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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Misaki (Swimsuit) (3*)
Saori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)
Hiyori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)
Nonomi (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Shiroko (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Atsuko (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)

>News:
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/585
>Events:
[Rerun] Sheside Outside – 9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:
Joint Firing Drill (Shooting Drill) – 9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/10 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Grand Assault: Chesed (Outdoor - Torment w/Purple Armor) - 9/10 (Wed) 11:00 - 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/21 (Thu) 11:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/3 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/10 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Hard – 9/10 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Commission – 9/17 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>8/26 (Tue) After Maint – 9/9 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Sumire (Part-Timer) (3*)
Rei (3*)

>News:
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3112998
>Events:
Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 8/26 (Tue) After Maint – 9/9 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Grand Slam Collection!: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/08/prayball – 8/26 (Tue) 3:00 – 9/9 (Tue) 2:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Total Assault: Hovercraft (Field) – 9/2 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/8 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 8/27 (Wed) 2:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty – 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/29 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/31 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions – 9/1 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/8 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 9/5 (Fri) 19:00 – 9/7 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)

zoos sucks

I'm going to impregnate her

>>537716681
what did they meant by this

ass thread?

Kasumi's tap animation is very cute,

booty thread

Wakaboat status?

Why did Mika put on her underwear and call it a swimsuit?

$99 pakeji where...

I'm assuming a dongtan is some sort of Asian dress, because all I can think of is a dude standing in the sun naked until he gets a sunburn somewhere very unfortunate

>>537717057
FUCK THIS RAID
I HATE IT

I was lied to this doesn't work how does cover do anything it just runs right past it

Hina bossina

>sow-ri
What did they mean by this?

>>537716609 (OP)
>>537716719
>>537716792
I have to jerk off now

nice game jpkeks, why can't i log in

>>537717154
It's trashy KR nonsense. I'd bet the artist is a gook too.

>>537714856
to be fair, over 70% of the American students should be Obese, with over 40% of them morbidly obese
ask @Grok for more info

>>537717426
we use @Arona here

Where S.Misaki L2D

>>537717480
I replaced Arona with Alexa after she messed up the gas lines as Schale

>>537717480
buy pakeji

JP IS DEAD.

>>537717789
how long was the maintenance?

>>537717789
And Bison killed him.

Terrorists don't deserve birthday threads

>>537717881
6 hours.

>>537717789
She's in

>>537718028
i think i might go and take a nap then

>extreme cleared
>still in plat
nice

What the fuck???? How, this isn't GA

>>537717789
NOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T DO MY THINGS

>>537718275
What?

https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1963059425188708388 (wrong maintenance end time)

https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1963060259796209941 (updated)

>No 30 minutes before maintenance warning.
>No AroPla maintenance animation.
>Wrong maintenance end time.

It's concerning.

Is NA the laziest server out of all Blue Archive servers?

>>537718257
welcome to the comfy gold club

>>537718275
it's day one bwo...

>>537718275
Some people don't do raids on day 1

>>537718386
that would be asia, probably
JP > KR > Taiwan > Global(only because of chinks) > NA > Asia

>>537718408
>>537718407
>>537718347
It's not GA, why the hell aren't you doing it. You're not gonna get your rewards if you just skip past and don't do the raid every single day.

I tried this uNeru Seia thing all these fellow newfags are doing and it turned out better than using Mika.

>>537718546
Jesus Christ look at that sag

>>537718610
38 is fucking amazing at drawing such sexy levels of Sag.
His Neru is fucking disgusting though, she's sexiest because of how flat she is and giving her large breasts is going against her character. Would've been almost perfect if she was flat there

>>537718676
nice
>>537718650
sex

>>537718546
It's not GA, sure, but it's still Wakaboat. Newfags without CCs are eternally stuck on Extreme.

>>537718537
I did this

Suzumi alt when

>>537718764
Even with the existence of newfags extreme shouldn't ever plat wakaboat

i miss concernposting

Not sexy
Not erotic
Completely plain

>>537718969
That's because it's either Asia or EU (chinks are still sleeping) right now.

>>537718789
Hopefully never.

Hifumi is old and busted

>>537719246
The Virgin Plana...

startdash banner gives a guaranteed 3 star character every 10 pulls, while pulling a typical banner only gets 2 stars with a mere 0.7% of pulling the banner 3 star until 200 pulls, i could instead have TWENTY 3 star random chars? isn't that crazy good?

>>537719403
You have to pay money, anon.

>>537719269
My brain keeps seeing this

Look what I found! It's a stinky rabbit!! Oooooooooooooooooo my stinky smelly sweaty stinky smelly stinky smelly sweaty sweaty sweaty sweaty smelly rabbit!!!!!
(crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisted) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisting) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (crawling) (twisting) (splitting) (creeping darkly) (tumbling) (crawling violently) (twisting) (convulsing) (roaring) (creeping) (growling sinisterly) (crawling) (splitting) (walking ashore) (twisting) (convulsing) (creeping) (walking twisted) (attack regardless of target)

>>537718676
im glad they got a good ending. but i was cheering for akemi when she went super saiyan

>>537719549
Guh...

See you niggas in hell

>>537719549
OK IVAN YOU WENT TOO FAR

>>537719493
oh

Mari wouldn't say that.

>>537718567
>Be newfag without u.neru or seia
It's over

>9 eleph short of finally getting faust
>no faust for a comfy phase 1 insane wakamo
what kind skill/gear requirement is there for the 2nd tank for insane wakamo? i've got 4 star eimi/3 star tsukiyo without equipment and i've got a mine with t8 bag. i've got a juri fully equiped as the main the tank so using juri+mika+healer maybe?

i'm wondering what experience people have with gearing the secondary tank for wakamo versus having mika+healer

Can Tsukuyo substitute Eimi for raid comp?
>Have Eimi but still Lv 70

>>537719037
Would you say you're... concerned about it?

>>537719812
i started few weeks after anniversary banner just fuck my shit up

this is the best i could do with my roster... 14.7m

STOP PUTTING MIKA UP
EVERYONE HAS MIKE
PUT UP YOUR NERUS

>>537719886
Aomori works too but once Wakamo racks up the damage it's when she starts to die

>>537719968
>sex and miyucko
Wasted slots, put more dakka in

>Deleted
Lame ass janny.

>>537719403
There's only one stardash, where the fuck did you even get 20 3* from?
And no, getting farmable dupes from it isn't "crazy good".

>>537719997
I'm not building Neru until Mika is absolutely done

First the roomba and now the tablet, please quit spilling yogurt on all the electronics, sensei

>>537719997
My neru is only UE30.

>>537719968
>that cleanup crew
anon
it's time

>>537719203
This is NA server tho

>>537718407
Proof?

Arona is better, search your heart. You know it to be true.

>>537719927
Fucking same. The camping/himari banner was up when I started. Had I know I literally just missed anniversary I wouldn't have started when I did. I also apparently just missed the start dash timeframe too so spending money isn't an option either so fuck my life

I put my neru, hiyori and Rio all UE50...not a single person wants to borrow or use them....;_;

>>537720237
It's her
The Wakamo killer

>>537720363
Alona gives me minrolls.

After finishing the story I became weak and rolled for Rei.
She's just too cute.

>>537720461
Did the same when I found out that she fucking sucks at baseball.

>>537720237
Stop fucking trying to brick newfags by telling them to build Pina.

>>537720396
> Rio
For what purpose? Put pjNoa in there. Or UE40 C.Kotama

Lmao this was soooo ass. 14,6

>>537720594
>Brick
Pina is a solid investment

>>537719997
>got 6 borrows on my lv 80 5/10/10/7 ue50 jk neru
feels good. somebody even added me so they could borrow it. i kinda feel bad though cause her equipment is only t9 no tier10 bag/hat for her. i need to save these and see how my 2nd phase wakamo goes and decide where to spend it.

>>537720014
my mine is barebones 1/1/1/1 just the t8 bag. i tried it but i had trouble with her grabbing aggro then dying. i've got enough equipment to t10 bag somebody. are eimi/tsukiyo easier to use for this?

>>537720237
>kimono Asuna
dang I missed her banner

>>537720064
my score dropped when i swapped miyako for akane...
also i need kokona for her heals and the cost reduction helps when cycling skills super hard

>>537696710
Saori did not in fact ever say or express apology for shooting Sensei.

>>537720875
no one said anything about akane
miyu, ogneru or pina

>>537720594
Well I don't have them at that level.

well my club has a decently build jk Neru so I'm chilling

i don't remember what i used for last wakamo and i refuse to watch a guide, whatever it was that i did it was a good ins run but what i'm doing now sucks

>>537717087
To tease me

>>537721165
these are all my yellows... pina is still 2* and i dont have the gear for her yet

Man p2 was very easy and I kept accidentally buffing the drones.
I feel like I could Maybe do torment but I'm scared.
Because my UNeru is so insanely dogshit and I don't know how to make her good. While critmalding with Hiyori kinda scary and from last Wakaboat it was suffering

You were warned to build your Pina. Now look at you

https://x.com/tanahemu/status/1641809714601394176

INSfags are silver lol

Will a collab event be revealed this month or next month?

Remember what they took from you.

>>537717181
I failed this first time because I used pyonpyon Toki, her ex skill sent the poor robot flying too far back to damage Rei, so I ran out of time lol

I don't get this dude. Sometimes he posts real drawings and other times AI slop.

>>537721639
What kind of dog shit Peroro team is that? No wonder they got silver.

>>537721639
This is so horrifying I'm glad I don't play on this server. I might actually kill myself
But at the same time how do you get 22 from Insane....when the insane clear above is 26 million

>>537721479
pina is there to provide hitcount which translates into debuff. she's doing her work as long as she survives.

koharu has a big butt

>>537721873
He brought his wife to the raid, did you?

>>537721960
proofs??

I saw this and now you have to as well. Not posting the image because it's NSFL.
https://x.com/yunapo_cos2/status/1959185912728019373

>>537721987
He could've literally brought Noa to P1 to def down a chicken, then hit it with A.Hosh, maybe she will die during the phase transition but that's it.
A.Hosh alone can deal with 99% of the raid HP with minimal buffing already.

>>537721987
Nta, but nyes and I'm proud of her for saving my run.

sex with saosao, her blue pubes are a must

Does Wakaboat lose debuffs after some time? Like do you have to keep rotating multihit ex to upkeep max debuff?

>>537721087
Her name literally says sorry.

>>537722136
Hiyori, I assume? Does she do decent damage?

nodocute

>>537722252
yes, you need a constant output

>>537722280
Haruka. Also yes, she literally did 8 million here and the last Wakaboat she did all 12 million. But it was incredibly maldy.
I was worried I had no more tanks because the ones I was using kept dying then I remembered I could use Haruka as my tank

pinner should slop on my tiny peener

>>537720461
That's not weakness, there is no shame in getting a student simply because you like her.

i didn't know collab characters could appear in my cafe, i assumed they only came if you invited them or had their furniture, saten is the only one i have btw and this is the first time she appears naturally

>>537722507
I've used Haruka when I've needed to use two teams for P1 before, she's pretty solid.

>>537722528
That's not so big

>WELCOME TO KIVOTOS!
Is this really a hint at a future coIIab?

We don't like dickrollers here

I dickrolled

>>537722596
Saten regularly visits mine, but then I do have her tarot table up. I haven't noticed the other collab girls visiting tho.

stop talking about collab
its not happening

>>537722639
Haruka in general is a pretty solid and great tank
I don't get to use her as much as I would really like, but when I can she's great.
I remember a Miyakofag saying she should get a self heal so she'll be unique in her own right now, but if Haruka got a bond self heal I feel Harukastonks would go up...since she has really good survivability.
Also Hiyori from last time

Wakaboat is like the first time I've used Seia for anything I'm pretty sure

Is this the absolute last of [REDACTED]'s artwork? No more from him?

>>537723043
Same outside of the Hoshino Jfd, except I'm not even using her at all this wb since no idea what team to use her in

Didn't ass.

why would they need a maintenance?
the data is already ingame

>>537723273
why would you deny us our 720 pyros, arona

Start liking students with medium-sized breasts.

>>537723273
To re-add the event currencies and minigame before they remove them next patch duh.

stop posting her

Posting whom?

Raise your hand if you want Blue Archive Spanish dub and translation.

>>537723970
My wife is so cool

I hate Saori. But I know Sensei would forgive and help them.

You now remember ricksaw

Introducing our latest collab character gorando kudasai
>*wow sugoii kawaii desu ne pachi pachi torendo ichi intensifies*

Everyone that has T-Shiroko in PVP should be the first character slot viewing.

Every time I see a pina post, I beat my wife

Which student is this?

https://litter.catbox.moe/xkv8a3.webm

As a newfag, how do I beat extreme boat fox?

>litterbox
i'm not clicking that

>fat fucking ugly useless elf bitch in the OP
Gross.

It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.

>>537724249
WTF? is this anime porn?

>>537724340
You don't

Collab when?

>>537721639
>tfw we don't have any Korea server anons anymore
I wonder what their rankings are like now.

Chat, is this real?

We need a Kino no Tabi collab

>- The Blue Archive client checks environment settings from the CDN (Content Delivery Network) when launched. These settings are created and managed separately from the game, but records of external access were confirmed.
>- Some settings were altered, redirecting to 45.94.31.77 (Netherlands), which caused the issue.
I don’t know tech. Is this saying that a Dutch person was behind the hack?

>school setting
>guns
>cute girls
>mid 2010s
collab coming soon

We need a Ghost Stories collab

>>537724374
Saori isn't an elf

>>537724489
You can press lobby and restart. Don't worry newfag I wasted a million tickets like this at the start too...

>>537724650
We need to beat up Eri and Kanoe

>>537724417
What?

>>537724694
i.. i already pressed on forfeit...

Send help

>>537724791
Yeah but for the future. Don't worry. Just press lobby for next time.
I did that many times too ;_;

>>537723131
Akemi, gKaede, Erika, Kokuriko

>>537724791
face for cumming on

I love child panties

>>537724879
>Erika
Pretty sure this one wasn't from him

>>537724802
There's a report pakeji in the shop in this very moment
You know what to do

imagine getting filtered by wakaboat

>already dropped from mid 200's to 500's
NYOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA DO TORMENT AAAAIIIIIEEEEE

>>537724249
>joshi raku
It's been a while...
Which chapter was this?

>>537724249
Salsa or else

>>537724802
it's 2x comms right now bro

>>537724947
He did do uKarin, uAsuna and Kirara so it makes sense to do the last gyaru.

>>537724534
>App connects to point "A" to figure out which settings to use
>Koyuki told "A" to redirect the app to connect to point "B", which used other settings
So that alternate point "B" is in the Netherlands

>>537723574
in general they dont do maint to reruns or am i crazy?

>>537725065
>>537725030
Nvm I guess. Ty

>>537725192
you're crazy

>>537724947
>>537725092
>last two Mx2J designs left are Akemi and gKaede
Fucking hell. I can only hope they redo their art, I really don’t want these to be the last thing he ever contributed to the game.

The constant neverending RATATATATATATATAT when using double Neru in this raid really satisfies my monkey brain.

>>537724340
Use Tsubaki and Fubuki to fill the CC bar (Fubuki doesn't need to use her EX, just leave her there).
Use Mika after filling the gauge to deal damage.
On Phase 2 just use whatever with high hit counts.

>>537725360
If they didn't redraw all the other awful sprites I don't have faith in them redrawing the absolute worst of the lot.

>shittim chest
Couldn't they come with a better name?

>>537725419
Now do the same to her tonight.

>>537725473
They almost went with Cleveland steamer but that was too on the nose

>>537723271
i'd die like that

>>537725092
Paruru...

>>537725167
Oh, okay. Thanks, Megu.

>>537725495
Don't need to tell me twice.

>>537724374
She's not rin though

>>537725092
They already released Nagusa tho

>>537725592
babu megu

>>537723131
Whats wrong with it?

>>537724249
Hina

>>537725635
I was honestly just too lazy to crop the image to only show Kokuriko

>>537725473
Blame the jews

I used all my mats on school neru just to feel something

>>537725439
I'm not getting it. Only got her to about 20x.

>>537724249
what?

>>537725925
based

I FUCKING LOVE NINJAS

>>537725092
Has owa done anything else in the game? I can’t seem to find them online.

>>537724650
No corra en el hospital

>>537724249
>students looks twice the age of the teacher
is this a school for seniors?

Hate Wakamo
Hate Seia
Hate Izuna
Hate Kaho
Hate Rumi
Hate Niko
Hate Otogi
Hate Kurumi
Hate Yukino

>>537725473
It was coded by Indians

jesus christ

>>537725925
based

Hate >>537726070

>>537725840
Replace Yuuka with Tsubaki.
Maki with Fubuki or Kayoko, she's useless in P1.

>>537724534
There's just a lot of server farms there.

>>537726209
Hand over those gummies
NOW

>>537726209
All four jars of those gummy vitamins?
They belong to Ibuki. Right now.
All at once.

>>537726285
why are they staring at the chroma?

saori sex collab with sensei. hiroy will be there for support

>>537726070
A Kuzunoha fan, rare.

>>537725953
Toki's L2D and the designs for Arius Summer (just not the illustrator) to my knowledge.
I believe he was one of the artists who left or is now working on RX though.

>>537725473
In Shittim, the Israelites were enticed into idolatrous Baal worship and immoral sexual relations with Moabite and Midianite women. Hina is based on Baal, everything is connected.

>forgot to spend my raid coins before monthly reset, again
man

whose ex instantly fills waka's stun meter?

>>537726482
smoking is gay

>>537726554
>hinawank even in the prologue

my sex instantly fills waka's cum meter

Post your favorite gook artists

>>537725592
I really like this image

Will the shupos be here before the GA tickets expire?

>>537726209
GIVE ME THOSE GUMMIES

>>537726482
imagine they give Y. Aoi to kuzunoha

Which school is gook coded?

>>537726534
That’s a shame, I really like Kokuriko’s design so it would’ve been nice seeing more of it.

>>537726269
This is really hard DPS check. I'm not sure I can do this even with the borrowed 90 Mika.

Saori's fucking anus...

Newfriend here
I like Fubuki
I bet she smells really good
I wanna lick her butthole

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>>537726581
UE40 C.Kotama
Kayoko with a successful Fear Shot.
Chihiro
S.Chise after her normal

>>537726856
i'm starting to think nexon's programmers aren't very good at their job

little girl
big boobs

>>537726949
She needs to sit on my face

>>537726856
@arona is this real

>>537727186
>breasticles

am I bricked? I accidently upgrade ny fuuka's slippers to level 70...

>>537726856
this nigger could've timed the forfeit right as the HP hits 0.

>>537727186
molest kaede or kokona?

>>537727307
was there a reason you where keeping them at low level? afaik you don't really need to upgrade certain support gear unless you plan to do torment, it doesn't hurt your account as much as hoshino's skill/equip autism or akane's speed skill

>newfags struggling with Extreme
>they don't know they have to clear it every single day at least once

>>537725092
On a scale from Ibuki to Aris, how tall do you think Shuro is?

I missed patting my students by 1 minute and now I've lost 1 pat. I'm bricked.

>Koyuki is now associated with hacking
>>537727159
>>537727269
>>537727350

It's over for her alts

>>537727461
Technically not true

>>537727159
he's lv90, he's memeing

>>537727421
depends on your taste
kaede is clueless when you molest her but kokona would definitely notice if you try to

>>537727517
137cm

>>537726554
Kino

>>537727350
the score is too high. it implies he cleared it in under 4 minutes. no way he's covering all 2 phases and then having koyuki enter for the final round

>>537727724
This is his team.

Don't forget to pat your students, bag

Yeah, this is impossible for me. How do you even have enough time to fight her on the hovercraft?

>>537727892
>double kisaki
>ue50 pj noa
what the fuck

Are people actually using uNeru?

>>537727912
you have virtually unlimited tries. your limits are the amount of students you have and time

>>537727517
149cm, Kokuriko is 162cm

Oh it's her birthday too i almost forgot.

>>537727912
Because the best strat is to actually forfeit after beating p1 and send a team that's better equipped to fight her in p2.

>>537728135
stupid pinko

screenshots of what happened on the 31st? i missed it

FUCK MOMOKA

>>537728175
nothing happened on the 31st

Stop flooding the general with pinktards

>>537728242
why is kayoko like this? I bet she's giving me a reach-around in the bed

>>537727912
stop trying to 1t wakaboat
it's normal to 2t it with dedicated team for each phase

>>537728175
https://x.com/Mesugaki0ni/status/1962141254906736892

>>537728373
>there's someone who doesn't love the bouquets
WHO

>>537728175
The crazy thing is nothing really happened, and the other threads are right in saying we're the gacha game where nothing ever happens

>>537728324
How can I beat her when I'm only level 70 and the big DPS is the level 90 Mika?

>>537728175
What does it smell like?

>>537728502
the pinktard

>>537728612
Lmao imagine having to get out of bed at 3 am because of Koyuki

>>537728539
Shit, because Rio is in there.

>>537728518
you build more teams to deal with the remaining 6 million hp

>>537728256
no
>>537728502
uhee~

the big red

>>537726831
Ariusus

>>537728778
fagfie...

scrimmages, lost
hopes, dashed

Post more birthday girl

>>537727610
Explain this

https://exhentai.org/g/3461300/f84efc31ff/

For some reason I always thought I'd like wakaboat more than I do but its pretty average

wakaboat
(dont wakaboat baby)
wakaboat
(dont tip the boat over)

>>537727912
Because attacking the radio tower also counts as damaging the hovercraft

>>537729470
probably would've been more exciting if it was made from the start to be a regular raid. wakaboat is basically recycled from that abandoned world raid gameplay mode that got converted into a regular raid.

Why does Mika's gun even have those holes on the end? Looks like a salt shaker

Phrenapates raid when?

Hry

>>537729757
Sexy miku

>>537729639
Barrel shroud that lets you hold the gun there without the heat from firing it.

What does this expression mean?

>>537729982
So why is this girl popular again?

>mini-live in less than 3 weeks
Hopes & fears?

>>537728512
>wanting actual drama and shit to ruin the game for good
go to the Nikke or GFL generals for that you antisocial retard
we don't need you here

>>537726771
Jesus christ

>>537730087
>again
But she was always popular

>>537730193
I wouldn't know as a newfag. She has barely been in the story and I haven't read her momos.

>>537728669
would make my job bearable desu

>>537730087
Pure nun that canonically only needs a slight push to corrupt

>>537730142
>Hopes?
I have no hope
>Fears?
Vtuber collab

>sNagisa SS again

grudgeholders... our response?

>>537730406
Wasn't even thinking of that, but now that you've mentioned it, not outside the realm of possibility.

>>537730335
>canonically only needs a slight push to corrupt
Wait, what? I'm suddenly very interested in reading her momos.

>>537730271
Her design is real cute and she's a nun. Japan loves corrupted nuns.

>>537730087
>>537730271
Pure nun
legitimately nice to others and doesn't try to rape me or give me parasocial gf experience like most of the cast
she also corrupts sukebans into becoming pure nuns

will extreme in 2 teams be enough to secure gold for this one? I've been knocked into silver by less than 100 twice in a row now.

>>537729534
Chinese wife

>>537730686
Always t1 Extreme for comfy Gold

>>537730686
Possibly

WHY IS THE APP 10GB

>>537730914
>>537726208

>>537729885
anon, he meant the ones on the tip of the barrel...

AIM FOR PLAT!
BE STRONGER!
HIT HARDER!

>>537730826
I'm level 72 and around 4 million hp away from that, not happening.

Someone stole my lunch
Blue Archive.

>>537730914
High Quality 3D Chibi pussies.

>>537730617
>Innocent Corsage
>Like a white unwithering flower, Mari's corsage is a constant reminder to never forget her intentions. But what lies behind it...?

>>537731006
t.

>>537731042
borrow a Mika

I stole some brownoid’s food for lunch today
Red Archive.

>still in the top 300 with a half ass 3 team torment
NA really is filled with a bunch of losers.

i got all the pyrox and still can't get the last card, is there a point on opening cards?

>>537731128
I already have and that's where I end up at.

>>537731120
Idol arc has been the worst that has happened to Mari
I remember when Devs explicitly stated she IS a pure girl
retards bent the knee to more income from players...

Which artists on Xitter do you suspect are getting paid by nexon?

>>537731234
neru, pina, nonomi, koharu, kotama, utaha

>finally clear phase1 insane wakamo
>timeout before i can even try phase2
yay

>>537731318
That line was from her base bond item

We hate newfaggots here

Attention all citizens of Kivotos!
Hina is a NIGGER!

>>537730617
It feels like she only became a nun to suppress her bad girl tendencies because her bond gear momo, and then the idol event made her worse by showing showing she just wants to have fun as a girl. But it's weird, because like the other anon said, there was that one dev video saying she is pure despite fan interpretation.

>>537731609
>lost to a parrot

>>537731495
You were going to forfeit anyway because you'd be wasting your time trying to tackle Phase 2 with the Phase 1 team

Mari's love for Sensei is pure. Stop shitposting with your corruption fetish.

dentist is expensive and you cavities on your teeth

>>537731629
Because she's still a good girl with a good heart, the nonsensical fan's headcanons are all the smoking Mari and perverted Mari.
Does no one here even read I.Mari's momo? She's still a pure girl there.
Oh who am I kidding, this general can't read for shit.

>>537731554
I was talking bout the Idol picture
the corsage is ambiguous enough as it's asking what lies under her true intentions
the Idol event was pure fanservice as a follow up from her being defiled at the Millenium PE event

>>537731874
Momos are emergency stash

>>537731181
No point in doing torment day 1 when you can still get all the rewards by waiting a day.

>>537731749
i mean the whole mock battle timed out so i never got to try phase 2. i'm back to phase 1.

does anybody know how the rocket works? why does it sometimes decide to target fubuki in the far back middle while there's 2 tanks next to her on the left side?

>>537731609
reminder
Gehenna Volume will prove me right

>image only no text
>pretending to be newfags
Y'all are bots.

This is nuts.

Who’s ur favorite ritual poster on bag?

show me your best 9B1Y memes /bag/

>>537732296
>9B1Y
what zoomerpseak is this?

>>537732359
Your Arona sir?

Don't forget to lick your pvp coins /bag/

>>537716719
artist link? do they do comms?

>>537731609
I’d kiss these two

>>537731964
"Emergency Stash" = "I can't budget for shit". That's the excuse for WEAK faggots who rolls on every banners despite all the foresight.

>>537732069
It targets the furthest student from her.
You're not supposed to see this if you do proper CC timing, but it's still manageable.

>>537732069
O-oh... Wakamo's RPG targets the farthest I think

I can't open BA on steam at all right now. It's crashing even before the Nexon logo pops up. I hope this doesn't mean I have to redownload this shit on my phone I use that storage for Eri paizuri pics now...

Mari needs a little push on the other direction

>>537731874
Jokes are not headcanon
Pure can also mean the natural taint of sin has yet to come. Naive, innocent, virginal, etc
She lost to the temptation of the snake because she isn't naturally nun material like wappi and clumsy, deal with it

>>537726925
post roster

Which buffer do i use for phase 1 , Himari or Kisaki

vaginal

to be honest momotalks are boring
>student: sensei i need yer help
>sensei: don't worry i'm cumming
>student: thanks for the help sensei
>sensei: anything for you milady
>student: oh sensei you are so cool, you make my pussy wet
>sensei: i know...

>>537731043
Found some lunch on the ground.

>>537732814
>student: oh sensei you are so cool, you make my pussy wet
>sensei: i know...
I remember Ibuki saying that

She fucking shot me!

Okay but why are my students handing Pyroxene over to me?

>>537733019
you are a whore

>>537732814
>gf experience
it preys on loneliness and it works for most of the playerbase

steamed (boiled) hams

>>537732814
>his studentwife has a year 1 momo

>>537733063
My students wouldn’t say that

>>537732814
The best ones imo are when he's deliberately messing with the student or is obviously annoyed by their retardation
It makes him feel so much more like an actual person

>>537731609
Is this from a manga?

>>537732653
made for ageplay

>>537732814
i say this

>>537733817
My students wouldn’t say that

I have rights

>0/5
I fucking hate PvP so much.

>>537733019
Arona pimps you out to bond with your students, and pays you for it

>>537733957
Buy a refill and try again, Sensei
It'll go better on the refill- it always does

>>537732814
>>537733070
>Play waifu simulator
>Hate waifu simulator as a concept
Curious

>>537733817
Many students are saying this

>>537734123
you can like this game and recognize it's sterile

>>537733243
>is obviously annoyed by their retardation
Those are the worst

>>537731006
I kinda tried and dropped to 6k in NA during Binah. I won't try that again until level 85 or so, in 2-3 months

>>537734230
You sound like ironic weebs and anitubers.
>I like X thing but it is le bad!

>>537734279
Imagine having a cosplay gf and getting to fuck a different student everyday

>>537734230
Sounds like you hate it more than like it

>>537734395
That's kinda the plot of Giji Harem

I have once again fapped to Eri paizuri.

>finally sit down to go through my momo backlog
>sudden blackout 10 minutes after I started reading
>can't share my mobile data with my PC because my isp is jewish
Oh well, maybe next week...

>Fuuka
>Yuuka
>Nagisa
>Nagusa
>Meru
>Neru
>Kazusa
>Azusa
>Rei
>Kei
>Kai
>Haruka
>Haruna
>Nozomi
>Nonomi
>Hina
>Pina
>Mina
>Mine
>Midori
>Minori
>Mimori
>Tsurugi
>Tsumugi

i just realized something
aru in armenian means brook

this is Brooke

>>537732248
Reisafag/"The princess is safe" anon
He's unironically wholesome

>>537734702
Fun fact: Mine in english is a place where you dig

>>537734832
shes mine, fuck off

>>537732538
Try to launch it in the background. For the longest time, I had to do that to play it on my old laptop, I had to alt+tab out of it and return after the intro movie loaded. Recently it started working just fine.

>>537734230
>Please believe me, I don't play this game for waifus or fanservice, unlike you people I'm enlightened and only play for the story. I actually hate the waifu aspect, that's how enlightened I am

test
appending karin upload
submit

>>537734702
Plana means flat (feminine) in Spanish

>>537734230
>sterile

>the head of every school literally wants your dick

>sterile

>>537734702
Fun fact: Misaki in japanese means cape

nonomi feels like she gives really good and warm hugs

>>537734350
>>537734230
>>I like X thing but it is le bad!
it's called being self aware
just because you like crack doesn't mean it's good for you or for anyone whatsoever
>>537734123
BA would had been more fun without GF experience shit
the Kancolle formula was ruined by gacha

Nonomi would be a great mother.

>>537735050
>>537735108
the idea is to find a name that sounds like a valid english name
how many girls you see in the west named flat and cape?

>>537732814
I can't remember the last one I read where the student that asked for sensei's help. I think Kirara with her studies? But that's only on one of her multiple conversations.. The most common are "let's go on a date" or "let me repay you by going on a date" scenes

>>537735148
>KanColle formula
It literally had no story at all and everyone but Ooi wanted your cock.

>>537734702
Haruna means "nigger" in every language

>>537734702
Bing is a search engine made by Microsoft. Which is what happens to my dick after I bing-ed inside Kanna

>>537734702
Kanoe is canoe in English

>>537735148
What the fuck is a GF Experience shit? You sounds like someone who doesn't read the momo at all.

>>537735203
Kirino literally asked you to help her with the lifeguard lessons, P.Juri with the barmaid stuff, Reijo with the inspector, and probably some more from P.Sumire. Rio's momos aren't even date stuffs, it's "Help this stupid retard" stuff.

>>537735241
Yamashiro was a pretty big siscon as well

>>537735504
Oh I forgot about that cunt too, slow ass fatty.

>>537735243
>>537735367
>>537735448
you guys suck

>>537734230
wtf do you even want?

>>537719997
>Put up both my maxed out Neru
I better get paid bigly for this

Roll for shupos next month

>>537734952
Everyone complains about it, but I dream of the day she spooks me.

>>537735241
>everyone but Ooi wanted your cock
you clearly never played Kancolle and it shows
also, Kancolle punishes retardation by killing your girls for good. Which would make the average gacha fag anhero for good, I miss that mechanic.
>>537735460
I don't read momos, Only one I ever skimmed through was Mari's
she's one of the few girls that doesn't top the pseudo dating mechanics with a coomer l2d

i did a little joke in the draw-with-pixel-map-thing and it seems some reddit-discord rats got triggered

funny creature

>>537735241
>>537735148
hold up, I'm talking about pre-2016 Kancolle here
ikd what it has devolved into nowadays

>>537735725
I played for years and it's true, but I don't even know why you brought up that game when it's not tangibly related to BA's story because there is no plot or stories to compare it to. The only thing in common is the harem appeal which sounds like you hate.

This thread is ass

>>537735610
hikari means light in Japanese. which is the first couple sentences of the bible

>>537731874
Mari was about to rape Sensei at the end of the idol event when she got really close and closed her eyes before Aomori and Sakurako came. You're not fooling me.

>>537735610
Rei is king in Spanish

>>537736026
"Light. Light. Light. Light." - Genesis 1:1-4

>>537735610
Juri is jury in English

pounding misaki's suicidal ass

>>537736064
ill take it, valid surname

>>537735725
>I don't read momo
Then what the fuck are you even talking about? Event stories and regular volume stories in BA doesn't have GF experience shit at all, and the coomer shit is far and few between.
Fucking retarded KCfags, did you experience BA through fucking doujins and consider it the main plot or something?

>>537735610
Shiroko means milt in Japanese. Now you know why she goes fishing.

>>537735992
>"Thread is ass"
>Post the flattest ass

Steam release brought in way too many ironic shitposting newfags who just shitpost for attention at all hours
Was better when this was an oji-san thread

>>537734702
Koyuki sounds like a Russian word "кaюк", which is a very informal term for death or demise. This made the nihahahack even funnier.

>>537736241
brought in a whole bunch of trannies too

>>537735610
Hare is rabbit in English

>>537718789
VERY SOON SUZUMIBRO! THE SUZUMI RENAISSANCE IS HERE!

Nexon owes me more tacticool alts and students.

Ako
Atsuko
Kayoko
Toki
Hanae
Hanako
Miyako

As a Japanese me, these are very granny names
And most terrible name is Shimiko. Shimi means silverfish

We hate old smoochers here

>>537735148
>self-aware
No. The internet has wrongly taught you the only way you can like something is if you hold a negative opinion of it which is idiotic. If you like something it is because you view that thing in a positive light, there's at least one aspect of it which you enjoy which is why you engage in that thing/activity in the first place. The posture of having to berate something before you admit to liking it comes from insecurity. You want to "fit in" with the regular guys AND like whatever niche nerd hobbies you want but you feel the need to belittle those things so that people don't come after you. I like Blue Archive and I think it's great. If you don't like my opinion then you can take it and stick it up your ass.

>>537736639
Hnghh

i miss 2022 /bag/

>>537736639
kanoe looks like the kind of girl that would do any thing you order to

>>537736678
Toki is a very manly name

>>537736678
Every time I see "Toki" I think of Toki from HnK

>>537736851
>>537736853
lmao

>>537736885
who are you quoting

>blatant bait with non BA images attached
>retards responding

SEAhours, amirite?

>>537737025
Nah, that dude was sincere. It's legit something people do when they aren't comfortable with the content.

Asians should have separate servers and internet sites.

>>537735725
Retard

>>537736978
scenario in my head

>>537737127
Bro your great Firewall of China?

>>537736748
Wow you raped that zillennial

kiddy underwear

>>537737052
Probably some /v/iggers coming here and shitpost.

>Koyuki hits 51 affection
>game crashes

>>537731874
Your idol event ending?

>>537734623
Elden Ring meme

>>537737052
wagie hours for SEA and Aussie

>>537735918
>>537736170
>Event stories and regular volume stories in BA doesn't have GF experience shit at all
>what the fuck are you even talking about?
I'm poking fun at the retards that roll for girls like they're buying a girlfriend on an Arab human trade market and how gacha orbits entirely around it
Like nigga, your loneliness is being exploited and you just throw money at them.
>>537736748
>The internet has wrongly taught you the only way you can like something is if you hold a negative opinion of it
not really. I enjoy camomile tea with lemon and I have zero negative thoughts about it.
the point really is just because you like something doesn't mean it's good for you or that you should defend it like some sort of blind fanatic/fanboy
BA is a game with a lot of sovl and very cool animations, but I'm not going to defend the fact that at the end of the day BA is still a gacha and it prays onto human loneliness by offering GF experiences and coomer l2ds so people open their wallets for their girls. If that makes you upset somehow, I'm sorry truth hurts.
>You want to "fit in" with the regular guys
>sufering from FOMO
ew, no thanks. That's a curse I would not wish upon anyone. Every fomo retard I've met is always blindly chasing after whatever people finds "popular".
I do my thing and then say retarded shit for free (you)s form retards like >>537737142 :)

>>537734623
Now you can also add Miyu and Miyo!

>>537717057
>https://youtu.be/5x6pSjKbKIM?si=REIECnkogvZERWSi&t=185
struggling with tor damage in phase 2 somehow. I can't

>>537736678
What are some zoomer Japanese girl names then?

>>537737421
Are you that guy who seethes at Ibukiposters?

>:)
Aw yeah, he's really mad now. You're in the wrong game, the wrong fanbase, the wrong website, nigger

>>537734623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgFq3338EH4

I love fielding Haruka so much
Regular #2 damage despite being a tank

>>537737421
Retard

Stop trying to profile your schizos
It's bad for your mental health

>>537717181
this strat was too much of a pain to replicate for me, I cleared faster with a legit team. bring mika to break the shield and neru+shiroko for hit count to push back the robot. apply cost reduction buffs as needed if you can't use skills fast enough

>GF experiences and coomer l2ds
300 hours on steam and i never saw those
that says a lot more about you than the people you look down on

I like both

>>537737271
SHE HATES YOU

>>537737421
Nigger barely a quarter of the ld2s and momos are coomer shit.

>life so shit he has to come to a gacha general and act like some enlightened clown
Sad to see

[-]

Why are people arguing with a literal faggot?

>>537737567
Profiling anons and learning their posting style is a habit for me...

>>537737421
>your loneliness is being exploited
And I like it, what's the problem?

>>537737656
More like sad because he's SEA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>537737606
I wished I saved the "succubus of the Heisei and Reiwa era" twitter screenshot, it makes me laugh

>>537737109
If they aren't comfortable with something they are free to engage with a different piece of media they feel comfortable with. What's the point in preaching to the choir like a clown? They aren't going to listen to you and neither are you going to listen to them.
I hate virtue signaling faggotry so much it's unreal. You do this because you are terminally online and your online good boy points is all you have in your life.

>>537734623
You forgot Serina and Serika
And although it's not exactly the same, Shizuko, Shimiko and Shiroko are pretty close too