Thread 537959998

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>7.31 Patch Notes
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>Regarding Mod Usage and Culture
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>Free Login Campaign event (Aug 21 to Sep 23)
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>Patch 7.3 Full Notes
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04405c6cbe8519a0b6c8aa5e4d88a5d447419c9

>The Rising Event (Aug 27 to Sep 11)
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>Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells, and Syncshells
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>Meetups
• September 5, 9:00 PM EDT | Diabolos, Crystal, Shirogane W25 P49 | Jurassic Park Trilogy watch party
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• September 11, 9:00 PM EDT | Diabolos, Crystal, Shirogane W25 P49 | Cartoon Watch Party (Special Edition)
• September 5th to 6th, 5:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Golem, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 1 | Macross SDF-1 Watch Party - EP 9 to 14

Last Time: >>537944914

omg spheet hiiii :D

This is the thread.

catboy for me femra

EB an umiqote

>>537960103
Hello, hater of Abe

>>537959998 (OP)
spheet

>Got one of my most-wanted minions as dungeon loot on my first try

Not sure if lucky or if everyone else already has it so they all passed

I thought 2P was actually black this whole time I am cooked fr..

I miss Saran's femrala...
https://files.catbox.moe/c6ewxx.png

Call me on my cellphone…

>bikini mod fitted to my additional flatty mod (lumme)
I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!! FLATTIES WE WINNING !!! CUTTING BOARDS ON!TOP!

ahahahahahaha

Hello haters of Kenzou

>>537960235
I was expecting the pregnant pic

>>537960241
Flat is justice

>>537960242
FFXIV?

>>537960242
plap!!!

my male midlander? watching the NFL opener
>Eagles spitting players
Classic philly

>>537960242
feet

>>537960235
the lighting makes this look like someone holding a flashlight up to a thumb

catboy supremacy

I kinda wanna watch the evangelion movies on my big telly... maybe I can just wallflower at the meetup

>>537960384
We could wallflower together... we could be a wallgarden, anyon...

What is it about mooncats?

https://files.catbox.moe/al0qa2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/al0qa2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/al0qa2.mp4

me femra is looking for a Princess Buttercup to her Westley

>>537960235
kinda looks like she's about to piss herself

>>537960341
Holding my thumb to her fl*shlight
and by thumb, lets just say my spheenis
https://files.catbox.moe/yf363f.png

>>537960490
>al0qa2.mp4

>>537960149
I will never be this pure or innocent

>>537960490
why did i click on all 3 expecting them to be different..

Me femlala is enjoying a large poutine and a burger.
I will not share, especially with you Biggers :3

First for Muse+ boys...

>>537960628
You did your best :3

>>537960103
Ok, when do we have the ceremony

>>537960607
ough... dayum...

>>537960515
I hope she does, I want to watch a femlala pee herself

>>537960607
bro ur gonna become bigger from eating that lmfao

>>537960241
sex

>>537960158
she is in soul calibur

>>537960607
hand it over or you're getting a hotdog for your meal

>>537960686
i wanna eat mofu's hair.. nom nom

>>537960490
what indeed

>>537960607
>burger bigger than the poutine
you fat bitch

Hello, hater of Gabe

>>537960686
Touching mofu's mofu

>>537960686
what hair + ear mod are those

>EB stops asking to fuck all the time
>Starts treating you like a friend and asking you to play games and do non-lewd stuff together
Eww. Time to unfriend him at 3am but not block him so he can keep trying to re-add me and I can know he still wants me even though I no longer care about him...

The first storm, and the last.

>>537960242
My fiera NIN rava's POV moments before breaking your pelvis as she attacks from above

>>537960716
>>537960515
I bet she'd be into it she seems like she'd have a humiliation kink like all femlalas

>>537960103
What's the catch?

>>537960686
I want to hold this fags hand and kiss

I want a miqomommy for my femlala!

bros... how does mofu make so many straight guys do gay things...

>>537961345
I am bisexual

>>537961043
I don't think she would
I would ask her if she wasn't in a relationship though

This item and it's consequence have been a disaster for the moonie race.

>>537961345
He's cute and into literally everything under the sun.

>>537960891
No :(
>>537960957
What part of my mofu is that...
>>537960968
https://unvaulted.coomer.party/mods/6409
https://files.catbox.moe/pdy486.pmp
https://files.catbox.moe/598rh3.pmp
Ears/Tail (I use some C+ to make the ears a bit smaller)
Hair that works with said ears
Hair that works with vanilla miqo ears
:3
>>537961209
Holding hands is a bit extreme..What if I drag you away and you're never seen again?
>>537961345
Are you straight..?

i could be playing the new no man's sky expedition or warframe or the new helldivers 2 update but noooo... i'm on fucking PHAENNA.

>>537961345
They weren't straight.

>>537961345
The game is the ultimate prison gay converter. Fags who suck cock like Mo fu and text all cute and make my miera cum are everywhere.

>>537960102
Are you a femr4?

>wants to play other games
>my entire friends list doesn't want to do jack shit with me
>ends up spending another night depress crafting

>>537960103
Will she let me ride her?

>>537960716
more into the femra doing it but we can mostly agree on it at least

>>537961605
Jean.........

>>537961625
>my entire friends list doesn't want to do jack shit with me
I don't blame them

>>537961550
You can drag me anywhere you'd like... <3

What's the point of saying you're pansexual?

Bi already implies you fuck men and women. Trannies are still men and women, seems silly to imagine you'd fuck men and women but draw the line at trannies.

>>537961715
shut up man the only way trannies leave you alone is if you say you're bi

>>537961715
it's made up

IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>537961345
He'll do literally anything for dick

>>537961550
Yeah im super straight dude, I've jerked off to girls frotting but they identify as girls so its basically lesbian sex haha

>>537961550
ty bwo
*rubs your ears*

>>537961785
no he won't

>>537961715
I just think they're neat, ok?

>>537961715
I want to fuck pans

Need me an EB that will get in voice just so she can autistically yap at me for hours about stuff I don't care about like X-men lore or something...

I think femras being overstimulated and pissing themselves as a result is very hot. Also which job should I get to 100 next?

>>537961841
You're right it's more like he's already done literally everything at least once for dick

For me? It's Chloe

>>537961420
I feel like any blindfold does the trick. It's like I have a little Mo Fu at home (whenever I play RDM)...
>>537961550
>What part of my mofu is that...
There is but one way to find out and it's /smooooooooch

Remember that guy who was sexually attracted to floor tiles?

>>537960686
Did you make that collar?

>>537961715
i want to fuck pan miyumi

>>537961715
yuh pansexuality is literally the special snowflake not realizing theyre being transphobic "omg i love everyone!!! <333 everyone is beautiful even the TRANNERS who aren't ACTUAL REAL WOMEN/MEN" like bro youre bi. i used to argue with my ex about this constantly until he called me a shitty person for it.
if you identify as pansexual and arent a 14 year old on twitter youre a totally wholesome chungus valid virtue signaler

One last Thighlander Thursday anchor before sleep

Post Highlanders

>>537961889
Warrior because nothing is better than making one of them angry enough to rape me into a squirting mess.

oughhh...
my femlala has had better days...

>>537961889
NIN, since it's clear you have patrician taste

>>537961842
Imagine a thighlander in a too-small apron, you can see all the glistening muscles and tendons tensed in dexterous unison when she flips that pancake in the pan......

>>537959998 (OP)
SNIFFFF

>>537961709
Gay
>>537961787
Shit, you're valid.
>>537961808
*dies*
>>537961901
Another blindfold moonie..
mwaaaahhh
>>537961927
Nope! A fren made it when I first came here like..a year ago? Then another one recently made it a bit smaller since it was clipping on a lot of outfits.

>>537961614
f1 sorry

hi

>>537962113
VVROOOOOOMMMMMM

>>537961957
what if i'm non-binary and you're attracted to me

my moonie doesn't like blindfolds because she thinks moonie eyes are beautiful

Need Brando to squirt on me after drinking nothing but full sugar monsters for a week straight.

>>537961715
>>537961767
>>537961781
>>537961842
>>537961846
>>537961932
>>537961957
fino fanta?

>>537961327
I don't remember making this post

>>537961986
>>537962041
wanna.....

Entering your roulette as a BRD with a ilvl 700 bow :33333333

>>537962161
May I see your moonie's beautiful eyes?

>>537961957
lol you're such a funny little chungus

>>537962135
i laughed
makes me wanna hit the track honestly

>>537961345
he lovebombs prison gays

>>537962062
No u

>>537960236
>>537961715
>>537960326
>>537960607
>>537961345
final fantasy xiv?

f1 femra pits

>>537962062
>A fren made it when I first came here
That's cool of them

>>537962159
nonbinary is not a third gender
also
bisexuality as a term, no matter how grammatically incorrect, was originally made to mean two and more
ADDITIONALLY!!!!!!!! ADDITIONALLY PANSEXUALITY WAS COINED BY FUCKING FREUD TO INCLUDE DOGFUCKERS AND PEDOS AND THE LIKE!!
>>537962240
Thanx

Favorite male characters??
Do you guys still love Remus...?

I'm gay but I'm only attracted to guys who say they're straight and I'm a dirty faggot whore seducing them and it's not gay because they're only interested in raping my mouth and breeding my ass...

>>537962298
>>537962168
Time, no more once upon a time
Take flight. Find your wings and spread them wide

It's time for the journey of our lives

From the ashes we're reborn
Unto the heavens we ride
Fighting through the storm
Leaving our shadows far behind

Having walked right to the end
With one more trial we are faced
Turn back, transcend
Only we decide our fates

Where do we go?
Where do we go?
Where do we go?
Where do we go?
No more runnin'

Tight! Seize the day and hold on tight
The sun is risin'
Life, take it slow and take a bite
One day at a time

>>537962362
Remus anima

>>537962309
fuck

wow

>>537961897
I miss my pink wife (who I have never even said hi to)

>>537962347
you don't know what you're talking about

>>537962362
He was a retard

>>537962506
Val, stop teasing me

>>537962556
except that i do and i've watched this discourse for like 10 years lmao

may I confess something? I've been wanting to get it off my chest for a while and I can't hold it in anymore

Remus more like uhhhh ream a man's asshole

>>537962640
sure

>>537962640
if you have to ask, you can hold it in a little longer

>>537962627
>for like 10 years
you don't know what you're talking about

>>537962640
very well
go ahead nonny

>>537962619
these are some really nice boots. but also what does the special attribute do

>>537962640
Go ahead, bwo. My moonie thinks it is better to get it out than keep it bottled up inside.

Confess.

>>537962556
Speaking as someone who's been on tumblr for 15 years now Poyo is 100% correct, bi encapsulates all genders in it, pan is pretty redundant because of this but I get people still wanting to use the term I guess.

>>537962181
Imagining it has already got you on the hit list

>>537962130
sex

>>537962640
Spill the beans

>>537962464
i remember listening to this ten times a day before dt came out, excited to play viper and see what was in the new msq
simpler times

>>537962506
Val’s soles are in those boots…

>>537962716
I don't think people like me

Its my birfday

>>537962690
would you care to sprinkle a bit of factoids to explain why you think that
or are you a 14 year old on twitter?

>open friend list
>whisper 2nd femlala on list
“hey plaphog, want a baconator?”
>post results

post tummy

>>537962716
I've been thinking about making a free trial alt just to fuck femlalas

>>537960103
I only EB non futas.

>>537962780
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>kind of want to call cc
>check the map
>cuckwork castlecock
never mind

>>537962780
{Congratulations!}

>>537962780
Happy birthday fellow septemberbro

>>537962671
>>537962686
>>537962696
>>537962713
>>537962727
>>537962716
the version of "NBTSA" on Joyce Manor's "40 oz. to Fresno" is vastly inferior to the original recording but I still appreciate it for what it is

>>537962780
Happy birthday, chief.

>>537962716
When I say “people don’t like me” I get nothing but *cricket chirps*

but when I say “people don’t like me femra” they go crazy and shower me in (You)s

>>537962834
I don't have any femlala on my friends list

>>537962776
thats a shame
care to explain why you feel that way sis

>>537962952
thats because they wanna fuck you

>>537962716
Im a free trial and I used all 3 of my fanta and I still want to change my character again

>>537961879
>yap at me for hours about stuff I don't care
thats where you fail, you're supposed to start caring about it or at least retain enough about it to bring it up to her later

>>537962716
I am...unEBable...

>>537962780
You, an idiot I know, a cripple, and my old man. Jesus everyone was born today.

my catboy is

>>537962780
Happy birthday, big man.

>>537962716
I think Yoshitaka Amano's artstyle is ugly as shit

>>537962716
my femra is like this

>>537962719
Thanks wanna

>>537962716
I am a femraen who drank too much gin before raid and doesn't care

>>537962780
grapecat come get your man

>>537962716
I'd be more than content if you never ever messaged me again, god I can only hope.

>>537963116
Hudger Knight.

>>537963054
bigger

>>537963116
how big is her +

>>537963054
a faggot? we know.

>>537961879
why do people actually think that yappers want you to not care about what theyre yapping about?
they wanna share a passion and get you into it but if you dont care theyll stop wanting to talk because like you said youre not even into it so whats the point

>>537963116
My malera would like to have sex with her, if you catch my drift.

>>537963006
how come no one tries to fuck my femra...

>>537962997
I just do unfortunately

>>537962716
I need to fuck Maren Celeste again so badly and I feel like I keep wasting my chance

Post Lalafells.

Ooh my moonie is oh so sleepy the bed time has come for her

stop blowing kisses at llymlaen she's not into it

>>537963054
OOH SO TINY *pinches cheecks* CUTECUTECUTECUTECUTE

>>537963023
>>537963207
I could come to enjoy it all I'm saying is I want them to talk to me about stuff I don't currently give a darn about...

>>537963227
hey bby wanna

>>537963160
I know this is about me, and don't worry I wasn't planning on it.

I swear to god if I get Dun Scaith again

>>537962716
The first time I remember getting a boner was hearing a Justin Timberlake song and I told my parents about it cause "my weewee hurts" and then they never played that song again. I was like 5. Also I think this game needs cloaks.

>>537963228
i hope you can feel more secure in your relationships, sis.
your friends certainly enjoy your company

>>537963318
builded for my catboy BWC

>>537963335
im fucking crying dude LMFAO

>>537963414
>catboy
lmao

>>537963318
ill let u hit if u join my pf im a male character tho we're grinding the relic weapon

>>537962716
I'm not having fun with this group and I'm wondering if I should just quit now and not concern myself with clearing

>>537963318
>fr*nch
>bush
disgusting

>>537962716
I like collecting incriminating pictures of people that could feasibly be used as blackmail. I don't actually hold it over them and most of the time I don't even mention they exist, I just like having them. A lot of it is just embarrassing fetish porn of peoples characters that they like but don't want people to know about.

>>537963276
everything hurts so bad

Is there an efficient way to grind mettle for honor rank bonuses or do you just do whatever CE zone is active?

>>537963449
cute melty

>>537962716
I ran away with the idea of making my moonie canonically a Pictomancer as a fun way to make any art stuff I post be "in character" but I don't think I actually like playing Pictomancer and it makes me feel like a fraud.
>>537962846
Last time I post this picture before I try to take a better one.

>>537962716
People have actually confessed to me. I really wish everyone wasnt a GAM.

>>537963281
habe good eebs the best! bloonie!

>>537962850
do it
t. femlala

>>537962716
lately you've been looking at me like you've seen a ghost.

goon morning anons :3

>>537962850
My femlala only fucks mains.

>>537962716
im making a femra+ horny alt to pose for xivg in the near future

>>537963160
this one is about me and she made this post

>>537963557
>a laugh is a melty now
damn, thinskin

>>537962716
My dad was so homophobic if I licked cheeto dust off my fingers he'd scream at me to stop and call me a fucking faggot.

I grew up to be into aggressive daddy types who wanna make me their little faggot wife...

>>537963676
it's ok sis

>>537962716
why did you change the way you talk to me...

>>537963227
Hope you aren't trying to make the mistake of courting malera, sis

>>537963547
Zadnor Zone 3, FATEs spawn super fast in there and die very fast too

>>537963576
Thamk fren

>>537963562
Post full...

>>537963725
get a thick skin next time lmao

>>537963585
You'll have to settle for catboy because I can't make a hrothgar on free trial.
>>537963667
I don't feel like paying my sub again for a bit, so you're either gonna have to wait or pay it for me.

Post femezen feet in flip flops

>>537963169
just this once
>>537963194
what the heck how did he know
>>537963296
aieeeeee!!

>>537963276
This lalafell is going to sleep

>>537963807
damn you really are mad

>>537962780
Happy birthday

>>537962716
I hate lazy erpers or gooners like if im gonna goon with u gotta meet me halfway im not going to do all the work to make u cum u make me cum too ffs

>>537962850
>free trial
>just to fuck femlalas
We are not that desperate LMFAO

>>537963908
TRUEEE

>>537963874
damn you really are thinskin

>>537962506
>>537962619
>>537962774
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>537963919
True free trial alts are the ffxiv equivalent of glowies like have some actual effort in your character

>>537963919
ayo hot stuff check out my level 2 miera
lemme smash

Is Rori/Ace/Isere around? My malera needs cock servicing.

>>537963919
Who said it was a service for the femlalas
I'm just bored

>>537962716
I kind of want world war 3 to happen if only because there's a good chance a lot of the European schizos and shitposters will be deleted in the process.

>>537963956
it's ok you can calm down

>>537963836
Bigger the hat the fagger is the catboy.

>>537963986
but what does the special stat on OC gear do

Femlalapig, sit!

>>537962716
he doesn't love me anymore, maybe never did, but I still love him
he's taken, will never EB me, and will probably ghost me soon, and I'll just take the pain as usual
I do hope he finds happiness, though, because I wont..

>>537964062
smooch

>>537964083
1% damage in Phantom Job abilities that do damage.

/xivg/ really doesn't have what it takes to please a femlala and it SHOWS...

>>537963848
Good night little spud

>>537963520
better?

>>537963724
. . .

>>537964130
gay and disappointing

>>537964051
get out of my sight smalldick thinskin

>>537962780
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>537963372
I hope they even though I probably come off super annoying

>>537964181
You niggers are never happy with anything and the moment you get the thing you want you don't want it anymore because what you really wanted was the feeling of wanting the thing and the thrill of the chase.

>>537964130
Sasuga Yoshida san

>>537963526
>nobody will ever blackmail and subsequently expose me

>>537964181
The designated femlala plappers are all on break

>>537964215
why are you black

>>537964219
atm you get them more for the main stat bonus, that's where most of the damage comes from. But eventually when augmented they will make a sizeable difference.

>>537964215
yeah now give her tanlines

>uranus on femra
>D cups
>uranus on fiddies
>F cup
>uranus on femezen/venat/athena
>JJ cups

>>537962780
TOZER, COME GET YOUR CAKE!

>>537963276
*summons you*

>>537964220
oh buddy there was no need to start projecting about your dick like this

>>537964259
UNTRUE MY FEMLALA IS HAPPY WITH HEADPATS AND SHE NEEDS NOTHING ELSE JUST HEADPATS AND A WARM LAP TO NESTLE UP IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>537964181
And what does it take to please a femlala? Hmm~?

come join guys pls help!
im not the host but I am the tank!

>>537963802
Unfortunately the attempts to sneak woob into that shot didn't end up looking good and I don't have any, but I promise to provide eventually~

>>537964306
I want a venat gf

>>537962716
uhhhh.... fwaaa... heeheh.... uhhh~

>>537964291
cuz im a stupid nigger
>>537964298
link me a good tanline mod and ill download it for u

>>537962716
i wish he would stop vagueposting me it's very weird

>>537964089
*oinks softly*

>>537964320
Kek i was thinking of posting that but settled for a simple happy birthday

>>537964290
name 36

my femlala is wearing a cute schoolgirl outfit and taking quick low effort gposes that show off her panties

>>537964332
>p-p-p-projection!
concession accepted, bye.

>>537964375
Yay :3

>>537964372
I don't understand the need to spam them. We are 4 months away if not more of the next step.

>>537964336
fake post

>>537964395
BRUHHHH
come join the pf ill let u hit my miera xoxxoxoxo

This is better than any drug...

>>537963260
is that the bench lizzer

>>537964471
come join fl instead

>>537964457
come join and inquire within

>>537964328
summon this /petpet

>>537964270
There's one person that wanted me to hold it over them as actual blackmail because that's another fetish they're ashamed of having on top of what the actual pictures are

>>537964337
Thick
Burly
Womb punching
Catboy woober

>>537964472
Grim.

>>537964457
I've got nothing better to do desu

>>537962886
ermm best map

My wizardknight femlala is lost and lonely and sad and will probably gonna end it soon

>>537964514
Cmon meet me halfway here do 1 alliance raid and ill join u for the rest of the evening

>>537964523
Rather be doing something fun like the extremes if I want to grind something
>>537964553
Fair I guess

>>537964439
yes, you brought it out of nowhere but I hope someday you can accept yourself for what you are even with your small dick

>>537962780
Happy birthday dude. I still love your ninja glam its probably the coolest one ive seen in a very long time!

>>537963743
Time to hit the grind, thanks

>>537964607
dont see the pf oop

>>537964562
I'd love to have a wizardknight femlala friend but I hate suicide baiters, so do a flip and stop posting

sex with fiddies

>>537963281
good night and sleep well !

>>537964083
Look, just step on me and I'll give you special stats okay??

>>537964537
UM SIS

>>537964616
come do one alliance raid and ill do extremes with you for the entirety of sunday of this week

>>537962716
I've fallen in love with (You)

I haven't followed mainstream/modern music since the mid-late 00's. Is it really all nothing but rap and nogbop now? That's what it seems like by osmosis...

>>537962780
Happy birthday!

>>537964537
Man I love Ari. We're gonna have that one retard schizo for the next 6 hours now but I do genuinely love their pictures.

>>537962780
happy birthday man

>537964620
lmao retard

>>537964643
do not capppp lol are u on crystal?

>>537964259
A princess deserves the absolute best after all~

>>537964460
*curls up in a corner and cries*

>>537964687
Tbf its not exactly the most riveting of content so i understand why people arent interested

>>537964537
I don't get why putting it read right to left was done, there was no way this was done by the japanese

>>537964670
This fiddie is murderous..

>>537964753
yeah

>>537962780
Happi Birfday Fren :3

>>537964659
I'm fiddies

>>537964795
im literally here not farming a relic im just here to help and kill monster

>>537964796
niggas whose only literature intake is manga do that

>>537964817
shit the host might of locked it to world only mb mb after this alliance raid ill join u for some fl

>>537964687
Honestly would join regardless, but not at my home, I wasn't targetting my reply towards you perse, but the people that are just spamming the "new (old) content" when we have more than enough time to do it.

>>537964798
im not!!

>>537964306
Can you post Athena and Venat with huge fucking tits.

>>537964537
Ari would never do this with me...

>>537964949
np dude lol im just e-begging rn ur kindhearted for that reply!

>>537964942
okay im going into FL ill be in uldah

>>537964306
>fiddies
>F cup
there is such a thing as too big, anon

>>537964956
Violent pvp wife..

>>537964743
cute small dick rage lmao

>>537964472
my stomach hurts from laughing

>>537965028
Yeah, too big is when their feet can't touch the ground anymore.

>>537962952
Well what response do you even want from that? Like you want someone to hang out with or just a vapid "I like you" reply?

>>537965023
gl on ur match what world or would u like me to make a pf?

my soul is rotting

>>537965064
nooooooo its not true! go sleep!!!

>>537965173
balmung, uldah same spot as my screenshot ill be there

These boys boutta kill each other on the football field en gee ell
For the love of the game

Should I play this game, WoW, or wait for Blue Protocol?

>>537963724
ILFLs

>>537965223
smooching this cat
for the love of the game
/smooooooooooooch

>>537965209
I only speak truths! Sleep claims me soon

>>537965246
>blue flopocol
lol

>>537962716
Playing with them really is one of the best parts of each day and I feel really lucky that they seem to enjoy it just as much.

>>537964328
I am summoned

When her femlala pussy is yeasty <3

>>537962895
Valid.

>>537965246
FFXIV will be a little empty for a while
WoW has stuff to do but it's WoW
BP will be (and is) pretty fun but it's not to everyone's taste. It's been pretty successful in the beta though so that's a good sign.

>>537965246
No man's sky

>>537964405
it's genuinely not me

I love femezen so much it's unreal

>>537964796
kek

>>537965246
idk what blue protocol is but
if i wasn't just "playing" this to idle, and actually played, I can't imagine picking this over WoW. not in this current year

>>537964493
One of the freakiest plaps I've had

>>537964405
i dont remember posting this

>>537965492
how come

>>537964773
SUNANA YOU ARE NOT A FEMLALA ANYMORE SHUT UP

>>537965246
blue protocol will be DOA just go play WoW

I would mass reply to everyone but it thinks im spamming. But, THANK YOU EVERYONE

>>537962894
you too
>>537964320
My ice cream cake awaits in the freezer and shall be devoured soon™
>>537964627
thanks bro, thinking of using a pirate hat with it

>>537962716
I was hanging out with my best bro and his girlfriend and it took every fiber in my body not to fangirl over and talk about the jewelry and makeup she was wearing because I couldn't let bro know I was into that stuff...

>>537964259
yeah, and?

>>537965246
>XIV will at least be entertaining until "endgame" in which you're fucked and will have nothing to do
>WoW will suck until you reach endgame.
>Blue Protocol will be kino fotm and then die in a few months or less.
its up to you if you want to get in on the experience to lament about later while you go back to one of the previous two MMOS

my catboys sub runs out in 4 days

>>537965674
cuuuute

>>537965332
>>537965561
>XIVtards cope
L M AOOOOOO
Enjoy your """content""", retards
KEK

>>537964796
cause that's how manga does it, they obviously know something we don't if they do it backwards

>>537965730
uh oh blue flopocol EOS melty!

>>537965246
>should I play a game LITERALLY called "Blue Protocol Waiting Room: XIV"

>>537965730
hey man don't get mad

>>537965790
post your blue protocol char serrit

>>537965340
Come to primal for rolos then

They really got me queueing roulettes over and over...

>>537965246
>W*W
It sucks, the community sucks too they are a bunch of retarded boomers. the game is also ugly as hell, looks like some cartoon shit
>blue protocol
Will die in 2 months. Imagine betting on new MMOs in 2025.

>>537965246
>this game
good for dress-up & social with gameplay on the side
>wow
good for content, with friends, and nothing else
>blue protocol
idk you can play a loli ig
gameplay's kinda mid compared to its competitors like lost ark, and to dress up and do endgame you have to pay infinite moneys

>>537965709
I don't think Blue Protocol will flop purely because of it's monetization. People love fashion, and people in the beta have already spent stacks just to be a cute anime girl.
Games like this push frequent updates and content.

>>537965702
I want to kiss this femlala on her thighs

>>537965557
.................

>>537965891
wait... there's a fucking gacha system in BP?

>>537965725
Thanks for understanding.. u_u
In hindsight, it's pretty funny and I did end up asking her on the way back home so it wasn't all bad.

>>537965995
yes????? it's a literal gacha kusoge anon

>>537965963
>Games like this push frequent updates and content.
pso2 did that and it's a dumpster on fire.

>>537965995
LOL

>>537965837
Summon again in like 2 hours for that. Gomen

>>537965995
It's for fashion only. Most of the stuff you can grind out normally but certain outfits and mounts are behind the gacha.

yoshi p and SE fucked up this game so bad people are actually believing new WoW expacs and new MMOs in current year will be good

my miera NEEDS to see big fiddie tits to live please. . .

>>537965551
Actual freak focused on getting me off

>>537965921
I feel like this one is trying to tell me something.. Is this fiddie having a thought? Who let you have those?

>>537965995
It's a f2p retard

>

>>537962432
DYLSC

>>537962432
do you like completely straight mieras

>>537961986
Go to bed!

is the game down?

>>537966068
>for fashion only
anon...

>>537966105
no thoughts
head empty

>>537966273
yeah you fucked up, it's over.

White fiddies are for ---- ?
Brown fiddies are for ---- ?

jerkin it to moonies

>>537962716
I love reading the posts that are like "I fucked up, they hate me now" then proving why people probably hate them when they spend more time giving you excuses than it would take to apologize to the person they post about

You guys are kinda gay

>>537966296
What's up?
Want the prize list too?

>>537966030
The fire has already gone out, all that's left is a smoldering dumpster.

For reference, the deadest server on XIV, Zurvan, has 1,089 players. Almost as much as the entire western playerbase of an entire MMO. JP PSO2 isn't looking so hot either, probably around 2-3k total.

>>537965246
there's not a single good-willed response to this post, after playing jp and seeing how dogshit it was, on top of the fact it eos'd before getting an na release I had low expectations and no intention of playing the game but the game coming out now is genuinely a completely different game and I was very pleasantly surprised, I think it keeping the name is a mistake honestly since it's more than likely deterring people from playing it after the history it already has, it's worth waiting for imo but if you want something to stick to long term xiv or wow are much safer bets, depends what exactly you want from the game but if it's just raiding and gameplay go wow, otherwise xiv for social and story

>>537965968
not allowed...

Best starting city/race/job in XI if you're retarded?

*snaps fingers*
/xivg/-san?
Remind me in three days to bid on an estate so I don't forget...

>>537966320
>White fiddies are for ---- ?
. . .
>Brown fiddies are for ---- ?
My PALE breeding BVLL femraen+

>>537966440
Yes master...~

>>537966414
>FOMO
Aaaaaand miss me with that shit

>>537966320
>White fiddies are for ---- ?
my catboy BWC
>Brown fiddies are for ---- ?
my catboy BWC

>>537966414
it's okay, you'll find out when the game releases

>>537964987
Granted

>>537966509
...

>>537966320
>White fiddies are for ---- ?
hating
ghosting
stalking
schizoing
spreading lies behind their back
in my experience

>>537966030
pso2 died to never having content ever

>>537966521
It's an outfit. If you have FOMO over an outfit..in a video game, then you should take a step back from video games.

>>537966560
what, it's my duty...

>>537966360
Apologies never work
If you ever say anything they don't like they'll hate you forever and it's pretty much over

>>537964472
>the time between the messages
My mood would be killed constantly

judas what the fuck

>>537966539
Thought so. GG anon.

>>537962716
I have a crush on elk but it's purely non romantic. I'm just horny about him in a possessive way

every game you guys ever talk about in this thread exists in a quantum superposition of having no content and more content than xiv at the same time

>>537966610
>if you can't handle getting raped
>then maybe you shouldn't have sex

>>537966680
babby's first chink mmo...

>>537966648
...never mind
I'm counting on you.

>>537966431
Warior is a good job to start with and always useful to have leveled, race whatever you like the look of, whichever nation you think looks coolest. You get a bonus level 1 ring for starting Hume or Galka in Bastok, Elvaan in Sandoria, Tarutaru or Mithra in Windurst but it's not important. Sandoria probably has the simplest layouts of the 3 starter nations, Bastok is pretty practical, and Windurst can be kind of confusing for newcomers because it's rather big.

If we're gonna be discord bf's I need daily rapeposts from you about how you need to be inside me. Even if I'm not in the mood that day, I still wanna see you lusting for me. It's not enough to only get horny every few days, you need to be constantly humping my leg like an animal. Of course, I'll do the same for you <3

>>537965246
WoW is basically the only real choice if you want to PLAY a modern mmo sadly. This game is just for afk gooners.

>>537966705
Schrodinger's Content

>>537966653
Judas Forma de Mayo

>>537966705
Content you haven't done yet is infinite content. Content you've already done doesn't exist anymore.

Therefor XIV has no content and Blue Protocol has potentially infinite content.

>>537966736
You can count on me, mas- anon.

>>537966553
I'm so fucking addicted to these two it's not even funny.

my fiddie shan't be breast posting
>>537966531
>catboy
>BWC
>B
>>537966097
>miera

moonies
collector of the yellow triangles

>>537966651
We usually spend 4+ hours every night talking dirty until he sends me a video of him shooting his load. I was just super hungover today.

>>537966553
>>537966821
Also this
Don't ask why her eyes are purple. Or why Venat's outfit makes her look like Aqua

man im glad i reached out and talked to them

>>537966828
uh oh melty

can you handle getting raped /xivg/

three fucking days of world of darkness in a row im gonna

>>537966879
i wish bro would reach out to me about it instead of vagueposting me

>>537966828
what's wrong with miera huh huh

>>537966873
SEX.

>quantum superposition
soience drones love making up fancy sounding words for their fantasies with no basis in reality.

"Oooohhhh it could be there, it could not, we don't know until you do the thing, that means it's both simultaneously!!!!". No you fucking idiot, it just means YOU DON'T KNOW. Why are soientists so afraid to say "Well we tried but we just don't know"? Why invent random unproveable bullshit?

>>537963260
she puts out?

umm so like how do i beat ex+ without maxed tools lol

>>537966971
Too small

>>537966770
content you mean collect all the fucking fashion shit like pso2?
lol
lmao

quantum this
*brap*

>>537967017
You sound like a Quantum Faggot

>>537967070
????

thinking about catboy BWCs

>>537966886
no and its why i am the way i am now

>>537967017
yeah man

>>537964987
>>537964306
>>537966873
>>537967008
Why did the ancients have such enormous knockers

>>537966301
Good, a fiddie without thoughts as it should be *snaps fingers* let ssee those tits

>>537966553
>>537964987
>>537966553
>>537966873
Please stop posting Athena, you're making me become unwise and quite feral

my eyes opened
>>537966971
you

So, how come in dreams my moonie gets actual glimpses of feeling good sometimes. Like in the waking world it's all dull and makes her feel nothing.

But in the dream it all feels good again, motivating.

In the dreams she actually has that feeling of you know real idk.

But waking up she just feels like David Bowie in that weird kitchen music video

>warframe
fashion game
>blue protocol
fashion game
>ff14
fashion game
>wow
shits too ugly but its a fashion game

>>537966650
>Apologies never work
Apologies work just people don't take them at face value until you start showing change that shows you really are sorry for what you did to upset them
Yeah they don't really work if your motif is
>do thing
>have to apologize for thing
>do thing again as if apologies give immunity from all follow ups
Then add on that I deal with people like this constantly and meet new people every day, so a simple "sorry for treating you like shit lol" does not work on me the way it might for a fifth grader, I need to feel like you actually mean it and are going to make sure it doesnt happen again and if we can't meet in the middle I have no problem finding another friend worth my time of the 7 billion on this fucking planet

>>537966425
How would you describe the social aspect and character-on-character interactions in BP?
I've been trying a lot of MMOs recently and none of them come close to XIV's player interaction via emotes, targetting, sitting on random benches from the place and such. I feel like this game spoils us a lot and we'll probably never find something similar. It doesn't help that the fact you're forced to roll for glamour and play dress-up.

>>537967017
>quantum superposition

my shotalander NEEDS to see big fiddie tits to live please. . .

>>537967078
>So illiterate he gets mad at a joke spelled out word for word for him.
I bet you misread the entirety of the yoship stop modding notice too.

>>537967165
pretty moonie

>>537967173
blue protocol fashion is terrible.

>>537967165
>thought this was based-ass aiko tenshodo rejecting jean
>realize it's just some opportunistic closeted clout-chasing british faggot

>>537967165
<3 she's sooo adorable

>>537967101
is this the free trial catboy poster?

>>537967201
>N-No blue FLOPocol will be good, trust the plan!
>Y-You illiterate!!!!!
uh huh

>>537967101
is it me

>>537967126
>>537967162
Because why not?

>>537967173
FASHION IS ENDGAME

>>537967295
buzzword city

>>537967078
Anon…You don’t know, do you?

>>537966971
ever get a carrot in a pack that was really soft and shriveled?
>what's wrong with miera
well...
>>537966884
a catboy one...

>>537967295
You probably don't know this but Jean was orbiting her hard for like a week before Proxy scooped her up lmao

>>537966705
my opinion on things depends on who i think will get the most mad at it at the time

>>537967162
I think we need more Athena.

>>537967336
cheeto . .

>>537967321
>He STILL doesn't get it.
I forget these are the kinds of people I get in my daily roulettes.

>>537967124
>My clumsy, barbaric human machine affects the natural thing I'm trying to observe with my clumsy, barbaric human machine therefore IT'S BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
Midwit.

>>537967017
Fuuaaark dood. This dood doesn't fuuuaarking love science!

*snips off your woober*
what now?

>>537967165
cute fish
album?
do you like malera?

M.B im on my way last boss of copied factory

>>537967432
i was just following you, idiot.

I'm starting to think you people aren't on the same level as me when it comes to real meaningful discussion

whenever i see a cute femra on my team i make sure to protect them with my lfie

On paper, I am one of the wealthiest women in Eorzea. But I cannot find housing.

>>537967179
it's not as strong as xiv but in my experience with mmos over the years I think it beats just about everything else I've seen not named revelation online

no targetting but there's interactive emotes (just one at the moment but it's hand holding and you can drag the person who's hand your holding around), you can sit on furniture, there's a WIDE variety of emotes, it has its own gpose equivalent which isn't as good since it lacks the modding tools but still trumps every other mmo I've seen, I think if you're looking for something as good as xiv in that department it is surprisingly just not possible

>>537967521
i made this post

>>537967335
Oop
Had to delete that. Barest hint of an anus.

On paper, I am one of the breedeablest femlala in Eorzea. But I cannot find a mating partner.

>>537966879
We had a good thing, you STUPID SON OF A BITCH! We had e-sex. We erp'd. We could've plapped as much as we wanted, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, fucked and made me and you cum as much as we wanted. It was perfect. But, NO, you just had to CONFESS. You and your pride and your ego! You just had it to be official boyfriends-girlfriends. If you'd done your job, known your place, stayed out of voicechat, we'd all be fine right now.

>>537967170
this post emanates Finland

>>537967179
NTA but the social interaction has been pretty great.
From dance parties in the street, to finding players in the wild and helping them with world bosses, to grabbing someone’s hand and dragging them somewhere private.
Whilst the chat system does have drawbacks, such as some words being censored and a character limit, you can do some great stuff.
The photo system is fun, and whilst not as good as modded XIV, it’s still great to use.
Just earlier today I was fishing and someone else joined me, then another and another.
If you want to play BP purely for social interactions, then you can do that.

>>537967382
this is literally slander against miera. . .

>>537967627
good post

>>537967594
Kill yourself.

>>537967269
Better than vanilla XIV

>>537967170
>david bowie
so like a pedophile???

>Respect FFXIV's gameplay!
Why? It's painfully mediocre.

>>537967768
And yet you're still here

>>537967650
The chat limit and censor really kills my enthusiasm. I don't know why games are so terrified of a large text box, fucking chinks being able to write a novel in 40 characters.

gOOD EVENING FRIENDS
CATBOY, LOGGING IN!

>>537967817
Inb4 "To make fun of you" ect ect

>>537967492
wife otr

I'm drinking again...

Even though I had a litre of whisky 2 days ago and felt like I was gonna die...

>>537966971
some r cute

>>537967917
make sure to drink some water too sis

>>537967178
>sorry for treating you like shit
actually I'm expected to apologize because you hate me and treat me like shit and the apology is just another attempt to abuse me

>>537966414
>>537966680
Theres a gacha for the imagines aka the summons.

>>537967817
>>537967889
No. I'm here because you guys can't help but reply to even my most lazy, worthless posts. You have 0 standards for discourse. It's like beating up toddlers.

>>537967917
i'm drinking too, but i'm having whiskey

I'm so sleeeeeeeby but I wanna play more... I wanna do more shit man... but my body craves the bed...

>>537967975
would you let a cute miera breed your sunnie?

>>537967839
It’s weird because certain words you would use in every day conversation are censored but then you can type “rape the fag” and the system is like “oh that’s fine”

>>537967017
>I'm too stupid to understand so it must be bullshit

>>537967627
kino...

>>537968065
go sleb
we be here tomorrow

>>537967317
no
>>537967326
if he has a BWC

>>537967335
>>537967415
STOOOP DON'T MAKE ME BECOME THIS WAY

galatea outfit doko

>>537964537
im doing content bud

>>537968065
let the big sleep take you

>>537968071
No, Jean

>>537968071
>sunnie

>>537968139
please meet up with my catboy

>>537967991
I did, I drank like 6 litres of water today. I also bought some sports drinks to chug for the """"""""""electrolytes""""""""". Those totally exist... I dunno. I had two earlier and they just tasted like watered down juice, I didn't feel anything.

>>537968051
I'm on the vodka tonight. American whisky is gross, it's like you poured a bag of sugar into it.

Thanks again for the help A.H

>>537968208
queue for frontlines on primal then

Crystal queue CC @ 10:40 ET

>>537967492
nice ra
cute ra
/pet /pet

close one

>>537967165
M.B ill be behind this miera and his entourage of groupies ( he mogs me highkey) ill be doing the cheer jump

>>537968087
>Just trust me bro, I have no actual physical proof to show you just listen to my jewish pilpul nonsense bro...
Nah.

>>537966681
wtheck..

>>537967165
oops I didnt me to link u dogoonie mb mb

I said "Nigh night, love you, I'll be thinking of you <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 xxxxx" SAY IT BACK! SAY IT BACK!

>>537968384
is cool *daps you up*

>>537968353
>jewish pilpul nonsense
Let me guess, you'd be one of the retards in nazi Germany saying atomic/nuclear research is 'jewish science'?
Retard.

>>537968265
>Call deleted
So should i not queue?

they said they're doing this to me middie tonight

>>537962716
My fiddie has made it a personal goal to get fucked by every sunnie+
She's lost track of how many she's done several times and has to keep starting over

>>537967017
because quantum probability does have physical and observable outcomes you moron

its physically impossible for fusion to occur inside a star because of the electromagnetic force, except by the means of quantum randomness overcoming this by placing particles on top of each other by "randomness"

would you be willing to overlook my cone tits?

>>537968451
I'm shy...

>>537968513
Uh...
does she do it raw?

My moonie wants to become a criminal to escape the mundaneness of what is life in eastern finland

A criminal journey

Journey:tm:

Embark on your new Journey:tm: today

Everything is fucking slop these days everyone is on le hecking Journey the new globohomo slop word of the month week whatever

>>537968513
sis you need an excel sheet for that

>>537968353
>if I don't understand something it's the Jews

>>537968484
HOLY MOLY

>>537968368
It's a weird kind of like "I don't care if you like me, but that dick is mine" kinda thing

>>537968604
kill yourself

Just finished my first extreme as dark knight, how bad did I do?

>>537967017
did my post really make you that mad man
I just think the concept and the term sounds cool

>>537968681
>2 deaths
dogshit

>>537968579
It doesn't count if they don't cum inside

>>537962716
My moonie is pure, and will remain so.

rub a dogoonie
dap a sunnie
kiss a femra
feed a bnuy

>>537968681
looks like a grey parse, work on the majors first because dropping that many combos is kinda bad

>>537968681
first ever attempt at harder content?
not terrible
work on your combo rotation when you're panicking
decent mitigation
deaths will resolve themselves the more you practice so its mostly just foundational stuff you need to work on

Pet a femlala!

>>537968604
ok so do something

or are you going to continue to sit there posting about how you'll never be Canadian?

A FIDDIE… THATS INTO NIGGER FUTAS??? I’M SO SHOCKED!!!!!!

My femra found a new body lotion she really likes. c:

>>537968681
Outside of the fact that you died twice, you did pretty alright because you cleared. It's kind of hard to get a good gauge of performance on a run after a death occurs. Fix that first and then try looking at it again.

The internet is not real life.

The way people online talked, you'd think Silksong would've sold millions of copies within the first hour. But it's barely at 500k. Sure, a massive success for an indie. But if a AAA game sold 500k, they'd shut the studio down. But again, the discourse online would have you believe everyone and their mother was gonna buy this game. What's my point? My point is, despite the fact most people have internet access, the vast majority of actual "talking" done on the internet is done by a very vocal minority and you cannot use the internet as a barometer for how the real world actually feels about things. Twitter, Reddit, Youtube, 4chan, wherever the fuck you go it's all just a very loud minority screeching their heads off, living in a bubble...

I love le hecking toronto le tone street le Dundas totally so fun not gentrified slop for vaccinated consoomers vs 1970s

>>537968783
QRD?

>>537968736
>if they don't cum inside
How many little halfbreed spawn have you popped out?

>>537968797
true! I agree with this

Remus... anima...?

>>537962716
Actually haven't really plapped since Mare died off and part of me is thinking of keeping it that way or at least limit myself a lot more

>>537968896
sybau

Le police in le autistic repetitive "NIi" tone

>>537968797
dooood metroid but worse!

>>537964659
not before marriage

>>537968797
>if a triple A game sold 500k, they'd shut the studio down
not in this day and age lmao

>>537968797
i agree with most of your points

but using steamcharts as a sales number metric makes you look like a retard
t. didn't buy silkshart because I never played the first game

>>537968467
>atomic/nuclear research
And yet for all their fancy terms what did they actually invent? A fucking steam engine...

>>537968534
>its physically impossible for fusion to occur inside a star because of the electromagnetic force, except by the means of quantum randomness overcoming this by placing particles on top of each other by "randomness"
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrr, your understanding of physics is faulty and incomplete, because you're a fucking flawed human being and not a fucking computer. The fucking EGO on you people to say "No, I'm not wrong, the universe just does whacky shit sometimes". God.

my moonie?
done with crafters

>>537967594
>I am one of the breedeablest femlala in Eorzea
>I cannot find a mating partner
Clearly your perception of yourself doesn't align with reality. Especially when your competition is literally "they were nice to me so I fell in love with them"

>>537968849
Secret

>>537968797
>>537968992
ok which is kat

>>537968214
>it's like you poured a bag of sugar into it.
true, that's how corn distillate is. I can name at least a couple scotches that drink about like bourbon. You should try a 100% rye sometime (not necessarily "straight rye" unless you can check the mashbill as it might just be 51% rye as the mashbill so it will still be sweet)

>>537968997
gj moonie on the moon

Le curated algorithm slop and strategic 4chan demoralization to artificiallybl steer you into some boring NSA slop

>>537968997
MOONIE MOONBALL!!!!

>>537968681
>1/7 Salted Earth
Use your cooldowns! Also stop dying and try to fix your weaving issues

>>537968992
>for all their research, what did they invent
the atomic bomb
nuclear reactors
nuclear powered ships
???

>>537962716
I've been slutting out a lot more recently and its been fun. Sometimes i think about doing it for xivggers but some of you don't know how to keep things on the down low and it being out in the open would ruin a lot of the fun that comes with being discrete.

>>537968992
>the universe just does whacky shit sometimes
and that wacky shit is quantum mechanics
why can't YOU just admit that you're wrong

>>537968797
>he's only looking at steam sales and the store has been crashing all day

>>537969097
this is kat

>>537968681
The legendary sextuple weave...

>>537968797
>the vast majority of actual "talking" done on the internet is done by a very vocal minority and you cannot use the internet as a barometer for how the real world actually feels about things. Twitter, Reddit, Youtube, 4chan, wherever the fuck you go it's all just a very loud minority screeching their heads off, living in a bubble...
No chud the world just became more tolerant and accepting of transfolk overnight and I know this because everybody I allow to talk to me shares the same opinion and I talk to like 20 whole people
Why are the normies turning on us now? What do they mean by "they had enough of us"? Why do they like us LESS the MORE they know about us?

>>537967726
>grind weekly currency to buy special ink that allows you to dye gear
>this currency is also capped on how much you can earn per week and is used for buying materials for upgrading gear stats
>grind dye materials from gathering points (get less if you run out of your daily stamina)
>an hour later you can teleport back to town and attempt crafting for the dye of your choice (unless you're out of stamina because that's also a stamina recipe)
You may now dye 1 item black.
>repeat to dye the other 5-7 items you're wearing

>>537968484
i honk your moobas

>>537964405
is it me

>>537968681
picrel
dont be so hard on yourself having a good run of any fight requires repetition!
keep on fighting and training ur doing good drkbro!

>>537969141
>the atomic bomb
Thing go boom, wow, I'm astounded at the intellect of these people.
>nuclear reactors
>nuclear powered ships
Steam engines, for all intents and purposes.

>>537969054

>>537968992
can't be kat, too coherent

>>537968797
More likely to be kat, but I also don't believe this one's kat either because it stays on topic for the whole duration of the post and doesn't veer off into some random schizophrenic nonsense

reads more like a macchi post to be honest, but given there's no completely irony-poisoned retard comparison to ffxiv

>>537969097
this one is kat

saw someone get a blowjob today while doing my roulettes

>>537969229
Yes le hecking NSArinos and googol slopgorithms have dictated that I must be le NSA agent but nah fuck that this world is lame fake and gay and vaccinated normie consoomerslop with no real meaning

>>537961986
Thighlanders!

>>537968298
can those weirdos get out of the way, your blocking the view of the lalas!

>>537968618
balmung kinda is like animal crossing lmao

>>537968797
Social media is like 80% marketing bots so no shit.

stop sexpesting my friends when they don't ask for it
fuck you

>>537969151
Because which is more likely:

Human beings are flawed creatures incapable of truly comprehending the universe

or

The universe just breaks its own rules randomly in ways that don't destroy everything instantly