of manufacturing.

i have never had a job in the past and i will never have a job in the future because i don't need one.

>>536341903
Fire giant is a stupid fat fuck who deserves to be cheesed. I did him normally and regretted it

>>536341903
>Idk bro get a factory job or something that gives you more than 2 days off a week or something or just start doing your hobby at work lmao
my strangle hands are ready

good morning i love them

Is the roaring knight fight like sans/jevil's in terms of difficulty or harder? I haven't seen videos of it or tried to beat it myself yet.

>>536341962
Work security. I did that for almost two years and the amount of free time you have on your hands is crazy.

>>536342120
Id say about the same as sans, maybe slightly harder

>>536341895
your tech support is now your tech master.
we here at /utg/ love curry.
deep lore fact: frisk is covered in tumeric and curry.

>>536342120
idk because i fought sans when i was 8 years younger but i definitely spent less time on the knight than i did on sans or jevil

You can pick one group to eliminate from the Deltarune fan community
>Gooners
>Actual children
>Secondaries

>>536342120
The attacks are on par with Sans's hardest but the fight itself is way shorter so it's easier overall I think

>>536342230
Secondaries, every time. Anyone who has actually played the game is better than someone who hasn't.

>>536338959
saints row 4.

>>536342230
>>>536342230
Carol looking good in her younger years.

>>536342230
it's a catch-22, i would say secondaries and then you have goo-goo gagas in /utg/ discords again causing another wave of DESSappearances.
if i say actual children, the thread remains as shit as it is now.
if i say gooners, then we have nothing to span the time inbetween chapters.

>>536342047
You're one of the lucky ones, but only if you have people and stuff to do in your life.
I hang out with rich retired people at the golf course and they are incredibly lonely and bored people despite having what most regular people would consider near unlimited resources at their disposal.

I'm happy I'm not working in retail at least like the one anon is hopeful to be, if someone pisses me off they don't get food or drink and casually reminding people of that gets them polite real quick in a way you can't do when you're just some shelf stocker/cashier/lowly peon in general.

why does danbooru have way more results for tenna than spamton, this is fucked up
572 vs 454

>>536342418
TV heads have wider market appeal, this has been true for decades.

>>536342230
Children. I’ve seen good art from secondaries. Kids bog fandoms down with needless drama

how would you design a game where you can create your own bullet patterns and pit them against other players in pvp? how do you make the patterns not horseshit?

>>536342230
i hate kids

>>536342394
>I hang out with rich retired people at the golf course and they are incredibly lonely and bored people despite having what most regular people would consider near unlimited resources at their disposal.
an accurate description of me, minus the rich part. i do have alot of internet friends and i have my long distance boyfriend who i love very much. even though i am not wealthy i do believe that my infinite income has made me desentisized to the value of my money. like i do not respect my savings and am always prepared to give some to my friends or boyfriend if they would need some. not sure if that fully counts as a drawback though, maybe depends on who you ask.

>>536342850
>even though i am not wealthy
>my infinite income
Explain what you mean by this immediately.

>>536342230
Children. Let discourse die.

>>536342962
maybe i should have said
>zero effort but low amounts income
instead of infinite

>>536342047
You are living the dream, fren.

>>536342039
thanks anon. i'll think on that

>>536342143
sadly i am smal and weak so i don't think anyone would hire me as that, appreciate the idea though.

>>536342850
I think they are most jealous of my youth, so long as you don't waste your time how you treat the money isn't important.
There's at least one guy who worked his ass off and retired before he hit 40 and seems proud of that fact, but I can tell he's somewhat lost in his newfound freedom and available time and just spends it volunteering as a groundskeeper.

Imagine being done working just to go hop on a lawnmower to have some kind of value, purpose, and sense of belonging. I don't envy that. People get weird when they don't have to worry about survival directly.

>>536342880
I want to believe this isn’t ai

>>536337750
Well, I guess that explains why the Knight was willing to accept Undyne as a consolation prize.

>>536342640
>how do you make the patterns not horseshit?
I'm afraid that's not possible, whenever you allow for the player to be able to create something, there will always be the element of it just sucking completely.
What I'd suggest is giving certain patterns to the players depending on what character or build they have.
It's either full creative control or ensuring quality, you have to make some sacrifices.

>>536343160
>There is no version of Mettaton and Undyne where they don't hate each other

>>536343324
>the half undone pants
oof.

>>536342850
>desentisized to the value of my money
>always prepared to give some to my friends
This is basically me. I sort of became a guy that people close to me turn for help when they want to buy something important but expensive which works for me because I like seeing people get that one thing they need/want.

>>536343224
if players are forced to use pre-built patterns then this game has no point anymore
give me some kind of solution bros, you see my vision right

>>536343717
maybe make a bot that tries to path and avoid the attack, and stop the attack being added to your character if he can't

hey can my existential dread and overwhelming pressure to survive stop making me want to die so I can focus on writing again
I’m saving all this for when I get to the climax
stupid retard brain

>>536344292
Could always try pushing through it. That's what I've been doing. Though obviously you'll still need to have fun while doing it... That's the hard part.

>>536344292
tortured artists write the best stories because the most broken people, smile the brightest.

persevere.

>>536344115
also give the bot a larger hitbox than a human, so that people don't just make each attack insanely precise

A mysterious File Not Found error has rendered my Spamton NEO cat incapable of loading, even though the file is very clearly there.

life imitating art i guess

>>536344390
Reminder to water your lizards.

Me 24/7.

>>536321978
Spamtenna type shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrRVrimCvU

chat gpt 5 is telling me my pvp game idea and suggestion give the bot a bigger hitbox are good, do i go for it? what engine is easiest for a beginner to learn this kind of shit when it needs to work for multiplayer?

He's coming straight from (YOUR) house!
He's sucking (YOUR) dick!
>Coming!
And he's calling (YOU) GAY???

Fish I wish

Can you stop posting cute Catti images? I need less chubby girl positivity in here and more toxic thin girl fat shaming to fuel my self hatredymrpr

>>536345443
Okay, I'll post something saucy then

How is your weekend so far?

>>536345443
Are you eating or something why are you mumbling

>>536342230
Actual children. They have no place in this community, and are incredibly annoying.

>>536345597
Can't maintain my curves without some snacks
>>536345523

>>536345443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bbP4LV2mkQ

>>536345523
there's so much of her, too much fatti

dumbass spilt milk

>>536346013
do you think carol's in on it?
you know.
what we did back there?

>>536346191
seems like the type to have cameras everywhere

>>536345371
Game engines are in a weird place right now. All of them kinda suck for different reasons.
>Unreal: Designed for making Triple A high definition stuff, you will not be using all of its features, runs like shit
>Unity: Works, but they now legally own your soul or whatever
>Godot: "Open source" except that they'll cut you off from updates if you're a chud, next update will probably add a mandatory transgender flag to the upper left corner of every game, runs like shit, people will laugh at you
>Godot forks: run like shit, will inevitably become worse than Godot due to having less people working on them, society will designate your game as a chud game, people will laugh at you
>Gamemaker: woah i'm just like Tobert (if you want to do 3d in this you're screwed)
>Ren'Py: If you want to make anything other than a visual novel you're screwed
>Anything else: Not at all beginner friendly due to a lack of online resources
>Not using an engine/making your own: Obviously not beginner friendly either

>>536344339
well it’s already been about four hours
the writing itself is fun, it’s just everything else that’s been harder to ignore the sooner things could start that was the issue
but yeah I’m mostly over it
>>536344386
already back on it anon
you’re so right

>>536342230
Kill everyone under 25

would you want bullet game (tm) to start with easier attacks that get harder each turn, or should it be full blast from the start?

>>536346812
Shine on, Anon. I'll be sure to do the same.

>>536341487
A construction worker in his spare time made a better space game than Bethesda

>>536346932
what game was it?

>>536346503
i still wonder what the thank you scen is supposed to signify.
is she talking to you, someone else?
what caused the connection to sever?
>>536346691
that's the shit, fishfriend.

you know what i like.
>the tiny glimpse at the pubic bone
a man after my own heart.

>>536346805
so is godot the play if idgaf about the devs

>>536346805
>>536345371
there's battleshrimp. some anon autist made that. https://battleshrimp.com

>>536340950
IIRC the big baby was mind controlling the vortiguants

>>536347047
>IP grabbing link

>>536345582
my weekend is going good. can't complain.

>>536346970
Evochron Franchise

>>536347020
I'm not spoonfeeding you.

>>536346812
glad to hear that your suffering serves a perverse purpose. entertainment.
if things are as you say, suffering is your close bedfellow, you understand it and you understand what it does to you, how it warps perception, how it changes the very reality you are in.

and if it is so, you know more than most what dread and sadness does to one and if you can bring it to paper that is understandable to everyone, then you have created art.

mind you: everyone can express oneself but expression is not art, but to give people the sight, to express what you feel and make them cry tears like you have, then you have done your work well.
and then there are those that in their absence of happiness know what is most dear to them and what they wished for themselves and draw out the most sincere, cute happy endings that they themselves never got.

i'd like to see you express yourself.

>i look for a marina and the diamonds song
>there's a tenna mv
god... you guys are everywhere...

>>536347541
spoonfeed me, cmon don't you want utg to be famous for making one of the best fangames

THEY
ALL
RAPED
KRIS

>>536347543
>mind you: everyone can express oneself but expression is not art, but to give people the sight, to express what you feel and make them cry tears like you have, then you have done your work well.
>and then there are those that in their absence of happiness know what is most dear to them and what they wished for themselves and draw out the most sincere, cute happy endings that they themselves never got.
Not him. But ouch. I feel this.
I managed to make people cry with my writing in the past, so I must be doing something right.

>>536347867
i know things.
terrible things.
good things.

*violently appreciates you*

>>536347656
goomy, dessire and Marss get it the rest.... not so much.

Reading Kraut's post in his dainty pre hrt voice makes me really giddy for some reason
He's so cute

>>536348250
this anon gets it

>>536347656
In a row?

>>536348157
:)

>>536348157
*violently kisses you*

>>536348303
It's not my fault he's got that pre hrt softboy voice anon

>>536348450
bro i was just reciting a poem in german.

I DEMAND MORE SPAMTONDOVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>536348398
*kisses you so fast i am reaching the speed of gay*

>>536348528
I refuse to believe you don't have thigh highs stashed away somewhere in your room Kraut

Tenderly pegging Kris in missionary while I hold his hand and kiss him on the nose and call him a good boy

>>536348659
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING HOMO

>>536348831
he's a baaa

What would Noelle do if Susie had a crush on Dess

How's Mercedes-Benz doing anyways?

>>536348728
you must come to understand that your idea of german is just false and that i am a very lethargic person that does not like to yell.
but the moment i do, i was told to try a career in the military, because that's what makes people thrice my size jolt.

as they say where i am from.
>"Ich kann auch ganz anders."

>>536348528
>>536348450
poem what?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxSTzSEiZ2c

Some say baaa, it is a river
That drowns the tender reed
Some say baaa, it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed

Some say baaa, it is a hunger
An endless aching need
I say baaa, it is a flower
And you, its only seed

>>536349216
He was reciting a poem in german and his voice sounded really soft and cute
So much so that it's impossible to imagine him without a pair of pink stribed thigh highs
I can't take him seriously after this I'm so sorry Kraut

>>536349395
link

>>536348157
>>536348398

Finally getting back around to watching Rear Window with Asgore and subtly looking over during the tense final scene to see that he's fully absorbed in the suspense with a solicitous look written on his face, asking Asgore to try some chocolate frosting I made from a new recipe to see if it needs anything and having to dip in my own pinky for him to lick since he didn't want to risk "contaminating it with his fur" by using his own claw (him licking my finger was actually kind of nice however so I don't mind), ever so sneakily unbuttoning Asgore's Hawaiian shirt one at a time while he's distracted getting commissioned for an entire wedding's worth of flowers and stealing an invaluable full torso fluff contact hug once he hangs up

bloop

>>536349447
zelda

>>536349589
Ganondorf.

>>536333293
>"Kris! Noelle! Grandkids! Now!
>*unsheathes sword*
>*stares directly into your soul*
>"Use it or lose it Kris!"

>Kris always wanted to be a monster; both to get attention and to not feel so left out
>The guy behind the tree is specifically referred to as "man," not a monster or anything
>The egg man behind the tree is the town doctor
>Kris was molested by the doctor during a checkup
>Egg man would meet Kris in the park and give him painted easter eggs as a reward for being a good victim
>This is why he "doesn't like" hugs from Asgore but is okay with hugs from Toriel
I feel like this would have some lore implications but idgaf about game theory bullshit

>>536349589
Morshu

>>536349715
>hugs from Asgore
You call that a hug?

what gang is ralsei joining in prison and how often does he get raped

>>536347543
>>536348052
jesus
intense little fella, aren’t ya
I do hope I can bring out both those extremes at some point, whether or not it’s what I’m working on now or a future work
>>536347867
>I managed to make people cry with my writing in the past, so I must be doing something right.
yeah
good job friend

>>536337887
I love how a single comic made us all just agree that Togore is both real(he is) and also a turbo atomic giga autist of the robotic kind
I love him and I love this

>>536349849
the fun gang

>>536349216
It was a poem of an old monk praying to a tree, he was plagued by visions of a great dying in the far future and asks the tree to give wisdom into the future.

it rhymes hither and thro about brothers fighting, england disappearing underneath the waves, of a city with the tower of steel (paris) set alight by its own people, the viennian square being so void of life that dill grows on it.

but after a third of the world died, something emerges from its rubble. peaceful people and that this peace will last very long.
that people who get to see this time will be happier like no generation has for several hundred years.

it's a poem that's near and dear to me.

With her hair Mrs Cattenheimer is like 7ft tall which puts her BMI in the healthy range.

>>536349883
>intense fella
that i am.

>>536350171
>Ralseifag with 82 bmi is actually just a 3ft tall jacked dwarf man with a big beard and arms that could crush cars

Ralsei should have never took off the hat. he looks much cuter when he is a little shadowy guy instead if the weird toriel-asriel look-alike

>>536350471
I haven't watched TV in over a decade.

>>536350486
The fact that his hatless design has no scribble face irritates me

>>536349780
What would you call it?

>>536350723
A thrashing

>>536349715
>Susie Gaster
I hope this is true solely because of how fucking awkward it'd make the little missives between Wing Ding and (you) in the event Susession winds up happening.

>>536321474
Love my wife.

Ralsei's prehensile scarf will never be mentioned

Ralsei's prehensile tongue.

>>536347582
Not really, no.

Are my airpods gaslighting me into thinking my music is “as loud as a motorcycle” or am I going deaf already

>Miserable writers/artists ITT
Post links to your shit so we can appreciate it and get some fucking OC for once god damn