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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjhCpvBtyk

https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1650
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>Wavu Wiki
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>Glicko2 rating + player search
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>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

I save my lips for tgirls

LUKE in TEKKEN 8

based 'kabro

house music saved my life

dubstep carried tekken 7

Would you suck your own dick? I can't because I have no flexibility and I'm chubby

>>537662828
Did they...?

>>537663279
dumb german

>>537663391
no, she wouldn't cheat on me with eskay

>>537664150
those lips
my dirty anus
you do the math

i can't believe they didn't release any outfits for 2.05, there's like 2 people working on the game wtf

>>537663279
but the best t7 song didn't even have wobble bass in it.

they're focusing on the WEG spinoff

But Devil Jin got an outfit

Sexoooooo with King

>>537665753
>make character dog shit
>release costume for the 3 people left playing him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OY93SDpGLk
it's up

>>537667412
ineeduka

>>537666821
this game is fucking finished

I mean, really, for real, seriously, who miss Miguel?

>>537667412
Next patch for sure

>>537667883
They would just turn Chloe into a full blown slut if she was in T8. Be thankful she isn't ever coming back.

>>537667412
Give her a crumb of neck and change her retarded idle stance and she's good

>>537667412
Harada really cooked up an entire tweet on his own account for this, oh my days bruv...

I'VE ABANDONED MY BOARD

my life is falling down

>>537668435
now we can't complain about him doing nothing

men? huge fan

>>537668435
Harada is 101 definition of a boomer

>>537669819
who are you

>>537670339
just a men enthusiast

my penis is falling up

The Boss is S3's guest

nice general

thanks

>>537669819
We know Murray.
How are you taking the booba buffs?
I'm here if you need a hug.

I ezposed myselfs

EVERY CITY

me?
huge fan

this general feels like the truman show

Just a bunch of LLMs talking to eachother

I'm not an AI, unless AI can be gay

reina mains live in the troonan show

The dyslexic Reinanon might be real human bean

Capcom Won

Sega Won

im a fucking loser

I can't stop winning

I'm learning haengul and you niggas said it was easier than kanjis?

guys I'm considering playing tekken 8

are u learning it to insult knee? if not then I'm afraid you're not gonna make it

i had a dream i was fighitng a jin with xiaoyu in the last floor of the llama stage. the guy was winning the third round like 99% to 1% hp of mine and started bming. so i started spamming db4 over and over again then when he got low hp he panicked and ate a b4,2 and i won, i taunted later. i also had a dream i was playing kazuya vs reina and she had downloaded me but her controller stopped working in the final round so she started walking forward. i think this made me wake up in the middle of the night i got scared for some reason.

>>537677086
dustiel wrote something similar before he got a seizure, good luck anon

>>537676986
i've hit rock bottom in life, but not this hard
that sucks man

>>537677034
I want to understand JCDR shit talking.

Asuka's neck: Still missing. Rewarding $10,000,000 if found

my penis isn't missing it's in the sewage system

low tier shizzo gimmick

>Capcom Removes Denuvo Protection From Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster
another victory

https://www.twitch.tv/krazeegamez

its up`

blud said I need the demaster of a mid ass game :skull:

ready for some krazeekino? oh word?

I failed to fornicate with the opposite sex in my 20s and its something I cannot ever emotionally get over

heres how yuo get over it breh

captcha: mtxky

im 21 btw

I had sex one too many times and now I got hiv cold sweats, heat flashes and shakes. I'm also still a super spreader.

sex is gross

>>537684921
ok Jin.

Give me your best:

[word] 8

ideas

sex in your 20s is nothing special you're supposed to have sex in your teens before you and the girl get all kinds of emotional baggage and expectations

I'm Batman

batblud

underrated8

I wanna fucka da tranny

Shitkken 8 died

eskay
ladygravano
those chicks that sat next to nakatsu at that one tournament
tekken 8 is tbabe paradise. and i'm lucky to be living in it

bat
>man

those fine ladies nakatsu sat next to were prime specimens

playing xiaoyu is random, a xiaoyumirror is megarandom, i felt nothing losing to a god ling in a mirror but i can say it was at least rather humorous

Where do I find a tekken 5 dr rom???

in ur butt

>>537686386
this image cured my ED

Eskay is t?

yes thankfully

how long until tekken gets a troon

we're going to goon so much you may even get tired of gooning

WHY IS TEKGEN NEGKET SI YHW
SO SCHIZOPHRENIC CINERHPOZIHCS OS

>>537662481 (OP)
>mfw Asuka will never be relevant

eskay?
Massive fan

LEAVE
BRITNEYNAKATSU ALONE

>>537687484
relevant in what? tekken's """""""""""""story""""""""""""""? roflmao

would eskay do it with a kazuya main?

blug said relevant like she wasn't a joke character invented so jin could touch her boobs in a joke ending

>>537687503
Their plan of being silent and barely changing shit about this garbage game is working

why doesn't anyone play lidia

MIÉRT OLYAN SKIZOFRÉNIKUS A TEKKEN?

very high skill floor and very low skill ceiling
uncompetetive character all around youre better of picking someone else

>>537687682
tekken has women only for the sake of incentivizing porn for the sake of marketing (and failing horribly cause this series has fuck all porn).

Must be bots I'm out.

Kekken should drop the multilingo gimmick and make everyone speak either Human or Japanese

why is he so desperate recently?

i am indeed a bot, except im sentient

im not well

>>537688251
Only way I'll accept Miguel coming back is if Negan comes back as well

>>537688251
slowpoke
>>537666821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMv_tUPIx3M&ab_channel=MayaHenry

truly passing trannies are worth their weight in gold bryan main btw

>>537688251
Shadow Labyrinth completely flopped after he was already under scrutiny

I don't care, I block every single image except the ones I post

how many times did this happen to harada while he traveled abroad

the troon stock is at his lowest bros time to go all in

NO MORE TRANNIES

im da joker baybee

a game's quality is reflective of their general.

>>537688742
im french and i go to japan quite often (which gets browner every trip i make) and tell these retards that paris and france is fucking trash but they just can’t comprehend it

That's why tekgen was a garden of earthly delights during T7

>>537688901
its lit

i went to paris but it was vacation time for the parisians and i went to a rich part and it didnt have many blacks or arabs except when i took the subway then it was mostly ethnics. nothing wrong with that really i dont know just saying my experianse.

the general is at least alive during these hours when you get to US Time 10pm and up it becomes ghost town

>>537689229
fuck that nigger

na doesnt love tekken like we do

maybe saudi wasnt such a bad choice

>>537689229
one of these days someone's gonna check this nigga irl

>>537689675
>only yuropigs like mashen 8
yup

>>537689825
dumb fuck can't even read and sees an 8 where it doesn't exist

>>537687723
I play her. She's the best.

these tournaments stopped being grass roots a decade ago who cares if it's saudis, sony or pajeets who run this shit. enjoy poverty prize pools, ten minute breaks every 2 sets, chipotle and thanks!

>>537689110
compared to this /s4s/-tier shitheap yeah, especially the first half of its lifespan.

why are you posting my number of losses

Saudis >>>>>>>>>>> fucking pajeets

>ctrl f catbox
>0 results
Literally the only reason I come to these threads

>>537691262
fuck off retard

>>537691262
stay here genius

>>537692125
I WILL TRACK THIS PERSON DOWN AND MAKE THEM MINE

>>537692125
KNOT 'IM TORGAL

>>537692125
8/10
Would tongue the shit out of her anus

>>537692125
i like reina now

fkn fags

>>537692125
that’s lowkey gay innit ?

>>537692228
>>537692249
>>537692460
>>537692492
FAGGOTS

>>537692125
that's a man

>>537692951
YES
And I will FIND that man and fuck his ass!

i was hoping more for cute or sexy Lili images when I made that post... I apologize...

>>537692951
kazuya mains*

>>537693165
Julia has better r34

Julia appears in the better game

>>537693672
Tekken bros got cucked cross series what the fuck

male ass lookin scrumptious ngl

>>537691262
VR goon posts were too much.

what made yous so fucking gay

https://x.com/FOURTRESS43/status/1962992680981393837
credit your nobodies

Tekken 8 is the best one by a mile let me tell you that

Steam is down again

Why did you guys stop supporting ourguy...

peecee fags kek

>>537688812
So...we're saved?

>>537695789
>Paying for PSN

unironically what will Tekken project do now that PS6 and new Xbox will never exist

i wish reina pissed in my mouth

gross, may i watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g3bKbg0hOc

it's here

krazeegames is the new buff guy

but what does spag have to say about saudi evo

>>537688812
>I don't want my hobby to be subordinated to a stupid religion founded by a terrorist 1,400 years ago, nor to a country that still promotes terrorism today.
>I don't want my hobby to be subordinated to literally men with a mental disorder that makes them believe they're women, or to stupid liberals who will make your life miserable for simply stating this truth.
Why are fighting games conditioned to follow one of these clearly stupid sides?

>>537697147
that spig spiritually represents me AHJUMMMM

the end is near

Islam is based tho

I want my tgirl harem to have a heel turn and proceed to rape and cum blast me from head to toe

i accept my transcendence and masculinity

im replaying silent hill2 remake and damn it’s fucking kino

im replaying every tekken and have concluded that I actually hate tekken

og was mid I dropped it never played the remake

>>537697273
Laugh, but pigs are incredible animals. Super affectionate. Super expressive. They're incredible pets, on par with cats and dogs. They know how to manipulate you for cuddles like cats and are always near you, obedient like dogs.
The problem is that they're very expensive and not ideal for living in a flat.

I drew Reina on Wplace

im playing gran turismo 7 with music on and grade 2 painkillers in my system… amazing stuff

i wish gt7 would come on pc

>>537698186
pigs also taste incredible

>>537698186
how is a pig expensive cant you just buy itt from a farm lmao. or you mean living expenses of having one

im > i’m

im a failure

od tekken 8 general thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbDGl7jEazA

im going to tokyo on monday lads should i go to tgs ?

yeah and start a fight with m

>>537696164
which Reina: Reina (female) Reina (female(male))

>>537698970
Yeah for VIRTUA FIGHTER 6 !!

>>537699056
this nigga using planted medusa talking points lol

>>537698481
Absolutely.

>>537698504
A real pig I think they eat like 2 kgs of food a day, My cats eat 3 kgs of food a month.

>>537699264
shieeeeeeeeeeet how the fuck lil fatasses

why do kazuya mains get so touchy whenever someone suggests their character isn't an impossibly difficult bottom 1 character with no tools or redeeming qualities

pigs eat everything they are fucking gross and their meat calcifies your pineal gland they re just giant fucking rats

i am a spectator of life abridged

>>537699581
how about you kill yourself ? beinh a CHADzuya CHAD is something you faggot can’t grasp so kick rocks tranny

call me gay, retarded even... but how are there faggots making cream api alts just to plug in quick play. like bro, im just trying to learn the fucking matchups and play this dog ass game

jews are unleashing their false flag operation against kazuya alhumdillah we must persevere habibis kazuya needs his 40 virgins mishima ackbar

Who will they reveal next VFbros... generic ninja, generic sumo, or chun li rip off?

generic jimmy

generic purple alt asian anime e-girl
oh wait...

CRAIG MARDUK!!!!

reina is a miracle of design, true lightning in a bottle
nothing can recreate her allure

she is literally temu juri

>>537701509
thank you brother, i love t8 but reina is a dollar store juri

>i love t8
disgusting

>>537699581
he has no tools and no frames

>juri
who?

i meant to say yuri

>>537699597
I googled that and only found spiritual hippie bullshit websites, and even they pointed out that it's RAW pork that's the issue.

I gotta small willy

no benis?

Time to go to sleep with no job as an incel loser scum of the earth creepy weirdo with no friends family or future as well as 19 undiagnosed ailments including mental disorders and fungal infections some of which are inherited from the parents who abandoned me at birth and the worst of it all is my dog bit me and ran away today so I will cry until it is time for my few hours of solitude that will certainly be cut short because of the gun shots that fly through my neighborhood every day

>>537704054
sell everything you own and leave your hometown it’s the only way

start taking HRT its the only way

Nigga inherited fungus

Nigga has a terrible customization taste.

Im so mad about the chloe being confirmed dead and not returning thing kinda killed my hype for the game over all desu
>>537668084

>>537704740
I look like this

>>537704740
>how in god's name did you know i was nordic

I think it's time for KEKken to take a seat at the side table and let SOULcalibur GODS feast.

do you have faith in markman to keep evo free from saudi corruption?

>>537705485
loled out loud

>>537705676
Markman is the world's biggest spineless, sycophantic, groveling ass-kisser. And he's made a career out of simply figuring out who or what to be subservient to

>>537667412
They did nothing, the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNdZBLCvog

it's up

im dehhh

asuka ultimate tackle but she mounts my penis and won't get off even as i beg for mercy

>>537706673
You could've just said he was Filipino

I drank the chocolate milk

>>537705683
I wasn't joking.

looneylili<3

3-5 minutes waiting for a match with crossplay on ? nice game

>>537706896
what game is p2?

>>537707935
persona 2.

>>537707935
Prey 2, it was announced then cancelled, this is some leaked dev videos

my mother condemns my faggotry

she raised you, that says more about her than you

my mother commands faggotry

>>537705485
purely socioeconomic factors

havent played since cliv- a week or so

i wish i was good at mixshimas and good at learning comboes so i could learn new characters with ease

>>537711085
have sex with me

>>537711151
imma straight mofo :/

>>537711085
That's what you get for starting with Xiaoyu

my hand/eye coordination has been damaged by 12 years of neetdom im hardstuck brawler (tekken god)

>>537697390
>Islam is based tho

>>537712734
That's Vaticanian nigga althoughbeit

this is the most autistic image ive made

>>537702903
where'd her pants go

>>537713336
hmm pretty hot

>>537713336
male or not im going in you

>>537713624
lel

>>537713336
learn photoshop or give the image to ai to cutout the background

>>537713935
usually use the ms paint one didnt work this time for some reason

M is attending the China Military Parade

i dropped all the way from bushin to fujin

Joint
https://youtu.be/ntW9zAS5DtE

GM is a faggot
wow

goona patch

ive noticed tekken players get really angry at goona behavior

That's kind of crazy to make a patch just for the Gooners. I didn't even know Gooners play Tekken and it's kind of weird to goon off Tekken. Half the characters are underage, right? Xiaoyu underage. Asuka underage. Um, Reina underage. Uh, Alisa a robot. You know what I'm saying? Lily underage. So, it's kind of I don't know why it's kind of weird to goon off of this to be real witchu, but you know, there's always uh Predator Boyz out there. So, yeah, guys, that's basically what the patch is. Let me know what y'all think about this Goonarrific patch.

kazuya main and bryan main linked up
sneed it or feed it?

why are their pros much more likeable than ours???

>>537717547
i hope murray flays these niggas alive

>>537717516
this is the result of no male teachers in the classroom

>>537717516
sex with both

harada is gonna retire by the end of this year

Im taking a break from tekken to do "life stuff" and 2 weeks and counting i will be garbage when return i fear

i will chjek if fahkumlams mid high into mid high 3,4 shit is steppable to avoid it looping or if i have to hard guess

from the state of the game currently, it seems that the boycott has failed...

>tekken 7 april fools joke is adding harada to the game (not actually, but adding his beard and sunglasses as customization items)
>tekken 8 april fools joke is the season 2 update (destroys what little goodwill the game had left and nearly cost HMN their jobs)

#OpenToWork

they have no energy to complain anymore

another month of nothing before we get reddit king

i honestly don't know what the fuck they even do at the tekken project, this game has no balance updates, no events, no worrthwile cosmetics, no extra game modes that require maintenance

the hair strands wont make themselves

real g's move in silence like lasagna

i havent spoken a word in 4 days.

i like murray

>>537724086
i really liked the song pancho villa off that album

>>537666821
Miguel??? No one played this motherfucking Spaniard. Piece of shit, Harada, useless fool.

>>537724086
That is not THREAD THEME, thoughbeit...
https://youtu.be/BSaUXsaBnI8?si=B-7fsxR5vgM8MH2s

>>537721047
This little asian bitch is the reason they are throwing balance patches once per year now. Good job Phiddle dicks. You sure did good on that one, complaining about "PROS PROS PROS CAN'T ADAPT MUST BALANCE AAAAAFTER TOURNEYS" when this fucking little limp dick doesn't even compete anymore. What a fucking disaster. I will forever hate his guts for this.

>>537726530
Less balance patches is good for the health of the game

im simultaneously hot and cold at the same time man fuck my self

joecrush is so washed now..

i think the street shitters are even more mentally ill than us

Now that Saudi arabia owns Evo which characters will be banned for Tekken

the Fagcumrag matchup is quite boring.

Would you say you dont enjoy a competitive game if you only like playing when there's points on the line? I enjoy playing Tekken ranked sometimes but playing casuals is boring.

I remember when leffen tried Tekken and thought he could go right into ranked without labbing MUs, good and funny times.

i mean you can, you're just not expected to win

>>537729485
Only thing I know about Leffen in Tekken is when Miirio fought him on Law. It was pretty funny

>>537730060
he also indirectly killed a guy in his community

>>537730150
Nothing to do with Tekken or even fighting games

leffen should have been banned for using the overlay in ranked

>>537730292
overlay drastically dropping in usage after it started marking people with [Overlay] in ranked is the funniest shit ever
disgusting cheaters

the guy that made the overlay tried to make a tekken 8 overhaul mod in the wake of the season 2 drop and gave up when people became critical of the changes he made. what a pussy bitch ass nigga

niggas really thought zero tracking outside of homing moves was the way

i shit on people using overlays in FGs but i play HS with a deck tracker...

should i exorcise bluds

>>537730249
melee is a better fighting game than d8

>pig slop is better than shit from a butt
well duh

im retaining my rank against a heihachi masher

the wall 5050 is truly retarded with his heat smash

whats your favorite stage bluds mine is lee mansion or whatever its called

jungle outpost 2

tekken notation so much better than sf for a midwit

>>537720536
If it was Kojima, he would actually do it and everyone would be sucking him off for it

>>537734324
just powercrush it, most heihachis don't have a brain to go past layer 1

I dont know the Heihachi matchup so many weird strings and how he can go into stance mixup

Currently whacking it.
Any 'ka material would be appreciated

>>537736090
ahh interesting will that beat the low i think toio its slow

>>537731521
Not even as good of a party game as T8.

i spent 15 hours today playing aram and tekken
it was my reward for learning programming yesterday for 5 hours
i also had 2 tekken related dreams so maybe it is occultically justified/subconsciously
i want to break my no exercise streak but it's 2am but i think ill go jog anyways to my threadmill
blogpost over

>all the fgc pro players are rightfully condemning evo being an arm of the saudi government
>except tekken pros
why are they like this

the only negative pro player opinion of the saudi evo acquisition i saw was from sonicfox. and his tweet made me glad saudis are going to make those people stop showing up to evo going forward

evo mecca day 4 where every tranny that drowned in pools gets stoned

in 2045 the elites will make themselves into powerful creatures like picrel. youll see bitches like this walking around and they will kill you with one claw attack for fun if they wanted to or if you dont bow.

bryan main here

>>537737136
Wallah we must keep seein the korean vs the paki, yes saar

lol

JoeBudden tierlist.
Another banger.

>>537739998
>alisa above anna and nina

>lee bottom tier
thank you for your service joint DEAAAAA

Damn maybe I thought wrong of Alisa
she's bigger than I thought

Season 2 rank inflation has introduced a new system which I like to think of as GoD purgatory. I've played a few hundred matches in the past few weeks, and haven't demoted or been anywhere near promotion with there being 55k points from floor to ceiling. Skill levels vary a ton and you're still playing T8S2, it's like a light form of mental torture

>>537740163
what did they do to yoshi

I don't understand what Lee supposedly lacks

no heat
no lows
no mids
no highs
no tracking
no damage
no range
no frames
no panic moves

is tgs garbage now

always has been

should i exercise its 3:15 am getting later and later

im going to go on vacations long 20 hour flight if my neck is already semi paralyzed from being a degenerate who doesnt exercise i cant imagine after that flight

only have 6 days till flight shiet i fucked up

>>537740896
I know you're not serious but I'm astounded that Leetards downplayed him into getting heat moves, then downplayed some more after he got them.

had some epic set against some GoD Bryan on his Tekken King Kazuya alt lmao

>>537742072
anivia xiaoyu such a cutie :~333

Capcom Won

once you realize there is a meaningful part of this playerbase that just uses the game to take pictures of Reina in outfits you realize why the balance is like this

Tit balance

booted up 'dawn again...

booted up linkedin again...

To play Kazuya at GoD you need 100 defense and to know every option select to every stance in the game

didn't you quit the game man

I have a healthier relationship with it now that I don’t feel like a failure in it. Finally proud of my rank so I don’t get tilted almost at all.

Whats dawn

I did quit Kaz though my fingers hurt playing em

a character i've spilled a lot of seed to...

I quit women

the premier offline APRG with depth surpassed only by PoE1

Im still up at 5am

OCE? we can have a sesh

>>537747146
Thanks for reminding me that I also get eyesightmogged

no shot kazuya mains are straight

Kazuya mains are straight homosexuals. They hate women so much they fuck burly males out of spite.

I deleted the post I was spelling out the joke too much

So yesterday or today basically I played a lot with AniviaXiaoyu in ranked and truthfully it was fun experience specially my last set against that Tekken King Kazuya. I also had a blast playing ARAM and played with a guy from the south of my country so there is a 10% chance I made an online friend which is epic we had good chemistry but I’m not gonna count on it. But yeah I had fun playing Anivia Xiaoyu and ARAM. Very nice. Even the Tekken God Heihachi was fun. Now tomorrow I can’t really just play games I gotta do something more serious so I will see then. Either way it was an exciting day. I better go to sleep now it’s 5:30am it’s gonna fuck me up the longer I wait.

>fuck me
gladly

Are you the nigga I played against once I feel like you are

Capcom Won

Sega Won

Xiaoyu Won

Nintendo Won

i've lost

It’s 6am I really wanna play Tekken. Weird ass almost like muffled music noises when I sleep at these hours.

>>537750915
dumn american

tgirls and brown girls, I want nothing in between.

Reinas butt will be nerfed next patch but her bust will be buffed. Anna needs butt nerfs. Incompetent dev team.

leo's bulge could use a buff

leo's bulge in my butt

im no cap gay

Mocap

can't relate, sorry, I don't main kazuya

every time i see a woman's ass now i always imagine it farting

You are now manually brea- thinking about the hosts of ewc this year (the Afro black guy with the stocky middle eastern nigga)

hold up his writing is THIS fire?!

I only remember them cause they were mildly fat

I farted on my home room teacher

I farted on my chair like a normal person

I have a poster of the ewc announcers on my kayak

The birds are chirping

is jun a bird

that feel when
when you are reading a romcom manga and unconsciously grinning so hard your jaw starts hurting but then it ends and you remember you are a tekken player with nobody in your life
thank you for subscribing to my blog

that refreshing feel when you realise you're on your own, free to do whatever the fuck you want the way you want

I'll buy an amd gpu specifically to play Tekken 8 at 40 fps and ruin all your matches

>have free will
>spend 9 hours a day playing tekken 8
maybe i should be a chimp

season 2 has made me a worse player

playing tekken 8 every match is ruined by default

Found one of you anons in the lounge!

im lili if she was real

im a failure

I... am Steve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV4JUuk4i_M
it's up

I wish I had
>a dad

I wish I had
>a penis

nothing makes me sadder than my head

what you need is practice
*unzips dick*

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
sex with miary zo

I exposed myself

I played tekken 8

>>537757958
my condolences.

micheal

please

kill

everything… sucks…

im a failure

im litterally maccer from gta sa

i'm trying to learn branded

brand?
huge fan

remember dk bananza

anivia?
huge fan

metroid 4

>>537761678
that came out 24 years ago

im day drinking

Waiting great Shimbori's comeback.

dustiel said... oh wait he didn't lmao kwab

>>537761812
i came too

>>537762565
okay?

>David lynch
forgotten
>Ozzy
forgotten
>Terry bollea
forgotten
>Dustiel
remembered and immortalized

dustiel was the first "celebrity" death that got to me

>>537754550
fakr jin main

Fixing Steve's face should've been higher priority than Asuka's neck

2 underwear change til armor king!

british people are ugly so steve should be too

ugly people are ugly by choice

Is this general literally being kept alive by one dude

I may be one dude, but I am also 20 different personalities

im another dude with 54 personalities, that was also one of my other personalities that thinks they have 20 personalities

men? huge fan

im genuinely the only poster at some hours im fucking loser

>people are welcomed by my messages when they eventually come back to this shithole
how is that being a loser? have you considered that we come back to see your messages? also have you considered i developed feels for you in a sexual manner and i want to spend my life with you?
kazuya main btw

i'm a split personality that doesn't know it's a split personality
that's why another split personality that does know wrote this behind my back to confuse me

i only have one personality and i want to die

another 40 years and you'll get what you want

the only people that come back are a part of me anyways what difference does it make

blud eats people

cannibalistic shemales

cronos the new dawn will kill tekken 8

I played tekken 8 and I don't pretend to shower today.

Can we have a moment of silence for our Strive sisters? Evo is literally over for them.

leffen won

shemen for the W

remember when ace from the powerpuff girls became a gorillaz member and had a bunch of promo art where he was getting lovey dovey with noodle

no but I remember when tekken was good.. or do i

im pencilnecked

im pencildicked

Xiaoyu Ling

i love to be with dudes

>>537740163
>Lidia S tier
>Jun A tier
These 2 should swap.
>Feng B tier
Come on he's not that bad..should be in A tier. Rest seems fine.
>>537740654
Clive is just a better version of him now.

nice general

nice captain

nice balls

im pencilgrecked and densilblecked

yeah i love a woman with big hanging shaved balls

I was telling a "guy" through some channel that I used to be a fighter, and my life as a fighter, but I told them I was never a fighter, the level 1 fiction was that I did it as a hobby when I never did, and the level 2 fiction was that I was a professional fighter which I never did even less. The guy said "thank you" after I was done telling the story and disconnected. They were a schizo with a youtube channel called San Francisco ______ ( dont remember the last part) and had a cross as their logo,a poorly made one. They sounded vaguely nasally almost digital. Like you would imagine some ugly manlet with glasses. They sounded smug after I told them my story, like I had revealed personal information they could use against me, maybe due to the level of detail I went into. It may have happened after a fictional fight I had, I think I lost. Either way the body of my opponent was very rigid and strong. After I was done telling them this I tried to find them but he was gone completely. I think he left in my garden, I was afraid he'd show up in my room so I was paralyzed. I don't know why or what that was or why I was so scared. A part of me feels like this being was digital, a part of me thinks they are real, or that they're supernatural. I wish I could remember the last part of the channel so that I could look for them online.

what's blud yappin about

another neet nap in the books yup crippling fatigue sure is something now only if I had some money to get a mental evaluation

>>537692125
>find the image set
>116 images
>literally only the last 10 images are lewd or nudes
People pay for this shit???

>>537774181
Kazuya won

Xiaoyu

>>537776494
share with the class

I feel like I am in a submarine, on a one way trip...

the beatles are ass

>>537776940
https://hentai-cosplay-xxx.com/image/calir_cc-reina-tekken-8/page/2/

linked the 2nd page cus that's all that matters

Tekken: The Beatles
Street Fighter: The Beach Boys

Yes SF is better here.

Armor King is coming soon

Nah, MK is the Beatles
Tekken is THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/1AbLstAAbcM?si=xN8I1VoxK-WHeG4f

SF6 is the Sunflower of the FGC

Tekken is Eminem.

>>537778515
WE'RE TALKING 60S POP HERE YOU STUPID IGNORANT ZOOMER FUCK

finished dark ages
pretty fun

it's time to talk about tekken
tekken talk time

>>537778460
The Beach Boys album? So incredibly underrated for its time but one of the best in the series?

>>537778554
Tekken: Kendrick Lamar
SF: Drake

SFA2: Pet Sounds
SF3: Smiley Smile
3S: Smile Sessions
SF4: Sunflower
SF6: Surf's Up

80's synth goes so hard

Doom 2016: Tekken 5 DR
Doom Eternal: Tekken 7
Doom the Dark Ages: Tekken 8 S2

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ulFSNIdCU

Tekken 2: Summer Days and Summer Nights
Tekken 3: Beach Boys Today!
Tekken 4: Smiley Smile
Tekken 5: Pet Sounds
Tekken 6: Surf's Up
Tekken 7: Smile Sessions or BWPS
Tekken 8: Summer in Paradise

>>537779225
So Tekken was never good and was just flashy shit relying on nostalgia boomers who clapped everytime they did a instant kill QTE?

doom 2016 is boring garbage so that one is definitely accurate

>equating glory kills to simply QTEs
poser boomer faggot go back to morkcord and cry to you heroes mork and boghog

Tekken 5DR:Vice City
Tekken 6: San Andreas
TTT2: GTA4
T7: GTA5
T8: GTA6

now that you mention it I've never seen Murray and Mike Love in the same room before

you joke but a "DON'T FUCK WITH THE FORMULA" guy would have been a godsend during t8's development

every rockstar game is ass

T7 is RDR2

Tekken is like nu metal it was cool and edgy when you were a kid then it got cringe after it peaked and then you realised it was always kind of shit

>>537780098
oh no no a ZooM 2016 apologist.

Tekken 3: Diablo 2
Tekken 5: Diablo 2
Tekken 5 DR: Diablo 2 LoD
Tekken Tag 2: Diablo 3 (on launch)
Tekken 7: Diablo 3 (after years of patching)
Tekken 8: Diablo Immortal

>>537780517
>marathon image
i bet your poser faggot ass played the source port version that trivializes the colony ship for sale puzzle

17ers are pretending 5dr isn't a kusoge again

speaking of posers...

>>537780457
yeah I guess you're right, my favorite will always be 2 because it was peak edge

>>537781063
true, tekken has always been objectively shit since the series began.

>>537781185
turning your protagonist into the literal devil was kinda peak even now desu, i also love that everyone in this universe, if not an asshole, has a hard-edge angle to them (aside from lili), it really fits a fighting game series

i'm completely serious btw

>>537781467
>kinda peak
zoomerspeak detected, opinion discarded.

aye bruh us boomers hip wit it too just cuz you musky aint mean shit

kazuya is a vegeta ripoff and devil kazuya is just majin vegeta.

Big Green dead?

idc *oink*

e-hentai org/g/3159525/4a995e8a02/

>>537782373
>e-

game is cheaters all the way down

>>537782373
How embarrassing.

>>537782373
Lili's dick isn't that small

>>537782825
We know, Asuka.

why are reina sisters like this

>trying to buy bitcoin on binance
>spend 2k
>lose 120$

is this normal wtf this is double the price of tekken

this dude actually got bored of the casino simulator he joined the fake internet money casino oh my days

>>537711085
Pantsu...

says the viewbotter

im making popcoin

>>537778792
>one of the best in the series?
LMAO

i've stopped playing tekken but my hair keeps falling out...

I need to expose

Reina and Lili dont have pps

I got the micro one

it's up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2y-qNFnbfk

>>537776503
Holy...

mashen 8 is finished

sf: sum41
tekken: limp bizkit

aint no one give a fuck about either of those enough to have an opinion blud

>>537785616
average tekgenner is too young to remember either of those bands.

they were a bunch of guys led by one dude, not really a band

T3 - college dropout
T4 - his car crash
TTT1 - graduation
T5 - 808s
T5DR - MBDTF
T6 - watch the throne
Tag 2 - TLOP
T7 - Yeezus
T8 - Cuck

silksong comes out tomorrow... i can't believe it bros...

hollow knight was mid and I dropped it 5 mins in

platformers are all the same garbage

i dont play willyvania slop THO and if i did it'd be superior willyvania slop from nips or chinks. pretty funny watching troonera and jewsky sois mald at the price DOUGH

>>537788316
>making other game devs starve
based
it's a dog eat dog world out there

it's only hilarious considering how they're doing AAA tier killing competition but they're killing other indie/AA games instead. If only someone did that to Tekken

hmmm today i will
go on a place filled with people i hate to find posts that make me mad
i wonder why im so depressed all the time must be the joos

>>537788459
*doggy-dog world
>>537788601
aaa is already basically dead at this point tbf. kind of hard to kill it any more

footprints

tekken 8 literally flopped due to lack of footprints in the sand, this is unironic

>>537787472
/tekgen/ is allergic to good games, that's why they play tekken 8 LOL

tekken 8 flopped because murray went to the wrong monk in thailand and the game got cursed

>>537790004
brap

murray invented the N word

press O for iframes but 2d and also without a map

>>537790004
>can only choose one girl
the impossible choice

>>537790004
I WANNA SMELL THEIR ASSHOLES SO BAD

Tekken 8 needs large assed lady

>>537790004
lili has cute hamstrings here.

master raven return soon

master bater

is it weird to have a genuine sexual attraction to hamstrings/knees and stuff?

>>537790985
depends on the gender, women? yeah that's weird and probably need professionals to solve it.
men? nah that's normal, strong hamstrings and rocksolid knees? that shit is epic bro congratulation on your fetish

im way too excited about this custom LMAO

>>537790280
hollow knight does have a map doe

niggas down so bad they beggin for recycled assets s mh

>>537790291
>>537790004
i'll take the monagesque princess and make sure she felt more happiness than what her family's wealth and status have ever brought her

>>537791585
isnt this shit in the game?

ive learned to mash out flowcharts with no effort to GoD. lab characters are a cheat code.

>>537791667
Nah, she has the Kamala fit instead

>>537791283
i'm actually insanely attracted to you, you can't even begin to imagine

>>537790004
i need my face sat on

stop samefagging

krazeegames up

i'm fagging out, not samefagging

>>537791912
we can trace the decline of western civilization to when women started wearing pantsuits

lets meet up in the tekken lounge

do you guys still play kinoken8?

ive adapted my brain to kinoken through 2k games

peakken 7
shitten 8

peakken pawg pornament 2

why do slytiger and krazeegames have such pull on this general

i'm waiting for tokyo games show

>>537792769
this is what scrubs who can't appreciate mixup kino believe

samefagging saved this general

>>537792958
mashing*
ftfy

vf6 is the only thing that keeps us going

I think people hate incels in this game because the game does a terrible job of showing them. There's a miniscule symbol at the top of the hell bars showcasing the incel. Who the fuck is gonna see that in a real match.

I cannot take this anymore

>defense 54 tekken god lee player, falls for lili qcf3+4 into hopkick 3 times in a row

All respect this characters not hard i think

what would it take for tekken to become popular in japan

>>537796898
Arcades

Im bad at using dickjab because every character has a different dickjab input

xiaoyu has no dickjab

>I'm bad
Should've stopped there

she does d2

xiaoyu has no dick

YOU KNOW I'M BAD

got fked by a reina with my lili again ._.

>>537796898
Drive Rush

im a failure

Im trying to play with more mind games

we know, tekken 8

Summer is ending.
We'll miss it.

im not well

my mind is always playing games with me I am not well

All these unwell niggas are making me unwell

I feel awkward regarding tekgen at this exact moment and as well as my Tekken gameplay

lost to that Reina they were good players I don’t know why

doesn't even matter how hard you try

I want to invest in gold or crypto but I don’t have much money. So I will do an oil painting and try to sell it at like 400 and put the money in. Just hustle ya heard.

>>537800773
Rank?

that oil painting? AI generated

>>537796898
Reina pussy flavored sweets that crack and pop on your tongue.

>>537791974
o_o

>>537801470
nice image lel

im sick in the head

>>537796898
The entire cast is replaced with Street Fighter, Virtua Fighter or Guilty Gear characters

nice general

yeah you just ruined it

it's aight

Blud is right

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/s/5HDI8GYSIM
nigga said edgy

>>537807220
based

>>537807220
falling for it back in 2016 is one thing but surely no one still supports the pedo orange dementia man who loves Israel in 2025 right?

kamala lost

its coming up
its coming up
its coming up
its deaaaahhh

gmjointoldschoolblud bringing back the og tekken just play the game nigg$$$$

everything
>sucks

im sick every day

I exposed myself

im playing tiktok8

im gonna play midknight tomorrow and drop it most likely

except tekkino 8

I fucked a shemale

I want a male

I exposed myself

>>537808082
Nah he's still based outside the israel part.

plantedmedusa was right we didnt hear

being wrong about everything is so heckin based

no one hears what medusa says these days lmao

how was your summer fellas

the season changes but things stay the same
alas that is the fate of a neet

>>537813916
sweltering

>>537813916
i went to japan for the 3rd summer in a row just to drink all day and im going back on monday, the rest of the year i don’t go outside

i just finished reading the first three-body problem book and now I'm too spooked to go to sleep

you are bugs

im chopped and also unc

earth is cooked

>>537815189
whats the point of reading retarded books like this when actual fine literature exists you dumb fuck

so im a failure that’s a fact but if i fail to fail i win ? interesting

Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in-a-your window

no you're in an endless cycle of pretending you must fail in order to succeed I would know seeing as I lead a life of failure. im a failure.

>>537817435
xD

start with the greeks

the greeks were into men

>>537817435
Why is Leo there you fucking N WORD

Im brown asf

>>537817435
Props of the guy this was one of the most fun videos I've seen of Tekken. Anyone not appreciating this patch is a no-fun tryhard.

release the files murray

i'm gay for pussy

How old is Jun anyway, mid 20s?
>but she...
Time freeze, didn't age.

cool general

I wanna fucka da tranny

me and eskay sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

>>537820016
40

>>537662481 (OP)
I only cam in for asuka

id never fuck a tranny

faggot

no Hwoarang no Raven no Alisa = Climb

im a bum

I got turned down during spin the bottle

i cant climb with kazuya but im climbing with Lili

EVERY FUCKING THING SUCKS !!!!

I'm enjoying tgirls

nah i been having tgirl fatigue dawg

tryna get TGS with nigLi

>26% winrate into law over ~87 matches
I didn't know I was struggling this bad with the matchup.
How do I even approach this guy?

space and wait for the law player to kill himself

ssr duck the dss

They season 2'ed dead by daylight

Injustice 3D finna sweep us all off the ground, kiss our lips and save us from Tekkek

lost to a beginner 46 defense panda

who is law

im not playing no wb game pal i will stick with tekken until fucking i die hopefully soon tho

when will it stop

made it with lili lil niggs

the nightmare? never

now do it with a real character

if i do it with real character i will break my middle finger with kaz

>>537823954
>>537824324
Thank you, I'll try that.
Thinking back on it I was probably getting ch all the time trying to punnish.

nice excuse

There's no waking up this time

>>537825767
Jun peeking in the no. 4 spot

I've been browsing tranny hookers on the internet and the options are the two extremes. It's either an old man in a wig who will do it for free or the rare passing cute femboy who's so exclusive you can't even contact them directly. Bryan main btw if that matters.

>>537826757
>Bryan main
Noted

idk how niggas be liking winter shit sucks yo

im not making it through another winter

idk how niggas be liking women shit sucks yo

i have to do the opposite of what my coddled lazy pussy mind wants me to do

peed in the sink again

Good things Tekken 8 has done:
>nerf snake edges
>slow down throws and give them utility (you can say the homing is gorilla but it helps against nigger moves like Hwo b1, jin uf2 etc)
>speed up obnoxious lows like Claudio db3 (the reason this is good is that by speeding it up you can now actually balance it like a real low instead of some broken online gimmick) and delte the strength of broken semi reactable lows (s2 jin d2 for example or claudio d2,2)
>delete KND in certain FC lows like Hei FC df4 as well is good
>add cool gimmicks to characters like DJ chains or King charge bullshit or Jun beams (think it gives them identity) but I can see they are annoying, maybe I'm buckbroken

aint reading + no

>STEAM FRAME trademarked by Valve

tekken 8's days are numbered

everything sucks and it can't be fixed

>my defense went up to 95

soon a degenerate autist

I exposed myself

there was no reason to nerf snake edges
didnt read the rest of that shit

they domt bother me now but back in the day when i was learning they were pure cancer

Snakes edges should be -12 (or even safe) low pokes. A reactable low should be low risk low reward so it's not game breaking in online 3 bar connections and not completely useless at high level. I am correct so don't bother arguing.

I shaln't argue then

been spendin' most their lives livin' in harada's paradise

I went into a man's trenches and I didn't discover the horrors of war, in fact, it was amazing.

do you guys think futa cum would cure sore throats?

>>537831967
>shaln't

i absorb through osmosis all the vocabulary here and then use it it makes me feel like a copycat but at the same time its a natural process

i dig dudes

>>537833071
ESL?

>>537833220
We know, Leo.

despite climbing today i had like 3/10 fun level the game kinda sucks

havent played since clive

snake edging

i dig leo

>>537800453
turning reina slutty with the bikini is lame

>>537833794
>reina (...) is lame
agreed

after the next patch I'm going to post "we are so back"

this is my one chance to make a good OP let me consider my options

>>537834165
no you're not.

>>537833425
same

is up >>537834618

>>537834660
too early you dumbfuck.

>>537820016
She is about 45. If you don't include the time she spent magicked away to dreamland, she would be about 37.

real thread: >>537835579

>>537834660
>>537835672
which one, which one, which one