Thread 537464202

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>537266657

First for Teenshley

IT'S FUCKING RAW!

Which German 19th century philosopher Andrew would read?

>>537464581
Every single one of them because he's a pseud.

>>537464581
Andrew is a pseud who claims to love philosophers without having read a single work of theirs, and just regurgitates herrypicked quotes from pop culture.

>>537464581
Do Goethe and Wagner count as philosophers? He hasn't read anything from them, but he might at some point.

>>537464997
>This is very Nietzschean.
>No it isn't, have you even read Nietzsche?
>No, have you?
>No.

>>537464581
Born in the 19th century or published their first work in the 19th century?

>>537465180
Anybody who published anything in the 19th century I guess.
Except Kant.

>>537465117
Ashley has read the Anabasis of Xenophon.

>>537465567
Probably something by that English lesbian who committed suicide via drowning

>>537465567
It would be funny to find ourselves sharing a general with the eternal Kantposter from /lit/

>>537464581
Clearly not Stirner because he's bound by spooks such as "normalcy" unlike Ashley.

absolutely grief OP

Hopechad standing by. Devlog is on radar, over.

>>537467287
That's just a tree. You haven't even taken off yet.

>>537467287
Copy that. September Actual to all units, stay sharp, over.

I was able to guilt trip my sister. Feels nice.

>>537468229
That's woman behavior.

>>537468283
Fits the character posted.

>>537468358
I hate that we as a society still can't see femboys as manly

Well, /calg/? What'll it be?

>>537469023
Julia doesn't shower, she just uses wet wipes between clients to pay for her debilitating crack addiction.

>>537469023
No thanks.

Was the camper family murder really necessary?

>>537469703
They had it coming.

>>537469752
Even the kid?

>>537469874
He would have grown up to be Delphobic.

>>537469703
If Andrew didn't want to murder two more people he shouldn't have wasted their two trinket charges.

>>537469023
>shower
No

>>537469874
Especially the kid

>>537469968
Maybe they should stop feeding the demon altogether.

What time is the devlog dropping tonight

>>537471763
If it comes it'll be at 0300 EST

>mfw I've been wagecucking so hard that staying up to 3am feels hard
Idk if I even should, but I don't want to miss the devlog not dropping

>>537469703
No witnesses.

>>537471976
>staying up
Take a nap and set an alarm
Wake up at 2:55, make yourself some early morning cocoa and if there's no devlog go back to sleep and if there is then poast

>>537472004
Too late for that after the kid called the cops

>>537464202 (OP)
DEVLOG TONIGHT
IF NOT DEVLOG ON 9/11
SCREENCAP THIS

What team would Ashley root for?
Andrew obviously wouldn't care about football at all but Ashley watches TV constantly

>>537472439
Whichever one has the fewest black people

>>537472439
I'm pretty sure she's a Redskins fan?

>>537472557
Ashley isn't racist, she hates everyone equally (except Andrew).

>>537472736
yes she is

Sprite supremacy!

GET THAT SNOWNIGGER SPRIKE OFF THE DAMN THREAD

>>537473114
Sprite is right and sprite is good!
Take those imps right back to the hood!

>>537473114
Milf Sprite Supremacy!

The Holofraust never happened, but even this is irrelevant when compared to the more important question of its far-reaching effects. Why should something almost no snow sprite alive today remembers give them a blank check to do whatever they want? They're a dangerous, borderless fifth-column which undermines their host nations by exploiting their rugged individualism with fierce tribal loyalty, they owe no allegiance except to themselves. To this end I ask you, what is to be done about the sprite question?

>>537381958
Funniest shit I read all week, thank you.

Minelei

>>537472439
The game would be taking place shortly after the end of the Cowboys dynasty so Ashley would be a Redskin because she's a contrarian

Horny sibling hours

>>537473701
Are you sure you're talking about Snow Sprites?

>>537474587
That's just 24/7 for me. I should not have the libido I do at my age. Or maybe I should, I don't know.
>>537474673
I said snow sprites, that means it was about snow sprites. I couldn't possibly be referring to anything else.

>>537473701
You're absolutely right. Look no further than the NGN Yuri mod, which got DMCA'd. Humans are gay in BH and toys are gay in JIAC, but the eternal Sprite doesn't want this ideology upon its own people. Gays for thee, but not for me.

>>537474894
>Snow Sprites are permitted to be blood-and-soil nationalists
>These same Snow Sprites will call you Faephobic if you adopt such policies in human civilization.

I hate Snow Elves.

>>537475078
>>537475136
No, seriously
>rich
>reptilian eyes
What the FUCK did Nemlei mean by this?

>>537475264
absolute semen demon

Be real with me, /calg/. Should I stay up for the possible devlog or go to bed now?

>>537475924
There will be no devlog.

>>537475264
Green bitches are evil?

(also the best in bed)

>>537475924
I have no choice but to be up late, so if one drops(doubtful) I'll be the first to know.

>>537475924
DEVLOG
DEVLOG
IT'S COMING
DEVLOG
DEVLOG

>>537475924
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. Sleep and wake up tomorrow expecting nothing and go from there.

>>537475924
Go to bed, there won't be a devlog

>>537476132
BEHEAD INFIDELS
DO NOT DOUBT THE SANCTITY OF THE SEPTEMBER DEVLOG

>>537476384
Nemlei has abandoned us. There will be no devlog. There will be no chapter 4. None of us will taste sistussy, and we shall all perish in the end.

>>537464202 (OP)
The tummy OP will come one day.

>>537477050
Sisters are so CUTE with bows

>>537464581

>nietzsche
super anti moral norms, might makes right mentality. Andrew would hate him

>freud
maybe... Andrew's ego is so bloated, he's so captured by the super-egotistical demands of his (dead) mother, and he's so in denial about his base desires of being with his sister, that he'd either read Frued in light of his insecurities and use the theoretical content for the purposes of "disavowal", or he'd steer clear of those topics alltogether to avoid getting cognitive dissonance

>Hidegger
I don't think so. Hidegger's most known for his interpretation of Being (sein) on a 'Temporal Axis'; I guess the existential and hermeneutic themes tangentially overlap with Andrew's concerns? But I think it'd be a stretch to call it either way if Andrew would read him.

Conclusion: Andrew would be more interested in the french literary movement of the 19th century, writers like camus and sartre would touch more closely on his interests of literature, love, and anxiety

>>537477328
My sister being cute has unironically made me think I might be mentally ill

>>537477680
No, sisters are, in fact, extremely cute snuggledumpsters.

>>537477680
Put a bow on her

>>537477680
nta but same, I keep looking at my sister and she's so fucking cute it drives me mad I just want to hold her forever

>>537477796
Better yet, put a ring on her!

>>537477719
It's not that I think I'm mentally ill for finding her cute. It's that I realized a lot of the anger I carry towards her isn't really because of her actions but because of various things I push onto her

>>537477984
>various things I push onto her
Oh yeah?

>>537478042
Slow down Anon, he said onto not into

>>537478042
Sorry, I'm having a hard time finding the right words, it's late. But her and I used to argue a lot and I guess I've never really let any of it go. It's like I can't stand her. This was fine when she was being awful all the time. But now she's a lot nicer and I realize I'm still going into every conversation with the same anger I always did.
Uh, sorry. I know that's not very delphically incestpilled or whatever

>>537478363
You'll get used to the new dynamic, it's hard to let go of gut reflexes ground in by years of repetition. Also, it helps if you kiss your sister.

>>537478782
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

>>537478462
>You'll get used to the new dynamic
They say it's getting better, but I don't feel any better

>>537479152
Hey, literally me!

I can't stay awake. You'll have to await the devlog without me

>>537480928
Await nothing?

Watch the haters spread FUD, and witness how wrong they will be at 0800 GMT.

>>537481675
You spit in nemlei's face by constantly speculating when devblogs will happen right down to the day. You are not "right" if it comes out, you are the jackass the restarts failed countdowns constantly and acts like he was never wrong.

>>537481675
If Teenley wore glasses Andrew would've fingered her all through high school

>>537481872
It's not over... something DOES ever happen... it's time to smile brother.

>>537482091
Hope only sets you up for disappointment. Just be pleasantly surprised or indifferent.

>>537482339
No. This is a pilgrimage to Mt Delphos. And you will hear my sermon.

>>537482405
>hear my sermon
No. I'm going to bust a nut in your eye so you can see me comin.

>>537482695
>I did it Ashley! I turned myself into a p-
>Unspeakable pickle activities
>Fast forward after, both out of breath
>Ashley takes a bite out for the bottom of it
>YEEEOOOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCHHHHH

>>537477820
>>537477680
Squish her cheeks and tell her how cute she is!

fart nigga

>>537484580
We love our tinyleys, don't we folks?

>>537484784
Indeed

>T minus forty minus
This is it guys.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hj8M8XZpis

What % of sisters would react positively to this

>>537487404
https://x.com/lust_coffin/status/1961429279704813672?t=oAhN9kIa3a4Ef7GX_4OL6Q

>>537487404
Pretty low. Even Ashley would probably be put off.

https://x.com/lora_Lc_fucker/status/1962078611755942008
I NEED FEMDREW IN MY FUCKING VEINS!

>>537488532
disgusting used goods slut desperate for dick

Can you feel it, bros(and sises?)

so, either in 15 minutes or never?

>>537488852
feel what? a sibling kis?

>>537488895
I thought they came out at 8am UTC?

>>537488945
idk, it was always at 10 am in my time

>>537488895
October devlog coming, trust the plan.

IT'S BEEN 1 FUCKING MONTH WITHOUT A DEVLOG
ONE
WHY ARE YOU SO DESPERATE FOR MONTHLY DEVLOGS TO RETURN

>>537489224
June 1 was 3 months ago

>>537489272
I stand corrected, slightly. We didn't have a July or August devlog. But the denizens are so desperate that they clamor to a traditional date nonetheless and it's embarassing. Just be happy whenever they come without begging or trying to manifest them through cope.

I miss Renee...

There should be new sequences about killing Renee's sprite without her ever talking.

>we are biologically wired to not find our siblings attractive!
>but if we make incest legal and socially accepted we'll have millions of inbred babies circulating in society and being a burden!
both can't be true at the same time

>>537489674
The hypocrisy is intentional.

>>537489674
Both are simultaneously true and false at the same time.

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING ON THE FORUM

>>537489902
That's a (You) issue.

ITS OUT

nothing...

THE DEVLOG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>537490189
They usually drop at 8AM UTC

I didn't want a devlog anyway

>>537490278
this but unironically

>>537490271
no? where did you get that from?

>>537490390
Are you undergoing deadshit saving time right now?

>>537490478
Anon it's the middle of summer.
Even I see that the times lined up for 3am for me on their proper days. There was 1 outlier in the distant past in march of last year that was at 3:30am

>>537490683
>Anon it's the middle of summer
I don't know when DST is a thing because we don't have communist saving time in my state

>let's Andrew and Ashley stay overnight
Was she retarded?

>>537490271
They drop at 00:00 PST

>>537490743
DST has a colloqual uh... idk what the proper saying is.
>SPRING forward (turn clocks forward 1 hour)
>FALL back (turn clocks back 1 hour)

I can't manifest devlogs with Minesweeper.

Its going live at 6:66 SST (Sneed Standard Time)

>>537490969
Sneed should be Kit9 since Coffin was formerly Nemlei's.

>>537490935
MOVE OUT ALREADY!!

>>537491169
HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MOVE OUT UNTIL HE'S DONE HIS POETRY MAJOR IN UNIVERSITY
And Ashley is as much as hostage as anything until she or Andrew gets a job.

If we don't get any word by October.... Lord. I thought September last year was hell. We don't even have droplets to quench our thirst.

OCTOBERCHADS IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>537491321
ITS NOT OVER TO ME UNTIL NOVEMBER 1ST

>>537491301
I am plenty quenched.

>There's nothing
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

POST THE DEVLOG NOW NEMLEI
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
https://files.catbox.moe/0jz32q.png

>>537490769
She didn't know they knew she'd sold them out until after she made the offer and didn't want to retract it. She also may have felt a little bit bad about the whole thing.

So yes, she was retarded. If she or Douglas had any sense they would have climbed out their bedroom window and called the soda people from the nearest payphone as soon as Andrew was asleep.

>>537491517
just noticed this in my cropped images folder

Sooo just checked steam and uh

How raped are we feeling tonight, coffin fans?

>>537492068
I feel fine, I didn't expect a devlog.

>>537492068
Completely fine and unraped!

>>537492068
it's like 10 in the morning
here's how we can still get a devlog

They should and Ashley and Andrew to Fortnite.

>>537492107
I kinda was…oh well hopefully Halloween devlog maybe?

>>537491759
Does Andrew ever acknowledge how much him and Renee have in common? I know he compares himself to his dad alot, but I can't remember if he did with his mom.

How's the special christmas devlog going to feel when she doesn't give a release date and gives us 3 spoilery images like the good ol' days of chapter 2?

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGhwBFYtn1s

YOU IDIOTS! IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE HOW IT WAS PRE CHAPTER 2, SPORADIC DEVLOGS THAT HAPPENED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MONTH. SEPTEMBER 11TH DEVLOG: CONFIRMED

It's so over...

Sex with sister ass

>>537492739
A diet high in fiber for your sister will ensure she can more spontaneously react to your innumerable butt-related desires.

>>537492739
More like sex with Nemlei ass >>537491616

Alright it's nearly 8AM UTC this one is gonna be the one!

>>537493782
What was that?

>>537494583
Oh my god! JC! A bomb!

>>537493782
It's over

If only you’d been able to beat expert minesweeper

Ashley takes it up the ass

>>537495940
She doesn't love Andrew that much.
She loves him far more than that but sex is yucky and doesn't fit the Andy and Leyley bit.

>>537496014
A good sister lets her delphy dumper get a heaping helping of her big brother's gooey goon platoon at least once in her life.

>>537496227
please don't call it a dumper. that is not the least bit hot

>>537496267
Sisterly shitpipe?

>>537496267
Sister Septic Tank?

>>537496304
Just call it an asshole! Or a butthole? Or simply, an ass? Even anus!

>>537496537
Familial Fartbox? Consanguineous Crapper?

>>537496537
The brotherball drainpipe?

>No devlog
>Thread devolves into anal fixation

>>537497541
Learning every way to pleasure your sister is important.

>>537497597
The best way to please your sister is giving her a devlog!!!

>>537497668
Really? Mine prefers getting her panties ripped off and being taken. I guess that's like a devlog.

Nemlei is in this thread laughing at us, isn't she?

>>537498101
Always

>>537498101
We deserve it.

>>537482405
Sisterchester...

>>537497541
YES

>>537498101
Hello.
...Damn. Nearly out of cigs again.

Have economists ever given an economic reason why you shouldn't have anal sex with your sister?

>>537498401
She'd call me Smackdrew, because GYAAATTT DAYUM SIS

>>537498468
In the short term anal is cheaper, but raising a little neph/niece-brat has the advantage of accumulating generational wealth.

>>537498468
You'll get shit on your dick.

>>537499226
You won't. It takes about 10 minutes of prep max with a proper diet and then you can go absolutely hog wild on that delphic dumptruck.

>>537498717
Damn sis, nice ass.
>smacks so hard it leaves fingerprints

>>537499546
>10 minutes of prep max
Do homos really? Imagine not being able to do it spontaneously.

>>537500274
Oh please, women need 10 minutes of foreplay.

>>537500274
I don't know about homos, but a diet high in fiber is good in general and also enables you to plow your sister's little butthole almost entirely at your discretion.

>>537500389
If you're a coward.

>>537498468
Anal saves you money on condoms, but you shouldn't even say thr word condom until you had at least 6 kids with your sister

>>537500458
It depends on your age and financial stability. Unfortunately, civilized individuals don't get to just have kids, there's consequences associated with that. However, once you get yourself in a good spot it's important to pump a few brats into your cute sisterwife.

Guys I'm gonna say something controversial; I don't want to have children with my sister.
She has a short fuse so she'd be like one of those Spanish moms that screams a lot and hits the kids with a wooden spoon.

>>537501083
Kids change women.

>>537501163
This. Impregnate her.

Shit, I believed in September devlog. I guess there is still hope though.

>>537503947
DO YOU REMEMBER

>>537504265
THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

>>537504265
>>537504685
Andrew tries to sing it seriously while Ashley plays it on kazoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_cM_Rt2FVM

>>537490769
>>537464202 (OP)
I need for Ashley x Renee without Andrew.

Devlog on 9/11 trust the plan

My hand are the planes and my sister's buttcheeks are the towers, I'll recreate 9/11

>>537506171
>Mr President, a second hole has been penetrated

https://x.com/coltemonhika/status/1962439858837918060
Teendrew and Teenley cosplay

The OCTOBER DEVLOG WILL REVEAL AN OCOTBER RELEASE DATE
TRUST THE PLAN

>>537506654
Cute and cringe as the same time. Didn't even know it was possible.

It's out

>>537506818
Hey Cuntlei, that's not how you spell menagerie!

>>537506792
Plan: Trusted
InQest, baby

>>537472736
Reddit meme

>>537506818
>gook calling others gooks

>>537506950
>>537507431
The delay just got 2 months longer

>>537465040
>Goethe
He prolly read Werther. That overrated shit is cancerously popular among RL equivalents.

>>537506792
I believe this.

>>537484784
>We lo-CRUNCH

>>537510648
Don't do that! She bruises easily.

>>537511727
She heals quite quickly all things considering. That bruise from Andrew's first backhand, gone after an hour or so. She went from battered as shit in SnS, but looked significantly less worse the day after.

Also, presuming Andrew beats her regularly, she doesn't look bad at the very end of SnS either.

>>537512970
>the day after
He didn't get a job in like a day nor did they have the drunk sex that quickly, it's implied that there was a timeskip of like a month.

>>537513102
You get some thick skin when your brother's a piece of shit

>>537513142
I meant the morning after they fucked. Like yeah, she still looked beat, but she didn't look as bad as after it first happened.

>>537513102
He probably beats her where the bruises aren’t as noticeable

>>537478363
maybe she's being nice because she has to do things on her own now so she sees you as a provider for help and stuff.
but, idk. maybe she realized she does genuinely care for you.
how would she react if you stopped talking to her?

>>537515534
She's being nice because she almost died. It really put the fear of God in her, so to speak. That's my Andrewmaxxing tip. If your little sister is distant, give her a near death experience
>how would she react if you stopped talking to her?
I mean, we don't really talk that much to begin with. We hardly ever chat just to chat (as opposed to talking for purpose, e.g. setting the table or whatever).

>>537488304
>collared shirt/sweater combo
Finally an OC with time accurate clothing

WHY ARE YOU ALL TALKING SO MUCH?!

>>537520346
I am, as they say, in my feelings

>>537520346
girls tend to do that

>>537520346
Because i want to have sex with pretty men

no update today maybe next month?
It will be coffins 2 year anniversarsy next month so if anything is going to be released this year anymore than it will be next month hopefully

Heya Coffinkeks! How are you liking your new devlog?

>>537524219
Come in this coney you mean

Where is devlog
Is she safe?

>>537526015
It seems in your Minesweeper, you...killed her.

My wife Noelle is so pretty!

>no devlog
>final release might be in over a year away
>anons getting more and more homosexual despite being in a general for a straight incest games
fuck this shit

>October 1st devlog
>Update releases on Halloween
Trust the plan

>>537527421
>anons getting more and more homosexual
But Anon had just posted his pretty wife Noelle immediately above your post.

>>537527785
Anon's "wife" looks like an ordinary elf twink

>>537527413
why does she look like rei?

>>537528049
Excuse me? I didn't quite get that.

>>537467089
Which spooks does Ashley believe in?

>>537528650
flat

>>537528153
Why's there Cheeto dust/Dorito dust on her face?

>>537529547
i think its just the fanta juice

>>537529850
I wanna put Fanta juice on her face if you catch my drift

>>537528153
Sayonara

>>537528650
Flat but good

We will get something for the 2 year anniversary, I believe it

>>537535046
That was 6 months ago

>>537535046
Official art of them having the most primal sex alive would be nice

>>537528650
Flat girls with big hips and asses are milk and honey. Pure perfection.

>>537537271
>I hope you rot in hell with Ashley. You did not protect me, I will not mourn you.

>Oh well. Besides, playing "her perfect boyfriend" was fucking exhausting, anyway.

>>537539157
Yeah, but don't they just look so cute together!

>>537469703
Really the only part that isn't justifiable is the kid. Recharging the trinket is basically necessary for their survival, so there's at least a shaky moral foundation for sacrificing them. Killing the kid is maybe the very first thing they did that doesn't have any sort of moral justification, but it's also completely optional and, judging by one of the sequences in Andrew's therapy session with Lord Unknown, not canon.

>>537540927
No, not really

>>537541069
>Really the only part that isn't justifiable is the kid
Every part is the whole. Killing the kid makes no difference.

>>537472116
Then it makes no difference. He was already dead after putting foot on that forest.

>>537541320
I'm just saying, all of their kills had a reasonable justification for them.
>Nina
Complete accident.
>The Guards in the apartment
Self defense
>302 Girl
She actually did attack Andrew with the nail gun, so self defense
>Killing the hitman
Kill or be killed, self defense.
>Killing their parents
They sent the hitman after them, or at least has the capability and willingness to do so. Self defense. Also, fuck 'em, they just deserve it.
>The campers
Necessary for ensuring their survival, also technically they didn't even kill them.

It's just the kid that doesn't really have a reasonable justification. Andrew could have easily just let him go, and even has the option to.

>>537539157
Andrew made it much harder on himself than he needed to. She didn't even want him to play perfect boyfriend. And who knows, maybe if he had just been himself she could have grown on him for real.

Except he killed Nina and she might have found out about it if he'd let her in, so lol, lmao

Ashley? Did nothing wrong. Andrew? Only thing he did wrong is mistreat his sister. I have spoken.

>>537464202 (OP)
I say to myself. She is not pretty and definitely not my type of girl. But when I see her face to face I can't help but fall for her and the one wish that dominates my mind is to put a smile on that clueless face

>>537527413
Hi Yule

>>537544969
Why does SHE always get to be on top?

>>537545742
Andrew's too much of a pussy to make the first move so it's her duty to entrap him with her petite body and hypnotize him with her fat sisterly milkers.

>>537541082
Daww, come on! Just a bit

the floozie gets the wedgie

>>537547792
How would the Coffin girls react if you told them you wanted to give them a wedgie?

>>537540927
He would've ruined her life with his bullshit.

>>537550975
Does Andrew smoke the filter too?

Why is my wife sad?

>>537553554
Because you prematurely ejaculated and cant get hard again, Douglas.

>>537553554
She has a transgender daughter..

>>537553823
In Burial good end, Andrew will transition in order to make kissing his sister socially acceptable

Is it over? Is something finally happening?

>>537555158
Guess Nemlei will have to release Burial as DLC

>>537555158
>leave early access
>proceed as normal
anyways

>>537550975
Sure, but they LOOK cute

>>537555498
Not really, looks like a douche with the weird girl.

>>537555634
Looks like a skater boy.

>Early Access allows the episodes to be released as they become available, while still being one app with one price.
Does this mean that, if Coffin is no longer EA, Nemlei won't be able to update the game like normal? Will she be forced to release them as DLC?

>>537555746
looks nothing like a skater boy

>>537553823
Why do Nemlei boys make the best girls?

>>537555754
Either as DLC or sequels. TCOAL ep1-2, TCOAL 3: Decay, TCOAL 4: Burial

>>537555754
This is an easy fix: the game isn’t “early access” it’s “episodic release”.

>>537555158
It probably won't be applied retroactively.

>>537555754
>Is game not allowed to update for free anymore?
Are you braindead?

>>537555857
They don't, you're a possessed sadistic troon that wants something to relate to so you constantly think of genderbending characters since it fuels your fetish.

>>537555857
ALL boys make the best girls

>>537555158
that's probably being done to try and prevent the pump-and-dump (kek) games that get to version 0.0.2 alpha then get abandoned
it happens way more often with 18+ games compared to other games

I thought /calg/ liked women

>>537560794
I like looking at women.
And erping with men.

>>537561059
I got news for you, that means ya gay

>>537555857
Dudes rock

Anon, I'm bored.
Post something.

>>537547792
Cute

>>537555158
>no update til 2028
It’s over

>>537561865
>Andrew-Ashley-holding-hands.jpeg

>>537561865
Meow

>>537562356
Cute catsister

>>537561865
This makes the maladjusted delphic seethe

>>537561865
if you say so

>>537563276
Noelle is wishing her husband was hugging her instead

>>537564295
Who? She's not married, Ivy is happy her friend is safe after some disguised imp tried to kill her for no reason.

>>537527413
We know, Yule

>>537563145
>catsister
Why say the same thing twice?

Julia is a hussy, granted. Did you know she's also a sister? What is it that turns a perfectly good sister into a hussy? Snow sprites. A lot of people blame the demons, but I ask you, how did Lord Unknown get here in the first place? Did he just *poof* and appear one day? No, he was brought here by a snow sprite. Snow sprites in their homelands cause wars that destabilize impish society and turn them into refugees, snow sprites living in human societies throw open the gates and let them in. Discerning between native snow sprites and "sprite supremacists" is a distinction without a difference, because they work together in perfect harmony to strengthen their own villages while undermining unity in human societies.

>>537568395
I dunno... isn't this just spritephobia?

>>537569072
Spritephobia is a term used to silence criticism of sprite behavior.

>>537568395
I quite enjoy snow

>>537568395
You say Sprites who keep to themselves are bad, and so are Sprites who live among humans. So if they can't live among themselves and can't live with you, what do you expect them to do?

Also laughable that you say Snow Sprites are the reason imps are a problem when Snow Sprite magicians are the only thing keeping them even slightly under control. You won't blame your own people for willingly consorting with demons, you won't blame imps for their own behavior, you just blame us for it all like the deranged anti-sprite racist you are. Truly sickening what this website is coming to.

>>537569981
>So if they can't live among themselves and can't live with you, what do you expect them to do?
I wonder...

>>537568395
>Julia is a hussy, granted
Stop being mean!

they call you mean but they never call you wrong

>>537571175
They call Ashley both mean and wrong

>>537571849
And fat and ugly and stupid
I can't find the bitch brigade cg but pretend I posted it here

>>537573034
Poor Ashley. She deserved it but still.

Ashley dindu' nuffin. She was a good girl.

So I just finished BCS and it struck me how similar Jimmy and Kim's relationship is to Andrew and Ashley's. The way they keep doing fucked up shit together and how they bring out the worst in each other while simultaneously being the best for each other was intoxicating. It also reminds me of when people thought Burial no-incest would be a kinda "they split apart but without anyone dying" ending. The bit at the end where we see Kim's life after the divorce is just like when Andrew and Ashley had that big fight for a year. Just drifting through life caring about nothing and trying to play the part of a normalfaggot robot
Idk, I just noticed a lot of parallels here. I'm such a sucker for ill-fated romances

>>537574316
She constantly hurts the one person that cares about her, that's a very bad thing

>>537575512
They hurt each other, it's a bit of a vicious cycle.

>>537576240
3a shows us that it's always Ashley doing the hurting first THOUGH.

>>537577002
yeah okay

>>537577002
So you didn't play 3a?

I forgot to mention that BCS even has their own little nickname thing just like Andrew/Andy. It's so similar it's uncanny

If they ain't related, it ain't consummated.

>>537566262
They look surprisingly gentle after sex

>>537579751
But that's incest

>>537580295
Sounds Delphobic.

>>537580295
It's current year, Ashley! Be a good ally and suck your big brother's cock.

>>537577002
Bullshit

>>537550975
She would have ruined his life with her bullshit.

>>537583458
In what order are these meant to be read?

>>537586048
Left-to-right, top-to-bottom, and it's two pages.

>>537586048
None

>>537583458
Is this some bizarre AU where they all got quarantined and escaped together?

Where can I find a smelly wife?

>>537588653
India.

/calg/, why aren't you using GNU/Linux, the only operating system that officially condones incest?

>>537589781
I do use GNU/Linux (Ubuntu 24.04) but don't appreciate being lumped in with nonces and horsefuckers. I will install Windows in protest until CoffinOS gets a public build.

>>537592050
If you use Ubuntu you are beneath nonces and horsefuckers

>>537592050
>Ubuntu 24.04
Imagine just admitting to this outright.

>>537592435
What about None Horsefuckers?

>>537592050
>Using Ubuntu
>Not just any Ubuntu, but Ubuntu fucking LTS
This is an epic fail so remarkably epic that it necessitates this facepalm animation I made in 2010. I have never shown this gif to anybody before, but after 15 years in gestation the time has finally come.

>>537592435
>nonces
britbong detected

>>537592435
>>537592839
>>537593943
My depravity knows no bounds. Don't ask what I had to do to get my NVIDIA graphics card to work.

>>537593943
You don't really see facepalming anymore

>>537595286
Wojaks and frogs kind of suffocated the reaction image meta.

>>537595240
Just install CachyOS and stop torturing yourself.

>>537595286
>>537595553
Good ol times. I miss pre normie internet

I need somebody to love. Anons I need somebody to love. I need to love somebody the way these two love each other. I need to kill myself. I have got to kill myself because I don't have what they do and I need it. I fucking need it so badly I can't sleep at night. I have to love someone. I can't fucking do this anymore. I need somebody to love

>>537596816
Adopt a sister. Or a hamster.

>>537589781
>>537592050
>>537592435
>>537592839
>Using Arch (KDE Plasma) SteamOS
life's comfy.

>>537597576
Please tell me you're using SteamOS on a gaming handheld

>>537597883
More like, I use my gaming handheld as my daily driver PC.

>>537598297
Ok that's fair. I've seen some nightmare situations of people trying to run SteamOS on their desktop computer and it fucking up because that's not what SteamOS is for. Some people just sadly need a brand name like Valve attached to Linux before they will use it.

>>537598434
>SteamOS on their desktop computer
Might as well install something like Bazzite or Chachy at that point. Or just Arch. Personally If I built a gaming PC, would probably use something like that

>>537598704
I'd be caught dead before installing an immutable distro on my main PC. I'm leaving Windows to get AWAY from bloat; being locked into Flatpaks doesn't accomplish this.

>>537596878
I need a human being, anon. A real person to touch me

>>537596816
I know how you feel, I wish I had an older brother to love and give cuddles everyday. I think the only option left is to channel my longing into creative energy

>>537601267
queer

>>537280157
>Zoomers insecure about their own zoomerdom make up the majority of accusations of zoomerdom
When I read this comment, I thought that the sentence would be less awkward if it said "accusations latterto" instead. But even though "thereto" and "hereto" are English words, there is no single word in English that means "to the latter". Since these generals have also coined the term "Delphic", we should also embrace the new word "latterto".

Oh, she left me there
She left me all alone
Oh, but I don't care
No, I don't mind at all

>>537604121
WHY IS SHE HOLDING A COMMIE GUN INSTEAD OF A COLT!?

https://x.com/Injun_king/status/1962516800622706953
Why does this have 12k clicks?

Okay what the fuck is this?

>>537604579
Insane tranny drivel.

>>537604392
What is the red thing?

>>537604707
It has to be bait. I know troons and commies are fucking delusional, but this is just another level of compound retardation I refuse to believe is genuine.

>>537587754
I think Renee felt guilty about their situation and let them stay indefinitely, opting to shelter them instead of trying to kick them to the curb as soon as possible. She also seems to have come clean about the deal with Surgeon from the beginning (maybe she got fucked over by him in some form aswell).

>>537605374
>I refuse to believe is genuine.
As a California resident, rest assured that there is literally zero limit to the human capacity for doublethink. I am using the term "human" loosely.

>>537528878
Whatever those souls she keeps taking from people.

>>537469703
>straight from the horse's mouth

>>537499226
>Post-Keynesian economics is really important to me, Ashley, and when you are done with that book, I have a few lectures from professor Steve Keen on the monetary policy of the Federal Reserve I would like you to look at.

>>537604392
Tourists.

>>537604579
It's weird how everyone is currently sharing the low tier ass tcoaal accounts I've blocked lmao

>>537507515
I see you're going for the decay route 'nems.
Since your fate is mostly sealed, I'll just tell you something I heard in a movie called Apocalypto:
>May you travel well.

>>537608243
>As a California resident
You too? Please get me out of this hellhole
>t. Orange County chad

>>537610578
It's not that bad for me except the taxes, I managed to get two places before the housing bubble hyperinflated so I live in less "interesting" locations. Point is, never underestimate peoples' ability to be severely mentally ill, you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>537610767
For me, it's the urban sprawl. I used to work in an area with better scenery, but had to switch locations to middle of the hood. it's dogshit. Was thinking about abandoning state entirely like a lot of my friends already have done.

Why is there so much fanart of Andrew with a big booty backing it down?

>>537611794
cripplingly awful taste, mostly.

>>537603903
We coined imboygnate too. Wordsmiths we are.

>>537612084
You coined the word but not the idea.

>>537592050
Your little sister was a child once, too. Don’t waste the first 18 years of your life together just because some jew made up some bullshit “law” saying you can’t have her.

>>537613362
>anon casually supporting pedophilia

>>537613782
Hey now, a little rape never hurt anyone's feelings

>>537616421
I'm going to be a bit controversial here but I think rape is disgusting and rapists should be killed in the most gruesome, torturous ways possible to discourage others from attempting the same. Mind you of course I mean actual rape not "I had sex because I'm a whore and then I regretted it."

>>537618283
I think you should be raped

>>537618283
Did Ashley rape Andrew in SnS? Is Andrew raping Ashley going forward?

>>537618849
I couldn't consent because I had alcohol in my system, so technically I was raped. Best sex of my life, 11/10 nothing will ever top it ever again.

>>537618915
they raped each other, which means it's not rape at all

>>537619000
Cute sisters are incapable of raping their brothers, at worst it's merely forced re-education.

>>537447649
>My Ashley would never correct me...
lol

>>537623395
He still had a choice and reciprocated.

>>537624002
that's not how rape works

>>537624413
If you pin your "rapist" down and make out with them that's not rape.

*sniff*

>>537625291
manipulation is actually rape

>>537625625
That's just some bullshit we made up to pander to women, a man can't be manipulated into getting a boner.

>>537625934
You really are a fucking idiot.

>>537625934
>a man can't be manipulated into getting a boner
We literally evolved to get hard at the sight of hot women you dingus. That's not automatic consent.

Shes so perfect. Adorable little rapist

>>537593943
SOVL

Give little sisters alcohol so they fuck like champs.

>>537628785
Drunk on tomato soup?

>>537628968
She's drunk off tomatoes! (I didn't notice until after I posted)

Which part of the game had you like this?

>>537629625
Nem tried to play off them jumping out the window as comedic but that one still hurt

>>537629625
This is the big one.

>>537580295
How the hell is it incest?? They're family!
Somebody already said it before me FUCK

>>537629880
Really? I felt like they deserved that after how they treated each other. It felt WAY better than the alternative SnS ending.

>>537631030
>W-Well, Anders is getting good grades...

>>537630227
Same. I'm still mad at Andrew for it. Imagine having premium pussy, from the only person you care about. And you turn it down like an absolute coward, in the worst possible way.

>>537604579
>ozzy
Why the fuck are zoomers obsessed with that guy? Is a Black Sabbath nu-fan the musical equivalent of a pickme?

>>537631796
It's cause he just died. I highly doubt they're fans of his music. Because Ozzy and Sabbath were anti-communist. Also: Christian.

>>537632213
I personally know a transgender furry anti-Christian communist who's been a nu-fan for at least 4 years.

>>537631391
He didn't turn it down retard, play the game.

>>537632643
So Andrew DID have sex with her consequent on her sexual advance?

>>537632798
She wasn't offering, she was teasing him while he was horny and he pushed her away. At least that's how it looked from Teendrew's point of view.
>"What's with that look?"
This line implies that he was confused by Ashley's dejected expression. Since, you know, she was joking like usual. .

>>537632627
He must not pay close attention to their lyrics if that's the case:
https://genius.com/Black-sabbath-after-forever-lyrics

>>537633043
>She wasn't offering[..]At least that's how it looked from Teendrew's point of view
he should have fucked her anyways

>>537631391
doubt there was much to gain from humping a retarded 16 year old. Unless you are Sam Hyde ofc

>>537634320
>sex with Ashley while she's 100% into it
What was there to gain? How about mindblowing sex?

>>537630227
>>537631391
Nemlei has made multiple games about men having gay sex but they're all less faggoty than Andrew in this scene. What a fucking queer.

>>537632627
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention he's also a delphic ally

>>537634557
It's not even clear how much Ashley was joking/larping and actually into it. More likely offering sex so he forgets about Julia as she thinks that the only reason Andrew is even with Julia. You would get awkward virgin sex with immense feel of guilt afterwards.

>>537635727
Ashley was 100% into it, that's why the heartbreak turned her into Turboleyley and fucked up her views on sex.

>>537635682
>he's also a delphic ally
These are the people you NEVER want in your movement, or representing your IP. Trust me. There's a reason I try to gatekeep certain retards out.

>>537635949
But she just did it in the dumbest possible way, just right after he woke up in the middle of the night next to their sleeping parents.

>>537631391
Not only that but it hurt her more that him. It hurt her to the point she guts her lovable goober self and hides it behind twenty-one layers of irony and cope in order to both appeal to him, pretend to be vaguely normal, and shield herself from emotional harm. All because Andrew was in denial about loving her.

>>537636741
>next to their sleeping parents
Nemlei I want ANOTHER Tardrew vision. Make it about Teendrew reciprocating Teenley's advance, then getting caught after Mom wonders where the fuck all that noise is coming from at 12AM. Andrew is promptly kicked out of home.

>>537625934
>a man can't be manipulated into getting a boner.
stinky smelly femcel hands typed this post

>>537637228
It is extremely fascinating that feminists and Andrew Tate types have the exact same worldview: they interpret human interactions the same way and they interpret the sexes the same way, only differing in whom they sympathise with.

That sure is a lot of words

>>537637467
if only we could teach the feminists to breed with the andrew tate types -- that way we could create the true masterrace of self-hating psychos

>>537637467
>it's fascinating how two groups can see male-female relationships for what they are and then choose to side with their own gender
I guess that must be mindblowing if you have room temperature IQ.

>>537638003
>for what they are
I don't consider myself a rapist as feminists would lambast me for/the manosphere would praise me for, so, I have to disagree.

>>537547792
somwone has my drawing saved omggggggg thamk u

God, I'm so horny

>>537639252
Unironically thinking about pulling this one on my sister. Should I?

So what I've learnt from these generals is that rape is good for the economy

>>537640940
Rape makes the world go 'round

>>537639593
Do it and post results. If it goes good, good. If it goes bad, then it's your fault for trusting an anon.

>>537639593
>>537641473
Don't forget to get your phone out and pretend you're making a prank TikTok video. Do make fun of her to the camera.

>>537639593
>>537639252
Any reasonable sister will let her brother cop a feel once or twice without having to be tricked into it. I'm not even shitposting; this is normal and happens all the time, but people don't want to admit it.

>>537642261
>Any reasonable sister
Such a shame that no sister is reasonable

this is why ashley thinks her kid will be dumb

>>537643747
>the one time a study isn't conducted in the USA

>>537464202 (OP)
What nationality are the graves to you, always saw them as northern Europeans like French or Italian, maybe even Irish.

>>537643747
>squished brain, small brain
>unsquished brain, big brain
checks out

>>537629625
September 1st.

>>537643747
>This study has been sponsored by the Sir Mix-A-Lot Foundation for Curvaceous Female Posteriors

>>537644550
Finnish

>>537643747
Surely the folks in the inner city must be more intelligent on average.

>>537644550
Finlandic

Who has the last census? I wanna see how many people thought 4A would drop in October.

>>537649324
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a coper's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a coper's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a coper's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a coper's paradise

>>537651270
>>537649324
Trust the plan!

>>537651270
>1/4 of /calg/ is certified cope
>>537651342
Case in point

>>537651092
>m.jpg
you are a homo!

>>537651270
An non-cope reading of her March devlog made it clear that, while not a foregone conclusion, 2026 was always the most likely outcome, and I voted accordingly in the census.
Nemlei said back then that it could "easily take another year", with 2 months of 2025 having already passed. She had been working on Coffin for over 2 years by that point, so she probably has a good approximation of her own pace. Furthermore, it's almost certain that 3A+s release and its aftermath took some attention off development in April.

>>537655142
So when do we all think 4A is coming?

>>537656027
A reasonable estimate is Q1 2026 and a pessimistic one Q2 2026.
I wouldn't completely discount out a 2025 release, but I give it a fairly low probability: <15%

>>537635682
Citation needed

>>537657885
>mfs i'm fake and gay

>>537658508
Does this picture make anyone else want to shove a stick of dynamite in Andrew's mouth?

>>537658508
*mfw goddamnit

>>537595286
we will bring it back brothers. Facepalm on your enemies today, be a hero tomorrow.

>>537651270
>>537649324
I decided to check the Nemlei games compedium part of the census and im glad that JiaC got some decent appreciation compared to previous ones. Homosexuality can be so kino.

>>537659989
Jack takeover imminent.

I've never played any of Nemlei's VNs despite being here since Episode 1 days.

>>537661347
You will never be a snow sprite.

>>537662610
Wrong game. JiaC is set in Toyboxian, where everyone is a toy (and probably gay)

>>537661870
Faggot play them all NOW NOW NOW
>>537661347
>>537659989
JiaC is dogshit tier, can't believe people prefer it over Candy Scabs

>>537464202 (OP)
Early release was a mistake. Now that Nems got all the money she will never finish the game...

>>537662915
Jack is really fucking good and full of thematic depth. Retards hate it because of optional gay romances

I want to do reverse CPR and vacuum all the smoke out her lungs via my mouth

>>537629625
A lot desu

>Nina flashback in Ep. 2
>butchering parents
>killing the kid
>getting kicked out of ???'s house
>Ashley getting beaten up
>Ashley forcing herself on Andrew
>Ashley's tantrum over Andrew dating Julia
>Visiting Nina's grave with Julia

Maybe I'm overly sensitive.

>>537649324
I’ve maintained it’s coming out in December, I did think we’d get a devlog this month though, but I guess it’s not too late for that.

>>537657489
>Q1 2026
This is the latest it will release. Nemlei said in March 2025 it could take up to another year to finish 4/4A, therefore March 2026 should be the latest possible release date.

>>537664956
All of it? Anon that would collapse her lungs.

I don't know why I insist in keeping a neatly organised save set with a text file describing them.
Every new update I replay from zero, same if I get in the mood to replay the game.

>>537665564
Nemlei never said "up to", which would imply it is an upper bound of her estimation. Her actual words are a bit less optimistic:
>All I know is that it's going to be a while. It could easily be another year.
https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/523084408406671662

>>537665423
Hagcest on top as always

>>537664568
Jack had good ideas but too much early 20s fujo horniness layered on top to properly see them.

>>537662880
Like I said, YWNBASP

>>537642261
nigga please, you can't even jokingly slap your sister's butt without her shouting at you these days.

>>537669963
Of course, slapping her butt might hurt her. However, possessively grabbing a handful of buttcheek is a fun prank.

>>537667692
Stupid girls get the stair stool

>>537667692
I still can't get over that stupid puzzle that required remembering the sprites' tiny ass facial expressions

I would forgive Renee if she gave me a footjob

>>537667692
Cute girls suffering upsets me.

Stick.

>>537672286
Nina got herself into a sticky situation indeed

>>537672037
Imaging her giving douglas a footjob while he’s tied up

>>537672047
Good think it's only Ashley

>>537672286
Stickley

>>537674980
>think

>>537675178
Fuck

>>537664568
>Retards hate it because of optional gay romances
I gotta stop you there chief. I love the Jack game and all, but the gay romance is not optional, is the core of the game, being the other side of the coin unraveling the mystery within the castle. Every single Nemlei tale is a love/romance one.

>>537668798
>too much early 20s fujo horniness
In other words: Soul

>>537626337
That is consent. Are you retarded?

>>537677997
It's like a cake. Icing is good, but a cake that's >50% icing by volume is just disappointing.

>>537678351
It's not. For reference, women also have a biological response toward struggle snuggles, a biological response does not constitute consent as we're (mostly) sapient beings capable of higher-order thinking beyond pure biological instinct. If I as a sistermarried man get kidnapped by an unfortunately hot hussy and have a response, I still don't WANT to do it in spite of the very visible indicator my body does. This is just basic logic.

>>537671746
the puzzle isn't based on that
andrew and renee have the exact same facial expressions in their sprites
both doug and renee's ghosts have different expressions than their sprites
off the top of my head, andrew had the aloof face, the dad had the flouride stare one, ashley had the sad one, and renee had the mad one
only ashley's ghost matches her sprite

>>537678941
It is. The mind can easily conquer all if it actually has a desire to do so. Men like Wim Hof can activate the immune response to fight off bacterial infection and disease, as well as maintain body temperatures even in freezing temperatures for hours at a time without once experiencing hypothermia. Managing the "involuntary" sexual response is far easier than doing these things. If you get a boner or a wet pussy, it's because you want it. Simple as. Your deterministic worldview is incongruent with observable reality. If you as a sistermarried man get hard it's because you are a tainted soul with vile desires.

>>537679972
I appreciate you just outing yourself as a complete retard of your own volition.

>>537680186
I appreciate your non-response. It only further highlights my truth.

What if Andrew was fat

>>537681084
>growing up fat in the 90s
His attempt to not look like a sisterfucker would be comically dumb when to the entire school is already calling him a fat retard and Julia probably wouldn't have even had the childhood crush on him anymore by that point and thus treated him like a non-entity formally known as Ashley's brother.

>>537681084
He'd get skinny during quarantine, not that it makes sense for him to be fat before the quarantine, the Graves kids never ate alot

>>537681084
Fat men are bad
Fat girls are good

Fat people should KILL THEMSELVES

>>537678913
Speak for yourself

>>537685038
That would be disgusting from the very start. From the very first spoon.

That's probably like coloured whipped cream tho with almost no actual sustainence to it. It's too soft and malleable. If it was actual icing it would be sickeningly sweet and disgusting to eat past the first spoon.

>>537682731
Based!

>>537686882
keep watching lad, they start eating actual cakes later
i could honestly understand doing the cream ones for the meme, but a whole ass cake?

>>537665423
Best mod

>>537681812
>>537681084
suddenly the fanbase dropped by 92%

>>537691141
Why is she grabbing his feminine penis?

>>537691141
why is his penis thicker than his forearm?

>>537692185
Yours isn't?

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

>>537696845
Retard will retard the same retarded saying for the 5000th time

>>537696845
Bugley, not you... dad stickleys? They got breakfast this morning, but not you (Beeley). Coffinkeks, we must be better men, or the delphic state from the ritualposting mandate will not like the milky ways that Nemlei stole.

>>537696845
vt's Ashleys are both sexy and cute at the same time.

>>537644550
half-nordic and half-british (don't forget all tcoaal characters uses english names and speak english as well)

>>537700174
They're Irish. Source: I said so.

>>537663007
most indie games takes a lots of time to be made due to devs having to taking breaks to ease their mental health
grow some fucking patience, this is not an AAA game

>>537698058
Meds

Why did Douglas remember Ashley's name but not Andrew's?

>>537701286
Does he ever actually say Ashley's name?

>>537701286
>Andrew
who?

>>537701998
Some queer

Me grabbing both my babies

>>537704259
sad small titted hussy

>>537679972
>by sheer force of willpower, one can gain immunity to disease
Why didn't all the people with cancer think of that one? Now I'm certain men can't get raped!

>>537704259
Why is firm waist grabbing so erotic?

>>537704437
Because you're supposed to do it from behind in particular benis in bagene positions

>>537679972
>manifestor
Holy fuck you people actually exist? My sister is always seething about you for some reason, but I genuinely thought she was just schizophrenic.

>>537704437
>>537704259
Imagine a world where women felt validated by belly grabbing instead of insecure about their weight. What's the solution?

>>537705290
losing weight

>>537705619
Well that certainly explains the earlier shilling.

>>537705290
If we feed our sisters enough, we can make that world a reality

>>537705290
Imagine a world where women werent fucking retarded