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Touch Bloodstain: >>536735246

i will now queue

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I just queued

there was no new everdark announcement so it can't be tuesday
time to queue up

>he queued
>he got disconnected

>worst rng run ever
>other guy gets weapon i have 3 relics to support
>need to watch like a cuck while he does barely any damage with it and 3 bars
>no one does damage to boss
>defeat

QUEUED

>>536796908
>weapon he has no business using
>dies like a tard
was it a revenant?

Depth 5 player
>Havel raider
>Default executor
>Heretic recluse
>Friede revenant
>Lion knight wylder
>Alva guardian
>Ringfinger ironeye
>Black leather duchess

Depth 1-4 player
>everything else

gg recluse and birdman, the poison resurrect worked nicely

>poison pots are great
>poison pots are the best
>still need to land a hit to rez
Fake news central on those poison pots desu

>>536797173
he was playing executioner

>>536797249
gg. I really need to stop buying physicks, all I do is kill myself trying to drink them

Are there any games like the Souls series but with more open space and not just packed with enemies? I’ve been reading Conan the Barbarian stories and it just got me itching to camp in haunted woods, meet/slay exotic strangers, and explore ruined palaces. Never played Elden Ring but I’ve beaten the three Dark Souls games and I enjoy them but I’m looking for something more chill and exploration-focused where I’m not just dying all the time.

Sorry terr and somebody else I had to leave because medical emergency in hosuehold

>>536796908
you guys need to stop being babies about rng, if you can't do damage that's on you

>>536797420
thats what elden ring is

>>536797460
Not an excuse, blocked

Please queue right now

>>536797201
You seem to forgotten sable church executie

>>536797582
They can't even get into depths mode at all.

>>536797420
Sadly there is no game that can compare to the kino that is Conan. FromSoft games don’t come close and Exiles is flawed in more ways than one. Just gotta be on the look out and hope someone sees the potential soon .

>>536797656
why would you do this

>>536797420
Sounds like you want a walking simulator like death stranding desu

gg bird and duchess, that was my first time not dying vs doggo

am i good at using executor stats to inflict status to shred bosses? no. but am i good at using executor skills to deflect and stagger bosses? also no

If no one ques, how will we know when chewsday has passed?

>>536796525
>>536797201
>>536797664
Stop talking about anal sex you fucking weirdo what is wrong with you

did you know that the golden order greatsword is fucking useless and retarded and doesnt even remove the dogs attack up buffs
its why i dropped it if you were wondering, it's literally just a detriment most of the time

>>536797656
stop that

I will be queueing shortly (as Duchess)

>>536797926
>>536798092
just know that i can unleash this at any moment...

>>536798075
I tried using it once vs big libra, its so fucking bad and clunky

gg guys I got kinda fucked on weapons

when is steam maint?

>>536798115
STOP
ITS A TUESDAY DONT QUEUE NOW GODDAMNIT

>>536798205
Please do! Genner, are you a girl?

>>536797931
>>536797845
>>536797564
I’ll try Elden Ring but I guess a better way to put what I’m looking for is something like Vintage Story or Valheim but with more exploration content like maybe towns, castles, and dungeons in the world.

>165 expedetions
>116 victories
am i good at the videogame

>>536798408
yea

>>536798352
no i am a man

>>536798075
the hitbox on the projectile is so jank

>>536798331
Its been delayed to tomorrow

>>536798075
there is not a single point in the game where using that charged attack to dispell shit actually matters. you are better off just dps with it even if you are poisoned/rotted/frosted who cares. i guess if you had it during gnoster and got poisoned

>>536797420
ER is a lot of open space but also with your caves and tombs and the classic dungeons, might not be exactly what you have in mind though because those caves and ruins are still packed with enemies which you can smash with a a healthy vigor+strength-build
ER is mostly easier than DS as well as long as you explore because you just get a lot of levels
nothing nowhere close to Conan though

>>536798405
ah yeah elden ring has none of that. its just like souls - no actual lively places or traditional towns/castles with merchants

>>536798075
why did Radagon forge a perfectly good and functional Darkmoon Greatsword into the shitty Golden Order Greatsword?

>my teammate is down?
>heh ill throw a volcano pot on him to rez him
>im so smart lol
>boss walks into volcano pot and full buffs himself
>1 shots the entire team
my bad

>>536798723
His was just a moon greatsword.

>>536798528
it unironically should just swap abilities or something with the sacred relic greatsword (the elden beast one that shoots waves on heavy attacks), the sacred relic gs not only has a way better aow but also a better ability. it's a real 50/50 when it comes to holy legendary greatswords it's either dogshit or a run winner

>>536798115
Do you look like that? Would you be willing to have sex with me?

>>536798205
Can you gen wyldersissy and duchessissy holding hands and kissing with their boobs and bulges pressing against each other?

>>536797380
I can't believe I 2 barred when I had 1800hp

>>536798769
The buff lasts only long enough for him to do that one fire attack and MAYBE one melee if you're unlucky. It's so short, just dodge until it falls off.

>>536796515 (OP)
MOMMY!!

>>536798679
nta but I kinda wish fromsoft would try making a game that is a little more populated but maybe miyazaki isnt into that shit so we just get swamps with like 1 NPC in it who'll die at the end of his quest

gg hotdog exec and raider
that scion sure got us good

>>536798723
The weapon art is admitttedly kinda good on doggo courtesy of its weapon art
sacred relic sword is better though

>>536799027
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>536798528
it dispels build up too, so you can dispell augur sleep build up and trivialize the boss even more.

Do you guys add each other or do you just use the password

>>536799329
Just use the password, you'll quickly recognize the regulars anyway

>>536798528
there are 5 different nightlords that have status effects so yes its actually not bad. seethe cunt.

>>536799027
>executroon 2 bar'd vs grafted scion

Which greatshields negate fire damage the best? So I can block these damn doggos

>>536799541
Use the visual codex nerd

>>536799329
no one really adds each other, no. except for nezuk and mush, whom are both desperate troon chasers. if you get a friend request from them then decline it, you do not want to be associated with them

>>536799541
Visage and redmane are some of the best for fire

>>536796671
queuesday innit

Garbage ass game and garbage ass boss, I miss Libra, it was a lot easier.

I'm good at this boss

>>536800014
Which boss?

>>536799489
he used his 100 hit combo while i was in dog form and it deleted me

>no heolstor
it's over
EoS soon

>>536800061
meow

Shit I'm done with Nightreign, I don't want to ally with reds any more, fuck you. I return to Elden Ring and put the Taunter's Tongue on. You go where you belong - invading and getting killed.

>>536800727
hehehehehehehehe

Everdark Connection Error
Everdark Matchmaking Failed
Everdark Save File Is Corrupt

>>536800253
now you can go outside

Is ironeye fun

everdark revenant...

>>536800841
yea

>>536800061
This one

>>536800841
no

>>536800271
woof
>>536801030
which one was that again ?

>>536800841
maybe

>find a GO GS
>Offer it to Raider and Recluse
>one takes it
>Neither uses it vs the dogs
God damn it.

>>536800841
In my honest opinion, no

>>536800841
I had fun at first but he got boring after a lot of games because you're using the same few bows and just spamming r1. if you want to use a ranged character I find recluse and revenant are more fun because there is a lot of variance with spells an incantations.

they should add to Nightreign

I'm starting to think guardian might not be very good

>>536801409
Ironeye gets pretty fun if you're trying to squeeze in those triple shots and hold the ult to cancel unwelcome boss AI behaviors

>>536799027
kek

So, I was thinking of taking this for a spin (haha get it) in a build and tiring of STR/FTH builds, I came up with the thought of gravity sorcery, since it's about throwing stuff.
Should I go full INT and just have this as a casting stick for waves of darkness and an FP-free ranged option or should I go split INT/STR with something like ice or magic infusion?

Attention, the maintenance has started

>>536801324
stop offering us all the trash you find

>>536801409
How do you get over the Sorcerer's Rose bullshit with the casters? I seriously don't feel like they're not worth the time because idfk how to proceed with those most of the time

steam down? just booted me and logged me out

>>536801901
Seems like it.

>Trying to hit the hotdog with Wrath of Gold
>The recovery is so long it basically can't be used without it immediately retaliating

Never again, I'll just chuck lightning as a last resort if necessary

>>536801901
nope just you

>game got shut down
it's over

>>536800841
I've only played ironeye since i first played him. I am a boring person, so probably not.

>>536801891
>I seriously don't feel like they're not worth the time because idfk how to proceed with those most of the time
what the fuck is this

>about to kill the dog for the first time after 30 tries
>maintenance shit
I hate niggers so much it's unreal

Fix your FUCKING game, Miyazaki!!!

>>536801901
dude I had a level 14 run going into day 2 part 2 with an actual competent group ffs
dropped mid dragonsentinel

>matchmaking uses their own dogshit system instead of steam
>still boots you when steam down
chinese games are better at this point

>steamcucks fell for it again
PSchads are laughing at you

>>536801891
What did he mean by this

haha wait the game actually doesn't work on tuesdays lmao
how can nips still not into netplay in the year of lord 2025

>>536801891
there are many 1 minute shorts on how to solve all of them and have been out since launch

>>536797420
Elden Ring does have many Conan-like moments. As a whole it doesn't feel like a proper Conan game but separate experiences do, like killing the dragon in Liurnia or climbing Mt. Gelmir /Jagged Peak etc.

>>536801891
You can just do churches if you're playing rev but as duchess/recluse you do have to learn the rises. There's 9 possible locations for the seal with a barrier in the doorway and 2 possible locations without a barrier in the doorway.

>>536802160
>>matchmaking uses their own dogshit system instead of steam
>>still boots you when steam down
>ALSO boots you if Epic Games is down

>>536802280
Wut, Rev needs rises the most for starlight shards

>>536802629
just buy them lol

>>536802238
none of them include the special rise solutions. . . .

I miss the PSbros.
>>536796515 (OP)
Shit taste.

>>536802629
In my Rev matches I just pick up 2 shards from merchant/misc crates/rise and 2 at the spirit shelter. You don't need that many unless you're using dragonslop. Picrel, I look like this and suck BWC.

>>536802629
oh man you really are in for a bad time when you get FTH guardians and INT raiders in depths mode

>>536802675
You can only buy 4 unless you get a town merchant
>>536802680
Just memorize them, theres only like 3 extra spots the seals can spawn

>>536802727
>Kitafags are delusional and selfish

>>536802680
The special rises are only on libra/maris and only have a 1/20 chance of spawning. They also cannot spawn on certain shifting earth maps. They're so rare you don't even need to bother learning them.

>mage towers have three crates in a game with three players
>niggers will insist all three belong to them alone
not even targetting rev players specifically just something I noticed

>>536802815
wait does INT unlock for raider?
Radahn larping?

>>536802059
Sorcerer's Rise

>>536802727
What about small white cock?

>>536803019
I'm pretty sure we did one once and the reward was 2 blues and a purp consumable

>>536803091
sniping with spells on top of totem stela

>>536803091
yeah in datamines raider gets int and arc at no cost to his str
also some mind but it's still going to be low

>>536803037
ya snooze ya lose!

>>536802727
>Picrel, I look like this and suck BWC.

Waiting...

>>536803037
Correct. They're for Duchess and her little sister.

>>536803037
average wylder main who thinks he needs the carian slicer staff more than duchess

>>536803341
>unlock rise
>other person waits at the door and snatches all the shards
guess the meta will be to wait at the door until someone folds and unlocks it

>be rev main
>other guys both switch to rev for the memes
>they ping where they want to go
>i look at map and see 2 cathedrals close together, fight the urge to ignore teammates and run straight there
>follow team as they ping forts for keys and evergoals like they are playing wylder trying for the most efficient evergoal rout
>no one has any spells
>no one does damage
>evergoal is dragon and it takes half of day 1
should have listened to my gut on this one

queue up

queue down

>>536803553
Great cathodes only drop whites anyway

>>536803639
it's chewsday innit

>>536803537
i only do this if the other two teammates are non-casters, no you don't need excess shards for your AoW spam fuck off

>>536803702
you know what whites can be
they can be upgraded
TO PURPLE!
gasp
i know this is new information but please understand

>>536803553
I always regret not pinging/fighting the "route" when my first instinct was to do so. End of the match I always realize my decision would have been better.

>>536803485
The random loot is part of the fun, I'll use what I want. Duchess probably has some dagger relics but then you'll complain that she wasn't using daggers if she used the carian slicer.

>>536803485
>pick up stonesword key
>in the meantime wylder yoinked all the staves from the fort or seals from great church
>don't pick up stonesword key and get loot
>have to waste time and go back to get it because people who have evergaol relic don't do it for whatever reason

>>536803769
But dey have worse scaling doe

>>536803702
they drop blues as well

>>536803769
Yeah but rejection sucks. Unless the spell roll is S tier I usually hold for a blue because then you get a built in spell like black flame or rocks

>>536803769
>you know what whites can be
>they can be upgraded
>TO PURPLE!
>gasp
>i know this is new information but please understand
Hey retard, the only white seal is finger seal which is guaranteed to come with a rejection. You aren't going to get a seal with good damage spell on it, you're going to get some bullshit like Rejection/Lightning Fortification.

>>536796515 (OP)
Where do I find a woman built like that?!?!?!

>>536803702
black flame is a seal you can get which can carry you through day 1 and 2
also I've gotten white seals with triple rings before, that's just a free win

nobody is actually going to use those depth respecs, right?

>>536803553
>be recluse main
>land, ping a nearby fort for easy leveling after initial camo
>wylder pings nearby field boss instead, i decide fuck it why not
>it's red wolf
>he three bars twice, we spend the entire day 1 morning fighting it
>raider decides to follow him still after that even if I ping something else just because he's wylder I guess, even though I solo'd the Nok dragon soldier while the two of them killed the headless troll and the black knife assassin

>>536804023
Wrong. I have gotten run winning spells from them. The downside is Rejection is completely worthless.

>>536803769
>doing caves
you are griefing your team if you do this
wylder and raider don't really need caves
why cant you be normal?

>>536796671
>>536796893
>>536801871
>>536801901
>>536802006
>>536802065
>>536802160
Deserved. Do something better with your time.

I've won several expeditions with a purpled finger seal that had something like Stone of Gurranq and they went better than ones where i got a purple Dragon/Erdtree seal with a dogshit second spell. turning your nose up at white seals is depth 1 behavior

>>536803702
whites and blues
>>536803769
i was just thinking of this. How every wylder/raider/ironeye main is a 1 track mind of just getting XP or evergaol charges. Meanwhile as a caster I am looking for a route involving rises, merchant town, cathedrals/forts, maybe a cave. A good merchant town can win you the game, and its nice regardless just for the extra pouch and shards

>>536804023
Today I had elden stars on a finger seal
More rolls doesn't seem like a bad idea, especially if you're triple rev. No idea why people dogpile on that anon for saying this. I guess he does act kinda faggy but he plays rev so what can you do

How do you feel about this trope in Soulsbourne?

>>536802727
>I look like this and suck BWC.
We know. All women do. :)

>>536804246
I always get a purple stone from the red player corpses

>>536804356
but you get gaol keys in cathedrals/forts/townships

>>536804430
doesn't make any less sense than being able to avoid a nuclear explosion with a somersault or being able to deflect a 300lb ultra greatsword with a buckler. realismfags have never made a fun game so who cares what they think

>>536804356
As a Wylder I like doing anything. Rises can gib scholars/frozen armament, seal locations can have FMGS/GV, Mines are top tier to keep run to run weapon variety diverse. I guess I'm just a top tier gamer with top tier adaptability? Lol.

>Guardian sucks
>except hes godlike against everdark dog, the hardest boss we've got
What a weird thing to happen but ill take it

>>536803769
I block anyone who even pings a cave. Fuck you.

>>536804712
It's funny how you guys say this literally ever Everdark

>>536804091
might try using it on Rev but ending at 52 STR may not be enough to offset the loss of FTH, scaling would be great on STR+FTH weapons however
maybe if too many guardians are in depths trying to be a caster

maintenance over?

>>536804696
erm ackchually when you parry, you parry the arm and not the sword

>>536804091
they will for a week for the novelty and then when it turns out to play like dogshit the metaslop will force them back to playing normally

>>536804906
I'm willing to give strvenant a chance just because she's going to have access to the non-dogshit colossal movesets

>>536804712
>>except hes godlike against everdark dog, the hardest boss we've got
No he isn't.
>massive elemental damage goes through shield
>attacks from multiple directions in three dog phase, physically impossible to dodge
>teammates will be marked and all the dogs will aggro on them. impossible for you to take aggro when this happens so you just have to watch like a cuck
>he has so many AOEs that even if you block your allies will be hit anyone, which negates the whole point of "tanking"
>dogshit damage means the fight is going to take even longer

There is a weird bell curve for Day 1 strats
>too big of noobs to split up while doing forts/camps/cathedrals, need to stick together
>good enough to split up and solo any PoI day 1 which is way more efficient then everyone 3 manning the easy poi/evergaols
>if you are a decent team you can easily tackle tier 3 bosses day 1 by level 5-6 if you stuck together so may as well stick together to kill a few before end of day 1

>>536805445
>>too big of noobs to split up while doing forts/camps/cathedrals, need to stick together
The fuck is the point of this, especially early when everything takes forever solo and everyone will benefit from every single blue orb?

>>536805445
where does day 1 noklateo fall into this

>>536805049
Make sure you have one of these lying around to send in when FTH Guardian IS the meta

>>536805803
>early when everything takes forever solo
Can't relate. Maybe get some attack power relics?

>>536805803
cathedrals/forts dont drop passives, only weapons. you dont NEED to get every one of their blue orbs.
A recluse might want to quickly grab a staff at a fort, and get the stoneward key there, and contrary to your beliefs a good player with a solid early game relic set up will delete bosses solo at these poi.

Also relic effects like "defeated enemies restore art guage" or the HP on kill for team one will work off of enemies defeated map wide, so you can all be killing many enemies at each poi feeding each others art gauge and spamming art gauges to quickly clear the map

why did fromsoft appeal to redditors doing the big weapon meme on revenant and give her a shitty str depth relic?

>>536805228
Not one thing you said is accurate, get good

>>536804246
>wylder and raider don't really need caves
we were talking about seals
where the fuck did you get wylder and raider

>>536806375
you gimp your team by going caster
the best play is to not need seals in the first place

>>536806352
Whatever you do, don't queue with /erg/ password. I don't want some shitty guardian man 3 barring and dragging the rest of us down.

>>536806231
It's funny.

>>536804884
Its the counters. The dog spams small easy to counter attacks, the other bosses dont have that.

>>536806464
i'm going to turn you into a gimp

>>536802727
Build? Also good to see another sister <3 Dolls are doll mains

>>536806231
colossal revenant is the defining meme of nightreign

>>536806481
Yes yes, you think you know best because you failed at guardian one time at launch. We know, no one cares. Hes mathematically OP against the dog for very obvious reasons, now either get good or stay mad and reply again.

>>536806231
>appeal to redditors
because reddit is a mirror of broader popular culture. it's not reddit that thinks colossal rev is funny, it's the majority of the playerbase. you're in the minority so they're not going to cater to you

>>536806737
>Hes mathematically OP against the dog for very obvious reasons
He doesn't even have the most effective HP because of his dogshit fire resist. Raider has more EHP than him and also does more damage. Guardian is such a depressing character.

>>536806007
i accept your concession

>>536806186
>splitting up to do PoI that only drop weapons and then meeting up at a boss
discord lobby strat

Depths are going to put this thread into a constant spergout. I think it will be rough.

>>536805958
honestly, i dont like day 1 nok. Its more RNG based than hoping you get the perfect spell on a rev because day 1 nok is only worth it if someone gets grafted or marias and knows the game well engough to know to dupe it for the team immediately. Maybe if you have an ironeye on your team it would be worth it if you know which corpses to pop.
I would rather check out the Libra deals, the merchant towns, the rises.

>>536806905
sneed oneshots all

>>536806831
>Got mad
Thanks for conceding shitposter

>>536806628
I love my mommy Marika

>>536807082
Why are Guardian mains like this?

>>536804710
I really want to lick your bare/naked chest

>>536806905
depths isn't real
EoS announcement tomorrow

>>536806481
>le Guardian is weak meme
I've never seen a bad /erg/ guardian

>>536806905
Ill try depths for like a weekend but im not going to try very hard. I dont like playing like a no-hit runner type play style of being super careful waiting for that 1 attack that i know is super safe.
I played 6 games today and had 2 leavers because of shitters were mad we werent going their bad route. I imaginepeople will be even more pissy about routing or not sharing weapons in depths, I would just rather not.

>>536807138
Engaging with people who hate X class because they cant play it is pointless. There are solo kill times for all the bosses+classes on youtube and they're never far apart.

>>536806905
Not at all. Mostly because no one will be playing it.
>>536807138
Dravidian genes.

Did Libra get nerfed yet?

Reminder that the most useful thing you can do as a Guardian is leave the game. This will reduce the HP of all bosses by 33%; damage you could never deal while playing Guardian.

>>536807724
fpbp

>>536807259
This is true. Just like I’ve seen no evidence the earth isn’t flat.

>having weird drifting issues on right stick
>camera jittery as all fuck contantly all game, keep having to reposition it, target keeps cycling enemies to the left
>check ps5 input site, says it's drifting left
>take controller apart
>clean it all out
>put it back
>no more drifting

i am a god

>>536807926
fuck off eglin
glow somewhere else

>play 2 matches
>eat
>clean up
>maintenance fap
>shower
>it's bedtime
I can't wait to leave this fucking job. To work is to die. Elden Ring.

>>536807610
hopefully never. shitters get filtered!

I'm so sick of people throwing against dark doggo. It's always me and three bars. Three times I get to level 15 with good picks and a good team and three times fire come from our of the dune by a visually obscured dog and party wipes instantly. I swear it checks for level 15, runs away to be hidden and just wipes through dunes.

>>536808434
it's ok wagie
someone's gotta help the billionaires become trillionaires

>>536805228
Hit the nail on the head
t. top tier erg Guardian.

He just does too much chip damage on most of his attacks so the shield becomes a detriment, and his physical attacks have too much dead-angle potential. At that point I am dodging more to the point where why even bother not using one of the other melee dudes and put less strain on my team and myself?

>>536804712
>me when I make shit up after getting enough good team placebo.

>dogs start their fireball tackles from 3 opposite corners of the map
how the fuck are you supposed to follow them with the camera? there are no sound cues either. do these people playtest their shit using an isometric camera? because it would be okay in an old Ys game or something. dumb fucks

>>536808684
I hate these AoE high damage moves with poor visual clarity. If it feels unfair to me the first time I see it then its bad design imo.

>>536808080
t. Flat earth denier

gg rev squad
all those fundamentalist relics sure paid off fae, you were doing alotta damage

>>536806820
Correct in this specific case (small girl with big weapon is popular) but very incorrect otherwise
Reddit is a very specific demographic of actual honest to god losers who work at mcdonalds and pretend to be cool, for the most part. There's a lot of popular sentiments on reddit that would get you looked at like you're a lunatic loser sperg among actual broader culture.

>>536808870
>that damage through block
I can only wonder what you were doing the entire time, and how your teammates felt

I need Libra cock with this update

>>536808434
Why? What kind of dick sucking joh do you do?

>>536808985
that's just how nightreign is
I assume fromsoft thought these kind of attacks were necessary to counter how the revival system works

>>536809124
That was more of a panic block than anything. The other teammates consisted of another birdman and a literal who wylder than 3bar'd before the other birdman before you try being funny.

>how your teammates felt
Thankfully, they said ggs after the match and confirmed we had a wending grace on reserve if I choked.

>>536809041
gg glad you guys had good spells i got really terrible drops

>>536808870
>>536805228
>massive elemental damage goes through shield
The funniest part of this is that Guardian's default shield has above average fire resist.
So yeah, blocking in Depth 5 will be a complete shitshow.

hoping the new class is a dex weapon dual wielder whos art is something that gives unlimited stamina.

I am sorry

gg triple raider funny run

Any erg'ers playing/planning on playing Gears of War Reloaded? I've just booted it up and it's making me nostalgic for the ol' Xbox 360 days.

>>536809532
Yeah I lucked out with that staff that had rannis dark moon in the first fort, never really found any decent incants beyond lightning spear

>>536809041
ggs. that was a very fortunate run for me. found some really good passive effects to complement radagon's ring.

does recluse with a decent staff/seal still BTFO gigadog like she does every other boss?

>>536809751
one will be dex, but not a dual wielder. he's a support character who uses thrusting swords.
the other is a str character who is a frontline attacker.

>>536804712
>hardest boss we've got
saying this when ED libra had 10x the seethe posts tells me this is just bait for (you)'s

>>536806987
This made me realize that Wylder's sword design is just a shittier imitation of Gael's.

>>536809747
I can't believe the chip damage, I recall fighting Cinder, Twin Princes, and Demon Princes in DS3 on a high NG+ cycle with black knight shield, and even that is nowhere near that insane amount of chip. Something like 66% fire block vs 85% shouldn't be that insane of a difference.

>>536810069
>fuck my face I'm a retard omg I'm such a retard
He sword is based on Artorias' with the partial corrosion.

>>536810069
Gael's sword is a broken executioner's sword, that's nothing like Wylder's sword.

>>536809808
Good run. Raiders are the strongest.

>>536809041
Fae and gremlin are cute girls!

>>536809747
>they give guardian good stats with depth relics
>unless you get lucky with evasion passives he'll be asspain to dodge with
>shit still goes through the shield
at least his ult carries

>>536807087
I love my sister melina

Ahh there's nothing like playing duchess after a long time of not playing duchess to remind you why you haven't played duchess in a long time...

>>536808870
>that damage
>dog not even buffed
holy shit

>>536810007
>the other is a str character who is a frontline attacker.
we got that though, its the raider. Wheres the character that dual wields curved or straight swords?

>>536810157
>Something like 66% fire block vs 85% shouldn't be that insane of a difference
>taking 34% damage vs 15%
That alone is already over 100% more damage taken.
But then you have to also factor in flat defenses that all Souls games have, which are very important when blocking because they turn the hits that already got mitigated by the shield into single-digit damage.

>>536810057
Libra and his latent gank squads were just latent unbalanced dogshit, Gladius is the hardest without any bugs or gimmicks (no the sword buff can be solved by reaction rolling even if it's a knowledge check)

>you can use this to powerstance with thrusting swords
why the fuck did I just hear about this? Why do i never read falvour texts, stupid bitch I am

>>536811082
Where can I see the stats the characters will get with depth relics?

>>536810250
>>536810325
Sorry you're both blind retards I guess

>>536811593
jewgle doc in the OP

>>536811541
>34% is 100%
>EDS boss vs NG+7 scaling
Not really convincing me of anything here.

>>536811668
How does this look like Wylder's greatsword?

>>536811591
>he was painfully ignorant
you can do the wakizashi with katanas too

>>536811784
>too dumb to understand elementary school math
That's how I know that I'm speaking to an actual Guardian main.

>>536811157
melina is canonically flat as a board

>> 536794530
Damn. THAT is what Wylder creampies every night?!?!?!?

>>536811587
Libra with a slow team is very unfun yeah, he just keeps buffing the summons as well and resummons so much at no cost while taking reduced damage when summoning too
and if your people die it's difficult to recover, it's easier on gladius even

>>536811754
Dam I missed that thanks
>Decreases vigor by 6, increases mind by 22 and faith (actually arcane) by 38
Ok I guess these are fucking mandatory. Hope these wont be RNG because there's just no way you'd be playing guardian without this

>>536805228
>>536809747
>>536811296
That was chip damage from the fire breath and the nigger sword dog's offscreen special simultaneously. I don't find the chip damage to be an issue if you're stacking a bunch of different damage negation passives like you should be.

>>536811157
i love my wife Melina so fucking much

>>536810749
no, they’re not. don’t spread misinfo

>>536811784
nta
let me break it down for u
in nr EVERYONE has 100 defense with varying dmg negation
in er both defense and dmg negation vary a lot especially with ng+ cycles

>>536812063
gonna need it to do damage for sure
apparently the depths relics do come with their own debuffs too

gg

geeg
good hotdog
halo scythe does so much damage to him that taking fp shards is great.

>>536812160
I love you, my brother-in-law

>>536802197
Uhhh… did what to them?

I think it was funnier when they just shadowdropped ED Adel without an announcement at all
should've just kept doing that

>bayle is replaced by placidusax in my randomizer run
holy fucking kino RNG. this entire run has been blessed by Miyazaki himself, absolute joy to play through this seed so far, probably best one I've had yet

>>536811157
pumping

>>536812476
for me it was mimic tear lol

>>536812476
>PLACIDUSAAAAAAAAAX
>YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY

>>536812476
sometimes rando is truly kino

and sometimes you get valiant gargs replacing elden beast

Why do ironeyes always fucking die

>>536812312
>Mush cheating on Yys
>literal who name

>>536812836
>squishy character
>usually featured in clickbait videos like "THOSE ARE THE BEST NIGHTFARERS IN ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN"
>ends up as shitter magnet who don't even understand what makes him good

>>536812748
>Elden Gargoyle
New dogshit night 2 boss just dropped

>>536812668
sexo

Why do Ironeyes always carrygod and people sour grapes post about it?

>>536812668
for free

>>536812852
that troon (the yys troon, not the jeetoid) was posting about watching black men in the gym
sad state of posters

>>536811807
Obviously meant the one on the right, double retard.

>>536812748
>>536812558
i used to get pretty bad luck like this but I changed it so major bosses is only replaced by other major bosses, dragon bosses is only replaced by other dragon bosses, night bosses only night bosses, etc. much more satisfying than getting some random pumpkinhead bitch as a final boss

>>536812476
>PLACIDUSAAAAAAAAAX
>YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY
I forgot to post my question AND used the wrong image.
Does Placidusax come in like Bayle does in the randomizer, does he just kinda float there in a ball, or what happens with in in the randomizer there?

>New games coming out and Lies of P DLC still not done
>keep playing NR with my erg friends
Safe to say I am addicted.

I rate the bosses thus
>Libra: 10/10
>Fulghor: 9/10
>Caligo: 8/10, very cinematic
>Gaping Jaw: 7/10
>Sentient Piss: 7/10
>Tricephalos: 7/10 (triple dog sucks but at least he dies fast)
>Augur: 5/10, maybe 7/10 on some characters, fighting tentacles is lame though


ED boss ratings
>Fulghor 9/10
>Libra: 8/10, a bit too spammy. 2/10 on guardian they gave him absolutely fucked up phantoms for no reason
>Gaping Jew: 8/10, surprisingly fun gimmick to contend with
>Caligo: 7/10, sucks how mountain is the only choice for it
>Augur 4/10, fun once but it's the same every time
>Sentient Piss 4/10, buggy as fuck but fun when it didn't get stuck to be fair
>Tricephalos: 3/10, triple dog is simply not fun

will Holstein get an ED?

>>536813341
saar please lets hold hand

>>536813317
I do that too but that just makes it more likely to get valiant gargs somewhere where they're hard

>>536813507
i like triple hotEDog. he's up there with libra, fulghor, and adel

>>536813794
need chubby duchess to sit on my face

>>536813794
>revenant with boobs

>>536813341
he mimics his normal behavior so he floats there like he does in his own arena when you first encounter him then attacks you. in his second phase he flies around. i haven't encountered bayle yet but i think he'll do the fly enter if the arena is big enough

>>536813794
>sample
Retardbro...

I just went through a run using fists for the first time and it was some of the most fun I've had in the game so far, just running around punching things in the face and actually doing good damage. Idk which class uses it best but it was great with Guardian

>>536813940
I wanna see him fly through the fucking roof of a place lmao

>tfw cheaters aren't even fun, they don't break your save or do funny shit
>look guise I oneshot mobs xp
sad

I'm reaonatong with Executor. Which is very unexpected. I feel effective while playing him. I just finished all the basic bosses with him. And each time, ot felt like I was in control.
Granted, Inalready had like 50 hours of expedition time before Instarted using him. But still, I don't feel quite as effective while playing the others.

Now I'm going to attempt the everdark dogs with him, and spoil this good feeling

>>536813794
PLEASE look at my fetish!

>>536813794
Dumping my girl seed in thicc Duchess mains!

>>536814008
My guess is raider would be best.

>>536814339
she is so cute

>>536801829
Int+str

>>536749483
What is that cute creature?
Also, based.

>>536813341
>>YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY
No one says this
>>536813794
See >>536812045

>>536813507
I don't like ED Libra very much but I think doggo is a 8/10 to me

havent recognized a player name in 3 days

>>536814662
Because I stopped playing. I haven't won a game in months.

>>536814585
That’s xher after I fucked xher in the ass raw and permanently feminized xher via the sheer power of my masculinity

>>536814797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezu-VweamUM

>>536809807
It's okay. You're cool.

>bought 100+ relics
>still no hoarfrost stomp
Fuck's sake, I'd settle for a shitty relic with hoarfrost on it but I can't even find it at all.

>>536813956
>shit no one cares about enthusiast

1/3...

>>536814585
Someone genned them awhile ago in a trash /sdg/ thread. Like a good 2-3+ months ago. Have another. I liked the character so I just saved the sfw gens made of them (there are no nsfw gens of them to my knowledge)

>>536814626
>noone says this
It's literally part of Igon's whole speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN4N-iNQ-aI

>>536815649
>genned
BAH.
What a shame.

>>536812439
can't wait the heolstor shadowdrop tomorrow, it's gonna be so kino

>>536816108
heolstor will be depths 5 exclusive
shitters need not apply

gg hotdog rev squad 2
pretty awful loot drops that run all round but can't go wrong with 3 revs

>>536811587
I accept your concession

so uhhh whats gonna happen tomorrow?

>>536816323
got a bit spooky towards the end but we came out on top

>>536816680
nothing

>>536816680
I confess to my erg crush

>>536816680
there's no announcement of a patch or depths or anything, which means the most likely scenario is a rerun of unnerfed libra lmao

>>536816941
you can just say libra, no need to add unnerfed

>>536816680
EoS, hopefully. This entire fiasco has been an utter embarrassment and stain on the reputation of FromSoftware. Hopefully they announce the Conan souls game soon to regain good will.

I like fighting ED libra on rev

im fucking pissed. i tried buying research chemicals online just now but coinbase is holding my money hostage for 8 days. I WANT MY DRUGS THIS WEEKEND NOT NEXT

My favorite Nightfarer has to be the Executor. I love his fast paced gameplay and his high damage output alongside his skill-based survivability.

>>536817557
anon this is a blue board
pumping tho

>both team mates have zero negation against the dog
And shockingly they die instantly

>>536817797
why did you drop some negation items for them? it's YOUR fault they're all dead.

>>536817557
Literally me giving foot jobs to good boy anons for carrying Nightreign runs

>>536817557
Not bad
Would be hotter if she was flat

>>536816680
>miquella being a gamer
angry lad

>>536817898
Hi can we play together, I need to carry you...

>>536817557
Thank you for your sacrifice, may your ban be short

>>536817894
>

>>536817557
>wh*te dick
non canon

>>536817557
Need more fat Rev with a bulge

>>536812410
look at the picture and use your brain to figure out what happens next

>>536816828
who?

>>536816828
Why wait anon, we're all rooting for you

Baffling when I see players only have 2 weapons in their inventory when reaching the final boss, do these retards not know what passive abilities are

>>536811591
what even is that? looks stupid

gg Rev and Raider
The pillar always finds a way.
I kinda forgot about the Bell Bearing in the basement and spent half that avatar's healthbar wondering if you guys had fallen off the ledge on your way up

>got combo'd and killed frame 1 after being revived
i laughed. ggs.
also i never found a single holy incant so i was coping out of my mind with a greatshield.

>>536818980
MAIN-GAUCHE

mein gutenberries....

today i will do day 1 rot woods

>>536819257
why was she a coward?

>>536818212
sorry black boy but she's BWC (big wylder cock) only

>>536816828
Who is it?

>rev mains ruining the thread again
Up on the tard wall you go.

2+ rev has felt good in my experience when they weren't idiots who forgot summons exist

>select ED dogs
>raider and wylder in party
>raider immediately tags a gaol
>He actually beelines it there, level 1
>take my time and do the usual start, acquiring level 2, before heading to the gaol
>The gaol are a bunch of banished knights
>The raider is accomplishing nothing, because he's too weak
>the wylder seems new at this, and isn't very effective either.
>we wipe to the knights, losing our levels.
>Half of the day is already over by the time we beat the knights
>think to self "don't quit. It was a mistake. We can still recover"
>The retarded Raider goes on to lead us into a series of poor situations
>Somehow we make it to day 3
>I enter the shelter.
>Notice the other two didn't follow
>realize the raider lead the impressionable wylder out into the rain for a measly 10,000 runes
>They finally arrive minutes later.
>We die to the dogs in 1 minute.
Fucking Raiders.

queueing for doggos 2/3 erg!

>>536820454
I’d prefer to be tied up

>Whoa WTF why is this Ironeye mulching shit
>Look at his relics

I thought you people were joking about relic cheaters, who the fuck does this shit, have some class.

>>536821140
sneeded and seeded, newfag

>>536818212
smelly jeet seethe post

>>536821140
why are you complaining? sounds like free sigils to me

executor and wylder both have no team support, and yet executor feels the most selfish still

>>536817557
>>536817636
>>536817957
>>536820454
>>536821132
If I could find a girl who looked like this I would spend all day and night plapping them…

PLEASE, for the love of God, announce something, release something, say 2 more weeks for Deep of the Night, anything!

>>536818330
I don’t even know what the picture is supposed to be. What is a .22 chamber? What is an artificial headspace? The implication/joke is that as best as I can tell if “a boy” shot them then they would die which is obvious but then an image or gif of a gun firing would have gotten that across clearer i feel

>>536821360
What do you mean by that? I'm always looking out for the team while playing executor or wylder. I'm a team player.

Unrelated, but Revenants need to stop summoning the big guy while I'm trying to deflect. I can't see anything with his big head in the way

>>536821360
Executies heal roar is amazing for the team. Status build up is also very strong and applying freeze means everyone does more damage.

>>536821491
nightreign is finished and bankrupt

giga dog and libra made me into a gaol slave
I can't carry randos without the damage

Hello, ladies... very sorry that I didn't get to see you yesterday, and I hope you didn't miss my winged regality too much... but now... you will be delighted to know that you can put your fears and trepidations to rest as I... a Guardian... am joining the queue...

>>536817957
I want to SPANK Miquella.

>>536821875
Thanks Guardian. I feel safer knowing you’re here.

>>536821649
whats the best frost weapon for exec?

>>536821491
monster hunter wilds WON

>>536821491
they are 100% going to announce something and it will either be Everdark Heolstor rotation or everything BUT Everdark Heolstor rotation that will last 3-4 weeks based on history.

Thanks guys. Sorry I beefed it on the boss

>bored of dog
>queue augur once
>bored of augur
it's over

>>536821840
Libra, I can understand because he buffs the gank squads and heals them so it becomes dps race but with dog you can absolutely drag it out just some of his moves are hard to dodge and he hits hard.

geeg

>>536822914
No worries kitten + BUILT for BWC

>>536821491
Jesus Christ this shit is a literal mountain range LMAOOOOOOO
>>536822914
Shut your ass up

>>536822914
>>536823146
>>536823161
When are you two going to date

>>536819257
COWARD

>>536821132
Fucking love how that guy draws Revenant.
Especially the turtleneck.

GG Duchess and Ironeye
Took the "Faith" option from Libra and the results where good doing all that damage to the dogs

gg Wylder and Duchess
I really shit the bed there at the end but hey, with the Nostello buff I wasn't really worried. We crushed him so fast he only got his super move off once.

GG Ironeye and wylder.
You're two cunts but it was okay I guess.

>>536824208
I was wondering why you kept using incants. Now I get it.

>>536824325
We shit the bed at the end BUT to be fair, you were slow as fuck on the world map that first day.
Its ok though. Duchess has to carry that mammoth ass.

>>536824381
I'm not duchess lol.

who is going to be the worst nightfarer in depths mode and why will it be revenant?

>>536819714
she just is

>>536824949
proc

>>536822447
just get anything with chilling mist or hoarfrost stomp
or just put either of those on his starter katana

CHEATER

>>536825451
post steam

Oh my fucking god where are the good fucking players these cretins are on the floor again I dropped 40% charge attack negation what are you doing

>>536825451
you have a guardian on your team, he needs it

>>536825451
Sneedger trying to falseflag as other anons again what's new

>>536825451
Oh so now he's impersonating me...
He did the same to Pepe and Zabito

>>536824885
executor might have it rough if even dog mode gets oneshotted by everything

>>536825556
https://steamcommunity.com/id/LordofERG/

>>536825962
lol

>>536825962
has he ever said what game it is?

>>536821140
throw the match newfie

>>536821140
These are the same people who cry about relics being a pain to get.

>>536821140
just wait on day 3 to force the door to open manually

>>536825661
He's changed his name to basically every regular at this point. Only hasn't done mine yet because I blocked him day 1.

>>536826263
>These are the same people who cry about relics being a pain to get.
nah its just third world dumbass trying to be annoying. i dont think he's ever played this game legitimately.

GG exec and wylder.

>>536826130
He really is the shitty younger cousin/sibling that cries to his mom because you don't want to play with him.

I've been doing this boss with randoms and it's genuinely my least favorite fromsoft boss of all time. Give me a million fucking gimmick fights as long as they don't constantly abuse camera jank, garbage unclear hitboxes, and frame traps.

>>536825938
Executor is going to be strong.
Status dealing % damage against enemies with bloated hp bars will be huge.
Also the invisibility from Caligo.
And he'll get a ton of extra ARC for free.

>>536817636
is this sycjs

A revetard is entering the queue

>>536826720
Hey!

geeg
that was a thriller

>>536826501
>I've been doing this boss with randoms
Then queue with us instead, silly.

The absolute last thing any nightlord wants to see on the final day is a Guardian who found a regular and somber smithing stone.

>>536826803
I'm trying to carry my friend through it

GG Bird, not gg CHEATER RAIDER

there is nothing more cancerous than an a flask church start and the nearest poi being banished knights

>>536826939
They honestly need to remove that start, why do you just randomly not get level 2 sometimes?

>>536826901
lmao I didn't take a look at his relics but I suspected that fag was cheating

>>536826901
Why don't you all have snigger blocked

>>536826939
It takes like 10 seconds of running around the map to find a pack of low level skelly dudes to kill for an easy level.

>>536826539
yeah but if dog becomes unsafe then he loses his free 3bar revival option
executor being so good at revives is like half the reason guardian is pointless

sneedger is mindraping the gennie again
uh oh stinky

>>536827054
I don't know how. Is it blocking their Steam that prevents them from getting a game with me or something in the post game lobby? I already filed a report not that it does fuck anything.

>>536823279
I will not

>>536823290
Who says we aren't??

>>536827063
WHAT?!

DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO EXPLORE THE MAP?! FOR 10 SECONDS!?! IN A SOULSBOURNE GAME?!?!?! NO I WON'T I WON'T DO IT!!!

>>536827142
Yeah, just block him on Steam.

>>536827142
yes just block their steam and you won't match with them

>>536827239
>>536827247
Based

>>536827175
Fae and a Wylder main are dating? This is so exciting.

>>536827318
a new erg couple blossoms

>two literal whos
>both shitters that need carrying
every time

>>536813341
I will PRAY.
>>536817957
Headpats for the raging cutie

>>536826789
*shoots u*
you're healed!!

>>536825113
You blew his ass out here

OH SHIT?! BIRDGANG SQUAWKIN' DA FUCK UP????

2/3 big dog
queue up

GG puttin the dog down Ironeye and Rev. Hate getting jumpscared by the pest threads when I least expect it.

I LOVE GETTING HIT BY GLADIUS AOE 1SHOT ATTACKS EVEN THOUGH YOU DODGED THEM BECAUSE OF LAG

gg Rev and Raider, thanks for the carry

>>536828479
gg ironeye and raider, got almost no seals that run
only good one was from libra and he scammed me with its secondary and passive

I need a woman

>>536828479
i dont think it was lag, his big arena wide AoE thing doesnt do damage from the stuff along the ground its the explosion fromt hat stuff after a short delay thats meant to roll catch you. ya its dumb

1/3 dog

did anyone just get a black screen for a long time before the results screen showed up

>>536829982
2/3

big ggs you two, that was supa fun. that meteorite basically saved the run

>>536830207
GG Revenant and Duchess. Using a colossal weapon against the dogs feels horrible but it was the only good holy weapon that I had. Thanks for saves.

>>536830207
Discus and the lightsaber were some of the last things I got, really came together at the last second.

>>536829982
2/3 still
pls join

okay now that I beat dogs with randoms (and triple marais) it's a based goated and kino boss that was made with great game design also I realized that you have to run away when surrounded. gg no runbacks.

BIRDGANG KILLED HEOLSTOR WITHOUT ANY DEATHS

>>536830949
>marais
You didn't beat the game. Try again.

is wrath of gold any good at all on dog?

literally gigadog

Wraff is getting pissed because the guardian sniped the seals and now he keeps dying

>>536830992
Bird up

>>536831068
keep it to her twitch chat

>>536831130
Why?

>>536831068
based birdchad

>>536831060
In theory, absolutely. In practice, absolutely not. The recovery is too long, the radius too small, you will get bodied for trying to use it.

>>536831068
BASED BIRDGAWD

2/3 dog
PLEASE FRICKING JOIN

>>536831060
The spell is pretty mid but it's at least usable because the dogs are weak to holy. Also the AOE lets you hit all three dogs at once for big damage, similar to Radagon's Ring.

>>536831068
>Faith
>On Bird
The fuck?

>>536831068
>level 1
>at banished knight poi
>has 17k runes
>boss still isn't dead
>>is still level 1

>>536831178
no one asked

>>536831227
>>536831189
Stop saying based please.

>>536831068
they should have you drop your gear when you die and respawn, so you can grief lootgoblin players by letting them die and then steal their gear

>>536831324
He has C scaling on faith, which doesn't seem great but keep in mind his highest damage scaling at all is a B.

>>536831263
I'm queued but it's 1/3...

2/3 NON-super bosses, minus Auger

>>536831447
>they should have you drop your gear when you die and respawn

i'm pretty sure Bloodborne already does this on it's other side. During the Alpha, your body didn't disappear on death.

Also in Demon's Souls. "this time you've died for real"

>>536831553
>NON-super bosses, minus Auger
boring, those are basically AFK autowins.

>>536831510
sry 3/3 now

>>536831263
>>536831553
im going to queue and then alt f4 when it's 3/3

>>536831635
I don't feel like sweating since I'm playing a character that isn't Ironeye. I still choke and get dropped a lot more than I'd like to try and tackle a boss that'll actually molest me if I'm not playing on point.

>>536830314
Most people don't know how to play colossals. You should never do a 2nd r1.

>>536831706
If anyone ever did this to one of my groups i'd post their name in the thread and have everyone block them.

You wanna fuck with me? Okay, now enjoy the consequences.

doing a single R1 with my colossal and then dropping it (i hit my attack limit)

gg hotdog recluse and raider
I share you feelings about that staff, I too had to upgrade a garbage seal at the crater altar

>>536831891
aw hell nah ts nigga so corny

GG Raider/Rev. That run was beyond cursed for me. That rancorcall/briars staff was the only one that dropped for me the entire run. The city merchant wasn't selling any staffs either.

gg recluse and revenant
Sorry for all my misplays, the only good holy weapon I got was the Beastclaw Greathammer so I wasn't power stancing. But you both played very well :)
Also, I'm not used to doing primarily field bosses, sorry if I messed with routing.

>>536831980
>>536831991
>>536832018
oi

>>536832018
why did you not use any of your physicks....

>>536831891
so heckin true, xister!

is this shit good for the doll girl?

>>536832172
I'm going to be honest with you.

I forgot I bought them.

>>536831068
If anyone ever did this to one of my groups i'd post their name in the thread and have everyone block them.

You wanna fuck with me? Okay, now enjoy the consequences.

>>536832018
@AIgenner
Sissify them. Now.

>>536831986
>>536832190
People like you who talk loud in the thread would be the first to go mute when face to face with a person like me.

>>536832242
Ya thats pretty decent, although i prefer relics that have one of the rev specific buffs

>>536832242
It's OK.

>>536831068
how the FUCK do you have 17k runes at a banished knight PoI and be level fucking ONE
and STILL have the nerve to complain about ANYTHING

>no announcement as of yet
so its another dead month of reruns? thats so incredibly lame, i wouldnt have minded it if they added Heolstor to it at least, they'll probably add him along with that depths(? layers?) mode or whatever but i'd rather they save that after they stopped updating the game
im still waiting on those suppossed DLCs that i bought the Deluxe Edition for too

BIRDGANG SQUAWKIN' UP AGAIN???

>>536832464
she's not paying attention to what she's doing a majority of the time

>>536832552
If its another month of reruns I think I'll finally take a break

>>536832326
Man, bite me. I just like being polite and friendly >:(

I would love a ghostflame + enemy ult charge relic without the shitty expend HP effect.

>>536832721
>without the shitty expend HP effect.
It's essential for healslutting tho

can't believe fromsoft would go a WHOLE MONTH without new content for me to consume. absolutely unheard of for them

>>536831891
>>536832332

>>536832865
guess you'll just have to play some other cool video games instead such as

>>536833054
ender lilies
ender magnolia

>>536833054
>>536833142
Hell yeah.

Play Ender Lilies

>>536832242
Bretty gud for doll. The +1 not being maxroll sucks but it's still bretty gud. Gonna speak as if you don't know what they do for clarity's sake:
Get "Power up while fighting alongside family" on a second relic if you plan to use that one you posted.
It gives:
Helen: 1HP/second regeneration.
Frederick: +10% damage.
Sebastian: +20% damage negation.

"Strengthens family and allies when Ultimate Art is Activated" is really good to have as well if you can get it on your third relic.
It gives:
All family and living allies get +25% damage for 30 seconds.
While this one doesn't specifically affect you, it's still really nice to have for your team.
The one that sacrifices your own HP isn't really worth having unless you just wanna use the Old Portrait to have Ghostflame explosion + heal/sacrifice HP on one relic.
Personally i'd use that relic you posted.

>>536833142
>reddit lilies
>reddit magnolia
sorry i only play /v/-approved ludokino like

>>536833054
silksong is out in 10 days bro
>>536833225
do you look like this?

>>536833246
>needing faceless anons to approve your taste in video games
you're already cringe and redditpilled, you just haven't realized it yet

>>536833527
I can't think for myself I'm sorry

>>536833225
sauce?

>>536833765
it's slop, son. i occasionally post slop. i like prompting slop of miquella.

>>536833863
That's a shame. The idea is interesting.

>>536833863
how do you prompt?

>Gambling
>Begging for a 3/3 3+ seal relic
>Get this
T-thank you jar-sama. At least there is synergy. I guess since I FP max I can fill my bag with pots instead of shards.

QUEUE UP

recluse sandwich

gg wylder and recluse, clean gigadog (barring my misclicked ult at start of fight)

>>536833984
catbox pls

what weapon types are worth powerstancing on executor?

>>536834448
gg

>>536834448
Sometimes comet azur just works out, fuck that magma wyrm

>>536831068
This cunt always has a resting bitch face

>>536834541
https://files.catbox.moe/4ot8t4.jpg

>>536834938
I love Revenant sluts so much

>>536835038
<333 we love you too

>>536834910
fuckin sick dude

>>536834910
GET IN THE PARTICLE ACCELERATOR

>>536832018
>another raider buckbroken by GAWDIUS
based.

>>536834910
Perfect, thank you

GG Caligo KILLERS

GG Rev/Ironeye.

GG wylder and Rev
I realized too late that I was shooting him during his chargeup phase.
Why'd they have to make it so fucking hard to tell?

>>536835798
>hard to tell
Its literally just any time he has the sword in his mouth.

>>536835771
good ice cargo.

>>536835771
Troon-coded post

>>536835168
mwah

>>536834546
Honestly powerstancing is just good on executor because of the 2h issue on suncatcher

>>536835771
ggs caligoat

BIRDGANG JUST TOOK A SHIT ON HOTDOG GG 2 EZ NO RE

gg triple guardian vs dog
man that run was fucking cursed

>>536836684
>>536836752
lmao

i forgot to level up before the boss and bought a bunch of physicks before realising...

>relics not working
>castle trolls
>2nd day circle outside castle
>most retarded worthless birdjeet you can think of
yeah we were not winning that

At least Augur will be a relief to see in depths mode

>just got sacred relic sword for 3dog
damn this is like instant win button

gg duchess, bg bird
holy shit that cursed, can't believe the cunt stole seals you dropped and i requested twice
gimped me the whole first day

honestly tried my best with 3dog but i only had 30% fire negation and a late find lightning spear

>>536838329
>>536838713
was it miquella faithful?

>>536838104
thats a good thing.

>>536838347
i dont even know how to dodge any of the attacks because ive only played it twice cunt

>>536838713
let's run it back. i have noklateo on, no way we're gonna let that loss go

>play exec in depths mode
>"IM ULTING"
>become dog
>boss attacks
>get 1 shot
>die

YOU WILL LOVE THE 1SHOT MODE AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

geeg
he died so fast lmao

>>536828801
>DIKEKIKE
???????????????

>>536838990
raider can tank that

>>536839016
Ggs, brutal Heolstein gape.

>>536838763
No, some random I've not seen
>>536838939
Sure

>>536831061
That's fucked up
>>536831419
Dravidian vocabulary please understand.

>>536838806
no, I wanna be level 15

>>536839016
toot toot.

>>536832018
>>536832326
alright just this time.

>>536832721
awesome. ready for mating press?

>>536831891
>>536832332
Trying too hard. At first it was funny but you went overboard with the act. Do better.

>>536839227
and a ching chong ning nong to you too

>>536838990
I figure the dog will mostly be used for the free heal or the stagger. Using it for clutch revives will be impossible.

>>536833054
MGS remake, obviously
>>536833527
Hit the nail on the head here.

>>536839323
I ain't an actor lil bro and the only one playing right now is you.

>>536836032
arc is the opposite of a troon dumbass

>>536839250
shiftyslut or soft jiggly recluse paizuri...
hard choice

>>536833225
Those are my handprints btw just putting it out there.

>>536834862
Lots of people do. Don’t be rude.

>>536835109
she needs to be less lewd wylder will come for her if he wants her
>>536839227
this is more like it

Duchess feet in my face please

ggs kino dog

>>536839471
>neko
>not troon-coded
Cope nekotroon.

>>536839613
She's a leftist cunt, I'll speak my mind thank you very much.

>>536839471
chat is this nigga real

>>536839250
I may need tonsee you gen Recluse more often if she looks like that...

What the fuck, Serpent Hunter hits like a truck and so does the AoW if you land it

how does one join the birdgang?

wylders have too many chuds and simps

>>536796515 (OP)
w or l

>>536840908
>and so does the AoW if you land it
and it also deals some nasty stance damage if you get a stance break bonus but don't talk about it or it'll get nerfed

>>536841135
2/3. shard it

>3rd randomizer run since the DLC
>get valiant gargoyles in the PCR arena AGAIN
pls stop

>>536841495
Did you get permssion to use that image?

>>536840495
>>536840740
Sybau lame ahh unc she's aryan coded

>>536840607
Oh well in that case yeah I guess Fire away but leave RBF out of it…

>>536840942
try solo guardian

>>536815649
Cringe. So close to greatness.

geeg
Absolutely fucking mogged that hotdog. jesus christ.

>>536839317
No. And I don't owe anyone here sex.

>>536821773
what trooners look like after I get my hands on them

revenant heal relic would be good if it was "restore to HP when ultimate ability expires" instead. why would you want to heal someone before the effect that can bring them down to 1HP without dying, when you can have them be healed afterward

>>536839250
Cringe faggot shit.

>>536842191
gg hotdog wylder and duchess, very nice grafted we got
man that run so much better than the last with the bird