Thread 537922524

>The Deep of Night announced, coming September 11th
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1961066321329652193

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1021

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>537855076

This is a Miquela thread!

>>537922660
oh no you're going to anger the angry man he's gonna call you mean words!!

>>537922660
Place the barrel of a shotgun under the roof of your mouth and blow your brains out already

A story in 2 parts.
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1o2KyznE55/

>>537922660
>>537922727
shit yourself and die worthless troon faggot

>>537922660
Literally me with my cats. I love cats so much. We need cats walking around the round table...

>>537922660
This is a duchess thread, actually. Take that fag shit somewhere else.

>>537923073
Not fat enough. Duchess is a big girl.

>>537922660
fuck off slopnigger

>>537923073
anyone got pics of that chick with the decent duch cosplay

>>537922727
called it. they literally cannot help themselves. it's all they think about day and night. it's invaded their heads. they see a femboy and automatically start going bald. hilarious.

>>537922660
At least post non slop you incredible faggot

>>537923154
stop downloading samples idiota
>>537923258
or maybe you're just an obnoxious nigger whose only purpose here is to shit up the threads with slop

>>537923073
manface

>>537923154
stop being fat

they're still so mad and samefagging it's so fucking silly. look at them. they have nothing better to do. this is their life and they know it. there's so little going on with them that their only release is calling people mean names on the internet. holy shit.

played silksong for an hour and got bored, back to 3dog 1/3

>>537923696
You seem upset. Gonna cry, troonoid?

>>537923827
Lmao! It's their only defense. It's the only word in their vocabulary. It's on their mind 24/7, every day of the month. Say the line, Bart!

Do any incants/spells have some "if you launch another one the previous one disappears" rule? Like elden stars sticks around for a while but what if you cast 2

>>537924008
magic downpour and flame of the fell god

>>537923682
Ugh I'm trying so hard. I'm dieting, fasting and working out and I got a standing desk so I'm standing more. Having a weight gain fetish is horrible for losing weight. I'm down 10 pounds I just gotta keep going.

>>537923947
Extremely embarrassing thing to post. Thanks for letting us know you'll forever be seething though.

>1/3 for 10 minutes
team cherry won
fromsoft lost

>>537924289
>I'm down 10 pounds
good job, keep it up!

>>537924401
>troon
>embarrassing
>kill yourself
You're on a streak! You hit the big three. I'm so proud of you, honey. Now say the N-slur or F-slur. Come on, you can do it! I believe in you!

>>537924271
Thank you so much anonymous!!

My wife only sucked the tip of my dick yesterday so I'm gonna play guardian now

>>537924559
Thank you! <3

>>537924630
You should show her how it's done.

gg dog
2/3 dog

gg hotdog
that was an extremely risky deathrite bird kill exec but I'm glad we pulled it off

>>537925237
Was it?

>>537925237
gg

can't believe they're going to fix literally everything in one more week

>>537925350
in the rain for the entire fight and I didn't really have any suitable weapons

>Wylder: SMOKEY
>Raider: SALTY
>Duchess: SWEET
>Revenant: SOUR
>Recluse: NUTTY/BUTTERY
>Guardian: SPICY
>Executor: UMAMI
>Ironeye: BITTER

>>537924630
what does that even mean

>>537924657
if you lose more weight, you know what that means...

>>537925530
>enemies now deal 500% damage
What is this supposed to fix?

>>537925987
no more shittyduck queuing

>>537922660
>>537923947
>>537924561
>>537924590
>>537924657
cringe tranny posts
>>537922740
>>537922826
>>537923160
>>537923827
>>537924401
based and correct posts

>>537925579
Huh I had no idea.

>>537925987
people were picking classes other than ironeye

>>537925825
>if you lose more weight, you know what that means...
I'll be wearing short skirts again, I know, I'm so excited too. Also when it happens, I'm joining my local pickle ball scene. It better be indoors though, I am NOT going outside into the devil's light. I did not play 400 hours of nightreign to end up with a tan.

I'm replaying Elden Ring and can't decide what armor to wear, could you guys post some good fashion?

gonna queue EDs

>>537926603
Recluse's propety

>>537926337
Stop larping.

Does Ironeye mark proc on % damage taken or does it pop based on posture damage?

>>537926967
the former

gg

>>537926575
This is my own original character

Simple and clean run there Wylder/Recluse. GG

>>537926876
yes

>rancorcall
>stars of rain while walking
>flame of frenzy while walking
>reduced spell FP cost
peak comfy setup

>>537925987
Noklateo spam in random queur will be fixed

QUEUE UP

>>537928326
nuh im skonging it up

>>537924289
You should see nutritionist. I lost 65 pounds in the span of 3 months because of some meds I’m on and a diet plus semi regular exercise. If you’re like me and can’t be bothered to do anything extreme it’s a pretty easy to follow.

Maybe I will start playing recluse again

>>537926337
I was going to say that you would get more praise...

>>537924630
Bloody madar facking cousin only suck tip! Nightreign guardian play time! !!!

What would you do if I raped you non-consensually without asking you first

>>537928052
I hope the rating penalty for leaving is enough to deter the types that leave in the first couple minutes if they don't get their grafted or whatever.
Even if you can't force noklateo, shifting earth will still be there and they'll just day 1 gamble whatever they roll if there's no real penalty for it.

>>537928950
I would call the cops

>>537926337
What is this random obsession with pickle ball that has consumed the entire planet for like over a year it’s died down a little compared to like last year but I still hear people talking about it out of nowhere

>>537927474
They really struck gold with Wylder's design via Duchess. The armor is fucking great but the fact that he's faceless but has a beautiful blonde sister means that his face can be as handsome/beautiful or as rugged/grizzly as anyone wants to imagine. His remembrance being about saving his sister also gives the impression that he'd be a great husband, devoted to his wife and children.

>>537928717
why are you spending murks now lil niggah?

I hate you all

>>537929470
You dont have to say thag

>>537924289
I got a weight gain fetish but I'm 110lbs myself
I want a big amazon gf I can feed enormous quantities of food to while watching her become bigger and bigger until I can hug her comfy fat with my entire body

>>537929470
you don't mean that...

>As you are well aware, my lady Priestess, you are bound to the Roundtable Hold.
>But if the object were not born of flesh and blood, it could venture beyond the Roundtable Hold. But to make such a thing possible...
what did he mean by this?

>>537929796
yeag

>>537929721
Get your head checked

>>537928950
*stabs you in the penis* >:3

>>537926337
put your skirts on your bed and take a picture of them and post it
if you don't, you're a man pretending to be a cute chubby girl on the internet and you will forever be branded a liar

>>537922524 (OP)
why did yall schizopost yys out of the general?

>>537929892
>>537929050
Please don't do that I didn't actually rape you i was just asking a question

>>537929470
yaeg...

>>537930057
Rape him as you wish. Not my problem.

>Caligo expedition
>first night boss: Godrick
>second night boss: Dancer
Perfect set. I wish they removed garbage like two cavalries or just death rite bird from the night boss pool.

>>537930057
You can't unstab your penis

g...geeg?
kino you have some egregiously cheated relics

>>537930279
it never feels good to just get a random field boss as your night boss
especially that knight & hippo fight, what the fuck is that even doing on night 2?

>>537930525
Good thing you just wrote text on the internet and didn't actually do it in real life then or else I would have gone bananas and caved your skull in

>>537930602
what are you waiting for? post his steam so we can block!

>>537930602
gg's duchess and recluse?
pretty dicey at the end there and yeah they are suspiciously good

>>537930279
Magma great wyrm, ancient dragon and fully grown fallongstar beast are my personal trio of shit I don’t want to fight

>>537930792
i was on a work call for 80% of that run unfortunately so I was barely there but we did it

>>537929470
even yys?

>>537930602
Why would you say this and then not post the relics? Sounds like cope

>>537930924
You play Nightreign at work?

>>537930792
What the fuck were the relics???

gg, I know I dispelled a bunch of dumb shit both on the bosses and on myself with the GOGS but it was fun and I had charge attack passives

>>537929470
Even Terr?

>>537930602
you better post some proof if you're gonna throw shade, a conveniently searchable steam ID number would also be nice as well.

>>537931121
>>537931038
>>537931203
see image
>>537931065
i'm working from home today which means i don't really do anything

EZ Gigadog run Wylder/Duchess.

>>537930721
Even if you caved my skull in your penis would still be all stabbed up and ruined so I win anyway.

>>537931261
>CE relics
>puts in Stonesword Key
holy noob post steam please jesus christ get this dog out of my queue

>>537931261
lmao, they can never hide it can they

>>537931261
Kek what the fuck. Most obvious cheated relics ever
Share his steam i wanna block this cunt

>>537931261
Oh yeah those are cheated. Post his boiled water.

>>537931261
Damn now THAT is some CEKINO indeed.

>>537931261
god cheaters are such un-creative faggots
>im gonna get the most common spell in the game
>im gonna spam it all game
>im gonna min-max it with cheats

give us the steam ID

Join ED GAPING ANUS now!!

>>537929280
yeah wylder is peak main character, and he's absolutely bloodthirsty for the nightlords which greatly helps

ED Adel 2/3

AM IIIIIIIII WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG?
HAVE I RUN TO FAAAAR TO COME HOME, YEAAAAAH

>>537931261
>stonesword key

>>537928787
Yay more praise <333
>>537929109
I think it's because tennis has been really popular for a long time as like a relaxing sport to do with 4 people, but then people realized it's actually really exhausting and takes up a lot of space so when they discovered pickle ball being basically the same thing, but more casual, smaller and less exhausting, everyone started to flock to it. I know everyone around here in their 50s is like super into it. I used to love tennis, I played a lot in my teens, but when I tried recently it was beyond embarrassing so I need something much easier.
>>537929941
I'm a gock haver anon. I never said I was cute either. No I will not post my clothes you will make fun of me and I will be sad.

>>537930047
yys maybe didn't deserve it but xhe nekotroon sure did, that freak never queued again after we made fun of xher for cheating in relics

incredible how low this general fell
since NR release we had some of the most abhorrent and delusional posts ever, and this general has seen a lot already

>>537931261
Incredible.

>>537932198
i won't make fun of you why would I even do that. idc if ur a trans just post proof of those clothing, or if youre actually based post body. do either of these and you won't be seen as a larper

>>537932198
>I'm a gock haver anon.
so you finally admit it

>>537931261
pppfffffft lol

>>537931396
>>537932027
midwits

>>537932403
Lol. This general is doing great compared to a lot of the generals on /vg/. People actually play and discuss the game and look forward to future content. Just browse other random generals and see for yourself how bad the rest of the board is.

>>537932403
>Wylder
we are NOT the monhun general so we're doing pretty good in my book

>>537930047
this gen is so tame compared to many. get filtered.

>>537933457
>People actually play
>Meanwhile in reality: 30 minute queue times outside of middle of the day NEET hours

>>537934158
prime time NA is instant queues (the only time that matters)

Why aren't you using +3 arcane relics on Duchess? It almost triples the status proc rate

>>537934443
it absolutely is not.

>>537934443
Anytime I queue its 1/3 and I have to practically beg people to join.

>>537934814
its instant for rev mains

>>537932198
>gock haver
No wonder you're such an insufferable attention whore, getting the attention and validation you crave here instead of in the real world

>>537934703
Blade of Death is not a status effect and neither Adel or Gladius are vulnerable to bleed

>>537934703
Because raw damage and buffs on other shit is better. status slaving as anyone besides exec is dumb

geeg

>>537933354
>D tier shitter talking
opinion discard

>>537930924
>>537931261
Stop wasting company time and money before I have you fired.

gg raiderbro
guys terr just left a match will post receipts after confirming its not just a namy copycat I expect a response

Damn we smoked Adel
Too bad none of us had lightning weapons the whole match and I couldn't cast cool cocktail spells

>>537935625
gg dude
i think in this case it's excusable because i've had horrible connection all day and been booted from games too. i think it's because silksong release is overloading steam or something

>>537935586
nyo

>>537931739
he wants to assfuck the night lords? hot…
>>537933457
repeating the cope won’t make it true bud. sorry your favorite general is in this state but reality trumps hopes and dreams. it’s top ten worst on the board. just because it’s not entirely being shat up doesn’t mean it’s “doing great”.

>>537935716
I will refrain from posting cause I actually somewhat dont dislike 'em

Is this gen actually about the game or is it just for gay hookups?

>>537929892
>>537929941
>>537930047
>>537930079
>>537930721
>>537932373
>>537932805
>>/co/ntainment

>>537935397
You could theoretically roll some good relics with +3 Arcane for dagger Duchess. Good luck with that, though. lol

>>537936021
The latter. We’re a trans positive hang out group. :3

>>537936213
No we're not, got away faggot

>>537932403
trans friendly general thoughbeit

>>537936303
*go

>>537935557
i accept your concession as usual schizo

>>537936213
Fuck off tranny we only like BIG and burly STUDS

R8 my Ironeye relics.

Do we need to hoard currency for the new mode?

>>537936213
Can I say that Executor is the sexiest Nightfarer then? I'm going to anyway. Executor is the sexiest Nightfarer.

>>537936713
I have been just in case, not like the gacha is worth it anyway

>>537936713
no one knows
even if you mod in the deep of night mode there's no way to get 3-liner deep relics right now (depth runs only give you low quality relics)

>>537936303
>>537936673
>>537936045
/erg/ is a certified gock enjoyer general. don't like it? leave.

>>537936713
No. Unless you look like that

>>537936994
Shut up tranny or I'm gonna rape your sloppy gay butthole until you become my eunuch slave and beg to french kiss my sweaty balls all day. Patheric faggot.

>>537932805
Maybe someday.
>>537932832
I've admitted it before.
>>537935258
Maybe it's because you're really cool and I like spending time with you <3

>>537937651
sounds like a fun time! :3

>>537936713
you get a new currency called deepreignbux

>>537937726
>maybe someday
I KNEW IT! you are just a larping fucker
you're not trans. you don't own any skimpy clothing. and you're not even chubby. you lied about it all!

>>537938021
I hope he uses that money to buy a treadmill

Why do people struggle against bell bearing hunter again?

>>537937651
Hot. I'm going to jerk off to the idea of this now.

>>537937814
S-stop being such a smug little cunt... or I'll make you regret it... *violently squeezes your plump thighs and grabs you by the neck* faggot...

>>537937651
>>537938417
Yeah honestly I'm with you that was really hot. I'm going to do so too.

>>537936713
my guess is that you get them as rewards for depths runs.
being able to buy them straight away with existing currency would be retarded since autists with 300k murk and 1k sigils would just get depth 5 worthy relics right off the bat

>>537938332
They expect every boss to stagger when swarmed by 3 players. BBH doesn't flinch for anything but a full poise break or a parry.

So is anybody playing on ps5 or...

>>537938859
My secret?

>>537938708
Fucking wild considering his 3 hit combo is more telegraphed than Godrick on date night

>>537938332
if you get clipped you get 1shot and he has a lot of hp. thats pretty much it. Doable at level 7 desu

a cute puppygirl is queueing up in 30 mins

>>537938332
Mainly for the reasons the other anon said -- because he's tanky, fully juiced with poise, aggressive, attacks have surprising range, etc. He's not easy, but I genuinely feel like people weren't as scared of him in the months before the memes established him as a big threat everyone should avoid.

>>537938332
It's specifically the basement one and because his reach is the entire room, so squishies get 1 shot. Most of the time people are fighting him day 1 so they don't have many levels or many damage negation passives. If you don't have a parry shield he can be really hard to stop. Not to mention I've gotten 1 tapped by him a number of times because a Duchess will dodge past him so his attack 180s on me as I'm casting an incant or a sorcery that plants me. Ironeye does it a lot too with the mark since he has the iframes while doing it, so he slides through an attack that 180s and gets me. Especially the case when I have flame of frenzy or crystal shotgun and I'm closer.

>>537936376
>>537936994
>>537939240
>>537936045

>>537939240
Fat man who just got off work

>>537939070
and then someone dies, you go to revive them, and have to deal with his ranged combo instead

2/3

>>537938332
He doesn't flinch when you hit him really hard.
He's PROBABLY the only man we ever feared.

>>537938332
Because Wylder players refuse to parry him and instead dodge left and right instead of forward or backwards causing his giant swings to clip people hitting behind him and instantly downing them in one hit.

>>537939240
This is a cuckold fetish image.

>>537939479
>>537939516
nyo im a real puppygirl i play with a collar on and my clitty stays locked all day :3

>>537939570
It's 1/3 for me. I'm using the password erg

>>537939947
What? But dsg schizo said it's insta queue!!!! >>537934443

geeg

>>537940040
Do we use the password dsg?

>>537940079
Only foids say geeg

>>537939920
>>537939240
you need to get fucked by massive roided africans while I watch

>>537940079
ggs

>>537940119
YES!!!! QUEUE WITH DSG!!!

>>537940132
??????????????????

>>537939240
You should get spit roasted by a violent feral urban pack of youths.

>>537922660
>>537923154
>>537924289
>>537939240
Built, made, put together, prepared, invented, engineered, crafted, created, constructed, developed, concocted, arranged, molded, designed, refined, processed, formed, formulated, established, organized, grown, produced, framed, erected, forged, assembled, inaugurated, fabricated, confected, handcrafted, divinely sculpted, specifically commissioned, born and raised, geographically programmed, shaped, and organically manufactured FOR BIG BLACK COCK

i hate americans so much

>>537936848
wrong, you must be only playing on depth 1
if you use the mod that's on nexusmods you can change the depth, depth 5 is big relics only, even if you die on night 1

>>537940079
>>537940259
gg adel feels like a breeze now

>>537940262
Nobody is on it 1/3 as usual.

If I can't queue with erg or anyone else, then I have to play with random people.

>>537940475
>even if you die on night 1
I can already tell this is going to get exploited in some way.

>>537922660
>>537937726
>>537939240
>>537939920
i'm straight but why do "boys" surrendering their masculinity get me going like nothing else? maybe cause it's like they're "losing" the manhood contest to me so utterly. you can call me the lord of blood the way i'd be full nelson thrusting up into some bussy- Nihil! Nihil! Nihil!!!

>>537940134
oh~! i didn't know you were into that anon...i would be more than happy to oblige <3 god if there's one thing i want is to have my pathetic white clitty get smacked around by a superior BBC stud, then i'd cum from just that...its making my heart race~

>>537940878
you're evil and deserve to be raped by demons in hell.

>>537939656
Good. Fuck you

>>537941020
They aren't actually going to do that if they catch you. Feral urban negroes will just pump twice in your sloppy boycunt and deliver a festering putrid dose of pozzed cum directly into your bloodstream via your gored hole, then beat you into a coma before stealing your wallet. You will spend your life decaying and rotting from AIDS and you won't even get any pleasure from anal anymore as it will be broken into a loose pulp. This is your fate, whore.

nigger worshippers are scum and you deserve to be put down like dogs

what the fuck is this

>>537941705
Punjabi charti benchod

Solo practice for today because the servers are acting up

I posted a link to sniffies in the gen yesterday as a joke, but I guess we aren't joking.

https://sniffies.com/map

Fucking queue up, cowards.

>>537941406
you underestimate the power of my butthole!
>>537940878
sissification is literally the hottest thing ever. i used to be a normal guy once but i later realized being a horny puppygirl who gets used by (black) men as a cocksleeve is a much better life :3

>>537939920
>>537940134
>>537940308
>>537940435
>>537941020
>>537942264
>>537936045

Gigadel down. GG Rev/Exe

2/3 gigadog gigadel get in here

>>537940878
It's an extremely hot fetish. I've been full time for 16 years but I still get off on it...

Totally a “mostly fine” general btw

wtf was that run

>>537943059
you'll have to be more specific.

Reminder that /dsg/ was never this bad.

>>537943059
which run?

>charged attacks cause a magic explosion on a dagger
nice, that seemed pretty strong for stance breaking

gg revtroons
I accidentally picked the gradual restoration flask and didn't have a holy weapon on me so I was a bit worried, but everything turned out OK

blessed run doesnt get much easier

dogshit ironeye

gg wylder squad, Dog simply can't handle the Pïss wave

>>537943341
>two mistakes in one run
umm steam? for the blocklist obviously

>>537943842
they were able to carry sens however

>make fpbp
>leave and do other shit
>come back
>10 malding replies
I should do this more often, you guys are easy

>>537943825
the damage made me think we had marais or grafted

>>537943341
gg's

2/3 gigAdel / Hellstar

>>537942264
Cute puppy! Would.

2/3 hotdog and spicy jaw

>>537943951
yerbatero is a shitter ragequitter thoughbeit

>>537943985
>leave flaming bag of shit in my neighborhood's gazebo
>come home to 10 malding letters
>these guys are so easy to troll lmao

HERO_BUFFER...

>>537943985
actually blocking you if I match with you again, bj*rk

>>537944273
to (s)heol with ya!

geeg
dog is actually so annoying sometimes with how its attacks hit behind executor's parry

what is gennie culture doe

>>537945057
getting bullied by anons

>>537944694
uhhhh terrxisters??? our response? our sissy is a ragequitter.......

>>537944804
look at the filename, that's not him

>>537944694
terr it down

>>537944694
why does the brony ragequit so much?

>>537943823
What did the ironeye do?

>>537944652
>tell people what triggers you
>they do it more
Basic cause/effect is hard for you huh

>>537938332
Bcause they are scrubs that dont play as Guardian
Braindead chimps that spam attacks on the BBH then get surprised when he turns around and 1 hits them

>Erg queue is dead

Guess it's Silksong time

>>537946283
we probably blocked you

>>537946398
Only troons block, anon.

>>537946560
If you say so troonerati. The end result is still you being blocked by anons as we play the game. Have fun trying to consensus crack the thread in the meantime kek.

>>537946560
You struck a nerve. The trooncord AGP sissy sister is seething and dilating hard.

>>537947327
looks like you got caught in a loop again brosef

>>537946398
Not him but I'm also not able to progress from 1/3.

>>537947593
probably blocked like other anon said.

>>537946686
>someone does something slightly off meta
>you immediately have a melty and block them
That's troon behavior. Enjoy not being able to start games anymore.

>>537947457
You seem upset. Gonna cry, troonoid?

New guy here just bought the game.
I'm supposed to use the password erg right?
When do I get to play? I've been waiting for 30 minutes.
There's a 3 headed dog icon

why do these dumbfucks only know one word holy fuck watching them argue is exhausting

Never expected so many cute little bugs to kick my ass, especially as an executie main

>>537947880
Most people only queue for EDs. If you want to play a non-ED boss, ask for people to queue in the thread.

>>537947880
good attempt at a false flag broski.

>>537947880
>pretending to be a new player
lol

Good work on giga bigmouth team. Thanks for suffering my meme build

Just bought the game on PS5, I've been using the erg password but it didn't work, I only think I can play with random people.

>>537948389
poor brony

hey bwos i just gotted the game and cant find a match with ergs?? help??

>>537948778
>Revenant trying to flirt with Wylder by showing him how fast she is

>>537948778
kill yourself mush stop spamming your premade discordtroon lobbies we don't give a shit

>>537949004
It kind of ruined his life on 4chan when you think about it.

>>537946560
You never block? Even troons?

Duchess steals because she's a thief therefore she has some black in her.

>>537949193
>>537946560
I've only blocked sneed, seiln, kino and mulch eater

>>537949059
good. hopefully xhe jumps off a tall building and plummets to death soon

>>537949193
I never black because the game is dead already.
If I don't wanna play with trannies I can just do random queue anyway. Plus the erg can get you through every boss even if you screw it up. Or at least it could before this indie game released today

>>537949284
Sounds like you're trans, by your definition.

>>537949305
Been seeing his downfall for like 2 years on this website. I think he's addicted to the humiliation it causes him,

Pretty much a lifestyle cuckold without a woman. He lives the embarrassment lifestyle like his own skin.

>>537949004
>>537949059
>>537949305
>>537949569
not even /mhg/ likes mush KEKAROOOOOOOOOO

>>537949460
>If I don't wanna play with trannies I can just do random queue anyway
There's no way you're so fucking deluded you think the amount of trannies here is greater than the amount in gen pop.

Holy fuck I destroyed that dog. That entire run even.

>>537949606
Grim

>>537949606
He's known as a lolcow on a bunch of boards regardless of what alias he uses there.

>>537949606
Seriously obsessive behavior.

gg hotdog

>>537949606
lmao

>>537949782
lol pathetic
what other boards does he get bullied on?

>>537949606
Did he get cucked by someone who found someone at a gym like you guys said?
Does that person no longer talk to him much ever since that person ran into the person at the gym?

>>537949606
kek

>>537950006
/m/ /tg/ and /v/ from what I've seen. His clique has been a maligned element to almost every FROM game in the last 10 years here.
manlymen and fatguys make fun of him lol.

>>537949569
>his downfall for like 2 years
how the hell do you know this. and just how far back does this lore go?

>>537950220
is m music or mecha, i forgot

>>537950420
Mecha. He tried to derail tons of AC threads on /m/ with shitty fanart for months. Does the same exact thing here with his ai slop of miquella.

>>537950548
>fanart
post it lmao

>>537950548
I think you are confusing anons here, the mush troon is just a loser creep groomer tranny chaser, slop anon is someone else.

Another crash upon loaf after the player intro cutscene. Im tired boss

knowing this much about an Anon makes you part of the problem, wtf
why do you catalog and feed weirdos, you're actively fostering the downfall of your own comfort zones

>>537950548
>Does the same exact thing here with his ai slop of miquella
that's me
at least i frequently play and talk about the game

>>537950701
kys mush, you're getting exposed for the loser you are

>>537950548
Proof?

dog/heolstor 2/3

>>537951086
regular dog?

Shield continues to be OP against Heolstor. Even a small shield is good enough.

>>537950903
brother, if we want to cook mush we gotta do it the correct way and not spread lies

>>537950849
Hard no. Self policing your own community is good and anyone saying you shouldn't self police your surroundings is most likely trying to not have fingers pointed their way.

Sneedterrarian has been going ham here for years, the only thing that has stopped him somewhat is anons making fun of him actively in the threads. You'll quickly notice a trend of the shitposting stopping as someone has to start defend themselves or try to derail the discourse,
They can't do both at the same time. Like we are seeing now.

>>537951329
how can we tell what are lies and what isn't?

>>537951335
but sneed is the best anon here (cheatchad + makes you seethe)

>>537951457
Because the AI troonsloptard has said himself he was bjark and this was never disputed nor a hidden fact. Both pathetic in different ways.

>>537950849
>trying to reason with terminally online, fatherless, neets
They just do it for attention.

>>537951335
No one who is still around after being targeted by the aforementioned group bothers to engage back with them at all. They are literally shouting their obscenities to the void and praying newfrens give them (you)s.

>>537951335
you stopped the derailment by massively posting about a single anon, good job
every single thread now has dozens of posts about that sneedguy and that's definitely not a problem at all, it's very effective self-policing you see

>>537951304
Shield and/or ranged option for melee builds or melee option for ranged builds are 10/10. No idea why some people eschew them even when the passives are on character.
100% block on any shield lets you skip mechanics without having to specifically play those skip mechanics characters (sometimes).
>>537951457
Doesn't matter in the long run. If you are anonymous none of this applies to you, if you have a personality here then there are inherent downsides to that that any anon will tell you about. There is 0 downside to making up the worst shit imaginable and labeling person x with it. If it doesn't apply to them it'll wash off them like rain, if it does apply they will kvetch endlessly to confirm it.

>>537948389
use it as a MP password, not just group password.
Say in the thread that you're Q-ing and see if anyone is on.
I haven't played with PSN anons in a long time, I heard they have a group chat or smth

>>537951292
everdark

>>537951335
all sneedger does is come weekly to shit on any new event and you obsessed troons talk about him daily and call everyone else sneedger

but let me guess, I'm sneedger as well

>>537951760
>if it does apply they will kvetch endlessly to confirm it
I don't think he's acknowledged any of the shit talk that's been said about him in the past 20 mins. Can we assume they don't apply and it has washed off him like rain?

>>537949606
unfathomably based list, but how is it that long? Must be a very big gen

>>537950156
>Did he get cucked by someone who found someone at a gym
Yes, yys cucked him with a nigger. At the same time hilarious but also pretty sad. The mentally ill are attracted to one another, I guess.

>>537951973
we're a pretty big gen ourselves

OFFICIAL /ERG/ NIGHTREIGN PLAYER TIERLIST (FINAL FINAL VERSION)
>SSS tier
Sneedger
>S tier
elnid
freud
sneeglius
monkeylord
>A tier
august
abundy
fountainstand
goon goon
monica
weeem
aidente toast
mellow
zombii
sludge merchant
asriel
sens
fae
nyeko knyaight
>B tier
pepe
jeppe
alice margatroid
nanashi
lord autisio
yellowjello
gooner maximus
ukonzaemon
terr
spirit
im wyldin out
various cheeses
godefroy lord
hy
solarion
mush
>C tier
yys
seraphicradiance
g_dog
nezuk
tide
philip
devil knight
gallow ghost
surottoru
zane
dingle
veganopromedio
zdradaenjoyer
mari
quintoneus
blaze
ender
pigley
shigurenomiya
zaborg
gusworld
beans
cry
doug
ordealis
100% prune juice
quote
marika's tits
roll spammer
>D tier
dao
tranimelover2004
revenantismywife
oie
hammy
salamander
mame khan
barduk
nyagger
deyn0d
>F tier
miquellafaithful

>>537951748
Anons making fun of sneedski has never been an issue. The guy obviously thinks he's king shit since we talk about him but he's too retarded to realize it is all negative and it has limited his gimmicks severely since we all talk shit about him.
He's like a walking personification of the troon that peed themselves thinking everyone else took the bait.
>>537951958
And we make fun of him constantly. Its all good. Gennie culture doe as he would say.

>>537952038
and how is that post proof?

>>537952161
that's a picture only yys can post

>>537952124
How many of these are biological women?

>>537951760
>Shield and/or ranged option for melee builds or melee option for ranged builds are 10/10.
It's like absolutely insane on the girls. They're all I play really and so I always bring shields to hotdoggies, Heolstor and Darkdrift Knight, but sometimes I bring them to other fights and on most of them a shield is so good. Though I think some of Adel and Libra's moves go under it I can't remember
I had to goggle eschew ; -; all I could think was "Bless you!"

>>537952432
Revtroon, what do you think about all this mush nonsense?

>>537952432
What do you think yys and mush?

>>537952320
at least two

>>537944652
You blew his asshole out here
>>537945057
>>537952124
>>537936045

>>537952276
How do you know that asking someone about their workout routine means you're going to cheat with them?

>>537951958
ah, you're the obsessed lolcow talking about russians and bronies, makes sense

>>537952125
>we talk about an attention seeking cheater all day long
>but its ok since we're not praising him
do you even read what you write, you low iq brown troonoid?

>>537952794
have you watched a single anime in your life?

>>537952794
because /pol/tards can only see black men as sexual objects

>>537952794
You understand that post was his own right? The filename of the pic revealed that it was saved from here after it was already posted. Yes, he's that retarded.

>>537952794
if a woman mentions a man's good traits that means she wants to fuck him, not only that but mentioning they're going to approach said man out of nowhere is an extremely blatant flirting move

>>537952807
Pretty good indication he's over the money. No one else would try to defend that russian guy.

>>537952518
>>537952563
I'm ignoring it because I don't really care. I'm playing with my cat and playing nightreign and posting here!
Also thinking about lewd posts above still and eventually I'm going to have to take care of myself...

Oh I will say I saw a video yys posted a while ago about aiming lightning spear on darkdrift knight and she had really good accuracy, so that was cool. I tried to be like her and got sand kicked in my face. I hate Dorkdrift Knight so much.

>>537952992
Why get upset over anons making fun of some other anon?

>>537952992
you are talking to the general's biggest schizo

>>537953204
schizorant about 2fa, bronnies and programming, haven't heard that one in a while

>>537953407
the only one we're making fun of is you, schizoid

Where do you even buy delve trinkets

>>537953279
Wanna take care of ourselves together?

>>537953279
>struggling at fucking fulghor of all bosses
post your name so i dont have to deal with you dragging the team down

>>537953423
Don't know what any of that means sorry.

>>537953552
you'd know if you weren't a low iq brown troonoid

>>537953505
for free

>>537953505
actually they're called deep relics

>>537953423
>anons making fun of mush and terr again
>you bring up dragonirian unprompted again
uh oh!

good fucking lord

sneedGAWD broke the gennie again

>>537953791
>>537953849
poor guy

>>537952794
It's pretty obvious what she was implying.
>>537953849
Don't talk about yourself maggot

>>537953895
you'll get over it doe

>>537953895
>>537953932
mindraped by sneedLAWD

>>537954005
Over what?

Thanks for the Ruins GS

>>537954052
what are you rambling about, schizo?

>>537954052
Triggering him into another loop spiral I guess. Its going to be hours of this as everyone else ignores the mental collapse.

>>537953507
Stance breaking anon with my booty...Reverse Cowgirl weapon art spam...
>>537953535
I don't struggle now that I bring a shield! I just hate him and his stupid not sexy face. The only bosses I struggle with are ED Caligo and ED Libra, but to be fair I've only tried them like 5 times each and I only have 1 win on each.

>>537954192
sorry, guess I don't get the reference

>>537954212
Spanking this slutty dolls fat cheeks, marking her pale skin with a distinct red handprint, calling her a good slut while she bounces on my lap over and over and over

>>537954212
no you're just another low skill retarded revtroon
don't bother replying or else i'm going to behead you and feed your body to crocodiles

anons are making fun of the dragonirian obsessed troon again kek

>>537953034
The /dsg/troon is the opposite of a “/pol/tard” dumbass

>>537954192
He's done 3 loops already kek. Anons have a palatial estate in his mind rent free.

>>537954648
why are you samefagging, gennie lolcow?

This is what I call a thread that’s mostly fine btw. Lovely video game discussion. Everything is mostly fine.

>>537954648
It'll be hours of this now like anon said.

>>537954212
>mfw i'm spread out on the ground watching you use Ash of War: Golden Slam from the Cathedral Roof on a collision course for my face

>>537954906
>>537954727

>>537954212
Do you look like this? If so, will you post proof?

>>537954906
That or he full stops since continuing confirms what anon is saying. Its win win either way.

>>537955079
>>537954727

>>537953136
Women always talk about someone's good traits for no reason. I've seen it happen. Women have told me I'm a nice guy, even though I'm not very nice.

>>537953029
The real world is not anime.

>>537953034
Well they're not wrong.

>>537953074
That gives it historical value

>>537953932
Just because a woman walks up to you and talks to you doesn't mean she likes you that way. No woman is single these days. They already have a guy.

>>537954608
don’t reply to bait
>>537954815
this

>>537954815
>>537953791
it's still going

"The scholar" will save dex classes

>>537955379
no one asked or cares

>>537926575
Oathseeker helm + Maliketh's set
Winged Serpent Helm + either Bloodhound set or Horned Warrior set
Banished Knight Helm (hood version) + Exile chest
Knight Helm + Vyke set
Ansbach Helm + Vulgar militia set/shadow militia set

for me nothing beats standard knight set, wish there was more realistic armor in game

>>537955463
He's tried everything to get it to stop and nothing has worked though. We have to help him support his bro.
You should be as invested in stopping this as he is.

>>537954521
Hnnng, riding anon with Stamina on Cheek Clap +1 and +0 endlessly refilling my stamina bar over and over as I rapidly drain his...
>>537954538
If you played with /erg/ or friends even once all your wins are invalidated and you did NOT beat the game. Make a new account and buy another copy and start over. Don't reply to me until you've done so.

Or if you want to use part of my body for pleasure you can reply.
>>537954945
Maximum height booty slam....Anon good boy gamer chair....
>>537955008
Of course, all dolls look like this.
I'm sorry anon I'm not super cool and super sexy like varreslut.

>>537955408
We have 4 dex classes.
IN FACT WE HAVE TOO MANY CLASSES.
so you know there's only 5 stats so we only need 5 classes? Instead we have 3 redundant classes and they're going to add more.
It's like adding 100 more weapons in the Er dlc when we already had 400 out of which less than 20% were useful

>>537955658
You people forgot how to roleplay in your roleplaying game.

>>537954521
Isn't she made of porcelain or something? That doesn't react like human skin. Go and slap your toilet.

>>537953791
>>537955379

share your filters, I'm envious.

>>537955563
>revanon doesn't look like that irl
What's the fucking point then? You just ruined it. You ruined everything. At least lie or something to keep the fantasy going. Now my dick has gone flaccid.
Fuck you. Die in a fire, moid.

>>537955658
stats don't matter that much, they covered most if not all RPG archetypes, and I think they did a good job

>>537955867
None. Manually collapsing posts so it looks like he's hiding 1 person when he isn't. Similar to deleting your own post then acting like the mods did it to stir drama.

>>537955563
Revtroon were you also the chubby duchess poster and one of the wylder sisterwives way back?

gg dog

>>537956054
Stats matter and since the system is borrowed from the ER main game, I can say with 100% certainty that Miyazaki doesn't want you to mix your stats up. He wants you to put 72 points into the main stat and that's it otherwise you will lose 30% of your damage. I did the math.
Just like race mixing this doesn't work.

bg dog

gg hotdog
hes kinda hard to hit with discus of light when he moves so much..

>1/3
erg is kill

>>537956591
Quality builds were always the intended style of play the devs intended. The final patch for SoTE making almost everything quality is all you need to know to see what was intended.

>>537956913
Maybe that was the case in dark souls 1. If you look at the math you'll see that quality builds do like 30% less damage at level 120 compared to pure builds. That's why I'm sure that Miyazaki hates them and this is the company's philosophy. They do not like diversity..

>>537955143
being nice is not a good trait, it's a filler trait

>>537956591
what I meant is that stats don't fully determine the type of a character you play. And ER softly pushes you into int/dex and str/fth hybrids, not pure builds

>>537956076
I manually collapsed 1 (one) [singular] post

>>537956591
race mixing is hot tho...

>>537957068
Its the case for ER too. Everything worth its salt is quality scaled. Entire magic schools are designed around going quality int/fth (and it becomes narratively important).
The most babby tier starter class is samurai, and it comes with a full kit of katana, shield, and bow. That is because they wanted the most standard version of a build being spread even to handle anything. Same applies for all the melee builds having a shield even if you personally don't use it. Same general line of reasoning is used on the Great Runes, the only one that people actually use is Godrick's because it ups all 8 stats by 5. The soreseals people liked using also upped multiple stats evenly.


You were supposed to be an everyman that could spec into something if you wanted. People not playing the games how the devs thought they would isn't new. I think we can all agree the way the devs play the game internally is... off, compared to how the normal person plays.

>>537954212
>>537955563
>>537957604
When can we expect to see you on BLACKED.com?

I am very capable to produce big families, make sure before you come over use your bathroom and wash up, because i dont have any , you must go outside if you need to use it.
When i lend you a diaper make sure to give it back before you leave i have many diapers most of them are clean.

2/3 for everdarks

>>537955563
Built for servicing me and me alone

>>537955563
Is that supposed to be a bulge or did she poop herself?

>>537955829
Nah she’s made of skin

>>537955994
Lol.
>>537956591
Trvth.
>>537957604
>>537957743
>thread dies after this samefag
Kino

>>537960294
poor guy

GG adel

>>537923154
Here you go!

>>537956141
Yes. The best part of being anon is wearing different hats! So many fetishes to explore and I changed them based on my main at the time. It's been a wonderful general. For the record yes I am chubby and yes I do want to get pregnant even though I can't. I didn't start the wylder wives thing though. That was another girl, but it was a nice thought so I figured I'd yes and. That was a fun period, but it ended up making me too sad so I didn't really want to think about it much more and instead was more open about having a gock.

gg

why did you buy out? we had morgott's buff

>>537960357
is it true dragonirian fucked your sisters? anons keep saying that

>>537960104
Where did she get the skin from, then?

>>537961180
he didn't "fuck" anything, he's dating my sister, not sisters
fuck off

>>537961180
oh no he's still in his loops. It really has been hours of this like anon said lol.

>>537961064
Are you confusing Libra with Morgott? Morgott buffs you for each Site of Grace you discover, Libra is the one that boosts you based off of runes.

>>537961352
Ah, yes. I did confuse the two. Thank you daughter-wife.

>>537961286
KEEEEEEEEEK

>>537961286
>obsessed troon is an actual cuck
can't make this up

>>537961578
All steppe people turn out to be cuckolds. Its part of their culture.

>>537961286
wtf man? I supported you against sneedger, didn't know he was railing your sis and YOU LIKE IT??

>>537961717
Da

>>537961286
gemmie of the gennie

>>537961048
We've been flirting in thread for a long time then.. way back when you were duchess and I was your brother. That wylder wives season was one of the best times in erg. I hope that anon that made it up has been okay. Also learning more about you hasn't changed how much I want to plap you while shouting get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant and pumping load after load inside you to trick your brain into thinking you got knocked up.

>>537961717
sneedGAWD isn't dragonirian

>>537961991
No one said he was, weird how that link keeps coming up though.

neva 4get

>>537962072
>daily seethe because some russian brony plapped his sister
okay, makes sense
poor guy

>>537962070
>awkward silence ensues
>again
kek the panic in their steam group when this happens must be sublime.

>>537962272
you're chopped after this lil bro, no amount of sweaty cope can save you now
>>537962072

>>537962272
I like only seeing our side of it. It makes the looping funnier without the context of their seethe.

>>537961286
dragonchads we won

>>537961938
Awww, that's so cute <333 Brother....I've been playing Recluse more, but it might be time to play more Duchess...
>Also learning more about you hasn't changed how much I want to plap you while shouting get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant and pumping load after load inside you to trick your brain into thinking you got knocked up.
Hnnnng that's so hot. Yesss, defy god with your divine cum and make me pregnant...
>I hope that anon that made it up has been okay
Me too. She came in and just went 100% all in on it for like 2 nights, dropped the mic and then disappeared.

>anons are bullying the dragonirian obsessed schizo again
always good to see

holy fucking shit can you faggots fuck off

>>537962882
affirmations don't make you look strong. Showing us your weakness isn't a good look, even on 4chan.

>>537962882
kek look at him trying to kiss your ass
pathetic

>>537962891
seconded

>>537962891
thirded

>>537962669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl-tmYtHDEQ

so, has the "bullying" worked to keep the thread on topic?
please rate with 1 to 10 on how much your experience has changed, with 1 being "the worst it's ever been" and 10 being "the best it's ever been"

>>537963765
8. It always gets him to stop shitposting and re-rails the thread back onto on topic.

>>537964090
you're also the problem, mentally ill schizoid
fuck off and don't come back

>>537964090
It tends to force him out and back to /v/ so we all win. He just made a new butts thread so he's seething up a shoot rn.

>>537963467
I spit out my drink from laughing, thank you anon.

Do we have data on the individual nightfarer rolls? It feels like Ironeye has less iframes than Raider based on feel, but I have no basis for that

>>537957737
>>537957297
You can argue that weapon requirements aren't pure and favor mixed builds but you fail to realize that pure builds who just buff their dump stats to meet requirements do more damage than "mixed builds" with those weapons.

>>537964750
Flawed argument. The game isn't hard enough to need peak damage or bust. A rune arc would buff your highest stat instead of all your stats if the game actually favored singular stat distribution. But it doesn't.
If single stat distribution was ideal the best stat would be an offensive one instead of vigor.

>>537964926
>A rune arc would buff your highest stat instead of all your stats if the game actually favored singular stat distribution
Or maybe it's just so you can hit 20 dex for that faith weapon on your pure faith build.

>>537964703
Recluse has the most, at 15 iframes
all the others have 13 iframes
except Guardian, which has 10 iframes
and Duchess, which has 10+11, so her single dodge is as bad as Guardian's but she can chain them to have a mega dodge
the other difference is distance traveled, they also differ in how much they move even if they have the same iframes

>>537965664
Love getting clipped as Recluse as I slowly glide 5 ft away.

>>537961286
lmaooo
what a plot twist

>>537962882
he brings it on himself, really

>>537965830
>>537965925
Still mindbroken I see

>>537961286
Why is everyone so angry at this guy for this?
Should his sister just be lonely? How are you a cuck if your sister is not lonely?

>>537965986
go talk to your brother-in-law irl, no need to shit up erg

>>537966075
Just let him self reply to himself for a few hours to soothe his hurt ego. He needs this.

>>537966075
we're just tired of the schizo desu

>>537966303
What?

>>537966164
He should be happy about his sister moving on in life. Unless she gets pumped and dumped and if the guy is a loser who can't make money.

>>537966724
I'm sure his delusions make him very happy, that is the point of a delusion. That is also why it is important that we don't shatter his delusions. He needs this right now so we should let him have his moment. God knows he doesn't get them often so pity the guy for the night.

Poor guy. Hope the war ends soon, it is obviously having a negative effect on him.

>>537962891
>>537963112
>>537963274
see >>537943018

Does anyone have that goofy image of executor parodying the werewolf tearing his shirt off?

>>537964524
No one laughs like that

>>537967075
I laugh like that

>>537962669
How does your dad feel about having a fat fuck son who roleplays as a slut on the internet

>>537964703
What did Chris chan mean by that

ggs gigadog duch and wylder
I fukken love maliketh's sword but I rarely ever get it, the fucking grafted blade and marais are more common than it

>>537967330
I looked it up.
Jessup Codrap = "Just a cough drop"
I guess.

Who gets the sacred relic sword, a STR melee guy or a caster with 8 billion FP for spamming wave of gold?

>>537969962
Doesn't really matter.

>>537969962
str melee guy just needs to buy one stack of shards from a generic merchant and a second stack from the shelter merchant
assuming this is for dogs or libra

>>537969962
Bird does

>>537969962
Wylder has high Mind and optimal stats for it.

Let's not talk about that run.

Sorry I spent the first half of that fight trying to proc the antspur, I took a lot of unnecessary hits and didnt even proc it so the second half of the fight was extra hard by the time I gave up on it.

>>537969962
I get it saar
Give me you give sword. Do the needful or I drop all my items

>>537962669
I kinda like that you've been cycling through all the babes of nightreign, first duchess then revenant and now recluse. Keep playing and learning Recluse! Then after the expedition I'll mount your chest and give your titpussy and nice warm creampie.

Zamn, 7 stacks of the gaol crutch not enough. Bros, I think the gaol crutch doesnt do damage when we tank the floor.

i had so much fun with the backhand blades I want to replay a ds game now

which ds has a really fun and swift weapon like the backhand blades?

>>537970432
What's this meme about the bird being indian

>>537970987
It's a reference that one wyldjeet that sperged out in a boss fight over maliketh's black blade

How do I beat the damned gigadogs?

>>537972306
git gud

>>537967075
I laugh like that. And I did laugh like that.
>>537967262
I'm his daughter and he loves me very much and always tells me that and that he's proud of me. We actually just hung out like 2 weeks ago. I brought my laptop over and he watched me play nightreign and then we got ice cream and watched a movie.

Does your dad love you anon? Does he tell you he's proud of you? I hope so.
>>537970480
Yay, I'm glad you do <3 It's really fun. Recluse is so cool, I love her Darkness skin so much. I want a big hat and I want to give birth to a monster baby that eats everything...Also mmmm warm thicc anon loads spraying all over my chest and neck...

1/3 purple

we melted that dog, gg all. why can I get this sword when I'm fighting libra

GG Rev/Wylder. Pissed off at the number of times the bosses walked themselves into my pillars that run when I'm trying to plant them behind them/off to the side.

>>537974035
They don’t call it the grief totem for nothing

>>537973639
shut the fuck up you dumb tranny

am i the only one who doesn't q because i come tired from work and more social interactions are way too stressful to the point it doesn't feel worth the hassle? besides all of you are cunts

>>537970987
His VA is Indian. Hence the jokes.
>>537974035
>image
I know who you are.

For depths of the night do I need to save my murk up for relics for it or does it have a new currency like the ever darkstuff did? Anyone know?

>>537974412
few more days to find out eh

>>537973639
How many Y chromosomes do you have?

Queue dog city you fucks

Game dead

>>537974774
2

Unfortunately team cherry stuck the landing and silksong is peak. Sorry y'all but looks like erg lost.

2/3 gigamutt and gaping hole

>>537976076
Stop.

>>537942220
>forced thread personality slop
>solo
Here's a pity (you) for your effort

>>537944059
>two shitters carried by ShiftyQueen

>>537977131
Having to carry sens while he's sapping the rev resources seems tough

Well I did, I defeated Heolstor and all the normal bosses as solo Guardian. He wasnt hard, Adel gave me way more trouble, and if he anything Heolstor felt like a "stamina" check, how many hits you can block and have leftover stamina to do a guard counter, very similar to BBH and Crucible Knights. Glad I Staminamaxxed.

I still dont know if I have it in me to solo birb everdark bosses, giga Adel terrifies me and giga Libra seems actual cancer to fight as Guardianb

>>537977668
>Blocking
Why

This gen made me start crossdressing but I'm still shit at the game so what the fuck is up with that

>>537977828
Because you are supposed to block hits as Guardian?
If I wanted to spam dodges I'd be playing Duchess

1/3 pc queueing everything, please join

>>537977991
Do you look like that?

>>537978261
yes so queue up

anybody on ps5? I've had like 4 beers so we're sure to all die horribly.

>>537978406
Give me a minute

I'm q'ing dog rq and streaming it
1 or 2 games
yungscrill69

Im embarassed by my performance
GG

Gg Wylder/Exe. Wasn't close in the slightest. :^)

gg, nice clutch at the end ironeye

>>537977828
>playing Guardian as intended
retard

>>537977220
Yeah poor Shifty.

>>537977220
I was a wizard that run.

>>537980092
>forgot my image

So how is endless mode going to work? Do you keep repeating day1/2 and go into 3/4 5/6, do you fight Nightlords at day 3 then loop back into 1(4/5/6). If it's latter do you keep buff you collected during first 3 days?

2/3 all

>Every random is playing Silksong
>The worst players in the world are out now

Hey guys. I know none of you here actually read. But I just finished a pretty good book. And I'm like 99.999% certain that this book inspired a lot of concept in Elden Ring.(And potentially Dark Souls as well)
It's called Knights of Dark Renown by David Gemmell.

If you're curious to see what may be the inspiration for Elden Ring, then I suggest reading this book. But if anyone is curious, I'd be happy to go more into detail. I'm pretty sure nobody else has make the connection between Elden Ring and this book. So you're not going to find information elsewhere.

>>537980596
Can't believe they're even more enemies are learning this tech. 2

>>537980912
I'm on these

>>537980092
So being a gimmicky deadweight as per

Oh hey, first person with actual non-legit relic effects I've seen. Is this really necessary?

I hope the dlc characters have remeberance quests

>>537981149
Looks interesting, I'll look into. For the record, a single thing didn't inspire Elden Ring or Souls, it's multiple things.

>>537975215
>>537975523
sad but true. from LOST…
>>537978595
go away drunkard

>>537981516
lol

>>537981376
Yeah, I've seen them with 'Increased Maximum HP' on Rev on a non-Maris relic, forgot to mention it a while ago now.

>>537981376
post steam

>>537981485
a single thing didn't inspire Elden Ring or Souls, it's multiple things.
Yes. And this book is most definitely one of them. There are too many parallels to be coincidence.

>>537981149
>this random pulpy looking novel was totes the inspiration for soulsring games and not the dozen other infinitely more popular properties whose DNA is visibly present in them trust me bro
Lol. Maybe I’ll into it later but I doubt the similarities are beyond surface level

>>537981736
lol fair enough. You'll see. I was already picking up patterns from the beginning. I was fully coninced about halfway through, and just focusing to see if there was any more to pick up on. Then it hit me with a bomb shell at the very end of the book. I couldn't believe it.

Well. I told you we'd die horribly.

>>537982001
stop being a fag and just tell us what it is

>>537982202
gg bird and recluse

>>537982202
>get great rancor
>spam it against super dog after using my infinite fp and laying down my circle
>dog is JUST out of rancor's max range
>dog forces teammates further away
I just sat there like a retard.... Also less likely to be targeted doesn't do shit....

>>537982202
>reddit gesture

>>537982315
Sincerely sorry to the ironeye and guardian I just played with. I did a bit of a woopsie.

>>537982001
When I found out about what a 'rebis' is and that there's literally a blonde woman stuck in a great tree in Gnosticism, I no longer found ER to be that imaginative.

that wasn't meant to be a reply sorry

>>537977668
Giga Adel is fine once you learn how to dodge his grabs.
Caligo and Libra are a nightmare.
Everything else is alright.

>>537982896
Caligo is a nightmare because he won't sit still
Libra is a nightmare because he won't stop spamming his summons

>>537982980
Erectile Dysfunction Libra is surprisingly easy solo though. I just kind of gave up on beating him with a team because solo he only summoned two backup dancers and they just wound up fighting each other the whole time. Hell is other people it turns out.

>>537982801
A lot of fantasy is like that unfortunately. They all borrow concepts of older stories. Elden Ring borrows a lot a mixes together. So it's at least interesting in the manner that it's all strung together. But yeah, it's all borrowed from somewhere else. A lot of it is Norse mythology too. And Buddhism

>>537983280
Tolkien was heavily inspired by Saxon, Gaelic, and Norse myth, and every other fantasy author tries to copy him

>2/3 on pc
Please bros...

>>537982896
>Giga Adel is fine once you learn how to dodge his grabs.
I just surge sprint away from his grabs, I dont trust myself actually nailing the dodges

>>537981376
This is the only obvious cheater I've seen, he was constantly getting downed too

>>537982001
I'll read it. Fuck it, I just ordered it. I love that sort of high-quality paperback trash that slipped through the cracks of popular culture. Like I read some of the Pliocene Exile books awhile back and some of those were surprisingly fun reads. There's this one part in the 2nd or 3rd book where a character is established as trans (and you have to remember this was written in the 1980s or something, so that wasn't as generic back then as it is now) but then she just fucking dies like two pages later. In a pretty horrible way too, if I remember correctly she gets beheaded. It's so sudden and jarring that it's just funny. It's like the author wanted to include a trans character to be edgy but then went "nah actually, I'm bored with this now, so seeya." The characters also use the term "homophelic" instead of "homosexual," which if you ask me is more fun to say.

>>537981376
So this is what was taking you so long

>relic cheaters
>libra snipers
>key griefers
so this is what erg looks like at its last legs huh

No wait that's homophilic* sorry.

>>537983928
>The characters also use the term "homophelic" instead of "homosexual,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophile_movement
it's an old thing from the 60s counterculture

Why do I keep getting good revenant relics

>>537983928
>she

>>537984532
it's a sign to become a revGOD

>>537984532
Join us! If you join now you can become a new member of the hold hands and win club that is being a Revenant main.

gg hotdog
sens carried

>>537984862
thanks for the carry guys, sorry I suck at super dog I wasn't able to play the first week he released

We need more Miquella bussy in these threads

>>537983280
True but you could extend that to most of literature in general honestly
>>537983576
Mostly Saxon and Norse. Iirc he’s actually on record as saying he doesn’t like Gaelic stuff for reasons I don’t recall.

>>537985132
It showed a little bit
Also I tried to communicate I wanted your holy hammer but it didn't seem to get through. NBD though the bonking stick +2 was kind of dank

>>537981376
you gonna post his steam for us to block him or what?
>>537931261
im also still waiting for this guy's steam
>>537985185
shut the hell up annoying faggot

>2/3
>for the past hour
PC what the fuck bros

>>537985383
my bad on the hammer, I really only held onto it for the glintblades

>>537980596
>>537981247
they're getting smarter

>>537985914
NTA but please don't use any glintblades for ED gladius. You'll end up just buffing him constantly.

>>537935625
hi my power went out, if you checked steam you could see i was offline

>>537984124
Interesting.

>>537984573
has

>>537985656
i'm getting groceries, I'll be on soon

>>537984858
I main ironeye and his squishy healthbar is a nightmare already, I don't need to become even squishier.

>>537986432
its only 80 less health, hardly makes a difference

>>537986673
It makes a difference to ME dammit. Plus I need my Dawn set so I can wear a little hat. Where the fuck is Revenant's little hat, huh?

>>537931261
>>537985408
>>537981376
he changed his last slot when /erg/ bullied him for starting with a key kek
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197972325148

>>537987151
Knew you were gonna post that. Not good enough. No brim? NO FUCKING BRIM? Get outta here.

>>537987009
So this is THRILL and Kino? He changed his ign? Either way thanks I'll be blocking

>>537987202
Its cute though

>>537987229
definitely. I recognize the steam profile but not the name so he probably changes it a lot

I have 3 near-god rolls for rev but they don't fit together in any of her goblets

>>537987453
Well ? Gonna share with the class?

>>537987253
Cute doesn't do it for me. We're on different wavelengths.

oof. dead queue

>>537986263
>has
no grace

>>537986263
>no womb

this pretty momma got displaced from my tomato patch by a storm a couple days ago
I thought she was gone for good but she showed up on my screen door just now

>>537987202
kys reddit cowcuck

>>537987935
didn't ask

>>537987935
beautiful specimen

>>537988004
sorry I've already added my blog to your rss feed
it can't be removed

>>537987935
2/3 all bosses

What type of spider is that, and is it poisonous? We only get friendly, harmless niggas in my country.

>>537988004
I did

>>537987935
My local blue-tailed skinks would merk that ho.

>>537988057
>>537988176
shut up dude I'll rape and murder you later

dead general dead queue back to skong

>>537987738
Yes.
>>537987839
lol

>back to Negrow Knight but le heccin' girl boss edition
lol tranny

>>537961048
>>537962669
>>537973639
you're not trans
you're not chubby
you don't own any skimpy clothing
this is all larp

>>537986432
>>537987003
But we're cute girls who do cute things and her Dawn skin is a cute chainmain hat. Also you can always use the Augur relic which gives you 100 hp which means you'll have 20 more than Ironeye! Join the Sisterhood of the Bulge!

>>537988256
No, you won't.

>>537988406
You seem upset.

>>537988174
>what type of spider is that
Argiope Aurantia, it's web has a cool zig-zag feature through the middle
>is it poisonous
not so much

This one really made the phrase "it's more scared of you than you are of it" click for me. She'd get visibly shook every time the tomatoes got watered. Then one day a real storm showed up

>>537988459
Bulge?

Reclusesisters, why are we such worthless bimbos and only good for post-match relief?

>>537987950
Cows?

>>537988459
Look pal. I'm a crossdresser. Not some pansy.

>>537988256
you couldn't scratch my hillbilly fortitude sonny

>>537988695
sensxisters? we lost....our sissy is a ragequitter....

GG
It was a good run but dogs really wanted us fucking dead. Was fucking bullshit too because I look to my left, no dog, then I turn to the right and charge up a spell and suddenly get attacked from the same spot where I confirmed there was no dog prior....

my bad didnt know this explosion has an invisible hitbox behind it

>>537988987
>>537989128
>jobbing this hard to the dogs
steamies? for the blocklist