Thread 537888864

CP_Bikinibottom Edition

>News
Summer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=249054
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SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318

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>Previous Thread
>>537562373

Non Eceleb Thread, yep i'm picking this one.

I like this thread.

3 NIGAS
ON CART

>>537889425
Qtpie

I'm thinking I might play Team Fortress 2 today

>>537889256
What's with this places obsession with celebs? Was it always this bad?

>>537889754
Welcome back king, may you frag out on this wonderful thursday.

>>53788975
wait what happened to you

>>537889754
wait what happened to you

>Finally get to play yesterday after college has been hammering my asshole
>every lobby is a stomp

>>537889931
If I play solo, frags are guaranteed. If I play with friend(s), I'm assisting out with one arrow or ubersaw kill here and there

>>537889941
>>537890071
https://youtu.be/CfW-MPUjC_0

I forgot my 4chan password. I'm back now

>>537890242
Someone kept circulating your twitch stream saying you got banned for gore, do you want to address that or resend like it was a justified temp ban

>>537890312
Just watch it again in case you forgot that I already explained it. Or tune into twitch later today and I'm sure I'll answer it if you ask there

>>537890208
trick is to just server hop until it's a relatively balanced match m8

>>537890474
I would but honestly I'm just not a big fan of watching people play TF2.

>>537890917
It's really just a small group of obsessed losers spamming

>>537890312
>>537890474
And if you were just feigning interest just to watch the video that got me banned, you can visit /gif/ and search the catalog for the rekt thread. It's in there

>>537890708
Neither am I. The people on Twitch are unbearable cunts. Some are okay, but the vast majority are unoriginal gen z humor. "x Gaming" this, "The fortress of teams" that. Unironic vtubers and pngtubers. Lame ass MvM grinds, 2fort slogs, and boring pugs and scrims. All in all, they're all devoid of personality and charm. That's where I come in to be different than all those other cunts

>>537891337
the issue with most tf2 streamers is also that theyre not nearly as entertaining or good enough; and yeah as you stated pugs arent very fun to watch

>>537890620
probably just going to play deadlock with friends until they get bored of that and go back to tf2

>>537891578
My gameplay isn't very entertaining. Woah, this guy is healing people or whacking away at his buildings. There's a little more pizzazz when I'm playing Pyro and Det jumping across the map. I perform well at the game, but that ain't enough. What I lack in gameplay entertainment, I try to make up for with my personality. Some people dig it. Some people hate watch. It is what it is

>>537892103
I play heavy so i just know i would not be a fun streamer to watch, like yes i'm good on all the classes but unironically it's heavy 99% of the time

>>537892221
Need a pocket Medic with Kritz?

>>537892376
I'd feel dirty brother...

>>537892448
Fuck them pubbies. They're the enemy. They need to be destroyed. Either they get killed normally, or they killed harder with Kritz and they cry more. Sounds like bliss to me. I insist

>>537892631
I prefer flanking a lot on heavy with the tomi/gru, having a medibeam on my ass makes things too easy ... i appreciate the offer though!

>>537892746
Lol okie dokie. I'd be all pissy and ask to use the Fists of steel anyway for the 390 bug

>>537893056
that's too try hard i'd tell ya to piss off and heal the rest of the team... we'd never be good for each other, too toxic.

>>537893121
Maybe in another lifetime