Thread 536779653

>>536699814

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>sanma tourney
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>>536779653 (OP)
MAHJONGAS

I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD!

whats the point

>>536779774
Hag game.
Hag general.
Hag world.

>>536779653 (OP)
this is literally the hag destroying /mjg/
if chihori posts keep being made, anons will never do anything fun, creative, or spontaneous ever again

>page 7
KYS

>>536779653 (OP)
zamn terasucc looks like that?!!

Why does fuji get so much hate? She's cute for a hag

Koito big win

>>536779774
>>536779935
It's much worse than that, OP has Y*zu in it.

>>536779935
Total Chihori Victory

Hemogoblin

I cast Total Aru Destruction!

I cast enkou sex with ayako

>>536780476
Do you want that Hat to change his name to 'to' or something?

Total Ayako Anaru Destruction

AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just saw someone with a weak anus

>>536780980
Please wipe me
t. your bathroom mirror

This image is so funny!

What is long and hard about a nigger?
his workday

when can we expect the next collab?

>>536781663
1s

>>536781663
obviously 4p

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>>536781742
November

>>536781742
Collab with DEEZ NUTS

>>536779957
it's literally one guy

>>536782034
Gross. If only this was Jane.

>>536781663
Breaking the 45p block leaves ippeikou, chiitoi or haku open.

>>536782332
>calling haku
>going iipeikou
no
no

>be master
>still don't know half of the mahjong terms
>or how to count fu

>>536781815
>>536781817
>>536782332
Obvious chiitoi hand. No luck winning it though.

>>536782691
chiitoi is a fake hand

>>536782034
Nice. Glad it isn't J*ne.

>>536782526
>haku dora 3
Why wouldn't you call

>>536783114
because i'd already be in closed tenpai with riichi ippatsumo ura instead

Imagine if there was a clown to lighten up the mood between matches and he just screams "fuck niggers" and leaves instead.

>>536783287
>draw 6s cut 5p
>haku is dropped

>>536782034
>>536783460
Explain

>>536783568
No.

>>536783345
that would be pure coincidence. this is a pure chiitoi hand and any deviation from that idea by considering iipeikou only leads anons astray
99% of /mjg/ would call haku on turn 1 and go back 2 shanten because no one knows what to do at 5 pairs

>>536783671
>that would be pure coincidence
Yes, like mahjong in general. Hence you keep your options open

koko agete

doko ageru

>>536781817
Is there any real difference between cutting 4 or 5p?

>>536784029
akadora
remember that for every single chiitoi hand from now

already forgot

>>536784138
Shit, right, I always forget about that.

>Wait on kanchan
>6/4 of the winning tiles are in the dead wall

>>536784138
floating 5s for chiitoi is terrible practice though
only good if you need to cut a 4 or a 3 as well

>>536784138
isnt 5p also a better tile though? making it better to drop early ? Since 2 will get dropped more often than 7 or 3 making more ryanmen waits include the 5 than the 4

>>536784540
barely matters
34567 are all roughly as dangerous
28 are safer
19 are much much safer

>>536784689
I mean its not big but is it big enough to offset akadora? probably, since you have to draw it yourself because its extremely unlikely youre gonna get it dealt

>>536784851
the bots think so and the pros think so and i think so so its correct

>>536784439
In the above case you’re probably cutting both, but you might as well drop the 4p first to fish for the akadora for at least one more draw.

>>536784689
I would include 3 and 7 on their own, since the 1,2 and 8,9 waits are much rarer

>>536785025
yes, and for chiitoi hands in general unless you're in full cope mode for points

You're a nigger!
Yes, you!

>>536783568
They're stealing images from 2ch again

>>536785238
I suffer from a rare skin condition

Didn't expect to spark a chiitoi conversation, but since I did, here's all the errors the bot threw that round. Feel free to discuss.

>>536785238
I have revitiligo, it's the opposite of what Michael Jackson had

>>536785238
Sheep would say that

>>536785406
>hell wait hatsu instead of live 5p on turn 3
>pon haku to stay iishanten
>riichi on once cut 3p and throwing akadora for kamicha to ron you for more value
crab is retarded
like actually retarded

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>>536785406
>last one
I’d probably have done the same thing as you but I suspect 3p being in kamicha's discards (and everyone’s eyes are on them) makes it an excellent wait.

>>536783568
The they/them army did it again

>>536785771
Wouldn't 3p come out easier with 45p discarded earlier?

>>536786183
you lose haneman and chance to tsumo

>>536785315
Stealing from 2ch?! How could anybody do that?

>>536786412
I'm gladly "downgrade" to mangan in e2 if it meant higher chances to win.

>>536785891
2/4

>>536785406
Anyone got any ideas why the hell it wants to pon?
Because I can’t think of any way that doesn’t just make things worse.

>>536786732
ToiToi probably? not the worst pairs to call

>>536786554
Anon keeps posting my images there...

>>536785891
starrted

Crab was right anon was wrong

I caved in and spent the 4 dollars for the Fortune Charm, now the game has to let me get good hands right?

>>536785771
This is 100% a riichi on the 3p wait.

>>536787301
Of course, whales get the best flow.

>>536786839
I guess so? But probably-all-calls toitoi is one hell of a risk, especially since it’s already iishanten.

It's $5

>>536786732
Wider iishanten, we have three dora.

Crab already saw the end shape of this hand

>>536785891
gg
how the fuck did i instantly deal into a 1type wait

>>536785891
gg, thanks for the quick fun game

>>536785891
well jongged

How did /a/ die so hard? Threads stay up for 2 weeks and most dont even reach more than 20replies, aside from the dragonball and onepiece thread that go to 1000, is it really only mexicans on that board

Anime is over

>>536790628
people too lazy to download anime, they watch vtubers now

>>536790628
Mods killed the board culture and self-moderation, I imagine people left not wanting to put up with shonentard third-worlders.

>>536791018
makes sense, its pretty much why I left the board

>>536791014
anime is more popular than it ever was thoughbeit

I haven't jerked off for a couple of days because I'm sick

>>536790628
Because you can't post an opinion there without attracting a horde of baiting contrarian retards. It's more rewarding to talk about anime in the /vg/ general of your choice, even /tv/ has better anime discussions than /a/ now.
Fortunately I know of an altchan with a good /a/, but they'd come to my house an assassinate me if I told you where to find it.

>>536790628
It's easier to just watch anime on my own and if anyone has an offtopic anime opinion on a non anime thread then discussion can happen

>>536790628
Hmmm whyever?

>6 dragon ball
>5 one piece
>3 naruto
>3 frieren
>bunch of meme format OPs
>2 frog threads
are up RIGHT now. Who the fuck would put up with that shit?

>>536790628
Well at least you get the occasional good series dump, the emma one is fun.

>>536791737
Yeah the storytime and overall most manga threads are pretty aight.
/shonen/ containment board or a split from /a/ and /manga/ when?

>>536789556
should have trusted maka. Tiles next to the tile someone riichis on are usually dangerous

>>536791648
By filtering them
You won't make /a/ better by fleeing it for some dead altchan with 1 post on the site every hour

>>536791313
Which is why it's ass. Soon the white people will want to make changes to riichi mahjong too

Didn't watch much anime recently but stumbled upon K once again and rewatching it. Kinda forgot that series existed.

>>536792163
Isnt that the giga purple filter one

>>536792163
>K once

Copebot posters are the equivalent of people who add "here's what ChatGPT had to say about it" to random conversations.
Now that I think about it, they might be the same people.

>>536792226
It has some big filter at times, yeah

>>536791883
I didnt wanna fold so early, especially in a friendly

bots are gay, I know better and I still can't get out of gold

>>536792264
@grok how should i refute this

I don't watch anime

>>536790628
the last time I was willing to put up with the state of the board was when houkago teibou nisshi was airing and that was only because I enjoyed the threads when it was delayed enough to stick it out for the actual show

>>536792264
Except copebots are actually good.

>>536792634
ChatGPT is also good when you are hanging out with retards

evens rewatch Houseki no Kuni
odds rewatch Hyouge Mono
0 watch some seasonal slop

>>536791893
It's not my job to make /a/ better.

>>536792710
Yes, so in a sense copebots are good when you're hanging out with /mjg/ retards.

>m*mo in my game with the new animated outfit
>E1, gets free chinitsu baiman tenpai,
>E2, gets free closed tsuuiisou
>game ends
kill all m*moniggers

i just got first in a hanchan where i riichi'd a furiten 0 tile left hand

>>536791390
>kohi

There's a reason why fake Akagi got buried in a random forest mathkeks

I come to an altchan every once in a while but everybody sounds too miserable there, as in it's almost like a board culture to be as depressed as possible, so I can't stay there for too long.
Janeniggers are never gonna get me.

Flow isn't real

In approximately 20 minutes I am leaving the house to get an extra large vanilla milkshake.

No one cares shamiko anon

>>536793506
Enjoy your date

>>536793506
TAKE A PICTURE OF IT

>>536793506
If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake... and I have a straw, and my straw riichis acroooooooossssss the table and starts to drink your milkshake.
I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!
*SLUUUUUUUUURP*
I DRINK IT UP!

the best altchan is 4han

come get your compasses here
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niggas 2 lazy to READ manga instead of watching slop

>>536795379
full and started

>>536795379
that's alotta yapping

>>536785891
>my shit is tighter than shougakusei no pussy
kek

>>536795498
Manga is too easy to consume, my eyes comprehend the pictures and simple speech bubbles so fast that they make no lasting impression on me. I'm simply too high IQ for comic books.

>>536790628
Personally, I felt that the board became too psychotically angry starting from around 2020. The only /a/ threads I browse are the rare manga dump threads that have actually fun discussion like the keng/a/n and Tower Dungeon threads, and I access them through desuarchive or google instead of bothering with the catalog.

Why is catchat so horny?

>>536792264
Chiwhoritards actually have a decent take for once?

>>536795791
tate moment

>>536792264
t. hardstuck expert that can't understand the meaning behind bot discards

>>536792264
Not really

>>536795379
gg

>>536795379
gg

>>536795379
>event rewards up to 9 days unlocked all at once
lol
gg bros

>>536793506
MILKSHAKE?! ANON?!

>login
>have already finished the event
Bravo

Finally got Haruna!

>>536798084
Proof they never actually changed the drop rate and made it easy to get to sell more skins

Just got my TO license.

>>536798387
>anecdotal evidence
>"proof"

>>536798084
double piazuri

>>536798552
Cover your shoulders, whore.

Hey cuties!
I'm opening my room just for (You)!
Fun rules are enabled again so beware!
Come play with me!
reds, fast, no hand holding, more yaku
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>>536798564
Exactly, now apologize to mortalson

>>536798552
¿why is she speaking spanish?

>>536798552
She is very cute. And I say this as a lolicon

>>536798552
>I'm all ears

>>536798619
Handholding not allowed or could we... you know... under the table?

>>536798730
Isn't to Spanish?

>>536798619
2/4!
Two more spots.
Two more anons.
Two more friends.
>>536798974
Game tips under the table?

>try to play fuji
>her accent is like nails on a chalkboard
hannah is like this as well, why cant they just be normal

>>536799620
What do you expect from the worst girl?

>>536799620
*blocks you're path*

>>536799620
Piiiin-fu

>>536799620
I'm sorry that you're gay.

>>536798051
i hate the fact the events are tailored against retards with ranked anxiety and just playing regularly let's you get everything
there's zero challenge involved

>get the most bullshit hand of my life and shadowrealm someone
>get the most bullshit yakitori of my life and get tsumo'd to death
>steve-2.png is there to help me normalize it and get over it
Thank you steve-2.png, you are a really good emote.

>>536799746
>Mangaaaaaan

>>536798619
3/4.

>>536799620
ron dabe's you

>>536798552
why does she look evil in this skin

>>536799857
RC wins once again, can't get your weekly roll without 7 ranked games.

It says here you're still Novice 2, care to elaborate?

>>536798619
Full and started!
Thanks for coming everyone!
Let's have a nice game of mahjong.

>>536800054
i'm not gonna switch, but you're right

Yes, yes, uh-huh, very interesting tale, little cityshill.

>>536799746
>>536799893
Ugly nigger

Only like one week left until I can finally unlock new emotes and voicelines for hanner and make it your problem in friendlies GAOOOOOOO!!!
You've been warned-dabe.

>>536800112
ranked is for faggots

>>536800112
ranked sucks

Ranked is for niggers

I don't spend copper to play this game

>>536800387
I wouldp play hanner more often but I get too excited when I see the paws

>>536800112
I'm WEAK, I'm not GOOD ENOUGH, I'm too SCARED to play ranked.

Wanjirou has one of the fastest discard animations in the game, if everyone played Wanjirou we could all play more mahjong

I missed both kokos

>>536800387
for a second i thought you meant Hanner was getting a new outfit

>>536800798
I don't play on clients with discard animations

>>536800798
Can you post video reference?

>>536800798
More mahjong? No thank you

Hey Fu Ji!

Apparently you don't even need to be good to become a pro you just have to know how to play the game?

The new tiles are confusing me

>>536801451
you'll get used to it soon enough

>>536801351
Being a pro is a scam in Japan

>>536801156
Good job, gweilo

>look up posts from years ago in the archives
>find some really infuriatingly stupid bait-post
>get angry
>suddenly remember that this post was written by me when I was bored and wanted to troll
It's not the first time either. Why does this keep happening to me?

What are you supposed to do if you know someone killed someone else, but you have no evidence?
Do I just let him get away with it and forget about it?

>>536802032
1. brown 2. stupid 3. a combination of 1 and 2

>>536802032
>look up random emote filenames in the archive
>Notice that some of the lesser used emotes are exclusively used by me
It's like a diary

>>536802276
>no evidence
We'll see about that.

>>536802276
I hope the dead one is Steve

>>536802276
If you haven't read enough detective fiction to know what to do here then you haven't read enough detective fiction to understand Umineko.

>>536801748
>Get to play in regularly scheduled league matches with fancy autotables and a consistent rule set
If mahjong is really your hobby then I imagine it's not a bad gig.

>>536802276
If you know then he almost definitely knows that you know
Get him before he gets you, you know he's capable of it

>>536802761
I'm genuinely scared.
But I think I'll just die, I can't be bothered to care.

>>536802621
Pay up gweilo

yagooey

>>536802276
Feed him tuna

posting in /mjg/ places you higher in the mahjong hierarchy than being some kind of a kosher pro with a retarded submission certificate
it's like buying jewjong rulesets

>>536799857
I fail to see what's remotely wrong with this. And I say this as someone who hasn't played friendlies in quite awhile.

>>536803383
Most of you retards are too scared to play IRL for some reason.

>>536798619
POSITIVE EV PLAY BABY

>>536798619
Down to 3/4!
This is your chance!
Come join us!

>>536798619
gg, thanks for playing.

>>536803630
most of the retards here are afraid of leaving their basement in general
it's the neet thing, not mahjong thing

>>536802276
Pretty sure one of my neighbors killed her husband a while back. No evidence though just a bunch of coincidences.

>>536803630
I'm not gonna drive 2 hours to a city I'm afraid of getting stabbed in just to clack tiles in real life.

>>536803798
It's fun. Make the drive and play with us.

>>536802968
Assuming you're not LARPing, you know you can hire private investigators for cases like this. They can gather enough evidence for the police to take your claims seriously and then you'll be safe after the guy is arrested.

>>536798619
Sorry its a little late for me.

>>536803925
NTA, but can I hire a private investigator to track anon IRL and get him in trouble if I have enough money?

>>536803896
How about you guys make the drive to me instead

>>536803786
I've heard that's a thing you hear patients admit to in nursing homes all the time

>>536804075
That's okay.
We can play some other time.

>>536804234
Sure. Post your address and I'll be right over.

>c*nny player
>uses hag emotes and animations
deteeeeectiveeee

>>536804329
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

>>536804587
P. Sherman???

>>536803597
people who put more effort into the game get the same rewards as people who can just log in and score at least a mangan a day
i liked the yaku event where you had to fulfill certain scoring conditions every day, made anons seethe

>>536804870
don't force me to PLAY the game I only want to spend money

>>536802276
blackmail for sex if woman

>>536804870
It makes sense to incentivize the players to play as little as possible while spending as much as possible.

1 summon scroll every 2 months for scoring a yakuman in the highest ranked room available for you.
There would be so much mahjong soul.

>>536805107
it does, but it doesn't mean i'm gonna like it

A lot of people my age are starting to die from heart failure. I think it might be my turn. They all had poor sleep habits and energy drink addiction

>>536805154
Wow, one whole scroll!

>>536805265
>one less Steve poster
God I hope so

i am spiritually a steve poster but i do not own steve

>>536805265
It's not too late to change your lifestyle.

>>536804870
sure, but even if you're just playing regularly in friendlies, you're still actively engaging with the game to get rewards. I don't see why it's such a big deal to make rewards exclusive to playing in ranked.

>>536805750
No Steve posters, no Aru posters, no Koromo posters, sadly there would still be undeserved Yuzu posters

Your honor, this small child attempted to write SNEED on the board

>An Anon left a message on my alt
How the fuck did you find it?

>>536806137
why are you playing on an alt

It's literally just your name but with jobber in front of it

>>536798619
ggs

>>536806340
That could've been anyone

>>536806498
ok sloppy

>>536798619
2/4!
Thanks for playing with me cuties!
One anon is still in the room which means we go on!

>>536805974
I've dama'd pinfu in friendlies the most here though

>>536798619
bizarre flow

>>536805265
People my age are getting married, having kids, and buying houses. Meanwhile I'm still a virgin who lives with my parents.

agp

>>536806797
I've done the third one but I replaced getting married and having kids with buying Subarus

>>536798619
Full again!

I FORGOT TO FEED MY YUZU

Nina is full again too

>>536805265
Vaxxed bros...

>>536804870
You still get rewarded for playing ranked with chests and bond points

>>536807124
many such cases

>>536807131
I never got vaccinated though...

>>536807124
>3 hands

>>536807124
>Three hands
God you suck

>>536807241
You'll be fine, then.

>>536807327
>>536807413
it's her left hand

>>536807327
>>536807413
oh? I thought it was supposed to be POV and those are supposed to be (you)r hands

hannah belly

hag feet

>>536808615
No flowers for her, time to play the adult game instead

WHY DOES MAHJONG SOUL NOT HAVE A "TOGGLE AUTORON ON BY DEFAULT" OPTION? THIS HAS BEEN A THING FOR OVER A DECADE

Oooh, I have to click a button once per round... I'm going insane!!

I started to dama in friendlies again so I can't turn on auto ron, if I win my hand people will get mad

Hey

Fuck you

>>536808998
A feature that would take 5 minutes to implement if Mahjong Soul wasn't held together by duct tape and acidic Chinese spit. You should have it on by default 99% of the time, only turning it off in important gyakuten situations.

whats wrong with dama

>>536798619
3/4!
Let's play one more!

autoron is negative flow

>>536809387
Literally nothing, the person who damas loses value and you lose less points or I get to fold my worthless hand instead of dealing into an oikake riichi

Oh I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole
Diggy diggy hole

>>536798619
Started again!

>>536809387
it's considered bm in /mjg/ friendlies, in ranked its fine

>>536809483
>molested by an 18 year old hag while drunk
What's the problem here?

>>536809387
retards here lost so much to it in ranked they enacted some rules for women where you have to explicitly state you're in tenpai or else they won't know whether they should fold or not

I'm not folding dama or riichi. Do as you will.

I like to gamble so I'll always riichi unless my hand's a guaranteed yakuman

i riichid once out of 4 games today

>>536810525
cute

Dama in offline friendlies:
>Good one, I should've been less greedy.
>Ack! I knew you were in tenpai!
>Nice one, bro.
Dama in /mjg/ friendlies:
>DAMA ALERT
>DAMA IN FRIENDLIES
>YOU'RE GOING ON THE LIST
>DAMANIGGEEEER

>>536809483
Is this the murder Anon was talking about? Bookhag poisoned Chihori but everyone was too busy staring at her thighs to notice?

>>536810890
>Ack!
I bet your friends do say this.

>>536810890
aww lil damanigger melty

>>536798619
3/4!
Ok, I lied, let's play even more!

>>536798619
gg
sorry don't have time for more

>>536798619
The fight is on!
>>536811327
Thanks for joining!

Bros, someone showed me a character named Ella in Riichi City, should I get into mahjong

>>536810890
Call down Rekko

>>536810890
I post the dama in friendlies alerts in the thread and I also dama in friendlies

Bravo burgerkeks

>>536811681
kill yourself

>>536806604
That's me, thougbeitstever

>>536811849
go to bed

It's morning in Japan and yet Jade is a ghost town
What happened?

Oh nononono Stevebros not like this.

>>536812383
Do you think the japanese are all neets who have their mornings off?

>>536812430
bravo soup

>>536812469
...yes?
The ones that play net mahjong anyway

>>536812430
Snek still gets second here, right?

>>536812383
>3rd place consolation
I sleep
>>536812383
it's weekdays in Japan, you dingus. They go to work.

>>536812775
It's a 5han mangan, it's +-8000
Do you know basic math?

>>536812383
Don't check RC

>>536812924
Your are iitsu?

>>536812775
No. It's ittsuu, so haneman.

>>536812996
I'm blind and retarded, it's a haneman, I didn't even see it was a 5p.
But yeah then it's +12000 and he has seat priority, so he got 2nd.

>>536812943
Why would I check a dead client

>>536812943
Don't worry, I won't

the person my heart loved most in the world is getting married and every second of knowing it tears at me like a million blades
it's not even like we could ever be together but it still hurts so much

>>536813556
lmao, cuck

Bros...i think mahjong is too hard for me this shit is too high IQ, i was okay untill l learned about Kabe and the point counting system and Fu and all that shit
Guess i will just read the Saki manga and live vicariously through them at least the girls are good unlike me

>>536813556
If you go to the wedding and shout I OBJECT when the preacher asks the audience if there are any objections they'll have to cancel the wedding. You know what to do,

>>536813556
Same.
But I've chosen to not give a shit and not try that hard, so it's not like I really care.
I'll find another cutie that's smarter, younger, prettier, etc. in the future when I feel like it.

>>536813556
Don't worry, they'll get a divorce in like a year

luigikeks...not a good look...

Anon, you choose to play mahjong and watch anime when the girls your age you liked were all outside and getting ravaged by chads, you are socially engineered to be a cuck, it's not that big of a deal.

>>536814184
But the anime girls I liked stayed on the screen and never got ravaged by chads though?

>>536812775
Snake got fucked too.

>>536814184
girls my age I liked?

>>536813727
Pls guys give me some love too, is there a trick to learn how to score hands and fu or something help a dumbfuckingfaggotretard out pls

>>536813556
Stop watching Nina

Hi. I'd like to unsubscribe to your blog.

>>536813727
>this shit is too high IQ
No it's not.
>i was okay untill l learned about Kabe and the point counting system and Fu and all that shit
Kabe is literally counting to four. Fu can be a bit confusing at first but it's not that bad.
>Guess i will just read the Saki manga
It's a good manga, sir.

>>536813556
It hurts. Even when you knew, it hurts.
We're all unlovable incel chuds here. At least we can suffer togethr.

I love NTR the most

>>536814613
Hi, I'd like buy this man a subscription to your blog.

>>536815012
Speak for yourself

>>536814654
>Kabe is literally counting to four
How? what do you mean? i thought i had to memorize pic rel i dont see what it has to do with four

I spent my life chasing ranks at the cost of my mahjong soul, and lost both in the end.

>>536815353
>See 4 of a tile
>Now you know that it can't be part of any shape in the opponents hand
That's literally what the chart is trying to convey.

>>536815353
There is only 4 of each tile anon

We need more balding lolis in this game or I won't buy another big pack.

I hope to one day know what it's like to love a woman, it's hard when I don't talk to any

I'm bad and I don't care. I just like organizing tiles I don't want to think about what other people are doing

>>536815795
With peak tile efficiency, you might still win doing this.

>>536815795
maybe mahjong solitaire is more your style

>>536815694
Just be the gf

>>536815594
Aren't you forgetting something kabe-kek

>>536815897
>organize tiles
>never chi
>never pon
>never ricchi

I am in my lane, nourished and thriving

>>536815795
That's what chinese mahjong is for, there's no furiten there so defensive play is nearly impossible and nobody bothers with it.

Majsoul Friends Room 45176(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=45176

Regular room

>>536798619
That was a lot of mahjong!
I hope you had fun.
Thanks for playing all those games with me anons!
I got quite lucky in a few of them.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
Love you!
ggs!

>>536798619
ggs

>>536816063
aiiiiiiiiie tsuchida sama im sorry

>>536816063
If I see four of a tile I know for a fact you don't have a tanki wait on it though.

>>536815012
I'm a loveable volcel chad, actually.
Plenty of girls want me, but cannot claim me.
I shall die alone and unreproduced, to seal away my evil from the world.
The majority of humanity will never know of my noble sacrifice, but I shall tell you as a reminder that even among losers, you are super lame and totally not cool.

heyyyyyyyyyy
sexy cutie
op
op op op
cutie poster style

>This room doesn't exist
bravo

>>536815629
>>536815594
>Now you know that it can't be part of any shape in the opponents hand
but unless i know which tiles are ''safe'' its useless , suji is easy cause i can just add or subtract 3+- but what about kabe isnt there a formula or something?

>>536816364
>anon moments before he deals into suuankou tanki

>>536798619
ggs, i really wanted that infinite renchan in the last game

>>536816398
Steve would say this and believe that is cool

>>536813556
>it's not even like we could ever be together
let me guess, its your sister

>>536816441
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE
IF THERE ARE FOUR 1Ms VISIBLE YOU DON'T HAVE TANKI ON THE 1M
YOU BROUGHT A 5TH 1M TO THE TABLE YOU CHEATING BASTARD I'M GONNA CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING FINGERS

>>536816438
How goddamn autistic are you?

>>536816295
2/4

>>536816593
cousin

>>536815016
Not even close

>>536817017
That's legal in lots of places though.

>>536817017
Alabama

i had to explain to the same person 5 times in one hanchan that you can't call riichi if you open your hand. explaining the concept of tanyao was even harder.
it is literally impossible to teach someone how to play mahjong

>>536817017
Sweeet hoooooome Alabama!

>>536816540
i already said im retarded pls tell me te formula
>>536816620
Im very autistic im actually having a meltdown rn

>>536817017
That's on you, anon. You could have seduced her and all, but you chose the cuck life.

>>536817223
Did you make him pay for it

>>536816438
Imagine a ryanmen shape in your like 23. If all of the 2s are in the pond or in your hand that means that nobody can have that specific ryanmen.

>>536817314
lmao, little autist boy is having a melty

>>536817367
her
it was a recreational game

>>536817514
hwnbaw. The only way to teach is to make them pay the chombo

>>536817580
Chombo means "correction" right?

>>536817223
You're probably just bad at explaining things.

Post the chombo video for me I'm at work

>>536817223
I keep telling my friends mahjong is actually quite simple but they say it's too complicated for them.

>>536817314
the formula is just fucking look at the tiles and your autism pattern recognition will kick in allowing you know what's safe

>>536817223
My mahjong teacher had the same experience with me. Just send him to the bronze room and tell him to drop every 1, 9, and honor until the exclamation mark appears unless he can get three dragons. I played my first several games not knowing what a yaku was or even what a completed hand was until I understood what I needed to google to teach myself. Now I outrank my mahjong teacher and grace this general's friendlies with my excellent yet fun playstyle.

>>536817143
>>536817356
I doubt she truly shared the feeling, but one memory burns bring in my mind when we were crying together under the blankets during our birthday (its 2 days apart so it was held in the day between them) since our parents got drunk and were calling us useless since we had terrible grades and spent most of our time playing games; I really wanted to hold her hand but I wasn't courageous enough.
She eventually got a job a few years later while I stayed a neet and our connection fell apart

>>536817514
>teaching mahjong to stupid people
Release them in the wild and let them figure things out on their own unless they ask for help directly.

>>536817017
It's still euro hours fyi

>>536817925
Disgraceful man! Divorce rate is high, so get in contact with her. Wait a while until your relationship grow back, and then set a mood to confess you loved her since little.

bravo yuroneets

>>536817580
many biological women play mahjong
>>536817748
wrong, the other girl at the table who regularly played sanma on majsoul was also helping to explain the exact same things as me
>>536817775
the concept of yaku is what everyone struggles win. one winning condition is already hard enough to process
>>536817827
we also decided that no one should ever open their hand unless they have tanyao or yakuhai, and the moment you spot a terminal in your hand means forcing riichi
>>536818035
everyone asks for help in mahjong, not even saints know fu

>>536817314
>I have to put things in terms of math otherwise my brain can't process it
Okay, its like this anon.
When you see all 4 of one tile, you know there are none left in the wall/your opponents hands, so your opponent's wait cannot be a sequence containing that tile. Most defense theory is based on the opponent preferring a ryanmen wait because it waits for the most available tiles. So for example, if you see 4 3m on the table, you know the opponent cannot have 34m or 23m. Therefore, 1m and 2m are thus safer discards. They aren't absolutely safe, your opponent could have a tanki or shanpon wait on that tile, but they are safer than other tiles as those waits are less common. So when you see all of the 7 or 3 of a suit, tiles outside that, 89 and 12 are much safer than normal. Use this in combination with other things to decide whether or not a tile is safe to discard. To give another example, if you see 4 3m, and 2 2m discarded, the only possible winning wait for the 2m in your hand is 2m tanki, because there are no 3m sequences and not enough of the same tile to be shanpon.
This applies to all tiles you see, not just tiles discarded. If you have all 4 of the 3m in your hand, you know 3m is kabe, but your opponents don't.

>>536818495
riichi is too complicated for novice 1s, it's best to let them discover the riichi button by accident on their own

Nobetan is the best wait in mahjong

>get scheduled to do a final interview for my top 2 preferred job applications
>they're literally scheduled 15 minutes apart
>asked if the time can be pushed back a bit but seems unlikely
Is this the irl equivalent of a 50-50 copebot do or die decision? Why must God test me like this. What are the fucking odds. FUCK

>confessing
>in 2025
this is not how girlfriends work IRL
you have to keep on spending time with each other and having fun until it's obvious that you're both attracted to each other without saying a word
this requires being able to pick up on social cues, not directly asking "DO YOU LOVE ME"

>>536818945
Anon it's 2025, you find whores on app, pay for their dinner, fug, and then do it again. Relationships aren't real anymore

>>536818612
what's the context
this is the most nigger move i've seen in mahjong

>>536818894
Good luck. I wish I could even get to the interview stage of a job

>>536819151
He's getting 3v1'd. It's called hustling.

One more week and I can start rolling for that sweet sweet snek booty

>>536818945
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THAT IS FOR A POORLY-SOCIALIZED SPERG
I HAD A WOMAN BLUNTLY ASK ME FOR SEX AND DIDN'T REALIZE TIL HOURS LATER THAT IT WASN'T A JOKE

>>536819260
I get paid on Friday though

>>536819151
don't insult niggers. they at least fight fair unlike japanese piggu

>>536819460
>they at least fight fair
Do you live in Switzerland or something?

>read back on the thread
>
I'm so glad I have my girlfriend (biofem) jesus christ.

>>536819260
How much does a snake prostitute costs?

My ej205 won't sleep around with other cars or break up with me. But it has killed itself

>>536816295
Can only stay for 1 game. gg

>>536816295
host left
back to 2/4!

>>536819862
yikes

>>536816295
3/4

love me daki
simple as

>>536816295
>>536820397
>started

>>536820413
samsies princess

We don't jak post here

>>536820489
Majsoul Friends Room 94069(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=94069

Every time I start thinking about things that matter I start to get really emotional and wanting to shut down my thoughts in alcol.
I'm a very emotionally flat person and I don't drink.

evens get food after work
Odds get food after work
0 starve after work

Help me write something nice in a profile to thank anon for hosting rooms all the time.

>>536821858
N

>>536821858
"Lets meet up and do gay stuff sometime"

>>536821858
Amaekoromo-0

>>536821784
Get a Xenia burger

I wish more people would write kys on my profile

Help me write something mean for this cringe Steve that keeps barging into my rooms
amaekoromo-0.png
>>536821532
Full

>>536822164
I hope you have to work more

>>536822026
You should just say you're a woman who has had sex. The free kys will just flow in

>>536822026
keep yourself safe anon

>>536822217
Calm down K-man

kabe your sanshoku

The only way Frank could get me to touch Riichi City is a Tetsuya collab. You here me Frank? I am a Zenith of Cat Kingdom and I want a Tetsuya collab

>>536822962
hear*

>>536818632
I tell all new players to just keep their hands closed. It helps with your tile efficiency, you don't have to worry about yaku. it lets you fold more easily and riichi is just really powerful.
It helped me through the gold room.

These two work well or they contradict each other?

>>536816295
GGs. Sorry for leaving during the match but I need to do something.

>>536821975
mai is pure

FUCK!

>>536823709
it ok

>>536823752
I wish but the /mjg/ lore has spoken. Her emotes are so good as reaction images but people will randomly call you a troon for using them...

Surely a general full of highly-studied, logic-oriented intellectuals like /mjg/ can solve this question.

>>536823893
Depends, does Takashi-kun works with American or European hours?

>>536823752
>missing yagi yui
shit list

>>536823878
>>536824189
canon. not le reddit may mays

>>536821532
GG

>>536821532
gg

>>536821432
gg

>>536821532
GGs
After the triple repeat, getting a 5 dora haipai almost killed me from laughter

>>536823893
You didn't tell us how long the walk home is or even what time it is. I see there's a hint in the presence of his next-door neighbor, indicating that he's probably not far enough from home to need a train ride back. It seems reasonable to assume that this is taking place after the workday, and if that's the case then Takashi may very well be stopping at the grocery store on his way home. Japanese zoning laws allow for housing, small shops, and schools to be in the same zone, and if that's the case then Takashi is probably not very far from home, let's say twenty minutes at most. The Japanese school day typically ends at 4 PM, but if Takashi has a reputation for being reliable then it's likely he has club activities in which case he probably left at 6. Let's say 20 minutes to the store, 10 minutes to pick up a few fruits during busy hours, and 20 minutes home. In that case, Takashi should be home by 6:50 PM.

>>536823893
17:00

>>536825171
you didn't note the additional detail as requested by the author

I want to sleep with Japanese hags

>>536823893
9:30 the following day

>>536825264
You're right. An additional ten minutes because the woman is a crazy bitch who will suddenly start crying and ranting about how much she hates men and it'll be awkward for Takashi to extract himself from the situation. 7:00 PM (19:00) flat.

>>536825264
Mrs. Tanaka's relationship status is irrelevant to the question asked.

I found the meta.

>>536825524
It's not when you're explicitly requested to take note of it

>>536825171
>needing extra info to solve a simple question
Fraud alert

Real test of wits coming through

>>536825786
It's a red herring

>>536826034
is there mercury in the herring too

It's Surströmming

>>536825856
Even Sherlock Holmes kept extensive documentation on all kinds of people and topics in his Baker Street apartment because he never knew what additional data he might need before he could begin his deductions. Even Hercule Poirot did investigative work to gather information before sitting down to let his little gray cells do their work. To refuse to gather data and rely solely on deduction is to cease to be a detective and to make yourself a mere Mycroft, a side character who the real detective may occasionally consult.

Giddy-up!! Uminekolets, solve the puzzle >>536825924
And share the reasoning!

>>536802621
>gig
You're paying for the loicense loike you're a brit paying for teevee.

>>536826470
Get off of /mjg/ and work it out on paper yourself like the rest of us did.

>>536826572
I already know the answer, I want to see if anons that didn't read it can figure it out and if anons that did read it remember the solution.
I just thought it was a good puzzle

>>536825924
I can't read cursive.

I can't read

Liars!

>>536826334
>fictional characters
This is why you will never be a real detective, hanakek

You can't call yourself a real detective if you don't gangstalk anons at least 40 hours a week

Pero pero

got 100% on the last tile!

The laasti?

>>536827010
Can you imagine how lame a detective story would be if it were about the methods real detectives use? They'd just arrest whoever they feel like and bully him til a confession comes out. We're both fictional characters, you and I. That's where the romance of our work comes from, the magic of the imagination.

odds study
evens vidya

0 kms

>>536827450
>We're both fictional characters

You can't call yourself a real detective unless you discover the identity of the miko cosplayer.

>>536827759
kf is a real detective?

That's fake. It was generated by a highly advanced AI that's completely undetectable. Devil's proof, I don't have to explain how this is possible.

>>536827664
Why don't these "people" just make a genderbent version of the outfit instead of this grotesque crossdressing

Everyone posting here is a fictional character in a shitty mahjong anime and I'm never gonna meet any of you in real life to prove otherwise. We're already in season 6 and the writers ran out of ideas 2 seasons ago.

>be really proud of my run
>check ranking
I was just a frog in a well.

>>536828081
why is hana wearing boys clothes?

>>536828116
what the hell his qitg

Why are detectives like this?

>>536828116
Where's our famous hat?

>>536828652
He gave up

>>536828116
>james

REminder that all /bag/gies mog /mjg/fatties

>>536828752
There's no reason to grind before you have all of the unlocks though

>>536828940
Drinking Sumire's protein

>>536828940
Incorrect

>>536828940
Wrong.

>>536828940
>AI slop whey protein bag
grim showing

>>536828940
>broken spine
>long right boob
I love coomer sloppa

>>536828493
me on the left

Should I get Little Caesars

>>536829839
you should get a gym membership

>>536829839
Spill a slice on the ground and post the image

>>536829839
Love me some Detroit pizza.

>>536829839
No, that shit nasty

>>536829839
Get that 'za. You deserve it.

>>536829992
Black woman

>>536829839
>Little Caesars
>people actually eat this slop

>>536829992
Ebony cupcake

>>536829992
nigger

>>536829992
Queen

That post was bait, I'm getting carne asada fries like always

>>536829992
Mud skin!

odds burger king
evens little caesars

I got a milka/oreo pizza

>>536830458
Replace little Caesars with Panda Express

Everyone, I have cause for celebration. I moved recently and now my internet is shit! That means I'll always have a valid excuse to not play ranked!

>>536830635
No way, what if it gives me a stupid face?

Soon

>>536830684
Get better internet Frank

evens pick up food myself
odds order delivery