Thread 536604134

3D Edition

Previous Pippins: >>536569387

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
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-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
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-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

>>536604134 (OP)
wow why are they so fat and ugly? you goon to this?

>>536604215
have $10 and a shrimp my beloved

I Didn't dream about smooching Kris... I'm going to need radical measures...

every mercedes benz is personalized

>>536604416
Are you going to use that $10 to pay for the rest of the poem?

>>536603918
Hold up.....

gote

>>536604145
Mystery Man is basically Gaster going “oh, you want to be the angel that badly, I will make you my body!”
So Michael the cat gets the horrible fate he has given to his victims (Spamton and Dess).

It’s a massive spoiler for Deltarune’s story.

Papyrus being the undead spirit housing himself a vessel meant to resemble Dess gives me soo soo soo many questions. Since it’s like he’s trying to be like her for some reason. And Kris acts kinda freaked out by him.

He also shows up in every dark world Dess and Kris made.

>>536604520
Doesn't dess have hooves?

>>536604495
Yes, but keep the change.

>>536604554
boat

>>536604447
Mine is cursed with being conksucky and confused by Susieisms

>>536604585
That's Noelle.
Noelle can't wear shoes because she has hooves but I mean Dess' room got a BUNCH of normal human shoes....

>>536604560
FRIEND is Nyarlathotep

>>536604595
Ahem...

>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,
>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST
>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST
>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS
>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES
>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT
>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT
>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE
>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE
>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM
>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!
>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES
>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIME!
>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!
>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!

>>536604669
remember that noelle's room has fucked up perspective and a mistake isnt impossible

>>536604769
Truly excellent.

If Dress is Chara, Asriel x Dess becomes incest by proxy. The meltdowns, oh the meltdowns...

>>536604513
Don’t think so.
It’s more likely that Papyus actually looks human in the dark world or some form of him still lingers in them:

>>536604916
>meltdowns
would be funny

>>536604834
Noelle's room and the Holiday mansion as a whole are fucked up and non-Euclidean. This is due to Darkness leaks from the basement and FRIEND's fat ass corrupting it further

>>536604937
Papyrus was literally based off Dedan lol

>>536604916
is toby enough of a chad to make any existing ships incest

>>536604134 (OP)
FINALLY AN OP PIC I CAN GOON TO

>>536605034
Yeah
Endogeny's family talks about it

>* I'M NOT DRESS!
>* BUT I'M CHARA!

>>536605127
>tfw no deltarune sister to have incest with

>>536604916
not incest if they're not blood related
MY personal issue with it is that Kris is supposed to be "Chara" like he is meant to be a mix of Chara and Frisk.
If anything wouldn't it make even more sense for Dess to be Frisk?

>>536604731
Satan/Lucifer makes more sense/

>>536605034
It's technically not a canon ship so he can do whatever. Would he change the direction of the game to avoid offending the fanbase? I think he's s coward but not to that extent

>>536605034
>>536605127
>* Hmmm, now that our parents are the same entity...
>* Does that mean I'm married to my sister?
>* Wait, we're dogs.
>* That stuff's normal.

>>536604916
I'm proship now
Fuck it it's all art, who gives a fuck about drawings or fictional written lolis
I will ship Noelle and Dess and there's nothing the 12 year olds can do to about it

>>536605237
nta but dess has some parallels and connections to chara so it wouldnt be that problematic

>>536605237
Maybe she has Frisk's color palette in the light world? The biggest argument against this theory is that Toby would never canonically she/her Frisk because the fandom would assassinate him for his pronoun crimes.

>>536605371
I'm torn on it either ways

>deltarune is just what Chara does with the world and your soul after a genocide run
>Kris is Frisk
>Ralsei is Asriel
>Sans is Sans but he remembers youre genocides
>All of the monsters dead in UT are brought back to life with Determination from the amalgamates
>it’s why Rudy is alive
>a neutral ending of Deltarune will be Kris and Sans being transported to Undertale
>this causes the events of Deltarune
>which causes the events of Undertale

>>536605350
Based. What secretly problematic kink do you think Toby is into? Incest? Cub porn?

>>536605237
Frisk is the Flowey of Chara holding Chara’s and Asriel’s souls

Even Flowey is not the real Asriel.

>>536605416
trueee
Kris has Chara's scheme on the light world but Frisk's on the dark world so I guess you could do the opposite to Dess....
but I also just really want Frisk AND Chara to just be Asriel college friends who don't have anything to do with this whole mess honestly

>>536605458
yeah I personally dont think its true. Its a meme theory, lol
>>536605416
>Maybe she has Frisk's color palette in the light world?
she wears frisk clothes but looks like chara in the light world

>>536605512
gotta be NTR, asgore, mettaton and mew mew all got cucked.

>>536605512
Mindbreak, easily
Especially lesbian rape correction mindbreak

>>536605512
zoo

>>536605542
I sorta see it but I also don't... doesn't true pacifist reveal Frisk is her own person and she is only tied with chara when she starts leveling up too much? Like Chara is just dead and gone until the player wakes them up

>>536605416
Nah Frisk got she/her'd because she transed her gender. Now if you've got a problem you are transphobic, a capital offense in the people's republic of bluesky

>>536605512
shota is an obvious one given his continued association with omocat, probably loli too

I'd like Asriel and Dess (Chara) to make out pseudo-incestually, personally.

>>536605512
Toby's absolutely into hypnosis (especially CNC or just straight up rape types) and probably also agere or age regression TF. So I guess that makes him into shota or kemono cubs. God I fucking wish

>>536605512
Toby is a barafag, furry but also likes lesbians and mindbreak porn and probably a little bit of feral as well.

>>536605673
No. Frisk and Flowey are both flower people freak beings that take after two dead kids.
What caused Flowey to think he’s Asriel is no different from what makes Frisk think he’s Chara.

don't you dare...

>>536605637
Not problematic
>>536605665
Being a furry is somehow not considered problematic
>>536605647
This I can see
>>536605713
Is he friends with her? I had no clue. He strikes me as straight, so I wouldn't think he's into shota

>>536605793
>barafag
it explains the fact undertale has an entire character that's just flexing and then another set of characters who are buff gay men and you need to undress them and grope their pecs to win the fight
speaking of "pecs" white a few characters talk about having pecs in undertale.... Toby deffo is a "tits guy" over an "ass guy"

>>536605793
Ok feral is bullshit I think >>536605665 is right that he's a closet zoophile
God I wish he were into "animal pussy on human that gets impregnated with a litter by an animal"

>>536605713
I wish I was friends with omocat

>>536605880
>He strikes me as straight
Toby's bisexual, if one of his old forum accounts having "ask me about kissing boys" is anything to go by.

>>536605960
Feral is just drawn zoo

>>536606010
I see. He seems really into women, so I just assumed.

>>536605880
>He strikes me as straight
"Nah Achilles just was really close friends with his best bro Patroclus"

https://x.com/euclicide/status/1959759026540929241?t=Kx-U8GnDXuJ_297Y8QfUpg&s=19

The fat brown man who pretends to have not pre played my game is a pedophile, I'm sure this won't sway your opinion on him, hell, it may make you like him more, but it's just all around embarrassing, I don't want to hear about him, i don't want to hear about his staged playthrough, I don't want to hear about his fake degree. Come on zoomers, do what you do best and bully this man off the internet

Reminder that Toby self incerts as a dog in his game
and in undertale when you complete true pacifist and let those almagamanians or whatever out back to their family
The guard dogs(the one that's a couple) mention that since their parents are merged together they are now married "brother and sister" but then go "That's cool. we're dogs."

>>536606094
I have no idea who this is and we don’t need to worry about him because he seems like a fat retard

>>536606094
Toby "Radiantion" Fox!?!?!?
Can you make Kris x Noelle 100% canon in chapter 5?

>>536606152
>>536606183
this is cringe

>>536606094
>I don't want to hear about him
You are doing this to yourself by bringing him up in the threads for like the 100th time the span of less than 24 hours

>>536605865
YOUR LONG

Toby and omocat being friends is funny since she's problematic shotacon based queen supreme while he's constantly trying to save face in front of his oversensitive fanbase

>>536606268
No, that's BPDess.

>>536605865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgbJ8TJhdrM

>>536606010
i guess that means there's 0 straight characters in his games then. and here i thought he was overcompensating.

>>536606341
Perhaps the most appropriate CDi-Zelda themed YTPMV

>>536606341
>he made a new one
KINO

>>536606281
I really wanna grope him and rub at his pussy over his sweaty latex bodysuit

>>536606183
Is this actually an /ss/ comic?

>>536606467
There's nothing about that sentence I don't love

>>536606484
If by /ss/ you mean December sacrificing Kris to FRIEND, then yeah.

>>536606420
Bi as default is the standard bisexual writer approach

>>536605272
>Would he change the direction of the game to avoid offending the fanbase?
>I think he's s coward but not to that extent
He's already dipped away from the rose scene in c4 over spergouts from retards who saw it and cried rape. All that showed me is that any amount of public backlash will put him on the backfoot

>>536606293
Im in to deep, I must spread the word to my fellow internet dwellers on a Monday morning because I have nothing else to do but state at my monitor and scream inside
>>536606230
Yes but only in the weird route >>536606130
Lucky, it's all I've heard about for like 5 days
>>536606601
I'll rape you next

>>536606521
Let's get married, femanon...

>>536606629
Toby fox can you make dess into chara so we can have incest

>>536606629
That's the wrong post I quoted, oy vey
Spamton is Jewish by the way I just came up with that now can you guys start exclusively drawing him in a yamaka I couldn't fit it into the sprite

>>536606679
Why did chara make me do this ohhhhh noooo

>>536606601
They had that shit ready within a few days of release so really he must have already known that they might have to change it.

>>536606629
Toby Fox the SOUL is supposed to be us the player right?
Can you make that more obvious in the following chapters so people can shut up about it please?

>>536606728
Chara FORCED Asriel to have INSESTUOUS SEX with his ADOPTED HUMAN SISTER that leads to IMPREGNATION and SEVERAL CHILDREN

Dess (Chara) forcing herself incestually onto a scared and conflicted Asriel (but not actually unwilling, despite what he says) is so hot

>>536606742
it doesn't take longer than a few hours to animate a window cracking.

Just watched a no-hit of the Omega Flowey fight. Deltarune is really good so far, I'd say superior than Undertale in gameplay, but there are so many moments like that fight I really don't think Toby can top with anything. And the game releasing by chapters doesn't help.
I'm not saying this to be pessimistic, a favorite of mine has a sequel that simply isn't as good because the first game was fucking amazing, but the sequel is still fine and has more of the stuff I like. Even if Undertale ends up being better, Deltarune is definitely still worth a play.

>>536606742
idk, he also swapped it again after the shit dot one so it seemed like he rushed to keep shit like journalists from latching onto it

>>536606879
I have the feeling that we'll be pulling the Floweytale shit, we already got half his save files

>>536606879
I think DR feeling better to play compared to UT will lend itself to moments that might compare down the line with him having more wiggle room for combat mechanics with the new act minigame stuff and party members

i've discovered what lead to dess's disappearance

Dess (chara) x asriel is best ship/best incest

>>536606629
Can we play smash? if I win you'll have add Togore to the canon.

<3

>>536607053
>I used to pretend I had another brother who was even weirder than me
>Someone who people would see next to me and go "maybe Kris isn't so weird"

>>536607053
This is the funniest thing I think someone's ever asked or me

>>536607005
Dess is omocat's self insert

REAL answers only
How should the weird route end

>>536607305
noelle should crawl out of the computer and kill the player

>>536607005
>doelester1225
>478k views
Seems like there's a lot of monsters also crave human children.

>>536607305
Noelle freezes the game
OK that doesn't make much sense now with the "she was used up" text but I still like it

>>536607305
Kris gets outed for everything he does and goes to live as a hobo in the woods
no fan-fare and no big twists
just sad and weird

>>536607373
Kris is THAT sexy

good morning i love them

>>536607305
I'd take a fucked walled garden ending, the soul pushing the few people we care about into some sorta safe space while the rest of the world falls to ruin. Perhaps in direct retaliation to the price the true ending is going to end up costing us or someone else. Could even go with a variant depending on if you went full violence vs only fighting when you needed to for stuff like snowgrave.

Toby "R" (Rape kink) Fox

best quote in the entire game so far btw

last krismas i gave you my kris
but the very next kris, you krissed it away
this year, to save me from susie, i'll give it to someone specil

>>536607572
>Toby validating retelling undertale again but with some spice
kek

Im so fucking bored I'm going to make a shrimp character and put him in chapter 6

>>536607594
Last Krissmas I gave you my SOUL
But the very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from deers
I'll give it to my new vessel

>>536607721
Make it the shrimp from Shark Tale.

>>536606676
Already taken....

You wouldnt happen to be into NTR?

>>536607721
Make him do nothing but throw out shrimp puns

>>536607572
Feel like that entire part saying that it's okay for stories to be retold, and that the only important thing is making stuff you want even if it isn't entirely original or a retelling of something else, came straight outta Toby's heart
Felt very sincere honestly, really rare for a game to do that well

>>536607721
does that mean chap 6 is gonna be the beach episode?
Can you give the gang sexy lifeguard get-ups
But also turn Ralsei into a fish(it's quirky)

>>536604638
k-kris....

So here's the expanded version of my Kriselle sizefic I hope some TF fans out there enjoy it so far
https://pastebin.com/z4DVMHep

You can dark fountain irl, I got a natural knack for it on the account of being insane, but if you find a sensory deprivation meditation method, after the dark of nothingness you'll indeed cross over and see again.

downside: you won't see much, my best was a levitating island with a tree.
double downside: control over it is low to none, this is if you enjoy the ride. not lucid dreamlike at all. I don't lucid dream anymore because I get stuck in dream onions, rare and freaky for most. but think you are dreaming while dreaming, while dreaming, while dreaming.... etc... My highest was waking 7 times, 7 layers of ''darkworld'' before I could finally wake up command myself into reality.

>>536606549
Those skinwalker eyes at the end always give me the creeps

>>536608217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxSTzSEiZ2c

>>536607053
chinless togore my beloved

>>536608136
Anon, what is a dream onion

>>536608186
https://x.com/mischiefanimals/status/1688898585037778945?t=d7CjMLkybC_kKsIU-vAA5g&s=35

this and that is how FRIEND became the way he is. The Troxler Effect (in your pic) is something holy.

>>536608186
So am I weird for thinking her eyes here are kinda sexy?

>>536608341
a metaphor, so, you have a dream, that means you are 1 reality ''below'' this one. if you sleep and dream in that dream, you are 2 levels down. you usually (but there are exceptions) have to ''wake up'' in order to get out of it, so level 7 gets you to level 6, and you need level 0 to wake properly assumnig nothing irl wakes you externally. I thought to call it a ''dreamwell'' but that's less funny.

>>536608358
The only correct thing here is Lancer being King's son. Everything else is blatantly wrong or headcanon.

>>536608341
word filter, he was trying to say dream söy

>>536608453
I think he should get a canonical pillow before he tries dating anyone
Or at least a mattress to put above the ladder, and use the cushion as a pillow

>>536608476
I dont mind those eyes, im talking about her eyes when she's enveloped in shadow.
give off picrel vibes

What decent VPN do you deltaruners recommend?

>>536608801
britbong detected
u wot

>>536608534
did you even visit Chaos King after chapter 2? Queen almost immediately adopts him and he calls her ''mom''. they are dating. Tasque/Swatch are software hosted/dependent on their laptop mommy queen. are you retarded or just pretending to be to get my attention? because if so you had to just ask :*

>>536608801
I've heard nothing but good about Mullvad and ProtonVPN and a lot of bad about other companies

>>536608527
Ohhhh, that sounds like an actual nightmare, all that effort just because you wanted to have a nap, I may never sleep again

>>536608660
>>536608784
>>536608812
>>536608929
shadow money wizard gang

HyperGAWDS, where art thou?
https://files.catbox.moe/jaux7c.png

>>536608801
I'm Dutch and I don't need one.

>>536608941
>>536608801
won't 4chan ban the exit nodes? seems to me you want a VPN that isn't well known, but if it isn't well known it's likely shit. what do?

>>536609036
I find it more dess-orienting than unpleasant, let go and enjoy the ride. If that lamp dream guy is real the worst that can happen is that you dream decades of a happy life with kids, see a weird lamp and wake up :)

>>536609049
>catbox unreliable
color me surprised
https://litter.catbox.moe/6pk2qqo17n40ihhp.png

>>536609161
>filename
This actually a thing?

>OC gets drowned in a sea of Ralsei spam
Not even mad

>>536608703
you can do this to your own face irl, you need a dim room with a mirror. Troxler effect. 10 mins before anything happens when staring to a point should be enough to kickstart it.

>>536608912
You're the retarded one.
Firstly, adoption does not equate to dating. You think if you adopt a child, you have to marry their birth parents?
Secondly, Tasque Manager and Swatch being Queen's children is just your headcanon. Canonically, they are simply working for her.
>I am Swatch, Our Lady Grace's head butler.
And Tasques/Swatchlings being THEIR kids is even more retarded. Tasques aren't even anthros like Tasque Manager is, they're actual goddamn cats. And do you think it would be appropriate for Swatchlings to be doing sexy poses in the background of Swatch's shop if that's their father? Use your brain for more than 2 seconds you fucking moron.

Playing an interesting variation of the classic Gin Rummy card game with Asgore where both players have the absolute worst poker faces you've ever seen and are constantly showing their cards accidentally due to being distracted by unrelated conversation. Wheeling out a large industrial fan just out of view to simulate wind making Asgore's cape sway majestically and add to his coolness factor as he gives his preliminary monologue before commencing battle with his opponent. Surprising Asgore with a custom set of headphones I had specially made to perfectly fit on his head (sort of like two upside-down question marks with the speaker on the end of the curve to accommodate his ear shape and instead of a dot at the top it's a headband linking the two sides), along with portable CD player he can use to listen to all of his country music whenever he wants at any volume without worrying about impertinent neighbors complaining about his boombox (especially when gardening)

I just dumped an entire cup of boiling water on my hand I am in an intense pain and nothing will stop the burning, why did chara make me do this

>>536609787
>>536609686
ok that's good

>>536609868
yeah working for her, but they're software. and they need a foundation, a computer, to exist. queen is that foundation. also when you said ''sexy poses'' I expected something less comedic and more, you know, sexy. again, go visit king after chapter 2. queen and knig immediately get on hitting on eachother

I think soda makes me unable to sleep more than 4 hours if I have it that day. Screw me for having some on my birthday I guess.

>>536610080
>immediately get on hitting on eachother
More like bitching at each other. If you think romance looks like that then you don't seem experienced in healthy relationships.

>>536610490

>>536610492
happy birthday fren

the threads are no longer worth visiting

>>536610502
I've had 8 relationships, anon.

>>536610603
I have to come here or I start to remember that we're all slaves and crave the mouth of a shotgun

>>536610705
The key word was "healthy"
Ever wonder why girls keep breaking up with you?

>>536610862
I broke up with half of them, and there were femboys in there, faggot.

>>536611003
That's still 8 failed relationships. No wonder you've resorted to roleplaying with ChatGPT lmao

Snoe

>>536603918
Dess is Chara or Chara-like is worst version of dess is human because Kris does most of Chara things already, and what little of Dess we know is her own person rather than Chara.
Also would be same twist as Undertale. If Chara were to be in Deltarune thry should just be an ordinary person that we can talk to.

>>536611085
>>536610934
>>536610659
>>536610567
>>536610490
>>536610414
>>536610334
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>>536610165
>>536610082
I really do not like these ralseis

>>536611682
Does their smug aura mock you?

>>536611740
The overtly cute and offmodel style rubs me off the wrong way and embodies everything that I hate about the furry fandom

>>536611707
why is he taking antibiotics for a cold

>>536611830
I understand the lack of appeal, but they're not particularly offensive.

whoever in the last thread said carpenter brut was cool, you're right

If in 2033 when chapter 6 releases we see a shrimp character I'm gonna explode

>>536612034
thank you for posting with me fren :)
gotta go now to prepare to roll out
i need to buy some groceries soon
bye bye :D

>>536606409
spamtenna is .... lost media...........

>>536612141
Thank you too! Twas fun posting with you!
Goodbye! :)

>>536606409
Source?

>>536606409
>queen broadcasts this live

>>536610490
NO

>>536612773
cute

I don't want Spamton and Tenna to get back together because they need to stay single and alone like me

FRISK > KSIR > KRIS
but then where did the F go? and why does he dress up like Chara?

How many characters' fanbases would improve if they (the character) killed six children?

>>536613042
I want them to get back together and live happily ever after because it'll give me hope that I can have that too.

>>536613065
Kris F(riend(inside me(the soul))) dreemur

Haha, Kris! (You)'re are rapeing my daughter!

>>536613104
theres no proof he hasn't

i like white ralsei
hes gormless as hell

>>536613065
>why does he dress up like Chara?
both were dressed by toriel
that's why asriel is also dressed the same
>but then where did the F go?
no fuck words allowed

Calm down woody we're your.... Friends....

Somebody ask for OC? No? Well fuck pastebins, I published on AO3 so everyone can know how bad my writing is
https://archiveofourown.org/works/69790411/chapters/181103206

I want my friends outside

>>536610705
>>536613640
why did you post the same image twice

>>536613647
then inside
then outside
then inside
then

i got the house all to myself /utg/...
what to do?

>>536613724
Rape noelle

>>536614435
watch rauchy movies

>>536614426
sing along to your favourite song

>>536614426
watch rauchy movies

>>536614426
Jack it to Black Knife blaring out of the biggest speakers available

I’d like to see Kris dressed as Jack the Ripper from Fate Apocrypha/Fate Grand Order

>>536615007
>boner

>>536614426
Record yourself schlicking and post it

The mike room unironically supports friend knight.

Cats
Pink-and-gold
HANDS

The heavy-handed hand connotations are only really associated with knight, spamton, mike room, gaster, and mysteriously kris, and friend connections are blatant for all but the knight. It becomes an issue of

>>536614426
Beat your shit splayed out on your back in the middle of the living room

>>536615271
You're right but you're also stupid

>>536615271
mettaton gets a hand connection, if you're making a list. roulx also has hands in his dialogue box.

>>536615489
You and that [HOCHI MAMA] are [[MAKING]]

>>536615416
that picture didn't show the dialogue line i thought it did, but Swatch mentions his hands, anyway

i want king and swatch so fucking bad

>>536615007
I want to fellate her tail

>>536615653
Get in line.

I'm a big fan of Kris fanart that puts them in a skirt

>>536616009
kristina a cutie

>>536616276
chunky

>>536616810
Five Faves Burgers and Fries (other 2 not present)

>>536615176
Male Kris or female Kris?

fave pussy be yankin

good morning /utg/ im BACK AT FUCKING WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh i get it, its called deltarune because its all their initials

>>536618070
>d -
>e -
>l -
>t - toriel
>a - alphys
>r - roulxs khard?
>u - undyne
>n - napstablook
>e - edd
who else????

>deltarune has no black people
>big fanbase
>great story
>doesn’t have to waste time on that shit
>no one complains
Is tobyfox secretly BASED?

>>536619305
Isn't Kris racially ambiguous?

kris is a le heckin valid latinx queercoded nonbinary

Good morning,
THEY HAD SUCH A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP AND FUMBLED IT ALL AAAAAAAAAAHH

>>536616423
Accurate depiction of me learning the Knight's patterns at 3 am

>>536617989
good shit

Why won't PewDiePie play my game, does he think he's better than me?

>>536620334
Can't pick up chairs = 0/10

tv so warm
tv so nice
ahhh

>>536620608
mr fox makes some damn fine robots

>>536616009
>tfw that whole art trend started out of spite for m!Krisfags on tiktok
don't they know that it's just giving more ammo to f!Krisfags?

I never thought much of dess until I started reading around and getting into deltarune stuff again

like I thought she was in the military with all the MRE packs lying around and I was wondering if they'd go into the monster military and dess would show up in camo and carol would pretend to cry for a viral video

>>536621167
>carol would pretend to cry for a viral video
real

>>536616009
Me too, we need more characters in skirts
I don't care if boy or not a boy, everyone deserves to have skirt fanart that makes them look even more gorgeous/handsome

>>536621369
>cut to soul vibration feature

>>536619604
If this happened I'd need to boot up undertale and so yet another genocide run just to take my mind out of it.

>>536621956
Sans is pregnant in Undertale too, he just doesn't know it yet

>>536621167
Carol cries for real because her daughter joined the war on Christmas

>>536619604
plot twist: the kids are actually jerry's

>>536622186
who is the father

>>536612193
underrated

>>536604215
in spamton court they say "you have been proven guilty of showering, I sentence you to 10 years of no scamming"

>>536622940
Flowey, but he doesn't know that he accidentally sent out a sperm/pollen bullet and that it got into Sans, and Sans mistook it for an allergy

>>536617356
male

How do undertale and deltarune fare compared to the ancient stories of old like the Iliad?

>>536623450
"I'M GREEK NIGGA SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE!"

-one of the royal guards probably

hehe i’m fulla coffee :3

>>536623450
the iliad didn't have megalovania so that's one point for undertale

>>536623562
is it gay coffee?

>>536620530
I'll add Stefano to compromise

>>536623715
yo asriel your right arm is lookin a lil bit bigger than the other
you been up late on certain websites again?

If the Roaring happens, could Seam be able to pull off a Gerson/Napstablook by staying in their shop and remaining unpetrified?

>>536623602
as far as I'm concerned, all coffee is gay coffee

>>536624034
lol

>>536623886
noelle's arms are both getting a bit long
I don't know how she did that

1'M BOARD! P0ST [little sponge] AND THE [HOCHI MAMA]!!1!

>>536624328
look at them go

kris being portrayed as a dog is a subtle reference to how they enjoy licking their own crotch area often

>>536615325
Explain how I'm stupid or kill yourself

>>536625235
Your conclusion is right but your research is nonsense

ai is getting kind of scary

>>536625235
what's 9 + 10

>>536625714
>breasts

>>536625714
Kris's AI plastic B-cups...

>>536626025
yeah it just did that

>>536606094
>Pedophile
>All he likes is some shitty anime
Kill yourself, namefag.

Yeah man shut the fuck up about this youtuber

>>536626163
This makes my skin crawl for a few reasons. Are those eyes at the back of its mouth?

>>536623562
Im taking a break ive been partying too hard with caffeine and im tired all the time now *zzzzzzzz*

>>536605683
I will accept this only if Frisk is AFAB and this is just a detransition with different wording.

>>536621087
It only fuels my femboy Kris agenda

>>536625495
No I'm just smarter than you and can see connections better.
>>536625741
910

>>536613065
F is for female. Kris is a man so he doesn't have it.

Weird route should let me peg femboy Kris

>>536626927
believe in the plan

Hello.

lean fave with delicate features or chonky fave built like a bag of bricks?

>>536627042
*unzips dick*

>>536627042
*cocks cock*

>>536627078
Lean fave delicate Kris making out sloppy style with lean fave delicate Noelle

>>536627204
This is Dess' ultimate sexual fantasy

>>536626225
Right now I'm not releasing the game, tourist

>>536627097
>>536627158
You will not be alone in such a venture, for she wields it too.

Does fave own an air fryer?

*reaches*
*drags an anon into a chokehold and wraps leg around another anon*
*zzzzzzzzzzz*

I’ve noticed with chapter 3’s release spamton has veered into “socially acceptable little boy x adult man ship” territory in the fanart people are making. Having a tall guy to ship him with shrank him more than acid and mike combined

i dont even understand how the weird route works like, does it change all of chapter 2, 3 and 4???? like do you just do that in chapter 2 and then it goes back to normal in 3 besides like maybe a lil 20 min oooo tiny difference oh so cooool or does it like actually change it

>>536627704
i know that, she wields it well.

>>536627821
>how weird route works
It's an entire different experience of ch2, then completely forgotten in ch3 minus one line of text, and then remembered bigly in ch4 where the consequences start to show>>536627821

>>536627821
Chapter 3 has extra dialogue for Eram, Chapter 4 has more content than 3 but less than 2, this time there's a different ending though.

>>536627738
Fave IS the air fryer.

>>536627994
>>536628000
yeah but like is it the same like 7 hours in chapter 4 of like ohh its susie and kris and ralsei in the gerson place or whatever just goin on an adventure woo!!! and then like what theres a 15 minute little new ending, like with a ring or something? thats stupid, why doesnt he just like make it so it changes it entirely... me no likey, genocide changed the whole everything of undertale... but not this

Schizotheory incoming
Here's how FRIEND could be Dess and Asriel's dead child without the story suddenly getting really dark.
Cats are sometimes meme'd as "child replacements" and given that Cat Petterz exists, we can assume that the concept of pet cats exist in this universe(like a Goofy vs Pluto situation don't think too much about it).
So Dess and Asriel find a stray cat one day and adopt her. They're both teens/tweens but really want to grow up and be adults so they treat the cat like a daughter and LARP as parents. But one day Kris takes the cat out for a walk and she dies. Maybe Kris was directly responsible, like they threw the cat into the lake or incoming traffic during an autistic episode and they feel terrible about it.
So Kris doesn't immediately wanna confess that they got Dess and Asriel's child replacement killed, so they grab the cat's dust and confide with Catti and Jockington who agree to help Kris to do an occult ritual to revive the cat.
But Jockinton actually has ulterior motives of sorts and isn't actually here to revive the cat. He secretly sabotages the ritual to insert his SOUL into the cat corpse. So the cat turns into this fucked up demonic creature known as FRIEND.
Kris bags FRIEND and tries to dispose of it maybe flushing it down the toilet, so somewhere within the drainage system. But this was all part of Jockinton's plan to take control over Hometown. Ridden with fear that the thing will crawl out of the pipes, Kris ritualistically flushes ICE-E bath bombs down the toilet and they obsessively wash their hands in case any of FRIEND was left behind.
Eventually, Dess and Asriel find out that their cat died and they make a plushie, Seam in memorial. Things are normal again until the first Dark World was created in the shelter. A voice starts crying out to her "mama" and Dess hears, she thinks it's her deceased cat so she follows it, only to get absorbed into the shelter Dark World and her SOUL gets corrupted

>>536627042
>>536627909
are you the original tasquefag that shown his grotesque texan hairy man ass?

>>536628193
no that was me, i am swedish, and i like my hairy ass very much thank you. i am mainly a ralseiposter.

>>536627738
Fave owns a fryer if you catch my drift

>>536628193
...I never did, also, thanks for being my heir, the spirit of Tasquefag lives on within you.

>>536628128
Yes, ch2 is the only chapter where the gamrplay is totally different. Ch3 has an extra fight but you can have that fight without doing a weird in ch2, ch4 has totally different cutscenes but everything else is the same

No Toby wont do anything more necause hes already burnt out on the game and is halfway considering cancelling it already

>>536628318
LMAO no shame. at least shave it so it's way easier to clean, it's what she would appreciate. do use a 6 bladed one and plenty of shaving gel though. Here, tasque ralsei roleswap for you.

>>536628720
>do shave though, here's instructions
nah

>>536628857
you know she's going to hate your rancid dingleberries right?

>>536620334
Unrelated but I genuinely hate when people think like that, like it's a deep hate in the gut

>>536628984
>dingleberries
what
>she's going to hate thing
nah, prove it

if only i had something big and fat enough to use to crush my skull...
oh well...

>>536628720
I shave pretty well; that is the way of an orderly girl.

>>536629104
you know when you have a hair ass and shit, some gets stuck in balls tangled in your ass hair. also did you show the whole thing, sphincter and all or what happen?

Man, what the fuck

>>536629446
nice

>>536629461
i have ass and balls hair so i can tell you are just making shit up right now. do you not wipe afterwards?

>>536629446
there 2 of you now?

>>536628720
>My two favorite characters fused into one

Holy fuck I didn't know I needed this.

>>536629740
Yes...? I was the one who started this mini-thread of Tasques, my heir.

Fish I wish

there's two of them?

two of them?

two-wa two-wa two-wa two-wa

>>536629734
I shave and also stretch my butt with my hands to minimize buttock-shit contact, then wipe with wet wipes and then wash hands with soap, then one time more with alcohol gel.

>>536629938
Only image of it, happy to help but sorry about that.

>>536629950
yay I'm your heir! we can now be a triumvirate of the most beloved people in the general

I want a mini thread of Jevil
Jevilbros, ASSEM-zzzzzzzzzz.......

>>536630136
sorry boss we have to keep relocating the clubhouse the spamton fans are expanding their territory again

Dess taught Kris the wonders of scissoring, and then he taught it to Noelle. Generational incest-y pussy rubbing. This is how the weird route ends.

I had to read that

>>536629717
it is what it is

>>536629950
wowza! she smonk?!

>>536630104
okay cool. that's fine. don't see any issues with your routine.

Are you a true Tennafag, or are you a coward?

>>536627738
No

>>536630502
oh, you're a true fan? pay up homeskillet

>>536630104
The Tasquian Triumvirate will flourish, /tmg/ lives within our hearts.
>>536630485
She smort too.

just so you guys doing theories know, the game is being made up as it happens. otherwise why is susie fighting lancer with the SOUL?

>>536630485
I really, really can't stand mold or shit. I grew up for half of my childhood at dad's farm, and I was told kidneys look like beans, so one day as a kid I saw a giant bean after one of his hunts tossed as waste and it didn't really affect me. was like ''oh. so that's a deer kidney. cool'' I can stand gore, blood even makes me happy but mold and shit are my triggers. Mold are closer to animals than plants, which makes it worse for me.

>>536630768
Susie is the real hero of the story, Kros os some zombie frankenstein vessel mishmash of human parts

>>536630694
why would a robot need Math help thou?... figures that''s their forte and with Tasque likely being an autistic woman wouldn't she need a social skills book or something?

>>536630694
>/tmg/
what was it like?

>>536630792
>blood even makes me happy
vampire detected

>>536630927
even if that is the case, susie has no affiliation with the SOUL. it was a gameplay consideration without any thought for the story

>>536630272
How old do you people think these kids were when making these kinds of posts? The flashback sprites looked pretty young to me, like pre-teen/teen at most, but all the fan art and shit make Dess out to be college-aged when she went missing.

>>536631036
would consume it if it wasn't a biohazard or risk of iron poisoning, a glass already puts you in the latter.

>>536629446
....are you a girl thou?

is there any evidence that dess is alive

>>536630768
Theories are fun, but I agree with the story being made up as it's been written. I think Toby started retconning the story from the moment he started writing more backstory to Spamton because his existence doesn't make any sense in the whole Dark Fountain setting. Pretty much anything from chapter 1 is pointless information but Lancer is cute so it's okay.

>>536631016
She needs the math lessons to focus on her job that helps with social skills... she's trying...
>>536631036
The Vocaroo audios that were pasted on every thread would help illustrate how fucking horny it was.
>>536631534
Yes.

>>536631236
I take Dess to be early 20s as per events of game.

>>536631636
....are you projecting? it's cute and depressing.

>>536630768
Did you not see the SOUL move in from the corner of the screen where Kris would be located? The SOUL controls all the combat encounters, this still happens 2 times in ch4.

>>536631636
>The Vocaroo audios that were pasted on every thread would help illustrate how fucking horny it was.
horny is good in my books

>>536631236
>but all the fan art and shit make Dess out to be college-aged when she went missing.
That's because twitter artists want to draw her sexy without getting death threats.

>>536631680
Me too, I mean at the time of her disappearance which reads as if it happened a long time ago. Did the huge closet clothes confuse everyone? The ones that are clearly exaggerated in size to be visible since they don't look like they could fit her parents, never mind anyone younger.
Unless I misread your post and you mean she was in her 20s back then, in which case please tell me why you think this.

>>536631921
really makes me want to passport bro her with my silver spoon born manchild ass so she can do nothing or whatever she wants money troubles free