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>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
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>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
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>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

HNM
GIVE ME A LEO BF IRL AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

FixKN

>got to TGS
>it's actually Tekken Emperor from the previous season
>have to get to GoD1 s2 to get to Tekken God Supreme from S1

Haha I haven't improved at all that's hilarious. Nice ranking system. 1.5k games for nothing.

2.06 will save tekken 8

not playing will save tekken8 it needs to fucking die

brethren 8

GoD1 here we go
GoD is a new beginner rank because the developers cant create an unchanging ladder % wise
Explains why there was a 46 defense Panda subhuman I met at Tekken King in S1 at GoD
Great game kill yourself game piece of trash
Well I will attempt GoD1
Sucks
Kill
N

i don't want season 3 i want a re-do of season 2

i don’t want nothing because everything sucks

Kill me Murray.
Just fucking burst through my door and fucking kill me already.
I know you want you bucktoothed greasy haired lesbian.

ltg ki charging while smurfing in orange ranks

this nigga boring as fuck lately

Saudi Arabia will force Harada to make Leo into a girl again

>>537839887
I will start a war with them if they ever try such a thing

>>537839543
there is no fucking way he's still making new fucking accounts...

based saudis mogging fgctrannies

why are king mains so beautiful...

>>537843993
she's not even a king main, her true hubby is the next DLC

Asukas moves make no sense. Theyre half soft karate wiry her saying stuff like "your attacks as a predictable as the rivers path after the rain" and half generic anime punches and slaps with hee screaming "SUCK MT FAT GIRLCOCK YOU LITTLE RETARD"

men? huge fan

rape rape rape
kazbro if that matters

kazuya never raped anyone, matter of fact, he only had loving consensual sex with jun

kazuya is a victim

im a fucking bum loser

>>537845049
what's her name? i know that's the tanned girl you posted a while back

who cares? she doesn't have a penis

the boobie patch saved tekkino

>>537846131
no boobs, penis = yum
boobs, no penis = yum
boobs, penis = degenerate, needs to be smited by the heavens

>>537846424
futa is kino negro

>>537844610
80s anime tomboy stereotype

>>537845959
https://x.com/4iP_3iP

>i wasted my life and didnt get a degree at 18

LOL LOL WHY

>>537846765
Why couldn't Reina look like this...

shit thats the wrong one

>>537846765
sex sex sex

>>537847464
>>537847683
*sniff*

>>537846765
eww
>>537847719
eww

>>537848293
disturbingly ugly at all levels

i see like brown africans having an opinion on tekken8 now i mean what do you know about anything brother

HIIIIIIIII

>>537848924
it just isn't tekken without chloe or lei

S3 will have the daughter of lei and chloe

>>537849616
...kino

only a few months have passed between tekken 7 and 8. how did they have a child that is old enough to fight in that time frame

>>537850462
Pocket dimension, invented by Violet Systems

good night fellow tekkino8 enjoyers

gn

my brother made me sick i want nina to snap my neck already

>>537852937
Kazuya/Ogre/Shota Jin are so lucky...

Am I stupid for trying to sidestep Steve? It feels so hard to do anything vs him but apparently he is low tier? Someone help a greenie out please

>>537855787
Yeah he’s not Steppable

>>537855826
So it's about ducking his strings then? Cause he seems to be + all the time

steve's mother

>>537856330
all holes

tekken tag 2: boring at breakneak speeds

>1 day ago
kek based

>>537857510
Thought it would just be the regular crying about balance but that seems like a decent watch for those that don't know how fun the game could be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izEQmIW5AlM
chills bruh... take me back...

>>537858814
i hated this game then too

>>537858814
this is not a good memory its the death throes of a failed game desperately playing the cheapest tricks to try and stay afloat. that was supposed to be fahkumram or marduk instead

just finished my twelve hour gooning session

ineedubachelorsdegree

unironic speedkicks W

one tu one tu

nut inside t(ekken)girls

which one first

steve's mother...

jin's mother...

>>537857510
isn't this nigga fujin

my mother...

>>537865223
i wish women were real..

tfw GoD is a noob rank now

always has been

just made it to yellow ranks!

>>537837767
>>537838919
God1 is still harder than S1 God thougheverbeit
Lots of shitters at god0 but a a chunk of them filter themselves out by never touching ranked, there's also way more points at this rank than any other for some reason

>>537839543
>>537840927
why does he constantly switch to a savescreener
what is that dude's proble, how does he make content

>>537868587
he doesn't want people clipping him raging and "stealing his content" so he blocks out his screen during the only moments he's entertaining

virtua flop 6

[B]et [B]eady [B]or [B]he [B]ext [B]attle

bruh Reina parry is fucking dogshit
even in heat most strings are so fast that when you parry she doesn't get the heat auto parry and get hit instead..

there are no bad parries just bad parry users

thank god virtua masher is getting exposed

feeling a little deh ydrated…

>>537869736
tekken fans don't like tekken anymore either, why?

Tekken fans play AND MORE for 5 minutes and go back to Tekken.

>>537875289
Yes we do lil brappa

Tekken fans are doing everything except going back to Tekken.
I'll be starting Cronos The New Dawn soon just to avoid Tekken 8.

new to tekken
what does the star mean?

>>537875915
tekken is for babys

>>537875915
Nothing

>>537875915
Don't input a direction AKA nigga

>>537875915
Masonic symbolism. You are selling your soul to the devil every time you use moves with star inputs. This is why kazuya players are so weird.

>>537875915
Stars primarily symbolize hope, guidance, excellence, and eternity, serving as a guiding light for navigation and aspiration. They can also represent goals, dreams, new beginnings, good omens, and divine wisdom.

>>537875915
Stop mashing nigga,
for real,
do nothing.

Any notation, combo in particual?

i make a wish upon the starssss

i use this power to seek employment

you should seek a adhd specialist instead

how much does she charge an hour?

an* adhd

your or you're

ur

dude just take drugs that destroy your brain and dick for life it's a blast!

cum blasting my life

we playin mid knight and dropping it in 3 or nah

nah

Capcom Won

Sega Won

Atari Won

Nintendo Won

>>537875915
nothing. it means nothing.if combos or moves dont come up right you arent mashing enough.
no joke

I told ya boke will save tekken

I can't see through the pain

leo supports the afd.

>>537869736
Because it's competition so Tekken fanboys feel forced to hate it to defend their Bamco overlords.

vf is ass blud the meme is fun but when push comes to shove no one buying that shit :100:

VF6 will save everything

I exposed myself

did joe ever resurface

joe who

men? huge fan

so did she have a dick or no and is that what made joe abandon ship?

Yuyu is looking at tasteful meat... But she isn't looking at my meat... :(

she's a whore and pretty bad at it

how would you guys feel if kazuya's db+2 knocked down again

>look up tekken tournament challenger event
>the one in india is right next to my house
wtf why didn't i know about this

tell arselan he's gay for me

mental illness hours (the kazuya post, not the catbox)

arslan is gonna get jumped for being a paki

kazuya main btw

we have indians here?

of course. pakis as well.

disgusting, burn this general immediately

i'm fucking white

even worse, burn this general twice

bros, i can't tell if the hair on the top of my head is thinning or i'm being paranoid

dont tell him oh no no no

how about you actually use hair products like a shampoo and conditioner

i just shampooed it

>poo
haha

Dustiel will in fact... never play the game...again, and no one listened to the man

>>537848293
club penguin

is this game worth playing on ps5 and why are all of you so fucking weird?

summoning anna

blud comes to a /vg/ general and wonders why there's a concentrated amount of mental illness

hi guys, newly bald here, do I need to use some products on my head when showering? yoshi main

ok nah i'm just being paranoid

>>537894369
we don't play the game here so we wouldn't know, try to ask on reddit

I love slapping bald people on their head, the sound it makes is therapeutic

>>537894369
no one really likes this game. there's like one guy but i think he bounced

I love licking bald people on their head, the taste it has is therapeutic

did silksong of all things seriously fucking kill steam

>>537894369
>is this game worth playing
No.

>>537894369
s2 ruined the game so the only people here are deranged shizzos.

>>537894496
>>537894635
you guys are alright

sir i am a schizomillenial

>>537894941
holy shit i think it did

i got nothin to post about. im lookin' at the clock and it shows 10am its VERY surreal ive never been awake at these early haurs

>>537894941
it's also crashing pirate sites apparently. good lord.

nice general

silksong killed tekken 8

are gaymers so starved that the billionth shitty platformer is the second coming of jesus?

>>537861696
You realize he's going to be talking about EWC next year, right?

at least it's not UE5slop

i have no idea what silksong is and i dont wanna know

>>537896003
we are starved for decent games (such as virtua fighter) in general

EVERYTHING SUCKS !!!

silksong is like almost $10 here in india bros
should i get it

Silksong? I'll try it in gamepass.

play and LOVE, LOVE TFD

>woman
yuck

looneylili<3

>>537896929
Post the pic of her looking like a pug mosed dog

should i play tekken

you should play silksong

don't copy my post pls

>>537894369
I remember having the conversation about prolific and I'm still a fucking loser

>>537897510
7? yeah

"into men? yeah that's me" is an instant classic

men are into me if you understand the concept

>silksong
games mid I dropped it

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNy_retSME0

think ive seen that whores butthole

she was a lot hotter when she was younger. ironically looked older when she was young lol

hyperbased

das racist

no penis = not hot

just plugged an eddy. not out of anger but in a calculated way, in the 3rd game of the set, final round. i was like "everything forces crouch, everything is a mixup, i dont know whats going on, why did they change the character into this abomination, i dont remember my dickjab input, spcially from crouch" so I plugged him cold bloodedly and blocked him, as almost a rational administrative decision. then i felt it was rather pathetic, so what i decided to do was to post my block list to reaffirm my choices. then i was like well i guess i have to learn the matchup. so now i deleted my block list. i guess i have to lab that garbage.

I read to eddy

if this bitch goes on sale i'll get it you guys remind me of /starcraft2/ only slightly less insane and much slower

im playing sekiro again

funny.. I used to be a /sc2gen/ poster and left for here after serral ended Korean dominance (I'm a Koreaboo) I just assumed schizophrenia was the norm on this hellhole site

azucena 3+4 is the exodia of neutral moves

https://x.com/tekkenUlsan/status/1963612304089780457

Cow in the streets

going back to niggeryu after nigli is quite a downer boring ass shit character
also these nigcels gave me more than -1000 for plugging apparently they upped the penalty so i got demoted to tekken gawd
not enjoying this at all maybe im tired now game so boring as fuck mashing in other faces

uninstall it then

it’s fun7 red ranks pal chill out and kill yourself nigger

not your pal buddy

it was fun 3 days ago now it got boring

>>537902178
I JUST posted that >>537901542

>>537901454
yeah i finally deleted my TL bookmark when he 4-0ed maru
do you know about the spinoff board they made after the /vg/ ban? i posted there for a bit but eventually it got boring and i always get weird about having friends after awhile

gonna have to do the final GoD run (by the time I make it it will be inflated and meaningless) even if it's boring

>>537902256
sorry im high on painkillers because im a loser so i dont see everything clearly now

im cummin

im > i’m

a > an

it's >its

your > you're

i feel awkward, tired, cringe, and like my emotions are those of a teenage girl as well as my writing style

>>537903189
and we accept you and welcome you into the kazuya main club

what i miss?
>>537903189

ive got the shits again

Dropped massive T8 and clogged the toilet again

neet loser nap incoming

anna and i are both each others toilets

i wish i was you and anna

>>537905101
that’s actually gross

I should learn Reina. That's really my only shot at reigniting my spark for this game short of Miguel being announced.

im playing brainrot8

i left a stove cover on when i was cooking something im such a fuckup bros

im a fucking bum

im fucking a bum

Its over

I expected at least 500k with the amount of niggas hyping it up

I almost played another game but then i saw a rant video with the top player complaining about certain aspects of their game and it reminded me that no matter which game i play it will still have the same problems, which is that the developers

tranny time soon

>>537908627
It was free an entire weekend in Switch and I got bored in 4 hours.

I've played too much Faggot8 this week, I feel like shit

>>537911532
you aint do shit in the game, actin like u done something

There's a list of 5 possibly beneficial things I could do that I've written in a paint document. Too much to chose from, therefore I have to play Tekken instead to escape from this confusing situation.

>>537905845
dangerous

I actually ordered in hierarchical order the list of things in the paint document and selected the one that seemed more pressing. This gave me some clarity of mind. I will now maybe play a set of Tekken and then proceed to go with that option.

Might be too much work, best not to just keep playing Tekken?

I only play tekken 8 to feel rage because the rest of the time i just feel nothing

Does the Pacman customization items create weird noises? I had to plug some guy because there were these werid diabolical female voices coming out when I was fighitng them. Im not sure if its coming from my PC or outside im scared.

did u close the tab after jacking off

theres no open tabs ill test it and see

lmao fuck it was the pacman

HOLY FUCK it speaks in a weird whispered robotic female voice AHHHHHH fuck i thought i was going crazy

you know it smells crazy in there

>silksong
2 hours in I dropped it

blud buys fotm meme garbage

my profile lookin' dapper

I got gamepass blud

who the fuck is silksong?

blud pays a monthly fee

after the pacman scare im just gonna go do some productive fuck this shit

cute ling sister uwu

I got microsoft rewards blud

blud said blud

can someone link the india saarnament

>>537915447
we don't know that

Because I am a schizoid, I shall compose a series of short stories involving empathyschizo and live vicariously through these imagined interactions.

tekgen everybody's golf lobby when

>>537915258
looks shopped

I am too retarded for my uni and I keep failing it's so over

realistically speaking, what the fuck is Ulsan doing?

>>537919838
you gone make it nigga i trusting you

Giorgio Armani is kill :(

>>537920000
Learning English from the masters.

everything… sucks…

>>537915258
We need more (actual) women in our player pool, I'm tired of this sausagefest.

(You) better not read the name of the new tame impala song

I chickened out of studying physics at university because I was afraid that I was too much of a brainlet for it, so I took CS instead which I breezed through despite being addicted to opiates and anorexic

Anyway, towards the end of my course I discovered that I had a minor allergy to wheat which caused me to remain in a ceaseless state of lethargy, brainfog and anxiety. I wish I had known sooner, doing an easier course is one thing, but who knows what I could have achieved...

Anyway, this sense of regret was brought on especially hard after listening to The Economist's podcast on China's JUNO neutrino observatory, I really wish I was there, instead I spend my days codemonkeying and cope by telling myself that algorithms have fundamental beauty too.

Guess my main

not reading

josie

>>537921586
Academic science is more about networking, than doing science. By your presence on 4chan you should know how that would have ended.

Bryan

this is major tom to ground control
im stepping trought the door

I know this gen is dump ,but dont use it as your personal diary you reddit faggots

well I can't afford a real one due to the lack of job

this is a safe space for everyone.
stupid dumb black

>>537922871
nigga please I have been neeting for like 12 years. Stop being a pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbDGl7jEazA

this song is salvageable

When I started secondary school at 11 I made 2-3 friends but after about a year I drifted apart from them because of my solitary schizoid personality and insecurity that they'd rather hang out with other people. I spent the next three years with no friends, then made another couple, and drifted apart from those. In university I failed to make friends besides the randoms I was living with at times, who I quickly drifted apart from. I never had a girlfriend. I have debilitating avoidant traits, I can't see the good in people nor can I develop lasting relationships with them. People come and go from my life. Who's my main?

not reading

>>537923559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_Mc-Jb2vc

Im your friend nigga but only if you give me some candies.

>>537923503
copied too much of the english song
>>537924250
this man can't get out of blue ranks after playing tekken for 10 years

>>537921181
kevin cooked with this one

>>537923559
this is me and I used to main paul
ever since late t7 i just shit on tekken for fun

I read but which post that is the question

if i had payed attention in university i wouldnt have to paint SWANS for a living -,,-

Devil Jin won a TNS? that's crazy

is general just an asylum for avoidant schizoids?

you got niggas portraying their female persona as a way of coping with lack of female attention and niggas latching on to those projections for the same reason, like a 5 dimensional dating scene

>>537924250
>cock

men? huge fan

i gotta shut the fuck up with my weird shit

nah king speak yo shit

no you don't, i wanna hear it

>>537925772
sounds tight

fat people were a mistake

i sold my soul to bbc

my condolences, the british are parasites

damn i need a woman to fart in my face

*pppppprrrbrbt*

i'll be one soon

>>>/v/719816636
tekken never got this treatment on 4chan

Imagine if Harada and Murray weren't so incompetent...

>>537923559
wtf I don't remember posting this

why is this general so slow, you guys dont even play tekken

because we play the game

stop lying to me

I played some heihotch today

tekken 7 was a masterpiece
how did we go from that to 8

i unblocked 12 eddies gonna get BBCd all day and drop to tekken god

>>537930949
Tekken 8 is more popular than 7 ever was, so there is no hope

honestly right now I'm craving some Good Ass Tekken

why does SOUUUUUUUPAAAAA cry about Reina being weak now?

>>537933375
Fuck if reina gets buffs it's so over.

silksong is mogging everything I should probably get it

is that like a metroidvania rogue like lite shite?

>>537933375
Reina is one buff away from being competitively viable

wallsplatting hellsweep

>>537934867
i wish she shat in my mouth

>>537934867
slut

>>537934867
damn bitch got fat

>>537934867
super akouma really changed

>>537934867
too fat for me

>>537934867
the black guy is fattening her up, they want obese white bitch

>>537896003
even the shitty games of a decade ago sovlmog anything today

literally nothing going on in my life until armor king

>>537937180
Try getting GoD1 with all characters, I'm doing the same. Just wrapped up Lili

>netflix movie was shit
>all DLCs are shit
>guest character was shit
>heat was shit
Cursed 8

Clive is kino nigga fuck you

bro, 95% of tekken players DON'T KNOW WHO THAT NIGGA IS

And they will learn as they continue to play 8
EVERY CITY

>>537926195
>Asuka
>Japanese
>Hworang
>Korean
Racemixing is wrong

>>537937807
>>537937994
RAPE HIM TORGAL

>ds1
did this nigga play demon's souls before? if not that's lame as fuark

>>537934867
This is how I imagine every Nina player looks like IRL

imagine being the protagonist of "game 16" and expect me to get hyped when they show that guy. only markman and maxdood knew who that guy even was

everything
>sucks

nakatsu getting shimborid when?

you'll regret every mean thing you said about nakatsu when he directs tekken 9 completely unburdened by harada and murray's input and it saves fighting games

back to living off cheese sandwiches again life is good

https://www.twitch.tv/avoidingthepuddle
based.

clifford the big red
>log

>>537939581
2xko will get newblood in. That is the sad future.

im playin d8 i dont really know why tho

you have some balls dude

imagine if the saudis banned tekken from evo

I don't feel comfortable in my own skin

Is it Haram to main Jun Kazama

it's good. they can release slut julia and fucky chloe

I thought about spreading Leo open and rimming then plapping him for a second and now I'm extremely sad and angry
I want to commit extreme acts of violence on someone

im an aids super spreader

tekken 9 should cost 20 american dollars

I switched from Reina to Jun and holy shit the game got so much easier. Reina is super cool, but for now I'm gonna mash with an easier character.

tekken 9 should pay me to download and play

the reina mass exodus is crazy

>>537934867
black man x fat white woman stereotype confirmed once again

Been saying Reina is bottom tier since day one. Niggas be like noooo she has ff2! She can put herself in a mixup whenever she wants!

lil majin

we should all find a new home in eskay's ass

you niggas would die to me in a 1v1 for eskay

more men have seen my penis than women (0 women)

the hottest girl in the tekken community is a man

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

but seriously would the average /tekgenner/ have a chance with eskay

emily was the cutest in tekgen

I exposed myself to men and women

I wish you would expose yourself to a therapist

I wouldn't expose to someone called the rapist

Capcom Won

>>537943363
you would be corrected by rape

holy shit. it's happening

remember pre gorilla asuka?

For a moment that looked like a giant bird

>>537944983
why does that face look photoshopped onto a different body

>>537945284
idk its art from the dead phone game

>>537925842
Turns out that having an unseeable launching low is good.
>>537933375
Still struggling to cope that he'll never be a threat again without 2d bullshit

>>537941820
Why would you want an insanely fast, insanely long range mid to be super favorable into a mixup on block?

>>537941820
I'm pretty sure Kazuya has a better ff2 just because he's +9 after it

reinafraud intelligence

i aint well

i'm not doing so good

it’s my brain… it’s fucked up

The best esco- i mean bodyguards money can buy

illness of the physical and mental categories that is what the doctor told me

I am metaphysically ill

yourn't

timedaplaysomekekken

I got ED but I'm otherwise healthy

tgirls fatigue has left me at the crossroads

I pioneered aids

i want to become a carrier

>>537947401
No one does, but this game is full of them. Reina is a top tier character in an honest game.
Nerf everyone.

lost to a new player twice

nice general

nice cap(com)tain

I am a carrier for despair

I'm a big fucking loser

>>537950691
she looks russian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfK9FwKETQw
could knee do this

I want to be carried down the aisle by
>a man

if I could marry myself I would

lost to a new player 4 times

If I could go back to being a man I would

my cat says hi

>>537949512
cosplayers can save t8

i drew an angel now im playing xiaoyu with an angel custom but because i hate drawing im in a very bad mood berating my opponents

still on a downward spiral it’s been 12 years

Durns out my Xiaoyu is weaker than me Lili

https://x.com/Runabayo/status/1963685979908186379

DO NOT click on this. Do NOT!
I main Nina

some guy has a plugging script that makes the opponent lose points

>>537955739
>happens once
>block the guy
>doesn't happen again
same "major game ruining issue" level as cheating. thank nakatsu for the blocklist

https://x.com/Lannytehe/status/1947170121522254070
our fiancee tekgen

>openly honyposting over a nutcase that got CRUSHed
tekken players are the saddest breed of men

tekkucks

give it to me straight did she really have a penis

>>537957684
https://bunkr.cr/f/7mL52VkZeGFDH
it's a funny looking vagina but my analysis concludes that it's real

I wish Eskay grabbed my nuts then left so I'd chase after her

>>537957684
nah she just pretended to ftm for a short while for attention

I lost to a Tekken King Asuka whos mains is a GoD Lars. I'm Still Tekken King S1 (Tekken God). My parents are a fucking joke. Why was I created. What a fucking scam of a niggerlife.

>>537958075
if you let me live with you id fix you proper

are all chileans mentally ill or just the ones that play xiaoyu

tekgen females are lowkey sexy

I wanna fuck a tranny
I wanna fuck a tranny
I wanna fuck
>a man

im not mentally ill i just watched too much tarzaned and i have a narcissistic predisposition where i see every failure as a personal attack

i need to smell a woman's ass bros

>>537958147
;~)

why does smash get all the cute trannies

enough tekken for today apparently im not in the mood or some shit. playing lili made my xiaoyu drop in skill level from like mid way Supreme to mid tekken god. goes to show its not good to switch characters. now god knows how much suffering ill have to go through to level her back up.

>>537957907
It's a literal prostitute.

I need to get dicked down by a shemale

>hundreds if not thousands of men have seen her genitals online
>but joe was sooooo terrible for an instagram dm

there was a room of smash tgirls but I don't have the pic

yes many people have seen what it looks like. but only one man knows how it feels. legend.

shemales are men

and men are based

I was singing loudly to a song and I got told to shut up
Why can't niggas just let me be like Goddamn

I want to get down to the nitty gritty with an african american tgirl

i seen a couple gay niggas online im sure you'll find a buck to break eventually

gay sex with leo

>>537961665
LOL

i really miss tekken bros

>>537961665
How the fuck...

i wonder why yall so gay

I played tekken 8 at launch as my first fighting game for 200 hours, had to drop it when I got hospitalised, and kinda just never tried it again. Wanna get back into it now but I’m hearing the devs killed the game.

How bad is it? Should I bother or just go learn a 2D fighter?

>>537962409
he's so fucking cool bros

>>537962409
kinda looks like lars

>>537962638
The gameplay went from kusoge 50/50, 5 second rounds to grueling 48 second rounds but with a lot of button pressing and 50/50s (they added hp and buffed most characters.) Up to you. It is slower but you gotta mash harder. A lot of high damage 50/50s were nerfed as well, but they added more stance transitions and broken moves. Fast high variance kusoge vs slow, grueling mash heavy gameplay.

everything sucks…

i sent my ID and an ID with a selfie to a Venezueilian crypto vendor XD

dead game dead general dead genre dead medium dead internet dead life

ling squirt probably tastes like mineral water

anna’s probably tastes like whisky

Enough of these whores
!jun

thesolekeeper

well it's that time again time to go to sleep with no job. tonight I was reminded of the time I was born the doctor removed my foreskin looked at me and said wow this baby looks like a fucking loser flash forward 32 years 12 years of those in neetdom and it would seem he was correct. of course after he said that my parents seemed to agree because that was the moment they abandoned me and I was sent to be raised by a gay couple that molested me upwards of 10 times a day. they say when life hands you lemons make lemonade but I didn't get to make lemonade and all I drank was piss.

this biatch like a fashion designa dehhhh

>>537966687
wheres the neck

it’s over

nice feet

i will exercise

i will cum

im gonna play an ARAM I already lost too many points with Xiaoyu today

Dragunov is a good fundametal character

Whens the next tournament? I want to talk shit with you retards and laugh at the 'pro players'.

playing kindred

>>537846765
I wish my brain wasn't so fried that I could fap to nippleless pictures.

>>537975436
Getting off to clothed women isn't something normal

>>537975801
I should at least be able to get off to almost naked women

ahoge...

kono

>>537945467
ineedumom

my ass hurts

Tokon is mogging us...

tokon balls

>no Tekken movie coming out in 2026 with SF and MK
No wonder niggas hate this franchise

wow this baby looks like a fucking loser

i think xiaoyus main issue as for not playing real tekken is not her AOP. i think it's b1. you can use it on most + frame situations where people try to rape you with big mids or lows and no one really checks you. db2 is also important since you can start offense with a safe low poke that high crushes but that's just more of a waifu thing.

i think xiaoyu mains need to be in bed with me

cant stop fondling my spermer

Its 7am, ive just finished gooning, I havent slept and I start work in an hour. pray for me

>>537984195
Db2 has nothing to do with female operators. B1 is retarded because sometimes you wait to block it but it hits at a later active frame and becomes safe

>>537985024
calling it a spermer is actually kinda hot, i might be gay bruhs

curiosity got the best of me and I looked at oscar's new bikini model
splendid knockers

REINA IS THE WEAKEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME

in terms of tits and ass and face yes

she's perfection itself

>>537987105
was gonna tell you to remove as much makeup as possible and look at her side profile, but you don't even need that to see this 3/10 on display

i wanna see her get punched in the belly but i dont want to be the puncher

I'm a raging homosexual

think i'll make a big pot of coffee and take a little nap

>>537990606
jackblud was about to wife this

"sex workers" aren't really humans and should stop pretending they are
stay far away from me and the things I like

>>537990225
must've thrown away half the french press yesterday when i woke up half drunk
been pacing around the kitchen looking at all the places it should be confused help me

Im failing as an artist

haven't fapped to naokino in like 2 weeks
time to change that i reckon

>>537990606
>talking with someone in dms a bit
>vile, traumatizing, disgusting
>selling yourself online to hundreds if not thousands of people
>empowering, fulfilling, courageous
joe can do better despite being fatfuck glad he finally sobered up

I'm failing as an autist

how can you fail as an artist
just write your prompts better

if chaircrush can knock his massive ego and belly he just might be able to find someone that isn't a prostitute

i'm mentally retired

what da helly is dat dvj skin oh my daze

not a single soul online in na qm.
Dead game

same but eu

harada is so based...

Capcom Won

>>537996548
What is harada saying here, it just reads like complete nonsense

t8 strongest soldier

>>537996548
>opens quote
>doesn't close quote
retarded hack fuck

Actually SEGA won as usual.

>>537997131
he is basically saying "if game so random how come you aren't winning anything"

becuz it's random tho

it's extremely volatile in BO2 which is what 99.95% of the playerbase plays and every single pro has said as much

>extremely volatile
>same players always win
smells like skill issue

i wish to be a woman

>I cannot read
also a skill issue

masturbating to women with pussies every once in a while hits different. im at the point where it is fresh and novel and honestly pussies are kind of hot

>>537992969
Xiaoyu feels unbeatable

skill issue is a skill issue too

what if you have too much skill?

the more you have, the more you have to lose

Downloading re8 again oh shit

didn't ask but based

tongue scrapers take away your gag reflex and make you feel gay

I refuse to purchase a toothbrush if it doesn't have ridges on the back for tongue scraping. None of that bump bullshit that is so common. That does fuck all

get a sweet metal one

just suck a dick god damn

>>538000724
self report

how can fags exist with all the hot bitches online.
you dont even have to do the worst part of being straight aka actually having to engage with them. you can just wack off and go along with ur day

people want something real, women have basically become a luxury only some can afford because they're in such high demand

I'm into men

vaginas are pretty gross my dude

I see......

penises are aesthetic

vaginas are pretty when they're innies

theres plenty of broke niggas with bitches stop thinking like an incel

>>537996548
BASED

coin slotesque vagoos

for most average men having a decent gf is completely outside the realm of possibility

what do harada and micheal do

I exposed myself

there goes my valentine again something she said idk

It would be kinda cool to feel close to another human idk

I don't think I will return to mid knight today

despite all my rage i am still just a tard in a cage

define decent gf. actually dont do that i already know its some retarded trad gf garbage thats just a fairytale

decent gf
>not obese
>likes me
>similar hobbies
and yeah I know this is a fairytale

men? huge fan

noctua makes men?

>similar level of fitness as me
>decent person
>makes her own money
>wants children

this is just about impossible to find

>and yeah I know this is a fairytale
not after Tekken Project newest engine drops

>brown tomboy
>preferably short hair but not too short
>laid back and chill
>doesn't cheat on me
>isn't a manipulative cunt
i might have too high standards bros

Having a job again was fun for a month, but right now I'm feeling the stress of just wanting to relax but remembering I can't go home until I finish this report I'm working on (I'm mentally exhausted and just wanna play some TEKKINO EIGHT)

realistic standards in modern world
>any body shape
>if you can't handle her at her worst etc
>poly is ok
>your life is centered around her and you will have no hobbies or friends
>be ready to pay alimony and child support after divorce
kazuya main btw

AI hate is a ploy by demons to keep us in a primitive state where we are unable to escape to cyber heaven with our FDVR waifus (or husbandos since this thread has a lot of schizo faggies)

AI is NFT level pyramid scheme bubble that will not lead anywhere and will tank the economy sooner or later
all LLMs are just expensive google searches

kek reads like a bit from ron's radio in gtav

>>538007423
au contraire my bludda, AI shilling is a ploy by demonic bankers to control (You)

>>538007596
yes here's how it will go
>deploy LLMs and popularize AI use for everything (already happened)
>start censoring internet and what information populace has access to (already happening)
>people slowly learn to outsource thinking to AI (already happening)
>people in power control what AI will tell you is true or not (most likely already happening)
>all information is controlled by AI
>you will not question AI overlords
>modern version of medieval church control achieved

>>537994157
TGO nina gameplay looks the same

>>538007423
Demon here.
You can have your AI full VR simulations but stop trying to push it on others.
Demonkin lives by harvesting souls, AI just makes people hollow.

>>538006451
nigga you're not special, what you listed is literally 70% of the population

why does nina ss4,2 still jail on hit

>>538008440
that's the entire point imbecile any woman who is in good shape like me is absolutely fucking swarmed with men to pick, most of which will be either richer or have a better job or taller or whatever-er than me
most average men have zero fucking chance at getting an average woman

that move doesn't exist for Nina

>decent person
that's like less than 5%

If you can't find a gf become one!
Kazuya main btw

>white
>blonde
>irish
>middle-aged
>still looks 20
>single mom
>kuudere
if only my tastes weren't so esoteric...

>kuudere
ew nigga

I use chatgpt as a therapist because I'm too ashamed to open up about my problems to humans
also it doesn't shout at me when I go on inane schizo autistic rants

scared to google it

I wish it didn't
and why is the first hit +6 force crouch
who comes up with this retard shit

AI will create foxdie and disperse it through virtual girlfriends(male)

>>538008945
>also it doesn't shout at me when I go on inane schizo autistic rants
please be my friend
I'm not joking
ok maybe a little

why does ninas ff4 give a +16 FC mixup on block
I played against a GOD Nina who literally spammed this and I had no idea what to do against it except sidewalk it or try and jab float it on read

>>538008945
imagine if sopranos taking place in modern times, a fat middle-aged mobster typing away at his computers trying to rationalize away his lifestyle while his underlings sit around committing white collar crimes without having even so much as seen a gun in real life, there's your re-imagining, call me chase

why does nina's cunt give a kid? she's supposed to be a virgin

it's like i30 bro just step or float it

Everyone is just using aibots for everything now, even to play tekken.

like... what the fuck are we even doing?

>>538009359
learning real skills so that when the AI bubble bursts I can capitalize on it

>>538009037
After decades of being screamed at for going on autistic rants I've became highly avoidant, sorry

>>538009359
why would you spend your leisure time playing a game when you can spectate a bot playing it for you and imagine it was you playing

somebody here come fix anon

technology used to be cool, now the only "advancements" we're getting are dogshit AI slop that's making everything worse and will never make anything better
what a horrible time to be alive

>>538009539
understandable, have a great day telling your thoughts to shut up

i just want a XY chromosome gf its not too much to ask

>>538009734
>will never make anything better
me having sex with something that looks and talks like a woman is now within reach you shut your whore ass up

I love AI because it proves my materialistic world view correct

Souls aren't real
We have no divine spark
We're just biological automatons who accidentally developed the quick of consciousness
Our intelligence is entirely reducible to algorithms

My ideal future is one where AI overtakes humanity in every conceivable intellectual and artistic pursuit and everyone, from children to dying old men have to acknowledge these facts.

Laugh at AI hallucinations while you still can luddites, soon AI nurses will laughing at your dementia as they gave you a hospital bed handjob.

>>538009853
Bandai Namco video games are in absolute shambles (Little Nightmares is cool though)

noooo not the hospital bed handjob

>>538010116
>We
No, just you and your npc subtype.
People like that have been confirmed to exist long before the digital age i.e. lemmings and sheep.

I am real human and i will get a real nurse to jerk me off dogdammit!

>>538010116
>humans have made machines that can pretend to think, therefore humans are inferior and should be destroyed

>machine can you think? respond yes
>yes
what have we done..............

robo tug and rub

post more tekken whores

>machine bring me a soi latte with pistachio cumin spice
>yes
>OMG IT UNDERSTAND WORDS ITS LIKE A REAL PERSON
we are letting bug men define what a real person is
no wonder ayy lmaos are laughing at us

>>538009853
Katamari!.

Bamco really needs a serious shake. A big company cannot have a catalogue of game this dry.

>>538010434
we can't even prove other people have minds

>>538010734
>lacking theory of mind
you're mentally retarded

>>538010910
sorry but if you carry a robocop pistol, you're not in a horror game

>bloober team
they've never made anything good
sh2 remake is overrated and not as good as the original sh2

sory i hors

keep on with the "high almighty IQ, I'm too smart for this game" posts in a Tekken general please

>>538010734
(You) don't have a mind either
you are nothing but electrons bouncing around going through their deterministic path towards end of universe

i better not be getting sick i'll freak the flip out

don't forget to spam the word mid too, I'm sure you're an accomplished person

bloober would make a better tekken game if they had the chance

>>538011184
that was my point though. how can we prove robots don't actually think? people act like human brain isn't working like a meat computer

im not well

>>538010390
Describe to me how humans think on a mechanical level and compare that to how AI pretends to think.

Tick tock fleshbag... the age of human exceptionalism is coming to an end.

magic 8 ball can you think?
>yes
I kneel... humanity is inferior... billions must deh...

i need ai gone

we're all the way in the sillytavern now

why are women so obsessed with height?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEoTUUZi0wI
Cuddlecore in full denial mode and will most likely take down the video
Always knew she was a snake

>AI taking over anything
how bout I just pull the power cord and cut the internet huh

>why cuddlecore is the beyoncé of the tekken scene
explain this in premier league terms

the world has become a cyberpunk dystopia but without any of the cool shit

we got D8 heat system doe

heat system is warm shit

>>538012194
i want gwen to circumcise me then give me loving blowjobs to heal it

i smell like shit

>>538011618
The difference is that you can go read the source code for various types of AI and see exactly how their text transformation or machine learning algorithms sift through mountains of data to turn an input into an output, much like how our own neurons encode data and perform their own extremely complicated and advanced algorithms to pattern match input data to output data when various regions of the brain receive input from sensory organs or other regions of the brain.

AI is clearly still in infancy, but I don't think there's a strong evidence to say that our ability to think couldn't be transcribed to general algorithm, except consciousness, but that's only because our understanding of consciousness is so poor that the field is still being lead by philosophers and not scientists.

science literally debunked itself a while ago

>>538012007
sexual characteristic, just like ass and tiddies for males

>>538012194
the refs are incompetent and bribed

>>538012558
you say a lot for a shithead that doesn't understand burden of proof, it's on YOU to show that intelligence as it is in the natural world is replicable, even animal possesses some sense of adaptive intuition that is not even in the conversation for AI now

pretending the human mind is at its core a machine that gets an input and then generates tokens and predicts the next one is slightly contentious i'd wager
especially saying in the same phrase "we don't really understand how the human brain works" and then "but we know machines are brains" lol
not to mention it's a very computationalist view which also begs the question of is the mind a computer or are we trying to use computers as a metaphor to explain something we do not understand

how did sf6 manage to be so good?

muscular but still sexy women

>>538013063
it didn't

>>538013167
wwyd if a girl send you a picture like that (exclusively)?

>>538013063
The internal prototype was scrapped along with Ono and they had to work under immense pressure with the presumption that Capcom fighting games would be over altogether if it failed

gonna take some xanax and lay down i don't feel right today

>>538012875
>it's on YOU to show that intelligence as it is in the natural world is replicable

how do you think humans are always a step ahead of other animals? we discovered how the world follows some rules, how you can hypnotize a chicken, how a crocodile won't bite if you stay at a certain distance etc. all instinct can be predicted in the natural world

*mindlessly mashes into top rank with moron controls*
*slime rushes you*
*interrupts your jab with random DI*
sheesh they cooked no cap bruh why is sf6 so bussin fr

>>538013835
we're a culmination of a ton of evolutionary advantages brother, there is no defacto human race that exists from day 1

>>538013835
this is the type of shit that would be written by someone with no soul

>>538012875
>>538012909
Burden of proof only applies if you're trying to pass something off as a fact, I'm merely pointing out that this is still an open question for which there exists no hard clear refutation or proof. But personally I have (admittedly irrational) faith in my total materialist world view which is why I am excited that AI is inching ever closer to the point where these claims will be provable (or refutable) eventually. This is in contrary to clearly unfalsible hypotheses for which the evidence will never exist.

If I was totally rational I'd be argue for an agnostic position, but that's not fun when shit posting on 4chan isn't it?

>>538014115
you put down other worldviews while lacking exact evidences yourself, even if you tried to be rational, for a man of your intellectual capabilities, it'd still be indistinguishable from a shitpost

everything being awful and getting worse all the time is... LE GOOD

its hailing like crazy

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXyRAsBp998

>>538014332
I admitted that my world view (and by extension, all contrary world views along this spectrum) are all mere theories at the moment.
Does that qualify as "putting them down"? Because if so you may have misunderstood me, my position is merely hoping that biological exceptionalism will be put to death by future evidence, I acknowledge that this evidence may never come and therefore they all have *some* merit, but as a misanthrope I sure hope it does.
That being said, the leading theories about the brain currently accommodate the materialist theories, which themselves rely on minimal baseless assumptions, unlike the common spiritualist arguments which suppose that completely unobservable phenomena exists and is responsible for our cognition. Under Occam's Razor this is a harder position to defend.

So why I don't entirely refute other positions, I feel that my position is the most likely to be correct for this reason alone, again, while acknowledging that I could be proven wrong, or that an entirely new class of theories could emerge.

I tire of phone posting, back to work I go. Good luck, meatbag-kun.

this whore needs some deep dicking and cuddles

im going to japan on monday bros who wanna join

>>538014952
made for loving marriage

>>538014952
obviously a virgin look at those innocent eyes

>>538013167
I'm gonna defect guys

>>538017198
fuck off then faggot

I exposed myself

to cammy and she can't get enough of it

>>538013254
ask her to poo in my mouth

i'm not gay

>>538017298
How about you kiss me first gayboy

nice general

my name's not shane, kid.

S3 guest character

a week sober. the bottle is calling. must stay strong

bros i left something on the stove again and this time it caught fire im such a fucking fuckup

that happened to me once while I was playing on my playstation

you are only a fuck up if you main newcomers past t5

I once put a wood cutting board in the oven and it smoked the whole place

men? huge fan

thank gnome it's friday

i need a hug

>>538018336
s3 will change that

>>538014332
Performance artist??

I exposed myself

leo is the only reason T7 was so popular

CRAIG MARDUK !!!

im sick every day

I'm fine

im a fucking loser

I'm a deh

im having a vodka soda

im > i'm

your > your're

men > women

not all women are equal, some have a little extra between their legs

deh > deh

ikuzo > ikuzo

I can't fucking sleep

>>538005093
>similar hobbies
Give up on this meme. Any woman with similar hobbies to you is going to be catastrophically mentally ill, even more than you. Attractive, not crazy and not a gold digger are the only criteria that matter.

>>538028823
I slept for 5 hours today and it was an abysmal day

https://wccftech.com/street-fighter-movie-cast-confirmed-capcom-legendary/

tekken lost

>mk movie
>sf movie
tekkenbros... our movie?

our movie is the rage arts

tekken has to stay niche

movie night 2 when

we got the netflix bullshit

movie nights are over

im retired

Locked the garage door with my car running. Tekken did this

>>538031341
see you tomorrow

i dont have to lock doors because i dont go outside

whens bob

I failed to get all the work I wanted to get done today
but it's okay, I'll just sneak into the office extra early Monday morning and to make up for it

my 1995 mazda mx5 is rotting away because i cant afford a garage

>>538031736
after vagene

>>538030548
there's a tekken 2 d'ought

is that noby

need josie in my life

>>537839349
Deep vein thrombosis will do that for you.

blud replying to posts from yesterday

capcom complete victory

Important post

murrat and tardkatsu killed tekken

>>537861696
Speedkicks talks like wannabe intellectual but plays hwoarang

To the S+ Attack Frequency folks…
I don’t like you.

I’m not saying you’re bad at the game. I’m not even saying you’re wrong to play that way. Especially here in the year of our lord Season 2. I’m just saying when I see that line on your profile during the new challenger screen, it makes me sad. Because I know I’m gonna forget about some string follow up you have that no one else uses and lose 60% of my health. S+ attack frequency means a bajillion knowledge checks and I’m too old to react that much. I wish you well, but hope that I never meet you online.

What’s the S+ line on someone’s loading screen that gets the biggest reaction from you anons?

Thank you for reading...

tanukana and friends

uggos

>>538035284
would/would/would

erm, can I be her friend too??

Why wasn't Reina in the Tekken movie

tekgen tekken general...
... is dead...

>>538038267
>>538038267
>>538038267