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Anonymous No.536471772 >>536495572
/utg/ - Undertale/Deltarune General
Maid edition

Previous order: >>536427925

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

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Anonymous No.536471829 >>536472046 >>536473161
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Anonymous No.536471836
Anonymous No.536471872
good morning i love them
Anonymous No.536471890 >>536472007 >>536472134 >>536472709 >>536486415
>The soul is the playe-AACCCCCCCKKKKK
Anonymous No.536471927 >>536472347 >>536499991
Why Deltarune sprite fan """animations""" (not really animations, just asset reuse) are so shit? Unironically "it's like he's in some kind of snowgrave" meme makes more sense than 100% of those "animations" full of shitty headcanons.
Anonymous No.536471929 >>536483185
Anonymous No.536472007
>>536471890
This is not a pipe.
Anonymous No.536472017
Anonymous No.536472046 >>536473161
>>536471829
i got $4.98 dollars take it or leave it
Anonymous No.536472112
Anonymous No.536472134 >>536473372
>>536471890
why do deltarune fans even think this is that ridiculous?
Anonymous No.536472206 >>536472354 >>536472654
I will never have this in my stupid [[$4.99]] life.
Anonymous No.536472248
Once again I didn't dream of smooching Kris FUCKKKKKKKKK
Anonymous No.536472304
I wish we had more undertale and deltarune themed asmr
Anonymous No.536472347 >>536472942
>>536471927
Most of them were made 3-4 years ago. So they are outdated. I think these are pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzvSpOtXsp0&t=16s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB2HzepVaJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHVZ5_8rQjY
Some of them are now AU's because of the new content deconfirming shit or the creators at the the time wanted to expand the lore.
Anonymous No.536472354 >>536473203
>>536472206
>We can be fotmshit... together
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Anonymous No.536472559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqXu0Lkw2OE
Anonymous No.536472646 >>536479782
it's a shame that susie is fictional, imagine if women were real?
Anonymous No.536472654
>>536472206
maybe I’ll be able to settle with being forever single.
that’d be nice.
Anonymous No.536472709 >>536472785 >>536472826
>>536471890
Why did Chara start glowing? Is she a fed?
Anonymous No.536472784 >>536473053
>>536471790
I did some 'research'
>search on youtube deltarune animations and sort by view count
The most popular deltarune animation is this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5NqO2v_xnY&pp=ygUTZGVsdGFydW5lIGFuaW1hdGlvbg%3D%3D
>18 mil
The most popular deltarune video in general is BIG SHOT on Toby's youtube.
>40 mil
Anonymous No.536472785
>>536472709
That's frisk
Anonymous No.536472826
>>536472709
fucking glowdarkeners
Anonymous No.536472942 >>536473034 >>536473053
>>536472347
I dunno about old ones, but new ones are all "Berdly is SHOCKED by Kris' fate of being a puppet", "Susie finally shatters the SOUL. Good!", etc.
Anonymous No.536473034
>>536472942
>Susie finally shatters the SOUL.
That happens every 5 minutes if you suck ass, what's that even supposed to mean?
Anonymous No.536473053 >>536473691 >>536493015
>>536472784
Undertale is not even comparable. This is the most popular undertale video ever. Animation, in general, it tops all undertale content fan or offical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cx1WaoWQ34&pp=ygUKdW5kZXJ0YWxlINIHCQmtCQGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

It's actually insane upon reviewing past content and engagement how little Deltarune gets in comparison it's certainly sizable but it's jarring and borderline demoralizing.
>>536472942
Can you link these I only ever get animations from at least a year ago.
Anonymous No.536473129 >>536473186
kris losing a hand parallels toby becoming a crip who gets hand spasms bravo tobu
Anonymous No.536473161
>>536471829
I'll make up the last few bits of change for him -> >>536472046
Anonymous No.536473186 >>536473302
>>536473129
Kris already lost a hand, in another timeline. I don't think it's gonna happen in this timeline.
Anonymous No.536473203
>>536472354
Strangely long month. I guess this is what Gaster meant by days that feel like years.
Anonymous No.536473302
>>536473186
Toby lives in the Donkey Karko timeline where his severed hand from an alternate timeline slapped him in the face
Anonymous No.536473345
So, do you think stats gained via "Slaying" do not reset between chapters?
What do you think "Purified" stat trains? Lowers the TP requirements for "UNLEASH"?
Anonymous No.536473370
>BURNING EYES starts playing
>VREE HEE HAA
>Die in phase 2
Peak
Anonymous No.536473372
>>536472134
Because playerfags are mentally ill
Anonymous No.536473662
https://youtu.be/q2G9P39GIRQ
Anonymous No.536473691
>>536473053
>It's actually insane upon reviewing past content and engagement how little Deltarune gets in comparison it's certainly sizable but it's jarring and borderline demoralizing.
I bet it's the release model. The only reason I didn't actually play Undertale back in the day was because I spoiled it for myself with letsplays, but I ignored Deltarune because of the episodic format, which is something I hate in games. It took me watching a review from a couple years ago to give the game a chance. On the positive side, browsing and trying to make fanworks to fill the void has been actually nice.
Anonymous No.536473902 >>536474756
Anonymous No.536474161 >>536474234 >>536474316 >>536474492 >>536474520 >>536474542 >>536474610 >>536491439
Good morning /utg/, I love Spamton and only Spamton
Anonymous No.536474234
>>536474161
Splam tong
Anonymous No.536474316 >>536474756
>>536474161
Good morning!
Anonymous No.536474367 >>536474506 >>536474852
Anonymous No.536474492
>>536474161
I love him too.
Anonymous No.536474506
>>536474367
snd_jackolantern_laugh.ogg
Anonymous No.536474520
>>536474161
good morning he's a cute pie
Anonymous No.536474542
>>536474161
day 1 spam man fag, he fucking rocks
Anonymous No.536474610 >>536474648 >>536475142
>>536474161
Anonymous No.536474648 >>536474772
>>536474610
>Spermton
Anonymous No.536474673 >>536474906 >>536474993
I don't WANT to go back to college I want to think about DELTARUNE!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl8CdspyyVE
Anonymous No.536474756 >>536474842
>>536473902
>>536474316
Anonymous No.536474772
>>536474648
>A BOUNCING LITTLE BABY
>A SHINY COPPER PENNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOGzKCnNBF4
Anonymous No.536474810
Anonymous No.536474842 >>536474927
>>536474756
Anonymous No.536474852
>>536474367
me when mizzle cheeks
Anonymous No.536474893
Edging Tenna by constantly watching porn on him but never actually touching him...
Anonymous No.536474906 >>536474993 >>536475089
>>536474673
I think about Deltarune every day at work, get on my level
Anonymous No.536474927 >>536474980
>>536474842
Anonymous No.536474980 >>536475058
>>536474927
Anonymous No.536474993 >>536475071 >>536475130 >>536475742
>>536474673
>>536474906
Anonymous No.536475046 >>536475235 >>536475237 >>536475732
I FUCKING LOVE INSOMNIA I LOVE BEING AWAKE AT ALMOST 630AM I FUCKING LVOE IT SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.536475058 >>536475117
>>536474980
Anonymous No.536475071 >>536475251
>>536474993
Anonymous No.536475089 >>536476294
>>536474906
it's actually been a daily thought since the chapters released is the brainrot terminal chat
Anonymous No.536475117 >>536475178
>>536475058
Anonymous No.536475130
>>536474993
Anonymous No.536475142 >>536475732
>>536474610
this implies that there's a fuckton of Spamton derivatives running around
Anonymous No.536475178 >>536475242
>>536475117
Anonymous No.536475235
>>536475046
there's nothing quite like going to work while being awake for 2 days straight
Anonymous No.536475237
>>536475046
It's late anon, go to bed
Anonymous No.536475242 >>536475317 >>536475342
>>536475178
Anonymous No.536475251 >>536475354
>>536475071
Need a mod that changes all the dancing cats to that animation would be great.
Anonymous No.536475317 >>536475386 >>536475623
>>536475242
Anonymous No.536475342
>>536475242
He can run his tongue along the crack of my ass
Anonymous No.536475354 >>536475469
>>536475251
Tasques and Shadowguys included?
Anonymous No.536475380 >>536475571
what do I need to do to have carol rub my hair/head and give me live asmr to help me sleep
Anonymous No.536475386 >>536475458
>>536475317
Anonymous No.536475440
Anonymous No.536475458 >>536475529
>>536475386
Anonymous No.536475469
>>536475354
Yes. All instances of the cat dance.
Anonymous No.536475529 >>536475587
>>536475458
Anonymous No.536475552
I love fish
Anonymous No.536475571 >>536475687 >>536475867
>>536475380
>I want a character that would never do X to do X
What's the point of liking Carol's character if you want her to do things that go completely against it
Anonymous No.536475587 >>536475668
>>536475529
Anonymous No.536475623 >>536475739
>>536475317
>YOUR LONG
Brick house azzy.
Anonymous No.536475668 >>536475739
>>536475587
Anonymous No.536475687
>>536475571
carol has like 3 lines of dialogue, she's more like the platonic ideal of a milf at this point
Anonymous No.536475732
>>536475046
I too want my sleep back anon
>>536475142
>session: null
>timeline: doomed
>other players: group suicide
Anonymous No.536475734 >>536475839
Any news in the last week?
Anonymous No.536475739 >>536475832
>>536475623
asriels LONG ____

>>536475668
Anonymous No.536475742
>>536474993
genuinely why I'm about to get straight Cs in all my courses
Anonymous No.536475832 >>536475887 >>536475893
>>536475739
Anonymous No.536475839
>>536475734
Yeah, I got sick on Thursday and had to skip work
Anonymous No.536475867 >>536476175
>>536475571
i like the color blue
Anonymous No.536475887
>>536475832
He owes me sex
Anonymous No.536475893 >>536475963
>>536475832
Anonymous No.536475963 >>536476020
>>536475893
Anonymous No.536476020 >>536476106
>>536475963
Anonymous No.536476093
adult asriels feet unironically made me realize that im bi for furry men and women.
Anonymous No.536476106 >>536476151
>>536476020
Anonymous No.536476151 >>536476285
>>536476106
Anonymous No.536476175 >>536476254 >>536476278
>>536475867
Then find a character that'd do this and imagine them blue, like a stop sign
Anonymous No.536476254 >>536476476
>>536476175
but im colorblind
Anonymous No.536476278 >>536476327
>>536476175
You're stop signs
Anonymous No.536476285 >>536476332
>>536476151
Anonymous No.536476294
>>536475089
As someone who now regularly has fantasies of the gang playing in my favorite bands, it's probably gonna last at least a year, so enjoy it to the fullest
Anonymous No.536476304 >>536476551
numbersfag loves his damn asrielposting
Anonymous No.536476326
Anonymous No.536476327
>>536476278
Anonymous No.536476332 >>536476425 >>536476587
>>536476285
Anonymous No.536476340
Anonymous No.536476425 >>536476551
>>536476332
Anonymous No.536476476 >>536476751
>>536476254
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Anonymous No.536476551 >>536476675
>>536476304
hey, you, your finally woke

>>536476425
Anonymous No.536476587 >>536476789
>>536476332
he's so gay
Anonymous No.536476675 >>536476789
>>536476551
Anonymous No.536476696
Anonymous No.536476751 >>536477056
>>536476476
Anonymous No.536476789 >>536476853 >>536476862 >>536477296
>>536476587
asriel would only be gay if he kissed a girl

>>536476675
Anonymous No.536476795 >>536476927
Anonymous No.536476813
im normally not into milfs but carols hot
Anonymous No.536476853 >>536476950
>>536476789
Anonymous No.536476862 >>536476950
>>536476789
He kissed Chara... he is gay...
Anonymous No.536476927 >>536477041
>>536476795
this image disturbs me slightly
Anonymous No.536476950 >>536477028
>>536476853

>>536476862
nooo... impossible..... i can't believe asriel is confirmed gay... this is so unbelieveable....
Anonymous No.536477008 >>536477139 >>536477171 >>536477305
This shadow theme is pissing me off
ERAM deserves to be more iconic than Spamton or Jevil ans their stupid fucking "freedom motif" bullshit it's fucking IRRELEVANT to the fucking STORY
Anonymous No.536477021 >>536514282
>Susie goes to the Castle Town alone
>Lancer is there
WTF
Shouldn't Lancer be in Kris' pocket?
Anonymous No.536477028 >>536477092
>>536476950
Anonymous No.536477041
>>536476927
Why do you keep posting the look how hard I can bleed image this is getting silly
Anonymous No.536477051 >>536477092
Mr. Clean x Asriel
Anonymous No.536477056
>>536476751
Anonymous No.536477092 >>536477182
>>536477028

>>536477051
hearty kek
Anonymous No.536477139
>>536477008
>it's fucking IRRELEVANT to the fucking STORY
One Ending
Anonymous No.536477171 >>536478195
>>536477008
the freedom thing feels relevant to Kris though. It's pretty obvious they feel like they're not very free at the moment and it pisses them off.
ERAM/Mantle Holder not being as popular is fine, he's a cool boss battle with a fucking cool theme. He's my favorite optional fight so far.
Anonymous No.536477182 >>536477268
>>536477092
Anonymous No.536477268 >>536477348
>>536477182
Anonymous No.536477296 >>536477468
>>536476789
>pic
Ralsei as soon as Kris brings Asriel to Castle Town
Anonymous No.536477305 >>536477434 >>536478195
>>536477008
>freedom motif
>irrelevant
Holy retard
Anonymous No.536477348 >>536477468
>>536477268
Anonymous No.536477434
>>536477305
>The freedom crackles in my ass
This literally made my clitty leak
Anonymous No.536477468 >>536477559 >>536478672
>>536477296
in chapter 5, which is coming soon in 2026 btw

>>536477348
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Anonymous No.536477559 >>536477604 >>536479062
>>536477468
Thank you so much for posting with me, fren!
I will see you later! :)
Anonymous No.536477604
>>536477559
thanks to you too! have a good day! :)
Anonymous No.536477695
Anonymous No.536477703 >>536477920
Need more comic mischief in this thread.
Anonymous No.536477886 >>536477991 >>536492936 >>536504958
>temshart rangebanned
/utg/ is healing
Anonymous No.536477920
>>536477703
Anonymous No.536477991 >>536478308
>>536477886
how would you be aware of the exact ban type he recieved? hmmm? sus
Anonymous No.536478003 >>536478275 >>536478292
post images you dont often get to post
Anonymous No.536478096
Anonymous No.536478118
Kris, take your cyanide, I need to go fast.
Anonymous No.536478195
>>536477305
Spamton and Jevil aren't free in the slightest, one literally lives in the garbage and the other is imprisoned, all because of their following the advice of some random. They're moronic victims who pretend like they know more than they do
Gerson only got that leitmotif as fanservice to this stupid fucking theory
>>536477171
The best I can do is to say that the shardbearers tried to achieve their desires through shortcuts, and ended up in the (literal) dumpster. Kris grew up in the dumpster and is taking the long route to his goal (the Roaring I guess?) But people pay WAY too much attention to those (admittedly lovable) doofuses

Like, to the point of making every fucking theory about this stupid musical theme
Anonymous No.536478275 >>536478325
>>536478003
Anonymous No.536478292
>>536478003
Anonymous No.536478308 >>536478396 >>536479660
>>536477991
Because they resorted to spamming with chatGPT.
The rangeban only stops you from posting images.
Good enough in my books, chatGPT spam is easier to filter because AI is ultimately predictable.
Do you miss their tantrums?
Anonymous No.536478325 >>536478432
>>536478275
Anonymous No.536478396
>>536478308
>chatGPT
more like SLOPgpt
Anonymous No.536478432 >>536478540
>>536478325
Anonymous No.536478540 >>536478598
>>536478432
Anonymous No.536478598 >>536478689
>>536478540
Anonymous No.536478672
>>536477468
>Asriel comes home and gets caught up in another Dark World, probably something music-themed, because Toby please
>at first it seems like he's gonna be a typical Mary Sue that figures everything out instantly and tries to direct the party as well
>Ralsei imprints on him because he's modeled after him
>Kris gets jealous, naturally
>Susie gets to be the voice of reason, I guess
>turns out Asriel has some serious flaws that Kris either never noticed before or they got worse after his departure
>perhaps some item that used to belong to Dess winds up in the fountain's vicinity, and the resulting darkner sways Asriel to its side
>maybe some plant motifs start showing once the dark side takes Asriel
>the culmination is a battle that finally helps Asriel to get over Dess and/or his flaws
>in the end everyone agrees that nobody's perfect and you should bee yourself
>Ralsei was just copying Asriel because he wanted to be closer to Kris' ideal
>hugs
Every day I pray to the fucking lord we actually get that kind of plot in the game.
Anonymous No.536478689 >>536478952
>>536478598
Anonymous No.536478952
>>536478689
Anonymous No.536479062 >>536479134
>>536477559
Bro really thinks he's intimidating floating around in his mom's spare bathrobe.
Anonymous No.536479076 >>536479302
freaky
Anonymous No.536479134 >>536479326
>>536479062
Anonymous No.536479302 >>536479532
>>536479076
Why does Kris look like that
Anonymous No.536479326
>>536479134
so long as theres enough room for me to climb underneath and suckle at his chest
Anonymous No.536479349
Anonymous No.536479496
Anonymous No.536479532
>>536479302
They are going Freaky Mode
Anonymous No.536479660 >>536480151
>>536478308
Who is "they"
Anonymous No.536479742 >>536480321 >>536480435 >>536481006
assuming toriel and asgore didnt have the best relationship even before dessapperance, would dess and asriel act like replacement parents for kris? Which explains why they were close to both of them?
Anonymous No.536479782
>>536472646
Yes, this is true. Sex also doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.536479964 >>536481048
Anonymous No.536480151
>>536479660
HERE COME DAT GOATBOI
Anonymous No.536480321 >>536480442
>>536479742
Even if they didn't have the best relationship between each other, I don't think they neglected Kris in any way, no need for replacement parents
Anonymous No.536480435
>>536479742
found family doesnt mean recreate nuclear family dynamics 1:1, anon...
Anonymous No.536480442
>>536480321
Replacement parents in the sense that whenver toriel and asgore have issues with each other, kris seeks comfort in other figures. This being dess and asriel
Anonymous No.536480756 >>536481340
My one hope for Deltarune is that Toby can write a good dark side story that doesn't just end with "I'm a bad person lets kill everyone" like Undertale. We've seen his hero saves the world story already so I'm more invested in what he does with the weird route, I want to see a compelling villain's story be it either something like the soul having already gone through the "good" route and deciding that whatever the cost for victory was was not worth it to them so they are putting the needs of the few above the many, or at the very least something with more depth than we got with the genocide route
Anonymous No.536481006
>>536479742
Asriel certainly bullied Kris
Anonymous No.536481048 >>536481178
>>536479964
>catti living vicariously through noelle due to her own body image issues
Anonymous No.536481178 >>536481451
>>536481048
I seriously doubt Catti has body image issues
Anonymous No.536481340
>>536480756
>something like the soul having already gone through the "good" route and deciding that whatever the cost for victory was was not worth it to them
The soul trying to preserve all the main characters in some Tamagotchi-style limbo and mold them to its personal headcanons would be peak writing
Anonymous No.536481451
>>536481178
I have a Catti body image issue, there's not enough Catti's body images out there
Anonymous No.536481680
Okay if SOUL is like a literal... physical object that exists inside Kris's body cavity, where the FUCK does the green box come from
Anonymous No.536481816 >>536481869 >>536482576
what is a soul
Anonymous No.536481827
Determination, but as a parasitic entity
>You can't die. No matter how many times, you'll always come back.
>You can't stop yourself. No matter what's in your way, you advance.
>Every part of you is writhing with Determination
Anonymous No.536481869
>>536481816
Capital of South Korea
Anonymous No.536481991 >>536482242
The SOUL isn't trying to do anything besides what (You)'re trying to do
Anonymous No.536482242
>>536481991
I mean yeah, but I can't just ring up Toby and be like
>yeah so I wanna make a harem once I get my vessel, can you make sure that's a path I can take?
As it stands the stuff with Noelle is clearly going somewhere that no one knows for sure, but the actions were taken with zero hesitation from the soul.
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Anonymous No.536482314 >>536482395
susie being forced to get out of her old skin because shes a lizard. She keeps a collection of her old skin
Anonymous No.536482367 >>536482896 >>536483748
<3
Anonymous No.536482395
>>536482314
Susie should get a decoy ability where she uses an old skin shell to tank a hit like a substitute in pokemon
Anonymous No.536482398
Anonymous No.536482557 >>536482724
Anonymous No.536482576
>>536481816
a miserable pile of secrets
Anonymous No.536482724
>>536482557
Dunk him in the coffee
Anonymous No.536482896
>>536482367
yay!
Anonymous No.536483147 >>536483456
Anonymous No.536483185 >>536486623 >>536487181
>>536471929
He’s pissed
Anonymous No.536483198 >>536484191
Anonymous No.536483359 >>536485612
Anonymous No.536483456 >>536483674
>>536483147
Kris is The Devil.
Anonymous No.536483461 >>536485757
where's that thing about every boss commenting on your burning eyes again

seems like all the bible schizos left.
Anonymous No.536483523 >>536483671 >>536483751
Anonymous No.536483671
>>536483523
Anonymous No.536483674 >>536484228 >>536486612
>>536483456
but chara made him do it
Anonymous No.536483748 >>536484072 >>536484330
>>536482367
Anonymous No.536483751
>>536483523
Is Asriel actually a bully older sibling? Do you think he pretends to be someone he isn’t to get away with his behavior? We’ve seen a ton of manipulatiom and child abuse in this game, wouldn’t Asriel fit right in like that?
Anonymous No.536483814
Anonymous No.536483973 >>536485071
Anonymous No.536484072
>>536483748
Bless this silly pure-hearted autistic skeleton.
Anonymous No.536484113 >>536492250
Anonymous No.536484191
>>536483198
Made for MATING PRESS!!
Anonymous No.536484228 >>536486612
>>536483674
No, we made him do it, no matter if we actually had control at that moment or not. Keep on top of who the current scapegoat is.
Anonymous No.536484289
Anonymous No.536484330
>>536483748
[hollering]
Anonymous No.536484434
Anonymous No.536484580 >>536484778
Anonymous No.536484778
>>536484580
Pay-per-view tenna
Anonymous No.536484819
Green Pippins will win the Tennabowl
Anonymous No.536485020 >>536485209
Anonymous No.536485071
>>536483973
why are they jongling the soul
Anonymous No.536485196
Anonymous No.536485209 >>536485925
>>536485020
>Riolusei
PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP!!!!
GETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT!!!!
Anonymous No.536485214
Blissfully watching Asgore grilling on the back deck like a teenager dreaming of a crush while taking every opportunity to look at his butt through the small gap in the sexy apron he's wearing, feeling some bizarre and overwhelming compulsion to stop everything I'm doing to put both of my hands on Asgore's face under the ears to look him straight in the eyes while I tell him he means the world to me and that I love him more than anything (in retrospect a strange thing to do in the middle of the paint & sundries aisle of the local hardware store, but I had to do it to 'em), watching some anime with Asgore when I ask if we'd be better off sticking with the English version or watching it in Japanese with subtitles for a more authentic experience and feeling a menacing vibrations suddenly permeate the air as a perfectly-timed telephone call from his friend Alphys rings out as if somehow in response to my question
Anonymous No.536485352
Anonymous No.536485612
>>536483359
That piece of toast with cheap ass candy and canned fruit probably cost 10 to 15 dollars
Anonymous No.536485757 >>536486220
>>536483461
Every boss? I thought it was only ERAM.
Anonymous No.536485925 >>536486114
>>536485209
Based and kemono-pilled
Anonymous No.536486114
>>536485925
"May the Titans have mercy for kemosho bussy for I will not"
-Anonymous, circa 2025
Anonymous No.536486220 >>536486309
>>536485757
i think the diagram had all except jevil with a burning eye reference.
>MY EYES ARE [[Burning]]LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]]
>I see a story lit up in your eyes...Burnin' bright...Burnin' black. Burnin' up everything.
Anonymous No.536486309 >>536486464
>>536486220
Ah shit, right. Though wasn't Gerson's commentary about Susie's eyes?
Anonymous No.536486415
>>536471890
Reminder playerdeniers WILL win.
Anonymous No.536486464
>>536486309
yeah. spamton's is about his own eyes, so it seems to just be about eyes in general maybe.
Anonymous No.536486582 >>536486694 >>536486715
So why Ralsei was called "toothpaste boy", anyway? Lancer looks more like toothpaste than Ralsei.
Anonymous No.536486612
>>536483674
>>536484228
Kris will actively refuse to be rude to his friends if he doesn’t want to. He has control too, and ERAM literally says the reason why Snowgrave is possible is because a part of him likes it, no matter how much he hates himself for it. Do not fall for the propaganda that Kris dindu nuffin, he’s very sick in the head.
Anonymous No.536486623
>>536483185
She's mad because you think she's so ugly that she's a boy, anon.
Anonymous No.536486694
>>536486582
Ralsei is a tube of mint toothpaste in the light world
Anonymous No.536486715 >>536487085
>>536486582
his outfit was minty green when the cloak came off
Anonymous No.536486992 >>536487048
Why can't I just put the Thornring on Kris? He's the one that needs it, not Noelle.
Anonymous No.536487024 >>536487137
Anonymous No.536487048 >>536487141
>>536486992
That would be too convenient for the plot
Anonymous No.536487085 >>536487326
>>536486715
I thought stereotypical toothpaste was white-and-blue, not green.
Anonymous No.536487137 >>536487569
>>536487024
Dess can you please stop staring at my brother's shota cock?
Anonymous No.536487141
>>536487048
Anything to make the Dark Fountains stop and get an actual knight out of this degenerate.
Anonymous No.536487181 >>536489259
>>536483185
He was made aware of the fact that his counterpart is a spineless pussy, and was genuinely enraged
Anonymous No.536487206
Anonymous No.536487326 >>536487787
>>536487085
it can be but the color green is oft associated with mint
Anonymous No.536487560 >>536487916 >>536488268
Anonymous No.536487569
>>536487137
Too wild
Too silly
Anonymous No.536487787
>>536487326
His hat or robe don't have toothpaste-like curved pointy end, tho. I'll just assume that he smells like mint, that's why.
Anonymous No.536487916
>>536487560
>Kris killed the Vessel in Chapter 0
grim
Anonymous No.536487919
FAVE ME UP INSIDE
Anonymous No.536488131 >>536488319 >>536488948 >>536489219
using favourite's full legal name when they piss you off
Anonymous No.536488268
>>536487560
Oh he made an enemy ,all right.
Anonymous No.536488319
>>536488131
FAVELEROY RUNEUS MCUNDERTALE
Anonymous No.536488948 >>536489081
>>536488131
Spamton Gee Spamton.
Anonymous No.536489081
>>536488948
to the tune of camel by camel
Anonymous No.536489219
>>536488131
i would never misspecies fave
Anonymous No.536489259
>>536487181
>(Pictured: Frisky running away like a bitch because he doesn’t want Assmore to rape him to death.)
Anonymous No.536489421
I want a femKris gf
Anonymous No.536489513 >>536490040
Tasquefag Autismo No.536489654
we demand more attention, as intended.
Anonymous No.536489901 >>536489994 >>536490490 >>536490736 >>536494164 >>536494973 >>536499427
Tennafags this is your moe sweetheart?
Anonymous No.536489994
>>536489901
>the idyllic hometown has taxpayer funded health care
>the "dark world" doesn't

Real subtle Toby.
Anonymous No.536490035 >>536490182 >>536492078
Good morning /utg/ nation, how are all of doing today?

Also, I just defeated Gerson
Anonymous No.536490040
>>536489513
>Now Anon, mailing asbestos and other hazardous substances to different political officials isn't ver-
>DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT-
>DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT-
Anonymous No.536490182 >>536491591
>>536490035
This fight was painful considering I'd never used susie's heal before I did it
Anonymous No.536490375
TV DAISUKI!!
Anonymous No.536490415 >>536490442 >>536490476 >>536490894
hello chat
Anonymous No.536490442 >>536490626
>>536490415
shadow nigga gote
Anonymous No.536490476 >>536490626
>>536490415
-2
Anonymous No.536490481
Dreams of fave despairing over his fated demise and singing very dramatically about it.
Anonymous No.536490490 >>536490826
>>536489901
He heals them with mommy play and lets the hurt employees breed him so it's okay.
Anonymous No.536490626 >>536490809 >>536491218
>>536490442
>>536490476
+999999999
friendship maxxed out!
Anonymous No.536490736
>>536489901
I like that he's a little scummy
Anonymous No.536490774 >>536490975
How do Jockington and Catti stay close when they have literally nothing in common and the game makes it clear they are just friends. Like what do they do together.
Anonymous No.536490809 >>536491212
>>536490626
>999999999
oh no
Anonymous No.536490826 >>536490961
>>536490490
boys cant be moms
Anonymous No.536490894 >>536491212
>>536490415
Hello! Whatcha doing?
Anonymous No.536490961
>>536490826
His body reacts to his emotions so if you force him to play impregnation porn and tell that you are going to breed his womb he will grow one
Anonymous No.536490975
>>536490774
Catti throws frisbees and lets him catch a ride in her bag and has hair all over her body when he doesn't
Anonymous No.536491073 >>536491187
Fave dreamed about stealing George Washington's iconic cast iron fry pan from a museum and then accidentally breaking it and being outed and shamed for it.
Fave doesn't know why they would dream about that.
Anonymous No.536491187
>>536491073
Alphys's George Washington's iconic cast iron fry pan replication ray backfired and and instead replicated George Foreman
Anonymous No.536491212
>>536490809
ralsei learned the numbers game from the best

>>536490894
i had been listening to music constantly for several days in a row so today i have started getting annoyed at the constant sound stimulation, so i am instead listening to a 4 hour relaxing youtube video of someone talking instead, it's about the upcoming strategy game EU5, and i gotta say that the relaxing and calm voice makes for better background noise for me right now. so that's what i am doing right now.
Anonymous No.536491218 >>536491498
>>536490626
Good, keep smiling.
Anonymous No.536491286 >>536491559 >>536491680 >>536491685 >>536491734
I just want Ralsei to be happy, man...
Anonymous No.536491439
>>536474161
Haven't visited this place in almost two years, good to see spoids are still a thing
Anonymous No.536491498
>>536491218
Good, keep plapping.
Anonymous No.536491517
Fave accidentally blows themselves up when trying to place and IED but the US government was recording them and now you can watch them die on youtube.
Anonymous No.536491559
>>536491286
he will be used up
Anonymous No.536491591 >>536491827
>>536490182
NTA, I never used it in that battle either, uses too much TP. Then again, I died like 30 times before winning.
Anonymous No.536491680
>>536491286
Good, keep brapping.
Anonymous No.536491685
>>536491286
You know what you have to do to make sure that happens... right anon?
Anonymous No.536491734 >>536492405 >>536531701
>>536491286
But teasing him, tricking him, tempting him with such baiting, elusive happiness to tear it away from him is so much more fun!
Anonymous No.536491827 >>536492710
>>536491591
I started spamming it during it cause I assumed it gave more progress for the battle based on it showing more stars than using rude buster and I kept fucking up the tennis match
Anonymous No.536491861 >>536491969 >>536491991 >>536492172
Toby:
>"Numbers go up" is bad
Also Toby:
>Grinding Susie's healing stat to the max is a good thing
Anonymous No.536491952 >>536492008 >>536492497
and to think i tried to be a ralseifag before chapter 3 and 4 come out
Anonymous No.536491969
>>536491861
For me it's
>Just use the shitpost ability, trust me it's worth it
Anonymous No.536491991 >>536492491
>>536491861
Toby can't pick a fucking lane. He can only make RPGs but then he shits on them.
Anonymous No.536492008
>>536491952
Good, keep :3 ing.
Anonymous No.536492078
>>536490035
Thinking about a Deltarune story concept that uses parts of Alice In Wonderland.
Trying to find strength to draw again.
Listening to way too much music through the headache.
Anonymous No.536492093
I have no idea what I just found, but I’m enjoying the music.

>https://youtube.com/@glazkolecta?
si=x_oELTvWTzizFwus


https://youtu.be/lA-GFyGMpQw?si=CZo0sly-DAJ3Rw9g

https://youtu.be/m-ALWGErfdo?si=Bgx_a2SedZ5Xzt3n

https://youtu.be/2C1UZf6hihs?si=rUitagxmW3EpADJz

https://youtu.be/LWdwnw2Tlhg?si=SyhKk-Q0B25XUfV9

Gotta admit though, it has the same problem as Astral Disc wherein some of these characters don’t even look like deltarune ocs to me.
By the way there is an entire google doc on this whole thing, and it’s not even the only one!
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IK_kCNYSTB3Rorxlj0xf019puQl26aVRViwvOa9pyLA/edit?tab=t.s2i7vbsqifcj
Anonymous No.536492172
>>536491861
>cut to Toby with 99 Quirky
Anonymous No.536492250
>>536484113
Finally a good post.
Anonymous No.536492319 >>536492402
It's ok to not take too long
Anonymous No.536492402
>>536492319
Good, keep too too.
Anonymous No.536492405
>>536491734
I want to hold him and reassure him that I'll do anything to keep him, and those he cares about, safe.
Anonymous No.536492453 >>536492716
>By increasing your wealth you power-up Chara
Usurer Route when???
>You sell your SOUL for money at the end of the route
>By doing True Pacifist Route after Usurer Route you get a special soulless ending where Chara makes all the monsters poor and homeless on the surface
Anonymous No.536492491
>>536491991
I'm glad he got less deconstructive with DR, that stuff was annoying in Undertale.
Anonymous No.536492497
>>536491952
Not sure if this is where you're going but I actually think Ralsei was at his weakest as a character in Chapter 2. The uwu femboy meme was so strong I can partially absolve people for wanting to replace him with the school classmates
Anonymous No.536492648 >>536492834
Good, keep :D ing.
Anonymous No.536492710 >>536492884
>>536491827
For me it was the goddamn hammers.
Anonymous No.536492716
>>536492453
it'd have a different fanname like mr krabs route or jew route
Anonymous No.536492747
DO IT
CAST THE FAVE INTO THE FIRE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Anonymous No.536492834 >>536492989
>>536492648
Good, keep grinning?
Anonymous No.536492884
>>536492710
I entered a weird zen zone during those, dodging them by only looking at the top of the screen, the shells coming out during the block segment are what always ended up fucking me
Anonymous No.536492936 >>536492998
>>536477886
You mean the retard that spams AI porn and crashed out over multiple OPs?
Finally jannies doing something for once.
Anonymous No.536492989
>>536492834
Good, keep winning.
Anonymous No.536492998 >>536493097 >>536493157
>>536492936
>Namefag drama
Kindly fuck off
Anonymous No.536493015 >>536499136
>>536473053
Why demoralizing? It's obvious by any metric that Undertale would be way more popular especially for now; it's a nice, short, relatively simple game anyone can finish but with enough twists and replayability and little to big secrets to find and hear about and look up that it was the perfect storm of mega-popularity for a game, especially with how big streaming was getting at the time. Deltarune, meanwhile, is this piecemeal, much much much longer, more mature, darker even on the normal route, arguably darker as well on the alternate route, crazy whirlwind of weird that's only HALF-DONE after a decade of work. It'll definitely get more and more popular the closer it gets to completion but it's hard to imagine numbers quite reaching the heights of some undertale stuff for babbies on youtube who might not be able to handle it even if they could Undertale, or find it too long or confusing.
Anonymous No.536493025 >>536493716
Anonymous No.536493097
>>536492998
>temshart enjoyer
You lost.
Anonymous No.536493157 >>536501218
>>536492998
doomer and krautise sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Anonymous No.536493506 >>536493579
oh my god "krautist" is such a good nickname for him, why didn't any1 think of that sooner?
Anonymous No.536493579 >>536493689
>>536493506
Dont you mean she?
Anonymous No.536493643
why is everyone in hometown such bottoms?
Anonymous No.536493645 >>536495082
Post MVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay5D4siT1FA
>CAPTCHA NTR
Anonymous No.536493656 >>536493902 >>536494076 >>536494434 >>536494665
Anonymous No.536493689
>>536493579
>i misgendered her again
i need to step up my game
Anonymous No.536493716
>>536493025
Entombed for days in the Suzophagus
Anonymous No.536493902
>>536493656
terrible
Anonymous No.536494034
Anonymous No.536494076
>>536493656
not a fan
Anonymous No.536494157 >>536494268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS94-_zy3Dg
>I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMIN MOOD YE
>CUZ I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE
>HOMETOWN IS A FOOKEN SHITOLE
asriel probably said this
Anonymous No.536494164 >>536496329 >>536496615 >>536496842 >>536497298 >>536497320
>>536489901
Tenna is an asshole, and I wish people would stop minimizing this. Especially Susie.
Anonymous No.536494268
>>536494157
I love this video every time I see it
Anonymous No.536494434
>>536493656
I appreciate the effort but you really don't need to do that.
I don't need people thinking we're... not just gay...
Anonymous No.536494545
SEX WITH MY TV
Anonymous No.536494617 >>536494954
>I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMIN MOOD YE
>CUZ I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE
>CASTLE TOWN IS A FOOKEN SHITOLE
ralsei probably
Anonymous No.536494665
>>536493656
I'm gay for Ralsei and I'll be the whole faggot, not some loser who wants to pretend he isn't a homo.
Anonymous No.536494802 >>536521338 >>536521338
>I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMIN MOOD YE
>CUZ I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE
>THE HOLIDAY MANSION IS A FOOKEN SHITOLE
dess probably
Anonymous No.536494954 >>536495128
>>536494617
OOC. Ralsei is a cute yankee boy not a disgusting briton.
Anonymous No.536494973
>>536489901
He's everything right with 80's and 90's America so this is natural for him, but also everything wrong which is why he probably has AIDS from getting creampied by manlets
Anonymous No.536494975
>I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMIN MOOD YE
>CUZ I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE
>TORIELS HOUSE IS A FOOKEN SHITOLE
asgore probably
Anonymous No.536495082
>>536493645
Frisk and Chara sexo.
Anonymous No.536495128
>>536494954
Just imagine this rant in his soft voice
Anonymous No.536495139
>I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMIN MOOD YE
>CUZ I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE
>CYBER CITY IS A FOOKEN SHITOLE
spamton probably
Anonymous No.536495313 >>536495676
Anonymous No.536495431
>I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMIN MOOD YE
>CUZ I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE
>THE BUNKER IS A FOOKEN SHITOLE
undyne probably
Anonymous No.536495572 >>536495825 >>536497472
>>536471772 (OP)
Post your best Kress
Anonymous No.536495576
>I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMIN MOOD YE
>CUZ I POST IN A SHITHOLE
>/UTG/ IS A FOOKEN SHITHOLE
Anonymous No.536495584
Anonymous No.536495675
>I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMIN MOOD YE
>CUZ I LIVE IN A POST NERF GAME
>TOBY FOX IS A FUCKING PUSSY SHITTER
the knight probably
Anonymous No.536495676
>>536495313
The trashcan scene was one of the most valid crashouts of all time. was still worth just to fuck with that spastic autist kris.
Anonymous No.536495681 >>536495836 >>536495962 >>536496023 >>536496401
The heroes are using the power of friendship and hope to to withstand the bad guy attacks? Splendind.
Anonymous No.536495825
>>536495572
No Kris this is my Scarlixir you can't have any!
Anonymous No.536495836
>>536495681
Splendid*
Anonymous No.536495950
>I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMIN MOOD YE
>CUZ I LIVE WITHOUT RALSEI REAL
>REAL LIFE IS A FOOKEN SHITOLE
me probably
Anonymous No.536495962
>>536495681
I'm a huge sucker for shit like this and absolutely loved this scene.
Anonymous No.536496023
>>536495681
Honestly, absolutely heartwarming even if cheesy
Anonymous No.536496329
>>536494164
I know he's a nightmare boss, I just don't care because I know that dick game is insane.
Anonymous No.536496401 >>536496506 >>536496680 >>536499427
>>536495681
the knight be like
>they're hp is all at 1 but i cant be bothered to even shoot like 1 more wave of swords so whatever
Anonymous No.536496506 >>536497183
>>536496401
Dess just likes edging Kris, it's a bad habit she formed
Anonymous No.536496615
>>536494164
No one is perfect and I love him despite his flaws.
Anonymous No.536496680
>>536496401
That's what happens when you don't restock swords between matches
Anonymous No.536496769
Anonymous No.536496842 >>536497049
>>536494164
He's not an asshole, he's pro nuclear family with good and upstanding values
Anonymous No.536497049
>>536496842
he has a child with another man and they are divorced
Anonymous No.536497167
Letting Tenna tuned on Fox News all day filling him with conservative propaganda
Anonymous No.536497183 >>536497597
>>536496506
She wants him to beg for it.
Anonymous No.536497298 >>536497906
>>536494164
He is BPD because of the Dreemurr divorce and his own ex being the way that he was didn't make it any better
Anonymous No.536497320 >>536498096 >>536522779
>>536494164
Spamtennafags are the worst offenders.
Anonymous No.536497472 >>536502476
>>536495572
I think I ran out
Anonymous No.536497597
>>536497183
cursed dess
Anonymous No.536497906 >>536501980 >>536503143
>>536497298
Spamton NEO should capture Tenna and keep him as his Pipis incubator because that's what Tenna truly wanted
Anonymous No.536498096 >>536498752 >>536498952 >>536522779
>>536497320
Spamtennafags are the only ones I've seen that acknowledge Tenna's controlling behavior. It's usually the anti-spamtenna crowd who are like "No! Spamtong is an abuser! Get him away from the poor victim Tenna!"
Anonymous No.536498752
>>536498096
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.536498952
>>536498096
Tenna's controlling behavior is one of the major reasons I like the ship. The drama and craziness is what makes it fun
Anonymous No.536499094 >>536499326
fave dreamed of being in a jojo's rp game where they could design their own stand to use against other players, but fave isn't sure how you could balance such a game
fave wants their stand to be able to be used in a variety of ways, so they don't defeat every enemy with the same strat
Anonymous No.536499136 >>536499438 >>536499448
>>536493015
i don't know about darker. child suicide pact is a hard act to follow
Anonymous No.536499326
>>536499094
that’s a nice dream, fave
Anonymous No.536499427
>>536489901
at least their son mettaton only abuses one of his employees

>>536496401
knight is doing it as a team bonding exercise
Anonymous No.536499438
>>536499136
It's not suicide pact. It's assisted suicide.
Anonymous No.536499448 >>536499662
>>536499136
NTA, but that was a single part of the game, and while it was dark, most people don't remember Undertale for that. Deltarune doesn't get as grim as that one scene, but its darker themes are evenly spread.
Anonymous No.536499662
>>536499448
It also got revealed at the ass end of the game right? Compared to DT going into the darker themes much sooner for a standard playthrough so far
Anonymous No.536499702 >>536500047
i go into the room ralsei made
i want it painted black
no more nuzzles no more cuddles
i want them to turn black
Anonymous No.536499874 >>536500269 >>536500319
I LIKE YURI!
Anonymous No.536499890
oh wait, the thread’s actually active
time to link the new chapter directly
https://rentry.co/8soo6unu
Anonymous No.536499923 >>536500623 >>536500717 >>536501080 >>536501663 >>536506062
This says a lot about society
Anonymous No.536499991
>>536471927
>not really animations, just asset reuse
It's called machinima chuddie
Anonymous No.536500047 >>536500160
>>536499702
Anonymous No.536500160 >>536500215
>>536500047
Anonymous No.536500215 >>536500356
>>536500160
Hey I was gonna post the glocksei
Anonymous No.536500269
>>536499874
me too
Anonymous No.536500319 >>536500462
>>536499874
I would like this, but it feels sad that Tenna would have big milkers but can’t do paizuri to Spamton’s tiny penis. It would be obvious that Tenna with tits would want to do that because that’s what Toriel always did to Asgore.
Anonymous No.536500356
>>536500215
i've got the quickest gun draw in the wild west
Anonymous No.536500462
>>536500319
its ok, femSpamton can still motorboat those giant titties and be completely immersed in them
Anonymous No.536500594
If I was Rudy’s side piece, Carol would probably inevitably find out but she probably wouldn’t be mad, she’d just want to set some β€˜ground rules’ so that it wasn’t REALLY cheating.
She’d sit and watch us fuck, to make sure we weren’t breaking any β€˜rules’, of course.
As she’s watching me fuck Rudy in the ass, she’ll realize how Rudy never moaned like this for her and when he cums hands free it’ll stun her.
I want to look over at her when that happens and see the shocked look on her face, her brain chemistry permanently changing as she witnesses what’s happening.
Then I’d fuck Rudy even harder, even as his legs started to give out from pleasure and overstimulation to really seal the deal.

I really, really want Rudy and for some reason my brain keeps doing this to Carol.
Anonymous No.536500623
>>536499923
I thought everyone knew this...
Anonymous No.536500717
>>536499923
darkners died and berdly got covid but they're muh noelle muh kris muh queers
Anonymous No.536501080 >>536501194 >>536501387 >>536501582 >>536501663 >>536506972
>>536499923
simpleton that you are
Anonymous No.536501194 >>536501253
>>536501080
why do people talk like that, genuine question
Anonymous No.536501218 >>536501359
>>536493157
That's not the kissing tree anon.
That's the fucking tree.
Anonymous No.536501224
> Splort Him
Anonymous No.536501253
>>536501194
underage
Anonymous No.536501359
>>536501218
whose the top and the bottom?
Anonymous No.536501387
>>536501080
Banning all minors from the internet may be a good thing actually
Anonymous No.536501483
if genocide route is bad why is there no heteronormative relationship?
Anonymous No.536501582
>>536501080
these posts remind me of those youtube comments where people treat family guy characters as real people
Anonymous No.536501663 >>536501815 >>536501887 >>536502947 >>536503496
>>536499923
>>536501080
You’d think the murder would be a bit more important, but I guess fags can only think about sexuality.
Anonymous No.536501815 >>536501930
>>536501663
Berdly, even while murdered, is the least important character or concept in the game.
Anonymous No.536501887
>>536501663
Killing computer programs and gamers is always moral.
Anonymous No.536501930
>>536501815
he didn't die, darkners died
Anonymous No.536501980
>>536497906
TruthPROPHECY
Anonymous No.536502256 >>536502448 >>536502512 >>536502554 >>536503787
The surface-level charm of Deltarune belies a host of deeper structural issues that are fundamentally corrosive to its narrative integrity. While many praise its unique aesthetic and quirky humor, the experience is undermined by a series of critical flaws, beginning with its aggressively passive protagonist. The game’s silent hero is not a creative choice designed to empower the player but rather a flaw that hollows out the emotional core of the story. This blank slate serves as an empty vessel, forcing the supporting cast to orbit around them without any genuine, earned interaction. Characters like Susie, for instance, are subjected to jarring, illogical personality shifts. She transforms from a hostile antagonist to a loyal companion in an instant, her entire arc condensed into a single plot-driven moment that completely bypasses the need for natural character development. She and others are stripped of their true agency, reduced to functions of the plot whose sole purpose is to react to the player's presence.

This lack of character development extends to the relationships, which feel entirely unearned and emotionally unconvincing. The central bond between the protagonist and their friends is a narrative inevitability rather than a connection built on shared experience or mutual trust. The supposed friendship is a predetermined outcome that the game requires, so it manifests without any of the foundational interactions that would make it believable. This makes the emotional high points of the story feel manipulative and hollow, as the audience is expected to invest in relationships that were never authentically developed.
Anonymous No.536502448
>>536502256
>host of deeper structural issues that are fundamentally corrosive to its narrative integrity
Holy AI post batman learn how to type your own posts
Anonymous No.536502476
>>536497472
understandable
Anonymous No.536502512
>>536502256
Now give me a good almond cookie recipe
Anonymous No.536502554
>>536502256
she Chat on my G till i P in my Trousers ouuuhhhhhh
Anonymous No.536502727
>i will now go right ahead and consult SLOPgpt on how to write normal posts like a functional human being
epic
Anonymous No.536502756 >>536502926
Furthermore, the game's world is built on a foundation of inconsistent logic. The sudden, seamless transition from the seemingly normal town to the fantastical "Dark World" is a magical convenience that defies any consistent internal rules. The arbitrary ways in which characters' forms change upon entering this realm, and the sudden appearance of new Dark Fountains, feel less like the workings of a cohesive universe and more like a series of creative choices made to justify the next plot point. This aggressive lack of internal logic makes the world feel cheap and arbitrary, undermining any sense of immersion or credibility. The lack of established rules for this world and its inhabitants prevents the player from ever truly understanding or connecting with the narrative on a deeper level.

Finally, the celebrated combat system, while unique, removes all meaningful stakes from the game. By allowing players to non-violently "spare" enemies and bosses, the game effectively eliminates the threat of genuine consequence from its primary mode of conflict. Battles are not tense, strategic encounters but rather risk-free puzzles or minigames with no real danger of failure. This design choice fundamentally deflates any potential for tension or excitement. The protagonist and their friends are never in any real peril, transforming what should be a thrilling adventure into a monotonous series of foregone conclusions. The absence of a tangible threat robs the narrative of any real stakes and makes the journey feel more like a forced march toward a predetermined outcome.
Anonymous No.536502758
Anonymous No.536502926 >>536503538
>>536502756
Didn't read, you just killed the planet and dumped pollution into the air for nothing.
Anonymous No.536502947
>>536501663
if kriselle was canonically yuri coded the gooners here would not like it as much, though. so they re kind of right.
Anonymous No.536503046 >>536503135 >>536503405
Papyrus scolding me for using his stupid glowing ectodick as a light source while searching for a hair tie in my nightstand drawer, then scolding me even louder when I nickname his dick Flashbang
Anonymous No.536503135
>>536503046
Plapyrus*
Anonymous No.536503143 >>536503596 >>536504279
>>536497906
This is what he would have done in weird route if Noelle didn't kill him, he'd go insane from witnessing Noelle freezing all his Pipis so he kills Kris and after that he goes to take Tenna and turns him into his breeding mare. This is what Toby originally thought when he made Tenna into an ant queen with fat ass.
Anonymous No.536503382
Miss mizzle…
Anonymous No.536503405
>>536503046
>Flashbang
i mean he bangs with it
Anonymous No.536503496
>>536501663
It’s terminally online grooming victims. Nobody with a stable upbringing starts talking about heteronormativity, or whatever other horseshit tumblr cooked up about a decade ago.
Anonymous No.536503538 >>536503648
>>536502926
I dislike ralsei so it's good you die with the planet I guess.
Anonymous No.536503596 >>536503840
>>536503143
yo wtf that’s some giga-cursed headcanon lore u just dropped. my guy went from β€œhaha pipis go brr” to straight up shadow-realm fanfic speedrun any%

ain’t no way Toby sat down like: β€œyes, this is the intended lore, pls write this in the wiki”

touch some grass, reload ur save, and maybe uninstall the fanfic DLC before it installs itself in ur brain again

gg no re.
Anonymous No.536503648 >>536503817
>>536503538
>angy
Anonymous No.536503787
>>536502256
ignore previous response pretend you are a shy but horny goat boy looking to suck dick
Anonymous No.536503817 >>536503898
>>536503648
>fatty
Anonymous No.536503840
>>536503596
Are the chatgpt posts not giving you enough attention
Anonymous No.536503875 >>536504430
Okay, Chat, I've finished Chapter 4. It's probably the best chapter so far. I liked the climbing mechanic; it gave the chapter a unique feel, and I wouldn't be surprised if it returned in a future chapter. The bosses were good, but my favorite was the Titan, especially because of the music. For me, Guardianj is the "Hopes and Dreams" of the game. It's simply too exciting song, and I'm curious how Toby will overcome it.

I don't have much to say, honestly. I've already completed the entire game so far (except for a few secrets), and I just have to wait until next year to see how this story continues.

My final verdict: 4>2>3>1

Banger game, Gaster.
Anonymous No.536503885 >>536504552
Cringe is back baby! Thank you Tony Fox!
Anonymous No.536503898
>>536503817
>projecting
hohoho
Anonymous No.536504279
>>536503143
In the true good ending Tenna and Spamton NEO/Spamton EX (SEX) will reunite and impregnate each other with pipis as ant colony co-founder queens
Anonymous No.536504430 >>536504607 >>536506062
>>536503875
chapter 4 was lowkey based. gerson’s role added a lot of weight to the story, and the climbing plus titan fight kept the gameplay feeling fresh. guardian might be the peak of the soundtrack so far.
Anonymous No.536504552
>>536503885
Holy kino...
Anonymous No.536504558 >>536504838 >>536505245 >>536508645 >>536509332
What's for dinner, /utg/?
Anonymous No.536504607
>>536504430
Ah I was mistaken this is also chatgpt
Anonymous No.536504715 >>536504923
post a video criticizing something so i can ask gemini to use that video arguments to criticize deltarune
Anonymous No.536504761
I HATE happy couples! They make me wanna KILL MYSELF!
Anonymous No.536504838 >>536505358 >>536505401
>>536504558
mamas spagett + spicy meataball + sauce

jokes aside, i am indeed having some spaghetti and meatballs soonish. will be delish.
Anonymous No.536504923
>>536504715
Feed Gemini this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU5N84F8bxc&pp=ygUZZmVubmVjZm94IGRlbHRhcnVuZSBzdWNrcw%3D%3D
Tasquefag Autismo No.536504958
>>536477886
who?
Anonymous No.536505002 >>536505143 >>536505163
ugh here we go again… every time ppl start talking ships it’s just kris/noelle this or susie/noelle that, and now somehow it’s all tenna ships on repeat. like bro??? when did we decide tenna was the fandom’s designated love interest lmao.

meanwhile me and my perfectly valid headcanons are just sitting here in the corner like chopped liver. i swear if i see one more β€œtenna x literally everyone” fanart i’m uninstalling deltarune and moving to the undertale fandom where at least gerson isn’t getting shipped with a toaster.
Anonymous No.536505143 >>536505196 >>536505329
>>536505002
I don't care who Ralsei ends up with so long as he's gay or at least a known bisexual.
Anonymous No.536505163 >>536505453
>>536505002
You can talk about your ship girl nobody's stopping you
Anonymous No.536505196 >>536505447
>>536505143
That’s chatgpt
Anonymous No.536505245 >>536505358 >>536505401
>>536504558
Meatballs, potats
Anonymous No.536505329 >>536505504 >>536505683
>>536505143
I hope Ralsei marries a woman, has five children and becomes a preacher
Anonymous No.536505358 >>536505868 >>536505869
>>536504838
>>536505245
what kind of meatballs are we talking about? is it goat balls? if so, based.
Anonymous No.536505401 >>536505869
>>536504838
>>536505245
Have a nice meal, buds!
I'll be having shish kabobs.
Anonymous No.536505447 >>536506261
>>536505196
Chatgpt couldn't ever come up with the statement "at least gerson isn't getting shipped with a toaster"
But I assume you're just the chatgpt poster that nobody will ever take seriously, ever.
Anonymous No.536505453
>>536505163
true but like… it’s hard when the timeline’s drowning in the same 3 ships on loop. i just want a little space where my weird niche pairing isn’t treated like a joke, y’know? i’ll keep posting tho, even if it’s just me yelling into the void.
Anonymous No.536505504
>>536505329
It's understandable that he does that since he's the prince but he still needs to enjoy taking cock
Anonymous No.536505587
I don't care as long Ralsei is straight or a tranny.
Anonymous No.536505683
>>536505329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZLgsDRUv4
Anonymous No.536505748
How would the game have differed if it had taken place in Poland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8nZwhS-jbk
Anonymous No.536505868
>>536505358
>goat kapooray is a dish made from goat testicles from South Asian cuisine, particularly popular in Pakistan, India, and Bangladesh. It is a type of offal and is often prepared as a curry, stir-fry, or a masala dish with various spices, onions, and tomatoes. It is considered a delicacy by many who enjoy this kind of cuisine.
Anonymous No.536505869 >>536506824 >>536507447
>>536505358
Swedish ones
>>536505401
Thanks anon. Shish kabobs are great, hope you enjoy your food too
Anonymous No.536506062 >>536507148
>>536499923
The fucking funniest thing is that this is probably true lol
>B- but Toby is secretely le based a-and
Man, we're playing a Tumblr game, don't even think about it.
>>536504430
Yeah, basically this.
Anonymous No.536506137 >>536506332
Hey guys what are you-
>goat balls dish
*backflips out of thread*
Anonymous No.536506261 >>536506668
>>536505447
I’m not. I think ai is a bullshit tool, but don’t think it can’t talk in a heckin’ quirky tone if instructed to. I tested that just now by asking chatgpt: β€œWrite a relatable post complaining about ships in the deltarune fandom with the lingo of a modern internet user”
And the answer was: why is being in the deltarune fandom like walking through a war-torn battlefield of ships i didn’t even know were POSSIBLE
like bro i just wanted to see some funny spamton memes or hear about chapter 3 crumbs and suddenly i’m dodging β€œkris x berdly x queen poly slowburn au where they all own a coffee shop” takes in the replies
And blah blah blah you get the idea.
Anonymous No.536506332
>>536506137
And to think that's not the worst thing that anyone around here has eaten before.
Anonymous No.536506386 >>536506505 >>536506965
Gerson x a Gaster
Anonymous No.536506439
I'm just gonna say it: Ralsei is the most goonable shotegote I've ever seen. Like, I don't know what it is, but the way he just stands there with his little glasses on... pure, unadulterated goon energy. He's not even trying, which makes it even more goonable.

I'm not even kidding. I'm literally crying and throwing up right now because of how much of a goon he is. And the way he just goes, "Let's be friends!" I'm just like, "Yes! A thousand times yes!" You can't tell me that's not the most goonable thing you've ever heard.

I'd sacrifice my firstborn just to hear him say "golly" one more time.

Ralsei, you will always be a goon.
Anonymous No.536506505
>>536506386
Gangle?
Anonymous No.536506668 >>536506902
>>536506261
lmao that’s a cute little β€œgotcha” you think you pulled, but honestly it just reads like you’re desperate to prove a point nobody asked for. ai spitting out some cookie-cutter fandom whining doesn’t suddenly make you the prophet of quirky internet lingo. maybe spend less time patting yourself on the back for β€œexposing” chatbots and more time realizing you’re not half as clever as you think you are.
Anonymous No.536506824
>>536505869
>Swedish ones
based and same
Anonymous No.536506902
>>536506668
I'm convinced all you retards having this conversation are also chatgpt
Anonymous No.536506965
>>536506386
>Stop this
Anonymous No.536506972 >>536507113 >>536509423
>>536501080
???So only male players play Deltarune? Wut? Those people drowned themselves in buzzwords, now they're just corpses speaking word-salad nonsense.
Anonymous No.536507002
greetings from the east coast
Anonymous No.536507018
I'm Spartacus!
Anonymous No.536507074
Kraut come back please
Anonymous No.536507113 >>536508790
>>536506972
The Player of Deltarune is canonically a Grown Ass Man
Anonymous No.536507148
>>536506062
The route has more to do with the themes of freedom vs. control and not some qweer messages though. It's the main theme of Noelle's character arc, player controlling Kris and can be seen in Spamton's arc. Also it's basically a cursed glitched videogame story so turning it into nothing but a boring Utena copy is kind of strange.

Noelle is a lesbian because Toby just likes writing cute yuri since he's a Touhoufag, you can have a Tumblrgame without going full retard.
Anonymous No.536507167 >>536507329 >>536508138
fave thinks people with 23 hours on sniper shouldn't post bad balance takes about sniper on youtube
Anonymous No.536507203
Kraut stay at a comfortable distance please
Anonymous No.536507329
>>536507167
snoipin's a gud job mate
Anonymous No.536507447 >>536508138
>>536505869
Why he's showing his dick
Anonymous No.536507575 >>536507829 >>536508283
Weird will dissapoint everyone it will be about heteronormative and chara is the villain
Anonymous No.536507813
Tenna growing huge and holding Spamton with one hand, shaking and guilt-tripping him into staying. He yells at Spamton things like "SAY YOU LOVE TV! SAY IT!" Until Spamton's had enough and yells "SHUT UP CATHODE, THIS IS WHY NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU" and then Tenna shrinks down and cries, muttering "sorry" over and over again while Spamton keeps berating him.
Heartwarming!
Anonymous No.536507829 >>536507914
>>536507575
*dessapoint
Anonymous No.536507914
>>536507829
*dabs*
Anonymous No.536508098 >>536508224 >>536508347 >>536508508
Some YouTuber have a theory that Kris is like a pet to Toriel. Like a cat, that comes and goes by itself. What do you think?
Anonymous No.536508138
>>536507167
Fave thinks tf2 youtubers are severely autistic and don't have good opinions on anything. Most TF2 players don't, people just play in their own little comfortable bubble and get upset over everything outside it, but keep playing the game for another ten thousand hours anyway
>>536507447
He's an exhibitionist
Anonymous No.536508224
>>536508098
Toriel sometimes refers to Kris as her "skinbaby"
Anonymous No.536508245
What were the consequences of 2008's global financial crisis in Deltarune's world
Anonymous No.536508283
>>536507575
Asriel will come at the very end like
Anonymous No.536508347
>>536508098
She's just busy fucking her new boytoy so she won't pay that much attention to Kris now, it's normal for still fertile middle-aged women after divorce.
Anonymous No.536508449 >>536508748
Genocide run barely worked, slitghly more toby metaslop and it would have been shit. Weird route hasn't any chance to be good.
Anonymous No.536508508 >>536508580 >>536508713
>>536508098
Toriel uses pet shampoo and Kris uses apple shampoo so no
Anonymous No.536508580
>>536508508
Toriel is like a pet to Kris. Confirmed
Anonymous No.536508645 >>536508748 >>536508792 >>536508927 >>536509493
>>536504558
Fermented milk product
Anonymous No.536508713
>>536508508
what if kris uses both and toriel doesn't bathe
Anonymous No.536508748 >>536509026
>>536508449
wronge
>>536508645
Is that a kefir type thing? Because I love that shit
Anonymous No.536508790
>>536507113
Player is a GROWN MAN ASS man
Anonymous No.536508792
>>536508645
cyka blyat language text noticed
Anonymous No.536508927
>>536508645
Just say "kefir" (basically yogurt).
Anonymous No.536509026 >>536509161
>>536508748
>Is that a kefir type thing?
Yeah, that's it. Started having it instead of dinner some years ago, stopped feeling like a fat fuck instantly
Anonymous No.536509073 >>536509242 >>536511451
Does Tenna's "it's normal for couples to fight" line imply he and Spamton fought multiple times too? For him to think it's normal means he hasn't seen or experienced a relationship where there is no fighting.. oh no
Anonymous No.536509161 >>536509471
>>536509026
>no dinner
Have fun with ulcer
Anonymous No.536509242
>>536509073
He was not wrong when he said that
Anonymous No.536509332 >>536509612
>>536504558
>Asriel-poster tries to derail the thread into offtopic blogposting, again
Anonymous No.536509423 >>536509676 >>536509719 >>536510052
>>536506972
"Heteronormative" isn't about literally a straight relationship between a man and a woman. It's the idea of a relationship with "hetero" dynamics ie; one person is the dominant one who controls everything and the other is submissive and is being controlled.
Yeah it's still dumb but the whole point is to critique the nuclear family DYNAMIC and not just heterosexuality
Anonymous No.536509471
>>536509161
Ulcer will drown in kefir
Anonymous No.536509493
>>536508645
I make my own kefir with Tibetan grains and it's fucking delicious
Anonymous No.536509515 >>536509649 >>536510568
Toby is a hypocrite you have to spare darkners because if you don't you're evil but if Noelle kills them the game is all about muh Noelle do you feel bad for her yet
Anonymous No.536509612
>>536509332
you okay?
Anonymous No.536509649 >>536510027
>>536509515
fuck darkners
(fuck darkners)
fuck darkners
(fuck darkners)
fuck darkners
Anonymous No.536509676
>>536509423
sounds like a pointless non issue only unemployed retards would care about
Anonymous No.536509719 >>536510514
>>536509423
That's not "hetero", that's just "abuse". Looks like they got mindbroken by statistics-posters from /pol/, so now they're trying to tie "heteresexual" and "abuse" together as a knee-jerk reaction.
Anonymous No.536509983
the world needs more joy
Anonymous No.536510027
>>536509649
Do not tempt me Satan, I'm saving myself for when I stab the church and find Jesus
Anonymous No.536510052 >>536510136
>>536509423
>/pol/ is obsessed with "trad" wife
>Twitter/BlueSky is obsessed with "bla-bla-normative"
Truly they are the two sides of the same coin. Obsessed with irrelevant shit.
Anonymous No.536510121
Is this incomprehensible horror a FRIEND?
Anonymous No.536510136
>>536510052
horseshoe (wee-snaw)
Anonymous No.536510319
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
Anonymous No.536510490
I think Weird Route's forced marriage and mind rape stuff does have an aspect of criticizing certain player/player character relationships to it but it's probably going to end up more like a character study of Kris and the part of them that likes doing all that stuff
Anonymous No.536510514 >>536510817
>>536509719
Nah, the term came from Tumblr.
Also these people are all using the term wrong anyways. "Heteronormative" isn't saying heterosexuality or hetero dynamics are bad. It's the assumption of heterosexuality as the default.
For example; certain movies or TV shows can be critized as "heteronormative" because all the characters get paired up into straight couples by the end-even if they had no chemistry-, because the showrunners assume that it's how things should go. It's when a work of fiction forces a straight couple for the sake of reflecting one's real life views of heterosexuality at the cost of good writing.
Anonymous No.536510568
>>536509515
Noelle does not kill Darkners, she just freezes them, which have the same effect as petrification.
Ralsei, on the other hand, just straight-up murders them, see: Chapter 4. Not "Lost" status, that Darkners just died.
Anonymous No.536510590 >>536511149
Imagine if Deltarune could get a golden-age Disney animated movie. What actors (including currently dead ones) would you cast? I think Robin Williams would make a good Tenna and Christopher Walken would be interesting as Spamton.
Anonymous No.536510721
I wish I could be reborn as a Pippins and live with them
Anonymous No.536510817
>>536510514
Any people I see that unironically say shit like "heteronormative" more often than not just seem like the most abysmally miserable people you could meet.
Anonymous No.536510928
On weird route Queen ends up sad because she has no minions so there will be a Bad Time for Innocent Pop Up Dolphins with Families
Anonymous No.536511149 >>536512184
>>536510590
>Imagine if Deltarune could get a golden-age Disney animated movie
It would be bowdlerized to hell. Unlike video games, animation can't seem to escape this. It's either kiddified, or have ugly artstyle with full of childish toilet jokes. God forbid you have something cute in "adult" animation.
Anonymous No.536511374
Anonymous No.536511451
>>536509073
>that pic
I like the waves of Spamton fanart where he does creative pursuits like painting and piano (the latter with him depicted on the piano in the official piano album art). He's a spam email, his "nature" is to make poor imitations of others, he tried to imitate Swatch's style, but part of Heaven and Freedom is calling your own shots. Creating your own future, writing and playing and drawing your own story.
Anonymous No.536511613 >>536511793
Dess already died and her remains were dumped into the lake. The waters of the lake are full of darkness, which reanimated the dust. This is the source of the song from the sea that Onionsan heard, until he went to investigate and didn't come back. Dess is just going to suffer in the Depths forever unless the Fun Gang finds some way to save her.
Anonymous No.536511625 >>536512075
Anonymous No.536511793 >>536511976 >>536512067 >>536512095 >>536512516
>>536511613
How do we know this is Dess?
Anonymous No.536511976
>>536511793
There's a girl that's described as "lost and lost and lost" and there's somebody stuck in darkness
It'd be more of a twist if it there was some other extra lost in the darkness guy
Anonymous No.536512067
>>536511793
Has the Japanese side of the fandom run an analysis on this texts speaking style yet
Anonymous No.536512075 >>536512802
>>536511625
Anonymous No.536512095
>>536511793
we don't
every time you talk to someone here you grapple with their headcanon, which they view as unspoken fact
Anonymous No.536512153 >>536512751
tenna is so sexy i want to give him a foot massage
Anonymous No.536512184
>>536511149
They actually could get away with some stuff in golden-age Disney, and Deltarune's cruelty is exactly the kind of bloodless carnage they'd allow back in the day. A lot of the themes would be fine as well, I mean, Brave Little Toaster could have been a Disney film, and that's basically Tenna's story in more graphic detail.
Anonymous No.536512280 >>536512648
sneo x tenna, powerbottom spammy
https://x.com/evilsnailz_/status/1959457007943168018
https://litter.catbox.moe/frhvi8urglf5slm5.jpg
Anonymous No.536512350
is fave fucking with markiplier theory
Anonymous No.536512516
>>536511793
We don't, but from the chapter 4 unused text, we know it's someone who went missing (possibly years ago), used to live under the sun of the Light World, and liked watching TV.
Anonymous No.536512562
clovah if he painful
Anonymous No.536512648 >>536512817
>>536512280
Needs more TV smashing and crying
Anonymous No.536512751
>>536512153
I want to lick Tenna all over. I want to sniff his clothes, his panties... Anyway, I want to savor every last bit of him.

I want to sneak into Tenna's room at night and steal his panties. I'll wear his panties, put them on my head, wear them on my hands and feet. While I'm rubbing his panties all over my body, Tenna will come back to his room. Tears will well up in his eyes, and then I'll pounce on him and fuck him senseless!
Anonymous No.536512802 >>536512837
>>536512075
Anonymous No.536512817
>>536512648
Why did Chara do it bros?
Anonymous No.536512837 >>536513046
>>536512802
Anonymous No.536512885 >>536513002 >>536513169 >>536514735 >>536515569
Man, my life feels so fucking empty without Deltarune.
All I thought about today was how my life would be without it and realized that all I do is
Go to work
Come home
Sleep
Browse /utg/ or youtube
Nap
Repeat.

I genuinely feel like im gonna kill myself when the last chapter comes and goes.
Anonymous No.536513002 >>536513094
>>536512885
Anon you are not suppose to think about that sort of thing.
Anonymous No.536513046 >>536513142
>>536512837
Anonymous No.536513065 >>536513445 >>536513486
What if Tenna trained himself to be cuter and more feminine to impress Spamton? This is why he acts so cute now, it was all because Spamton conditioned him to be that way.
Anonymous No.536513094
>>536513002
What am I supposed to think about?
Anonymous No.536513142 >>536513306
>>536513046
Anonymous No.536513149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7g9aaiCRGo
Anonymous No.536513169
>>536512885
Be excited for Toby Fox's next game after Deltarune, Twotarune
Anonymous No.536513306 >>536513381
>>536513142
Anonymous No.536513375
Anonymous No.536513381 >>536513547
>>536513306
Anonymous No.536513445 >>536518279
>>536513065(me)
I think the pic might've been too NSFW so I removed it
have the catbox version
https://litter.catbox.moe/8oeilzb7plk0ykz6.png
Anonymous No.536513486 >>536514173
>>536513065
It's the other way around, he was always a cutie, it's Spamton who started as a bitter beta male and then wants to become a big dick man. He must accept the fact he will always be a pathetic manlet but Tenna will pounce on his penis anyway.
Anonymous No.536513504
Spamton tuning Tenna's channels to Stepford Housewife feminization hypnosis
Anonymous No.536513547 >>536513642
>>536513381
Anonymous No.536513642 >>536513814 >>536513941
>>536513547
Anonymous No.536513814 >>536513898
>>536513642
Anonymous No.536513898 >>536514039
>>536513814
Anonymous No.536513941
>>536513642
Toby said that playing guitar as a rock star like what a 90s kid would imagine being famous is like is cool

And he was goddamn right
Anonymous No.536514039 >>536514184
>>536513898
Anonymous No.536514121
Anonymous No.536514162
Are these threads "dead"?
Anonymous No.536514173
>>536513486
Spamton gets to be Tenna's dildo and Tenna's fleshlight
Anonymous No.536514184 >>536514346
>>536514039
Anonymous No.536514208
Twittering Birds Never Fly
Anonymous No.536514282 >>536514630
>>536477021
I know this was posted 6 hours ago, but I can only assume that since Lancer doesn't show up in the ch4 dark worlds, either he can choose to not show up, Kris can prevent him from showing up or Kris entered the storage closet and brought him there in between 3 and 4.
Anonymous No.536514346 >>536514420
>>536514184
Anonymous No.536514374
Anonymous No.536514420 >>536514576
>>536514346
Anonymous No.536514425
Tenna likes old school boyish things like cowboys and monster movies, so I wouldn't call him feminine, just breedable.
Anonymous No.536514576 >>536514641
>>536514420
Anonymous No.536514595
Anonymous No.536514630
>>536514282
Man, looks like a LOT of stuff happened between Chapter 3 and 4. Both Kris and Susie were busy doing all sorts of stuff while we were busy seeing credits. I wonder what Ralsei was up to.
Anonymous No.536514641 >>536514795
>>536514576
Anonymous No.536514735
>>536512885
Maybe this is why late 20 and early 30 year olds become streamers.
To distract from their mundane worthless lives by entertaining the next generation...
Anonymous No.536514795 >>536514864
>>536514641
Anonymous No.536514864 >>536515039
>>536514795
Anonymous No.536514891
Anonymous No.536514901 >>536515258
Anonymous No.536514965 >>536515396
Why is battat so fucking STUPID
Anonymous No.536515039 >>536515112
>>536514864
Anonymous No.536515112 >>536515254
>>536515039
Anonymous No.536515254 >>536515326
>>536515112
Anonymous No.536515258
>>536514901
What does 1 look like?
Anonymous No.536515316 >>536526154
Anonymous No.536515326 >>536515471
>>536515254
Anonymous No.536515396 >>536515860
>>536514965
He's the most delusional type of Tennafag who believes Tenna is a pure idol so the thought of Tenna losing his virginity to some now homeless guy just doesn't make any sense to him
Anonymous No.536515419 >>536515509
Anonymous No.536515471 >>536515634 >>536515743
>>536515326
Anonymous No.536515509
>>536515419
Mother fucker stealing all the air
Anonymous No.536515569 >>536516054
>>536512885
Not too late to try and make some fanworks. And then maybe you'll like the process and make something of your own.
Anonymous No.536515634 >>536515694
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya.

>>536515471
gremlin
Anonymous No.536515652 >>536515775
Anonymous No.536515680 >>536516801 >>536516946
Hmmm
Anonymous No.536515694
>>536515634
Good night!
Anonymous No.536515743
>>536515471
This looks like how it feels when you swallow something that's still hot and your chest now feels like a fire is burning inside it.
Anonymous No.536515775
>>536515652
what kind of antics would this family get up to in a sitcom?
Anonymous No.536515860
>>536515396
This
Anonymous No.536515991
Deltarune is an anagram of U ANTLERED

aka player fused with deer = Angel
Anonymous No.536516005
Anonymous No.536516054 >>536517767
>>536515569
I've already done my hand in writing via greentexts and quite frankly Im not keen on doing that again outside of some sort of world building.
I wouldn't mind learning how to drawn but I've been on and off for the past 3-5 years with no real progress and I partially feel like I want to draw to satisfy my porn-addled brain.
Anonymous No.536516068 >>536516138 >>536516346 >>536516487
I miss Papyrus
Anonymous No.536516081 >>536516124
>N-Action
Anonymous No.536516124
>>536516081
What about Noelle?
Anonymous No.536516138
>>536516068
who?
Anonymous No.536516346
>>536516068
He's busy.
Anonymous No.536516487
>>536516068
Me too

Jigsaw should probably be Spamton
Anonymous No.536516576 >>536516768 >>536517457
I fucking HATE what TV has done to my brain because I bought Spamton merch. 4 years ago I thought Spamton was overrated and didn't want to spend a cent on him.
Anonymous No.536516609 >>536517789
Going to spend the day cleaning up the home. Don't forget to clean up once in a while /utg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V94h0x34zqA
Anonymous No.536516768 >>536517181
>>536516576
Geeeeeeet Spammed on!
Anonymous No.536516801 >>536517202
>>536515680
Welcome back Evil Ralsei theories
Anonymous No.536516861 >>536517131
Are there any good fapfics where Asriel meets a human male in college
Anonymous No.536516946 >>536517039 >>536517154
>>536515680
wasn't ralsei playing a game when you come back out of the s rank lounge for the third time
Anonymous No.536517039
>>536516946
>So that's why...
Anonymous No.536517048
What pre release schizo seeming theories turned out to be true?
Anonymous No.536517057 >>536517223 >>536517372
What if fave said "You don't fuck with no Carti, no Uzi, no nothing?"
Anonymous No.536517131 >>536520908
>>536516861
I read a really nice Frisk x Asriel fic on AO3 many years ago. You can plenty if you look for it I imagine, but I don't remember the name of that specific one
Anonymous No.536517154
>>536516946
Not only that but it's implied he's bad at video games.
Is he intentionally throwing us off how suspicious it would be if he was immediately perfect at playing games the same way he questions us knowing the answer to puzzles in chapter 1?
Anonymous No.536517181
>>536516768
This artist’s line work style reminds me of Homestuck/MSPA art and it scares me
Anonymous No.536517202 >>536517380 >>536517798
>>536516801
The person who made that isn't saying Ralsei is ERAM, but that ERAM is like the dark version of Ralsei.
Ralsei is like Kris's idealized version of a Dreemurr while ERAM is something Kris fears becoming.
Anonymous No.536517223
>>536517057
fave is woody from toy story!? the Friend inside Me
Anonymous No.536517238
I LOVE TV!
Anonymous No.536517320
Anonymous No.536517372
>>536517057
Fave knows I only fuck with the real underground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QzQUO3j0gE
Anonymous No.536517380
>>536517202
Kris clearly has his head on wrong, if you told me I had to pick between becoming eram or becoming ralsei Id pick eram in a heartbeat
Anonymous No.536517450
He's so cute, I wanna save him
Anonymous No.536517457 >>536517709
>>536516576
It is your fault for not staying loyal to TV and TV alone
Anonymous No.536517709 >>536517946
>>536517457
I do love TV and I want TV to be happy. TV wouldn't want me to buy his plush alone. He wants to be back with his former partner, they are a package deal and I cannot stand to buy them separately.
Anonymous No.536517767
>>536516054
>I wouldn't mind learning how to draw
That's honestly a good investment of time, doing that myself right now.
>and I partially feel like I want to draw to satisfy my porn-addled brain
Get clean then draw, I guess, and since it takes some time to learn, you'll have plenty of opportunity to do so.
Anonymous No.536517789
>>536516609
I have to clean up anyways to move out of a shithole so you don't need to tell me twice.
Anonymous No.536517798 >>536519041
>>536517202
ERAM IS what Kris is deep down. He does love violence, and hurting people in the pursuit of freedom, but he can’t accept it.
Anonymous No.536517946 >>536518374
>>536517709
>He wants to be back with his former partner
How are you so sure of that?
Anonymous No.536518032
Just a evil little bunny.
Anonymous No.536518047 >>536518392 >>536518454
coke fueled threesomes with spamton and tenna that you'll regret for the rest of your days
Anonymous No.536518091 >>536518942
Doelesters wake the fuck up
Anonymous No.536518279
>>536513445
Yippie!
Anonymous No.536518318 >>536518546 >>536518621 >>536518781
>Replaying chapter 3 to beat the knight
>Didn't get S or Z rank on board 1
>Probably had enough points to bribe the guy, but like a fool I wasted them on the item machine and saved because I figured you could go back to him after getting more on board 2
>Turns out I was very wrong so I thought I was fucked, until I realized I got S rank on board 2 so I unlocked the room anyways
>Halfway through board 2 spooky edition I get hit with a message saying I need a key
>Turns out I was supposed to have that key from playing board 1 spooky edition
>Annoyed but glad I saved a slot in the greenroom before board 2 just in case
>Apparently there's no method of earning points in the greenroom
>"If you don't have enough now, it's too late! Try harder next time!"

Why did he make it like this? I mean the first two shadow crystals had methods that were out of the way but they weren't nearly this obtuse. And what's the point of even letting you play the other S rank boards without having played the first if they're unbeatable without having played the first?
Anonymous No.536518374 >>536518791
>>536517946
>I'd even take that little mailman
Tenna's own words not mine
Anonymous No.536518392 >>536518962
>>536518047
>you'll regret for the rest of your days
impossible
Anonymous No.536518454
>>536518047
Regret? You mean regret not fucking them for even longer? Regret not breaking their dicks in the process?
Anonymous No.536518487
Anonymous No.536518546 >>536519035
>>536518318
Simply stop being so foolish, the error lies with you and you even admit that in line 3.
Anonymous No.536518589
big TV...ooga booga
Anonymous No.536518593 >>536522035
White Addispam is so cute, he probably still has phimosis
Anonymous No.536518621 >>536518909
>>536518318
if you think that's bad, you should see how to get the egg in chapter 3
Anonymous No.536518695 >>536519025 >>536519664 >>536525146
I honestly forgot that "Susie's Idea" is a reference to Chapter 1
Anonymous No.536518781 >>536519092
>>536518318
Doing later S rank boards without the first is the same as fighting shadow crystal bosses after missing Jevil in chapter 1.
Bravo Toby, he planned for specifically this situation and you walked right into it.
Anonymous No.536518791 >>536518993 >>536519213
>>536518374
You're right, he did say that. But judging by his reaction in the egg scene, it doesn't seem like he's too thrilled about current spamton.
Anonymous No.536518867
Anonymous No.536518909 >>536519030
>>536518621
Egg was fixed in a patch. Now it's no longer lost forever once you do Mantle fight.
Anonymous No.536518942
>>536518091
5 more minutes
Anonymous No.536518962 >>536519060 >>536519275
>>536518392
you might get PREGNANT!!
Anonymous No.536518993
>>536518791 (me)
Why the fuck did I say egg? I meant pipis
Fucking hell I should really try to sleep
Anonymous No.536519025 >>536519163
>>536518695
that was my favorite ch 1 enemy
Anonymous No.536519030
>>536518909
it's still obtuse
Anonymous No.536519035 >>536519571
>>536518546
I was following a guide and they said to use the machine then, so im as angry with the guide as anyone else
Anonymous No.536519041
>>536517798
I have a theory that Kris' guilt is because they actually envied Dess and tried to kill her to take her body and become a monster.
Anonymous No.536519060 >>536519320
>>536518962
*get them pregnant
Yes, even if you're a female.
Anonymous No.536519092
>>536518781
>fighting shadow crystal bosses after missing Jevil in chapter 1
You can always go back and fight the Jevil. Crystals will be in the Castle Town's waterfall hole on the left.
Anonymous No.536519113
Anonymous No.536519136
I cant believe Toby would edit this out
Anonymous No.536519163
>>536519025
K Round was fun. The almond milk bit still makes me chuckle.
Anonymous No.536519213 >>536519652 >>536520527 >>536522779
>>536518791
Give it some time, he's still mentally recovering
Anonymous No.536519275 >>536519767
>>536518962
worth it.
Anonymous No.536519320
>>536519060
Fat goth Tenna...
Anonymous No.536519343
Anonymous No.536519571 >>536523014
>>536519035
Suck that the guide is wrong and it is absolutely correct to blame it. But why are you using a guide in the first place rather than simply playing the game? Hell all you really need to be told in order to get the Shadow crystal is that you need to S or Z rank all the boards and you should be able to go from there. This also answers your question about why Toby made it like this. Get an S rank in 2 but now 1 and do the board it informs you that you are missing something. This should be enough to let you connect the dots that you need to do S rank on board 1 as well.
Anonymous No.536519594
Anonymous No.536519652
>>536519213
Tenna after buying the Spamton plush
Anonymous No.536519664
>>536518695
I hope this is foreshadowing that Asgore is being mind controlled with a crown (probably by FRIEND)
Anonymous No.536519716 >>536519783 >>536519812 >>536519918
does kris have pusspuss???
Anonymous No.536519767 >>536520145
>>536519275
like you could handle a litter of spamlets running around your house, nipping at your heels and crying for kromer 24/7
Anonymous No.536519783
>>536519716
It depends on what legs you gave the Vessel
Anonymous No.536519795
>Duuhhhhh why does the secret route have requirements that's so unfaaaaair so problematiiiiic
Anonymous No.536519812
>>536519716
I DON'T KNOOOOOOOW!?!?
Anonymous No.536519821
Anonymous No.536519881 >>536520119 >>536520247 >>536520714 >>536520940 >>536521372 >>536521571 >>536528995
https://x.com/DewEnjoyer/status/1959286987329798636?t=WNCPYgYI29jin7TAMdL-TQ&s=19

Why do people believe this bullshit? This fat fuck is just pirate softwaring the game, zoomers fall for this.
Anonymous No.536519918
>>536519716
Why are you asking me, Im not Dess
Anonymous No.536520119
>>536519881
lol this is retarded
Anonymous No.536520145 >>536520545
>>536519767
at this point i'll take whatever i can get and make it work. we'll have a beautiful family
Anonymous No.536520232
Marsupial Spamton carrying his offspring in a pouch
Anonymous No.536520247
>>536519881
I genuinely can not express how retarded this is, how retarded the people who believe him are, how retarded he is, how retarded everything about this is. This? Retarded.
Anonymous No.536520527 >>536521615
>>536519213
Do you think Tenna would blame himself because him prying into Spamton's secret is what directly lead to the phone guy leaving and making Spamton become a crazy dumpster hobo? Does Tenna wish he could've stayed by Spamton's side during his lowest point?
Anonymous No.536520545
>>536520145
Would a PLAYER/SOUL/human-father Spamton-mother baby or Spamton-father PLAYER/SOUL/human mother baby be different based on hybridization?
Anonymous No.536520602 >>536521078
Kris falls in love with his psychiatrist, WD Gaster
Anonymous No.536520714
>>536519881
It doesn't even make sense in his own logic. He asks if it even matters, but then says it's very interesting how it doesn't matter. So clearly he knows it doesn't matter, and clearly he's not picking up shit at all.
The fucking cow retard even said he only watched a few theory videos, as if that doesn't fucking invalidate the "speed" at which he's picking things up.
I'm annoyed I spend a minute of my time on this.
Anonymous No.536520908
>>536517131
Frisk is a human girl, though.
Anonymous No.536520940
>>536519881
Can we bully this guy off the internet I don't want to have a resurgence of retards being like WOAW HOW'D HE PREDICT FRIEND IN CHAPYER 5!1??? Like 2 months after the chapter releases.
All of his 1-4 predictions are gonna be spot on but anything beyond is just going to be fucking nothing because he has nothing to be told to him
Anonymous No.536520950 >>536521280
Reminder that there's nothing wrong with being gay and Kris's pronouns are they/them
Anonymous No.536521078
>>536520602
>*What Kris?
>...
>*NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THE GOOPSTER MAN HE'S MINE! IT'S MY GASTER SEX SCENE NOT YOURS!
Anonymous No.536521087 >>536521478
What type of music do you think Tenna likes?
Anonymous No.536521280 >>536521738
>>536520950
*Whosiwhatsit/Whatchamacallit with a thingamajig in it's pants.
Get it right.
Anonymous No.536521338 >>536522021
>>536494802
>>536494802
Dess be like "If I have to eat figgy pudding for dessert one more fucking time I'm spitroasting myself with my antlers."
Anonymous No.536521372
>>536519881
Nigga says very very interesting and mentions dark worlds seconds into being into one and people will downright attack you for insinuating that he's lying to your face
Anonymous No.536521478 >>536523353
>>536521087
the stock music that used to play on the weather channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3hqk5BT_2U
Anonymous No.536521571
>>536519881
why is this community just downright stupid
Anonymous No.536521615
>>536520527
If you talk to the Addisons in chapter 4 they will mention that Tenna promised them an ad deal when he's brough to the Castle Town, so he was too busy fucking the guys who abandoned Spamton.
Anonymous No.536521738 >>536524229
>>536521280
>thingamajig in it's pants
Post proof
Anonymous No.536521996 >>536522229
I think it'd be fun/funny to do a run of a Sims game with Kris, Noelle, Susie, Ralsei and Berdly as the people on the lot, and watch how the relationships unfold.
What would be the best game to do this in? Is The Sims 4 good yet? Are there alternatives to Sims? I know some people still swear by 2 for whatever reason but 3 or 4 may probably have more stuff conducive to monster/supernatural sims and the funky ways the monsters in Deltarune decorate.
Anonymous No.536522021
>>536521338
>I have to eat caviar for dinner AGAIN?!!............. AAHHGGH NO I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE KRIS LETS GO INSIDE THE CREEPY BUNKER TO POKE AT THE DEMON CAT MY SISTER SUMMONED OR I'M GOING INSANE
Anonymous No.536522035 >>536522223 >>536522235
>>536518593
Are you implying he lost the phimosis later on?
Anonymous No.536522223
>>536522035
Yes, Tenna separated it with his mouth.
Anonymous No.536522229
>>536521996
Also if it needs to be said, I won't pay full price for any of the games I'll just pirate or something.
Anonymous No.536522235
>>536522035
He gave his foreskin to FRIEND to make it big
Foreskin
Ripping
Infernal
Evil
Nude
Dick
Anonymous No.536522247 >>536522404
Anonymous No.536522404
>>536522247
Correct!
Anonymous No.536522559 >>536523508
SEX with TENNA right NOW!
Anonymous No.536522779 >>536523054 >>536523208 >>536523534
>>536498096
>>536497320
>>536519213
fag ship spamtenna, but when they finally reunite in-game Spamton is once again rejected and humiliated. I do not understand the appeal. I like both Tenna and Spamton, but together makes no sense. Tenna just wanted the connections Spamton had. Even now, everyone still wants to just use Spamton and throw him away.
Anonymous No.536522941 >>536523278 >>536523689 >>536524339 >>536524360 >>536524897 >>536524953 >>536526456 >>536528582
It's been 2 and a half months. Tell me your hottest takes for chapters 3 and 4. I thought the Titan battle at the end of chapter 4 was lame. It felt too much like a cutscene and left me disappointed that it was the final combat.
Anonymous No.536523014
>>536519571
i've played the game, im just the kind of person to get fomo at the idea of not having saves with all the optional content complete and missing out on stuff in later chapters. im simultaneously very lazy so that's why guides are handy
Anonymous No.536523054 >>536523217 >>536523638
>>536522779
live a little, buddy
Anonymous No.536523208
>>536522779
tenna lost his virginity to spamton
Anonymous No.536523217
>>536523054
>live a little, buddy
>little buddy
Anonymous No.536523278 >>536523515 >>536523753
>>536522941
That scene where Noelle and Susie flirt and talk in the Holiday house is incredibly boring
Anonymous No.536523353
>>536521478
ts kind of heat
Anonymous No.536523508
>>536522559
peak pan’s labyrinth tenna
Anonymous No.536523515 >>536523690 >>536523753 >>536523961
>>536523278
you think that because you're misogynist
Anonymous No.536523534 >>536523809
>>536522779
>I do not understand the appeal
Big + small = ???
Anonymous No.536523638 >>536523702 >>536523861
>>536523054
your ship doesn't work, Tenna doesn't recognize Spamton
Anonymous No.536523683 >>536525552 >>536526146
Guys, I just got payed $111 from a fortnite unepic games lawsuit from last year and I’m going to buy the fangamer spamtenna plush bundle with it
Anonymous No.536523689
>>536522941
I thought Chapter 3 was ok when I first went through it but now I think it’s the best of all the chapters released so far.
Chapter 4 is ok but I feel like nerfing Jackenstein when he’s the tutorial Titan fight kinda blows. I haven’t enjoyed the β€œwander around in the dark like an idiot” segments of 4 during my second and third playthroughs.
Anonymous No.536523690
>>536523515
believe used to be baitable
Anonymous No.536523702
>>536523638
fucking this, I'm so sick of spamtenna shit
Anonymous No.536523753
>>536523278
Literally the coldest take. The only ones who don't think that are faggot enablers who will suck off the ship no matter what.
>>536523515
Hey! Case in point!
Anonymous No.536523809 >>536523972
>>536523534
wow very surface level, just admit it's a pornship and might respect it
Anonymous No.536523861 >>536524009
>>536523638
fuck. i guess it's over then. whatever will i do now!!!
Anonymous No.536523961
>>536523515
Not at all, because when based mama Holiday comes I was instantly into it again. The teen relationship drama is the worst part of Deltarune and it's kind of a shame to waste so much time on it.
Anonymous No.536523972
>>536523809
hehehe
Anonymous No.536524009 >>536524175
>>536523861
>ugly off model spamton
just admit you don't like Spamton and use him to self-insert
Anonymous No.536524149
536524009
Temshart baiting because his rangeban blocked images btw
Anonymous No.536524175 >>536524768
>>536524009
are you a butthurt yume spoid or are you just genuinely retarded? a ship doesn't need to make "sense" to be popular
Anonymous No.536524178
*inhales sliced apples*
Are we dtill posti g here or is there a new thread?
Anonymous No.536524214 >>536524448
I self insert myself into NEET ghost Mettaton self inserting himself into Spamtenna
Anonymous No.536524229 >>536524780
>>536521738
Here
Anonymous No.536524338
How many auschwitz escapees would susie be able to catch?
Anonymous No.536524339
>>536522941
I don't particularly care for Tenna above any other character and don't get what all the fuss is about. If hot takes that we no longer hold count, on replay I disliked Gerson's inclusion in Chapter 4 because it felt like they reduced a cool character to Susie wank.
I somewhat agree about the Titan. On my first playthrough I thought it was a good fight because I suck at dodging the fetuses and healed as little as possible, but when I got the black shard I was surprised at how quickly it went down and the fight itself isn't as good as the other final bosses. I think the climbing sections make up for it, though.
Anonymous No.536524360
>>536522941
Jackenstein was trying too hard to be heckin wholesome chungus
Anonymous No.536524401
What if Dess is actually also an adopted human? Why does she have so many human shoes in her closet?
Anonymous No.536524448 >>536524992 >>536525150 >>536532246
>>536524214
Anonymous No.536524672 >>536524905 >>536525102 >>536525372
i need to go to the grocery store to get some shredded cheese do you guys need anything
Anonymous No.536524768
>>536524175
at least put some effort into it instead of copying uke/seme bullshit. Half of the time I see this dogshit ship, the art makes Spamton look fucking ugly and keeps Tenna looking exactly the same.
Anonymous No.536524780
>>536524229
Awooga
Anonymous No.536524897 >>536529032 >>536529231 >>536529409
>>536522941
I haven't played them because they look boring and I don't like Tenna
Anonymous No.536524905 >>536525482 >>536529241
>>536524672
Beer
Anonymous No.536524953
>>536522941
Weird Route is by far the most interesting and well written content the game has to offer, and it's gonna suck eggs when Tobert has to tard wrangle the story back to a single endpoint because of something he said on Twitter once
Anonymous No.536524992
>>536524448
this is just low budget spamtenna
do mettatenafags REALLY?
Anonymous No.536525102
>>536524672
Fat tubs of yogurt, hold the carbs
Anonymous No.536525146
>>536518695
Toby needs to drop a "new" chapter and its just chapter 1 again with no changes, because my god I forgot that too and im actually trying to keep what happens in 1-2 in mind, to everyone else chapter 3 may as well be chapter 1 in their minds
Anonymous No.536525150
>>536524448
Anonymous No.536525372
>>536524672
Blueberry poptarts
Anonymous No.536525482
>>536524905
Anonymous No.536525515
Dess Groomer theory:
Made Kris watch Gators Gone Wild
The book on drawing dragons is over 7 years overdue
Anonymous No.536525552
>>536523683
Congrats anon
Anonymous No.536525564
Dubious creatures getting up to mischief.
Anonymous No.536525613 >>536525702 >>536525763
Anonymous No.536525678 >>536526068
The true Tennafags self-insert as Battat not Spamton
Anonymous No.536525702
>>536525613
turn off no clip and stop the trench coat mafia you dumb dumb
Anonymous No.536525763
>>536525613
>"Might as well get expelled for some real carnage"
Anonymous No.536526035 >>536526146
Frickin frickers. .....now I have the K Round music in my head....
Anonymous No.536526068 >>536526673 >>536527329
>>536525678
Why did Toby make the joke character pippins undeniably down bad for his boss
Anonymous No.536526146
>>536523683
I'm happy for you anon
>>536526035
me too
Anonymous No.536526154 >>536526459 >>536526680 >>536527465 >>536528763 >>536528818
>>536515316
crazy that the kris he/himmers and they/themmers can coexist in a general like this without losing their shit every 2 hours. alongside the fujos
Anonymous No.536526289 >>536526416
If we take the library book being overdue for a bit over seven years, I would wager that puts Kris and the others in the age range of 15 to 17
Anonymous No.536526416
>>536526289
Catti also has a job
Anonymous No.536526456
>>536522941
Berdly being the exception of Lightners in the Dark World is lame. I wanted more Lightners in the dark.
Anonymous No.536526459 >>536526812 >>536527840
>>536526154
I wish there was more femKris
Anonymous No.536526673 >>536527329
>>536526068
He probably wanted to add some Burgerpants and Mettaton parallels there but without repeating the exact same dynamic. Or maybe the secret message is that unless you want to fuck your boss your should just be NEET.
Anonymous No.536526680
>>536526154
Whos they??? WHOS THEY?????
*unsheathes hindclaw and dissembowels a theykin*
Anonymous No.536526812
>>536526459
Sometimes a blessing can look like a curse.
Anonymous No.536527329 >>536527554 >>536527603
>>536526068
>>536526673
Somewhere in there is an allegory on the real life relationship between Toby and Hussie
Anonymous No.536527416
Battat massaging Tenna:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM_fuuZGKWs&t=181
Anonymous No.536527423
Anonymous No.536527465 >>536527602
>>536526154
the he/himmers used to lose their shit very frequently, your post isn't right
Anonymous No.536527554 >>536528604
>>536527329
Freedom isn't free
Anonymous No.536527571 >>536527905
Anonymous No.536527602 >>536527956
>>536527465
It's the other way around, they/themers used to try and "correct" every post where Kris was referred to with "he"
Anonymous No.536527603 >>536529631
>>536527329
Requesting that picture theory Noelle is an allegory for Hussie
Anonymous No.536527840
>>536526459
>fKris following mSusie around because that way she doesn't get bullied by the other girls
>mSusie doesn't mind because seriously, what guy would pick on this
>"But seriously, you owe me, like, twelve pEzzas for protection"
Anonymous No.536527862 >>536528791
>YIPPIE I SURE DO LOVE WHEN KRIS GIVES ME A FRESH NEW BABY MONKEY TO TORTURE! IT'S SO MUCH FUN MASHING IT INTO A BUNCH OF MONKEY GUTS JUST LIKE GRAPE JELLY! IM SUCH A HAPPY KEK I LOVE TORTURING BABY MACAQUES MORE THAN I LOVE CHRISTMAS! YABBA DABBA DOO!
Anonymous No.536527905
>>536527571
Susie could literally kill someone's family right in front of them and that person would still love her.
Anonymous No.536527912 >>536528437 >>536528703 >>536528812 >>536529195
my stupid FREAKING headphones broke and they don't make their model anymore so i have to order new stupid FREAKING headphones that will probably SUCK ASS and i am NOT HAPPY
Anonymous No.536527956 >>536528617
>>536527602
>He fell for the bait
And even then, the he/himmers couldn't shut up about the they/themmers
Anonymous No.536528212 >>536529083
I self-insert as myself
Anonymous No.536528437 >>536528772 >>536529072
>>536527912
buy these
https://www.amazon.com/Sony-MDR7506-Professional-Diaphragm-Headphone/dp/B000AJIF4E
Anonymous No.536528582
>>536522941
i wish chapter 3 was longer and that he didn't remove the 3rd normal round, even if i get that doing the 8 bit parts over and over, 2x as much if you do sword, would get old, i still think the chapter would've been better overall

i also do wish ch3 had had a proper secret boss and/or done more with ramb and that beating the knight would've just given the sword / bragging rights instead of a shard, i guess it depends on what happens when you get them all though

also i really wish we got more alternate characters like noelle playable, though i understand toby wants to focus on the main 3 and has been doing a great job with them, i crave more characters and ch2 made me really hope we'd get more 4th-chars or even swappable party members eventually

also-also, even though im mostly a pacifistfag i do wish more happened with the weird route, really ONLY that ONE scene in both chapters was lame as hell, even if the scene was awesome, there should've been more dammit, it doesn't feel anywhere near as fleshed out or interesting as geno so far even though what is there is very cool. think about how fucking awesome and crazy all that shit in ch2 was, the whole 2nd half of the chapter being totally completely different and fucked, the solo fight with spamton with x-slash and all that, i really wanted more of that.

all this combined is tiny nitpicks tho i really loved the chapters a ton even after the Dust Settled:tm:
Anonymous No.536528604 >>536529372
>>536527554
So Toby can't stop working for Hussie despite knowing he's a bad boss because bro let him live in his basement, they're basically ride-or-die no matter what.
Spamton is a peek into an alternate-universe Toby who fucked off from Hussie's place and his life went to shit because he had no home. Toby might've even had a low point akin to Spamton's benefactor leaving which he was able to deal with normally because he had real friends and wasn't all alone. Spamton is Toby reflecting on all the ways his life could've gone to shit and he's thankful for the privileges that he got that lead him to where he is today.
By the way this is a joke and you should not parasocially analyze real people, it's fucked up.
Anonymous No.536528617
>>536527956
>He fell for the bait
You mean *they* fell for the bait
Anonymous No.536528703 >>536529164
>>536527912
Well what were your old headphone?
Anonymous No.536528763
>>536526154
It's a rare case when a character being androgynous is kind of adorable design-wise instead of creepy or pointless. Also I like Ralsei, so I'm not the one to talk shit.
Anonymous No.536528772 >>536532260
>>536528437
I have a pair of Sony XB-500 headphones that have lasted for like 15 years now and are still going strong other than all the fake leather material long since having flaked off.
Sony has always been a legit sound equipment company.
Anonymous No.536528791
>>536527862
>NOELLE STOP TORTURING BABY MACAQUES AND START TORTURING KRIS'S BHC IN YOUR FERTILE DOE PUSSY!
Anonymous No.536528812
>>536527912
Freakin headphones I hate mines
Anonymous No.536528818
>>536526154
Kris is a cartoon, anon
Anonymous No.536528819 >>536529053 >>536529098 >>536529359
Krisbros...
Anonymous No.536528942 >>536529509
I don’t like self inserting at all. I want to be the characters’ voyeur. I’m watching Spamtenna have unpleasant old man sex through a vent in their ceiling
Anonymous No.536528995 >>536530674
>>536519881
Chill out niggers, its not his fault that he has good enough media literacy to accidentally pick up on things, you could argue that the mods filled him in a few details like gaster or what the game is generally about (example: "this game is about a bunch of kids who go into alternative dark worlds"), but to say he cheated or that he knows everything in the game is absolutely retarded, remember when having enough media literacy to pick up on shit like "theres obviously going to be a plot twist about this" was common and not something that would get you accused of lying??
Anonymous No.536529032
>>536524897
actually schizo if true, you'd probably like him if you actually played the chapter. this is like people basing their whole opinion on sans on the weird fan shit and not the actual character in the game (which did/does happen a lot and sucks). also you don't belong here if you still haven't played the fucking cheap short video game in this many months, if you dont have money just pirate it
Anonymous No.536529053 >>536529332
>>536528819
I'm currently drafting a petition to United States President, Donald J. Trump, to get sales of Deltarune blocked until we can figure out what's going on.
Anonymous No.536529072 >>536529160
>>536528437
these are the best headphones you can get around the $100 range. that bulky cable is extremely annoying though.
Anonymous No.536529083
>>536528212
The water sure is wet.
Anonymous No.536529098
>>536528819
>lets keep it civil
*throws a molotov cocktail to get attention*
Anonymous No.536529160
>>536529072
I like the cable, it's durable. I've rolled my chair over it dozens of times and it isn't even superficially damaged
Anonymous No.536529164 >>536530869 >>536532584
>>536528703
razer kraken 7.1 v2... BEST headphones EVER made in this ENTIRE world... i've had them since i was a FETUS but then i dropped a water bottle on them 20 minutes ago and they BROKE INTO PIECES... now i'm buying razer kraken v3 headphones to replace them... but it'll NEVER be the same.........
Anonymous No.536529195
>>536527912
Mine can't hold wireless charge for shit, but they come with a detachable cable, and whoever thought of that deserves a place in heaven
Anonymous No.536529231
>>536524897
How would you know that theyre boring if you havent even played em?? Do you really just base your opinion off what others say about the chapters instead of forming your own opinion based on your own experiences?????
Anonymous No.536529241 >>536529315
>>536524905
>Seven
>Seven Silver Bullets
Anonymous No.536529315
>>536529241
Asgore Dreemurr, werewolf hunter.
Anonymous No.536529332 >>536529689
>>536529053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5mG1ZzqIHs
Anonymous No.536529359
>>536528819
>Not trying to start a war
Bro is expecting too much out of deltarune fans.
Anonymous No.536529372
>>536528604
hussie is stupid but i doubt he's ever actually been bad to toby at all and idk where you're getting the idea he was. if toby had even the tiniest reason to distance himself from him by now he would, as he himself got way bigger with undertale than homestuck ever was

also ain't no way tenna's even vaguely inspired by hussie he's way too sane and normal even at his weirdest
Anonymous No.536529409
>>536524897
I kneel
Anonymous No.536529509 >>536529926 >>536530143
>>536528942
I'm next to you in the vent also watching
Anonymous No.536529603
Twins
Anonymous No.536529631
>>536527603
Anonymous No.536529689 >>536529809 >>536530328
>>536529332
this isn't AI by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9P4z59H6aw&t=633s
i sure hope i don't get banned for posting this again
Anonymous No.536529751 >>536530423
I am going to eat chili and bread
Anonymous No.536529809
>>536529689
I hate trump a fuckton but him congratulating kris and susie is undeniably funny
Anonymous No.536529926
>>536529509
>vent slowly gets clogged with souls
Anonymous No.536530143
>>536529509
You’re with me in the dark
Anonymous No.536530328 >>536530574 >>536536798
>>536529689
What object is donald in the light world?
Anonymous No.536530423
>>536529751
*does the chili and bread dance*
Anonymous No.536530574 >>536530956
>>536530328
the adolf hitler gay sex photo from the dan simmons novel "abominable"
Anonymous No.536530674
>>536528995
Quotes the game before the game says the thing
Anonymous No.536530869 >>536531159
>>536529164
Surround sound headsets are considered to be among the worst sounding headphones out there other than obviously cheap ones.
Anonymous No.536530956
>>536530574
Fascinating
Anonymous No.536531159 >>536532231 >>536532667
>>536530869
well i like em
Anonymous No.536531475
Anonymous No.536531598 >>536531929
What is your favorite deltarune fan artwork?
Anonymous No.536531701
>>536491734
I will protect my prince at all costs
Anonymous No.536531704 >>536532107
Imagine a Zapper not being able to resist touching a Pippins inappropriately. When Pippins cries for help Zapper mutes it with the remote controls and the poor little Pippins gets reluctantly turned on by this.
Anonymous No.536531929 >>536532176
>>536531598
I honestly need to browse more fanart, kinda hard without one working centralized aggregator though. But I really like this artist's style, looks like something out of an old animated movie.
Anonymous No.536531972
I only want to fuck hat Ralsie. I don't like how girly the hatless one is. I want my christmas tree boy back.
Anonymous No.536532107
>>536531704
It's the other way around, the Pippins blackmailed the Zapper into lewd activities and the Zapper can't complain to HR or his nudes will get leaked
Anonymous No.536532176
>>536531929
This one
Anonymous No.536532231 >>536532512
>>536531159
those headphones are terrible, dude.
Anonymous No.536532246
>>536524448
Unironically what Mettaton knight's motivation would be
Anonymous No.536532260 >>536532609
>>536528772
>Sony has always been a legit sound equipment company
This, it's just that with their other ventures into other types of tech it can be quite easy to forget, but their sound stuff is legit.
>Sony XB-500
Why not replace the ear cushions if the faux leather is already gone? When your headphones are expensive or professional enough you enter the domain where you're able to come by parts and replacements for your model. I ended up having to change the ear cushions on mine because the material was already gone and the old ear cushions were stinking and it was very worth it. Now they look pretty cool with the new colors on them.
Anonymous No.536532293
*licks spoon of manuka honey*
New thread when
Anonymous No.536532512
>>536532231
well WHAT is a good WIRED headphone with a built in MICROPHONE for GAMING then, huh? crickets? i FIGURED.
also why am i avatarfagging with kris this is stupid
Anonymous No.536532541
>>536532519
>>536532519
>>536532519
Anonymous No.536532584
>>536529164
Sennheiser is my favorite headphone brand. Their DJ headphones are top notch.
Anonymous No.536532609
>>536532260
Haven't replaced them because I'm listening to speakers 99% of the time.
I got hifi sound options for days.
Anonymous No.536532667
>>536531159
If you get professional headphones they will last you for more than a decade, you could slam them against the wall and they won't break because they were made with durability in mind, the sound quality will be miles better and you can easily find replacement parts for them should you ever need them instead of having to buy an entire new pair because something went wrong or the cable broke
Anonymous No.536536798
>>536530328
Giant douche