Thread 536364280

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Touch Bloodstain: >>536299795

Q status?

BIRDGANG

SQUAWK DA FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>536364392
break tiem

I'm sorry

>>536364392
still second worst on the English alphabet

I miss Messmer.

>>536364172
GGs

btw to the ironeye successive attacks negate damage passive doesn't apply to ranged attacks. C-team game

damn thats like the 3rd time I've ever gotten Radahn Swords, thank you birdo
fuckers had 643 AR with no magic dmg up / 2 armament buffs
Marais dupe op

Wylder statistically getting Marais more often is OP
gg

I miss Melina.

every time I try to watch a stream for this game the streamer is always spending an eternity doing post-night 2 grinding
is this just content farming or what? I never see randoms or /erg/ do this shit.

>>536365172
Ain't nobody got time for that unless it's their job.

>>536365172
They're probably not hitting 15 before that.

>>536365003
You guys were running me ragged inside noklateo ps the radahn swords came from roof headless hussar you 2 weren't able to grab those were you but not that it makes much of a difference when you got marias and kill all the shit on the way outside and through the storm a bit

beeg health bar

>>536365398
yeah I was just running after Duch but we were pretty shit on time after doing both the Gaol/Church AND the Magma wyrm out in the woods before going

>>536365398
gotta go fast

>>536365497
dog still one shots

Uhh is this good

>>536365625
for sure it felt good tho I say we came out ahead with that decision vs a lake dragon, a headless troll and potentially loretta

>>536365789
baits you into bad characters
550 murk

gg dog
ty for the day 1 grafted

>>536365789
ye

I miss Miquella.

>>536365820
I think lake dragon is the biggest honeypot on Nok unless you're already stomping
I swerve that annoying fucker

i can't get the timing down for the attack after the dog's aura walk right so I'm just gonna iframe through it with my ult

>>536365789
it's alright
I don't think it's super good

>>536366068
just jump, it's so easy

gg wylder and raider anons, thanks for the carry

>run going well
>duo insist on fighting BBK
>solo into the legend forge
>both quit after beating the third BBK
i hate randoms now

>>536366238
Does it work even if he's right on top of you or only at a distance?

>>536366238
Wait, is it really jumpable? Don't lie to me, anon.

>>536366323
gg!

>>536366378
the fuck u mean 3rd BBK
Valiant Gargoyle is not a BBK
if you're on crater queueing gladius you can only have BBK on roof / field boss, what the fuck are you talking about actually kill yourself diediediedie birdplayer nigger

>>536366323
sure gg, but for god's sake don't fight the shitty field boss when we're going to the gaol as circle is closing. also you really should've duped the beast claw hammer for me or the wylder

what's the lowest level you'd fight deathrite bird

If I click on one more tutorial video and they tell me about their op cheated in relic set-up instead of providing actual useful information i'm going to lose it.

Post art of your favorite nightfarers', please!

>>536366651
10

>>536366651
does anyone have the omega rape ash of war? if so lvl 3, if not, 7 with holy epics, if not 11-12

what nightfarer for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4mPkze9AEs

>>536366450
>>536366386
from two threads ago

>>536366651
whenever I have a weapon with sacred blade

>>536366570
This is your average guardian hater, by the way. Utterly deranged, unhinged, and screaming at shadows.

Kissing Wylder mains on the lips after they call me beautiful and give me starlight shards!

>>536366570
I mean one in lake, one in volcano, another in volcano
>actually these variant enemys are not the same thing
you fucking kill yourself, troll. why would they even do that, but don't answer because I don't give a fuck, im done with you, with randoms, with the game.

>>536366667
Why are you listening to jewtuber grifters instead of your trusted friends in /erg/? What do you want to know?

>>536366667
Bro just do Noklateo on day 1 bro it's guaranteed god run bro just get a Grafted or Executioner bro and you're set bro

>>536366765
ironeye

>>536364616
… what’s the first?
>>536365336
they DID NOT say that

>>536366841
We should play together

>>536366779
>spam pinging during a boss fight
Stop doing this shit. It's so fucking distracting. I'm trying to focus on the boss and your obnoxious, attention starved ass is adding even more ambient noise to the fight. I know that isn't necessarily you in the webm I just get mad when people do that insufferable shit.

>>536366703
OC, NTR. do not steal

>>536366841
can you gen revsissy doing buchukisu

>>536366779
oh interesting
I tried jumping the explosion itself a few times, but the timing seemed tighter than just rolling it so I gave up on the idea

>>536367148
raider is gay for ironeye howeverbeithoughever

>the first day of giga Adel was 2 months ago
HOW

>>536367074
Why bite firekeeper?

>>536367148
uhmm wyldercucks..?

>>536365172
Unless you have a good reason it's not worth running off into the rain.

>>536367148
No! I have a BWC they are just chatting my sister is mine!!!1

>>536366703
Doll

I guess that's that, then. When's Tarnished Edition?

>>536368136
>crater
you did not beat the boss

Finally got a Gladius kill, will have to do Libra on rerun whenever that is
If they reduced the damage just a smidge doing it with randoms would be a lot easier

If nightreign characters were different Pokémon types (all unique from others and all dual type for consistency)

Wylder would be Normal/Fire
Guardian would be Steel/Flying
Ironeye would be Dark/Grass
Raider would be Fighting/Rock
Duchess would be Psychic/Ice
Recluse would be Fairy/Water
Revenant would be Ghost/Ground
Executor would be Dragon/Bug

>>536368136
>Tarnished Edition
unless it adds an ash of war you can put on catalysts that functions the same way as the recluse's fp regen i don't care about it

>>536368279
pokemon is for children

>>536368324
anon... most adult normies like pokemon but will look at you weird if you start talking about elden ring or rpgs to them

>>536366703
>>536367468
Made for Wylder

>>536368480
we live in a society

>>536368480
Thats women, and a lot of women act like children >>536368324 they collect stuffed animals and take no accountability for their actions

>>536368279
>wylder is not chicken jockey type
*hides post*

>>536368480
yeah but most adults know pokemon up to gen 2 at best, with a smattering of gen 3

Beyond that you're part of the black and white diamond pearl ds era and later pokemon which culminate in these 3d switch pokemon that look like dogshit and have none of the charm of the original top down perspective that atleast teh ds stayed faithful to and made that much better

why is there so much damage control for guardian when hes obviously shit?

>>536368738
radical

>>536368738
Me after anon says he likes to skateboard

>>536368824
is there? I thought ED libra's dps check removed the last remaining scraps of birdcope.

>>536368824
*saves u from ur second 3bar*

*kisses ur forehead*

>>536368570
I am a Wylder

>>536366651
jail 5. Field 10ish

>>536368570
Made for BWC (Big Wylder Cock)

>>536369015
Libra will be nerfed.

>>536369015
>>536368824
How does this image make you feel

>>536366703
>>536367334
This is why she's biting Duchess

>>536369360
y is the scroll bar cropped out :)

>Improved Poise & Damage Negation When Knocked Back by Damage relic lasts THIRTY seconds
ayo wtf this shi CRACKED fr

>>536369360
i kneel, gvardianGVD...

>>536369360
now show the players in those runs

is my account bugged? im looking up what other people are saying and half of them agree with me that bosses instant break your guard and the others are saying you can tank endlessly? maybe half the players have a bugged guard stance?

>>536369676
boobs

>>536369441
>>536368570
>>536367468
>>536366841
pajeet hands posted these

>>536366703
Bobs

>>536369872
use shield guard

Goddamn, sorry. First time trying dog as melee duchess I kept mistiming the dodge.

>>536369360
makes me feel like you got carried hard by depth 5 gods

I might be a little bit retarded

>>536370062
yeah a lot of people are replying that as well even though all the original posts state that they're using that feature and it's not helping.

>>536369814
19/25 won
Players include:
Remance
Shiftyduck
Zdrada Enjoyer
Salvare
Rhubarb
King of Souls
Norioumi Garland
JUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Doug
Coffee
Osledor
Skorvan
terr
Yys
Clumsy
Ainsley Harriott
Spirit
Practice
Sens
Lostman
Aschev
Fuffeypillow
Zombii
Naefy
saliva
Mofu
Mush
Nuckalavee
Deuce Bigalow
weeem
Piqf
Uboa

>>536370467
>carried by terr
yeah, as expected

>>536370450
You're probably not getting guard broken, you're getting dead-angled because your steel guard is placing you in a position where the enemy hits behind you.

>>536366703

>>536370026
I'm a pale American mutt tranny and I really like Wylder x Doll

>>536370541
Don't talk about yourself maggot and get back in containment

>>536366703
Golden birb is best birb

sex with Melina

GG Revenant and Duchess. God wanted us to win that run.

gg wylder and rev

>>536370845
Whos that

>>536371021
My wife

>>536366703
I like this team comp.

>>536371082
I HATE IT AAAAAHHH STOP PICKIN REV

WYLDER LOOKS LIKE THIS???

>>536370664
are you the chubby Duchess that used to post here?

>>536371236
that's clearly hero_attacker

>>536370664
>I'm a pale American mutt tranny
prove it post gock

>>536371236
The twins were girls all along...

wait the fucking katana guy can just block better than guardian??? what is the point of the bird even

>>536371452
the point of bird is the charged guard counters. thats his entire gimmick. if you build right you legit get charged guard counters that do like 1800 damage on the nightlord

>>536371452
what is the point of any character other than wylder as he can do anything others can but better

>>536371452
katana guy needs perfect timing or he eats shit. guardian's blocking is much more forgiving. if you've ever had an executor on your team you know they spend 99% of the game failing to parry and 3 barring.

>>536371627
Who does?

>>536371627
but enough about revenant

>>536366841
Any particular reason you keep posting the version with the bulge?

>>536371795
Yes, because it's me.

>>536371741
birb

I've lost just about every run on this seed

>>536371907
>erdtree burial watchdogs
forgot they existed

>>536371907
Let me guess, they pick up a key in that cathedral, then go east and then get ganked by Godskins+BBH?

>>536372084
I like their cool scary design

I was replaying the game and noticed how this and Spiralhorn are identical in picture
The guilty, the exiled, the penal forces, the thorn sorcerers, the Fire Giants and the Spirit Tree Avatars were all connected to the Golden Crucible. The Staff of the Guilty also shows that thorns are created by blood saplings similar to those found in battlefields and mass graves.

This woman is the Formless Mother, a Crucible maiden that had her eyes removed and thorns grew fron the wounds. The shield is similar to the Ascenstral Spiralhorn shield and this effect manifests ever since the Golden Crucible was turned into the Scadutree.
This is why Stormveil, which has an ancient burial side undernearth, is growing thorns and the soldier€ there are covered in them (which clearly doesn't come from their body and is also eroding their armor as much as the Castle Walls).

The Golden Order/Erdtree faction only later adapted is as symbol of Sin and Punishment, which is why the Bell Bearing Hunter was covered in iron to resemble thorns and prisoners were given outfits that imitate thorns.

The Purebloods seek cursed blood in defiance of their connection to the Erdtree, and it's very likely the sanguine nobles are result of mutationsm. In order for a Tarnished to be initiated as Bloody Finger, he must have the blood of his maiden imbibed in the nail. That's the communion with the Formless Mother

>>536372098
yup

>>536371907
wtf does fake building mean

2/3 anon i think it's not happening... i'm going to bail on the queue, hope you get a game soon

>>536372256
Probably the one where there's a small stone expansion on the left side of the tower you have to hit to reveal the seal

>>536372256
illusory shack attached to the tower

>>536371907
>banished knight castle with two jobber bosses
>RNG merchant
>crater

How do you even lose that?

>everything goes well
>suddenly everyone stops moving, can't pick up the boss loot
>lost connection
>can't rejoin session already terminated
>lost run
Thank you FromSoft

>>536372402
by getting baited to the right side of the map and losing so much time to godskin duo + bbh that you can't castle day 1

>>536371236
Waste of a mod, I'd rather get a Wylder-like costume for Duchess

How's this look?

>>536372858
Guardian/10

>>536372858
would redeem

>>536372098
>>536372227
that's obviously stupid though.
there's a evergaol + church south.
why would they go away from churches?
if there's one thing noobs used to do, is go churches.

>>536372858
um... your gaol passive??? hello?????

>>536372616
Even then I struggle to imagine a team that can't do that castle + crater day 2 unless they purposefully avoid it.

>>536367074
>>536367468
>>536367595
>>536367845
>>536368084
>>536368570
>>536369441
Thank you so much for participating, everyone! :D
I hope I didn't forget anyone...
Also it's flagging me as spam, presumably for replying to too many comments. I'm so sorry...

>>536369676
>>536370028
>>536370664
>>536370750
>>536371028
>>536371082
I hope I got everybody this time.
Please continue to provide art of your favorite nightfarers if you would like! :)

i just found out executor is indian under his helmet, why?

>>536373404
nightreign is unironically inclusive, but no one cares cause the game is good

>>536373124
you can
but because of the night 1 circle that means you never going anywhere on the entire left half of the map
captcha:GANGG

>>536373404
There is no India in the lands between, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>536372858
you should have a cracked brooch pussy

>>536373643
Honestly, I'd even argue that you know what seed you are, you could just solo the castle by yourself aside from maybe the top boss, but even that is perfectly doable if you know how to fight it.

>>536373708
There is in Dark Souls's world, though. It's where Dark Souls IV is set.

>>536366703
this one for sure

>>536374112
Are you a retard?

>DLC night 1 and 2 bosses for the new nightlords are just gonna be D-Tier SOTE enemies we've already fought instead of souls throwbacks that are actually fun to fight. Maybe a single throwback boss just so they can put them in the trailer to jingle keys.
Gay as FUCK man, ghostflame dragon already got datamined. They really pick exclusively the worst encounters for this shit game. I bet those horned warriors are gonna be full on night bosses instead of mini encounters (which is what they should be). C Team doesn't have the clout to add ANYTHING interesting to the game.

>>536374261
Are you a newfag? What, you weren't around for the DS4 jokes in 2016? Fucking zoomer.

Would you still love Revenant if she was pudding?

gg rev and raider, almost had him

ever since I turned off the music in NR, I can hear boss patterns so much easier and stay focused. It's weird at first but then you get used to it.

>>536374665
>answering a question by a question
I see through your tricks, Israelite.

gg rev and ironeye, that was smooth as butter

>>536374746
I feel like this is someone's fetish.

>>536375085
gg smooth dogs

did another solo run against ED dogs and won
guys I don't think I like this boss :(
maybe that's just the split phase being a pain in the ass in solo talking tho

>>536374261
>>536374665
>>536375034
Guys, guys, calm down.

Play Ender Lilies

>>536372858
It's shit.

Guardian's personal relic effects are not worth it, run Night of the Champion and Dark Night of the Fathom for crazy guard counters. Stack max HP passives as much as you can during the expedition.

The "improved guard counters based on remaning HP" effect actually works with the HP number itself and not the % from max HP, so the more raw HP you have the more guard counters are boosted. Third relic can be whatever, I use a blue one with evergaol buff and vigor +3.

gg dog

>>536366703
Cute siblings

>>536375354
nah, I'm playing Resident Evil 4 now
somehow the games don't scare me anymore, it's so fucking fun to play when you're not scared

>>536374746
This is so fucked up turn her back…
>>536375187
It definitely is but it’s a fucked up one it’s not funny…

>>536375445
>Guardian's personal relic effects are not worth it,
damage reflect 10000% is. That shit lets you res allies for free and stuns certain bosses just via blocking their combos

>>536373708
Lake of Rot is basically India

>1200+ hp and 32% dmg neg at full health
>got one shot by that one dog attack where it plunges the sword into the ground and shoots out flames WITHOUT any damage buffs
make it make sense

>>536372858
It'll get the job done but third relic isn't doing much. Increased duration isn't that great and the cooldown is already faster than you even need it most of the time. I'd change that one out for as many of these as you can fit
>draw enemy attention when guarding
>art charge from guarding
>post-attack HP restore
Taking attacks improves attack power is another good one you can use as it activates off of chip damage through your block

>>536374746
I would eat

>>536365932
Why? He’s still here!

>>536371578
insane guardian cope

>>536366703
Oh, you’re why the thread randomly sped up. Fuck you.
>>536366841
This is true and everyone knows it.

>>536367148
indian post raider is a barafaggot
>>536367334
that’s maria you dumbass

>>536368324
Truth.
>>536370026
See >>536370683

Only pros queue please I need carry~ >_<

>>536369441
She knows she can just ask to join in on their love making sessions, right?

No more, every game has been duch+rev for me today I hate it here

>>536376640
I don't see the problem

>>536375641
>nah, I'm playing Resident Evil 4 now
so based…

>>536376640
Lucky you. All I get is reddyters and redditeyes

>>536366703
Fat Revenant

>>536376824
American*

>>536376824
>>536376886
Sorry, American Revenant. Remembrance relic is a McDonald's big mac that is Increased Maximum HP, Vigor+3 and Starlight Shards.

dead queue dead game it's over

wylder, mountain, 3 dogs
2/3
need rev

>>536377149
>Increased Maximum HP, Vigor+3 and Starlight Shards.
Honestly I'd run that. Pretty good relic.

>>536376702
unlike mush I'm not interested in being a wylder bvll every game

>>536376824
if you never fucked someone like this before irl, all you feel afterwards is an extreme amount of shame and guilt for letting yourself fall that for. don't be like me.

My favorite character is Raider. I love using big bonk sticks, especially power stancing and just spamming jumping attacks!! haha!! bonk!!

>>536377314
He's not the only one

>>536377392
This guy did it with (You) r mom HAH

>>536377392
>someone like this
we all know you fucked some absolutely revolting hambeast, not anything remotely resembling that image

gg Wylder and Exec
sorry for 3 barring there I'm not used to playing duchess yet

Guys I want to do it so bad but I don't know if I want to loose halberd whirlwind

dog chain spins when hes not targeting you is the most aids shit to dodge

>>536377301
Me too.
>>536377392
Well, that's pretty heartbreaking. I'm sorry it was so bad with me.

>>536377392
Fat Revenants are real and good players and I'm tired of pretending they're not

t. bird

>>536378087
<333

>>536377513
I know... so where are you? You need to que up just before me so you can babysit these stupid girlies kek

super dog 2/3

>>536373715
Birdbrain falling for a genoicidal Evil Woman's manipulation just makes sense to me.

>>536365179
even if you only block one hit even 10 seconds it's still better than cooldown +3

>>536365789
>atk+0 only
it's fine

I went back to ED Maris and even with the Storm Ruler buffs the boss stull fucking sucks

>>536375876
Thanks, I found one I'd forgotten about that has a rally damage/draw attention/ult gauge+3 relic.

>>536376824
I love fat bitches so much bros

>>536379609
Good boy with good taste. You deserve to have your face sat upon by a thicc nightfarer.

>>536369676
>these proportions
lol

nice, he's streaming the famous terr carry

>>536379285
laugh while you can until it shows up for the depths

>>536380050
Everdark Sovereign terr got released?

>>536377392
You have never had sex be silent.
>>536377909
Don’t listen to him I enjoyed my time with you :)

>>536380161
I stopped playing, so you bet I'll laugh my ass off.

>>536372858
dogshit

fat bitches are not worth it

"Fire Damage negation" doesn't fucking work with 3dog fire attack
so useless

>>536376824
>>536379609
I want to fuck a fat girl so badly.
https://files.catbox.moe/mpt7m0.webm

>>536366703
I love how talented this artist is and the comic itself is really cute and funny.
>>536380354
<333
>>536381548
Do it!

3bar into clutch crit?

>>536377213
is that who I just played with, sorry I wasn't a rev

>>536382286
yup its okay wouldn't want her to see me on the floor like that anyways

>>536382212
yeah that was pretty nice, gg

>>536382376
I think I'm starting to enjoy the mountaintops a bit more

>>536381441
prooves?

i kept revenant's starting seal with heal for a maris run and it's a free win
infinite fp = infinite heal
i finished the fight with 7 flasks left + 4 unused warming stones

>>536383306
revtroon thinks maris is hard

>>536383306
slowpoke.png

gg rev and iron eye
I kinda fucked up at the end, my bad.

>>536377875
the holstein relic is really not that good, it's like 18 attack total

Is this good for guardian? I don't play him much.

>>536383651
do you play it with randos?

>>536384034
nothing will make guardian good

>>536376096
I'm sorry for the inconvenience, anon :(
I just want people to share a part of what they enjoy about the game to help cheer them up from getting their asses kicked.
>>536376824
>>536381698
Hehe, thank you. The comic is funny.

>>536383651
not the point
its just actually free this way, even with bad randoms
you don't need to be perfect or dodge everything
>>536383662
i had read about it, but i always drop the seal during the run.
this time by accident i didn't find good passives for maris, so i kept it and ended up using it

i had fun. i'll do it everytime from now on. makes farming sigils with randoms extra safe.

>>536384078
NTA but he's easy even with randos. I usually farm him for easy sigils and even when I have a dogshit team (like constantly going down against field bosses) he's an easy win.

>>536384034
yes it's quite good, stamina on attack works with shockwaves on steel guard

>>536384034
pretty good.
the stamina recovery works on his shield damage reflection, so you can recover stamina while guarding.
the guard counter boost is a really good damage buff, but you have to remember to abuse guard counters.

i don't think i stopped laughing like a madman from the nanosecond grafted blade dropped
gg executor and rev

>>536384702
gg, it was awesome

>the run where i finally get a decent holy incant and walking wraithslop is also the run where we get grafted at noklateo
i only have two hands...

i'm just a little argentinian boy queueing for doggies

>>536384170
This.
Don't play the jeetbird!

where did fsg go

Wylder cummies in Duchess and Recluse tummies

Dark doggo and goat are too hard bros.

gg wylder and revenant

sorry i went down so many times at doggo but when I get double hand of malenias i cant help but spam the ability, it makes me happy

what the dog doin

>>536388015
Eating a pot person.

>>536387839
i dont blame anyone for going down in either of these past 2 everdarks, it can happen fast unlike previous

>Have a nice Fundamentalist build for superdog
>Literally never get ANY fundamentalist spells
>Every seal has rejection or some sort of buff, no offensive spells
I'm SCREECHING. Look at it. It's perfect for this fight and it's let me down every time. The game knows, it knows I want those holy spells to twerk all over the dogs and it won't let me.

gg duchess and raider, thanks for the revive on my 2bar

>>536387839
gg ironeye, we didn't even use the revive so nothing wrong with some shenanigans

bg dog mountaintop

>>536388435
You see here is why good girl sub bitches can't play Revenant. You need to be your own man and have your own willpower to separate from the group and loot the places that drop seals and possibly go to the mines on your own to upgrade them. Porn addicted coombrains need not reply.

>>536384234
I know but you inconvenienced me. But it’s ok I guess I recovered from it so we can touch each other now. :)

>>536388714
top mountaidog gg

marika's tits

>>536388528
gg but I was actually begging for you to use the charged r2s on your sacred relic gs instead of the shitty golem greatbow

>>536388435
The Golden Order Seal is guaranteed to come with the frisbee if you can find it.

>>536388435
Sounds like a you problem. I find a golden order spell in 75% of my games. Are you actually going to the cathedrals to check for seals?

smelter demon will be the hardest boss in depths
>can't be knocked out of cool ranch due to higher stance thresholds
>fire DOT will eat through your HP with depths damage multipliers

>>536388435
Wow, thats a pretty awful setup
You really dont need holy incants for the dog, he isn't really resistant to anything but fire

>>536389201
the DoT doesn't scale lol

Super clean run Zane and Spirit, nice work gg

>lived on 1%
that one affinity resistance pickup saved my ass
gg once more

>>536388435
You might want to use her remembrance relic. The ghostflame explosion + recharge on kills allows you to get a lot of extra kills on day 1.

>>536388435
A lot of this games spell rng issues would be solved if there was a merchant type npc in some churches/rises that would let you reroll spells. Maybe add an equivalent for ashes of war. Could be rng or deterministic idk

I have finished touching grass. ED dog or jelly, PC.

>>536389573
ggs

>>536389546
stop taking hdr screenshots

Thought I'd be slick and land on the noklateo wall

>>536390002
nice...

Do you think letting the player start with any basic grey-tier weapon of their choice would be a good change?
Say if I wanted to load Raider with the Greatsword instead of his starting colossal axe.
It might help "boost from 3+ X weapon type equipped" or "Improved X weapon type attack power" relics a little easier to use if you happen to like the other passives on it.

>>536388913
Don't be inappropriate. You're in public, have some manners.

>>536390265
wait for the dormant [weapon class] depths relic

>>536390265
you expect too much of fromslop

>>536390432
Can't wait to rape Depth 5 with Fists Raider.

>>536386316
>>536386867
so true!!!!!!!
>>536386302
what a fucking brat. she needs correction…

>>536390265
I will touch anyone as I please when I please, slut. *slaps your ass at the speed of sound*

>>536390021
oof

>>536380636
ok, how about now?

>>536390002
how do u do that

>>536390017
ill never stop

>>536391778
>he didn't break the brooch

>>536391778
do you have a whirlwind length or halberd whirl relic thats good or no

Otherwise its pretty good for 2 guaranteed and the third synergizes well enough with them both to not be considered "dogshit".

>20 years since Demon Souls
>metal armor still doesn't behave like metal in animations

Do you think nightreign mechanics are going to influence fromsoft games in the future? I hate to say it but elden ring movement feels sluggish now, and after playing guardian my greatshield character feels quite one dimensional.
I think the concept of character skills is cool if they reigned in the powerlevels a bit. Maybe a gadget/device equip slot that has stuff on the level of the grappling hook.

erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (ANOTHER NEW POSTER ADDED AUGUST 23RD 2025)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
gemmy
>B tier
yys
lero sister
zullie
sycjs
>C tier
miquella goonette
monica
nora kisaragi
shiftyduck
gemmy clone
>D tier
madison
rellana roleplayer
signalisposter

>>536392050
Maybe he fixed it

Which of Revenant's ghosts are the best for reviving? Sebastian seems to be correct when he does the roar but he refuses half the time.

>>536391778
way better

>>536392687
quick one

>>536392687
Fred like always

Recluse on her knees in front of my Guardian she already know all about that HAWK tuah.

>>536392687
The little Fr*nch one

How can mush ever compete?

I see amerihours have begun.

>>536391778
No gaols = meme build

>>536390002
my beautiful witchwife is so powerful...

>>536371907
>>536372402
The castle is covered day 1 circle 1. They basically push you to the north east quadrant. It's retarded. Only seed where I've ever bothered doing that demi cave on the right day 1.
My strat was just corpse picking as much as possible day 1 scrounging for a single holy weapon, getting about level 8-10 by the start of day 2, hitting bbh (not worth it when you're still rocking a blue, but you can) them going to crater. Kill every mob you possibly can too.

gg double revs, we could have done a triple rev run but I don't know how to play as her

>>536388890
RUDE. Also I try sometimes! But some duos move so fast I just try to keep up...
>>536389186
I'll keep an eye out.
>>536389190
RUDE. I check most, not always all. Maybe I'll try harder. I will never admit it being a me problem. It's someone else's. Maybe it's your fault for taking them all.
>>536389378
It's not awful! I got Discus of Light this time and it hit really hard. But I see your point, I guess I can use anything, I GUESS.
>>536389583
I love me Old Portrait.
>>536389602
I'd like that a lot.

Only level 13, but with Discus of Light I got to spam destructo discs. I didn't even die on the final fight!

Everdark Heolstor is gonna toss that shitty knockoff dollar tree blue and silver mlgs aside and pull out the true Bluegreen and Gold MoonLightGAWDSword complete with a new melania waterfowl move and PCR clones and its gonna be so peak and kino

>>536393136
come to think of it we haven't seen yys post since she mentioned she met that black dude at the gym
you just know what's going on

>>536394547
>The castle is covered day 1 circle 1.
That's still enough time to clear the banished knights and the misbegotten + lion.

>>536394898
yys getting hook ups at the gym? I gotta go back to the gym.

Can a niggy get some damage negation passives

>>536395286
best i can do is a white low hp dmg negation take it or leave it

>>536392687
Even if he doesn't roar sebs arm swings are decent enough plus he wont run off to attack stuff
As long as its one bar though all of them can do it ( sometimes )

Yys irl looks like raider but obese instead of buff btw
That's why he's at the gym flirting with black guys

>>536395010
Maybe if I was psychic and knew the boss and circle location I would have rushed there at level 3 I guess. Idk what you want from me buddy. I won anyway

>>536395484
yys is a trans sister who is cute!

>>536394641
>level 13
Name?

>>536395674
I'm a girl

gg hotdog
sorry for running off on day 2, I was trying to get my runes and they somehow ended up at the bottom of the mine in a section I'd never even been to before
Random miner picked them up instead of the soldiers that killed me

>>536395674
I only play with randoms so you won't have to block me since I doubt we'll run into each other.

gg duch & rev
I guess you were farming marais stacks?

>>536395820
It's okay to run off to collect stacks if you get Elmer sword

>>536395820
I honestly thought you were doing it on purpose to meme.

>>536395902
First clip I've ever seen of executor's parry actually being useful

>>536395772
You're so real for this, Queen.

>>536395820
>>536395902
>>536395921
>>536395935

I didn't find it until the castle...

>>536395820
ohh I see kek

Imma drink coffee and bird up give me 5 10 mins ...

>>536395772
Post soles please

>>536395820
classic shittyduck

>>536396015
>perfectly parry 5 hits to do less than 300 damage....
uhhh who's gonna tell him?

>>536396015
>half a dozen perfect parries in a row and 5 seconds wasted
>to deal 300 damage
It's a great example to why the optimal way to play Executor is to never touch the skill button.

>>536396415
You sound upset

>>536396310
You mean sissyduck

>>536396663
Sissydick

pushing revenant mains up against the wall and kissing their neck while my hands feel their body

what the FUCK was this run. No spells, no holy weapons, and we got 4 dogged

>>536396415
I could have also dealt no dmg by dodging and retaliated with R1 for 80 dmg :D
I had nothing that could do much dmg past that boss' defenses

>>536396898
I might have to take care of some things before I do another run...

>>536396015
I actually laughed when I read this because I thought the joke in the webm was the how nothing was accomplished

gg dog

What if you are playing revenant and you need seals, sorcerer's rises and smithing stone 2s but your erg team is rushing high level bosses instead?

gg hotdog

gg Duchess and Recluse that dog just gets behind me every time I swear

>>536397232
You just have to venture off on your own. I sometimes don't have the courage to do so, but whenever I do it always works out for the best.

>>536397232
If I see someone swerve to a mine or rise, I don't pay it any mind. Just don't run the literal opposite direction.
If you ping it, people will likely move that direction.

pushing revenant mains up against the wall and gunning them down

>>536395772
That’s not what he asked faggot

>>536397424
I ultimated before you did so I'm fine

>>536397358
gg birdman jellyfish clutched that at the end for reals

>>536397503
It's almost like it's a false flag post

>>536396152
Let me know when exactly so I can cancel queue

>>536396932
cant win em all

Hello, ladies... I'm sure you can tell who I am based on the clank of my armor, however, a Guardian is NOT joining the queue, at least not yet... See, I know that I incidentally keep lots of you on standby throughout the day as you wait for the moment when a Guardian joins the queue... and I'd like to remedy that by telling you when I will queue in advance.

Today, yours truly will be queuing at approximately 9pm EST, or in roughly 5 hours... see you then, ladies...

>>536397424
Using my ultimate so my nightfarer boyfriend can fulfill his fantasies of shooting me with a fully automatic shotgun!

>>536397730
Depths 5 spoilers wtf

>>536396310
>>536396663
>>536396826
>>536396898
>>536397090
this is true

>>536397872
5 hours until the queue turns to poo

>>536397730
bruh

>>536397872
this is how all shartdians should behave i salute you brahmin KING

>>536397730
What are you doing with starlight shards?

>>536398124
kek

>>536398420
That guy is actually pretty handsome. Really pretty eyes and eyebrows.

>>536398420
Who is this semen demon

Guardian's actually more fun than I thought he would be.
I'm playing him because I realized all the other characters are shorter than me. I refuse to play as a manlet.

how do i play revenant?

what do ergies think of my physique?

>>536398608
That’s me. Don’t sexualize me please.

>>536398619
> I refuse to play as a manlet.
just play as a girl, women can't be manlets

>>536398852
Loot every seal location, hoard starlight shards, die

Dark night of the wise on Wylder

>>536398859
Oh I love hairy guys, that's amazing. Trim your pubes don't shave it all down.
>10/10 would drain and wrap arms and legs around and squeeze and not let go.
>t. Rev main

>>536398885
Recluse is 5'10'' - confirmed womanlet.

GG Revenant and Raider. You absolutely melted the doggos when they split into 3 with your ring of light.

>>536398619
Being short has its advantages.

>>536399287
Low-profiling is indeed my favorite method of avoiding attacks

>>536398852
>Augur Relic
>3bug Relic
>Old Portrait
>Run to every Rise you can find to upgrade your FP bar and hoard starlight shards
>Run to every church you can find to pick up seals, remember that some locations have seals on the second floor
>Keep your starting claws to revive people
>If you find a good spell on a white or blue, hit up a mine to ugrade it
>The Flame of Frenzy, Lightning Spear, Beast Claw, Stone of Guranq, Discus of Light, Bloodclaw Flame are some great spells to keep an eye out for

>>536398882
H- hi...

>>536397872
stfu birdjeet

Lanklets could never

q up for dogs NOW

>>536400035
I'm EATING

>>536399990
birdcux… why are we being buck broken by BCC (Big Crustacean Cock)…?

>>536399619
better to drop your claws for other people to revive with, you keep the same revive damage but with much better attack speed because you aren't using rev's unique moveset.

>>536400035
Alright. Birdbro here, booting up the game now.

>>536400390
This could be good if you're with friends maybe, but no one will touch your claws in a random game because there's no passive on them. Also I spam incants only so I'm usually not going down too often. It's my job to run in there and save people with summons and claws.

>>536374305
Dancing Lion is fun to fight

>>536398859
>hairy bear
>shaves his bush
Actual degeneracy

How good is elden stars vs dogs?

>>536374305
so since they seem to be deliberately avoiding "story" bosses like godfrey and radagon I guess we'll get dancing lion, putrescent knight, chief bloodfiend, scadutree avatar, red bear, and MAYBE gaius

>>536401756
good normally however you're almost guaranteed to accidentally trigger his attack buff

>>536398246
nanaya business

>>536397714
40 mins ago

>>536401756
very good but you can only cast it if he's focusing on someone else

GG schizophrenic routers

>>536402364
sens + terr + extremist
most cancer team award

ATTENTION: a third bird is hitting the dog queue

>>536402667
Makes sense if everybody else blocked them.

>>536399014
>>536401316
Your cock review is greatly appreciated I’m sure

summoning sleepy...

>>536403560
I hope so. I want to make sure maleanons feel seen and loved. Everyone of them here is a handsome qt that deserves a Duchess or Revenant or Recluse main to drain them and hold them after everdark runs.

look what I'm painting

1/3 on pc for super augur (first time fighting her)

Is this how you revenant?
>t. 400 hours on raider

gg Raider and Ironeye
I'll figure out how to block this guy eventually

birdshit guardian

>>536404991
sick figs but
>noncanon colors

>last everdark
>one of the easiest
y tho?

>>536405375
gg guys, I've never really played much of Ironeye and had no idea he was that squishy. Dogs can really one shot me, at least with Wylder I'd have 1hp left if I messed up

gg I shoulda stuck with you at the end my bad

>>536405375
Open their profile in game. It takes you the steam page. Under More... you can block all communication.

>>536405580
lore fight
>heolstor move basedpoint.png

>>536397424
push me up against the wall and smooch me instead

>>536405720
I mean block the dog with a shield

>>536372858
It's astonishing how many relic bonuses Guardian needs in order to remain a relevant class, or hell, just to not get powercreep'd by the rest of the Nightfarers
>Healing ult
>Longer duration windwhirl
>Damage reflection on Steel Guard
>Stamina recovery on landing attacks (procs on steel guard)
>HP restoration on blocking
>Draw aggro
>Improved Guard Counters
>Improved damage of thrusting counter attacks
>Improved Guard counters based off HP
That's a whole, complete relic set just for Guardian to keep up with everyone else
Man, birb has it difficult

>>536405535
The only non canon one is my single manditory joke character, who is shaggy in the purple pants and green shirt.

also thank you

>>536405834
no, you meant you wanted to block grug

>>536405334
good if you get a Golden Order Seal but you'll suffer if not since all of the other decent holy incants (Black Blade, Elden Stars, Wrath of Gold) are massive FP drains. either slot in some FP boosting relics or pray you get a seed with the merchant that sells unlimited shards

>>536405640
gg, yeah it seems unintuitive to kill the dragon warrior first but if you have a good pace it's possible to loop back to the lake dragon

>>536405928
you can get by with just damage reflect and post damage healing, you really don't need guardcounter damage and especially don't need 10hp on guard

guard counter damage makes me wet and feel funny though i like seeing big yellow bar hits and huge numbers

>>536405980
Regrettably I am Grug. Probably going back to raider until that faith relic drops for him. Everything Guardian does is so dependent on the AI playing along it just doesn't seem worth it.

gg lol duping marais made that dawg a joke

>>536405928
Most Nightfarers are designed like complete rotten dogshit.
I'd say Wylder and Ironeye are the only examples of actually well-made characters.
Raider is strong because big weapons and STR + high vigor is the best build in Elden Ring, but his unique moveset is horrible and over 80% of the moves are downright unusable.

>>536406334
valid

>>536406235
>you really don't need guardcounter damage
Considering how the rest of people here, and the community at large, autistically screeches "GUARDIAN DEALS NO DAMAGE", I'd say otherwise.
>especially don't need 10hp on guard
Probably but it's a comfort pick

gg raider and wylder but please, buy stonesword keys from the town merchant...i assumed at least one of you bought one so please keep it in mind next time

>>536406571
hey...recluse is cool

>>536406641
i didn't have any money when we were passing by it

>>536406641
i wasnt playing but they are kind of expensive, a lot of people can only afford a talisman and they gotta fuck off

>>536406779
broke ass

Charged Guard-counters + HP restoration on post damage attacks works well together?

>>536404991
Is that the Bloodborne board game?

>>536407131
Doesn't really matter.
You're only really getting any mileage out of the bloodborne rally as Guardian if you drop the shield and start playing him like a regular melee class.
Since his dodge is bad having that kind of restoration is very useful.

finally got an actual team and beat the game, time for that dark souls drip

>>536407563
Good job
Karla full nelson

>>536407224
ye

>>536407563
Worst healer ever.

I'm so

>>536407224
but im painting them primarily as a homebrew mordhiem warband. cleric werewolves.

>>536406779
i meant more after we killed the erdtree avatar or after the gaol there, but it's not that big of a deal since we got marais after all
but still if there's gaols to be done you should always consider buying a key

I'm not buying keys for gaols. Find your own keys.

>>536407857
How are the rules? Do you have lot of variety in your build, or is it very linear and straightforward?

>>536408585
How could you anon, it says do not repost

yooo no one told me duchess got black leather ds1 outfit, this rules

>>536407789
>>536407678
karla sexo

>>536408835
sorry anon darkness skin has heels, the little whore

gg frisbeegang

>>536408742
It's okay, I asked for permission.
He gave me his tacit permission.

>>536407131
Very well
>>536407386
Retard

>>536409075
kek, good one

>>536407131
Wraiths while walking + stamina recovery on attack(+1) + post damage recovery
Hold block and win

>>536409075
>didn't actually hit send
pussy shit

>>536408134
I have not read the rules yet. I am planning to soon, but again, I primarliy got it to make a warband for a different game.

For mordheim at least, I plan it to be a very hard hitting but easily damaged army. Maybe with some random chance that the human units turn into werewolves or vis versa! Also a mix of buffs/healing and high damage.

>>536405334
>no vigor
>character skill CD
>expecting specific elements/spells
>gaolcrutch
>stats that aren't vig/stam/mind
many problems.

>using anything but base bare-foot recluse skin
What is wrong with you "people"?

>>536409487
It's easy to not get reposted here. Just write a full contract to explain that you don't want me to repost you, written in blood, with the signatures of atleast seven witnesses.

>>536406779
you should be saving when you see townshit on the map but I guess that's too high iq for most players on /erg/ nowadays

shit, RIP the run

fucking game would not let me lock on to downed rev who was two feet in front of me for some reason, felt like i was pure panic after that

nt roll spammer and zane. got cucked by that fire at the end

>>536409786
based footfriend

>>536410151
We were so close
2 more Wraths of Gold and the dog was done for

>>536410393
Ridiculous run other wise though. I got the moon at like level 6

I don't even want to play this game any more. I'm tired of stressing over everything

Using the erg password and sitting at 2/3 for ages

>>536409808
>niggas really gooned their minds out over this
yikes

>>536410718
don't worry silksong is out soon

poe2 0.3 soon...

>>536409912
bitch

oh fuck I've never fought ed augur before someone tell me the gimmick it's an emergency

>>536410821
I'm taking a break for dinner, soon

>>536411035
'member shrine of storms demons souls?

>>536411035
try storm ruler but hole

>>536410865
She looks better in 2D

>>536397424
>>536405778
This. I want to be kissed so badly. Hold my face, tell me I'm beautiful and then kiss me...

Sup ergies, long time no see. Anyone up for a fight club this evening?

>planned on catching up on MH Milds
>just want to play Nightrein instead
I do hope that the DLC brings an actual new map, and at a minimum 2 shifting earths

>>536411895
no

>>536411927
which game has more trannies, MH or fromslop?

>>536412108
fromslop, just look at this thread
>x waifu is so kawai!!
>ebyn small loli with le big hammer haha!
>avatarfagging with tranime pics
>actual discord trannies
>OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT A GOOD RELIC? EVERYONE BLOCK HIM

Someone queue for ED Augur on PC, I need a variety run

>>536412496
ok im waiting 2/3

>>536412653
I am the other one. Someone else join.

>>536410718
there isn't really a lot to stress about unless you absolutely want everything to go perfectly imo

3dogs, noktello, triple ironeye let's queue up people

You did beat 3dog with no shifting earth right?

>>536411895
If by fight club you mean expedition and by evening you mean in two months when the DLC comes out then yeag

>>536413174
I'll queue but I ain't going ironeye

>>536410718
Just have fun with the loot you find and be happy with it. If I find good spells I've been letting them rip with Ironeye and it's fun. Though I will say nothing about playing rev is fun, it's always stressful

gg triple revs

>>536413249
of course

>>536405778
>>536411620
I can do this but only if you say please

Recluse, please, anything but Rykards' PLEASE

>>536413249
that was my first dog win, actually

>>536414186
Just stand back and let the recluse carry you.

>>536407563
>>536407678
>>536408835
who the fuck is karla what is she from

>>536414186
as a recluse main i try to safely rykard

>>536414320
the witch from ds3 who is just a copy paste of yuria from des except how you save her is less cool

gg Raider and Raider

>>536414129
Please BWC Provider, please kiss me and call me beautiful and hold me!

>>536414320
From a manga, Kono Healer Mendokusai. She's a dark elf "healer" that lives from the emotional abuse of her poor human partner who becomes suicidal several times.

>>536414485
Thanks raider. You did good.

triple rev plz

>>536410821
I have you blocked since you are a shitter/revenant.

>>536410718
Based
>>536410876
>don’t worry we have a steaming hot plate of shit coming your way
Is that supposed to make him feel better?

>>536414918
I don't think any expedition can survive three throw picks.

>>536414654
Ok since you asked so nicely :) *whisks you away to do our business in private*

>dlc comes out
>everyone goes into depths with new dlc characters and no decent relic setups
Unlocking bosses/depths should have been character specific

>>536414719
>She's a dark elf "healer" that lives from the emotional abuse of her poor human partner who becomes suicidal several times
isn't this supposed to be a comedy?

>>536409808
>>536410865
>>536411539
gay faggot ass bootleg saber

>>536410076
I’m kinda worried about doing weird stuff, enjoying myself and winning the run but still having the other two regulars block me for briefing or some shit. I don’t want to make erg queues worse but I do want to experiment sometimes

>>536415584
Comedy is only tragedy plus time.

>>536415584
Yes. The joke is that she's not a healer.

>>536404991
>>536408134
>>536409752
That’s so cool. Do you have more models? BB is definitely the game that benefits the most from something like this what with all the sick out there designs. Post more.

>>536406046
>>536409773
Okay I'm seeing the need for vigor but haven't had any issues with finding a holy fundamentalist spell or running out of mana at the nightlord.
FP Boosting only seems necessary if you refuse to use a regular weapon

>>536416207
>>536416232
>>536416308
i guess i just don't find someone constantly gaslighting someone and making them want to kill themselves funny

oh shit wait thats kinda nice doe

lol ggs bird and duch

sorry for feeding, never fought that boss before and didn't figure out how to regen fp til like 3/4ths of the way through

Sitting at 2/3 forever on erg password

>>536416472
She'd probably bring him back to life if he killed himself.

GG augur sorry that took so fucking long I didn't realize you could get your FP back by holding it...
>>536416697
same here kek

>no silver knight archer ironeye skin
he continues to be the worst character

>>536416825
haha yeah i was thinking "wtf is this aids, you just lose without starlight shards"

>[Duchess] Become difficult to sp
>[Duchess] Defeating enemies whi
>[Revenant] Expend HP t
CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING

>>536416472
She does take care of him. Sometimes.
But the joke is that she might actually be Evil trying to act Good but having her sense completely skewed up while he's insanely weak, as bad as Rincewind.

>>536416782
what bosses

gg duchess/eye/wylder dog squad. Just wanted to go to the oracle church to guarantee a holy weapon and I got a nice sacred flamberge to +2 at the crater from it. the gaol next to it was a nice bonus too

>>536417260
If I'm using ghostflame I need the art charges gauge effect or else it feels like a waste
Honestly I want that effect on Wylder too

>>536398852
you don't (unless you're a qt femboy)

>>Maris' music is still bugged
Nice fucking GAME, From

>>536415391
Thanks anon, that helped me a lot <3 And now that I've finished I can focus on playing again.
>>536416529
Oh wow, I'm jealous! I just got a nice Mind relic too that I'm excited to slip in. I'd prefer yours though.
>>536398852
>>536417260
This, but Old Portrait on the top.

I find it weird when people don’t want to fight UTC, edtree avatar, incestral spirits or magma wyrm at lvl 4. Like it’s really hard to get hit by any of them and you can literally sit under increstal spirits belly and it can’t hit you

Should I change the third one for one with the follow up ability to maximize the fire attack +2?

>>536416391
ye, no more painted though

I think the moon presence, flayed beast, and brain thing are pretty cool particularly

>>536417952
no

>>536417989
you mean BSB and a winter lantern

So as far as we know, the 'latent power makes [Weapon] more likely' is only for Depths, right?

>>536417989
What the fuck is this... thing to the left? I recognize the Moon Presence and the Child Molester, but that thing on the left... Is it the werewolf that'll eat everyone in the church?

ggs marias
i like this boss

Recluse but she's insane.
And loli.

>>536417952
No gaols = meme build

>>536418282
The wolf that you can cheese with Molotovs and has its flayed flappy back skin flopping about during the fight.
Blood starved beast or something

gg sorry shifty and duchess, I'm trying to take a break from Wylder

>>536417858
avatar is fine, I'll take him any day. but magma wyrm has terrible AI loops

>>536418782
OH, I remember. That's his flayed skin and not a hood as I thought.

>>536417858
i'll go in on avatar. tree spirit is alright but he's so agile that at low level it sometimes takes forever so i feel like it might not be worth. utc and magma i've had enough bad low level experiences with that i don't bother

>>536418854
gg ironeye, all good hotdog is brutal for squishies
by the time we used our revive the dog was pretty much dead anyway

>>536418195
ah yes. Blood stained beast. I just remember the flayed part in particular.

>>536418890
If you have status I don’t see why you wouldn’t take it on. It’ll just waddle about until it dies and it’s 3 attacks of spin2win, slam and spew magma at belly are insanely easy to avoid.

I knew the moment I didn't have any damage negation passives that I was gonna 3 bar
gg ironeyes

>>536417989
do you print these yourself? where's orphan of some say kosm?

>>536419185
starved

fuck sorry wylder and revenant, my internet fucking killed itself and it wont let me rejoin

>>536418854
why did you drop your starter holy bow to +2 upgrade a hand ballista instead

>>536419348
i had a bunch and still died lmao
gg ez

>>536419537
That sounds pretty based desu
I want to see more Pulleys and Cannons in action, too

>>536408585
do they really think their retarded watermark stops it from being used in a dataset

queue up sluts

>>536419537
It's called throwing the game

>>536419537
Certified ironeye moment

I prefer to play with randoms instead of "fextra" ever again

fucking niggers

I don't get what the souls/likes trigger in me. I have tons on game in Steam I haven't played and on weekends try selections of them. I tried to today 3 games and uninstalled them after hour of playing each. Then I'm trying Blasphemous which I wasn't sure at all and there I am - locked in and liking it from the start.

>>536420256
Never actually queued with the fextra code. Is it fun?

>>536419939
It annoys the AI so yeah.

You, Anonymous: What is your honest and unfiltered opinion on the gaol meta?
I've started using it and am mixed on it.

>>536416785
>makes him want to kill himself
>he finally does
>she brings him back to life just to keep torturing him
>>536417089
so does she start caring about him after she makes him kill himself?

>>536420572
Unfortunately it's really good and once you're knee deep in this game (like 50ish hours) you should be competent enough that routing to fields and castle and weakness PoI's between the gaols should be no problemo. Half the gaol bosses are jobbers who go down in seconds anyway.

>>536416431
if you're using a "regular weapon" then play a class that actually does good damage with said weapon (and has more hp/stamina on top of it). even the S-scaling faith weapons (claws/cipher pata/coded sword) have incredibly poor base damage so the scaling does little good on her. incants are rev's dps, if you're not using them you're griefing

>>536420572
>You, Anonymous: What is your honest and unfiltered opinion on the gaol meta?
When I match with gaol runners I'm pretty sure we lose if it's Everdark Gladius, Libra or even the bugs.

You WILL play with me and you WILL enjoy it
Sincerely, a guardian main

>>536420804
also way more rng dependant than people admit. you can REALLY get fuckin screwed on keys, iron chests at forts and great churches do not guarantee them at all

>>536420572
>You, Anonymous: What is your honest and unfiltered opinion on the gaol meta?
>I've started using it and am mixed on it.
I like it because it's one less relic slot I need to gamble for.

>>536420319
Great game. I still need to try 2.

>>536420256
What's so bad about them?

BG duchess

Duch & wyld the routing was complete shit and I apologize for that, it also looked like all the good melee weapons we got was fire too lol

>>536420863
I've never lost with erg

>>536420256
reply to my post. i know you saw it >>536420368

>>536418541
Gaol meta is shit and cringe

>>536421147
Yes also it's my fault that you two went down and I couldn't revive you so you lost one level but in the end I don't think another level could have helped.
Maybe I should have duplicated the hammer of marika but we had already used the dupe chest when I got it.
Idk the dog just 2 shots everyone with that arena wide explosion.

>>536421284
>good thing bad, actually!
classic erg

>>536420572
good

You should be ulting at the split ups during the beginning and the end of the fight. If you're ulting him during phase 2 (unsplit) you're screwing over the entire team

>>536421147
You're good what really messed me up was losing my runes at Loretta, I knew we weren't gonna get lvl15

>>536421345
it's not bad, it's unfun, also you brought it up unprompted

>>536421492
I want ji to bounce on my fat cock today

>>536421492
What character are you talking about?

>>536417858
I read that as incestuous spirits you faggot

>>536421745
every character besides the bird since he's an F-tier character with an ult that basically does nothing anyway

>>536421492
i disagree, the wylder i had in my last game canceled his giga swipe and we dealt like a quarter of his hp in that time

>>536417858
if you ping magma wyrm at level 4 im leaving the match and then raping you irl

gg dog funrun

>>536421492
I ult at my own discretion

>>536414719
>>536416207
>>536416308
>>536417089
>>536418513
Ok but is it good or not

>>536421969
we already know you're shit sens

>>536421969
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t. Rev main

>>536422045
who the fuck is sens, im not a discord name fag

>>536421969
somebody post the corrected version of this

GGWP - Guardian + Ironeye. You're both truly, beautiful.

>Blood Claws Rev ain't it.

>>536417858
t.

>>536417323
i look like that and eat that and do that
>>536417579
small indie company chud you WILL understand

>>536421890
Flockchads our response?