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Layer #524 - 'the (Coronation Day) edition
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>>536070332

>I BELIEVE I AM THE GOD OF THIS THREAD
>ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME?

>I BELIEVE I AM THE GOD OF THIS THREAD
>ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME?

the good old days

can someone explain coronation day for me ? i played it and i don't know what the story is about, all i know is that peach is dead and something is using her to torment mario

Once again, I ask (YOU) to SPIN THE WHEEL
and WRITE a short creepypasta based on what you get:
https://wheelofnames.com/n28-z3g
i expect SOMETHING from one of you when i wake up. ther e will be
DIRE! CONSEQUENCES !! if i am not satiated. Good Night

>>536721020
can i respin ?

>>536722518
fuck it man it's your life. not like i can stop you.

>>536721020
https://rentry.org/totaltwinsanity
Here you go.

>>536714769
Is Peach called a king in the new update or is this just FNF bullshit muddying the waters?

>>536727515
Mario's Madness is peak and where I learned my favorite horrorbrews from

>>536673997
catbox the original PUSSY

>>536727515
>>536729290
I don't think it matters.

>>536727515
yes and evidently this supposed king is very fucking horny for torture porn

>>536720186
>i don't know what the story is about, all i know is that peach is dead and something is using her to torment mario
This isn't actually what it's about, but gay niggas be watching video essays and be playing Roblox games

>>536736751
>>536729290
did you play it

>>536740932
Mario's Madness? I play it every day

>>536741371
Can't you play something good like 7quid instead?

so is the king bowser

>>536741736
The king is you. You are the king. For being you and doing your best.

>>536741371
the fucking romhack. did you play it?

>>536742006
that is gay

>>536720186
A man and a woman build a cabin in a evil haunted forest where a "king" who kills people and collects their remains with garbage bags lurks. The man is stuck in a loop as he is part of a grander scheme composed by the forest that he tries to stop, and the woman is being used as a vessel of evil for the forest, though trying to defy her fate. That's all I know but there's more to it in the game

>>536729290
>>536736751
>>536741371
Are you seriously so bored that you're trying to irony poison something new to feel something? Read a book nigga

>>536745057
so mario and peach

>>536708098
That thing was a mistake and it is best left dead!

>>536754785
I MEANT for >>536707986

so what happened to cruncher ? is he still working on a rewrite of SMGDSP ?

>>536757219
HE'S GETTING BOTTOM SURGERY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE ISN'T MODERATING EXEGARBAGE

>>536757678
he's a mod for that thing?

>>536758151
FAMOUSLY KNOWN FOR BANNING FUNKG REFUGEES FOR FREE

>>536758280
you seem mad

>>536757678
>EXEGARBAGE
speaking of that, when's the next cytube ?

>>536759040
never

>>536758280
...numbercruncher is a janny?

>>536757219
nobody knows if he's working on the rewrite but the asshat is on cytube every saturday/sunday

>>536761849
YES NIGGA WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S DOING WHEN HE'S NOT SHITPOSTING OR WRITING SMGDSP

>>536757219
SMGDS' rewrite is not being finished until EXEtravaganza releases. I know at least one fucker asking for this is on EXEtravaganza, so he's now entirely responsible for SMGDS' rewrite coming out. Either release the mod or openly cancel it

>>536776530
Cool tinfoil hat. Did you make it yourelf?

>>536776530
Cool tinfoil hat. Did you make it yourself?

Serverblight is only popular because it was watched on the cytube

The computer I tried and failed to play 'the on is now stuck in a windows 10 automatic repair loop. FUCK Coronation Day

>>536777306
I don't know what is wrong with your system but 'the works fine for me

>>536724129
is neat.
good for a quickly made one.

>>536777286
SFM is kino

>>536777306
Have you tried using Arch instead?

https://bsky.app/profile/losermakesgames.bsky.social/post/3lxbah7wzik22
>I was debating including such lines that were inspired by the way people view these characters in this comic, in fact it was more of a last-minute thing.
>I chose to include it because otherwise you'd just think this was tails as there's no indication it might be someone else.
>And I do want people to view them as individual people instead of those familiar characters they already understand.
>The idea of not understanding Alan, or who this "tails" is, was something I wanted to get across.
>I didn't want to explain it so clearly mind you, as that would be more unnatural than the way I did include it, but nonetheless it's the implications and vagueness that I feel carry you to conclusions that are unpleasant.
>I want to clarify that it's not meant hold the player at fault, Alan is thinking of the many comments he's heard from players based on how they react to his predicament.
>He's frustrated with how helpless he really is, and in his mind, he's venting his frustration impulsively
>The player is not at fault in my opinion; people are just curious and don't really understand because of the way X presents it.
>To us it's easy to take a step back and disconnect from it all, until we can't.
>Later on, it evolves. We do understand and yet we still enable it.
>It's not as though X ever hid anything; in fact, I feel his crude appeal is what makes us enable him. We're curious and want to see what he does next, so long as we're not directly at harm.
>And he understands that much earlier than we do, and he uses that to trap us.
>It's very fun to myself, and I feel I can make that clear without spoiling what else I have planned.

>>536796227
So... Undertale?

>>536796664
absolutely zero original ideas, holy shit

>>536796664
Undertale and deltarune are not the only games where you are explicitly an outside force controlling a character in the game

>>536798909
Do you really think Joe and his group have played any games that do that other than UT/DR?

>>536796227
>>I chose to include it because otherwise you'd just think this was tails as there's no indication it might be someone else.
>>And I do want people to view them as individual people instead of those familiar characters they already understand.
>>The idea of not understanding Alan, or who this "tails" is, was something I wanted to get across.
Why didn't he give "Alan" an original vessel design then? Or at least something to distinguish him from Tails aside from his missing namesakes?

>>536798909
It's the whole thing about the player wanting to know what happens next and X being aware of that that is exactly like Undertale. Sans knowing that you aren't doing the genocide run for any reason other than curiosity and seeing the outcome is the same stuff that Joe describes.

>>536800135
At the same time as this he doesn't want you to get too attached to these guys

>>536801752
>"please understand that these characters are not tails, knuckles, or robotnik"
>"also don't try to get invested in them either"
what even is his goal here?

>>536800135
>>536802415
so what im getting from this is that this man is deliberately making nothing characters just to put more focus on his super cool sonic slasher villain that has so much intent in his design despite being the exact same design from 14 years ago

>>536803575
So if these characters aren't who we are and we don't get invested into them, what's the point? He's going to purposely keep them as people void of character? Maybe what he's doing is showing the point of rooting for the underdog overcoming all obstacles only for it to be all in vain to show how its all meaningless in the end. Which I get but... it's the same shit as usual man. I get what Joe is trying to do, but I personally dislike it.

>>536803575
So if these characters aren't the characters we're used to, and we don't get invested into them, what's the point? He's going to purposely keep them as vessels void of character? Maybe what he's doing is showing the point of rooting for the underdog overcoming all obstacles only for it to be all in vain to show how its all meaningless in the end. Which I get but... it's the same shit as usual man. I get what Joe is trying to do, but I personally dislike it.

>>536805852
>>536803575
>Maybe what he's doing is showing the point of rooting for the underdog overcoming all obstacles only for it to be all in vain to show how its all meaningless in the end.
That's the fucking problem and instead of accepting the fact that this gay "nothing you do matters" trope needed to die, Joe is possibly doubling down on it. And calling X a slasher villain is insulting because slasher villains actually die in a satisfying way and can be resisted

I had no idea they were making another Godzilla fangame for the NES. I had heard about one, but it has nothing to do with this one

https://x.com/Dathree_O/status/1960133232474649069

>>536808329
erm, what the music box?

>>536808665
wdym?

>>536805852
>>536807291
its like theyre adding so much detail and self proclaimed nuance into shit that at the end of the day is completely worthless, leading the audience to question what the fuck the point of literally anything in the story is when its just characters dying
at least in a horror movie characters die in interesting ways and are at the very least kinda developed in either a direction that makes you feel for them or makes you hate them and want them to die
but here its just actually nothing and its completely on purpose which i feel is the worst part

>>536808329
https://gamejolt.com/games/godzilla1988/1002896
sprite work looks good at least

>>536807291
It's not gay but overdone. The "nothing you do matters" trope existed in other mediums for a long time with other common tropes and this is no different despite the fact I'm not a fan of it. Few slasher villains cheat death like Jason but they were able to be stalled before. What I'm genuinely tired of is that every victim of X are empty pushovers. At least Alan tried to hurt him but this don't satisfy me enough, I'm expecting too much out of this

>>536809558
>at least in a horror movie characters die in interesting ways and are at the very least kinda developed in either a direction that makes you feel for them or makes you hate them and want them to die
This popped up in my memory

>>536809920
True

>>536809920
It's quite fluid considering that the original sprite only uses 3 frames to move

>>536810930
yeah but no in sonic.exe sonic just reaches for your dick and makes a stock scream happen
some fucking how sonic.exe 2 (2012) had more elaborate and cool deaths than any of the actually canon material for this shit

it cant tell a story well because there is none, and what there is is the exact same story as 14 years ago but even more self-fellating and not even in a funny jc the hyena way
it cant showcase any sort of talent in animation because the deaths are the typical "cut to black and then a noise happens"
and it SURE AS HELL isnt capable of being scary, so i ask joedoughboi this

what the fuck is sonic.exe in our current landscape
what is its purpose beyond regurgitating the same pedophilic shit from 2011
what is this lore thats been built up for so long
and why pretend that youre making a vastly better story by simply removing the overly retarded jc-exclusive shit, and doing nothing beyond that
it genuinely makes me angry thinking about the supposed canon for this shit in its current form

>>536810209
I think joe is trying to make a story that is in a similar vein to "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream", where the protagonists win against an ultra-powerful entity

there's also worm, but that's a different case

>>536812825
that's cool and all but what if instead of Joedoughboi or JC the Hyena, it was Ian Flynn who was in charge of writing the new sonic.exe canon

>>536813024
x is trans
now you can call him a troon

>>536813160
two of the vessels would be lesbians
this means that Syrolander is the most Flynnian of all the exefags

>>536813262
syrolander never existed at all. he was joe all along
>fell_for_it_again.award

>>536813382
not true, joe knows how light works and doesn't make them bounce and stretch like wrinkles

>>536813534
and that proves that he can limit his power level to pretend to be someone else.
you fell for the jewish rapscallion shenanigans.

>>536812825
>what is its purpose beyond regurgitating the same pedophilic shit from 2011
the funny thing is, is that I doubt joe wants to reinvent this garbage formula in a way that makes it interesting because it "goes against the narrative."

>>536813534
Joe also doesn't chronically repost Sonaze art instead of working on his game or even better getting into fights with children

>>536813950
>sonaze and not songgman
incredibly unbased

>>536812825
You know there's a reason why people glossed over the canon back in the day in favor of certain takes like tails in halloween, bratwurst, and nightmare universe because they added something to the story even if flawed. The concept itself is ridiculous, everyone knows this. but why play it safe? if he wants to make it interesting he'll have to do what other people did and that's literally "go against the narrative" and reinvent. Maybe he's doing an "AM" out of this.

>>536814059
which is gay because the only reason the story and the game are good isn't because of the computer it's because of the characters, which sonic.exe has none

>>536814031
if we want to be FAST like our mom, we need to get into shipfagging wars
if you want it to be on-topic, just say that Sonic and Rouge are actually vessels and are both college students named Jamal and Shaniqua

>>536814059
>The concept itself is ridiculous. everyone knows this. but why play it safe?
Exactly, it's retarded, but at least make it fun. Have it play out like Spy Kids 3 or Pixels or fucking Jumanji. Anything, really. The worst thing you can do when telling a story is to have a boring presentation rather than a shitty one.

>>536814282
your post screams gay

>>536814656
Lord X could never hope to be as kino as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoRQNwRN5u0

>>536814676
sonic.exe will never have a ted

>>536814282
Sonic.exe is a terrible story because it lacks even the most fundamental of storytelling. There is no character to be invested in, no world to explore, no conflict to resolve and obstacles to surpass, and no plot.

That's why there's so much fanworks, because it's basically a blank canvas. Anyone can make something better than the original. which is funny in consideration

>>536814918
Isn't that partially why this general exists? to take fun in painting on said blank canvas?

>>536814851
Even Sportacus could beat X's ass in a chess match.

>>536814420
>we need to get into shipfagging wars
we? id rather ask about what the fuck ian flynn is going to do that to argue about exeships

>>536815128
what if ian flynn wrote a crossover between sonic and dc comics?

>>536814913
>sonic.exe will never have a ted
the movie? or the bear?

>>536815128
no no, not exeships, VESSEL ships
if you want more reason to do it, Joe got mad at some wiki janny for drawing pic related, so it'd be punk rock and counterculture to ship our vessel OCs together

>>536815329
the blob

>>536796227
>And I do want people to view them as individual people instead of those familiar characters they already understand.
then just go make your own creepypasta removed from sonic the hedgehog. done.

I would actually read it. joes story telling skills were not so bad in that comic, and if it had nothing to do with sonic, it would be good.

Hes been stuck in this beginners trap for how long now?

>>536815402
as a certified PC PORT SCHOLAR I'll have you know that Dave, the Knuckles vessel from SONIC2011, dies too many times while in purgatory and becomes this thing, paralleling how AM turns Ted into an immortal blob of agony as a punishment

>>536740932
I played the old version. The new version doesn't seem like it added anything important. If it doesn't explain what July 31st 1992 means, then I don't care
I am completely right about you guys getting this "Peach was possessed by THE FOREST KING who is torturing Mario" idea from Roblox and you cannot deny it. Say with a straight face that you didn't start calling Coronation Day Peach by male pronouns until you saw it referenced in Roblox fanart

>>536815063
yes. i miss our drawfags

>>536815063
I guess? I thought it was created to talk about the Vs. Sonic.exe mod and Needlemouse.
I wasn't there when the gen was created; I was too busy contemplating murder at the time.

But making fun of a blank canvas is only fun when you do something with it to prove a point, instead of just criticizing something and then doing nothing.

>>536815670
well that just rings hollow if we don't have the ted who decided to beat am by relieving others from the torture, which we can't have if we don't have characters, it's just fetish art

>>536815351
>Joe got mad at some wiki janny for drawing pic related
He got mad because someone drew Sonamy art?

>>536814913
Or a Benny, Ellen, Gorrister, or NIMDOK.

>>536815846
this specific version of Amy is Joe's recolor of her based on her Fleetway Comics design but wearing more normal human clothes

>>536815351
GIWTWM

>>536815614
Even Tails Gets Trolled had a good narrative and that had Sonic characters. it's weird.

>>536815670
why does he look like this

>>536816032
Joedoughboi claims ownership of Amy Rose in a t-shirt and jeans?

>>536816032
>this is not morally allowed
Does Joe realize how the internet works?

>>536814851
Toymaker is a close second.
https://youtu.be/L1FWvXgRYr0?si=PoNM71gsTwkeQmUu

>>536816571
please be patient, he's a twitter user. also has a bluesky account

>>536815285
Woah! Are you a psychic?

We talking about PC Port?
https://files.catbox.moe/2dq0z6.png
https://files.catbox.moe/31qq7c.png
>>536816494
unironically yes

>>536816805
no i work at dc comics I am close friend with ian flynn

>>536805852
The vessels are a means to an end. You march them to their deaths by X's hands whether they're willing or not. No matter what stands in the way.

>>536815351
This is like the tamest shit I've ever seen, she even got her clothes on.

>>536816870
>namefag
Why are Sonic PC fans such niggas?

>>536816870
gonna pc port myself outta here

>>536816870
does not-amy even have a confirmed name?

>>536817240
twitter

>>536817309
Nope!

>>536817309
joe has to look up "girl names" on google first

>>536815807
if Joe stops fucking around, Alan could be the Ted of PC Port. If that Not-Amy became the catalyst to make Alan toughen up and start figuring shit out, we'd actually start giving a shit about him. Alan would be a true underdog instead of being another throwaway character.

>>536817734
I dont think creating the ted of sonic.exe is much of an achievement, but its better than whatever joe will actually do

Is it that most of the vessels are throwaway clones we don't have to care about, and there's just the couple of "main" ones that actually get fleshed out?

>>536817734
no he wouldn't because that would require writing characters and not slapping names to sonic drawings

>>536817734
is there even a way to beat x? joe said that he's "omnipotent and beats your oc" or whatever, but inside the dimension he is god, right?

>>536817874
literally yes, it's confirmed that there are enough Knuckles vessels alone in circulation that sonic recolor #4 can have factory farms where he commits the Echidnacaust every day and Fang vessels are House Niggas that serve Massa X

>>536817883
literature be damned, because he needs it instead of being tails with a different name

>>536818197
This shit is so autistic I genuinely love it dude

You guys done yet with all of this unironic sonic.exe niggerbabble?

>>536818076
meh. X's power level depends entirly on what the writer feels like at the moment. He can range from being as weak to tails to being able to beat goku. It doesn't matter so long as he wins and looks cool at the end of the story. giving him a last minute kryptonite for alan to kill X with and save the day or just beating him through basic in game means is not at of the realm of possibility.

we love sonic.exe here.

>>536818397
nope

>>536818397
>he says, posting a sonic.exe reaction image

>>536818397
>stop talking about sonic.exe on exeg!

>>536818504
>xe says, under the knee of a police officer

>>536818397
you WILL listen to our autistic screeching about recolors and you WILL like it

>>536818470
I feel that if there is an end to the story it will be with the Lord being betrayed and trapped, not killed, but ultimately unable to do anything
But that's how losers think.

>>536818631
>brown hands typed this post

>>536818613
Erm excuse me chud why are you deadnaming /vcg/? This isn't very wholesome of you to post

>>536817883
>I have been running and hiding from that thing for so long, that I can barely even remember what it was like to rest. Even for a moment. That disc was the worst thing to happen to me. To all of us. Every time I'm brought back here to this.. "zone." This disgusting imitation, it feels like I'm caught in a timeloop, rather than being forced to play this role for the rest of my days. I can't let myself be at the mercy of this god damn alien playing dress up for the rest of my days. Sooner or later, that thing will get what's coming to him for what he did to us.
I typed this up in less than 10 minutes. Woooow so haaaard

>>536818197
this shit is so sad #echidnalivesmatter

>>536818803
This reads like how ian flynn writes megaman

>>536818860
and that's a good thing!

>>536818860
I never read megaman

>>536818860
wait, you can read megaman?

>>536818803
Lmao
https://bsky.app/profile/losermakesgames.bsky.social/post/3lwkd7wyhlk2q

TROON ALERT TROON ALERT
RENAME THE GENERAL TO /NIG/ RIGHT NOW

>>536819189
...why does he have a bluesky?

>>536818860
you fucker, I KNOW what you're talking about

>>536819189
you're not stephen king, joe

>>536819589
yeah, he didn't do cocaine yet

>>536819736
When is Joe going to write a child orgy scene like his GOD Stephen King

>>536819736
>yet
we must deliver mass amounts of cocaine to his doorstep.

>>536819826
we're going to need more cocaine for that one

>>536819826
honestly, i would respect him if he went that insane, even if the final product is shit
>when
when I introduce him to drugs and Hollywood parties
>>536819912
>picrel

>>536819826
>OFFICER! HELP!
>THERE'S A BUNCHA FURRIES RUNNING A TRAIN ON A SALLY ACORN CUNNY THERE!
>OH SWEET MOTHER OF SEGA BIG'S TAKING HIS BELT OFF NOW, YA GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER!
>I'M AN OUTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR, NOT AN OUTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE!

>>536819826
can someone draw this scene with all the vessels please I beg of thee

>>536819826
>that feeling when your victims are having sex due to the amount of stress you put them through from larping as your favorite video game character

Regardless, I love the idea of a pennywise/freddy kruger knockoff haunting a videogame and I'm not a nutcase for wanting it done right.

>>536820986
No, I agree. I love the idea and I want it done right too.

>>536820986
No, you're not wrong for thinking that. The more cheesy it is, the better.

I want a Sonic.EXE take that's not afraid to add more stuff and change things even if it gets insane even and im NOT KIDDING

>>536822259
breathtaking

>>536822259
boooooring

>>536822259
george floyd wasn't real. He just wasn't.

what if Alan Moore wrote sonic.exe? how would this epic pasta be turned into deconstruction and realism?

>>536823913
I don't know because I don't know who that is

>>536823913
Sonic.exe would rape knuckles, putting him in a cage and shooting Amy, paralyzing her, all to prove to Sonic with one bad day he can be just like him.

>>536818397
Hey. I said that first with coronation day. Stop copying me buddy, STUPID CORONATION FAG!

apparently Coronation Day has been completed, hoping they give a rundown soon enough.

>>536827420
I'm still trying to find out where the fuck to go

>>536827405
out with the old, in with the new

>>536827589
There's no way this game has this much content....

rayuko why do you keep reposting this?

>>536828048
https://m1nn4tsuki.straw.page/

>>536827934
I found something while building the cabin. I'm curious if this also leads to other areas, depending on how complete the cabin looks

>>536828048
https://www.youtube.com/@m1nn4tsuki

>>536828048
>https://m1nn4tsuki.straw.page/
I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7kvuPblV5s&t=46s&ab_channel=JohnXWoodcat

>>536828048
https://x.com/m1nn4tsuki

>gets outted
>starts spamming like a faggot

>>536828550
>>536828608
This is gay and retarded. Why don't you post the All-Father art you made with blood stains on it? That has meaning.

>>536828048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtsJP1dhMU8

Holy fucking kino

>>536828048
https://m1nn4tsuki.newgrounds.com/

>>536828048
https://l1mbyurii.newgrounds.com/

>>536828048
this is your fault

>>536828048
I wish you a sincere kill yourself

Do any of these doors go anywhere? I've been picking randomly and it hasn't been going anywhere.

>>536828048
https://bsky.app/profile/m1nn4tsuki.nekoweb.org

>>536829646
grow up

Nobody fucking cares stop posting those stuff, holy shit you guys are so fucking annoying, can someone post some revie goons to cheer little old me?

>>536829740
Can you jack off to Jane the killer like a normal person

>>536829602
how long you've been playing?

>>536829865
A day

>>536829975
jesus how long is it?

>>536829859
Show me w faps of her

>>536829994
That's the thing. I don't know. I'm currently both looking for a key and trying to figure out if one of those doorways leads anywhere. This game is a fucking maze of decisions that could lead to god knows where.

>>536828048
https://x.com/chosenanew

>posting gay porn now
mindbroken

sakkthbroken

rayukoken

jannies do your job and delete the rest of the spam like you should

W FAPS BRO!

>>536830428
>>536830482
ew. leave that behind.

Are these important? I feel like these are important.

Oh great, now I need to find a way to translate this crap. Add that to my to-do list, why don't you.

>>536829994
apparently around 10 hours, which I find hard to believe

gn, get some sleep

>>536835262
>10 hours
>TEN
>FUCKING
>HOURS
You're joking, right

>>536835262
how big is the rom hack, as in, file size?

>>536836994
do petah

>>536836518
'the is 4mb

>>536837059
so either people are lying about the romhack's length, or it is artificially extending playtime

>>536837171
you progress through 'the with patience as the game uses rng as its crutch

>>536837171
it's mostly rng bullshit to get through, if i had a guide it would be an hour? at most

>>536837398
would it be better if 'the doesn't have rng ? imagine going to the same 3 areas multiple times in a row

>>536840320
any game would be better without rng

>>536828938
risk of rain 1 moon sprite spotted

>>536840320
It does get exhausting but when you find what you're looking for it feels rewarding

>>536849872
amy is in shambles

HIM

>>536852025
Bro, you LOST.
Did you revive the thread? No! That was PC Port.
Did people write long posts about you? No! That was PC Port.
Did people do more than spam screenshots about you? No! That was PC Port.
Coronation Day trannys just need to admit nobody cares about them

>>536852494
leave that poor guy alone, you bully! don't you have anything better to do than whining like a bitch?

Does X decide who gets in which vessel or is it random. Can a little girl end up in a Metal Sonic vessel or will she always end up as Cream or Marine?

>>536855349
X puts her in the Rogue vessel and then has sex with her, so he's NOT a pedophile (bad person)

morning

>>536852494
I'm sorry, who are you?

>>536829349
AND HERS TOO

>>536836994
he looks like oro from street fighter

>>536759040
should be this saturday at 6pm pacific (01:00 utc), if irl shit doesn't get in the way
i've got Armageddon (1998) ready to watch, per request
>>536777286
iirc it was popular here before the cytube watched it

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Body_That_Copies

>I remember watching a video when i was 6 years old. It was a fanmade video that is about the children’s cartoon called Booba. He’s a furry creature that goes on funny adventures, except this one wasn’t funny at all. It all took place in a creepy jungle. Booba was stranded in that jungle ever since yesterday. For the first 10 seconds, it was just him walking around. Begging to escape.

its one "not-even-a-paragraph-because-this-is-poorly-formatted" in and i already dont want to read this anymore

>And then, he heard someone’s footsteps. He thought another person was around with him. Like the police, or another stranded person. He walked closer to the “person” and for 3 seconds, it cut off to booba’s shocked reaction. It was a corpse that looked like him. Every movement he did, the corpse mimicked them.

immediately im wondering if this was inspired by the corpse is mocking me

>It even somehow replicated his voice. Booba was a bit scared since a souless body was copying everything he does. He then walks away from it, but it didn’t copy him walking away, it was just laughing. Creepily. It then chased after Booba not giving him a chance to react. All i could hear during that sequence was bass boosted chiming bells, and booba’s screams of horror. And as you expected, Booba got killed. Scarring me until i became 10 years old. I don’t understand why they would make horrible videos with characters from kids shows. It really infuriates me. And did i mention i have a photo of the thumbnail? It’s here.

this was on the fucking wiki

Did a bunch of work on this yesterday and this morning. Obviously needs some more work, but besides the alterworld tile layout getting messed up in the translation, it's OK so far. This is not two different tilemaps objects being swapped in and out of memory, but rather one tilemap having its settings modified based on serialized binary data that I generated with a script. Here I've set the swap to buttons for testing (might want to include this as a feature in debug mode). I have to optimize the swap more since there's still a slight freeze (that freeze would not exist if the swap happened over several frames as I said before, but I'd still like it if an instantaneous, no-lag swap was possible), and figure out a way to carry over animated environmental details like flowers. I'll probably change the flowers to work like enemies where it's a single sprite that gets changed when the transition occurs, rather than before where the flowers and similar animated details were set as children of their respective worlds

>>536874470
finally.

>>536863609
Why I did what I did, IT WAS ALL FOR YOU AWWWW SHUUUUUUCKS

>>536874470
Is Knuckles going to be playable for the next update

>>536863609
>>536880732
funkg is that way
>>536559263

>>536852494
Coronation Day came out though unlike Sonic PC which is going through dev hell because even Joe hates what he's making

>>536852494
Groomed hands wrote this post. Did revie molest you into ERP and tell you to post this? Remember that the thread edition is dedicated to Coronation Day and not Sonic PC so that shows how trannies love to make everything about themselves

>>536852494
>>536893543
everyone in this general is mentally ill

>>536893543
>>536893087
The fact that you are even calling it by its Kunta Kinte name instead of "PC Port" shows that you are a gay nigga who LOVES Sonic.EXE and keeps up to date on all of its iterations

>>536893087
>>536893543
>>536894273
>>536895047
This really started because some faggot decided to be an ironic schizo over coronation day fanart. why does this game make certain shitposters lose their minds?

Coronation Day >>>>> OSF

>>536895047
>you are a gay nigga who LOVES Sonic.EXE and keeps up to date on all of its iterations
Can you stop projecting Dale Wilson? We already know this about you

>>536895890
>certain shitposters
EVERY SHITPOSTER YOU KNOW IS A CYTUBE JANNY THAT'S WHY EXEG GETS A LITTLE QUIET ON THE WEEKENDS

>>536898469
Shut up, faggot, they're not supposed to know that. Shut it the fuck down

>>536897968
>Can you stop projecting Dale Wilson?
Can I stop projecting? Alright listen nigga imma be real with you. The reason why I can't stop projecting because your mom keeps PC Porting her pussy on my dick daily. You see we had a lil coronation right, and she wanted to spice things up each time you go to sleep, we have this routine where she's dressed up in that raggedy ass Princess Peach outfit, plus I told her to keep it a lil dirty since it's authentic. So I got my Mario outfit ready to watch her jump on my dick like she's gaining 1UPs and she won't stop bouncing because the rhythm is too much bitch ass nigga, that's why I'm projecting my dick going into your mom.

>>536895890
they don't like actual discussions or genuine fun when somebody enjoy things they dislike.

so to anybody that played coronation day, did you liked it

>>536904967
no

>>536904967
I like it so far

>>536900361
What would Dale's vessel be if he were to play Lord X's game?

>>536904967
it's for gay niggers

>>536909276
uncle ruckus

>>536910413
fine smart guy what are some creepypasta games you actually like that aren't related to Sonic

>>536910882
Mario 85

>>536856382
But wouldn't it still be pedophilia since Rouge is possessed by a little girl?

>>536909276
I'm not entirely sure but I think he might be either Fang, Vector, or Sonic.

>>536910413
i know you are

>>536909276
His vessel would be Eggman because he's a deadbeat bum who lives in Section 8

Coronation Day troons got so upset about only posting screenshots and complaining about RNG that they shot up a school today. PC Port chads win yet again

>>536925816
No one is going to entertain your schizophrenic fantasies

>>536925816
We get it Cage James, you got raped by coronationCHADS and you're mad PC port isn't out yet

>>536925965
>>536926653
Coronation Day troons be like, "I'm not a faggot but my favorite character is a tranny because I love Mario's Madness"

>>536928372
>my favorite character is a tranny
This is like saying Pazuzu is a trans icon because he possessed a little girl

>>536928578
pennywise x babadook best ship this is truly what gay representation neededed!1!

>>536928578
AGPs would actually repeat this as a talking point if you worded it the right way

https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/519192825/#q519388692
This was never refuted

>funkshit image
>written before the update

>>536928578
If you jerked off to Pazuzu and called the girl by male pronouns then I would say you are jerking off to trannies. Also, nobody has ever called Regan by male pronouns. It's exclusively a Roblox tranny phenomenon to go into this thread and correct people who call Coronation Day Peach "she"
>>536929894
Show me something in the update that refutes it. Show me the update "there is a demon in the forest who is possessing the corpse of Princess Peach" or you are a fat gorilla nigger

>>536928372
>>536929529
How is demonic possession in the same ballpark as tranny shit? Can you explain?

>>536930174
>>536930093

>>536930093
>Show-
I thought you hated screenshots of Coronation Day? Play the game yourself retard

Every time you people talk about Coronation Day, it makes me wonder if you actually know anything about it, because you're always insisting that it's some story about Super Mario and Princess Peach and a demon. Of course, a totally in-universe explanation like that is going to be popular, but it doesn't explain all the dialogue, specifically the hack's metafictional elements and references to real-world dates.

Why does the true ending's text begin with "July 31st, 1992"? Do you really think that's supposed to be some date within the Mario universe? That's obviously retarded. So the whole "Peach got possessed by a demon who is torturing Mario" thing was obviously not the intention of the hack's authors.

So why do you insist on asserting this as fact? Some of you even try to correct people on the gender of the "Forest King", because in that theory, it's a male spirit possessing Peach. Don't you think that by asserting this silly Princess Peach Possession thing, you are spitting on the hack's efforts to create a vague horror narrative with many different possible interpretations? You claim to enjoy Coronation Day but every time you talk about it, you undermine what it does best.

>>536930451
So it doesn't exist, and you concede, and I won. Wow, I'm smart at this

>>536930218
If you played the fucking game you'd see the word "Him" everywhere specifically anytime the entity using peach's body is near.

>>536930639
>So why do you insist on asserting this as fact?
what other explanation is there? what happened to princess peach?

This shitposter is using House of Horrorbrews as a reliable source, which makes them a tranny. R&I

>>536930719
>the entity using peach's body
You are so retarded. You cannot get your mind out of this framework that you got from Roblox transexuals who draw artwork like this

>>536931042
i dont care what this is i still would

>>536930867
You are so unbelievably stupid. When you saw MARIO's text boxes about people being maimed, did you think, "Wow, I can't believe Mario and Yoshi did that." Or did you understand think that these descriptions were talking about real-world events?

>>536930639
How 'bout I take my muthafuckin' god damn covenant, chase you down in the middle of the muthafuckin' snow- you're running. You see a bunch of us in black cloaks running towards, you see me in a gold cloak. Big, tall, muscular... evil ass motherfucker, running at you. First I start off like this, 'cause I don't need my full speed to catch you. Then I see you start to speed up. Then I start speedin'. Then I just go-(hand gestures), and I just sic my whole covenant, and they're just chasing you. Runnin' at you like wolves in black... in black capes. They tackle you.

Anon, this is you right? I'm me, this is you. Tackle you-(jumps onto bed)(grunt). Grab you. I call over Rocks, signal. Rocks comes from behind you. I have all my covenant cloaks, rippin' off your clothes, you're ass naked in the snow, stuck... like this. You're stuck, and I hold you, and you're like(exaggerated crying). And I'm like, "Rocks!" I make the snap, Rocks, rips off his clothing, flops out his BBC Jr. On the fuckin' right ass cheek, on the left. While all my covenant cloaks hold you down, and he just forcefully FUCKS you, and chokes you.

MMH. MMH. And you're like AOUGHGUUGHOGOUGHOUGH and he just HUMPS you. BUSTING you. And just humiliating you, and I command my whole cloaks, to stand around you... and ejaculate and bust nuts all over your frozen body... while we force you to lay there and freeze in the snow, bitch ass nigga! Suck my dick! Thank you for the bumps too, FAGGOT!

>>536930867
play the game and figure it out by yourself. do you want to be spoon-fed info?

>>536931042
?

>>536931484
>>536931182

>>536931484
Wow, there's text that says "him" when scary Peach is near, so that means that Princess Peach died and a scary male demon is possessing her corpse to torture Super Mario. You're a genius. You should be a professional critic of literature

>>536931182
explain what you think happened to princess peach then. what's your theory?

>>536931531
Nigga do you think what happened in Coronation Day was real and not some random cryptic bullshit underway wrote because he thought it'd be cool? You're really doing some heavylifting

>>536931531
>>536931628
who is the "king of this forest" then?

I don't even care if you think the hack is about Peach dying and getting possessed. That's fine! But you niggers actually try to correct people on Peach.EXE's pronouns, you try to ASSERT your interpretation as the factual events of the story. That makes you a mega faggot

>>536931642
NTA but my guess is that the events of the hack are an allegory for a real world event that happened in 1992, where a husband and wife built a cabin in the woods and were tormented by a demon from the forest.
Green Mountain is the same way, being an allegory for two murderers that buried a corpse in a mountain trail

>>536931820
ANSWER THE QUESTION NIGGEEEEEER
>>536931642

>>536931902
'the fell off
fucking reddit writing

>>536931820
that's irrelevant to the fucking conversation. this is about trying to disprove a theory.

>>536931815
>>536931951
The king of the forest is Dr. Fauci who coerced Peach into getting surgery to live her true life as a goat otherkin, and she also became a cyborg with jet boosters which is how she can fly. She is trying to kill Mario for not taking his booster shots. After she is done, she will team up with George Droid to fight Ian Flynn.EXE and the SCP Foundation. This is the one true canon interpretation of Coronation Day

IF CYTUBE WAS ON RIGHT NOW NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING
RELEASE SMGDSP CARPETMUNCHER

>>536932081
this is the true and only correct interpretation of my room hack! you deserve a prize! here, have 30 aborted fetuses!

Niggas be walkin

>>536932081
George Floyd will have an arc similar to Vegeta where he defects from the Forest King Force and becomes allies with Ian Flynn, where they will do a fusion dance in the far future to become Ian Floyd and defeat OSF X

HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS PYRAMID HEAD RUUUUUN

You know you have a good story in your hands when nobody can agree what it's actually about.

I've noticed that there's been one or more new posters recently, and I appreciate their presence! This argument has all been a lot more fun because there are people arguing from both sides while usually it's just one side arguing while the other cries impotently in trooncased despair

>>536932742
offtopic but this fanart goes crazy

Why does it call itself "King" then

>>536932842
plays too much candy crush

>>536932802
WHY ARE YOU TROONCASING

>>536932802
Don't worry Jane, I'll bring more posters from my Tumblr blog!

>>536932802
This general is just retards fighting now but it's actually entertaining. Pass the popcorn

>>536932802
You're welcome! This argument is giving me a lot of good screencap material to post on my twitter

>>536932914
WHY ARE YOU TROONCASING AT THE TRANNY'STORE!?!??!?!

FUCK YOU

>>536933106
It's X, you piece of shit. I oughta kill you right here

>>536933106
>deadnaming x
i should rape your fucking ass, you little kike

>>536881027
Knuckles has been playable in the OSF since the very beginning

>>536881027
Yeah, he's a new addition to the roster

>>536874470
Are you aiming for a halloween update release or no

>>536881027
no unfortunately hes too black for osf

kneel before your LORD

>>536933605
I'm not sucking your cock

>>536931642
What happened to Mario and Yoshi at the end of MARIO? It's not an in-universe story, so it doesn't matter!
>>536931715
Lowest IQ nigger

>>536933834
>What happened to Mario and Yoshi at the end of MARIO?
They died

>>536933834
>it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right
>guitar riff

>>536933834
Quit deflecting. I want to know what your theory is on what happened to peach.

>>536934107
How are you this retarded? It doesn't matter what happened because in Coronation Day's story, they're fictional characters!

>goes from "you're a tranny if you interpret it like this" to "they're fictional characters why are you so mad chud"
Lowest IQ nigger

PC Port bros.....

>>536934286
It's a simple question. surely you can answer it. what do you think happened? why is peach fucked up looking? who is "the king"?

>>536935512
I did answer your question, you just don't get it. Nothing happens to Peach because in Coronation Day's story, she's fake. It's not the REAL Peach.
Everything that's referred to in the game is real world stuff. That's why there are REAL DATES. When the game says 1992, do you think it means 1992 in the Mario world or the real world?

>>536935949
Mario the idea

>>536934420
the concession is fucking telling. not you, you're fine.

>>536935949
>Nothing happens to Peach
then why do you think she looks fucked up. what is the story behind that?

>>536936470
Because it's a game world used to describe real events? Things are fucked up because Coronation Day uses video game characters as an allegory for a non-game world event similar to MARIO?
What happened in 1992? Was that also the Mario world? You are such a stupid nigger

"HIM" is the man carrying a garbage bag in the document

>>536936871
In 1992 super fucking mario went out to drink a glass of milk

>>536936871
Can you prove it's an allegory? can you prove this is based on supposed real-world events? what is Peach's floating mutilated corpse meant to be an allegory of?

>>536937309
It's an allegory because of it gives real world information and dates like 1992
>can you prove this is based on supposed real-world events? what is Peach's floating mutilated corpse meant to be an allegory of?
Do you actually think I'm saying that Coronation Day is based on a thing that really did happen? When I say real world, I mean NOT the game world. The real world in this instance is also fake, but it's a world not filled with Mushrooms and talking dinosaurs.
Again, when you saw the descriptions in MARIO, did you think this actually happened in our world or that the game was referring to an event that occurred in not Mario-coin-dinosaur-power-up world?
How do you get dressed? Do you need to manually breathe?

>>536937689
I'd believe if you it wasn't for the part with Peach's ghost comforting Mario. You could argue that the theme of the story is being unable to move on and being haunted by guilt. Art is meant to be interpreted, is it not? Well, that's how I interpret it.

>>536938018
You are such a bitch because you know your tranny points can't be defended, so after writing multiple posts defending yourself, you now have to say, "We can have different interpretations!"

>>536938175
All I did was ask you for your theory. And you keep dodging the question. Why do you think "Peach" looks like that? I've asked you five times now, and you haven't given a straight answer.
>>Because it's a game world used to describe real events?
What events? Do you think it's an ARG about the developer projecting his guilt onto the players after killing his wife?

exeg loves the desert.

>>536939191
You can't read. You keep asking a retarded question that doesn't apply because Peach isn't real. She looks like that because she, and everything else in the game, is supposed to represent something real. It doesn't matter what the actual event is because my point is your retarded tranny theory can't work.
Again, what do the dates mean? Explain the dates in your tranny Mario in-universe theory. You haven't answered that question.

Mario is in a coma theory

What if both are real

>>536939687
>You keep asking a retarded question that doesn't apply because Peach isn't real.
It's trying to tell a story. you have to at least try to explain what you think is going on here.
>what do the dates mean?
This admittedly is what stumps me, but one way I can make sense of it is that the passage of time in this setting is the same as ours. I interpret it as "him" mocking the detectives' attempts to uncover Peach's disappearance.

>>536941687
What detectives? Toadsworth?

>>536941763
Are you really going to pretend that detectives don't exist in the mario series?

>>536942340
ignore the mario tourists anon

>>536941763
Bro never heard of Sherlock Mario

>>536931820
It's funny because this guy was probably trying to flex his creepypasta knowledge and how he REALLY played the hack and knew the LORE, and was trying to hold that KNOWLEDGE over the heads of the unwashed funkshitters, and in doing so exposed his own lack of understanding of the source material and that he liked to play Roblox games

>>536942340
The RPGs aren't real Mario games

i wanna have real hot steamy sex with some greasy loser here

>>536951518
He's from Mario Party Advance

>>536931902
>Green Mountain is the same way
Green Mountain WISHES

>Thanks Deltarune
THERE IT ISSSSSSSS

niggas be trying to write shit from knowledge that they got from liberal, western works and female writers.

>>536952397
The creepy face looking at Tails was kinda interesting but whatever Joe, keep glazing deltatroon

>>536953778
ironic

>>536952397
Imagine neutering yourself to suck off an unfinished game

>>536953927
What's ironic?

>>536954057
yknow, deltatranny?

Someone make a creepypasta about this
>do it yourself
no I lack fingers

>>536955930
how did you fucking type your post then you fucking prick

>>536956660
tongue

>>536956701
....BOB?

>>536956934
yes thats me

>>536951675
hot...

>>536951675
remove the clothing
also has the sonic vessel ever appeared in PC port? did lord k rape him?

>>536959036
Joe's strawpage implies there's a possible sonic vessel "character", but it could still be X
https://losermakes.straw.page/

>>536959587
joe should make the sonic vessel the main character
>why?
because he's sonic and x is obsessedfaggotwith him

>>536959685
goodnight exeg

Goodnight exeg

>>536959685
Would that mean X is gay for who ever is unfortunate enough to end up in a Sonic vessel?

>>536968152
is it gay if he gives himself a vagina

>>536968152
maybe, but nothings stops him from making sonic a living creature in his world. like an unpowered guardian.

or maybe he has a fetish for soul bondage?

Sex with vessels.

I'm gonna getcha

I am >>536982090

What if Ian Flynn died while he and George Floyd were on a romantic retreat out in the forest?

>>536990305
good ending

>>536976226
Blowing unnamed Amy vessel's back out

morning

>>536951518
>The RPGS
HE'S FROM MARIO PARTY ADVANCE

>>536982090
is this real

>>536967787
And then the Nostalgia Critic and Peter Griffin bled at me!

>>536982090
I think i also saw one on Epstein's island

>>537018963
post it

>>536991825
I think at some point her name was "Rose" but that's probably changed. It's entirely possible Joe altered StC Amy's design before coming up with a name

>>537020849
yup just a little bit away from the curse one

>>537027808
did hatcher do that

pythex where's the curse x osfx fanart on the wiki page you have to include literally every drop of content

>>537037457
rayuhuh?

/exeg/ loves the desert

>>537038730
how far are you

>>536951680
>>537001580
That's not a real Mario game either

>>537039015
But I can play it therefore it's real

>>537039075
Record yourself playing Mario Party Advance right now or you're a liar

>>537039151
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Party_Advance
There's an article of it on wikipedia therefore it's real. Wikipedia has ONLY the truth

What if Coronation Day starred Fluttershy from MARIO?

>>537039284
>Retrospectively, Mario Party Advance is widely considered to be one of the worst games in the Mario Party series by critics and is the lowest rated Mario game of all time
Confirmed as not a real Mario game

>>537039498
>>537039498
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), despite its abysmally negative reputation, is still a real Sonic game played by video game critic YouTube channels and Lythero

I have a great idea for a drawfag. Draw the start of Coronation Day with the "again" text, but Mario is Ian Flynn and the forest is an /exeg/ thread

>>537039861
that's fucking retarded

>>537039861
Hatcher should draw this

>>537041575
erm, what the music box?

>>537037457
>Search up "pythex" on arch.b4k
>Tranny on tranny violence