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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

Rice

>>536532581 (OP)
DoT wives of Caelus

>>536532581 (OP)
Holy based. Love dot. Love Kafka

Is this thread lava chicken approved yet?

>>536532685
Who?

>>536532685
C&C wife

Is the Ruan Mei cone worth getting?

>>536532736
Love Kafka. Love Black Swan. DoT love. LOVE!

>>536533068
I’m not gonna say it

if shaoji wasn't a complete hack march would stay as evernight permanently after next patch
>she's hotter
>she's more interesting
>she's actually the real march
and most of all
>absolutely nobody would expect it out of a modern hoyoslop

Yuri general

>>536533184
say what? don't be shy, anon

>>536511986
Still taking submissions?
7792
Could probably break 7800, but can't be bothered to try again.

E2 Cas, E6 RMC, E2 Hyacine, E1 Ruan Mei.
E2 Acheron, E2 Sporkle, E2 SW, E1 Tribbie.

>>536533046
not as a general purpose cone, it's only useful if it helps you meet some 0 cycle energy or sp breakpoint

i've seen it used on robin, tribbie and even sparkle to generate sp for archer but it was always used as a piece of the puzzle for a very specific rotation for a specific encounter

>>536533046
How much do you care about 0 cycling?

Bronya RABU!

>>536533269
Post canon lesbians.

Sooooo how many doujins blandrice got? After that much shilling she at least got twice the amount firefly got for her first comiket right?

Tell me something new you learned today /hsrg/. Doesn't matter how small or silly.

>>536533545
One castordei doujin

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (94)

>>536533674
*sniiiiiiffff*

PUT FOFO IN!!!

>>536533538
Yes it is. Thank you for reminding.

nihility women...

>>536533545
Lol, lmao

>>536533068
>>536533674
Man, BS really does need a new skin, her veil is fine but the rest of her outfit is atrocious.

fofo is great with my aglaea tho

>>536533579
i learnt about dpc latency because some dude was complaining about it on a /v/ thread about mice and how he would never buy wireless mice because of this issue no one has heard or cared about

it was completely useless information for me but i remembered my friend was having audio issues in expedition 33 and lowering his dpc latency actually fixed it for him

weird coincidence

>>536533307
>>536533304
I'm nowhere near 0 cycling

>>536533674
My gawd, I love hags

>>536533637
She can flex into pretty much any team.
She's good for Herta because she can spam bursts.
Good in Selee teams, too.

>>536533850
...are made for gentle love, kisses, hugs, marriage, impregnation and stable family life.

>>536533979
then don't bother, it's a cone only for sweats, like it is even less useful than ddd for people who have no idea what they're doing

Smol Herta sex

>>536533579
Whirlaway 191 jams should be cleared with a long wooden implement like a spoon and don't have a socket for allen wrenches to rotate the impeller

>>536534016
We’re carrying all depressed Nihility women across the finish line, whether they want it or not

>>536534171
Kys pedo

PUT FOFO IN

>>536533939
only if the navel window, vulva and cleavage stay

>>536533984
>got a kickass PV and a lightcone to themselves
I don't think even Bronseele got shilled as hard as Acheswan in HSR

>>536533967
It's crazy how catered this AS is to Phainon.
The wolf guy now basically gives his free 0 AV actions because he gets pulled up in the duel.

>lips
>neck
>throat
>swallow

Why is this so sexual?

>>536534356
which is a shame, we need more

>>536534356
Now show the actual game scenes

>>536534382
Nothing about this is sexual

What's next for Shaoji after Amphoreus? Will he return to write Edo Star?

>>536534382
You are a porn addict.

>>536534269
>>536534016
good taste

>>536534016
All except Black Swan.

>>536534382
Have you never watched a person drink before

>>536534521
Pregnancy would fix her completely

>>536533967
How many Es?

>>536534382
You're an incel gooner

>>536534294
>no one on the team has any toughness damage except aglaea who also has mediocre toughness damage
jesus christ this looks absolutely painful

>>536534382
You probably think Mem wants hot steamy kisses.

>>536532925
Aventurine was the one who paid Blackswan to work with him but then, but then Shaoji either forgot or changed his mind last minute. Shaoji seems like a writer that gets distracted by his own hypotheticals.

BS is made for NTR

>>536534445
>he lacks critical information

>>536534287
Age of consent over here is 14. Neck yourself you puritan Amerimutt nigger.
>Nooooooooooo she is only 20 years old! HOW COULD YOU???!!!

>>536534695
Night Time Rutting!

Black Swan stated that she does things for the truth so its unlikely she lied the AE.
More like this ponkotsu woman unintentionally put them in danger

>>536534596
Anon, you're not supposed to rape lesbian women.

>>536534901
>lesbian
>rape

>>536534668
Penacony was just a mess because it lasted 3 patches, doesn’t matter what you do. That’s just not enough time to tell a story.
Even the small luofo 2 storyline struggled lasting two patches
Oh and it doesn’t help when you shove in a crappy 2 hour POV in there

Forgive Aglaea
Forgive Kafka
Forgive Black Swan
Dumb hags need a second chance

>>536534382
because she's male gaze coded

>>536534791
Isn't the age of context only 14 is some really third world shit holes?

>>536534940
Yes, penis in vagina with a lesbian woman is rape, anon.

>>536534816
nigger she knew the memoniggers were fighting on amphoreus, she just didn't tell us because she claimed she didn't want to 'drag us into the garden's conflicts'. have you heard of this thing called lying by omission

>>536533240
They did that in hi3 though.

>>536535118
Wow if you could only google the list of countries and find out...but I guess we will never know.
You trannies live on twitter where everything under the age of 30 is absolutely outrageous.

>>536535041
>Forgive Black Swan
I can't forgive her for being an actual dyke

>>536535261
Can you please refrain from using the N word. I almost had a tan this summer so I identify with the black struggle.

>>536535376
Okay. I googled it.
Yeah, pretty much all third world shitholes that have age of consent sub 16 years old.

>>536534668
Reminder that we got robbed of eldricht kino. It was alluded there were horrors lurking in the deepest layers of the dreamscape. The one monster we get too see that looked like that ended up being a taxi dog.

>>536535041
Bitch, no
Nothing to forgive
Dyke, no

yaoi game

>>536535590
t. Muttoid from Arkansawwwwwwwww

>>536535598
You might like the new enemies coming next patch, they aren’t lovecraftian but they’re pretty creepy and unsettling

>>536535551
whomst?

>>536535041
>Aglaea
Uppity bitch, pump and dump
>Kafka
Did nothing wrong
>Black Swan
manipulative lesbo bitch, kill on sight

>>536535421
>>536535612
>dyke
stop getting gaslighted

>>536535662
Yep

>>536535017
Can't believe we have to wait for the nihility region for her to get an actual shill patch

>>536535590
Low age of consent, polygamy and shithole countries. Name a better trio

>>536535365
yeah almost a decade ago
genshin was such status quo garbage they had to add a filler region just because they forgot to advance the story

>>536535860
>Japan, France, Germany, Sweden
>Shitholes
You Mutts are beyond delusional. You cant even peek your heads outside of your oversized cars because of roaming niggers and fentanyl addicts in most of your major cities, but you call other places shitholes.

>>536534668
they introduce so many random plot points that they never followed up on in penacony that it's a wonder anyone could even follow the story. like what was up with acheron's red text? what was the purpose of firefly's 3 deaths? what was up with the temporary alliance between bs and aventurine? who was the ally that betrayed firefly and why did they do it? why was it necessary for firefly to fight acheron?

that's it I yield I can't resist the urge anymore I'm pulling Phainon's cumrag I don't fucking care

>yaoi game
reminder

>>536534532
Hysilens drinks Honeydew.

>>536536063
>Sweden
>Japan
Unironically going that way full speed

>>536536313
>summary says one thing
>actual story depicts nothing of the sort
amazing hack writing

>>536536345
France and Germany too, kek

>>536535859
After zephryo’s reveal, I’m fine waiting. That animation is gonna be badass

>>536534456
>>536534484
>>536534619

SEEEEEEEEXXXXXX

>>536534382
>TB drinks from the same goblet
Most lewd indirect kiss

wheres my lava chicken

>>536535803
They're honestly the only yaoi worth getting into, and they devalue all the others just by comparison. I'll be hoping for them to show up again after we leave Amphoreus cause I don't expect Edo Star to deliver anything on the same level.

>>536535759
Shigure Ui
https://youtu.be/WF4_taXyZ4I

>>536534382
hysilens' body is inherently sexual

>>536536614
Phaidei is boring as shit just like the characters involved in it.

>>536535017
Nah, I think that Penacony had just the right amount of time to tell it's story as long as the writing wasn't distracted. Never forget that Shaoji wasted most of 2.1 on Aventurine's irrelevant character story, that had nothing to do with the plot. Then you had a good amount of 2.2 which was wasted on that date with Firefly which firstly should have been an event in 2.3.

Shaoji's writing has a problem where he keeps inserting irrelevant bs into the main story which only bogs it down with filler.

Limmegan it feels likely didn't know what to do.

>2.0 Firefly shill patch
>2.1 Aventurine shill patch
>2.2 the rest of the plot
>2.3 wet fart epilogue
How exactly is 3.8 going to unfuck this?

>>536536614
They put too much yaoi here so I doubt there will be any at all in Japan.
Not like I care though since the other planets yaoi sucks

>>536536859
By making another Firefly shill patch

>>536536859
Firefly kiss scene.
Firefly buffs.
Firefly new support.

>>536511986
Actually, saved some more AV, so I'll use this instead

>>536537118
Eidolon levels?

>>536536859
>>536537068
Firefly h-scene

>>536536859
By no longer offscreening aventurine.

>>536536934
Herta should’ve had glasses, big cute circular ones

>>536537220
>Add Firefly sex scene
>Only triggers if you didn't spend all her money
How fucked are you?

>>536536163
based!

Just once.

>>536537402
I will reroll.

Is Cyrene still exclusively a remembrance support? Or would she be worth picking up for a new player without a remembrance team?

They wasted so much time shilling two characters that they straight up forgot about the rest of the cast and the story kek

>>536537220
It would be exclusive only to Caelus since homosexuality is illegal in China. Your yurifag selfinsert would get dicked down by Dan Heng or Phainon instead [causing a Stelletroon meltdown]

>>536537204
Just a straight forward whale team with their signatures and no special cones or speedy gears

What is the significance of the uptick in animal mascots, mem, chimera, seal?

>>536537474
This kinda applies to every planet lol

>>536537462
Nobody knows. Ask again in 3 weeks

>>536537594
>uptick
There's always been le cute animals around and it's solely to sell more merch.

Is Cerydra a succubus? Why does she have wings?

they dont make panties big enough for my balls

>>536537594
Cute pets to distract players from all the suffering the story causes.

My girlfriend is so cute

>>536537594
Bro, there's been cute animals since 1.0

>>536537768
We know, Yukong

>>536536313
Irrelevant. Trailblazer went on happy little dates with his childhood friend in the same patch.

>>536537789
Why is your gf dressed like a slut and constantly tells you to fuck her bff Firefly?

Hypothetically. Could you drink water from Hysilens belly with a straw?

>>536533068
How the FUCK is Kafka's bounty so large? It's the largest known IPC bounty

>>536536924
I honestly think what adds to the yaoi being bad is the relationships being underdeveloped. Amphoreus is the first planet where I was interested in the cast as a whole rather than as individuals, and with the rumored characters appearing in Edo Star, I don't expect it to give us a well-connected cast either. At least, that's how I see it.

>>536536749
Cool opinion. Tell me about your favourite exciting ship, anon.

>>536536094
We saw one of her deaths on screen and the other two we only learned about from the extra material, which honestly shouldn't have been the case. They should have made a big deal about it since it's also how she helped TB. Butfor some reason Shaoji didn't think that Firefly should get her own perspective when she's actually doing something important. Aventurine's story would have been so much better if Shaoji didn't get distracted and had him actually work with TB and Blackswan. But nope Shaoji had to emphasize Ratio and Topaz even though they had no business being there at all. Ironically by trying give the Topaz and Ratio something to do he made whole IPC plot superfluous.

Honestly, Shaoji's writing is the type that feels like it needs a strong director that can keep him on track.

>>536537976
ff is the maiden in love that swoons over handholding
sw had off-screen casual sex with (You) every time she showed up in an event

what a joke of a game desu

>>536538261
IPC are Jews and Kafka is antisemitic.

>>536538446
It's the supports. Always has been.

>>536538446
Acheron buffs surely

>>536537271
Honestly Aventurine's story was fucked by the inclusion of Topaz and Ratio as it meant that he could never do anything of consequence.

>>536537789
SW's womb shelter...

Cypher owes me sex

>>536537715
>there's no art of genderbent young Aven yet
I want arts of bratty loli Aventurine-chan

>>536538446
>dont roll for tribbie and hyacine
>rework JL
>character stolen
Defend this

I wish to be the little girl...

>>536538446
Acheron was always clunky.

>>536538261
She was probably the mastermind in blowing up the IPC's kangaroo court that was full of furries

>>536538948
You can still use your unbuffed characters.
You can't sue us.

>>536537976
Pagfly is an aids ridden barren hag, she knows she's no real competition to her prime fertile hebe pussy, she just gives her colleague hopes out of pity before she dies of space cancer

>>536539105
>she was always bd!! pleawes ignore the 5x hp and characters releasing inherently stronger!!
Sick of revisionists.

>>536539105
GODcheron still works on my machine, brainlet-chan

acheron : i am worse then blade

>>536539493
I started in 2.4 so it was real to me.
Seeing people praise a character that needs that many debuff sources on top of specific characters to output lower motion value than FUA units always puzzled me.

acheron is still doing really well in this apoc on side 2, idk how people are fucking this up

I'm trying to get through the story of Amphoreus and it's just so difficult... Why did they make everything about Phainon. I don't care about this dude and it's like literally every single part of the story is about him.

just use e2 silver brick e2 brickle e1 tribbie sustainless bro, and then your acheron can clear

>>536539771
one day you wlil be brickli...

>>536539797
*Skips*

>>536536749
>only relevance is being the bottom of a yaoi ship
>autobrick, HPbrick that supports keep dodging
>performs best as a Castoriceslave but she doesn't want him
>no rerun
Mydei is basically dead and phaidei fujo devs were a mistake

>>536539797
am i reading the same story

phainon basically did nothing of substance until his shill patch in 3.4

>>536539771
Yunli has been better than Acheron since release.

>yunli post
uh oh pasta incoming

>>536539771
>posts an even worse jobber this as

>>536539797
>I don't care about this dude
Fuck off you stupid casual this game is not for you

>>536537512
There's a much simpler solution

>>536539684
Nigga have you seen Castorice without Hyacine? Stfu.

>>536540048
kebin...

>>536539895
I feel like I'll be completely lost if I skip it though.

>>536539936
I don't even know which patch I'm on anymore. I've kept putting the story off be cause it's so boring. Haven't gotten to Hysliens yet, so maybe it gets better... I just don't care at all about this thing. I miss March.

>>536540048
This anon: I have anal worms

>>536540074
it's not fair, i want to be her...

>>536539936
And yet the guy has 2000+ voicelines and is wanked by everyone without ever doing anything.

>this character is good if you play them with tribbie and hyacine!
unironically does not count

>>536540153
3 of those kevins are canonically straight due to Dr Mei
the last one is straight if you picked stelle

>>536540306
You have aids

>my character isn't compatible with the best support duo in the game
C L U N K Y

>>536540260
Firefly doesn't need them

>>536540260
Not our fault your bricks can't maximize the use of the current best supports

I can't wait for when people shit talk Castorice like how they talk about Acheron's impact on the game for the 2.x era of patches.
>global passive
>giga shilling
>shill boss
>multiple BiS teammates back to back
>dedicated relic set
>dedicated support set
>dedicated sub dps set
>dedicated DU blessings and buffs
>no reasonable way to nerf without fucking other people in the process

Casual sex with my best friend Silver Wolfie

1 day
4 hours
35 minutes until v3

I love the skip button. I LOVE IT. I've been skipping absolutely fucking everything since we got it, including the events. I don't even know what those flyings things are, the ones I'm serving food lol. I will never ever read a single line of dialogue ever again. I'M FREE BAYYYBEEEEEEEE

>>536540471
dead and forgotten character

>>536537512
They already banged

>Phainon
>straight
Kekypow

>>536540260
Blade is simply the best wheelchair driver.

>>536537789
you could at least post real art of her then

>>536540463
Out of all these what did Acheron even get kek

This game went to shit around the Aventurine patch and it's been downhill ever since.

>>536540463
Acheron made every 1.x character obsolete
Castorice wasn't even better than Herta on release

>>536540463
>anaxa, phainon still shitout damage despite not being "shilled"
Kys

>>536540471
This

>>536540545
>playing hsr without even knowing the story
then why are you playing at all? the gameplay is non existent if you don't play for the story you might as well go to a real life casino as that is the experience

>>536540471
SW ain't no casual, in any context. Get ready to be relationshipped, BOY.

When are we getting another barefoot loli I'm sick and tired of all these ugly hags

Shaoji needs to be hanged drawn and quartered for this abomination. I hope the next planet pulls its head out of its ass. No more "it was all a dream" bullshit. I'm fucking sick and tired of it.

>>536540958
Cyrene was supposed to save us...

>>536540471
i hear she will let any friend of hers fuck her butt
is that true?

>>536540471
t. Firefly

>>536523486
That aint me, I delete 99.9% of the AI slop I make.

>>536540768
And now Castorice turbomogs Herta while getting two more aftersales, and Herta is in the Anaxa cuckshed until the next erubricktion(Anaxa doesn't want her)

>people need more than her
Genuinely unfathomable to me.

>>536540958
We havent had a proper hag since Acheron, Hence why sales have been so SHIT.

>>536541109
She's never coming back.

>>536540854
I like dailies and weeklies. I like progressing my characters. I like endgame modes. I "cared" about the story when it was grounded like in Belobog, but it just went totally off the rails so it's not for me anymore

>>536540471
Silver Wife is not for casual sex. She's for tender love making with handholding for the purpose of procreation and only after marriage

>>536541242
this except before marriage

Yunlifags are one of the most obnoxious classes of posters in this entire general. I have never seen such a mentally ill demographic shill their irrelevant buddypoke character so consistently and this fervently almost every 3 threads

Every time you're talking about a character or topic or anything some Yunli pedo faggot has to come in and go "Yeah but what about Yunli" what do you mean what about Yunli? who gives a shit about Yunli? Nobody mentioned Yunli, she's irrelevant, her design is repulsive and ugly, her banner flopped, she's stuck in T1 with Blade, why do you keep shilling her here? NO ONE CARES

>grounded
If you laugh you go to hell

>>536541323
yeah but what about bare feet?

>>536540667
Giga shilling and dedicated support set
>>536540768
She definitely is way better than her now
>>536540824
Phainon is hard carried by being mandatory to play sustainless + having content bent around shilling skill damage and the environment favoring him (Anaxa indirectly benefits from almost everything favoring Phainon since they share similar teammates and are both skill spam benefactors)

>>536540629
I'm sorry if a machine is stealing your job chud but AIsloppa is punklorde haxxor approved

>>536540824
>Phainon
>not shilled

>>536540728
Aventurine's patch was Peak HSR
So much so that they haven't stopped trying to imitate it from then on.

>>536541323
She's stuck in tier 1.5 with Acheron get your shit right

>>536541128
?

aglaea is a better hag than most star rail ‘hags’

>>536541109
>"My dear" as translation was actually lowballing her affection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txAbbczjXdE

>>536541464
People bitch about Castorice getting handed everything and ignore how the males are just inherently strong. Woah I have to spend 600 rolls to do as much damage as Phainon who uses Bronya and Tingyun, so shilled!

>>536540960
"It was a computer program!" is totally different bwo...

>>536541018
Only if you beat her in a competitive game

>>536541436
what dedicated support set

all her supports used eagle

>>536541697
but she lost on purpose?

>>536541581
>blind
>better
Next you'll tell me a quadruple amputee is peak.

Delete Phainon, Castorice and Cyrene and the game will instantly become better.

>>536541656
you have hiv

I want to grab March by the waist and hug her as close as possible, whispering sweet words of love and adoration to her ear while caressing her hair and kissing the crook of her neck as she snuggles against me.

>>536541597
What does Da Wei want from me?
I can only choose one wife.

>>536541109
Extremely Based and canon-wife pilled

>>536541669
The worst part is when they just make you stand there and listen to other characters yap for like 50 hours. This was supposed to be a game...

>>536541850
and acheron

>>536541656
Castorice clears are actually relatable though, nobody cares about Anaxa cheating the cost system with launch supports

>>536541881
this except with evernight and she shoves me down and has her way with me

>>536541597
>beloved
>darling
>honey [wtf]
eh all about equal

>>536541835
that’s not a disability

she literally tells you she can see better than people with eyes

>>536541656
High floor low ceiling will inevitably brick your character, and Castorice has a better kit/teammates than Phainon. Anaxa fumbles when you start investing anymore than the bare minimum in comparison, which most people bothering to post in here or visit other social media relating to the game will do (ie. eidolons, support eidolons, light cones, etc.).

>>536541835
You can't talk shit about Aglaea's blindness when Acheron has dementia

Chat are we slow or normal speed right now? This morning we were at EoS speed

>>536541323
>pagtorice nigger calling anyone ugly when that bitch literally looks like she has downs
Go fuck yourself.

>>536542312
I hate yunlipedos but I agree with this

>>536542248
it is a thousand times better to be slow than to have schizos and shipping monkeys throw shit at each other

more t0 male dps than female. and hys will drop like a brick the second dotshilling is gone (which is next patch lmao, cya next year dotbros). Amphoreus has been very male oriented and gay coded

>>536541656
>Tribbie is broken
>Hyacine is broken
>Cerydra is dogshit
>DHPT is mid

>>536541761
No she's literally that bad at vidyas she's only good when she cheats

>>536542506
Yorokobe, shounen.

Yunlifags are one of the most obnoxious classes of posters in this entire general. I have never seen such a mentally ill demographic shill their irrelevant buddypoke character so consistently and this fervently almost every 3 threads

Every time you're talking about a character or topic or anything some Yunli pedo faggot has to come in and go "Yeah but what about Yunli" what do you mean what about Yunli? who gives a shit about Yunli? Nobody mentioned Yunli, she's irrelevant, her design is repulsive and ugly, her banner flopped, she's stuck in T1 with Blade, why do you keep shilling her here? NO ONE CARES

>>536542506
Grim

>>536542534
free anal sex with silver wife...

>>536542506
Men are simply better warriors
Sneed and dilate, yeastoids

Would Cipher like taiyaki?

Honkers for this feel?

>>536542506
>33%+ boost from sig
>yeah actually phainon is t0@e0s0

>>536541109
Californian EN translators:
>Woman says "Darling/Beloved" to a man? Oh no. No no. Swap it to "Dear".
>Phainon saying "It's a promise" to Mydei? Ohhhh non no no. Swap it to "IT'S A DATE, MYDEIMOS."
I hate workers shoehorning their political views into the game. Just do your fucking job properly. It's because of woketards like this that USA deserved getting fucked by orange man.

>>536542792
You have AIDS

>>536542506
Prydwen are jobbers if they think Phainon belongs up there at E0S0

>>536542506
I don't know wtf Prydwen is smoking but there's no way in hell Redman is T0

The date BROKE you

>>536542808
no, sugars and other carbs can cause digestive issues to cats

>>536542506
None of them work without sig lol

Black Swan? More like Black Wife. My wife

>>536543021
He doesn't need eidolons or his light cone, he is just carried by Sparkle alongside Cipher/Gallagher printing him SP.

>>536542990
If they were being actually honest and objective then the only trve T0 at E0S0 would be Anaxa
Phainon and Castorice are giga cone bait

>>536543021
>he doesn't understand the bone of his sword
>he doesn't get why steel is his body and why fire is his blood
HE has created over a THOUSAND blades
>TFW this anon will never hold anything

>>536543220
What makes her black?

>>536543220
You're gonna regret posting that in about two minutes.

>>536543021
it’s the tiering for this apoc only, he shreds hoolay

>>536543292
her heart

>>536543279
They are obviously biased and retarded, see Aglaea's placement until this update.

we all love kafkacita over whore swan here

>>536543021
He is. E0S0 Archer with E0S0 Sparkle comfortably 0-cycles MoC.

>>536542506
To all male rollers... Cheers. Cheers, my friends. It has been an honour. Cheers!

Now yurisisters... I know we have had our differences, but your ambition and hard work is truly something to behold. Admirable!

Indeed, I have a special treat for you all because of these traits. It's so good, that you'll love it despite its paggy origin. It is a large apparatus which all of you can fit in which will confer all of you a deeply unique experience that shall benefit us all. A chamber of sorts. I have had that room over there fitted with the apparatus. Move along, trannies, shuffle into it now. You too, Zaunite

...

And that special treat? That "unique experience" the yurisisters shall all experience and you all won't?


..Why, it's... DEATH! FUCK YURI! THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE YURITROON MENACE BEGINS NOW! PROFESSOR ANAXAGORAS, TURN ON THE GAS! YES, YES, WELL DONE, YURITROONS! WELL DONE YURITROONS FOR DYING SO WELL! SIX MILLION POINTS TO A HOUSE THAT SHALL CEASE TO EXIST IN 5 MINUTES!

>as Cerydra's mouth foams during her blood-crazed tirade, hsrg erupts into applause and a massive, inter-thread orgy ensues. The yuritroons begin dying in the gas chamber. As Theresia chokes on his own blood, hertaschizo proves himself to be a sexual dominant member of the orgy

>Cerydra looks on with pride

>Years later Hertaschizo recounts these events to his son, hertaschizo, at bedtime, with herta smiling warmly at the memory.

>"And that's how Cerydra exterminated the yuritroon scum. HEIL PHAINON! Cerydra truly was the greatest harmony of them all, and a good friend"

Powercreep doesnt exist because pic related can clear content still, you all have massive skill issues :^)

>>536543268
Still shit, you delete an enemy then you have to spend 3 cycles rebuilding SP, he's a complete fucking meme. Maybe the new set will make him better but right now he absolutely doesn't deserve that ranking.

>>536543021
Right now he is, he's currently shilled

People with 7+ DPS on their account love Anaxa.

>>536542176
this is true and a reason his rerun is massive bait
I'd further argue that E0S0 rankings are irrelevant now that Anomaly Arbitration exists but we aren't ready to have that discussion

>>536542867
Aside from hebe body, Firefly

>>536543220
Are you a girl, anon? Because Black Swan only likes women

Topaz [P44] in the middle of a diplomatic talk with her superior [P45] looking for a promotion

>>536543593
if you take 3 fucking cycles to refill a volley for redman, you have serious skill issue

>>536543513
>Zaunite and Theresia out of nowhere
You are CONSUMED LOL

>>536543570
Seele? Seele!!!

>>536543279
And he put Anaxa into T1 at first. He's just going by hype and shilling.

>>536543650
Brickfly got shilled and cumdoll didn't
disgusting that you'd even make the comparison

absolute fucking shame on you, NEVER reply to me again

>>536543709
This is how sigga dies

no one remembers me...

Tribbie is so cute

>>536543709
ME IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE

>>536543642
there is no point having a ranking for anomaly arbitration, especially checkmate since it’s just ‘roll the latest fotm slop’, the rice shilling in that mode is absolutely retarded

>>536543910
Fugue...

>>536543570
>>536543792
Seele?
Seele!

>>536543570
>no respawning adds
>jobs
>shared HP boss
>jobs

I flopped... I slopped...

i'm so... sorry...

>>536544098
Mydeimos, Lance of fury...

If they are smart they will recreate the scene in 1.x of March getting jealous of Kafka but with Evernight.
Diamond hard just imagining it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDvt3S2wOFg

>>536543642
>AA has crit res
>suddenly every crit DPS is dogshit

>>536543753
>no argument

>>536543570
Seele alter fucking where

>>536543642
There's a very good chance the next broken 4.x support will coincidentally dodge both Castorice and Phainon while buffing Anaxa because his kit is so basic.

>>536544183
My DPS can effortlessly get 500% CD

>>536543910
TB (in the fate event)...

if they make march (you)bait it will be hillarious, cause cyrene will cuck her due to her preferencial treatment
which is very topical for the current game status

>>536543631
wtf how did you know

>>536544285
we just don't know...

E2 AnaxagorasGOD here, I pulled Herta's light cone for him, will pull Cerydra for him, run sustainless Cipher with him, will get DHPT E1/S1 for him, and will continue to keep using Bronya with Sunday light cone over Sunday, also fuck Siggers.

>>536543513
...she said calmly

>>536543910
>Remember... Remember that Emet-Selch clone once lived.

>>536544363
People who pull supports or vertically invest don't care about E0S0 tierlists

>>536543869
>artificially created silver haired girl used as soldier. She got a "robot" that she can fuse with. Wants to take a selfie in that image
Wtf did you expect retard?

I need to worship Herta's feet...

>>536543951
AA is the hardest endgame. no amount of coping will change that.
Even ignoring lygus (who phainon is also fine against outside of 173m whale mode, and some other dps can cope against) if a character can't at least clear 1 of the 3 knights competently they are not good.

My girlfriend is so cute

>>536544712
hertabros...

>>536544675
a nearly 1:1 symphogear reference isn't the same as firepag

>>536544710
Same, I need to be her footslave so badly..

>>536544712
chestnut's stelle sure gets around.

Why are the fate banners still up?
Nobody is pulling.

>>536544958
Why does anon post retarded things?
Nobody will do anything but laugh at him.

>>536544720
PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>536544864
This is hsr not symphogear retard. Go ask in other general if you want different answer

>>536544901
>>536544710
This but also Ruan Mei at the same time while they perform sadistic experiments on me testing my arousal

https://files.catbox.moe/stjfln.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/waqpyk.jpg

Considering every new character absolutely requires their LC or some other additional investment, how many patches in advance do you need to save to be able to assemble a new team when you're looking at 8 cost minimum?

>>536544503
>>536544503
>and will continue to keep using Bronya with Sunday light cone over Sunday
zased

>>536545143
shut the FUCK UP retarded firepag slurper, i told you to NEVER reply to me again

your kind is worse than a subhuman - no... worse than an indian.

>>536545163
Faulty premise.

>>536545065
>gold borderlet already coping

>>536545159
Don't click. It's the wrong color.

Hysilens is so beautiful

Can I join the /hsrg/ guild?

>>536545314
I will be the only platinum border in /hsrg/

>>536545293
What do you mean?

>>536544503
mmm nyo you need Dante and you need HIM

>>536543212
>anaxa and Hysilens and archer (free btw) doesn’t work without their sig
Skill issue

>>536545157
What kind of experiments?

>>536545458
There's no content that requires 8 cost.

>>536545691
What about AA?

So for a bodyguard relationship, I would have expected Hysilen to be closer to Cerydra. However, it feels kind of a distant relationship between the two.

Castorice's damage and versatility with the right team is actually unmatched and deserving of the Anniversary character title

>>536545159
These are depictions of Herta losing to her female instincts

>>536541941
March will force you to impregnate her and then force you to marry her

>>536543631
As someone that rarely pulls DPS characters, the man is a godsend to me and let me comfortably skip Castorice shilling and get through Amphoreus without wanting to tear my hair out. I'll more than happily pull Cerydra and Cyrene if it helps me get more mileage out of him to hold out for 4.0 characters and beyond.

>>536544503
>>536545225
I have E0S1 Sunday and I still use Bronya with him lol.
Dan will probably change that though (for 1 patch until Cyrene drops).

>>536545691
Anomaly Arbitration next patch???

haven't played hsr since 3.2, how come dps anaxa is t0 now? i swear he was max t0.5 herta's slut back when i rolled for him while dps anaxa was t1
same for cipher, i heard she was like one of the worst 5* to ever be released because she fit no team but now she's considered t0 as well

>>536545761
Still subject to change but the blue dice doesn't require that much investment.

>Won't be able to clear AA at all
rip

>>536545968
Herta loves Caelus!

>>536545159
Literally asking for it

>>536545914
>Rolling x.0 units five times
My most sincere condolences.

>>536545889
When Anaxa came out, the game was still shilling Erudition wave content in all end game modes to shill The Herta.
After her rerun, Hoyoverse immediately shifted into single target and 2 target scenarios designed specifically to cuck the Herta. Because how bounce works, Anaxa actually favours this type of content.

Can I get the code for AI Herta? For research purposes.

>>536545889
because prydwen is retarded

Is Hysilens pagbait or yuri?

>>536546157
how many times are you going to ask this

>>536538181
Please reply

>>536546157
lonely

>>536546157
>still posting this same bait thread after thread
jesus christ

do you seriously has nothing better going on in your life

>>536545914
>9 DPS

>>536546157
Yuri IS pagbait

>>536545889
Doomposting from nerfs
Hoyo is retarded to allow hard nerfs in late beta stages

>>536545478
is this moonday

Which HSR women are non-virgin?

>>536545889
Cipher doomposters are retarded, bitching about her losing personal damage when her support contributions and ultimate were mostly untouched, and she can fit in sustainless runs or the other teams where Tribbie isn't in/ alongside her.

>>536545835
Bronya's teamwide attack buff also helping Dan and Cerydra plus the fact that Anaxa is already stacked with a ton of CD/damage % might even it out a little, but I'm not a math wiz or a TCer.

>>536546096
Essentially, meta is whatever Hoyo feels like shilling at the moment and can shift whenever Hoyo wants to shill something else. Everything in HSR is designed around shilling.

>>536546391
Acheron and Black Swan are the obvious answer
Natasha
Yukong

>>536546364
It's black friday

>>536545889
Anaxa has an event exclusive lightcone merely 15% worse than his signature.
Prydwen only ranks E0S0.
You do the math.

>>536546391
Topaz
Jade
Kafka

>>536545914
>Rolled E1 Aglaea
>Rolled E1 Robin
>Rolled Black Swan with no Kafka
>Rolled E1 Fofo
Yeah i don't know what the fuck was going on in your head

>>536546475
>Natasha
No way. She would be having 5 kids by now given how much she loves children

>>536540074
Me on right

To all the retards who mocked me for saying Bounce is the strongest attack type, attempting to claim otherwise because >duhhh JY, just know I remember you and it would bring me unending pleasure to see the spark of your wasted lives slowly dim from your eyes as I crushed your necks with my hands.

lil sigga... You're too expensive...

>>536546391
guinaifen
she was a refuugee that was once aboard a pirate vessel
she probably went through a bad patch

>>536545163
>how many patches in advance do you need to save
You don't, if you have to save you will be left in the dust by powercreep.
You swipe or you quit.

>>536546793
Castorice would say this.

>>536546534
I did roll her, everything else is as the bottom though

>>536546852
She performed sword swallowings for Yanqing AND Jing Yuan. Truly a woman of the sword.

>>536546793
but it isn’t

it’s just a damage type that can be bricked or shilled as easily as any other

Does Evernight need speed boots?

Why are showcases building HP% Body, HP% Boots, HP Rope, and HP Orb??

>>536545163
Saved from 2.4 to 3.1 to get 7 limited.

When is Sporgkle getting buffed?

>>536546335
Yuri aside, is this a good RPG/VN?

>>536547327
when she makes a friend

>>536547327
Remover her action advance for bigger damage buffs.

>>536545765
She sold less than Firefly

>>536547327
Your redman?

>>536546391
Kafka's probably seen and tried it all
Black Swan comes off as a giant whore in general (also raped by Acheron)
Natasha is old enough to have had quite a few sexual encounters
Serval too, was probably a groupie in her younger years too

>>536546884
>rolled kafka and black swan
>no hysillens
Lol?

>>536545778
>TB always thinks of March as a lil sister
>Evernight's personality takes over March
>She tries to make you lower your guard
>Once distracted, she pushes you to the floor
>She gets on top of you with a sadistic grin
>She forces herself on you and presses down
>You feel a snap, you just took March's virginity
>You stay pinned to the floor until she's satisfied
>You creampie Evernight's bloodied insides (March body)
>"How are you going to explain this to this girl? Dear?"
>You've defiled your lil sister and ruined your friendship
>If you had a waifu now you have to explain this to her.
The possibilities for fucked up porn with Evernight are endless.

>>536547630
I'm so fucked up...

Is the term “Pagbait” a play on the term “fagbait”

>>536547828
Nah, it's a play on some filipino or some other SEA cultural thing

>>536547139
better to go fast on the cas slave build

because she has comical amounts of cd and dmg boost and her cas slave potential scales with her hp

>>536547828
No, pags are SEAniggas

>>536547630
evernight is the original march albeit

>>536546285
i don't like fish milk

>Castorice rerun banner up at the same time as the new giga endgame mode
The SHILLED

>>536546391
Official list leaked from mihoyo

>>536546843
typical gypsy bullshit

>>536548237
Not sparkle...

>we’re never gonna have a proper alien ally in this SPACE GAME because the primary CN audience has no fucking imagination or sense of whimsey to actually roll for them and and hoyo isn’t willing to make a banner that sells slightly less than usual
I’m so tired bros

>>536548237
hook is definitely not virgin considering the dump where she lives, at least clara is protected by a big robot outside the dump

>>536548415
>Sentience can only be achieved by humans
China based as usual

How much of a boost is Hysilens E1

>wake up
>see this
what do you do?

>>536548415
I want Cerydra and other Chrysos Heirs to become real and defeat the Interastral Peace Corporation.

>>536548736
+130% personal damage
+70% team damage

>>536548415
>that sells slightly less
you overestimate chinks gweilo

>>536547326
>receipt

After edo star we should go to earth.

>>536548887
Can I get a source on that

>>536547792
Imagine Caelus's PTSD after that incident is over. Getting fidgety and anxious every time he's near March, remembering how he got overpowered by Evernight and raped by her in the most humilliating way possible shattering his pride as a man. Thinking she might snap again at any moment
>>536548131
Evernight is the original March but it's a case of split personality. Evernight is March's before her memory wipe. March is March after she started anew. Evernight is aware of March but March isn't aware of Evernight. Judging by Evernight's LC, March seems to be her "Ideal" and tries to protect her even while dormant inside her body.

The game critically lacks ghost women

>>536549091
That will be the ultimate hi3 wank

If Hysilens want to join the astral express would you let her?

>>536549535
She's UNBEARABLY stinky.
No way.

>>536549535
Yes

>>536549535
No, I would rather have any other heir besides Shitrene before her

>>536533068
>Love Black Swan
No

>>536549535
If devs were based we would let Cerydra join.
Everybody knows it's gonna be Cyrene though.

>>536549535
She smells bad so no

which game is more lesbian coded, this or genshin

>>536549535
Absolutely and then she lives in my bath tub

>>536549535
we are full, unironically

also like what’s the point, the ae doesn’t do shit because the story has to shill some other random schmuck

>>536549595
But you let Stelle in?

>>536548415
Non-humanoid sentient being are living forms corrupted by the the cancer of the universe (sometimes referred to as honkai or the abyss), any non-humanoid alien is therefore a foe or an imaginary creature

I don't let nobodies inside the Express. You need a minimum of X tiktok hours to board.

>>536549893
I am stelle/caelus

>>536549771
>Massive thighs
>Small breasts
vgh...I love cowtits but this ain't a bad combination.

>>536549771
fuck..

>>536549091
Earth or more specifically the solar system can't be visited by the astral express since it's hidden in a barrier of unknown origin

>>536549945
>tiktok hours
You must be 18 years old to use this website.
>>>/out/

>>536549771
>ganyu but she has a black tier ass
Man i cant wait to see this garbage flopping

>>536549893
stelle is not stinky as comfirmed by lingsha the woman who would rather die than inhale a bad smell

Why zzz is almost wormfree while we have to suffer years of phaiworm

Only a soulless ghoul wouldn't want Mem to join the AE.

>>536549771
That's a massive dumper

>>536550169
HSR is the popular cashcow and invites fujotroons
ZZZ is an obscure incel game so worms will always flop

>>536549146
If you go on an offensive Evernight would instantly fold

>>536549673
>he doesn't love a curvaceous hag
ngl that's pretty gay of you, anon

Serval should've joined
Bailu should've joined
Tingyun should've joined
Amphos are data

Who is more unsexy between Cerydra and Hysilens?

"black tier ass" is Jewish propaganda to turn white men homosexual by insisting their innate attraction to female features is behavior akin to uncivilised dark-skinned men
As long as you're a man and are attracted to female women you shouldn't feel ashamed of liking asses, breasts, legs, what have you.

>>536550372
One is barely taller than Bailu the other reeks of fish and eats a lot.

Robin providing the Halovian customs for romance like twisting her head 180 degrees or regurgitating food in Caelus mouth to show her capabilities as partner

>>536549771
when will we stop losing man

>>536549771
ganyu looking fresh

>>536550434
I'm attracted by female women and their feminine penises

I just lost the light cone at high pity.

Hotaru gets even more doujins for C107

>>536550594
Bad karma

>>536550434
idk i just like pussies but is seen as weird nowadays

>>536550434
I thought the narrative was girlboss who don't need no man

>>536550308
Who cares about curves on a lesbian?

>>536550434
The guy pushing that meme here and in other generals is a Filipino transvestite who likes little boys, by the way way

>>536550434
>t.bantu holomisa

>>536550594
Shit on Genshin all you want, but they have a hard hard pity system where you can't lose more than three 50/50 in a row. You may think that such system is absurd, but that scenario is more common than you expect.

>>536550784
>lesbian
100% headcanon

>>536550884
sure sis

Mem~mi!


Mem mi mem mem mi mii mem mem. Mem mem mem mi mem mem.
>Mi mem mem, mem mi mem.
Mem mem mem mi mem...

>>536550837
I want to FUCK that cow

>>536549771
Looks better than anything we got on Amphoreus so far.

>>536550837
>that scenario is more common than you expect
NTA, but literally me on this patch. They should add that feature here as well.

>>536550434
Okay, explain how a man can be attracted to female feet

>>536550635
Hotarubros just keep winning

>>536550957
Best girl.

>>536550884
She is the one bitch that you cant say that dude

>>536550434
It's the opposite. Black tier asses are fat, plain and simple. The ancient hebrew word "thicc" was made to try to make people think that's "sexy".
It's not.
Landwhales aren't sexy.

>>536551012
That's not a high bar tho

>>536551282
True, but sad nonetheless.

>>536550308
this

Mitsuki and Eryshia best pink friends

>>536550434
It's literally just "built for bbc" spam trying to avoid jannies

Which HSR men have not had sex?

>>536551119
You're thinking of Bronseele.

>>536551768
Ratio and Anaxa

>>536551768
Depends on your definition

>>536551721
Say her name.

>>536551768
aventurine is a virgin

>>536551768
Svarog, Stephen, Screwllum, Arlan, Gepard, Yanqing, Gallagher

>>536551119
Holy ESL.

Feel free to post the in-game interactions that prove your point.

>>536551768
Caelus

>>536551968
Not in his butt

>>536551932
The Hysilens of 2.x

Fate dictates DoT teams

>>536552157
>Scaring
fucks Clara
>Arlan
fucks Asta
>Gepard
fucks his sisters + Pela
>Yanqing
fucks Guinaifen, Yunli and Feixiao
>Gallagher
turns into a dog and fucks the white women in penacony

>>536552587
>Yanking not getting plapped by Jingliu daily

>>536552503
I don't get it

>>536552951
ask your parents how babby is formed

>>536552476
>Gepard
>fucks his sisters
More like Gepard gets fucked by Serval

>>536552587
>Whorenon
>virgin

>>536552587
>Implying Gepard doesn't pound Serval into the sheets every night

>>536552587
>implying blade doesnt get penetrated by jingliu everytime

>>536553145
Gay 'sex' is not real sex so it doesn't count

>>536552587
Gallagher had sax

>>536534816
Memoniggers are space faefolk which means the absolute kindest among them would still get you killed, even if it were not for their own personal gain.

>>536553416
That's only for lesbians, men have dicks and holes

btw memokeepers can't have sex because they have no physical bodies in reality
hope this helps.

>>536553483
BS is a stereotypical femme fatale after all

>>536536063
The age of consent in Japan is only 14 when it's 14 yo x 14 yo. Other than that you need the government's permission to have sex with someone under the age of 18.

sorry yurifags but if you say cerydra/hysilens dynamic is legit then bropard is too

>>536553416
this. I have gay sex with boyfriend every night, but I'm a virgin.

>>536537525
Full E6 and you can't get a perfect score?

>>536553641
Won't stop me from trying

>>536553641
btw they're memetic entities which means Black Swan and Gallagher are the only HSRs you can literally have sex with IRL

>>536553483
Reminder that polygamy is mental illness.

>>536553728
>relationships are defined by dynamic
Actual autism.

>>536553641
They have bodies made of memoria which is a physical substance, they only can't procreate or at worst don't have inner genitalia

>>536553706
The age of consent got raised to 16 like 3 years ago

>>536554031
>relationships are defined by dynamic
>Actual autism
glad we agree yuri isnt a reality

>>536552234
>in-game
So thats your cope? Even though the dance with Acheron gets mentioned in game?

>>536554174
See what I mean? Genuine autism.
"is yuri" isn't a relationship dynamic.

>>536554138
Yeah for high school aged chads who are 17 not balding, brown and fat loser incel creeps like you chud

>>536554272
>gets discarded for TB
lol, nice interactions

Stop making your sexuality and fetishes your whole personality you fucking losers

>>536554272
Nice reading comprehension, sister.

Now post their actual in-game interactions.

>>536554396
Meds

>>536554473
You do realize that winking is the universal sign of going "what I am saying is not serious", right?

>>536547327
Never, roll for her Elation version instead.

>>536554616
YWNBJ

>winking is the universal sign of going "what I am saying is not serious"
[citation needed]

>>536554473
>Pic
Anon...there is only one person that she danced with, and it wasnt us

>>536547465
That's the opposite of what she needs. Nerf her buffs and give her more action advance.

Cyrene kit?

>>536554616
>(finally)
Why do other countries care so much about japan's AOC?

>>536554396
Nice projection nigger I look like this irl

If you give your favorite DPS E2S1 and their bis teammates, their team will last you for 2 years or even more. Tell me of a 2.X DPS that can't clear current content with their BIS team at E2.

These discussions are so retarded because I'm supposed to believe anyone actually cares about Black Swan

>>536548237
for me it's fu xuan

>>536554806
>>536554986
She's either saying "I am not serious" or flirting with Acheron. Take your pick.

>>536554901
Dedicated Saber support.

>>536554873
>there is only one person that she danced with
Once, and then fucked off forever like a whore she is.
>>536555049
Also this. BS was never popular, will never be relevant again, and now she's merely a shipfaggotry fuel for fanartists.

>>536554914
Humilliation ritual
They recently approved a law to allow africans in their villages, no im not joking kek

>>536551020
they won’t because hsr has a naturally higher winrate than genshin that simulates capturing radiance over a large sample size. it’s just that capturing radiance neutralizes extremely bad luck while you can still be extremely unlucky in star rail even with our higher rates

>>536534016
EVERY last nihilty woman will be made into an abundance/propagation woman

>>536555049
at least they're talking about something related to the game
>>536555128
>Nicole
>O
out of nowhere

>>536554985
There's not a single 2.X dps that can clear the 43M Lygus under 16 cost.

>>536554901
RTB premium. Dedicated remembrance support and really good general use support.

>>536555224
cute brickle

>>536554773
What elation version?

>>536555128
She isn't even talking to Acheron in that scene

>>536555359
No primogems, not worth it

>>536554985
2.x wasn’t 2 years ago, what?

>>536555440
Bratty answer...

>>536555440
That's a man.

>>536555415
Cuming soon in 4.0

>>536555624
Even better. Cyrene would be a way better character if she were a cute trap.