Thread 536542557

/bgg/ - Baldur's Gate General
MIDNIGHT DUEL Edition

>News:
Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138
Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121
Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108
Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99

>Wiki:
https://bg3.wiki

>Mods:
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/

>FAQ:
>Q: How often should I long rest?
>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.
>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?
>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.
>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?
>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.
>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?
>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.
>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?
>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.
>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?
>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.

>Polls:
>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6
>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ
>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA
>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnY

OP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpasta

Previous thread:>>536343484

>>536542662
said nobody ever

>>536542662
Wyll barely comments on anything

so i knocked out minthara in act 1
then in act 2 i saved nightsong and then killed ketheric
i haven't found minthara in all of the moonrise tower, did i screw it up?

>>536542904
Yes. Shes supposed to be in the Throne room being punished by Ketheric. Its over.

>>536542904
Yea. You should have attacked the grove and not used the cop out larian added to appease normgroids coomer retard.

You can fix Shadowheart and Astarion but I didn't know you can corrupt Minsc in this game. I've discovered it today. Amazing.

Missionary with Astarion

Jaheira no...

>>536543038
i'm gonna have to make another playthrough after i finish this one
i want her drussy

>>536542904
If you did Act One right then Minthara should have been in the audience hall when you first meet Ketheric
Then you rescue her from the dungeon. If you didn’t do the dungeon before killing Ketheric, I think she just dies

>>536542904
I assume by that order that you didn't visit Moonrise before sparing Nightsong?
Yeah that screws things up.

>>536538281
>>536539565
I need to study more about lesbians, because Shadowheart and Isobel look NOTHING lesbian to me. I am a man and I can guarantee to you, characters like Halsin, Minsc or Gale look and act very straight and there is nothing straight about Wyll and Astarion.

Canonically impregnating mind-wiped Minthara!

>>536544275
Thats not Minthara

bg3 should have been more anime and less reddit

What are the 3 must have mods as a new player playing for the first time?

Besides a different hairstyle for shadowheart that is

>>536545015
>I am a man and I can guarantee to you, characters like Halsin, Minsc or Gale look and act very straight and there is nothing straight about Wyll and Astarion.
This is an interesting theory anon. You've a keen mind. I'd want to discuss this theory with you later, without distractions. Perhaps after the rest of the thread has gone to bed?

>>536545015
You should google lipstick lesbian.

I want to play as a tav or dark urge human fighter that exclusively uses a sword and shield all game. best sucblass? good feats? will it suck

>>536545015
Which third world country are you from

>>536545313
extra encounters
really shadowheart
artificer

>>536545564
what do these do?

>>536545742
>extra encounters
adds more fights
>RS
overhauls shadowheart, lets you marry her and brings back early access scenes and dialogues
>artificer
adds a whole class and subclasses

>>536542756
Thats just it, they made his events and dialogues literally bottom priority. They knew.

>>536545510
Third world my ass. You must be BLIND if you see anything straight in Wyll and Astarion. Their body expressions are very gay. See this video.

https://youtube.com/shorts/9RMkFJJ17qM?si=pz5q8HxlLABbRY3m

>>536545742
Don't worry about it babe just install them

they're so fucking ugly no wonder no one romances them

>>536546269
Toadcel loves them

>>536545027
this is my fetish

>>536546778
Ugly

>>536546778
gith could be here
ive never been here before there could be gith anywhere
I HATE GITH
with a nautiloid you could go anywhere you want, he said out loud

>>536546269
shadowheart and astarion are literally the only conventionally attractive companions

>>536546891
Inwe is the epitome of cuteness.

>>536547089
Minsc is hot as fuck too bad he is asexual

>the ugliest are the most beautiful within (faithful, devoted to you)
>the most beautiful are the ugliest within (whore, vampire)
what did larian mean by that

>>536547504
fat virgin obsessing over the sexual life of video game character

>>536547504
Don't call Gale and Karlach ugly.
Don't call Lae'zel beautiful.

>>536547660
this

Missionary with Astarion

>>536544407
>>536544661
>>536544940
he's so hot

>>536548351
>no in-game depictions
>just artists making him hotter than he is
anon...

>>536548446
he's even hotter in the game

>>536542904
Seluneheart wouldn't be in a relationship with that EVIL DARKIE

>>536549191
who's that zesty lookin' buck?

i need a list of mods that will turn all my companions into goon material

>>536549191
wyll looks even worse with a beard

>>536549191
Wyll got buckbroken by Minsc for sure.

>>536549191
The Buck of frontiers.

>>536549241
>>536549374
>>536549418
>>536549565
Her name is Shadowheart

Im torn between romancing Minthara and keeping Karlach

When do I knock out minthara? Can I kill the other goblin leaders first or will I need to take care of the whole camp in one go no rest

>>536550079
Minthara has no content

>>536548446
he's so hot in the game what are u on
or is this you asking for more shirtless pics bc I can do that

>>536550616
I usually kill the goblin priestess first then go for Minthara. Once you fight Minthara the whole sanctum turns aggressive.

>>536547089
Wyll's cute but there's no way to buck break him so it's a massive fucking waste they even gave him horns ffs

>>536550079
She's only good as a cheerleader if you go full murderhobo durge.

>>536550834
This is a standard in-game photo, is it?

>>536551074
halsin rapes chimeras and children he's chaotic evil

>>536551074
Manthara is more evil than Astarion. Even that image shows it.

>>536547504
>faithful, devoted to you
man, things are pretty grim if you call this faithful

>>536550908
Isn't it just Dror Razglin who turns the entire sanctum aggressive unless some goblin gets to the drums?

>>536551074
minthara is definitely lawful evil

>>536551269
Ascending Astarion is more evil than Minthara

Who's the cutest non-romanceable waifu in the game?

>>536550834
I'm not >>536548446 but yes, please <3

>>536551334
oops attached the wrong file

>>536551446
Mizora.

>>536551383
Maybe but default him is neutral

>>536551446
Jaheira

>>536551446
Nurses.

>>536551446
Hope

>>536551074
Gale is definitely not good, he's a decent person all things considered but he's not against using evil to your own advantage. I'd swap his place with Minsc, who's just a generally good guy

>>536551069
yeah
>>536551453
<3

>>536551446
You get bonus points if you know who this is

>>536551074
Minsc is NG.

>>536551806
Beautiful

>>536551472
cope
the frog is lonely and desperate thats why she fucks anything that moves its the only way she will get anything

>>536551446
Mol.

>>536551446
i would say araj, but she is more hot than cute
hope?

>>536551764
Minsc is more chaotic good imo

reminder that gale doesn't really mind if tav sells shadowheart to viconia

>>536551446
Mattis

>>536551446
I guess i have a taste.

Astarion is an aids riddled BITCH

>>536552030
and shart dreamt about sex with halsin

Astarion finding you after a fight to sate his primal need to fuck fueled by the bloodlust of the prior battle

>>536552315
well she doesn't

For me, it's her

>>536551764
>>536551986
>>536552190
Why do you think Minsc is good? Minsc is more neutral than anything. You can play with Minsc in an evil team, you can't play with Karlach, Halsin or Wyll in an evil team. I would put Halsin in netural good and Gale as true neutral like Jaheira.

>>536552346
true, toad is way more action driven, i'll give her that

>>536544275
It's very unfortunate she sounds like a man, otherwise she'd be pretty hot if modded into something less ugly

>>536545990
>>536546164
>overhauls shadowheart
Feels kind "wrong" to change the experience so much beyond cosmetics for a first playthrough

Or maybe thats just my autism talking

Jaheria should have been romanceable, I want to become a daddy and take care of her kids.

>>536552797
dis nigga is raising someone else's child even in his fantasy games ain't no way cuh

>>536552768
No, you're right.
Really Shadowheart was designed by a literal ESL who couldn't cope with how Shadowheart as a character was written, and thus rewrote like 40% of her story to make her a tradwife.

>>536552315
This bitch has the annoying person you know IRL face, she's not ugly, but not hot either.

>>536551074
Its crazy how the demonic nigga is the lawful good one. Or the red demon lady being chaotic good. Meanwhile, the hot goth elf is evil

>>536553029
Minthara is the same height as me vghhhhh

>>536553029
not canon

>>536552673
cope
now sit in the chair

>>536553029
>gale
that man is NOT 6'1
>lae'zel
this is correct
>shart
5'5 energy

>>536553184
Shadowheart is half elf actually, explains a lot about her sexual preferences.

>>536552714
she sounds like a dommy mommy

I love the curls in the back

>>536553391
She sounds like a chain smoking 70 year old grandma.

>>536552397
no, sis, play with him yourself, I need to go to sleep

btw my friend told me recently that he dreamed about Astarion and me having sex WTF why did he get that dream and not me?

>>536552998
How is she so popular then

Vgh i wish Human Female Head 6 was real.

>>536551074
selune shart is not lawful neutral. true neutral maybe.
minsc is chaotic good
gale is true neutral or chaotic neutral. he recklessly pursues power for its own sake

>>536554517
disregard this my autism made me read the post wrong

>>536554517
>>536554978

>>536553029
Githyanki are tall and skinny. Drow are short. Switch Minthara and Lae'zel and its good

>just finished my first campaign
>full evil Durge
that ending was suitably bloody
>Bhaal will only be proud when I've murdered literally every single other living being

>>536552621
>Minsc is more neutral than anything. You can play with Minsc in an evil team, you can't play with Karlach, Halsin or Wyll in an evil team.
That's only because he is in act 3 alone. He's good in bg and bg2. Besides you can be pure evil with Gale.

>>536553029
Gale is not that tall

>>536555875
The correct way to play the game.

>>536553184
>the hot goth elf is evil
She's terrible at being evil.

>>536556619
>midget Bhaalspawn
kek, imagine Bhaal making you as a joke, only for you to be the most successful of all his kids

>>536556234
Minsc was neutral good in BG2, in BG3 he is definitelly chaotic neutral, I didn't even know you could do this with Minsc in BG3 >>536543509

>>536543509
How do you do that?

>>536554001
omg in the 2 years I've been obsessed I've only had 1 sex dream with him that I remember. idk why it's so rare I literally think of him every second of every day. he's shown up only a handful in regular dreams but only in the background, never interacting. like he just stands there and watches the dream unfold

Realistically, the PC and the companions in BG3 at level 12 in game would be equivalent to a party of level 15-16 players on tabletop purely because of how many magic items are available.

>>536557307
taking manual control of a character doesn't count. by your logic, every character is neutral at best. you can control wyll and make him an unholy assassin too

>>536557307
Minsc is canonically TN. Also he hates gith.

>>536554001
>>536557623
Astarionsisters are weird...
>>536557652
What in tarnation is that thing?

>>536557778
he's canonically CG

>>536557307
>>536557778
Minsc was neutral good in BG1 and chaotic good in BG2. He's clearly chaotic good in BG3

>>536557652
Laezel looks different

In the evil Durge ending... do you think you succeed and fully kill everything on the planet?
Or does someone a lot bigger and stronger than you come and stomp you out before you ruin some of their plans?

Waifus. Husbondos.
Lome an’ Harvony.

>It takes refuge in cra- sorry, what?
Waifu Love’s the husbondo.
>..are you okay?
Husbonfu’s having a waifroke, call a Harmbulance.

>>536559542
Is that drow okay? And what is the UGLY SHAPESHIFTING WHORE doing behind you?

>>536559828
It's from when you "antagonize" Rolan's projection in Sorcerous Sundries, they make a silly face.

And don't be so harsh on Orin, she did nothing (niks, nada, noppes, nihil, rien du tous) wrong.

>slopping up companions
>dressing up "Orin"
>avatarfaggotry
But remember, it's not an attention whore deserving to being called a pig.

>>536560164
She's a psychotic incest baby who drills into Durge's head and then has them SQUIDED.COM'D.
She also murdered a lot of innocent people.
Also, if Sarevok is a human, and his daughter was human, how did Orin end up a shapeshifter?

>slopping up companions
>dressing up "Orin"
>avatarfaggotry
But remember, it's not an attention whore deserving to be called a pig. Proofreading matters.

I'm gonna finally try out fire sorcerer. I just hope it's fun outside of Scorching Ray+Acuity Hat.

>>536560540
>I watched the babe become a woman - Helena, my shapeshifting beauty, my daughter, and Bhaal's waiting womb.

Hate to be the UUHH ACHKTUALLY guy but this time I'm 100% confident Helena was a Changeling.

Look, this is the way I see it: with an untadpoled Durge, the whole Absolute plan would have gone smoothly, even the Elder Brain can't resist his scalie beauty (yikes).

So, Orin tadpoling Durge actually made sure the Scoobie Gang had a little chance in defeating the Big Bad Guy, because not!lobotomized Durge would have absolutely conquered the whole Sword Coast and killing everybody: the evil Durge ending states as much.
Maybe it's another ironic case of "the Dead Three can't do shit", but still...
>She also murdered a lot of innocent people
Gods forbid a girl have hobbies.
Jokes aside, she's a tragic character, corrupted and manipulated even before her conception. Her moments of realization, when her whole life crumbles down before being transformed into the Slayer, that was pretty rough and intense. I can't help but feel some sort of empathy for her.

>>536560540
Are you that desperate to "discuss" the game that you'd use an avatarfag's ritual post as a starting point?
>his daughter was human
Are you another speedreader, or the pig replying to itself? Are you going to waste another hour demonstrating your knowledge by "educating" yourself?

>>536561542
>I can't help but feel some sort of emp-
>ACK
Orin has hollowed out your skull with a knife

I bet his cum tastes delicious

>>536551074
Gale is Good when it's convenient. He opposes being cruel or selfish or brutal when he's in a position that doing those things won't inconvenience him in any way, but the second you dangle the crown in from of him, he's happy to eagerly sign up to potentially cause Karsus 2.0 and doom everyone alive just like Karsus did and he just says "Nah, I'd win" for his justification. A truly Good person would weigh the risk vs reward a bit better and would consider how their actions might affect others more.

Minsc also isn't really Neutral, he goes through a lot of effort to always oppose Evil and support Good. Back when the games tracked alignment, he was CG/NG.

Frog also depends on her story. The chart put Shart in two separate squares to represent her shift in alignment according to the player's choices, but didn't do the same thing for Asty and Lazy who have the same system in place. Spawn Asty is CN while Ascend is NE, and Orpheus frog is LN while Vlaakith frog is LE (at the start of the game before she gets her story, and in the ending where she stays with Vlaakith).

There is some leeway with Minthy being LE and NE, she does some things of both, but if I had to say one or the other I'd go with NE, since she wants a strong state for her own enjoyment, not just because she thinks evil methods are the best route to a strong state and she's the best to do it. Which is a core difference between NE and LE rulers.

>>536561925
The pig's empathy knows no bounds. It jokes about Astarion being raped then doubles down.
>Technically, it would be impossible for Godey to have sexually abused Astarion, Godey being in fact a skeleton and lacking any necessary organs.

>>536562558
high quality post
>>536562519
terrible post

Thisobald is getting ready to write essasys on why Shadowheart is chaotic evil soon

>>536561925
Well, that's one of the better outcomes for Durge anyway: ever visited Orin's chambers on a Tav run?

Orin, Gortash and Viconia are probably the characters that influenced the most the whole story: Orin tadpoling Durge, Gortash stealing the Crown, and Viconia wanting the Artifact.

So, thank you baddies.

Ehehe, "boned": gets me every time.

am i missing any good mod that enhances gameplay besides the ones i have?

>>536563034
Not really "gameplay enhancing" , but I can't play without Transmog and some extra dyes mods.

>>536563034
Get rid of 5e spells for Mystra spells. Also consider extra encounters if you really want a revamped experience.

>>536562991
>playing Durge in co-op
>come up with a big brain play
>embrace Bhaal
>become the mindflayer
>surely this will free me from Bhaal's influence
>destroy the brain
>get the Bad Durge ending dialogue
>choose to kill myself
>co-op partner just mutters 'jesus'
>"don't worry, this is the good ending for my character"

>>536563034
Install the cheat that allows you to auto-succeed on skill checks. Then you too can be an attention whore and brag about how you rig the dice in a dice-rolling game. Why are you here?

>>536563647
Yeah...and never look up the old, scrapped Bad Durge ending...the one with gnolls.

Also the Redeemed Bhaalspawn route made me appreciate more characters like Jaheira and Minsc, they really feel like they're there to support you no matter what, and this scene with Withers is peak cinema.

>>536564241
wyll is hotter

>>536564260
Said no one

Kinda in love with my rogue/fighter.

crazy how much I love shadowheart

>>536564658
Cute. She looks like she fights with honor against evil men.

>>536564658
I saw a thousand of her in milf videos

>>536564658
she looks like my 12th grade english teacher

>>536564726
now ask her who she dreams about at night

>>536557953
He's not.

>Astarion talking about how the Gur are surely out to get him
I don't understand you people! I mean all these picky little points you keep bringing up. They don't mean nothing! You saw this kid just like I did. You're not gonna tell me you believe that phony story about losing the knife, and that business about being at the movies. Look, you know how these people *lie!* It's *born* in them! I mean, what the heck? I don't have to tell you! They don't know what the truth *is!* And lemme tell ya: they don't need any real big reason to kill someone, either! No *sir!*
They get drunk! Oh, they're real big drinkers, all of 'em - you know that - and bang: someone's lyin' in the gutter! Oh, nobody's blaming them for it. That's the way they are, by nature! You know what I mean? *Violent!*
Where're you going? Human life don't mean as much to them as it does to us!
Look, they're lushing it up and fighting all the time and if somebody gets killed, so somebody gets killed! They don't care! Oh, sure, there are some good things about 'em, too! Look, I'm the first one to say that!
I've known a couple who were OK, but that's the exception, y'know what I mean? Most of 'em, it's like they have no feelings! They can do anything!
What's goin' on here? I'm trying to tell ya... You're makin' a big mistake, you people! This kid is a liar! I know it, I know all about them! Listen to me... They're no good! There's not a one of 'em who is any good! I mean, what's happening in here? I'm speaking my piece, and you...
Listen to me. We're... This kid on trial here... his type, well, don't you know about them? There's a, there's a danger here. These people are dangerous. They're wild. Listen to me. Listen.

Does anyone have a video of all the sex scenes with various characters?
I'd like to goon desu

>>536565136
the fact that I don't get astarion dreams despite my obsession.. but shadowheart dreams of halsin...

oh she's DOWN DOWN bad

>>536565136
I dream of a squid monster vaguelly modelled after a mentor figure I trust, I won't begrudge her a dream. In the end we fight side by side, drink wine by a cozy fire while I massage her sweaty feet and she tells me about her religion - first Shar, then Selune - and eventually we make love together while some dirty druid watches from behind the bushes on a hill somewhere, probably how he gets snatched by Orin. That's my canon, and it's THE canon.

>>536564658
Things don't always go her way.

>>536565201
>species enemy
>gith
lae'zel in shambles

>>536565317
she's down down by the river

>>536565338
people who unironically think like this should be shot on gp

>>536565213
what

>>536565743
Think like what?

I fucking hate my brand of autism.
Entering act 3 im obsessed with maximizing approvals even tho all tresholds that matter have already been reached and Jaheira will get like 50% of her bar by saving Minsc. I should be using my most optimal and fun composition and instead Im stuck with fucking druids and Minthara (whos paladin build Im really not enjoying since my Bladesingerdin is beign so much more fun).

>>536565743
>t. spends 16 hours making a bimbo slut that ends up looking like a crackhead

>>536565338
Nobody likes midgets

>>536565828
giving a shit how many of their companions are exotic fag goblins

>>536565784
Rotten Gur…
You work your LIFE OFF!!!

>>536565978
Smaller races are okay when they are party members or NPCs but I cannot bring myself to make a tav/durge as a wee little guy. Just can't do it.

>>536565978
nobody likes wyll-like characters, nobody likes halsin either, nobody cares about minthara not even larian, nobody plays as githyankis and yet laezel is the third most romanced character

>>536566173
I don't like how everyone looks down at you or the reduced movement.

>>536566024
You don’t see a scenario where having a party of
>Halfling
>Dwarf
>Tiefling
>Goblin
Might result in more unique stories than four humans?

>>536565370
cute frog

>>536566290
No, I don't, unless those characters are just going to be black about it and the only thing they know how to talk about is their race.
>hey faggonitzel what do you think about this new plot?
>OI DIDJA KNOW I'M A GOBLIN
No thank you. People who find this appealing aren't people.

>>536565201
This is where having played the previous games matters more than pulling up a tabletop character sheet to win an argument. Jaheira was officially True Neutral in BG1&2 by virtue of being a Druid - an alignment she would share with Faldorn, a Shadow Druid - but her allegiance to the Harpers and sense of duty effectively made her Neutral Good.

>>536566531
So I’m assuming you’re perfectly fine with the removal of all racial abilities and cultures and stats from races?

>>536565201
>Age 17

>>536565213
>>536565784
Peak cinema reference because of...reasons? Idk man, some days I don't really get /bgg/.

>>536566531
that's literally laezel & minthara

>>536542756
>click w*ll
>THE HERO AT HEART
>THE PRIDE OF THE GATE
>click him a lot less

>>536566652
>So I'm assuming [something totally retarded and unrelated]
Yeah I bet you do that a lot

>>536566290
Nah, never heard of any story featuring the small races: they're cringe, wouldn't accomplish nothing anyway, and people hate them for good reasons.

why doesn't the game let me hug wyll?

>>536565338
Tumblr rape victims hate anything that reminds them that people are sexual beings.

>>536567090
He's not a true one

>>536566173
yeah its kinda weird. duergar are fucking OP as shit though

>>536566997
You’ve been revealed as the fool you are

>>536567180
If you're going to talk to yourself, at least don't post it online

The blade tells the best stories.

>>536567090
he STINKS of avernus

>>536563339
>Mystra spells.
thanks i'll check it out!
>>536563778
i don't like cheating im sowwie
>>536563309
>transmog
omo

>>536566652
>and cultures
damn i wish races had unique cultures and weren't just some culture of hats analog to a human culture

>>536567313
mystra's spells are cheating btw they're not balanced at all

trvke

Karlach should have been a futa.

>>536567313
>Party Limit Begone
You're already cheating. Enough of your excuses.

I haven't played since the first month of launch. Did they ever increase the performance for this game? I have a 1660 ti and 16 gb of ram and my game sometimes ran like shit. Even on low or medium settings, textures would sometimes not load and characters would t-pose during certain cutscenes. I quit like right at the start of Act 3 because I heard they were fixing/adding stuff with updates.

>>536567338
>meanwhile, Myconids, Gnomes, Mindflayers, goblins

>>536567952
the game is more CPU reliant than GPU

How does modding work for this game?

Throw shit into the main folder like cyberpunk or load with a mod manager like bioware/crapcom games?

>>536568284
there's an inline mod manager available for larian approved mods

>>536567952
my specs are worse than yours and it runs fine now. i remember when last light inn was 20fps lmao

>>536567951
having a limit of 4 is plain silly, it doesn't make sense immersion wise
>>536567378
as long as it's fun that's all that matters!

>>536568574
uh we don't use the F word here its not acceptable

>>536568413
what's inline

>>536566578
The previous games are wrong to the extent that they differ from the vision of the creator of the character.

>>536568663
zoomer or boomer

>>536565201
>273 pounds
damn minsc is fat as fuck

>>536568704
I used AOL as a teenager

What's an inline mod manager

The game would be better if 1, 2, 3 and 20 didn't exist on the dice. Prove me wrong.

>>536565201
damn boomers used to play with pen and paper back then how lame

>>536568936
He’s 6’7”

>>536568990
its built into the game itself, you access it through the main menu

>>536569150
Why is it not called an in-game mod manager or built-in mod manager

>>536569213
everyone calls it the in-game mod manager anon just wanted to feel special

>>536565317
Funny post but Shart dreamt of a whole orgy with way more people than just Halsin in it. She's just a slut.

>>536569407
>slut shaming

>>536569107
character sheet says 6'2" tho?

>>536569548
Compare
The number after 6’X isn’t written like the 2, it’s written like the 7

are there any good bg3 fangames out there? like something similar to this:
https://abigailcorfman.com/games/Silence/index.html

Imagine if karlach got a little mad so she decided to aggressively fuck you, she would bend you over and destroy your asshole until you knees ben in and collapse then she would make you eat her out and smack you around a bit.

>>536570667
karlach would never rape your bootyhole

>>536551446
Dolly Dolly Dolly

>>536570824
laezel unironically looks like a fallout ghoul

>>536570730
In her second sex scene she doesn't even ask she just starts fingering you.

since when do ghouls have knife ears

>>536570957
and whats the problem?

>>536570730
anon...

>>536571057
You know what next time you have sex with a girl just start fucking her ass as a surprise and you can see what the problem is yourself.

where that hand going?

>>536571242
>next time you have sex with a girl
big ask for a karlach fan

Shadowheart fans=sex havers
Karlach fans=virgins
Lae'zel fans=into some freak shit
Minthara fans=gooners

>>536571242
Yes anon no man has EVER started playing with their girl’s ass while fucking

>>536571326
she's looking for the netherese orb

>>536571326
Hehehehehe, karlach plunders your butthole without warning.

>>536571536
There is a difference between gripping a girl's ass and shoving stuff up her butthole

>>536568574
Immersion-wise, does it make sense for your party of 7 to waltz into Moonrise like you own the place when you're supposedly on a recon mission?
Immersion-wise, does it make sense for your party of 9 to crash Gortash's coronation?
Immersion-wise, does it make sense for Orin to kidnap Yenna because your circus troupe of 11 is inseparable and that's the only target she has left?
Immersion-wise, does it make sense for your small army of 14 to say farewells to each other before Lae'zel has had enough and decides to hop on her dragon?

What is this precious "immersion" you speak of, and why are you so intent on shitting on it like the swine?

>anal sex hours
>again

>>536571853
we love karlach here

>>536571782
so 4 is the standard level of immersion and 8 is half as immersive does that mean i'm quadruple immersed if i play only one character?

>>536571730
Yeah anon I’m saying that it’s pretty normal to play with your girl’s ass without filling out a form in triplicate

EA gang

>>536572057
This is a question you have to answer yourself. Clearly, the definition of "immersion" differs from individual to individual, and it might not mean anything to an attention whore that equates cheating with roleplaying.

>>536571242
why would i do that in the first place

>>536574335
that orc looks like drake

>>536571472
Shadowheart fans=incel virgins
Karlach fans=virgins
Lae'zel fans=incel virgins
Minthara fans=incel virgins

>>536571782
>invisibility spell
>yes
>halsin ALWAYS stays at camp
>yes

your lack of imagination in a fantasy game is...disturbing

The imagination of a subhuman that jokes about Astarion being raped is irrelevant to me.

>"I don't care about you"
>he repeats to himself, every day, for two years

lmao
lol

>>536575768
it feels like he fantasizes about big sloppa

>>536565978
Speak for yourself, Barcus should've been a companion and we should've gotten a halfing too
>>536566173
>I cannot bring myself to make a tav/durge as a wee little guy
I'll eventually do a full evil durge run and I will make the most goofy looking halfling or gnome I can and name it "Murder Midget"

I care enough to trash a subhuman that jokes about Astarion being raped, that cheats in an easy game and brags about it, that lacks reading comprehension and is barely literate, and that thinks roleplaying is akin to "going on stage and playing an actor." Congratulations on being the general's resident village idiot.

how do I unlock this scene?

>>536576764
hey i recognize that drow >>536352040

I want the elf to fuck me

Hope Bhaal doesn't mind charred corpses.

>>536576670
>I dont care
>maybe I care a little
if only you had had this same determination with the person who made you suffer instead of constantly lashing out on a basket weaving forum
>Congratulations on being the general's resident village idiot.
...

I don't care about the deranged justification ("imagination") of a subhuman that jokes about Astarion being raped. Since you struggle with English, this is another way of saying "your opinion on this topic is fucking worthless." I care about the game, its narrative, and I don't mind bringing up sad examples of what roleplaying is NOT whenever the topic of cheating comes up. There's no contradiction. Ah, but the trouble is trying to explain even the most basic concepts to an illiterate idiot.

>I guess I've been wrong then, I saw a video about Neil talking about some "similarities" about him and Astarion, and I can kinda still see the resemblance.

>>536572916
Wrong its not normal, butt stuff in general is gay.

>Tav has to be the party face or you'll get fucked when the game randomly shifts back to the player character in about 2/3rds of cutscenes
How have they never fixed this?

https://tlon.itch.io/crimson-night
I love this so much

>>536583994
what you dont like when wyll is the one making the dialog choices?

>>536572916
its not normal to do it without ever so much as hinting that you want to try it

>>536579119
astarion raped you

>>536571472
Shadowheart fans = chudcels
Lae'zel fans = even more deranged chudcels
Karlach fans = normies
Minthara fans = edgelords

>>536574473
Shadowheart fans=beached whales and faggots
Karlach fans=manlets who want a nice tall gorl. good for them!
Lae'zel fans=based as fuck. frog wife best wife
Minthara fans=betas who want to be pushed around (I do like her voice tho)

>>536570957
>He never felt the maximum pleasure of having your prostate massaged while a muscle mommy jerks you off

>Party limit begone
>Carry weight increased
>featsextra

KYS

Sexoooooooo with mind flayers

>>536585647
I would be fine if Wyll ws making dialogue choices if he was in my party for some reason. The problem is when when my 8 cha tav keeps getting forced to talk his way out of things.

>>536583994
This isn't so much a bug as a feature, so there's nothing to fix.

>>536587481
>Getting railroaded into making a warlock or bard every single time is actually a heckin good thing, chud
Okay, but how?

>>536571472
wrong
>>536574473
mostly true
>>536586080
correct
>>536586245
flat out retarded

>>536587702
If you have 8 cha you planned your Tav for punching yourself out of things, skill issue.

>>536587824
wrong

>>536587850
What if I want my tav to be a wizard and have a different character do the talking instead?

>>536587824
based
froggers will seethe since your truth goes against their world view

>>536588307
You clearly don't want that because you could've just played a Sorcerer.

>>536587702
You don't need to be the perfect MC who succeeds at everything. It's called having character flaws. 8 CHA means you are shit at conversational aspects, and that's O K A Y. Just accept that sometimes rolls won't go your way. That's how it is in DnD.

>>536588406
No one plays sorc 12, doesn't exist.

>>536588627
I was playing Sorc 12, but I ended up deviating to Sorc 10, War 2 for EB. I went all in on cantrip augmentation and damage riders and my sorcerer is now known as the cantrip master.

>>536588506
I get that, and I'm not expecting to pass every check and I'm not micromanaging who takes deception vs persuasion checks or any bullshit like that. I'm just wondering why I'm forced to handle practically every interaction with the aspergers character when the entire rest of the party would be more suitable.

How does it make more sense from a gameplay point of view to force you to make sure that tav always has decent cha or be crippled?

>>536589060
Why not just have fun with the aspergers character angle? RPGs are supposed to be role playing games, have fun with the angle that your guy majorly fucks up anything that involves opening their mouth and has to solve things in less diplomatic ways. It makes the times you do succeed much more noteworthy too.

>>536565370
CHUDhearts face...

>>536570912
oh god... I can see it
'Hey there smoothskin...'

>>536570730
>>536571326
So... if you're playing a femCharacter, she just fingers you normally, but if you're a dude, she just goes straight in the butthole?
Based Karlach.

>>536576018
Gortash has had a rough life okay?
Being trapped with that homo Raphael must have been bad for his soul.

>>536576764
Is...
is this that futa brothel sfm?

>>536588627
I full wild magic sorcerer on my Durge run.

Durge should have been a divine soul sorcerer. He is literally infused with God essence.

>>536590768
Well, too bad, they didn't add that subclass to the game.

God it's been so long since I've played paladin. It was addicting, but the auras, smiting, features, and dialogue were all so fun. I think it's time to do it once more before retiring BG3 for good.

Astarion=opium
Karlach=plugnb
Shadowheart=emo rap
Gale=hyperpop
Wyll=80 rap
Lae'zel=the type of autist that only listens to 2014-2017 undergound rap

>>536591784
Karlach would listen to rock music.

I just realized gale is a powerful well connected wizard from waterdeep and we never learn if he is affiliated with one of the guilds or apart of the blackstaff.

I keep having wet dreams about karlach, this is clearly a sign that I will get a karlach gf irl soon.

>>536593780
anon, you will not get a 6'5 tiefling GF...

Is it just me or is wizard a little to op?

>>536594532
divination wizards are OP as fuck
>oh the enemy rolled a 20?
>click a button
>not any more

Raphel gives off alot of beta male energy, he just let's you take all of his food for free the first time you meet.

Optimal team
Fighter/ranger dual class tav/durge
Life cleric shart
Thief berserker karlach
Astarion the lock pick bitch

>>536595379
>lock pick bitch astarion
Just be a dex fighter ranger and pick that ability that gives you +3 to slight of hand or just have gale use knock.

>>536595283
He is a beta male.
He overly ambitious, thinking the crown will let him take over hell.
He failed to break Hope despite centuries of torture.
His father keeps him busy by sending him an INCUBUS, a MALE SEX DEMON.
And to top it all off, Raphael is a LITERAL TURBO BOTTOM, as explained by his Incubus.
He also sings his own fucking song when fighting you, and the theme stops if you manage to stun, silence or otherwise incapacitate him.

>>536595675
I wish I could save Gort...
I wanted to rule Baldur's Gate with him...

>>536595465
Lae'zel can handle locks and traps as a 2h fighter because le op gith racials.

why didn't he say no homo

Do origin character approval ratings get applied universally if you're travelling with custom character or do they only apply to whoever is the one actively speaking ?

>>536595828
It doesn't apply to one who is talking, if I have Karlach in group and want to do the grove battle, I'll have her talk to Minthara so she won't take an approval hit for starting the raid.

>>536595971
Yeah that makes sense. I'm talking about the player character though. I have summoned a custom party member that is being treated like an unofficial duplicate of the MC. Its not a hireling. So I want to know if the approval they get during conversations applies to them or me, the real PC.

>>536589060
This has been a recurring complaint since EA. In terms of gameplay, the design exists so that your stats matter - otherwise everyone would dump CHA. In terms of narrative, it's because you're the designated party leader. You've brought everyone so far despite your 10 CHA and thanks to your 20 INT. Leadership is more than just magnetism, and the role certainly cannot be delegated to a non-character just because his character sheet says he has a higher CHA score.

>Sarevok was planning on fucking Orin too
What the fuck happened to Sarevok between the original games and BG3?

>>536597532
Got addicted to dat changelussy

>>536597560
so find some not related to you

>>536597615
Helena and Orin were the hottest around...

>>536598053
I think Bhaal is just a disgusting weirdo who enjoys making his '''children''' do fucked up shit.

Karlach should have had a third sex scene were we see her blowjob skills

Played the giant barb and the death cleric. What new subclass did you like the möst?

>>536595583
>>536595283
>Raphael: I...
>Hope: I-I-I... You'll what, Raphael? Kill a child in front of me? Torture a family? Hang another dreamcatcher around my neck? Go ahead, you flaccid-horned fuck. Go right ahead. I will never give you what you want. Hear me? NEVER!
You get to the point where getting her family bankrupt and trying to buy the house off Hope would be more successful than this

Raphel just had a crush on hope but was to much of a chudcel to change for her.

Are you telling me Jaheira and Viconia looked like this????? Holy shit.

>>536601265
Maybe it's for the best that the world isn't exposed to the lawful neutral 1/4 fiend, 1/2 dwarf, 1/4 human kids that would have resulted from a match like this.

>>536603703
Viconia should still look like this. Jaheira could look like this again.

>>536603703
I don't even know who is hotter...

>>536603756
Larian clearly didn't look up elven ages. Astarion looks middle aged despite being 200 (earlier twenties for elves)

>>536604003
Viconia is 600 years old. Jaheira is half-elf, not elf.

>>536604119
She literally tells you she is barley an adult when you meet her in bg1 lmfao she is 300 max.

>>536595803
that's none of your business

>>536604304
why couldn't larian be based and give us a barley legal drow slut instead of HAGthara.

>>536604119
Rite of the Timeless Body, sex with forever young Jaheira.

It feels wierd that almost all the companions are neutral on and/or like eachother. Some of them should just flat out try to kill eachother like shart and lae'zel. For example almost everyone in the party should hate and want to kill karlach.

>>536605308
The elegance of the premise is that everyone needs each other and petty ideological differences are set aside for the sake of survival. That being said, there should definitely be more pushback against Astarion. He's not particularly useful compared to the others, you learn pretty early on that he has a target painted on his back (literally), and he's a complete liability.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>536603756
Vicky TheDevil would look like this if she was good. Despite their protestations, drow are still elves and the elven body does not react well to the dark side.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>536609586
Peeing on Raphael's mirrors in the chamber of egress

/bgg/ is dying...

It's time to join /crpgg/

>>536594532
Magic is just really strong in 5e (although not as cracked as older systems) and wizards get the most magic by a long shot. Sure other classes get the same amount of slots and might have similar effects to arcane restoration but wizards get the most spells by far even without taking into account scroll copying and bg3 letting you switch your prepped spells on the fly makes this even better.
>>536595032
Doing a necromancer run and just got to act 2 and the amount of value having 2 extra bodies on the field provides is ridiculous. Melee characters without mobility skills/magic get boxed in and squishy opponents get bit and blown up by a fireball to become more zombies, it's pretty freaking epic

>>536618035
all we need is a trailer of swen's next game and we'd be able to revive the thread and honor bg3's legacy even shadowheart's writer is excited

I was going to make a build that leaned into poisons and carry a bunch of weapon coatings but damn that shit gets tedious fast and rarely feels worth it.
Hard to do a follower of Talona rp.

what a loss

Someone said there was a Shapeshifter in my camp. (This was last play-session, so I don't remember who said it, Orin maybe.)
I return to camp so find one of the beds covered in blood.
Is that related?

>>536597456
>In terms of narrative, it's because you're the designated party leader. You've brought everyone so far despite your 10 CHA and thanks to your 20 INT.
In real life, the 20 int sperg can have a 16 cha character talk his way past things. I know this because I've done it IRL.

>>536590432
really makes you cum

Yenna is talking like she found a bird.
But there is no bird.
She has schizophrenia.
Very sad.

>>536621749
Your summon is a raven

>>536580497
based, true, and real

>>536587824
uh oh sharty meltie

>>536621680
I think this needs additional context.

How come Camellia mogs every BG3 romance?

>>536621881
This is my first video game.
I didn't even consider that things would interact like that.

>>536601265
He was saving her for me.

>>536583994
>you'll get fucked
How come? Character creation is a key element in RPGs, what do you mean you don't spend 20 hours in the very first menu?

>>536600528
all of them that I played t.b.h. giant and death were really fun though

>>536594002
angry frog

>>536621680
holy based

>>536590625
baste. wild magic is fun

>>536622192
It's fairly easy, see: when Cazador sent Astarion to the kennel to punish him, do you think Godey boned him?
It's a silly double entendre, as "boned" usually refers to a sexual act, but since Godey is a skeleton and when know he has beaten Astarion, the joke becomes a textbook example of absurdism.

The other major cultural reference is the perennial "Missionary with Astarion" post, a true staple of this general.

True /bgg/ culture, if you ask me.

>>536622698
>Spend hours in the character screen for four characters
>Oops, the high cha character you built wasn't tav, I guess he's fucking useless
>Enjoy failing every dialogue check in the game past the first 10 minutes, aren't you having fun?
The ONLY time it makes sense to default to tav for dialogue is when it involves making skill checks against party members.

who eats more goodberry, Shaddy or Tav

>>536617932
In case of thread inactivity, remember to rely on these reliable conversation starters:

>whether Astarion is homosexual
Sure, we could be discussing whether he's capable of redemption, whether his ascension severs his humanity, whether he is deserving of sympathy at his worst, or any part of his characterization. But it's much more interesting to debate whether he prefers cock. Have you seen how he dresses?

>whether the non-character is actually a character
I think a non-entity who lacks even the agency to decide whether to save his father, passively waits for the plot to move him around like dead weight, and is all-around a black hole where personality and free will should exist cannot be qualified as a character. The pig disagrees, and thinks he's a really interesting character. It is essential we debate this for another two years.

>whether Shar "plagiarized" the souls of Shadowheart's parents
Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier.

>>536623398
Ok I need a little more info here: are you playing with a party of 4 custom characters with no Origin companions?

>>536623563
Tav by a country mile. Daddy H likes to breed, and they both like watching Tav be on clean-up duty, especially when they have to use spells to "convince" him

>>536623398
You can install a cheat to automatically bypass skill checks - that way you never have to reflect on why the game is designed that way. Or keep whining for another ten posts about how this is unfair, and how you should be able to use your 20 CHA pet to solve social interactions for you. It's really riveting and the thread is here for you.

Game awards be there be square

>>536623614
It's a good thing you talk about slopfag when manthyfag keeps spamming his cuck fantasies

post Feats

>>536622410
>I didn't even consider that things would interact like that.
They usually don't thats why BG3 is the GOAT and Swen is out saviour

>>536623772
I customized the origin companions.

>>536624046
I'll just make tav the face and redo my companions in a way that doesn't fit the story at all because fuck you.

>>536624736
our hero

>>536543509
Is dating Minsc safe?

>missed the ring of archery because forgot that the poisoning stops trade at goblin camp
Guess I must connect the nerves of the transponder...

>>536624776
I'd like to ask you one final thing, is this the first time you're playing BG3?

Because not all dialogue checks revolve around high CHA characters: of course some classes, like Bard, have more dialogue options, but most of the times the game have a couple dedicated options for others classes; some characters have useful spells for helping, like Shadowheart's 'Guidance' spell.
'Inspiration points' are a good excuse for exploring and will let you reroll failed checks.

Ultimately, failing dialogue checks is not the end of the world, and you can always savescum, you can save mid dialogue.
That being said, you do you! There's no wrong way of playing a singleplayer RPG.

>>536625391
Nope. He is the most powerful and dangerous male companion by far. Even Minthara is afraid of him. Think about it roastie.

>>536625391
his rhino cock would rip you in half

>>536624776
No, don't leave! You were just starting to generate engagement. We will take any activity we can get. The pig needs an excuse to avatarfag.

>>536624285
The namefag barely posts anymore, but your obsession is duly noted. Meanwhile, the pig has been very active lately, even staying past its bedtime for a week straight to spam slop and incomprehensibly stupid headcanons, including this recent one:
>they used motion capture for animations and voice lines, its safe to say they're also a little sculpted after their VAs

>>536625697
The slopfag barely posts anymore, but your obsession is duly noted. Meanwhile, the nametranny has been very active lately, even staying past its bedtime for a week straight to spam slop and incomprehensibly stupid headcanons.

>>536625613
>The game is railroading you into a specific setup?
>Don't worry about, just start savescumming!
Jesus Christ, this fucking general.

>>536625839
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/username/mintharafag/
One page of results is 25 posts. Scroll to the bottom and that's a post from last week. 25 posts over a week is hardly spam. Would you like to discuss more facts, or should we stay on the topic of feelings?

>>536626167
>ignores the obvious spam and shitposting with his name off
Yawn.

>>536626335
Headcanon it is. Maybe I'm the namefag right now. Love cute drow. Hate pigs. Simple as.

Sex with Lae'zel whether she consents or not

...Baldur's Gate 3?

>>536626590
the writing wasn't that good but it has a great soundtrack, cool game

>>536625391
Painted Alicia... found happiness

Which difficulty mode do you prefer?
Not sure whether to play in Honour for the Legendary Actions or Tactician to enjoy all the stupid non-tabletop interactions like blade pact stacking with extra attack.

>>536626549
You sure do sound like a tranny, that's for certain.

>>536626590
Was my favorite game ever I sure do hope Larian starts working on the next one :)
>>536626936
everyone here is a tranny but me

will you buy larian's next game's early access or just wait for the full release?

>>536626886
Modded Honour mode without iron man

>>536627365
It's like 4 years before that happens, why even bother discussing something so trivial and irrelevant

>>536627913
I'd rather talk about anything but thread drama but you do you nonny

>>536628280
I barely use the general because of the mentally ill schizos so I obviously agree with you but you gotta at least choose something to talk about. How about what you think they're working on, genre, changes you want from the bg3/dos2 formula etc

>>536626936
Since I'm Mintharafag, and since we're discussing headcanons, I just wanted to share that I think Minthara is beautiful. She reminds me of a young Charlotte Rampling. How Larian managed to create such a realistic face scan from a handful of black and white photographs is unclear. Is there any female character in the game that you find beautiful? Not that I care about your opinion, but it is polite to pretend to.

>>536557623
crossing my fingers that your dreams become much more interactive <3
he better step up and start delivering some good lines or I'll slap his ass for you

>>536628646
I'm game
>How about what you think they're working on
2 BG3 sized RPGs according to the latest gamestop interview with swen, we don't know if they're both CRPGs because I remember an article about swen wanting to try out more action focused games/mechanics
> genre
I hope that one of them is DOS3, the one they're actively working might be a sci fi game which I'm fine with even though I'd have preferred a cyberpunk, falllout or vampire the masquerade larian rpg
> changes you want from the bg3/dos2 formula etc
I'm fine with both bg3's class system and dos2's classless system but we definitely need to bring back bg3's itemization style and not dos2's, having most of the items deal 1.78% more fire damage is boring, I also want more custom origins like dark urge, my biggest request would be to give every single companion an equal amount of screentime, care and quality writing, I can deal with a third act with poor performances and messy ending but the fact tha astarion and shadowheart have thrice as much dialogues and choices than the rest of the crew legitimately pisses me off, another one of my main bg3 gripe would be the companion party itself being nothing but elves and humans, I just hope that now that larian is used to mocap and has hired billions of people, they get to fulfill swen's vision to its fullest without having to rush the game because of the war in russia, covid or starfield
>>536628820
kill yourself

Missionary with Astarion

We're boycotting larian games until they fix wyll.

>>536630162
Fix him how?
He's the boring generic 'white'(heh) bread companion.
He was more interesting during the starting of the early access when he was a racist against g*blins.

>>536630317
Fix his bugs, let him choose his own future, give him a sex scene, let the player deal with mizora like hes the only origin that doesn't get to fight his antagonist give him more dialogues and quests

>>536627765
yeah been playing this for a few days, and it's tolerable. game feeds me like 3 1's in a row, and I'm like 'fuck you'

>>536630476
sadly, that's all cut content
I wish Larian had taken another year to put in all the stuff they had cut, like with Cazador's niece and other shit

>>536630476
I don't want to fight Mizora tho unless it's a sexfight

For me it's Antje Traue, she reminds me of my wife

>>536628820
Mantahra looks nothing like her. God did nametranny really say this.

amazon with Jaheira

>>536630982
it's not manthyfag, it's his cheerleader, the one that cries about slopfag all the time.

>>536628941
<3 if he doesn't step up his game I'll start getting into lucid dreaming

>>536631279
Yeah but the pigschizo copies his text

Mizora's a baaaad bitch and I love her

>>536625391
It's not safe to date anyone. Halsin and Jaheira are the only normalfags

Minthara can kill you any day
Minsc can kill you any day
Astarion can eat you alive any day
Gale can explode any day
Karlach can burn you
Mizora can torment you forever
Shar can curse you forever
Vlaakith can hunt you forever

>>536629641
>but the fact tha astarion and shadowheart have thrice as much dialogues and choices than the rest of the crew legitimately pisses me off
>main bg3 gripe would be the companion party itself being nothing but elves and humans
Hopefully, the next game features a space Red Prince or a wacky midget that deviates from the BORING elf-centric mold that gave us Sebille and Shadowheart and Astarion. Clearly, a more heterogeneous cast will alleviate the issue of some companions being favored over others because they are the designated conventionally attractive but ultimately BORING romances. This is because sacrificing the appeal of the companions for increased diversity is an excellent trade-off in general. Fewer Shadowhearts and Astarions, more Sazzas and Barcuses, please. Great RPGs are built on contrarianism.

>>536630982
Do you at least think Charlotte is beautiful? Maybe you're just unable to admit Minthara is as well.

>>536632561
I'm hiding your post

>>536632561
Nobody wants Barcuses

>>536628820
froggy of course

>>536632561
ppl say they want midgets but then don't use/romance midgets. larian saw this with dos2

>>536634069
beast was a hairy male dwarf there are like 3 people that find that attractive

I just want a mod that adds the Half-Elf PHB +2/+1/+1 and something to give first level feats. I cannot find a simple one for either that's working on P8, least of all in the in-game manager and that doesn't tweak a bunch of other bullshit.

Why is this so hard? Any suggestions? Am I just fucking missing something because they named it weird?

>>536634069
This is true. They also realized that midgets are out to get normal people and that's why they gave goblins fury of the small.

>>536634069
Can't speak for other but I enjoyed playing as Beast and becoming the new dwarf godking. It also helped that dwarves had the best looking armors in the game.

>>536632561
The fact that there's STILL no Hope romance is proof that Larian doesn't care about the game enough to finish it. They've got your money, enjoy your eternal beta.

people wanted sazza to be a companion during the early access and larian was working on a halfing companion before replacing her by halsin shortstacks are valid

>>536633943
beautiful frog

>>536634069
Correct. Midget races are among the least played by a large margin. Midget companions in other RPGs are almost always the least popular by a large margin. No one wants to play, romance, or suffer midgets. When the choice is between elven beauty and non-elven ugliness, the overwhelming majority will pick the former without a moment's hesitation. But the shitposter (>>536565338) believes that simply adopting a contrarian position is a substitute for personality. Maybe that's why it likes the non-character so much.

>>536626167
plus all of those posts are helpful information responding to discussion or posting screenshots of his gameplay while playing. if everyone only did those things this would be a perfect internet forum. so why is there someone trying to lie about him?

>>536632561
I want more male gaze evil characters.

Come on, you roleplay as evil and you can have only Astarion, Shadowheart and Minthara? OK, I can have Minsc but I can't fuck Minsc. Astarion was made for women, not gays. I fucking wish I could have a evil duergar as companion.

Sup gay anons!!

>>536565338
To be fair.... They only added Halsin and Manthara because fans wanted them. And Jaheria was added for the old games callback.
If they didn't add those 3 it would just be Shadowheart and Astarion for elves,

>>536635465
not gay, but duergar are awesomesauce. I would like having a little stealth dwarf buddy instead of having to main one for the bustedass stealth

Why is this place always so angry?

>>536635252
I want to play a dragonborn or half-orc with a gnome or halfling lover. If she can suck my dick without jumping, she's too tall.

>>536635847
This game is almost perfect. But it should have more male gaze evil characters. An evil male half-orc or male duergar companion for exemple. You have only Minsc in evil path and you can't fuck Minsc.

>>536635252
>Human but pointy ears
>Human but less pointy ears
>Human
>Human but horns
>Human but blue and pointy ears
>Actually doesn't look human at all
powergap
>Human but nigger
>Human but frog
>Human but short and fat
>Human but shorter and skinny
>What's even the difference between a gnome and a halfling?

Why are they like this?

>>536635847
/bgg/ should be a general that celebrates (elven) beauty. A place to share pictures of cute waifus, and, occasionally, Astarion, I guess. Unfortunately, it also harbors an obnoxious pig that loves spamming slop and degenerates that are pathologically afraid of beauty. Case in point - the post below yours.

>>536636342
Hald-orcs in BG3 ate ugly and way too short, they aren't attractive like the ones in Skyrim and WOW

>>536636342
Stop being gay

>>536636342
wouldn't that be female gaze

>>536565338
Im more annoyed they only made the women have unnatural skin colors. Where's my drow or tiefling bf.

>>536638191
halsin should have been an orc frfr

>>536638426
The shitpost goodberry talk would be way worse with orc Halsin lol

>>536638548
uh no i installed that mod so it didn't happen in my game ok

>>536638030
Female gaze gays = Bishounen, elves, drows, etc
Male gaze gays = Brute races, beards, body hair, macho looking

>>536636912
why are they white

>>536639374
Oh my god, anon. You can't just ask elves why they're white.

>>536636912
Manthara is not beautiful

>>536641067
the resident obese autist hates dwarves and gnomes but never bitches about these michael jackson looking frogs

I only like female dwarves and gnomes

>>536620498
That was Shadowheart. She had her period.

>>536638164
Literally a Banite but no no no, she's still a lothsworn, but not really, paladin, but only because she moved the goalposts.

>Fail a DC18 disarm with a +12 bonus 7 times in a row and run out of disarm tools
Statistically speaking, how likely is this?

>>536643978
ask grok

handsome

Ne'er misser

>>536634210
I just use a mod to cheat the level 1 feat onto my characters.

Should I customize my Durge or stick with the default dragonborn? How do dragonborn look in heavy armor?

Jaheira and Minthara eating my ass and snowballing my cum

>>536643978
I can't believe Karmic Dice did this

>>536603703
Shadowheart kills Viconia =

Minsc approves
Minthara approves
Jaheira disapproves
Rest - Neutral

Shadowheart lets Viconia alive

Minsc disapproves
Minthara disapproves
Jaheira approves
Rest - Neutral

Hm...

>>536648954
I killed her for her dress

Shadowheart fans=normalfags and ironic gooners
Karlach fans=based and true gooners

what's your favorite haircut

Jaheira sitting on my face while Minthara pegs ne

>>536649875
ME*
god I am a failure, I need to be punished by Jaheira biting my nipples while Minthara edges my frenulum until she ruins my orgasm

>karlaches va is french
So we could have had karlach with a sexy French accent?

>>536650802
hispanics are not french

>>536648954
Not killing Viconia as OoV is an oathbreaker.
So yeah, should tell you something.

>>536650802
She's Irish/Brazilian and lives in London
Did you just see an accent over the e and assume french

Jaheria should have been romanceable

>"Standing in a river, entering a home without being invited, they're all, perfectly mundane activities now"
Bro you have been standing on a deserted beach alone for the past 20 minutes whose house have you walked into

>>536654597
Everybody says this.

Astarion shouldn't have been romanceable

>>536654597
Swen already said they ran out of time

Multimillion dollar idea, expanded romance dlcs. Imagine if karlach, shadowheart and lae'zel had even more sex scenes.

>>536656359
*payment processors blocks your path*

>>536656359
>Multimillion dollar idea
>after all these porn games are being banished

Human female face 6 appreciation post.

>>536647770
>Turn on karmic dice
>Nothing but 7s
>Turn off karmic dice
>Nothing but 3s

>>536656602
Literally the Chud phenotype

>>536656359
dhampirs with Astarion

building a new creche with lae'zel

New wyll sex scene but much more explicit than the first one.

Why does wyll make you wait until marriage when he is clearly not a virgin?

new halsin sex scene featuring shadowheart and astarion

>>536657413
>when he is clearly not a virgin?
?

GOBLIN SEX SCENE

Mage Hand sex scene

i always get the nat 20's when they dont matter.

>>536657056
This

>>536657846
Oh, the 20 doesn't matter? So we could replace it with a 1 and you'd be happy with that, would you?

>>536657846
tell me about it

>>536658290
What was it

>>536643978
>Each number of a d20 represents a 5% chance
>DC18 -12 = 6 or higher to succeed
>5 or lower to fail
>20% chance total to fail
>7 times

It's a 1 in 78,125 chance. Nice, dude.

>>536643978
50/50, it happens or it doesn’t

>>536658382
yenna's pussy

>>536647064
Elaborate. Do you have one to just give you a level 1 feat, or cheat engine or something? I just want it built into the game.

>>536657550
You really think wyll is a pure innocent virgin?

>>536658684
I use this mod to cheat myself stuff.
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/206?tab=description

The nice thing about it is it lets you remove anything you add with it in case you change your mind and it doesn't touch anything or anyone other than the character(s) you choose to use it on, which are things most other methods make dealing with a hassle.

>>536659945
>pure
no
>innocent
no
>virgin
yes

>>536660747
He is the son of a duke he can get pussy whenever he wants.

>>536661078
is there any evidence that he has?

Godman I need a karlach footjob.

>>536661078
Do you know his personality

>>536648954
Why???? What's Jaheira hiding from us? BG2 fags??? Where are you? Context??

>>536661078
His father was the son of a commoner. He's not getting any pussy at the high society parties he's going to.

Hmmm... I'm gonna make a Ranger/Beast Master TAV I think...

Wyll uses his duke money on whores.

actually I'm gonna make a good guy BARD tav since my last playthrough was full evil DURGE

>>536663171
Not even Minsc is pure.

>>536657550
mizora rape mizora rape

>>536664665
Disgusting. Imagine letting that hag touch you. Proof that Wyll is a virgin if he's that fucking desperate.

Swen Vincke is racist.

>>536664546
Fun fact. Raphael clone doesn't affect Astarion, so Minsc is canonically naughty.

Is there a way to make nonmagical ranged attacks scale with any stat other than str and dex? Throwing a warlock pactbound weapon wouldn't work, right?

>>536665895
Does it affect Wyll??? I need to test him. Karlach is immune too.

>>536665895
Really?????? LMAO

how do i make the druid kill the thieflings so i don't have a moral dilemma?

>>536657103
she is sterile

>>536665895
Does it affect Shadowheart? I don't even need to ask about Minthara

>>536667936
Steal the idol or kill Chudga. It makes the druids go psycho mode

>>536641002
HOT
Him smoking/in modern classic clothes/in glasses does things to me.
>>536649025
My lost russian sisteR

Sewing garlic into the lining of all of Pookie's clothes and then acting surprised when he breaks out in uncontrollable welts!

>>536669340
Cute

>>536669958
What armor is that?

>>536668061
only astarion gets anything unique there

>>536670085
>Minsc
adamantine scale
>Astarion
armor of agility
>Gale
gortash's cloth of authority

>>536670315
>armor of agility
Neat, hadn't seen that before.

>>536668738
nice thank you i'll try that

>>536670993
how
it's one of the best armors in the game and it's sold by a vendor

>>536671150
Sorry for not keeping up on the meta or reading through every vendor's inventory.

AHEM
I am playing a Karlach campaign

>>536672872
awesome MLK reference lae'zel

If you plays as a male character and romance Astarion, are you the TOP?

>>536674359
Only if you pick the big body

The best way to kill companions? Feel free to correct me, I want to do a Durge run where I directly ruin people's lives.
>hack off Gale's hand
>turn Wyll into a lemure
>behead Karlach
>fight Lae'zel with the gith patrol (???)
>hand Sharran Shadowheart to Viconia
>mind wipe Minthara
>offer Jaheira and Minsc to either Sarevok or kill them after killing Orin

>hand Sharran Shadowheart to Viconia

This is the most hilarious by far.

>goblin casts sleep on shadowheart
>she starts talking about halsin for some reason

>>536674663
>>536675241
Wait, so Shar abandon Shadowheart after all she did for her, after kill Dame Aylin????? What a shit god.

>>536675456
Shar is an evil, petty retard who only gains followers through brainwashing and depression
reminder that she hates Selune because she created the sun and considers this a deep betrayal

It's crazy to think that Shar and Selune were originally one.

>>536674663
>fight Lae'zel with the gith patrol (???)
Refusing to recruit her is the most hilarious way because she then pathetically dies to the Shadowcurse because she can't find the Creche without you and gets lost in the Shadow cursed lands.
I think she can also turn on you in the creche, if you don't go for the medic but straight for the Inquisitor.
>hand Sharran Shadowheart to Viconia
You can't hand over Sharran Shadowheart to Viconia, only Selune.
Can let Lae'zel kill her or basically edge her into a fight during the Temple of Shar / Shadowfell section.

You also ignored Astarion but i guess he goes without saying as there are some opportunities to screw him over.

>>536676221
Oh shit, I did. Astarion is getting handed to the Gur for the sake of zombie Astarion.
>only Selune
Damn. I'm kind of at an impasse because I can't let the Nightsong live. If I kill her and stuff her in a chest, will she leave if I revive her after going to the Shadowfell without her?
Also I had an idea for Lae'zel: keep her and do her Orpheus quest line up until it's time to free him, then side with the Emperor at the final moment.

rip Baretha, usually I don't fight the patrol.
At least she got Lump

futa Shart x non futa Karlach is the superior way

>>536676696
>I can't let the Nightsong live
Alternative is to hand over Nightsong to Lorroakan.
But yeah there is no particular way to get rid off Sharran Shadowheart in Act 3.
>If I kill her and stuff her in a chest, will she leave if I revive her after going to the Shadowfell without her?
She will leave.

Karlach x shart toxic yuri

>>536676221
>Refusing to recruit her is the most hilarious way because she then pathetically dies to the Shadowcurse because she can't find the Creche without you and gets lost in the Shadow cursed lands.
How does she get out of the cage?

>there is only 3 actually good bows and ine of them you don't get until mid act 3
Great game design

Does anyone have any advice for fighting the brain itself in honor mode? Furthest I’ve gotten prior is the outside area, and I’m looking at the Aegis of the Absolute effect specifically
Aside from having my party cycle through damage types per round, is there a good approach to bypassing this, or is the play to just go for a one turn so it doesn’t even activate?

>>536677418
Make them both futa and you have a deal

so far the AMP+REL mod is really fun. it adds randomized loot and replaces a lot of the static found loot and it even has loot boxes!

>>536683375
That mod is great. I also recommend More Mimics that turns random chests around the world into mimics

>>536661347
It's nothing we have to read too much into. We know they were reluctant companions who traveled together for a while. We know Jaheira doesn't really hate her, and we can infer she probably views her with some degree of pity for what she became, what she perhaps always was - another victim of Shar. Jaheira has seen firsthand how the influence of a god almost turned even a good-natured CHARNAME ("Gorion's Ward") into an instrument of evil with little choice in the matter. An approval/disapproval change is binary, but the reaction to seeing an old comrade-in-arms defeated and broken cannot be reduced to a +1 or -1. Executing someone doesn't mean you have to rejoice in the act. Even a villain who has committed great evil may be deserving of mercy. Nuance refuses the binary.

>>536683375
Why are your friends playing such ugly characters?

>>536658452
>>5 or lower to fail
>>20% chance total to fail

>>536669340
smooch

Gale? Oooh you mean my spark jolter bot.