Thread 536852687

>>536779653

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com

>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>sanma tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing

Should I buy the condom set?

>>536852729
amos is cheap. why bother?

Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm 100% nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga,
I'm 200% nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga,
Why do police hate niggas?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga,
They hate us 'cause our dicks is bigga!
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga,
Why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga,
'Cause im a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga,
Why you drink so much beer?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga,
I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor
'Cause I'm a nigga!

bravo ameroneets or austrailiawagies

So no more Cardinal, just zodiacs?

>>536853075
Where's the cat?

>>536853075
I was born in the year of the dragon.

>>536853198
Cat isn't a zodiac sign

>>536853229
i love slop

>>536853310
And yet the mouse is?

Chink zodiac sign suck.

How set am I with these talismans?
Unknown Collector+ currently at x154, cubed thanks to seal of echoes and Ransei - Shadow Clone. Ryan - Seal Mage ensures every pack bought upgrades UC+. Last Call makes tiles pretty predictable.
Unfortunately didn't upgrade to max talisman slots when I began this run.

>>536853378
Yes. Didn't you see Fruit Basket?!
For me, it's Atori (Dragon sign)

>zodiac
Isn't it for retarded women?

>>536853310
leo?
>inb4 chink shit
given by the multiple ciphers, he's /mjg/ culture
he made his bless'd sacrifices based on the greco-roman calendar

>>536853526
I am afraid it isnt enough.

>>536853598
>dude we can't prove it, but it's totally Arthur Leigh Allen... Trust me bro.
Fincher and his movie have done incredible damage to Zodiac investigation by making normalfags discard any other suspects cause Fincher heavily leaned in ALA direction.

You will never know who the real Zodiac was.

Fun fact: sankantsu is the most useless yakuman possible, because there's zero reason to go for it over suuankou tanki, which is worth twice as much.

>>536853829
I always wanted to know who Monster of Florence was.

>>536853598
Do you think he ever glade the glade?
>inb4 berkfags are on /mjg/

>>536853838
sankantsu is 2han thoughever

>>536853651
What other stuff would be good then? Is Ship of Purrseus better than Last Call?

>>536853919
you know exactly what i meant

>>536853829
I will invent time travel just to spite you.

>>536853938
do i?

>>536853570
Five years ago, someone in this general gave me a link for a website offering daily Chinese zodiac predictions and daily flow for mahjong, but I can't remember what it was called

>>536853926
I don't know. I only reached Ex5. The game is rigged.

would you rather lose your virginity or get tenhou in ranked

https://youtu.be/skvXJ1PFRiE
Hourly flow music.

>>536854114
It is rigged RNGshit, but unlike Balatro it is actually fun. (because the talismans are cute)

>>536854127
already done both

>>536854127
I'd rather catch a 10kg bass.

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
but everybody's changing and I don't feel the same

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF

YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE
IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED
OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU

>>536854193
Balatro was fun for like 2 hours, this is fun for like 1 hour. I dont get the hype for these kinda games

>>536854401
Just more autism, anon. It isnt worth aiming for the top places.

>>536853926
Ultimately you want as few tile assists as possible, since they don't produce score.
You want:
>a fat PT boost
You have this in Shrine Gift Box.
>a +Han boost
Ichihime's bane is easy to use. Soulslike has frankly retarded scaling if you manage to make all your tiles soul tiles.
>as many xHan as you can find
Lin Lang is great if you have income. Soul's Summon is again stupid good with all soul tiles.

And finally
>luckshit into Universal Pull
It's the best. Simple as.

>>536854127
tenhou is at least possible for me

>>536853898
Why didn't he move over like 50 feet? Would have have the golden gate bridge in view. One of the best parts of Berkeley.

>day off
>its only 10am and am already bored to death

>>536855061
maybe pick up a hobby?

>>536855061
Imagine if you were a housewife

>>536855061
Start drinking!

RON RON RON
RON CHII
RON CHII
HOUTEI~

>>536855127
wow thanks you cured my boredom I would have never guessed its so easy

Bravo auskeks

>>536855061
>UWAAAAAAAAA I WISH I HAD A HOBBY TO SPEND MY FREE TIME ON
>posts on a hobby general

>>536855171
AAAAA...
AAAAAAAAAA...
AAATCHOOOOOOO!

>>536855184
there's this fun and addictive hobby game where you use tiles that make clacking sounds like sparrows and you play against three other players to form sequences and figures...
Why I'm talking about Rummikub of course, what else?

I am going to rape you!

>>536855147
I dont drink and I am out of ketamine
>>536855143
my apartment is already spotless
>>536855285
there are no kokos at this hour of the day, otherwise I would be clacking tiles

>>536855283
actually euroneetkeks did this

>>536853229
slop the sakis as gyarus

>>536855354
>my apartment is already spotless
I think he was trying to justify Kitami "Mina-san" Sawako's infidelity.

>day off
>it's only 10am and I already blew my 3rd load for the day

>>536855532
your balls must be the size of raisins

>>536855184
your welcome!

>>536855354
>there are no kokos at this hour of the day, otherwise I would be clacking tiles
You could... you know, play ranked perhaps?

>>536855354
>there are no kokos at this hour

>>536855632
playing sober is only fun with >friends

>>536855354
>I'm a coward
French?

Do you guys literally do anything besides, work, goon, drink, and play mahjong?

>>536854547
Didn't think exponents would ramp up this quickly. Made it to Ex8, around top 500. This will mean nothing when all the enhancements are available.
>a +Han boost
That's was the missing piece, I guess. Or more even multipliers.
>Lin Lang is great if you have income
Haven't seen her upgrade, but UC worked better for me. I guess my piggy bank and LL would have synergized well, similar to Ryan and UC.

>>536855886
I'm considering beating dumb mikos.

>>536855886
We're men, what else is there to do in life?
I guess I also watch movies.

>>536855886
Sometimes I play other videogames or read manga.

Hinamomo owes me sex!

>>536855886
I listen music.

>>536855886
I am recording my own history podcast

>>536855886
>work
no
>drink
no
a man needs naught else but goon and jong

>>536855886
I work hard every day to make /mjg/ a worse place for everyone

>>536855886
I work very hard to make /mjg/ a better place for everyone.

>>536855886
what if i do all the above, but with friends?

>>536855886
I love going on drives and visit places or just cruise around in the beautiful Norman countryside and take pictures of it with my camera.

>>536856418
nice blog, fag

Jane is an ugly nigger!

>>536856507
Thanks. Click [here] to unsubscribe.

Why does every other thread on this board feel like its just a bunch of Midaris baiting each other?

why am i the only asian on this asian gambling game forum

>>536856418
Hahi! It's important to have hobbies that we enjoy, anon! I hope you enjoy your next drive! I like walking down random, new allies myself.

>>536856582
stop eating ichiime

>>536856582
I thought we were majority asian. We all just happen to speak english.

>>536856564
I cant click on the link

>>536856594
I was doing it before watching ARIA, watching it only fueled my motivation even further.

played too many ranked games yesterday and today my wrist hurts

Going out costs money. Having a hobby costs money. Staying at home saves me money, but it makes me feel dead inside.

>>536856895
Walking around is free, anon! There are many things to discover just by walking down new paths.

>>536856895
Find a hobby you can do at home while staying inside. Like gooning. Or gooning. Maybe give gooning a shot?

>>536856886
What, were you punching the wall every deal in?

>>536856895
The internet is your oyster and there's plenty free stuff that be found to occupy your time with.

>>536856967
Where's the discord goon sesh?

>>536856895
bitch

>>536856575
You trannies ruined this site

>>536856990
I might have shown my desk who's the boss a few times but I think it's mostly just the stationary position I had my hand in for multiple hours

>>536857123
you tried to fit in but failed miserably, its called troon around here, you also wrote a complete sentence instead of random word salad. Let me show you how its done.

>Keep seething troonjeet while the white man rapes your niggerwife

Yagooey~

>>536857324
Good post.

>>536857305
You forgot its obsession with americans.

Have we decided the dates of Fall League yet? Just want to make sure it doesn't clash with my holiday.

Hanners?

Its decided, I am gonna rewatch monogatari in its entirety.

yagooey

>>536857598
I stopped watching after Owarimonogatari and went back again recently and I daresay it's lost its magic. Or I just grew up.

is legendary gambler tetsuya worth reading

Majsoul morning coffee Room 64213(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64213

Get in here """""work"""" from home and neetbros

>>536857678
same, i tried watch it again and lost interest halfway to episode hearing them yapping bunch of nothing

>>536857648
I agree.
captcha:torax

I'm going to "fish" bare-handed with Hanner

What the fuck I just saw that DDLC still has threads in the catalog, what the fuck is happening over there? Isnt it a 10 year old finished game with 1 hour of content?

>>536858336
That's nothing
Have you ever heard of Katawa shoujou?

>>536857678
>>536857978
fuck off now I lost interest aswell

>>536858405
>shoujou

>>536858405
at the very least KS has the excuse of being a 4chan game

>>536857410
>nooooo you cant hecking point out cute little newshits newshitting all over nooooo you just cant it will hurt my ameritranny feelings
ive been saying to for a while now, the sheer low iq zoomshit vibe, mixed in with some of the other subhuman boards like r9k, trash whatever these amerimutts slipped up and exposed that they are from there, im getting here has increased over tenfold in just a span of one year, its crazy.
i even stopped catching up to the thread after ameritranny hours because how fucking utter shit it has got

>>536858597
s-shishou

>>536858597
>7 buzzwords

based, /mjg/ stopped frogjaknigger posting and now it will eradicate buzzword posting
truly the savior general of our times

>>536858496
Why dont we have commentators this hype for our tournaments? They are at least as prestigious

>>536858597
absolutely rent-free

>>536858597
Anon, you need to chill out.

>>536858597
anons like these lurk in your friendlies, IRC, and league team, and you have no idea who they are

>>536859506
Who cares? If he's just gonna seethe, let him seethe. What's he gonna do? Bitch in the thread? He ain't gonna attach his real name to that shit.

>>536858597
You're halfway there, now stop catching up to the thread forever to massively improve /mjg/.

>>536859506
Yes, but there are also nice anons in the thread as well so it balances itself out.

>>536859506
I think hes kinda cute, like a pet rat thats just constantly angry

>>536859506
It’s me, the famous Cat
ichihime-10.png

FACT
s4s namedropping AIslooping ERPtroon?
>American
mikotroon?
>American
trash posters?
>American
r9k posters?
>American
seething IRC schizo?
>American

>>536859924
fuck off to reddit with your le ebin funny office

just do the nationalities tournament and settle this

you don't have to pretend you didn't watch the office growing up
we all found it funny

sanma tourney hasnt even ended yet...

>BST
more like GAYSTD lmao

>>536860338
Sanma TO is a nigger

>>536860823
eliisa-1.png

how the fuck do i flip over the dora indicator with 1 finger

>>536861396
you push it a bit forwards and press down on the bottom half. it's a bit easier if you halfway at first

i can't even flip the wind when we decide seats, it does a 360

>>536861396
you don't

>seat order goes anti clockwise
>drawing from the wall goes clockwise
it makes no sense!!!!

doko

>>536861832
wait until you realized the compass directions are flipped

>>536861396
put glue on your finger so you can lift it up

>>536861396
Like this

>>536855607
my welcome what?

Syphilis,
It all started with a simple kiss,
Then Capone found it hard to piss.
Syphilis.

>>536862792
YOUR WELCOME SCHOOL
https://youtu.be/HdKYG0lEnwg?si=X-YS_4ob-1WRSgTJ

Let's kill fujitakana-11.png

>>536863470
Toki, Toki.

?

Yagi the Yui.

Burger hours last night was disappointing to read, I expect more of you to not encourage that type of behaviour.

>>536863795
Shut it, TO!

Anyone else like using binder clips to pinch the skin on their fingers?

>>536863960
lowk hellraiser type shiiii fr

The flow has been really bad since I paypigged the fortune charm, I need to step up my game in some way and improve, any quick tips for an adeptard?

>>536864273
I thought it was a normal practice. It doesn't even hurt, just feels funny. And I stress: finger, specifically finger pads, not some other appendage.

>>536864312
Don't waste money on that granny

>>536864312
>unironic pink faggot main

>>536863960
>>536864398
I cut them and eat them.

>>536864442
pic related?

>>536864312
show your stats so we can give better advice

>>536864312
Do you know the basic yaku like pinfu/chanta etc?

>>536864442
qixi hoshino sitting on a tree

>>536863960
I used to stick my tongue into the fireplace until I got scorched by the sparks, it tastes funny

>>536864312
Use the copebot after every game. If you don't understand the difference in your play and his play, ask here.
Also, get your yaku knowledge in order

>>536864442
in my defense I main him ironically

>>536865089
using the copebot is unironically terrible for adepts

>>536864402
I don't even know what this pinktard spergs about everytime I log in, who's this granny he talks about?
>>536864442
pinksister?
>>536864587
>>536864695
My strategy is always the same, I don't remember all the Yaku hands, I never Pon or Chi except if I can complete a triple wind seated/round tile (are they like called that?) or one of the Green/White/Red triples. I don't Riichi right away I try to get on at least a double tile wait.
>>536865089
thanks i'll try to review my games then

>>536865304
I mean, don't pay for characters and shit. Fuji is running an scam.

ohnononono BAniggers???

>>536865434
I'ts just 5 dollars I don't really care, also want to try to pull something else in the future

>>536865341
Have mods finally lose it?

>>536865091
I just spam this emote every round

>>536865230
How come ? Lack of context?

>>536865304
>I never Pon or Chi except if I can complete a triple wind seated/round tile (are they like called that?) or one of the Green/White/Red triples
My nyagger, I am about to change your life. You can also win an open hand if all of your tiles are between 2 and 8 of any suit (so no 1 or 9 tiles (called terminals) and no dragons (the red, white, green tiles) or winds (both dragons and winds are called honor tiles). This yaku is called Tanyao (or 'all simples') and is the best yaku in the game. Any time you have a bunch of shiny tiles and you want to win FAST, pon-nya and chi-nya your way to a tanyao (NO WINDS OR DRAGONS NEEDED). This is powerful knowledge.
Your winrate is actually pretty good but your deal in rate is high. Do you know how to defend?

>>536865304
>I never Pon or Chi except if I can complete a triple wind seated/round tile (are they like called that?) or one of the Green/White/Red triples.
Tanyao also exist. And there are some times where you should want to not call a dragon triplet, like if you don't have any other yaku/dora and your hand is slow / has no other completed shape.
>I don't Riichi right away I try to get on at least a double tile wait
Again, there are some times (more than not actually) when it's better to riichi right away and don't wait for a possible improvement that will never came or miss ron/value because you didn't riichi. But sometimes it is the right move to wait.
It all depends on the game board, your placement and objectives, the winning tiles and possible improvements, yaku, etc. As you play and learn the game (reading rb1, doing WWYD exercices) you'll get to understand what is the right move to make in each situation instead of applying strict rules everytime. Gambatte adept-kun!

I am now ready to play mahjong

>>536865304
You can open for pinfu if you have Dora or are dealer. Just don't forget that you need a ryanmen wait otherwise you will sit there with no yaku

>>536866343
Yes. The bots don't tell you why, so you need to know the why. If you don't even know what folding is or what kabe is or what suji is, seeing the bot do mawashi or push or fold instead of pure efficiency will just look confusing, and if you think the bot does pure efficiency you'll learn wrong things because it doesn't
Also there's the issue of focusing on the wrong things. Something like an honor/terminal discard situation where you will eventually drop both but the other is favored slightly because of how the bots work - it's not relevant nor is there anything to learn, but they'll just get stuck on those thinking they matter

>>536866529
aru-2.png

>>536866395
>>536866425
>>536865304
Yeah I know about the 2-8 open hand, I'll do it more often then, thanks for all the tips friends

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaagger tickkity tock motherfucker

>>536866529
>You can open for pinfu

>>536866529
Tanyao I mean. Also a lot of beginners are holding on to yakuhai for too long without a real reason, make sure you don't fall into that trap

>>536866613
Ganbatte adeptchad! if you have any more questions we're always here

>>536866825
Kana would never say this

>>536866926
lurk for three more years

>>536866573
I don't know what kabe is

t. M1 looper

>>536866926
silence goldie

>>536867086
You should be able to understand kabe intuitively if you've played long enough, it's just common sense
>This tile is depleted so that winning shape is impossible

>>536866926
So long as you don't leave, you'll be alright.

who here can do this?
https://youtu.be/mzRCPIbFLHQ?si=WXphfaMsYMSKs3Vr

>>536867690
such a good ron animation

Guess nobody needs a TL to know where snake is.

nyaggerbros, we're gonna drop below 40,000 soon

>>536868131
Almost killed hag, a f2p character, holy shit.

>>536867690
Boss of the Gym

>>536868313
MJS is reclining, eos soon

>>536869041
good riddance

heeeeeeeeeere baggy baggy baggy time to read another shitty dime a dozen gookslop vn

>>536869662
why

>>536869662
>play mahjong with one hand

>>536868131
>256,382
>1 year earlier >>492574736
>299,092

Mahjong is unironically reclining

>>536869882
You are supposed to play mahjong like that, or else…

>>536855886
I've been thinking about learning how to draw for the past 15 years, but I've never picked up a pencil.

EOS time soon soulkeks

Tfw working 6 days a week for months to pay off my debts because the mob (government) take 20+% of my income for protection money (taxes) while I attempt to juggle Bible study, socializing, and a multitude of hobbies and then realizing I have to do my fucking dailies. Sometimes I really fucking hate that this is a gacha game. I love mahjong, but I can’t always make time. I’m just trying to do better for myself and this stupid game wants to sidetrack me. Just do the Madoka collab already so I can whale it and be done with this daily grind bullshit.

>>536860317
I've never watched it and from the little bits I've seen it's genuine slop dogshit.

>>536870180
Anon?

>>536870247
>Madoka collab

>>536869796
I suppose it's for when your mat or table doesn't have a rim, it's really annoying to play when you don't have a solid wall to even out your tiles against

>>536870335
I love loomis as a writer, but as a teacher he's not that great (for me).
Mainly because his western style is unappealing and I love anime the most.

>>536870395
probably convenient for cripples
but i will get one to hand to people who fuck flipping their hand up to mock them

>>536870301
It's mahjong-core, thoughbeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3lAupRmiIs

>>536870664
This is so unfunny, the most funny thing about it is how unfunny it is.

>>536870664
Wow this is genuine horseshit
Is this what normalfags find funny?

>>536870871
he already said mahjong-core

More like Kike Musume!

>>536870862
>>536870871
It's a late season episode, even normalfags hate those

>>536870664
kys

>>536870180
Hahi! Anon, it's never too late to better yourself! Start small so you don't get burnt out!
fujitakana-4hahi.png

>>536865304
fold more

>>536871110
I've never seen a single good thing about it.
Post the golden era of comedy sketches from this show, I'm sure they are garbage as well.

I have never watched a single episode of The Office.
The only sitcom I enjoyed were Married... With Children and Always Sunny. the latter only briefly when it was still edgy with "niggers from rafters" kinds of jokes.

The Office is only funny if you have a job and a social life, it's no wonder no one here finds it funny.

For me, it’s the X-Files

>>536871480
Based. My father is a hardass jackass when it comes to media, but we were at least able to bond over the X-Files.

for me its the super surge in the popularity of the office during covid lockdown because normalfags are such slavecattle that even in their once in a lifetime year long free time they come back to watch a show about an idealized version of their shitty wagecucking life

>>536871384
I recently started the Sopranos
It's an incredible sitcom

>>536871452
I work a real job, not an office job. I'd kill myself before I found that show relatable.

For me it's Nolan's plane movie

>>536870214
That's fine I will continue to play on Tenhou after

And in English.

>>536871937
Are we sure the snake's PU rate is actually 1%?

>>536871937
Dogs won.

NAGAkawa part 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNsUYyL2llg

>>536871937
You can tell who are the loyal ones because their numbers didn't go down.

>>536871937
why is midari always dead last?

>>536872551
Cardinals going up to flex on snake rollers.

>>536871937
>fox up 8 places

>>536872813
It's more surprising she has any players at all. Or active ones, for that matter.

Why does snake's emotes have to be so bad? It's the only thing that's preventing me from pulling her.

12 Angry Men (1957)

>>536872813
collab was a while ago so not many people own her, also midari (and i assume the other 3 from the collab) are just unpopular
bottom 5 have all 4 kakegurui girls

>>536871562
The X-Files spinoff series The Lone Gunmen actually predicted 9/11. The very first episode was about planes crashing into the World Trade Center and was shot and filmed before the event and then never aired for obvious reasons. FBI and CIA used to hang out on set during the filming of the X-Files because well, the series is about federal agents. There’s bits of truth sprinkled into the show here and there; it’s what’s known as a “limited hangout.” Anyways, I recently met a guy guy who was from a purported UFO hotspot mentioned in the series that’s somewhat close to where I live, so I decided to ask him if he’d seen any UFOs and he didn’t give me any details because I didn’t really get a chance to ask him more about it, but the look on his face when I asked him was quite telling. Btw, I don’t actually believe in the whole extraterrestrials coming to earth mythos, though people have certainly seen some unexplainable things. Personally, I think the most difficult to explain UFOs are probably demons, though I know how ridiculous that sounds. For others, well there’s all sorts of secret military technology that we don’t know about and many of these sightings occur near military bases. If you’d seen some of the shit an F-22 raptor can do before you knew it was a thing, yeah you might think it was aliens. The whole aliens things is actually kind of obviously a narrative created by the government. For example, if you look into the myth about the deep underground military base in Dulce, New Mexico you’ll learn that it all started when a guy named Paul Bennewitz intercepted some Air Force radio comms and thought it was aliens so he reported it to the Air Force, and for some fucking reason they sent this guy, Richard Doty, to feed him a bunch of false information about an underground alien base. Really crazy shit

>>536868131
>>536610053
oh no no no no no I thought snake wasn't actually popular?

I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3506496/de0010326e/

>>536873052
Let me know if it's good so I can bump it up the to watch list.

>been feeling under the weather all day
>decide to go for a 6km run because I've been busy and haven't had the chance to run recently
>feel worse after my run
M-maybe I shouldn't have ran...

>>536873886
If you’re not feeling well, you shouldn’t push yourself. Your body needs rest

>>536873604
It's good, in a midwit type of way, just like umineko.

>>536871937
EZ

Any Sopranos-watching jongers in thread? Thought someone might appreciate this

>>536874760
i'm a watcher and i do appreciate this

Please rerun the prilya collab. Thank you.

>>536875000
trips of truth

>>536875042
never gonna happen thanks to buttmad koreans

Tarzan (1999)

>>536875336
i thought they were mad about BA

>>536875441
they were mad about BA because MJS had males but in case of prillya they are mad because they never made it available in korea

>>536875535
>because they never made it available in korea
can't they just rerun the event and include korea this time?

>>536875795
damn you are genius
I wonder why they didn't think of it the first time

SAAAAAAAANSHOKU DOUKOU

>>536876242
i actually have no idea why

Mahjong is a Umamusume game

>>536876493
>MAKA Off

>>536876493
I remember how not long ago some guy dealt into my obvious shanshoku doukou cause it didn't really affect anyone's place anyway. It was nice of him.

Jyanshi for this feel?

Majsoul Friends Room 58630(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58630

>>536877604
Meant to post this picture...

>>536877979
3/4

>>536877979
started

>>536872054
Rate doesn't matter if you can use pity to redeem.
They just whale until they either pull it with whalepulls or until they have enough pity.

When are we getting Ai Halal Ai?

>>536872813
>>536873238
Kakek and gayass collabs were huge mistakes.

man the snake woman would fit right into riichi city and you couldnt tell the fucking difference

>>536879590
this but panda

I love Anju!

>>536879590
You don't like getting a faceful of snake pussy whenever she wins a mangan+?

Copebot is down...

I killed the copebot

Riichi City mentioned, let's gooooooo!

>>536879710
I prefer her feet

We hate pedophiles here

>>536880934
yuzo would say that

John Mahjong told me Ichihime is legal in human years

>>536877979
>dama
>didn't do shit
gg - only had time for one game

>>536877979
gg

>>536881000
yeah they're competition

What's better for farming nagashi, yonma or sanma?
It's the last yaku I need for the Progress title, that and about a billion yakuhais

>>536881973
I've gotten like 4 in each and I barely play sanma.

>>536748047
I liked the old guy who voted not guilty only so the first one didn't have to defend himself alone.

>>536873604
Worth a watch but nothing life changing.

Hey little girl won't you come this way
Won't you let me buy you candy or perhaps a chocolate shake
Or perhaps some nice cocaine
Or perhaps a little kiss
Or perhaps a ride in my big car
Perhaps a ride in my big car
Won't you make an old man happy
Won't you make an old man happy
Won't you let me show you paradise
(Don't ask your mother for advice)

My.Melody.and.Kuromi.S01E01.Whats.This.My.Heart.is.Pounding.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DUAL.DDP5.1.H.264-VARYG.mkv

>>536882402
>Worth a watch but nothing life changing.
Few pieces of media are, but that's what makes the ones that are actually life changing all the more special.

what's the /mjg/-approved piece of life-changing media?

>>536883017
Sex with Jewish (Portuguese) hags

>>536883423
Aria!

>>536883482
I agree with this post.

>>536874760
Sopranos is my favorite anime
https://youtu.be/BNr1mlYRgq8

Whether a piece of media is life-changibg is extremely subjective.
A cheesy action b-movie with a non-existent plot could motivate some kid to take up martial arts so it by definition becomes life-changing to him.
Whether a piece of media is life-changing or not depends strictly on who you ask. Somebody could start seeing things differently after watching a movie, to other person it's just entertainment.

>>536883423
anything about frankfurt institute for social research and the history of psychoanalysis

>>536875392
Jane a cute

>>536883423
The first 7 seasons of Trailer park boys

How Razer Screws Customers | Hardware, Software, & Support Failures
cynthia-7.png

Jane is literally never cute

>>536884720
Dunno, I think she's probably the hottest Disney Princess.

>>536884893
First of all that's Kida and second she's not even a princess.

>>536885138
>silver haired
yagiyui-11.png

>tomodachi furiten rons east 1
>mfw

>>536883423
Nothing has ever managed to change my life.
I was born from the void, my life is nothingness, and I shall return to the void.
I was born from the Earth, my life is mud, and I shall return to the planet.
I am the golem.
I am the normalfaggot.
I am the NPC.
I exist only to mock existence itself and drain other people of their meanings, just to cast them into the abyss.
Nothing has ever managed to change my life, because it was already perfect from the start.

>>536883423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-nxSiAv6TI

nyoooo

>>536887445
Reset is next monday

>>536887445
pay up gweilo

>>536883423
Mahjong; it'll ruin your life.

I'M UNJEWABLE
YOU CAN'T JEW ME

hello this is my first post here

>>536887914
this is my first reply to you

this is my last post here

doko

>>536888123
play ranked you coward

>>536887914
proof?

>>536888214
japs are sleeping or getting drunk after work still

>>536888316
that's why these are the best hours

Koito big win

>>536888394
wrong

>>536888394
The best hours are about 4 hours ago I've found

>>536888542
that's when variance comes into play

Ojii-san late night mahong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=656TOH1NX5o

>>536888542
The second best hours are now.

Koito big dick!

m1 player with the golden P in my gold room game

>>536888735
why is this maid such rapebait

>>536888868
Report him to the NPM

>>536888868
name and shame

>>536888868
vpl tranny?

>>536888460
Koito big wind!

ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

>>536885138
Based, Atlantis is the best movie Disney has made since they started pumping them out in the 90s.

tile troupe

doko

doko

evens add a root beer float to my burger order
odds don't
0 kms

>>536889813
>here where
bravo nipponesians.

>>536889929
Add it anyways -- for me

>>536889813
koko da yo
Blitz with a lack of tipz

Majsoul Friends Room 49515(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49515

>took too long to find a room theme and someone made the room for me
nice

i wanna rape Saki so bad

>fourdog is a furry
the name makes sense now

>>536890229
Started! thanks for joining Jane.

when have I become irrelevant

>>536890476
The flow of time makes everyone irrelevant.

>>536890476
you let a single Australian ruin your image

>>536890476
never was

>>536890476
Never.
Yuzu is a good character.

>>536890470
I'll be monitoring this match

>>536890554
>everyone

If Japan is seemingly so obsessed with hags, why isn't there a single pure goonerbait anime about them? I'm not talking about a one single hag showing her wide hips in one episode, I mean a hag brigade with majority of scenes being them in one piece swimsuits with their entire hag legs showing.

>>536890836
I've got just one for you

Snake's bride manga made me research keeping snakes and other reptiles as pets. I won't get one in near future, but I added it to my list of thing to do in case I stop being a neet.

>>536891074
These are not hags.

>>536891425
Yes they are

>>536891393
From what I've seen they smell very bad and you've gotta constantly clean up after them. Get small geckos like Phelsuma Klemmeri. If you set things up right, you don't have to clean their shit.

Janki fc2 stream doko

>>536891858
after the friendly I'll set it up

there were so many young people in bellbird. mahjong is cool again

>>536890470
I too will be monitoring this match

>>536876493
>Rarer than some yakuman
>3900 + tip

Yostar should leave malatro as a permanent feature and add achievement section for it with like impossible tasks, so that it's actually worth playing after finishing it and beating all your friends who dropped it after losing in 3-3.

>>536892338
this says more about suuankou than it says about sandoko

this is basically ryanpeikou...

>>536873017
Snakes emote are the only good thing she has. Otherwise she is just another Frank gooner character

>>536892241
Than why is Jantama dying?

>>536892730
we're playing on hime mahjong, has no one told you?

>>536892730
we're playing on mugen mahjong, the preview was released on summer camp, but you weren't there

>purple bag text says its a gift from an altruistic sage
>its a game console
something dosent add up

Casual matches give better rewards compared to ranked.
Why would anyone want to play ranked?

>>536893130
Gamer NEETs are the modern day philosophers and sages.
It doesn't add up because you are a fool of a wagie.

I hate kans

>>536890229
Sorry I got some surrender vote just as you won all last, and then got thrown back to the menu? GGs. Nice game!

>>536890229
gg
blitz always makes me anxious though

>>536893595
thank you for giving me new tech to kill rooms

>>536892413
yeah I don't know why they made it a limited game mode when they bring it back every other event anyway.

>>536890229
gg, thanks, had a hard time to get used to the new tile face, damn.

Evens start the FC2 stream with Janki
Odds start the FC2 stream with Shin Janki

>>536893918
どこ? いつ?

>>536893918
I don't want to watch Janki, I want to watch Shin Janki

Did someone save that lewd Saki gif with the red dragon tile as a censor? I need it for reasons and I forgot to save it

>>536894364
Should be on booru

>>536894364
How about this?

they do? i never paid attention to what i'm getting from casual chests, i just assumed it's the same

>>536894362
okay fine nigger

>>536894585
Adeptchat, is this real?

FUCK KODOMO!

>>536894667 meant for >>536893151, i'm a retard

>>536894578
Bless you

>>536894823
Yeah, they do.
And I'm also counting the fact that games are faster, so you can farm rewards faster.

>>536893151
They don't
Casual chests have the same rate, maybe a little bit higher, of getting gifts as silver room, any other room gives better rewards on average

Won't stop AOCs though

>>536894947
In jade the rewards aren't that good compared to casual matches.
Maybe in throne room they are better, idk.

>>536894238
give me a sec to remember how to stream to fc2

>>536894947
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez?

>>536895081
I've been getting a ton of blues from Jade, I don't know what to tell you
This month alone I got enough for a (one, I, 一, uno) roll

evens shin janki mkvs + deinterlacing
odds encoded mp4s
0 I put each disc into my computer

>>536895465
What's the difference? MP4s looked better when I compared them to MKVs

>>536895656
the bonus footage isn't cropped because they are all shot in 4:3

>>536895764
>bonus footage
No one watches them

>>536895384
Yes

fucking dognigger game with lobbies of paytowin changs just feeding eachother tiles until its east 4

I forgot my fc2 account

Toki no Nagare
Kanjiteeee
Ooooo
Tokimeki e to
Ugoki dasu sekai ha
Wasuretaketeta
Tooi Yume wo Otosuuuure
Ride on Time

>>536896178
damn asakura starred in janki movies?

>>536896279
why all of your pngs are not pngs

>>536894698
without laugh, it can not be seen

How did Rosa get away with assaulting a CPS agent

Murder all Cyntia-7.png and Fujitakana-11.png posters

>>536896510
How did Hagi get away with assaulting someone

>>536895361
了解.

>>536871937
Yagi Yui always climbs back. How does she do it?

lets play limitless asura!
tourney lobby 635535

>Tileface souzu are blue
>Wait indicator souzu tiles are green
This shouldn't fuck me up but it does

SHIN JANKI STARTING IN 6 MINUTES
https://live.fc2.com/23328075/

>>536897384
(probably) 3/4

>>536897720
Kino incoming

>>536897550
I still don't know if I have an east tile or south tile in hand and I'm too lazy to turn training wheels back on

>>536897720
subbed?

>>536896530
>Cyntia-7.png
But no one posts an emote that doesn't exist?
cynthia-6k.png

>>536897384
If no one joins in 5 minutes I'll have to leave to do something else

>>536897720
subs nashi
let me know if audio is good

>>536898369
it's good

>>536896510
more importantly, how did she get away with committing the Rokkenjima massacre?

>>536898601
That wasn't my baby momma Rosa thoughbeit?

I think there's a slight sync issue using the vlc playlist, I think for shin janki 2 I might switch to the normal media player in obs

>>536899030
eh, it's so minor w/e

>>536898601
bakarosa would never

no subs?

>>536899250
pay someone to translate and make subtitles for these or see if someone can rip them from unext (if they have subs)

>>536866660
I usually hold single yakuhai until I’ve discarded all my lone terminals/guest winds, what’s the usual tactic?

>>536899382
most of them are subbed already though

looks like a great movie to watch once it gets subs

>>536899610
my dvds didn't have any subtitle tracks..

>>536897720
>no subs
I'd say /mjg/ should do a group dub but if the Pon no Michi subs are anything to go by you lot are offensively unfunny.

>>536899725
pnmschizo isnt from /mjg/,hes from /a/

>>536899695
https://files.catbox.moe/s0zti9.7z

>>536899913
my command line popped up for a second when I opened the file, is that bad?

>>536900015
Nothing to worry about

I got doxxed by Janenigger… Can't believe Majsoul is not safe anymore. Be careful out there FOCs.

I tried so hard and got so far...

I got the root beer float, it was mid

>>536900585
That'll teach you to stop drinking sugary drinks that do little more than rot your teeth.

>>536900326
I hate the key. Locked tiles are just never worth the risk.

>>536901028
I don't like locked tiles either. But it's a scaling multiplicative bonus, so I kept it. And later an opportunity came up to go all in on the lock strat.

did all the anons die

we're busy watching janki movies

>>536903298
confirmed only 19 anons lurking these threads? Have I been talking to the same two dozen people for the last years?

6 of them are just me and my alts

I'm in ranked stop distracting me

>>536903608
It's only the anons who are active during these hours, burger and aus hours have roughly the same number of active posters

>>536903608
not everyone makes original posts, i'd say the majority just reply to posts

This is an original post

>uh you want to watch an obscure horror movie from the 80s on Youtube?
>please post your personal information so we could totally be sure you're not underage, goy-- I mean, dear viewer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>watching movies on jewtube
ngmi

>>536904473
we have movies on fc2 right now anon

>>536897720
neato

What Janki has the call happy kansai man again?

>>536906087
3

>>536906087
have to wait until the third movie

>>536907039
>spoilers

>anon is translating lines for us
kino..

>>536897720
Will there be a stream of the second movie?

I'm leaving this stream open all day btw even when I have to go work on stuff

translate the manzu and honor tiles too

>>536907718
I queued them all unless you wanted me to do a schedule

>>536907736
do you have the movies queued or something?

>>536908197
yeah

>>536907823
Maybe that would be more accessible, yes. Depends on what you want to do...

>>536908281
I mean I don't care, I said it was gonna be a marathon.. but I can also do two a day or just start from 2 or three next week for the people that left

>>536908267
based

>>536908450
Both options would be nice I think.

>>536908821
I'm leaving it all one today but next week can start from 2 or 3

>>536908935
Okay!

>>536908935
all on*

>Baba no baba baba! Baba baba !
wtf is he sperging about everytime? who is this baba?

>>536909396
he's calling you a hag

>>536909396
Nobody. She's no "baba".

We can all agree Fu Ji is an ugly hag

I can agree Fu ji is a beautiful hag

GAO

I will be here, waiting for Fu Ji when she is ready to settle down

>>536897720
movie 2 has started btw

Majsoul Friends Room 58403(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58403

Gao

I'm watching janki

Make a room in two hours after the dailies reset.

>real jap making fun of us in fc2
it's over

>>536911258
stay strong bros

>>536910943
We are TWO

>>536900235
Add me already

how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>536910943
Immensely speaking, there are 3 people inside

>>536911547
please share your dark mode CSS

join the room or I will become racist

>>536911865
oh... right. shame that it's been getting enshittened lately.

>>536911965
Nobody join

>>536911976
actually dark reader is probably why all my names are fucked up with no spaces

>>536912042
N

>>536910943
Debatably, we have started.

>>536912146
thats normal

>>536912158
-anodesu!

>>536911547
translate pls

>>536912524
Why are these foreigners so excited for a Janki stream basically

>>536912524
Something along the lines of "Why are foreigners so excited over Janki lmao"

I need a table for my junk mat...

>>536912682
It's a fair question, I'd be very confused if I walked in on a bunch of nips watching something like Father Ted but without subtitles

>>536912767
I've found that these kinds of foldable tables are the perfect size for junkmats

>>536912936
but I want one I can slam tiles on that produce good sounds, so it must be wood

>>536848408
>number of real children groomed & raped by roblox/geometrydash/minecraft/deltarune/fortnite fans: at least several million
I play all of those

>>536912767
Make your own table out of wood and speed cloth

>>536913045
you'll have a hard time finding one that's square. it's ass playing on a table that's not even on all sides

>>536912631
>>536912682
ohnonono
Looks he himself needs some showa era mahjong in his life

chuff

>>536913065
I almost had a girlfriend who was a roblox player. She was 17.

>>536913409
Almost? How did she escape? Did you forget to lock your doors?

>>536891393
>Snake's bride manga
doesn't she fuck the snake?

>>536913564
Woman mangaka, you tell me

>>536913409
>almost
missed out on co-op child grooming

>>536913065
all my minecraft friends at least 30

The acting in Shin Janki is so bad I've seen better performances in JAVs

FINALLY I CAN USE TIER 2 HANNER EMOTES

I had girlfriends under the age of 18 on maplestory

but I was also a minor

I married a character on Metin 2 when I was 14 and stayed loyal ever since

Snow leopards are not aggressive towards humans. There has never been a verified snow leopard attack on a human being. Even if disturbed while feeding, a snow leopard is more likely to run away than try to defend the site.