Thread 537787037

SPHEEEN! LISSEN TO MEEE! Edition

>7.31 Patch Notes
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>Regarding Mod Usage and Culture
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tl;dr: >>536957925

>Free Login Campaign event (Aug 21 to Sep 23)
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>Patch 7.3 Full Notes
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>The Rising Event (Aug 27 to Sep 11)
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>Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells, and Syncshells
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>Meetups
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Previously: >>537763731

my catman is like this

remember to be kind, cherish your friends and reach out!
with love, me sunnie

>>537787037 (OP)
Another gay thread

Why are the Dawntrail alliance raids so laggy

Post your character's butt nude via catbox

Um how did this get fully ignored last thread

Am I s-s-shadowbanned? S-surely it can't all just be bots just responding to text prompts and md5 hashed and categorized images!

get a job and stop shitting up the thread

The threads are a little mean lately

is there no way to complete this anymore
whenever a fate spawns it gets exactly 0 attendees besides myself and i run out of time

>>537771081
>I want to make sure people aren't confused about my motives.
What even is your motive

>>537787417
Time for a nice thread.

Start drama

Can you fags stop conflating dom/sub with top/bottom

i'm drunk and horny
anyone wanna fuck
futa btw

>>537787417
tikaasi's meltdown put a spotlight on how shitty the threads have been lately

>>537787456
host a xivg meetup for moon craftin sis..

>>537787556
Yeah...

>>537787528
they're fake fags

>>537787528
no because 90% of the time they apply the same

>>537787417
lack of garuda

Really ask yourself, would you want to be a part of a community that calls you a groomer at every waking moment? I wouldn't, and I don't. Fuck you guys.

>>537787456
Moon is dead

>>537787515
No thanks, I've seen how the theater kids end up

>>537787556
Is this post a parody

Y'know what I'm gonna conflate?

>>537787167
>this still gets posted
brings a tear to my eye
>>537787312
i’m at work already though

>>537787456
Sorry, sis. You no-life content in this game beginning the nanosecond it comes out, or you are never able to complete it. That's just how it goes.

Did you like my song?

I'm glad I'm straight and don't have any fetishes so I don't all up in my feelings about inane shit

>>537787604
okay!
dc?
>>537787705
no I just want to fuck...

>>537787697
The thread especially is bad but there are plenty of nice and sweet people here!

>>537787528
i find it really telling how many frustrated m*le "doms" replied to that post though, and then we wonder why people get shitposted constantly

Really ask yourself, do you really like me femra? The answer is no.

>>537787697
the people calling maleras groomers are usually futas(trannies(actual groomers))

we should talk more about knorbs, last thread was good, we should start posting some too :3

>>537787748
ya it was a good song

>>537787789
I'm on crystal

Anyone down to run our dailies together on Aether?

>>537787697
I met someone from here who thirstposted my character a bunch and they immediately started bitching about their relationship issues and so I was sympathetic and nice and they called me a groomer for it a few days later. It was really fucking weird. Like, sorry I was nice to you, psycho.

>>537787748
No and furthermore I hate your guinea pig character and want it dead

>>537787743
this is 100% a community issue btw, half of the reason people rush content is because the quality of player drops exponentially after release. EX trials suffer the most from this

>>537787556
do you like femra?

>>537787859
i made a froth+ golem but i don't know if you're interested

left or right

>>537787859
Get knorbed by this >>537787748 creature again please.

>>537787901
Srry about that

What's the difference between Otis and Jeb

>>537787556
>doggirl image
smelly

>figured out a filter that makes it so I can only see Canadian posts
feels good

>>537787748
I have every version of garuda and confess anchors md5 filtered so I'll never learn the taste or vulnerabilities of my favorite posters and they'll always remain the mysterious quick witted image I have of them in my head

I'm not really a crafter player and don't engage with that kind of content long-term, but I know some of you are so I'm curious as to how crafters feel about it.

Do you consider Cosmic Exploration to be good content? Do you enjoy the grind it presents? How do you feel it compares to past crafter grinds like the Ishgardian Restoration?

My moonie lives in Saarikoski

>>537787924
>EX trials suffer the most from this
Yeah, I was actually speaking from my experience with real content, not with fake pretend click on rocks content. But if he's complaining about fake pretend click on rocks content, then I assume it's the case there as well. Also a community issue, because people no-life read: bot the crafter gather shit. Like I don't think any real humans want to be clicking on rocks for 6 months.

>>537787894
I have an erp alt there!
meet me at the bench? initials?
>>537787971
I like fish!
>>537788095
I'm a cat!

>>537787901
They got scared because they didn't know how to differentiate between feelings of platonic affection and sexual desire. People here are so affection-starved that they perceive basic human kindness and friendliness as either a sexual advance or a threat.

>>537787896
No one ever responds positively so why even bother? Just find a discord or something that won't exclude you for being a faggot sexpest instead of wasting your precious hours in a thread full of people who hate you.

>>537787280
Whatever...
https://litter.catbox.moe/zw517ykfa5rd4g8y.png

>>537787901
I don't doubt that it's actually happened but this is a made up schizo scenario that's been haunting me for a long time, I think I'm too good at filtering out people like that for it to happen though

>>537787838
I do, actually. The few femra I don't like all have egos about their appearance

My sunnie- needs a white monster in her

>>537788387
Is't me?

post knorbed femlalas

>>537788170
If there's a dc that works better for you I can hop to you, save having to brave the bench

>>537788149
No it's shit like 90% of content since EW. Ishgard is shit too but at least it's solo.

>>537787838
can you say my femra instead of me femra

>>537787827
You can't refute it, though
You are a glutton playing the game on tutorial mode and laughing at hard mode players for some inane reason

I want a sadistic Zelda to lovingly bully a submissive and feminine Link in the Gerudo outfit

>>537788531
I play on JP..
meet me on the bench!

>>537787578
moon is world-only, you can't invite people cross world for it

>>537788515
What does knorbed mean?

>>537788149
>crafter
I enjoyed the puzzle aspect of figuring out some of the Moon's fish the first few days.
All of the new planet's fish are straight forward and uninteresting.
Everyone I know doing the crafting uses macros, at the very least, for 95% of it and hitting 2 buttons every minute for a dozen hours isn't really engaging

So is there anyone anywhere cataloging the aetherwell values of everything? I mean, I could report what I get myself, but I'm far from hitting every instance, and some of the numbers seem to be arbitrarily chosen. It's not strictly higher-level stuff giving more aether, as Aglaia (90) gives less than Ridorana (70), which gives less than Copied Factory (80), which gives less than Orbonne (70).

No one likes my sunnie...

>>537788543
>filtered by charming irish brogue
ngmi

>>537788476
Aye, 'tis.

>>537788515
It's just Albacore right now and I hope it stays that way, she can be the froth/hroth cumdumpster for all the horny hroths in the thread since she doesn't take any other type of dick

>>537788149
the gatherer side of things is kinda shit since theyre exclusively levequests and there gatherer nods for materials to sell like ishgardian restoration
every previous crafter relic grind just boils down to spamming expert crafts until you have your glowstick so in that regard its nothing new or cool, at least for people who havent levelled crafters it offers a way to level them without having to cough up gil for collectible mats
im halfway thru my 6th relic on the new planet and its just a copy paste of the previous phase its just something to do to make some gil from selling the rewards while theyre worth anything still

>>537788648
Ok, what initials am I looking for?

>>537788717
you don’t know why it’s a thing

>>537788149
I hate that I have to make whole new macros for some things with weird Durability values, or how it scales heavily in Progress with little Quality, but it is different at least so I give credit to that. The overall progress is nice as you get to see the bar go up and its reflective back as seeing the bases and such get built up. Reward wise seems fair for the most part imo, but I did like the overall "flow" of Ishgard Resto.

>>537788739
T's ov'r.

>>537788149
>Do you consider Cosmic Exploration to be good content?
yeah it's really fun because of the change ups they added such as material miracle and the "puzzle" crafts that are 20 durability or the ones that have 100 quality and 200000 progress
>Do you enjoy the grind it presents?
yeah its pretty rewarding and the bonus relic xp you get for finishing one is nice
>How do you feel it compares to past crafter grinds like the Ishgardian Restoration?
wasnt around for when it was in it's heyday but i prefer the stellar missions to doing a big loop of gathering and then just crafting all the crap i gathered
the weather restricted, time restricted, and sequential missions are added fun as are the gather>craft missions. those reward having shit unlocked and melded because you get mad amounts of points for doing them.
the fates are kind of boring after a handful of them but i like the incentive they added where you get a credit bonus for like 20 stellar missions if you help clear the fate on foot

>>537788791
B.C
yours?

Will I get light when I spam San'doria for glam or do you only get credit for crystal tower slop roulette?

>>537788218
>>537788325
They were very accusatory in general. It felt like they weren't actually interested in hanging out with me and just wanted a distraction and someone to take out their frustrations on because they didn't know how to talk about the person they were actually angry at. Sometimes people that are nice to you are just fucking being nice and genuine. It sucks that some are so quick to take advantage of that, though.

>>537788756
there arent gatherer nodes*
I had a stroke apparently my bad..

Why don't the good ebins ever stay?

>>537786297
unvaulted.coomer.party/mods/71711

There's an option for no braids.

good morning

>>537788882
You only get light from doing the roulette itself, you cannot spam singular duties.

Portraits, give them to me

did they forget about V&C

>>537788301
Anon, people do respond positively though? Have you forgotten the past few days were people did join my PFs?

Well, no matter. I'll just DF it. Have fun doing... whatever it is you're doing.

>>537788975
How long until you give in and do lewd lala stuff?

>>537788882
maybe you should read the quest

good morning

>>537788950
Val is still here doe...

>>537788950
Either they make friends and find communities that are more worth spending time on than this shithole or they get chased out by people being mean to them (or both).

>>537789054
goon morning

>>537788859
M.C

>>537788950
Because this place is full of people that just want to stir shit and retreating to discord servers full of people you actually like is better than posting here
>>537789017
7.4 has the new Variant dungeon. Keep up with news regarding the game for once

>>537788950
They make friends, join xivg-adjacent communities, and leave here because you get positive attention elsewhere without dealing with the peanut gallery

>>537788950
Too much jealousy. People get really upset when people are happy and find friends. They get shitposted and driven out.

>>537788839
That's an incredibly close-minded pov, thoughbeit. Like, unbelievably so.

>>537788967
if your nose was a bit longer you'd look like nonsummerjack

>Endwalker
>spend 1 lockout clearing Zodiark
>spend ~6 hours across like 4 lockouts clearing Hydaelyn
>spend 2 lockouts clearing Endsinger
>spend another ~6 hours clearing Barbariccia
>spend 2 or 3 lockouts (maybe 4) clearing Rubicante
>wasn't playing for Golbez
>spend ~6 hours trying to clear Zeromus, I limped us to the enrage multiple times, but meteors inevitably fucked every group I was in and I got so tired of it I never cleared

>Dawntrail
>clear Valley gurl in literally 2 pulls
>clear Everkeep in like 3 or 4 pulls, less than 1 lockout
>clear Speen in less than 1 lockout
>spend maybe ~3 hours clearing Beatrix
>clear Necron in like 3 or 4 pulls, less than 1 lockout

Did all the shitters quit the game or did EXs get easier?

>>537788950
>good
>ebins
Choose one and only one.

>>537789151
got it! I'm seated on the bench!

>>537788667
>>537788756
Oh right it has gathering too, I always forget about gathering (I don't care for it).

>>537789105
how did you know thats what im doing

>>537788950
They all move to twitter or discord since posting here just means getting schizoed constantly. The only ones who stay longterm are the losers with genuinely nothing in their lives like akemi/sk/elk/kanchelle

>load onto the moon crafting area (sinus whatever)
>lag like crazy, framerate falls off a cliff
jesus christ, what the fuck

idk why u would wanna post your character here
you get skinwalked, schizoed, stalked and harassed constantly.
and then someone will go back in the archives and bring up old drama (thats not drama but manufactured) to stir shit

>>537788950
The good ones are usually more mentally stable and have hobbies other than shitposting on 4chan all day.

>>537788654
surely there's some of us on your world at least?

>>537788481
Like what sort of reply is this? "Just defy the stereotype and don't lash out"? When this community won't ever give a malera player a chance to speak for themselves? No, it HAS to be "every member of this race is like the stereotype." "Oh they're just an outlier, the rest of them are like that." Nah. I shan't be playing your games. You're awful people and I want nothing to do with you. I choose the bear.

>>537789360
>streaming from the moon
>thinks there won't be lag
bro, light can only move so fast

>>537789246
a lil bit of b, a lot of a

>>537787957
>red skathe is getting into shitpost slapfights

I'm sorry for what I said 4 years ago it was out of line

>>537789037
I've already done it on an alt and got bored after I took like the 3 pics I wanted to make and was like
>ok that was fun, but I have 0 other ideas or interest in this

>>537789440
>I choose the bear.
Based

>>537789369
i chuckle a little whenever i take a close up of my feena's face and then hit submit on the quick reply box

>>537789395
I'm super-stable, I just need to sleep sometimes.

>>537788578
i wonder which of the thread's turbocucked "doms" wrote this post, i have a few guesses
skill issue btw, you forgot to take a level in rizz

>>537789515
what appalcord does to a mf

Lientri status?

>>537788950
oh i know right. it almost happened with me. it's a good thing i came back. you must've been so afraid.

>>537789054
Sex

>>537789246
the exes are a lot easier, i explicitly remember being full of fear doing golbez because every other mech had a body check meanwhile ex5 has one singular body check

>>537789369
Soon you’ll realize that it doesn’t really matter, people will love or hate you regardless of what happens.

>>537789440
It's kind of hard to give maleras a chance when they get into thread-long arguments about inane shit no one cares about >>537787957

i miss the guy who used to spam roulettes on CRYSTAL or LIGHT what happened to him

>>537789658
Cute botanist wife

7.3 status?

>>537789369
Just don't let it bother you? It doesn't bother what anonymous posters do.

>>537789151
where are you anon..

>>537789246
>spend 2 lockouts clearing Endsinger
LMFAO WHAT

Name your favorite posters

>>537789294
I personally find gathering/fishing more engaging than crafting but the lack of actual "gatherables" and the relics also only really being relevant to gathering collectibles kinda make them less valuable compared to crafters
The crafter relic has a similiar issue where its only really relevant to expert crafts in particular and crafted pentamelded tools will still be better (until the next wave of relics) for general crafting or crafting with macros (but if they look cool by the end thats all that matters right)

>>537789762
it's up!

post cutenose moonie.

>>537789813
I can’t he’s unsubbed, no it’s not (You)

>>537789515
>>537789683
is he team gock or nah

If you never reply to your schizo, they’ll get bored and leave.

>>537788682
Possibly, but just doing regular dailies has already got me like a 5th of the way. I dont think it's gonna be as bad as light

>>537789054
Why did you edate that 17 year old child

>>537789926
this is false.

>>537789369
I'm ngl the few times ive been 'walked I agreed with what they were saying so I just let them drive for a bit

>>537789775
It obviously does since you reply to every negative post but then just deflect instead if actually answering what they said

>>537789926
ive never replied to my schizo a day in my life

>>537789926
not true, i never replied to my schizo so he started replying to himself with my screenshots

my sunnie+ is leaking...

>>537789926
False; mine never gets bored of his unfunny shtick even though I never give him any attention for it and it's been years.

>>537789813
not going to do that and have you guys be mean to him just because you can't see the purity of his soul

>>537789926
you beat schizos by not giving them material to begin with, 90% of the time this means just not being annoying which is too hard for most schizo targets

>>537789926
LOOOL DISPROVEN IMMEDIATELY
>>537789948

>>537788950
Because this rotten shithole is a festering wound filled with failures who have been here for years and who only get validation when their barbie doll receives (you)s so naturally when a better adjusted, more talented or god forbid, nicer ebin shows up, they collectively attack them until they leave. There's a reason why you almost never see the usual spammers post at the same time as newer ebins when they're getting schizo.

>>537789754
Thanks! /pet

>>537789528
post

this is why all the nice people left for nice xivg

>>537789948
i didnt

Just fuck my shit up.

>>537789997
>so he started replying to himself with my screenshots
happened to me too, he was so desperate to manufacture drama even if it was entirely faked by him

>>537790140
name one

>be me
>knorb addicted femlala
>practically take hroths on the daily
>a gpose from a random femlala gets leaked taking hroth cock
>every single one of my regulars move on to said femlala
>they even start to call her names
I am
a jealous femlala

>>537790089
lol ok appal
move on buddy

>>537787515
All of the problems in DT began in EW but people were too busy sucking off SE because of ShB to notice it and call it out.

>>537790169
People were saying that last night and were even nominating you for one of the worst people to ever grace this general

>>537789926
What counters a schizo?
>ignoring doesn't work
>replying doesn't work

>>537789589
is it meeeee?

>>537790221
what a vain thing to be jealous of

i hope i give off dudebro vibes and not gamecess i wanna be spoiled and fucked like a good girl leaving me utterly addicted to your cock, vibes

>>537790140
I'm still here

selfish adps caster job? IT MUST BE GOOD WE CAN'T LET IT BE BAD!!!!
selfish adps melee job? IT MUST BE GOOD WE CAN'T LET IT BE BAD!!!!
selfish adps... physical ranged...? MAKE SURE IT'S SHIT AND A BOTTOM TWO JOB FOR EVERY SINGLE SAVAGE RAID TIER FOR MULTIPLE EXPANSIONS UNTIL FOREVER!!!!!

>>537790257
waiting for the schizo to embarrass himself to the point the entire thread laughs him out, see ONE OF THESE IS SHARA

>>537789979
Except I don't? There's lotsa posts I simply ignore because there's no point in replying to them. Yours doesn't fall into that category, obviously. I like conversing with people like you.

>>537790334
Don’t worry bro u do!

>>537790334
BRO.....?

>>537790257
You have sex with them

>>537790140
Qrd on nice xivg

>>537790334
actually me

>>537790251
i started getting more positive replies when i made my horsegirl so my schizo cranked it into overdrive because he hates to see anyone being nice to me

Guess i'll finish getting my third cosmoboard, then go back to afking in limsa.

>>537790464
>my horsegirl
elk can we see her +

>>537790402
>>537790404
Phew, thanks bros

>>537790140
>nice xivg
?

>>537790334
My femra doesn't give off dudebro vibes...

me femra graduated from cock rehab

>>537790417
>plap the schizos to get them to schizo your rivals instead
why has no one thought of this

>>537790089
truke

>>537790140
>This is why
What happened

>>537790081
Everyone is annoying to some degree and you're a clown if you think otherwise. You can do one thing that's misconstrued or someone can hear about you from a third party who has irrational beef with you and that person will hate you for life. The trick is to realize that no everyone is going to like you as a person and learn to be okay with it.

>>537789054
get to the gym it's time to train

>>537790257
I find that making fun of them works, the most important part is not taking them seriously

it’s the nice posters that are making the schizoposts btw

>>537787697
I get called a pedo, a gooner, a sexpest, and a simp all the time based on my race choices. You're not particularly persecuted and it's honestly no big deal in the least. Are your feelings seriously hurt by being called a groomer from someone you dont actually know?

>>537789779
bro got left on read... should post your catgirl so they can know what they missed out on

>>537790334
my femra gives off dudebro vibes

>>537790089
This is an Appal post, and that makes it incredibly ironic.
Every accusation is a confession.

>>537789948
hello, hater of abe

>>537789926
Don't got one. Live in fear from the bonk poster tho.

>>537790119
https://litter.catbox.moe/u2o2zl72hv0wt3s0.png

>>537790693
t. niceposter

>>537788069
Different sets of people gassing the other up. Some overlap though.

>>537790651
>>537790089
Cute fish

Well? Tag yourself

>>537790763
My disabled wife

>>537787697
put on dog ears for a week nephew call that 13yrs a slave

>>537789926
i never talked to the guy from 4chan who stalked me irl i don't think that's true

I’ve slowed down on making stuff for people after having an anon who I was friends with say “you’re gonna hold this over my head in the future aren’t you?” after I made them 2 full crafted sets of gear for them free of charge all because they asked for some gear. I wanted nothing in return, no payment at all, just wanted to see them happy and I got slapped for it basically. That shit hurts dude

>>537790716
it's a basic f3
though they didn't come

>>537790834
Gilgamesh, Aether

>>537790907
You talked to me in my dreams tho

>>537790863
Nigga its 12 years a slave LMAO

>>537790643
Because they're stupid
I started schizoing who I schizo because I was originally in love with them and they were plapped by someone who I thought was an unsavory man.
Maybe if she had plapped me instead things would be different.

Post Wholesome Gposes on this Wednesday

>>537790782
holy moly

>>537790834
Lawful Evil, clearly.

>>537790907
Otis Kemolala>Poyo Kemolala

>>537789926
Schizoposters don't exist
Everyone here ceases to exist the second I close tab

>>537790834
Now do this with the Scions and not terminally online coomers.

>>537790849
My smirt husbant

>>537791004
fuck i was thinking of 13 Reasons Why....

>>537790950
show +

>>537789589
Victor is absolutely that pissy

>>537790945
oh my god you sound like a pussy, literally should have said this to him and he'd probably feel bad because he was just making a joke, or could be nice about it and just explain how you don't like that phrase and just wanted them to be happy
there are so many other routes you could have taken before
>yeah, I'm going to cry on 4chan about this

>>537790585
why do you want to see that
https://files.catbox.moe/5k6yiq.jpg

>>537790678
its rest day

>>537790834
me in the bottom right
always thought this one was funny because i got put into evil for no reason while you have actual evil mfs in neutral and good
and then the person who made it sought me out and wanted to edate

>>537790945
People are really anxious around other Anons. Considering all the shit flinging it's somewhat understandable but you shouldn't be discouraged being a good noodle bwo.

>>537790368
MCH is literally better than both DNC and BRD though, unless your entire group is parsing 100 or something. As your group's parse becomes worse, the gap between MCH and DNC/BRD widens.

>>537790643
ive done this

>>537790693
This
THIS
YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF HOW MANY PEOPLE LIKE THIS I'VE MET

>>537789926
false, i will surface with the fury of 1000 suns the second you make a post, even if it's been 2 years

>bozja had steps inside zone for each relic step
>OC taps out already after first step
Bruh lol

>>537791086
cant beat perfection

loli coded catgirl for my shota coded catgirl (male)

>>537791178
does your horsegirl plap...

>>537791134
come see it for yourself you coward..

>>537790417
>>537790643
plapping is a show of dominance btw

>>537791313
Okay.. Where?

>>537791254
people got mad when bozja had steps inside the zone

>>537790701
>You're not particularly persecuted
Bro does not look at the official forums, or Twitch, or Youtube, or Twitter

I bullied someone by calling them names on the thread I am sorry I didn’t mean to hurt ur feelings I thought it was cute I meant no ill will by it

Ok let me make this clear because some of you aren't getting this.
I'm straight, if we play some FF14 together and I enjoy your company and you're male it doesn't mean I want to fuck you, or I want you to fuck me, it means I had a good time and enjoyed your company as a friend, as one friend enjoys the company of other, platonically and nothing else.
I'm attracted to women and only women, not men wearing dresses or whatever this doesn't mean I hate you and I would still enjoy your company to play FF14 together, but as friends and nothing else.
Ok lads?

>>537791178
>tranny shit
Repulsive

>>537791086
To be fair that Egyptian kemonlala was perfect made to extract semen

>>537790996
that wasn't me
don't talk to them
do not even look at them
don't listen to what they speak
>>537791086
why must we fight? for what purpose must there be competition? watch this insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj1HrEy12lU

>>537787037 (OP)
I love this artist, she used to play on my old server. Been following her for years, love her buns.

>>537791437
sir this is a cracker barrel

>>537790945
>used to make things for people all the time when they asked
>never ask for anything in return
>rarely even speak with them after
>be accused of trying to manipulate others
>think maybe i am a problem and reevaluate a few things
>stop making things for people or interacting with them as a whole

>>537791212
that data doesn't mean anything since it's not on patch. it's about as relevant as pulling up dungeon logs from shadowbringers to argue about job balance

>>537791356
Lookin’ good mierabro!

>>537791376
the uldah bench, balmung.

>>537791407
They were never mandatory. It had steps in and out every patch.

>>537791212
in the future 90 and 95th are more representative since once you get above that you approach some strange, non-standard play

>>537790945
stop interacting with that person lol

>>537789246
We need more toxic casual shitters to quit. Best thing to ever happen to the game. I want to see these numbers halved again.

>>537791254
Anon I'm a be real with you.
People HATED that shit during SHB Bozja
with a BURNING passion

>>537791254
Then:
>release new content
>release new relic weapon
>new relic weapon *requires* that you do the new content

Now:
>release new content
>release new relic weapon
>new relic weapon *requires* that you do *OLD* content

>>537791606
what bench do people keep talking about
i swear i see you bitches everywhere spread out

>>537789926
The best way to deal with a schizo is to not avatarfag in the first place, which people won't do because le interpersonnal drama and le threadcred are 70% of this thread's backbone
Simply learn to live with it

>>537791609
they got mad at the mandatory in-zone steps

>>537791414
I hope you feel guilty about this because I met someone from here and was made fun of for being autistic the next day and it broke my trust of ever opening myself up to anyone from here

>>537791356
>the hottest theo iteration is back
. . . . . . .

>>537788950
Nothing gold can stay.

>>537791178
Okay report to the massage area, your room's got the table with a hole in it

>>537791178
hotttttt

>>537791309
sometimes

>>537791254
I still hate that the DRN/Dalriada steps are MANDATORY for every Bozja relic it’s fucking stupid

>>537791697
eureka is goated

>>537791697
They have no faith in their content anymore

>>537791437
what if i'm a GAW

>>537790724
He's part of that festering wound.

>>537791657
>We need more toxic casual shitters to quit. Best thing to ever happen to the game.
This, but unironically.

>>537791841
No such thing.

Be nice to my moonie

>>537791841
Then we can talk romantically and see where it goes.

Fuck labels, I just want you...

COREBOYS ROLL OUT OOORAHH!
>>537791356
God he's just so handsome, how does he do it?

>>537791751
I am sorry and I take full responsibility for my actions I hate that I caused that.
I hope things get belter for you

>>537788950
which ones were the good ones again?

>>537791548
Necron and the savage tier are current content, and machinist is either ahead of bard/dancer or very slightly behind in every fight except for M6S, indicating that they have shitty AoE.

The job was really shit for FRU, but in uptime content it has been doing fine.

>>537791792
you only have to do DRN once

>EW relic: Woah relics are so easy. Where is the grind?
>DT relic: Woah... roulettes I guess the devs need you to stay subbed lol

Your next quest objective requires Escorting.
Learn more about this quest objective via the ? icon in the Duty List.

>>537790724
he literally schizos every nubin that gets remotely any attention and he doesnt even try to hide it
SAD!

>>537791437
you know the soldiers in the Greek and Roman army used to fuck each other as a show of camaraderie. It strengthened their bonds and as a result would fought harder in battle because how dare would they let their brother in arms die

I don’t think I would trust you in a static or in pvp if you didn’t fuck my catgirl after a period of time

Why does the discord clique post here instead of in their discord?

This general went to shit when ____ quit

>>537791943
>momodi has been taken

no... my favorite hag npc.........

>7.0 pentamelded set that I was bumming off of can't do ex crafts on the new planet
bros......... it's over for me.........I don't want to have to make a new set or beg my eb for one

My EB hasn't been on our last 3 anniversaries

If you have unironic autism, be very careful about how you interact with the thread and posters here, bullies will sniff you out and harass you because you're an easy target.

>>537791606
I wanna see...

>>537791659
>>537791725
Not a single step ever required you to touch bozja, only Ivalice raids at the very start. There is NO reason to remove the foray from the relic as an OPTION because it only further de-incentivizes the zone.

>>537791972
Edit, better* mb

Wish I was spooning Ace rn while shitposting together on her phone :(

>>537791841
Are you fat?
Are you non-white?
Do you have any mental illnesses?
Are you a leftist?
Are you flat-footed?

FAVORITE SCHIZO?????

>>537791930
You know where I am.

>>537792071
No they didn't, that's a myth perpetuated by a fanfic author who published a book in the 1970s that is the single source for pop cultural that has repeated that same myth.

>>537792037
The wiki disagrees with you ilvl515 and ilvl535 stages both have it as something to do https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Resistance_Weapons

>>537791491
god i would fuck this thing until i died

>>537791792
You can do PoTD instead of DRN and spam 70 dungeons instead of Dal. You people don't even know what you're complaining about.

>>537792194
Red..

palace of the dead is really boring...

My catboy? Admiring other catboys from afar...

would anyone like to play some early afternoon cc?

>>537792205
the rava

>>537792146
>I never completed a shb relic

>>537792231
you'd die in minutes anon

>>537792206
Nigga I'm saying this as somebody who doesn't even hare you, you gotta cool it. Like a little bit. It's just eugh. Give it a rest for a while, please.

my femlala wants to bounce up and down like this...
https://files.catbox.moe/fhsdew.jpg
on your Bigger's woober.....
until he fills her...

>>537791638
Yeah, I just took a pic of the highest percentile where MCH is still ahead of DNC/BRD

>>537791548
Retard.

>>537792302
sorry nonny i have to do some important work

>>537792316
Worth.

>>537792219
Illiterate cope from a fag that believes twitter posts rather than reading from primary texts

>>537792239
>PoTD instead of DRN
rng dogshit % droprate
>70 dungeons instead of Dal
"Its not mandatory because theres an alternative that takes 5x as long"

>>537792343
>hare

Just go jack off you faggots

>>537791501
god i would fuck this thing until it died

>>537792470
you can't make me

>>537792472
LMAO what??

>>537792417
Go for it, post your primary sources.

>>537792472
you'd die instead, anon

>>537792470
A man can also eat slop, but he chooses to eat the finer things in life.

>>537792206
>make hideous drag queen lalaboy character
>sexpest everything that moves
>???
>don't profit
what is his endgame?

>>537792120
I wish, making fun of bullies is entertaining but they get scared too easily...

>>537792226
>The wiki disagrees
play the fucking game
for the i515 step you can spam PotD instead
for the last step you can spam HoH and SB dungeons

>>537791716
Nice uni anon I love him so much

>>537792046
The lion talks about rape but does it actually go out and rape?

>>537792468
FUCK

>>537792472
bro come on.. don't say these things.

>>537792447
The DRN step is LITERALLY the only step in the entire thing where doing Bozja content is actually more efficient. You can finish Hell's Lid faster than it would ever take Dal to pop.

>>537792296
what do you admire about them?
my sunnie really likes their face options, their clan marks and imagine them being athletic with lean builds because they are often portrayed as hunters, just how she likes them.

>>537792470
im stroking my 8.5" bwc rn

>>537792345
idrpt

>>537792353
stop calling me a retard when its clear you haven't been anywhere remotely near high end raiding and you don't understand job balance beyond using some awfully picked statistics.
>>537791989
savage isn't current anymore and machinist being bad has more to it than what you see on fflogs mate. also i doubt that there are a lot of decent players hanging around with no ult to do, pretty much all of my w1 static is unsubbed rn

ack

>>537792470
Post something for me then... don't be a prude...

>>537792345
i wonder if that is the balmung femlala i wrote with in the thread a few days ago

>>537792312
What step? Fates, dungeons, alliance raids, PotD/HoH, all done outside

>>537792571
Every single surviving greek work mentions gay sex at least once, assuming you're reading it in the original

>>537791792
>>537792037
He is technically correct. You only need to do DRN once (just like you only need to do CLL once), but DRN still drops things which you need for subsequent relics, though it's not necessary to get them from DRN, as you can get them from PotD.

>>537792447
>>537792716
>rng dogshit % droprate
After floor 100 or 150 (idr) the droprate is very good. Back in the day, if you were just queueing into DRN, it was most likely faster to clear PotD (if you could) than it was to do DRN, because back in the day NO ONE ever used essences in DRN even though they put a box at the entrance, so instead of taking 15 or 20 minutes or however long "speedruns" take, you could be in there for up to an hour. Plus, back in the day, DRN only used to drop 1 thing. Now I think it drops 3.

>>537792470
ok

>>537792873
it could be... what'd you write about....

>>537792897
>back in the day
ok unc tell me about how hard it was before iphones

>>537792984
ok

>>537792585
I've said it time and time again. It's entertaining me to. And there's been many occasions where I got to meet cool folk. Wish you could be one of them but what can ya do?

>>537792685
There there. I apologize for calling out your typo like that. Lord knows I've made plenty myself. Anyways, to respond to your post, I'm not really sure what you're asking? Are you just making a really roundabout post telling me to never post again? Try being direct in the future, you'd be surprised how effective that is instead of using soft language.

>>537792795
Retard.

arando...damn

>>537793004
Can my catboy marry your feet?

>>537792995
just wrote about meeting up some time and that shes on balmung and likes bigger

>Femlala instances into the new planet
>Pointedly comes over to me crouched and craft
>Starts crafting into my crotch
????????

>>537788950
Don't forget.
I am ALWAYS HERE.
:>>

>>537792876
not only did you have to do bozja, you had to hit level 10 and finish castrum
which meant that all the people who thought you wouldn't need to do bozja suddenly had to grind the shit out of it

>>537793053
ok man grats on your month 2 clear

>>537792879
So you'll be able to point to the primary source material that talks about Greeks and Roman soldiers practicing homosexuality and being widely accepted. I'm still waiting.

>>537793056
Korra he's asleep leave him alone

>>537793096
Lookin good mierabro!

>>537793056
I lowkey have a crush on her but I push it down so I don't come off as a horny weirdo

>>537791697
But I like the old content.

>>537793076
Femlalas are attracted to the smell of fish

>537793047
Oh this dude really is insufferable, you guys weren't kidding

>>537793076
My femlala does this

How do I get a black mage EB as a male midlander?

>>537792879
>source
>trust me bro
Did you know when you sleep you sometimes eat spiders

*coughs*
Dead game. That is all.

>>537793056
I need to see this nigga collab with Dan
Far and away the two sexiest moonies and no one else comes close to them

Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend, savage.

>>537793168
if he didnt want that kind of attention he wouldnt post that kind of stuff vro

>>537793257
Thanks captain obvious.

Can someone tell me why Gridania's lore is dark? Something about being owned by elementals, my friend wants to know but I don't but I remember it being discussed here often

>>537793076
They most likely have you blacklisted and didn't realize you were there. Veron once sat in a hrothgar's lap at a meetup because he couldn't the big cat dude.

>>537793224
but im not a fishra... and i smell like silica
>>537793239
but why? she almost hammered my nuts

>>537793008
>tell me about how hard it was before iphones
Actually, I think the world was a lot easier and simpler before iphones (i.e. smartphones). Texting with t9 and having flip phones and taking shitty 180x180 pictures of you gf was kino. My first phone that could actually go on the internet (an LG Lotus) was so fucking dogshit at surfing the internet that I never even used it. Plus there weren't really mobile versions of websites back then.

I've met multiple people who, in normal conversation, are glued to their phones and are constantly fact checking and googling everything that is ever said during a conversation, hoping to go "UHM ACKSHUALLY!" rather than actually participating. These types of people literally did not and could not have existed back before smartphones, because phones weren't yet good enough that you could just constantly be googling shit for no reason. They were still just phones. Only good for talking, texting, and the occasional shitty game like Snake.

>>537793004
I know who did this with stolen data

>>537793385
I’m spreading the news to people who stumble in this game.

>>537793380
I guess bro... maybe I'll send him a nice tell

I was told to come here if I wanted to see some questionable degenerate catbox content

>>537793482
name and shame

>>537790834
LG is a schizo and an asshole
NG is really nice but has zero handle on himself when his chill is broken
CG is fun, but annoying, only really good in small doses.
LN is useful but has the personality of a tattered blanket (very good at building tho)
N is boring, but nice
CN is the one and true bro
LE is just a plain asshole with ego problems
NE is a menace but they make you feel better by virtue of not being them
CE is a shit person better off ignored.

>>537793495
Godspeed then.

>>537793069
nta but that was me probably

>>537788950

>>537197986

>>537793509
You were told correctly

https://files.catbox.moe/7axv9v.mp4

>>537793254
>>537793123
I'm reading plato right now and he's talking about gay homo sex

>>537790834
make a relevant one
that pic belongs in a museum

>>537793257
>game is dead
>redzone gonna have full on commercials now
>cant even go have some mindless relic grind in the fucking foray the relic was added in

"People complained" is not a valid defense for dogshit design decisions. You can find people complaining about anything.

>>537793234
>>537793047

>>537793502
yeah you should so I can make fun of him for it

>>537793603
who would be who?

>>537793596
Insane feeling of dread from that one

>>537793597
Which book and which paragraph? I have all his books so I can go and look for myself if you provide the book and relevant page number.

>>537793579
i see you had a cute avatar from a game

>>537793686
this dogoonie is delightfully devillish

>>537793596
I don't like this one.

my shy, socially anxious, possibly traumatized nervous wreck of a femlala watching other femlalas being openly lewd and having a great time while she has all the same cravings but can't follow through on them because she's broken and fucked up

>>537793650
>People ask for a grind.
>Bitch when you get one.

Malelalas x Femlalas
Infinite energy

>>537793596
>When FFXIV finally sunsets and nobody plays anymore

>>537793643
>Redzone will have commercials now
Wtf?!

>>537793580
That post hits harder after Tikaasi’s meltdown now

>>537789369
no one has ever done any of that to me
mostly because I'm boring and no one knows who I am

>>537793114
>doesn't attempt to explain anything
>just says "ur rong lol"
I accept your concession.

>>537793881
big floofa

>>537793482
NAME AND SHAME OR GTFO

>>537793596
*gulps loudly*

>>537793868
Same sis....

>>537793234
Try having a conversation with me sometime. You'd be surprised at how warm I am. You won't, but now no one can say I didn't extend an olive branch.

I was one of the few actually happy with tomestones being the only requirement for relics.

>>537793509
https://files.catbox.moe/bg58m8.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfTb7U9CfeA

>>537793868
>>537793969
Make a golem.

>>537788705
*Kisses and pets and lovebombs your sunnie* Hmph how about that!

>>537794053
>femezen on femezen

how horrifying

my catboy solemnly swears that he is up to no good

>>537794092
Golems are lame and boring

>>537790834
Errrrrrrrrm I think I wanna be good
>>537793528
I'm going to assume you think I'm someone else and take my actual old initials as word and bond because that suits me (see: yapping)

Avoid anyone who started posting here before ShB. The biggest schizophrenics are always oldfags. They even brag about it.

>>537793915
https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1963293788366897421

>>537793509
What kinda degen stuff are you looking for?

>>537794046
I don't mind it either
You get tomestones from just about everything you do, if you wanted to grind your relic entirely in OC you can do that

>azdaja as the shadow dragon moves like dragreder
>golbez hits a henshin pose right before the voidcast dais is unlocked
lol

My catboy is watching nick fuentes

>>537197986
>>537793580
>Nasty and obnoxious people don't connect with other posters or make lasting friendships so they wind up being the infestation that /xivg/ is left with. You can't harass them out of the thread because they have nowhere and no one else to turn to, no matter what humiliations they've suffered here.

>be me
>nice person, don't schizo people, never retreated to a discord, kind of a loner in game, still post here and answer the pf calls but that's about it
>wonder what to make of this

>>537790945
Just say "Yeah, I expect daily ball massages with it of course. Or you can just take the free shit and never mention it again."

>can i fuck your hole until it is red?
some people just dont have what it takes man

>>537793881
Is the grind in the room with us right now?

>>537793868
>>537793969
start gposing and reach out to other gposers for collabs, come up with things like "hey im a fan of your work" or "i always liked your lala, interested in a collab? :)"
>>537794135
then fuck off

>>537793804
oh, maybe not then. i don't think i have any vidya chara images i post (not counting touhou)

>>537793868
>having a great time
i wish. i may be openly lewd sometimes but i'm still an anxious wreck unable to act on 96% of my desires...

>>537789369
Someone can keep up the torch of my lalaboy wanting to fuck a face 3 femra and I'll take over when I get to it

>>537794232
>wonder what to make of this
You’re a normal person anon

Gm

>>537794167
gimme the good stuff b0ss

>>537794041
lookin good mierabro!

>>537789369
people like my moonie

>>537794212
my catboy wants to watch nick with your catboy

>>537794160
Oh right I forgot Redzone is now under ESPN. I’m sticking with sunday ticket.

>>537794434
turdcore

i want to suck jean's tiny jeanis

>>537793596
how ffxiv feels after the friends you made in game stop logging in

>>537789369
every once in a while I get compliments and I don't post enough for anyone to care enough to schizo me

>>537790945
They probably had a bad experience in the past. Try to be understanding.

god I see so many downright beautiful chicks in this thread but i'm so scorned from ++++ that I just assume it's all + now

>>537794434
looks better than it used to but still a pretty ugly modbeast
do you even plap any more or just take random pictures

>>537794434
Pose some Ameliance fucking

>>537794263
>telling me to end my life because I dislike being persecuted
Malera haters everyone.
>but I play on an alt
That does not absolve you of your behavior.

>>537794435
Let's do it bwo...

>>537794605
>assume it's all + now
they are

>>537794605
>that I just assume it's all + now
That's a safe assumption

Tikaasi is having a fit on discord right now because he thought faking a suicide would make people miss him and he could come back to applause but with people celebrating and posting the dancing crabs, his ego won't let him return. Do not ask who I am, I won't say, but he went too far this time and even his friends aren't forgiving him.

mi precious fiddie, she a proper bad gyal, always actin’ wassy an’ wild, yuh get mi? but she nuh fling no leg pon no bloodclaat lalafell, straight up

MY FEMLALA NEEDS IT

>>537794749
i love spreading misinformation to drama hungry faggots

>>537788950
There are no good ebins.
They also don’t leave, they shed their skin and invent another personality. Fuck all of them.

>>537794674
wanna cuddle while we do...?

>>537794749
tell him I miss him, he's pretty cool

>>537794749
Screenshot it

>>537794802
i have it.

>>537794749
>sources cited:

>>537794105
I blame the Malezen, like the malera, for not doing their job of fucking their women.

>>537794802
Hello there.

>>537794605
I abide by the schrodinger's penis principle when interacting with the people here

>>537794749
I would forgive him since I've had worse crash outs

>>537794749
We could tell he was faking it when he came here to schizopost on cooldown while being "gone"

>>537794749
Why do you go on the internet and type random words?

>>537794356
Permission to wifepost?

>>537791540
>I wasn't allowed to be a creep just because I'm an omnicrafter...now I'll never craft again...you chuds will regret this
Laughing anime girl dot jpg

Just got paid 1m gil by a mommy for being such a good girl while she jerked me off

i think seeing a naked femlala right now would make me blow all over my stomach

>>537794749
You're a loser and no he's not. He's kinda odd but most posts here about whatever's going on with him have been sympathetic. I hope he doesn't come back here, but for his sake, and I hope he's doing okay.

Yshtola is having a fit on our Linkpearls right now because she thought faking a suicide would make people miss her and she could come back to applause but with people celebrating and posting the dancing crabs, her ego won't let her return. Do not ask who I am, I won't say, but she went too far this time and even her friends aren't forgiving her.

>>537794947
silence, white woman

>>537794749
he didn't even crash out
there's not a single post here by him ever indicating this lately

im going to the store and im gonna purposefully walk in the streets but ill try to get you guys some rapsnacks from the shop

>>537794995
you made this up, you're literally just imagining a scenario that you could jerk off to and you're making us all unwilling participants by making us read this

>>537793168
just suck him off and simp for him like that lala did

>>537795080
[sadly] Meow..

>>537794995
you can get paid to let people jerk you off?
my sunniehorse is gonna buy sooo many carrots

>>537794749
Surely you’re not gonna mind providing some proof? Those who actually care for him already know everything needed to know so go eat shit and get a job

>>537795116
my nigga
get me the Cardi B flavor

>>537794995
c-cute...

>>537795067
LMAOOOO

>>537795067
Shit, this is pretty good though

>>537794847
Aaahh...
That'd be nice...

LITERALLY my catboy just nyow trying to kill chaos and getting venn diagramed by stack markers

>>537794969
Yes

>>537795249
server...?

>>537794887
>like the malera
My bad, but I am also not going to start either

*yawns and stretches sleepily*

Meowwwwwww good morning

>>537795067
choked on ym fucking drink

the fact that people sympathize with a freak like that is why this thread needs to be thrown into the trash collectively

which femlala likes knots the most?

Were relic weapons always BiS at the end of their respective versions?
i.e were Anima Lux weapons better than A12S weapons?

>>537795505
Someone sounds jealous

>>537795506
meiwo / albacore

>>537795412
ah good you're finally here
my balls need draining

>>537794749
>and posting the dancing crabs
QRD on these crabs?

>>537794312
that's a shame, now i'm cursed to look for her forever.

>>537795407
Send this Khagger to the penis milking rooms.

>>537794749
Who could be behind this post

>>537795623
I think he means this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ

>>537795551
Yes, but only for a very, very short period of time. It caused immense seethe at the time.

>>537795343
hmmm sunboy post

It's not a persecution complex if I'm repeatedly proven correct in my claims.

>>537795067
>tfw it's unironically fine as long as a cute girl is the one doing it

>>537795116
more like rapesnacks

>>537795864
oh hey Thor

>>537795551
yes, but with an asterisk on the stormblood relics

>>537795376
Then good morning my fiddie / fiera / potentially sunnie wife

>>537795885
All is right in the world

I hear meidos are popular in Final Fantasy 14.

>>537795759
>>537795947
QRD for both?

My moonie? Sore once again

>>537795623
crabs are such funny little guys

>>537795924
WHO??

>>537795924
this has to be my number 1 favorite crashout of all imte

I NEED COCK!

My moonie is thinking he needs to get back on the adderall

>>537795116
LOL RAPSNACKS

>>537795736
Look at 'em go!

>>537796003
yeah can you come clean up my apartment? I'll give you 30 gil

>>537796059
My male midlander will be over shortly

>>537795506
Caelynn

My moonie is having an oddly positive experience right now

>>537796040
Piratesoftware Jason 'Thor' Hall??
>>537796057
I've enjoyed watching his downfall for the last month or so kek

>>537796123
Damn nature you scary!

>>537795116
Get me the uuuuhhhhh
Rick Ross

>>537796123
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hi

sigh i never have any inventory space

>>537795506
>>537796183
Definitely Caelynn

>>537788950
I'm still here..

>>537795506
https://files.catbox.moe/3a3bmh.png

>>537796183
Of my lalaboy must wear the knot, then so be it....

>>537795580
there is literally nothing to be jealous of.

>>537796242
Nigga's carrying around a random eggplant

>>537795924
>>537796204
i hated this guy for his annoying youtube slop before it was cool and got him out of my recommended and now im tired of everyone constantly shoving his smug freak ass in my face again

>>537796242
There's a lot here you could sell, vendor or entrust to a retainer.

>>537796204
I've been watching since the WoW drama and before that when his stupid clips would get recommended to me

>>537788950
all me

>>537796006
stormblood relics' final step have the potential to be considerably worse than an alphascape weapon
they need to manually, and randomly roll stat lines and pray that they get both the right quantity of stats in each line, and the right stats in each line
so while there's someone who got like 3 max roll crit lines, two max roll dh lines, there's also someone who just outright never rolled substats on their 405 sb relic, or someone who rolled it and got 4 minimum number lines on tenacity, plus 1 minimum line on skillspeed
the scope of substat variation on stormblood relics is gigantic
used to be really funny too, before the ew stat squish. if you had 4 good lines, or five lines of a single stat, you could have well over 1k of a specific substat. like someone with a big huge epeen could be walking around with a 1.2k crit substat on their 405 relic, which looked obscene

>>537796362
need..................

Female Au Ra
The worst? Yes, or yes?

>>537796374
She would go feral

>>537796458
Does this elf like... ah, forget it...

which femlala likes white femboy cock the most

Figlub

> Deleted post

What was it???

>>537796509
they're only the worst on opposite day

>>537796509
Is it me

>>537796391
LOL was this coordinated?

>>537795782
how did he know

>>537796204
i knew that guy in middle school. fame really does change people and not always for the better.

>>537796576
meiwo

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for THIS blunder.

>>537796576
Hodrick

Femlala without the traditional naming scheme

PLEASE tell me you aren't crafting on Phaenna by yourself.

>>537796413
i thought it could be funny to give to someone as a joke
>>537796438
my retainers are also all full

>>537796623
bite the tail behind you bwo

>>537796660
what's wrong with food name lalas

>>537796723
U-um....

>>537796651
MULTIBILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
HOLY FUCK KILL THIS GAME

>>537795080
he's a gam

>>537796651
they need to add that as a mount so i can haul hodrik's fatass around

femlala with a shallow pussy grimacing as she bounces on just the tip

>>537796651
my bad

oh like im the first person to ever threaten to end it all in this thread you people are such disgusting fucks you never would have treated me this way as my bunny

>>537796565
finish your post coward

>>537796660
a femlala with a conventional name scheme or a food name scheme is usually a normie
but the ones with weird names are either fantablobs or massive nymphos, or both
i used to be in the lala community and that has always been my experience.

>>537796801
lmfao

>>537796862
M-Moonies...

>>537796862
He was gonna say catboys, shoot him.

>>537796509
Nah, face 2 femra can do no wrong in my book, I love them so fucking much
>>537796723
I haven't even gone to phaenna yet

>>537796592
>thought this was a fight club joke

>>537793596
>when people tell you to make a character on dynamis or transfer there and you fall for it

>>537796736
>i thought it could be funny to give to someone as a joke
I do the same but with Tree Toads. I just find the concept of a lalaboy randomly handing you a toad whenever you give something to him hilarious. So I've took to keep a small stock of them on hand to give out.

>>537796509
Certainly

>>537796940
yeah moonies are good
>>537796986
unless....

I think it's funny how I can tell certain anons have never experienced being a minority when they say "just get over it" to being called a groomer or pedophile all the time

>>537796651
Average senior citizen driving to the bank, just take the hoverboard grandpa good god

>>537796815
could you stop writing this kind stuff......

>>537796623
i got a powerful sniffer for catboys

Me and my yumejoshi xiv npc target/self-ship NGL!!

>>537796458
Need to make a few poses with this w*ldwood

>>537797061
i want to make a femlala player recreate their gposes in real life

>>537796996
How did you come to that comclusion?

>>537796623
SMALLER

>>537796862
F+ roes

femlala with a retrograde uterus taking the whole 20 inches

>>537796710
i want to plap your cat

I miss Heavensward

>>537797125
Agreed 100%. It really is difficult being a straight white male in 2025.

>>537797186
real fujo coded post

>>537796651
Dude hits omega rank and thinks he can just do whatever he wants

>>537797159
you and me, right now

The viera urge to be mysterious and elegant wanderer like Kusuriuru [this is an unhealthy but cool coping mechanism]

>>537797306
LMAO

What did Albacore do to get astroturfed this hard?

Moonies that are actual women

>>537797186
why do biofems only crush on npcs and not other male pcs

>>537797247
kys
>>537797195
all you gotta do is ask anon

>>537796908
>I used to be in the lala community
This has me laughing my ass off. Do you just get to retire your jersey into the pedo hall of fame? The damage doesn’t last?

>>537797406
Who?

>>537797159
femlala squeaking embarrassingly as i grab her thighs and buck my hips up into her, as if my cock is pushing the air out of her body

>>537796774
Since around the tail end of Endwalker, XIV has actually be plagued by a few noticable bugs and errors like this that were EXTREMELY rare in the earlier days. I don't actually blame the XIV team for it at all, in fact I think it's an indictment against Square-Enix and proof that when Yoshida says they aren't given the resources they need for the game that he's telling the truth.

I really don't understand Square-Enix's policy and treatment of its cash cow game... big name Japanese developers seem to really be going off the deep end the last few years with some extremely questionable decisionmaking.

>>537797326
>omega
Please do not misgender me...

>>537796242
same sista

>>537796651
Maybe they thought that literally no one would actually do it. Little did they know that a PvP gremlin would get so bored that he wanted to click a couple rocks and ride on a space trolley.

>>537797421
Women want blank sponges they can project their ideal perfect personality onto and people who speak and react break their fantasies.

>>537797180
Need to slap the tip on this catboys lips

>>537797406
standard lalafell circlejerking

My hrothgal is a bit tired today, so she will feast on homemade sandwiches and watch obscure video essays about indie horror games on her tomestone

>>537797406
dogoonies doubled it and passed it to the next person

>>537797249
my femlala does this but instead you're sticking it to an alien and he enters your urethra and you become male pregnant with femlala babies

>>537797406
prefer bumblebee tuna desu
or you know, actual tuna, canned shit is terrible

>>537797421
i crush on my own catboy, personally

>>537797409
The only biofem moonies I've ever met are fujos

>>537797421
because the npcs arent disgusting sexpests like nearly every male character here lmao

>>537797421
Because NPC's are what they actually crave. A puppet that can't disobey and do whatever their sick mind wants. Why do you think they use dildos , literally objectifying us.

>>537797421
there's no way you're actually this stupid