Thread 536453445

Free ERP Edition

>News
Ascension has Bronzebeard+ or BBC+ for short and some people are playing on it so check it out now!
17/08/2025 : Turtle Wow has just released 1.18.0, Scars of the Past. This update brings a lot of new changes, such as new zones, dungeon extensions, MC extension and bosses changes, new items and updated loot. Updated classes, rated PvP arenas and more!
17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!

>Released Servers
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)
Azerotica - https://azerotica.net (ERP Classic+)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
WotLK5Man - https://wotlk5.com (WotLK)

>Guilds
To join a guild, type /who g-"guild name" to see who is online, and whisper anyone once you're above level 5.
- Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction
- Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, ERP guild
- Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction
- Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>536229653

>>536452934
You can tell it's the same one shitstirrer making all the posts because he keeps getting the name wrong

>>536453445 (OP)
Ugly image

>>536453619
Was going to use this and call it "Sweatlord Edition" but the other image seemed more appropriate especially given I added to the OP.

Will Evil and Branded raid together?

>>536453873
is an inclusive guild and does not endorse any form of .

>>536453789
You're always posting that one picture when that guy made many, many more.

>>536453873
I wouldn’t recommend it. It would be a repeat of FMC where the ERPers cause endless drama.
If Evil is smart they will recruit from the thread but also from the game and build a guild where the core is anon but they are supported by non-anons who still fit the “culture” of 4chan (aka they say words like faggot and nigger).

I have been playing SPP Classics Cmangos edition for a while now, and it's been really great.
Is there something like this for later expansions, such as Legion?

>tauren
>female
>hunter
>slow and steady
>hardcore
>no quest addons
oh yeah it's gaming time

>>536454110
When I bake an OP I generally look through the previous thread and find a picture that inspires me from it. I feel it creates a continuity between the threads especially if it is somehow relevant to the discussion. But eyecatching images are also good as are funny ones.
If there are good pictures that you think would work well in the OP feel free to post them in this thread. I am not the only baker mind you.

>the sheer terror you feel when you think you've gotten lost in a dungeon and worry that you will make a fool of yourself as the rest of the party is up ahead, desperately pleading to God that you find your way to them soon or don't do something even stupider like draw aggro and die again
Just me?

>>536454320
Based
What pet will you go for?

What level should I do RFC?

>the rewards for slow and steady were already abysmal
>they nerfed them anyway
what the FUCK were they thinking?

>>536454521
Just say you got lost and someone will help.

I discovered the motherload

>>536454692
They basically got tired of people using the challenge to not donate while using warmode and tents to subvert the experience penalty. Shenna wants your money.

>branded
>evil
Which guild should I join?

>imagine playing hc
>imagine playing warmode
>imagine playing boaring
>imagine playing craftsmaster
>imagine playing level 1 troonatic
>imagine playing slow and steady
>imagine playing exhausted
>imagine playing vagrant

>>536454695
I'm afraid I'm too autistic for that. That would be guaranteed embarrassment. This is also why I will rarely say 'inv?' and will just awkwardly stand around hoping they invite me of their own accord - otherwise I risk the embarrassment of requesting an invite and being ignored. Naturally, it's also necessary for me to pretend I wasn't trying to tag the mob I was trying to tag but someone got to it beforehand.

>>536454560
honestly, i think i want a croc, but only because i think they're cool desu

kinda want to play HC but having some spastic 3rd worlder randomly d/c mid dungeon or whatever is really putting me off

Anons, what do you do when questing (or grinding mobs for those of you who don't have souls)? Podcasts? Music? Gooning?

Quick question.

My brother and I played wow 20 years ago together, and now we're playing turtle wow. We started with a group of 5 or 6 close friends but now the guild has grown. My brother refuses to use discord, and this is the problem. He will use other voice programs but the whole guild is on discord. He won't use it and says he'd rather not play with the guild than sign on to discord. We did lots of dungeons using other voice progs but now as the guild is bigger we need everyone on one platform, and he won't join.

Any suggestions? He won't budge and we can't have the tank in 10mans using typing as only comms.

>>536454760
>Binds for all the goldshire one time use items
soul

>>536455272
What the fuck is his problem?
Also your guild sounds comfy. Can I join?

>>536455045
Damn anon you’ve got soul. Godspeed!

>>536455272
Tell him to stop being an autistic performative retard

>>536455243
Background music while I talk to other players. Sometimes roleplay. Sometimes chitchat.

>>536455365
>>536455423
He literally would rather quit the guild or even the server than use discord. He says he's old enough that he isn't going to do shit he doesn't want to do. Like I said, he won't budge.

Also can't give guild name because of this post

>>536455665
Then tell him to quit
He sounds like a gigantic fucking baby who would quit in a month's time when someone tells him to watch his aggro anyway

>>536455824
Thanks for the advice. I assume you don't have a brother.

I take it Ascension is better for solo play? I'm having a good time trying different classes.

>>536455915
well what do you expect us to say? You know him better than us. Your choices are either 1) convince him (only you know how) 2) make adjustments just for him like using a program like ventrilo or whatever if it still exists assuming he's ok with using that (apparently WoW itself has inbuilt voice comms now? Idk if that's on this version though) 3) Leave him out

>>536455915
I do and I'd bully him for shit like this

>>536456149
I don't know what I expected you to say. Its a stressor for me and I want to include him. I wanted advice. Your advice was cut him out. Well, that's his solution too. I wanted something that would keep us playing together.

>>536455393
/salute
Idk what I'm going to listen to while leveling/grinding though

>>536455665
Use Onlizer to connect Discord VC to Skype.

>>536455243
I listen to Youtube commentators talk about lolcows. My favorite to listen to right now is Saturated Content.

>>536455243
I watch VODs of my favorite chudette VTubers
https://youtu.be/YFmpP-_WZH4?si=oIhkY-rc8pfSw6S4

>>536456770
Elaynna…

>>536456348
tell the guild they all need to download TS3 because your brother won't join voice otherwise and you don't want to play without him.

>>536455272
Discord is retarded. Use Teamspeak.

>>536455243
Cocteau Twins.
https://youtu.be/ND1J78xmTCI

>>536455243
>Music
>Youtube (vidya, vidya lore, historical stuff (usually battles), SteveMRE, various other shit)
>TV show (usually something I've seen before and don't need to pay attention to)
>Talk to friends in Shitcord (and maybe watch them play vidya)

>>536456973
I said I wanted to play with him, not that I wouldn't play without him. And no, part of the problem is that several of the guildies don't like or want to use the voice prog we were using.

I'm not sure there's a solution. That's why I'm frustrated. I'm more invested in growing the guild and getting to higher content, and while he's a competent and willing to put in the runs, he is less interested in working with people outside our initial friend group, I think. Mostly he just despises discord as a platform. He tolerated the new guildies in the other voice prog.

>>536457496
Any chance that if you're just like 'ok well don't join then' and then the rest of you all talk on discord he'll eventually stop being stubborn and give in once he feels he's missing out?

what is with boomers and being so anti-discord like on god bruh

>>536455243
Horses videos are nice. Curious Archive, Alt Shift X and Jacob Geller are nice too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NCBt1N-qps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucwnfFzlDWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ1Oa_uHsLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imNtSPM3-r4

>>536457726
I know my brother. He's too stubborn for that. If anything he'd convince our closer friend(s) to just use the old program that the newer guildies won't use. It'd be him and probably one of our other friends in one chat and the rest in the second chat.

>>536457902
old good new bad

>>536457902
People pretending to be boomers that don't realize Discord has been around for a decade now

>>536457902
Trooncord sucks. Weirdos become overly obsessed with it and spend all day on it talking to other lonely weirdos when all anyone needs is a voice chat for games.

Does have a Mumble server?

>>536457902
>need to give your mobile fucking phone number to participate in groomcord

>>536458513
You don't have to, that's only if you want to chat like a retard in a 10k+ person discord but its optional with regular ones for guilds or friend groups.

>fail RP
i hope you don't do this

>>536458513
Telling on yourself for joining those 100k+ user ""community"" discords

are there any bag addons in the launcher to download? i can't find one

>>536459427
Yes. Look in the OP.

>>536458513
Is now your Real ID if you live in the UK and EU/US will soon follow.
Time to bring back Mumble/TeamSpeak servers with sovl.

>>536457902
because they have no social skills and think its a trap by the government to find out which loli's they are jerking it to (all these sites are run by the FBI but dont tell them that)

>>536460180
If you are on discord it is because you lack social skills but crave social interactions and discord is all you have.
That or you’re forced to use it because you play games with asocial tards.

Should remove FMC from the OP.
They migrated to Branded.

Is the Bronzebeard+ guild active? Thinking of giving ascension a try

This is masochism

>>536462459
No, he's just an epic hardcore gamer

Drownable grass. Still better than Blizzard, though.

>>536462331
I don't think it is. From what I can tell it's yet another Koto guild where he makes a guild then alternates between advertising it and disappearing. Right now he's disappeared.

>>536462459
i could only imagine doing this shit if it was like my umpteenth character after leveling to 60 multiple times
being new to troondle and all the patches, i want to see all the new kustom kreated kontent without worrying if i'm gonna die to a d/c and have to go back to fucking northshire

Playing Turtle WoW for the first time
Do I really have to mindlessly grind trash mobs for hours once I run out of quests to do? This sucks.

>>536463708
>run out of quests
Never happens. They've added so many, and with rested experience from tents you never run out.

>>536463708
No? Even in regualr vanilla you don't have to but here the amount of quests is so staggering you can get to 60 with 0 grinding.

>>536463787
>>536463832
Not that anon but grinding is still the fastest way to level for many classes but if you hate grinding you're both right you can easily level to 60 from 100% questing and 0% grinding. It's not even that much slower really.

>>536455272
Your brother is based and you're a kike.

>>536455272
Your brother has a porn discord and doesn't want to share it.

>>536456223
>bully your own brother because he doesn't install pedo groomer software out of peer pressure
I hope your brother beats the shit out of you some day, you pathetic cuck.

>>536466505
>pedo groomer software
Every instant messaging service ever. I don't know why everyone target fixates on Discord

Mage should have a 4th talent tree that blends Arcane magic with the holy power of The Light.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XuxziBaH4

>>536466658
>Every instant messaging service ever.
Interesting counterfactual. Now how many of them are actively used by children, exactly?

i've wanted to try roleplaying for a while but i constantly delete my profile to rewrite it because i'm worried it will come off as powergamey, and i make purely physical descriptions of the character to not force other players to interact with him in a specific way.
what do anons?

>>536466886
I wouldn't know, and it doesn't matter. The fact is, any instant messaging service is going to serve the same function for those sorts of people. They have in the past; they will in the future. It's retarded to bitch and moan about Discord for something that exists entirely separately from it. It's only Discord now because the competition is dead.

You want to whinge about Discord, talk about how fucking garbage it is as a forum alternative and how many fucking retards want to use it for exactly that.

>>536467042
Nice demoralization campaign, are you done yet? Still not using Discord.

>>536467691
>no actual counterargument, just unrelated buzzword regurgitation
Not even surprised.
Are you actually retarded enough to not realize pedos exist in online chat function services regardless of current software meta? Just look at all the shit about Roblox, you idiot.

>>536467894
That anon doesn’t need a “counterargument.” If he doesn’t want to use discord then he won’t use discord. You trying you push it aggressively really doesn’t do anything to dispel the “groomer” rumor.
But here I’ll say this on his behalf: discord and roblox are infested with pedos because they attract little kids and pedos are attracted to little kids so they follow the little kids there. Some ten year old isn’t using Ventrillo any more which is a part of why boomers who don’t want to fuck little kids use old programs like it.

>>536453445 (OP)
Orcs are niggers of Azeroth

>>536468756
I guess that's why all the white women want to fuck them.

>>536468201
>If he doesn’t want to use discord then he won’t use discord. You trying you push it aggressively really doesn’t do anything to dispel the “groomer” rumor.
Good job being unable to read, numbnuts. I don't give a shit about whether or not he downloads Discord. I was trying to figure out why people love to single it out for pedofaggotry when that shit's been going on for decades and has almost nothing to do with the program itself.
>Discord attracts little kids
Discord is the normalfaggot chat service. That includes kids. But it's not geared any more towards them than TS, Vent, or Xfire was 20 years ago.
>which is a part of why boomers who don’t want to fuck little kids use old programs
Which is retarded as fuck
>I don't buy a work van despite needing a work van because kidnappers use that
>I won't buy a handgun because that's what gangsters use
How much fucking time out of your day do you guys spend thinking about pedophiles? The pedos will find somewhere to infest regardless. The only way to be rid of them online involves massive invasions of everyone's privacy. Anyway, I got my question answered: yes, the opinion is just as sensationalist and retarded as it sounds.

>>536466886
Why are you sharing servers with children?

>>536466505
LOL I'm going to sucker punch him over this post

any turtle nigga know where this comb is
i've been looking all over town

>>536469341
The lady in the town hall sitting in the chair in Ambershire.

>>536469081
The discord demographic is 20% under 18.
And I wouldn’t trade in my good old working reliable van for one that has blacked windows and FREE CANDY painted on the side just because it is newer.
I spend very little time thinking about (You) because I don’t used groomcord.

>>536469341
>quest to retrieve someone’s comb so you can get their hair
That’s just a Duskwood quest.

I'm levelling on Ambershire and so far all the dungeon bosses have been piss easy (except Van Cleef) while the mob packs are insanely hard. Have not wiped to a boss once but have wiped numerous times to mobs. Did they fuck up the tuning?

>>536470993
That's how classic WoW has been since 2004. Bosses are loot pinatas you fight your way through hard trash packs to reach.

>>536460391
Discord is where the raid signups are made you sperg.

can i get the ip of the ventrilo?

Hi, GM here, it has been decided that we will be using a private Counter Strike 1.6 server for voice chat communication.

>>536471059
>raid signups
You just show up at the same time every week the fuck you need a sign up for just be there early and get in.

>>536471478
No, time schedule and plans change all the time.

>>536458654
>>536459290
New accounts need a phone now. Your accounts are just older than when it became a thing.

>>536471652
Not really but if they do you just put the new schedules in your guild motd. Zero need for discord.

so did sylma really just quit?

>>536472174
Yes xister, they were having a meltie in my dms lol.

It calls to me like the green goblin mask

>>536472174
Last she told me was that she was playing a burglar on LOTRO and peacing out from 4chan because it wasn't good for her

>>536472468
got it for free

>>536473271
How? 60 with slow and steady?

>>536473297
https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=16047

Thanks for the bags

>>536473352
>image shows the hat not hiding the hair
what a SCAM.

>>536455272
Based brother

requesting big titty mods for 'poch

>>536471881
No, not going to clean up after you.

>>536471881
you're retarded if you think people will want to raid with a guild that raid leads over wow chat

>>536475138
You use a different voice chat program. No need for discord.

there is already a clique cord for evil KEK

>>536475303
>jump through 3 different hoops just to not use a program
you need to check your autism bro

How silly

>>536476580
shadow wizard

>>536476205
>use ingame motd and a voice chat program that isn’t discord
Not even remotely hard

I checked RP profiles of people in . Is it normal that half of them are trannies? Some are even troon IC.

>>536453178
>>536476127
plz healsluts, stop lying about my cool racist guild
this is what evil stands for => https://streamable.com/qmxg7y

>>536476924
one of them is a corpse and another one of them is into preggo erp

>>536476924
Yes. It’s an ERP guild.

>>536476974
based and based

Stonetalon or wetlands for 18-25 leveling as a dark blue nelf queen?
Which one is more fun

when does shaman tanking stop working

>>536476924
>>536476974
Why are you fags not posting screencaps of these profiles?

I am constantly oom as paladin. Hate it

>>536477154
when does shaman tanking START working?

>>536477221
Because they don't exist.

Can you really just transmog every piece to hidden and run around naked?

>>536477221
>>536477383

>>536477301
It tanks all the low level shitter dungeons very well

>>536477301
16 with totemic alignment but an actual tank will always be better

>>536477221
Not at home right now, was yesterday that I checked them out. Will post them when I'm back home. There was one describing their transition in description and another about being a lesbian tranfem.

>>536477535
That's an orc pregnancy

>>536477535
Now that’s more like it!
>>536477631
Please do.

>>536477985
Hot

>>536477535
You people make me sick.

>>536473889
If Epoch uses the same models as vanilla then the titty mod in the OP pastebin should still work fine.

>>536477537
That's not saying much lol. A hunter pet can tank low lvl dungeons.

>>536478575
It doesn’t. I have working mods for that server but refuse to share. Fuck Epoch.

I miss him and hope he returns for Legion

What's the trick to machine-gunning with the bow?
I have literally never played a s a hunter. Something about animation cancelling?

>>536479303
Install a swingtimer addon and just backpedal between shots. IIRC you need to be stationary for at least 0.5s before shooting.

I want a trans gf to play WoW and jerk off with, will Turtle or Epoch give a better shot at that?

I want a barabro on ambershire

>>536482197
Turtle. Try Branded on Ambershire.

>doing Stonetalon quests
>typical "the elements are screaming in agony, please calm them by killing grimtotem and venture minions"
>suddenly a blood elf says "ayo, I heard you hate the night elves, go to the peak and kill botanists and dyrads for me. it'll be totally poggers yo"
While true, this feels schizophrenic. Why is the Horde half preaceful nature loving hippy and half twisted psychopath?

>Branded is the containment guild for transgenders
Just when I thought Ambershire couldn't get better

>>536482291
Thanks I'll check them out

I didn't expect slow & steady to be this slow

what's the best mage leveling spec on turtle?

>>536483618
use tents and aoe farm for 1x xp rate

>>536483802
All are great
Frost: Great in PvP and survival for all its crowd control, has a new PVE spelll called Icicles, still great for AoE farming but this shit is soulless
Fire: Fireball
Arcane: A meme on classic but goes hard on Turtle, multiple new spells, some mana management is involved

what's the best paladin leveling spec on turtle? I am oom all the time and take a lot of dmg due to low dps

>>536485117
They're too different to compare, if you want to paly alone, Ret, if you're in a group settings or like to do dungeons, Prot or Holy.

>>536476947
Based

>>536485253
will prot and holy be absolute slug fest to lvl?

>>536478842
It does

>>536465154
>evil is a fully anon guild
Wait. How can you be sure? When I joined I was never asked if I was a 4channeler or a /wpsg/ anon or anything.

>>536485496
Yeah it's really silly to level as holy if you plan on mainly questing, especially when respec cost caps out at 5g

>>536485679
Now that you mention it, same for me...

>>536485117
Protection
>can aoe farm for crazy exp once you hit 20
>extremely easy to find dungeon groups
>your tank set is also your solo set, don't need to have a half-baked dps set on the side to clog up inventory
The only downside is it's slower if you need to pull single targets for some reason but you're extremely safe and the amount of time you save aoeing down groups more than makes up for it.

>>536485679
>>536485781
because it's only promoted here

>>536486485
based, gonna join branded
5'8" 230 lbs here

Branded! Branded! Branded!

i'm gonna stay in evil and erp with branded members

>>536486485
I am now announcing my official transition from to .

>>536486907
Is this just an excuse to eat like a whale?

Here your guildmates

>>536487451
Based, trannies make my cock harder than a rock

>>536486485
Does have a spot for me?

>>536487718
>Bang's and Sprite
based

Would I attract more futas to rape me if I played as a fem high elf or a brown fem humie? I've never played turtle before

>>536487718
a real life mpreg...

anyone up for some comfy dungeon delving?

>>536455272
>you NEED to be verbally told what to do in order to complete easy WoW raids and raid mechanics
Your brother is better off without your autism/narcissism.

>>536487924
yesh

>>536487924
Fem Highelf.
But that's just my personal preference as a futa.

>>536486485
>cringe edgelords vs based bara daddy doms
Easy choice.

>>536487451
Wait… I recognize these profiles…

why do I keep getting dced? it doesn't even kick me out of the game everything just stops I have to force close it

Are Branded/Evil Normal or HC guilds?

>>536491539
No one plays hardcuck

>>536491617
shame

>>536491790
hardcore guilds are usually very nice, the one on nordanaar even had a wiki to help new hardcore players on turtle

>>536491232
please respond

>>536493736
check your addons&/reinstall the game saar

>>536491232
>>536493736
Disable all mods then addons then verify files.

Ambershire census

>>536494267
Goblin warlock bros, what went wrong?

>>536494473
Absolutely nothing. We are simply too special.

>>536494267
I should roll a gnome/gob warlock…

>>536494267
it feels like there are so many more shamans than this

>starter zone chats dead because everyone is too low level to talk
lol

>>536494267
Shaman is too popular
All the shamans who are playing right now need to quit because I'm supposed to be the only shaman

>>536493872
>>536493947
thankyou saars

>>536494267
I've never played Turtle, what's a fun class to troon out on as a high elf? I was thinking either mage or hunter.

>>536496749
hunter and get a wolf pet

>>536496749
turtle has the reputation to buff meme specs a lot, go have fun with them!

FUCK Westfall and FUCK fighting over mobs.

Once I am lvl 20-22 I am spamming dungeons to level. This is too fucking tiresome

>>536494267
manlet races stay gone

You have to use a fashion coin EVERY TIME you get a replacement piece? What the FUCK?

>>536498898
fashion coins are dropped often in max level content

I vomit at the site of a goblin

>you can only do shadow wardens or druids of the talon not both
omg please this molten front grind is killing me from the inside

>>536454923
Why would you?

>do dungeon
>see sparkly dead mob
>take white loot
>guy flips out and writes a paragraph ranting about how its his, he was cleaning out his inventory, people get blacklisted for that, etc
why is it peoples first instinct to get shitty

>>536500998
>alleged in game chat drama
>no image showing it even happened
name a more iconic duo

>>536500998
dad gamers love to bitch about ninja looting like their life depends on it

>>536501128
the sacred texts were pushed too far up into oblivion, they are lost

It's been so long since I played on the 1.12 client, I forgot moonwalking was a thing

>>536457902
Discord killed forums, I'll never forgive the jew.

>>536501128
its true im the guy that wrote the rant

>>536494267
crazy how warlock keeps losing popularity year after year no matter the server

>>536503512
im sure always having to summon lazy retards who are more than capable of running to the dungeon/raid themselves have little to do with it

>>536503512
I just don't get it. Locks are always underpopulated, even in the expansions/pservers where they're OP.

>>536503920
What expansions were they ever op in?

i'm scared

>>536504060
TBC (albeit boring, no surprise here) and Pandashit. Probably in nu-WoW too. They're also really good in some parts of WotLK (Ulduar) and stroll all the expansion, still underplayed.

>>536504060
TBC
Wrath
Cata
MoP
Legion

>>536504060
BC and MoP specifically.

have you heard of the high elves

>>536504216
you're fine, that npc doesn't attack, just don't hit them or they spawn adds

Whitewagtail has already ruined 10-19 pvp I see

>>536505113
nelfies are good too!!

As soon as I get to level 18 I'm not doing anything but healing dungies

>>536506215
what is your name my beautiful femdwarf

>>536506215
orcish rapemeat

>>536506215
made for goblin cock
post name

>>536507429
>>536506786
>>536506295
The name is Goldbraid, and I'm a proud daughter of the mountain, not anything of these disgusting things.

I will be healing dwarf and human champions of the alliance, thank you very much.

>>536506215
>>536507728
Made for gnome cock.

>>536507728
>Goldbraid
That's so fucking cute. What realm are you on?

>>536507920
Fresh turtle. Having fun. It's a neat server!

>>536507728
>yfw dungeon queue pops and you experience a pleasant memory healing a Horde group

>>536506215
same but lvl 20 and tanking

>>536482435
It's funnier when you play as tauren druid.

>>536505113
Mudcrabs awful creatures

How do I get an invite to

>>536509869
/who g-"evil"

>>536507728
You'll be in a highlight reel on ORCD.com soon

If I want to get orced, should my priest be high elf, night elf, human, or dwarf

>>536510252
Yes

>>536453445 (OP)
tutel!

>>536509869
Join instead

>>536507728
Property of Eviljib

What's Jib lore? I'm kinda new but I remember seeing him in Stormwind on Nordanaar with a bunch of people sitting around him

>>536510985
Just delete a character.

>>536496749
Paladin and Priest makes the most people seethe from my experience

why do all tauren include being ripped and shredded in their trp? are they compensating?

>>536512462
No see, my giant muscular minotaur man needs to be ESPECIALLY brawny

>>536512462
If you're going to roleplay as tauren why wouldn't you?

I have 20 pieces of roasted tauren meat in my bank account and I'm not afraid to eat it.

So basically if I don't want to even see a literal tranny faggot erp nigger, I should join any guild except a 4chan guild?

>>536512462
I spend 10 minutes describing the musculature on my tauren in every RP scenario.

>>536512462
Isnt the point of the bulls that they are bigger than everyone else? Why not play it up?

is it true dregnuk is the gm of ?

>>536512462
AAP niggas be like

>>536514493
You should also avoid RP guilds and mass invite guilds.

Is this a good talent tree for a hunter on Turtle?

>>536514882
Elaynna...

Is Warmane or Whitemane the better option? Specifically to play wotlk. Me and a buddy of mine are still noobs in wow and in search for a server where we could lvl our first max lvl characters.

>>536515008
Literally who?

>>536514493
here we have a containement guild for erp & lgbT called , but you're safe to join which is for exploring dungeons, doing PvP and learning the game!

>>536515461
backwards

>>536514493
I've ERP'd with multiple trannies in both 4chan guilds since the server launched, don't join either of you want to avoid fhem

>>536515980
I have only done ERP with 2 members of , have yet to do anything with anyone from

>>536515909
don't tell him

>>536516520
I came so hard from the Evil girl I might make her a long term thing

>>536517028
Name?

Why is everyone riding those DUMB TURTLES

How do i stop being so poor?

>>536517162
I don't kiss and tell publicly if the other person doesn't want their business out there sorry anon

>>536517289
it's a mount you can get by doing at lvl 18+ quest at the darkmoon faire

>>536514882
Yes

>>536517550
its Elaynna's alt you retard

>>536512462
It's an ERP profile that screams "I was bullied in high school"

>>536518120
you aren't funny

>>536494267
>Based horde-chads have equal representation
>Cringe-lliance is all humans and elves

I don't know whats going on at epoch, but the lack of class hotfixes and some of the working as intended hunter shit is fucking insane.

What classes are good over here on ambie? The talent trees are radically different for a lot of classes.

>>536472468
>>536473271
>>536473580
>>536476580

>NIGGER
Why would turtle add this in?

>>536494825
Think of it like this. For any class that isn't paladin or shaman, the amount that you'lll see regularly in game is about half of what you see on the chart because the other half is on the opposite faction far removed from you. With that in mind, shaman will be one of the most common classes on the horde by a bit.

Of course what that really get across is how ridiculous the paladin population is.

it's fucking stupid that they took the engineer trainer out of IF and put it in that shitty gnome zone

>ugly ass turtles all over the city now
It was fun while it lasted

>>536519850
It's not too bad when the server is old, you have a bank, mail and AH all next to the anvil, it's great

So, does my pet level up beside me?
Will she learn new spells on her own? I can teach her growl at this point. Also, how often do i need to feed her?

>>536515461
What if I want to explore dungeons, do pvp and learn the game but I'm also lgbt

It's gaming time

>>536521498
Elaynna...

What the hell is going on?

Cresent staff arms or Wingblade + Stringviper fury

13K POP

>>536521498
Yes it will and no you have a skill called beast training and a separate teacher that teaches you skills you can then teach to your pet.
>how often do i need to feed her?
At the beginning a lot since she starts rebellious but the higher loyalty she has, the less she demands food. Just keep her happiness icon green at all times and you're set.

>>536453445 (OP)
>Amber 11k online
>Kezan 7k
lol turtle won

Epoch status?

>>536519687
then why does the wpsg guild has 6 shaman and one (inactive) paladin

>>536523312
Because nord wpsg guild had like 8 paladins at some point, people rolling on a new realm don't make the same class.

>>536523312
fun class to play

>>536523135
Little under half Turtle's population

>>536519687
This

whats going on?

So what is a good private server so I can avoid the troon/fag nonsense?
Should I avoid the ones marked "progressive"?
Turtle looks interesting....

>>536524346
none, everyone who plays wow in 2025 is a fag

>>536523897
whats the URL?

why am I not seeing damage numbers on non targets

>>536524346
progressive means it progresses from extension to extension anon-kun
no one has asked me to use she/her for them on the new wpsg turtle guild so far

>>536523485
I did

>>536524936
Thanks for the clarification....

>>536524537
https://twow-pop.click

We can now officially say "Fuck off we're full" if someone asks if Turtle is any good

>>536525256
Luckily I have an older account so I can skip queue

>>536525256
full of chinese bots yeah

>>536525256
Too many chinks and vatniggers

still no FP in northern STV for alliance

So I just my first little pvp, in world.
Couldn't kill a guy 10 levels below me because there was a Shaman that dropped a totem and peaced off, so I ran

How am I supposed to beat that

>>536524523
imagine posting in wow threads in 2025 when you don't even play wow

>>536526101
Average turtle quality.

bwos what's a fun pvp class on turtle...?
is mage good or am I going to get raped by paladins ?

>>536526741
paladins. best class is paladin. roll paladin

>>536514882
hotdog shot is the best skill in the game

>>536526741
shamans. best class is shaman. roll shaman

I have no idea who this is.

>>536527494
groomer

>>536526741
shamans, paladins and mages are king

>>536525794
Sorry Cuck!
Catcha: TVRAW

I'm playing a hardcore slow and steady exhaustion(fuck tent faggots) blonde female high elf paladin on Ambershire.

I'm gonna do all the quests and get the loremaster title.

>>536530307
>I'm gonna do all the quests and get the loremaster title.
Doubt. I will give you 100g if you just make it to 60

>>536530307
>go into a lvl 5 cave
>get softlock because of hyperspawn

>>536530752
Challenge accepted....

>>536531151
>reposted image
hmmm

>>536531151
Apple?

>>536531326
My browser randomizes md5 and filename on upload, chuddie.

>>536531625
nigga this was posted on /epog/ before >>536451307

>>536531625
Why are you lying...

Damn these chudsters are going apeshit.

>>536531789
>>536531809

i wonder how many years it'll take for not only for retail to die for real, but for someone to decide to make a private server that picks up whatever the final WoW expansion and make it coherent

>>536531151
you should go to a doctor this level of scoliosis is not normal

>>536532285
I hope someone do that for ffxiv.

>>536532694
I would love to play a ffxiv private server....

>>536532694
>>536533140
>a ff14 server where the game is tuned up to actually be difficult
One can dream......

>>536532285
It will never die too many whales.

are there any special hunter pets added

>>536533359
What do you mean? savage raids are designed that you fail the enrage if your DPS is a bit off.

Why does my inventory get flooded by no longer relevant quest items? Why can't the game just delete them for me?

Is mana regen fast or vanilla like on Turtle? I was thing of rolling mage but I don't want to drink every 3 or 4 mobs

>>536536230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFqs7lqmz-A

>>536519850
Dwarfs are not engineers, silly. They are dumb.

>>536535672
Sorry, I played the game for 120 hours on the free trial and never died once.

There is no kobold mine equivalent. The dungeons are piss easy. It's a bad game, and "it gets good 500 hours in" isn't compelling.

Turtle HD just made me run out of memory in stormwind.

>>536539192
They make the base game as easy as possible so every mouth breather can see the story because a lot of casuals only play it as a visual novel, the difficult content only comes at max level like how it is in retail WoW since Cata was their inspiration when they made ARR

>>536540217
Well mission accomplished because it sucks just like cata.

Hopefully I'll get a robe again soon, I look foolish running around in shorts.

>>536540217
This is a really foolish idea a lot like retail wow, because casual dad gamers WANT the early casual game not to be hard, but to at least be engaging, and it needs to have SOME challenge for you to care about character leveling up at all.

>>536540217
I will never forgive them for nerfing Orbonne Monastery because it dared to be a non-savage raid that put up a tiny smidgen of resistance.

>uninstall HD
>now her eyes are fucked up

Ok I'm done with that crashy buggy mess, I'm trying Shenna's slop for the first time

>>536541619
Looking cute

any unhinged psychopaths playing on the new firestorm/bugstorm/trashfirestorm that's launching tomorrow?

Gonna try turtle out. Where do I find victims for my sleazy goblin hypnotist

Aecheur ... what's going on big guy...

>>536494267
Why doesn't anybody wanna play Goblin? They're cool and they put a lotta work into it =(

>>536542446
I hate their starting zone.

>>536542446
Horde is shit and goblins are ugly. They don't look like your picture or the race selection picture.

>>536523897
To be fair you're kind of shooting yourself in the foot if you aren't playing a Paladin on turtle. Best tanks across the board, competitive for top dps and heals lel who cares this is a classic+ pserver paladins want any excuse to not don the dress

>>536542446
Class selection for them is ass

>>536542446
The goblin female faces are really bad, the starting zone is not good, and they have pretty limited class selection (why can't I be a goblin healslut?)

>>536542667
Thinly veiled goblin lewd pic begging post

>>536542764
have fun getting slaughtered

>the fix for turtle HD crashing is to set addon memory to 512 rather than 0
?????????????????????

>>536542764
but i want to play with wpsg not vm

>>536539192
>>536540217
The problem is more that Early XIV is really fucking awful to play. Being braindead would be one thing, but getting 2-3 buttons for most of the early game is ridiculous. You don't even get to actually play your class until the 50-60 range
Even Vanilla gives you more stuff to toy with at early levels

How's the PVP in Turtle?

>>536543839
The battlegrounds are balanced and you can some world pvp after lvl 30 with war mode

Everything seems to hit so hard and take so long to kill in turtle wow. Did they make mobs stronger than blizzard wow?

>>536542397
My evil conspiracy has been exposed, back to the drawing board

>>536542446
I do. Actively.

Futa BTW

>>536542446
My goblin hypnotist warlock is very proud of his race.

>>536544489
>futa

>>536544489
would you 69 with a male tauren and we can throat eachother and bust loads in eachothers throats

>>536540069
that's not good, don't think I've ever seen that error, I get disconnected on turtle, but you can easily get back in

>>536519376
For PVE everything is more or less viable

>>536541384
time to remake

>>536544681
Just two bros hanging out doing normal regular every day bro stuff.

>>536545062
nothing gay about it

>>536542446
Pfff... if I could be a cute femgob I would definitely play them. But they look too ugly. Even gnomes look cuter.
Maybe give players the option if they want to be a ugly goblin or a cute one.

>>536545260
>why aren't goblins green gnomes instead
absolute shit taste, back to gnomeregan with you

>>536544872
Is spriest just a mana battery here like in TBC?
Rolling here with a friend and I want to play a caster with a heal offspec, debating over priest or shaman.

how's spriest for PVP in turtle?

>>536545484
>Is spriest just a mana battery here like in TBC?
yes
>Rolling here with a friend and I want to play a caster with a heal offspec, debating over priest or shaman.
shaman is better for pvp i'd say

>>536542446
because they dont actually look like that

>>536545484
>>536546484
Note that smite-based holy dps is also viable on turtle if spriest isn't your jam.

It was the fucking MORNING when I started dragonmaw. It's getting dark now. Never doing that shit again.

Also the fucking 3rd worlders in the group yelled at me for needing on this saying it's not for mage it's for the healer. Bitch it has every stat I'm using and then some and at higher values.
Ended up just greeding on 2 more things I could have used, because the tank was still sperging for the healer.

>>536547407
Welcome to how every WoW thread is on 4chan

>>536547596
lol bitch know your place

>>536547596
Why didn't you do the new and difficult dungeon with your 4chan guildies?

>>536542764
>
Hey I'm in that shadowver guild! Shame they are on epoch.

>>536542446
They're just retail goblins but with horrible faces

What the hell is causing this?

>>536494267
Surprised hunter is so popular, but this is babys first server for a lot of people and newfags love hunter

>>536549519
>hunter
>not Paladin

what are the 4chan guilds on nord?

>>536549709
paladin is always popular on classic+ realms because people always are curious if they finally made the class with a cool fantasy but unimaginably ass design finally cool

>>536494267
>rogue second to last
the absolute state

>>536550020
>PVE server

>>536542446
Give me a nipple texture mod and I'll do it

>>536550020
People don't know combat scales as good as warrior nown

>>536545393
Not exactly like Gnomes. Just make goblins small, green, portable fuck-holes. I just want to tell a human or orc all about how I would like to turn Stranglethorn vale into Blackstone isle or how all banking and media should be controlled by goblins, only for him to call me a little, green kike and shut me up by shoving his dick in my mouth.
Is that too much to ask?

>>536549519
Have you seen Kezan census? It's full of hunter.

hello

So considering they're gonna be fixing pushback and hunter pets, what's gonna be the next best class?

Does Turtle have anything like EP's racial swap feature?

>>536553562
None whatsoever.

>>536545393
Not gnomes but they can be a little prettier for players who like them prettier.

>>536553562
Give it until next year. Wouldn't be surprise if it's an added feature since that's all Epoch has going for it at this point. That and the 3.5 client.

>>536555331
I fear $shop-only

Why dont female goblins have eye brows.

>doing some lighthearted RP
>some Scarlet Crusade shithead comes and starts disrupting
>tell them to fuck off
>everyone in my party turns on me, apparently they thought it was funny
>I'm the odd one out for not wanting someone spamming toys and trolling all around my RP
Why even bother.

If the turtle spam on /epog/ doesn't stop I'm going to shit up this thread

>>536555823
sounds like you're autistic

>>536555918
>I'm going to shit up this thread
So you're going to be the average poster here

>>536555918
>some obnoxious asshole is in my thread, so I'm gonna go shit up somebody else's
Eat a dick.

Did epoch make moonkin good yet

when is turtle making molten core easier than raids that come after it again?

>>536555918
I don't know why they're even shilling there, we're full over here

Why does it take so long to update the turtle client?

>>536555918
/wpsg/ is for threadshitting

How are Warlocks in TWoW 1.18?

join pupper pals on ambershire, whisper anyone online for an invite!

/our girl/ himecut made the guild :3

>>536559163
>/our girl/ himecut made the guild :3
Proof?

I’m is there a little extra mod for Turtle without turning the characters into Pixar characters with HD Patch A? Those models look atrocious

>>536558975
no one knows because no one is playing them

>>536558975
Aff is good in pve even with low gear
Destro is strong with big gear
That's about it

>>536514882
i miss bestial wrath so fucking much bros
i miss it slightly less watching bait shot crit for 3k at least

i thought to myself "im not gonna play wow tomorrow" and i felt a weight lifted off my shoulders

i take this as a sign that i just shouldnt play this at all

What guild should I join on Ambershire? 37 warlock

>>536559951
yes

>>536562130
Link?

so turtle tried to make melee hunter a thing but i'm not seeing any mana regen talents

>>536562813
It seems to do well at low level

>>536562813
at high level the melee attacks are crazy mana efficient but its traps in combat that completely drain your mana bar. the damage is amazing and if you arent slamming max rank immo traps on cooldown you can last a long ass time in combat before going oom
t. survival main

>>536559163
Proofs?

>got a 5th bag
>have this great idea of putting all my int gear in it and putting it in the bank
>"you can only do that with empty bags"
What's even the point then? I wasted 10 silver on unlocking a bag slot!

What's the best way to make money in the 30s? I have tailoring so thinking of just shilling bags on the auction house

>>536564039
STV mobs drop lots of high-silver stackable greys (animal parts like claws, fangs, fur, that sorta shit), the new zones are probably good for money

>>536564039
On an immature server, it's really difficult to make money beyond just straight up grinding vendor trash, since no one can afford to pay top dollar for any of the shit you make

How farmable are mounts? I noticed in RFK a boss drops a boar mount (according to the loot table add-on) but I haven't seen anyone mount farming

Why is Bronzebeard marketed as Classic+, if they intend on progressing through TBC and Wrath in the future?

>>536564591
I mean on Nord, I assume the economy is developed enough even with so many new players

To the 2 guys that actually tried tried holy paladin does the pseudo aoe heal actually helps or the range/power too small?
i can handle not having hots/shields but dont want to roll over and die if there is actual aoe damage around

>>536564618
Because Classic+ is the current buzzword and they want to Jew more money out of dad gamers

>>536564760
I like farming trolls in arathi highlands for wildvine, those can sell for 1g a pop so if you can kill them quick it's decent gold

So how's the ERP on Ambershire?

An unreal engine client for wow sounds retarded

>>536565285
I just kissed a goblin girl and it was pretty cool

>>536562108
for wpsg only, casual gaming
for raid content, guild has some wpsg connections
for necrophilia erp

>>536565241
Quite good but it's a bit hard to meet when both are low levels.

Am I allowed to RP as an ooc tranny while being a normal guy irl ooc?

>>536565732
horde defender's axe quest

>>536565902
It's like level 15.

>>536564760
>nord
mid level herbs will print you fucking money, steelblooms are like 20g a stack, fadeleaf/blindweed are about 10-15g, purple lotus has exploded in price and rest at about 6g a stack. but some herbs also sell for barely anything
ores are consistent but usually not explosive in price, coarse/solid/heavy stones usually sell for a ton however
bags are decent but never high amounts
leather is usually worthless but this makes leatherworking a decent money maker because even random things you make like armor kits will turn a profit, sometimes even huge ones
grinding elementals for the tetra elemental fire/water/earths is an older but classic method, earth slightly nerfed due to them dropping from thorium veins now
or just fish. fishing makes so much money it feels like cheating sometimes

How are all these alliance getting to WC

>>536566085
From Ratchet.

>>536566085
You walk there from Ashenvale, its right there

>>536566078
Yes, but then you have to fish.

>>536566463
fishingbuddy and auto loot makes it ez as fuck. just find something to watch in the background

>>536566085
Darkshore -> Ashenvale -> Barrens
Duskwood -> Stranglethorn Vale -> Barrens

>>536566532
Ah, right, of course there's an addon for that.

Did turtle add an easy way to get from darn to EK like they did a zepp for org to mulgore

>>536567001
>like they did a zepp for org to mulgore
Huh?

>>536531625
why does turtle feel like a tranny cult? I', Level 22 on epoch and the only issue I've ran into was me not getting credit for an escort quest and one bugged new quest.

>>536567093
what are you huhing about, there's a tb to org zepp in turtle

I love the corpse paint skin on twow

>>536567367
It's super cool for warlocks or spriests

>>536567367
Even the horde has cool stuff! I feel that's the best type of cosmetics to buy, as I'd prefer to showcase a mount I've really earned later on

What race and spec should I play as a failed male dicklet

>>536567780
Demonology warlock gnome with succubus pet

>>536567746
surprised the wildhammer skins are just free and not paypig options

>>536564934
Makes sense

>>536567780
Any/retribution paladin

Ambie is retarded and broken.

Is frost the main leveling spec as mage like usual? I haven't played turtle before

>>536568715
>playing hardbore

>>536569049
still the best but both fire and arcane are perfectly fine. if you plan on AoE grinding its done differently since the blizzard nerfs and the twow wiki has a guide that explains it better than i could
endgame arcane is the best spec

>>536569287
Nice, I plan on mostly normal questing to see all of the new stuff but I don't mind swapping to Arcane once I get to end game

>>536568715
Haha, died to a level 6 mob.

gnome rogue, mage or warlock?

>>536564602
The droprates are usually less than 1% so people don't bother too much the raptor from WC is semi popular to farm though

What is this? Is it a store costume or something?

>>536569446
No, I died to hyperspawns(while alone)

>>536568715
How did that happen anon?

>>536569287
>endgame arcane is the best spec
Only in the earlier raids. Truly endgame, all specs are around the same and it could be argued that fire > frost > arcane (on single target).

>>536569617
yes

>>536569784
i forgot that kara40 has a bunch of arcane resist/immune mobs so then yeah fire pulls ahead there. fuck fighting arcane mages in pvp id rather be permaslowed over taking 5k damage from missiles through walls

>>536569959
I'm not even talking about Kara40, just look at top dps on patchwerk for example. Only a single boss is immune to arcane in Kara40, arcane is still a great spec for it.

>>536568715
I'll visit your grave.

wtf do I even want to play

>>536567367
this looks sick, is it paypig only?

Spriest or Warlock for Ambershire? I hate the fact that world pvp is dead but I really can't stand Epoch's dogshit state right now

>>536570679
>I hate the fact that world pvp is dead
Activate war mode an go to Balor with some friends, you'll find what you're looking for

What the hell is the point of enchanting.
Feels like I wasted a profession slot on this garbage

>>536571495
There's a guy selling +5 mining enchant for gloves at 4 golds currently, otherwise yes leveling it without being in a guild context or a lvl 60 providing services is not optimal and a waste of early ressources

>>536548198
Its not that difficult and its not that long. People are retards.

>>536571870
>git gud
Got any other fresh arguments?

>>536568715
>dying as a paladin
did you just go afk or something

>>536569625
Play more carefully next time idiot

evens enh shaman
odds warrior

big sexy plate clad femnelf warriors...

There is no spec slots?
I want to try a different spec but switch back for dungeons.

what class do you consider the chillest leveler?

>>536573024
Huntard

To be honest, if you're playing HC while there are still hyperspawns activated it's your own fault.

>>536572390
How did you know exactly what I rolled?

>>536572037
Yes. Dont be poopoo player.

>>536573024
Hunter, with Druid second

why doesn't stormwind just pay the defias

>>536575017
STFU ROCK CUTTING NIGGER AND CUT THE ROCKS

Today I will reach level 22

>>536575017
Why doesn't Stormwind just send all available paladins and priests to Duskwood

vancleef died like a bitch and his daughter became a whore for rogue cock

>>536576275
nice dress gayboy

Am I cool?

>>536572060
Not my fault hyperspawns turn on randomly when I'm the only player present, retard....

>just got a humanoid skull in the mail
t-thanks….

can someone toss me a guild invite on Ambie pls?
thanks

Anyone have a mod for busty characters without switching to HD patch? I hate the Pixar look

>>536577871
no way tranny

>>536577871
welcomes you in, Elaynna

>start playing ironically for the first time after Epoch crashed for the 6th time today
>actually having fun after getting to live out my high elf larp of killing blood elves
Hmm I might make this my main server for the time being...

is there no first aid trainer in the high elf zone?

>>536578582
>start playing ironically for the first time after Epoch crashed for the 6th time today
Love to see it. I certainly hope some of you boys are in their thread gloating about this?

How's the world PVP on turtle? I started Epoch solely for it but holy fuck is the server a emss

>>536578786
I haven't browsed the epoch thread since the original launch botched so no idea

>>536577871
Elyndia Facts of Power:

>Elyndia is cute
>I love Elyndia!
>Elyndia!

>>536578962
I haven't seen as much world PvP on Ambie compared to Kezan yet but at least when I do the enemies don't have bloated HP and extra durability

>>536578962
I quit day one because of all the bugs. What happening now?

I am the human Paladin
I come from lorderon to reclaim my home for my people (ut was destroyed by the undead, lots of people became undead)
If i see horde shit i kill on sight with fiery justice
And vengeance!!!
There will be a wake of bodies in my wake as i decimate there numbers
If im in danger i am never in any danger for the Light is always with me, giving me power beyond anything
For the silverhand!!!!

high elf zone sucks balls

>>536580662
I like it!!

>>536580778
maybe it's because I don't really know the flow of the zone, but I've died like 10 times already
It also doesn't have any mobs that drop cloth or a first aid trainer so it really sucks for me.

Okay, I'm doing a non-tardcore slow and steady exhaustion red dragon role-playing as a paladin and her chuuni was so strong the light actually made her a paladin.

>>536581513
that's so funny elaynna

>>536581676
what happend to her and FMC?
Did Sharbull have the last laugh?

turtle wow is overrated

>human
Check
>female
Check
>male irl
Check
>paladin
Check
>prot/ret (let's be real, it's ret)
Check
>7 syllable name like Ariolionsusthalanar
Check
>scarlet crusade tabard
Check
>rez spell not learned
Check
>sperg manifesto whenever asked to heal at the ready
Check
>programmer sock moderation team on speed dial
Check
Yep, it's gaming time

>goblin warlock hypnotist
>turtle spriest molester witch doctor
which way turtlebros

how do I play epoch without ascension launcher im NOT trans btw if that matters

>>536555823
>roleplay
>someone else roleplays
>REEE NOOO NOT LIKE THAT YOU HAVE TO OD IT HOW I LIKE OR YOU'RE FAIL RPING!
>get told to fuck off
>surprised
pure autism

Did they get rid of warmode? I wanted to do warmode.

I like this server

>>536583173
Is there a battlemaster in Alah'Thalas? Can I enable warmode at any level?

It's unfortunate what blizz did to her in midnight but in this timeline she can escape that fate.

cool why don't you go back to the turtle thread though

Can somebody point me to where this quest is?
It says "on one of the soldiers" but i killed like 30 of them so far and nothing dropped.
It wasn't even on the elite or the ambassador npc next to him.

>>536583453
She's getting corrupted, bro.
Her eyes flashed green.

>someone doing the epic meme and telling people deadmines is actually abbreviated VC
Please kill yourself.
It's been 20 years. You are the only one in on it.

>>536576483
I want to tonguebath a human woman so hard bros, it's not even funny.

>>536583108
>>someone else roleplays
They weren't roleplaying at all. They were just talking OOC and spamming the chat and throwing toys everywhere.
If they were trying to instigate conflict-based RP I would have been fine.
If they were actually IC, it would have been fine.

dead general

/epog/ is absolutely seething tonight
hilarious

>>536588250
But enough abour Epoch.

>>536589460
abour

>>536559514
A panda named Pearl. And some stinky mutt or whatever.

>join branded
>within five minutes i’m talking to a slut
>meet up
>erp
>nut
>seconds later another slut starts chatting me up
Best 4chan guild

>>536589929
What about Rutt?

>>536559514
It’s funny because he has sex with dogs irl.

>>536590216
i heard that's why she quit WoW, she got a big rottweiler and just hasn't moved off the floor in months

>>536589938
race?
class?
was your class and race involved in the erp?

>>536583656
Gamers, please help me!

>>536590656
Keep killing blood elves. It’s on them.

I wish turtle got new classes. Its pretty boring 50% of the server are palas and warriors.

>>536591309
They're talking about doing a wholly original class because they don't want DH/DK/Monk.

>>536591306
Bro how many, i killed like 40 so far for the fel stone quest.

>>536591339
They probably can't remake the DH/DK/monk classes on the old client. A new class will be guaranteed jank at the start. Sadge.

Is it better to give my meat eating pet raw wolf meat or charred/spiced ones?
Does cooked food making her more full mechanic exist for the hunter pets?

>people tell me to download questie from the epoch addon site
>i try their link https://github.com/Questie/Questie-Epoch
>404
am i missing something

>>536592369
https://github.com/esurm/Questie
This should be the correct link, I think.

>>536592112
Stay on your guard. There's a meltie occurring in /epog/ tonight when is there not lmao

>>536592848
Last i heard Epoch sold itself a week after launch to some Russians. What happened now?

>>536593232
They've been acting like perpetual victims because anons are comparing their server to turtle unfavorably.

>/who for players that are already level 60 on ambershire
>5000+
>/who for players that are 10-20
>5000+
>/who for players that are 21-50
>5000+
Um..?

>>536593724
There's 13,000 players on Ambershire anon

>>536593724
Skill issue

Paladins are busted and all, but good luck getting into a group as one
I gatekeep all my dungeons from any and all paladins. I do this on both my paladin and warrior (especially on my warrior)
Yeah I'm gonna let in some holy paladin that will yoink anything and everything for his "offset". Fuck off

>>536593724
You’re not using /who correctly.

>>536494267
>all those warriors and Paladins but could never find a tank

I made a fucking warrior so I could tank dungeons and actually find groups, now I see I’m going to have insane completion for any gear. Should I stay warrior or make a Druid or something?

>>536594040
>just dont invite them
doesnt stop my chat window from being spammed by pinkies when im "lfm"
usually just ignore them since they get really uppity if i even just say "nty" and i know how tyrannical the moderation on the server is so i refrain from saying anything more, but it's still irritating

>>536594647
You only have competition if you bring them, which you aren't obligated to
The real mvp is going to be priests willing to heal. They will never have to wait for a group ever

How’s warmode on ambershire? Do you see a lot of people with it on?

>>536595751
Very active

I can tame elite animal enemies as well?
I take it they are not just cosmetic but are actually stronger than regular enemies?
How can i get the green elite spider from that one mine in Elwynn? Everytime i go there she's dead.

Lots of Russians on this server ...

>>536595751
Yes, Balor is a slaughterhouse

>>536596142
lots of chinks too, truly a wonderful experience

>>536595751
You see a lot of flagged players in Elwynn, it’s funny seeing them in chat crying because they’re getting ganked by someone doing Lvl 1 Lunatic

Being a druid makes so many missions trivial. I just killed this faggot Ordanus bypassing his guards first.

>>536494267
Why is nobody playing Warlock? Is it shit?

>>536596142
>get my mining node stolen by guy with Russian looking name
>call him Ruski cunt
> he rants in broken English about being Polish
>reply “same thing”
>get reported
>warned and temp muted

Making a level 1 nelfie just to stare at her butt

>>536561034
>>536518052
>>536561034
I put my first point into marksman improved aspect of the hawk skill. Did i fuck up?

>>536597427
you mean swift aspects in BM?
no thats perfectly fine

>>536597702
I am a retard, i meant improved concusion arrow shot stun.

>>536598186
oh then the worst thing youve done is given yourself a future -1 gold charge when you hit level 20 so you can go back and get coordinated strikes in BM

>>536597045
Don’t forget the something extra texture pack

>>536598323
:(

>>536598503
happens to the best of us my nigga. 1 gold isnt too bad even on a fresh server

>>536598347
>no orcs
grim

>>536598347
I've got the naked one

Ashenvale's soul is oozing out of my screen

>>536598603
>Attend to me
Y-yes ma'am

I want to level a smite priest on Ambershire. Does it make more sense to start with the Holy tree rather than Disc? Feels like there's much more stuff there that's immediately useful (crit, faster cast times, pushback resistance, Holy Nova) compared to Disc where all the good talents are halfway down the tree.

>>536594040
Mage with blessing of wisdom is bugged. Arcane missiles aggro instantly+mana from hits is insane.

>join Branded
>people seem nice enough
>one guy whispers me that he’ll give me a 6 slot bag in exchange for ERP
>say no thanks, he never responds
Nice guild

>>536601992
Why did you join an ERP guild

>some anon whispers me
>cheekly type back "omg don't dox me <3"
>he says never mind and blocks me
Autism is hell of a condition.

Time to join Branded

>LFG chat? What’s that?
>I just click the green button and the group forms

>>536602308
Please saar, LF 1 more tank saar

>>536594000
>level 60s in tanaris
What are they doing? Fishing?

>>536600176
She sent me into a burrow but her ex-boyfriend is there and keeps killing me.

>>536602486
Black Morass

>>536602486
Ganking, counter ganking. Mining.

i finally hit 60 and i genuinely feel like uninstalling. it took so long to get here now i dont know what to do. i know this is technically when wow gets "good" but the journey to max level kind of was the game to me and now i feel like i've beaten it

>>536594000
This is absolutely next level NEET autism. Im a shut in loser and i seriously cant even comprehend how you do this

>>536601992
>join erp guild
>one guy tries to erp with me
>i say no thanks, he moves on
THIS IS THE WORST GUILD

>>536602716
>Rushed to 60 in a week on a private server
>wahhh I’m sad
Glad retards like you get early burnout

>>536602946
lol it took me like 6 months. im on tel'abim not ambershire

>>536602975
Go again on Ambie then, the new dungeons and leveling zones are top fun

no shoes will never know this feel

>>536602975
Well trolled, friendo.

>>536512462
Because ripped and sweaty tauren are sexy?

>>536512462
So they can attract all the cute night elves
like mine

>>536604729
Dostor...

>>536604954
No this is Patrick

>>536512462
mine is soft and cuddly

>>536604729
we need to meet up in the new zones and wrestle. i'm straight btw.

New thread rule: You're not allowed to be gay. Trannies counts as gay.

>>536607893
I haven't logged in for a couple months now. Played Ambie for a few levels but I'm still far from my next scheduled annual WoW relapse.

>>536609908
The thread would be dead with that rule.

>>536609908
I am not gay. I just want a group of nelf queens+ to run a train on my helf girl in the blue recluse tavern basement.

>>536609908
I'm not gay I just want to see my nelf get bvlled

>>536610026
>>536610029
>>536610327
Stop this at once.

>>536609908
I only get aroused from trannies, nothing else does it for me

Women are terrible at being women. Men make way better women.

How do I join ?

>>536612383
Post bussy

Making a new toon on so anon will hopefully not find out who I really am this time...

>>536612839
Elaynna…

>>536613480
Honestly, seek professional help dude.
You are mentally ill and are spiraling into a dark place you can't return back from. Stop!

>>536612839
Asalys...

Making a new toon on so anon will hopefully not find out who I really am this time...

Making a new persona in the thread so that anon will hopefully not find out who I really am this time...

>>536613480
>>536613649
Those two are in