Thread 536943270

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>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

woomy

woomy :D

doomy

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>536928279
Never said she was, never even implied it. I said she's drawn alongside the pool of idols, a little English reading comprehension goes a long way especially considering you're actively choosing to use it over your native language

>>536942121
It really doesn't matter I have seen people with X badges in the same match as someone who lacks a splashtag number. The idea the game matches you with people of your level is a myth always has been always will be.

>>536944262
it only applies for series and x battles
turf/open are whatever players the game can find

Enemy team
>725 hours in Splatoon 3
>415 hours
>3945 hours
>1005 hours
My team
>2335 hours
>125 hours
>10, LITERALLY FUCKING TEN HOURS IN SPLATOON 3
>60 hours lmao
Why the fuck does this shit keep happening to me, for 3 years straight? Why the fuck.
>in b4 hours in game don't matter
Yeah except they fucking do when there's a 100x, 200x, fucking 400x difference
>in b4 l-3
>in b4 turf
Just grinding licences for no reason really.

>>536944650
You can get paired against friend groups in VC in turf. That's why people say it doesn't matter.

>>536944650
turf matches you against whoever the fuck it wants to, there is no system

The gathering of the yebs (And a weyy).

Give me a drawing idea involving an impulsive drunken Marie or Shiver

>>536944650
>grinding in turf war
LMAO

>>536944650
just play series

>>536946008
Marie with alcohol poisoning

salmon?

>>536946008
shiver using her fan to push back some article of clothing as a tease

>>536946008
Shiver drunk driving Master Mega

>>536946008
shiver leaning onto frye's shoulder

>>536946008
Shiver trying to drunk drive Frye

By the way I intend to put a lot of detail into this piece so don't be afraid to hold back

>>536946008
Drunk Shiver and Marie killing Callie by vehicular manslaughter

>>536945040
>>536945131
It's the same in every mode. Sometimes it's more even, but I have never been in a team that had 2.5x combined hours in game more than the enemy team. Only the other way round.
>>536946025
>>536946120
I'm not taking unfamiliar weapons into ranked, if only out of courtesy to my teammates.

>>536944650
>>536948226
hours are not indicative of skill

>>536946008
Drunk Marie raping Shiver like in the fanfic

>>536947909
Alright then....
Shiver in a blue micro bikini trying to drunk drive Frye by sitting on her shoulders attempting to use her ears as handle bars in the streets of Splatsville while all the woom/veems look on in confusion while taking pictures and video with their shellphones. All the while Big Man is hiding behind the giant amiibo box in embarrassment

>>536948360
You know this is bullshit when the difference is multiple orders of magnitude.

>>536946252
Would like to but way to tired to play beyond I'll just die a lot in many a dumb ways.

>>536949073
put frye and big man in micro bikinis too

>>536949073
put the wooms and veems in micro bikins as well

>>536949073
this is the one

>>536949073
Not the exact direction I was hoping for and likely won't be doing this one but putting this one on my backburner because I love the chaotic nature of it.

>>536949512
yeah its ok
to be honest im very tired too shouldnt really be playing
im just playing with randoms and farming bosses and somehow still carrying

>>536949882
>>536949073
This is how I imagine Frye's expression

>>536950558
either that or she's fully into it taking it as an opportunity to ram into stuff

Describe how the main works and build 3 different purpose kits for it

>>536950558
Yeah that looks right I can see that

>>536950980
Well if Frye is also drunk.....

>>536946252
I know I'm very late, but still fishing? I can go for a king or two.

>>536952989
sure, opening
cant promise i will be at my 100% so sorry in advance

>>536953468
>>536946252
knock?

>>536954925
opening

>>536949882
ok do a marie suggestion now then do deep cut at a later date

>>536954983
oh my god sorry i thought u guys were probably on wave 2

>>536955232
Already decided on one, sorry. Though I think I nailed Shiver's smugness in this piece lol

>>536955680
Too much chest.

>>536955680
perfect amount of chest

>>536955680
she looks too composed for someone who's supposed to be drunk off their tits

>>536956686
Add some blush and call it a day

>>536952227
Maybe like an inverted squeezer, the longer you hold the trigger the more accurate and longer the range gets. tap firing fires a short rang blob that explodes and covers a decent area right in front of you. Blob damage is really bad though.

kits are poke
burst bomb, and Tri-zooka,
area denial
mine, bubbler,
and I don't know what the devs were thinking
angle shooter + splatter-color screen.

>>536957254
Commissioner asked for exactly that so they could get a better idea

>>536955680
>>536956686
>>536957254
Just squiggle the smile, that's really it

>>536957438
looks good

Callie is a poor role model for women because she promotes escapism and avoiding responsibilities. This isn't even about her stupidity or provocative clothing from S2 anymore. This is anti-feminist propaganda.

>>536958249
She learnt from her mistakes and grew as a person. If there's anything to take away from her story, it's that.

>>536958249
>promotes escapism and avoiding responsibilities.
Sounds like Callie is the perfect role model.

>>536958249
Sounds like humans in general
>Who knew Callie did pay attention in ancient history class.

>>536943270 (OP)
Post the lewdest in-game screenshot you have. I have big plans for the cephs.

>>536958249
you are wrong, she is literally perfect

lol

>>536959630
I don't take creepshots.

>the time? why the time to insult callie in some way to provoke calliefags into attacking mariefags again!
Is this loop eternal or is there a way to break free from it? I'm tired of seeing the same subtle post being made every single day about how Callie is inferior to Marie for whatever reason. They're both great in their own ways, there's no point arguing about it

>>536960227
ignore any and all shitposters

>>536960227
Get out of the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat

GGGGGGGGGGs mute woomy and friendly yebby, once again we saved the world. Thanks for the scales!
Take care, until next time.

geegees fish, very nice double king

>>536959630
Shan't

ggggggsssssssss B and C
thanks a lot for fishing
im definitely too tired right now, terrible night

>"oh maybe being tired is good, im playing slowly but thinking more about what to do"
>git wiped out 3 times in a row

>>536960025
>Rainy

>>536960885
Still waiting for one of me.

>>536960885
posted it again award

Replace the lyrics in "rape me" with rainy and it probably still has the same meaning

my balls ache

aaaaand pedo anon is back

>>536960492
You shouldn't be in the kitchen if you're only reason for being in there is to take a shit on the floor

>>536960885
rainy is a fag but this reeks of the boomer ass "violent video games create killers" nonsense

>>536961452
>they bought

>>536964194
the drawing says hed never do it tho

*plunk*

>>536964194
If you were to seek out violent video games for the sole purpose of getting to roleplay as a person that goes around killing people, then there would be reason for concern.
If you were to seek out loli porn for the sole purpose of them having a child-like body, then likewise there should be concern.
Violent video games being violent are a side effect of having a good story and fun gameplay. There is no side effect of loli porn. The argument that it is "just a drawing" has never held water and yet pedos still repeat it.

>>536965653
Fiction is fiction, end of story. Why don't you go shake your fist at CoD or every horror movie?

>>536965653
so much words just to say nothing

If you play cooking games that means you're fat in real life.

>>536965805
Amazing how you literally prove the exact point I'm making verbatum

>>536964471
which is meant to be interpreted as ironic and/or dishonest
retard
>>536965653
>The argument that it is "just a drawing" has never held water
lol
lmao even

>>536965849
>>536966741
nice non-argument

>>536967345
>>536967221
>>536965849

>>536967221
>which is meant to be interpreted as ironic and/or dishonest
>retard
its just a drawing tho

>>536966495
never trust a skinny chef

>>536967596
I wouldn't trust an obese chef because they probably took bites out of my food when they were cooking it.

>>536959630
HQ: https://litter.catbox.moe/p5bzlg.png

>>536969238
all of these players are in their 30s, obese and/or horrendously scrawny

who salmn

>>536966495
Dum muffin can't eat all those fries on her own. She should get help/backup.

>>536972697
I can if you're still here
internet died

>>536973838
openin

>>536974145
re up

my switch froze, then lost connection lol

>>536978151
$450 btw

>>536978254
Mines the splat 2 edition

>>536978151
oh oops
ggs?

GG's Then?

GGs mik
bit of a trek!!

>>536979260
GG's Boy! At rotation too!

harmony promotional sour gummy worms (now including neurotoxin)

his ink gun fires in spurts
if he shoots 'ya, it's gonna hurt

>>536955680
make her chest smaller

>>536966741
Why are troons incapable of separating fiction and reality? Better yet why do they always complain about anime and games instead of shit like Saw or those dumb american teen dramas that have teen pregnancies every season? Those have real humans and don't catch nearly the same amount of shit

Woomy rolling a critical fail during Dungeons and Dragonfish.

>>536992225
splatoon needs random crits

>>536996680
Splatoon needs item boxes and ultra signals in every mode, even SR

it's a woomy kinda day today

I miss woomy

use painbrush, you'll never miss

>>536985385
wait a second

>>537003304
giwtwm

>>537003918
>self insert /ss/
You will never be a little boy again, you're a gross ass hairy chubby man women would never call cute. They will never say "awww" they will say "ewww". You're gross and yucky

Why is anon so mean

>>537005387
he speaks truth

Tsundere woomy on ugly bastard fat piggu yebby, stepping barefooted on his head calling him names.
Catching woomy's spit in my mouth

Mistress Callie please punish me

>>537005989
You really should take meds if you’re at the point of worshipping pixels. Sad!

I will worship every pixel of Callie's lustrous legs

reasonably pudgy woomys

>>537012430
Reasonably pudgy veemos

>>536987732
If that was your actual argument then you're either a stubborn little bitch or the most illiterate anon on the board. This anon >>536965653 explained that comparison yet you still try and make it your point

>>536969238
PB 2025 8 23.png doko?

>>537017724
You and that anon are fucking retards if that's your argument. Maybe people can enjoy any fictional thing for any possible reason that has nothing to do with them as a person, insane theory I know. Again you would never use this argument for graphic horror movies because you know it's bullshit that holds no weight. Fuck off back to twitter

For what purpose did they add this option?

>>537019638
If I were to ask someone why they like horror movies, they would say because they are exciting and like to be scared, not because they roleplay as the killer. Tell me anon, why do you like loli porn, especially the kind that mimic actual child proportions?

>>537020850
My nigga why do people play mortal kombat, or CoD, or literally anything where you kill people? Does everyone secretly wanna be a murderer? Stop being purposely retarded to justify you not liking cartoons

>>537020573
>there is a ZZZ fag among us
scary

>>537020573
reveal yourself

>>537021461
Your only argument is to just to repeat your already disproven point and hope everyone else forgot. >>536965653 Such a sad and pathetic existence. What does your mother think of you, I wonder? Does she know you fantasize about raping children?

>>537018171
last thread, thumbnail not show because too many y*bw*yys

>still cannot separate fictional and reality
Seek help, if you immediately make assumptions on people based on the fictional content they consume you are a retard and probably blame video games for real violence. Stop replying to me and go call the cops on someone playing games, they're simulating REAL crimes after all

>>537022317
You again are repeating your already disproven point. If anything I would get your memory loss checked out, as that could be the sign of brain damage, possibly when you were dropped on your head as a child.

woomy

>>537022050
oh, thank you.

veemo

I personally dislike loli art, brings up some bad memories
but I still wouldn't say that everyone that enjoys it is a predator, is it weird? in my opinion yes but just my opinion, everyone has the right of being weird on their own
to be honest I would be more worried about people that are way too vocal about it, how many times we have seen people crying how "cartoon girl is bad" only for them to be exposed as the actual pedos?
either way I wouldnt let anyone that likes loli to take care of my child
are there people who like loli and are predators? yes, like there are people that commit crimes and play CoD or GTA, but they are the exception

tldr: fantasy is fantasy, you just need to be able to see the difference against reality, and we really should just move on from this topic

anyways, what would be a fun game mode that doesnt involve "bring A to point X"?

>>537023857
Competitive salmon run

>>537023857
tower defense

>>537023857
i think once they get into any game that has somewhat realistic graphics then it starts getting incredibly weird, like those /v/ threads about pragmata

>>537023857
I greatly appreciate your honesty and lack of bias towards the situation. I only wish the same for the other anon. Most based take on it thus far.

>>537023857
I don't necessarily seek out loli but I do like it occasionally for the size difference aspect. t. foid

woomy

>>537025681
i can name out every single foid in here

>>537024049
that is still a version of "A to X" if we count the eggs, but more salmon run is always good, would be nice to go full tryhard and get something else besides a sticker

>>537024369
this sounds fun, dont know how it could be implemented

>>537025293
>fantasy is fantasy
>see the difference against reality
Saying the same thing I said but ok

>>537026595
Power egg count should also count towards victory

>>537024839
right the pragmata girl, she is very cute but yeah I can imagine the threads being a cesspool, then again its /v/ so that is the norm there
I love the Nobeta game but despise the community

>>537025293
thanks anon

>>537025681
way too relatable and a weakness of mine
woomy indeed

>>537018171
I forgot to attach the lq to it.
>>536847293

>>536943270 (OP)
what is the met ain this game? i bought splatoon 2 years ago and played it for less than an hour because it ran like dogshit

>>537027824
just don't play any weapon that has wavebreaker

>>537027824
the Goo Tuber is elite

>>537026093
do it

>>537027824
You need 64 gb of dedotated wam.

>>537027824
just play something with trizooka and press win fight button on every occasion
mini gets the most win buttons per match

What is the best mode and why is it Splat Zones
>>537023857
>is it weird? in my opinion yes but just my opinion, everyone has the right of being weird on their own
This
>to be honest I would be more worried about people that are way too vocal about it
Yeah, any normal person would see art/porn they don't like and say that they don't care for it personally, it's always suspicious when someone goes on a personal crusade about sex cartoons.
>>537025681
>spoiler
Based and same except not a femoid
>>537024839
>>537027219
Yeah I just don't bother going to /v/ anymore lmao

yeah i like loli,
Loligo vulgaris

>>537027824
sip

>>537029610
Sprite is the best

>>537029419
splat zones is ruined the least by tacticooler
without cooler, rm is the best mode (cb would be the best if people weren't somehow still shit at it)

Anon in the thread with asperger doesn't understand what suspension of belief and roleplay are, sad

>>537030731
rainmaker is dogshit even without cooler

>>537030858
no, you are dogshit at rainmaker
stop trying to win, start by ensuring you don't lose

>>536999560
?

>>537030762
I have actual aspergers and I understand those concepts perfectly well, these people are just retarded simple as.

>>537029419
>>537023857
If I'm to be 100% honest.
The main reason I'm so against loli is because I got into it when I was younger but then quickly started rabbitholing into more and more extreme shit involving it, eventually leading to those extremely creepy japanese artists that draw them way too realistic. The real awakening point was when an (ex)friend of mine referred to a girl I was babysitting as a loli.
I'm so against it because I've been in the community and can see what delusions it can cause people to have; frothing at the mouth at every single depiction of a young girl in media, eventually affecting my ability to enjoy things outside of the community. I can't look at kid Pauline without in the back of my mind imagining some creep fetishizing her. Same with that loli poking webm someone posted a few threads ago. I just want cute girls to be cute god damn it, I'm sick of creeps ruining cute things for the rest of us. Imagine if every time you go to pet your cat you imagine that there's a whole community of people out there like Shane Dawson that do unspeakables to cats.

I just want cute woomies to be cute woomies. If you want to goon to them for the love of god keep it to yourself. I hate when pedos just reply to anything that's remotely lewd with UUUOOOHHHH because then any previously lewd things I didn't notice are pointed out. Just shut up and stop forcing your creepy fetish on the rest of us. That's all I want.

woomys are not lolis
woomys have midna proportions (hands and feet notwithstanding)
woomys are imps

I hate coomers ong

UUUOOOHHHH

>>537031172
So your problem is YOU couldn't separate fiction from reality and now you assume nobody can

>>537031172
nobody's forcing anything on you though

>>537031772
They're hebes if we're going by age

Okay, which one of you cunny posters is this?

>>537031928
*your friend

>>537031172
>The real awakening point was when an (ex)friend of mine referred to a girl I was babysitting as a loli.
i've had similar awakenings desu, this site is a shithole but it also made me stay away from people that act like they do in here off-site
in a way, this site saved me from becoming a hateful incel
woomy

>>536998249
plap plap plap

>>537031962
age does not matter, they are not humans, they are squids, they can be 4 or 400
only outward appearance matters

>>537029419
Tableturf

I'd post funny artwork but I actually can't find any of tableturf.

Splatoon has only existed for 10 years, ALL characters are 10 years old you sick fucks

>>537032632
If you want to get technical, the release date is not their birth but the concept is their birth.

>>537032632
Smartest /ink/er take

>>537032632
>yoko littner and kagamine rin are legally legal this year
fuck yeah

Nono wasn't the biggest pedo

>>537031172
I can understand your point a bit, Im not a fan of loli for irl things that happened to me in the past
and yeah, nippon man can do incredible and terrifying things that are better admired from afar or ignored as much as you can, dont look too deep into them
but I will be direct and honest with you, give up; trying to police or moderate how people behave in the internet is impossible, it can be frustrating yes but for your mental sake you need to learn to ignore it, specially in 4chan
not because 4chan is home of the infamous hacker anonymous and everyone here is a pedo, but because people will antagonize you just for the sake of it, even if they dont care about loli, knowing it makes someone angry they will spam lewd art and sobbing emojis just for shit and giggles
its going to be healthier for you to just keep on with your day and if you see something you dont like either ignore it or hide the post, dont give them the power to mess up with you

>>537034072
womp womp

>>537031172
>>537034072
woomy

ta-da!
it's woomy!

>>537035149
Nice KKK hat

>>537035149
jew hats

>>537034072
I guess I'm especially upset since pedo anon was banned I got the first taste of him actually shutting the fuck up, and wanted him to stay that way. But you're right. Thank you for the genuine advice.

>>537034171
>>537034426
i like how you posted exactly how anon said you'd post
like pre-programmed bots looking for patterns to get a gotcha in
woomy

>>537032324
>spoiler
This site made me hateful but its so stupid and exhausting that i went back to being a decent person. It feels like people are venting most of the time. like i dont understand the hatred for trannies and to a lesser extent gays when they arent a problem. it literally doesnt effect you if someone is on hormone therapy or if they put pronouns. the pronoun thing is dumb when they do stuff like her/she instead of she/her like bitch why are you flipping it around you really want me to say her went to the store and her bought cookies for sheself? But i have no sympathy for retards in this thread that constantly complain about plaza posts when you can switch to the japanese plaza or just not look at the posts at all. Theres a menu to warp to wherever you need to go.

Fish for a king?

>>537035831

woomy

molest innocent veemos

>>537035949
>i dont understand the hatred for trannies
it's dishonesty. these people are not true to themselves, how can i trust them if they can't even trust themselves?

>>537035949
i mean they make a case for it being forced on others and in most cases it's just people not wanting to see that kind of stuff but you can make a similar case for quite literally anything including loliposters, however since that's looked down upon in society it's accepted here. then there's the case of culture war just like how AI has been adopted into it

>>537035762
>First taste
You must be new here, he gets banned every other week

>>537035949
no one cares about solutions to their problems, they just want to be mad for the sake of it

>>537035762
no problem anon, just focus on what makes you happy

>>537035831
I typed too much desu
I would have ignore that post if it wasnt mine

kek

>>537037084
this will never be real art

art is just another product

Look at my really good art guys I'm such a great artist, oh ignore the AI watermark

>>537037324
It's real for me

So when 4 inevitably blows up and becomes an e-sport, will you go pro?

>>537037931
nah, unless they ditch the comms
splat should be played in radio silence

>>537031172
tldr; insane internalized pedophilia. Imagine being unable to distinguish reality from fiction and thinking horrible thoughts when it comes to real children. Please do us all a favor and kill yourself. woomy

consider this: flop pits
flopits

>>537036156
GGs freelancers

lunch is ready

>>537037931
Not happening, nobody ever takes Nintendo games as competition seriously, even Smash is looked down upon lol kidding, especially Smash.

doxxing is against the law

>>537038181
>nails

>>537038802
How do you not know what doxxing is?

>>537038556
what did you do to those poor woomy and veemos..

>>537038556
positively appetizing

>>537039154
he's kinda retarded, you get used to it.
these people can vote btw.

I never see nail schizo say anything about this artwork.

>>537039669
the problem is woomies haven't got nails casual

nail schizo...

>>537036156
Hi, hello. I'm an hour late, still looking?

>>537042438
I already killed a king.

>>537042225
floppa

>>537042670
You could always... You know... Kill another...
But alright, next time.

>>537043246
my pener was already smol :(