Thread 536940058

>>536852687

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>sanma tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing

rape

>>536940165
Picrel but amaekoromo-0 instead of Angra Mainyu

>found the 4 volumes of the ARIA omnibus I bought 12 years ago
Into the thrash these goes just kidding

Majsoul Kill Your Friends Room 32105(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=32105

>>536940613
on my way to dama

damare

>>536940532
Bring it to me

>>536940613
3/4

>>536940613
3/4

>>536940613
Started
>>536941243
Too slow junior

https://live.fc2.com/23328075/
Still going to be live all day, hop in if you're bored and want to watch mahjong kino

Guess the wait

>>536939406
There's only so many months of stagnation a guy can take.

>>536941893
9s!

>>536941893
12467

>>536941091
Only been opened once or twice. I'm probably buying the last two volumes as well later on to complete the collection.

>>536942210
I typed 5 too I swear

Mahjong is a shit rigged game for nerds

>>536940417
>you can't judge evil as evil, because nature
What did the priest mean by that?

>>536941992
No
>>536942210
Check the shapes again. Imagine drawing 1s here and check for the shape of your final hand. 122223 is a shuntsu (123) and ankou (222) which leaves you with 34455566 as the remaining shape.

>snake character
>no metal gear emote

>>536942773
>Check the shapes again
you said guess I didn't even check them the first time

>>536942724
Creatures that follow their nature are not evil because they act on instinct. His argument is that you can't call a lion evil for eating zebras even though the lion is killing innocent beings.

>>536942931
It was my fault for posting about mahjong during these hours. Next time I stick to AUS hours like usual.

>>536942240
Amazing. Keep me updated when you can in the future

SEX WITH SNAKE!

>>536943093
But I can, because I'm human and everything is relative to the standard of idealized human society.

>>536940613
gg

>>536940613
Mother killed by feral cat. Onlookers stunned.

>>536943362
We should make a dino-themed league team next year.

>>536940613
gg

>>536943326
And the priest can tell you it's wrong because his idea of morality differs from yours.

>>536940613
>try to think logically and estimate odds
>lose bigly
I deserve it. I can only win by schizo maxxing and I know it.

>>536943093
This is the kind of logic used to justify leniency towards violent criminals. No, being born with homicidal tendencies doesn't make a murderer not evil. If anything, he's evil by nature.

>>536943579
I cast Caladbolg II and vaporize the priest.

some of you are alright, dont queue in silver easts

>>536943703
You had FOUR genbutsu tiles anon and discarded the aka

I spent 16 dollars and 11 cents to do 10 summons on snake
is this a good outcome
do I buy her swimsuit

>>536944334
Condolences on your brick

>>536944334
A new Chihori!

>>536943810
Human mind is more complex than that. Your upbringing and social connections in your early life affect 80% of your personality and desires. The remaining 20% is decided by genetic lottery which in turn also affects social connections starting from your teens except for outlier cases like low-functioning autism where many are already quarantined off and sedated from early life in that case.

She says the harsh truths /mjg/ doesn't want to hear. She's a heroine of sorts.

>>536943961
And if I had been schizomaxxing I wouldn't have thought for a second about how likely it is that it's a part of a winning hand. I would have been doing something far sillier,

I'm so good at this game.

>>536944334
>do I buy her swimsuit
if you don't buy it now then you will never be able to buy it, since it's already the rerun for it
outfits only get one rerun and they are forever gone after that
I'm not joking

>>536944334
My condolences

china dress = sex
simple ass

>>536944658
uhhhhhhhhhhhh really
should I buy hag's swimsuit even though I never use her

https://x.com/Futokunaio/status/1960848151646233001
Pig reached Celestial 13

I've done something so embarrassing that I hit myself when I remember it

>>536944914
give in to the fomo

Koito big win

>>536945063
share

>>536941893
56 shanpon

>>536944914
if you don't intend to use the character then just hide her from the dorm, I did the same to like 5 characters already

>>536945078
but why would I use hag when I now have better girls
spending money on cosmetics I won't actually use seems foolish

>>536944914
Spend the money on beer because you won't remember the hag that you don't use, but you will remember feeling good briefly.
>>536945063
Stop hitting yourself and remembering because it's highly likely that no one else remembers and among those who do, they don't care.

>>536945170
do you want anon to get a concussion?

here me out

>>536945727
yeah that makes sense

>>536945727
Why do mahjong tiles look so tasty?

>>536944931
His Throne stats are crazy. He's one of the greatest players of all time fwiw

>>536945853
They are selling edible tiles

>>536945916
Don't look at his mortal scores.

so I wasn't crazy for taking a bite

I have some mahjong soap tiles. I don't know if I'll ever eat them because they are too pretty.

>>536944518
>upbringing and social connections in your early life affect 80% of your personality
Massively exaggerated figure, twin studies show about 50% of the variance in personality traits is explained by genetics alone. In any case, this is irrelevant to what was said. The question is whether someone who does actions agreed to be evil because he was born with those impulses can be called evil, not whether it's likely that someone with a genetic predisposition towards murder will actually end up being a murderer.

>>536946132
I didn't subscribe to your blog, faggot.

>>536946280
Everyone has impulses for murder, it came free with your survival instincts

>>536946505
That's why I make my wife sleep with ripped men.

What did this saint Miyu mean by this? I was scared shitless when 5m came out next turn.

>>536946285
This you?

>>536946671
tilted and gave up

You're a grown ass man, stop eating the tiles

>>536946505
Ok, and? Different statistical cohorts still show different outcomes in criminal behaviour. Are you capable of anything other than parroting platitudes everyone knows?

>>536946671
7 is enough for kokushi if you're schizo

>>536946684
ebin

>>536946671
someone post the image saying 7 terminals is GO for kokushi

stop jak posting nigger

>>536946874
It's really not that bad. you're going to end up folding anyways

>>536946775
>calling out a logical fallacy is parroting platitudes now
lmao
stay obstinate I'm going back to work
have a day

>>536945234
>>536945205
I like hag and her swimsuit but I have the very autistic feeling that not using the rarer girls I have is gay and lame so I never want to use her
also she isn't bonded

>>536947105
if you're folding anyway at least fake the honitsu as long as you can to potentially slow down kami, who knows you might even draw into it

>>536947137
Yeah, run off. Just say nothing if you have nothing to say, there's a lesson learned for you.

>>536947202
/It's been 8 years. How do you not have her bonded?

naruto!
naruto!
shiroko!

doko my koko

>>536947301
I play mahjong like once every 6 months

>>536947297
it's mad. lol

>>536947301
The game is 6 years old and Chihori was released in early 2021

>>536946671
Gigaretard going for kokushi because his haipai is dogshit.
Riichi dora 2 with a tsumo or pinfu or ura and maybe ssk was a massive comeback hand here.

>>536947720
>reddit slogwords

The wait?

>>536947594
Why does she make /mjg/ seethe so hard? Is it because the ignorant and low IQ have a hostile relationship with the truth?

>>536947935
Eat my whole ass you turbonigger

>>536948037
Because I want to have sex with her in an open library.

When we were talking about other Japanese mahjong clients some threads ago, I completely forgot about this one
https://www.jannavi.net/en/
It's been around for a really long time.

>>536948184
>open library
as opposed to?

I'm watching janki and I must do my dailies
友人戦31549(四人南): https://game.mahjongsoul.com/?room=31549
room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1_tYqnWHn8

The wait?

>>536948037
Shes a literal who, now a certain collab character with an eye patch?
Now thats a different story..

>>536948061
go back /fgog/cuck

>>536948274
A closed library, after dark, after hours which is far less debauched.

>>536948037
Uhhh...
Everything in souzu?

>>536948274
A closed library

29s

>>536948254
Imagine being a pro and you're contractually obligated to play this shit instead of Mahjong Soul or Tenhou

>>536948037
The spiteful Chihori posts appeared after Chihorianon pointed out during League 5 that Gomen Ronners work for the UGR and everyone started hating the team afterwards
Use this information as you see fit

>>536940058 (OP)
how is this mahjong?

>>536948254
>partners with a crypto exchange
nice gambling client

>>536948329
made for skull fucking

>>536948548
I don't know if you need to bet or pay anything to play.

>>536948291
no wonder you've never had sex

>>536948275
2/4, south double blitz

>>536948518
flow is stored in the boobs

>>536948518
She's a character from a popular mahjong client.

>>536948518
She takes good care of chi n po(n)

>>536948746
sorry I meant quad blitz

>>536948664
>>536948548
ok, seeing that they have put out a client version for the Switch, you probably don't need to bet real money to play
https://store-jp.nintendo.com/item/software/D70010000003443

>>536947720
Meh, even if not good, the haipai wasn't THAT shit. There's both ittsu and ssk (even if far off) potential for callability,, or drawing another sha/hatsu. There's also maybe the pinfu hontisu if you wanna go full gold room mode. Hell, with a little luck you can maybe even get a riichi out of that. It's only east 1 and even a mangan would have fine, especially a direct hit on kami/shimo or a tsumo.
I think he was just absolutely sneeding.

SEX with COUSINS

>>536948784
Stop lying, she's not even top 40

>>536948291
Based attention whore.

>>536948518
how is picrel mahjong

>>536948275
hajimerudesu

I'm pretty sure this nigger has a rat on my computer

Real schizo hours.

Doko

>>536949379
You mean *in* your computer?

>had a prostitute over
>kind of distant
>while she is laying on her back and I’m plowing her she turns her head and starts crying
>foolishly ask what’s wrong
>tells me how disappointed she is in herself for having to live this way
>feel bad for her but still finish
>starts telling me her life story
>still hasn’t left my house
MJS character for this feel?

>>536949652
No, the rat is on the computer, looking at me

>>536949698
didn't ask

>>536948291
Aw man I was gonna do that when my Ichihime came in.

Unsubscribe.

>>536949698
Joseph. Cynthia is a real crybaby

I'm so glad /mjg/ isnt gay.

>>536949743
What.

>>536949698
Try to get her to play mahjong with you. Maybe you can invite her over to for mahjong next time.

how is he always waiting on the exact one tile I need to push every hand

I've found again the single post on this site that turned me immune to NTR.
Posting for the anon that was sad about NTR

>>536950094
I just pay her for sex. I don't care about her

>>536949379
He's either a janny or he phished your IP from a gdoc submission. Or else he found some way to extract your IP from mjs itself.

>>536949743
>>536950265

>>536950265
the sharty found a tool to show poster's ips that mods use. it still works

>>536950197
>care enough to fuck her
What a shitty customer, no wonder she's crying.
Fuck you.

I'm self inserting as the popsicle

>>536950409
I miss the tool that allowed posters to constantly change IP&ID at every post.

>>536949698
get your money back

It's a good day, and I want to play mahjong! Join me or the loli gets it! meme room

>>536950641
There are days like this...

Majsoul Friends Room 65930(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65930

>>536950641
Nice room retard

>>536950409
>le epic detective is just a script kiddie
yeah that figures
i declare a policy of total (You)-denial against janefag, this is the last post i'll ever make acknowledging his existence. he can get his attention somewhere else

>>536950832
>>536950823
Nice glasses, retard. Now you have to join the room.

>>536950881
Just play on another client

>>536950892
They need a fat ugly bastard Jyanshi to really grab the /mjg/ audience.

>>536950823
2/4

>>536951253
1/4

>>536951014
I would but I'm at work

Majsoul Friends Room 34241(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34241

>>536950823
>>536951275
Well, I leave the room open and do other stuff. Hit me when is full.

>>536951331
>Fake room
Don't play me like that

>>536950823
2/4

odds i stay on eve online evens i joom after i make coffee

>>536951431
4/4 come back RIGHT NOW

>>536951564
0 and I put you out of your misery

>>536951181
We already have Wazhizu tho

why didn't you sashikomi into me

>>536950823
3/4

>>536950823
Thanks for the invite, but playing in another friendly right now

>>536951679
I'll join in a few minutes if no one else has.

>>536951723
It's fine. for another time.
>>536950823
>>536951679
Come in, anons. We have icecream.

>>536951862
D-Frag collab when?

>>536951647
its so fucking over

>>536950823
4/4

>>536950823
2/4
I'm leaving too if OP doesn't come back

>>536950823
started! I lied. there is no icecream

see what happens when you don't deal into me? the villain wins

Rin if she was good.

>>536952562
ai haram ai?!

>>536952562
Rin my goat

>>536952562
Rin LOVE!

she died

>>536952115
>loading got stuck at 20
>restarteru by clicking link in browser
>audio becomes crunchy
Sawako's riichi line is so sweat and it has been crunched...
>>536953739
Narcan'd!

>>536950823
>two damas

loli client status?

>>536954472
Invite only

>missed suuankou tenpai
I should have dama'd

>>536950823
gg nice tenhou

>>536950823
GGs. Nice tenhou

post a screencap of the tenhou i wanna see

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHY THE DAMANIGGER GETS BLESSING OF HEAVEN!?

>>536950823
jeejee
I was not prepared for Asura. Asura was not prepared for me.
>>536955021
Honestly, I don't even remember dama'ing. Asura is too fast for my brain. It's zoomer mahjong.

>asura tenhou
i see

>asura
Nevermind, it's not a real tenhou.

>Didn't see the spoiler
Your loss

>limitless asura tenhou
nobody cares

>>536948275
shan't make rooms anymore gg

>asura tenhou

It's valid, eat shit nigger

>>536948275
ggs

>>536948275
gg. The damafag got a deserved last

>>536955683
kys

>>536955683
live yourself

>>536948275
gege I wish my Toki had won that game..

>>536955836
ywnbt

I will also never be trans

you will always be toki (fucking dead)

I wish I was toki right now, I'm not allowed to win riichis

So where's the double blitz burger room

My mahjong superpower is that when I riichi nobody folds and I deal in to somebody's retard push and I'm the only one at the table who can't get away with pushing into anyone else's riichi ever and I go bankrupt in S3 because I pushed nakasuji with three visible and of course toimen had kanchan on it.

its my turn to make a room GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN
Join Now for INSTANT CREDIT and Also Get Your Head Chopped off Room 66496(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66496

>>536957451
this is quad blitz

jonger dragon.png, will not join

>>536957565
it's not him

>>536957451
STARTED

>>536955550
As hecking valid as the tranny who shot up a school.

>>536957234
if you want to erp. do it in the discord

doko

>>536957565
he doesnt play mahjong anymore

>>536958609
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66496
hanchan tobi ari

>>536958709
What happened?

>>536958973
horses and space

>>536957451
3/4 now gg who left FUCK THAT WAS BRUTAL

>>536959137
>>536958973
stay on topic niggers

>>536959137
is he not the one playing zomboid or w/e

>>536959435
he got a boyfriend

>>536959287
>stay on topic
>mjg general
anyon...
>>536959435
thats probably him and another anon

>>536959137
What do you mean space? Horses are uma right?

>>536959287
>stay on topic
>>posting christmas crispsp in august

>>536957451
YOSHAAAAAA started again

/pol/ told me to come here.
How do you play this kusoge?

>>536957234
Wait a minute, that's MY superpower.

>>536957451
couldn't stick around for another one since my shift ends soon and I'm not playing mahjong while driving but gg

>>536959756
very carefully

>>536959756
You CHI NYA and PON NYA until you win, it's that simple.

>>536959756
By pure instinct. In a state of unbroken zen. Hesitation is defeat.

>>536959756
sign up for mahjongsoul, do the tutorials, play ranked matches, and lurk without posting until you reach the rank of adept 2

new batch of 3dpd hags for mfcsp

>>536960213
sybau unc

>>536959756
the tutorial will tell teach you the basics, you should be able to get to expert with what you intuit from playing as long as you're white or yellow, if you want to improve faster or plateau you can read RB1 on the repo in the OP

>>536959756
Legally of course.

>>536959756
I'd say your kind isn't welcome here but you fuckers keep pouring over anyway.

>>536960482
>check the /pol/ archives for majsoul emotes
>its vatniks and piggers
no wonder this general sucks during euro hours

>>536960813
They will come over here and seethe about americans like they've been doing

Is there a strategy in Sky-High Ambition that's better than full flush? I couldn't even reach Ex10

>>536960813
you should check when they post and see that most are 2-3 AM euro time
they are burger hour regulars

>>536961742
ask famous hat

>>536961742
Eventually you can get to a point where you can make literally any hand and get the same score. At which point you're trying to make Universal Pull the pair to win on every remaining tile.

>>536961875
Shouldn't you be in bed Frenchie?

>>536961742
the all shrimples engine

>>536957451
anon you're supposed to gyakuten...
ggs

It's hard to track whether Nina is still ex3 or yet again. The lines are getting blurry.

>>536957451
thanks for the matches fellas

>>536962154
It's 5AM here? Prime ranked hour

I knew he did it on purpose...

>>536957451
gg everyone ty for playing time for sleep
>>536962456
and a chin chong nip nong to you too

>can't even talk in IRC without jane nigger butting in
kys

>>536962075
What makes Universal Pull so good? Does the 1 replacement tile mean that it takes less time to complete your hand?

why is catchat jane so fucking annoying
>HO HO HO [detective reference] [#hashtag]
that's all she ever has to say, what a dumb character

>>536962726
can someone post the comic where the girl is crying because someone let her win

Any jyanshi who must say 'I am the detective' is no true detective

>>536963195
Sounds like someone's jealous they're not a detective

>>536963132
It's a wildcard.
It makes it very easy to get wins, and if you're not dependent on scoring specific yaku, it means you can have it form your hand's pair to match with any tile and tsumo on everything.
This lets any "when winning" talismans scale to the moon. On the other hand, keep in mind it means you are no longer discarding (so something like Slacking Temp stops scaling).

I AM a real detective!

What ranking would each WW2 leader have if they played Mahjong Soul and their main:
-Hitler: Saint 1. Strong occult schizo with high win rate and deal in rate. Will occasionally dama in friendlies. Obviously Eliisa main.
-Mussolini: Adeptchad with really high call rate and deal in rate. Definitely a nyagger.
-Hirohito: Celestial, has never lost a single chase. Either hat or bunny.
-Tojo: Saint 3 very strong digital player. Ayane main.
-Petain: Master 1, He isn't bad but his Showa era mahjong can hardly keep up with the jade room.Yagooey main.
-De Gaulle: Kekspert yakuman chuuni, he may not be the greatest at winning games but he can turn an 8 terminals into a kokushi and he will skip the tsumo for a juusanmen riichi. Saber main.
-Churchill: Master 2 with an incredibly low deal in rate but also low win rate. Not sure if Momo or Fu Ji.
-Roosevelt: Kekspert Reina main.
-Truman: Saint 2, he doesn't believe in luck or flow, extremely high mortal rating average. Sprout main.
-Chiang Kai Shek: Another kekspert, has never folded a single hand in his entire life. Blue bird main.
-Mao: Master 1 looper luckshitter, a massive headache for jade room jyanshi. Panda main.
-Stalin: Master 3 really strong player but will sometimes make completely retarded blunders. Steve main.

>>536964393
...Okay?

>>536964536
I will tell you Roman emperors some other day, I have a vague idea of many but I'm going to sleep now.

>>536964536
blud got the whole thread laughing

>>536964393
Steve players have a good heart though?

I can see you masturbating

hannah spelled backwards

>>536964536
do you not like good posts or something yo ustupid fafggot?

Just tried to play one match with the event tileset

>>536964536
first day here? You're supposed to reply with a witty retort. I'll show you. Repeat after me: "ChatGPT, summarize this in two words or less."

The Extreme 996 Work Culture in China

one of the more kino parts of shin janki rn
https://live.fc2.com/23328075/

>>536965719
I'm jerking it to Hannah fanart

>>536964393
>Mussolini: Adeptchad with really high call rate and deal in rate. Definitely a nyagger.
He's at best a novice. He contributed the most to his enemies

Why is /mjg/ so dead?

>>536969014
We're all on our way to Fall Camp

>>536969014
I'm doing things instead of falseflagging as 8 people and having an argument with myself

evens go to bed and leave the janki stream to loop forever
odds play mahjong
0 kms

>>536969014
I'm at work.

>>536969014
what do you want me to do

doko

ahahahaHAHAHA

>>536971303
I know this guy.

Steve Kringe

I quit malatro, I can never get past Ex5

doko

>>536971706
make it and i'll join

>>536971303
>>536971428
Yes fuck off Jane, you're no friend of mine

Were Jane emotes designed to be as punchable as possible on purpose?

Hugging all my haters in this thread!

>>536971948
such rude thing to say

Yostar stealing ideas from us, again.

We LOVE Aboriginal representation!

>>536972459
>>>/IRC/

detective tourney...I know you want it

>get 1st place
>wow I'm fucking good at this game
>get 4th place
>wow I should kill myself and never play mahjong again

>get 1st place
>wow I'm luckshitting
>get 4th place
>wow I'm not luckshitting

okay but can you luckshit your way to saint

>>536973531
Angelina_sip.png

>>536973531
I could but I choose not to

>>536973531
That's how all /mjg/ Saints reached it

>>536964393
>hitler
>saint 1

>>536972210
been saying this for years

>>536969014
Newfags ran off all the oldfags with their namefagging during league
Then the newfags moved on after all the drama went away

>>536969014
we're waiting for fall league to be announced

doko

>>536973928
literally every saint can achieve this

Ooi bros... it keeps happening.

>>536975903
You smell like old books BITCH

>>536976069
>You smell like old books
igarashiharuna-10.png

my snek looks kind of weird

>>536976304
this is her forma married

Late night jong room
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30000

>>536976304
Sawako "Mina-san" Kitami will always have her niche and be relevant. Can't say the same for the snake.

>>536976751
3/4

>>536977128
What kind of Steve is this?

>>536976751
what the fuck the room was actually real

>>536977027
Stay strong, Cynthia.

>>536976941
>bridge killed mahjong

I might have to restart the room..

>>536976941
why is there such a overlap between bridge and mahjong players? is it because both games are 4 players?

>>536972210
what's wrong with milk and grapes

>>536949050
She's Top 1 in my heart

>>536972210
>male
shant respond, read, or react

Should I waste my purple gifts to get the single summoning scroll?

>>536978915
>turn two purples into one blue
It's positive EV

>>536979019
b-but what if i get a cool cosmetic or a character (or I'm not consuming any purples that matters for me)

Gao?

Gay.

>>536976751
GG, good night

>>536979717
Gege back to 3/4 again with unfamiliar friends!

does anyone else want to play irl washizu mahjong with blood on the line? not until death of course

>>536978915
turning 50 dust to 5 dust is the biggest fucking scam in this game, go for it

>>536980039
can we substitute blood with semen?

holy shit why does stacking the wall have to be so fucking hard
there's always a non zero chance your pinky slips while carrying the second layer up and everything explodes

>>536980093
How is that any different from a regular friendly?

>>536980092
I already did it, now I got a blue wall painting, awesome!

>>536980108
unironically play more
you'll get used to it, you just have to do if more often
try doing a tsubame gaeshi a few times, it actually helps in learning how does the center of gravity moves
in no time you'll be able to move arbitrary tile configurations, because your muscles will learn how much force to apply

adeptchad here, how do I learn to play defense? I'm just keeping track of the discarded tile near the Riichi call (and after of course) but sometimes it's hard to infere what they are going for

Mahjong is old ladies' game.
Fu Ji makes the most sense as far as the characters go.

doko

>>536980108
fat

>>536980108
you have to hold it with a wide grip, don't just push from each end. try to hold it in smaller segments if that makes sense.
if that doesn't work i've seen people that build the wall faster than me doing it 2 tiles at a time

>>536980379
Read Riichi Book 1.

>>536980379
play with your head down until Saint

>>536980237
i'm trying but pic related hurts my pinkies
gripping the wall like a bicycle handle seems to work better but it's less elegant
>>536980585
my fingers aren't flexible enough to grip it wider
>>536980539
i have the lowest bmi on /mjg/

>>536980379
I think there was one other image like this one.
>blockade
kabe

Aru is a NIGGER!
I repeat Aru is a fucking NIGGER!

>>536980789
i mean vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aswdC7oCAk8&ab_channel=Crow_77

>>536980108
I always found it easy but my hands are pretty big

>>536980789
I've taught a lot of beginners and I've never seen someone who was both fat and able to build a wall

Some clueless retards in this general still believe half-suji is a real thing it's hilarious.

>>536980929
thats a man.

If the wind blows west, it's safe to discard. If the crows caw twice it's unsafe.

>>536980379
The most important things to learn for defence is Suji. Suji is a defence technique based on the furiten rule, which says that you can't win off a discarded tile. If you assume that a wait is two sided, then you also couldn't with off a tile which it 3 tiles away from a discarded tile (eg, discarded 4 means they can't win off a 1 or 7 on a two sided wait). Since most closed hands are 2 sided waits like this, it is a handy technique if you don't have a completely safe tile. It doesn't work.all the time but it works often.
But as another anon says, riichi book 1 on the repo will teach you most of the important principles of mahjong, so I'd recommend checking it out.

>>536981180
ok Poe

doko

>>536981180
The Crow77?

>>536981268
Majsoul Friends Room 85285(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85285

>>536976751
ggs nya

>>536981347
2/4!

>>536981347
3/4!

>>536980870
>>536980630
>>536981204
Thanks for the cheatsheet and the tips, I will read Riichi Book sooner or later

/jong/ room status?

>>536981347
Full and started. Good luck!

>>536981517
clogged

>>536968991
he is clearly a kekspert
he read rb1 ("the art of war") and all his woes started from there

I HATE IT

Is it safe for novices to face celestials in /mjg/ friendlies?

>>536982075
yes, but for no more than 1 hanchan
otherwise the celestials might suffer from permanent brain damage

>>536982009
you have two dora?

>>536981118
pro literally use it in m-league commentary lol smartass

>>536982684
Cope ywnbaj

>>536983028
>ywnbaj
You will never be a Jew?
You will never be a /jong/er?

woah

>>536983096
jyangshi

you been seven

amazing post

>>536982009
its good shape sir you can accept both

>>536982009
BAKYOU?

Hanners will start raping everything in sight

>>536981347
We are 3/4 again!

>>536983632
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>536981347
ggnya, thanks for hosting

>>536981347
2/4...

>>536983841
...?

>>536981347
GG. Thanks for the ticket

>>536981347
Full and started!

>>536981347
1/4 people keep leaving

this free tile face is so fucking confusing

>>536971428
jaaaaaaaane where is my friend request you cute little nopan wannabe detective?

I hate little boys

>>536976941
>world championships
taiwan is already out in the swiss

>>536984634
ItalyChads, I kneel...

>>536985281
>he doesn't know
>they picked their opponents too

>>536984634
>>536985525
do they play by those weird tournament rules where the decks are seeded and they average out games where everyone plays on every seed?
imagine seeded walls in mahjong

WeebyChads, I kneel...

>>536981347
gege

>>536981347
GGs and well jonged!

>>536985716
it's seeded but this is a teams event so the comparison is only between the two teams. you have one partnership on a table play north south and a different partnership play east west on the other table.
if it's just a partnership event then you compare against everyone who plays the same seats.
they have a comparison available for all partnerships but it doesn't matter.

Crow nanoda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-owzwwSlJkU

those new blue tile faces are ruining my flow...

Can someone post the kouhai-kun Nana sound post?

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normal rules, 1 hanchan
I need a koko for my dailies

>

>>536986971
2/4

smudge my lipstick

>>536986971
3/4 now, waiting on one (1) more anon

>>536986971
started

>>536981118
t. kekspert

>>536986262
would it be possible to implement this in regular mahjong? you play n games on seeded walls and compare your results against other players who played on the same seed

Can Norway’s wild salmon be saved? | DW Documentary

>>536964393
>implying they would play w*men

Majsoul Friends Room 50339(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50339

>>536986665
>MAKA B in throne room

>>536988781
outside of Stanlin I am pretty sure no on there is gay

Koito won.

>>536989269
Hitler abused crank and was into esoteric mysticism, that's pretty gay

>>536989269
yearly reminder that you aren't supposed to fuck your jyanshi

>>536986971
GG.

>>536986971
ggs, thanks for joining lads

>>536986971
gg

>>536989114
>started

>>536989114
gg...

>>536989114
3/4

>>536991206
brb taking a piss

>>536980379
I think trying to guess what they're going for is pretty useless. Mahjong isn't like akagi, oftentimes you won't know what they're waiting on exactly. Defense is about the tiles that are least dangerous. There are other contextual clues to sort of tell us what they may be going for but this is not exact and it's frankly too advanced anyway. You probably don't need to know that until you hit Celestial or some shit.

Manzu are red. Pinzu are blue. Souzu are green. These new tiles are messing up everything.

>>536980929
>play mahjong
>become a tranny
what went wrong?

>>536991335
still 3/4....

>>536991616
high prevalence of autistic people in both there's bound to be some overlap

>>536989114
>>536991630
started!

damn wish i knew how to count fu

>>536983925
why is her apple rotting?

>>536991916
It's a russet apple

Why is her skin so white? Like it's almost as if it has been powdered. I've never seen anyone this pale irl

Where's the tan?

>>536992457
>I've never seen anyone this pale irl
what do you mean, just go look yourself in the mirror

>>536992457
Her skin looks fine?

>>536992609
I'm half black though

ummmm white mans game bros????

>>536992457
>I've never seen anyone this pale irl
american?

>>536992457
Stay still, this will hurt for but a moment.

>>536992457
>heeeyyyyy jyanshi i can walk again!
heh not for long sister

>MGS 3 Remake is out
Why didn't /mjg/ tell me? Was it that bad?

This hoe is pure sex. Surprised not many people use her.

>>536992861
>>536992609
>>536993021
I'm Finnish, we are pale as they come and that's uncanny to even to us. It reminds me of that Japanese/Chinese fad of using white lead powder

This >>536993216 is a far more natural and beautiful tone of skin

>>536992457
If anything, she isnt white enough.

>>536993178
It's MGS3, again
Hexen also got a re-release, did you want me to remind you of that as well?

>>536993216
Yeah she's a real sexpot.
https://mjgbooru.com/post/6052

>>536993427
Yes! Anything else interesting released recently?

>>536993427
Greetings, mortal. Are you ready to die?

Wish there were more posts about ranked and the tribulations we face on the quest for a higher rank. The only reason I play is for validation from my rank.

>>536993427
>dumpsterdive ""remaster"" slop

Mahsoulatro really needs deck fixing mechanics.
You finally get a somewhat decent set of talisman and the game just fucks you in the ass

stop dealing into Hibikis pairs and skipping over me fuuuuck

>>536993394
I've seen ranga's with skin as pale

>>536993673
rank won't bring you validation, that's the error many committed when they sacrificed their integrity and cheated into a high rank. Play well and improve little by little. If you expect to get validation from rank you'll only get ridicule when you deal in to the adeptchad, it's the wrong approach to have.

/mjg/ might create threads early but we can at least take comfort in the fact that we're not as bad as /mug/. To say nothing of the team.

>>536994174
We're Arsenal fans in this thread

>>536994017
Ill stop caring when I get Saint :)

>>536994174
I'll never understand what bongs see in soccer beyond brown people kicking a ball

does posting a koko with 3/4 irl friends also count as a discord room?

>>536994285
>arseanal
>we
but I'm straight and not black?

>>536994728
You wouldn't try to groom poor and innocent /mjg/ers, right?

So the horse team is definitely happening right?

>>536993580
https://machine-child.com/
This is releasing soon

>>536995262
wrong thread u little bronybitch

>>536995314
I don't know Japanese...
cynthia-6c.png

>>536995457
Don't think you really need that much for what looks to be a princess maker clone

>>536995314
>the world

>>536989114
ggs

>>536989114
ggs!

>>536995339
But we have a club and all

>>536995938
Sakura big brap!

>>536995262
yes
you have my blessing

>>536995314
>All-ages

https://files.catbox.moe/i4qn1s.mp4
Former saint btw

>>536996854
it was a good intimidation attempt

Will /mjg/ ever reach this level of schizophrenia?

>>536997003
It will easily surpass it

>>536997003
Don't we have a incriminatory document made by one of our local detectives? It's not that far off.

>>536997003
not mahjong newshit

>>536997218
That was shit compiled by someone else in whatever shithole he crawled out of and / or himself

i think i have a picture of baggies korean whore titties saved

>>536997480
Baggies? That attention whore is here too?

how do I stop missing rooms? ping me when you make one

>>536997480
Baggie tits? Where?

>>536996854
ninabros...

@'biki

>>536997003
who's UTV? a namefag?

>>536997753
koko
Majsoul Friends Room 18662(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18662

Umayuru – Episode 23: Shall We Derby?

>>536998612
>'biki room
>not sanma

>>536998609
who are you? a newfag?

>>536998612
Maybe later.

The reason why Catfood and Yostar don't talk about MAKA in depth is because all of the training data comes from Tenhou's Houou room just like every other bot currently.

announce the date for the sanma finals already

>>536995262
what did I miss this time? more league stuff?

>>536998939
it's not like they lack their own training data

HOLY FUCK I CATUSALLY IMSSED IT "?!?

>>536997480
kek based

>>536940058 (OP)
Don't care about your devil's game I just want to say this lady is hot

>>536995262
oooo ooo pick me pick me

Hourly flow music:
https://youtu.be/OAcHcz4kcUk?si=N3KrjJPSfYWEDJ49

>>536993685
hag love

Wrath_ss, Rox_R, or Yu_song?

>>536994981
>not black
that would be PSG

>>536999006
Just the hypothetical talk about a horse themed team akin to Hannah one

>>536995314
I love that artist.

>>536993934
speaking of assfucking
pretty early on but I really wanted to see how far the seal setup would get me and the game just decided nah

>>537000360
Tell me about Princess Maker, do you get to fugg your daugtherfu?

>>537000532
I haven't played it yet________

>>537000532
No
Also play Volcano Princess

>>537001250
>No
*hits pipe*

But seriously. Machine Child has been in developing for years. Hopefully it will turns out as good as I imagine.

>game where you progress by raising a child
wake me when you make her younger instead

>>537000360
For me, it's Little Witch Romanesque.

For me it's machine hag

Machine Hag fucking when?

KWAB

>>537001791
Will the player be allowed to traumatize her, remove her limbs and make her bald?

>>537002290
regal buzzin' what

if you're damaten and you skip a winning tile by ron, are you perma furiten?

>>537002660
furiten only for that turn

No

sneedchance

>>537002764
it's that weird
why does that apply to riichi and not damaten

>>537002980
think about it for a second and you'll figure it out

>>537002980
because it defeats the purpose of riichi, if you declare you are in tenpai but then skip ron on someone, rest of the table will think that tile is safe and it will keep passing.Then you can target someone more easily, all the benefits of dama and riichi. Its too op, so if you skip in riichi you are perma furiten and can only tsumo

>>537002402
frog

>>537002290
what is wrong with this?

>>537003520
everything

>>537002290
>noooooooooooo im a le detective nooooooooo you cant just shut me out like this nooooooooo, give me attention or ill cri ;-;

>>537003732
You can delete messages, you know that, right?

janesissies...not a good look...

>>537003803
That's not me, and I did

Should I use my tickets on Reisen or Jane?

>>537003919
>Reisen

>>537003919
aren't you forgetting someone?

>>537002980
You are furiten until you have an opportunity to modify your hand. That is only possible in damaten. Similarly the furiten lasts until your next discard so if your turn keeps getting pon’ed away, you will also remain in furiten

>>537004165
My teams original idea was to name it "we beat up Yuzu" until it was deemed too offensive

I don't get it, what happened?

Bravo eurokeks.

Holy shit, The Boss is holy yappers. I just want to hit that Pei Chi Pon button and tranq mofos

>>537004649
>too offensive
no such thing

>>537004729
it's ausissies hours

can we be honest
not a single board game in the last 50 years would ever dream of allowing damaten as a mechanic because it's inhumanly unfair and frustrating, and games should strive to minimize those features whenever possible.
banning it would be good game design

>>537006127
>damanigger false flag

>>537006218
it has to be false to be a false flag

doko

WWYD

>>537006580
1m push tanyao

>>537006580
>obvious dabuton open dealer tenpai
>mediocre iishanten
>dora doko
mawashi 4s

>>537006580
6m, I'm unsure what I should be seeing here

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one game only

doko

>>537007959
faggot

>>537008003
buy cynthia just made aroom?

>>537008092
never trust cynthiashitters, they only watch youtube slop

>>537007959
fuck off with your fake room hundle

Threadly reminder that Sanma TO is a nigger that can't schedule a finals.

We had a sanma tourney?