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Anonymous No.537902957 >>537908413 >>537910079 >>537938564 >>537939702 >>537951493 >>537957073
/owg/ - Overwatch General
>Season 18 Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2nwpbXoDdY

>Wuyang Story Time with Howard Wang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY3sER2O0jM

>Wuyang Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytZnOGwEq9s

>Wuyang Developer Livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag3lC0dAjn8

>Latest patch notes
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/

>Comics, short stories and music
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/

>OWCS Stage 3 Viewer's Guide
https://liquipedia.net/overwatch/Overwatch_Champions_Series

>Official Hero Statistics
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates/?input=PC&map=all-maps®ion=Americas&role=All&rq=2&tier=All

>Schedule
Luka event, Earn 77 lootboxes by completing 77 games - Out Now! - September 15th
Cowboy Bebop Collab returns - Out Now!
Mythic Ultraviolet Sentinel Sojourn - Out Now!
Cassidy Mythic Weapon Skin: Blazing Sunsetter - Out Now!
Summer Games 2025, get a free Lucio skin just for logging in - September 2nd - September 15th
Persona 5 Collab - Season 18
Hero Mastery REMOVED, earn your rewards while you can during S18 - Season 19

>Overwatch Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com

>Stadium Help
Ask for forge codes in thread! Or -
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=best+stadium+builds+overwatch+2

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
devtrackers.gg/overwatch

>Overwatch Esports
liquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page

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Anonymous No.537903226 >>537903565
this is by far the worst thread on this board
Anonymous No.537903279 >>537905196
Anonymous No.537903423
>>537902819
"This thread needs a hero" Venture
Anonymous No.537903565 >>537904124
>>537903226
You are not lurking because that shit is not true.
Anonymous No.537903584 >>537904102 >>537925335 >>538003595
Started playing this game yesterday, porn got me thinking this game had prime goonbait skin but no, it's all very tame.
Anonymous No.537903978 >>537904520
>>537901750
>Oh this is real?
If it is, it would be one of the longest shots when it comes to collabs.
>Is Khada Jhin not in Arcane? Would be a far better skin for Widowmaker.
I’ve never played a second of League but I think I know who Jhin is and no he wasn’t in Arcane but fans of the game have theories about a character in the show involving him.
Anonymous No.537904102
>>537903584
always willing to go for another round with the Lena
Anonymous No.537904107 >>537904689
I think I wanna queue damage.
Anonymous No.537904124
>>537903565
Just ignore them, They’re just baiting. That gets posted at least once a thread now.
Anonymous No.537904186 >>537904627
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
Anonymous No.537904483 >>537904660 >>537904678
FACT:
Blizzard hasn't released a SINGLE porn-worthy hero since Ashe.
Anonymous No.537904493
The Smugiko
Anonymous No.537904520 >>537905479
>>537903978
He's literally a sniper that kills because he finds it beautiful. Widowmaker's heart is slowed to help her shoot better, Jhin had his arm amputated to be replaced with a fifty-caliber rifle.
Anonymous No.537904627 >>537905095
>>537904186
you can't play her ass though
Anonymous No.537904660
>>537904483
porn is bad for you
Anonymous No.537904678 >>537904841 >>537905301
>>537904483
>Junker Queen (bull)
>Sojourn (bull)
Why lie?
Anonymous No.537904689
>>537904107
This is a DMG positive general.
Anonymous No.537904841 >>537905042 >>537905183
>>537904678
Futas don't count, like how male pornstars aren't real pornstars they're just accessories.
Anonymous No.537905042 >>537953093
>>537904841
Anonymous No.537905095 >>537909013
>>537904627
But(t) I can play Stadium and pick her Honeydew skin
Anonymous No.537905183
>>537904841
Men are accessories because no one wants to see them, they want to see women. So put a women behind the cock and it's a full painting.
Anonymous No.537905196 >>537905269
>>537903279
kinda looks like she's giving someone the "fuck me" eyes in the left image
Anonymous No.537905269
>>537905196
She is, she just spotted a white man
Anonymous No.537905301 >>537905392 >>537905736 >>537906605
>>537904678
It's kinda crazy the entire fanbase just decided Junker Queen is a futa. I've legit not seen a single piece of fanart or fan animations with Junker Queen with a pussy.
Anonymous No.537905392 >>537906605
>>537905301
she is futa coded
Anonymous No.537905479 >>537905736
>>537904520
Unfortunately he’s not a cute girl and wasn’t in Arcane so he’d get passed over for Caitlyn instead for Widow.
Anonymous No.537905679 >>537905767
So what happened recently that baiters and shitposters have been extra active in here lately?
Anonymous No.537905736
>>537905301
>I've legit not seen a single piece of fanart or fan animations with Junker Queen with a pussy.
Have I seen it because porn is my interest, or are you just underage.

>>537905479
>he’s not a cute girl
So you MAKE him a cute girl, by having Widowmaker cosplay him!
Anonymous No.537905767 >>537906072
>>537905679
new rivals season
Anonymous No.537905812 >>537905875
I'm getting "sorry we're unable to log you in" when I start overwatch
Anonymous No.537905875 >>537906292
>>537905812
Somehow this is Silksong's fault.
Anonymous No.537906072
>>537905767
>new rivals season
Ok yeah that makes sense. I thought another streamer or youtuber take started making waves again.
Anonymous No.537906251
I've seen not-futa Odessa hold a man with one arm and fucking him
Anonymous No.537906292
>>537905875
Is it plausible though?
Anonymous No.537906309 >>537907000
okay the "unable to log you in" thing randomly fixed itself
Anonymous No.537906543
>I've got you in my sights
Anonymous No.537906605 >>537907085
>>537905301
>>537905392
Sombra isn’t futa coded but I guarantee you that Sombra has more futa porn than JQ. There is so much smut involving Sombra where she has a cock or is getting violated by a dick girl. I don’t get it.
Anonymous No.537906827
Well off to play some Overwatch while I wait for Silksong to actually be buyable on Steam.
Anonymous No.537906875
>queue normal comp instead of stadium by accident
>don't want to play it
>if I leave the match during map voting it will be canceled so no big deal and I'll just play unranked for 15 minutes
>game gives me a confirmation window and tells me how terrible of a person I am
>click "yes", nothing happens
>try again, nothing happens
>get to the ban phase
>try to leave, nothing happens
>say fuck it and close the game
What a stupid fucking system.
Anonymous No.537906935
>more reddit metroidvania slop
Anonymous No.537906987 >>537907162
>he said in a reddit hero shooter general
Anonymous No.537907000
>>537906309
every storefront went down
Anonymous No.537907008
Nobody asked for your stock /v/ opinion lil bro
Anonymous No.537907085 >>537907309
>>537906605
>I don’t get it.
And yet it's the only porn you look at. Curious.
Anonymous No.537907162 >>537907205
>>537906987
this isn’t /mrg/ tho
Anonymous No.537907205 >>537907569
>>537907162
rivals is a tiktok hero shooter
Anonymous No.537907309 >>537907398 >>537907965 >>537908353 >>537938302
>>537907085
To be fair when I'm looking for cute illari pics I see a lot of illari futa. People just like futa.
Anonymous No.537907398 >>537907779 >>537908071
>>537907309
There is no such thing as a cute illari pic because she looks like a turd
Anonymous No.537907569 >>537907759
>>537907205
TikTok already moved on from Rivals weeks maybe even months ago
Anonymous No.537907585
groggy: selfish, boring, sad
speed serum: cooperative, exciting, fun
Anonymous No.537907759 >>537908418
>>537907569
It seems the whole world moved on from rivals I tried playing 3 games of it last weekend and in 2 of them the lobby was entirely bots
Anonymous No.537907779
>>537907398
whatever nerd
Anonymous No.537907965
>>537907309
this Illiari looks like she smells good
Anonymous No.537908071
>>537907398
spotted the low t faggot
Anonymous No.537908090
Illari looks like she’d make the cutest noises laying next to you in bed as she giggles to herself watching vids on her phone
Anonymous No.537908237 >>537908419
Anonymous No.537908353 >>537908737
>>537907309
>People just like futa.
If you surround yourself in your interests, you can trick yourself into thinking it's all anyone likes. Heteroslop is still the mainstream, if you're seeing more dickgirl than pussy of a certain character, it's because the character isn't as popular as you'd want.
Anonymous No.537908412 >>537908815 >>537908985 >>537909503
kira beam
Anonymous No.537908413 >>537908815 >>537908872 >>537909209
>>537902957 (OP)
tr00n filter list
>mercy
https://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X
>jose
https://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqG
Anonymous No.537908418 >>537909007
>>537907759
the hot games on tiktok rn are probably Helldivers and Roblox. Silksong probably for a bit until the meme hype starts draining out of the normies once they realize what kind of game it is.
Anonymous No.537908419 >>537909836
>>537908237
Anonymous No.537908737 >>537908949 >>537960374
>>537908353
Look up any character on Xitter and I promise you the majority of what shows up will be futa.
Anonymous No.537908815
>>537908412
kys
>>537908413
based
Anonymous No.537908872 >>537909016 >>537909152 >>537909628 >>537909807
>>537908413
Doesn’t work cause I can still see your post lol
Anonymous No.537908949 >>537909308
>>537908737
>on Xitter
So you're underage. That answers that.
Anonymous No.537908985 >>537909891
>>537908412
Based
Anonymous No.537909007 >>537909150
>>537908418
roblox is an evergreen game
Anonymous No.537909013
>>537905095
Holy based
Anonymous No.537909016 >>537909119 >>537909209
>>537908872
kys, troon
Anonymous No.537909119 >>537909807
>>537909016
Yeah it’s def broken cause I can see your post also lol
Anonymous No.537909150
>>537909007
Always more kids being made.
Anonymous No.537909152 >>537909807
>>537908872
jej
made him seethe
Anonymous No.537909209 >>537909807
>>537908413
>>537909016
lmap can still see your posts troon lol
Anonymous No.537909308
>>537908949
>xitter
>underage
Damn unc whatchu doin here?
Anonymous No.537909503
>>537908412
Marin β€œKiriko” Kitagawa
Anonymous No.537909595 >>537909662 >>537909864 >>537909956 >>537910667
bean here all along
Anonymous No.537909628
>>537908872
Based
Anonymous No.537909662
>>537909595
Anonymous No.537909807
>>537909209
>>537909152
>>537909119
>>537908872
kys, samefag. Also ywnbaw
Anonymous No.537909836 >>537909894
>>537908419
Anonymous No.537909864
>>537909595
Anonymous No.537909891
>>537908985
off-model garbage
Anonymous No.537909894 >>537909987 >>537910095
>>537909836
what's the asterisk for?
Anonymous No.537909956 >>537916315
>>537909595
Anonymous No.537909987
>>537909894
cutest character born on December 21st
Anonymous No.537910079
>>537902957 (OP)
Anonymous No.537910095
>>537909894
* Applies forever and always
Anonymous No.537910157
Speaking of Sombra and Junker Queen..
>https://x.com/_chainsmok3r/status/1851308017305686135
Anonymous No.537910656 >>537911025
In the lore Sombra has taken Illari and Venture under her wing.
Anonymous No.537910667
>>537909595
total bean love
Anonymous No.537911025 >>537911310
>>537910656
that's racist
Anonymous No.537911310 >>537911728
>>537911025
It’s ok cause they have S76 on their side also
Anonymous No.537911728 >>537913045
>>537911310
impossible
Anonymous No.537913045
>>537911728
Anonymous No.537914086 >>537914181
>mouse randomly breaks
>have to use my spare that's the wrong size, 3x heavier and with lower quality switches
>winrate slumps
>new replacement mouse arrives
>immediately back to fucking shit up

Get a mouse that matches your hand and grip, it really helps.
Anonymous No.537914151 >>537914292 >>537914572 >>537914868
I am literally Juno
Anonymous No.537914181
>>537914086
placebo
Anonymous No.537914292
>>537914151
No, you are not.
Anonymous No.537914572
>>537914151
prove it
Anonymous No.537914868
>>537914151
Juno I love you
ill buy you the wedding skin so we can get married
Anonymous No.537915150
I am literally Wuyang
Anonymous No.537915182 >>537915334
How does potg even works? Sometimes I 4k alone on point and get potg for some random nonsense 2k in the same game.
Anonymous No.537915334
>>537915182
it is a mystery.
Anonymous No.537916315 >>537918090
>>537909956
Sex with potato Sombra
Anonymous No.537916703 >>537917765 >>537917894
Welcome to the Golden Era of Overwatch lads. Arent perk and Stadium just beautiful? Who doesn't love the HP inflation? It's all so perfect. We love our devs and stan unions here.
Anonymous No.537917765
>>537916703
Some of you are starting to enter Halo fans levels
Anonymous No.537917894 >>537918114
>>537916703
Yes everyone loves those.
Anonymous No.537918090
>>537916315
sombra is bean
illari is potato
Anonymous No.537918114 >>537918234
>>537917894
bombed out roach nest theory moment
Anonymous No.537918226 >>537918319 >>537956516
why does every female swimsuit skin need to have a fucking burkah draped over them, there's no fucking way junker queen would wear that shit
Anonymous No.537918234
>>537918114
we don't sign our posts here
Anonymous No.537918319
>>537918226
If you need goon play chinkshit
Anonymous No.537918774
Juno is my wife
Anonymous No.537918775 >>537919604
The Overwatch playerbase is so compbrained and raped that they can't even process how broken Wu Yang is because he doesn't demonstrate that same level of effectiveness in tourneys. Yes, all of the high level opinions for this game are based on how the pros handle heroes.

29.3% Pick Rate, 57.3% Win rate.

Hotfix blogpost? Nope. Forum discussion demanding nerfs? Nope.

Wu Yang is allowed to just exist as the most broken hero ever on release because people fail to perceive how strong he is and because le streamers dont talk about him.
Anonymous No.537919018 >>537919423
Why is no one talking about how broken Wu Yang is?
Anonymous No.537919076
>Juno_(Overwatch) futa animated
Anonymous No.537919215
Why does Wu Yangs charged primary T2 perk deal more damage than a Pharah Rocket while being guided?
Anonymous No.537919307
Wang has to cope with those abysmal Rivals patch notes by coming here and hoping for a crumb of a (You), very sad
Anonymous No.537919421
Wuyang fulfills the gay power fantasy. We're not complaining because we the support the gays here.
Anonymous No.537919423
>>537919018
Everyone expects a new hero to be overpowered. They do it on purpose.
Anonymous No.537919448 >>537919504
is this good? its my first time playing rank game since marvel rivals is hell rn
Anonymous No.537919491
Reminder that Wuyang is built for white men
Anonymous No.537919504 >>537920168 >>537920187
>>537919448
what role
Anonymous No.537919604
>>537918775
>reddit poster is still hanging around
Anonymous No.537919654 >>537930956
Freja is a poorly designed hero. Who thinks of a crossbow as a rapid fire weapon? The crossbow has always been a slow fire weapon with high penetrative power compared to a bow. And yet in Overwatch, Hanzo operates as a crossbow would, and Freja as a bow would (liberally).

Shooting a dozen rapid fire crossbow bolts feels weak and unrewarding when they do very little damage. Having to play around an explosive bolt feels even worse because it's all of your damage. As a result, Freja suffers with one of the worst win rates in the game because they fundamentally misunderstood what a crossbow is.
Anonymous No.537919787 >>537919895
it's not a crossbow it's a bowgun
Anonymous No.537919895
>>537919787
Her weapon is called the Revdraw Crossbow, you are wrong.
Anonymous No.537919973
yeah so not a crossbow, a revdraw bowgun
Anonymous No.537920003 >>537920096 >>537920135
I'd rather see Wuyang yaoi with Genji or Lifeweaver. White men are overrated
Anonymous No.537920096
>>537920003
Angela...
Anonymous No.537920135
>>537920003
Is it yaoi when one dude is 11+ years older? Isn't that just regular gay porn?
Anonymous No.537920168
>>537919504
dps
Anonymous No.537920187
>>537919504
It would say at the top of the rank symbol. This is clearly an Open Queue screenshot, 6v6 trash.
Anonymous No.537920209 >>537922094
the audacity
Anonymous No.537920226
silksisters, who do you play in ow?
Anonymous No.537920390 >>537952083
I remember when Blizzard tried to experiment with novel hero designs and ended up creating Hazard. He almost killed the game because of how overpowered he was. Now what has become of him? He's a niche hero played by very few because he looks putrid and requires dozens of hours of experience to play effectively.

Why does every new hero besides Ram and Wu Yang have such a low pick rate? I think Blizzard is failing to create new heroes people want to play. Too complex with very little reward for playing effectively. They make a zero skill hero (Wu Yang) and he's too strong. They've lost their touch and they need to fix this fast.
Anonymous No.537920702
A Wang meltie is imminent I fear
Anonymous No.537920746
How is it an acceptable outcome that all of your new heroes fall into irrelevancy? The developers create solution heroes for competitive tourneys, and then once the meta passes, those heroes become useless since they're operating as gap-stops and were never intended to function outside of that niche. The ~4.0-5.5% pickrate hero has become common place for new additions to the game because Blizzard designs to solve problems rather than building heroes from the ground up to be fun in their own right.
Anonymous No.537921768 >>537922181
Stop copy and pasting shit from reddit or the forums or whatever, it's boring.
Anonymous No.537922094 >>537923172
>>537920209
Nigga, you can lvl up heroes in bot matches. Hero progression is useless now.
Anonymous No.537922181 >>537923959
>>537921768
It's crazy how when people actually discuss the game people get into a tizzy. My apologies, I'll head off so you can return to your regularly scheduled ritual posts and speculation over which hero has a bush or not.
Anonymous No.537923172
>>537922094
I don't give a fuck about that. But thanks.
Anonymous No.537923337 >>537923418
Anonymous No.537923418 >>537923748
>>537923337
The Innies
Anonymous No.537923748
>>537923418
>
Anonymous No.537923959
>>537922181
The bad faith posting king.
Anonymous No.537924184 >>537924257 >>537924361 >>537924685 >>537925072 >>537932004
is the brown sun cutie good to learn support with?
Anonymous No.537924257
>>537924184
what's there to learn just point and shoot
Anonymous No.537924361
>>537924184
sure
Anonymous No.537924553 >>537924936
>83
>62
>66
>73
>81
>68
>300
What is going on??
Anonymous No.537924685
>>537924184
If you know how to shoot then yeah
Anonymous No.537924936
>>537924553
Maybe they hotfixed rank progress for stadium since everyone was saying its so slow
Anonymous No.537925072
>>537924184
>learn support
Hard mode. But her kit will teach you to be a better support. Heroes like Mercy and Moira are crutches.
Anonymous No.537925335
>>537903584
Who is this even supposed to be?
Anonymous No.537929879 >>537930587
How do I fight hazard
Anonymous No.537930587 >>537930813
>>537929879
Picking someone mobile and staying out of his block spike range is the key, don't sit there taking damage, it adds up fast.
Anonymous No.537930813 >>537931828
>>537930587
I play roadhog
Anonymous No.537930956
>>537919654
Repeater crossbows exist in real life anon.
Anonymous No.537931391 >>537932086 >>537932661 >>537932939 >>537932971
(You) after eating out _____
Anonymous No.537931828 >>537932520
>>537930813
I'm so sorry.
Anonymous No.537932004
>>537924184
no she's really bad. you should move to someone else and leave her to me. I accept will solemnly carry the burden
Anonymous No.537932086
>>537931391
Wuyang
Anonymous No.537932520
>>537931828
I'm not he's fun and cool
Anonymous No.537932661
>>537931391
Junker Queen, Moira, Widowmaker, and that new, big bitch in Marvel Rivals.
Anonymous No.537932939 >>537933125
>>537931391
Anonymous No.537932971
>>537931391
Juno,Juno,Juno,mercy,sombra,Juno again,kiri
Anonymous No.537933060
Anonymous No.537933125
>>537932939
I fat thumbed the pic I wanted to use but this answer still stands desu
Anonymous No.537933180 >>537933406 >>537933424 >>537933456 >>537933591
We get skins based on popularity. So what mythic skin is next season? Suppose to be a support, and Kiriko, Moira, Mercy, and Ana already got one.
Anonymous No.537933406
>>537933180
Sojourn is not popular. Especially now that she’s out of the meta. That said, next season will be our Halloween season so maybe a character mythic based around that like Moiras from the eldritch season.
Anonymous No.537933415 >>537933608 >>537992846
On the plus side since those emergency buffs hog's winrate has increased from 37% to 41% so perhaps there is hope.
Anonymous No.537933424
>>537933180
Roadhog
Anonymous No.537933453
Ko!
Anonymous No.537933456 >>537933695
>>537933180
wuyang judging by how many people bought his poolside skin
Anonymous No.537933591 >>537935175
>>537933180
I think it'll be another dps. Mei or junkrat maybe
Anonymous No.537933608 >>537992846
>>537933415
Buffs feel great if this was 3 seasons ago he would've been shit until the mid season
Anonymous No.537933695
>>537933456
>his poolside skin
That skin pisses me off, it's crazy that people bought it, but I'm not surprised.
Hopefully the mythic is worth buying, I do like him and his kit.
Anonymous No.537934992
1 new Halloween map this year please
Anonymous No.537935175
>>537933591
>Mei
GOD I fucking hope.
They better give her something cute.
Anonymous No.537935518 >>537937223
Overwatch ruins lives...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48FgLO8fdjw
Anonymous No.537936064 >>537936391
healbot kiriko in stadium is pretty fun
Anonymous No.537936391 >>537939596
>>537936064
what's the build?
Anonymous No.537936924
holding right click all game is considered fun and engaging for support sissies
Anonymous No.537937204 >>537938118 >>537960289
>support queues are 5000 years long
>queue dps
>my supports are always moiras and lucios going rogue and diving the backline solo
the fuck is going on?
Anonymous No.537937223 >>537937725
>>537935518
Activision collabs with the cia and the best
scientists and sociologists in the world to make
you addicted. WoW OW Guitar Hero CoD prototype skylanders; do these sounds like
franchise that respect and enrich the player.
or advanced torture devices? also best patch bar none before brig became active and sym and torb got reworked
Anonymous No.537937725
>>537937223
hana!
Anonymous No.537938118
>>537937204
Forget it, Cass. It's Overwatch.
Anonymous No.537938302 >>537938474 >>537939357
>>537907309
If you're using Twitter I'm pretty sure you'll only see porn in your search results if you've interacted with a fair amount of nsfw posts and you have your content filters set to let it through. I get zero porn whatsoever, the closest is breikka art. I searched Illari and got nothing close to nsfw after scrolling for 3 minutes.
Cleanse your account, my friend.
Anonymous No.537938474 >>537948515
>>537938302
I fucking hate tumblr style faces
Anonymous No.537938564 >>537938776
>>537902957 (OP)
Fareeha is so ugly go play with your warmallet figurines or whatever they're called
Anonymous No.537938776
>>537938564
why u gae?
Anonymous No.537939127
Torbbros are thriving with that perk that lets them throw their turret onto any surface.
Anonymous No.537939357 >>537948515
>>537938302
she looks like a dork
Anonymous No.537939431 >>537939662
Finally, authentic Mei art.
Anonymous No.537939596 >>537950793
>>537936391
donut delivery and the one that makes suzu overheal
build AP and CDR
Anonymous No.537939662
>>537939431
I'd still smash
Anonymous No.537939702
>>537902957 (OP)
Anonymous No.537939856 >>537939949 >>538019139 >>538019980
My GOAT wins again
Anonymous No.537939949
>>537939856
lmao, based cloudy
Anonymous No.537940049 >>537940579 >>537940667 >>537941686
Anonymous No.537940579
>>537940049
Fuck marry kill
Anonymous No.537940667
>>537940049
da brownies
Anonymous No.537941686
>>537940049
does Venture have a vagina
Anonymous No.537941964 >>537943359
gn latina enjoyers
Anonymous No.537942003 >>537942779
I'm gm support, and I'm trying to learn dps (mainly tracer) in quick play.
90% of the time, I got 10-0 in the first 1-2 mins of the match, feel super bad about stomping the enemy team who's just trying to have fun, and leave the game mid-match.

Where the fuck am I supposed to go to learn a new role? I don't wanna make a smurf account...
Anonymous No.537942034 >>537943359 >>537945687
Why is Sombra so sexy?
Anonymous No.537942118
>try being a team player and pick tank
>3 support
>no heals
Anonymous No.537942514 >>537943437 >>537944758
you know marvel rivals won right
Anonymous No.537942624
uh oh meltdownie
Anonymous No.537942731 >>537943437 >>537944758
marvel rivals fucking won
Anonymous No.537942779 >>537945341
>>537942003
Why don't you just play Comp?
That way sooner or later you will reach an appropriate rank for your Tracer skills, which most likely won't be -too- far away from your support rank.
>I don't wanna make a smurf account...
Wouldn't that just make it even worse?
Anonymous No.537942868 >>537943427
Am I the only one not feeling this season? Maybe it's time for other games...
Anonymous No.537942972 >>537943393
I still have not played a single match of Stadium, give me a single reason why I should not just play the standard games.
Anonymous No.537943359
>>537941964
Good Night
>>537942034
Good morning
Anonymous No.537943393
>>537942972
Why the fuck would I do that?
Play what you want m8
Anonymous No.537943427 >>537943585 >>537944306
>>537942868
It's okay to not play the game. I've had many breaks from this game since it came out.
Anonymous No.537943437 >>537943786
>>537942514
>>537942731
marvel is dead
Anonymous No.537943585
>>537943427
You're right, bro, see you in some months
Anonymous No.537943683 >>537944758
do people go into the marvel general and post graphs about how delta force is eating their lunch?
Anonymous No.537943786 >>537948893
>>537943437
>competitive
insane reach
Anonymous No.537944306
>>537943427
You’re right. I’m going to take a break to play Marvel Tōkon
Anonymous No.537944758
>>537943683
No but it’s mainly a bunch of in fighting lately. You’ll see the occasional post bringing up OW but it’s pretty obvious that it’s just bait trying to illicit a reaction and cause general conflicts. Most likely the same person coming here making these >>537942514 >>537942731 posts.
Anonymous No.537945341
>>537942779
I've never tried learning new heroes in comp. I like to do it in quick play cause I don't wanna worry about winning or losing.
But I guess you're right, comp is probably the best place to do it.
Anonymous No.537945618
OK but no, seriously, why are his ears floppy?
Before I bought this skin, they looked like they were... metal or something, I dunno, like they were part of a helmet.
Now that I see it in motion, I see a god of death walking around with his floppy ears, like a cute dog.
I hate it...
Anonymous No.537945687 >>537946090
>>537942034
For me it’s how she puts up a tough exterior but through voice lines and interactions, she’s just a cute nerd.
Anonymous No.537945835 >>537946072 >>537946073 >>537946118 >>537946659 >>537947016 >>537947040 >>537947630 >>537949135 >>537949358 >>537949457 >>537951526 >>537952691 >>537952758 >>537952912 >>537953926 >>537955001 >>537955683 >>537955930 >>537960664 >>537966792 >>537967380
NEW OW SKIN SURVEYS
THEMES:
Retro Cute
Holographic Gothic
Futuristic Hospital
Fairy Tale Warrior
Snow Sports
Monster School
Ghostly Bride
Fall Fashion
Cyber Angels
High Fashion Mafia
Anonymous No.537946072
>>537945835
If they end up making THIS Mei skin after not making her summer one I am going to GO FUCKING INSANE
Juno is cute though, I hope that one does happen.
Anonymous No.537946073 >>537946949 >>537947630 >>537949457 >>537952691 >>537952912 >>537953926 >>537954503 >>537955286
>>537945835
Anonymous No.537946090 >>537946563
>>537945687
The one she has with Sigma is actually quite sad/empathic
Anonymous No.537946118
>>537945835
Yeah that entire middle row is gonna be used for next season.
Anonymous No.537946563
>>537946090
Yeah that’s true. But on the other side of the coin, the voice line in the Hollywood theater where she’s geeking out about one of the in lore movies being in 5D is cute.
Anonymous No.537946659 >>537946734 >>537946949 >>537947630 >>537949457 >>537952691 >>537953926
>>537945835
Anonymous No.537946734
>>537946659
too anime for me
Anonymous No.537946949
>>537946073
>>537946659
These look like gacha pulls
Anonymous No.537947016 >>537947140
>>537945835
Big thighs on Brigitte, nature is healing.
Anonymous No.537947040
>>537945835
pacobox fodder
Anonymous No.537947140 >>537947471
>>537947016
yeah they better not pull that cryptid-ass shit again
Anonymous No.537947471
>>537947140
They need to make her built but chubby.
Anonymous No.537947630 >>537948228 >>537948540 >>537949273
>>537945835
>>537946073
>>537946659
Tracersisters... we are forgotten...
Anonymous No.537948228
>>537947630
Lena lovers.. no..
Anonymous No.537948515 >>537948634 >>537949119 >>537949390
>>537938474
>>537939357
Be nice
Anonymous No.537948540
>>537947630
Has a skin in the BP right now
Anonymous No.537948618 >>537948850 >>537949457 >>537952691 >>537952912 >>537953926
Anonymous No.537948634 >>537949493
>>537948515
I would eat a hammond with her. Our beautiful little miss sunshine.
Anonymous No.537948850
>>537948618
>asian girl is blonde and blue eyed
They KEEP doing this
Anonymous No.537948893 >>537949014
>>537943786
the only mode that matters to gauge if its alive
Anonymous No.537948992 >>537949546
new stadium patch

https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/
Anonymous No.537949014
>>537948893
then by that metric Overwatch is a corpse
Anonymous No.537949119
>>537948515
I like Illari’s Illuminating cyber eyes and cyber lines.
Anonymous No.537949135 >>537949457 >>537952691 >>537952912 >>537953926
>>537945835
Anonymous No.537949273
>>537947630
Anonymous No.537949358 >>537949457 >>537952691 >>537952912 >>537953926 >>537958105 >>537958705
>>537945835
Okay I think that's all of them now.
Anonymous No.537949390
>>537948515
fat and cute
Anonymous No.537949457 >>537952527
>>537949358
>>537949135
>>537948618
>>537946659
>>537946073
>>537945835
All trash except mecha Pharah. They need to fire the artist making these Fortnite designs.
Anonymous No.537949493 >>537949820 >>537949945
>>537948634
what the fuck did big dick do to you?
Anonymous No.537949546
>>537948992
>new patch
holy sh-
>stadium
*YAWN*
Anonymous No.537949820
>>537949493
I'm trying to impress Illari so sorry about that. I do like ballers but man's gotta do etc.
Anonymous No.537949945
>>537949493
Illari has a voiceline where she says she'll eat him for dinner.
Anonymous No.537950251 >>537950383
https://vocaroo.com/161boBC3bebc
Anonymous No.537950383
>>537950251
>her face when she is about to grab my balls
Anonymous No.537950793
>>537939596
will try thx
Anonymous No.537950795 >>537951042 >>537951079 >>537951116 >>537951307 >>538028546 >>538029343
How many hours do you all have in the game?
Anonymous No.537951042
>>537950795
way too many
Anonymous No.537951079
>>537950795
a lot
Anonymous No.537951116
>>537950795
Across every account and including OW1, probably around 5,000
Anonymous No.537951307
>>537950795
iirc i just recently hit 2000 hours
Anonymous No.537951493
>>537902957 (OP)
I dont play Overwatch but egyptian Samus moves me
Anonymous No.537951518 >>537952158
Nope, I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
Whoaa, yeah, yeah
Anonymous No.537951526
>>537945835
>another young ana skin
they are really trying to milk the waifufags
>furry zen
ok why?
Anonymous No.537952083
>>537920390
Hazard is pretty popular in high level play
Anonymous No.537952158
>>537951518
but enough about mercy
Anonymous No.537952462
>stack all-defense Reinhardt go full support tank
>just happen to get cracked Freja
WHEN DOES SHE RELOAD??
Anonymous No.537952527 >>537953068
>>537949457
>Phaggot
>relevant opinion
Pick one
Anonymous No.537952691
>>537945835
>>537946073
>>537946659
>>537948618
>>537949135
>>537949358
>no Heist
I sleep.
Anonymous No.537952758
>>537945835
give brigger a good skin for fucks sake blizzard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
venture a cute though
Anonymous No.537952912
>>537946073
oooh wuyang looks so cute and submissive here
>>537948618
Kiri looking good as usual
>>537949135
Candle Bob is pretty snazzy and ice bride mei is interesting
>>537949358
okay these are the best ones would equip them all
>>537945835
Those ones on the top left are super cute too
Anonymous No.537952958 >>537953172 >>537953178 >>537953317
why are these jokers allergic to Illari skins and Ramm skins
>Illari got the schoolgirl and swimsuit
>Ramm has a football survey skin
It feels like like THEY feel like giving them skins is like pulling teeth
Anonymous No.537953068
>>537952527
I haven't touched her since the rework.
Anonymous No.537953093
>>537905042
>he doesn't even know what "goalposts" are supposed to be moved
lmao esl
Anonymous No.537953172 >>537953503
>>537952958
Illari has plenty of skins
Anonymous No.537953178
>>537952958
you vill buy the juno and kiriko skins
Anonymous No.537953317 >>537953503
>>537952958
Illari is a skin whore yet nobody plays her. The widow of supports.
Anonymous No.537953503
>>537953172
>>537953317
yeah, should have specified that I feel they could do more with her skins. The only ones that I really like are Nightraven, Daybreak, the cat one, and the swimsuit. Feels like the cooler, survey skins are just reserved for the usual suspects
Anonymous No.537953574
How f9es the survey work can I just go fill it out somewhere?
Anonymous No.537953618
Someone on the skin team is trying to slide a bimbo Kiriko..
Anonymous No.537953663
I wish I had a fren that were as big of a loser as I am so we can play for several hours every day
Anonymous No.537953781
>more whitewashed skins
lmao
Anonymous No.537953868 >>538006301
whats the point of queuing up Tank/DPS if i'm never put into DPS anyway
Anonymous No.537953926 >>537954037
>>537945835
>>537946073
>>537946659
>>537948618
>>537949135
>>537949358
>no Junkrat
>no Torb
>most of them either look like Fortniteslop or are obviously trying to appeal to China
Anonymous No.537953974 >>537954085 >>537958095
Juno won
5v5 won
Stadium won
Kiriko lost
6v6 lost
Jose lost
Anonymous No.537954037 >>537954503
>>537953926
>appeal to China
which ones
Anonymous No.537954068
*does nothing*
*wins*
Anonymous No.537954085 >>537954961
>>537953974
playing kiriko is fun tho
>take an off angle
>pressure dps, potentially get a pic
>tp out for free the second the focus is on you
its peak desu
Anonymous No.537954503
>>537954037
These >>537946073 look very gachasloppish.
Anonymous No.537954615
Another legendary lootbox from the new progression system, another ugly lelgendary that I will never see again
Anonymous No.537954961 >>537955293
>>537954085
jose
Anonymous No.537955001
>>537945835
uhh yeah, I'm gonna need lots of lewds of this one
Anonymous No.537955286
>>537946073
>shotacon wuyang
We really want the white male bucks.
Anonymous No.537955293 >>537955393
>>537954961
im white and have blue eyes
Anonymous No.537955393
>>537955293
jose
Anonymous No.537955683
>>537945835
Sir, if I may, that Venture actually looks really cool!
Anonymous No.537955773 >>537956030 >>537956672
TorbjΓΆrn has definitely had the most sex out of everybody in Overwatch.
Dude has eight kids.
Anonymous No.537955930 >>537958845
>>537945835
>not Monster High theme
>Mei is a ghost
>When Abbey exists
Anonymous No.537955960 >>537956421
>go on stadium.io
I think the stadium schizo was correct after all
Anonymous No.537956030
>>537955773
if you get that from the Christmas comic, those are his grandkids, brig is the youngest child
Anonymous No.537956082 >>537956502 >>537956661 >>537957080
Excuse me, Mrs. Thang?!
Anonymous No.537956421
>>537955960
wrong url retard bro
Anonymous No.537956502
>>537956082
wtf is this hair
Anonymous No.537956516
>>537918226
D.va’s is the most sex and bikinis are illegal in korea
Anonymous No.537956661
>>537956082
Unc’s fit looks rancid ngl no cap fr
Anonymous No.537956672 >>537957920
>>537955773
Genji was definitely slinging dick before Hanzo beat him to death and there's no way rein wasn't splitting bitches in half after every won battle and training session
Anonymous No.537957073
>>537902957 (OP)
sex
Anonymous No.537957080
>>537956082
He was dressed by Mother.
Anonymous No.537957920
>>537956672
blud is thinking about unc dick no cap
Anonymous No.537958095 >>537958267
>>537953974
All the tank mains went to 6v6 qp
Anonymous No.537958105 >>537958379
>>537949358
Oh, that Reapy is fucking CLASSY
Anonymous No.537958267
>>537958095
off-tank (not real tanks btw)*
Anonymous No.537958379 >>537958634
>>537958105
Yeah I kinda like all those ones in an edgy-cringekino kinda way
Anonymous No.537958634
>>537958379
That's a pretty cool batch, yes.
Hazard's weapon look fucking RETARDED to me no matter what, but it's a shame because that costume itself, spikes and everything looks pretty alright.
Anonymous No.537958705 >>537960392
>>537949358
>Sym
The hair sucks but the rest? Wew.
Anonymous No.537958797 >>537959486
Anonymous No.537958845
>>537955930
Holy...
Anonymous No.537959203
Anonymous No.537959486
>>537958797
I look like this
Anonymous No.537959535 >>537959737
warn is the biggest tool in ow
Anonymous No.537959737 >>537960001
>>537959535
what did he do now?
Anonymous No.537959821 >>537979801 >>537982107
anyone got the 3d one where's she lying on the bed
Anonymous No.537960001
>>537959737
being a faggot
Anonymous No.537960049
Freja gets too much shit for being boring.
Anonymous No.537960050 >>537960109 >>537960836
BOW
Anonymous No.537960109 >>537960376
>>537960050
what is this screenshot supposed to convey, Gunface?
Anonymous No.537960289
>>537937204
It's what those streamers are teaching people in their coaching videos probably. I see so many people who want to play Lucio like this Frogger guy, but they just all end up being slightly annoying to the enemy team.
Anonymous No.537960374
>>537908737
It's just closet fags are the majority of coomers. They can deny it all they want but if you want a dick on everything you jack off to you're just a fag. Pretty ironic since being gay is the norm these days but people still insist on denying their homolust for cock.
Anonymous No.537960376 >>537960457
>>537960109
Anonymous No.537960392 >>537960631
>>537958705
>The hair sucks
What are you fucking insane? The hair is the best part.
Anonymous No.537960457
>>537960376
i remember when the home screen blared that retarded slop into your ears 24/7
Anonymous No.537960569 >>537962981 >>537963423 >>537963851 >>537965619 >>537979920
Where I come from, the foxes fight back
Anonymous No.537960631
>>537960392
I just don’t like the colors.
Anonymous No.537960664
>>537945835
>Monster High collab
Make it fucking happen Blizz
Anonymous No.537960787
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPH4NI7EFh8
Anonymous No.537960827
kirikek
Anonymous No.537960836 >>537961168
>>537960050
based white man hasn't bought any pacoriko skins
Anonymous No.537961130 >>537961245
Sword girl better be fun (and cute)
Anonymous No.537961168
>>537960836
What the FUCK is this retard going on about?
Anonymous No.537961245 >>537961280 >>537961732
>>537961130
>girl
Anonymous No.537961280
>>537961245
>we're getting a second non-binary
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!
Anonymous No.537961732
>>537961245
>>537960569
I like the Zen and venture ones.
>>537960569
Sombra’s would be so damn cute ingame.
DAMN my JQ is goated
>>537960569
Venture's is too feminine, delete this
Yeah, I'm gonna leave it here for today
>>537964442
>Sunscreen, or sunblock?
Who’s going to use this?
>>537964501
Me
>last new Torb skin was a year ago
Surely they’ll give him one in the next 2 seasons… r-right?
Damn this is my first time playing OW in months and they changed Roadhog back to his original state? Is he considered nerfed or buffed now?
>>537960569
Fox Zen sniffing up Ashley Graham Sombra's skirt...
>>537965581
Nerfed at the moment since he can’t do his pigpen oneshot cheese.
My Illari is now purple :)
I’ve had so many people in QP who are in the triple digits level-wise on a hero that are absolutely dogshit at playing the game.
No gamesense, no mechanical skill. It’s baffling.
>>537945835
>fortnite skins went down the shitter because they started chasing nostalgia for fuck ugly early 2000s fashion
>same thing is happening to ow
>fortnitenog is retarded
they should add a spherical aura around ball mines that show their actual hitbox
Does Brig still proc Inspire off of Ball’s mines?
>tank and both dps vote for havana
>tank plays sigma and ram
>enemy plays widow
>dps getting raped by widow all game
>"we cant play widow"
>not once does the tank, who spent 80% of the game on sigma, move his shield to block the widow because he's too busy trying to 1v1 the enemy sigma
I off-role for ONE day and I already feel like I'm developing cancer. Why do people vote for havana if they can't widow. Why do you play a tank if you don't make use of one of their ability's greatest traits in the perfect situation for it?
soldierfags don't get shit on nearly enough
>>537967254
shielding widow is not how you play sigma
>>537945835
>all of them are overdesigned shite except for fall fashion
https://files.catbox.moe/4c9l5c.jpg
GIWTWM
>>537966792
That's fashion in general rn nothing to do with video games
>>537967289
playing soldier when sojourn and freyja exist
>>537966313
>go into accessibility settings
>change UI colors
>make my team's color Purple
>now all my heroes' borders are purple
heh
I just got a zero elim zero healing potg
>>537967996
DILATE THIS!
>>537968150
wait nevermind it showed two elims, it just got cut short after the game for some reason
Soldier76 is fun to play you guys are just mean
>>537967253
Brig procs inspire off my dick.
>>537968836
People having fun in overwatch is not allowed.
>>537968836
He IS very fun to play, in Stadium
>finally get cass in a tank top
>dogshit color palette
>>537967254
bronze moment
>>537970475
Girls and gays love this color palette.
Okay, after 1k quickplay hours I've decided from now on to only (or mostly) queue ranked. You get higher match quality(in general) and also it's more exhausting so maybe I'll stop queueing 12 hours in a row and do something more productive
>>537970475
Why do male characters always have to go through a sissification humiliation ritual
>>537972309
because the dev team is mostly made of white women
if i ever try to leave behind my body, at least i know it was never mine
>>537972309
Sissy coded game
>show up to class
>these are your classmates
who are you sitting next to?
>>537973585
If Mercy was deleted from the game it wouldn’t be.
>>537974076
Can we talk about how confusing and shitty the new progression system is?
Getting emotes and skins and lootboxes shit like that through leveling up is great but I hate how it only takes playtime into account now and how barebones it is compared to the way the last system worked. Like what the hell is that orange bar at the bottom of the screen? What is that for? What does it mean? Why can’t we see the badges and shit anymore?
Why does Ball's slam pull your INWARDS while launching you up? It should launch you up and only up, with no horizontal vector. Sucking you to the center literally makes zero sense. This is my only complaint whatsoever about Ball, it's such a stupid characteristic of slam.
>>537972914
legs..
>>537974314
A minority compared to the Mercytroons that larp ingame with their pocket eboyfriend.
>>537974393
>Like what the hell is that orange bar at the bottom of the screen?
That's not a new thing, it just shows which heroes you played throughout the match, it's always been there.
Does Zarya counter Reinhardt in Stadium or am I just retarded?
A little bit of both, maybe?
>level 5 endorsement
>is mentally retarded and toxic
People need to stop endorsing people for playing support.
>>537977060
I've been at lvl 4 for like... an year? Fuck am I not getting 5?
>die once
>I MUST COUNTERSWAAAAAP
>die once
>”erm tank/dps/support you should swap off of Y and go X”
>die once
>dc
>>537977726
You do not know anything about counterswapping until you’ve played winston for an extended period of time
One season I kept track of only reaper swaps, and in 60% of my games the enemy swapped reaper. Thats just one counter. its gotten better since perks have come out but damn
>>537977438
I'll go up to 4 if I start playing tank but i feel like i get none on DPS no matter what.
>>537978185
Oh I know, tanks have it really really fucking bad.
noooooo! you're supposed to let me keep shitting on you, you cant counter pick me!
>>537973752
I set next to widow, then mei sits on my face.
Counterpicking is what keeps people in gold and plat. Power through that shit on your main like shooting yourself with small bullets till you build up a resistance to big ones like medieval kings did or whatever.
counterpicking is pretty cringe
switching off if you're being countered is just common sense
>>537978482
How about you just be a big boy and use your skill to beat the guy you just died to.
Top players barely swap at all.
counterpicking is not cringe. it's obviously working if it's bothering you
>>537978482
its shameless to try and get the upper hand not with skill but with matchup advantage. its especially personal too since often the swap is only taking one player into account and not team comps at all.
I used to q with a pharah player yet people would still swap to reaper into that JUST to get matchup advantage in this one interaction (especially pathetic since reaper isnt even that good at countering winston)
>"The tide is with you! Dive in!"
>>537979148
That’s another thing, it’s a pain for your own team because it changes up the rhythm of your teamwork.
>>537979170
I've straight up not noticed being tired sometimes. It needs better visual indicators like nano has on the viewmodel.
>>537979148
>its shameless to try and get the upper hand not with skill but with matchup advantage.
LMAO Overbabbies are so fucking thin-skinned holy shit. Have you never watched a sport in your life? In baseball they'll pinch hit or swap pitchers to gain advantage over a lefty/righty. That's the point of playing a game, you optimize to win. Suck a dick and blow it out your ass.
>>537979478
>watch top level overwatch
>players almost never counterswap and stick to their picks
>>537979478
Im not against optimization but my post was talking about how the swap is very often not the optimal play. It’s a swap made out of spite.
Why would you willingly swap to reaper into a pharah other than as a middle finger to me? Its embarrassing
>>537978372
How is that shit even calculated?
>>537959821
The one where she’s fully nude laying on her stomach with her plump Latina ass in full view?
>>537973752
Surely Widow doesn’t get another academic/academia adjacent themed skin
Counter swapping is like that "DONT SHOOT THE BUBBLE!" graph meme.
>counterswapping is OPTIMAL and is GOOD actually because BASEBALL
Metalrank take.
You’re probably one of the Pharah swappers I’ve rip tired out of the sky in QP.
>>537960569
Please replace Venture's gun with a giant ear of corn
Kinda weird how you guys can only cite top level Overwatch for why you shouldn't counterswap in casual games.

Top level Overwatch relies on high levels of coordination where heroes are sometimes selected for their ultimates alone. When you're being mogged by my reaper pick when you're play Bastion. That's not me playing suboptimally, that's you getting raped.
>all the onekekkies seething over counterswaps
lol of course you guys take it personally too. stupid shitters getting crapped on by counterswap gods
>>537979945
>dies to Bastion
>rages and swaps to a character that’s good against Bastion
>probably still gets fucked
>”I-I’m the rapist in this scenario”
Mindbroken.
People who counterswap are probably like bronze nobody cares lol
>>537980043
Isn't it ironic you're taking the contrarian position to bait for attention?
Notice how counterswap gods never post about how they're crapping on people here? It's only ever people getting counterswapped on coming here to seethe. Real funny that is.
>I NEED ATTENTION AND VALIDATION AAAAAAAAA
Baitsissies….
>>537980176
>oh nooooo they're counterpicking me!!! FUCK MAN this is total BS better come to /owg/ to seethe about it
>meanwhile the mechanical and stoic counterswap god delivers his hot lead down your throat as if routine
>he doesn't counterswap
ngmi
>people expressed strong opinions about a subj CT???
>better start furiously samefagging the diametrically opposite position to make people mad
I am literally Diamond every single season and I counter swap at least once a match. At least twice if I'm a tank with a shit match-up. You guys need to stop parroting the opinions of streamers. Perks and personal SR have done untold damage to this games player base.
>>537980061
I actually had this happen today. Wanted to do some widow but this faggot winston wasn't having it. Swapped to bastion and fucked his ass so hard he started to tunnel me. First he tried swapping to mauga, still got fucked in the ass, then tried doom and still fucked. The entire time it was just me and lifeweaver in the back pushing his shit in while my team raped his team. He wound up going like 3/10 and even failed to solo ult as doom since I just popped my ult using the overhealth perk and ate it and he died as soon as he landed.
>>537980680
I mean if a winston doesnt know how to play around a bastion its his fault
Imagine not being able to track a singular cooldown
If you played against me it wouldnt have worked :3
>>537979478
>Overbabbies
>>537980043
>onekekkies
Anytime someone posts like this I always get reminded of the Watson tard that got ran out of the Apex general and the furry dog fucker from /palg/. When they would come here to seethe for some reason back in the day. Good times.
Oh boy, we got some one trick redditors seething over here
>relating counterswapping to past drama in other gennies
next level seethe!
>>537981162
>>537981272
whats going on?
Are nano boost asists broken or something rn? I just nano'ed my d.va, watched her kill 2 with it, and got 0 assists on my tab screen
>all the one tricks exposing themselves
next they'll be saying if you go hitscan against Pharmercy you're being very rude and unsportsmanlike!
>>537979478
>counter swaps the INSTANT he struggles even a little bit
>OTHER people are the "babbies"
kek
Subhumans really have less than zero self awareness.
the flexcel fears the otpgod
>One trick nigger instashitting ximself over the sight of a counter
So much fear
If you have to counter swap you just blow and are unable to adapt to a situation only time it's ever nesecary is on top level competitive play where money is on the line outside of that it's not needed just play better
>>537959821
>>537979801
I only ever swap if I'm playing brigger and the opposing tankfag goes ram. just hate being walked down simple as
>>537981996
But you are swapping precisely because you saw a counter to you.
Are you LITERALLY retarded? do you genuinely not see the irony here?
>If you adapt to the situation you are unable to adapt to the situation
What's the thinking process behind this? is some kind of sub 80 iq shit that a functional human won't be able to come up with?
>>537982107
how much do you think Illari farts?
no...NO!!! you broke overwatch bushido!!!! HOW CAN HE COUNTERSWAP?
>>537982146
I feel like Brig does pretty well against Ram?
>-Futanari
lol
>>537982320
I'm not telling you not to counter swap, I am rightfully calling you a little bitch for doing so.
AIIIIIEEEE I'M BEING COUNTERSWAPPED AND I'VE COME TO /OWG/ TO BITCH ABOUT IT
AIIIIIEEEEE PEOPLE ARE POINTING OUT MY BITCH BEHAVIOR AND I'VE COME TO /OWG/ TO BITCH ABOUT IT
AIIIIIEEEEE IM A VANTABLACK NIGGER WHO ONLY LIKES TO PLAY ONE CHARACTER AND I DONT LIKE WHEN THE ENEMY TRIES TO KILL ME AS MUCH AS THEY CAN
>>537982179
You're not adapting to how the other dude is playing you're following the equivalent of Pokemon type match ups and in any rank outside of gold it doesn't work because the dude you're trying to counter has faced that counter more times than you have swapped to counter so he knows how to play into a bad match up while you crutch to the "better character" because tik tok told you
You can stop with the shitty samefag strawman posts now we get you you are v. good trole
>>537982640
Biggest cuck cope of the thread so far, well done
>>537982179
>completely changing the situation is adapting to the situation
>OTHER people have sub 80 IQ
Like I said. Completely devoid of self awareness.
Notice how the counterswap seethers can only use ambiguous arguments with how they relate to morals and honor. literally the most reddit shit imaginable
>>537982739
You only getting that from these posts is a (You) problem.
Retard.
I will counterswap even more so more redditors can cry over it on the internet
>counterswapping doesn't work
>that's why we've been bitching about it for 8 years
>>537982702
>I have no counter argument so I'm gonna call you a cuck

Have fun in bronze
>>537982339
honestly it can be fine, depends on if the tank is a retard or if they bully you
>>537982861
Post rank.
counterswap THIS!
*unzips dick*
Wanna bet the all the posts seething over counter swaping is just one ballnigger or trannyfist player who can't get past silver?
>>537982895
I'm having fun in masters, thanks cuck
>>537982976
jokes on you, I already selected the bussy perk
>counterswapping is a lost art to newcums
oh my keks
Getting countered is a skill issue
>>537983141
ZAMN
>bans zarya
Counterswap me now bitch!
>>537983141
it's too square, not cute and bubbly like juno's
>onetricks literally cannot fathom other people having more hero depth than their otp
KEK
>>537983001
Ballfags get so mad when they get maced to the face
>>537983256
I choose john sigma thoughbeit
sometimes I wish I could go back in time and have a very high rank player take control of my body to see how he'd have played the match differently
>>537983656
>BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPFFFFTTTTT
>>537983113
I'm having fun in gm
>>537983418
sigma is also annoying as fuck but atleast he can be killed
>>537984171
Sigma is the second most honest tank, after Reinhardt.
If you could lick one thing from the OW universe, what would it be?
>>537984339
widowmakers blueberry flavored _____
>>537984339
>>537984339
Wuyang's armpits
>>537984339
I wanna taste the waffles from blizzard world
>>537984640
isn't it unsatisfying if you can only lick it and not actually eat it
>>537984761
I'm not following the rules I'm devouring those waffles
>>537984339
The sweat off Pharah's abs
>>537984339
>>537985272
Some of the best art I've ever seen has been from smut artists
>>537984339
Brig’s mouth.
>>537984506
Fuck man. This place has tricked me so hard into wanting to pump this this them
>>537985924
based
I'M NOT YOUR FATHER
>>537984339
mei's farting asshole
>>537986536
incredibly based
Anyone else losing nothing on a loss, even in Pro?
>>537985358
The not so secret rumor is that majority of these 3D smut artist work for places like Pixar, Dreamworks, etc and make porn as another source of income.
>>537987890
It's the only explanation, some of this shit is way too good for amateur work
>>537987890
Pixar must pay like shit if some of their animators make porn on the side
>>537987890
Lots of artists make porn of their characters.
We’ll never see most of it, very very few are open about it.
>>537988179
i have a friend that makes 200k a year and still drives ubereats lol
>>537988179
>Pixar must pay like shit if some of their animators make porn on the side
alot of animation jobs have been outsourced since Pixar's heyday. I dont blame them if some of them have to make sexy pictures to live.
>>537987259
I wont ever see pro in my lifetime, so no I dont think so.
>it's another "ball and sombra instalock in qp" episode
You play QP so you automatically don't care how the game goes.
i instalock kiriko and get 15% weapon accuracy
>>537989890
Actually how
>>537989890
mr sharpshooter ova here
>>537990195
just hold down the button
I instalock Torb and have a great time being a DPS that doesn’t really have any weaknesses besides snipers
>>537990994
Overload beats all snipers with strafing
YOU WON'T SINK -MY- BATTLESHIP
>>537991043
Bad snipers sure.
Good ones will still get you.
Torb’s not really a hero where you can a d a d, he’s too chunky. He’s more about being a fatfuck that controls space and can survive a dive and get out of dodge.
>>537991196
Proto tank
>>537991196
He can easily 1v1 a widow who can't 1 shot him
It never gets fast enough for me
>>537933608
>>537933415
What did they buff? I can't find anything about Hog in the patchnotes.
how serious do people take stadium, I've never tried it
>>537993587
about as serious as quickplay(very)
>>537984339
hana's sweaty bodysuit
>>537993587
People have gotten very angry at me when I underperform, so pretty serious I'd say.
>>537984339
Rein's tits
>>537993587
Not that bad unless you're turbo bad.
just started playing venture, any tips? also, cringe that tehres nothing except recolours to buy for her
>her
Been here the whole time
>>537994867
she looks like a dude here
>here
>looks
>>537994401
you lost their best >>537983141
>>537995360
literally me
>>537995360
rivals ahh post
>>537995360
go back to rivalsnite
>>537993587
Less than quick play, about as serious as regular comp. Stadium quick play is the chill mode outside of arcade and mystery heroes.
>>537994921
It is a dude
>>537995360
i dont get it
>>537995804
if she's a dude, you're a dude.
>>537995991
Someone used ai to turn Sombra into a Sombro. You can tell cause her supple latina tits are missing.
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>537980567
Diamond is not a good rank. It was barely above average and is not actually average. You are not good at the game at all, if you’re Diamond. So naturally you’re a counterswapping faggot just like plats
>>537996560
Diamond is a good rank compared to bronze.
>>537997223
Hey can you delete this picture of me?
the kiriko dance
>>537997223
i look like this and do that
kissu
suplexing kiriko through a table
>tell the team you're practicing a hero
>one guy immediately starts throwing
always the support player
>>537998031
Nobody wants to hear that just keep it to yourself
>>537998031
I told someone jokingly i was practicing a hero and they said thats reportable lol
should I spend all my credits on the shitter voicelines and icons so my lootboxes are better
You should spend all your credits on Kiriko
>>537998753
hehehe
>>537998753
sugoi
I spend all my shekels on kiriko and zen
>>537999002
What do you eat?
>>537999230
>>537999230
Pussy juice and motor oil
>>537999648
>>537998564
No, you always get those regardless.
Only thing that will make your boxes better is buying the cheap ow1 legendaries
>>537999882
>>537995360
the fuck is this shit, take a (You) and never post anything ever again
>>537995360
deadass bruh
>>537999636
Ok Luna from Luna’s Cabaret on the Paris map
I wonder how much revenue Kiriko has generated solely by herself
Probably 0
>make a new account couple months ago
>play 50 qp games on role queue
>unlock comp
>get gm5 with dps
ok
>make a new account now
>play 20 games on 6v6 open queue
>unlock comp
>get gold 1 with dps
so unless they didnt really change anything role queue gives you a big boost in mmr and 6v6 does not very interesting
I'm obviously the most precious
>>538000835
https://youtu.be/7ZAYzLjQAd4?si=XJzLzRgxcif0T5iZ
ventussy
w-what did she mean by this?
>>538001954
*aim here*
>>538001954
they*
Sombras VA
>>538002685
Hag
>>537903584
stop watching porn.
>>538002685
>setting up the car wash
Red haired Sombra
remember when I said this was the worst general on this board? I still stand by these words
Is Juno a throwpick now?
>>538003990
No? Why would she be?
>>538003887
*posts a picture of Kiriko*
Problem?
>>538001834
>>538001954
>>538004110
dive dps are strong right now and she gets raped by dive
>>538004290
juno brig is the best answer to that though
>>538003990
Yeah unless you need speed and you don't play lucio
does sigma suck on push and flashpoint? his pickrate in the higher ranks drops significantly for those game modes...
>>538004449
Everyone wants to play Wuyang. Does he work with Juno?
>>538001834
>>538001954
>>538004271
>>538004271
>>538004920
>>538004929
ZAMN
>>538004891
i wont lie dude, i played two days of this dogshit season and quit for a bit. Hitscans are trash rn, and tracer basically only dps hero you can solo q on. I saw a lot of wuyang and kiri
>>538004449
>>538004891
Juno feels bad this season, brigger with wuyang/kiri/ana seems good.
>>538005209
>Hitscans are trash rn
Cass and Soj were far too strong.
>>538005303
yeah i hear ppl saying that about juno too, i play zen mostly, cool discord perk

>>538005545
yeah i said cass became on the level of ana recently. I went 7-1 on 76 the other day, not doing shit, swap to cree, flash, fth, finished 27-4. One hand i want a dps i can solo with but cree became too easy
Don’t fuck the enby
>>538005672
yeah I quite like zen/brig depending on comps rn as well
>>538005946
king arthur couldn't pull me out that thussy
>Team bans Zarya
>get stomped by Orisa, Rein, Dva
People hate Zarya but you need her to shut down a lot of other bullshit
>>537953868
Successful game design making nobody want to play as tank.
>>538006231
rein beats zarya though
>>538006301
this top 3 hero shit has fully exposed how many support mains there are. Most common is 3 suppport mains. A dps main on support, a support on tank, i guess is flexing, then the mercy. Its hilarious, almost every game, and i play d5-d2. Its just counterswaping support mains that climb on tank. Ig real tank mains appear here and there but sporadic
>>538006418
A skilled Zarya can beat any rein.
>>538006582
And onetricks. There are so many lvl 100+ genjis in plat.
>>538006689
only because there is no such thing as skilled rein
>>538006689
This was debunked.
>>538007208
Reinhardt mains go for 1v1 duels and do not resort to other heroes to win.
>>538006769
thats so true, i notice the throwing has increased when they get their hero banned, or even stomps. You check profiles and youre like, well that explains it. Had a few ball/doom one trick just lock hog and int. Thats why im taking a break, not having fun on dps or support and best tanks i seen just counterswap
how do i become a good tank main so i don't end up like the one-tricks
>>538007658
By one tricking.
>>538007658
just don't one trick ball doom or zarya and you'll be fine
>>538001954
venTUAH
I don't like playing with a rein because he requires so much support attention to get any value.
we do a little smurfin
>>538011514
The wifeiko is tempting me...
>>538012754
Is Sigma a good smurf hero?
I look and act just like Kiriko
>>538012754
winston sold
>>538013154
Probably not but Haz andd Zarya were banned
>>538011965
How about you do your job? I know there are 12 other heroes I could play where you get to DPS and you've changed the meta by complaining for years that you have to heal, but I will not switch. I am going to play tank and I am going to play the antiquated hero.
>>538014565
how about stop charging into their backline behind two walls
rlts
logging on
have a nice weekend everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_uVVO7eGic
>>538012754
I can only imagine the flame their monkey was getting, smurfing should really be against the rules.
>>538011965
So basically you want to afk in spawn while your Ball goes 1v5 and then you walk into the point like you did something?
>>538015510
support players hate ball as well
>>538014831
Decisive picks to win the push. Need you full committing instead of pussyfooting halfway back to spawn because we're engaging. Your K/D means nothing.
>>538015582
No, I love a good ball on my team. My shitass blossoms give him so much uptime, he practically never needs to get a healthpack.
>>538016983
>a good ball
a creature of myth
>>538015397
https://youtu.be/N3kkNfH4yco?si=Ky--wnLvPSkVkqUW
Why do people always blame the tank even when they do their job better than the enemies tank?
>>538012754
>tank players aren't subhum-
>>538017826
Tank is 1v9
>>538015510
I want a tank who doesn't need constant healbotting and speedboost just to function.
>>538017826
if you lost your tank didn't do a better job than the enemy tank
>>538018209
Why do you play support if you don't like supporting?
>>538017826
because tank require the least amount of anything to play.
>>538018239
More kills, more damage mitigated and less deaths means I did play better
>>538019071
this was debunked >>537939856
https://youtu.be/Q-CqY0EbOVk?si=pqm-d5f4a-orEqEF
>swap to McCree because they have an Echo, McCree, and Orisa
>Mercy acts like it's for her
>>538019071
>medlas
>>538019139
No this just means the team played worse or didn’t play objective
>>538019139
Do you not see the damage mitigated from the Rein?
>>538019347
mercy mains will always find a way to make everything about themselves
>>537939856
>watching cloudy play dps
I miss medals
>>538020171
they added hero sr for people like you
https://youtu.be/qgnZ9w5ghwE?si=9IxOUE-MMbjTcu5M
>captcha: G4MRS
>>538018374
I like supporting. I don't like having no agency because my tank requires me to put all my resources into him.
Is getting duplicates from loot boxes still a thing?
> play tank
> lose game
> "ggs tank diff"
How do you respond without sounding mad
>>538021487
i never lose
>>538017767
based weekend enjoyer!
>>538019337
cool track
>>538021148
Yes, but they don't give credits anymore. Instead, they give some kind of resource that builds up to a legendary loot box, so you're still incentivized to use credits on all the cheapest stuff that you can so you can get as many duplicates as possible.
>>538021487
call out dps/supp diff first
>>538021487
Tell them they own you and call them daddy and then spam invite them till they block you
When the healer does bad it’s the tanks fault
When the dps does bad it’s the tanks fault
When the tank toes bad it’s the tanks fault
When you lose the match it’s the tanks fault
When you win the match it’s because of everyone but the tank
Tanks are the most oppressed group in overwatch
>>538000956
Because your SR in role queue is mostly based on the role, not the hero. In open queue, it's mostly based on the hero.
>>538022118
yeah that makes sense, but its still kinda stupid i can play diamond level in role queu and place in gm
>>538021750
Cool, thanks
>>538021487
report them and queue up and instantly get into another game while they have to wait
>>538021992
this is close, but only if the dps giving the blame is less visible, like soldier, soj, ashe, cass etc, if the dps is tracer, genji or literally any other hero with a high skill ceiling and visible blunders the tank will always blame them regardless of their own performance.
>>538022970
I never blame my dps even when they are garbage because we are all learning and trying to improve and toxicity does nothing but no one shows me the same courtesy
There was also a shitiko player on his team, I thought his name was Jose but it was JooJee or something like that
>>538022512
This has been a problem since role queue was created. Mercy mains pocketing their way to GM with little to no game sense is an unsolvable issue with the way that that community was allowed to fester for the sake of selling skins.
>>537992846
They made his damage 6.5 and his hook damage 25 so he can one shot consistently
Many such cases!
if I lose I just go next
I don't apportion blame unless someone else blatantly playing below the level of the rest of the lobby, and even then I just make a mental note and avoid them rather than flame.
>>538025163
turning off chat also prevents flaming entirely
>>538025972
I have low tendency to flame, I honestly cannot remember the last time I did it. Maybe 12 years ago I would've flamed someone but it doesn't even cross my mind these days.
>>537992035
If he’s close, yeah.
>>538021487
Asking the 11-7 Hanzo to switch while tank and other dps are 30 kills is not flaming
>>538026709
nobody said it was habibi
Today is Mei's birthday!
>>537950795
2200
>>538026157
I have a bad habit of getting into arguments when someone flames first.
>>537950795
only 400
>DPS does damage to kill people to move forward
>Tanks mitigate damage and control space. Only works if the team is behind.
>Supports heal and do better damage than DPS and control space better than Tanks through speed boosts, invuln, and literally forcibly pulling people into position, have the best innate mobility and odd enough hurtboxes to dodgetank to mitigate damage more effectively than the tank role when pulling aggro.
Interesting. Seems balanced to me.
>>538029469
Nice fanfic
>>538028446
Happy birthday Mei!!! I hope you have an A-MEI-ZING birthday!
>>538029569
What part was wrong?
>>538030131
Every part
>>538030191
Explain
>i don't like it
>no i won't elaborate on why
>tank overextends
>lose
>>538028446
if you guys come to the party stay away from the cake
trust me on this
>>538030347
no one owes you an explanation
overwatch? open.
playlist? ethereal.
volume? a calm 24%.
bedroom slippers? cozy.
illari? instalocked.
heads? clicked.
you need healing? my healing pylon is here.
is mei actually best girl material? don't be compelled to say yes just because it's her birthday.
>>538030790
Tanks need correction for losing
total
latina
love
>>538030868
Why reply if you have nothing to say?
>>538031535
She is perfect.
did you play overwatch today?
>>538032006
No but I will be.
>>538030868
>literally no argument
Please spare us your pointless posts next time.
>>538028446
Happy Birthday to my wonderful wife, the Mei.
>>538032130
not him but every post is pointless here.
>>538032006
Not yet.
>>538031535
Yes, she is best girl. I know this because I have been married to her for 9 years.
>>538032130
not everything is an argument schizo
>>538032289
Fair

>>538032457
That post was CLEARLY meant to be argumentative though, it was just lazy and half assed.
Faggot.
>>538032169
>>538032449
which of you is the real husband or is this the same guy?
>>538032545
hyperbole post
>>538029469
Every role can do damage and control space, DPS can just do more consistent damage and tanks obviously are fat as fuck and have kits that allow them to take more space.
>>538032006
No.
>>538025051
If only she had a strong white husband...
>>538032006
Will later
>>538033330
why white?
>>538034563
Because that would be me.
>>538034165
Headshotting a Juno with anything should instantly kill her via a heart attack because she thinks she’ll explode if she takes her suit off.
>>538032006
I did my dailies as fast as I could (thank matchmaker for giving me a backfill with 10 seconds left) and went back to playing Silksong.
I must not forget to breed, I am breeding!
>>538035010
You are now breeding manually.
>>538032006
yes, logged off an hour ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8F1ugRkCoI
Wuyang Ogundimu
>>538035698
He only fucks white men doebeit
>>538036640
>>538036640
>>538036640
>>538032571
Same one. I'm me.
>>538025051
brvtal mogging
>>538034860
reminder this implies she doesn't shower