Thread 537705940

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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

nogami = ngmi

>>537705940 (OP)
Good image OP

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger....

>>537706403
dyke veemo

we need [woomy!] i'm afraid

>>537706250
Stop kissing ass
He’s lying and you’re both faggots

I see I see yes yes

>>537706969
>Don't like Ika woomy
Soulless

Yebbeach episode.

>>537707973
L3

Post your ceph if you have never received art of them

>>537707574
*chop chop chop*

>>537708346
>good

>>537708346
>l3
>in current economy
anon it's been a shitgun ever since it got nuked in transition to 2, and the brief period of dubious viability when it could 99.9 only got it nerfed further
it's better than nova but it's really fucking hard to be worse than nova

>>537709542
skill issue

>>537709227
You'd probably want one of the current outfit though.

>>537709227
Guess it doesn't count as art when I draw the woomy...

>>537708996
i got some art of my woomy like two years ago, it was nice

>>537709576
l3 is like carbon, it needs a chip damage sub to function at a baisic level
ngmi finally realised it with carbon and gave the second kit fizzy, but l3's third kit got tone deaf splat
splat inkjet would be a good kit on most weapons, but not on l3

>>537709896
*carbon's third kit got fizzy, and with that, two kits with quick chip

>>537709227
i drew me before

>>537710126
jej

splatsune inku

The end of the game will have a teaser trailer for Splatoon 4.

>>537711502
Can you imagine if this game is good? Like, REALLY good, enough to convince people to buy a switch 2? That'd be swell

>>537711502
No thats bad. I hated that when kingdom hearts did it.

>>537709601
what top is that?

>>537711797
eh
splat is ultimately a game about controlling territory, in absence of a persistent enemy challenging your control it needs really tight level design to work in any other context, and that means short disconnected levels with laser focus on a particular mechanic
raiders seems to be more open than oe/alterna and have some kind of progression, so i have some doubts about it working with the game's core mechanics and not against them

https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3
patch tomorrow

>>537712749
Then its OE/Alterna but more fun than those were.

>>537711797
I think it will be fun but I'm concerned that they're going to lean on standard survival crafting shit really hard and not do very much unique with it because they'll act like Nintendo fans have never played anything that isn't by Nintendo the same way they did a lackluster job at translating roguelites into Splatoon.

>>537713324
Who asked for this?

>>537713324
>they made .52 gal hitscan
what the fuck???

>>537713324
>clash buff
Nogami has officially lost the plot.

>>537713324
Recycled Brella is getting a buff to not be worthless

>>537712615
Penguin Bolero

>>537713380
God nothing would turn me off faster than minecraft shit, I'd rather the entire game be a pikmin clone than that

What the fuck are these changes
Why is pencil still cancer
Why are we not getting more third kits
Why is dynamo still bad
Why do I still care about this trash game

>>537713667
at least minecraft lets you be semi creative, I suspect raiders has a greater than zero chance of just having one bespoke base that you can maybe choose the order you upgrade things in but will ultimately look the same when finished for everyone
that, or it will have some sort of freeform base-building with pre-built assets similar to ARK or Rust
ultimately I hope that the survival shit is just set dressing and it's still mostly just good single player levels that are fun to play through

Ink Storm: Increased the radius of the area of effect by approximately 18%.

>For three types of main weapons—Splash-o-matic, .52 Gal, and Splat Brella—rather than simple upgrades, we made specification changes to make their individual characteristics stand out.
>For Splash-o-matic, we extended the flight distance for shots to make it easier to take advantage of its characteristic where the accuracy of your aim directly applies to your ability to defeat opponents. On the other hand, we decreased its ability to ink to make it more difficult to fight in ways that don’t take advantage of accurate aim, such as maintaining battle lines without direct confrontations or using special weapons with high frequency.
>For the .52 Gal, we increased the speed of shots to make it easier to fight by taking advantage of its high attack power to defeat several opponents in a short time and create big opportunities. On the other hand, we increased the amount of ink consumed to make it harder to fight in a way that maintains battle lines over time.
>For the Splat Brella, we expanded the area of its inking to make it easier to fight by taking advantage of its ability to defend from attacks to keep opponents in check and maintain battle lines, or to use the canopy to prolong the durations of battles to cooperate with allies. We also created a distinction between it and other Brellas by expanding the area of its shots. This makes it easier to support allies by dealing small, reliable damage, while at the same time making it so that in one-on-one fights, players must get closer than before to fight in ways that can quickly defeat opponents. We have also adjusted the number of points required for special weapons to ensure that special-weapon frequency does not rise higher than necessary as a result of expanding the area it inks.

>>537713891
10 words or less

>>537713976
They crazy

>>537713891
>they actually honest to god straight up nerfed splatbrella's spread
what the fuck is wrong with them

>>537714046
in exchange for buffing its complete dogshit inking significantly

i wish these patches happened more frequently
once at the start of a season ain't cuttin it when the changes are more often than not rather minimal

>>537713470
>>537713509
clash is one of the worst weapons in the game right now
there is very little reason to use it over assblast that does just about everything better
buffing its inking might not be the right buff, but it is a well deserved buff

What did chara say about the patch?

>>537714829
When are you going to wake up and start forming your own thoughts

Always squidbag clantroons.

>>537713891
yep, they fucking murdered splat brella because they wanted to make it more appealing to casuals
pack up, there's nothing to see here, the only solution is our own splat with blackjack and hookers

>>537715081
you get to work on that then

>>537714917
Thinking is scary because what if Im wrong for making my own opinions? If i get them from a youtuber other people who also watch the youtuber will defend my new opinion and I wont be alone.

>>537715180
These jellies have more of a spine than you do

>>537715000
>not calling them "clannies"

>>537715142
can i put you in charge of hookers at least?

>>537715180
I hope chara suggests you jump off a bridge
fucking retard

>>537714297
its inking is compensation for it having potential to be blaster-tier oppressive, although 3's fundamental mechanics kinda prevent it from doing that
and it didn't need a fucking exchange either way, it needed a straight buff considering how hard it is for it to do its job in the current meta
but nope, let's turn one of the highest skill cap weapons into undercover 2, and completely remove undercover's reason to exist

>>537716137
Sorry, only Splatana Stamper is allowed to be skillful.

>>537715180
People here has the most dogshit opinions ever and post them with pride. Besides Chara and their ilk form all their theorycrafting with compfags in mind so their opinion may not be relevant outside of that environment.

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>537716640
the biggest difference between compfags and everyone else are communication and comps- which do have a strong effect on some aspects of the game, but for the most part things that happen in comp and things that happen in solo can be reasonably correlated. splat brella becoming weaker at the one thing it was good at is not good for any level of play but the very lowest one, and the lowest levels are not supposed to be playing splat brella because it's a weapon with a high skill floor, they should be playing undercover aka splat brella with training wheels.

The splatbrella spread change is going to be a buff. It already has a hard cap on how many of the pellets per shot are actually allowed to hit, so I don't think loosening the spread is actually going to make getting the 2 shot kill any harder.

>>537713324
>strategic area control is the main game mechanic
>let's make it harder to strategically control area and force users to just play team deathmatch
I don't even play those weapons but what the fuck is Nogaems smoking
>captcha: RMAVAX

>>537717848
ngmi said it straight, it will have to get closer
and it already struggles to hit 50+ damage even at 2 lines, it'll be much worse at range but marginally more forgiving up close
and he also assumes that it'll be better in team fights, it'll be just as if not more ass because it can't even single out targets anymore, it'll be like an aerospray firing into a crowd of enemies and failing to splat any of them because it hit 4 shots on everyone
lastly, they didn't need to do all those changes to make it paint more, all they had to do is revert the nerfs it got in 2
oh wait, ngmi is allergic to reverting things eventhough he just reverted splash's range nerf after one patch lmao

>splash, one of the top meta weapons that have been dominant since launch, gets another buff
bruh

>>537718520
same with 52
changing its ink consumption won't matter when they just made it an even more consistent killer

>>537718232
those are decent changes though, splash has unreasonably good paint for what it is, and .52 has unreasonably good efficiency, now gal will largely match the 2-liner baseline (instead of being the third most efficent shooter for no reason), and splash will outclass spreadfires slightly less. they are both top tier mains too.
the shot velocity buff on .52 was uncalled for though.

>>537718662
Are you out of your mind? It being so ink efficient was what made it use wall so liberally.

real talk, has there ever been buff/nerf that actually shifted the meta? splatana wiper update doesn't count.

I don’t like when my mains (52 gal) get nerfed.

>>537718940
The ones to specials tend to if they happen at the same time, like the crab/inkjet ones from two years ago.

how are people still complaining about 52 gal?
it's got no bombs to spam and no good special

>>537718940
in 3? not really. whatever the fuck we have now, we could've largely had in the second season with snipewriter's release, it'd be a slightly lower power meta with a few substitutions with less optimized weapons, but it'd largely work the same. most of the meta in 3 is driven by trends, people figuring things out unreasonably slowly, or ngmi throwing a wrench in the works by making something much easier to use (sometimes temporarily like with trizooka but usually permanently) or throwing buffs after buffs at it.

>>537713891
>no Cooler nerfs
NOGAMI YOU FUCK

>>537719668
>she thinks it's ever getting nerfed

>>537719668
nogami likes the meta
pros like the meta
japs like the meta
it ain't changing anytime soon

>>537719772
>not even a points for special nerf for any cooler weapon
>or a buff to winter rapid points to special to shake up the cooler meta even just a bit
>simply no acknowlegement of cooler's existence in the last however many patches

>>537720141
>>537719858

>>537719668
>>537720141
You complain about this ever patch cooler nerf isn't happen get over it and just let it go anon

Just where did the cooler touch you for you to hate it so?

>>537718701
I kind of accepted .52 as a choice for slightly more enlightened newbie. Think of its painting efficiency as training wheels. Now with the nerf to painting and buff to slaying it makes it less attractive to noobs and better for cuntish autists and autoaim squiggers.
I don't know if it's a viable alternative to Squeezer now, trading range for true auto fire, but I feel like it could be getting close to it.

>>537720141
because it's not an issue.
you need to move on, man. find a game you actually like playing instead of complaining about things that will never change.

>>537720797
.52 is a reliable choice at every level, and even with reduced efficiency it'll still be a reliable choice. it had efficiency nerfs coming for it for the better part of a decade now, but there was no reason to buff its shot velocity and making it even easier and more reliable. last thing this game needs is more easy weapons.
>>537720976
it is an issue. it turns a strategic game into a tactical game and completely fucks over your ability to interact with opponent's resource base. it makes the game more shallow as instead of a triangle of offense-defense-control, it's got offense, defense enabled by offense and control enabled by offense. it's all offense, no matter what you want to do, unless it's backlining in which case it's abject slavery on snipewriter duty.

>>537721569
>you need to move on, man. find a game you actually like playing instead of complaining about things that will never change.

trust me, the faggot who writes these paragraphs about meta and weapons is a 1500 xpower player

youre bad at the game and can only theorycraft

>>537713324
>c.explo buff
Maybe Nogami has some right ideas after all

>>537722012
namedrop them

/ink/ when they walk into a store and see pencils

>>537722221
>going outside
>ever

>>537722338
>outside
nigga he said into the store

>>537722012
we've been over it, 2100-2200 when i still played this god-forsaken game. yes, i do have issues with consistency, and a preference for fun weapons over ones that give reliable results. these issues probably don't stack well, but i don't really care as long as i'm having fun and get to fangirl about how well the game is designed. but 3 is simply not fun, and design decisions ngmi makes are consistently, visibly deteriorating with every patch. yet, no other game scratches the same itch as splat either. it's like watching a grandpa with dementia.

>>537722863
we don't have teleportation yet time traveler.

>>537722954
amazon

Please give me something simple to draw

>>537723154
How about a woomy?

>>537723154
a veemo on the phone with someone

>>537723154
a woomy's hand with a wedding ring

>>537722104
>celebrating 10 points to special
>a bad special at that
anon please

>>537723154
your art is dogshit sketch

>>537723154
your main weapon
or just any weapon you like the look of

>>537722941
move on then
stop screaming into a void

>>537723330
is someone poopy diapered from not getting drawn?

>>537723379
if i point out the game's issues to enough people, they will start to complain about them too, and there is a faint chance that things change for the better in the next game. better than nothing.

>>537723154
Draw this woomer

>>537723552
do you know what the definition of insanity is

>>537723552
Unless you get the 11's to care nothing will happen.

>>537723330
You want to give some valid critique or are you just being mean?

callie, my wife, is very beautiful

>>537710663
extremely good shredder

Can I come over and watch you jack off like this

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>537728232
I do it under my sheets with the lights turned off, you ain't gonna see anything

>>537730836
cute

Is anyone playing salmon run?

>>537731414
i could play some salmon

>>537731414
if you can't find matches this game is dead.

>>537731414
lol

salmon anyone?

wplace Frye is done!! Thank you helper anon

>>537713814
I'm like 50/50 on this.
I really don't want another Alterna. and a game that is just more alterna mini challenges just doesn't sound good to me.

Honestly I think a full on sandbox survival craft splatoon game has a lot of interesting scenarios. But its a lot of things that sound cool in my head and I have no way to judge if they are actually fun to play. Like Building custom grind rails sounds fun.

If it ends up being BotW but Splatoon. I guess that could work both ways.
Structured mini alterna challenges scattered around open world maps that hopefully have some substance on their own.

Although none of this addresses the boat or the mech. which are the only things that were teased at all.

>>537723154
Sleeping squid with a friend about to prank them with a bucket.

>>537735315
lol

>>537734726
>>537737963
lmao

>>537736562
I found an old screencap of you. I'd post it but it's not a happy post.

>Decided to come back for the new season.
>Patch comes out.
After reading it gonna see how things turn out in gameplay.

>>537745235
this the Marie from porn?

>>537728232
Bug eye'd creepy woomy want to watch my woomy jork it with her secret tentacle... Till the ink flies into her eyes. Weirdo! Then she goes back for round two for their entertainment!

>>537736562
Looks amazing!

>>537750971
Some reason it picked a random image when my folder loaded up other gifs at the same time lol...

>>537748902
What a weird question.

>>537712749
What if its like Shadow of the Colossus

For me, I still wish my Stamper's nerfs were reverted... sniff... sob...

>>537755069
Why?

these patches are just throwing molotovs at a house that already burned down

>Introducing Elite Challenge – a fresh in-game event for Splatoon 3's superlative splatters!
>The inaugural, Solo-only event takes place on December 6th and is open to the top 1000 players in the Splat Zones X Rankings for Drizzle Season 2025 (Tentatek Division).

>>537759006
is there any reward for placing high

>>537760843
The JP tweet mentions that the top players will be "recognized"
Which could mean a lot of different things
Probably something more exciting than just having a leaderboard posted, though.

>>537761184
They'll just get canceled like jackpot

>>537761184
Probably just a picture on Twitter like Japan already does.

>>537759006
will there even be 1000 players left at that point

Heading to makomart, anything need to go on the list?

>>537761485
because one of the teams is extremely racist?

>>537764492
ramen

>>537764821
>anon’s racism ruins the shading

>>537764512
>teams
it's a solo-only challenge.

>>537764821
kill yourself

>>537762363
Sure go play a few X rank matches and your in its that simple.

>>537755069
The only stamper change I want is buffing the horizontal slash paint. It’s dumb how it sometimes won’t paint in front of you.

>>537768187
just look down

>>537722221
this except it's just my guilt over not drawing enough

>>537736981
if they actually botw splatoon in 20 fucking 25 I'm gonna literally woomy myself
I'm tired of shrines and their ilk, they feel like a concept intended for mobile games where you only have time to finish one thing before getting off the train

>>537764492
I would like a bowlcut yebby, slick or topknot works too. Make sure they are fresh.
Also some soup.

>>537770406
Shrines are just self contained challenges or puzzles. Alterna was basically a bunch of shrines with a tiny open world attached to it.

I think we will still see those challenge rooms to some extent. I just hope they arent the entire game.

Good news everyone
I’m not pregnant with a /v/ermin child

>>537772556
anon you whore

>>537772651
How am I a whore for sleeping with my husband??

>>537772556
>>537773904
I could bite this bait but instead ill point out that inklings have belly buttons.

plap

>>537775489
Huh, thinking about it. If a inkling is pregnant. The child would have to transform with her. The natural connection would let the mother control the childs body.
When the cord is cut. The control ends and the child would shift back into a shapeless blob.

Now how do i work this into my sci-fi novel.

>>537778143
or pregnant inklings just don't transform...

My yebby got pregnant

yep
it's me
the woomy kisser

>>537780716
too old

Oh, the misery
Everybody wants to be anemone
Spare the sympathy
Everybody wants to be anemone

>>537778836
Possibly, but why wouldnt they? If the baby is basically a amophous blob of ink its not like it would be harmed by squishing.

The question was really why do they have belly buttons if they are born as blobs. Which we see from the squid kid development chart.

If the mother is able to control the baby's transformation. Then the newborn would be in human form, be able to have a belly button, and still allow for the development art to be true.

Alternatively all of this is false. They lay eggs. And they have belly buttons because they look good.

>>537785367
For any mammal child its nothing more than blob of cells until it takes a proper human form later in the cycle. The cord is connected the entire time to send nutrients to the developing child. The same would be true for cephs you have to supply the child with nutrients so it can grow & form till birth.


Also remember Human crystals ain't gotta explain shit

Ooooohhh porous is he
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
So flop like a fish
If nautical nonsense be somethin' you wish

>>537788438
This is a blue board, enjoy your vacation

>>537736562
it looks good, glad to help
i'm at like 700+ max charges thanks to this too

>>537787607
Yeah but spinning up theories is the fun part.

Human society and culture is very strongly influenced by how the body works. Alien or fantasy races should do the same.

Inklings are extra fun because on top of being alien and bizarre they are obsessed with human culture. So peeling back the onion is more entertaining.

At least i find it entertaining.

>>537790970
I'm thinking about writing out the entire navy seal copypasta in one continuous stretch next but I don't know where I should do it

>>537791371
i'm gonna maybe do this that some other anon posted

anyone wanna play some open?

>>537791485
hope you get banned

>>537791485
I'd be down to help

why when i approach the woomies with my cool tricks do they run away from me?

>>537791724
background or no background?

>>537710298
I love m/ink/u

>>537793524
no background

>>537795341
let's get to it
we can clean it up after finishing it since the outlines blends with the background a bit

>>537796452
I'll join when you pick a spot

>>537796634
it's in fryeville, i did the bottom

>>537796764
on second thought i'll move the spot to give the other fryes breathing room, i don't wanna disturb people looking at fryeville

nvm i see that you've already started lmao let's keep going

>>537796934
y'know pal you could have told me that before I started coloring

>>537797208
yeah i had another second thought and realized the naked mitsuri right next to us is worse

King a fsh?

sketch why

>>537799169
what?

>>537798832
i can see her shoulders and thighs...

>/ink/ thinks painting cropped scat porn onto the world is the pinnacle of comedy
grim

>>537799478
poo poo game makes poo poo brains

I'm repaying a favor. That's all this is to me.

>>537799478
it's just a tired frye

>>537799169
She's drawn gore and scat before, why are you surprised

>>537799478
Guro Callie would be peak

>>537799478
it's the legacy of /ink/

>>537800348
of /v/, maybe

>>537800851
those threads are dead and they've assimilated into /ink/

>>537799778
>She

Open rotation at the hour?

>>537801248
eh?

>>537802458
olm

>>537799778
source?

>>537804985
>be shitter new to the game
>cause endless seethe without even trying

>>537803286
:)

https://files.catbox.moe/ada9zp.png

why is he replying to himself

why is he complaining to everyone who doesn’t give a fuck

>>537805984
man what the fuck

>>537806290
this woomy is baked

>>537806061 (You)
yeah who would do such a thing

>>537805984
kino

>>537806290
stoner woomy

man, what a week

sketch is the only drawfag we have left beggars can't be choosers

>>537807958
金曜日です

>>537807958
I really need to get around to learning Japanese. I'm sure there's a lot of great Splatoon content over there.
also-
>worrying about life?
>just get shitfaced and be a squid instead!

Okay now we’re getting somewhere with the images

>>537802458
too mentally eel

salmon anyone?

>>537802458
worm cock vore but with this

>>537811012
I can 1king. Sorry if I play woozy I have a fever.

>>537811314
its ok anon, take it easy, hope you will feel better soon
opening

>>537811463
room for one more?

>>537811932
yes w3 opening soon

>>537811842
>>537812061
i would love to have these kind of outfits in the game, they are so adorable

>>537807958
>low wages
>forever alone
>getting old
>no money or kids
>can't afford anything
Damn woomy's life is terrible

>>537812118
Got room?

its a woomeat woomy world

Classic summer woomer

>>537811314
i hope the fever takes you.

>>537814640
yes w4 open soon

>>537814282
woomy also has crippling anxiety and hates everyone of her coworkers

ggs salmwooms

heck that was awful of me, was just trapped with all the trash and couldnt get to a safe space sorry anons
gggggggggggggsssssssssss a and G
hope your fever will go down soon, get a lot of fresh water and rest if you can

ggs fishes back to bed

>>537815136
Aw thanks bub.

stay fresh!

>>537815526
I feel like this when I play with my JP or American friends sometimes.

Give me a cursed fetish and I'll see what I can draw up with it.
No feet.

>>537815995
Do veemo vore

>>537815995
pearl as a blonde bimbo buying expensive wonder bread, and causing deforestation

>>537815645
I thought Inklings exploded when they touched water?

>>537815995
slimegirl transformation

>>537816546
I appreciate this thing

>>537815995
Sounding

>>537815995
Tako Octolings torturing Woomy for New Squidbeak Splatoon secrets

>>537815995
Ballin's faggot ass yeb getting spitroasted by two female /ink/ cephs

If you could customize gear like lockers

>>537817401
>highly impractical
>everything just placed randomly
omg i would love that

>>537817401
i'd like to be able to throw my stickers onto my weapons

Is ballin actually the transphobe anon or do people just say that

>>537815995
Back of the kneejob. Ryona. A revved up hydra in woomy pussy.

>>537817713
no they're just homophobes and he's an easy target

>>537818072
noted, thanks

>>537817713
he's definitely at least one of the schizos here, probably not that specific one.

>>537818472
the fat yeb ass schizo

>>537818878
The artist forgot to draw the eyes.

>>537815995
I lied :)

>>537816147
veemo voring or voring veemo?
Also ceph or salmon pred?
https://files.catbox.moe/3ws0q0.png
>>537816449
I'm with shadman on this one
>>537816637
too many poses, sorry
>>537816801
with what?
>>537816913
https://files.catbox.moe/jddxtz.png

>>537816226
He said cursed fetishes, not normalfag tier

>>537819959
>he

gggggggggggggssssssssssssss M and C
very good megalo kill

GeeGees

>>537820070
>has

GG's K room!

>>537819409
a stylist pen

>>537820775
>no

>>537821718
>>537821669
>stylus

>>537819409
Love them, good work.

>>537820631
Kissing this dumb, stupid yebby.

>>537819409
Just veemo voring. I'd seen that one before but thank you anyways

ridin in my GNX

>>537823654
right after a beer

look at me i'm mr /ink/ i think i'm so cool for posting cute woomies all day

>>537825575
Yes

PLAP PLAP PLAP

i see an orangechan and i want to paint her

>>537823654
All I ever wanted was a black Grand National, fuck being rational, give'em what they ask for

>>537828553
we are not getting an all basketball North American team to represent splatoon in any fashion
splatoon will forever be remembered as a racist gooner game and nobody will ever take it seriously

Silly

>>537828553
Its not enough
Few solid /ink/ers left, but it's not enough
Few veemos that'll really step, but it's not enough

>>537829159
almost 30 year old woman btw

>>537829342
The slop is getting better
>Its learning
>Its improving
>soon it will have the launch codes

>>537829754
>that
>improvement

anyone wanna play some open?

>>537829826
Yeah I had to click the thumbnail to confirm it was slop and not the art its been trained on.

I didn't know splatoon players can also get CTE

>Couldn't decide on which one to do
>tried random one anyways
>turning out bad
>try different one
>also bad
>repeat
>motivation gone
Apologies anons. This was not my intention

>>537833180
didnt ask. dont tell.

>>537736562
Anyone wanna join me and play tic tac toe on her forehead

>>537828135
Yebby is not the father

>>537833925
your move

>>537829862
ok since maintenance started how about some kirby's dream course or other snes classics

>>537834083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCMrzOdmtcc

Welp time to finish off the Side order weapons I haven't done yet.

>>537714829
It's up https://youtu.be/ZRF5tEVAw3c

>>537836950
Buy an ad.

>>537835703
You still haven't finished SO weapons by now?

who else is listening to kpop while waiting for the new patch??

>>537837454
i wouldn't say i'm listening, but ya

>>537837454
why do you keep saying this

>>537838081
In the hope that someone here besides him listens to Kpop?

so what's the verdict on the new brella changes

>>537839891
wait for chara video tomorrow

>>537840034
kill yourself asskisser

>>537838081
i like kpop and splatoon

>>537840080
fuck you

missiles was not the only thing that needed a nuclear nerf but after all this time it's the only thing that got one

>>537840607
Did you miss when they gangraped mochine?

>>537840607
>>537840713
and inkjet, kraken, stamper, decav, and sblast

>>537736562
looks great

>>537840713
>>537840943
minor

>>537790871
What is this from?

BRELLA needs a nerf

>>537841680
your brain needs a buff

>>537839271
Goodnight Ika-chan~

My schizo theory is that they're patching the game now and then do another next week with the remaining kits so the version becomes 10.1.1 and adds up to 3.

>>537841720
why did they think that overalls + maternity swimsuit was a good look

>>537843208
we'll probably get an update announcement with the direct, but I don't expect anything big

>>537843748
Some questions we may never know the answer too

>>537841905
new patch made it OP as fuck like painbrush

Would anyone like to kill some Salmon?

>>537846462
ye

>>537848062
Room going up

>>537848219
re up

>>537848219
SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in

wonderful, how long will it take before people stop playing brellas
i do not want them on my team

Goodnight /ink/

squid belly

>>537849485
'night

GG's M!

>>537850648
GG's!

How is she so perfect?

>>537845540
so like they were in splatoon 2?

woomy spilled her yogurt

>gave regular brella tent paint
>only a 10 pfs increase on the strike kit
FUCK you nogami, we don't need more strike paintbots like neo splash

>>537854518
very silly woomy
cant even eat yogurt properly

>>537853205
On-stage bimbo that's actually kind and innocent enough to be likeable

>>537854518
>inside of bangs aren't white

>>537853205
She’s not
You have low standards and you are delusional

>>537855465
I don't get it.

>>537853205
she makes the correct people mad just by existing, that's why

>>537860882
sketch?

>>537860907
he doesn't like callie? i don't know anything about him other than he likes to draw fucked up shit for attention

>>537861083
>>537860882
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533861002/#534115681

Woomy

>>537713324
>douser buffs
based.

>>537862660
I wish woomies could grow pubes

>>537864461
>>>/out/

we wilbert now

>>537861662
Completely unhinged yet I pity it

>>537864461
Just touch the fuzzy ooze.

>>537888583
I despise pubes as a fetish, but honestly a kimd of funny mental image.

I can actually picture inklings using fuzzy ooze to grow hair for style reasons.

Fuzzy takos and parallel canon, just wastes of potential. Why even make them just to barely use them?

>>537888930
Parallel cannon was probably low effort. They went with a simple design and added the reference to 4 just because.

I still hope hairtonic makes it into the game as a cosmetic at somepoint. Mr. Grizz amiibo?

>>537864461
my headcanon is that cephs can do negative edge "tattoos", by stripping down the tan skin and exposing the underlying ink colour. if you don't disturb it, it heals over like that and the design persists, even through respawns.
how is that related to pubes? well, cephs who have lots of sex gradually get an ink-coloured crotch area through the same process. still smooth, no fuzz, but they get the characteristic triangle. and boys get an inky shaft.
if you go to a public bath or something and see a woomy whose hair colour closely matches her skin, know that she might be trying to hide something.

anyone interested in playing the challenge (swim it to win it) at the hour?

>>537892063
It was so underused you only get their intro ONCE and never again but the other bosses still get an intro every single time. They did such a low effort on they couldn't even code in the repeat intro line of code into them.

>>537893732
Me

>>537894634
room going up

challenge 2/4

>>537894559
They should've been regular enemies in every stage with different chip abilities and more defense, the jelletons sucked ass

>>537894559
no boss except smollusk replays their encounter animation, why are you lying?

>>537894559
>the one on the left has to get dragged back into the ink by one of the others
kek

>>537895462
Exactly Smolusk always plays while Parallel cannon was a one time only deal such a let down.

last match, p

GGs k

ggs challenge

really makes you wonder how much of 3's dev time was left on the cutting room floor

>>537864461
Same, smooth fags are homos

>>537900817
NOOOO WOOMY!!!

>>537901208
Hairy women aren't feminine

this is a thread about video games, stop talking about body hair

>>537902875
>>>/lgbt/

fsh?

>nsfw spam and offtopic
Jannies do your work
Enjoy your vacations

>>537902948
Yeah all cephs are hairless* they only have floppers and tentacles

* Unless exposed to Mr Girzz's mammal ooze

>>537903568
Vacation time

>>537903492
>ywnbaj

Keeping the thread clean is a noble cause

Mistew Gwizz having iwwitabuw bowew syndwome and pooing on octowings to make them haiwy

>>537904413
That looks NSFW, just in case

>>537904596
He won

Prude woomies are the biggest freaks in bed

your report announcements contribute to the thread even less than the /e/ spam

>>537907018
How does this affect you?

>>537907018
Shut the fuck up coomer, stop ban evading

Image board.

You can't separate the splat from the sploosh

Ceph tummy…

Fuzzy warm tako

>>537913356
She is dressed prudely, no skin

>>537914569
She works logistic for Shipshape Cargo Co. its kind of cold at their northern floating dock.

When did /ink/ become muslim

>>537915101
it's just some schizo starting shit because he's bored and has nothing interesting going on in his life

>>537913356
Jesus fuck she looks so hot like this

>>537917313
she's probably getting heat stroke since its still summer

>>537917909
This is acceptable
>>537917362
This is not

Once you finally understand you won't be getting warnings and bans

STOP

REPORTING

MY

IMAGES

>>537919303
Stop posting NSFW images

>>537918490
Anon you will never be a janny or even understand how this place works. You will be ignored from now on

>>537920603
>/ink/
>ignoring anything
ahahahahahaha

>>537920907
Sideboobs count

>>537920603
You are not a mod, stop acting like one

castrate yourself and life a happier life today

Woomy and Stocking

>>537921475
cry more nigger

>>537922064
Woomy and Veemo with Weyyo

salmon anyone?

>>537922282
Do you like the addition of the Yebby brothers to the cast? With the Veemo sisters

>>537923062
at first i hated their zoomerspeak but it fits them pretty well, they're fun new additions to the cast

>>537923062
The yebbies are gay

>>537922332
Yeah, let me get past the update.

>>537922332
>>537924453
All right, let us fish.

>>537924453
>>537924740
forgot about the update, opening

it's done

Was it worth it?

>>537923750
And the sky is blue

>>537925693
i gained a few levels yeah

now what

>>537925898
now i play silksong

>>537925997
>no physical version
Cool.

>>537925898
Report and hide NSFW

I did not like Hollow Knight

>>537926385
sure anon, but what NSFW exactly?

Is there a hollow knight mod that makes it splatoon themed?

>>537925408
>>537925408
good job you showed everyone your scat fetish *claps*

>>537926807
>I did not care for Hollow Knight

>>537926889
Nipples

>>537928090
so none of the images that have been posted so far

>>537930083
Nothing like an ass kicking maid calling you master.

Woomy!

>>537931343
Splatoon, BUT, everyone uses real guns.

woomy using a real gun for the first time and flying backwards from the recoil

would you still olev woomy if she had a touch of the 'tism

Thread improved, thank me for my efforts

>>537933690
>tism
Implying that isn't standard woomy behavior

Get fucked idiot

>>537934140
haha penis

Power outage, GGs K.

i guess you dced
gggggggggsssssssssssss G
very nice golds

>>537933690
they ALL have the tism

ok here's your chocolate chip cookies

There was a patch? Why?

>>537941405
Why what, the game always gets seasonal patches.

>>537941615
No

>>537940918
It's too hot to go outside

>>537941405
because brellas didn't suffer enough

>>537942195
???
regular brella is now better than it ever was in 2's entire history

>>537941712
Retard

Yes next seasons patch will focus on cephs
Woomy will get 30% increase to her woominess
Veemo's veemers will be increased by 15%
Tako's will ara ara 33.33% more often
Yebby and Weyyo players will be sent a message asking them shouldn't you be playing the superior woomy or veemo instead.

>>537948019
the old hydra design was so ugly.

>>537942376
>forced to be support (role for w*men)

>>537949629
i guess its good, nzap can get a bit boring sometimes

>>537949629
play recycled

>>537945507
>playing veemo
You mean getting a lobotomy?

>>537950073
weehee

>>537949629
>being gay

>>537949629
everyone (that matters) in this general plays a femceph, what's the issue

Wasn’t expecting to run into the 60’s. GGs.

>>537950954
Yeah GGs dude, I had to double check

why did they buff 52? feels like there's an insurmountable wall in front of me when those niggas are holding down the shoot button now

>>537951238
>For the .52 Gal, we increased the speed of shots to make it easier to fight by taking advantage of its high attack power to defeat several opponents in a short time and create big opportunities. On the other hand, we increased the amount of ink consumed to make it harder to fight in a way that maintains battle lines over time.

>>537951238
Because Nogami is a retarded faggot.

double maido

crab and vsplash nerf soon

>>537951473
Woomy in wonderland

fsh?

>>537952457
I can 1king.

>>537952209


>>537952457
i can fsh

>>537953691
>>537953695
opening

>>537953695
Is this ai?

>>537953695
no, that is a very old image

>>537954182
>>537954251

Sorry sblast but this is real life

The clash blaster gets the girl

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

Suggest one very small detail for me to draw, and after I post it, another anon adds another detail, and so forth.
(For example, "replace one arm with an assault rifle," or "Change her expression to reflect the stalker in the background")
We're starting off with this unsuspecting little woomy! What kind of mischief is she going to get into?

>>537955904
give her a cute top hat.

How much does a maid woomy cost?

okay nice comm error i guess game
remade

comm errored

heck
i managed to beat the wave with the freelancer, paralyzed with the "unstable connection" thing

>>537955804
Me

>>537956802
Give her an icecream cone

third kits vol2 tomorrow? maybe?

>>537957406
Next week, trust the plan.

>>537957406
lol

>>537957791
untie one of her shoes

>>537955904
Give her tinted shades

>>537957791
big ribbon to her left flopper

ggs tuna room

ggs dumbass fish dieded

>>537958482
>>537958492
gggggssssssssssssssssssssssss

THIS WAY

>>537957857
>>537957869
>>537958141

>>537958720
Give her a flower lei

>>537958720
put a naughty word on her tshirt bonus points if it's in the splat language

>>537959126
>>537959274
It's there but covered by the lei

>>537959523
Her floppers are in need of suckers
[/spoiler]she just looks odd without them[/spoiler]

>>537959857
ctrl + s anon, ctrl + s

>>537956760
i am sorry if i keep stopping in a match randomly, i am arguing on the internet and cannot help myself

>>537960234
You're cheating on 4chan by arguing somewhere else?!

>>537960010
a watch on left wrist

Anything else? Don't want to spam too much

>>537960010
octopus shaped earring

>>537960010
small fry in the back with a big bowl of ice cream

>>537961867
nice one sis don't forget to post it on bluesky

>>537961513
>>537961738
>>537961880
Any last additions/subtractions?

he says this as if it's an insult

>>537961647
Does anyone have that one irl pic of him, might do a bit of research to find out where he lives

>>537962408
cut off her flops

>>537962408
heart pupils

>>537962408
put her in a bikini

>>537962408
Put a palm tree in the back

>>537962887
YOU MONSTER

GGs sh

>>537963138
GGs p

Happy tropical woomy! <3

>>537964503
good woomy

>>537964503
Yes a good woomy

>>537964503
woomy on vacatio-
OH MY GOD HER SLAPPERS