Thread 536649040

Pip the plapable Edition

>News
33.2.2 Patch Notes: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24223662/33-2-2-patch-notes
$158 Pet: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24216434/unleashing-king-krush-hearthstone-s-first-interactive-pet
Lost City of Un'Goro expansion: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24217084/the-lost-city-of-un-goro-is-now-live
Arena Overhaul: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24208800/hearthstone-arena-expands-with-new-underground-mode
Year of the raptor announcement with plans for the year: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24177978/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-raptor
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news

>Decklists
https://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck lists
https://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)
https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta report
https://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes
https://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks

>Deck trackers & statistics
https://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck tracker
https://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck tracker
https://heartharena.com/ – arena helper
https://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper

>Misc.
https://playhearthstone.com/ – official website
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wiki
https://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournaments
https://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker

>helpful links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' article on gaming mentality
https://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit

>Previous
>>535522838

first and hopefully last

wild players are feasting desu

monk will save us
evoker will cement us

overwatch expansion WILL save us

ffilthy priest wins with 51 damage to face on turn 7:

https://replays.firestoneapp.com/?reviewId=feed98cd-1ff0-4c68-bacb-f08edfb4f709&turn=7&action=5

>>536667167
wut

If Pip was on a modern TV show she would probably be sweet and innocent on the surface then some guy would try to have sex with it and she would chop his dick off.

>>536671486
>a modern TV show
she'd be played by peter dinklage in black face

>come back after long hiatus
>try to play Reno Mage in Wild
>as soon as I reach silver basically every single deck is some variation of filling up the board with 20/20s all match, usually involving Shudderwock
>occasionally you get a Priest who steals your entire hand and deck
I lasted two days before uninstalling

>>536683134
sounds like you got outskilled pal

>>536683134
sounds exactly right
hey you were only about 30 losses away from the algorithm putting you on a 30 game win streak

>>536667167
Disgusting mulligan why did you mulligan that though?

*wins the game*

>>536689521
>they LITERALLY made this a 2 mana spell

>>536648153
upsides
>have +10 HP
>get 10 more cards in your deck
downsides
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>536696073
defile was printed first

>Meta is stale as fuck
>Miniset still not announced
It is so fucking over

>>536700078
what you don't like going against or building the same taunt death rattle shart ship for months on end?

>>536696794
umm ASHULLAY if aggro decks could run ten card decks with ten health they would
>dies on turn 2

>>536696794
>>536701250
+10 cards in your deck is not an upside, it's just a very small downside compared to getting 10 hp. And yes reverse renethal for aggro is severely overrated.

>>536700078
by the end of this week they will announce the miniset and it'll be so game saving that everyone will kneel to cora

trust the plan

>>536700862
Why are they keeping this from us?

>>536701846
What if I have ten bonus cards I want to play like based helya and friends ever think of that

>>536711471
yes, and I did think of that. And I came to the conclusion that if you wanted those cards so badly they wouldn't have been in the 30

hearthstone mythic +

>>536696794
"Up"sides
>More health to diaper up!!!
>10 more wholesome 1000 diaper troony cards!!!!
Downsides
>Diapers fill up when high test decks blow my brains out and make my troon self bite the curb

You play diaper loon decks? You take 124 charge damage.
You play aggrocuck? I gain 124 armor, then kill you with 124 charge to the skull
My deck? Chud warrior, the white man's hammer against Judaism and niggerdom.

>>536717939
anon, you have genuine brainrot and i'm kind of worried about you.

l should have spend my 48k gold when the game was still comfy kino

>>536720285
you're on the dead wiki dood

>>536720430
that was the last yearly event

>>536720578
yeah they're like monthly now

>>536718623
t. 40 card reddithal tranny malding about losing to chudwarrior

>>536720668
those are event tracks, special events were once a year and they'd usually do something bigger that had a narrative and would either introduce a batch of new cards into arena or standard

>>536720668
I liked this one, it was easy and very free player friendly

Why is the population hyper active on reddit and ingame but not on 4chan?

I love this

>>536723090
Reddit is full of shills, 4chan has real gamers.

when the FUCK will they print her into standard

Blogpost literally in a few hours bros hold on

I just realized amirdrassil got nerfed TWICE, end your suffering already you ultrafaggot devs

>>536731146
no it didn't

I don't like frequent balance patches, if you need to push out more than two balance patches in a single expansions(miniset included) you have failed.

>has an AdjNoun name
>ropes every turn
>does some rigged shit every turn
>you can't possibly beat me no matter what you do
>everything i do with the word random on it goes in my favor, perfectly
>ropes every turn, btw
any questions?

>>536749991
*Plays wildychud*
Your powers are now worthless rig-cuck.
*Kills you on T3 with the most obscene combo*
Tsk... Should've injected estrogen into your brain stem and kept to sTRANSdard...

>>536720986
We call these minisets now

>>536683134
Update, switched to Secrets Mage and it's pure cringekino but at least I'm winning matches now

>>536762154
how often are people just auto conceding? I had a quest to play 3 games of mage or whatever and 2 out of 3 conceded right as I dropped the first kabal guy and secret on turn one

noob here, having a lot of fun with my first CCG
but what should i do with gold? is buying packs with it worth it? i really wanna grab a cool hero skin...

>>536763251
with all the recent updates, for now, gold is strictly maybe for an arena run or two and then solely for minisets rather than packs. don't be shy to spend it on packs but always keep ~2500 on you if possible. that being said you can buy wild expansions which is not recommended for new or even returning old players. gold is only for minisets.

buy a skin too but there are cooler ones for like $5 whereas 1000 gold is somewhere worth 10 bucks equivilenenant

>>536763736
how often are miniset releases?

>>536762559
Actually kinda common. In fact I just had a guy concede because I Objection'd his three drop... Thing is, I don't think it was particularly important for him or the matchup. Just a normal 3 drop.

Also they nerfed and killed Kabal Lackey my beloved

>>536764409
what are you the guy with a million questions or something idk

>>536764854
yeah, i'm new

>>536764510
yeah I was watching a few wild streamers over the last week and everyone was conceding to mage. I understood their reasoning in that most of their meme deck game plans would be insta snuffed with objection and ice block but it was funny to hear JAINA... kaboom.

also the new even is another play ranked games quests only gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>536762154
>>536683134
>Can't win with hostage
>Finding fucking shuddercock(Hello? 2020 wants its deck back)
>Switches to tier 5 deck
I swear to god, you people need to have your rank next to your post this shit mad funny.

>>536767119
Mage is hostage 90% of the time, if you don't have antisecret tech you've already lost so no reason to keep playing, decks tend to be tight in wild so oftentimes people take the L and just auto-concede vs mage, which is already a pretty bad class and rare to see (because the one good deck is has also takes 50 minutes to win).

it's alright

https://x.com/PlayHearthstone/status/1960386790939865325

blog believers WON, miniset must be out in 2 weeks

>play one game of ranked standard for the new quest
>already want to stop for the day
why do they keep pushing ranked. for what purpose.

>>536778820
Player engagement boosts. That is also the reason they made the event quests much longer.

>>536780179
is BG playtime just not good enough? i barely get out of silver every month because the only ladder i bother with is the weekly win 5 games of ranked quests. it's so painful.

wtf is this aggro paladin deck that plays fucking wisp and kills you on turn 4?
I just want to get my quest done you cunts

>>536778820
i switched to wild for all these stupid events and shit and it's a lot better but granted my wild mmr is probably in the toilet so ymmv
but there are some cheap decks you can craft that have a high winrate. like libram pally and discolock

>quest to play ranked
>aggro paladin
>murloc paladin
>imbue paladin
>murloc paladin
end me

>>536701846
in wild 10 more cards is only barely a downside since you have so many cards that fill the same role it doesn't really matter which specific version you draw, and you have so much good draw/tutor you can find your stuff reasonably fast regardless.

>>536723090
4chan mostly died when it got shut down after the hack. lots of people simply moved on when they couldn't shitpost for 2 weeks or whatever

>>536788239
at least the games are quick?

>>536763251
buy minisets until you have all the standard ones. start with the most recent and work your way backwards. always have 2k gold on hand to buy the current set miniset on release day
if you care more about building your collection, hoard gold to mass buy packs on launch day
if that's not a priority, or you're willing to spend real money on preorder bundles, feel free to spend gold on skins or card backs as long as you follow the miniset gold rule.

>>536764409
roughly halfway between set releases, so every 4 months.
cycle goes set release > 2 months > miniset > 2 months > set release > ...

Is there any place i can check up guides older seasons decks for casual?
I'm so sick of this shit, every new season all mydecks i busted my ass grinding no longer work in standard,and Wild is insane with people winning on turn 1 with busted cards.

I'm having to sell literally all my fucking cards of other classes now to be able to fully build ONE meta DH deck

>>536789557
most of standard decks are from 8 months ago

Only metas where rogue has 30% wr into hyper aggro are good

>miniset teased
>no one cares

what killed the ungoro hype

>>536796725
playing the game.
BG is almost tolerable now though as long as undead isn't in the lobby.

>9 win arena
>one pack
>one ticket (twice)
is this a fucking joke

>>536726080
Shit at least give us more Starcraft cards d00d
Where is Nova and Medic and Valkyrie?

hearthstone won

it's kind of funny how desperate they are with not letting people complete event quests in bgs

>>536806372
Jokes on them, I did them in Tavern Brawl because the Idol one is a funny meme and also worked great for "playing cards" since every single card actually played required opening an Idol

>>536772170
No idea what that means also I should clarify, I was winning with my homebrew Reno mage but my wr was like only slightly higher than 50% and it was taking forever to rank up
And I literally just told you I recently came back after a long hiatus and got placed into silver, read nigger

guys what if we had 4 different paladin decks that played exactly the same

>>536809491
aggro pally takes slightly more brainpower than murloc pally. not exactly the same but similar enough that i'll give it to you
imbue pally doesn't play like either one of them, although it is also pretty brainless
no idea what the fourth archetype is

>>536809962
Drunk, which also doesn't play the same

>>536799064
D00d, we'll work hard for our paycheck

>overwatch 2 gets a luca doncic crossover event
>hearthstone gets

>opponent starts playing leeches
It's not even the leeches but the rest of the 40 minute diaper fest they summon forth

we're getting dabbed on by a horse girl game...

holy shit arena is so fucking rigged and p2w it's insane, had this mage down to 1 hp turn 6-7, and somehow he discovered a card and it was story of amara and he played it with 1 mana... like wtf is this shit? and then he played the recast every spell guy like 5 times every time I got him low again it was absurd

>>536809295
>Cope, malding and slurs
Keeek.

doubters will be sorry when they realize that all quests will be viable with the blogpost

>>536778820
The solution is simple
>Netdeck nebula shaman
>Rename it to quest
>Game gives you quest counters

>>536834280
Stfu reddit bitch I don't even know what half of those words mean

>>536847119
Kiss me about it dumbass

>not playing around treasures
i swear russian name players most dumbest or most PRO players in modern hs

I'm waintin for a cool dk deck

>>536867531
see ya when KJ and Starshart rotate

>>536868834
KJ is rotating straight to core

>>536867531
DK is a bitch class so it will never happen

>>536852993
Was this even cleared the board?

>>536867531
original frost burn was pretty based. modern dinosaur version is degenerate faggotry
original unholy was ok too. just a normal go-wide token deck with a normal savage roar type finisher
blood has always been aids and continues to be aids
but yeah the game is too degen now to have any of the archetypes be normal. not even really dk's fault. every deck in the game is degen as fuck

i never bought into the whole "hs is rigged" thing but i've been counter queuing two decks and every time I face the counter, 100% of the time i mean, without fail for over a day in constructed. It's statistically impossible

>>536844151
Does this actually work? The two decks I use is quest and nebula and I literally only face counters. How do I even know if they are real players and not just bots at this point? Fuck this retarded game.

>>536871978
Anon... math....also cut his hp to low

>Nerf everything but Diaper DK
>People only play Diaper DK
How many expansions in a row has this happened? Three? Four?

how is vampiric blood balanced holy shit

>>536877215
By being double blood unironically

>>536877215
it's not, don't listen to diapers

What's the difference between this game and MTG Arena? I want to get into this genre, but having a hard time deciding between the 2 (also Magic doesn't seem to have a general here)

>>536887429
>>>/tg/mtg
I play both, they're both shit games in their own way but MTG is an inherently fairer for everyone level of shitty.

>>536887429
they buried the mtga general on /tg/ for some reason
but really there's not much of a difference. they're basically skins of each other. both rigged f2p slop trying to bait whales into overspending
mtga is probably more expensive if you really want to diaper out though

>>536887429
>Rigged
>Also Rigged

questlock is such overtuned cora's g string bs holy fuck

miniset revealed... and nobody posted?

https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24231416/crack-open-ancient-power-with-the-day-of-rebirth-mini-set

....guys? the miniset is here....

>>536895484
And? What are we getting? More removals? Who fucking cares.

>>536895484
those are some dogshit legendaries

>>536897764
what, you dont like spending a million ressources to play a single big minion that will just be removed before it does anything?

>>536897764
and the art is fucking terrible as well.

>spend entire game hatching the stupid egg
>Get 20/20 do nothing
>drooling controddler drags a 2 mana removal and skillfully deletes it

>>536898909
even with deathrattle cheese this is gonna be a hard sell
like, DK lost the deathrattle split, right? I guess you can try to get multiple with yodelers or something, but even then people will just keep board clears in hand when they see the egg drop (if they dont just kill you before you do anything)

>CHARGE
they never learn....

>>536897878
It won't get removed that's the point. Why the fuck wouldn't the opponent just ignore them? They have literally zero board impact.

>>536900359
on an 8 mana spell doesn't seem useful oh wait doesn't mage have a discover a +7 mana spell and play it for 1?

>>536900553
I would assume you dont want to leave a 20/20 on the board to hit you in the face

>>536900831
He means leaving the five 0/3 that you need to have die first, retard. This thing exists purely to spite Corpse Explosion since it's the only repetitive AoE clear.

>>536904172
Yeah no shit they're being left on the board but you would think if you run such a meme card, you run ways to pop it yourself.

>>536904395
Spending a bunch of resources to pop it yourself seems like ass. Eggs are supposed to work in classes that have a bunch of buff spells so they're threatening if they stick around, but I can't think of a single class that runs more then a single set of buffs. If anything, it's almost a funny meme tech card to play in DK since it's 5 corpses for 3 mana with the big pay off at the end requiring a piece of removal from your opponent. I also wonder how it interacts with things that proc it's deathrattle, which could make it fucking hilarious even if still bad in DK and Warlock since they're already running shit that would make copying it easy. A single 20/20 with zero keywords doesn't seem worth the payoff, though, especially if you're having to pop it and not having it happen on the enemy's turn to give it psuedo charge.

at least give elusive to this 20/20
and take it away from the big turtle

>>536905710
it should at least have taunt, reminder that warrior is cheating out that other turtle turn 5 with just chemical spill.

>>536905472
>Spending a bunch of resources to pop it yourself seems like ass
yes it's an ass card

>>536900583
Imbue hunter still exist...

>beast speaker taka reveal gif on the announcement post dies immediately to tar blob
>they did it this way on purpose
They're just making fun of us at this point printing shit legendaries with huge stats actively knowing the fact that nobody plays them because they die immediately to cheap removal. They're shoving it directly in our faces lmao.

>>536907334
does it?

Is there an up to date handbuff dk list?

>>536908540
shut up and buy the preorder, pig

>>536909372
Goldrinn still ingame
Amalgam + Windfury still ingame
Imagine games vs diaper dk when you draw infinite 8/8 windfury charge
but yeah thats not comp deck because no turn6 wins

i started conceding all dk matches because theyre so fucking boring to play

Maybe It's time we head on to /vm/ as well?

>miniset announced
>nobody gives a shit
we really are cemented huh

>>536918338
we get 10x the traffic of the snap thread

>>536919253
The few cards revealed all suck ass. There isn't really anything to talk about.

>>536919253
shadowverse's next card set comes out tommorow, focusing on that instead of a legendary 0/3 egg

>>536898173
The Taka guy and the Osho guy don't look different enough its not fun. The Egg should have had better buildings next to it. Then the final form should be wrecking like half the city. Eggbearer looks just like Osho.

The mask idea is just stupid, it should be flavor wise a one turn only buff or some kind of nerf just giving something 8/8 charge is world breaking since every warrior would just wear the mask to kill everyone also it should be a legendary mask. You are making animals as strong as King Krush by merely wearing a mask.

>>536918338
I don't know what's with this retarded obsession with moving threads there, whoever made the snap thread there basically killed the snap alliances and discovery for the thread

I wonder if they're releasing the third set earlier this year, the gap between the miniset and usual december release date is going to be 3 whole months

cool
arena run ends after two of my three losses were decided by enemy highrolling a dark gift
great mechanic that should definitely stay in arena

>hunter in arena
>plays buzzard on 2
>plays buzzard on 3
>plays buzzard on 5
COOL FUCKING CARDDDDDDDDDDD
DRAW ONE, BUFF YOUR ENTIRE HAND FOR A MILLION STATS AND IT PULLS ITSELF

FUCKLING EBINBNGHFDGDFHUIFDGHUIOZSFDUHZIOGDXFGZUHOFSDHUIG

why are hunter cards taking up neutral slots?

>>536926259
The epic is way better in other things than hunter. The common really is just a literal shitty hunter card though.

>>536926460
who would play the 5
it's terrible value even if it is le epic amalgam

>>536926558
>who would play the 5
quest paladin

>>536926259
kindred is such a shit keyword, literally just a more limiting battlecry.

>>536926681
I'm not sure they would
it's an early brick and they get plenty stats by turn 5 anyway

>>536926558
consider that it can be manacheated and handbuff to ridiculous levels

>>536926558
it's pretty solid to curve into with murloc and ele decks

>>536926259
aw yiss a buff for murloc pally decks

>>536926259
crater experiment will generate some retarded turns if you discover it off raptor herald on 3

>>536926558
It's really good in handbuff dk

>>536926259
this miniset has the most boring designs I've ever seen. And I say that as someone who thinks they should release vanilla minions more often.

these cards look like standard core cards that they just give everyone and no one uses, not a paid expansion

>do you have this in a bigger size?
it's always bothered me how this is an obvious tranny voice actor. like just use a fucking female, jesus christ

>>536929037
holy shit, i just realized the voice line is tranny coded too
a tranny would ask this exact question when going shopping for female clothes

>>536929037
Why would an ARMORER try to BUY ARMOR??
CORA???

>>536929037
>tfw you are not trans and don't pick up on this stuff

monk class will save us

>>536929405
lmao

>>536929610
monk class will never ever happen
in no small part because it's not really iconic or with some fervent fans
DK and DH, those are warcraft classes. that's arthas and illidan. those were highly requested classes in WoW
monk is just... there

>>536933073
monk has hot panda women

>>536933501
it really doesnt
I played a monk during legion and I couldnt even tell you a single iconic monk character (one of which would presumably would be the class character in HS)

I guess they can always pretend chen is a monk, but that just goes to show how starved the class is for iconic shit and why it wont happen

>>536933791
the only pandas anyone ever cared about was the jade bitch and cho.

>>536933791
>I guess they can always pretend chen is a monk
Chen definitely is a monk. Unless you meant to say Taran Zhu? Who is also a monk but has more a rogue vibe to him.

>>536936879
I meant chen stormstout
who is a brewmaster.... which know that I type it was one of the monk specs

+ Death Knight tourist = 7 20/20s on board

>>536933073
Counterpoint, HS is very popular in china

>>536937526
Nah, wait, never mind, it only procs on play not summon. The egg is trash

>>536895484
because all the cards revealed are trash
>7 mana stat bomb legendary
>3 mana egg that's 15 health between 5 bodies and your reward is a vanilla 20/20
>rogue legendary that's only good in diaper mirrors
>hunter 1 mana not beast that will see 0 play
>3 mana neutral no beast that only works in beast decks
>5 mana handbuff minion that only works in exactly handbuff dk

i honestly am going to save my gold, this set sucks

>>536895484
Apologize
It’s no longer the worst expac

Pic rel was an amazing miniset, no matter what Blizzard would have given us you’d have complained

>>536937674
HS is yes but what about pandas and panderia? did they even get to play MoP?

will they give us marvel rival tier ass and tits or is that still not going to be a thing?

>>536926896
We have 2 mana murlocs that summon +1
Murmy is 1 mana
The kindred guy is only 4 mana for a +2 (and with the kindred doubling murloc it’s +4)
The rush murloc is 6 mana, usually a removal, and will give you +3 minimum maybe more with reborn
5 mana for a +1 is absolute dogshit especially with those stats and no text. It would be unplayable even at 3 mana

>>536926879
>manacheat handbuff
Yeah, it would fit into fair imbue hunter deck, but I have never seen a fair imbue hunter

>>536939636
>HS is yes but what about pandas and panderia? did they even get to play MoP?
WoW Launched in China mid TBC and really blew up there during WotLK, it's basically their vanilla except also its Wrath on top of that. And yes MoP was popular in china. Wrath classsic is in ICC phase in China and they've already announced that Cata is going to only last 6 months so that they can get to MoP faster.

>>536941984
so confirmed HS isn't going to hit EoS anytime soon since it sounds like the china server has the highest population and people willing to spend money on the gaccha. I have mixed feelings on that, ladder has been stale and frustrating for a few yeards now. arena is too gay with the barcode players. BG is a great waste of time and that's it.
oh well.

Evolve shamanbros....I'm going to be physically ill

still climbing through d5. what do you guys think of my brew?

this set is ragebait

>>536946963
I don't hate the other cards shown so far, but it's crazy that this is 7 with no rush

>>536946963
Might be cool with a mage quest package

>>536946963
always funny when they print these big mana do nothing cards as if aggro arent winning the game turn 5.

>scarab 1 creates creature of madness 2 creates a broken 3 drop
how long is this gonna go on in arena

and here we have our beautiful cora giving us a miniset to save standard

>finally get priest quest in arena
>play vs shaman who double hexes my reward
>play vs mage who double life sentences my reward
absolutely ebin

>>536963963
eggs, breakfast, makes sense. fucking bitch.

>>536964826
can't believe they knew ahead of time you were going to drop a big 8/8 with deathrattle and reborn.

>>536964990
yeah I forgot you just get to have this extremely specific removal in arena on time every time
thanks for the input

>>536965224
every card mage drafts has the word discover on it

i'm gonna play egg to punish people clearing me board and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>536971108
>play 0/3
>they play boardwipe
>you now have a 0/3

is this mini set some kind of sick joke? do the devs play this game or just print every half assed idea the interns come up with

a 0/3 that summons.... a 0/3
four times
really knocking it out of the park here

>>536972586
worth noting the egg completely pollutes and fucks up the res pool for umbra too

>>536973929
I'm pretty sure this card already existed in some form.

or perhaps

>>536973929
Glad to see we're still printing insane value and tempo for Rogue that will be abused heavily by Shadowstep and Scoundrel, unless it's also got the same cost as the other minion does for the full stat version in which case it's just value.

>>536976030
that card is unplayable trash. the shadowbrain hatred is boring and has rotted your brain

>>536976363
You're retarded if you think 3 mana 3/3 copy the opponent's last battlecry isn't going to get slotted into Fire Dragon Rogue.

Got legend for the first time :) played quest shaman.
Kinda wish i would have gotten legend when this was the game to play but eh whatever.

>>536975461
shit card but the art and flavor is perfect

okay this is epic

>>536979218
i like it when it's obvious that the required engagement metrics to qualify for bonuses went up for the team

>>536974639
Closest I can think of are Chameleos and Celestia

>tfw trying to rank up with secrets mage
Holy fucking autism. This is so awkward. I got to Diamond 2 but when back to 4 and am now currently sitting there.

>>536979218
>having to play the game
/hsg/‘s worst nightmare

that's it
i just wanted to play quest mage and quest hunter
have some fun, play some new cards
after my sixth murloc pally of the day i'm just going full netdeck aggro hunter with the highest winrate

>>536983001
Pally murloc isnt good, quest hunter and mage are just ass

>>536983114
>Pally murloc isnt good
why is literally everyone playing it

>>536983305
Cheap and easy to pilot

>>536983114
murloc paladin is good vs mediocre decks like what that anon plays and people who dont play optimal. thats why it performs strongly in lower ranks

It's so wild to see people be so elitist for the most casual card game of all time.
>this deck performs badly at the top 0,002% of ladder so It's bad and you're even worse for losing to it
Also expecting everyone to play the same 3 top meta decks over and over and nothing else just so they can save themselves the embarrassment of losing to 'bad' decks would make ladder unplayable.

>>536984072
>I keep losing with this deck in standard
>Play better decks
>WHY ARE YOU SO ELITIST??!

wow i switched to aggro hunter and i haven't seen a murloc pally in four matches now
fucking rigged istg

This miniset isn't saving shit

>>536982593
Take a break when you lose, this tricks the Algo

>>536947673
>Fat Reno dnt paladin
Hello yorion dnt, we missed you.

>>536984072
it's also wild because the game is rigged
it's a bunch of grandmas with cigarettes hanging out of their mouth at a wall of slot machines arguing about which slots "pay the best", snickering at the other grandmas who are playing on the bad slots

>>536986435
It's rigged, which is why I am legend and you are gold 4.

holy shit stop giving me warriors who cheat out gigantic taunts on turn 5 and priests
give me murloc pallies to fuck up

2 months until the next expansion saves us bro, trust cora

when I lose a match so I watch the replay to find out what I did wrong instead of sperging out about the algorithm

any advice for running wheel warlock? is it just stall with ancients and cursed campaign and then kiljaeden into wheel?

>>536938349
Save it for what?
The game might not exist after twelve months time.

>>536998065
such a good boy for mommy.

man I used to love playing bg. its so insanely bad now. standard is unironically 10x more balanced and fun atm

>>536998065
It's not about misplays but about taking risks and hoping that rng doesn't make you lose.
Playing not to lose is pointless.
You must make plays that will give you the win and hope that rng is not punishing enough to cost you the win.

what's the cheapest warlock deck I can spam to get wins for the event quest?

is afk farming in puzzle still working?

>>537002283
It died a long time ago bro

>>536984072
umm actually murloc paladin is healthy and good for the game because it only exists in gold and silver (and plat and diamond)

>>537007328
i mean the solo mercenaries with xyrella, is that fixed? Did they really patch all the afk farming methods?

>>537008835
Yes. All AFK farming methods are fixed short of actually botting. Exp is determined by actions now.

>>537008835
it's all slow as shit now so nobody bothers
mercenaries is worthless, you can do the secret puzzle skip turn thing but it requires botting

>>537009064>>537008978

yes, that's what i was doing before, guess i'll stick to that when i'm not using the pc.
Fuck, wish i didn't skip 2 expansion, i don't wanna spend all my dust for all 40 legendaries

>>537009439
Congrats, this expansion is pure ass and most legendary is shit. Your cards from 2 expansion ago probably still works.

>>536977505
No one said gz..

>>537009439
it's not like you get anything for having all the legendaries, they stopped handing out special diamond legendaries for doing that a while ago.

>>537011808
sorry anon this game is dead and awful nobody cares anymore

>>537000446
>Quests appear
>Literally worse trinkets
>Which in turn are worse buddies
Name a more iconic fucking episode.

>>536929610
and evoker will cement us

stop talking about evoker that class will never ever ever be added to HS

God i hate the fucking full art cards

>>536984072
cry harder shitter. you're told how to solve your problem and you get mad because you don't want to

>>537018558
I like quite a few of them but they get really annoying when i'm pissing around on mobile because if I don't know the card right away it's hard to figure out what the card actually does.
but i hardly play anything other than bg anyways

>>537029987
story and direhorn the first cards to be looking at least playable
not sure if they'll find a place in actual decks but at least they're not awful

it's out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xEob8rcJRQ

>>537029790
I guess you'd be FORCED to buff your opponents minion to 5/4 if your board was empty?

>>537038001
Nobody is forcing you to do anything chuddy

>>537038001
what? it's a spell to buff your own minion or get rid of a taunt on your opponent's side what do you mean forced?

>>537041073
I remember when the payoff for that was an extra turn
3/6 doesn't seem very powerful in comparison