Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:44:53 AM
No.536549463
>>536549648
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:45:35 AM
No.536549548
gg Wylders
ez dog
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:45:53 AM
No.536549580
>>536549752
>>536550361
>checks clock
>yup, shiftyduck has been in the rain for 20 min now
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:45:54 AM
No.536549584
Post feet
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:46:28 AM
No.536549648
>>536549717
>>536549463 (OP)
>(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
can you please take more than 5 seconds to make the OP?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:47:05 AM
No.536549717
>>536549810
>>536549648
next time i'll fix them
it doesn't matter too much so it only gets cleaned up occasionally
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:47:25 AM
No.536549752
>>536549827
>>536549580
I am cursed, all alone
Duchess gets dibs on DMGS because she uses it far better than any other class
>>536548965
Nah, this is a fact and you're a disgusting whiny shitter who can't even judge stats and synergies properly.
>>536549015
He won't do more damage than Duchess would
>Frostbite dmg res debuff 20%
>Magic Dmg Res Debuff 10%
She's also much more able to get that Frostbite proc thanks to restage. Any duchess who isn't trash will have at least a solid blue staff by the time they can use DMGS so now they're casting spells that hit for +30% damaghe and then are restaging them to deal another 50% damage.
Or you can give it to Wylder and let him unga.
>>536549250
LMAO
M
A
O
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:47:54 AM
No.536549797
LFG (Looking for girls) please queue
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:48:01 AM
No.536549810
>>536549872
>>536549717
shut the fuck up
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:48:07 AM
No.536549827
>>536550449
>>536549752
do you need us to force start it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:48:36 AM
No.536549872
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:48:37 AM
No.536549876
wylder? more like CRYLDER because all you bitches do is cry
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:49:02 AM
No.536549936
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:49:09 AM
No.536549946
revtroons, everyone
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:49:39 AM
No.536549996
>>536546058
you absolute legend, thank you
i will be jerking off to this many times
Knight of Ides stats
Vigor: 10
Mind: 12
Endurance: 11
Strength: 13
Dexterity: 15
Intelligence: 8
Faith: 11
Arcane: 6
Has a new Light Greatsword that has lower requirements than Milady and higher base damage, and a new shield
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:51:16 AM
No.536550175
>commence expedition
I'm in.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:51:28 AM
No.536550194
>>536542428
just look it up bro
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:52:54 AM
No.536550361
>>536551917
>>536549580
you mean sissyslut
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:53:02 AM
No.536550380
>>536550445
Elden Stars seems pretty good against Dogs when used by a wylder. No idea why I would bother with Rev when I can just do that.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:53:40 AM
No.536550445
>>536550380
elden stars damage is absolutely terrible
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:53:40 AM
No.536550449
>>536550621
>>536549827
Why didn't you do it sooner lol
>>536550002
so four armor sets, a handful of weapons, and three skins for torrent? how much are they going to sell this for?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:55:17 AM
No.536550621
>>536550817
>>536550449
thought you were doing something very important
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:56:59 AM
No.536550817
>>536550621
Nah it was bugged, my zone was the day 1 one but nothing was there
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:57:16 AM
No.536550849
>>536550934
>>536551328
I'm trying to get on this bitch's stream so I can be le epic godtier player and then never show myself again.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:58:04 AM
No.536550934
>>536551086
>>536550849
what bitch's stream?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:58:24 AM
No.536550969
Surprisingly effective for a meme build.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:59:34 AM
No.536551086
>>536551224
>>536550934
I'll only tell if I don't end up embarrassing.myself.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:59:53 AM
No.536551116
>>536551237
so dumb how you can't switch your relic loadout at the character select when you 3/3'd
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:00:46 AM
No.536551224
>>536551086
She's streaming hollow knight today, no nightrein unless they release ED haelstor
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:00:59 AM
No.536551237
>>536551448
>>536551116
you can change presets
how is erg queue still 1/3...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:01:49 AM
No.536551328
>>536551545
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:02:25 AM
No.536551404
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:02:57 AM
No.536551441
>>536560382
>>536551285
Jeenine fans took over. We're back at pontiffs.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:03:00 AM
No.536551448
>>536552249
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:03:51 AM
No.536551538
gg Duchess and Guardian
Sorry about my stop during the Gaol fight, my controller stopped working
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:03:56 AM
No.536551545
>>536551328
I didn't even get a chance to play yet and if I don't get it now I'll have to go to bed...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:06:17 AM
No.536551814
>>536552758
>>536550981
You can with a talisman swap.
7+5 = 12.
Peak metaslop.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:06:40 AM
No.536551853
I think I will try rando duos next time I play
>>536551285
It's always 3/3 in a minute when I que
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:06:54 AM
No.536551876
>>536552184
>>536552204
>>536551285
wait we're 2/3
one more guys please
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:07:18 AM
No.536551917
>>536552161
>>536552354
>>536550361
I wish people called me thatβ¦.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:09:33 AM
No.536552134
>>536552202
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:09:46 AM
No.536552161
>>536551917
limp dick sissy bitch.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:10:01 AM
No.536552184
>>536552894
>>536550606
BUY HORSE ARMOR NOW
>>536551876
i'm gonna QUUUUUUUUUEEEUEEE
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:10:14 AM
No.536552202
>>536552623
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:10:14 AM
No.536552204
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:10:49 AM
No.536552249
>>536552394
>>536551448
just press select, look at the bottom of your screen and read for once in your life
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:11:12 AM
No.536552282
>>536560382
>>536549721
True and I main him.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:11:53 AM
No.536552354
>>536551917
then play Revenant with erg and act like a slut like shifty does
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:12:21 AM
No.536552394
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:13:09 AM
No.536552460
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:14:19 AM
No.536552583
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:14:51 AM
No.536552623
>>536552725
>>536552202
it's the "it's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:15:51 AM
No.536552725
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:16:10 AM
No.536552758
>>536551814
I know, I was making an ironic shitpost.
When are people going to stop using the evergaol relic?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:17:31 AM
No.536552894
>>536552184
i want to put my penis in miquella's mouth and ass...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:17:59 AM
No.536552941
>>536552828
Never, especially with the upcoming mode.
>>536552828
Never. Retards will use it forever and real chads will grind out relics loadouts that feature the Gaolbuff but don't have 2 wasted slots alongside [map knowledge replaces the treasure mark and stonesword ]
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:19:50 AM
No.536553140
>>536553461
>>536552957
the key is actually good since keys aren't guaranteed except for that one place
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:20:33 AM
No.536553218
>>536552957
>real chads
more like selfish leeches / CE gods
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:20:43 AM
No.536553232
>>536553461
>>536552957
i was talking about the effect. i dont really give a fuck about the sigil relic. it is fine and overhated
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:21:56 AM
No.536553363
I wish I could have the regal whatever in my inventory in every run
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:22:06 AM
No.536553393
>Damage resist on guard is actually somewhat useful on Executor during Nightlord fights with enough of them
Intredasting
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:22:40 AM
No.536553450
>>536560192
is there less latency if you play with your controller wired vs with the xbox 2.4ghz usb adapter? Maybe all my messed up dodge timings aren't my fault.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:22:45 AM
No.536553459
saintriot is MALDING right now. holy shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:22:47 AM
No.536553461
>>536553539
>>536553609
>>536553140
Nah, you should be hitting enough PoIs to get all the keys you need or else you're being a Gaoltard and are leaving loot and passives on the table.
>>536553232
Then no, it won't go away. Even if they nerf it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:22:54 AM
No.536553475
gg dog kino finish
>twohanding weapon
>deflect with cursed blade
>I am now onehanding my weapon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:23:31 AM
No.536553539
>>536553671
>>536553461
you dont run gaols seriously if you havent had enough runs to see the value in start with key lol
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:23:59 AM
No.536553580
>xhe unironically loves the relic gacha
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:24:15 AM
No.536553609
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:24:51 AM
No.536553671
>>536553809
>>536553539
No, you're just a fucking retard lol
Missing a gaol you spawned nearby doesn't matter if you have a better roll in that relic slot. Literally SO many rolls would be better than
>Get an Extra stack off Gaolbuff
You're bad.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:25:14 AM
No.536553714
>>536553505
oldfag here. does execs skill not get 2H bonuses?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:25:31 AM
No.536553742
>"solo" scaling
More like NG+7 Nightlord HP scaling
>>536550606
Is it not a new patch for existing copies?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:26:10 AM
No.536553809
>>536553951
>>536553671
oh i mean if we're talking in hypotheticals then yeah agreed. just give 7 keys from the very first overworld chest you check that also happened to spawn right next to your landing site
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:26:46 AM
No.536553887
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:26:57 AM
No.536553908
>>536560030
>>536553505
Unironically makes Executor unplayable.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:27:22 AM
No.536553943
>>536553791
you're so cute anon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:27:25 AM
No.536553951
>>536554826
>>536553809
No, you just need to accept that even 3 Gaols is plenty good and justified the relic effect and then start routing so you get those 3 minimum gaols. This will also bring you past more PoIs for more shots at weapon passives and permapassives
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:27:58 AM
No.536554004
>>536550606
and 2 classes. It's real content.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:28:44 AM
No.536554091
Golem Fist or Red Bear Claws
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:30:36 AM
No.536554305
>>536550606
>>536550002
>No way to obtain light Greatsword early without swap/CE but with the new class
>Buy Switch 2 :^)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:31:00 AM
No.536554358
ryan is pissed off. he hasnt talked in like 10 minutes.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:31:06 AM
No.536554367
>>536550002
kek get a load of this viglet, vagabonds stay winning
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:31:31 AM
No.536554421
I still don't know how to dodge the second part of Gladius's ult
How are you fuckers killing this thing? Are you cheating or what?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:32:37 AM
No.536554540
>>536554696
>Higher base than Milady
>Switch 2 exclusive
>Only outdamaged by Rellana's swords with her talisman
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:33:08 AM
No.536554591
>>536554821
Dreams for the ideal ED Heolster -
Phase 2 transition and subtitute for air sword - Pile bunker that cracks a hole in the dimension and leaves damage over time fissures. Heolster adopts the gimmick of that ED until the next pile bunker
Grapple hook, 50/50 on whether it pulls you to Heolster or Heolster to you. If he pulls himself to you he will pile bunker in the air
If Heolster reaches 0 health he revives to 30% health
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:33:14 AM
No.536554606
Remember to farm sigils off ED Maris before real bosses cycle back in
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:33:39 AM
No.536554642
>>536555065
>>536554440
what's the problem? it's really not that bad
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:33:43 AM
No.536554649
>>536555065
>>536554440
its so easy in trios in my opinion
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:34:05 AM
No.536554696
>>536560030
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:34:08 AM
No.536554702
Kek what do you need to farm sigils for
Has a single person on planet earth willingly queued for ED Augur's return? If so how are the nerfs/buffs?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:35:10 AM
No.536554821
>>536555467
>>536554591
Heolstor stealing the other everdark gimmicks would be fun, especially if it leads to "Heolstor summons the condemned"
but the main issue is that ED Fulghor doesn't actually have a gimmick, what would he steal?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:35:12 AM
No.536554826
>>536554990
>>536555027
>>536553951
nta but I'm still waiting for someone to post proof of a run where they got seven gaols without anyone having the key at start
I did actually have a run myself today where we gad one extra key at the end, but the starting key is what made it possible to clear one of the remote gaols at start. It's a team play to bring a key.
Also when will we stop with the false dilemma of missing out on PoIs when you chase gaols. ONLY if you are slow as fuck does that happen.
>studio that thrived on a faithful fanbase
>gets mainstream sucess
>"hum actually now we only care about the switch normies"
I'm actuallt kinda mad
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:36:38 AM
No.536554990
>>536555845
>>536554826
you can do it easy if you find player corpses with 2 keys on them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:36:52 AM
No.536555012
>ironeye
>get miquellan straight sword with 20% fire negation on it
>dupe it at noklateo
powerstance swords is still a decent moveset. gave the rev on the team the wave of gold button too but she rather spam elden stars, which is still ok i guess.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:37:01 AM
No.536555027
>>536555845
>>536554826
>nta but I'm still waiting for someone to post proof of a run where they got seven gaols without anyone having the key at start
You shouldn't be aiming for 7 Gaols and 5 Gaols with better passives and a strong relic roll is -literally- stronger.
Gaolmaxxing is autistic, myopic faggotry unless you use advanced strats like simultaneously clearing multiple gaols as a split part or something so you spent WAY less time but also get the buff and can still farm up good loot.
>>536554642
>>536554649
It's x100 times worse than Libra, I killed Libra with pick ups half the runs, I did like 15 now of this stupid dog and he's just not dying, I know people here can only kill shit cheesing it in some way.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:37:26 AM
No.536555076
>>536566568
>pvp players
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:37:31 AM
No.536555085
>>536554763
I did it once and I couldn't really tell what changed with storm ruler besides the higher damage. Apparently it charges faster but I couldn't notice a difference.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:37:59 AM
No.536555146
>>536555227
>>536554847
how it probably went down
>nintendo offers you 999999999999 yen to promote their new console
>you can fund your next game with this
>okay sure
>deal done
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:38:18 AM
No.536555180
>>536555065
>It's x100 times worse than Libra
you don't actually mean this
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:38:41 AM
No.536555227
>>536555430
>>536555146
why do they keep taking deals with nintendo and sony and fucking over their fans?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:38:44 AM
No.536555230
>>536555802
>>536555065
are you respecting the gimmick? i beat it my first try with erg and haven't gone back
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:39:16 AM
No.536555291
>ED Libra
45 tries
>ED Gladius
1 try
Hmm.... What could possibly be the problem....
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:40:05 AM
No.536555368
GG duchess and wylder. Didn't realize until we got there that we were fighting heolstor not hotdog.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:40:22 AM
No.536555392
I feel like I start stressing out way too much if any fight with a cruci/banished or field boss takes more than like 30 seconds.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:40:45 AM
No.536555430
>>536555227
i don't know how to tell you this but companies in the same country like to work with each other, shocking, i know
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:41:04 AM
No.536555461
>>536554763
I did it a few times and honestly absolutely nothing feels different, the fight is sadly not interesting to repeat and I keep accidentally adding it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:41:06 AM
No.536555467
>>536554821
>cuts arm off
>it's an Armored Core pile bunker now
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:41:14 AM
No.536555480
>>536554763
It's the easiest boss if you just want some sigils without worrying about winning or losing
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:41:35 AM
No.536555514
easy heolstor
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:42:12 AM
No.536555557
>>536555802
>>536554440
he is ok. you really need to find your damage negation bubble passives and fire negation drops. goat was way harder to deal with.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:44:55 AM
No.536555802
>>536556449
>>536555557
Nah I killed the goat like 10 times with pick ups and 0 dogs so far.
>>536555230
Not attacking him when he has the sword on his mouth, that's really not possible to do with pick ups.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:45:19 AM
No.536555845
>>536556449
>>536554990
so true... maybe I should add strdmn and fextra to my password list
>>536555027
What is autistic about it? Objectively speaking? I'm fine with 5 gaols but it's not even hard to end up doing 7 as you snowball so hard while clearing the map.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:46:03 AM
No.536555920
>>536555065
dont hit him during his sword walk. hell, dont even draft any "while walking" passives or periodic glintblades. i had glintblades pop up during that walk and and give him 3 stacks immediately
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:48:02 AM
No.536556116
>>536553505
they really should fix it so it knows if you were 1h or 2h before deflecting, it's such a small thing but it affects my desire to play him so much
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:48:45 AM
No.536556198
Time for this bird to nest for the night...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:51:11 AM
No.536556449
>>536557198
>>536555802
I've had 3-4 wins on both with randos. Dogs is more fair but more parties absolute instafold on him.
>>536555845
>What is autistic about it?
You're fixating. Gaol Orbs are low tier, you don't need the runes and it can't generate weapons or weapon passives. If you're autismally chasing Gaols, you're getting less chances to roll strongass passives. Literally ONE "Charged Sorcery +18%" or whatever can make a bigger difference than 3 Gaols in some cases. Even just getting a +6% Phsy is better. It's still an S tier relic effect but if you're compromising other relic slots to synergize with it, you're literally just an autistic child who'll only eat buttered penne with kraft parmesan and has his mother always bring ingredients for it to houses you're sleeping over at. Even only getting 2 Gaols still justifies the relic's effect as many Relic effects have about a 10% value to them. Even getting 3 Gaols has already made it one of the best Relic effects and paid off your investment. Fixating on it is anti-luck faggotry for comfort zoned autistic morons who probably aren't even good at recognizing which Nightfarers can't and can't or should or shouldn't use which items/spells/weapons/consumables.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:51:20 AM
No.536556464
geeg
put that hotdog in a bun
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:52:09 AM
No.536556551
>>536556836
>>536554847
Nintendo probably gave them more money than From has ever made just to buy the Duskbloods exclusivity. I doubt they're going to let them escape after this, I expect every future From game to be Nintendo only.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:52:43 AM
No.536556616
not gonna say ruined, but I think they messed up big time by not changing the day 1 and 2 of the everdark expeditions, I think that was just stupid of them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:54:44 AM
No.536556836
>>536557673
>>536559723
>>536554847
>>536556551
I haven't owned a console in a decade and I can't be the only one that has moved away from console gaming to strictly using a PC. If people weren't buying a ps4 to play BB, I don't know why nintendo/FS would think people would buy a switch 2 for DB.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:54:56 AM
No.536556849
gg wylder and duc, nice clutch at the end
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:55:15 AM
No.536556885
gg raida and wylda, hard fought victory
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:56:06 AM
No.536556969
Axes and clubs are really good on raider and wylder but everyone thinks you have to get greatswords and other huge weapons on these two but you don't.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:56:58 AM
No.536557056
>>536557362
>>536557451
is there like a sheet of the NR regulars?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:57:41 AM
No.536557134
I never brought a ps4 for bloodborne or ps3 for demon souls so I will never ever buy a switch for any tendie exclusives.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:58:20 AM
No.536557198
>>536558261
>>536556449
Now this is autism if anything lol
Yes, it's extremely difficult to read item effects and to grasp numbers. Totally. It's also literally impossible to kill all the field bosses and to clear the castle in time, very sad.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:58:23 AM
No.536557205
>>536557386
You pick wylder or raider to get shit done
The rest of the characters exist if you want some challenge
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:59:53 AM
No.536557362
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:00:07 AM
No.536557386
>>536557449
>>536557205
agreed, i always play ironeye when i'm looking for a challenge
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:00:47 AM
No.536557449
>>536557386
He gets one shot by dogs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:00:47 AM
No.536557451
>>536557056
like a tier list?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:00:59 AM
No.536557474
2/3 hotdogs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:03:01 AM
No.536557673
>>536557868
>>536556836
I'm sure From already knows Duskbloods is going to be their worst selling modern game. There is zero market for a dark pvp souls game on a kid's console that runs at 20 fps, and From knows this. Nintendo... they have a warped perception of the gaming world. I'm sure the higher ups and their yes men genuinely think that Duskbloods will make every souls fan migrate to the Switch 2 and it will be a huge success, surpassing even Elden Ring's sales and becoming a cultural phenomenon enough to give teh Switch 2 a decade of relevance. Totally bro.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:03:33 AM
No.536557739
Why did they make the best character a White boy? They don't need any more wins...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:04:06 AM
No.536557792
>>536558015
>>536558209
ggs wylder/duch
sorry for the 2 bar, I'm used to always using a shield without aow so switching from 2h to a shield always fucks me over
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:04:15 AM
No.536557817
>>536557947
>>536558749
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:04:50 AM
No.536557868
>>536558437
>>536557673
its gonna be funny when it flops
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:05:01 AM
No.536557889
>>536558040
>>536558214
I embarrassed myself and it was because I kept getting chipped by the bite explosions that are a frame trap (thank you Ishizaki). I will now kill myself out of shame.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:05:28 AM
No.536557936
I just realized that the people who used to swap weapons after opening their menu when playing the game all the time can't do it anymore because now we only have those slots that we have no reason to open the menu.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:05:35 AM
No.536557947
>>536557817
THE reason i stopped using this weapon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:05:52 AM
No.536557974
>>536558337
>>536558494
Just beat Libra duo, after someone quit midnway.(he was level 9)
I kind of understand. Because we weren't well coordinated. On day 2 we made for the centeal castle. It was occupied by banished knights, so an easy castle. All three of us start it off, but at some point one guy breaks off to take the crater on his own. I didn't even realize. Meanwhile, me and the guy who stayed, die to goddammed banished knights. When we died, that's when I noticed the third guy was in the crater. So the dude leaves immediately upon death. I kill all the knights in the castle. But avoid trying the boss at the top while solo. Instead, I wander off and get lost in the field, while the the guy in the crater manages to get his super weapon.
We join at the second day boss spot. He drops me a bolt of gransax, keeping his real super weapon to himself. But the thing is: all the way back at day 1, when we were struggling, we actually killed a couple of invaders, which netted me the dagger of destined death.(I forget the real name) It's already very powerful. So I just spam the ash, and as duchess, replay the damage. It's great. I didn't need gransax's bolt. I ended up doing the most damage against Libra. Which is rare for me, since I typically suck at bosses, only trying to survive. But this time, I was actually reading his moves. I still fell But only 1 bar.
The short of it is: Don't fight invaders at level 4. Don't be a fag and wander off seeking glory. And don't quit as soon as things get hairy.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:06:19 AM
No.536558015
>>536558749
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:06:44 AM
No.536558040
>>536557889
One of them 3 barred before the boss even got to half health. Honestly, it's my fault for not playing more carefully, but the boss is even more dogshit and passive if I do.
Look at these faggots haha, in this game they can't do this anymore.
They got totally wrecked and owned.
Miyazaki is wiping his eyes with their tears.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:08:22 AM
No.536558209
>>536557792
gg I totally botched that run on my end
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:08:26 AM
No.536558214
>>536558387
>>536557889
I don't know how any character but Duchess can dodge that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:09:00 AM
No.536558259
I fucking hate sunday randoms
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:09:01 AM
No.536558261
>>536558854
>>536557198
Pathetic. Shut the fuck up wrong faggot. Gaolmaxxing is scrubshit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:09:48 AM
No.536558337
>>536558618
>>536557974
The lesson is follow the guy into the crater.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:12 AM
No.536558387
>>536558625
>>536558214
You're supposed to not punish the running bite and then surge sprint away on reaction or surge sprint into the running bite (unreliable).
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:13 AM
No.536558389
>>536558460
>>536558552
still 2/3 for hotdogs
join up
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:15 AM
No.536558396
when is Tarnished edition out
>>536557868
More pathetic than funny. Funny was when Sony's huge woke capeshit game failed and they had to kill the dozens of projects they were cooking up for this "universe". Or when /v/ spent years hyping Dragons Dogma 2 as the best game ever and the Elden Ring killer, then it came out and it was dogshit and they literally stopped mentioning it overnight and pretended it didn't exist.
Duskbloods? I haven't met a single person who doesn't think that it will flop. From fans know it will flop, Nintendo fans know it will flop, no one is hyped and it will be to no one's surprise or humour.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:50 AM
No.536558459
>raider runs for far church instead of doing crater
>still keeps dying to doggo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:50 AM
No.536558460
>>536558389
any cute rev mains in queue?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:11:10 AM
No.536558494
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:11:15 AM
No.536558497
gg ironeye and guardian
the game lied, I was expecting the sword aoe to go for fred since he had the target
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:11:46 AM
No.536558552
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:10 AM
No.536558593
>>536558201
Did something happen to hardswapping?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:20 AM
No.536558615
Sorry, thought he'd die so i kept hitting him with a restage, might have gotten you downed at the end there.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:22 AM
No.536558618
>>536558989
>>536558337
If we cleared more of the castle, then handled the crater,beencould have been level 15 instead of 14. It's a miracle I made it to level 14. Didn't have many runes left to by anything. Just a couple of starlight shards
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:24 AM
No.536558625
>>536558387
It's either don't do anything until it decides to do a punishable move that you can still get chipped by or do a risky move that I'm sure the devs didn't even intend (peak kino game design)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:54 AM
No.536558681
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:13:32 AM
No.536558749
>>536557817
>>536558015
I fucking love that hammer
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:14:28 AM
No.536558854
>>536560273
>>536562554
>>536558261
I'm just going to call you brown and leave it at that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:45 AM
No.536558989
>>536558618
A level doesn't change anything actually.
The benefits after level 12 are minimal
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:16:53 AM
No.536559079
>>536559146
>>536559314
>>536558437
when corpos lose, i laugh
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:17:43 AM
No.536559146
>>536559079
and when its Nintendo I laugh harder
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:17:50 AM
No.536559156
>>536559264
>>536559279
>jump back
>jump back
>jump back
>jump back
>jump back
>jump back
what the fuck happened to the boss AI since elden ring? I'm losing my mind trying to fight anything in a timely manner
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:19:04 AM
No.536559279
>>536559156
40 minute run backs so you can't learn them unless you're autistic
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:19:14 AM
No.536559292
I've played 18 games in the past 23 hours. And none of them used Revenant. 0.
What's going on? Is Revenant really so unpopular these days?
I've been focusing on the powered up dogs and libra, if that matters.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:19:25 AM
No.536559314
>>536560587
>>536599630
>>536559079
It's going to damage From heavily and they'll have to kill several of their projects. No more Armored Core...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:20:17 AM
No.536559397
>>536560303
Alright buddies, I think I'm going to try the reddit password. I'll report back on how you guys compare.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:20:49 AM
No.536559459
>>536558201
but you can hardswap in nightreign? it's less important because equip load and ~mindgames~ aren't concepts here but still.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:20:52 AM
No.536559465
>>536558437
>Or when /v/ spent years hyping Dragons Dogma 2 as the best game ever and the Elden Ring killer
Didnβt happen but ok
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:21:23 AM
No.536559510
>>536560850
>>536559264
I just lost my runes because the dragonkin jumped back into the corner at nok instead of fighting me where the rain hasnt reach yet.
wolf and black knife are by far the worst offenders of timewasting bullshit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:22:09 AM
No.536559576
>>536558437
/v/ has been trying to talk nioh up for years. sorry but im not playing it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:23:28 AM
No.536559723
>>536559902
>>536556836
>If people weren't buying a ps4 to play BB
Exceptβ¦ they did. YOU didnβt. But plenty of other people did. Either they kept it around because they liked it that much or they just sold it shortly after. A PS4 is not a Switch 2. No one is going to buy a handheld toddler console just for an exclusive, no matter who itβs made from. Thatβs the silly line of thinking here.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:25:12 AM
No.536559902
>>536560935
>>536559723
Obviously some people did. My point is that lots of people didn't. In fact so many people didn't buy it that there's still a large population of people hoping BB will get a PC release.
>>536559264
Black Knife Assass and the red dog are the only bosses in this game that legitiamtely make me angry enough to want to smash my controller into the table. I don't, 'cause i'm not a spaz, but they make me want to.
Stop jumping!!! STOP IT!!! AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:26:25 AM
No.536560030
>>536553908
good
>>536554696
>>536554763
ur going to have sex with me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:26:39 AM
No.536560056
>>536560538
>>536558201
>They got totally wrecked and owned
Nah, they just became Gaolmaxxers.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:26:54 AM
No.536560086
>>536560027
do you look like Miquella?
>>536558437
I think DuskBloods will be cool (or DB as we call it here in Chicago)
I'm only saying that because NightReign was actually much more fun that I expected, they've proven they can pull it off.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:27:39 AM
No.536560168
>>536560240
>>536560027
i love getting the Goga Klave at K|A Motel
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:27:53 AM
No.536560186
>>536560252
everyone here is just pretending to be gay right
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:27:57 AM
No.536560192
>>536560337
>>536553450
No one plays on Xbox man we donβt know sorry to say
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:28:26 AM
No.536560240
>>536554763
I've been queueing all bosses since hotdog's release and I haven't once gotten ED Augur. Not a single time.
>>536560168
same man. same.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:28:34 AM
No.536560252
>>536560186
I'm only prison gay, not real gay
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:28:45 AM
No.536560273
>>536558854
How dare you talk down to brahmin you disgusting dalit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:28:55 AM
No.536560303
>>536560418
>>536559397
Back now, their passwords are dead as fuck.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:29:15 AM
No.536560337
>>536560192
I meant I play on PC with an Xbox controller. I'm going to try going to 1080p, I swear something is up.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:29:30 AM
No.536560368
>>536560103
I also think that, Duskbloods looks cool but that doesn't change the fact that it will objectively flop because it's a dark pvp game on a console that has zero players interested in dark pvp games.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:29:39 AM
No.536560382
>>536551441
back in containment
>>536552282
donβt talk to yourself thanks
Marika offers you a chance to do literally anything you want to her so long as she gets to turn into Radagon and nut on your face afterwards.
Do you accept?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:29:59 AM
No.536560418
>>536560635
>>536560303
What bosses did you try?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:30:36 AM
No.536560491
>>536560404
no that's gay
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:31:09 AM
No.536560538
>>536560056
Does the goal relic stack? Then again you can stack the keys
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:31:17 AM
No.536560551
>>536560404
These days I'm just looking for help around the house, you know dishes, laundry etc.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:31:40 AM
No.536560587
>>536559314
>No more Armored Core...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:31:58 AM
No.536560617
>>536560027
Red Wolf is also immune to stagger when it summons that one glintblade.
>>536560404
fag.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:32:11 AM
No.536560635
>>536560418
Dogs and All queue
Tried straydmn and FEXTRA
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:32:52 AM
No.536560694
>>536560404
>Marika offers you a chance to do literally anything you want to her
cool, i'd like for her to make me cum with her f--
>so long as she gets to turn into Radagon and nut on your face afterwards. Do you accept?
--uck no
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:33:31 AM
No.536560772
>>536560103
> they've proven they can pull it off.
No, they didnβt. Making what they did with Nightreign and making what they do want to do with Duskbloods is like a world apart. This is cope.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:34:20 AM
No.536560850
>>536559510
>wolf and black knife are by far the worst offenders of timewasting bullshit
crater boss
oh, you are short on time and rain is closing in? don't mind me doing 10 lava charges in the row
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:34:29 AM
No.536560862
>>536562227
>>536562339
Rejoice peons, veteran Duchess player has come to save you from yourselves.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:34:55 AM
No.536560893
gg double wylders
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:35:21 AM
No.536560935
>>536559902
Doesnβt change that a lot of people also did. Having that same expectation in this particular situation here is whatβs naive, but the trend is factually there.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:36:32 AM
No.536561054
>>536561659
GG Wylder and Raider
Thanks for duplicating my Legendary raider, with the exception of the Gargoyle blade, all my slots where filled with "Increase damage when Two-Handing" so It was quite a show.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:37:46 AM
No.536561182
>>536553791
60$ patch sar
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:37:58 AM
No.536561201
>>536561284
GG wylder!
Revenant you were useless. I'm not gonna block you but let this be a lesson.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:39:01 AM
No.536561284
>>536561201
You sound upset
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:41:24 AM
No.536561509
>>536562694
>>536562858
Run with erg or start new Lies of P playthrough
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:42:52 AM
No.536561624
>>536559264
>Glitching on the terrain into 400x dash back
Nightreign field bosses in a nutshell
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:43:07 AM
No.536561642
>>536584142
>>536560027
I'm coming back off a 3 day ban to say I've been here the whole time saving all your stuff still. Gunna queue up now.
Also it is bullshit that I got banned for flirting with the Rev tranny, plenty of people post worse shit every day, some janny was just malding or something.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:43:15 AM
No.536561659
>>536561945
>>536561054
Dog made me like this GS quite a bit, fun weapon. The AOW does pretty decent damage as well.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:43:23 AM
No.536561667
All bosses 2/3
No evergaol metahomo shit pls
How many gaols are enough?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:45:17 AM
No.536561856
>>536564172
No one likes Revenants.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:45:31 AM
No.536561873
I know this is obviously a team game. But come on... If you're going to offer a solo mode make some adjustments to the dog splitting up. I have no idea how anyone besides wylder and ironeye are supposed to reasonably dodge the dogs. And even with wylder they CONSTANTLY swoosh in front of me to cut off my grapple
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:46:21 AM
No.536561945
>>536570540
>>536561659
Libra made me appreciate the Alabaster Lord's Sword and Doggo made me appreciate the Gargoyle one.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:47:36 AM
No.536562071
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:47:56 AM
No.536562102
>>536562273
>>536561841
Idek. Im switching off my gaolslop for a bit since it's getting tedious.
Honestly you can spend a bunch of time taking down one field boss and looting through PoI's and still be 100% set for the nightlord. Versus running a million calculations in your head about if it's time efficient to hit up a fort when it has the golem/crystallian in it for a key and what you should do if your teammates are running in one direction but the great church/chest is in another
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:06 AM
No.536562197
>>536561841
A single gaol for 5% buff is already on par with other damage boosts you get from relics. Anything more than 1 is just icing.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:17 AM
No.536562227
>>536562339
>>536560862
>veteran
>2 bars to leonine misbegotten
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:41 AM
No.536562273
>>536562487
>>536562102
Everyone has a key in the bag, it's usually a race to use yours first so the other guy has to find a way to use his later
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:50:22 AM
No.536562339
>>536560862
>>536562227
>smug duchess instant loss to leonine misbegotten
Hot... where's the slopbro when you need him?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:50:50 AM
No.536562409
>>536562694
I love lady knights.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:50:59 AM
No.536562429
Haven't played in a looong while (last enhanced boss I fought was the bugs when they came out).
Gonna queue up for the doggos with the password, if you get a dogshit Raider on your squad it might be me.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:51:40 AM
No.536562487
>>536562273
everyone is a VAST overexaggeration. I still see the yellow sigil relic used a lot but I don't use that shit and neither do plenty of other people. start with key would be in my ideal set though.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:52:01 AM
No.536562526
>>536558437
No, itβs definitely pretty funny too.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:52:19 AM
No.536562554
>>536558854
lmao, nice try retard.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:52:45 AM
No.536562613
>>536562936
>just got the exact same nok seed i got this morning
can you guys stop doing this?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:53:33 AM
No.536562694
>>536562858
>>536561509
The latter is the heterosexual option.
>>536562409
Too bad you have bad taste in them.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:53:56 AM
No.536562736
>>536563000
there's nothing wrong with doing gaols. especially on noklateo when there's no castle
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:55:08 AM
No.536562858
>>536565226
>>536561509
>>536562694
>Lies of (C)P
I see the pedophiles have entered the thread.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:55:53 AM
No.536562936
>>536562613
when i ran nok with gigalibra it was quite literally the same seed everytime
top left corner start, magic fort nearest poi, top left gaol with godskin duo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:56:32 AM
No.536563000
>>536563038
>>536562736
based gaolslopper. slop slop slop. gaolslop gaolslop
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:57:02 AM
No.536563038
qrd on this piece of shit?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:59:38 AM
No.536563308
>>536563582
>>536563704
>>536563094
It's the only dex hammer. Looks pretty cool. Meme r2. Besides that, nothing special.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:02:02 AM
No.536563559
>>536563094
funniest charged R2
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:02:13 AM
No.536563582
>>536563674
>>536563308
I already knew all of that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:03:12 AM
No.536563674
>>536563582
well then you know all there is to know. it's not a very complex weapon.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:03:33 AM
No.536563704
>>536563308
i didn't know any of that, thanks for informing me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:04:18 AM
No.536563781
>>536564156
>>536564238
>give halo scythe to guy because he has no holy weapons and his weapons are atrocious
>it has 60% successs damage negation, im duchess so that could have been nice but its whatever, as long as the whole team has a good weapon to use
>he doesnt use its weapon art once
fuck. we lost too.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:04:35 AM
No.536563809
>>536563893
You know a run is dead when you see an executor ever holding the cursed sword
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:05:07 AM
No.536563875
>>536560103
im hoping that duskbloods combined with the shitty sales curve the switch 2 is doomed to by its competition from handheld pcs and awful performance on multiplats will probably be the thing that forces nintendo to consider porting its third party exclusives to pc
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:05:20 AM
No.536563893
>>536563809
>You know a run is dead when you see an executor
FTFY
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:05:25 AM
No.536563902
>>536564182
>>536568519
>get double eclipse shotel on Revvie
>wylder and recluse keep going down
>stall out split dogs to get ult back so I run and heal
>wylder alt+f4s, probably assuming this is a loss
>keep rezzing recluse who keeps dying whenever doggo merges
>somehow clutch out a win solo at the end with the recluse down again
heal incantation my fucking beloved
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:06:29 AM
No.536564001
Does Wylder's grapple trig successive attacks? Pretty sure I just did it with them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:06:43 AM
No.536564031
>mfw dark night of the beast relics are uncommon rarity in the month following this rotation because even some no lifers on reddit can't beat him
feels good to have best in slot against ED Pest
>>536563094
higher than average bonus damage on charged R2
god damn indians took over my towns pizza joint and they put rotting veggies on the pizza. no quality control at all. i have been going to this pizza place since i was like 5 and complained multiple times but no improvement. its over, ill never order from there again
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:07:52 AM
No.536564147
>>536564293
>>536564976
>>536564034
both my favorite pizza places have outsourced delivery to doordash. pizza has been killed by millenials.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:07:55 AM
No.536564156
>>536563781
>making the mistake of dropping weapons for randoms
fool
hope this was a learning lesson
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:08:14 AM
No.536564172
>>536565373
>>536561856
>lvl 11
shiggydiggy
aaaand back to /coopg/ for me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:08:18 AM
No.536564182
>>536564424
>>536568519
>>536563902
Heal spells are insanely undervalued
>Starlight maxxing
>Take a cringe hit but the aggro changes
>Toss up Blessing's Boon and then hast Lord's Heal
>Pop a starlight and get back to smashing
I will never be first to run out of flasks when I do this. If you have Great Heal or Lord's Heal or Blessing's Boon you can basically consider every Starlight to be 2-3 Flasks.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:08:24 AM
No.536564193
>retards ping castle when itβs completely cleared except the boss at the top
>refuse to go
>clear multiple field bosses solo
>the other two retards literally spend the entire day 2 fighting the one boss in the castle
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:08:51 AM
No.536564238
>>536563781
unless im in erg i dont drop for passives. most randos are fuckin retarded. KEKKKKKKKKKK
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:09:27 AM
No.536564293
>>536564420
>>536564034
>>536564147
no one asked about your blog you fat fuck kys
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:09:37 AM
No.536564312
Both times i have picked up flame fortification i took it into dogs specifically to see if the fp and casting is worth it and then never actually fucking used it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:10:42 AM
No.536564420
>>536564796
>>536564976
>>536564293
Pajeet spotted
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:10:42 AM
No.536564424
>>536564182
yeah definitely, sometimes considering to not even toss away the starter seal if all the other passives are great
on revenant it's god tier as well because you can just put down a summon, if they keep aggro for just one cast they've done their job, then whack dead people with claws to get them up
I've carried way too many trios to victory with this shit when they repeatedly 3bar at 60-50%
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:14:35 AM
No.536564796
>>536564420
>reddit frog
go back there and lose some weight fat retard
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:14:45 AM
No.536564810
>>536564903
>>536563094
It looks like a literal piece of shit. Should tell you everything you need.
gg Rev and Ironeye
I swear the hitbox starts existing before the chain starts swinging. That's my only cope.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:15:39 AM
No.536564903
>>536564810
No it doesnt...?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:16:18 AM
No.536564976
>>536565096
>>536564034
>>536564147
>>536564420
I asked and I care, especially since you made an accurate nail hitting post and triggered a guardian. Well done.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:16:59 AM
No.536565048
>>536565289
>>536564837
gg i gave it my best go but man is the split phase hard to do solo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:17:26 AM
No.536565096
>>536564976
and a little too close to home, kek
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:18:08 AM
No.536565161
>>536565289
>>536564837
gg guys, I'm running out of cope for how bad I am at this boss.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:18:50 AM
No.536565226
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:19:27 AM
No.536565289
>>536565653
>>536566087
>>536564837
>>536565048
>>536565161
stop losing or you'll never get past depth 1
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:20:21 AM
No.536565373
>>536566358
>>536568519
>>536564172
Stay out of my havocs, giga shitter
lmfao what the fuck is this
>revenant throws her claws away within the first three levels
I block
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:22:31 AM
No.536565565
>>536565437
>xhe needs to be revived ever
name? for the gock list
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:22:38 AM
No.536565574
>>536565437
retard you're supposed to pick them up, they're OP for rezzing since you use a faster moveset than rev but with the same revive damage.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:22:44 AM
No.536565584
>>536565698
>>536565382
man, the tags were enough, you didn't have to show the stream itself, fuck......
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:22:55 AM
No.536565606
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:23:01 AM
No.536565612
>>536565437
I mean... I think you have a normal fist moveset while retaining the revive values if non-Rev mains use them so... Pick them up if you want to be the reviveslut I guess? Sorry but that standing R1 and R2 are just too slow for squishy Rev
>>536565289
Just you wait, I'll be the first rev main to depth 5
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:23:34 AM
No.536565680
>>536565437
it always pains me to throw the claws away but i will if i get decent passives
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:23:47 AM
No.536565698
>>536565584
>vore
>voretuber
>femboy
I'm about to queue up for the dog boss
I haven't played in a week
what do I need to know?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:24:30 AM
No.536565762
>>536565653
I'm gonna be the first inside a rev mains depths
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:25:05 AM
No.536565829
>>536565704
big AoE attacks are about to ruin ur day unless your team is good.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:25:11 AM
No.536565832
>>536565653
it'll be a chinese rev main using CEkino actually
>>536565704
fire bad
you want fire negation passives, negation passives
if you deny him his sideways rp-walk by attacking he gets angry and will hurt more
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:25:20 AM
No.536565849
>>536565704
oh fuck hurry it's 3/3 and we're loading in
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:25:27 AM
No.536565860
I was 28 runes short of level 15!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:25:36 AM
No.536565872
>>536566028
What relics should I use with Ironeye?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:26:27 AM
No.536565959
triple ironeye rotten woods queue up
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:27:04 AM
No.536566028
>>536565872
any relic with +1 skill use is essential
Besides that, it's up to your personal choice. I prefer relics that make you tankier because he's pretty fragile. Evergaol relic is also always good.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:27:39 AM
No.536566087
>>536565289
>>536565653
no one cares about your anal sex go away
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:28:00 AM
No.536566123
>>536566271
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:28:28 AM
No.536566162
>>536566267
>>536593557
I'm a mush-esque player with some tones of shiftyduck, terr, sludge merchant, and slugma. i guess I'd say I have a B-core playstyle with S-core knowledge and execution.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:29:40 AM
No.536566267
>>536566368
>>536566162
melimeli is so cute
I want to rape her so bad
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:29:42 AM
No.536566271
>>536566123
3/4 of SotE price for two armor sets yeah no, 15 is the absolute upper limit for something like this but probably more like 5-10
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:30:31 AM
No.536566358
>>536568519
>>536565373
post cata banners with timestamp or stfu
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:30:38 AM
No.536566368
>>536566426
>>536566267
You shouldn't want to rape something just because it's cute
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:31:18 AM
No.536566426
>>536566368
how else can I express my feelings to someone cute?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:32:54 AM
No.536566568
>>536570273
any real elden ring gamers or is the thread just nightreign and discord drama now
>>536555076
sane ryan is very garbage at the game it hurts to watch
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:33:28 AM
No.536566616
>>536565382
>Autistic
Who could've guessed
gg Duch and Wyld, that was basically a perfect seed for routing, I've never cleared every gaol before, and we were only one boss away from every major boss too. Sorry I almost threw at the end, I kept getting one shot while trying to drink after getting revived, it was just a sad chain.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:35:50 AM
No.536566834
>launch Nightreign
>game updates before launching
>game finally now runs at my refresh rate
okay...?
2/3 erg
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:36:08 AM
No.536566861
>>536568545
>>536566643
forgot pic lel
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:40:35 AM
No.536567261
>>536549765
>>536549765
>>536549765
>>536549765
>no rebuttals
lol you fucking discord troons know I'm right
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:43:45 AM
No.536567551
>>536568747
birdGAWD with the clutch, i heckin kneel
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:43:46 AM
No.536567560
>>536567724
>>536569892
>never marks
>never R2's
>never buffs bow
the sign of a carried ironeye.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:45:43 AM
No.536567724
>>536567795
>>536567887
>>536567560
bow R2 fucking sucks, it's only useful at melee range and it's barely worth it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:46:37 AM
No.536567795
>>536567898
>>536567724
carried shitter
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:47:33 AM
No.536567887
>>536567724
Fag. Carried shitter. Fuck you.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:47:38 AM
No.536567898
>>536567795
I've done depth 5 runs while you don't even have a rank yet
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:54:01 AM
No.536568519
>>536568641
>>536563902
>>536564182
Sisters you understand too! I've been noticing that heal incantations are actually so good. Not needing to waste a flask on small chip damage to make sure you always have full HP for the damage negation is beyond comfy.
>>536565373
>>536566358
Rejects in MY /erg/?
>Last Havoc 40 I did my friend posted my damage and kills
>2.85 million damage (not even 3 million I'm ledging IRL)
>2200 kills
Bless the holy Infernus Staff!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:54:17 AM
No.536568545
>>536566643
>>536566861
gg thanks for the axe of godfrey drop
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:55:11 AM
No.536568641
>>536568910
>>536568519
do you look like that?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:56:18 AM
No.536568747
>>536568867
>>536569795
>>536567551
ggs
my fucking ult is never ready when I need it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:57:32 AM
No.536568867
>>536569282
>>536568641
Yes, but I smile a lot more.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:58:51 AM
No.536568983
>>536566643
Iβll put my perfect seed in you slut
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:59:05 AM
No.536569010
>>536569269
>>536568910
Do you watch any streamers?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:59:26 AM
No.536569040
>>536569269
>>536568910
is 8 starlight shards enough for a paizuri?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:00:10 AM
No.536569106
>>536569275
ass to ass
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:00:24 AM
No.536569117
>>536569231
>>536569528
I already did my Pantheon 5 in like January. Just waiting for Silksong to come out with erg now.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:01:40 AM
No.536569231
>>536569117
oh yeah silksong got announced
I only played hollow knight last year so I kinda don't care about the hype
>>536569010
Not currently. I usually only watch them for whatever game I'm playing. My friend showed me distortion and lilaggy and his girlfriend for souls stuff and I've watched that blonde girl who streams nightreign a few times. Who do you watch?
>>536569040
That's more than enough to do it for you handsome.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:02:07 AM
No.536569275
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:02:11 AM
No.536569282
>>536568867
it's just a joke
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:03:16 AM
No.536569385
>>536569269
I watch sane ryan, he's my hero
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:04:08 AM
No.536569461
>>536570201
>>536569269
Mainly just Northernlion and some dangheesling (the guy who took 5000 attempts on malenia)
I don't follow a lot of souls core content creators but I dabble in some lilaggy and lobosjr
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:04:35 AM
No.536569508
>>536568910
post chompers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:04:47 AM
No.536569528
>>536569749
>>536590268
>>536569117
I still haven't finished p4 and p5. Probably never will.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:05:19 AM
No.536569575
>>536570201
>>536569269
I throb a little whenever you call me handsome...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:05:25 AM
No.536569586
>>536569796
>Reviving people during the three fire wave hotdog attack and deflecting with my suncatcher
Very kino and not actually hard but damn I feel cool doing it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:14 AM
No.536569749
>>536590268
>>536569528
It was so satisfying. Both the boss learning and charm build tinkering.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:28 AM
No.536569770
>>536565704
welp that was the worst I've played since I bought the game
probably earned my place on 2 blocklists after that
but at least we won
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:33 AM
No.536569781
>>536569910
gg rev and exe. we won (bigly).
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:43 AM
No.536569795
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:42 AM
No.536569796
>>536590426
>>536569586
>damn I feel cool doing it
I love it when that happens. brings a little joy to my life
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:54 AM
No.536569809
>>536569910
>>536565704
>1020x548 low
you're poor
>>536569269
>Who do you watch?
I'm watching anything related the fallout of the Destiny admission right now. There's a grifter feeding frenzy going on right now between his most devout and the apostates.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:08:50 AM
No.536569891
>>536570356
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:08:51 AM
No.536569892
>>536567560
many ironeye, raider and to some extent wylder players are unfortunately carried by their character to such an extent they don't learn how to play
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:08:59 AM
No.536569910
>>536570369
>>536569781
lol thankfully, I played like unbelievable shit there. I think I set a record for most downs in a round
>>536569809
I shrank the .png to upload it retard
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:09:03 AM
No.536569918
>>536569974
>clutch up in solo
>Spill spaghetti with erg
Kill me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:09:46 AM
No.536569974
>>536570041
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:09:50 AM
No.536569981
>>536570113
So when are these new classes meant to be coming out?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:10:31 AM
No.536570041
>>536570086
>>536570164
>>536569974
Okay! MMMM MMMEMWNENNWMQQKWJAAAHWHAHHHHHH MWAH BEHEMENELEHELEHENEKEH
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:11:18 AM
No.536570086
>>536570041
I feel violated
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:11:35 AM
No.536570113
>>536569981
I just realized I don't care. No movement options/diverse melee stats = I stay on wylder.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:12:11 AM
No.536570160
>>536570317
>>536573642
Best boss in elden ring is morgott
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:12:15 AM
No.536570164
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:12:26 AM
No.536570178
>>536570278
>>536570639
GG ironeye, other rev. this was my first match with /erg/ and wow you're way better than randos
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:12:45 AM
No.536570201
>>536570449
>>536570898
>>536569461
Oh I've seen northernlion a few times. I watched him do some sort of little baseball game thing recently that was really funny to see. lobosjr sounds familiar, I think I watched him do speed run content as the stuff I watched while eating for a while. I've watched q something for solo nightreign content as well, but it's not very exciting. They're way too good at the game. When depths comes out I'll be really excited to see how good people are.
Oh, I did actually watch that Guardian from here who streamed a little. His mic was like 2 volume out of 100 so all you heard were random whispered words which made me laugh.
>>536569575
That's because you're a good boy~
>>536569817
Oh no, I saw something about that. The allegations that he did some stuff with underage girls right? I'll be shocked if he did nothing. Youtubers can't help themselves when they see teenagers.
/erg/, I need your help. You specifically, all anecdotal accounts.
I keep starting new characters in Elden Ring and basically doing all of Limgrave before I think stupid shit like, "Hmm, what if I build a mage that ACTUALLY doesn't pump any str or dex, I'll have so many stats for INT! I'll just use the rapier!"
But right now I have 3 characters that I keep switching between.
1.) Bloodhound fang/twinblade/guardian spear fellow: gonna be STR 20 and DEX 60+, maybe faith
2.) Greataxe man: Hero, no dex at all, no greatsword (needs dex), big STR, using executioner's axe
3.) Monster Lancer: greatshields and counter-guards, using the lance
But since I keep bouncing between characters, I'll never beat the game so I want to know how you guys follow through with a character.
I want to beat this damn game but I want to interface with magic.
I also have a magic dude that's all the way through Liurnia but it's been well over a year since I played him.
In short, if I start over how do you build magic characters? I know how to use calculators and look up builds but when do you put points into certain stats? I keep putting VIG at 40 and calling it done until endgame when I'll pump it to 60, then if it's a heavy armor character I get END to 25 because that's "done" and then it's time to pump damage stats. but by now I'm level 55 and it feels slow to have like 20 str and start pumping faith or int. 10... 11... 12... woohoo 17!
Guess I'm not touching STR until it's at like 40!
tl;dr For those of you who beat the game multiple times how do you level melee + magic? one and one? Where do you stop for VIG and END? When do you continue?
Help me stop being an indecisive faggot.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:13:38 AM
No.536570273
>>536566568
>just nightreign and discord drama now
Itβs been that near exclusively for the past 3 months
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:13:40 AM
No.536570278
>>536570639
>>536570178
that's like the first time I've won against 3dogs as ironeye, I've been shitting it up every time, gg that was clean
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:14:08 AM
No.536570317
>>536573017
>>536570160
*Runs calculations*
*Twists the knob on my wristwatch PC*
*Hologram screen pops up showing analysis*
Hm... my readings are showing this might be a trvke?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:14:30 AM
No.536570356
>>536571280
>>536569891
Destiny's a starcraft streamer turned politics/debate streamer in a revenge porn lawsuit where he was showing nudes/sex tapes around (allegedly) and they all got leaked. A few days ago one of his confidants released the video linked below after what seems like an admission that one of the people he sent the alleged revenge porn to and solicited porn back from was under the age of 17, possibly well under if the allusion to 60 gigs of pornography that she had recorded prior to talking with him is accurate.
There's a ton of surrounding drama because the guy has a borderline cult going with his viewers who will defend him to the death. It's my favorite drama so far this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi6rI29DSq4
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:14:46 AM
No.536570369
>>536569910
its ok i died a similar amount the first time i fought him, too
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:15:30 AM
No.536570429
>>536570768
>>536569817
is desTINY going to prison? please answer yes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:15:44 AM
No.536570449
>>536570201
The brain destroyer is a very viral NL clip
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:16:39 AM
No.536570528
>>536570263
I just cheat in 99999 larval tears and change my build every few hours of gameplay because limiting respecs is gay
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:16:46 AM
No.536570540
>>536561945
the gargoyle one is always strong
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:17:13 AM
No.536570594
>>536565382
>Asexual
>list of fetishes in the tags
really tired of incels trying to claim asexuality
Doggy down. Sorry Rev and Eye for playing pretty passively. Internet was dogshit the whole run.
Is /erg/ very sweaty in matches or are they chill?
>start a classic claynans ice spear run
>Peter off at altas
>Start a star fists charge attack run
>Peter off after I get my build going
I really should have just stopped after hour 300. Everything after has been going through the motions
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:18:49 AM
No.536570749
>>536570639
I love dolls so much
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:19:00 AM
No.536570768
>>536570429
It's a solid maybe. Nothing ever happens but I want to believe.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:19:05 AM
No.536570778
>>536571401
>>536570623
you're good, I didn't even notice anything. thanks for the elden stars btw.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:19:10 AM
No.536570782
>>536570639
She looks like shifty
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:19:21 AM
No.536570798
2/3 on pc
i'm queued for everything but ever darks, not sure abouit the other guy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:19:23 AM
No.536570807
>>536572873
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:19:29 AM
No.536570826
>>536570623
You were guardian so I didn't notice you were being passive. gg, it was an ez run, sorry I charged the dog but with arrow travel time it's hard to stop shooting in time when he starts his pose.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:20:12 AM
No.536570891
I hate dragons so much bros
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:20:19 AM
No.536570898
>>536571027
>>536571450
>>536570201
When are you gonna play with erg?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:20:28 AM
No.536570913
>>536571040
>>536571042
This is the aftermath of all games when Wylder and Revenant are in them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:20:40 AM
No.536570938
>>536570671
well depends on what you mean by sweaty
they do tryhard a bit and never waste time, but ive played 100+ games with the pass and never encountered any toxicity (only when i got matched with that russian cheater but i just quit instantly)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:21:44 AM
No.536571027
>>536571184
>>536571450
>>536570898
She probably sucks
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:21:50 AM
No.536571040
>>536571215
>>536570913
got a non bulge version?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:21:52 AM
No.536571042
>>536570696
I know the feeling, I've started dozens of runs I never finished once the build was complete. Leaving something in the build until the end helps, like planning to use the black knife armor set, that holds momentum for awhile.
>>536570913
Me on the left.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:22:54 AM
No.536571135
>>536571215
>>536570671
most /erg/ players are decent (better than randos) and want to win, so sort of sweaty, but overall they're pretty chill. nobody is going to hate you for being a bad player, but don't be a bad teammate.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:23:21 AM
No.536571184
>>536571450
>>536571027
I'm good enough to princess carry her
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:23:44 AM
No.536571215
>>536571040
No.
>>536571135
Kek, the cycle repeats...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:24:03 AM
No.536571239
>>536570696
im 500 hours into base ER and i had the same problem
nightreign kinda solved it for me since i can use literally any weapon for a few minutes now and then i get to try something else immediately
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:24:36 AM
No.536571280
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:24:51 AM
No.536571302
2/3 dog
rev mains please join
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:25:32 AM
No.536571378
>>536570263
if you're doing some kind of magic/melee hybrid then i recommend starting with prioritizing one but get a weapon that scales with both, so it doesn't "feel" like you're playing a pure melee for the first 60 levels or so even if statwise you basically are.
>VIG and END?
the rule of thumb i have is set your vigor to about 3/5 to 3/4 of your RL until you get to 60 (or whatever cap you're going for with your build). so at RL40 you should have 24-30 vig, RL60 36-45 etc. i don't really worry about END much early on, just bump it 1 point whenever you hit heavy load with the armor/weapons you want to use and try to get the arsenal charm / greatjar arsenal ASAP to help delay leveling it even further
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:25:45 AM
No.536571401
>>536571486
>>536570778
nobody that run used elden stars
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:26:18 AM
No.536571450
>>536571504
>>536571628
>>536570898
Probably never.
>>536571027
I'm okay I think.
>>536571184
Cute!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:26:22 AM
No.536571454
I think I've tried ed gladius with randoms ten times now and had one almost okay teammate across all of those
I'm just going to wait and see if it gets nerfed to a point where these retards can do something other than die in the first ten seconds, or if some other game comes out to draw away all the mongoloids, and if neither happens then I guess this will just be the one everdark I don't beat
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:26:44 AM
No.536571486
>>536570696
I think it helps to set a goal. I know that feel and it's usually because my "goal" is to just get my build set up and once I'm done I don't have the motivation to keep playing. So if I have another goal it feels like I still have a reason to keep playing.
>>536571401
meds now
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:27:00 AM
No.536571504
>>536572153
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:28:27 AM
No.536571628
>>536572153
>>536571450
>Probably never.
Damn, I've been keeping an eye out for the cute Rev tranny in my games, and all this time you aren't even on erg?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:28:31 AM
No.536571638
why didn't you go double rev
Why do I get so much guard related dormant powers as Wylder, is it because I keep my starting shield?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:31:55 AM
No.536571938
>>536571815
i think its just bad luck and it only affects your weapon drops
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:32:16 AM
No.536571971
>>536571815
No. Passive are pure random; nothing, not your class or inventory matter. Some weapon drops are guaranteed to be your starting weapon class, others are random. Your inventory has no effect on anything whatsoever.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:32:18 AM
No.536571975
>>536571815
I don't think there's any weighting to the passives at all, sometimes (most times) you just get given useless shit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:33:31 AM
No.536572061
>>536570671
sweaty enough to where you're guaranteed to hit level 15 and reach night 3, chill enough to have a fun time doing it nearly every time
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:34:17 AM
No.536572138
>>536572223
>>536572252
Going to do a run with randos. If someone rq's I'm just leaving the match and going back to erg. I'll let you guys know how it goes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:34:27 AM
No.536572153
>>536575314
>>536571504
>>536571628
Sorry...I'm scared to play with anyone other than randoms.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:35:01 AM
No.536572210
>>536572307
Man I'm trying to escort this NPC for a quest and he doesn't load into the fucking next zone with me when we get there.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:35:10 AM
No.536572223
>>536572263
>>536572353
>>536572138
let us know if you get anything good out of day 1 noklateo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:35:34 AM
No.536572252
>>536572403
>>536572138
which one of these is the RQ you're talking about?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:35:43 AM
No.536572263
>>536572223
you know i think i have nok active out of rng. fuck
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:36:12 AM
No.536572307
>>536572210
listen, I may not be the best player but calling me a NPC is a little rude, don't you think?
>>536572223
YOU SOUN OF A BITCH NOOOOO NO NO NO ON
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:37:16 AM
No.536572403
>>536573659
>>536572252
He means rage quits.
>>536572353
LMAOOOO
Day 1 nok is the randoms meta now. Does erg not do this? I'm good either way.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:38:38 AM
No.536572523
>>536582813
>get dropped a golden order seal with one of my favorite spells on it that also synergizes with my dragon cult relic
>spend 0.001% of a second to drop an item to pick it up
>faggot duchess proceeds to move at speeds incomprehensible to the human mind and scoops it up
>spams the glaive spell for damage even less than my lightning spear
>repeatedly dies doing so and somewhat sandbags the run trying to trade with it
>"oh haha maybe he just needs the easy holy damage?"
>doesn't even attempt to use discus on Gladius once
>uses glaive once, dies and never touches the seal again
>proceeds to get hard carried by Elden Stars anyways
I don't even care if Lansseax's Glaive isn't that good I just wanted to use something besides Spear/black flame/Discus all the time.
Im kind of out of the loop. Are we getting enhanced Heolstor?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:40:00 AM
No.536572659
>>536572706
crisis averted. we're playing normally
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:40:16 AM
No.536572681
>>536572514
Day 1 nok is worse in every way than day 2 nok except for the chance of getting grafted/marais and hitting the jackpot. It's literally just gambling.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:40:24 AM
No.536572701
>>536572946
>>536572568
A lot of people think we are, but aside from a menu icon there's no evidence for it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:40:30 AM
No.536572706
>>536572659
wtf randos aren't supposed to do that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:41:00 AM
No.536572757
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:42:12 AM
No.536572873
>>536570639
>>536570807
I have sex with girls who look like this
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:42:45 AM
No.536572915
Sorry about going down so much, I wasted the physiks doing yolo shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:42:57 AM
No.536572946
>>536572701
It would be weird if they didn't add him tbqh, but I haven't seen anything about it
I've just been playing until I beat every enhanced boss once when they come out but I think an ultra hard enhanced Heolstor could be a fun challenge to get me hooked again
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:43:04 AM
No.536572954
>>536572514
>day 1 nok is meta
>second half of day 2 is completely worthless and afk-tier because you've already done everything which closes on nok 100% of the time
this shit is fucking retarded and they're retarded for doing it.
no, we don't do that fucking garbage. What the fuck is the point? oh ho ho you get a legendary for day one!! who the fuck cares, it doesn't make a difference. everything is going to die.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:43:46 AM
No.536573017
>>536570317
You need to get your device recalibrated, junior. Thatβs the polar opposite of a trvke.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:44:32 AM
No.536573092
>>536575365
>>536570639
>master1200
Retardbro...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:45:40 AM
No.536573178
GG Raider and Guardian
Just dupe the sacred relic sword, the wave of piss will make the dog a cakewalk
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:47:30 AM
No.536573354
>>536572568
promised consort heolstor is the final DLC boss
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:47:58 AM
No.536573395
>>536572514
Once you know Noklateo's map, it's by far the easiest shifting earth to rush.
Just a bunch of Black Knifes and Mausoleum Knights that you can bully for a legendary, then dupe it multiple times.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:50:22 AM
No.536573619
>>536572353
day 1 nok is not only suboptimal (unless you get grafted/marias blade but I'm not a souls tuber with a modded increased chance so good luck with that) its also just boring as fuck since you only have like 8 minutes to sprint around that jungle gym before the storm boots you out. It also makes it to where you'll most likely have less flasks and passive buffs than an average run because you skipped everything to go Nok
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:50:25 AM
No.536573625
>>536572353
The guy who instapinged nok and got ignored is now splitting off and dying constantly. lol
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:50:35 AM
No.536573642
>>536573713
>>536580169
>>536570160
Fujoshi detected.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:50:51 AM
No.536573659
>>536573745
>>536572403
>miquer in ladies underwear with rear bulge
I am happy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:51:23 AM
No.536573713
>>536573994
>>536580169
>>536573642
I thought he was popular among yumes?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:51:41 AM
No.536573745
>>536573659
Getting paddled from behind and it hits the balls a little bit....
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:51:43 AM
No.536573749
>>536573916
>>536570263
There is absolutely no need to minmax anything, egirls have finished the game with completely retarded builds.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:53:46 AM
No.536573916
>>536573749
But... my brain.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:54:45 AM
No.536573994
>>536573713
I think both, but fujos have a worse connotation to me.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:57:17 AM
No.536574209
>>536574330
>>536574338
ggs rec and rev, nice comfy libra run
idk if the servers are having issues or i'm just on the other side of the world from you two but that game was laggy as hell for me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:58:43 AM
No.536574330
>>536580636
>>536574209
>or i'm just on the other side of the world from you two
My brother in Christ, you are Chinese.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:58:48 AM
No.536574338
>>536574209
>rev
fuck, meant raider. rare rev-less game with erg
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:00:46 AM
No.536574518
>>536572568
would be bizarre if they ever dark'd every single boss but him
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:02:11 AM
No.536574636
>>536572568
No. Everything in his boss track is already in the fight. Every other boss had their ED phase in their OST.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:03:05 AM
No.536574708
>>536572568
Maybe it's going to be the DLC boss.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:05:21 AM
No.536574890
>>536575803
>>536575953
Is it better to use the jar shard or divine beast talisman for storm blade aow?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:08:32 AM
No.536575189
>>536575242
>>536575365
gg
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:09:18 AM
No.536575242
>>536575464
>>536575189
Who is this slut sitting on his face?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:10:03 AM
No.536575314
>>536576292
>>536572153
erg is nice and friendly
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:10:33 AM
No.536575365
>>536575189
gg doogie wyldu and raidu, funny run
>>536573092
jeez fine ill save full res just for you :>
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:11:34 AM
No.536575464
>>536575242
another revkitten carried
but actually she carried me desu, I died a lot in that run
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:11:48 AM
No.536575481
>>536575549
ED Heolstor will just be Sword Saint Isshin
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:12:32 AM
No.536575549
>>536575481
And just like him will use a glock
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:12:37 AM
No.536575561
>>536575841
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:14:49 AM
No.536575763
>>536552828
Stop using objectively good skill because?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:15:19 AM
No.536575803
>>536575953
>>536576849
>>536574890
>Warrior Jar Shard boosts attack power of skills by 10%
>Enraged Divine Beast boosts potency of storms by 10%
It's the same amount of damage increase afaik. Even looking around for damage percentiles people say it's a flat 10% on both talismans. So unless there's some interaction i'm missing it should be dealer's choice. I'd be interested to know if there's a difference though.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:15:47 AM
No.536575841
>>536575561
now post the feet version of this pic
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:17:01 AM
No.536575953
>>536576263
>>536575803
warrior jar shard is 10%, alexander jar shard is 15% (and you should have that one unless you're heartless).
>>536574890
anyways, use both, the more +% modifiers you have, the more effective each one is.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:17:08 AM
No.536575963
>>536576262
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:19:31 AM
No.536576169
>>536580295
Hello, ladies... the moment you've long awaited is finally here... a Guardian is joining the queue to put your hands and hearts at ease...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:20:32 AM
No.536576262
>>536575963
where is her ass??
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:20:33 AM
No.536576263
>>536575953
Oh, right. I forgot there were two of them, I haven't played ER in ages. That's true, though. The metagame of ER is to stack damage percentages in every slot, items, gear, etc. From what I recall you can stack everything that affects what you're targeting. It's how people got certain items with high scaling to do 3~4k+ damage in PvP which was funny.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:20:57 AM
No.536576292
>>536579830
>>536575314
Yeah you guys are really cute....
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:22:50 AM
No.536576462
>>536577005
>barely have any time for Nok because we wasted the first third of the day doing other shit (I was trying to steer us towards nok but red ironeye was an ego pinger who wouldn't follow anything I pinged)
>Instead of just hitting a couple blues and sprinting to Astel he is literally full clearing the right side as if we got there at the beginning of the day???
>I literally solo'd astel to half health before even a single other person showed up, then had to run because of the rain
>green ironeye was literally just some useless shitter the whole time who might as well have been purposely throwing (just saw him using meme weapons, was NEVER with us for bosses, dying offscreen constantly, etc)
got it done anyway. they both died during the second split phase and i had to revive red ironeye before we just duo'd the grouped dog and ignored the useless downed shitter using fist weapons and ballistas. fuck both of them though, two different flavors of insufferable randos
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:27:20 AM
No.536576849
>>536576976
>>536575803
Is "skills" always weapon arts? Because they call your character skill a skill as well. Whenever I see that passive I'm never sure what it's going to apply to.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:28:42 AM
No.536576976
>>536576849
Weapon skills i'm pressure sure, like Corpse Piler.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:29:03 AM
No.536577005
>>536576462
I guess since you only need to beat dog to fight everdog, there's a lot of newer players in the queue. What's the cheevos on greeneye's profile look like?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:33:51 AM
No.536577459
sorry sp/erg/s, took a break from the game during the old triple hard modes, what did I miss?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:40:31 AM
No.536578005
>>536579060
>its one of those runs where a random makes a subtle choice that just lets you know the run is botched from the start
The amount of people that refuse to take the mines straight to that one evergaol, or through the cliffs to the lake and instead run around the entire cliff makes me want to cry.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:41:55 AM
No.536578128
>>536572353
if you arent doing noklateo day 1 you are griefing btw
a jewtuber told me that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:43:58 AM
No.536578298
>>536578476
>>536578524
>fromsoft made it so you only need to beat gladius to do ED gladius
what were they thinking?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:46:07 AM
No.536578476
>>536578298
Wonder what the requirements to start deep of night will be. Surely that would necessitate a full clear.......
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:46:44 AM
No.536578524
>>536578298
that's all everdarks
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:51:51 AM
No.536578959
>>536579451
The new relics are so fucking boring, you would think after beating the hard mode version of a boss it would add anything good or unique
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:53:14 AM
No.536579060
>>536578005
Because the game has no voice chat, text chat and dogshit communication. I blame Japan for being backwards retards when it comes to multiplayer over the player themselves.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:54:18 AM
No.536579167
GG Revenant and Raider
Double Treespear my beloved
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:56:50 AM
No.536579370
>>536581945
>>536579179
gg! not eben glose :DDD
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:57:52 AM
No.536579451
>>536578959
Wait til you hear about the depths relics
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:00:23 AM
No.536579669
>>536579179
GG, i knew you guys had it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:01:59 AM
No.536579830
>>536576292
There has to be a way we can play together and be cute...
E.Gladius is such a good boss man
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:03:39 AM
No.536579971
>>536580296
>>536579179
gg. we didnt even need astel's power since nobody died.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:03:50 AM
No.536579989
>>536580451
>>536593605
>>536579930
the pointy face reminds me of the bloodborne dog
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:05:44 AM
No.536580169
>>536580275
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:07:03 AM
No.536580272
Took a week's break time for Everdark dog.
2/3 PC
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:07:04 AM
No.536580275
>>536580169
yume is like a waifufag but a girl
so she's a husbandofag and always makes fictional guys their husbando
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:07:15 AM
No.536580295
>>536576169
Truly, the best of Dravidians.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:07:16 AM
No.536580296
>>536579971
There was no shifting earth for that run
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:08:05 AM
No.536580368
>>536580852
>>536579930
He's a good boss except that fucking explosive bite attack
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:09:00 AM
No.536580451
>>536593605
>>536579989
Yes. Thatβs where the design is from. They reused it. Like with Amelia and Malekith.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:09:12 AM
No.536580467
>>536584520
Unironically had a harder time hitting with Astel Wing r1's than with fist weapons on Gladius, such a janky hitbox. sorry for dying 4 times I'm usually not that dogshit. gg
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:11:01 AM
No.536580636
>>536574330
>My brother in Christ
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:13:13 AM
No.536580852
>>536580368
>get tilted because all my attacks are missing
>start sticking even closer to him
>he does his retarded instakill fire bite combo because its programmed to be his "get off me" attack
My Guardian activating BIRD BEAST MODE and soloing ED Gladius after his teammates get 3 barred...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:23:34 AM
No.536581789
>>536581281
>webm of fictional scene
Accurate
>have max HP increased relic
>full HP lvl 14
>increased resistances boss passive bonus
>dog 1 shots me with his arena wide AoE fire attack when im full HP
I guess damage reduction at full HP is mandatory. Absolutely fuck these random poorly telegraphed arena wide AoEs holy shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:25:13 AM
No.536581945
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:25:28 AM
No.536581974
>>536582065
if that leaked guardian relic effect is real and he becomes really good at using incantations, would you still want to use the guard counter based relics?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:25:48 AM
No.536582007
ggs wylder/ironeye, sorry for the shit build I didn't know it was nerfed.
so what was the gimmick of this everdark?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:26:04 AM
No.536582036
>>536582156
>>536579930
LIbra was actually better. Gladius is all AoE poorly telegraphed garbage, its crazy.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:26:31 AM
No.536582065
>>536581974
no I'm using the str and dex one for 2h CR2
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:26:32 AM
No.536582068
>>536581842
This boss is full of small things that annoy me like that. The split up in solo in general. The janky hitbox that fucks almost all short and thrust weapons. The literal off-screen arena-stretching fire wave in the second split up. The fire bite nonsense. Still a good fight but there's definitely some B-team jank leaking through.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:27:36 AM
No.536582145
>>536582274
>>536579930
he's ok better than libra but he was clearly designed for three players.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:27:44 AM
No.536582156
>>536582217
>>536581842
>>536582036
you'll get over it brother
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:28:33 AM
No.536582217
>>536582156
UUJOUJUUFJ:LDJLHASJL:JL:JLDSS:JLJLJLJLFAJL
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:28:36 AM
No.536582218
>>536581281
>cutting out the end where he dies
would've been the only accurate thing there
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:29:00 AM
No.536582252
>>536582805
>>536581842
Just dodge it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:29:17 AM
No.536582274
>>536582514
>>536582145
>he was clearly designed for three players.
like the rest of the game, duo and solo was added to please friendless losers.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:32:13 AM
No.536582514
>>536582274
>duo
>friendless
I havent figured out how to dodge the fire bullet drill attack when they split up but ive seen other players consistently avoid it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:33:27 AM
No.536582592
>>536582524
Spam dodge sideways
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:33:52 AM
No.536582629
>>536581281
>Raider, Duchess, and Ironeye vs Everdark Zanzibart in the Nightreign DLC
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:33:55 AM
No.536582631
>>536582524
That attack is such bullshit. The dogs are all a mile away on the edge of the arena and you can't even get them all on screen at the same time to know which one's going to attack first and where.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:34:00 AM
No.536582638
>>536582883
GG Wylder/Rev. I think i'm gonna stop taking the gradual flask passive on Gladius runs.
>>536582252
>boss shoots out fire shit along the ground
>dodge it so you have i-frames when it reaches your character
>at the end of your i-frames the fire shit along the ground explodes
>turns out the fire shit on the ground is harmless and only the explosion afterwards does damage
>literally no way to know the stuff on the ground is harmless unless you read a wiki beforehand or test it in game, no way to know about the roll catch explosion until you see it
this is called a "feint attack" and it is 1000 times worse than a "delayed attack" that so many people like to complain about, its where an attack is intentionally misleading about what is going on in an attempt to trick the opponent. Its not a fun type of thing to deal with in a game.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:36:30 AM
No.536582813
>>536572523
>Wylder/Recluse and Duchess [me]
>First stave stand only drops two
>Only is a Staff of Loss with Ancient Death Rancor
>The other is a smelly Digger Staff but with a decent but not great spell
>Feeling guilty but I keep my Staff of Loss
>Eventually find a Graven Mass
>Decide to offer it to Recluse to make peace and assuage my guilt
>She's standing there on a tombstone waiting for Night 1
>Not reacting
>Both me and Wylder dancing and pinging it
>NETWORK ERROR
>Unable to recover session
GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:37:22 AM
No.536582883
>>536583138
>>536582638
You might have lived if not for...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:37:54 AM
No.536582925
>>536583085
>>536581281
Funniest thing about this video was everyone associating with the "bad" knight and wanting him to win against the Very Special OCs (donut steal).
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:38:13 AM
No.536582946
>>536583110
>>536582805
Your temper tantrum about being bamboozles is embarassing snd wont solve any of your problems.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:39:26 AM
No.536583035
>>536582524
I use his audio q
almost immediately after the split, he goes MEOW then I press dodge
third dog growls, then it goes PING and you dodge but it's tight timing and has an after shock so need double roll.
you can also just sprint out of the way but unsafe in trios
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:39:33 AM
No.536583046
>>536583110
>>536583227
>>536582805
You wrote all of that instead of learning from your mistakes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:39:41 AM
No.536583054
>like playing Raider because big weapons and staggering bosses is fun
>he effortlessly rapes the entire game to the point where it gets boring
Depths can't come soon enough.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:40:03 AM
No.536583085
>>536584051
>>536582925
The more often I watch it the harder it is for me to believe we're supposed to root against the knight.
>>536583046
>>536582946
Sorry man i forgot you arent allowed to criticize the game design. im sure miyzaki will suck your dick for defending C-teams game.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:40:45 AM
No.536583138
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:40:53 AM
No.536583148
>>536584051
>>536589825
>>536581281
Faceless villains always need to be this badass.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:41:10 AM
No.536583175
>>536583296
>>536588946
gladius is easy
why yes, I had triple rings of light
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:41:58 AM
No.536583227
>>536583552
>>536583046
>post literally says how to beat the move
>Hurr you didnt learn from your mistakes
you are brown
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:42:01 AM
No.536583230
>>536582805
I didn't know the fire doesn't hurt you. I mean theres literally fire trails that hurt you. Make it make sense
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:42:11 AM
No.536583246
>>536589825
>>536583110
Nightreign is a mediocre c-team game but not because of the boss design (except augur he's a snoozefest)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:42:42 AM
No.536583289
>>536572568
depth 5 exclusive
>>536583175
My wedding cake better be FULL of starlight shards.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:44:07 AM
No.536583372
>>536582805
I dont even know which attack you're talking about because there's 3 ground fire moves, but all three of them can be easily dodged and I got pretty consistent at it after the 2nd run or so. Just git gud.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:44:31 AM
No.536583398
>>536581281
Am I tripping or should she have fallen right off the roof with him when she saved him. The hooded guy was falling hard and when she grabbed him she had nothing to grip for support.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:45:25 AM
No.536583459
>>536583562
>>536583296
more like starlight sharts lmao
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:45:29 AM
No.536583463
>>536582805
Anon, there isn't any need to explain that the bosses in Nightreign are dogshit, we all know it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:46:43 AM
No.536583552
>>536583764
>>536583227
Because your previous post before that is you bitching about getting hit by it and resolving to rely on damage reduction isntead if just dodging it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:46:50 AM
No.536583562
>>536583459
That shouldn't have made me laugh...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:49:33 AM
No.536583764
>>536584094
>>536583552
>Doubling down instead of just admitting the obvious mistake
Oof. This ain't it chief.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:53:08 AM
No.536584051
>>536589925
>>536583085
>>536583148
It's supposed to be the big bag from whatever storyline was going on in ESO, but he's a total chad and totally vindicated.
>Big fucking war (Three Banners War), thousands dead.
>Chad Chaddington starts up an aid org to help all those affected by the war.
>Sees the ringleaders of the war getting fat and rich without consequence, Chaddington decides to start a martial order to take them out.
>Spends years secretly building an army of disaffected peoples who suffered in the war.
>Chaddington is now important enough to invite the ringleaders of the 3BW to "peace talks" but plans to kill them.
>Is thwarted by the Good Guys.
>His charity still runs on without him cause he stashed so much bank it can basically run itself forever.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:53:20 AM
No.536584067
>>536584115
Well that's the last time I ever play with ERG on NA hours.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:53:34 AM
No.536584094
>>536583764
Nice argument, shitter.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:53:53 AM
No.536584115
>>536584067
what happened lil mans
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:54:13 AM
No.536584142
>>536584193
>>536584629
>>536560027
>>536561642
Thank god traps like Miquella dint actually exist. I dont know if I would be able to be straight
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:55:03 AM
No.536584193
>>536584263
>>536584629
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:55:59 AM
No.536584263
>>536584629
>>536584193
Shh. Let him believe.
I met a girl to ERP with and she roleplays as duchess for me and everything, it's great, but she just told me she likes to eat cotton, wtf do I do
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:58:11 AM
No.536584437
>>536584337
You want autistic retard puss you got autistic retard pussy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:58:37 AM
No.536584464
>Gelmore knight
>Cuckoo knight
>Leyndell knight
>Redman knight
>Haligtree knight
All of these enemies are bullshit placeholders enemies that should have been replaced with something cool and unique.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:59:23 AM
No.536584520
>>536584852
>>536580467
>r1ing with wing of astel
lmao even
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:00:46 AM
No.536584629
>>536584948
>>536586517
>>536584142
>>536584193
>>536584263
I've met a number of guys like him. They like anime traps and eventually work up enough courage to try one in person. The fantasy shatters and they have a meltdown either during or after.
>>536584337
That sounds great, congrats anon. That's super weird of her, but she felt safe enough with you to admit it so just ignore it. It could be much worse. Keep ERPing.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:00:51 AM
No.536584635
recluse threw that ass back and said "let's see if you can catch it" to the guardian
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:00:56 AM
No.536584638
>>536583110
I just figure it out and beat the boss instead. Are you some kind of retarded nigger tgat critqued your mouth homework instead of leaning long division?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:01:14 AM
No.536584656
>>536584756
>>536584947
Can you really call yourself an Elden Ring fan if you dont have one of these?
https://www.kumadoll.com/product-p3459131.html
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:01:36 AM
No.536584680
>>536584832
>>536583296
Do dolls like having their armpits licked?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:03:43 AM
No.536584830
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:03:46 AM
No.536584832
>>536584913
>>536586365
>>536584680
Yes. We use Endure and enjoy the tickling.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:04:04 AM
No.536584852
>>536585046
>>536584520
I was emptying by blue on L2's when I had space to do more committal attacks and R1ing otherwise. Don't be crungo.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:04:51 AM
No.536584913
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:05:18 AM
No.536584947
>>536584656
>>536584756
>When you finally hook up with an /erg/ anon and he brings this out to ask if you want a threesome
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:05:19 AM
No.536584948
>>536585235
>>536585301
>>536584629
>they have a meltdown either during or after
every single one of cute femboys have some sort of mental illness
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:06:30 AM
No.536585046
>>536585142
>>536589515
>>536584852
brother your r2 shoots lasers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:07:15 AM
No.536585107
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:07:34 AM
No.536585142
>>536585221
>>536585456
>>536585046
Yeah but r1 is faster
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:08:28 AM
No.536585221
>>536588217
>>536585142
>r1 is faster
>r2 is slower deals more damage and also fires magic for even more damage
really makes you think
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:08:37 AM
No.536585235
>>536584948
That's just what makes the bussy pop.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:09:24 AM
No.536585301
>>536584948
So do the boys seeking them. What's your point?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:11:38 AM
No.536585456
>>536588217
>>536589370
>>536585142
>anon hates free damage
I'm not surprised
Why does ED Gladius have only Margit as a night boss? I don't get why they do these weird restrictions.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:14:59 AM
No.536585712
>>536585493
dog probably has a smaller pool of bosses to not overwhelm new players
never mind that BBH is one of those bosses
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:15:09 AM
No.536585727
>>536584756
WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:16:28 AM
No.536585831
>>536585493
You can get tree sentinel and 2 royal cavalry knights too.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:17:37 AM
No.536585923
>>536589370
2/3 all bosses
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:23:27 AM
No.536586365
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:25:08 AM
No.536586517
>>536584629
Can you and I erp? I'm very horny and lonely
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:25:46 AM
No.536586580
>>536587053
GG Wylder/Rev. It really feels like when Gladius splits up, and someone goes down, their ai just goes into turbo mode on the remaining 2 people.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:25:51 AM
No.536586586
>>536586648
gg hotdog
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:26:39 AM
No.536586648
>>536587053
>>536586586
What is Rev praying for?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:31:50 AM
No.536587053
>>536587132
>>536590530
>>536586580
crazy roll-catch city when they surround you
>>536586648
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:32:50 AM
No.536587132
>>536587053
it's okay revvy, I like your dfc...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:47:33 AM
No.536588169
>>536588290
>>536550002
>Has a new Light Greatsword that has lower requirements than Milady and higher base damage
Is it the same sword as seen here? Because that just looks exactly like the Milady, which kinda sucks. I was hoping they'd add a light greatsword with a more conventional western look, with an actual cross guard, and that isn't overly fantasy looking like Leda's sword, or a fth/int weapon like Rellana's. I thought it'd be cool if they added one that looks like the silver knight sword from dark souls. Or a light greatsword that looks like a swiss sabre.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:48:14 AM
No.536588217
>>536589061
>>536589131
>>536585221
>>536585456
It's not free if you get hit for it because of the lag. Stop bullying me, I'll try more R2's next time I get the Wing.
>>536588169
The new STR knight is gonna be the meta minmaxer class like Vagabond in ER and Knight in DS3
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:52:45 AM
No.536588545
>>536588609
>>536589015
>>536588290
Whats the point of minmaxing? You can solve any of your stat issues with 15 minutes of spamming wave of gold on those red dudes at Mohg
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:53:10 AM
No.536588574
>>536588290
>more catering to STR players
not sure how to feel about this even though I liked STR in ER
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:53:47 AM
No.536588609
>>536588545
For what most people consider the pinnacle of online 1v1 combat simulators - Elden Ring pvp - which requires a level cap.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:55:11 AM
No.536588704
>random queue Wylder players keep 3barring on doggo
>Raiders also eating shit
>Guardian
it's funny to me
I hope depths mode is more of this shit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:55:29 AM
No.536588714
where are the eu neets, 1/3 for 30 minutes now
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:59:00 AM
No.536588946
>>536583175
>>536583296
Moments before consummating her marriage with Wylder
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:00:08 AM
No.536589015
>>536588290
>>536588545
I just CBF doing "builds" for ER. At least in other souls games it was pretty quick to get a build together and actually finished the game.
ER is so fucking massive that by the time I hit Raya I'm kinda bored.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:00:47 AM
No.536589061
>>536589236
>>536588217
>blaming lag
just spam r2 instead of r1 next time
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:01:02 AM
No.536589081
>>536584756
Oh my goodening maaaam!!!!! You are beautiful biggest bobs and vagine ever you come mumbai now !!!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:01:43 AM
No.536589131
>>536588217
How about I mating press you huh, how about that?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:03:22 AM
No.536589236
>>536589690
>>536589061
not net lag. startup and endlag.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:03:47 AM
No.536589268
>>536589291
GG hotdog
I'm not good at this fight
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:03:47 AM
No.536589269
I'm so really sorry
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:04:08 AM
No.536589291
>>536589268
I'm really good at this fight if you ignore the times where I get hit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:04:54 AM
No.536589336
I'm gonna change my relics for a bit but honestly if you are still running gaolslop you can keep stacking I don't really care
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:06:33 AM
No.536589445
>>536589370
kill yourself
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:07:14 AM
No.536589493
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:07:41 AM
No.536589515
>>536585046
wtf sheβs eating 4chanzβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:09:12 AM
No.536589625
>>536584337
You should probably tell her stop or that cotton is going to clog up her bowels and sheβll have some kind of burst intestine and die very painfully
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:10:10 AM
No.536589690
>>536589236
skill issue i'm afraid
but I believe in you
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:10:19 AM
No.536589702
>Wing of Astel can hit both the beam and melee attack on R2
>Frozen Needle only gets one hit if you R2 up close
make it make sense
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:11:04 AM
No.536589754
oh the needle flies off. nevermind
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:12:06 AM
No.536589825
>>536590114
>>536581281
Your shartdian canβt compare to the BWC this knight was slanginβ, Raj.
>>536583148
True.
>>536583110
>>536583246
All true.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:13:37 AM
No.536589925
>>536590585
>>536584051
is there a single person that takes the slop storyline of ESO seriously? im surprised itβs even still around at this around. then again, with the last major installment in the franchise being 15 years ago i guess it has a lot of leverage to do whatever.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:15:08 AM
No.536590009
>>536589370
Live on, you glorious cutie.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:15:51 AM
No.536590053
>>536590365
2/3 dogs? What happened to /erg/? Aren't we all gaming gamers?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:15:57 AM
No.536590060
>connection errors non stop
amazing game fuck that shit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:16:14 AM
No.536590082
>>536590271
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:16:45 AM
No.536590114
>>536590704
>>536589825
why do we keep calling birds indians when wylders are the ones constantly asking for bobs and vagene and erp?
>Ender Lilies fan
One day I'll get this reference
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:18:13 AM
No.536590192
>Want to play
>Too tired to play
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:19:06 AM
No.536590268
>>536569528
>>536569749
>giga loli revvy
*cums*
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:19:09 AM
No.536590271
>>536590082
Holy shit her fingers are massive
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:19:54 AM
No.536590315
>>536588290
>5 levels more efficient than hero
That's nuts.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:20:40 AM
No.536590365
>>536592014
>>536590053
its eepy time
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:21:25 AM
No.536590426
>>536569796
The RE one is always the best
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:22:17 AM
No.536590464
>>536590139
kojima wrote that fire
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:23:07 AM
No.536590530
>>536592097
>>536587053
Boob insecurity in girls is always so cute <3
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:11 AM
No.536590585
>>536589925
>is there a single person that takes the slop storyline of ESO seriously?
Dunno. I just always find it funny when we're shown the literally coolest thing ever (lone knight soloing three OCs) and we're told we lack the literacy to understand the message.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:38 AM
No.536590614
>>536590139
That image has nothing to do with Ender Lilies and is one of the most tragic events in gaming history.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:50 AM
No.536590626
>get DLC
>loot pool is now diluted by the ridiculously bad Radahn Greatsword (Light)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:26:12 AM
No.536590704
>>536590114
maybe if guardians werenβt so smelly and ugly they could erp too
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:28:12 AM
No.536590818
I never apologize for making mistakes on Revenant because a real brat like me never says sorry
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:35:50 AM
No.536591229
>>536592037
GG Recluse/Rev. Glad I got the Sword of Milos so I could at least debuff the boss for yall. I didn't get much else in that run and half my passive options ended up being poise.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:40:28 AM
No.536591503
>>536591556
>>536591707
gladius is har-
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:41:15 AM
No.536591549
just beat doggo with an icerind hatchet and a random stars of ruin staff on revenant or perhaps revacluse
never had such cursed loot drops before
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:41:19 AM
No.536591556
>>536591503
People get these? I thought only reward was increase sorc/incant for melees and blocking/parrying for casters.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:44:07 AM
No.536591707
>>536592064
>>536591503
*still oneshot you*
>None of the DLC remembrance weapons, except Polearm of the Bud and Greatsword of Damnation, can keep up with Depth 5 because they're slow as fuck
What did Fromsoft meant by this
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:46:16 AM
No.536591834
>>536592120
>>536592769
I love this sword.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:46:18 AM
No.536591835
>>536591708
Anon really expects me to believe sword lance and rellana twins sword don't make it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:48:50 AM
No.536591970
>>536591708
>wont be able to use miquella's orbital strike
owari da
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:49:40 AM
No.536592014
>>536590365
sleep tight cutie
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:49:41 AM
No.536592015
>>536592050
>>536592367
>>536591708
I legit have no idea whether these posts are informed by genuine leaks, or if they're just schizo bait.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:50:02 AM
No.536592037
>>536591229
gg I prob should stop being too comfy on recluse. keep getting animation lock from spamming too much.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:50:28 AM
No.536592050
>>536592135
>>536592289
>>536592015
Try using the Sunflower against Depth 5 rats when it comes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:50:42 AM
No.536592064
>>536591707
*takes 10 damage from a 3x damage buff stacked ground explosion*
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:51:11 AM
No.536592097
>>536590530
Are you Recluse tier or Rev tier?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:51:52 AM
No.536592120
>>536592310
>>536591834
I love that passive
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:52:06 AM
No.536592135
>>536592050
could heolstor beat a depth 5 rat
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:54:45 AM
No.536592289
>>536592050
>Try using the Sunflower against Depth 5 rats when it comes
I'll write this down for later. TYVM
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:55:00 AM
No.536592310
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:56:17 AM
No.536592367
>>536592450
>>536592015
It's just people overreacting to the depth mode scaling while knowing nothing about the broken relic and weapon passive effects that will balance things out.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:57:15 AM
No.536592421
>worrying about Depth 5 when Euphoria can delete D5 Gladius without buffs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:57:38 AM
No.536592448
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:57:39 AM
No.536592450
>>536592591
>>536592367
Yeah, my strength revenant with increased torch drop rate will carry.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:57:48 AM
No.536592460
>game refuses to lock onto teammates while an enemy is nearby in every single run for the eternity of Nightreign history
>decides to swing my camera 180 degrees to lock on to my teammate while I'm trying to recenter my camera to avoid the giant fire wave after the taunt
I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:00:05 AM
No.536592591
>>536592450
>Revenant after getting Nanaya's Torch
they should add super royal rat vanguard as a night 1 boss
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:02:36 AM
No.536592718
gg dog squad. got killed trying to pick up cipher pitas at troll castle but i forgot fist weapons are shit on this boss anyway
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:02:42 AM
No.536592723
>>536592791
>>536592686
that's just wormface
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:03:27 AM
No.536592759
>>536592686
they should add a map seed where every enemy is a rat
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:03:39 AM
No.536592769
>>536591834
I just did that earlier today
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:03:58 AM
No.536592791
>>536592723
no no
we need an entire field covered in rats
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:04:01 AM
No.536592796
>>536592892
gg dog
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:04:09 AM
No.536592806
>>536592686
Royal Rat Authority would go pretty hard
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:04:46 AM
No.536592838
>>536592884
>>536593107
>queue randoms as wylder
>teammates are bird and ironeye
>route for them, they can barely keep up with me
>ironeye barely marks
>we get to castle
>ironeye goes down twice but gets revived
>eventually he leaves while we're heading to the lake
>check steam profile
>amerimutt furtroon
hey fuck you furshitter me and birdbro finished the run on our own
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:05:41 AM
No.536592884
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:05:48 AM
No.536592892
>>536592796
Its over doggo, I have the highground
Are chinese players leavers?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:07:22 AM
No.536592975
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:08:07 AM
No.536593023
I like the Starscourge swords giving me horns
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:08:19 AM
No.536593038
>>536592950
depends on if they find their day 1 grafted/marais or not
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:08:32 AM
No.536593051
everything went wrong all day but i still won every match. just kill me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:08:40 AM
No.536593062
>>536592950
>rando pinged noklateo day 1
>tfw
i know i am
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:09:09 AM
No.536593093
>>536593153
>>536594136
Anyone else disappointed that there is only 3 waifus in nightreign out of 10 playable characters? (dlc characters are both males....)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:09:24 AM
No.536593107
>>536593576
>>536592838
>>queue randoms
stopped reading there
play better next time
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:10:01 AM
No.536593153
>>536593275
>>536593093
The director is very gay so it makes sense. What I am disappointed in is no femboy/trans character. Revenant is basically that, but not quite.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:10:18 AM
No.536593170
>>536594296
Chinese players are just sweatshop slaves hired to grind out runs to make those day 1 mario/grafty videos.
Kind of reminds me of that one conspiracy/meme that all of those "Which Characters Can Fly Over x" smash bros videos were made by like underpaid chinese workers KEK
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:11:05 AM
No.536593221
>>536590139
Why did you post this image?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:12:06 AM
No.536593275
>>536593153
Why do amerilards love their DEI troons so much? Is this the modern audience they were speaking of?
Okay. I'm going to quit Nightreign for real. I can't keep letting this game consume my life. All I do is think about Nightreign and all day I have /erg/ open and then I play Nightreign for multiple hours. No more Nightreign, this has to stop now.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:13:32 AM
No.536593367
>>536593419
>>536593315
queue up bitch we 2/3 in here
>>536593367
I uninstalled it. I'm free. I'm never even going to open Steam for the next 10 days and I'm blocking /vg/ on firefox.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:15:04 AM
No.536593449
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:15:26 AM
No.536593473
>>536593315
see you tomorrow
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:16:44 AM
No.536593557
>>536566162
So you're a giga retard?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:16:58 AM
No.536593576
>>536593978
>>536593107
i carry randoms literally every time moron
>>536593419
alright cya tomorrow
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:17:30 AM
No.536593603
>>536593497
Look at him go :D
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:17:32 AM
No.536593605
>>536579989
>>536580451
they really don't look similar at all
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:18:21 AM
No.536593637
>>536593315
Bro has been playing the same map every day for months oh my goodness
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:20:51 AM
No.536593774
>>536593890
>>536593315
i killed ED gladius like 15 or so times thursday/friday and now I'm taking a break till whatever new content comes out, idk why you people play it everyday as if somehow the experience will change significantly
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:22:47 AM
No.536593890
>>536594005
>>536593315
>>536593774
Stop doing so many runs in one day
You're only supposed to do 3-5 a day
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:22:50 AM
No.536593894
holy shit we took 15 minutes to kill dogs. colossal weapon/greatbow just does not work well for this boss.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:24:12 AM
No.536593978
>>536594241
>>536593576
>i carry randoms
>except when I can't I cry
I think you are doing great and I believe in you
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:24:17 AM
No.536593981
>>536593497
Poppa rumbo-rumbo, hey, Poppa Joe, coconut
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:24:24 AM
No.536593984
>>536594079
What was that run. I got three grafted dragons but no holy spells and no sorcerer's rises so I actually ran out of fp for the first time in 300 hours.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:24:47 AM
No.536594005
>>536593890
hmmm how about 0 runs per day until depths comes out
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:26:00 AM
No.536594074
fucking useless revenant players man
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:26:01 AM
No.536594079
>>536593984
I didn't expect us to win with those weapons drop desu.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:27:02 AM
No.536594136
>>536593093
>dlc characters are both males....
stop spreading this misinfo, only the HERO_BUFFER had its lines leaked. HERO_ATTACKER remains unknown
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:28:22 AM
No.536594209
>>536594328
Really hate when I keep trying to switch lock on but nothing happens but when I am not trying to camera would lock 540 spinning into guy not even in view
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:28:49 AM
No.536594241
>>536595352
>>536593978
huh? i said we finished and won the run, you dumb retarded 0 iq gorilla nigger
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:29:46 AM
No.536594296
>>536593170
chinese players tend to be a special type of retard somehow
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:30:19 AM
No.536594328
>>536594209
Works on my machine. Maybe your game is detecting that you're a low-skill player and responding accordingly.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:31:21 AM
No.536594405
>got elden stars
easiest gladius today
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:33:16 AM
No.536594525
>mistime a roll late
>get punished properly
>except roll is now queued
>do a roll
>enemy hits me with quick combo
>get punished again
>cannot roll in between quick combos
>die
atleast depths will just kill me in first hit instead of making me suffer
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:33:23 AM
No.536594530
Elden Stars break the moooooooOOOold
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:33:41 AM
No.536594552
>>536594667
>randoms on 3 bars
>resurrect them
>they immediately die right after
what do
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:35:36 AM
No.536594667
>>536594552
resurrect them again (and die)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:40:22 AM
No.536594954
>>536595008
there are a lot of russian players arent there? I get a lot of them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:41:18 AM
No.536595008
>>536595083
>>536594954
It's more chinks than orcs for me personally
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:42:30 AM
No.536595083
>>536595008
those too, a surprising amount
I wish regional matchmaking actually worked instead of "Japan" and "Not-Japan"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:43:49 AM
No.536595168
queuing dog
revbabes please join
I can't beat the dogs, anybody got any tips?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:46:55 AM
No.536595352
>>536595585
>>536594241
No you didn't
And even if you did it wouldn't change what I said
Faggot
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:50:13 AM
No.536595548
>>536595326
become the dog
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:50:51 AM
No.536595585
>>536597032
>>536595352
>no you didn't
uh oh
looks like everything you said is now wrong! how embarrassing.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:51:55 AM
No.536595654
>>536593497
Is that a soft shell rumbumkin acrustaecinle?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:52:01 AM
No.536595662
gg dog
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:52:04 AM
No.536595665
>>536595326
get fire resist
if you are uncomfortable dealing with 2-3 dogs be very defensive and play safe on splits if you are the target
just get used to his roll timings, they aren't that bad
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:55:19 AM
No.536595859
>>536596126
2/3 for hotdogs
queue up
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:55:31 AM
No.536595874
>>536595326
>3x sword to flames drag, hoelstor attack, spin2win
Stay close
>Explosions
Stay back
Other than that my best advice for an easy would be
>buy 2x purple dmg negation perfume and convert damage to hp if you want to ignore hoelstor attack
>always focus a holy weapon
>I personally donβt like doing cqc skills since they never land due to the nature of the way hotdog moves
>tracking skills like blade of calling are insane, especially if you can constantly land headshots
>dmg negation, especially fire should be priority
>split dogs are very, very easy to attack but if you arenβt comfortable with a mosh pit just run away and one dog will chase you
>typically when he goes split dog in phase 2 the sword dog will do the attack buff stance so donβt attack that one right away
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:57:59 AM
No.536596010
>>536596228
I am so ready for caster Raider
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:59:54 AM
No.536596126
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:01:31 AM
No.536596228
>>536596424
>>536596010
>recluse and raiders will now fight each other over staves
that's gonna be fun to watch
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:04:06 AM
No.536596398
It's time for videogames!
We're 2/3.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:04:32 AM
No.536596424
>>536596493
>>536596228
Raiders taking staves
Guardians taking incantations
I'm going to be SEETHING. It's gonna be this, but looking at Guardian and Raider.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:05:25 AM
No.536596472
Good Morning Sirs
I Guardian will now join even computer agrees very pro
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:05:44 AM
No.536596493
>>536596816
>>536596424
>revenants taking greatswords, ultra greatswords and any colossal weapons
>this will piss off wylders and raiders
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:06:25 AM
No.536596542
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:06:43 AM
No.536596559
That was much easier. Too bad the Marais sword dropped so late.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:06:58 AM
No.536596575
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:07:07 AM
No.536596590
>>536596470
Is the bottom one a Jew?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:10:40 AM
No.536596816
>>536596879
>>536596493
The perfect ecosystem where everyone is mad at each other...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:11:46 AM
No.536596879
>>536596994
>>536596816
>team game
>players are primarily selfish shits
>run could actually be perfect and very easy if they weren't
many such cases
>>536596879
Right? Just give things to each other. Everyone is happy that way. They spin, they get excited, they emote at you, they call you beautiful. Sharing is caring and sharing is winning.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:14:08 AM
No.536597032
>>536595585
..ok, I'm glad you won and all, but you still didn't say you won the run in your op
but good job you whiny faggot
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:14:45 AM
No.536597080
>>536597107
>>536596994
>give guardian the holy tree spear
>he doesn't give me the seal with the discus
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:15:09 AM
No.536597107
>>536597080
Only one choice and that's to give him the gock.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:16:33 AM
No.536597205
>>536597605
>>536596994
We gotta move to farm the next area no time to emote and larp with you faggots just drop the damn thing and go
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:17:05 AM
No.536597241
If I join an erg game can one/two of you carry me through the dogs, I'm not very good but I drop gear for other players if its good for them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:17:56 AM
No.536597297
>>536597398
I always sprint to the first cathedral/castle poi and steal all the stages and seals and drop them in random places and ping them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:18:07 AM
No.536597313
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:19:24 AM
No.536597398
>>536597297
>I always sprint to the first cathedral/castle poi and steal all the stages and seals and drop them in random places
based
>and ping them
nevermind, cringe
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:19:43 AM
No.536597425
>>536597629
>>536596994
>Check inventory of player
>They have blue gear that'd be useful for me but they are hoarding it
>Check their inventory after next boss
>Gear is nowhere to be found
>Not even near boss
I wish people would ping their drops
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:22:59 AM
No.536597605
>>536597884
>>536599034
>>536597205
It's okay to take a little bit of time to bond with your teammates anon. You can give me a hug after I drop you a weapon that's good for you!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:23:26 AM
No.536597629
>>536597691
>>536597921
>>536597425
the opposite is the guy that drops gear you don't need, waits next to it and pings it two more times
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:24:24 AM
No.536597689
>>536597759
>>536596994
You're beautiful
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:24:26 AM
No.536597691
>>536597782
>>536597629
hey bro did you see this boiled prawn here, how about this neutralizing bolus. this firepot?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:25:28 AM
No.536597759
>>536597689
<333 My beloved!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:25:47 AM
No.536597782
>>536597691
>pings magic buffing item at level 15
>by then everyone is building for holy, even the recluse with holy incantations
thanks bro
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:25:55 AM
No.536597793
gg nok dogs
next everdark will require you to emote and prattling pate in order to defeat it, how fucked is /erg/
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:03 AM
No.536597858
ggs double wylder
apologies for the 2 bar, I've been on a winning streak against 3dog and I got too cocky
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:06 AM
No.536597860
>>536597814
Finally, my time to shine
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:25 AM
No.536597884
>>536598029
>>536597605
I'd rather give you a spank
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:27:54 AM
No.536597921
>>536597629
Atleast they're trying.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:28:00 AM
No.536597927
>>536597814
it's the one thing I'm good at
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:29:28 AM
No.536598029
>>536598247
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:29:30 AM
No.536598032
>>536598102
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:30:37 AM
No.536598102
>>536598032
sorry, you were supposed to use Apololgies there, you failed the mechanic and just wiped the entire party
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:30:36 AM
No.536598104
ED Libra and both variants of Caligo feel like shitty MMO fights
they're still fun though
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:32:46 AM
No.536598247
>>536598029
God I need my face smothered by fat doll butt
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:35:47 AM
No.536598443
>>536598575
>>536600458
next four weeks won't have any content, will they
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:37:39 AM
No.536598575
>>536598443
they're adding daily login bonuses, complete that day's designated Nightlord and get double murk! (sigils not affected by the bonus)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:37:45 AM
No.536598583
>>536598805
you guys think Ranni would get mad at me for this?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:38:04 AM
No.536598606
for next 4 weeks revvy chan will be pleasing anons!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:38:10 AM
No.536598609
>>536598779
gg dog
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:39:11 AM
No.536598670
yes i'm Ranni and i'm pissed at you, anon. how dare you
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:39:50 AM
No.536598715
seems alright
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:40:44 AM
No.536598779
>>536600745
>>536598609
your friend was very cute dropping all his gear at the end, trve random spirit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:41:14 AM
No.536598805
>>536598583
where my image gone
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:42:23 AM
No.536598891
>>536598985
>>536600145
Finally passed the radar diamond with my FP bar. It feels good having such a huge bar.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:44:01 AM
No.536598985
>>536599503
>>536600145
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:44:47 AM
No.536599034
>>536599429
>>536599503
>>536597605
No its not you fat tranny fuck, I'd fuck you in the ass to teach you a lesson but you'd probably enjoy that and I'll end up crying in the shower in shame and regret.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:51:39 AM
No.536599429
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:52:16 AM
No.536599471
>>536599573
>>536599943
geeg
it was a struggle bus but we did it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:52:51 AM
No.536599503
>>536598985
It's beyond beautiful...I kneel...
>>536599034
LOL incredibly accurate. Once you're out of the shower come here I'll hold you and tell you it's all right.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:54:19 AM
No.536599573
>>536599943
>>536601636
>>536599471
also:
show off lmao
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:55:03 AM
No.536599630
>>536559314
i trust they will learn a valuable lesson from it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:00:20 AM
No.536599943
>>536599573
>>536599471
gg, glad we didn't burn through the General Knoxx buff
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:03:47 AM
No.536600143
>>536600756
>>536601668
item share relic is more broken than the gaol relic
one exalted flesh turns into +60% physical damage increase
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:03:46 AM
No.536600145
>>536600546
>>536598985
>>536598891
Still trying to hit the 600 mark. The highest I got was 593.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:03:54 AM
No.536600151
>>536584756
canon melina is flat as a board
*miss*
*miss*
*miss*
I love good hitboxes but MAAAAAAAAN
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:06:17 AM
No.536600316
>>536600212
why the fuck you attackin the air lil bro
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:06:53 AM
No.536600349
>>536600639
>>536600212
>attacking the air
name?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:08:34 AM
No.536600458
>>536600874
>>536598443
Triple everdarks!
Minor QoL patches!
Libra nerf!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:10:05 AM
No.536600546
>>536602354
>>536600145
Itβs gorgeous! What is your build? Iβve been running 3bug and 3+seals a lot more. Iβm eager to get a 3rd seal with mind+3 and something useful and a 3+ seal with mind+3
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:11:33 AM
No.536600639
>>536600349
Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:12:16 AM
No.536600674
>>536600212
1st R1: Clearly missed.
2nd R1: Missed due to spacing (bad depth vision).
3rd and 4th R1: Very close, but accurate hitboxes and short weapon reach make these reasonable misses.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:13:18 AM
No.536600745
>>536598779
yea lol he was pretty happy not jobbing against the dog this time around
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:13:29 AM
No.536600756
>>536600143
if i see a revenant with one I get a lot of fp randomly, it's funny
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:15:43 AM
No.536600874
>>536600458
Libra won't be nerfed
nothing ever happens
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:29:11 AM
No.536601636
>>536601989
>>536602264
>>536599573
hah, glad someone saw that. also did the totem jump into the city to catch up after grabbing the far west flask church.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:29:37 AM
No.536601668
>>536600143
don't replace my crab bro
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:34:46 AM
No.536601989
>>536601636
>both teammates deathblighted
Are you guys actually retarded
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:35:31 AM
No.536602026
*uses Law of Regression on everyone on this thread*
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:36:00 AM
No.536602071
>>536600212
This is why single hand dagger Duchess is goated for this fight, it has a little bit of a lunging reach just mashing basic attacks
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:36:40 AM
No.536602120
>>536602193
>>536602259
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:37:50 AM
No.536602193
>>536602120
definitely not worth the amount of time wasted
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:39:04 AM
No.536602259
>>536602120
Sounds like something a coward might say.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:39:08 AM
No.536602264
>>536602356
>>536601636
Also for whatever reason those fuckers have 40 in holy negation and 0 in everything else even though they get stunned by healing
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:40:32 AM
No.536602354
>>536600546
3bug, 3seals, +2 mind
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:40:33 AM
No.536602356
>>536602264
because they're the corpses of golden people anon...come on...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:41:35 AM
No.536602431