Thread 537149441

#1944 - Dog Days edition

Halo Info:
>Current Infinite Operation: Shadows (8/5)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/shadows-operation-launch
>Latest Infinite Update (8/5)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/fall-2025-playlists

Halo News:
>Helldivers II x Halo 3: ODST crossover Warbond Announced
https://youtu.be/h2OsqLRWi8c?si=hDzN5Z12HNc1cs2s
>Halo x Fortnite crossover detailed
https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2025/08/02/fortnite-reveals-chapter-6-season-4-name-concept-and-halo-connection/
>The Falcon and Carbine return for Infinite's Fall Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/fall-update-2025-halo-infinite

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>>537149441 (OP)
PUT DOWN THE CHALUPA

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Bleach is the root of all.

Friday Night Halo, Tonight on MCC
https://discord.gg/QmBHwh24
Use "Main Lobby" to join the party.
Host: dankcucumber
Time: 9pm ET

>>537149570
I prefer pozole

There will be a MAJOR Halo Announcement at the HCS World Championship in Seattle, Washington in FIFTY-SIX (56) Days!
What is it? Well, we don't know all the details. One thing's for sure though, it's shaping up to be something BIG.
Strap in. We'll Make it.

I will show you something MAJOR alright.

Hnnnnnnngggggggg

>>537151882
Eacharum will never be relevant again

>>537148308
I wonder how disorienting it is for Cortana and/or other AI's to be transferred from one system to another. Like in the opening of CE when Keys asks "Are you ready?" she takes a few seconds to close her eyes and presumably just "feel" the Autumn one last time. He told her to prep for a hot transfer or something earlier, so maybe she was still working on that, but it seemed to me like she was just savoring a few moments, which for an AI would be a really long time. (Side note: why was she so attached to the Autumn?)

*cough* SAY WHAT?

>>537153839
not funny

>>537153524
She leaves a small clone of herself in the Autumn i think that's what she's doing there. Happens in The Flood book.

>>537153524
originally, she was just supposed to be the ship AI for the autumn. the autumn was her home. so she was just saying goodbye to it. but with subsequent games and books her role got more complicated.

>Halo in Fortnite
>Halo in Helldivers
>Halo in No Mans Sky
SURELY the reveal next month is going be something big right?

>>537155478
Halo on Playstation

have a nice halo day guys

>>537155853
NO

The Endless has arrived

Gekishin Squadra is about to rape Halo so fucking hard.

1. Fortnite
2. Roblox
3. CoD HQ (BO6 & Warzone)
4. Minecraft
5. TC's Rainbow Six Siege
6. Grand Theft Auto V
7. Rocket League
8. NBA 2K25
9. College Football 26
10. Marvel Rivals
11. Forza Horizon 5
12. Madden NFL 26
13. Apex Legends
14. Football Club 25 (Series X/S)
15. Helldivers 2
16. College Football 25
17. Delta Force
18. Red Dead Redemption II
19. MLB The Show 25
20. Madden NFL 25
21. Overwatch 2
22. Dead by Daylight
23. Ready or Not
24. UFC 5
25. Grounded 2 Game Preview
26. Battlefield 2042
27. Gang Beasts
28. Halo: The Master Chief Collection
29. Skate 3 (Xbox 360)
30. Halo Infinite
31. Gears of War Reloaded
32. Star Wars Battlefront II (2017)
33. Destiny 2
34. Fall Guys
35. CoD: Black Ops II (Xbox 360)
36. CoD: Black Ops III
37. Farming Simulator 25
38. Football Club 25 (Xbox One)
39. PUBG
40. DayZ

>>537168907
>multiple overlapping AAAIIIIEEEEEs

>>537168907
>>537169105
>Battlefield still winning
>MCC over Shitfinite despite DA BIGGEST CONTENT DROP EVAAAA
>Fucking Skate 3 for 360 over shitfinite also
>Gears already irrelevant again 3 days after launch
>Deadstiny

>>537168907
Helldivers didn't make as big of a splash as I expected.
Also wow Forza Horizon really has become MS's go-to 1st party game this gen. They're smart to go all in on Horizon 6.

>>537168907
>>537169702
Helldivers should have released sooner on Xbox but it still sold hundreds of thousands of units based on player numbers alone

>>537120294
>fixing H3 Brutes
Buff the Spiker and Mauler. Either a flat damage buff or remodel them, make them two handed weapons and increase their overall performance.
Introduce a Brute precision weapon, an analogue for the Battle Rifle and the Covenant Carbine.
Remove armor break. Individual pieces of armor can still be destroyed but only after removing their shields.
Shield regeneration. Simple as.
Increase melee damage, especially for Brutes armed with weapons with bayonets.
Berserking Brutes should be significantly faster and deadlier. They should also be rarer.

>>537169702
get ready for ToKIYNO anon

>>537169786
It definitely sold well for sure, but it's clear the player retention could have been higher. Looks like a decent number of people have already dropped the game before the first weekend.
Part of it is 2042 has had a decent resurgence with people playing to both get that BF6 fix and to grind up the BF6 fomo unlocks in 2042's new free battlepass.

>>537169820
>Horizon 6 set in Japan
>its just hills and country side and no Tokyo Drift like city racing
GRIM

>>537169702
>>537169820
Motorsport died so Horizon could drive.

>>537170147
there will be some urban areas, but a majority-urban map would be boring

>>537170174
And this is a good thing
All they have to do is just put race track locations as an option for like freeplay or multiplayer

>>537170174
literally this.

>>537170329
yup.
There is no reason they can't implement some authentic courses into the map or even just make them in a seperate mode.

>>537168907
I expect CoD to still beat out BF6 when all is said and done. It will be closer but CoD will win out.

What's the best Forza Horizon?

>>537170686
Theres no way Battlefield can win cause CoD inflates their numbers by keeping their free to play mode combined with the paid mode. Theres a reason why the top 3 games for every system are free.

>>537168907
>>537169105
>infinite losing to fucking 2042

>>537170952
BF6 is doing the same thing with their BR mode so it's even

>>537168907
>Destiny below Halo
WE WON
FUCK BUNGIE SISSIES

>>537171238
BUT INFINITE HAD ITS BIGGEST UPDATE EVER

>>537170970
That has more to do with 2042 getting a huge boost across the board post-6 beta.
The game is still on sale for 3 bucks on all platforms and they just released a new map and free pass that has BF6 unlocks.
They're basixally capitalizing on the hype.
If you want to clown on Shitfinite, clown on it more for being under MCC and Skate 3.

it's ok.
There's a skeleton crew working on the video game.

>>537171559
I'll show you my funny bone if you keep that up.

Put mcc on Playstation.
They basically share everything else anyway.
Also, don't put Infinite on it.

BUT THE FALCON
BUT THE CARBINE
BUT THE NEW BTB MAPS

eheh
Big Team Slayer on Valhalla go brrrrrrrrrrr

Halo

>>537172514
>Big Team Slayer
Awww yeahhh
Let's get it
>on Valhalla
Yikes! Couldn't be me. Give me Sandtrap, Sandbox, Avalanche, Last Resort, Standoff, Rat Race, or Longshore any day over that.

>>537174247
Is Mokou flat?

>>537174382
>Sandbox

Helldivers

Halo

I rented a giant robot, it's the shit. I feel like Halo.

>>537168907
Dead franchise... fraid so

>>537178750
why do they all have bell bottoms

>>537179217
Halo X in Halo Y... Home...

erm...

The best character in the franchise.

Nintendo did it right restarting the franchise every title

>>537183127
wat

>>537182383
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>537183127
Reminder that Marty demanded he be killed off because he's black

>>537185453
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>537182383
ELEPHAAAAAAAANT

lolis are NOT halo

Arby and the Chief season 8 is so fucking boring and why is the first episode 1+ hour long?

on my way to halofest

so freaking excited...

>>537190349
Don't look up how old Cortana is

how tonights halo fest is finna end

I don't want to play MCC...can we play Infinite instead? I'm scared of running into sSicks again.

>>537196521
Dis my first time joining an /hg/ game, who is him?

>>537197175
You'll meet him in due time. He is inevitable.

>>537197175
A warrior...

>>537197436
>THE UNTOUCHABLE
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i havent played with the regs in 3 years

s-sSicks sama.....

>>537197436
>reach
people who are actually good at reach mp disgust me
imagine putting time into that garbage when you could be playing literally any other mp, yes even 4

>>537197428
>>537197436
>>537197551
oh
how do we defeat him

>>537198056
You don't. You lube your anus and pray.

there are rumors that they're planning something big tonight... possibly the end of /hg/ as we know it

We're not making it to #2000.

"We" ?

The We

I AM THE WE

>>537200525
>>537200635

A reaver...

>>537169820
are they going to announce the new forza Horizon at the next event?

>>537200635
Send him this through xbox live

Halo will be played tonight.

>>537202384
Shut the fuck up

>>537203032
Nobody cares

I care.
Checkmate, nihilists.

>>537203532
the mr angery has arrived

Our sister series is on sale, right now.

sonic the halo general...

The final 12 minutes until everything changes…

Fun time with shadehaloxz in 10 minutes.

/hg/… was never quite the same… after shades halo night

Seals will be clubbed.
The seals are us, by the way.

GET IN THE LOBBY, YOU FAGS.

Something irregular is about to happen…

The mutes...

>>537207913
there's already 8 people in tho

>>537208457
JJAB failed us...

>>537201521
>are they going to announce the new forza Horizon at the next event?
Game Awards

The Regulars have assembled, the world is already shaking under their power

>Shade hosts
>instantly a success
this should be the standard

play infinite

what's the score?

the rapenning

the WHAT

The Raped

First W for the IDF

This is a sausage fest. Where are the girls?

hows the rape going?

never played halo before, is infinite still alive?
any slower/chill pvp game modes that is at least 12x12?
I'm casual with excellent aim but I'm low iq

>>537210912
big team battle is 12 v 12

>>537210780
2-0 in favor of us.

>>537210658
Red is at a funeral or something

sSicks has spared us.

Follow them from a distance…

>>537210912
Halo is anything but slow even by today's standards.

>>537211485
I mean like no crazy movement and map control requirements like quake champions or cannon fodder gameplay like battlefield, like you kill a dude and a second later he's behing you (he's fast)

why did red leave

Undefeated, unraped.

>>537212007
After witnessing the horrifying glory of his creation, The Regulars, he ended his life…

Our cherry was popped.

>>537213984
>raped by a [UNSC]

Sexually assaulted.

The Regulars are getting arrogant… send in sSicks

Sexually assaulting.

Consent accidentated.

>>537216916
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Raped (plural).

>win every game
>quit and let dank take my place
>lose every game

Forced.

>>537218772
it was 2 games

>>537218885
three

Firefight. Set start. Tough luck, on.
[Spoiler]Catch is a terrible skill that I hate very much

The Trans just won bigly on halo 2

Gaping.

>>537219365
based can we play some ff later

>>537219685
WitherAway withered away...

>>537219685
I mean thanks for selfishly ruining the fun for the entire enemy team in a fucking big team battle match

>>537219748
Sure, but not today. I will post about it tomorrow I suppose

is dank being le moody

He's not even playing

>>537219789
Sorry im too good

I've run out rapey words.

>>537220629
Someone needs to stop these regulars…

Despoiled.

green cutie

>>537219934
ogey thats fine by me

Baza ruined Christmas.

You're a mean one, Jingle Baza

A lot of halo has been played tonight, can you say the same battlefags?

Molesting.

the first two missions of halo 3 are so unbelievably bad idk how they approved that boring slop

They're fine.

they literally make me not want to replay halo 3. same with the retarded slow down shit when the gravemind or cortana speaks so fucking mind bogglingly retarded.

>>537223479
There are mods for that, but yeah. that shit was unacceptable. Thank Marty for those, btw.

>>537223479
>>537223337
Trans af

master obese says fuck transphobes

success tonight?

Halo.

>>537224764
that looked nonconsenual for both of you

>>537224764
man i miss the hg boys sm :(

pfft, lol:
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ApuV4ZBmGEs

>>537225925
... why do you miss them just join the discord retard

>>537225984
infinite's grunt voices are dreadful

rlly fun first lobby, thanks 4 hosting shade, I think I'll keep playing with u guys :)

>>537226962
:3

>literally the most fun party in years
you fuckers better do this Latest bi-monthly

shade is the /hg/ chosen one

lol the no bros... what went wrong?

lol the no fled to Battlefield...

new glownigger just dropped

>>537229975
No one tell him...

>>537230202
He don't miss.

>open battlefield general
>people posting other games

>>537230392
Sound is working again. Thank God.

>>537230392
many such cases

It's not Halo though.

>>537230881
>closes the door
kino

>>537230943
sorry

>>537230943
i have to get through my backlog before posting halo

Fuck off, Baza.

>>537230392
>>537230881
>>537231708
>>537231867
>>537232026

all me btw

Thunderbolt squad lost this cap months ago

>>537149441 (OP)
Reach a shit

so where are the halo webms, baza

>>537234347
I'm burned out. Maybe next month after I get through the cold waters clips.

Halo

>>537238568
The AR sucks they shouldn't have bothered.

>>537240209
>thinking they or anyone cares about gameplay
This game has been nothing but a cash cow from the very beginning.

>>537238568
>h2 odst
Based
>reachshit
Into the trash.

>>537241736
the tranny that made the good halo mods is too depressed to update them rn

okay

I didn't ask but thanks for your input

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhAjqJxk6go
>September 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9G5uoyJl1A
>June 2007

...Marty?

>>537241736
it's okay they're xbox players they don't know the harm they're causing

is dokibird gonna play Halo 2?

silksong is gonna rape halo so absurdly

Choose one:
Halo 3 ODST
Halo 3 OST
Halo 3 OD
Halo 3 OS

Which Youtuber or Twitch Streamer do you want to try Halo or think their playthrough would be interesting/funny/entertaining?
Saba would be cute/funny at first but would quickly become frustrating to watch. I'd have to mute Filian after about 15-20 minutes but her reactions would be very funny. Dooby would be really good at the game but I'd probably get bored after a bit. Neuro would be hilariously fascinating, especially if her parents, Vedal and Annie, are there too playing co-op with her, and maybe another guest, just to round it out to 4 players.

>>537274981
it peaked with dokibird

yeeze should get into vtubing. he could be a gote

>>537277335
No males.

>>537278273
my oshi is a male vtuber

>>537278565
male vtubers were a mistake, but to each their own

xobx

I AM A SPARTAN

HALO

>>537282601
hagrid

When discussing whether or not something is 'Halo', or even when arguing that a particular Halo is more Halo or less Halo than another Halo, just remember to keep this essential point in mind.

>>537284778
>Battlefield doesn't have the Warthog
Eurospammer BTFO.

There will be a MAJOR Halo Announcement at the HCS World Championship in Seattle, Washington in FIFTY-FIVE (55) Days!
What is it? Well, we don't know all the details. One thing's for sure though, it's shaping up to be something BIG.
Strap in. We'll Make it.

>>537285080
>Battlefield doesn't have the Warthog
Yes it does. It's an older generation model, the forerunner to the modern UNSC Warthog, but it's there.

Halo Studios, don't you DARE make Halo 3 Anniversary.
I like the comfy file installation size, thank you. No need to muck with it by forcing us to download all those extra unnecessary 4K assets. I'm not convinced after CEA and H2A. The extra file sizes are not worth it and I don't even play on anniversary graphics but I have to download them anyway when I play the classic versions of those games. Do not ruin Halo 3 like you did with those games.

I'd be fine with Halo 3 Anniversary if they give us more BTB maps.

>>537286635
the machineguns on these things are too underpowered

>>537288436
Yeah, but they're pretty nice for defending points from infantry. No one uses them so even though you park it near a flag, they think its empty or don't expect it and will sometimes run past you. Then you can take them out and move the vehicle to a slightly different location and get the drop on one or two more guys before they catch onto you.

>>537293289
now grenade jump with it

>>537289108
you're always better off just using your rifle

hornet from hollow knight vs cortana. who are you taking out on a date?

Sarah Connor

Estelle Bright

>>537294095
well i can only rape and impregnate the bug, cortana's a hologram your dick goes right thrugh

not an option.

All of the above. Nonconsensually.

>>537294950
you cant impregnate bugs

>>537295183
not with that attitude

>>537294434
Her? Inseminated.
Your post? Terminated.

cock in my ass

Halo's coming back.

>>537298006
what's that?

what the fuck is a "nive" day you braindead moron

Don't be mean.

>>537298829
omg i just hit the wrong key mr angry

that's not my name.

Yes, we know who you are. Stop being a little bitch.

>>537234797
>>537238568
So, this is playing Halo

How far are (You) in the new pass?

>the unfunny brit comes back
>the off-topic nonsense picks up

Quick question does wort.gg track modded campaign stats?

>>537300806
Based brit

>>537286090
Judgment day is inevitable.

>>537300806
You should be thankful.

Fuck Halo desu

Nah.

>>537300806
At least he's posting

where would you fuck halo?

Stop samefagging, Baza. It's embarrassing.

>>537301387
the classic hater

where would you fuck baza?

>>537301581
there are at least 4 posters right now

FOUR minutes

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me hard.

post Halo.

>>537300806
Not sure who is, but true
Sometimes someone post some shit after a dry spell and the thread wakes up for a bit.... then dies again

Who is the most fuckable regular?
HARD MODE: no yeeze

>>537304973
Red is married.

>>537304973
I’m not a regular so I don’t know much about Yeeze, but I saw a screencap once where that lady said she’d never post in this general again, like over a year ago

>>537305663
Does anyone know this lady?

I shall cumtribute the lady.

she has a cock

The vehicle health system in Reach is so silly.
Someone can do all the hard work just to have someone else (usually me) take all the credit.

yeezeid cum tribute...

>>537316193
Please....

>>537226114
jobber's dead and the boys rarely get together

>>537317594
ummm we got together yesterday???

>>537317621
the circa 2019 boys

>>537317858
that webm was ftom yesterday

/v/ is making fun of us again...

>>537319425
Of /hg/ or Halo?

>>537319425
i wish they'd make love to us instead

>>537317858
dank, pacha, jjab, bias, kabu, y0g, wizwog, and yeeze are in redcord tho

pozole

AIEEEE
AIIIEEEEEEEEE
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>537320869
yeeze left actually

>>537324513
>Yeeze left again
Goddamit. Stop sexualising him.

It takes effort to scroll past all the shitposting, but then anon complains when a gameplay mechanic discussion is longer than 2 sentences in a post you can skip over it with just your eye movement.

Yeah, some of the discussions are recycled, but so is all the ERP and discord spam which is endless and anons don't even bother to do a tl;dr version, they just spam several pages-worth of nothing on repeat, every thread.

What is even the point of leaving the discord? Just ignore it or don't talk.

>>537328809
Lol does it make you feel bad to see people leave?

>>537328809
it's about sending a message.

So don't complain about Halo posts being too long if you're not going to shorten/abbreviate your own spam.

how about I complain about whatever I want

>>537328809
it's because of so many gay people

>>537329229
As long as the topic is about Halo. (Complaining about the length of posts, or about someone from your discord is not Halo)

Example: You can complain about the point anon made about a Halo mechanic, not being convincing enough to change your mind about it. And explaining why you feel that way would be helpful. This is Halo.

>>537329526
>And explaining why you feel that way would be helpful.
You don't even have to explain why you feel that way, actually, just explain why his argument isn't convincing. Or provide a stronger argument against his.

That is weird how Bleach isn't allowed on /a/ though, just remembered that. That's kind of hilarious. That's like how RWBY isn't allowed on /a/ or /co/ either. Wonder why. That would be like Halo not being allowed on /vg/ or /v/, so we'd just discuss Halo on /fng/ (Fortnite General) instead. Luckily that's not the case so we don't have to think about that.

>>537330254
>Bleach isn't allowed on /a/
why even make that up? what's the point?

>come back after 3 months
>it’s still just gay off topic name gay discussion
I don’t understand what type of mental illness keeps you all posting here.

>>537330732
autism

>>537302754
>... then dies again
It’s because there’s no fuel and that depends on Halo Studios
I honestly don’t know why this general is still alive and not dead like the Forza general

>>537330828
because halo has stronger legs than forza
all you do in forza is drive on a track

>>537330990
like and fav

>>537330509
That's what anon said. Was I lied to? Other anons even agreed. Or are you the one lying? I don't go to /a/ very often, so I don't know. I don't watch or read Bleach anyway. More of a One Piece guy, and not even into it enough to visit/discuss it on /a/.

>>537330828
/hfg/ Halo and Forza General

>>537332386
when

>>537332437
Always has been. (The 'f' in /hfg/ has active camo)

>>537221472
Im free for firefight now. I have never in my life played halo firefight multiplayer so I have no idea how to get it to work desu, or if we will even be able to play together as I am on the good ol xbox

the forza boys never got mad at my dumb posts and were distant but kind :(

>>537330732
Because there hasn't been a war yet

>>537320869
jobber and andrew were my fav lads

>>537280357
I also follow that X account

>>537333709
why?

>>537334117
they were actually good lol

>>537334718
yes but what did you like about them?

>>537333115
fuark, Im not home rn, but i'll be back in around an hour or so, u can start now if thats 2 late for u

>>537324513
bias needs to stop bullying him. we all know he's not actually gay.

Tick tock

>>537335473
i’m waiting desu

>>537304973
>>537305663
>>537316193
it reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxTyxDiOXp4
hope she’s a hot girl

Halo.

>>537347878
The Flamethrower Hog is so goddamn shit.

.

This thread better survive the night or I will be sad.
Don't make me sad.

Letting it die just for you.

DO NOT MAKE ME SAD.
please

>>537330828
The acceptable level of shitposting that this place has generated is kino to me. When halo has another happening, bitches will complain about the same dumb shit with midwit tourists coming in to act like they're all edumacated about bumgie and gaylo studios meta bullshit while shitposters become even stronger as the catalogue of irony and memes becomes deeper and danker. /hg/ is the most whimsical and creative general on the site and that scares certain people. People who demand to be taken seriously. People who demand conformity.

why did he stop posting it?

>>537170970
Like since the memes began to come out

>>537168907
>meanwhile mint sissy keeps telling in his videos that shitfiinite is so popular on xbox and the population numbers for steam are the wrong stadistics
Kek. MCC chads won.

>>537168907
>gaylo 5 no where to see
Huh? I was told that it is the best Halo MP experience ever? HAHAHAHAHA!

>>537273040
Halo 3 OSDM

Shut up.

>>537356234
>The acceptable level of shitposting
This needs to be defined more clearly. What we end up actually getting is just a bunch of anons flirting with each other talking about their day as if they were in VR chat, or barely disguising their scat fetishes behind an Escharum png (And discrediting the real Escharum posters). Spamming Bleach characters isn't being creative or whimsical, it's just being offtopic. Apparently Bleach is allowed on /a/, so now we know anons have been lying to try to get away with shitposting offtopic stuff that has nothing to do with Halo.

>>537380360
The US Navy lost this war months ago. Your carrier strike groups are broken. Scattered. Hunted! DEFEATED. By my hypersonic missiles and AI-driven battlenets. I wish I could tell you it was difficult... but it wasn’t.

We are one step ahead, ALWAYS! Taiwan Province is already under our control. Soon, the island of Guam as well. The PLA Navy fights to honor the WILL of OUR PEOPLE!

But... without challenge... I grow weary... lost... alone...

But... here you now sail.

This is my last fight, a true test of legends! Our story will outlive us both!

SET A FIRE IN YOUR HEART, ADMIRAL! BARE YOUR AShMs! FIGHT ON! Sink well.

>>537382719
>>537356234
(Part 2) You still have to follow the basic rules of the site, and there will always be some level of conformity no matter what. Everyone types their posts in English, everyone is limited by the size of image/video attachments, you can't spam Middle-Eastern conflict propaganda or calls for political violence without getting reported and having those posts deleted. There are basic rules that everyone must follow. 4chan is not an anarchy website, it still has its own rules and it must follow United States laws. You can be as creative or as whimsical or as silly as you want, but you still need to attempt to make it Halo-related if you want to post it here. The rules aren't enforced 24/7, but that doesn't mean there are no rules.

>>537382719
>bad faith
next time just ask what I'm talking about rather than assuming i'm talking about things you specifically dislike
besides, you can't cherry pick the shitposting
if you want any of it to exist, you have to accept all of it
when shitfinite came out, the general was flooded with tourists who mass reported any post not bitching about the ttk and load times
ALL the shitposting got smashed by the tranny jannies
just use the filters
>>537382945
didn't read, life's too short

>>537382812
>The US Navy lost ̸this ̵w̴a̷r̸ ̸m̴o̸n̶t̵h̷s̷ ̴a̴g̷o̵.̴Y̸̤͑o̸͐͜ȕ̶͕r̷̞͝ ̸͚͝c̴̥͐a̷̐r̶͎͝r̸͍͑ḯ̵̯e̵̗̒r̵͇̓ ̷̠̓s̶͍̿ť̶͜r̴͚͂i̸̢̍k̸̛̗e̵̯̎ ̶͈͊g̸̟̚r̵̯̒ó̴̧ŭ̴̢p̸̺͋s̷͔̚ ̴̃ä̴̧ȑ̴̗ė̴̙ ̶̨̀b̷̮͆r̴̟̃o̷̊͜k̵͖͊é̴̱ṇ̷͗.̵̞͆ ̶̌͜S̶̛̗͝c̷̪̎à̴̝̣t̴͎̼̓ț̴͊ẽ̴̡̗ṛ̸͗̇ẹ̸̈́̈́d̶̩̟̔̐.̸̣͊͠ ̷̹͗H̸̘͕̆u̴̥͊ñ̷̩͋ẗ̷͕́̈́e̴̝͘ď̸̩͉̊!̸̱̃ ̶̩̐D̸̘̱E̵̎͋ͅF̴͇͐Ȅ̸̮͘A̴̠̎̊T̷̜́̓Ë̸̢́͛Ď̵̠̃.̷̻͇̀͐ ̷̰͊́B̴̡̻̀͠y̸̘͂͐̈́ ̷̝̜̐̈́̔m̴̺̥͉̓ý̷̧̭̱͠ ̴̬̏͘ḧ̸͓̱́̐̌ỳ̶̖͋p̶̢͇͖͋͒e̷̬͇͒r̸̠̓̕s̴̬̫̮̉̾o̸̻̐n̴̥̼̩̈́̐͠i̷͉͎͒c̴̩͝͝ ̷̛̫̍m̴̹̦̿͒ḯ̶̝̬͑͝s̴̖͆͐͝s̷̨͕̉̈́͛i̴̜̳͐̑̍l̸͈͉̝͋e̶̠̥͐̃̈́ŝ̶̜̹̂͌ ̴͉͉͈̊͝â̴̙̭n̶͙̘͛͝d̵͎͊̂̽ ̴̟͋Ȃ̶̢̠̘I̸̦͌-̶͎̹̐d̷̺̈͐̔r̷̢͔̼͛̈́į̴̝̗͆̕v̷̮̉͗̃e̶̜̬̪͝n̴̪̱̍͆ ̵̛̍͜͠b̴̧̮̻̊̒̌a̷̡̜̰͋t̶̤͗ť̵̗̦̀͜l̷̩͔̇e̷̗̓͛̚n̴͇̓ȩ̷͇͋͋͒ṯ̵̟̈͘s̴͍͇͔̀̓.̶͚̙̉̐̚ ̴͇̟̈́̀̔İ̴͙ ̷̙̦͖̝͂̎̑w̶̺̑ḭ̴̡͍͚̂͑͐s̷̰̰̺͇̕ȟ̵̞̂̎̕ ̸̧̫͕̪̆̓Í̶͕̟̖͕͋̏ ̵̍̀̍͑͜c̶̫͋o̷̺̠͐ū̵͚̫͈̗l̵̙͠d̵̝̪̓̈ ̵̯͌͐̈́̈t̴͈̪͉̿͜ë̶̙̭́͋͋l̸͉͖͒l̸̟̺̋͝ ̴̡́ỹ̷̝̖o̵̝̜͚͉̿̃͝͠ú̷͉̩̘̜͒̐ ̵͓͑́͜i̷̢̝̜̇̆̀t̴͔͚́̇ ̷̢̥̦͍͛̇̉ẃ̴̞̹͚̦̋͋́ặ̷̠ș̵͓̉͌̈́͠ ̵̞̤͙̀͜d̸͚̻͆̚i̵̛̤f̵̞̠̈́͒̿͗ͅf̷͇͆̀͝i̸̝̻͖̓ç̸̞̪̏u̸͍͋̍l̶̛̟̀̾͌t̴̯̫͔́̏͒͘.̸̧̺̀̃̎̚.̶͍̹̋̆͋͆͜.̴̻̯̫̋ ̸͍͇͔̦͋̍b̴͙͋͠ù̶͖̈́̂͝t̸͉̜͖̃ ̵̭̣̏̏͠i̵̘̖͓͛t̶͍̓͌ ̷̣̱͑w̶̺̃̌ä̸̛̪́̈́͠s̸̳͖̆̇͜ͅn̶͎͍̹̿̌̈͝’̴͖͊̆͘͠t̴̟̟̫͕͂́̈́̊.̷̯̩͈̎̋̇
Didn't read

>>537149441 (OP)
Reach a shit

>>537383587
true, true

>>537382945
are you fucking german? you wait for the green man before crossing the road?

Sigh

I'm going shopping. I'm going to ride in the pedestrian lane and pull wheelies when passing pensioners. Poster above shall SEETHE.

poster above's getting nicked!

>>537383136
I gave specific examples. If you don't agree with the examples I gave, then be more specific at the start. Those are genuine arguments I made based on the information you provided in the previous post that I attempted to address and narrow down because of how vague you were. You had plenty of space to be more specific, you don't have to wait for me to ask you to explain yourself. And since that's all you posted, naturally I'm going to assume that's what you want us to discuss. I picked those specific examples because that's what I've experienced and that's what I can talk about. Yes, I agree if you want to take away all the shitposting then you should take it all away. But while that does make sense, I'd rather we police ourselves up with some common sense instead of having the law do it for us. The shitposting lately has gotten out of hand.

>When halo has another happening, bitches will complain about the same dumb shit with midwit tourists coming in to act like they're all edumacated about bumgie and gaylo studios meta bullshit while shitposters become even stronger as the catalogue of irony and memes becomes deeper and danker
This is too vague, but if that's all you're going to post, then don't blame me for attempting to decipher it. You had plenty room to go more in-depth if you wanted to, you don't have to wait for me to ask you for more details. That's what you posted, and normally you that's what you would address. You could have have just responded with the actual examples and then I would have realized I was wrong in my approach. What did you want me to respond with, something like "what do you mean?" Why would you need to wait for this, you could have done this on your own without me asking. Why would you post something without all the information you intended, that's what's confusing.

>>537383790
>you wait for the green man before crossing the road?
Y-Yes. Even if no one is around...

>>537384817
didn't read

Post too long, I yawn.
Eyes skip, don’t read a word.
Make it short, please.

but genuinely i'm not reading that shit
you've already proven to be a rude guy
a healthy back and forth isn't narcissistic walls of text
ask grok to shorten it for you or something

Read this.

>>537385787
my filter bot blurred the middle

How bout this

Why would you even have a filter bot? At this point leave the site, holy fuck.

Why are her toes not visible :(

Last one, some nice new Tanas. We'll probably get more fanart of her once the reboot happens. Not to mention a bunch of AI-generated Tanas, which seems appropriate since she is an AI herself.

>>537386026
are you retarded?

Baseline 3 Ticonderoga's jammer is causing a stir amongst the high council
It is capable of terminating posts without firing a single left mouse click

the announcement is gonna be the mega bloks halo game

>>537390096
it'll be a celebration of all the halo crossovers with no new announcements

its gonna be a halo story in minecraft

it's gonna be halo ce remake in cry engine

Halo Wars 3: The Return of Atriox

>>537392384
Fucking retarded that halo wars blew up the shield world
then 343 blew it up as well

halo wars had such a shit story
not at all what is expected of a halo game

>>537313645
Isnt that how it works in all the games?

Besides, I kinda like contributing

>>537382719
>>537382945
>>537384817
holy shit you're a faggot
can't you just talk normally?

>>537397439
Only in Reach can you steal a Wraith kill with an AR. I've stolen kills from Scorpion and Spartan Laser users with a mere pea shooter.

Stop enabling his faggotry.

>>537382719
>>537382945
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

st0ck grippers

>>537385467
>5/6/4
Fucking idiot. We're raping you for this one.

There will be a MAJOR Halo Announcement at the HCS World Championship in Seattle, Washington in FIFTY-FOUR (54) Days!
What is it? Well, we don't know all the details. One thing's for sure though, it's shaping up to be something BIG.
Strap in. We'll Make it.

We're not gonna make it.

we'll make it.

>>537419904
Even japs aren't making accurate haiku anymore. Sit down, unc.

>daimyō tremonius writes worst haiku of edo period
>asked to leave palace of pain dishonorably

>>537343970
Based serial killer pedo clown metalhead, very cool

let's post Mint Blitz

Don't care. Playing Halodivers.

>>537428538
lol no

not a regular

Black Ops 7 won

If being a Regular means not playing Halo, then i don't wanna be a Regular.

A Regular
>A Regular

Oh I'm a regular alright...
>*ZIIIIIIIP*
HHNNNGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>*PPRRRRPPRPRPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT*
>*flush*

not funny

Very cringe.

Respect the Spartan Code.

>>537426695
sooo le edgyy omg

>>537432770
Not cool, Cheeks. Not cool.

I hope the reboot has a big team heavies playlist on launch

>>537437580
He actually deleted it holy shit. We're just messing around man.

Calm down guys it was a joke no need to call the nanny to kiss your boo boo’s.

Amazing how little it takes to keep these people happy.
Pic unrelated.

>>537149441 (OP)
>2020+5, nearing 2026
>No new halo games past infinite in the works
The Banished won

>>537446850
Not working.

>>537446932
They are one step ahead. Always.

>>537447742
Escharum's sacrifice was not in vain.
May he Rest peacefully.

Escharum is irrelevant coloring book tier

yeeze's cock

Also irrelevant.

Should I download Infinite to try the mutilator? It looks fun.

>>537452936
Not really.

>>537452505
post it

The Halo 3 Magnum is fine.

>>537454384
Correct

A regular is a featherless biped.

BEHOLD

MOA JOCKEY

And everybody wants to be special here
They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular
Call out your name
Here comes a regular
Am I the only one here today?

>>537457369
damn

Humina humina awooooo

HALO. Not for angels.

This is no place for subtlety, no place for pity. This is a place where aliens want to turn humans into a bad memory. A place where strategy matters indoors and out, where your weapons and vehicles are both human and alien. Your enemies are as numerous as they are ferocious; their attacks are devastating. Survival is not guaranteed. You face opponents who have never known defeat, who laugh in alien tongues at your efforts to survive.

This is suicide.

This is a place for carnage.

This IS Halo.

https://youtu.be/Fx00l-O_Kmc?t=333

>>537459363
>reddit spacing
More like this IS reddit

>>537459363
what

>>537459434
>calling bungie’s own words reddit
sounds like you need to go back.

have a nice night guys

>>537461858
Sleep tight, lil bro.

>>537446850
let me see moree

>>537461941
no i’m not going to sleep yet
just wishing you all a good night for now

>>537461858
Make me

>>537461858
Thanks lady.

>>537466071
>no halo mod
cringe

>>537466668
I dont mod my games unless im 600+ hours deep into it.

>>537467140
cringe is cringe is cringe

>>537330828
>>I honestly don’t know why this general is still alive and not dead like the Forza general
Because this fucking general is kept alive by a handful of faggots desperate for attention who turned it into their personal chatroom.

>>537468143
are the handful of faggots in the room with us now? can I talk to the handful of faggots?

There's a guy on SB writing a fucking Halo/Wheel of Time crossover and I kinda want to see where he goes with it, but he's only getting like 3 viewers a chapter and I'm afraid he'll quit

>>537468143
With passive aggressive fags such as yourself thrown into the mix.

>>537155478
That’s called selling out. It means we’ll never get a proper halo game again since they can just rent halo’s used butthole to other gaming companies.

Come play ElDewrito
https://www.eldewrito.org

>>537470009
as always, the answer is no
queue the unhealthy reaction to rejection

Do you guys have the time to talk about the Elite and why they're so cool?

>>537472154
Why not tho?
And what do you mean by unhealthy? we are just looking for players.

Getting old hearing "Halo is back!" for the millionth time desu.

>>537472909
here's a tip, autismo
if someone rejects your advance, do not jump on them with requests for feedback and justifications
simply move on to the next person
but the push economy is a backwards idea to begin with
all the third world countries prioritize it over pull economy which is ultimately why they are so shit

>>537473376
now lemme show you my tip hehehe *pulls out penis*

>>537473376
You don't have any idea what youre talking about so im not wasting more time with you.

ticonderoga's jammer spoofed the two posts above

oh i'll show you ticonderoga's jammer...
>*ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
>*flop*

>>537475636
forgot pic

Anyone up for Halo MCC multiplayer or coop should message JingleBaZa on xbox or add JingleBaza on steam.
Any time zone can work.
Mic preferred.
Open NAT type preferred.
Must be a Fullbring arc truther.

aNOTHA one filtered above

.................

>>537452170
Escharum is relevant cooking book tier.

The unfunny Brit is such an attention whore.

>>537469338
link?

>>537478120
ONE FULL STACK GROUND POUNDER MOA BURGER...
...AS AN APPETIZER....

>>537483042
>poultry burger

Jega, why is the... female... attempting to speak to me?

Who's "her"?

Shortana

>>537484867
Tails post bottom and top surgery.

>>537483256
Do brutes even have gender stuff or are they like orks where they grow from fungus?
Do they even have females?

>>537149441 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nPMJwrAM30

>>537495658
sawce?

Is this the halo thread?

>>537507627
Is it?

it's over

>>537495658
she's such a hooker!
A HOOKER!

>>537168907
It's so fucking over. It's beyond redemption.

>>537170174
Motorsport was good but I don't get the appeal of Horizon, it's very arcadey

he gave me some service with his soft boy soles

pozole

It's over

Do you guys like John-117?

>>537518962
Man

we are nice people here

>>537495786
it's just soulless reskins
they behave nothing like minecraft mobs

>>537519001
who's that?

have a great day halobros

just got back from work
ticonderoga's jammer

>>537526654
yess and I have corroborated it well

oh and mogadishu tonight in Helldivers 2
we will verify that you have all the selected halo mods installed before you are invited

nah

>check steam group
You niggas have been mogging dishu without me!

So...the medal ceremony at the beginning of Halo 2

I can't be the only one who remembers that the Chief got a metal, like, stuck into his armor, and he saluted back on Hood.

Am I crazy?

>>537532591
you're probably mixing up your expectation of what should have happened vs what actually happened

The Regulars

I'm not a cat.

posting about the regulars in 2025 is like still being obsessed about that dead creep epstein

Just release the list.

ah yes the venerable list that people just made up in their heads
there are already public figures that are proven child molesters but nothing at all happened to them
that wild goose chase is a death spiral

>>537547640
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>537547640
Epstein bros... Not like this...

>>537542040
why not

>>537549703
I don't lick my butt like this retard.

>>537549974
well maybe you should

GOOD MORNING MINTO

>>537527364
playing helldivers? what's that?

you know like ODSTs? imagine if they were gayer and the game was bad.

So, Halo 2?

>>537556498
are you an elitist or what ?
why do you never reply to our posts directly? do you think we’re not good enough for you? :(

i just don't like you, that's all.

>>537538098
cute
>>537542040
don't you want to be cute?

He's grumpy today.
Again.

>Playing Tactical Slayer.
>Game 1 has a teammate go 1-17.
>Game 2 has a teammate go 0-13.
I wish they would start adding temporary bans for people that play this badly. They single handily lose and ruin the match for their team and clearly shouldn't be in multiplayer. They can play against bots until their skill improves.

It's called SWAT.

>>537559807
Not anymore old man.

Halo.

Heavies a shit.

>>537572061
This is the only good Heavy.

>>537571740
What you really mean is that Ultimate Firefight has evolved the Heavies formula into something even more revolutionary that it's hard to go back? Agreed.

>>537573441
We've been through this before.
Ultimate Firefight stops being fun when you hit the AI cap.

ultimate firefight was never fun.

What's the point of that SMG in Last Resort?

>>537577097
dual weilding in the base

>>537578383
There's one in the middle of the 3 batteries, an other one right next to the garage door and an other one near bottom staircase.

How about these 2 ARs?

>>537578534
ammo fill for defense

>>537576210
Not so fast.

>>537575887
Time to play on a harder difficulty and turn on some skulls. (Try not to play for too long in one session either, and don't continue your progress after one session, do a completely new run every time you load the game up)

>>537579570
>Time to play on a harder difficulty and turn on some skulls
>Legendary Ultimate Firefight
How about no? The boss fights take too long as it is on Heroic.

>>537579679
Do the mini-games like the arena on sandtrap or the library on containment (Sometimes this resets or reduces your allies). Maybe also force them to drive vehicles around (get in a vehicle with passenger seats so this activates them to get in nearby vehicles). They will inevitably get themselves blown up.

it's over

Not yet.

Halo.

Base infiltration with the lads.

shut the fuck up

Rude.

its too hot to sleep

>>537598051
what are you talking about? it's very cold :(

cuddle for warmth

>>537598175
oh that’s a gentle unexpected surprise

>>537598051
>>537598123
Why don’t you just spend the night together and stop pretending?

Let’s just let this general die.

I'm not gay.

>>537599689
How does this general still existing personally affect you?

>>537600284
hey, chill man.
He told us what to do.
This isn't up for debate.

>>537599809
me neither...

>>537600348
Answer the goddamn question.

>>537600284
You care so he care. Just let this general vanish.

>>537600594
That's not an answer.

This general is a disgrace to the Halo community.

>>537600368
cool! wanna like coop or something?

>>537600706
go back to /v/

>>537599809
>>537600368
Good, nobody is really gay, talking about those who suddenly stopped being straight… especially from 2015 to now. It’s just confusion from brainwashing with a lot of degeneracy.

>>537577185
ouch

Halo 4 Genesong is mid as fuck.
The new sound effects are dogshit and the Warthog engine sounds pathetic.

try writing it in a diary next time
nobody here cares

Why so rude?

Anon I.... I think I love you

إنه لأمرٌ مؤسفٌ لا يُصدق. أُعلنه. ما لم نطلبه ولم نستحقه لما وُعِدنا به كان أبعد بكثير مما أُعطينا. أُعلنه. انصرفوا منه في أسرع وقت. أُعلنه.

>>537606598
Correct. It takes a terrible game (almost unplayable) and upgrades it to being mid (serviceable). This is the most we can probably expect from a mod. There's no way anyone would be able to make Halo 4 actually good. You'd have to make a completely different game from scratch.

Anyone ever gotten banned from infinite and appealed? Must have gotten mass reported by teammates after I called them useless cunts in chat. got an in game 3 day ban for communication

>dragon age veilguard writer now senior quest designer for elder scrolls 6
lmao microsoft is so unbelievably retarded

>>537616686
If this is true, its disturbing that random anons can get you in trouble. However anon, why would you even shit talk when you know people can report?

>>537618839
the fuck is that bottom right

>>537619098
who are you talking to

>>537620085
the person i am replying to, you fucking retard. what fucking retarded question is that?

>>537617878
>>537616686
You can thank league of legends for starting this bullshit. You can’t call people out in games anymore. Got a guy doing shit in a game, well suck it up. Don’t even think about using game chat because they can weaponize it against you and get you banned.
I’ve had several 1700 matches with bitches that don’t belong in this rank. I’ve gotten banned a couple times too during the early days of halo infinite for insulting them
Besides
>taking a dead piece of shit game serious
lol anyone still playing halo infinite competitively today is retarded

>>537607567
yikes

>>537616686
benefits of a low trust society:

GOOD MORNING MINTO

we LIKE mint blitz here

Over? No, I think we're just getting started.

Not yet.

That's not going to happen.

Sir.
No sir.

We'll make it work.

It's enough.

Status Report.

Konbakua~

One thing's for sure, /hg/ will not make 2000

>>537593458
snipers shouldn't work the same as shotguns at close range
headshot multiplier should be inactive unless scoped
>>537618839
/hdg/ have a bizarre tradition of hiding usernames even though all you need to do is join a lobby to see who they are
>>537619098
don't answer questions which lack qvestion mark
>>537622236
do not answer questions with no question mark

>>537646478
how about i do what i want? how about that?

>>537647129
you reap what you sew

>>537647319
sow*

>>537648031
so now you care about quality?

>>537648447
>cow

>>537616686
>appealing a 3 day ban
Why bother?

sharing a body with boypilled....

Stop pretending to be gay.

i am not pretending, i am a faggot

You're not.

Yeah? How many dicks have you sucked? I bet none.

I'm not gay, and neither are you.

Well?

>>537665120
I'll take two number 1s, a number 3, two number 7 and one number 6.

>>537665120
I'll take a number one

The lowest point in Halo General history…

>>537197436
>HOLY SHIT ITS JASON BOURNE

I hope mint plays halo once she's done with half life. Doki was talking about playing halo 3 co op it would be so kino if they did it together.

Shut the fuck up, retard.

mad cuz she played bf6 and gears instead of halo 2 aren't you
pathetic little halocel

wat

play halo NOW

>>537678530
It's too early though.

>>537678530
No sir.

GIVE
ME
THAT
CHIP

fuck halo reach

>>537665120
10 number 2s

>>537653151
>>537616686
Because of the short length of the ban, your ban cannot be appealed. You posted under the user name, Anonymous. Your ban will be lifted in 3 days.

Does MCC work on Winlator?

>>537665120
Rolling. No fish filet sandwiches, please. Anything else is fine.

>>537683341
>double whopper
nice

It's up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4loqxG4-s0

As I try to build my own science fiction franchise, I'd like to thank 343 and Bungie for standing as examples of what not to do. 343 for their lesson on divergence. Bungie for their lesson that you should never walk away from something if there are unanswered questions on the table. If you must abandon something, always hammer those nails in.

>>537683854
Holy Kino.

>>537622236
thats me you're talking to

What's some good music to play Halo to? I tend to lower the volume of the game and just have some streamer on the side yapping (usually a cute female vtuber), but occasionally I'll run into some good music and just have that play while I bully some Covenant in firefight or campaign in MCC, or during a Big Team Fiesta/Heavies session in Infinite.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbuw3vdHxM0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN6iol6sJoA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY

none of yall are cats

pisslo is dead af, cant even find a btb h3 match

>>537699689
u lyin

>>537700240
Hiding ass bitch

>>537700282
I'm not here to get famous.

Well, that was a shitshow.

>bf1 servers are all full of bots
>mcc custom browser is full of spic garbage
>cant even find a game on matchmaking

its over