Thread 536818954

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# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>536386029

this thread has been claimed by thiccley

Sprite supremacy!

>>536819230
I thought about doing an NGN hijack OP. Maybe I should've

>>536819230
Sorry bud, but this one's a Pepsico thread

>>536819051
Does that mean we're doing an ass thread again??

Organs thread... Maybe one day.

>>536819380
If they Noelle and Yule had sex in front of Ivy it would’ve been kino

>>536819380
>Who said you have to like someone for them to be your boyfriend?

-Noelle, impoverished hussy, on her rich soon to be husband

ooooooo, look at Andrew with his cute loving sister. God, I hate him so fucking much. Stupid faggot. Why does he get to be happy? Why does he get someone to love? I'm so fucking lonely. I'm really so fucking lonely that hugging my pillow isn't enough anymore. I need somebody who I can hold like this. I just need human contact, yet I'm so deathly afraid of it. I can't even look at a girl without becoming so anxious I have to walk away. I'll never get to have what Andrew has. I'll never get to relax and love someone. I'm doomed to spend the rest of my life like this.

>>536820824
>What does it look like? I came here to screw my boyfriend.
>Oh yeah? Well I'd loooove to see that.
>W-well, um...
Writefags, get on it

>>536822191
>Why does he get to be happy

Who wants to tell him?

>>536818954 (OP)
Tummy pic for the next OP

I just got caught up on this game and the bad endings in Ch 3 destroyed me emotionally...

>>536820824
>>536822535
Sorry, I tried, but I don't know how to write voyeurism.

>>536826965
I honestly cried a lot

>>536830445
Ashley, or Stickley as I like to refer to her as, barely has any ass at all, this is highly inaccurate.

>>536832218
Do women really?

>>536832684
I wouldn't know, I never pay attention.

>>536833125
Based

>>536830671
Ashley has a nice ass, don't deny it

>>536830671
flat

>>536833125
Please don't ignore your cute girlfriend

>>536834134
Huh? Oh uh... yeah sure whatever.

Why should a man be limited to a sisterwife?
Why can't I have a mommywife and daughterwife as well?

>>536835583
>deprives their brother or sister of a partner
>groomerism
>no possibility of having the shared milestones that solid lifelong relationships are based on

Adelphic. Downright sisterless.

>>536835583
Your mother deserves her brother and your daughter deserves HER brother. Don't be a hussy.

>>536835583
kill yourself

I lost my ring at work so I called my boss and they told me they found it and would give it back to me next time I came in

Who asked?

this game is about patricide and cannibalism and incest. that's it and nothing else.

>>536842553
Society doesn't want you to have a mommywife in a short skirt so I must conclude society is bad.

>>536842907
I forgot the demon

>>536843934

True

and I forgot the picture

>>536844065
Dinner!

This entire family vaguely pisses me off.

>>536844674
they killed Nina and everything fell apart
Just a guess

>>536844065
Why is she embarrassed to take her shirt off for Douglas (literally me)?

>>536836187
Something being Adelphic would still make it delphic, you're mixing up your Latin and your Greek. That anon is being Dysdelphic.

>>536844674
Arguably, it's supposed to. Nemlei wields dramatic irony incredibly well, you the viewer are stuck watching a slow-motion train wreck and—because of your perspective as the audience—are able to discern the bare-minimum things these characters could do to unfuck the situation by orders of magnitude more than the amount of effort it took.

>>536846032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtgHZaq0EGs

>>536818954 (OP)
So cute

>>536853672
Little sisters are forged from cuteness essence.

>>536852802
Good choice, just OoT played again recently. Still have yet to find the Zelda/Link redraw yey though.

I can't spell today, evidently.

>>536854584
>Said the cultist, sardonically, before being executed by a victim-weight twink for the crime of letting his sister enter your peripheral vision.

>>536854584
yey though

>>536854913
>yeyley

>>536854470
>just OoT played again recently.
Go to bed Yoda.

sister HATE
sister RAPE

>>536855374
Why does the daughter have yellow eyes and dress exactly like Julia? Why does their son wear a collar? Do they want their mother to be disappointed in them?

>>536855864
The son is a zoomer, you must understand. The daughter has no excuse though.

>>536822191
Relax Anon. Andrew is too much of a faggot to appreciate his sisterwife and turned his happiness down because of his misplaced yearning to be a normie

>>536855374
I seriously love the dress this artist puts on Momshley. Wish it becomes canon. Trad Goth dress combo is peak.

>>536856873
Momley in general is really cute.

cant think of what to post I'm going to sleep I hope I wake up /calg/

>>536858314
True

>>536858543
It's your sworn duty to make your sisterwife into a sistermomwife. This will only serve to encuten her.

Are we cooked, bros?

>>536859251
Nah, I mean it's a VN style game with less engaging gameplay than Baldr Sky.

>>536859605
Okay but does Baldr Sky feature adorable sisters? That's its fatal flaw.

>>536828485
Should what you got

>>536859642
Just cousins, once again cousincest proving itself to be inferior.

Couch kisses.

Floor hugs.

>>536855425
>sister rape
this
>sister hate
not this

Bought a 5090 so i could generate animations, and honestly this is working way better than i thought it would be. Source imagine is a real artist drawn one.

>>536870063
>woman talking.mp4

>>536870557
Can't wait for Nekodrew to stick his catock into Rabshley's bunussy.

>>536870557
I had a dream that I woke up in bed with a naked girl and I immediately started biting her ass

I remember some anons thinking Jane's use of "your man" was anachronistic for the time period. Well, I was rewatching The Little Mermaid (1989) and Ursula talks like that too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7BazYZzr-U

>>536875634
It has been a common expression since before the English invaded Great Britain. I don't know what anon was on when writing that.

>>536875634

Lots of people refer to theirs or other people's girlfriends as 'their/my old lady'.

Anytime I hear it, I want to be buried alive.

>>536878081
>Anytime I hear it, I want to be buried alive.
Really? I love hearing people refer to their partners by terms like "my old lady". It's cute

>>536870063
So a 3060 wouldn't be able to do that, or take a day to process it?

>>536882489
>>536884352
Do brothers really?

>>536884702
No, we're not pathetic like Andrew.

>>536886903
Speak for yourself, my older sister smells nice and she likes how I smell too.

>>536884092
Depends on how much vram you got. If you got a 16gb version its doable, if 8gb then you will need to render at very low resolution or you will run out of vram and it will crash.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_(novella)
>His mother died giving birth to him and since his father is a remote, forbidding figure, René takes refuge in an intense friendship with his sister Amélie
>When René's father dies and his brother inherits the family home, he decides to travel. He visits the ruins of ancient Greece and Rome which inspire him with melancholy reflections. He travels to Scotland to view the places mentioned by the bard Ossian and to the famous sights of Italy. Nothing satisfies him: "The ancient world had no certainty, the modern world had no beauty." He returns to France and finds society corrupt and irreligious. His sister Amélie inexplicably seems to avoid him too
>René decides to kill himself, but when his sister learns of his plan, the two are joyfully reunited. But there is no happy ending. Amélie seems to be pining for something. One day, René finds she has gone, leaving a letter saying she wants to become a nun but giving no explanation why. René goes to witness her initiation ceremony where she reveals she has joined the convent because she wants to overcome her incestuous love for him.

>Cliffhanger route and Shots n Such has Andrew interacting with Julia again
>Cliffhanger route where you don't waste bullets hasn't had Andrew talk to Julia since the very start of the game
I wonder if there's still a chance for more Julia suffering in Decay

>>536894412
>Cliffhanger route where you don't waste bullets hasn't had Andrew talk to Julia since the very start of the game
I had spare rounds and still got to call Julia.

>>536894680
I forget how you get it then but theres that dialogue where Ashley stops you from using the payphone after threatening to shoot you. On that path Andrew never talked with Julia again

>>536894680
Because the trigger is Ashley letting herself be killed by Andrew in the dream.

>>536895184
That's shots and such. In Cliffhanger, you can call Julia

>>536895324
Oh yeah, and also Andrew saying he is Andrew and not Andy.

>>536874601
Glad I could help.

no

yes

https://files.catbox.moe/hthn1w.png
https://files.catbox.moe/udj4uw.png

>>536890806
If you sniff each other like dogs then it's not pathetic. In that art Andrew has to do it in secret.

>>536899514
why is andrew more :3 here than ashley

>>536899514
>"Andy"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>536899812
he's achieved his life goal and doesn't want to kill himself for it

>>536899983
It became a bedroom nickname ok?

If Renee did that would Ashley play along? I mean she's playing along with Andrew.

>>536903423
No.

>>536903691
Why not? There's no way Renee hurt her more than Andrew during that 1 year conflict.

>>536901005
That makes sense, but then Ashley needs one too. How about "Julia?"

>>536903423
not at all

>>536903892
Renee abandoned her for her entire life and Ashley has no ounce of respect for her.

>>536836187
A&A's relationship is peak groomerism

>>536904849
Not true. Grooming carries a connotation of intentionality, but you knew this, didn't you?

>>536903423
No. For better or worse Ashley doesn't have it in her to be fake like that. If Renee started being nice to her pre-quarantine she would've told her to her face she should've done this earlier, not thought it to herself. Renee is physically incapable of not taking offense so it would just devolve into a fight.

>>536904506
Not him but Ashley doesn't just relentlessly hate their parents. She gets mad if Andrew tries to feed Douglas' soul to ??? and fishes for affection from Renee all the time. I think she wishes they were better, as opposed to Andrew who wrote them off years ago but pretends otherwise to keep the peace.

>>536905731
Mobface my beloved

>>536906359
if she really hated them she wouldn't have eaten them

>>536896767
I got dibs on her liver

Page 9

>>536911596
I dont care who it is. I will never enjoy any form of poetry.
Its the dumbest shit

>>536912739
It's fun to write it yourself, it's not fun to decipher another person's bullshit.

>>536904849
it can't be grooming if they're not troons

Incest should be heterosexual

Why does /calg/ hate lesbians more than gay men? Pic unrelated

>>536916482
you are a gay tranny

>>536916482
Women are disgusting and only good for impregnation

>>536916482
I don't.

>>536916482
I don't hate lesbians, I don't really *hate* anybody. My aversion to yuri has nothing to do with girls kissing girls and more to do with the inordinate amount of retarded shippers (redundant, I know) that infest the fandom with their faggotry. Shippers are not interested in characterization, they don't care about canon, logic, or verisimilitude, the stretching and twisting they have to do to justify these ships would earn them a gold medal in the olympics, they are all fucking stupid. That's not just limited to yuri, though, because incest fetishists do the same shit and will discuss all of the "incestuous vibes" given off by a cartoon for literal children, and you'll just sit back and watch them have whole off-topic conversations that aren't even topical for the media they're ostensibly discussing because it's ultimately shit they completely made up in their heads.

>>536870557
Why is he sniffing her ass

Are you looking forward to September 1st?

>>536921864
You will be severely disappointed.

>>536921948
Nemlei will be severely fucked in the ass if there is no devlog

>>536921714
Why aren't YOU sniffing your catsister's ass??

>>536924540
She's clearly a bunny!

Slow /calg/ my beloved...
I can finally go away to touch grass for hours and come back to see like 30 posts tops. It's so peaceful.

>>536924782
Oh, sorry. I'm so used to seeing catsisters being posted that I forgot we're a bunny nation canonically.

>>536916482
I hate all faggots. Yes faggots deserve hate. Yes you should be ashamed. Yes it is a choice. Kill yourself

>>536894412
Probably not. She will definitely die in Burial though since presumably that’s the Ashley centric route and Ashley hates Julia.

>>536925656
That's how she felt in the moment but an hour later she was ready to happily spoonfeed him if he would've let her.

>>536925427
Cry about it

>>536916482
Dickless sex is cringe, like eating soup with a fork.

>>536926390
eating soup with a fork is cool as fuck lmao

>>536926390
Eating soup with a fork doesn't make my penis hard

>>536925136
Anon, sisters being cats does not preclude them from also being rabbits, in fact the overlap is noteworthy.

>>536928597
O V R Q V E E N

hug your sister

>>536924863
I hate it! You've all abandoned me...

>>536935091
I hug snug and make spaghetti with my sister all of the time.

>>536933392
The imouto aspect was kinda weird for that anime. The romance setup like a typical harem anime, but it's executed as an entirely monogamous romance story (not with the imouto) for 90% of the show and the imouto is just kinda there for backstory/exposition.

>>536935091
Is that from a Coffin Discord? What are the chances that's a real biological woman who really has a brother?

>>536937887
That doesn't look like discord, so probably a decent chance. Women are natural-born brotherfuckers.

>>536937887
that's nitter, it's twitter but on a different site to bypass restrictions

>>536937730
Is the spaghetti good?

>>536938489
It's the best spaghetti I've ever had, and she almost likes cooking it more than I do, and I *really* like cooking spaghetti.

>>536937730
>>536938779

>>536938894
Love you too

>>536937887
yea as others said it's twitter
not really coffin relevant sorry

>>536938057
>Women are natural-born brotherfuckers

I don't think that's true

>>536940746
Women are pretty morally flexible in general if something makes them wet enough, so I would see a woman more easily shedding that so-called taboo if she thinks her brother is hot compared to a man with a hot sister.

>>536939668
What a faggot
>wahh my life is on a silver fucking platter wahh woe is me
I'd kill to be in a relationship with my sister

>>536941115
true, some are lol

>>536928745
Now that goes hard, I'm a sucker for the chud QVVVQIQVQVII spelling. Someone should make a noble looking Ashley edit with
>QVR QVEEN
written on top. In fact, we can make great propaganda with things like that for the Graves Empire.

SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

>>536947207
stolen design btw

>>536947841
Hacklei plagiarised the doomer wojaks too. Not a creative bone in her body.

36 at 0:42
we stay winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQmUxU11kqQ

>>536949535
BASED

>>536949535
How far we have fallen...

>>536950362
We need more white Aryan incest! We must secure the existence of our sisters and a future for inbred children.

>>536928452
>>536928597
Fucking incredible this artist

>>536949535
The way she says it...

>>536953570
She says it with so much brotherlust...every brother longs to be spoken of like this.

>>536947207
>>536947841
disgusting creature, it should be crushed underfoot with no mercy

>>536954501
Arctic Monkeys, Coldplay, and Radiohead strike me as profoundly mid bands solely listened to by hipsters and fags who don't even like rock music.

>>536954751
You strike me as a profound faggot

>>536954751
They're very Andrewan

>>536955121
>It's "Andrean".

>>536957486
How about you Andrean my balls, you fuckin nerd

How do you cure Renee's indifference to her kids?

>>536962305
Death.

>>536962305
Rape

>>536962305
Make Douglas tell her off.

>>536962305
Rape

>>536962781
How do you make Douglas tell her off?

>>536962305
Her quoted reason for giving up on them was that she was led into a false sense of confidence by how easy it was to raise Andrew iirc. The solution? Not giving up the microsecond that being a parent becomes hard. That's the default state of parenting. Before the murder, nothing Ashley did was truly outside the realm of normal child behavior. Renee was just an unbelievably shitty mother who was utterly incapable of dealing with an unruly child. Any real solution would involve the parents pursuing some pretty serious self-improvement, preferably before they decide to have children.

My headcanon is that Ashley should sit on my cock

>>536972002
Excuse me?

Which sibling would react worse to the other getting buttraped?

>>536972605
I feel like they'd both have similar reactions. Ashley would fly into a feral rage if she saw Andrew getting assraped by some fat ugly bastard, and Andrew would do the same.

Now, the real question is, would Ashley or Andrew be able to defeat the lvl 99 Rapemaster? After all, he DOES have 80 prior convictions and is about to commit something highly nefarious...

>>536973625
??? is the ultimate trump card. If Ashley calls it in it will easily deal with the mortal damaging it's property.

>>536974068
Even with the talisman they'd need some fire and blood to get ??? to show up fast enough to prevent buttrape

>>536975865
Oh believe me, there will be both.

>>536972605
>Andrew gets buttraped
Ashley would struggle to understand Andrew's trauma if he got anally raped, and keep telling him "There there, everything will be fine" and hugging him super tight nine the wiser to the fact Andrew does not want any sort of physical intimacy in the aftershocks of his anal rape. Andrew's poor reception to Ashley's sweetness leads her to conclude that he actually enjoyed getting fucked in the ass, enraging her and causing her to have a menty b.
>Ashley gets buttraped
Andrew is going to find the sick fuck who touched his sister and anally rape him with his cleaver.

>>536975973
Rapemaster should have known those scented candles were a bad idea
I'm pissed I can't find the 4chan banner of the cat sniffing the candle

>>536976345
I don't think you give Ashley enough credit. She's only like that in Episode 3 because she's scared and insecure. She has a much better read on him when things are more normal.

And yeah, the Devil himself would turn his head from what Andrew would do to Ashley's attacker.

>>536979390
What's that say in freedom?

>>536979390
dont know what this taco speak means but I appreciate Ashley's sisterack

>>536979480
Sister tits are in there most ideal state when they're soft, fat, and cuddleable.

>>536979652
amen

it is the end of the day sleep
well
dream of sisters

>>536979652
I don't like fat tits because they'll reach a woman's knees by the time she's like 30 years old, meanwhile I've seen a pair of perky B cups on a granny in her '70s.

>>536980880
>because they'll reach a woman's knees by the time she's like 30 years old
My sister's tits are gigantic and they're pretty perky at 27. I don't see that changing and, if I'm being honest, I'm not entirely concerned with what my sex life is going to look like in my 70's.

>>536980880
If they ain't big enough to sag then they ain't big enough period. I don't care how perky your bee stings are when I can't get suffocated by them.

>>536980963
Please have lots of sex with your sister's cleavage

>>536981070
>when I can't get suffocated by them
True. But you also can't eat the whole titty.

>>536981215
HUBBA HUBBA

>>536981990
I don't wanna eat the whole titty, I wanna eat what comes out of the titty

tired as hell. goodnight, /calg/

>>536981990
Why would I want to do that? The nipple is the important part to put in your mouth, and bigger tits means more surface area for the nips.

>>536982158
RIP

>>536982158
Nighty night.

>>536981990
I want the titty to eat me whole

>>536819380
sorry that im a newfag but what is this

Okay so that's Finnish milkmaid Leyley, but what if Leyley was flat?

>>536984596
All sisters are cute

JULIA BEST GIRL, CALL HER THE MATRIX THE WAY SHE DODGED TWO BULLETS

>>536990917
Julia takeover!

>>536987375
>well-built andrew
>fucking stick of a neck
How do you fuck that up?

>>536993312
Spinelessness runs in the family

>>536993312
He skipped neck day

>>536993312
To be fair lollipop-stick necks are kind of a Nemlei-ism to begin with

God I want to taste every inch of her body

>>536984596
That's a näkkileipä leyley

>>536984596
>but what if Leyley was flat
Her body insecurities would make a lot more sense, she wouldn't be able to have picrel's mentality.

>>537006425
stick-thinley

>>537007397
she has nice bodyfat distribution

>>537007709
Dat Assley

sexley

slutley

>>537007709
>>537009336
>>537010318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oKQTkHIXo

>>537010824
Slopley...

>>537010824
https://youtu.be/olBgAuYxBxY?feature=shared

DEVLOG MONDAY

DEVLOG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

page 9

I thought /wtg/ leaked here

tummy

>>537020029
can ashleys tiny hands really fully cover andrews massive cock?

>>537023667
because of all the drinking and smoking he can't get hard, and they just play around naked

>xitter thinks Ben 10 was /our/ forerunner
Grim.

>>537024456
damn that sucks

>>537023667
whoever said it was massive? You act like he has a 14" cock when he's most likely 7.5ish on the upper end and genuinely hurting Julia by trying to go too deep during their first time.

>>537027154
Big + tiny Ashley hands.

>>537027440
big means nothing coming from a women, unironically

>>537027646
So true king, only a man's asshole can accurately asses the size of a penis based on the level of pain it causes.

>>537027646
idk about that since im a virgin

>>537027841
What is wrong with you?

we talking about big Ashley tits because i post some more

Where is the discussion about big Ashley tits?

>>537027154
Andrew's cock is big because everybody likes big cocks.

>>537030874
7 inches is big

>>537031527
No, that's slightly above average if you exclude Asian men.

Psychs of /calg/, please explain why I want to have anal sex with my sister so badly. When I watch anal videos, I automatically imagine fucking her in the ass because the sight of an asshole just makes me instinctively fucking hunger for hers. The chick in the actual video doesn't even register to me. If I don't have this anal fixation with anyone else, then something must be afoot.

>>537031876
>if I change the criteria it's actu-
No. 7 inches is big. There are legit blown out prostitutes who don't even want 7 inches.

anal sounds gross

>>537031930
>when I watch porn
There's your issue

>>537031930
You want a sexually submissive partner, who is your sister. You are obsessed with her because you post in /calg/, and possibly because she is the only girl your age you have a good relationship with.

>>537031930
You simply want to fuck your sister in the ass.

>>537031527
Yeah, but bigger is always better

>>537032456
That's a meme and untrue.

to fuck ashley would she make guys compare their dick size to andrew? im 6.2 inch is that good enough?

>>537032524
This is a work of fiction, and people always like huge cocks in their smut

>>537032524
We're not talking about what's best for the pleasure of women. Who cares? A man with a big penis will naturally be more confident, less shy, less incely and more likely to be a leader. The size of your penis is your personality, it determines if a man is an extrovert or an introvert.

>>537033364
>this is in relation to introvert andrew with a fake personality and hates the world

>>537033134
You aren't Andrew, therefore you are trash to her.

>>537033134
Ashley wouldn't fuck anyone other than Andrew under any circumstance. IRL, as long as you're not packing a short and fat chode or a literal nub, you'll be fine because sex should only take place within a healthy, loving relationship to begin with and size only matters if she's a whore or you're comically small/large. Technique matters most. Find your girl's buttons, learn to press them properly. Work on abdominal strength, lower body flexibility and make sure to control your movements fully. Don't thrust like a tard or you'll hurt her.

>>537033134
She'd probably make snide remarks in the fictional scenario where they get together and have enjoyable sex but somehow get separated again. Remember in SNS she can comfortably handle him so she's probably much deeper than the average girl especially for her small size. Or she's one of those weird girls that is fine with her cervix getting smacked.

Penis size discussion, historically, has never not been retarded. I'm shocked we haven't seen the stereotypical "I hate how large my penis is" humblebrag post yet desu.

>>537033364
>We're not talking about what's best for the pleasure of women
Yes we are, that's exactly what we're talking about.

>>537027154
Regardless, both hands wouldn't be enough to cover it. I'm not comically big but can still cover it with both of my hands with the head still sticking out. Ashley, being female as well as "small and tiny" would definitely not be able to completely cover Andrew's dick with both hands.

Ah, there we are.

Was waiting for it.

>>537034256
I think guys care more about penis size than women. Which is kinda gay. It's a lot like how gymbros only get recognition from other males

>>537035296
Guys want to be reassured that they're good enough, that they're man enough, which is why you'll see the posts saying "my 52 inches are just inconvenient for me" and why demonstrably true posts like "you know, penis size really doesn't fucking matter that much" come across as cope due to a projection of insecurities. Delphism obviates this conundrum because it enforces brothers as one-woman-men and sisters into QVEENS, top-class women with high value because of their virginity and sisterly qualities.

>>537035296
Nothing you do or say can be gay, you're straight until you touch another man's penis or a penis-shaped object for the sake of sexual gratification. Sitting with your legs crossed isn't gay, wearing mascara isn't gay, heck not even kissing a man is gay unless you cop a feel.

>>537036489
Anon, I hate to break it to you but you are gay.

>>537036667
I haven't touched another man's penis or even allowed to be touched by another man's penis (which wouldn't even be gay if it's rape).

this thread took a turn

i want to frot with andrew

ok so anon is gay

>>537037417
That would be gay. You can kiss him on the lips though.

>>537037417
same

They could make a general for a game based around 2 men fucking full homo and it wouldn't be nearly as gay as /calg/.

>>537037818
I have a running theory that prolonged exposure to female writing makes you slightly gayer over time

>>537037818
The gay shit is almost always just one or two people at most. You also have to keep in mind that, based entirely on the type of game this is, we absolutely have a larger portion of actual, literal, biological women than a lot of other games, and their tastes are alien and retarded. That said, anything claiming to be a woman is a man until specifically proven otherwise with tits and timestamp.

>>537038182
No.

>>537021951
Very cute, but also insanely inaccurate. R*nee would never actively do anything to ensue the happiness of her children.

>>537039624
I don't mind the out-of-character comedy stuff because it's supposed to be lighthearted for the sake of eliciting a chuckle or smile. The only time the out-of-character stuff is when it's taken seriously, or when it's pornographic because I hate gooner secondaries.

This is a fujo game

>>537040278
No way fag.

>>537010318
Imagine an AU where Ashley embraced that career before Andrew found out, now he has to pull his sister out of it.
>walks into the club
>see's >>537010318
>instantly bricked
>instantly pic related
>actively has to fist fight club managers
>gets Ashley out of there with a serious heart to heart
>steamy ass sibling sex in back alley

>>537040278
>Y... you uh... live like this Ashley? Is this my life now?

>>537040658
No, as a matter of fact, I don't want to imagine that.

>>537040658
>walks into the club

Immersion already broken.

>>537040658
As a matter of fact, I'd love to imagine that

>>537040658
>AU where Andrew never stopped her
>Andrew's life sucks so bad 5 years later with shitty kids he never wanted with Julia
>Andrew uses fake overtime at (shitty job) to stay out late at night and avoid going home
>goes to strip clubs routinely
>goes to different club on the other side of town
>sees Ashley working there as a waitress in skimpy clothing
>overhears someone cat calling her about why she's not on the pole with those looks
>she responds "I only do that on Fridays"
How does Andrew respond? I predict crying and suicide.

yes... YES...

It could be worse

The siblings regress in age, both of them. But they keep their current selves mentally.

The siblings regress in age, both of them. But only mentally.

The siblings regress in age, both of them.