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>see Elysia/Cyrene
>instantly get a boner
How do I stop this?

>>537701059
Translus...

I won the 50/50!

If you could make a character (playable or not) [Partner++] who would it be and why?

>>537700904 (OP)
Caelus wife is cute

Yuri general

>>537701059
>AGP is canon

>>537700784
hey isn't siobhan as a name related to sean

>>537701145
cyrene

>>537701059
Why don't paglus players ever post a screenshot of that scene where you can choose to kiss Daniel at the start of 3.0?

>>537701048
I have the same problem.

>>537701114
time for a butt...

I need some assistance, bwos...

Caelus: I have AGP, and I also love it when my wife spends the night with other guys.

>>537701329
yeah no shit you're replying to yourself

>>537701114
Why Are you posting a 2023 screenshot? Nobody is rolling silverwhore.

Swannie, my beloved!

>>537701059
Space transexual

>>537701420
Not true

>>537701048
>>537701048
same

>>537701329
She's 12

Kafka love! Kafka handholding! Kafka hug! Kafka kiss! Kafka cuddle! Kafka sex! Kafka marriage! Kafka impregnation! Kafka family! Kafka life!

Im noticing that no male = no money

>>537701420
I dunno anon
between her and the trophy wife I made up my mind

I love my wife

>>537701048
Why would you want to stop that?

>>537701364
that?
all silver wife.

>>537701536
Maybe she shouldn't be so flirty and seductive then

>>537701358
Obviously Cyrene. Unless she's perpetually in hag-form, in which case you should skip everyone and save for 4.X.

>>537701329
Have you found anything that even slightly helped you out on that issue?
>>537701607
Because I don't want to masturbate the whole day!

>>537701318
because we dont choose that
what a dumb question

...Does she have a cameltoe?!

What would you do if you were sparkle

Phantylia? My [Partner++].

You realize Cyrene is Mem right?
Stop sexualizing your pet.

everyone wishes they could be sparkle

Nano? My partner+++

Dim posted Cyrene ultimate
https://x.com/Notmdi/status/1962863818213556229

Don't open

>>537701896
rape sparkle

>>537701364
>from 200K rolls to barely 12K
kek zzz is fucking dead

>>537701968
I already have a pet!
His name is Trotterlord!

YOU NEED HER

>>537701393
That would be fun....
But this is getting into the territory of what we discussed a couple of days ago, if you are that same Anon I'm thinking of.

>>537701968
Yes?

>>537702090
literally wife coded

>>537701543
Mama love! Mama handholding! Mama hug! Mama kiss! Mama cuddle! Mama sex! Mama marriage! Mama impregnation! Mama family! Mama life!

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (103)

Silver Wife!

WAKE ME UP
(wake me up inside)
CANT WAKE UP
SAVE ME

if given a choice, you wouldnt tranform into sparkle for a day?

>>537702351
>>537702351
Holy cute and canon

>>537702351
C&C

ROLL FOR HER NOW

>>537701968
>pet play
BASED

>>537702401
No. I'd rather own Sparkle for a day instead.

>>537702342
they quite literally cannot top the pure erotic energy this radiates, ever

>>537702351
That doesnt make senseee

>>537702351
There's no way this person is seriously thinking that
What level of delusion is that?

>>537702487
with sparkle's body, the one on top is simply the most skilled

>>537702551
>What level of delusion is that?
yuriturds do be like that

>>537702090
If Elysia is getting these animations I'm sure that Cyrene is getting THRONE tier emanator ones but it still doesn't sit well with me that March got a pissing jellyfish and 1.X tier ult animations

>>537702447
Done

Trailblazer(canon): I want to become Sparkle

cute schizo

>>537702241
Wife

>>537702351
c&c always wins

>>537701551
f-f-five worms a year

>>537702351
>Me making shit up is a "SUBTLE" hint at them being lovers
Yurikeks are a scary bunch

>>537702226
Was it the guy who posted Herta? I think I saw a little bit of that conversation

>>537702815
Edo Star will have 6~7. I hope you’re ready

>>537702551
>>537702621
Do you guys not understand that it is a joke?!
...Wait, are you also joking? Am I the one who did not understand the joke?

Double Bronya...

>>537702718
herta(canon):i want to become TB

SILVERSEGGS

>>537702496
>Petite build
>Tight and midriff oriented clothing.
>Amazing ass
>Cute hairstyle
Peak Sexo

>>537702946
I have a suspicion Hyacine does most of the damage here.

>>537702447
it's been 2 years already

>>537702905
Can't wait

>>537702969
>Patreon for AI slop
Shameless.

>>537702945
I don't even know what's real and what's not with how people who play this game are. I wouldn't be surprised if that's a genuine thought.

>>537702648
I haven't been here a while but I thought Cyrene/Elysia were literally just merged into one character

>>537702718
And Sparkle wants to be TB. C&C

>>537702990
If it works...

>>537702447
I already have Cipher.
No deal.

>>537700904 (OP)
>HI3fag keeps making threads
If you're gonna make pink threads at least make it Cyrene...

>>537702496
i don't know how this design managed to get approved

>>537702945
Schrodinger joke depending of backlash

>>537702945
A lot of people really don't think it's a joke and the fact many of those people are men who truly and honestly believe they can make themself a woman by simply saying so leads me to believe that they could headcanon anything, including fictional relationships based on obscure meta site tags.

>>537702945
>just joke haha
>unless....

>>537703189
probably because she looks like a little boy

Firefly: So Caelus... How is the HRT I gave you?
Caelus: It's amazing, I can't believe how well it worked, now I can dress up as Sparkle!
Firefly: Haha, I'm glad you're happy with it, let's take a photo together.

>>537702945
>hahaha you silly anons I was only pretending to be retarded!

>>537703189
>goes commando
SLUT

I'm sorry guys.
But because of [HEADCANON] I think Aglaea and Tribbie (specifically) are fucking.

>>537703289
nice deflection, but you guys make whole headcanons out of nothing and get mad when its not true
just look at columbina

>>537703143
I will if the game makes me like her so far Cyrene is just stealing my wife's face for cheap pagbait.

>Nanook belts nowhere to be seen on hag Cyrene
What a waste.

>>537701059
kekypow

>>537703332
c&c

JUST HOW TIGHT ARE THIS WOMAN'S CLOTHES?!

>>537703434
Or she wears a g-string.

Midnon....

>>537703332
Why the FUCK did Mihoyo pander to agpfreaks?

>>537703463
Unlike Fugue she isn't Destruction [Partner+++]

>>537703552
I forgot Topaz was kinda sexy.

>>537701551
Archer doesn't count because he's literally (You) and also a huge chunk of Phainon's sales came from the fate collab. Also, the other males floppity slopped. Hugo was the lowest selling banner in ZZZ btwdesu

>>537703552
tighter by the year

Kafka love!

Heterochuds, our response?

>>537703601
E1 Cerydra is the real deal

>>537703601
You should submit this to prydwen.

>>537703601
oh no no no no no

When you first get on AE, you talk to March and she mentions being frozen and drifting through space. She then mention that Himeko, Welt, and someone else that she cant remember, found her and rescued her.
I think this unknown person gets mentioned once more by another AE member. And Welt says at one point (when you ask him about our companions early on in the game) that he is not sure when Pomu appeared on the train.
Who is that mysterious person that no one seems to remember? Are they setting up for something?

>>537703715
Mama love! Mama got moves!

>>537703297
"little boys" don't have hips and an hourglass figure like that.

>>537703727
>our response?
I will become Sparkle and have lesbian sex with my wife Firefly.

>>537703727
you cant make fun of someone who's laughin too

Cyrene rabu forever

>>537703460
>deflection
A deflection of what? That's just describing their behavior
>headcanons out of nothing
It's obviously not headcanon since whenever you see (You) pandering scenes then it's troons first who run to social media to cry about it. Enjoy all the pandering next patch and whenever Firefly makes a return.

__ ____, _____ _____ ___ ___ _____.

i think i'm getting old, wtf does agp even mean ?

>>537703360
Sucking her greek toes!

Why is Caelus doing this?

>>537702351
Same "people" will say that Caelus interlocking fingers with Cyrene is platonic

>>537703461
>3rd fag deliberately vandalizing the OP cause TB [Caelus] makes him seethe
You can't make this shit up.

Maybe Cerydra was designed to be used with future characters in 4.x like Kuki in Genshin was designed to be used with dendro.

PWEASE PLEASE SAVE MY GAME PLEASE

>>537704051
explode

>>537704103
I used to platonically interlock my fingers with my sister when we were kids

>>537704068
thats sparkle pretending to be caulus pretending to be sparkle

>>537704023
autogyeniphilia aka a mentally ill man who gets off to the idea of being a woman and wishes to become one

>stelle wants to be a vapid whore
>caelus wants to troon out
why would mihoyo tell us this about them

>>537704023
a giant penis

>>537704162
die you zzz scum

>>537704023
a good point

>>537704251
youre trying too hard to ragebait, guv

>>537704182
Were you also caressing her cheek while closing your face in? Let me guess, Alabama?

>>537704351
Oh! So "AGP Thread" is a thread where lots of sensible people are posting. Makes sense.

>>537702893
Yup, that's the one. You two speak similarly so I figured you were him.

>>537704012
adult bailu plz

>caelus is canonically trans
>elysia loves caelus
>caelus is meant to be a self insert
Caelus is Shaoji's self insert lmao

I hate the dialogue in HSR

>>537704467
yup, that's why everyone praises agp threads for their high quality and shitposters who do nothing but metapost hate them

>canonically trans
That's a new one

>>537704205
i see... but how is that different from a regular Tranny ?

>>537703449
anyone have a higher res of picrel?

>>537704407
>Were you also caressing her cheek while closing your face in?
Yeah, nothing weird about that.
>Let me guess, Alabama?
No, Ukraine

>TB is one of the 3 people herta likes according to the puppet
theyre slowly getting there, huh

>>537704123
She's good with anyone who can spam consecutive skills. Phainon, Anaxa, Archer.

>people itt are trannies or gay
>mfw

>>537702945
You severely underestimate how retarded Twittards can be.

*ahem*

YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

WILL

NEVER

BE

A

WOMAN

>>537704606
It's brand new in game content >>537701059

Canonically trans protagonists like Caelus & Rover.

>>537704729
we are all sparkle here

>>537704607
It isn't because most of them are mentally ill men with agp who want to take their fetish out into public or force other people to accept their fetish as reality.

>>537704660
>TB
>Ruan Mei
>Screwllum
Stephen lost...

>stelle wants to be a vapid whore
I can help her with that

>blend with memoria
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>537704776
>he wouldn't want to be sparkle

But I literally have a pussy? And it's throbbing right now? Explain that

>>537704162
>>537704306
If you thought ZZZ was actually dead or dying then you wouldn't bring it up unprompted in other threads. That just means it's living in your head rent free precisely because it's not dying and you need to convince yourself that it is.

you people take the fun out of any joke to make it about your gender war schizophrenia
youre no fun

>>537704810
You know it's bad for the gacha when MC is the absolute best looking girl.

>>537704937
Proof?

>>537704905
It means that there is an effect on the drinker. The guests are real and the event isn't 'all in le head', if that's what got you mad.

>dresses in low cut pencil skirt
>actual bimbo-IQ
>loved by multiple men
Stelle, more STACY what the fuck?!

Anon, you need a Partner++ in your life

>>537704810
If wuwa posters acted like that I'd save their game in a heartbeat

>>537704906
Sparkle wants to be (you)

CE
RY
DRA

aether might be gay and ugly but at least he's not trans

>>537705083
I never said it was my pussy. She just left.

>>537705101
Is Welt ok?

>>537704941
>because it's not dying

>>537705002
Mental illness do be like that

>>537705089
thanks

>>537705180
theyre literaly gonna fuck themselves

>caelus has fallen
>millions must die

Trannylus is canon...

>>537703824
remember
>lore question = no replies
>mention trans bi pan gay lesbian shit = at least 3 guaranteed (you)'s
>mention a few discord shitters in the same post for some extra (you)'s if you're feeling FRISKY

>>537705180
I want to be Sparkle

Watching is simply the best.

>>537705256
No problem, bro.

>no good lukashakalaca relic planar
standard kafka it is

How I feel every time I come here.

>>537705248
HSR and Genshin are also down massively year over year, you know. Can't win against the Horse Pussy.

Does BIG JUAN basically act as Yanqing's dad or what? Dude just lets his kid get raped by women on the daily.

>>537705447
Here's how I feel and why I'm a happy person!

>>537705361
Thank Shitji for that.

Please I've gone like 10 minutes without seeing any Cyrene or Elysia image and I'm already having withdrawal symptoms. Please post her or I'll die

>>537705469
Well yeah thats what they get when you relaunch ZZZ TWICE and use genshin to advertise it and take budget from HSR so everything ends up slowly dying

>>537703824
>Can't remember
Seems like a set-up for Remembrance. Only who exactly that is, is unknown, yeah. Maybe she imagined Evernight somehow? Maybe Cyrene, before she maybe lost her memories and her hag form?

>>537705424
IS THAT LIL GUI

>>537705417
tits too big

>>537705417
chin too big

>>537703824
>tfw that person is black swan and she orchestrated everything from 1.0
my knees are fondling

i can't fucking believe 8 months of amflopeus made me miss space china
no I don't miss wormheng at all

I think that Sparkle is a bit too overrated nowadays.

We need to bring back the dark days of Brickle.

MAKE THE BAR LADY A 4* AT LEAST YOU FUCKS

Tell me /hsrg/
Silver Wolf or save for Cipher's rerun?

>>537705576
They didn't relaunch ZZZ twice, that "2nd relaunch" that you dishonestly put on your edit was just the launch of the new 2.0 region, which is what every hoyo game does.

Make Sparkle drink the Trailblazer's Special

>>537705784
When did Sparkle stop being Brickle?

How useful is SW at this point if I wanna get her as my first limited unit ever? I see that her ultimate is good with a ton of defense shred, but that implant thing is so random that I just see myself reloading a bunch of times until I get the ones that I need.

>>537705750
>stupid comic relief bimbo orchestrating anything
>ever
Anon...

>>537705750
>fondling
why did i type that

>>537705728
Nice protagonist Caelustroons

>>537703824
It's Otto from HI3, he came over with Welt and they along with Himeko were the AE core until Otto left for some reason

>>537705861
In HI3? Was she any good there?

>>537705802
grab wolfie then grab cipher's cone
then rape everything

Imperator sweep!

>>537705931
The funny part is they don't count Stelle as a woman

Sparkle pretending to be Sampo pretending to be Caeulus/Stelle pretending to be Sparkle

>>537705750
I want to make that bitch squirt like a firehose during the civil rights movement.

>>537705908
ponkotsu swan was just a mask

>>537705931
lol

>>537706018
zzz for comparison

>>537705861
when archer released as a free t0 dps that NEEDS her

>>537706018
Fatecucks lost

6 fucking turns until i get a double skill proc? lmao this bitch is absolute garbo

>>537706018
uh oh
people are bricking themselves

>>537703824
Its Void Archives retard they mentioned him multiple times already

>>537706148
There’s no new banner it’s just people rolling before summer ends

>>537706089
movement protests*

The only true brick exists in the mind.

>>537706089
Acheron...

lore question:
what is the Trailblazer?

ponkotsu woman

>>537705728
I want Caelus disguised as Sparkle to suck my dick

>>537705908
She is orchestating how many free martinis she is getting from the barbot today

>>537706283
A person who blaze the trail

>>537706283
for now a vessel of a Stellaron

>>537705180
This is just a body swap doujin plot

>>537706283
A silly billy.

>>537706286
My beautiful muslim wife

>>537705903
The issue is you don’t really have anyone to use with her besides maybe Archer

you guys reckon Cerydra's sig worth it?

wormgenti flopped

if you swapped bodies with sparkle would it be gay to have sex with yourself?

Are they teasing Siobhan as playable?

>sparkle event
>saves the game

>>537706456
lol
lmao

>>537706283
Akivili "reincarnation"

>>537706489
no, but it would be extremely narcissistic

>>537706518
Alt skin for Gallagher.

>>537706456
yeah in the sense there's no good substitute but cerydra is still cerydra

>>537706456
its easy BiS for her so make of that what you will

>>537702969
>hidden spade
don't you feel bad for posting cuckshit?

>>537706456
Sure if you love her
Her E1 seems to be better though

>>537706551
*holds u up by the collar* answer... my... question...!!!

>SW trial
>mydei is a slave to little girls (SW/3B/Hyacute)
what did hoyoverse mean by this

>>537706148
lol, that's cute but can wormdrya do this?
see that straight blue line over there? that's #1

>>537703601
>Stacking attack buffer crit buffer attack buffer
>Uhhh, why is Phainon so bad

>>537706249
True. Wait, where did my jades go?

I think we should all turn into Sparkle

How would you fix cerydra?

It’s __ _____, _________ will haunt /hsrg/ till the end of Edo Star

>Herta puppets and Herta AI loves TB
>Herta thinks the rebellious herta puppet is cute
lmao

i'll never understand salesposting, how do any of you benefit from the game making or not making money? are you guys shareholders or something? it doesnt make sense

goodnite frens

>>537706729
>SW trial
>completely forgot Mydei literally plays itself after the first skill
What the fuck were they thinking with this character

"worm" really touches a nerve eh anal wormer

>>537706683
Dont be too harsh on zzzbros, they were just born this way

>>537706018
I told you fucks that everyone who whaled on the collab for E6 Archer would want this little slut on their account(pure projection but I'm always right)

>>537706905
>herta gets exposed by her doll again
hertabros... her feelings are out in the air for everyone to see...

>>537706860
she's perfect

>>537706915
The same reason Vtuber fans make fun of each other oshi when a chuuba ccv drop *cough cough* Saba/Nimi

>>537706742
im not pulling the stupid angels anon

looks like hoyo predicted it correctly. cerydra sold better than expected. march is going to flop like they predicted too.

>>537706915
Yes, I am the individual known as Hangzhou Miyi Investment Co., Ltd.

>>537706874
____ ___ _ ____.

>>537706987
Its more like her design is peak

>>537706968
buckbroken

>>537706952
As if you don't play auto 90% of the time

>>537706924
Your protagonist is a literal tranny, you lost.

>>537707062
Speak English God damn it

I don't know who's spot is gonna get conquered shorty mc'short face emperor, man. Phainon/Sunday obviously staying, but MC/Cipher have their conveniences. Is the true damage from MC a bigger buff than Cipher's raw dmg amp? Or can I keep the kitty cat?

>>537706860
Either add basic or ult damage bonus instead of just skill
Make her E1 give more than
>2 energy

>>537707110
Bugmei won

>>537707083
>expected sales

>>537707262
RMC is trash with Phainon

>>537707159
Stop making me think about THAT....

>>537707213
That's just Sparkle pretending to be Caelus pretending to be Sparkle so she can have sex and pin it on someone else

>>537704654
>Ukraine
Considering that Russia/Ukraine supposedly doesn't consider this gay, not sure if your opinion matter

>>537707262
Who is that zesty nigga in the middle? And why did you censor his pen?

>>537707159
now post the original

>>537707262
switch rmc to fox woman and kill cipher for cerydra

>>537707150
Griseo is so cute.

>>537707079
Try swapping Ruan Mei with Stingyue, and watch your damage get a 30% increase

>>537707079
At least use Bronya and not Sparkle, anon.

>>537707406
wait a minute that pattern on that bra...

>>537707406
Please stop...
I don't want to think every picture has THAT...

>>537707083
did they expect cerdyra to sell below #15 or something? cuz she sure flopped in CN
getting #14 is not really a flex
same way beating line & manga app during a dead week in JP is also not a flex

If you think THESE threads are bad...

>>537707421
That pen is wanted in 13 different star systems for unspeakable crimes against humanity.

https://files.catbox.moe/0q6uu1.png
roll for cerydra and you may yet be saved

>wake up in my shithole village with literally zero prospects
>hehehe time to play analyst!

>>537707560
Nah she flopped

>>537702326
Thank you Mywife poster. I come here everyday to see your new picture of him.

>>537706228
>Its Void Archives retard they mentioned him multiple times already
I'm still not that far into the game you fucking mongoloid nigger. That is why I asked.

>>537706518
The best we can hope for is for her to join the Express as a barista

>>537707587
Star Rail for this feel?

>>537707159
>>537707406
>>537707671
This is not the ZZZ thread!
...But cute Ellens!

>>537707387
Honkai star Rail

>>537707671
I see it...
Please stop, I can't handle ZZZ girls, only HSR girls....

>>537707560
If getting #14 is a flop then what can we say about zzz which did worse during their summer banner?

Is Cerydra just evil and tyrannical? I am skipping through the story and just reading the summaries

>>537707834
Is that so...

>>537707671
>That phone case

>>537707927
Like a morally neutral dictator

>>537707649
Not like they can run the games they post about. I am pretty sure that most of these salesposters don't even play games in question

>>537707939
You're too mean!
>>537707958
Fuck...
I think I could make it past those, maybe...

>>537707903
I don't think they are hiding the tag.

>>537707958
SEX

>>537707939
That shork is the most perfect thing Hoyo has ever created. I need her in every hoyo game asap, devs.

>>537703601
sparkle is useless without bronya as well
you need to do sparkle aa > phainon > bronya aa

>>537707928
Nice argument but

>>537708082
Goodnight anon

>>537707927
She's Octavian after the fall of the Roman Republic. Corruption rife everywhere in a collapsed republic and she stomps her foot down to fix things.

You know, I never understood why there are two Bronyas in HSR
Not that I'm complaining but it's kinda odd

Sparkle's special drink straight from the source.

>>537708304
Don't go! I didn't actually mean it!

>Just roll Cerydra E1
How about no, I’ll just skip her, and save for Phainon e6

>>537708560
I don't know why you have to say it like that I mean I would straight up drink Sparkle's piss

>>537708469
One is Bronie from Captainverse. What's that? I don't have a clue.

>>537708469
HI3 had two Bronya's (of sorts) too. The younger Bronya and older Bronya (and alternate dimension Bronya stuff in there too...) but in HSR they just kind of made them seperate characters while still retaining younger Bronya's tech savvy traits and giving the more regal traits of Adult Bronya to HSR Bronya.

>>537708082
Your little pencil could never get past those, nonny. You'd spurt as soon as it touches her.

>>537704492
hmmm nyo thanks my bailoo is perfect at this size, just buff her and give her a skin

>>537708714
Kill yourself Hertaschizo

>>537708923
That's... not a very good piece to reroll. Still, I am sorry, anon.

If I were to roll for a brick who should it be, Cerydra or March?

>>537708923
We could use some real nice Relic gore posting once in a while.

I lost my fucking 50/50 to Fu Xuan instead of someone fuckable like Seele, 170 rolls for e0s1 overall. Everything for Anaxagoras

>>537709125
>lost to Fu
same

>>537709046
Do you have Phainon? Cerydra
Do you have Castorice? March

>>537709125
>blessed by the master diviner
be thankful...

>>537708614
I gave her one 10 pull. Now safely skipping to e6 Mydei and Phainon.

a maiden in love

>>537709125
For me it was E1 Seele but now I’m fucked because I don’t have enough jades to get her now

The fact that people rolled for a brick like the Imperator is proof that you guys like the story.

>>537708923
yea this shit is gay

B-bwos, why am I feeling kinda sleepy, and weak after that Sparkle specialty drink?

>>537707470
>Anon was right
from tingyun to ruan mei a 3k increase

>>537709125
>fu xuan
>not fuckable

>>537707927
Cerydra is lawful evil. When it comes down to it, she does do a lot of good and reforms things, but because she's also willing to commit to actual evil actions to get her way, like assassination and sacrifice without consent, she's an evil person.

>>537709359
*proof that you guys like the character

>>537708923
christ have mercy

>>537709547
Story and character are intertwined

>>537709508
0 ass

>>537709696
Shush, ZZZ player.

>>537709350
I wish I got Seele bro... She's the only one of the new banner units I actually wanted

>Seele wanted in the big 405x5
???? You don’t exist, I don’t believe it

I fuck the shit outta Topaz after dinner

Is there ANYONE who's actually gonna roll for Evernight?

>>537709680
>even her panties look like they belong to royalty
She's so perfect

>>537708714
Hyacine is too small, even 3 inchers could make it past hers

Cerydra skipper here. I'm skipping Cerydra.

>2.7atk
Why is my tyrant so weak?

>>537709359
i never said otherwise

>>537709683
Expect you can like a character and hate the story

>>537709908
me and my dick

>>537709992
>ddd
thats your problem

>>537707560
yeh that was within expectations. march will flop bigly.

they really had to make cerydra a brick nobody will remember after cyrene?

Confess.

>>537709125
Fuck you Shaoji for Making so Many anti Fuxuan enemies

>>537709727
I wish I had her cone, she’s possibly the best 1.0 DPS with vertical investment. Of course I have the premium Castorice team so it’s unlikely she’ll ever be better than that

>>537709696
blind ass nigga

drip next week?

>>537710038
Is windset/vonwacq/DDD not what you were supposed to build

>>537710078
I have AGP and I'm happy with the new event.

>>537709863
HUMAN CREATIONS

>>537700904 (OP)
Let's have serious discussion for a moment, why did HSR never get anything like this?
Where is the love, the passion? Why does HSR feel so soulless?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1sd5CzR504

>>537709992
garbage relics and ddd

So, how hard does Cerydra flop?

How do I do the "Forever Loyal to the Imperator" cheevo?
It stated "Have ally character Cerydra grant her teammates "Peerage" 3 time(s) in a single battle" but I have been doing her trial for 30 minutes.

>>537709908
I will... I am also considering rolling for Silver Wolf!

>>537710078
I pull on reruns.

>>537710215
The only knew what to do with the game up to Penacony

>>537709508
Chink tier ass

>>537710142
I've only got Anaxagoras and Aglaea as dps unless you count Ratio as a day 1 player so I was honestly hoping to pick up a third team dps for the new game mode coming

>>537709931
why did they make her bis for homos only? thank god i did a little research before i wasted my pulls...

>>537710197
>windset/vonwacq/DDD
are you trying to 0 cycle with E0S0? good luck

>>537710251
trials dont work for that i think

>>537710215
we're just a cheap cashgrab while the funds go to real passion projects
play Honkai Nexus if you want sovl

>1.x
>even specialized dps like kafka could work with cope teammates like serval and clear
>3.x
>nu JL and Aglaea cant clear without massive investment with additional characters

>>537710197
I have no words, I am simply speechless

>>537710251
Peerage is hitting 6/6 with her. You need to hit 6/6 with her 3 times. Just use Anaxa or someone who attacks really fast

>>537710264
Bbbbbbased only if you dont use Sungay.

>>537710078
It was me

>>537710481
literally useless for buffed jingloo

>>537709908
What did you remembrance skippers even pull?
You either pull males or cope with Herta.

>>537710459
>>537710481
>JL
if march is allowed to get WHEELCHAIR'd so can she

>>537710398
Thanks bro. Just 0-cycled with E0S0 Anaxa, E0S0 Robin, E0S0 Cerydra and E0S1 Sunday

PhaiAgla /ss/!
PhaiCas boring fish sex!
Phainaxa alchemy sex!
Phaidei bath sex!
PhaiStellerene 3P!
PhaiHya healing sex!
PhaiCipher coin sex!
PhaiCerdyra onahole sex!
PhaiHysil stomach sex!
PhaiTribbie potato sex!
PhaiLygus slow sex!


Phainon's public cock!

>>537706456
E1 is better for Phainon
S1 is better for everything else

>>537710251
you can get that in the trial. just don't use pagnon ult and just sandbag and keep killing spawns til you get it.

>>537710637
>hyacine and tribbie
well yeah that was my point

>>537710459
I kinda miss how Kafka and Topaz didn’t cleanly fit into an archetype when they came out. I remember some calcs showing the best way to play Kafka as a DPS until 2.0 was to use her as a follow up attacker

wait, theoretically isn't Cedrya super good? there will always be future dps whose 90% of damage is in their skill, and she can make them proc TWICE. that's a 100% damage increase

>>537710730
>>537710407
Which it is...

>>537710847
Only if they scale with attack.

>>537710847
AA does the same thing

>>537710847
wait till I tell you about 100% action advance supports

>>537710637
>brinckle
Even Bronya would be better

>>537710847
Cerydra will only be his good for a hypothetical skill dmg attacker that needs multiple turns to charge a super skill. Over someone like Bronya

>>537710078
I bought all three of the top up resets so far

I have never used Bronya.

>>537711000
She’s literally Sparkle 2.0

Kissu the Memu

>>537711038
Thank you for funding Honkai Nexus and ZZZ!

>>537710847
sparkle have to wait more than a year for a new dps so...

Why am I getting the best of luck when I decide to build 4-stars out of boredom. This isn't fair at all...

>>537709908
She's the face of the game. You are a retard if you think no one will roll her even if her kit isn't good.

>>537710847
you already have Archer who bypasses that simply by spamming 4-5 skills instead of just 1 so you can imagine how future kits will go

>>537711082
She's not that tall

>>537711164
Sanby bros...

>>537710847
>and she can make them proc TWICE
Zamn bwo tell us more about how much of an unique mechanic that is

>>537710686
For me it's dead fish sex

>>537711273
cerydra make anaxa attack 4 times

>>537711061
Probably the dumbest post I've seen today.

>>537710251
Holy shiiit got it.

Fuck this weak ass team. Who should I bench later when Dan3 arrive?

>>537706860
>additional damage 60% > 180% and isn't capped
>SPD buff is permanent while Military Merit is up
>CD and Res PEN buffs are also applied to Military Merit
>Vidi is capped to once per turn instead
>either gains charge from all attacks by ally with Military Merit or lower the Peerage requirement to 4
>E1 give 10% max energy instead

>>537711320
So can Bronya bro…

Are you guys still doomposting Evernight? She seems fine to me

>>537711330
So can you get in the trial?

>>537711246
Don't remind me...

>>537709908
I will roll her and lightcone and eidolons (on her rerun) until she is good.
>>537710620
E6 saber

>>537711429
Yes.

>>537710215
One was before Genshin's massive success, the other after.
Hoyo changed.

>>537711367
Bronya

>>537710861
it works i've been getting cheevos off trials since forever

Its time to reMEMber

>>537711465
Alright, doing it too!

>>537710982
but spunkle is cool!

Should I save up to E2 Phainon or do I roll E1 Cerydra now?

>>537711512
>Tribbie
kekyPOW
change this to say Hyacine

>>537711512
This should say Evernight.

>>537711367
How did you let her die? No sig?

>>537711554
E2 Phainon

>>537711512
kek those were good times

>>537711371
The speed buff being tied to the person’s turn instead of Cerydra’s turn is a huge middle finger for my speed tuning lmao

>>537711273
It's only better for Enhanced Skillers who consume a charge to do so (the only people besides Phainon who do this both scale on HP)

>>537711642
Idk but those axe wielding fuckers who come with Bronya in PF hit like a truck. Everyone is E0S1.

>>537711669
his anon remember

>>537711380
10% improvement over rmc
jingliu tier main dps

>>537711512
To this day I assume it's a Sunday owner whenever I see Castorice meta downplay.

>>537711765
what did he remember

GuiGui or RM for Hysilens+Kafka team? No BS cause I lost.

>>537711198
You gotta pick her up either way and carry her around looking for places to bend her over on

>>537711885
Holy fuck

>>537711872
Sunday and galla lmao

>>537711512
>Evernight
>Hyacine
>RMC
no spot for Shitbie anymore

Kino is back.

>>537711872
I like how Hyacine completely murdered any form of gallachud cope after what happened with Lingsha

>>537711974
GODbie will always go to your second or third team
You can't escape her

Who should I add in Phainon/Cerydra/Bronya team
Sunday is busy

>>537711974
>rmc
lol
>Shitbie
it's GODbie for you bitch, not even cyrene can replace e1 GODbie

when is the next beta that could save March 8th from being glued to pagstorice?

>0 likes
sunday fans getting mindbroke that day was so fun

>>537711885
This is not proper attire for a memosprite.

>>537712221
go back

>>537712185
You don't even own Hyacine move on already.

>>537712324
no

>>537712370
of course I do, I rolled her for Blade

>>537712185
During 3.7 Cyrene beta v3 at the earliest

Antisynergy with Sunday is a sign of a clunky kit

Wow this event was shorter than Cerydra

>>537712564
Sorry I don't pull units that need to be speed tuned.

>>537711371
Not bad. Mihoyo? Get this man.

>>537710078
When HSR release (1.0) I don't have anything I like soI didn't reroll and I browse Stelle lewd

>>537712185
her being tied to castorice is what is keeping her from flopping. Castorice still lacks ad edicated support. Why does pagnon get Cerydra. .

>>537712650
As Ackfags how well their backloaded ultimate carry with meme energy is holding up

a good day

hi

Who is gonna get a rerun in 3.6?

yep never rolling wormers

I want to be Sparkle...

>>537713163
not rappa

> Went into Amphoreus planning to complete the Castorice premium team
> Have neither Castorice nor Hyacine due to failed 50/50s
> Went into Amphoreus having no intention of pulling Phainon
> Both Phainon and Cerydra went early into my account despite both being on 50/50s from building "early pity"
Wtf is this game deciding my UID build now? Atleast I got 3B

A reminder that Jingliu without GODbie has to 3 cycle Svarog...

>>537701551
You guys always seem to leave out Tears of Themis for some reason, how is that doing?

>>537713217
Wife

>>537713226
this scene made my AGP flare up...

>>537713338
You people are ill, you only need 5 cycles for full rewards.

Did Sparkle just date rape me

>>537713338
without Sunday you mean

Is Elation really another flavor of superbrick?

>>537713295
Castorice is fucking lame anyway so cheers

We LOVE Backloaded damage here if you don't agree you can get out

>>537713226
Why would you want to be a walking onahole?

>>537713438
yeah but doing stupid shit like this is fun

>>537713367
Please make A Good Point, Anon!

>>537713502
No one knows what it does but I doubt it’s break related. The reason break shilling may be coming back is just due to fire itself being more relevant in 4.0 which automatically makes FF relevant

>>537713536
rape

>>537713580
even if they lower the break bar and add fire, in 4.0 firefly damage is going to be absolute garbage

My E2 Silverwolf actually owns Quantum Pure Fiction Stages wtf this bitch CARRIES

>>537713338
>double bronya
where is your sungay...
where is your rmc...

Its gonna be funny when they release a giga broken character with perfect synergy to cerydra. You guys think its a coincidence that shes hyper niche? lmao

>>537713338
For me its Cerydra Firefly

>>537713730
>the catch?
>it's another male

>>537713734
>E2S1 ff
>E1S1 fug
>E1S1 rm
forgot to mention that

>>537713734
Tribbie would've made this a 1-cycle

>>537713730
They will rerun her in that scenario.
Never pull based on future rail

>>537713734
If Cerydra works with Firefly, she should work with Kafka too right?

>>537713734
pretty funny team comp!

>>537713964
with E2 kafka E1S1 hysilens e1s1 black swan yeah should be fine

>>537713795
But I already rolled for Anaxagoras

>>537712889
nothing wrong with searching for stelle sex

>>537713926
sorry anon but we're legally not allowed to use tr*bbie with our favorite otherwise it doesn't count

but don't worry about evernight she has our permission

>>537713937
But what about sovl status?

>>537714205
is hyacute with the herta shop cone really passable?

>>537714210
I want to huff Tingyun's tail so bad

>>537714267
Yeah

My wife is so cute!

>>537714267
yes

>>537714267
Real ones pulled her E1 and use herta cone.

>>537714205
>not bricking yourself with cones

>>537714298
I want to massage her hands

>>537711789
Cant take anyone seriously if they are replacing RMC instead of Tribbie.

>but but SHES BETTER
Nigga, who do you think Cyrene will replace?

>>537713730
then roll on her rerun, retard. you're one of those retards who pulled sunday pre-emptively for rice and then rice ended up not needing him at all.

>>537714523
Evernight

>>537714431
Watch this!

I'm just not going to roll for pink Jesus is all

>>537711789
>jingliu-tier dps
that can't be true

>>537714523
Everyone assumes Cyrene will have better synergy with March eventually making her better than Tribbie.
Pointless to discuss now either way.

>>537714610
(lie)

Jingliu is strong, what's the problem?

>>537714619
Who is her partner++?

>>537714647
Most people actually doing private server showcases say she's Mydei tier.

>>537713734
Es?

>>537714703
you don't UNDERSTAND anon
Jingliu can only 3 CYCLE without her WHEELCHAIR
She's a BRICK A FUCKING BRIIIIIICK

>>537714772
tribbie and anaxa but both are way better than herta the fraud

>>537714619
Caelus, Screwwy and miniHerta

why did they ruin cyrene with the bride outfit?

>>537714610
I don't know who that is but I'm going to roll for Cyrene.

Are characters supposed to die in the aptitude showcase?

>>537714647
>that can't be true
Indeed it's not, she's WORSE THAN JINGLIU

>>537713734
>3 cycles
So this is the power of fireflop

why is luocha DEAD

>>537714865
If you lack the aptitude.

>>537714983
He is in the trial thoughbeit???

As someone who owns and uses Jingliu I don't think evernight is that bad.
It's just a matter of bad timing given the PINK around the corner that probably wants all those fuckin eidolons.

how am i doin'?

>>537714831
>how did they ruin the waifu coded character by continuing to make her waifu coded?

>>537714865
I had MIDei die in the trial

>>537714865
Use your spells

imagine picking luoshit and not ruan mei e1 in the anni lmao

>>537714791
So no point rolling Everbrick over Cas E2 and just getting Pink Jesus eidolons.