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>Previous Thread
>>536526107

>>536774826 (OP)
yeah this is the thread

yep, this is the thread

yep, this is the thread

I'm fine with mine dying >>536774869 as long as we're not using the sharty one

>>536775485
>>536775258
thread right here

3 NIGAS
ON CART

>faggot anon complains people are making early threads
>makes an early thread an entire 8 posts early just because he hates anime
KWAB
this thread was actually on time, it's the real one

>>536775865
he's already trying to copy the ritualposts >>536775294
pathetic

>>536775258
>>536775485
>>536775770
real thread confirmed

>>536774826 (OP)
post fragging tunes
https://youtu.be/WPbeEtjo70g

>>536776145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc

>>536776145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ

>>536776145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aV9HGFnFnA

Did Zesty win yet?

>>536776145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBZrRCCrXE

>>536775985
he's so sad, we landed a schizo dictator who cares so much about the OP he won't let anyone else make a thread

>>536776145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvg

>>536776145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iJfC_jTNSM

>>536776145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s246jVd6kJ0

>>536775985
LMAO he even got the konata one wrong
CARR

>>536776145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9P_XR6leOM

>>536776558
The real worst part is how low effort the OP images are for me. The anime edits from that anon are quite charming in comparison even if still simple in nature.
>>536776971
He's still going lmao

>>536777091
he literally just googles something + tf2 to try and get an OP image, and meanwhile we have tf2gs making OCs themselves and it makes him man

>>536776691
>>536776848
I like the siivagunner tf2 rips, they're fun

>>536777187
mad*

>>536777091
we love sovlfvl anime edits

make sure to do the needful on the other thread for spam

>>536777294
agreed 100%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYYp2pGyfuM

Finally a good thread

so what kind of mvm maps do you think we're gonna get? I saw some on the workshop that are kinda bland sadly

>>536777365
indeed

>>536777629
they're all gonna be boring and broken at launch because valve doesn't playtest

>>536777589
>>536777365
trvke

>it's the 3rd game in a row of being on a team of east european children that don't know what spies are yet

Kewl.

>>536777464
haha that one was especially funny
not good for tunes, but funny

>>536777629
I'm looking more forward to the new aussies instead
I really want the shotgun

>>536777802
>>536777629
sadly you're both right, maybe we could get lucky and get some new australiums at least

>>536777945
>>536778027
I hope valve does make new ones or at least use some of the workshop ones people are submitting
would be a huge missed opportunity otherwise

For me, I hope it's New Zealiums

>>536778118
>>536777945
agreed, I want an aussie pistol

>>536778128
Bocchi's Bocchis.....

>>536778128
those were were always really nice, yeah

>>536778128
SEXO

>>536778204
haven't seen many suggest the pistol, but I do like using it on scout to finish off targets

This is the one
Now, about that MvM update...

>>536778329
I love the silver look of these mods

>>536778329
Yeah I find the silver/steel a lot nicer on the eyes than the shade of gold Valve used for aussies. Plus it fits the merc's colors a bit more, but maybe that's just me.

>>536778329
looks less silvery and more default shine cranked to 100x still looks sexy and better than aussies

>>536778484
Soon. Can't you feel it?

>>536778692
there were some mods that were brighter and shinier, but I liked the subdued look of that one

>>536778602
yeah, the colors of australiums are really bright and saturated and look out of place

>>536778128
Do you have that golden wrench one?
I'm missing it for my folder

>>536779081
Bocchi's bocchis are not that big

>>536778816
27th is the deadline, very soon in fact

>>536779081
>>536779192
HOLY BOOBA

>>536779154
nuh uh
>>536779192
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4b/Sniper_thanks01.wav

>>536779081
>>536779192
bocchi owes me sex

>>536779310
so that's where scout gets all his mad milk

>>536779310
overhealed bocchi

>>536779404
wish I could milk those desu

>>536778931
>>536778329
I like both of these, but it definitely looks better with the shine cranked down a bit

>>536779470
reminds me of those old matsu sensei big titty heavy comics where her boobs grow when overhealed

>>536779730
I remember those, can't find the specific one though

one for /drg/

>>536779871
they should've put dwarf engie in this game too

>>536779952
sadly, valve stopped doing promos
we're lucky we got the paladins one

the schizo fag's trying to get the better thread taken down, keep pushing lads

>>536780117
the cart is supposed to move FORWARD

Post Spy loadouts

>>536780196
https://vocaroo.com/3gUgLJ2QWtl

>>536779730
classic, total classic.

>>536780348
kek gets me every time

>>536779192
erectin

>>536780196
keep pushin lads!

>>536780348
glad we have these

>>536780196
https://vocaroo.com/105P4WbHDQgt

>>536780314
Make your inventory public

>>536774826 (OP)
Which mercenary has the biggest penis?

>>536781139
voice (me): no!

>>536781312
me, after seeing
>>536779310

>>536781071
another classic

>>536781139
Side note I used to have the Counterfeit Billycock with this loadout but I got that pillar during the crate depression which also fits.

Does something like this exist for TF2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbKLw5QVvXo

Beavis and Butthead cosmetic sets when?

>>536781992
Not sure, the b4nman probably has one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLIcWrFidmE

>>536781939
I still regret not being around for free unusuals.

>>536782052
right after the King of the Hill ones

>>536782368
Anon...
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/King_of_the_Hill

>>536782334
It was crazy how it happened in the middle of the night and then was patched immediately in the morning, I was lucky my sleep schedule was fucked up

>>536780314
spy loadouts

>>536782472
BWAAAH?

boy I tell you what dang ol spies man

>>536782528
gaben works fast when the cash flow is threatened

>>536774826 (OP)
>It's weird seeing Frying Dutchman's name come up in this because the last I remember hearing about him was when I and Daniel hired him and OneFourth to the TF2C team in early 2015 and those two idiots basically took control of the project from us and started shoving us towards working on Deathmatch and 4 Team when we both didn't want to work on those modes. 4 Team ended up staying but all the work we did on DM was for naught, and it was later removed from the mod entirely and then turned into Open Fortress and Team Deathmatch Classic. Frying's a goof.

Can you elaborate further in detail?

Do you know who catfish sparcdoc

Do you have any other horror stories of emporium users?

In detail please as much as you can, information dump if possible.

Be helpful for potential case.

>>536783127
Yeah, the window of opportunity was nuts though. I wish I had been able to tell my friends about it

>>536783007
I killed fitty soldiers!

tfw you had all the bugged crates in your backpack when the crate depression happened

>>536783479
I opened 3 of the series 3 crates, and 1 of the series 1 crates. I sold the other bugged series 1 to recoup my losses in case Valve didn't do refunds

>>536783234
yeah I was asleep at the time, shit sucks

>>536783180
>Do you have any other horror stories of emporium users?
NTA but the most well known one is that Emporium users named Drew and Metabolic/Human1 had a private server where they harassed and doxxed other workshoppers. It got particularly bad when they went after one named Vipes, even stealing his identity and preventing him from buying a house. They still come here and try to get us to go after Vipes

>>536783815
I fully expected valve to do some kind of inventory revert, too can't believe they let people keep them

>>536784008
Didn't those two gang stalk extra ram and get him expelled from university over the phone?

>>536784274
Yeah, they hacked his discord too. He had to make an entirely new discord account

>>536784353
>>536784274
They said they were sorry. Stop digging through the Emporium's old laundry and move on.

>>536784476
>soz I ruined your life UwU
Yeah that totally fixes everything. And it's not like they aren't still coming here and trying to harass Vipes

>>536783180
I'm genuinely interested now what happen to Sparcdoc?

>>536784476
Did they even apologize?

>>536784634
Sparcdoctor was accused of grooming minors, but they never posted any proof and Square posted an announcement for people to not work with him. Supposedly the other mods were still trying to decide what to do, so Square was given backlash and forced to step down. Then the police got involved and the other mods stepped down. Whole thing was a mess and caused Sparc to try suiciding

I for one can't wait for when Valve starts using AI to make their games. The niche that the Emporium fills will be one that is easily filled by AI

>>536784804
The Emporium claims they did, but Vipes says he never even received an apology, not that it would make much difference

>>536785010
then we're just trading slop for other slop. valve should just stop community involvement entirely

>>536780314
wish i could use a shupo objector

>>536784867
Can you elaborate further on Police involvement?

>>536785153
I know, but it'll be funny seeing workshoppers lose their livelihood.

>>536785290
I don't know more than what was said in the Emporium 'cord. They didn't say specifically what happened just that the police were in fact involved

>>536785525
true, but that can happen just by removing workshop support. they're all already expecting deadlock to have workshop items

>>536785218
I think there's a way to load your applied decal on loadout, meet the team does it automatically somehow

I doubt that anon's attempt to get the police to investigate the situation and make arrests will be fruitful, but the Emporium eating its own shit for its own misdeeds is always welcome.

>>536785901
yeah, I know you can
But I meant with spy

>>536786001
There's enough info on the vipes situation to potentially build a solid case, vipes himself supposedly filed a police report which could provide corroboration

>>536786175
Oh right. I had a brain fart and forgor spy can't actually use the objector. Well, there's always clan pride / photo badge

>>536786361
>spy can't actually use the objector.
he should, it would be really funny to whack people with an objector and they die

Stop using the fucking wrong thread retards
Come home white man >>536774596

>>536786491
your thread is the wrong one retard, you don't get to dictate what's in the OP by making early threads

>>536786491
no
stay there

>>536786491
I'm using both

>>536786491
eat a dick faggot stop letting anime bother you this much

>>536786491
TRVKE

>>536786491
(You)

>>536786884
(Me)

>>536785568
https://steamcommunity.com/id/1063754/

Are you referring to this person who had the police break into their house at 4.45 am and take their computer? They are from the us and it matches up timeline wise with emporium drama 10 months ago

>>536786491
Getting desperate? No one likes your threads no matter how much you spam it.

>>536786548
>>536786663
>>536786836
TRVKE

>>536786941
(Us)

>>536786991
It might have been, Roren is one of the staff there

>>536786991
They are friends with domi who made the first accusations and alot of the emporium mods

If I'm around when /tf2g/ hits 750 posts, I'll make a thread with /drg/ related OP. Both the Simpsons and anime are for faggots.

How does Heavy fire the Minigun?

>>536787414
If you look closely there's a trigger on the rear handle he squeezes

>>536787382
you could also just use the other thread (that's getting deleted pretty soon) if you hate anime so much

>>536787414
Sasha is alive and listens to his commands

dubs I play tf2
singles I jerk off

>>536787382
I'd help you do it but there's a 100% chance the terminally online schizo who lives here makes another thread with another fox TV show deviantart image he found in 5 seconds. Because only HE is allowed to make the threads

>>536787842
Why not both?

>>536787842
can't get dubs on /vg/

>>536787974
00

>>536788084
that skews it pretty heavily towards almost never getting that option though

>>536787919
Can't compete with schizos who make early threads, but we can always try.

>>536788358
True, true

>>536787321
>>536787334
I had chatgpt run all the logs for the emporium and there's no mention of proof or a victim.

Your tears mean more than anything evidence could

>>536788583
>I had chatgpt run
stopped reading there

Here's my take. There's a delete user and a throw away account that post on sparcdoc incident. You find out who they are you find your person.

>>536788583
can chatgpt even access discord? you need a bot account in the server for it to work

>>536789406
Yeah you're right, that anon's bullshitting. You have to give a bot permission to access a server and it's not in there

>>536789406
>>536789704
Plugins bro

>>536790012
Discord is set up so that you have to give bots specific permissions to access servers. If you don't add the chatGPT bot or plugin to the server it can't read it. Even if it could somehow hack its way, it would be blocked by the Emporium needing you to link a Steam account to see anything in there

Okay I like the Dalokohs Bar now

>>536790280
holy COOM

>>536790280
based

>>536790280
naisu bocchers

>>536790968
because we're all in this thread (I know you're reading this)

>>536790280
mmm milk chocolate

>>536790968
because I don't like your threads

>>536790146
Its really not that hard to setup a throw away account. Free account free game

>>536791234
trvke

>>536791268
For a human, yes. I'm saying ChatGPT can't get in there. I've made discord bots before.

>>536791121
>>536791234
it's so fucking sad how he's been doing nothing but samefagging his thread for 2.5 hours, desperately calling the mods

>>536791765
if you notice this thread is way peaceful since he can't samefag about hating anime and half of the posters without his thread dying

https://youtu.be/lHBZ1nGNS-s
>VIP and other maps upvote botted
>emporium creator gets the emporium to mass downvote a map they don't like
>investigation into the map botting silently fades away
>0 word of any of this in the emporium
>emporium member responsible for the mass downvoting not banned from the emporium
https://x.com/TF2Emporium/status/1958959865130279011
Hmm...

>>536791904
yeah, it's nice here, his samefag thread acts as a containment zone

https://youtu.be/RAcfw-3E9gA
This is peak.

>>536791956
Chickenman talked his way out of it and tried to pretend it was ackshually other people who botted the Offshore map. The Offshore mods bought the story sadly

>>536792101
take me back bros

>>536792101
Cringe

>>536792101
Based

>>536792239
What I meant by "can we get it to 16???" is "can we get the Offshore update map count to 16???".
I meant no disrespect to Razoldon or the other creators of Riverport.
t. Chickenman

>>536792967
Pretty much what happened

Is it delusional to assume the Heavy update is coming with the MVM update? The last time they asked for themed maps was Jungle Inferno... this surely has to be the same thing, right?

>>536793150
>Is it delusional to assume the Heavy update is coming with the MVM update?
Yes, very. Eric said in an email that they're only doing maps and missions which means no new Heavy weapons

>>536792967
kek

>>536793316
Not even new australiums? Damn

widowmaker lowkey kinda a chuddy weapon

>>536793527
In terms of what they're accepting. It sounded like they don't know what they're doing with the MvM update though so it could be in question

>>536793817
I hope they do add more then

>>536792239
They were totally in cahoots with the emporium.
>admins leaked sensitive information to chickenman so he could cover tracks
>the crux of their argument was a forced confession made by someone who wanted to preserve their safety and future projects.
>the emporium responsible for banning zesty from the server is friends with the owner
>the person who was behind the investigation was incentivized to "prove" that zesty wanted to destroy offshore and "harass workshoppers"
>the response document was an attack on the victim and the whistleblowers for exposing it in the first place
I could go on and on.

>>536794282
I heard that that Lucky guy in charge of Offshore also caused drama during Tropic Crisis. Crazy how people keep working with people like this

He's so perfect bros

>>536794449
it's because they're all friends with each other. doesn't matter to them who outside the group gets stepped on

>>536794624
indeed

>>536794449
I heard about this as well, though the details elude me. I DID have the misfortune of seeing him in the Offshore server, and he was a massive prick. Kept bothering one of the whistleblowers (deer btw) and threw tantrums over trivial stuff. Of course, he's supposedly "Anti-Emporium" yet he exclusively works with Emporium members. Curious.

>>536794926
> he's supposedly "Anti-Emporium" yet he exclusively works with Emporium members.
The Offshore thing was supposed to be independent but yeah all the people in there were from the Emporium, it was glaringly obvious

Nobody here even noticed that Cipherlock was in the Aquarius credits

>>536794449
>makes one sprite that is used on the map
>demands more than 1% cut for his efforts
If true, he's a certified faggot

>>536795118
worst tf2tuber

>>536795118
dude has a habit of buddying up with the emporium for free money, not surprising

>>536795118
He's one of the good guys apparently. At least he interacts with ZJ on a daily basis, if ZJ to be believed.

>>536795118
He's a compulsive liar that insists he has insider info with Gabe's son or whatever yet has never been right about anything
Still think it's funny he "planned" a q&a with an anonymous valve dev telling people to check his channel out to ask what questions he should ask only to do a rug pull and say the valve guy "changed his mind". Just a shameless publicity stunt for his channel. Pathetic.

>>536795684
>At least he interacts with ZJ on a daily basis, if ZJ to be believed.
Haven't heard of that before, but I still hate how he uses his channel to shill himself and buddy up with the emporium

From what I've been hearing, the emporium and tf2maps were plotting to "destroy" zesty's alternative workshop server. According to a few members there, I (think) they raided the server once and stirred shit a bunch of times for the lols. Their reasoning? Tolerance of edgy and right wing content.

>>536796702
That wouldn't be surprising to me, not a day goes by that they don't obsess over the orange man

>>536793538
If you can keep your metal combo going yeah it kinda is

>>536796702
The funny part about this is by doing so, they're only proving Zesty right. Imagine thinking that you're doing a service to the workshop by destroying alternative avenues for resources, and funneling people towards "approved" communities?

>>536790280
I also like the Second Banana

>>536774596
WE'RE IN HERE!

>>536797719
no we're not faggot

>>536797719
you mean (you) are in there desperately samefagging
we already told you to fuck off

The Judgement hour is upon us.
Two /tf2g/ threads, but only one shall prevail.

>>536797675
keep up the huge milker edits, they're great

>>536797675
oh my god SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>536797719
no
go back to your containment thread and stop posting here

Demofloyd is the funniest thing about /tf2g/.

>>536797675
bocchi owes me sex again

Why can't we have demofloyd OPs anymore?

>>536798291
at least he's given up bumping his thread after 3 hours

>>536794869
such a cutie

>>536798350
the peace was nice while it lasted

BlessedViva did nothing wrong.

>>536798396
huntsman is such a fun weapon too

>>536798481
true, hopefully the jannies wake up from their nap

>>536798510
except you know, the part with the gore and the 'p

>>536798350
>Both the sniperfag and floydschizo giving up on their thread and coming here
sigh

>>536798510
who the hell is blessedviva i saw him in a game a couple days ago, i need the lore

>>536798808
pathetic how he gave up lol

>>536798852
No life mexican tripfag who has been coming here for literally 13+ years, posting with the same trip and bragging about working at the same dead end grocery job for the same amount of time. He finally got permabanned recently when he posted gore that was supposedly pizza

>>536798808
look on the bright side, it means anime won

>>536798510
/tf2g/ died with BlessedViva

>>536799028
bigly

>>536798450
>>536798994
if you're going to taunt his thread do it here so you don't give him bumps

>>536798550
Yeah I basically use it more than the rifle at this point. I love just most people seeing you use it will scare them.

>>536799137
I wss doing just that before he went into melty mode

Zesty's letter is gonna give us quickplay right?

>>536799913
Who?

- Eric

>>536799485
I like using it on offense so I can stay mobile

>>536799028
Immensely

>>536798852
an oldfag that's been around since the dawn of /tf2g/. recently got banned for posting gore, jannies thought the guy in the gore video was a kid but was just a hairless asian man
https://files.catbox.moe/gfbdq2.webm

for playing tf2 as long as he did you'd expect him to be good at the game...

>>536798852
Fat brown attentionwhore

>>536800569
>for playing tf2 as long as he did you'd expect him to be good at the game...
instead he's a shitter who blames everyone else for his shortcomings, kek

>>536800569
>>jannies thought the guy in the gore video was a kid but was just a hairless asian man
>mods, your honor, if you zoom in and watch closely you can tell this guy getting his body destroyed in a gore video is in factbnot a kid, so can you remove my permaban now?
does he geniunely thinks they will go "yeah mb welcome back"

>>536801041
you can post gore videos on 4chan anon
>>>/gif/rekt
there's 3 threads up right now on /gif/

>>536801041
you can post gore on certain red boards, but the mods seemed to think it's pizza even after the appeal

if viva posted cp that means he was most likely reported to the police by 4chan jannies as well

fuck viva, bring back shallow goat

>>536781992
https://youtu.be/TMkYgqXcKAc

>>536802079
TRVKE

>>536798852
tldr:

>>536802686
one of the best tf2g OC's ever

>>536802079
too busy gooning to lady geist on deadlock sorry

>>536802995
I don't play deadlock but I understand, she's a baddie

>>536803386
>again

Why wasn't Viva been unbanned then?

>>536803698
he knows the answer, he just refuses to accept it

>>536803810
failed his appeal, gotta wait a month/few weeks until he can re-appeal

>>536802079
>>536802541
this and this

>>536803861
oh I didn't realize they'd give him another appeal

>>536800487
That and you’re not just stuck behind your team clicking heads. It gets boring.

>>536804797
yeah, and it's easier to whip around and check for spies

Why are two generals still up

why you avatarfagging

>>536805061
mods are all drugged and hogtied

>>536805061
Mods think both generals are shit and refuse to touch them.

>>536805061
schizo refuses to let people put what we want in the OP

>>536805112
idk why blessed viva got permabanned for breaking a rule once but the avatarfag breaks a rule all the time and nothing happens

>>536806771
breaking the united states law is pretty serious

>>536806867
yeah but is it really as serious as avatarfagging hundreds of times if you only do it once, didn't think so

>>536802847
I miss viva guys. He was a retard but he was our fat brown retard ;-;

>>536806771
illegal content is a way bigger problem than breaking a mild site rule

>>536781992
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqEV4j9UqF4

(You) do believe in Bing Sóy, don't (You), anon?

lolno

>>536805024
Yes, best weapon.I hope if valve ever does add new weapons they give Sniper even more annoying shit like a boomerang or a throwable attack koala or something

do I believe in what? it being fake? yeah

>>536806771
Who are you talking about?

>>536807317
>give Sniper even more annoying shit like a boomerang
They tried a boomerang but we didn't get it, it was a huge loss

>>536807372
probably the guy that keeps posting pics of that one black guy

>There are still a TON of weapons without strange variants
>Valve will never release new crates during the time between Christmas and summer even though it would cost them literally nothing
Why is valve is lazy and gay?

>>536807524
oh yeah that guy's a huge avatarfag

eating chicken strips and drinking whiskey while playing mvm. TWU

>>536807691
um don't you know that releasing a postal pummeler strangifier would break the entire economy

>>536807691
I want a strange ham shank. WTF valve? Why do you not want my money?

>>536807691
It's really weird how they abandoned regular crates, people DID buy and use regular keys

>>536807691
Yea...what I'd give for a sharp dresser or black rose strangifier...especially an iron curtain strangifier

>>536808124
my kingdom for a black rose strangifier
I used a mod that replaced the stock knife with the black rose just so I could have a strange one for a while

SolarLight on Eesti Vabariigi rahvuskangelane

this game is so dogshit when the people involved actually know what theyre doing

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

>>536809669
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>536809849
this but me under there

>>536809849
this butt femscout

>>536807489
Even just a cosmetic like engie has would be cool

>>536811383
You know what I'm surprised we haven't gotten that, you'd think it would be a no brainer

The edit is a little different from what I remembered...

>>536812436
it's better now

>>536812436
bocchi looks like THAT?

>>536811518
worksloppers would rather give sniper more piss cosmetics than anything cool

>>536798852
https://files.catbox.moe/87c239.mp4

>>536815283
that's funny though

>>536798852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-TcDjm4kIs

>>536815283
>>536815561
Why is his room so fucking messy and full of kids stuff?

haven't played pc tf2 in like 5 years, I remember spending a ton of time playing death run, tf2ware, tower defense, pyro baseball, and several other meme modes but looking through some tf2 threads I've heard people say they miss tf2ware and death run as if they can just find a server for them. are they no longer supported or something?

>>536815726
It’s called being a normie and having a career.

>>536815726
he's brown

bagboy was fun. free him and permaban demofloyd

>>536815726
There’s only two types of male rooms: full of video games, toys (figures), etc or plain bed only maybe tv and computer

>>536815764
Those servers are basically dead from my understanding.

>>536807691
I really see no reason why there's no strange dragon's fury. Like, what the fuck man?

>>536815764
they are dead
you might find a DR server, but that's about it
TF2Ware, TD, and Pyro Dodgeball are dead as fuck

>>536815726
he's a manbaby

>>536815764
TF2ware got a vscript remake so you might find that still

>>536816354
>>536816914
what happened? I remember seeing plenty of those servers back then. well not so much tower defense but definitely dodgeball and tf2ware. did the creators of those just stop updating or something? what modes replaced them?

>>536818187
>what happened?
community servers have been slowly dying for years anon, have you been living under a rock?

>>536818329
yes, I have.
lost my account ages ago and with all the stuff I had on there I just gave up on PC tf2 and just played more of the orange box on xbox. I never stopped browsing the threads out of habit tho.
anyways why are they dying? tf2 finally bleeding players? odd since I still hear of this game in normie spaces a ton.

>direct hit a demoknigger a dozen times as he's flying in at you
>still has like 50 HP somehow
>instakills you
TF2 is a party game.

>>536819395
Skill issue.

>>536818797
>anyways why are they dying? tf2 finally bleeding players?
In 2016 Valve redid the matchmaking to have a great big "play now" that only takes you to Valve servers and hid the server browser in a menu, so newfags have no idea that community servers are even a thing anymore. Even if they do, they don't want to find a server and would rather use the big button

>>536818797
I think it’s bleeding old players. New ones are coming in but they don’t know about servers and only play casual.

>>536819504
Hudda huh!
*FWOOOSH*

>>536818797
>anyways why are they dying?
no traffic has been redirected to them for about a decade now.
>tf2 finally bleeding players?
again, has been for ages
>odd since I still hear of this game in normie spaces a ton
those are just normalfags who repurpose other random memes into TF2 memes because they have the need to insert themselves everywhere. They don't actually play the game, they just clap like a seal when they see the shitty TF2 meme and updoot garbage on the workshop because the TF2 Emporium got a big hit tweet on X!

>>536819945
>They don't actually play the game, they just clap like a seal when they see the shitty TF2 meme and updoot garbage on the workshop because the TF2 Emporium got a big hit tweet on X!
It's sad how this is true, I showed a girl I know all the meet the team videos, expiration date, and some SFMs, and she LOVED them but when it came time for me to try to get her to play the game she didn't want to.

XP was the worst thing ever added to tf2
>Does literally nothing except change the color of an ugly emblem next to your name
>Retards still care about it even though it does nothing so many won't play on community servers just because the meaningless number doesn't go up
What a load of shit

>>536820916
They tried to copy Overwatch but forgot the rewards part of exp.

>>536819945
You sound like you want this game to die or something.

>>536818329
why is she always doing that with her hands

>>536821985
the Japs love their hand gestures, it probably represents a train somehow

>>536821985
it's cute

>>536821985
She's signaling you to pass her the Jack

>>536822662
we're getting a lot of good edits this thread

What class is the McChicken of TF2?

>>536822662
Damn
Very nice

>>536823408
Hehe looks like Queen of Spades :3

>>536823481
https://vocaroo.com/1jSas3JnYsZx

>>536823579
oh boohoo

>>536823481
mental sickness

>>536821731
Majority of the oldfags in this general unironically want that yes.

>>536823839
>>536823579
>>536823696

>>536823839
I’m an oldfag, I have been here since 2016 and I don’t want this game to die.

>>536823839
uh, no

>>536823481
real jeet hours

>>536823481
based

>>536823839
nice projection bottom score shitter

What happen to sparc doc and who did it??

>What happen to sparc doc
The Emporium
>and who did it??
The Emporium

Sex will happen to her today.

>>536823481
ranjeet woke up extra early, he's on shitting street cleaning duty today

>>536824915
correct
sexo tonight

>>536824915
engineer's gonna bend her over the intel table as punishment for sapping his entry

>>536825141
sentry rather

>>536824884
All we know police got involved and raided an emporium user

>>536824763
>What happen to sparc doc
Got accused of grooming
>who did it??
Square and the other mods

>>536823935
>I have been here since 2016
Why

>>536823935
>I’m an oldfag, I have been here since 2016
good bait

Any tips for analyzing my medic deaths without using a demo? I'm having trouble convincing myself most of them are avoidable but I also don't believe medic should be dying much.

>>536829421
post gameplay and I'll tell you what you should have done

>>536807691
I want a strange thermal thruster
Give me a strange thermal thruster
I want to count the amount of times I smother my enemies with my ass as well as when I brap on them

>>536829421
Use the Steam recording feature to rewind what just happened

koth is the best gamemode

>>536832040
Absolutely true
It honestly makes me want to try and learn how to make maps myself so I can give making one a whirl

>>536832223
I'm working on a map right now, hope to have it done for tomorrow's deadline

>>536832040
Payload Race is the best gamemode, closely followed by koth

>>536832645
Godspeed mapanon

It’s kind of weird how Dustbowl doesn’t have a seasonal slop variant yet.

>>536815801
Okay so bagboy is just ban evading huh

>>536832840
Bagboy is far too arrogant to post without his trip. He has a career, he’s a normie, and he’s better than us.

>>536832778
Thank you

Thinking about picking this up for an all-class punk look.

>>536833217
Could work. Start drumming up loadouts for it and see if you like it

>>536832805
Any anon who puts in the effort to create something worthwhile is a thatthinganon to me

>>536807691
They really should bring the old general crates back into circulation so the current prices of stranges aren't totally fucked.

>>536820916
I only enjoy valve servers. I have never once looked at my badge. Some faggot once complained I must be cheating on scout because I was going 42 and 7 on scout in harvest. That was the first time I even learned you could interact with the scoreboard to see other players stats and badges. I don't think many people care about casual badges. They just like vanilla tf2.

Less than 24 hours until we possibly see something. You guys excited for new mvm rewards? Maybe some new botkillers/australiums?

>>536834641
We're not gonna see anything until September at the earliest. I expect Valve will take 2 weeks to pick maps

>>536834641
I expect new australiums or cool drops. Otherwise I expect I won't even bother.

>>536832983
>why are they laughing?

>>536832983
bagboy put your trip back on

Unless I can come up with something better this'll be my all class loadout or at least my mains loadouts. I'll put something on the flair.

>>536834641
I'm hoping for new austrailiums
I'm wishing for new strangifiers
I'm expecting a some new maps and maybe some botkillers if that
>>536834840
The last paragraph heavily implies we'll be seeing at least SOMETHING new by tomorrow

>>536834641
I'm not expecting anything, it's going to be hot garbage

I've been playing a lot of CS2 lately to farm cases mainly but I noticed I run into the same people like a lot. I'll play a few matches then a few days later I'll play a few more and end up with many of the same people in the lobby and this is consistent.
That's really weird because that rarely if ever happens in tf2. In fact I can't think of any time I encountered the same people twice in casual outside of 2fort or hightower which have low player counts. Do you run into the same people often in casual?

>>536836870
As someone who's been playing a metric fuckton of TF2 as of late, sometimes I'll see 1, maybe 2 people that I've seen in the past few days but that's kind of it
It's fairly uncommon but not super unheard of

I’m going to kill myself if they don’t add an Australium Original.

There are no bagboys in NYC. Cashiers do the bagging themselves.

>>536837351
I can still hear his voice....

>>536836617
comfy/10

>>536837121
don't make promises you can't keep

True followers of zesty who appreciate the real tf2 don't covet gaudy things such as australium. They follow in the footsteps of their savior, who when tempted with the pan did not falter in relinquishing it to the traderfags.

>>536840376
i think zesty is a fag. but the furries at emporium are even bigger fags. so i like zesty.

why are there 2 tf2g threads? are anons stupid? this is dividing the playerbase like comp is doing to casual

>>536840561
>are anons stupid
yes because like 99 percent of them listen to zesty unironically

>>536840561
you could just not like either

>>536840847
>yes because like 99 percent of them listen to zesty unironically
simps over a gumball character. lmao who's the fag now

>>536841559
How mean...

Haven't played in a long time but has TF2 always had issues with packet loss? I don't get it on other games at the moment and is there a way to fix it?

Is the pampered pyro the worst pre-graded and non-promo hat? I have never seen it in game even once and I always thought it was supposed to be a powdered wig but its apparently a towel on pyro's head. Either way it looks like shit and doesn't go with anything.

>>536843202
did the emporium faggots make it?

>>536843202
Here's the one loadout you can make with it

>>536843986
wow, is it a metaphor anon

>>536843986
Indian pyro

>>536844161
it's less a metaphor and more it is what it is

>>536844316
SAAAAR NO SAAAR
WHY DO YOU EUROCHADS ASSOCIATE SHIT WITH US?

>>536843202
Its cute on fempyro :3

guys, this is a bit of a depressive topic for me but will tf2 last for another 5 years? I'll be busy for the coming 2 years and I don't wanna leave my beloved game behind

>>536845213
There's no other games like it so unless the bots come back in force or valve finally breaks the game by adding too much shit it'll survive.

>>536845317
thank you :)

>>536845213
Seeing how it got no meaningful updates for years, and it also survived a crisis of bots, also for years, with people still playing it, I think it'll still be sticking around for a good long while

>"The most fun you can have online"
>Is now FREE!
The game can actually back that up
Unless something earth shatteringly bad happens, I can't fathom this game going anywhere but onwards

>>536845213
I give it 3 minutes until valve shuts down the servers
it's joever

>>536845746
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I JUST BOUGHT 200 DOLLARS WORTH OF WAR PAINTS

>>536845772
he bought? shut it down

>>536845213
Yes. We'll get an anniversary update in 2 years that'll fix all the big bugs, add back quickplay, make server browsers more prominent, and then TF2 will LIVE FOREVER!

when were you when tf2 dies?
>i was sat at home drinking non milk substance when /tf2g/ ring
>"tf2 is die in 3 minutes"
>"no"
and you???????

>>536845772
can i have a key anon? pretty please

>>536846024
jorkin me penits 2 fempyry

every map should have a trainsawlazer-esque "jump for free uber" with death counter
change my mind

>>536847285
agreed

What really pisses me off about phlog pyros is when they shake their mouse like a spastic. You don't have to go out of your way to make yourself look even more retarded when you use that weapon.

>>536848270
I do that with all flamethrowers tho

>>536848334
Well, you should stop doing it. It's ineffective and it makes you look like a MORON

>>536783180
I think the only reason why it got posted was Diva Dan was sick and unable to stop Frying Dutchman. Even then the details posted were very unhelpful in elaborating on what happen beyond trust me bro.

When grilled the staff said we are volunteers were not going to produce chat logs.

This makes me think it was made up.

>>536848407
But Pyro is the annoying retard class why would I go against the devs intended vision for the class

>>536848407
But I want to spread as much PAIN and SUFFERING as I can in the shortest time frame
Plus nicking the occasional spy is great fun

>>536848407
it's literally the most effective thing you can do with phlog crits

>>536845213
I left the TF2 workshop officially a few years ago and don't plan to return, all the talented people know its going to be closed down and are leaving.

The only people staying are those who think they can work it like a job trying to avoid the grim reality of retail that awaits them.

>>536806867
>>536807113
Gore is illegal in the US?

>>536848904
>all the talented people know its going to be closed down
What do you mean?

Any reason to not use IB over stock? I recently started using it again and I already have a much, much easier time hitting directs. I can't imagine the stock rollers are that much more powerful

>>536850568
They're largely the same if the Demoman can reliably hit pipes in the first place

That being said, I like using the Iron Bomber on defense due to the bombs remaining close to where they land can help keep pressure on an objective if you're firing at it
And Stock on offense where you're trying to create more space, and the rolls/bounces with the bigger radius can help with entrenched positions

But all in all there's little major differences so you can just use whichever you like best

Are we expecting the update today or nah

>>536849414
Bro

Valve is doing the bare minimum to keep TF2 running and its pretty clear they are keeping the game on life support until its no longer viable to do so.

>>536851443
>until its no longer viable to do so
if you think valve will ever shut down tf2 you are legitimately braindead

>>536851418
Didn't emporium get butthurt about the whole sparcdoc situation and ban zesty

>>536851532
What does that have to do with my question

>>536851509
Doesn't change the fact people like pie savvy exited, frying dutchman and many others that are some of the biggest submitters on the workshop

>>536851532
>>536851668
?????????????????

>>536851706
¿¿

>>536851706
WHAT ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT??????????? THEY ARE TWO SEPARATE CONVERSATIONS. NOT EVERYONE IS TALKING TO (YOU)

>>536851443
>Valve is doing the bare minimum to keep TF2 running
They've been doing that since like, 2015? 2016?
Jungle Inferno itself was in 2017 and that update was...something
It's been almost 8 years since literally anything of note and wasn't just community made bullshit
And prior to Jungle Inferno, people were also bitching about the lack of meaningful updates
If only now, after almost a decade, that those people are just realizing "Valve's doing the bare minimum" then that says far more about them than Valve and the state of the game
And yet despite the game being on life support for more or less a decade, loads of people are still playing the game

>>536852795
>those few niggas searching for tf2 in 2004 incase any new info dropped
I wonder how blown away they were when the game released

>It's the 27th
What happens now? Blogpost? Actual update? NOTHING?

>>536845213
I think somebody did the math and if TF2 keeps bleeding players with each passing year, it's gonna start "dieing" in like a decade or so.

>>536852795
I want to live in the timeline where valve wasn't too lazy/indifferent to make the show work. All they had to do was send over the storyboards then let Adult Swim animate it. That's it.

>>536850568
Rollers, I guess.

>>536853626
>Good timeline
We get some cool new maps and worthwhile rewards like new stranges, Australiums, and killstreaks
>Bad timeline
We got some lame maps and who cares rewards
>Ugly timeline
We maybe get in game content like some more robot hats and a blogpost about the community stuff later down the line

I wouldn't hold my breath for anything terribly exciting though

I seriously hope Eric knows better than to add the robot hats.

>>536854194
Australium Robohats

>>536854052
Australiums are too gaudy for me but new killstreaks shouldn't really take that much to implement. And my original question was more about when we will get the content.
>>536854194
Robot cosmetics haven't been a thing since 2013, have they? After the Robotic Boogaloo update flopped.

>>536851885
they both reply to me and have nothing to do with what I said schizo

>>536854361
I saw new robot hats in my voting queue.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3556264705&searchtext=

>>536834641
Nothing, just maps.

>>536854469
>It's brand new
It doesn't even look that bad but definitely looks like a submission from the last decade (derogatory)

We NEED a robo potassium bonnet

>>536854804
This but unironically

To this day I don't know what valve was thinking with robotic boogaloo. All it did was devalue unusuals by adding a metric fuck ton of cheap hats.

>>536855041
RB was the first community update so the content was whatever but the real problem really was Valve letting the robo-crates drop almost for an entire month. If the update came out like a week after they started dropping then it would've been less criticized.

>>536855041
it was a test of how far can they outsource updates to the community while they just sit back and rack in the cash
todays update cycle is the end results of the experiments

Does anyone here still play classic? Are most servers dead like TF2?

>>536818187
vermin

>>536857087
You have AIDS

What mouse sensitivity do ya'll use for Sniper? Rifle and/or Huntsman

>>536861187
The same for all classes.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/Nixiph
Honest thoughts?

>Honest thoughts posting still going on
Why? I didn't mean to make it a thing..

>>536861871
nypa

>>536823481
BASED

what if sandman was rebalanced so you can stun with it but you would throw the whole bat instead of just a ball making you melee-less until it recharges

>>536823481
>>536823642
>>536823669
>>536824601
>>536828365
>>536868669

>>536868883
Melee is useless on Scout.

Can i get a run down on what happen to Sparcdoc and the emporium?

>>536872175
why don't you ask them, or reddit, or look it up on youtube

>>536869616
lol

>>536872389
Is it on reddit or youtube?

>>536873243
??

(voice) spy: shupornography

>>536868883
What if they simply reverted the nerf?

>>536874103
offtopic soijak garbage got deleted
rightfully so

>>536874396
There are servers that do that and nobody plays on them (for a reason)

>>536874396
thats not possible because uh..

will there actually be an update today or is it just valve being vague and people hyping it up

>>536876291
Probably not
The blog they posted basically said that the deadline for submitting items was today (they called it imaginary deadline, meaning it was not set in stone)
And the end of the blog said that the MvM update was arriving in two parts, with the first one arriving today at the earliest, so retards are setting themselves up for disappointment by thinking that they're releasing something today

nothing ever happens chads will be winning bigly today while happeningkeks will be left seething and coping when valve nothingmaxxes

https://x.com/Zesty_Jesus/status/1960684787016065269
New zestjak just dropped
it has a point: the community cries about not getting communication from Valve, but they never make any demands against Valve at all.

>>536880596
>fanart of zesty with the fanartists own donation where he thinks he is clever in zesty's stream chat
this parasocial glazing is crazy

Kicking someone for idling makes sense if a server is full, but why do it when there's like 6/5 spots on a team left? So pointless

>>536880596
what communication do you want?
>hey eric smith here I'm working on the smissmas update
wow... tf2 is #fixed

>>536880596
>never make any demands against Valve at all.
We did a year ago. One of the guys who poked fun at Zesty's petition even got a tour of VALVe's HQ.

POST LOADOUTS!!!
CHALLENGE: MAKE SHITTY HATS USUABLE!!!

>>536890284
wear same loadout on every class

>>536890448
cringe sans the bottle

>>536891937
was a tf2g roll so

>>536890448
based bottle name

I basically never play anything except demo or medic anymore because people are allergic to those two classes even though they're the best in the game.

the degreaser is fucking trash and I'm tired of people pretending it's not
the only weapon that puts a smile in my face when I see an enemy equipping is the degreaser because I know that he will not kill me, he just won't, and I find it funny that (unlike meme weapons that people equip for the meme) the pyro thinks he actually can play srsly with it lol

>>536896768
Smart degreaser users aren't using the degreaser as a primary
Their primary will be their shotgun
The degreaser is there so they can sneak in some extra fire damage or airblasts in between shotgun shots

>>536896768
its fucking goated in mvm though with gas passer, sister? super fast weapon switching as i spam gas lol ez clear

>>536898230
That neon hat with that effect is actually a pretty solid combination

Come on Eric I wanna be disappointed again…

Smith...

>>536890284
I don't think I've ever seen anyone wear this hat but I like this ensemble

AUSTRALIUM ORIGINAL TODAY OR MASS BOYCOTT

>today
lmao
lol

I can't believe the schizo has spent the last 24 hours bumping the other thread every 2 hours to stop it from archiving

>>536899189
I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO YELLOW SOLDIER WEAPON
GIVE ME STRANGES FOR WEAPONS THAT DON'T HAVE STRANGES YET OR RIOT

>>536899437
when this one dies, everyone is just gonna migrate to that one anyway. it is really sad to keep something bumped just for that reason though

>>536899437
Anime website Anime thread
he can't accept that, so people are never going to use his threads
>>536899631
no
make a new one, let him rot

>>536899631
no we're just gonna make another one

>>536899764
>>536899946
and he'll you-know-what it for being a duplicate thread

>>536900056
and nothing will happen just like when he threatened this thread

Such a lust for revenge!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO

>>536900056
yeah, he'll go to the IRC to bitch, cry, and moan at the mods

>>536900340
he's a newfag he doesn't even know that's a thing lel

>>536900056
It's not the first time that this happens, we just gotta trust that the mods aren't going to be faggots.
Currently it's the perfect arrangement since if he spams here his thread dies even faster so he's stuck between samefagging alone or coming back here and admitting defeat.

>>536900938
>trust that the mods aren't going to be faggots

>>536856527
TFC is still alive my brother, every day 1999TFC and OST server has players and custom maps and full servers depending on your timezone, avoid Drippy's 24/7 2fort server unless you want to want to mess around and is subpar and plays on a modded verison of the game

Don't worry if you are new to this game, I really got the hang of it in a few hours and the game is really fun and chaotic to play, A/D in TFC is more nailbiter and extreme than TF2's version which is really enjoyable to me

>>536899189
>>536899621
Never ever

>>536904124
Let me huff my copium in peace...

>>536904383
okay sorry

>>536873984
>>536872389
Never gave me a reply man

Who was it on the emporium who did it?

Why should we tell you? Maybe you're the spy for the Emporium.

spy around here

>>536872175
>>536905921
Scroll up nigga
>>536784867

>>536906548
That spy is not one of ours!

>>536906548
>>536906838
alright, who's ready to find the spy

>>536906916
Right behind you.

>>536907262
(screaming noises)

>>536906916
>>536907262
>>536907286
meet the spy is the best one change my mind

>>536907430
*disguises as you* actually disregard that, i suck cocks

>>536907558
heavy voice: ohhh noooo

lol the other thread got fragged

The Redditsons lost.

>>536774596
>>536791369
>>536779923
>>536778443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5CjmHLUQQI

Bros?

FUUUCK YOOOOUUU

>>536908186
that's one chubbeh sniper

>>536908186
>xhe spent 24 hours bumping xer thread straight just for it to be archived
LMAO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

simpsons bros, it's over

$50ish to buy this set

>>536908797
naisu

>low effort spam thread finally got pruned
lol

>>536908797
The robo gibus is so ugly though

tried giving heavy a shield primary

>>536908186
>>536908065
OH NONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>536909572
The majority of this thread was on topic with the schizo stuck in the other thread bumping it every 2 hours. It was nice.

>>536909451
nobody wants to shoot at a riot shield bro

>>536909572
it's a tragedy really

>>536909572
it's ok you can stop posting if you want

>>536909714
I was using the other thread, this one was straight up unusable man.

>>536909781
whatever speaks about this place

>>536909451
Why does everyone want Heavy to have a shield? It's a bad idea from the get-go.

>>536909186
i think its ugly in a fun way rather than ugly in an unusable way. i can imagine making fancy hobo sets with it.

>>536909858
>I was using the other thread
The one with 1 reply every 2 hours? Yeah we know you were floydschizo.

hey vscout jeremy and its just been one guy. or has it?

Zesty.

Release. the. Empstein. List.

>>536911438
omg konata

>>536911190
? retard

Wake me up when the update drops
I'm gonna go lay on the couch, watch some KotH, and eat some gyoza

Mmmmhhhh…imitation crab….

>>536902620
Thanks. I was worried because all the servers I saw looked dead but I’ll look into those you mentioned.

>>536912316
i ate it all and it was epic

>>536912240
i prefer to watch payload

i've never watched koth but would it make for a good koth map
my experience with the show is a ytp where bobby becomes the one who knocks

That's my point, I don't know you!

A gentlemen needs to know the difference between festive and festivizer…

POCKET SANDVICH!

Floyd lost in the marketplace of ideas

>>536914326
Yep

>>536914326
trvke

>>536909572
Just talk here then. Ignore schizos.

What do you MEAN I can’t get more than 1% for adding bushes on the map, ERIC???
*delays update for another month*

Demofloyd stands in solidarity with the Team Fortress 2 Emporium against the Zesty weeb menace.

Your 1%? You will receive 0% or you will receive nothing. Take your pick.

>>536916692
false, demofloyd hates zesty and emporium

>dreamworks presents: team fortress the movie
>in the style of bad guys/2
would it be kino

>>536917018
No

>>536917018
>bad guys/2
i do not know what that is

>>536917018
hey better than pixney slop

It's Always Sunny In 2fort

https://www.wowhead.com/item=23388/tranquillien-tabard
i forgot they made this TBC tabard available
>requires exalted rep

>>536917802
unfunny zoomerslop

>>536919362
heavy would be frank
medic would be dennis
solider would be mac
scout would be charlie
pyro would be dee
sniper is cricket
spy is the jew lawyer

>>536896738
>shupo and heavy enjoyer
based
>>536894003
has a designated vtuber porn folder organized by name
>>536900267
badassss

interesting reactions to my spray in tf2...

>>536919778
it has the fox chick which is the only thing that matters

Nothing ever happens

Yep, it's nothing.

CHECK TF2 RIGHT NOWW

>>536921056
>holy shit he's right

just booted into a game wtf is happening

deadlock won

>>536921323
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

ZestyJesus

>>536921323
wow is that the new update??

>>536922267
Enemy of the
>Emporium
>Chucklenuts
>Swishcast
>SolarLight
>r/tf2

>>536919778
it's quite funny desu i enjoyed it 6/10

>>536921323
spy: the joke is ___

>>536921659
nice shupo

>>536923423
photography

>>536923423
stonetoss: joke?

>>536777091
>The anime edits from that anon are quite charming
hell no, utter dogshit off-topic gooner slop lmao

uh ohhh meltyyyy

>>536924113
ok floydschizo

>>536924878
he got distracted by the pauling spray

>>536924663
floydspammer can kick rocks for all i care, but this shit ain't TF2 dog

>>536925195
it was always tf2 mate, anime was always here

>>536925346
cat website.

>>536924113
true

>>536925674
Cool gif
I like it

>>536925346
grats bocchi

Ex-Mob Boss Reacts to The Mobster From Team Fortress 2 (17:13)

>>536924113
they're really not charming in the slightest, don't listen to these guys aping out at you over it

>>536921323
Asuka is not for homosex