Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:39:43 AM
No.537855076
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:42:19 AM
No.537855240
damn i hate adel he sucks
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:43:08 AM
No.537855298
>>537855726
bofa darks
2/3
Now that the dust has settled, did they really nerf him?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:47:39 AM
No.537855658
it feels like the prime of this game is already over on erg. that was so shortlived. there will be a bump for deep mode and the dlc but it wont fully revive it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:48:29 AM
No.537855726
>>537856080
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:49:09 AM
No.537855765
>>537856195
*dryly farts*
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:50:19 AM
No.537855851
>>537856220
"ive never had to wait for erg matches" btw spammed 10000x a day
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:53:24 AM
No.537856080
>>537859286
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:54:15 AM
No.537856135
>>537857428
>>537855312
He's easier solo.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:55:27 AM
No.537856220
>>537855851
Ergsissiesβ¦ heβs noticing the inconsistencies in our storiesβ¦
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:57:42 AM
No.537856365
>>537857251
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:04:55 AM
No.537856904
>>537857050
gg dog
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:06:42 AM
No.537857050
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:09:21 AM
No.537857251
>>537856195
>Can't have dryleaf arts character because its in it own category with a whopping TWO weapons
Why can't we have nice things
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:11:49 AM
No.537857428
>>537856135
People were saying they made the condemned clones more passive in trios
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:13:06 AM
No.537857515
>>537857591
>>537857426
because from hates us
>>537857515
need a gf like this
>>537857591
I need a bullet in my head
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:15:48 AM
No.537857704
>>537857791
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:16:56 AM
No.537857791
>>537857704
shut the fuck up madison
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:28:29 AM
No.537858597
>>537857426
could we just get a character that starts with fists and has both fist and dryleaf arts as his preferred weapons?
>>537857676
You just need to be cuddled and fucked really hard.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:33:34 AM
No.537858941
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:34:07 AM
No.537858972
>>537859175
>>537858795
I need to be euthanized like the piece of shit I am
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:35:04 AM
No.537859013
>>537859394
2/3 dog adel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:36:17 AM
No.537859089
>>537859175
>>537858795
I like when a girl fucks hard
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:36:35 AM
No.537859112
>>537859830
kino
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:37:34 AM
No.537859175
>>537859251
>>537858972
Why are you a piece of shit? Because some fuckboy decided he couldn't handle you?
>>537859089
Good.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:38:37 AM
No.537859251
>>537859350
>>537859175
>Why are you a piece of shit? Because some fuckboy decided he couldn't handle you?
it would take too long to explain, also I'm a guy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:39:17 AM
No.537859286
>>537856080
No. I never needed you. I played with randos. Get bent.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:40:12 AM
No.537859350
>>537859662
>>537859251
What happened? Are you okay?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:40:37 AM
No.537859385
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:40:45 AM
No.537859394
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:43:01 AM
No.537859539
>>537859662
>>537857676
Did you guys know the guy who painted this got murdered over $20
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:45:07 AM
No.537859662
>>537860420
>>537859350
I am not okay and I haven't been okay for years
>>537859539
I still haven't played scorn, and I heard it was mediocre anyways
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:46:23 AM
No.537859737
>two best Everdarks back to back
Don't worry kittens, an s tier is joining the queue to prevent you getting knotted.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:48:12 AM
No.537859830
>>537862863
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:49:21 AM
No.537859912
Skong in 8 hours. Anyone else getting ready to leave erg?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:52:19 AM
No.537860086
>>537860214
2/3 all bosses
>>537860046
Don't care about 2Dslop
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:54:28 AM
No.537860209
>>537860420
>>537860046
I don't like hollow knight enough to care about silksong
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:54:32 AM
No.537860214
>>537862694
>>537860086
Why? 2 planes is more soulvfuvlfil than 3
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:56:56 AM
No.537860359
never played hollow knight, why should i care?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:57:00 AM
No.537860367
A girl is entering the queue!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:57:41 AM
No.537860413
>>537860723
I want to have rough sex with demondice karen despite her being older than m
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:57:46 AM
No.537860420
>>537857591
You need to get your test checked.
>>537859662
It is donβt waste your time.
>>537860209
Based.
I wish I had a girlfriend
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:00:59 AM
No.537860623
>>537860702
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:02:15 AM
No.537860702
>>537860785
>>537860623
can a girl show me her boobs please
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:02:33 AM
No.537860723
>>537861290
>>537860413
She kinda fat doe and only into horses doe
>controller stick is completely fucked
>have to wait until the 11th to get a new one so I can't grind runs and prepare for the Dick of Night mode
Should I learn KBM or give up and kill myself
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:03:20 AM
No.537860785
>>537860702
PLEASE TO SHOW ME BOB YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD I FUCK YOU
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:04:53 AM
No.537860883
>>537860548
I wish I wasn't bad at this game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:05:04 AM
No.537860894
>>537860784
here's a crazy idea: just play something else until the 11th
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:05:13 AM
No.537860901
>>537861086
>>537860784
is there something preventing you from going to a store and buying a new one, or did you fall for the third party meme?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:05:34 AM
No.537860917
>canβt wait for libra to be gone erg says
>1/3
>>537860784
I just play on Β£20 ones. I really donβt notice a difference
>>537860784
Kbm seems kinda poggers but I mean how much of a brokie are you that you can't buy a new conch? 8bitdo, easysmx, gamesir, gulikit, flydigi. All good chinkbrands desu
>>537860901
They're about 40 dollars more expensive in my local store than online, and the next store that might have one after that is about an hour further, which would cost me that much in fuel. I live in the outback so I'm not spoiled for choice m8
>>537860957
See above. I could afford a new one, it would just be retarded
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:09:24 AM
No.537861161
>>537860957
my 8bitdo analog stick became unusable about 4 months in, can't say i recommend them based on that.
went back to my 8 year old DS4
>>537861086
damn, sucks
>Thought I could drag two rando retards kicking and screaming into a hotdog kill
I got off 7 three bar revives but it was shrimply wasn't enough
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:11:14 AM
No.537861290
>>537860723
She's just the right amount of chub I think she's perfect and she's the only vtumor I've seen who's personality I liked
>>537861214
>shrimply
kill yourself
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:12:08 AM
No.537861348
>>537860046
Yeah, I'll probably take a break until the Depths releases.
Specially since I'll be grinding a lot for the new relics since I want to have a lot of ones that allow for switching the default weapon type.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:13:33 AM
No.537861432
>>537861332
that's just gennie culture doe
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:14:11 AM
No.537861471
>>537861214
I just had a 30 second adel kill with randos. Be better
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:15:56 AM
No.537861568
>>537862284
@erg @chat
What wojak should we respond with when he tells us to be better
Why do I sometimes instantly die to everything in dogform, and sometimes a giant fuck you aoe nuke does like 10 damage
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:21:32 AM
No.537861938
>>537861332
You seem upset, have a (You) to calm down
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:23:17 AM
No.537862049
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:25:11 AM
No.537862183
>>537861893
Describe the smell
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:26:50 AM
No.537862284
>>537861568
The mush 3 bar one
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:27:16 AM
No.537862318
>>537862489
>>537861873
because nothing is designed to interact with dog mode properly, so some shit just hits you a billion times since it was designed to knock down a normal player into iframes
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:29:46 AM
No.537862489
>>537862985
>>537862318
I wish they would at least give the finisher iframes.
Gigadel down. GG Ironeye/Duchess.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:32:55 AM
No.537862694
>>537862918
>>537860214
>less complex game is le better
It's just glorified retroslop. 3D>2D
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:34:26 AM
No.537862791
>>537863221
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:35:28 AM
No.537862849
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:35:47 AM
No.537862863
>>537859830
The CR2's were chonkin
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:35:57 AM
No.537862885
>>537861873
Because dog form is a crutch for losers and built to be mogged by a harder hitter like GAWDius
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:36:32 AM
No.537862918
>>537864205
>>537862694
>3D = more complex
if you think dark souls games are complex even 0.00000001% compared to hollow knight you don't know ball. me and my harem are going to play skong together so seethe
>>537862684
GG kitten daddy wants cum cum time now
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:37:32 AM
No.537862985
>>537862489
I think it's mostly fine given the dog is a stunlock machine, an AoE machine, a healer, a stagger, a full heal and a high speed vehicle. It's very versatile. Probably becomes press x to die in depths 5 though.
Also you might have been running taking damage reduces damage passives? I think those work in dog form.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:38:05 AM
No.537863017
>>537863626
Adel is comfy. Hotdog is stressful
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:41:34 AM
No.537863221
>>537864327
>>537862791
>>537862968
You heathens shall NOT force me into your debauchery.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:48:35 AM
No.537863626
>>537863017
I thrive in stressful situations
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:49:26 AM
No.537863683
>>537866231
>got less likely to get targeted vs giga dog
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:49:42 AM
No.537863703
>>537864327
>queue for everything on pc
>1/3
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:53:40 AM
No.537863978
Fucking hate useless birdniggers so god damn much
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:53:51 AM
No.537863989
>>537860784
What fucked up bootleg brand are you buying this shit from dude?
>>537861086
Oh. Lol
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:55:57 AM
No.537864117
>>537864218
>>537861332
Weird thing to cry about
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:57:30 AM
No.537864205
>>537862918
your harem of balding overweight indian men are very beautiful Iβm sure
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:57:47 AM
No.537864218
>>537864117
people on 4chan are incapable of not expressing their childish hate 24/7 because they know if they did it irl they'd get their ass kicked or look like complete fat retards
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:58:46 AM
No.537864286
>>537864529
gg spicy shiba
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:59:18 AM
No.537864327
>>537863221
based brief poster
>>537863703
least stupid bunny
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:59:39 AM
No.537864354
>hotdog is back
actually cool i liked hotdog
hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:01:07 AM
No.537864460
>>537861332
krillions must die
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:01:12 AM
No.537864465
>>537880010
>>537859619
Source/context?
>>537864286
Missing that jump put me on tilt, done it many times as raider with no problem. Still a win though.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:03:22 AM
No.537864585
whoops game CTD'd one moment
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:03:49 AM
No.537864612
>>537864696
tfw couldnt get the last gaol
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:04:37 AM
No.537864668
>>537864529
I was laughing and crying I didn't have recording on
It was that much better because the whole operation was your plan
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:05:00 AM
No.537864696
>>537864612
I couldβve but I couldnβt be bothered at the same time
we need three everdark slots to prevent the libra+caligo incident from ever happening again
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:06:20 AM
No.537864787
>>537864697
>libra caligo incident
What was bad about that? I like that you could kit out for fire damage and have it be good either way
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:20:07 AM
No.537865697
>>537864697
libra+caligo+maris then
>spill my spaghetti in the rain and lose my gaol stacks
>spill my spaghetti getting the rot blessing and lose my mario stacks
g...gg....
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:24:16 AM
No.537865982
>>537864697
>I don't want two kino fights available ever again!
Retard-sama...
>>537865879
gaol stacks aren't lost on death, just grafted/marais
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:24:49 AM
No.537866023
>>537857426
aren't those things fist weapons they could just introduce a character with a special fist moveset like everyone else
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:24:58 AM
No.537866035
Where the qers at?
>>537866000
I'm pretty sure I see peoples gaol stacks get wiped when they die die though? unless it doesnt show other peoples stacks in the relic menu
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:26:17 AM
No.537866109
>>537880010
>>537865879
>>spill my spaghetti in the rain and lose my gaol stacks
>>537866000
Oh god I hope you're right, I started seethemaxxing as soon as I read that. That would be drive-a-car-through-Miyazaki's-house tier faggotry
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:26:30 AM
No.537866126
>>537866618
>>537866081
pretty sure gaol stacks are only wiped on force door open if anything
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:26:39 AM
No.537866135
>>537864529
forced thread personality cringe
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:27:06 AM
No.537866174
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:28:17 AM
No.537866231
>>537863683
terr-coded post
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:29:37 AM
No.537866294
>>537866618
>>537866081
No, it's why you'll often see gaolmaxxers suicide in the rain to open gaols or fight gaol bosses. It's generally "safe" to do.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:34:58 AM
No.537866618
>>537866294
>>537866126
That's a relief. I could have sworn I've seen people say you lose them when you die die but it always confused me that the relic screen still showed my stacks.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:35:22 AM
No.537866636
Well that was embarassing. Dogs chewed through the dog form near instantly.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:35:32 AM
No.537866643
>>537866872
>use rev ult
>doesn't revive executor despite being literally at my feet
>recluse dies almost instantly after as if the immortality was removed
Was a great run despite dog being bullshit.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:37:16 AM
No.537866745
>>537869226
380 hours in I finally did all remembrances. Ironeye is pretty fun.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:38:17 AM
No.537866807
>>537866865
geeg
morai's gamers done did drill that hotdog
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:39:03 AM
No.537866865
>>537869324
>>537866807
carrying sens is a tough feat. good job
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:39:08 AM
No.537866872
>>537866989
>>537866643
yeah gg was fun. it happens
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:41:11 AM
No.537866989
>>537866872
It gave me useful seals for once too which stings...
Not often I get elden stars and discus on one seal with holy damage up as a stat.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:46:40 AM
No.537867287
>>537867673
just spent 75k on physicks just for them to get purged off in 2 seconds
Hotdog fight is pretty easy with a shield
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:48:51 AM
No.537867402
>>537867312
This. I always grab a shield on hotdog, Heolstor and Darkdrift knight. Those fights are wildly different with a shield on all the squishies.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:49:02 AM
No.537867413
>>537867489
I donβt know how you were parrying that bbh in the basement. The summons and mimic hat just blocked my view
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:49:34 AM
No.537867440
>>537867312
I don't think I'll ever enjoy the splits in solo but I've gotten pretty consistent at it even without holy/a ton of negation
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:50:23 AM
No.537867489
>>537867413
im already shit at parrying, add in the constant aggro changing and it makes me never bother. only shield crucis are worth it since they stall with their gay ass shield.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:51:49 AM
No.537867578
>>537867738
dont forget the founding stars of ruin and magma everywhere lowering your fps
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:52:32 AM
No.537867615
>>537867913
Is it Everdog + Gigadel?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:52:58 AM
No.537867643
>>537868379
Hot Take
Raider will be good in depths because retaliating anything will be the uppercut
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:53:21 AM
No.537867673
>>537867963
>>537867287
Golden order gs?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:54:13 AM
No.537867738
>>537867578
Once I got 3 barred I just decided to stop lying to myself and play like a bitch
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:56:46 AM
No.537867913
>>537867939
>>537867615
It is everdog + gigadel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:57:06 AM
No.537867939
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:57:26 AM
No.537867963
Would I get banned for adding Wing Stance to a UGS?
Without user reports, I mean.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:58:49 AM
No.537868064
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:58:56 AM
No.537868075
>>537867996
the game auto removes every invalid ash from a weapon
Whats the latest thread drama
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:00:20 AM
No.537868167
>>537868084
anon got ghosted by another anon, very sad
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:02:23 AM
No.537868294
>>537868423
>>537868670
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:03:33 AM
No.537868379
>>537868546
>>537867643
Why so?
Retaliate has more to do with stance damage than actual hp damage.
Some attacks that deal 0 damage still trigger it.
Raider will be good in the depths because he's the best character in the game.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:04:22 AM
No.537868423
>>537868294
nothing personnel...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:06:22 AM
No.537868546
>>537869246
>>537868379
Stance damage is also increased in depths
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:08:12 AM
No.537868670
>>537868978
>>537869147
>>537868294
Recluse mommy has been showing up a lot.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:12:21 AM
No.537868978
>>537869101
>>537868670
I wish Recluse would give me a nursing handjob
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:14:09 AM
No.537869101
>>537869190
>>537869467
>>537868978
I want to be Recluse and have anons nurse on my titties
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:14:48 AM
No.537869147
>>537869464
>>537869864
>>537868670
I feel like I seen none the switched to her and now I see her every other game. Maybe Iβm just noticing it now or something
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:15:33 AM
No.537869190
>>537869101
Hi, you're beautiful
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:16:02 AM
No.537869226
>>537869464
>>537866745
Is Ironeye censoring something here?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:16:19 AM
No.537869246
>>537868546
Is it 50% at Depth 5 like Stamina damage?
Yeah, that could be pretty good.
Is anyone here participating in locktober?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:17:25 AM
No.537869317
>>537869382
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:17:33 AM
No.537869324
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:18:30 AM
No.537869382
>>537869415
>>537869317
It's when you wear a chastity cage for the month of October
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:19:07 AM
No.537869415
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:19:43 AM
No.537869454
>>537869527
>>537869740
>>537868084
Sens is on par with sludge merchant and the usual thread shitters now. Sad to see.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:19:54 AM
No.537869464
>>537873004
>>537880175
>>537869147
Iβve swapped to her more after playing lots of Revenant and Duchess. Maybe itβs all the caster mains rotating between characters.
>>537869226
Sheβs comparing her forearm to a big black cock that is roughly the same size.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:19:56 AM
No.537869467
>>537869101
Titties is bro speak. Absolutely 0 sexiness coming from this post.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:20:36 AM
No.537869517
>>537869607
>>537870189
geeg
IF IT CAN BLEED IT CAN DIEEEEEE
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:20:46 AM
No.537869527
>>537869556
>>537869454
never seen that wylder name before
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:21:19 AM
No.537869556
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:22:10 AM
No.537869607
>>537869790
>>537869517
>revive
>die instantly because the boss one taps me mid roll
Hate this dog.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:24:10 AM
No.537869740
>>537869454
>Librahitter is bad at game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:24:45 AM
No.537869790
>>537870482
>>537873004
>>537869607
Dog sometimes decides to fuck on someone. Just how hotdog be. I've had runs where I don't get hit by hotdog at all and other runs where he and I both decide that it's time I got put in my place. That run was pretty good, tho. I actually like when we split up to cover more ground and clear PoIs like that. It's different.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:25:48 AM
No.537869864
>>537869903
>>537869147
i only play recluse, and only sub off to duchess when there's another recluse that locks in. not a lot of other recluse players in the thread for the most part that i've seen.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:26:29 AM
No.537869903
>>537870112
>>537869864
Show Recluse build
Thanks for the early boost bro.
Also 2/3 for GigaDogs.
Exebros thoughts on this setup?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:30:10 AM
No.537870156
>play recluse
>never get comet or night comet
>play rev
>never get lightning spear or lightning strike
>play executor
>get staffs with comet and seals with lightning strike
????????????
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:30:10 AM
No.537870157
>>537870038
>another retard fell for the sekppeku meme
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:30:40 AM
No.537870189
>>537870280
>>537870367
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:31:13 AM
No.537870228
>>537870306
>>537870006
That was my rain death from this run
>>537865879
Someone else said they found it too kek. Enjoy the 4 free keys
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:32:00 AM
No.537870280
>>537870189
bbk has has 80% holy resistance
just throw a fireball
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:32:11 AM
No.537870291
>>537870418
>>537870664
>>537870038
The second relic is pretty much perfect.
The third one could be swapped to something else, specially in the depths where dog won't be able to tank with roar at all.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:32:26 AM
No.537870306
>>537870228
I think I was in that run as well. Got Dung Eater's greatsword for the run, some keys and purple stones and a talisman I think, kek
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:32:43 AM
No.537870321
>>537870543
>>537870038
Chilling mogs pookie
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:33:24 AM
No.537870367
>>537870189
these spell effects really murder the bit rate
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:33:30 AM
No.537870374
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:33:49 AM
No.537870405
>>537870613
>>537870112
>no gaolslop
Steam?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:33:58 AM
No.537870418
>>537870291
So swap third in depths, keep it for non-depth.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:34:15 AM
No.537870431
>>537870478
>>537870604
>stuck at 2/3 for the Dogs
Guess the sissies are avoiding it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:34:58 AM
No.537870478
>>537870569
>>537869790
do you look like that?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:35:29 AM
No.537870519
>>537870482
no fucker stop asking retarded meme questions
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:35:48 AM
No.537870543
>>537870321
The extra absorption is really good though.
Also the extra bleed will scale really well with the new relics that give Executor more arcane, since you can get multiple procs in a quick succession unlike frost where you need to wait it to wear off.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:35:56 AM
No.537870552
>>537870720
>>537873004
>>537869282
I am yeah. The gock is on lock. Iβm going to be unbelievably horny and it will make me play so much worse in Nightreign. Might have to stay away from depths during that time.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:36:21 AM
No.537870569
>>537870478
Slut
>>537870482
xhe wishes she did and you struck a nerve, clearly.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:36:45 AM
No.537870601
>>537870868
Grafted is so fucking stupid, GG
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:36:47 AM
No.537870604
>>537870689
>>537870431
hmm nyo
i am playing gachas rn
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:36:52 AM
No.537870613
>>537870405
for the friend list right?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:37:33 AM
No.537870664
>>537870836
>>537870038
>>537870291
second one is almost perfect, if it had chilling mist instead of seppuku, its 9/10 still
the other 2 relics are garbage
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:37:52 AM
No.537870689
>>537880175
>>537870604
>gachasissy
proved my point award
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:38:18 AM
No.537870715
>>537869282
Only if they add her as a skin, and she tells me to
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:38:25 AM
No.537870720
>>537870779
>>537871056
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:39:24 AM
No.537870779
>>537871056
>>537871058
>>537870482
>>537870720
Can't you guys flirt with a little more effort? This is getting boring
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:40:19 AM
No.537870836
>>537870664
>absorption + invisiblity
>garbage
lol, enjoy getting one shot by rats
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:40:37 AM
No.537870859
>>537870038
The golden seed is simply better than the 3rd one. I also donβt personally care for hp on post damage for executie
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:40:45 AM
No.537870868
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:41:46 AM
No.537870932
>>537873752
>>537870006
Didn't weaver get a 13 minute gleipnir farmed off him from Hector?
Do you gamesissies get in a voice call when you play, or would that ruin the image during the ERP?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:43:15 AM
No.537871018
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:43:54 AM
No.537871056
>>537871405
>>537870720
<333
>>537870779
Good girl is all I really wanted to hear. A little bit of horny and good feels before I try to fall asleep while thinking of new relic set ups to try.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:43:55 AM
No.537871058
>>537873004
>>537879459
>>537870779
Flirting on blue board is an art. You can't put too much effort or else you'll be coming on too strong and flustering the cute tgirls. You also can't go all out or else you'll attract the eye of sauron and get a 3day vacation. You have to test the water first and give just the right amount so that this little sissy gets a taste but is left unsatisfied and that's when I wrap them around my finger.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:43:56 AM
No.537871060
>>537870006
I've been thinking, if I die in rain after day 2, will anons find my body for gear I've collected?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:45:26 AM
No.537871161
>>537871003
nah just pings
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:46:23 AM
No.537871219
>>537871397
>>537870112
Do you not have a good terra one?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:46:48 AM
No.537871249
>>537871308
>>537883590
>Day I, drop bird a Fingerprint Shield
>he spins, equips and jumps
>day II, bird drops me a Gargoyle Sword
>not as good as my Helphen Steeple
>Equip it anyway to be polite
>he jumps
I made a friend.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:47:00 AM
No.537871263
>>537871392
>>537871003
Yes! I moan on vc!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:47:49 AM
No.537871308
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:47:58 AM
No.537871315
>>537871370
Guys, I found a real gamer girl today. I know this because she was playing Duchess and 3 barred against gigadel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:48:43 AM
No.537871370
>>537871315
But anon you 3 barred too
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:49:11 AM
No.537871392
>>537873004
>>537879459
>>537871263
>hardcarry sissies and transgirls in exchange for horny desperate moans of appreciation
This Nightreign thing's starting to sound right up my alley
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:49:20 AM
No.537871397
>>537871219
i don't, sadly. that is legitimately the best relic i have that has terra magica on it. my relic luck for recluse is atrocious
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:49:24 AM
No.537871405
>>537894320
>>537871056
Did you get to do some Caligo runs before it left?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:50:19 AM
No.537871471
>>537872530
>>537874652
Chinakino.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:52:10 AM
No.537871598
2/3 queue
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:52:36 AM
No.537871629
>>537871503
Oldfag here. I love mines.
>>537871503
>know it's optimal because of dual infusion
>hate the moveset on the generic Executor katana too much to care
>look like a fucking retarded sweaty redditoid when I spam Corpse Piler, when it's genuinely incredibly good
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:55:29 AM
No.537871821
>>537874665
>>537871771
I'm not racist but all katanas are the same.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:55:33 AM
No.537871830
>>537874665
>>537871771
huh? it's okay to swap for rivers of blood eventually, it's really good against any boss that can bleed (and many are fire weak), but ALL katanas use Executor's moveset on executor, you know that right?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:56:58 AM
No.537871927
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:00:46 AM
No.537872180
>>537879305
>>537871771
>feeling like a "redditoid" for using gear in the game
take a break from the internet
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:01:16 AM
No.537872206
>>537872389
>>537871503
>birds nesting in anon's head rent free (he doesn't leave coins)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:02:07 AM
No.537872279
>>537872713
>>537871503
Blue shield is fine on guardian honestly, making it purple doesn't even increase absorption so it's pointless.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:03:07 AM
No.537872351
2/3 bro.... I can't wait much longer...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:03:17 AM
No.537872358
>>537871503
As a rev if I get a seal with a decent spell I will detour to the mines regardless of where the group is heading.
I will not sleep on a purple seal frenzied burst.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:03:33 AM
No.537872389
>>537872697
>>537872206
unironically yes
the idea of fuckhuge meatshield with a greatshield that reflects is awesome
the execution of the character is fucking DDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGWWWWWAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEERRRRRR
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:05:24 AM
No.537872530
>>537872761
>>537872908
>>537871471
>not noklateo
fake chinamen
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:06:02 AM
No.537872573
3/3
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:08:14 AM
No.537872697
>>537872915
>>537872389
I like him as is, he's one of my three mains and I win 95% of my runs; started playing him after getting bored with Raider, I felt like he needed a buff at first and it took getting a couple god drops for his relics but now he feels competitive with everyone else - half of that was just getting good with his mechanics.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:08:24 AM
No.537872713
>>537873457
>>537872279
this is a really clever way to leave out that it increases the guard boost which is massively useful to the character and you're kind of a dipshit
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:09:16 AM
No.537872761
>>537872530
>fake chinamen
ironic
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:11:24 AM
No.537872908
>>537872530
>not gaolmaxxing in the day 1 noklateo
erg is full of fake gamers
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:11:26 AM
No.537872915
>>537873480
>>537872697
post your relic setup bro
>>537862968
>>537869282
>>537869464
>>537869790
>>537870552
>>537871058
>>537871003
>>537871392
Slice open your jugular and die bleeding out on the floor while you choke on your own blood
You will never be a woman
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:15:20 AM
No.537873181
>>537873526
>>537873004
im so glad those people are here so that puritans can get balder and lonelier
die alone retard
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:19:15 AM
No.537873457
>>537872713
You don't really need it if you have stamina recovery on hit + reflect, since it makes every attack blocked recover your stamina.
Also in the Depths you're better off looking for red shields since they have a ton of absorption and really good passives.
>>537872915
I wanted Improved Guard Counters + HP-Improved Guard Counters but taking damage/improved attack ended up just as good if not better, since it procs on all damage including any chips through your shield. And partial healing/post damage is godly on all melee Nightfarers.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:20:12 AM
No.537873526
>>537873997
>>537873181
You are a disease on this planet you serve no purpose aside for being an incessant mentally ill freak
I don't consider you human you are lower than vermin, no one around you views you in a good light. Do society a favor and hang yourself you worthless troonoid
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:22:01 AM
No.537873630
>>537873004
based post that blew out the troon's asshole
>>537873480
I flip flop so much on the charged heavy whirlwind. The math makes it seem useful for when you don't have aggro, but it's so hard to gauge the efficacy.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:23:50 AM
No.537873752
>>537870932
Idk what you are talking about
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:24:13 AM
No.537873768
>>537874354
rough game duchie
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:25:08 AM
No.537873824
>>537873004
you're going to suffer an anyurism buddy calm down and touch some grass it's ok you'll be ok
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:27:49 AM
No.537873997
>>537874749
>>537879305
>>537873526
came to this post and violently pumped semen all over the bible, thank bud
>>537873480
>>537873739
it's a shame you can't see winrates on individual characters because i have a feeling based on these relics you are not performing quite as well as you think you are on guardian
having r2 whirlwinds equipped showcases a fundamental misunderstanding of the character, absolutely nowhere in his kit/gameplay is there a place for wasting stamina on R2s with pathetic damage and pathetic poise damage, the DPS on shield pokes is better and even then the DPS on shield pokes is ALSO incredibly terrible
skill isn't good outside of trash mobs, absolutely no need to gem for it
so 5 wasted lines in this setup
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:27:50 AM
No.537874002
>>537874167
>>537873739
you can overlay about 3 or 4 of them with his extended whirlwind, builds up a lot of damage in chips very quickly.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:28:11 AM
No.537874019
Glad is both my favourite and 2nd least fav (after Purple L*bra)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:30:07 AM
No.537874167
>>537874417
>>537874749
>>537874002
>bro it's so fun to whirlwind spam trash mobs hehe so much chip damage
holy fucking guardian players
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:30:14 AM
No.537874171
>>537876565
i die more to adel than gladius desu
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:32:43 AM
No.537874354
>>537873768
my asshole = torn
worst hotdog i ever had, i'm sorry. thanks for carrying
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:33:25 AM
No.537874417
>>537874167
Killing trash will be meta in the Depths unironically.
But you don't really need the Halberd relic for that, just spamming unchanged R2s will work just as well.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:34:35 AM
No.537874514
>>537873739
It's good until you get thrusting counterattack deal 20% more damage or spear talisman then you're better off just spamming lights.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:36:38 AM
No.537874652
>>537875285
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:36:52 AM
No.537874665
>>537876615
>>537871821
>>537871830
>"Wait, that can't be right. Any time I've ever picked up another katana, it has a different moveset"
>realize it's because I instantly go to powerstance them, and I just hate the onehanded moveset, and that I'm even more of a retarded faggot than I thought
i gotta kill myself one day
Is it just me or that halberd is kinda bad for guardian? It is decent for early game clear but there is no good purple for dps.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:38:17 AM
No.537874749
>>537876615
>>537873997
Your critiques in theory just don't translate to my practice in the field, this is my spread as of two nights ago, I've only been playing Guardian for about a month - checked my chatlogs with my buddy who also plays. I wouldn't run him so much that he caught up with Ironeye and Wylder if I wasn't enjoying him, and wouldn't be enjoying him if I was losing or being carried.
>>537874167
Excluding Zamor, Crucibles and Bell humanoid bosses are also locked down by whirlwind, which is spammable.
>>537873480
>playing Bird
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:40:41 AM
No.537874907
>>537875087
>>537874707
Dragon and Commander's Halberds are both good.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:41:16 AM
No.537874953
>>537875038
>>537876910
>>537874707
Commander's Standard and Dragon Halberd are pretty good, plus there's a couple holy halberds for all the holy-weak bosses. The main issue is that Guardian's unique moveset is awful besides the charged guard counter, so he's the last character who should actually be using halberds.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:41:21 AM
No.537874957
>>537875771
It's been almost 2 months and brony is still having conniptions over the flock.
>>537874707
>>537874797
Poor guys
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:41:21 AM
No.537874959
you guys did too much damage, i couldn't sleep the doggo
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:42:25 AM
No.537875038
>>537875258
>>537875953
>>537874953
what about his unique halberd moveset feels bad to you?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:43:04 AM
No.537875087
>>537875613
>>537874907
Commander is nice for buff yeah, but halberd moveset dps feel kinda meh. Dragon halberd also take forever to cause freeze for some reason, worse than chilling mist.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:44:16 AM
No.537875169
>>537876034
>>537935931
>Trying to find a good Nightriegn stream to watch
>multiple people have follower only mode on, and no chatters.(How stupid can they be?)
>Multiple people are playing with their boyfriends.(He just tells her what to do the whole time, and she ditzily follows. Boring as fuck)
>One guy is taking half an our grinding small enemies in Nok, during the end of day 2. Going into the rain, killing, and leaving again. So fucking boring.
>Multiple streams are actually just regular Elden Ring in the wrong category.
>One dude has his mic on, but isn't saying anything. Yet the mic is picking up every small sound in his room.
>One dude has been AFK the entire time I've been typing this post.
Uggggh.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:45:31 AM
No.537875258
>>537875953
>>537875038
nta but the guardian halberd pierce is slow as hell for both one/two handed. Charged swipe is not really unique from other character though I think?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:45:52 AM
No.537875285
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:48:03 AM
No.537875449
>>537874797
Sex with this bitch.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:48:05 AM
No.537875456
where tf adel queue
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:49:51 AM
No.537875587
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:50:10 AM
No.537875613
>>537875087
the frozen lightning buffs are more lightning than frost, the status is just a little extra
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:52:26 AM
No.537875771
>>537874957
I thought we finally got rid of you
Shut the hell up and get back in containment
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:55:14 AM
No.537875953
>>537875258
>>537875038
pierce damage is also just worse than slashing damage in nightreign since thrusting counters have been nerfed (granted you can fix it with dormant powers, but that's RNG)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:55:14 AM
No.537875954
helloooooo adeeeeeeeel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:55:55 AM
No.537875998
>>537876084
do you interrupt adel or not
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:56:25 AM
No.537876034
>>537876263
>>537875169
>no e-girl on Sybian duty where every time she goes down, she gets a more intense buzzing, capping out with mind-rattling instant-gasm at 3
Why bother watching anybody?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:57:09 AM
No.537876084
>>537875998
Yeah just wait for the zig zag move then tank a few hits of the explosion afterwards then charge the ult, it'll cancel the twister
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:58:21 AM
No.537876168
the real tragedy about birdman is that his dodge is so terrible you can't even ignore his kit and just play Raider with an FP bar
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:59:47 AM
No.537876263
>>537876473
>>537876560
>>537876034
what goes through your head when you post stuff like this
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:02:30 PM
No.537876473
>>537876560
>>537876263
porn sex boobies titties sex sex girls horny
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:03:46 PM
No.537876560
>>537879182
>>537876263
"Exposing my real fetishes would scare them, I should be less of a degenerate coomer than usual about this."
>>537876473
It's like you've known me my whole life!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:03:51 PM
No.537876565
>>537874171
shitter spotty desu
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:04:32 PM
No.537876615
>>537878314
>>537874665
s'alright bro we all make dumb mistakes
>>537874749
>Your critiques in theory just don't translate to my practice in the field,
i don't know what you think you meant by this, but none of those critiques were about your gameplay -- those critiques were about your gems, which may or may not be the best you have regardless. i have no idea what gems you have available to you. i DO know that the setup you're using has 5 wasted lines. you could play relicless and still have an insane winrate on any character -- doesn't mean you don't have 9 wasted lines in that scenario
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:07:59 PM
No.537876851
>>537871503
>people who play guardian: "he's good, just needs a reflect on block relic and hit your guard counters"
>people who dont play guardian: "HE'S GOOD IF YOU HAVE 80 PERFECT RELIC EFFECTS I SWEAR"
No one says this. It's just cope.
>>537874953
It's depressing how cucked Guardian is when it comes to guard counters, which are basically his main thing.
Limited to using only one shitty weapon type with a shit moveset.
The depth relic that gives him a ton of DEX and some STR will allow him to use all other poke weapons effectively but they have garbage counters to use against any large boss, and specially Nightlords.
They should've just given his guard counters with all weapons some sort of wind AOE.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:09:42 PM
No.537876976
>>537876910
>Guardian cannot launch himself with every guard counter using his burnt wings
>Executor cannot teleport behind you guard counter
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:10:12 PM
No.537877014
>>537876910
This is wrong in loke three ways ans doesnt surprise me at all.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:10:33 PM
No.537877035
>>537876910
It should've had the Suncatcher thing and buff after (x) amount of successful Guard Counters, instead of Executor having that when it doesn't synergize with his playstyle at all
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:19:25 PM
No.537877679
>>537855312
They didn't, people just learned how to fight against him a little better, and pick up items that are useful against the npcs more often.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:19:48 PM
No.537877708
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:19:59 PM
No.537877726
All 2/3
>>537876910
fromsoft always overcorrects when something is broken in their previous game
blame people shieldpoking PCR to death for the state of NR shields
>>537877769
NR shields are all superior to ER shields. Physical resist being 100% across the board is huge.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:24:01 PM
No.537878014
>>537878703
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:24:07 PM
No.537878017
>>537877769
but NR shields are turbo broken if you can get 1 or 2 Improved Guarding passives
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:24:51 PM
No.537878071
>>537878276
>>537877887
guard absorption or stam damage is worse across the board, though and doubly so when the stamina increase comes in the depths mode (why do they think this is a good idea?)
How likely is it they'll ban for hacked (but possible) relics?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:26:03 PM
No.537878158
>>537877887
most medium/greatshields had 100% phys block or close to it anyway
that aspect of NR is more relevant to 2H weapon blocking
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:26:41 PM
No.537878201
>>537878128
100% after i send your steam to bandai
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:26:45 PM
No.537878207
>>537877887
Greatshields are all shit though.
Fingerprint in ER has 80%+ elemental resists across the board.
This will fuck Guardian over really hard in the Depths.
He already takes too much chip damage against certain bosses.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:27:54 PM
No.537878276
>>537878071
*stamina damage increase
>>537877769
Shields were broken long before PCR, SOTE-babbie. On launch fingerprint + greatshield talisman meant no stamina loss. They buffed stam damage in PVP, then buffed shield guard absorption on many shields after SoTE launch. They clearly don't know what is the sweet spot when DS3 more or less had it solved (greatshields could have been better in DS3)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:28:26 PM
No.537878314
>>537878424
>>537876615
my spread works for me, and I use every effect regularly & in sync with each other, you're not going to convince a walking man he's lame
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:30:26 PM
No.537878424
>>537878314
make a youtube channel and some guardian guides bro :)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:34:42 PM
No.537878703
>>537881354
>>537878014
kek
>>537878128
someone said that CE relics still have two flags that separate them from legit ones, so it's a possibility
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:37:09 PM
No.537878863
>>537881229
Guardians get -
Flamethrower shields
Recluse ass
Godtier Dawn aesthetics
shit darkness aesthetics (don't talk about it)
Best in class Crowd Control
Best in class Guard Counters
And never drink another flash ever again
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:37:16 PM
No.537878878
>>537879129
queue up for everdarks please!!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:38:47 PM
No.537878981
>>537879129
queer up for everdicks pl0x!!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:38:57 PM
No.537878987
>>537879409
what's the most egregious cheated relics you've ever seen? besides sneedger ofcourse, for me its this one
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:41:18 PM
No.537879129
>>537878878
>>537878981
I'm making breakfast
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:42:04 PM
No.537879182
>>537876560
Would cum inside her
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:43:58 PM
No.537879305
>>537874797
Based hot anime chick
>>537873997
Nasty gay post
>>537872180
No no he as a point
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:44:33 PM
No.537879349
>>537879439
>>537881062
Why are the nightreign girls so unappealing? every time i watch one of the hololive girls stream they never pick the girls only they only pick men heck even in my 200+ hours playtime very few people pick the girls compared to the men
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:45:30 PM
No.537879409
>>537878987
Well nice it like they are not even trying lol. I hope it not from erg.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:45:51 PM
No.537879439
>>537879349
Because casters are kinda gay.
Duchess is pure sexo, thougheverbeit.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:46:02 PM
No.537879459
>>537871392
believe me youβd be in good carry amongst the βββββββββpeopleββββββββββ that play this game
>>537871058
jailtime vibes post
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:48:55 PM
No.537879632
>>537880740
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:49:11 PM
No.537879658
>>537873004
This is PURE antisemitism and transphobia. Imagine being this white. Absolutely disgusting.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:53:56 PM
No.537880010
>>537864465
There is none xhe made it up
>>537866109
I look like that
>>537868084
There is none
>anon, I can't beat Everdark Libra, his summons are just too strong. Can't you carry me? I'd really like it...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:56:24 PM
No.537880175
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:56:43 PM
No.537880193
>>537880268
>>537881562
Why is this general filled with ERPing trannies and mentally ill freaks now? What went wrong?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:57:50 PM
No.537880268
>>537880457
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:57:57 PM
No.537880279
gg adel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:00:20 PM
No.537880457
>>537880268
It wasn't like this before Nightreign, retarded newfag.
>n-no way nonny! you beat everdark gladius so quickly, that was incredible!
>>537880128
>>537880519
>>537880521
can you stop shitting up my thread for one second
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:03:27 PM
No.537880691
>>537880645
no you fucking benchod i fuck you mother bloody
>non could you stop sillying up my thread for one second? and come cuddle with me? :3
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:04:05 PM
No.537880740
>>537879632
Fucking shocked they went for the leather shit instead of this
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:07:21 PM
No.537880981
>>537882702
>>537880735
this guy is actually a falseflagger and it's extremely obvious
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:08:30 PM
No.537881062
>>537883935
>>537879349
>hololive
>Expecting asian foids to pick anything other than white men
kek
>you're not falseflagging again are you nonny? you naughty, naughty boy <3
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:08:58 PM
No.537881106
Guys I'm back from school early I'm gonna eat lunch and then I'll queue up please don't get mad if I rape and gape your hole with my 7 inch cock after the game though
>>537878863
Cute cope but they get fucked over the hardest vs the 2 hardest bosses (Gladius and Libra) and EDS Cali probably isn't very appealing for him either.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:10:41 PM
No.537881239
>>537881353
>>537881103
you're falseflagging but the fact that you're posting this shows that you're already a sissy in the closet. Just don't kill yourself and don't cut your dick off when you troon out okay?
>>537881239
>you're already a sissy in the closet, silly nonny. just don't be silly and don't get bottom surgery when you have that cute lil thing, ok?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:12:29 PM
No.537881354
>>537878128
Not happening + cry about my perfect relics faggot.
>>537878703
Proof or not real.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:13:41 PM
No.537881432
>>537881353
that's what I mean. Sissies like you are hot and were made for my cock
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:14:35 PM
No.537881498
>>537881532
1/3 hotdogs, noklateo on
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:15:05 PM
No.537881532
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:15:31 PM
No.537881562
>>537880193
I don't know, but I assume given jannies do not do anything useful I would assume there's simply no way to remove them, so here we are.
Thread's gay leaving forever.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:17:12 PM
No.537881672
>>537881586
we're 2/3 for the hotdogs
>mfw the whole time people have just been effectively cheating while giving people shit for not knowing about it
you didn't git gud, you got lucky
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:18:04 PM
No.537881742
>>537881645
See you tomorrow
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:18:42 PM
No.537881796
>>537881586
tricephalos and adel, we're 2/3 for the dogs rn
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:19:35 PM
No.537881846
>>537883339
>>537881706
What did xhe mean by this
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:20:28 PM
No.537881909
>>537883339
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:20:37 PM
No.537881925
>>537882829
>>537881229
Libra's bullshit for everyone, but Gladius is still a fun fight for bird as long as you understand his flanking behavior, and more importantly can deal with his fire chips.
>>537881229
What makes Gladius specifically bad for Guardian Libra and Caligo I get becasue they're dps checks, but Gladius is a pretty standard fight.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:21:12 PM
No.537881965
>>537883339
>>537881706
Context? Only cheater I've run into is that one retard.
Solo squishies are a bit of CBT, l open two jails
>banished knights
>crystallians
incredible waste of time compared to trio or having Wylder/Raider ult
ED fun value
Adel = Gladius > Fulghor = Gnoster > Libra > Caligo > Maris
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:23:07 PM
No.537882108
>>537881957
damn I fucked this post up, I blame the fact that I'm discussing the birdjeet
let me rephrase:
>why dog bad for bird?
I've never played Diablo or Path of Exile, but from what I understand it's a type of roguelike that has a campaign that will change every season or something? And you pick up a class/loot/passives along the way, and playing nightreign makes me think something like that but by FROM could be pretty sick.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:26:37 PM
No.537882379
>>537882681
2/3 hotdogs
queue up
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:26:49 PM
No.537882390
>>537883935
>>537882180
I don't think they're roguelites, I think you just grind dungeons there, even if they have elements of procedufral/random generation, you keep your progress. No rest for the wicked may be kinda like them but with souls-like combat? Or maybe it's just that view they share
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:29:27 PM
No.537882582
>>537881968
Raider and Wylder are fun solo desu. They ramp up pretty nicely at level 3 for the early game
Flasking on a squishy and seeing the absolutely pitiful amount it heals at low levels sucks
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:30:30 PM
No.537882659
>>537883339
>>537881706
Explain it to me bloody benchod
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:30:50 PM
No.537882681
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:31:06 PM
No.537882702
>>537880645
No <3
>>537880981
Yeah but he's posting guftrup so I dont care, I love guftrup's Link.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:31:49 PM
No.537882741
>>537886429
>>537881968
duchess has the option for caligo relic shenanigans and revenant can get carried by her summons in the early levels
I never really know what to do as recluse though
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:31:52 PM
No.537882747
>>537876910
>Guard memers
You mean the thing you can only do once every 15 seconds and does less damage than a few r1's?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:33:05 PM
No.537882829
>>537881925
You don't deal with his fire chips, you dodge the fire attacks.... Which is nearly most of them. At that point why use birdman for a dodge heavy boss? Only the flame chariot head greatshield is worth steel guarding on that boss, everything else eats too much chip.
>>537881957
EDS Gladius hits the hardest and does insane chip damage. Meaning more dodging with a worse dodge, and when he splits into 3 you are likely to get flanked around your guard. I haven't fought EDS Caligo with bird but I'm sure she is fine with mountaintops blessing but I doubt Birdman's ult can interrupt her gay crystal forced frostbite damage attack with no blessing, so your ult is just kept on reserve for healing. Everdark Cali is kinda a worse Adel in that she moves around a lot, has chip aoe and blocking ice breath attacks is just free dmg for the boss.
For posterity, I was just being a sissy myself, not trying to fake being Miquellasissy. I would never steal the queen's crown~
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:34:41 PM
No.537882940
>>537883339
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:36:01 PM
No.537883032
>>537883215
GG Dogs
IDK why I went to the mine when I already threw the weapon I was planning to upgrade.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:37:49 PM
No.537883157
>>537882885
shut the fuck up
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:38:40 PM
No.537883215
>>537883032
Could be worse. I pinged the mines when we had crater. Twice lifetime. But it was with a librasniper so I didn't feel bad
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:39:19 PM
No.537883265
>>537883391
>>537882094
>Implying Gn*stor is anywhere near Fulgoat
Terr wtf are you doing. Get rid of the avafags
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:40:16 PM
No.537883339
>>537883527
>>537881846
>>537881909
>>537881965
>>537882659
>>537882940
marias / grafted can oneshot everdarks
evergaol relic is part of the set up which explains all the retarded leavers i've dealt with over the last month, and emergence of metafaggotry (like people leaving BEFORE LANDING if they don't see Noxlateo)
you didn't beat the game, you didn't even try to play the game.
and yes I do mean oneshot. enjoy the inevitable nerf.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:41:02 PM
No.537883391
>>537883717
>>537883265
Bug is a fun fight and Gnoster is cute.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:42:46 PM
No.537883506
>>537883296
Still mind broken from getting bullied here. Getting doxed here broke him
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:43:04 PM
No.537883527
>>537883724
>>537883339
no one on /erg/ does that gay day 1 noklateo farming shit
and it won't be possible in depths due to random shifting earth anyway
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:44:03 PM
No.537883590
>>537871249
Crows are better than thirdies we should promote them to human status
>>537881968
Revenant has an easy time with gaols as both pumpkin head and skeleton will stunlock most enemies that spawn in those, and also Ghostflame Explosion.
Executor with Seppuku can triple buff before opening the gaol, and also stunlock everything with roar spam if it's a gank one.
Ironeye has a good ult for clearing gaols, and mark is broken.
It's mainly Recluse and Duchess that struggle.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:46:03 PM
No.537883717
>>537883843
>>537883391
Gnoster is an annoying faggot that ruins an otherwise ok fight.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:46:09 PM
No.537883724
>>537883527
i never said they did BUT you guys have been giving me insane amount of disrespect for two weeks for having to deal with this shit myself like blaming me.
so i'm going to say this one more time, and I don't want to hear a fucking comeback.
fuck you. you know who you are, die in a fire.
cool, now we can enjoy the new game mode in a week and silksong in peace.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:47:14 PM
No.537883790
>>537884220
>>537883626
the worst fight I've ever experienced is crucible vs recluse
the shield one is super annoying because of the shield, but the fucking spear one (which should be extremely easy) is a nightmare
no matter how far away you are, if you try to slurp, you will get poked from 10 miles away
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:47:47 PM
No.537883834
>>537883765
they called link zelda one too many times and this is the result
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:47:57 PM
No.537883843
>>537884036
>>537883717
[Dusts you with lots of poison sweetly]
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:48:59 PM
No.537883909
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:49:30 PM
No.537883935
>>537881062
At least someone here knows the score
>>537882180
>>537882390
Whatever the case, it sounds retarded and not like a good idea at all
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:50:23 PM
No.537884000
>>537883296
What is terr going to do about it? Xhe a mod?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:51:03 PM
No.537884036
FSdrones really do get mad when you call out the 40 bucks DLC's reused final boss
>>537884061
it should have been "Godwyn, the nameless king", and Miquella should have been our level up girl and i'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Aight listen up bitch. This is how it is.
>Wylder: Smokey
>Raider: Salty
>Revenant: Sour
>Guardian: Spicy
>Duchess: Sweet
>Recluse: Buttery
>Executor: Umami
>Ironeye: Bitter
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:53:48 PM
No.537884220
>>537883790
Crucibles are pretty easy with Recluse, though the shield one can be annoying due to him blocking projectiles.
>but the fucking spear one (which should be extremely easy) is a nightmare
>no matter how far away you are, if you try to slurp, you will get poked from 10 miles away
It's better to stay close to them, Crucibles have long openings and won't spam their gap closer stabs if you're near.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:55:19 PM
No.537884321
>>537881706
my cute teleporting wifeβ¦
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:55:36 PM
No.537884336
>>537883765
xhe got shunned at xher discord for posting cringe and they are on a mental wellness break on 4chan
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:56:39 PM
No.537884410
>>537883765
It makes my weewee hard, and I hope it makes yours hard too, sweetie
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:56:48 PM
No.537884418
>>537885031
>>537884157
>cucked by Radahn
you're right about the minimal extra development for Godwyn that we got tho
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:56:50 PM
No.537884423
>>537884061
>>537884157
Both are true.
>>537884162
None of this is true.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:58:36 PM
No.537884550
>>537884162
all of this is true
I never turn on the news but I turned it on now and the news report was that you can apparently take body fat from some other part of the body and inject it into your cock to make it more girthy
>>537884418
It was cool how they added an post credit nod to his ending pretty much.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:05:48 PM
No.537885065
>>537885365
gg dog
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:07:31 PM
No.537885195
>>537885535
>>537885031
NR expanding on it with the fellowship was neat.
gg hotdogs grilled
our team was so strong we didn't all even need holy weapons
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:07:57 PM
No.537885241
>>537884960
Has been a thing for like 15 years now at least. Get out from under the rock.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:09:04 PM
No.537885328
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:09:11 PM
No.537885339
>>537885889
>>537885234
i didnt find a single holy weapon. ended up with 4 increased power when two handing though
>>537885234
Holy sex what's this babes name
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:11:47 PM
No.537885535
>>537895894
>>537885195
>>537885031
That's nothing, I wanted a full-blown battle against Godwyn's resurrected soul or some cool shit like that
>inb4 Godwyn's soul is dead
It can be brought back by whatever bs plot device if Miyazaki wanted, that's no excuse
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:12:11 PM
No.537885569
>>537886605
everdarks+heolstor 2/3
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:12:15 PM
No.537885573
>>537885684
>>537884960
Yes but you can potentially get an infection and have your dick chopped off if the doctor fucks it up (and thereβs a high chance they will because itβs a relatively new procedure not many have experience with)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:13:40 PM
No.537885684
>>537885573
I wasn't going to do it i already have a big dick i was just surprised this is what passes for news
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:14:01 PM
No.537885717
>>537887368
>>537884960
just use cooking oil its cheap
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:14:18 PM
No.537885738
>>537885795
>>537885365
Who got to top the duchess?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:14:56 PM
No.537885795
>>537885923
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:16:16 PM
No.537885889
>>537885339
i got 0 holy dex weapons too, but honestly if all 3 players are this competent you don't really need a nightlord weakness
>>537885341
they're from a free 50 minute puzzle game on steam, helltaker. go play it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:16:43 PM
No.537885923
>>537885795
Not only does she pines over her brother but the beast too! Scandalous. How can someone like this was made the priestess of roundtable hold.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:19:38 PM
No.537886158
>>537886380
gg adel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:22:05 PM
No.537886353
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:22:26 PM
No.537886380
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:23:04 PM
No.537886429
>>537883626
>>537882741
I had the Caligo relic on (Duchess) for the first time to test but I don't like it overall. Wastes at least one slot (likely a weapon slot, too), barely helps against the Nightlord as resistances go up.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:23:18 PM
No.537886449
>>537886303
Local doll strikes bargin.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:25:03 PM
No.537886605
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:26:09 PM
No.537886701
>>537886303
I want Bjark to gen this but with a cute bulge!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:27:32 PM
No.537886791
>>537870038
3rd one is dogshit, 2nd is perfect, 1st is ok
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:28:13 PM
No.537886857
>>537885365
this has to be tide
ONE NPC from ER and/or SOTE is brought into NR as a Nightfarer, who do you wanna see and what niche will they fill? I think Gideon would be fun as another caster type, get him back in the Roundtable slightly confused but pretending he knows what's going on.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:33:10 PM
No.537887241
>>537885341
My cocksleeves.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:33:39 PM
No.537887281
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:34:41 PM
No.537887368
>>537885717
latinx post
>>537887175
none of them
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:35:01 PM
No.537887395
>>537887562
>>537887175
thollier just so he can be even more useless but i wouldnt put it past fromslop to design an entire nightfarer around poison
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:35:08 PM
No.537887406
>>537882094
Libra >>> Gladius > Fulghor > Maris > Gnoster > Adel > Caligo
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:37:19 PM
No.537887562
>>537887395
A status heavy perfumer would be a fun idea.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:42:18 PM
No.537887935
>>537888013
>Thinking that we will get a perfumer nightfarer in the DLC
No one wants that, From will add a martial artist fists/claws user and a hot girl with unique curved sword moveset (powerstanced too)
>>537887935
Wake me up when they add a chad godskin guy with a unique curved greatsword moveset and black flame abilities
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:44:17 PM
No.537888067
>>537891542
Improved Perfuming Arts buffs perfumes other than spark aromatic
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:44:48 PM
No.537888102
OC do not steal before I get to try it:
Everdark Gnoster relic on executor
>>537887175
Rya, whips + magma, less squishy than recluse rev and ironeye, godskin strechy for her skill so more than just wylder have movement tech, ult summons her dad like messmer phase 2
passive: food effects doubled
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:47:51 PM
No.537888345
>>537888105
>her prawn/crab buffs stack up to three times
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:48:20 PM
No.537888376
>>537888013
About the background of those I'm not so sure.
For the fists user we already have Raider, so a strong highlander/bear communion user is out of the question, it will probably be something like dryleaf arts.
For the curved sword girl it's even more open, but a dancer of Ranah is probably a good guess, or something tied to the blue fairy/swordsman legend.
duchess is already my curved sword girl, and unique moveset would break the unique movesets.
do great curved instead, no one uses them except morgotts and rarely the magma one
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:55:49 PM
No.537888954
>>537888013
too cool for fromsoft they only make lame characters
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:56:10 PM
No.537888986
>>537888105
*
and flails (dlc one is serpent based)
just incase itchyzaki is here
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:00:29 PM
No.537889276
>>537889417
>>537888105
She deserves better than this dogshit you fucking cuck
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:01:45 PM
No.537889378
>>537889287
yes. can you tell why i picked executor for that one?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:02:18 PM
No.537889417
>>537889634
>>537889276
yeah well unfortunately we don't have nanotech that can make fiction real yet so she can't live with me.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:03:18 PM
No.537889496
>>537889728
>>537884162
Buttery Recluse... hot...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:05:00 PM
No.537889634
>>537889417
that won't happen but hopefully the afterlife is good and every person can bang whoever they want fictional or not (or a clone of them or whatever)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:05:48 PM
No.537889704
>>537887175
I'd like to see the Hornsent dude with abilities focused on summoning wraiths. Or also the dragon priestess as a str fth build, with a dragon transformation.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:06:08 PM
No.537889728
>>537889496
For bird claws only.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:09:40 PM
No.537890030
>>537890153
>>537888692
If the dancer's starting weapon can be powerstanced from the get go (like starscourge greatsword), it will probably be a standard curved sword
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:11:13 PM
No.537890153
>>537890285
>>537890030
i mean like how executor doesn't get serpentbone r2s because he has sekiro moves instead
imagine flowing curved sword without its r2s, pls don't make that.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:12:58 PM
No.537890285
>>537890153
Ok, then maybe giving her unique curved sword moves but only for powerstancing
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:13:26 PM
No.537890320
gg adel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:14:17 PM
No.537890402
>>537890480
gg adel, very relaxing fight
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:15:14 PM
No.537890480
>>537890402
cant believe i ever had issues with that. i feel like they could double his health and it would still be too easy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:20:39 PM
No.537890937
>>537890970
did everdarks swap? I've been seeing a lot of gg adel today, is it Gladius + Adel?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:21:06 PM
No.537890970
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:22:49 PM
No.537891112
>>537889287
Based and wholly true.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:24:05 PM
No.537891235
>>537891458
>>537888692
Curved Greatswords are one of the best PVE weapon types in terms of moveset.
Probably one of the best candidates for the weapon type swapping relics, since Bloodhound Fang turns bosses into a joke, and all purples and legendaries are good.
We need a Flail or Whip character so those dogshit weapon classes can become usable.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:26:02 PM
No.537891410
great katana guy with the dlc. it will happen.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:26:30 PM
No.537891446
need serpent flail/boom hammer
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:26:39 PM
No.537891458
>>537891570
>>537891235
>We need a Flail or Whip character so those dogshit weapon classes can become usable.
braid is at least OP as hell
flails still suck though. sadge
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:26:53 PM
No.537891479
>>537891382
You should get skinned alive.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:27:30 PM
No.537891542
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:27:40 PM
No.537891561
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:27:45 PM
No.537891570
>>537891797
>>537891458
>braid is at least OP as hell
Just for skill spamming.
Nobody uses the actual moveset of whips, they need to get the Ironeye bow treatment.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:29:44 PM
No.537891751
one last run until funny bug game is out
join up
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:30:03 PM
No.537891776
>>537894430
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:30:06 PM
No.537891780
>>537892052
2/3 queue
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:30:16 PM
No.537891797
>>537891570
the whole reason they get dog for ashes of war is that chain/string type weapons in games are harder to animate. its also more complex in VR too, they still haven't solved wrapping around something and pull for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ6tmZUfM6w
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:32:43 PM
No.537892052
>>537892132
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:33:19 PM
No.537892113
>>537860784
I've tried but KBM and controller and I've found KBM to be much easier and more reliable.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:33:29 PM
No.537892132
>>537892219
>>537892052
That just means they found a third, you were too slow.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:34:25 PM
No.537892219
>>537892132
if they did they would have said so
either xe is lying or theres a blockfag in the queue
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:41:24 PM
No.537892885
>>537894535
>libra reading all the seething posts about him
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:43:51 PM
No.537893130
>>537893565
gg adel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:45:00 PM
No.537893238
first time dog fox 1/3
my opinion, the everdark libra shouldn't have the condemned, it should've been as easy as a few more moves and it'd been the perfect nightlord
the condemned is a fun idea, but it should've been added to the field Libra, like if you hit him he summons the condemned and dips
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:48:24 PM
No.537893565
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:55:05 PM
No.537894195
>>537893289
killing them should damage him like augur jellyfish, and he shouldn't resummon like an average dark souls 3 host either.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:55:09 PM
No.537894205
gg 3dog
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:56:29 PM
No.537894320
>>537871405
I fell asleep! And I did get a few runs in against Caligo.
I lost them all lol. Uh oh Iβm badβ¦
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:56:42 PM
No.537894348
>>537898864
>>537893289
They wanted you to be able to apply madness, which only works against player models, so the same weapons you bring to his fight would work on his summons.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:57:42 PM
No.537894430
>>537891776
how i feel when jumping into the air and casting placidusax laser beams
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:58:45 PM
No.537894535
>>537894703
>>537892885
>Libra also having to read me thirstfully talk about his cock every other thread
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:00:46 PM
No.537894703
>>537894535
stupid gayfag
Libra as a girl with big yellow breasts.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:01:27 PM
No.537894773
>>537900743
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:02:55 PM
No.537894910
>>537895262
>>537894704
yellow as in asian, or yellow as in literally the color yellow
sorry, anons, silksong is out, I'm out
see you in a week
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:05:12 PM
No.537895139
>>537895416
>>537894970
if only i could fucking buy it
shit just went down instantly
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:06:26 PM
No.537895262
>>537894910
Yellow to match his(her in this scenario) eyes.
>>537895139
>mfw I'm going to pirate it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:09:14 PM
No.537895545
>>537897785
>>537895416
well, it's already out on pirate sites
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:10:00 PM
No.537895615
Only Revenant mains pirate.
Good work putting down that lizard, Buff Boys.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:12:15 PM
No.537895809
>>537896165
>>537894970
rip AAA studios
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:12:36 PM
No.537895845
>>537895713
ggs thanks for dropping me that mohg spear i got shit drops the whole run
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:12:47 PM
No.537895861
>>537895713
bit laggy for me but gg
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:13:07 PM
No.537895894
>>537885535
You get that if you attack fia when shes by godwyn. Yes, that's his full power and might now you dont think it's cool you arent a Godwyn fan.
>>537895809
>bro did you saw!? these hundreds of random indie slop games just delayed their releases! it's industry shattering bro PLEASE BUY IT BRO PLEASE SAAR REDEEM IT SAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:16:43 PM
No.537896228
>>537896165
i mean it crashed steam so it's doing something right
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:18:53 PM
No.537896441
>>537896165
You aren't well.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:19:21 PM
No.537896490
>>537896165
malding non gamer, dont care.
You are going to buy it... right?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:22:20 PM
No.537896749
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:22:26 PM
No.537896760
>>537897298
>>537896649
Its very cute, but I dont really buy merch. Its just clutter that makes it harder to clean your house around it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:27:30 PM
No.537897242
>>537896649
No. I don't buy merchandise unless it's clothing or posters. I don't need to become a hoarder...again...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:27:51 PM
No.537897279
>>537896649
No dragon school ? No buy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:28:10 PM
No.537897298
>>537896760
show us your living room
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:29:02 PM
No.537897375
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:32:56 PM
No.537897785
>>537898057
>>537895545
>>537895416
actually it's kinda cheap I might buy it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:33:52 PM
No.537897887
yeah fuck this it's literally not letting me buy the game at all
just gonna queue up for a run and hope it works after
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:34:36 PM
No.537897965
>>537898507
>>537897638
>When you see the Duchess running to the rise before you and you just KNOW she's gonna take all the starlight shards
>>537897785
be sure to use GOG, not only is it more reliable right now but you also actually own the game DRM free without Steam's jew practices
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:35:56 PM
No.537898102
>>537898281
>>537897638
I thought this would be porn
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:37:39 PM
No.537898276
>a connection error occured after loading into a match
i'm going to fucking break something.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:37:43 PM
No.537898281
>>537898102
Poor nona thought he had something to stroke to.
>sad half erection noises
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:37:48 PM
No.537898293
uhh what happen, got network error and then it say session end.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:38:05 PM
No.537898323
>>537898502
Fix your damn game. Tired of crashing after the load screen.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:38:05 PM
No.537898325
>I think it would benefit me greatly to go to a mine
NO HOW DARE YOU GO TO A MINE? YOU'RE DELAYING OUR GAOLS
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:38:13 PM
No.537898338
>>537898057
it's also half the price on GOG for some reason, cheaper than new vegas on sale. what the fuck?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:39:55 PM
No.537898485
Imma fucking Morb
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:40:10 PM
No.537898502
>>537898323
you got a crash again?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:40:15 PM
No.537898507
>>537898995
>>537897965
ye and all ur seals too lol
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:41:46 PM
No.537898650
>>537898881
i blame silksong for all these connection issues
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:43:31 PM
No.537898802
oo ee oo aaa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:44:04 PM
No.537898864
>>537899405
>>537894348
Ok so 10% of the runs the fight will work as designed because there are fucking two madness weapons.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:44:15 PM
No.537898881
>>537898953
>>537898650
it might unironically be the cause. got connection error twice in a row
we're 2/3 right now, surely it won't crash a third time right!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:44:55 PM
No.537898953
>>537899563
>>537898881
should i get it though i haven't even finished the first game and i get issues adding it to cart
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:45:22 PM
No.537898995
>>537899458
>>537898507
OMG yes watching Duchess have a purple flame of frenzy seal she used once and never again just sitting in her inventory while I have only like rejection and wrath of gold making me seethe all game.
>I have a B in Faith!
It's like when I see Revenants keep the moon staff when I'm playing Recluse
>I have a B in Intelligence!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:45:30 PM
No.537899010
>>537899563
Guess im just not playing anymore today
NOOOOOOOOO IT CRASHED FOR A THIRD TIME
dude silksong is raping literally all of the steam servers not just the store one, fucking hell
>>537899093
ye look at this shit man
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:48:11 PM
No.537899261
>>537899172
I literally can't open steam because it errors on login, wtf
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:48:51 PM
No.537899324
>>537899093
skimming through /v/ it looks like a shit show, people saying it isnt on the PS store and should be, it isnt on xbox gamepass and should be, steams fucked, and the only thing working atm with it is GoG
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:48:58 PM
No.537899337
>>537899172
forget the store, no one can even get in a multiplayer game. it's all fucked
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:49:36 PM
No.537899396
GGigadel
Damn shame Wylder got Dcd' and did we bleed that poor castle boss 5-6 times?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:49:38 PM
No.537899405
>>537898864
It always works as designed, you just didnt understand me.
>>537898995
Don't worry, once the Depths releases Duchess will be a better Incantations caster than Revenant.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:50:59 PM
No.537899563
>>537899010
yeah i stopped too, just gonna play some ds2 instead
>>537898953
you should probably finish the first game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:51:13 PM
No.537899592
guess I'll just play turret girls or darkest dungeon 2 until this shit is fixed
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:51:34 PM
No.537899629
>>537900436
>>537899093
This is actually fucking hilarious. I never got into metroidvania games personally, but the fact that an indie game is doing this is kind of crazy. It really puts shit like the "pokemon killer" Palworld in perspective. No wonder they're onlt charging $20, they're going to sell 7 billion copies.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:52:16 PM
No.537899704
>>537887175
Our fucking guy Thops. He'll be like the shittiest combination of Guardian and Recluse and suck complete ass and I'd still rep him.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:53:42 PM
No.537899835
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction
yea this is wild
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:56:04 PM
No.537900068
>>537887175
The Albanauric Woman. She'd be a greatbow user for slower but stronger ranged damage than Ironeye. They could lean in to her lack of working legs to give her shit mobility so she doesn't just use a high Str colossal and sticks to great bows. Her ult could be mounting the wolf.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:56:05 PM
No.537900071
>>537904593
>>537899458
If that's true at least I'm ready.
>Captcha 2GAYK
>I can't do that right now, I'm too gay k?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:57:00 PM
No.537900169
I was about to queue but I see GOD song is raping the servers, guess i'll wait
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:58:06 PM
No.537900281
>>537900580
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:59:23 PM
No.537900402
>>537900953
I play wylder as a faith caster so when I play with a revenant I make sure to run ahead of the revenant so I can take all the seals before the revenant takes them. After all I won't be getting any seals as drops so I need them more than the revenant does.
I also need the starlight shards more.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:59:48 PM
No.537900436
>>537902008
>>537899629
if you like souls games metroidvania games should up your alley
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:01:13 PM
No.537900580
>>537901478
>>537900281
>The Night hungers, unrelenting in its grasp.
>Yet, a flicker of hope shimmers within the encroaching dark.
I think it's more of a hint toward the new nightfarers, but I do want a new shifting earth
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:02:50 PM
No.537900743
>>537901049
>>537891382
God thatβs hot
>>537894704
Gross
>>537894773
Based Jack poster
>>537900402
Yeah but it's okay when you do it because Wylder is so cute omg he's so perfect...Oh Wylder I can't wait to have your babies...I mean babies, I mean babies, sorry, I mean babies, I mean...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:05:43 PM
No.537901049
>>537900743
>>537900953
pry your eyes out with a spoon worthless faggot
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:07:28 PM
No.537901219
>>537901954
>>537900953
True, it's okay when I do it as wylder or guardian because us male casters need all the help we can get.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:10:08 PM
No.537901478
>>537902081
>>537900580
Adjusted gamma to see the below part of the image, kinda reminds me of the spirit shelter hand-like shapes in night 3
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:13:04 PM
No.537901747
>>537894970
Lol only a week? So this is the power of shitsongβ¦
>>537896165
Damn you struck a lot of nerves with one post
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:14:41 PM
No.537901913
>>537905518
>>537857676
No more worlds like this
No more days like that
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:15:02 PM
No.537901954
>>537902610
>>537901219
Nice try slipping Guardian in there. Wylder gets a pass, Guardian doesn't. Not until depths.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:15:09 PM
No.537901962
>>537902332
is libra silksong still causing server issues
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:15:35 PM
No.537902008
>>537902417
>>537898057
What the hell do you mean by that how do you not own the game on steam
>>537900436
Itβs not because I like those things and donβt like it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:16:22 PM
No.537902081
>>537901478
reminds me of dried liver
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:18:49 PM
No.537902332
>>537901962
Yes, I'm only getting connection errors.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:19:36 PM
No.537902417
>>537902008
steam has drm on all their games, you need to have steam to play them, and steam has pulled games from their store and even made them unavailable from your own library
sure, they're not as bad as other companies, but they're not angels, they're also greedy and so the same bullshit other do
gog is the closest thing you have to a digital dvd release as their installer is completely separate from the store, you can put it in a usb and install the game anywhere with no restrictions nor account
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:21:16 PM
No.537902564
>>537902601
why did yys leave even doe theres thousands of us
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:21:38 PM
No.537902601
>>537902564
cuz ur a faggot
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:21:47 PM
No.537902610
>>537902910
>>537901954
Guardian gets a pass
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:21:50 PM
No.537902613
steam is getting melted by silksong sales loooooool
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:23:47 PM
No.537902813
>steam goes to shit as soon as im done playing
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:24:48 PM
No.537902910
>>537902610
If you're a sister then I'll agree with you, but only because you're a sister and I love you and support you and have your back always, but if you're a Guardian main in disguise...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:26:00 PM
No.537903016
>>537903156
perpetual 2/3
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:27:12 PM
No.537903137
>>537860548
You're better off alone
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:27:23 PM
No.537903156
>>537903391
>>537903016
nigga the servers are broken go do something else
Are Hollow Knight fans really going to be okay with just more of the same? Reviews are about to be a complete copefest,
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:29:29 PM
No.537903348
>>537903318
worked for dark souls
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:29:53 PM
No.537903391
>>537903156
guess ill just play with myself
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:30:11 PM
No.537903418
>>537903873
>>537903318
>(((reviews)))
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:30:50 PM
No.537903473
>>537903318
>second game in the series
>last game was 8 years ago
they'll be fine
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:32:03 PM
No.537903604
>>537903318
That's what people want. They want something familiar, but more of it.
Why do people play Guardian and then just powerstance their weapons larping as discount raider?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:34:31 PM
No.537903842
Bird deployed ...
>pic rel the time we're gonna have together
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:34:53 PM
No.537903873
>>537904125
>>537903418
Mysterious post with little to no meaning
I'm hungry
nightfarers for this feel?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:35:43 PM
No.537903969
>>537903695
The pstance halberd moveset is absolutely kino, I've done multiple base ER runs with it. On guardian though? Mental illness.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:36:07 PM
No.537904007
>>537904125
>>537903695
It's the most effective way to play Guardian
>b-b-but you're literally just a raider but worse!
Yes, the most effective Guardian is just a worse Raider.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:37:22 PM
No.537904125
>>537904487
>>537903873
Some of this but I think it'll be organically alright as "organically" alright as elden ring and surrounding ip has been
>>537904007
Its most definitely 2 handing CR2 with the relic unless you drop the halberd for a good aow or gold tier weapon that does much the same ...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:37:31 PM
No.537904138
>>537903318
>reviews
nigga the game has been out for like an hour
>>537903934
Duchess.
I'm going to order some burger king for dinner probably.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:39:27 PM
No.537904317
>>537903695
With his skills itβs honestly more fun
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:40:24 PM
No.537904412
>>537904275
>amerimutt sloppa
never ever
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:41:02 PM
No.537904487
>>537910568
>>537904125
>2 handing CR2
Isn't one handing CR2 better since 2h is too slow and whirlwind's posture/damage is same either way?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:41:16 PM
No.537904513
>>537903695
My guess is people like doing it because he still has a B in strength, meaning the weapons do good enough damage. We're not in depths yet so everything dies pretty easily still. Then more importantly, they have his ultimate to save the run easier and his skill is really good on trash. Also you can still carry a greatshield with you if you ever want to swap back to his blocking playstyle.
>>537903934
omg me too. I've been dieting and I'm dying. I'm so hungry I just want to eat everything...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:42:07 PM
No.537904593
>>537905128
>>537900071
The only real disadvantage will be needing to find both the relic that makes seals drop more often from crystal rewards, and the stat swap that increases Duchess' FTH.
Other than that, she has a better dodge, more cast speed, more HP, better melee stats, and most important, Restage which is self-explanatory.
>>537904275
Why did nobody tell me what a dps monster duchess is? I love a woman that can handle herself.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:47:32 PM
No.537905128
>>537905491
>>537904593
Duchess has a lot of great stuff about her kit, it's why she's my co-main. Still, Rev claws for revives will be nice in depths and her ultimate will be great for both surviving and reviving. Of course this is assuming I can live lol. But you know what? I've got THIS relic to help. Cross arm block!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:47:50 PM
No.537905158
>>537904275
post your dindins when it arrives, fatty
Game really wants me to play Revenant, this is second time I got this relic except instead of holy it had evergaol. Shame both times red.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:50:59 PM
No.537905491
>>537905564
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:51:18 PM
No.537905518
>>537901913
I wish the whole world would be like that
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:51:44 PM
No.537905564
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:51:54 PM
No.537905572
>>537904650
because majority of players dont know how to use duchess, she has the highest skill ceiling
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:52:05 PM
No.537905594
>>537905990
>>537905289
holy doll is good and easy to play.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:52:15 PM
No.537905612
>>537904650
ive been telling you guys about the rally successive attack heal and negate strat for weeks.
>>537905289
Holy is overrated, the most common damage type among incants is fire by far. There are only two guaranteed holy spells on seals (Erdtree - Wrath, Golden Order - Discus) and one of them sucks (Wrath). If you can get Discus or Elden Stars it's great but that doesn't always happen.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:56:01 PM
No.537905990
>>537906610
>>537905594
I get discus and triple discus like once every 30 runs as Revenant.
>Libra gone away
>Still haven't (legitimately) beat him once
I think I'm not very good at this game bros
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:58:55 PM
No.537906290
gg hotdog
golden order + sacred relic greatsword and the knowledge above all holy debuff was a broken combo
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:01:09 PM
No.537906535
Are steam servers fucked or can you play? :wilted_rose:
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:01:13 PM
No.537906541
>>537907093
>>537905946
This. Fire buffs fire spells, giant spells, madness spells and black flame spells.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:01:52 PM
No.537906610
>>537905990
yeah it do be like that sometimes. 10+ seals drop in a run and you may still get nothing.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:02:41 PM
No.537906702
Why does it feel like the magic damage type is so bad in nightreign?
>>537905946
how do holy weapons/skills work on rev
like halo scythe
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:05:17 PM
No.537906958
>>537908326
2/3 last 3 bosses and libra
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:06:20 PM
No.537907062
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:06:35 PM
No.537907093
>>537908047
>>537906541
Mohg's Blood spells also do fire damage and the Dragon Communion spells are predominately fire too.
>>537906726
Most of them are pretty bad on Revenant since their faith scaling got gutted. Additionally, a lot of skills which used to scale off of Faith only (like SRS Wave of Gold) got changed to scale based off of total AR. The only ones that are still good on Rev are Cipher Pata and Coded Sword which have S faith scaling.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:06:57 PM
No.537907134
>>537906281
he's been shadow nerfed so you're never going to be able to beat him anyway
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:09:49 PM
No.537907428
>>537906726
Kinda meh. Here is dmg comparison with no relic equipped.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:10:01 PM
No.537907448
i hate wageslaving
i just want to play elden ring
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:12:53 PM
No.537907714
>>537908335
>>537904650
Duchess is a black man with the darkwraith skin
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:16:18 PM
No.537908047
>>537907093
Damn youβre right itβs like 90% fire
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:17:06 PM
No.537908114
>>537908401
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:18:25 PM
No.537908251
>>537906726
Halo scythe is okay on Revenant simply because of her fat FP pool compared to the non casters, but it ain't great. You'll get way more total damage out of it than, say, Executor, but you're doing like 75% of his damage per disc at best.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:19:02 PM
No.537908326
>>537908143
>>537906958
Fine, I wanted to play something else
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:19:11 PM
No.537908335
>>537910680
>>537907714
You mean the model under the armor?
>>537908114
I hate him because he should be hot but his helmet and plume are so fucking ugly I just canβt
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:20:01 PM
No.537908426
is it safe to queue now
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:21:33 PM
No.537908554
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:21:33 PM
No.537908557
>>537908809
>>537908401
>his helmet and plume are so fucking ugly
and thats a good thing
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:22:25 PM
No.537908661
>>537908809
>>537908401
>he should be hot
Why
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:22:44 PM
No.537908684
I'm making a greatmace for Guardian
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:23:56 PM
No.537908809
>>537908868
>>537908557
Ew
>>537908661
Centaurs and Minotaurs are super hot
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:24:46 PM
No.537908868
>>537909747
>>537908809
Oh you're just one of those people
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:25:44 PM
No.537908968
>>537899458
Ascension clears will be too easy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:31:53 PM
No.537909596
>>537906281
Play enough and you'll eventually get a grafted for a free win
>>537908868
When I get to the end of a labyrinth I expect to meet my husband
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:37:37 PM
No.537910121
pls queue (both EDs), just finished wageslaving for today
>>537909747
you need to get knotted by gladius
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:41:32 PM
No.537910528
>>537903318
Hollow redditors will lap up any slop theyβre given because theyβre the gamer equivalent of a bitch in heat and have been cock starved for nearly a decade
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:41:36 PM
No.537910539
>>537910695
i'm about to queue
if you don't want to play with me, you shouldn't queue
btw my name is [redacted]
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:41:55 PM
No.537910568
>>537910908
>>537904487
idk I like 2hing it better the distance you travel when attacking is a bit better and so is the range, also cr2 can get successive attack modifiers going fairly dependably which is nice
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:43:03 PM
No.537910680
>>537908335
donβt respond to shitposts
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:43:11 PM
No.537910695
>>537910539
my game CTD'd again
i am rejoining
idk why it does this i've reinstalled it recently as well as updated all of my drivers
>>537910568
this was a nice ult, I heard the squawk and knew that it's time to go aggro
ggs duch & guard
>>537910160
Yesss hnnnng~ The other 2 nightfarers watching me take it allβ¦3 dogs panting in my ear with the sword on my neck ready to cut me if I donβt let it happenβ¦
>>537909747
You'll get raped by a huge dirty and monstrous half-beast man who won't even give you pleasure, he'll just stick his giant unwashed cock in your asshole, pump twice and cum, leaving you unsatisifed and prolapsed. Enjoy your "husband".
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:49:41 PM
No.537911330
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:51:27 PM
No.537911523
Silksong is kinda cool but I could join you guys if you want
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:51:31 PM
No.537911529
>>537919309
>>537910908
People who only see damage numbers cannot comprehend how much the guardian benefited the team here.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:52:38 PM
No.537911646
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:53:02 PM
No.537911680
>>537911065
Ayyo lewd what the fuck
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:53:16 PM
No.537911704
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:53:23 PM
No.537911716
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:55:35 PM
No.537911972
and just like that with a dupe sacred relic sword noxlater run, with randoms, I have 100%ed the game (idc about remembrances anymore) ggs see you in a week
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:56:40 PM
No.537912082
gg adel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:57:05 PM
No.537912127
gg gigadel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:57:13 PM
No.537912152
gg you two, game REALLY wanted me to use charged sorceries
Imagine a centaur and a mermaid together. Could their kids end up coming out just regular people?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:58:42 PM
No.537912310
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:58:51 PM
No.537912326
>>537912196
You're a fucking idiot for multiple reasons.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:00:28 PM
No.537912479
>>537912546
finally managed to buy and install silksong
cya in a week suckers
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:01:08 PM
No.537912546
>>537912479
ye can't believe it took that long to go thru
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:01:30 PM
No.537912582
>>537915891
>>537911052
you're doing a valuable service keeping his 3 massive dog dicks busy while your teammates do damage
If you don't find anomalies, do not turn back.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:03:01 PM
No.537912752
>>537912640
pshhhh i can parkour over him ez
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:03:09 PM
No.537912762
>>537912196
No you just get a quinotaur
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:04:02 PM
No.537912865
>>537912640
Psh nothing personal kid.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:05:05 PM
No.537912979
can't wait for 9/11 bros
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:05:37 PM
No.537913028
>carry randoms thru giga adel
pretty fun honestly. been a while since i did a run with randoms. dont think i want to press my luck with gladius though
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:09:57 PM
No.537913546
>>537914154
I wanted to practice Heolstor and found one of the silliest teams ever:
>Wylder pings the forest gaol level 2, I ignore that and go find my staves
>Ironeye follows him, they die to the boss nearby I guess
>The rest of the run is OK, Wylder spams ping but we just ignore some of the calls
>Wylder gets grafted and Marais (obv he had Noklateo on, I doubt it was the other guy)
>stays in the rain to farm
>I stay too, try to revive him when he expectedly dies
>at this moment Ironeye pushes the door button
>I have no flasks and no way to level, Wylder and I are both dead
>Wylder keeps spamming ping
>salty Ironeye solos phase 1, dies in phase 2
>Noklateo save us, I have no heals
>Ironeye stops attacking when Wylder is up
>Wending grace revives me and Ironeye, we kill the boss
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:12:22 PM
No.537913835
>>537914118
>Don't follow retards into Noklateo day 1
>They both quit by mid day 2
>Kill hotdog solo
Why are retards like this?
cant connect back, thanks silksong
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:14:06 PM
No.537914028
>>537913856
executor? Same...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:15:00 PM
No.537914118
>>537913835
you can tell they are just low iqs who are demanding the instant dopamine release of a gold orb they wont be able to even use until halfway thru day 2 since they dont kill anything
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:15:16 PM
No.537914154
>>537914565
>>537913546
did he dupe the grafted and marais
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:16:17 PM
No.537914257
I just want to go home and skong
why is some literally who macromedia flash game crashing steam?
>>537914418
Activate your windows.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:18:56 PM
No.537914565
>>537914154
of course not, he also refused to pick up Marika's hammer from me and discarded / didn't pick up anything except 3 op weapons. Heolstor queue on PSN is almost all new people I think, most of them have terrible relics
>>537914513
>>537914418
this is like the white people version of beeping fire alarm
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:19:15 PM
No.537914608
>>537914418
gg thanks for the black knife, got nothing during the run for holy damage
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:19:29 PM
No.537914637
>>537915616
>>537914283
dead internet theory? idk man
>>537914513
>>537914594
I literally just did. I was waiting for the match to end. It popped up mid-fight.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:20:07 PM
No.537914707
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:20:39 PM
No.537914778
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:21:12 PM
No.537914841
no erectile dysfunction fulghor?
why
>>537912196
yeah, or you get a seahorse.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:23:10 PM
No.537915071
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:24:47 PM
No.537915245
network error gay
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:24:53 PM
No.537915260
>solo Fulghor
>no lightning camps, no lightning drops
>no money at the merchant who had a lightning straight sword
>Fulghot decides to spam his power up
>entire fight is me on the ground, rekt by the spears
and I still won, but it was the most unfun stuff ever
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:25:20 PM
No.537915312
just lost connection to steam and the session dropped
>>537914283
Deltarune crashed steam too and it wasn't that big either and because both didn't add pre orders and were insanely shilled despite being mediocre games. The "hype" feels really inorganic
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:25:32 PM
No.537915342
its back come back dog
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:27:57 PM
No.537915616
>>537915705
>>537914283
>>537914637
>>537915325
It was the most wishlisted game on steam of all time.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:28:49 PM
No.537915705
>>537915616
wishlist this bussy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:29:23 PM
No.537915748
>>537916232
Did the fromsoft servers just explode
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:30:23 PM
No.537915867
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:30:35 PM
No.537915891
>>537916063
>>537911065
Are you trying to turn me on? Because you succeeded. My dirty rapey husband...Minotaur nightlord when?
>>537912582
Thank you! You see, even casters can be tanks. I've got damage and poise boosted when I take damage on my relics so I'm ready to go all night.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:30:50 PM
No.537915915
>>537916091
why is gaben too cheap to add more RAM to steam?
Why haven't they brought back Taurus and Capra demons?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:32:01 PM
No.537916063
>>537915891
shit yourself and die troonoid
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:32:14 PM
No.537916091
>>537915915
Back in the day you could just download more from pirate bay. Now you have to pay AWS.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:32:22 PM
No.537916106
2/3 dog
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:32:47 PM
No.537916158
NETWORK ERRORRRRRRRRR
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:33:03 PM
No.537916194
>>537916497
How come all solo players always get to lvl15 and I only hit the softcap?
Is it because I'm playing Duchess and using time to look for staves etc or am i just too slow?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:33:24 PM
No.537916228
>>537915982
but the Erdtree Avatar and Leonine misbegotten are in the game?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:33:26 PM
No.537916232
>>537915748
no, its the internet itself bro, silksong is literally melting the internet.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:33:49 PM
No.537916276
2/3 adel
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:34:23 PM
No.537916341
>I am always ready to fight.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:34:57 PM
No.537916405
>>537915982
they're waiting for really really dark 3bra
good rally dawg gg
hopefully our boy didn't get hit by a typhoon or something ...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:35:21 PM
No.537916445
fingers crossed this session doesn't die on us
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:35:33 PM
No.537916463
>>537916941
>>537916424
gg, we got there in the end after the disconnects lmao
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:35:54 PM
No.537916497
>>537917107
>>537916194
are you buying stuff?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:36:30 PM
No.537916567
why is terr ddsging the servers
Do you think he's doing alright
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:37:14 PM
No.537916634
rip wouldn't let me back in the session
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:38:01 PM
No.537916717
>>537916629
damn, they're eating good
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:38:08 PM
No.537916730
>>537917714
>tfw no ironeye bf(female)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:38:19 PM
No.537916746
>>537918397
>>537916629
ummm doomxisters???? our response?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:38:43 PM
No.537916786
>>537918397
>>537916629
all of /v/ is malding right now like they proc'd madness, its glorious. imagine being triggered by a fucking indie game lmao
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:39:52 PM
No.537916902
>>537917140
>>537916629
If you take away all the Chinese players, that's -1,407,798,735 remaining actual players.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:40:10 PM
No.537916941
>>537917109
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:41:19 PM
No.537917058
>>537918397
malding AAA corpos malding about an indie game in this thread loooooool
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:41:46 PM
No.537917107
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:41:50 PM
No.537917109
>>537916941
yeah, it's not good to que now apparently
It initially told me that I can't reconnect but I tried again and it let me
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:42:03 PM
No.537917140
>>537916902
you seem upset
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:42:50 PM
No.537917230
>>537917286
Is silk song better than this game?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:42:58 PM
No.537917241
>>537916629
Yeah, you showed you're still thinking about him days later and care about what he says and thinks. So he won't. Try to be less obsessive in the future.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:43:22 PM
No.537917286
>>537917230
Of course. That's why it has morbillion players.
Eldenslopbros... we're going to get mogged by Silksong.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:45:29 PM
No.537917516
>>537917739
why are hollow troons spamming this thread?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:47:06 PM
No.537917696
>>537919923
chudsisters....our response?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:47:12 PM
No.537917705
>>537917314
you guys should have queued more. its too late now.
>>537916730
>Every cis girl I've seen play this game plays Ironeye
>Roommate exclusively plays Ironeye
Every Ironeye you see has a high chance of being a woman, so flirt with them anon.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:47:27 PM
No.537917739
>>537917516
Fromslop is still the undisputed king of souls so they feel like we need to validate them
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:48:59 PM
No.537917923
Canβt wait for depths to release and finally kill this game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:49:20 PM
No.537917960
>>537917714
this and raider
>>537914513
>>537914594
you said that already and itβs still not funny
>>537914882
shoo warm piss faggot
>>537914283
>>537915325
true but also cope
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:51:55 PM
No.537918224
I'm stuck at 1/3 I guess none of you are playing.
Anyway what's up with this hollow night silk song? That's it about?
>>537918079
seething dsg refuge kek
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:52:35 PM
No.537918295
>>537918482
>>537918225
You seem upset.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:52:37 PM
No.537918301
>>537903695
They think it's better than playing him properly.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:52:51 PM
No.537918323
>>537917975
I actually laughed at the last Raider. Lmao. Perfect.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:53:29 PM
No.537918397
>>537916629
>>537916746
>>537916786
>>537917058
>>537917314
Holy tuck. Talk about an absolute ass ripping. From just lost to THIS.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:54:11 PM
No.537918482
>>537918595
>>537918295
Looks like I hit a sour spot right on the head
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:55:07 PM
No.537918595
>>537918482
>troon melty
kino
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:55:07 PM
No.537918598
>>537918225
Mad because itβs true.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:55:21 PM
No.537918620
>>537912640
yep, nothing to see here! *turns 360 degrees and walks away*
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:56:29 PM
No.537918743
>>537917975
I am CRYING. The little woosh noise as he disappears, it's killing me. Raider does Duchess ult even better than her.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:57:59 PM
No.537918909
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:00:07 PM
No.537919138
>>537921252
>>537917714
d-do you have a female roommate?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:01:31 PM
No.537919309
>>537911529
It was a solid 8000+ dmg window with duchess' restage
Fuck. Nice try, Revenant...
>>537919319
gg, sorry completely jobbed
ran out of healing then everything one shot me
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:04:27 PM
No.537919626
>>537919920
>>537919319
>>537919462
>losing with EDs this easy
steamies? for the blocklist
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:04:58 PM
No.537919679
>>537919462
You can avoid one shots by equiping vigor and +maximum health relics.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:07:07 PM
No.537919920
>>537919626
It's ShiftyDuck for sure
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:07:07 PM
No.537919923
>>537917696
that is good news anon, it means that fromsoft is still a niche developer untouched by the normies
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:08:17 PM
No.537920065
>>537920176
gg guardian
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:08:56 PM
No.537920137
gg 439 on the marais sword
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:09:17 PM
No.537920170
gg bell bearing pepe
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:09:20 PM
No.537920176
>>537923563
>>537920065
gg greatbow raider bro. Didn't expect our greatbow combo to work this well against adel desu.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:09:34 PM
No.537920207
>>537922317
>>537918079
>shoo warm piss faggot
no, no I don't think I will
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:10:14 PM
No.537920272
>>537921925
gg adel rev and wylder
bosses literally melting left and right, insane run
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:11:05 PM
No.537920367
alright I guess I'll play it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:11:34 PM
No.537920417
next time i get marais sword im running out of rot woods and going from poi to poi. sorry cute revissies
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:16:39 PM
No.537920982
>>537921510
Shifting Earth Ringed City when?
>>537919138
I do. She's my ex. We still do lots of gay things like sleep together naked and play video games together. We even duo'd nightreign. She has like 200 games on Ironeye and everyone else is maybe 5-15. Ironeye is girl class.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:21:08 PM
No.537921510
>>537920982
the dsg seethe would be glorious
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:24:44 PM
No.537921925
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:25:30 PM
No.537922014
>>537896649
no.
but i would buy a Recluse plushie.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:28:13 PM
No.537922317
>>537920207
fine you asked for it *pisses warm piss on you*
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:28:40 PM
No.537922368
>>537921252
oh you're a foid, makes sense
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:29:17 PM
No.537922437
>>537922541
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:30:12 PM
No.537922541
>>537922437
fear not, ladies, for a Guardianβ’ has entered the queue...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:30:13 PM
No.537922546
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:38:54 PM
No.537923563
>>537920176
everything works against adel because hes piss easy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:53:05 PM
No.537925160
>>537921252
Dyke or trans?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:33:03 PM
No.537935931
>>537936623
>>537875169
Watch extremist when he plays
T. EXTREMIST
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:39:29 PM
No.537936623
>>537939075
>>537935931
Dunno if you're joking or not. But I actually looked for you and couldn't find anyone by that name who is associated with Night Reign. Too generic of a name. Google searches are crowded by news stories of extremist gamers.
I searched extremist on twitch, but the top 6 or so profiles haven't played Nightreign as far as I can tell.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:02:24 PM
No.537939075
>>537936623
It'll be yungscrill69 on twitch also I'm at work on the tablet