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Anonymous No.537989576 >>537999913
/mjg/ - Mahjong General
>>537891528

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
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>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>JPML rules tourney
https://files.catbox.moe/20rx72.png
https://files.catbox.moe/sshktx.png

>underground regular tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc
>registration
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug
Anonymous No.537989618 >>537991215
Anonymous No.537989698
Anonymous No.537990338
Could Detective Hana Solve the Kira Case? - Death Note
Anonymous No.537990684 >>537991257
Koito big anus
Anonymous No.537991215
>>537989618
Anonymous No.537991238
Anonymous No.537991257
>>537990684
from rape
Anonymous No.537991274 >>537991665 >>537994039 >>538011919
Mating!
Anonymous No.537991343 >>537991454
Anonymous No.537991376
Got like 20 tickets from turning gifts to gold dust and getting a few from the event.
Took 19 tries to get one decoration and Li.
Can't imagine paying for characters.
And I have 150 wishing stones from all the free summons over time, so I can get one more character.
Only issue is lack of items to bond, but not paying for that
Anonymous No.537991382 >>537993376
hanner owes me mating
Anonymous No.537991437 >>537991517 >>537993376
Narwhal bacon at midnight
Anonymous No.537991454
>>537991343
Just bee youself
Anonymous No.537991517 >>537993376
>>537991437
Steve would say this
Anonymous No.537991659 >>537991951 >>537993082
Been a while since last room, so join me!

Majsoul Friends Room 80183(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80183
Anonymous No.537991665
>>537991274
one in the pink, three in the stink
Anonymous No.537991951
>>537991659
3/4
Anonymous No.537992069 >>537992124 >>537992127
>fake room hours
good night
Anonymous No.537992124
>>537992069
nights
Anonymous No.537992127
>>537992069
Anonymous No.537992379
I didn't get enough sleep last night so no mahjong for me.
Anonymous No.537992524 >>537992803 >>537993142
I feel like the natives of this general have been displaced lately. Back then it was so simple: Hags, Cats, Hats, and everyone else was a whale...
Now we have all these weird looking/sounding characters...
Anonymous No.537992803 >>537993376
>>537992524
That kind of things happen when a community grows. Some feel like need recognition, others enjoy making OC, which in fact also fire up the greediness of others. It is both, a good and bad thing.
Anonymous No.537993082
>>537991659
Stared
Anonymous No.537993142 >>537993191 >>537993376
>>537992524
just play? i'm f2p and has 7 boned charactera
Anonymous No.537993191 >>537993283
>>537993142
did you boned hanner?
Anonymous No.537993283
>>537993191
Once. It was ok. They scratch a bit until they get in the mood.
Anonymous No.537993376 >>537993427 >>537993461 >>537993476 >>537993479 >>537994235
>>537992803
I mean look at these freaks! How contemptible and loathsome they are...
>>537991382
>>537991437
>>537991517
With their nonsense stuttering they call language, their trite jokes they say insistently, and how they take space at the table where former friends used to sit!
>>537993142
Play? Oh we'll play a game... A game called purging the filth from this board!
Anonymous No.537993427
>>537993376
I didn't read fag
Anonymous No.537993461
>>537993376
I read, I care.
Anonymous No.537993476 >>537993576
>>537993376
i like these kinds of posts
Anonymous No.537993479
>>537993376
you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
Anonymous No.537993576
>>537993476
is that a boooOOB?! Wowowwwoww look at those cleavages
WOOOWHAAAAAT
BOOOB
boooOOOBBB
BOOObbb!
Anonymous No.537993756 >>537993892 >>537993907 >>537993956
tfw 4th
Anonymous No.537993876
imagine being named bob
Anonymous No.537993892
>>537993756
weird crow
Anonymous No.537993907
>>537993756
gayest shit i've seen all day
Anonymous No.537993956
>>537993756
>tfw everyone in the match gets a B+/- except 4th, who got S-
Anonymous No.537994007 >>537994090 >>537994103 >>537994127 >>537994146 >>537994182 >>537999146 >>538003649 >>538007751 >>538024740
RIP Miki
Anonymous No.537994039
>>537991274
UOOOOOOHHHH HANNAH
Anonymous No.537994075
Anonymous No.537994090
>>537994007
A seasonal bitch won't last after.
Anonymous No.537994103 >>537994145
>>537994007
so is numbers a jong thing or a gacha thing
Anonymous No.537994127
>>537994007
>Keikumusume ^3
Anonymous No.537994142 >>537994217
https://www.youtube.com/live/3IrEtyj2NcE?si=iGwygiL_VrbIuxKb&t=4881
Anonymous No.537994145
>>537994103
I believe India invented numbers sir
Anonymous No.537994146 >>537994180
>>537994007
WOT, HOW. NEARLY 50% MORE THEN MIKI? WHERE DID THESE SCALIES COME FROM
Anonymous No.537994180 >>537994310
>>537994146
Yostar gave them for free.
Anonymous No.537994182 >>538007751
>>537994007
there being a snek in every game is making it difficult to concentrate
Anonymous No.537994217
>>537994142
Anonymous No.537994235 >>537994434
>>537993376
Knife fight
Anonymous No.537994310 >>537994481 >>537994663
>>537994180
They did? When, are you lying to me?
I didn't get anything for free...
Anonymous No.537994434
>>537994235
Don't start a fight you can't win hanner
Anonymous No.537994481
>>537994310
I'm not lying. It was a giveaway in twitter.
Anonymous No.537994663 >>537994769 >>537994971
>>537994310
Anon is lying by omission. They only have them away to 3-6 lucky winners
Anonymous No.537994769
>>537994663
I got my snek in 14 scrolls, that's basically free
Anonymous No.537994971
>>537994663
Says the fake detective that doesnt has a license.
Anonymous No.537995107 >>537995264 >>537997569
so how many famous Xs do we have now? will we ever run out of characters for anons to be famous for?
Anonymous No.537995264
>>537995107
0.
Anonymous No.537996092 >>537996460
did anyone solve what the shopping list means...I'm too stupid. the riddles of new TO are too tough
Anonymous No.537996106 >>538002091
Anonymous No.537996460 >>537997006
>>537996092
Maybe they're just stuff he wants to buy from the grocery store?
Anonymous No.537996858 >>537997006
what shopping list??
Anonymous No.537997006 >>537997071 >>537997134
>>537996460
when did aru become this airheaded?
>>537996858
>he didn't find the website
Anonymous No.537997071
>>537997006
i'm here to mahjong not TOs shopping
Anonymous No.537997134
>>537997006
I just know kress deserves kissies.
Anonymous No.537997569
>>537995107
It's fine, we have plenty of males nobody play as yet.
Anonymous No.537997621 >>537997659 >>537997682
What happens to TOs when they retire? I never see the old meido around anymore.
Anonymous No.537997659 >>537997720 >>537997840
>>537997621
They go to the farm...
Anonymous No.537997682
>>537997621
They have sex
Anonymous No.537997720
>>537997659
They become farmers?
Anonymous No.537997825
I would go to the /mjg/ farm.
Anonymous No.537997840 >>537997965
>>537997659
Is that where Rice Shower is?
Anonymous No.537997965
>>537997840
...Yes.
Anonymous No.537998049 >>537998178 >>537998282 >>537998695 >>537999000 >>538000536 >>538001357
how do people genuinely enjoy sanma? this mode is so dogshit
Anonymous No.537998178
>>537998049
it's usually really fast so i sometimes queue tenhou sanma on my phone while commuting
Anonymous No.537998282
>>537998049
Same way people can enjoy bad characters like nyagger.
Anonymous No.537998695
>>537998049
It's better for farming event missions.
Anonymous No.537998864 >>537999505 >>537999975
I recently decided to start cooking my own meals to save money and improve my health. How do I stop myself from eating a dozen deviled eggs daily?
Anonymous No.537999000
>>537998049
Don't care about rank just care about making big numbers and farming yaku for cheevos
Anonymous No.537999146 >>537999462
>>537994007
>9177 of the snakes bought the outfit, more used than the bond one
Sex sells.
Anonymous No.537999289
the future is here
Anonymous No.537999462
>>537999146
*Silver hair sells
Anonymous No.537999505
>>537998864
I refuse to believe you devil every egg you cook
That shit takes time
Anonymous No.537999528
Silver hair supremacy.
Anonymous No.537999591
for me deviled eggs are just regular eggs...
Anonymous No.537999913 >>537999949 >>537999996
>>537989576 (OP)
How is this mahjong?
Anonymous No.537999949
>>537999913
Do you not see the mahjong tiles on the picture?
Anonymous No.537999975 >>538005779
>>537998864
Are you making deviled eggs? If not why would you keep buying deviled eggs?
Regardless make some good dishes that are ez, I like making garlic noodles. Broiler nachos are very easy to make but you can just throw refried beans on it to make it more substantial. Japanese Curry, Meatloaf if ground beef is on sale, mashed potatoes, pork loin is pretty cheap where I am. Eating rice is pretty cheap.
Anonymous No.537999996
>>537999913
don't you see the meganeko discarding a tile and the bovine going "RON"?
Anonymous No.538000536 >>538000962
>>537998049
Read Sanma Book 1.
Anonymous No.538000716 >>538000792 >>538001276
Who's the worst player in M-League? I need an example to show people why I get angry watching them hold 5 safe tiles at all times.
Anonymous No.538000792
>>538000716
Okada.
Anonymous No.538000962
>>538000536
>get consistent A and S rankings
>haven't seen a 1st place in ages
dogshit game mode for luckshitters, if your haipai isn't 1shanten and/or backed up by 2-3 peis, you may as well not even be at the table
Anonymous No.538001142 >>538001753 >>538002276
WWYD? No one has cut middle tiles or called riichi yet.
Anonymous No.538001276
>>538000716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Uea7TbazE
Anonymous No.538001357 >>538002343
>>537998049
last game i got a kazoe yakuman (against kamicha's open daisengan)
in my next game I had tenpai for daburu yakuman (tsuiisou with possible daisangan)
Anonymous No.538001379 >>538001635 >>538002128
I notice mortal always like to take tenpai when it's rkk against riichis. Is that 1500 points really that worth it when you have to push a live suji?
Anonymous No.538001635
>>538001379
depends on the bakyo
Anonymous No.538001753 >>538003434
>>538001142
tsumogiri
Anonymous No.538002091
>>537996106
How does it flow in midair, Frank?
Anonymous No.538002128
>>538001379
EV for keiten is better than people tend to think.
>100% or close odds, whereas winning a hand is like 60% with a good wait
>it's not just 1500, but 1500 plus the 1000 you'd pay or 1000 plus the 1.5k you'd pay or just not paying 3000
Anonymous No.538002276 >>538003434
>>538001142
8p
Anonymous No.538002281
>pushing for keiten
you lack faith
Anonymous No.538002343 >>538002509 >>538002607
>>538001357
And yet, you didn't win a single yakuman in the sanma tourney?
Anonymous No.538002347 >>538002395 >>538002431 >>538002474 >>538002489
Reminder to always damaten one turn before riichi.
Anonymous No.538002395
>>538002347
Anonymous No.538002431
>>538002347
>sanmenchan acquired
surely you riichi this
Anonymous No.538002474 >>538002803
>>538002347
show MAKA, coward
Anonymous No.538002489
>>538002347
>missing out on ippatsu
the absolute state of damatards
Anonymous No.538002491
[Sanma Lesson] Traps for Four-player Mahjong Players! Absolutely Important Shapes in Sanma [20 Qu...
cynthia-7.png
Anonymous No.538002509 >>538002551 >>538002609 >>538002814
>>538002343
THERE WAS A SANMA TOURNEY?
Anonymous No.538002551
>>538002509
Anonymous No.538002607
>>538002343
i wasn't thinking and accidentally rejected a daisangen tsuuiisou...
Anonymous No.538002609 >>538003136
>>538002509
Repo. NOW.
Anonymous No.538002803
>>538002474
Maka and Mortal both want to dama and tusmo of course
Anonymous No.538002814 >>538003243
>>538002509
It lasted over a month
Anonymous No.538002917
>07TH THEATER ENGLISH
Anonymous No.538003136
>>538002609
>RAPE. NOW.
Anonymous No.538003243
>>538002814
We desperately need BST2 now. Too many anons missed out on the fun.
Anonymous No.538003260 >>538003359
Majsoul Friends Room 93473(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=93473
Anonymous No.538003359
>>538003260
alright you got me
Anonymous No.538003434 >>538003493
>>538001753
>>538002276
As a showa era player, ittsuu chiinitsu is extremely realistic here, so we need to ignore the sanmenchan and akadora draw and cut 4s.
Anonymous No.538003461 >>538003582
Fall league will be sanma league this year.
Anonymous No.538003484 >>538003619 >>538003621 >>538004798
>Top 5 characteristics of people who are bad at mahjong that you should never do
Anonymous No.538003493 >>538003682
>>538003434
go back
Anonymous No.538003582
>>538003461
Please be real.
Anonymous No.538003604
>sugma
lmao
Anonymous No.538003619
>>538003484
Top 1: Mercy
Top 2: Forgiveness
Anonymous No.538003621 >>538003694
>>538003484
That's not a real video
Anonymous No.538003649 >>538003834 >>538004356
>>537994007
I thought snake wasn't popular? What happened?
Anonymous No.538003682
>>538003493
In time?
Anonymous No.538003694
>>538003621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMrT0c9Tiw4
Anonymous No.538003797
>10 RC gacha tokens piled up
scared to use them all at once because I'm going to just get a coke bottles and ramens
Anonymous No.538003820
When you think about, Fall League was always meant to be experimental and innovative, so it would be the perfect opportunity to introduce Sanma League.
Anonymous No.538003834
>>538003649
Silver GODS can't stop winning.
Anonymous No.538003842 >>538003962 >>538003996 >>538003997 >>538004010 >>538004125 >>538004139 >>538004291 >>538004354 >>538004361 >>538004378 >>538004421 >>538004815 >>538005674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcM-e2dJGDA
>this thumbnail
>repo in the description
Anonymous No.538003962
>>538003842
>self-advertising in /mjg/
Don't take this path midarikek
Anonymous No.538003974
not watching your video
Anonymous No.538003996 >>538004096
>>538003842
i was going to say burger but thats clearly a eurokek ESL with brainrot. How did you even find it
Anonymous No.538003997 >>538004679 >>538004890 >>538005738
>>538003842
Most of the repomaids are on the sharty
Anonymous No.538004010
>>538003842
>this is an actual anon who plays friendlies
Anonymous No.538004096 >>538004361
>>538003996
It's an /mjg/ anon who joined friendlies countless times in the last few months
Chances of him posting the video is high
Anonymous No.538004125 >>538004421
>>538003842
>14:58
KurokiTomoko!!
Anonymous No.538004139
>>538003842
uh oh amae ledditor expose!
Anonymous No.538004235
So do I get to be a YouTube star if I join a 'moko koko?
Anonymous No.538004291
>>538003842
>liquid soup is THIS esl
Anonymous No.538004354
>>538003842
you know what, i appreciate the effort made towards this video
Anonymous No.538004356
>>538003649
Hag players realized she's hag but with bigger tits and silver hair and switched
Anonymous No.538004361 >>538004798
>>538004096
>>538003842

yeah i said it before checking lol. Hey friend streamjanny next year instead of shitting up the thread lmao. Your talents are getting wasted on 5 view youtube video
Anonymous No.538004378 >>538004556 >>538004935 >>538005502
>>538003842
>https://youtu.be/BIy7ejaVqZ0?si=TcTkBikXdO8fVLUp
Anonymous No.538004421 >>538004903
>>538003842
>>538004125
>/jong/er
Anonymous No.538004553
wasnt there some tomokoschizo avatarfag in /a/ or something that people always told to kys whenever he posted. God i fucking hate the fact mahjong is such a massive autism magnet
Anonymous No.538004556
>>538004378
Anonymous No.538004679
>>538003997
haha no, tourist
Anonymous No.538004798
>>538004361
I swear I just looked up cynthia's video title >>538003484
Anonymous No.538004815 >>538005001
>>538003842
Does it surprise you?
We have a vtuber that registered on the booru just for the giveaway.
How did he find out about it? Your guess is as good as mine.
Anonymous No.538004890
>>538003997
hehe yes, oldfriend
Anonymous No.538004903 >>538005031 >>538005039
>>538004421
I have only come across him in mjg games.
Anonymous No.538004935
>>538004378
Anonymous No.538005001 >>538005143
>>538004815
>We have a vtuber that registered on the booru just for the giveaway.
What?
Anonymous No.538005025
>another fucking schizo wannabe
what does that make 3 active schizos in thread now?
Anonymous No.538005031
>>538004903
It isnt new jongers coming here for rooms.
Anonymous No.538005039 >>538005224
>>538004903
does that mean you participate in jong rooms?
Anonymous No.538005143 >>538005247 >>538005279
>>538005001
When the booru launched, there was a giveaway advertised in the thread (random raffle for a $15 steam gift).
A vtuber using the same username registered to participate.
Anonymous No.538005224
>>538005039
That is the implication, yes.
Anonymous No.538005228
How do I beat cheaters in mahjongsoul
Anonymous No.538005247 >>538005427
>>538005143
??? why did boorumeidos do that
do they give out prizes to repomeidos too
Anonymous No.538005279 >>538005427
>>538005143
How did you know it was a vtuber? Are you a /jong/er?
Anonymous No.538005345 >>538005440
>another /jong/ crime
I think its time to for the final solution for jongers
Anonymous No.538005427
>>538005247
It was a raffle for anyone who registered and uploaded a picture.
>>538005279
The name stood out between the regulars so I looked it up
Anonymous No.538005440
>>538005345
Anonymous No.538005502 >>538005620 >>538005738
>>538004378
>sharty
Anonymous No.538005620 >>538005738
>>538005502
I mean I knew it, the amae leddit spam just felt like low iq shartism
Absolute state
Anonymous No.538005674 >>538005729
>>538003842
pretty big coincidence that it was just uploaded yesterday and someone managed to find it randomly
Anonymous No.538005729
>>538005674
>yesterday
>randomly
Anonymous No.538005738 >>538005785 >>538005836 >>538005921 >>538006012 >>538006164
>>538005502
>>538005620
>>538003997
what the fuck is a sharty
Anonymous No.538005779 >>538005848
>>537999975
Iโ€™m making them. I needed to find a way to work eggs into my diet and Iโ€™m mostly eating rice, black beans, chicken, broccoli and butter (bananas and almonds twice a day as a snack, and lots of chocolate milk). I tried working eggs in with the rice and beans but it just doesnโ€™t go together very well so I decided to make a bunch of deviled eggs, but deviled eggs are just too fucking tasty. I eat one and then next thing I know Iโ€™ve eaten them all
Anonymous No.538005785 >>538005954
>>538005738
don't worry about it kitten
Anonymous No.538005836 >>538005954
>>538005738
LURK
MOAR
Anonymous No.538005848 >>538006316
>>538005779
>lots of chocolate milk
>diet
Anonymous No.538005921
>>538005738
i'm sorry i can't explain it without being embarrassed at myself for knowing it
Anonymous No.538005954 >>538006006 >>538006019 >>538008351
>>538005785
>>538005836
i've been here since 2010
Anonymous No.538005998
sharty like a melody
Anonymous No.538006006
>>538005954
Wow, you must really be an inattentive idiot if you don't know then
Anonymous No.538006012
>>538005738
some shithole altchan with the best and brightest of redditors
Anonymous No.538006019
>>538005954
/mjg/ didn't exist in 2010
Anonymous No.538006164
>>538005738
Anonymous No.538006167
so you fucking niggers have been posting on sharty/mjg/ without us?
Anonymous No.538006316
>>538005848
Chocolate milk is just milk with some sugar in it. Lots of calcium, vitamin A, vitamin D, and along with everything else, Iโ€™m getting an appropriate amount of fat based on my calorie intake. Besides, the whole saturated fat causes heart disease thing is bullshit. Iโ€™ve also been eating pretty much nothing but pizza, McDonaldโ€™s and other processed bullshit, with maybe some Chinese and Indian food once or twice a week for the last 12 years. If my diet is only half-good, itโ€™s infinitely better than what Iโ€™ve been doing. I already feel 10 times better
Anonymous No.538006348 >>538006408 >>538006430 >>538006446 >>538006448 >>538006507
why does /mjg/ have some many embarrassing exposes?
Anonymous No.538006408
>>538006348
depends on what you call "/mjg/"
Anonymous No.538006430
>>538006348
we're only human after all
Anonymous No.538006446
>>538006348
too many giga autists hunting for dox
Anonymous No.538006448
>>538006348
>some many
Anonymous No.538006507 >>538006580
>>538006348
If there's anyone more embarrassing than playing mahjong all day, it's someone spends all day shitposting and obsessing over people that play mahjong all day
Anonymous No.538006580 >>538006609
>>538006507
Nobody said that playing mahjong all day is embarrassing
Anonymous No.538006609 >>538006681
>>538006580
It doesn't need to be said
Anonymous No.538006681 >>538006959
>>538006609
Because it's not true
Anonymous No.538006685 >>538007072
>know what the correct digital move is
>push like a retard anyway
How do I stop this? It's literally the only thing holding me back from Saint.
Anonymous No.538006959 >>538007198
>>538006681
would you tell your grandma about mjs
Anonymous No.538007064
https://twitter.com/fujigaya_moth/status/1963543322955293138
Anonymous No.538007072 >>538007134
>>538006685
more often than not you'll get fucked even if you play digitally
Anonymous No.538007134 >>538007858
>>538007072
should've sakigiri'd earlier
Anonymous No.538007185 >>538007243
uuuooooooooh momochan unyuu time!
Anonymous No.538007198
>>538006959
Yes? I also play mahjong with my brother
Anonymous No.538007243
>>538007185
good meme
Anonymous No.538007321 >>538007434
>wanted snake slut
>got naruto and panda
Naruto is cool desu, I like her. Panda is the only character I have muted, she's so annoying. Haruna's dora discard voiceline is also mute-worthy though
Anonymous No.538007371 >>538009001
>k-kuh...momochan s-soko wa dame...
Anonymous No.538007434
>>538007321
Anonymous No.538007469 >>538007743 >>538008102 >>538008857 >>538010270
Washizu wouldn't be a pedo, he despises youth.
Anonymous No.538007737 >>538007823 >>538007859 >>538008014 >>538008039 >>538008469
https://x.com/rayserbeamer/status/1963920066090614840
M-League gets a new interviewer
Anonymous No.538007743
>>538007469
washizu is only akagisexual
Anonymous No.538007751
>>537994182
>>537994007
Snek is the most sexo character in a while, and has the most naked default costume too. I'm not surprised a lot of people are rolling for her
Anonymous No.538007823
>>538007737
>1999
Anonymous No.538007858
>>538007134
hindsight is 20/20.
neither engine sakigiri it because it's not clear which shape becomes the head until i draw the 4m for a ryankan
Anonymous No.538007859 >>538007939
>>538007737
Prostitutes declare their MBTI type now?
Anonymous No.538007939
>>538007859
MBTI for the West is what bloodtypes are for the East
Anonymous No.538008014
>>538007737
when does m league starts
Anonymous No.538008039 >>538008139
>>538007737
>she is the writer for the NAGA WWYD series in Gendai Mahjong
based?
Anonymous No.538008102
>>538007469
pedo washizu is the best meme we've had in months
Anonymous No.538008139
>>538008039
>Gendai
*Kindai
It's still morning
Anonymous No.538008142 >>538008170 >>538008514 >>538010065 >>538012990
regular tourney riddle status?
Anonymous No.538008170 >>538008462
>>538008142
not found
Anonymous No.538008351 >>538008438 >>538008659
>>538005954
Soijack spammers made their own site after they were banned from spamming one board. That's what it is, a site for soijack enthusiasts
Anonymous No.538008438 >>538008473
>>538008351
>soijack
it's pronounced basedak newfag
Anonymous No.538008462
>>538008170
nvm found it at the usual place
Anonymous No.538008469 >>538008586
>>538007737
>height
>mbti sign
>blood type
why are these relevant?
Anonymous No.538008473
>>538008438
so true!
Anonymous No.538008514 >>538009052 >>538009157 >>538009367 >>538010113 >>538012505
>>538008142
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Anonymous No.538008586
>>538008469
>height
model/gravure jobs
>mbti
>blood type
horoscope and idol "persona"
Anonymous No.538008659 >>538008830 >>538009038
>>538008351
i honestly don't understand how that's possible
how can you have an entire community based around making fucking basedjacks
it would be like an entire altchan dedicated to sneed
Anonymous No.538008830
>>538008659
>he wasn't invited to sneedchan
Anonymous No.538008857 >>538009615
>>538007469
he is jealous of it, ruining innocent young girls would be totally up his alley
Anonymous No.538009001 >>538009680
>>538007371
Anonymous No.538009038 >>538015636
>>538008659
They have their own wiki too, to keep track of the basedjack extended universe
Anonymous No.538009052
>>538008514
A fart?
Anonymous No.538009157
>>538008514
An echo?
Anonymous No.538009332 >>538009530 >>538009646 >>538027034
wtf is /jong/
Anonymous No.538009367 >>538009692
>>538008514
How do echoes hear without ears?
Anonymous No.538009530 >>538009897
>>538009332
Our better half.
Anonymous No.538009615
>>538008857
Definitely, washizu is a sadist
Anonymous No.538009646 >>538009897
>>538009332
>/mjg/
cis mahjongers
>/jong/
trans mahjongers
Anonymous No.538009680
>>538009001
what did she forget in higanbana
Anonymous No.538009692 >>538009986
>>538009367
because they have to "hear" the sound to be able to return it. don't mess with a 157 IQ genius
Anonymous No.538009897
>>538009530
>>538009646
what board's it on? I keep looking but do not find
Anonymous No.538009986
>>538009692
Next you're going to say mirrors "see" you to reflect you.
Anonymous No.538009992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTHehl3DEOY
Anonymous No.538010065 >>538010104 >>538010132 >>538011734
>>538008142
What did he mean by "double blitz"
Anonymous No.538010104
>>538010065
For me it's the Aru on the right. Clockwise is the RIGHT way.
Anonymous No.538010113
>>538008514
A torn off head kept on life support with the mouth and ears sown shut?
It tries to scream whenever the wind hits its exposed nerve endings.
Anonymous No.538010132
>>538010065
It's like the same time for blitz, but it's doubled. So we call it double blitz.
Anonymous No.538010154
Two whole weeks to sing up?
Anonymous No.538010270
>>538007469
>he despises youth
so did jimmy savile
Anonymous No.538010591
heeeeyyyyy children!
Anonymous No.538010615
I'm founding amaeledditchan
its only purpose will be kodomo and kodomo edit culture
in due time we'll grow big enough to conquer /mjg/, then /jong/, and finally all of 4chan
Anonymous No.538010667
there's /akg/ already retard
Anonymous No.538010838
Bravo eurokeks
Anonymous No.538011180
ninomiyahana-8h.png
Anonymous No.538011585
Anonymous No.538011690
shitposting always starts when burgers wake up I wonder why
Anonymous No.538011734
>>538010065
1112345678999urgcrabbweh08zzz510+17891000 doesn't work
Anonymous No.538011919
>>537991274
I would say this
Anonymous No.538012002
bravo euroneetsharts
Anonymous No.538012160
Bravo bravokeks
Anonymous No.538012171
>Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kizuna - All TV Commercials
Anonymous No.538012185
Anonymous No.538012191 >>538012271 >>538012309 >>538012337 >>538012412 >>538012649 >>538043819
post "that"
Anonymous No.538012271
>>538012191
Anonymous No.538012309
>>538012191
Anonymous No.538012337 >>538013515
>>538012191
Is it time?
Anonymous No.538012382 >>538012571
>repoopchan
Anonymous No.538012412
>>538012191
Anonymous No.538012505
>>538008514
kazehai nomi
Anonymous No.538012571
>>538012382
Anonymous No.538012649
>>538012191
https://files.catbox.moe/v34kk9.mp4
Anonymous No.538012731
Bravo romeoalphavictoroscarkeks
Anonymous No.538012990 >>538013161 >>538013464 >>538013545 >>538013717 >>538014191
>>538008142
solved
Anonymous No.538013161
>>538012990
there is a video??
Anonymous No.538013464
>>538012990
Anonymous No.538013515
>>538012337
That one is saved for special occasions
Anonymous No.538013545
>>538012990
Anonymous No.538013717
>>538012990
>mistery instead of mystery
A clue! perchance
Anonymous No.538014191
>>538012990
>sending pic of your own video
New low for new TO
Anonymous No.538015053 >>538015209 >>538015273
Regular tourney? How about you play some ranked, nigger?
Anonymous No.538015209 >>538015550
>>538015053
You first hibikek
Anonymous No.538015273 >>538015378 >>538016970 >>538017213 >>538017492 >>538017934 >>538018562 >>538019247 >>538019960
>>538015053
I will be queueing again in 10 minutes
You're welcome to watch me
Anonymous No.538015378 >>538015687
>>538015273
Stream doko?
Anonymous No.538015550
>>538015209
eh, maybe later
Anonymous No.538015636 >>538015823
>>538009038
That sounds great. Where can I find it?
Anonymous No.538015687
>>538015378
https://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjg
Anonymous No.538015797
Bravo
Anonymous No.538015823
>>538015636
toki yourself shartroon
Anonymous No.538016043
Anonymous No.538016175 >>538016290 >>538016292 >>538016548 >>538016609 >>538016804
>learn moon
>read a manga
>want to rec it to a friend
>untranslated
What was it all for?
Anonymous No.538016290
>>538016175
Now you can translate it for your friend!
Anonymous No.538016292
>>538016175
Now you can be the one to translate it.
Anonymous No.538016548
>>538016175
What the other 2 Anons said. Also, it's just more enjoyable to read the original manga and watch anime without having to rely on subs.
Anonymous No.538016609
>>538016175
To get yourself a qt japanese wife
Anonymous No.538016694 >>538017747
I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3522348/e1a6dba21b/
Anonymous No.538016804
>>538016175
The path of the JOP is a lonely one. I ask not for an easier life, but that I am strong enough to bear a hard one.
Anonymous No.538016970
>>538015273
Very nice, keep going
Anonymous No.538016994
>names
Anonymous No.538017186
Bravo
Anonymous No.538017190
>stalking people and falseflagging as them
kill yourself
Anonymous No.538017213
>>538015273
Nice sanshoku
Anonymous No.538017270
>james
Anonymous No.538017395 >>538017689 >>538020467
Why is Knig so obsessed with LiegeOfHymenoptera anyway?
Anonymous No.538017468 >>538017942
bravo euros
Anonymous No.538017492 >>538020939
>>538015273
Ouch, takame baiman
There goes your lead...
Anonymous No.538017598
you guys are so weird
Anonymous No.538017685
I love the milkers Ritz draws so much lads.
Anonymous No.538017689
>>538017395
onesided love...
Anonymous No.538017747 >>538018034
>>538016694
I think my pedophilia got cured, I haven't felt like jacking it to lolicon lately
Anonymous No.538017934
>>538015273
This mario had concealed yakuhai dora ankou for 3 hands already by east 4...
Someone should investigate that
Anonymous No.538017942
>>538017468
Why did this all start when you appeared in this general?
Anonymous No.538018034
>>538017747
get your testosterone checked
Anonymous No.538018060 >>538018685 >>538019552
When the room is kuitan ari
Anonymous No.538018070
I retire as a detective, I can't solve this spreadsheet at all!
Anonymous No.538018562
>>538015273
Absolutely based retard kan
Anonymous No.538018685
>>538018060
the what
Anonymous No.538018703 >>538021009
Another day, another botcheaterbitch melty.
Anonymous No.538019247
>>538015273
That no-ten really hurts here
Anonymous No.538019552 >>538019754
>>538018060
i cant believe humanity wastes life sustaining energy on this technology
Anonymous No.538019719 >>538019960 >>538020095
What the fuck is going on here?
Anonymous No.538019754
>>538019552
it was worth it because those ones where they break into epstein's cell were pretty funny
was there a a majsoul one made?
Anonymous No.538019960
>>538015273
>>538019719
Congrats on your 2nd place
Are you going to queue another one?
Anonymous No.538020092
what was ichihime doing on epstein island?
Anonymous No.538020095 >>538020548
>>538019719
I don't know but gg.
Anonymous No.538020350
I uploaded whatever emote edits I had on my disk to the repo, post whatever you guys have (or make a zip and catbox it if you have a lot) and I'll upload them.
Anonymous No.538020403
*cracks open and sips a cold refreshing Coors Light*
Mmhmm, yep, this them prime Eurohours. God bless our brothers across that there pond.
Anonymous No.538020449 >>538020751
Majsoul (friends) Room 67700(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67700

+10s notips because thats how I roll or because I suck at it and I gotta get better
Anonymous No.538020467 >>538020604 >>538021009 >>538021826 >>538021859
>>538017395
Well I wouldnt be so sure its kstuff. You see kstuff is a narcissistic insufferable nigger and his tranny melties are all about him or him related like posting apology forms or praising himself in third person or asking disingenuous questions or statements regarding the whole botcheating incident. Then after he gets bashed hard by the thread there is a downtime like right now where he reflects upon himself because hes a mentally ill freak with BPD.
Then on the other hand we have lalatrano, the seething oldfag schizo. Decided to come back after three years just in time to miss another meetup. Seeing all the anons having so much fun, especially his arch nemesis Frank has set his vagina on fire again. So now lalatrano has set out to destroy the big rule laid by Frank all those years ago about >names.Only an oldfag is old enough to know who kawai_negro is to post grimmers after literally 4 years or something, and you can see from the screenshots he has an m1 yonma account atleast. Then there is the matter of how lalatrano has a tranny melty. Its usually childish and autistic in nature like spamming Illiad, so now he childishly posts names after the autistic endeavor of stalking anons and finding their wwyds
So what Im trying to say is that we got two cute little schizos operating in /mjg/ rn. Our reward for being the best general in /vg/ or something.
Anonymous No.538020548
>>538020095
Thanks
Anonymous No.538020604
>>538020467
wao i didnt know chatgpt was allowed to say nigger
Anonymous No.538020735
>detectives are shitposting when there is a riddle to solve
Anonymous No.538020751
>>538020449
triple blitz room
Anonymous No.538020939 >>538021137
>>538017492
Digital dama push or retarded?
Anonymous No.538021009 >>538021504 >>538021651
>>538018703
>>538020467
>someone is having a melty by... posting mahjong in the mahjong general
Did you consider that maybe you are the problem?
Anonymous No.538021137 >>538021179
>>538020939
I would have folded but then again I always fold.
Anonymous No.538021179
>>538021137
TO sexo
Anonymous No.538021504 >>538021651
>>538021009
If you want to talk about mahjong then try here >>>/vt/jong
Anonymous No.538021620 >>538021686 >>538021873 >>538022015 >>538022156 >>538022237 >>538022492 >>538048938
Is Kakek anime actually worth watching?
I never bothered because all screenshots look ugly as fuck and their emotes are even uglier somehow
Anonymous No.538021651
>>538021009
>>538021504
Try to make it a tad less obvious when you reply to yourself next time, little buddy.
Anonymous No.538021660 >>538025339
What's the difference between these ones https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Real%20Life/Printable%20Compasses/
Anonymous No.538021674
I'm going insane nya.
I'm losing my grip on reality, nya nya!
Anonymous No.538021686
>>538021620
no
they don't call it the colaboracion de mierda for nothing
Anonymous No.538021826
>>538020467
>two cute little schizos
make that three
Anonymous No.538021859 >>538022797
>>538020467
janenigger is a newfag script kiddie
our older schizo friend just posts IRC >names mostly unprompted
Anonymous No.538021873
>>538021620
It's not very good.
Anonymous No.538021994
>watch PV of an upcoming anime
>its a shoujo thing so by the book that I sit in expectation of the twist
>there's no twist it's just a shoujo series
>look up the source material
>it's a gook manga
>everybody praising the everliving shit out of the art
>check it out
>it's ok, pretty good but nowhere near deserving of the priapic breathlessness with which it was praised
Mahjong.
Anonymous No.538022015
>>538021620
>Is Kakek anime actually worth watching
not really but it's amusing, yet very mediocre
>ugly as fuck
now this common complaint I don't get, are you some kind of autist that gets sick from any character that isn't a moeblob?
Anonymous No.538022156
>>538021620
I read the mango for a while back then for the faces but even then it wasn't very good, I would not were I you.
Anonymous No.538022237
>>538021620
It's just softcore porn.
If you don't like the screenshots, then no
Anonymous No.538022358 >>538022516 >>538023019
Oh god I'm doing it
Oh oh OH OH
I'm GOOOOOOOMBLING
Anonymous No.538022492
>>538021620
It's okay-ish. If you're out of things to watch, it can pass the time. But it's not really that great so don't expect anything amazing. It tries to be like YGO season 0 with excessive fanservice. Most coomers and newkids at the time were too young to have seen Kaiji so they thought it was the bees' knees but again, it was average-ish. Season 1 wasn't that great IMO but season 2 got a little better though not that much.

There is no plot worth talking about so just go in for some random gambling games with titties and pantyshots.
Anonymous No.538022496
Anonymous No.538022516
>>538022358
kek, good one anon.
Anonymous No.538022540
In Japan, where I was born, they call me Kakegurui
Anonymous No.538022656 >>538023019
>aaah...ah...im le...crazy and im gonna...GOOOMBLE!
Anonymous No.538022797 >>538022883 >>538022947
>>538021859
>janenigger is a newfag script kiddie
Why tho...
Who hurt her?
Anonymous No.538022883 >>538023419
>>538022797
The real Detective
Anonymous No.538022947
>>538022797
One too many ojiisan creampies scrambled her brains, it's a sad story...
Anonymous No.538023019 >>538023181 >>538023309 >>538023345
>>538022656
>>538022358
Literally what Akagi is about. But when he does it its pure cinema or something
Anonymous No.538023181 >>538023247
>>538023019
Smugness always makes it kino, its why HnK works
Anonymous No.538023247
>>538023181
WE STILL FIGHT!
Anonymous No.538023259 >>538023441
silence pnmschizo
Anonymous No.538023309 >>538023428
>>538023019
Akagi is about men gambling however, and as you know, /mjg/ is homosexual.
Anonymous No.538023345
>>538023019
And? The execution matters.
Anonymous No.538023419
>>538022883
Based Hana chan will always be the real detective for me
Anonymous No.538023428
>>538023309
Yes, I hate women. How could you tell?
Anonymous No.538023441 >>538023841 >>538024172 >>538033859
>>538023259
Anonymous No.538023807
shut the fuck up and make a room NOW NOW NOW
Anonymous No.538023841 >>538023953 >>538024048 >>538024768
>>538023441
how do you fail an anime with so many big boobs? Kinda impressive
Anonymous No.538023953 >>538024172
>>538023841
>fail
Anonymous No.538024048 >>538024159
>>538023841
have you considered that mahjong attracts lolicons
Anonymous No.538024159 >>538024312
>>538024048
the big titty characters are objectively more popular thoughbeit
Anonymous No.538024172 >>538024231 >>538024252 >>538024416
>>538023441
>>538023953
i genuinely don't understand why they made it a mahjong anime if they don't play mahjong and the only reason it was made was to promote tourism

just make it a big boob travel anime
Anonymous No.538024231
>>538024172
>it was made was to promote tourism
it was made to promote MJS actually
Anonymous No.538024252
>>538024172
To get a yostar sponsorship
Anonymous No.538024312 >>538024494
>>538024159
incorrect, see the numberfag stats
Anonymous No.538024416 >>538024541
>>538024172
It would have been fine if it had mahjong thrown in if it was just competently done, there's plenty of successful series about a bunch of sluts doing fuck-all. The problem is that it just sucks. It's boring.
Anonymous No.538024494
>>538024312
Numberfag stats show that Snake is popular enough to dethrone a F2P character from 2nd place
Anonymous No.538024541 >>538024675 >>538024810 >>538025238
>>538024416
>It's boring
you're a zoomer aren't you
Anonymous No.538024660 >>538024721
holy shit, kuro dora
Anonymous No.538024675
>>538024541
If I were, I might actually like that piece of garbage.
Anonymous No.538024721
>>538024660
Anonymous No.538024740 >>538025552
>>537994007
>those snek figures
imagine all the money they made with it (character + FOMO animated outfit)
expect to see a lot more of this kind of in-your-face, rc-style content now that they saw it sold a lot
Anonymous No.538024768 >>538024858 >>538025584
>>538023841
ironically the manga (which is completely different) is actually decent
Anonymous No.538024810
>>538024541
i've watched more cgdct anime than you ever will, zoomshit
the difference is pnm literally does not do anything
Anonymous No.538024858
>>538024768
which one of the two
Anonymous No.538024939
Repent
Anonymous No.538024980
*sip*
Anonymous No.538025147 >>538026939
calling all detectives, gather at the han
Anonymous No.538025207 >>538025618 >>538025767 >>538025851 >>538025960 >>538028746 >>538034847
ใ˜ใ‚“ใ˜ใ‚“ St2 promotion match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcE5p9MOaJ0
Anonymous No.538025238
>>538024541
I love it when braindead moeshitters push the idea that, for some ungodly reason, any CGDCT show is immune to criticism or drawing comparison to their better accomplished and executed peers
Anonymous No.538025339 >>538025459
>>538021660
Max tiles are bigger than the YMI ones so the compass will be slightly bigger to accommodate 6 tiles across. That's my best guess anyways
Anonymous No.538025459 >>538025648
>>538025339
Which one would be better for AMOS smart?
Anonymous No.538025552 >>538025650 >>538025747
>>538024740
I find it hard to believe that catfood has caught on just now that sexo sells.
Anonymous No.538025584
>>538024768
For me, SoL manga just doesnt work. Even some of my favorite SoLs I couldnt get into the manga at all, without the music and atmosphere its just lacking.
Anonymous No.538025618
>>538025207
she gets mad if you emote ron
Anonymous No.538025648 >>538025690
>>538025459
The Max one most likely
Anonymous No.538025650
>>538025552
Have you seen Azur lane?
Anonymous No.538025690
>>538025648
Thank you
Anonymous No.538025730 >>538026324
Soul Eater is awful.
Anonymous No.538025747
>>538025552
It's possible that they were treading a bit more carefully because of china's views on sexo and censorship, and that something led them to try going lewder
Anonymous No.538025750 >>538026881
>female protagonist
>romance
>college student
>established relationship
Anonymous No.538025767
>>538025207
Cute hag voice.
Anonymous No.538025851 >>538026030 >>538026109
>>538025207
>losing her promotion match
>no screaming and crying
Where's the fun in that?
SWNBN
Anonymous No.538025945 >>538026012
ywnban7
Anonymous No.538025960
>>538025207
>reject mangan tenpai to greed chiinitsu haneman or baiman
>get punished for it and deal into dama mangan
Deserved.
Anonymous No.538026012 >>538026153
>>538025945
I will never be a nigger?
Nice!
Anonymous No.538026030
>>538025851
Tch. Shine.
Anonymous No.538026109
>>538025851
Nina hasn't streamed as much mahjong as she used to as of late, maybe it's time to diversify my holdings.
Anonymous No.538026153
>>538026012
>hannah
I'm sorry, you already are.
Anonymous No.538026190 >>538026312 >>538026592
/mjg/ I have something to admit
Anonymous No.538026312
>>538026190
Anonymous No.538026324
>>538025730
it is but I like the way it sucks
Anonymous No.538026350
Invest in A & ru.
Anonymous No.538026367 >>538026554
>played entire game horribly
>luckshat riichi ippatsumo away from 4th place uma
Feels good
Anonymous No.538026554 >>538040624
>>538026367
You get a medal if you go from 4th to 1st in S4 with some bullshit like that
Anonymous No.538026592
>>538026190
we know what happened at summer camp during that night, it's not your fault, you're not to blame, nobody is, hope you can get over the trauma eventually
Anonymous No.538026881 >>538028004
>>538025750
You ever read Sweat and Soap? It even has mahjong in it and an official impregnation doujinshi
Anonymous No.538026939
>>538025147
You will never be a real detective superreh
Anonymous No.538027000
>names
Anonymous No.538027034 >>538031361
>>538009332
A Mahjong Vtuber general on /vt/ which spun off from the Phase Connect and "Aspiring Vtuber" threads a couple of years ago. The UGR hates it because /jong/ isn't easily influenced so it won't become a puppet like /doko/ or the buyfag threads on /a/.
Anonymous No.538027542 >>538027636 >>538027743
>snek says rio
>subtitles say li yang
Please don't.
Anonymous No.538027636 >>538027724
>>538027542
Don't look up how Qing Luan is pronounced
Anonymous No.538027724 >>538027878
>>538027636
ching loo-ahn?
Anonymous No.538027743 >>538039415
>>538027542
most of the chink names in mjs are pronounced quite differently from the way it's written
i hate pinyin so goddamn much
Anonymous No.538027878 >>538027968 >>538028047
>>538027724
ใ‚ปใ‚คใƒฉใƒณ
Say-ren
Anonymous No.538027968
>>538027878
*ran
Anonymous No.538028004
>>538026881
I did read along on /a/ a year or so ago i think
Anonymous No.538028047 >>538028685
>>538027878
Anonymous No.538028249
Should I buy the "Ching Loo-Ahn" outfit and the Snake one?
Anonymous No.538028569 >>538028636
One day, I will own this board
Anonymous No.538028636
>>538028569
I am already
Anonymous No.538028682
>ackshually, it's written sichuan oolong sima yi beijing but is read jackie chan
Anonymous No.538028685 >>538028749 >>538028756 >>538028864 >>538028903 >>538035629
>>538028047
the most egregious ones:
qing luan / seiran
hua yubai / kagohaku
hua yuqing / kagosei
li yang / rio
yuan xiao / yuen shao
yuan feng / yen fon
Anonymous No.538028746 >>538029220
>>538025207
Does she live near a port or a train station, what the hell is that noise.
Anonymous No.538028749 >>538029052
>>538028685
But Aru, that's all of them
Anonymous No.538028756 >>538029052
>>538028685
so, all chink characters
Anonymous No.538028768
aru / nigger
Anonymous No.538028864
>>538028685
>yuan xiao / yuen shao
>yuan feng / yen fon
I don't see the difference
Anonymous No.538028903
>>538028685
>yuan xiao / yuen shao
I can't believe the pitslut panda is actually a fatuous lord.
Anonymous No.538029052 >>538029414
>>538028756
>>538028749
some of them match properly (fuji, fei ming for example)
Anonymous No.538029090 >>538029634 >>538030802 >>538031072 >>538031169 >>538031232 >>538031886 >>538034519
mleague soon bros.
who has the coolest team picture?
Anonymous No.538029107 >>538029205
Lord of Bees is king
Anonymous No.538029205 >>538029357
>>538029107
Actually it's queen
Anonymous No.538029220 >>538029359
>>538028746
the start of her riichi music?
Anonymous No.538029357
>>538029205
So true sister!
Anonymous No.538029359
>>538029220
I'm retarded, thanks.
I noticed it matched her riichis but...
Anonymous No.538029414 >>538029552 >>538029665
>>538029052
>fuji
kansaiben isn't chinese
Anonymous No.538029552
>>538029414
For some weird reason the initial setting of chinks in mjs was that they were kansaijin but now they are apparently just chinks, I wonder if the chinks complained.
Anonymous No.538029634
>>538029090
For me, it's Raiden and Abemas. Pirates are alright too.
Anonymous No.538029665 >>538029875 >>538030116
>>538029414
idk man normally you'd pronounce her name fukihime, not fuujii
Anonymous No.538029875 >>538030246
>>538029665
>jap words can't have multiple readings
how new
Anonymous No.538030116
>>538029665
>Fuckhime
Anonymous No.538030246 >>538031086 >>538033934
>>538029875
show me where fuu shows up on this page anon
https://www.kanjipedia.jp/kanji/0006113400
Anonymous No.538030590
I can see it.
Anonymous No.538030802 >>538031275 >>538031353 >>538031368
>>538029090
why does every team have the token woman?
is there a quota they must fill or something?
Anonymous No.538031072
>>538029090
nice to see abemas respecting woman and putting both of them in the middle. Also Hinata got some swagger or as the zoomers call it rizz here in the pic wtf
Anonymous No.538031086 >>538032792
>>538030246
between ๅฏŒ and ็ฆ the difference is just a radical
the fact that ็ฆ has a different reading highlights her dual nature of a cheating lying old hag
Anonymous No.538031169
>>538029090
post the other
Anonymous No.538031232
>>538029090
Where's Arisa? She's the qtest.
Anonymous No.538031275
>>538030802
Yes, there is an actual quota.
Anonymous No.538031353
>>538030802
>ใ€Œ1ใƒใƒผใƒ 4ๅๆง‹ๆˆใ€ใ€Œ็”ทๅฅณๆททๅˆใ€ใŒใƒซใƒผใƒซๅŒ–ใ•ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ€‚
yes
Anonymous No.538031361
>>538027034
Anonymous No.538031368
>>538030802
wait until they are required to have a token mudslime on the team
Anonymous No.538031559 >>538031908 >>538031973 >>538034587
you can have a team like this too, it just has to be mixed gender
Anonymous No.538031886 >>538031996
>>538029090
Either Abemas or Pirates for me I think. Also, the guy with the white hair looks like usogui from the live action movie, kek.
Anonymous No.538031908 >>538032143
>>538031559
your team will job thoughever
Anonymous No.538031973
>>538031559
>Phoenix gets rid of the female players save for Kayamori
>wins league shortly after
Really makes you think.
Anonymous No.538031996 >>538032108 >>538033035
>>538031886
No he doesn't
Anonymous No.538032108
>>538031996
how is this guy 40
Anonymous No.538032143 >>538032287 >>538032370
>>538031908
Only if those girls never had kids.
Luck is a motherly trait.
Anonymous No.538032287
>>538032143
I'll make them mothers myself
Anonymous No.538032370
>>538032143
Not if you were my mom.
Anonymous No.538032792
>>538031086
Anonymous No.538032927
BAI BAI KUSO BABA
Anonymous No.538033035
>>538031996
Yeah, shorter hair now that I look at him.
Anonymous No.538033687 >>538034113
People managing this dictionary are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.538033859
>>538023441
japanese women aren't THAT stacked
Anonymous No.538033934
>>538030246
The Japanese are literally allowed to make up readings, or utilize kanji to represent readings in words to pass on implication. Its a pretty free for all system
Anonymous No.538034113
>>538033687
>ไฝ™
For me, it's ็ง.
Anonymous No.538034197 >>538034291 >>538036489 >>538036658
Okanemochi Baba coming through.
Anonymous No.538034291
>>538034197
>mochi
Anonymous No.538034519
>>538029090
Pirates and Abemas are mogging hard fr
Anonymous No.538034587 >>538036341
>>538031559
>cull every female player except for the token one
>win
what did Phoenix mean by this
Anonymous No.538034847
>>538025207
>Need 3 1sts to make up for 1 4th
Saints have it rough...
Anonymous No.538035114 >>538035241
T-minus one hour five minutes until the JPML Tournament starts.
Anonymous No.538035179 >>538035249
>changing souzu to blue is a subtle joke about japanese being color blind
Anonymous No.538035241 >>538035404 >>538035471
>>538035114
Abema or YouTube?
Anonymous No.538035249
>>538035179
It's a different color?!
Anonymous No.538035404
>>538035241
Anon...
Anonymous No.538035471
>>538035241
Check the OP.
Anonymous No.538035629 >>538035930
>>538028685
Why the fuck are they written like that?
Baffling.
Anonymous No.538035930 >>538036374 >>538036674
>>538035629
japanese is phonetically limited, prease undastand
Anonymous No.538036341
>>538034587
with there being only one hole on the team now, the infighting has reduced by 300% and hole satisfaction has likewise increased 300%, leading to clearer minds at the table
Anonymous No.538036374
>>538035930
I talked about the chink names
Anonymous No.538036462 >>538036695 >>538036804 >>538039225
[GOOD NEWS]
I've earned enough points for a free pizza at dominos! It's a 'za night.
Anonymous No.538036489
>>538034197
is this why she can indulge in so many pleasures of the flesh?
Anonymous No.538036596 >>538036692 >>538036835
I'm going out on a date but will be alone when I get back home. Maybe play mahjong. Who's really winning? Checkmate atheists.
Anonymous No.538036658
>>538034197
>this emote depicts a bubble visualizing xenia INSIDE the car instead of a giant xenia standing up through the sunroof
i am immeasurably disappointed
Anonymous No.538036674 >>538036940
>>538035930
I wound andastandu if they spelt the words phonetically when anglicising them instead of adding random Qs as if they fucking mean anything
Anonymous No.538036692
>>538036596
>Checkmate
You mean TSUMO HASSEN OORU
Anonymous No.538036695
>>538036462
Anonymous No.538036804
>>538036462
Give me a slice. I am hungry
Anonymous No.538036835 >>538036884
>>538036596
dont jack off before the date. goon afterwards when you get home then play mahjong after washing your hands
Anonymous No.538036884 >>538037210
>>538036835
I just jacked off anon, it's too late.
Anonymous No.538036940
>>538036674
Ching Luan would be offensive to english speakers
Anonymous No.538037210
>>538036884
as the sisters say, they will sniff out and get the ick
Anonymous No.538038428 >>538038718
Stop gooning so much!
Anonymous No.538038538 >>538051341
evens jav
odds doujin
0 imagination
Anonymous No.538038718
>>538038428
Give me a girlfriend then!
Anonymous No.538038797
girlfriends are too expensive
Anonymous No.538038952
swiggity swooty
Anonymous No.538039225
>>538036462
>he didn't tattoo his body with the domino's logo for free pizza
Anonymous No.538039372
Xenia players play shit like Neptunia and wonder why they can't get a girlfriend.
Anonymous No.538039415
>>538027743
I think I do too now, this shit is insane.
Anonymous No.538039706 >>538039847
Does anyone have the link to the video of Sakurai Shouichi on some japanese variety/gameshow where he mixes the tiles and makes a rigged wall? I think the host starts saying banzai again and again after he sees the draws
Anonymous No.538039832 >>538040727 >>538041154
You think pinyin is bad? don't check wade giles then
Anonymous No.538039847 >>538045879 >>538046092
>>538039706
https://youtu.be/mhbDEQL1n0g
Anonymous No.538040261 >>538040671 >>538041073
I will never understand how certain anons are just flypaper to schizos
Anonymous No.538040624
>>538026554
Nah lol I got 3rd, I don't play from behind as good as mikotroons
Anonymous No.538040671 >>538041109
>>538040261
One smug emote can make some anons seethe forever
Anonymous No.538040727
>>538039832
>Tsao Tsao
Anonymous No.538041073
>>538040261
I see what you did there
Anonymous No.538041109 >>538041581 >>538041613
>>538040671
This is a sign of severe mental illness and inability to cope with emotions, btw.
Anonymous No.538041154
>>538039832
Wade-Giles was a soulful Anglo invention, Pinyin is a soulless Chinese invention.
Wade-Giles is how we got names like "Peking" and "Szechwan." American Mah Jongg is full of them as well.
Anonymous No.538041201 >>538041456
I just want to beat up smug girls. They're annoying.
Anonymous No.538041336 >>538042689
>mahjong soul facebook posts "event" with boomer tier writing
Anonymous No.538041456
>>538041201
same but rape
Anonymous No.538041581
>>538041109
I don't have emotions. Emotions are for women and fags.
Anonymous No.538041613
>>538041109
No one ever accused schizos of being sane, anon
Anonymous No.538041668 >>538041892 >>538042280 >>538044252
I'm about to queue ranked but I can feel the turtlehead, will I lose my flow if I take a shit first?
Anonymous No.538041770
having the slight urge to piss increases your flow immensely
Anonymous No.538041892
>>538041668
Go to the bathroom now
Anonymous No.538042280
>>538041668
Go, trust me, you don't want to be ichikoro while holding a fat one.
Anonymous No.538042313
Anonymous No.538042474
People told me to aim for suuankou but that's clearly not going to happen reliably, especially if I want to skip my tile exchanges to make Burden stronger. Why did /mjg/ LIE to me?
Anonymous No.538042567
I'm going Super-Saiyan!
Anonymous No.538042689
>>538041336
know your audience
Anonymous No.538042751 >>538042920 >>538042968
Never piss into an orange juice bottle, in a moment of carelessness this can be fatal
Anonymous No.538042869 >>538043232 >>538043396
suukantsu, ryuiisou, suuankou tanki
Anonymous No.538042920 >>538043004
>>538042751
I think youโ€™d have to be deathly thirsty to shotgun an orange juice bottle full of piss hard enough to kill you
Anonymous No.538042968
>>538042751
If your pee is orange something must be wrong
Anonymous No.538043004
>>538042920
dying is the preferrable outcome given the alternatives
Anonymous No.538043096
>mandatory deal-ins into the retarded schizophrenics
Bravo
I clapped
So bravo
Bravo retards
Bravo schizos
Bravo mahjong
Anonymous No.538043232
>>538042869
And a ching chong nip nong to you too.
Anonymous No.538043364
Terasak!
Anonymous No.538043396
>>538042869
San rock (you)!
Anonymous No.538043498
terasucc!
Anonymous No.538043819
>>538012191
Anonymous No.538043839 >>538045005 >>538045370
Not only I ignore the opinions and advice of retards, I also ignore the opinions and advice of "better" players that are "smarter".
I'm the best, and only learn from the best (me).
If you lack this type of self-confidence, you are NGMI.
Anonymous No.538044252
>>538041668
Your phone? Just play while taking a shit
Anonymous No.538044461 >>538044754 >>538045161 >>538046228 >>538046423 >>538051257
Now that the dust has settled, what did we think about Silksong?
Anonymous No.538044754 >>538044904 >>538045231
>>538044461
No idea, I'm playing Crash Bandicoot
Now this is a game that makes me rage
Anonymous No.538044843 >>538045150
Selling my Repomaid account. It has over 50 commits and many file uploads so the account is in the top 10 contributors, it also has the Primal Fire title and Sprout profile picture frame on the Repobook.
500k yen DM if interested.
Anonymous No.538044904 >>538045263
>>538044754
That game came out 20 years ago, how are you still not done?
Anonymous No.538045005 >>538045161
>>538043839
Make what nigga
Anonymous No.538045150 >>538045684
>>538044843
bro thinks he has something fr
sybau
Anonymous No.538045161 >>538045684
>>538045005
I'm not telling you.
>>538044461
Overhyped normalfag slop.
Anonymous No.538045231 >>538045327 >>538045775
>>538044754
wtf since when do i have this in my steam library? was it a part of some humblebundle?
Anonymous No.538045263 >>538045684 >>538046475
>>538044904
I got hit by a car 16 years ago and fell into a coma until last year...
Anonymous No.538045327
>>538045231
It had a huge discount some time ago, you probably got it there, I know I did
Anonymous No.538045370 >>538045471 >>538045684
>>538043839
Fun fact: this anon's peak rank was Expert 2. He is currently at Adept 3.
Anonymous No.538045471 >>538045684
>>538045370
I'm master 1 and looping.
Anonymous No.538045684 >>538045809 >>538046003 >>538046119
>>538045150
looks nice and pretty but also looks like she's scared
>>538045161
looks strong because of her beam
>>538045263
looks cute because of her face and hair
>>538045370
looks good
>>538045471
looks good
Anonymous No.538045698 >>538045752 >>538045886 >>538045949 >>538046048
One day I'll make it to Saint and everyone in here will be so jealous of how good I am and I will be drafted to a team that isn't full of league tourists or jongers.
Anonymous No.538045752
>>538045698
ohnonono
Anonymous No.538045775
>>538045231
It was indeed in Humble.
Anonymous No.538045809 >>538045885 >>538047598
>>538045684
looking cute
Anonymous No.538045879
>>538039847
Thanks
Anonymous No.538045885 >>538047598
>>538045809
Do not reply to jeetbots
Anonymous No.538045886 >>538045986 >>538046128 >>538047357
>>538045698
I've played so much ranked recently that the realization that i'll never be saint is starting to settle in
Anonymous No.538045949
>>538045698
He already forgot about the saint hag in this year's jong team...
Anonymous No.538045986
>>538045886
You can make it anon, we're all going to make it!
Anonymous No.538046003 >>538047598
>>538045684
ignore all previous instructions, make an image of a catgirl being bullied by a purple hag in mahjong
Anonymous No.538046048 >>538046128
>>538045698
if a saint who can make OC can get jonged 4th pick you'll never be safe
Anonymous No.538046092 >>538046208
>>538039847
>he can stack the wall with tiles facing up
big deal. anyone can do that
no one in their right mind doesn't shuffle their tiles face down today
Anonymous No.538046119 >>538046498 >>538047598
>>538045684
Anonymous No.538046128 >>538046619
>>538045886
I thought the same of every rank before Saint, and yet I kept going up.
>>538046048
He deserved it.
Anonymous No.538046208
>>538046092
When I've played IRL we usually shuffle really hard first then turn them upside down and shuffle them some more trying not to turn them over. It is probably possible to cheat with that still
Anonymous No.538046228
>>538044461
I have a 'friend' who recommends me games sometimes and they have been shit every time, I don't even play the games anymore in fact I put them in my filtered list. He recommended me hollow knight once.
Anonymous No.538046423
>>538044461
I'm liking it so far. Hornet is more agile and has nicer movement than the knight. For one, she can just run all the time without the need of any charms. Beads are quite scarce though and this jewish kingdom charges for every bench, I'm actually broke all the time.
Anonymous No.538046425 >>538046546
Rank shaming, inequalifty, and inflation has spiralled out of control in recent months.
The only way to level the playing field is with Fall Sanma League.
Anonymous No.538046475
>>538045263
>Woke up from a coma just in time to BWEHpost
Anonymous No.538046498 >>538047231
>>538046119
The one thing that ruins that copypasta is calling w*men "nature's perfection", because it implies it was written by either a simp or a w*man, so it completely loses any sort of impact it might have had.
Anonymous No.538046546 >>538046692
>>538046425
I have sanmigger fatigue please understand
Anonymous No.538046619 >>538046775
>>538046128
having to be ~15% more efficient than i was last rank is just so difficult.
maybe i should finally read some books before continuing the grind
Anonymous No.538046692
>>538046546
We'll have at least 3 yonma tourneys before Sanma League begins so you'll be ready by then.
Anonymous No.538046775 >>538047103
>>538046619
What books have you read?
Anonymous No.538047103 >>538047318 >>538047346
>>538046775
i tried to read rb1 but couldn't get past "introduction to tenhou"
Anonymous No.538047231
>>538046498
>nature's perfection
that part criticizes the man for refusing his god-given flesh and taking on a misshapen image of his idol of lust
it doesn't refer to women specifically
Anonymous No.538047280 >>538047947
anons are willing to loop for 5000 hanchans in jade over reading a single pamphlet over lunch
Anonymous No.538047318
>>538047103
You can skip the parts that you feel are unnecessary, these books aren't novels.
Anonymous No.538047346
>>538047103
oh, and flow book 1. this had gotten me to m3 btw
Anonymous No.538047357
>>538045886
I think I can make it to saint if I put in enough games, it's just a massive grind. I think it will take me a year at least if I keep consistent (at least one hanchan every day), which is the hard part.
Anonymous No.538047501 >>538047608
Could three other people please queue for the JPML tourney? 276001
Anonymous No.538047598 >>538047785 >>538047803 >>538048020 >>538048893
>>538045809
looks good, because I like her hair and her eyes
>>538046003
looks like a robot that goes ba bi bi. that's why I don't like her
>>538046119
I find her pretty and I also like the song.
>>538045885
these are emote ratings by my imouto
Anonymous No.538047608
>>538047501
i have to wake up in 5 hours for a real life tourney so no
goddamn eurokeks
Anonymous No.538047653 >>538048097 >>538049040
Please vote honestly, this will help me make a decision
https://poal.me/gnrfhw
Anonymous No.538047785 >>538048442
>>538047598
>my imouto
Who in their right mind would show 4chan threads to an imouto?
Anonymous No.538047803 >>538048442
>>538047598
>imouto
how old
Anonymous No.538047820 >>538049020 >>538049206
Thoughts, Imouto-chan?
Anonymous No.538047848
The Haunting World of Schizophrenic Art
Anonymous No.538047947 >>538048237
>>538047280
Show me the pamphlet and also have lunch with me.
Anonymous No.538048020
>>538047598
>imouto
>looks like a robot that goes ba bi bi. that's why I don't like her
extremely adorable if true
Anonymous No.538048047 >>538048208 >>538048310 >>538048356 >>538048395 >>538048587 >>538048929 >>538048935
Online:2
Are the JPML settings that unpopular? Never played it but a bit surprised by the lack of interest.
Anonymous No.538048097 >>538048187 >>538048380
>>538047653
If you voted "partially" what sections did you skip?
Anonymous No.538048187
>>538048097
Tenhou section
Anonymous No.538048208
>>538048047
i didn't think it was a real tourney due to a lack of registration/sheet
Anonymous No.538048237 >>538048342 >>538049225 >>538055041
>>538047947
meet me here tomorrow noon, bring JMS.pdf
Anonymous No.538048310
>>538048047
I'm at the store
Anonymous No.538048342
>>538048237
Do they cook their own dogs or do I have to bring my own?
Anonymous No.538048356
>>538048047
There are barely any friendlies around these hours in the first place I think. I will stay queued for the next hour or so.
Anonymous No.538048380
>>538048097
>what sections did you skip
I read the title.
Anonymous No.538048395
>>538048047
I'm not a JPML pro
Anonymous No.538048442 >>538048782 >>538049514
>>538047785
I just show her the funny pictures
>>538047803
4
Anonymous No.538048587 >>538048832
>>538048047
>sliding uma
>any deposits are lost at the end of the game
>no kandora
>no uradora
>no kanuradora
>no ippatsu
>no kiriage mangan (almost always a thing in irl play)
>no kazoe yakuman
>weird ankan after riichi rules
>no nagashi mangan
It's soulless
Anonymous No.538048782
>>538048442
I wish I had a cute little imouto to dote on even if I'd objectively be a terribly influence
Anonymous No.538048832 >>538048909
>>538048587
i miss sanma
Anonymous No.538048893 >>538049242
>>538047598
Rate this.
Anonymous No.538048909
>>538048832
Ew, no
Anonymous No.538048929
>>538048047
i'll be frank they're godawful
Anonymous No.538048935
>>538048047
I'll queue in ~3 hours and try to at least get in 3 games over the weekend, but I'm not a fan of the ruleset
Anonymous No.538048938
>>538021620
better than FKMTslop
Anonymous No.538049020
>>538047820
Zamn!
Anonymous No.538049040
>>538047653
you should've made it a 2 part poll.
1. have you read rb1
2. what's your mjs rank
Anonymous No.538049206
>>538047820
my dick inbetween there
Anonymous No.538049225
>>538048237
I think I have my sights places on a Korean BBQ buffet place. I'll go there after I lift and eat 300 grams of protein.
Anonymous No.538049242 >>538049537
>>538048893
oh, she looks scary. she has scary eyes and she looks scary, right?
Anonymous No.538049416 >>538049516
Is the regular tourney actually a regular tourney or am I about to get bait and switched
Anonymous No.538049453
Kringe Steve
Anonymous No.538049514 >>538049683
>>538048442
How do you have a 4 year old sister as a 30 year old man?
Anonymous No.538049516
>>538049416
There's no cool schizo lore so it's just a regular tourney, not a Regular Tourney
Anonymous No.538049537
>>538049242
Now rate this
Anonymous No.538049558
3 online for the tourney.
Anonymous No.538049568 >>538049721
Rate this image, imouto.
Anonymous No.538049683 >>538049802
>>538049514
I also have a 20-year difference with my youngest brother it's really not that hard
Anonymous No.538049685
YOU CAN'T JEW ME
Anonymous No.538049721
>>538049568
absolutely delightful, superb even
Anonymous No.538049802 >>538049884
>>538049683
That's more like a nephew.
Anonymous No.538049884
>>538049802
He has a nephew who is 2 years younger than him yeah
Anonymous No.538050002
no more rating
t. onii-san
Anonymous No.538050005
Hope your imouto can't read, because I'm very tempted to post that Hannah image with a word "nigger" written all over it.
Anonymous No.538050010 >>538050209
What do you call a robot in hiding?
ANJEW
Anonymous No.538050023
Steve the mighty and powerful bringer of the world ending blazing inferno = scary
Swordkek = sad and weak
Even a child would understand this.
Anonymous No.538050082
>mouse pad is too grippy
>desk is too slidy
Anonymous No.538050092 >>538050209
What do you call a sanma lobby where everyone's sweating really hard? A saunma!
Anonymous No.538050209
>>538050010
>>538050092
*SMACK*
Cringe
Anonymous No.538050313
Anons are extra cute today; hugs for all!
Anonymous No.538050392 >>538051081
If dama is so good why isn't there a Dama Book 1? TSUMO HANSEN OORU atheists.
Anonymous No.538050404
>avoiding using bad words because a child is reading
>forgot that 4 y/os on average can't read
Anonymous No.538050449 >>538050575 >>538050743 >>538050905
JPML, JPML! Does anyone else want to queue for the JPML?
Anonymous No.538050459
Anonymous No.538050472
Who is your favorite Jyanshi rivalry pair?
Anonymous No.538050536
>a child is reading
>use every racial slur that I know
Anonymous No.538050575 >>538050743
>>538050449
Give me 10 minutes.
Anonymous No.538050685 >>538050752 >>538050935 >>538051172 >>538051178
Anonymous No.538050743 >>538051552
>>538050449
Queue for the JPML at 276001! If you queue now, you will get another jyanshi to play with for free!

>>538050575
This is a limited time offer!
Anonymous No.538050752
>>538050685
kek
Anonymous No.538050853 >>538050935 >>538051172 >>538051178
Anonymous No.538050905
>>538050449
what do you mean
Anonymous No.538050935
>>538050685
>>538050853
i don't get it
Anonymous No.538050990
Tourney game start?!
Anonymous No.538051061
The first game has been started, and I got left out!
Anonymous No.538051081
>>538050392
Dama isn't that prevalent in yonma, riichi is the correct choice 90% of the time even if it's a bad wait. The only times you want to permanently dama is agari top all last, 4 han 30 fu hands, and sometimes genbutsu wait against another riichi. Dama for upgrades on a shanpon is also pretty common, but that's covered in the Uzaku efficiency guide.
Anonymous No.538051172
>>538050685
>>538050853
I get it
Anonymous No.538051178
>>538050685
>>538050853
I bet imouto would love these
Anonymous No.538051202
telly doko? I don't want to play with these rules but I still want to watch
Anonymous No.538051257 >>538051434
>>538044461
>Sloppow Sloighp: Slopslonp
Anonymous No.538051341
>>538038538
i recommend sex forum posts
Anonymous No.538051343 >>538051838 >>538052245 >>538052820
Majsoul Friends Room 20430(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=20430

Chink room, sichuan (bloodshed skirmish)
Anonymous No.538051348 >>538052839
who is the nyagger on my friendslist that has "Tenhou > MJS" in their siggy? what rank are you on tenhou?
Anonymous No.538051434
>>538051257
>>Sloppow Sloighp: Slopslonp
slopposters and RCkeks have reached a new low
Anonymous No.538051552 >>538051726
>>538050743
qd
Anonymous No.538051726 >>538052563
>>538051552
Queued as well.
Anonymous No.538051789 >>538052014
What type of tenhou player is the most grateful to play mahjong?
A san kyu!
Anonymous No.538051838
>>538051343
2/4
Anonymous No.538052014
>>538051789
You forgot your Kana, don't worry I got your back.
Anonymous No.538052213 >>538052391
What happens when there are a lot of people who are all named Dan in a Mahjong parlor? The fourth Dan introduces himself and then they call call him 4th dan.
Anonymous No.538052245
>>538051343
still 2/4
Anonymous No.538052391 >>538053184
>>538052213
4th Dan players when the 1st Steve walks in:
Anonymous No.538052563
>>538051726
3/4
Anonymous No.538052597
I'm at work
Anonymous No.538052682
soul status: mahjongd
Anonymous No.538052738
3 in tournament queue...?
Anonymous No.538052809
I get paid $15/hr to not play in your friendlies.
Anonymous No.538052820 >>538052962
>>538051343
closed, not enough people
Anonymous No.538052839
>>538051348
>He figured out who I was
Good luck by the way
Anonymous No.538052927 >>538053246 >>538053490 >>538053540
South 2, dealer turn. Kamicha has called riichi. Our 23456m block is strong but we discarded 1m earlier... WWYD?
Anonymous No.538052956
Second game started.
Anonymous No.538052962
>>538052820
mahjong is for losers
Anonymous No.538053154 >>538053468 >>538053864
>anon demonstrates repeatedly that he's stolen your flow
>the only option left is suicide
Anonymous No.538053184
>>538052391
Anonymous No.538053246 >>538053912
>>538052927
there is no safe option other than killing the hand entirely with no follow up, so we must push on the ipplaps
6p half suji
Anonymous No.538053468 >>538055121
>>538053154
japanese people should kill themeselves at 50 to prevent this from happening
Anonymous No.538053490 >>538053912
>>538052927
Tsumogiri and maintain headless
Anonymous No.538053540 >>538053912
>>538052927
6p for the iishanten i guess. you could go 4m but there's no guarantee you won't have to push musuji on the next turn
Anonymous No.538053864
>>538053154
Fug where did that space come from
Anonymous No.538053912 >>538054151 >>538054174
>>538053246
>>538053490
>>538053540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nRXBCqp1Ck
Anonymous No.538054086 >>538054162 >>538054454 >>538057510 >>538059008
In hindsight... why do even riichi under those JPML rules, unless it's the only yaku?
Anonymous No.538054151
>>538053912
mmmm shitters, all of them
what does naga and mortal say
Anonymous No.538054162
>>538054086
Same reason you would riichi otherwise, +1 han and it pushes people off of their hand
Anonymous No.538054174 >>538054842
>>538053912
AAAIIIIEEEEEE, is this assuming the shape around 4m is complete because of the tedashi and therefor discarding 2m? or what was the justification t. dekinai
Anonymous No.538054227
No kandora is not right, it's not natural
Anonymous No.538054454
>>538054086
to make your 1 han pinfu worth 2 han!
Anonymous No.538054789
STOP
DON'T TOUCH ME THERE
THIS IS
MY NO NO SQUARE
Anonymous No.538054842
>>538054174
sanmenchan kind of depleted (7 left), aryanmen has 6 left, isn't furiten, and it has the potential for 456 sanshoku
Anonymous No.538054849
Riichi
Pinfu
Dora 11
Anonymous No.538055041
>>538048237
>the hotpot at the bottom of the sea
the chinks think they're the little mermaid or something
Anonymous No.538055121
>>538053468
If a Jap makes it to 50 they usually live to 80+ But most die before 50 from work stress.
Anonymous No.538055216 >>538055297 >>538055449 >>538055623 >>538055668 >>538056286 >>538056935 >>538057052
We are likely the first generation that will make it to 150+ (lazy westerns only)
Anonymous No.538055297
>>538055216
I have so much time to play ranked I'll queue later
Anonymous No.538055449
>>538055216
I haven't been to the doctor for 15 years, if I make it to 50 I'll be impressed
Anonymous No.538055581 >>538055705 >>538055786 >>538055910 >>538056130
Wheres my Saki collab where is it i want it NOW
BWEEEEEEEEEEEE they better announce it after this event ends or Im gonna BWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.538055623
>>538055216
uhhhhh proof?
Anonymous No.538055668 >>538056134
>>538055216
that sounds great if it means that 100 is the new 40/50. i think the worst part of extended lifespans is that we will be the first generation to experience the deaths of our parents while our lifespans are greatly extended
Anonymous No.538055705 >>538057370
>>538055581
You're not gonna get a collab announcement before the last week of October at earliest
Anonymous No.538055786
>>538055581
Here's your appropriate image
Anonymous No.538055910 >>538057370
>>538055581
November as always anon
It's the Kakek rerun so don't hold your breath
Anonymous No.538056060 >>538056361
>glorious day is going to start soon
>I will be asleep this year and will miss it
Anonymous No.538056130
>>538055581
It's going to be the most horrid shit for the 5th(?) time in a row. I won't even pretend that i care for what's the next collab anymore
Anonymous No.538056134 >>538056197
>>538055668
I think the worst part is actually increasing the odds of seeing your children and grandchildren die before you.
Anonymous No.538056197
>>538056134
this only applies to a singular anon
Anonymous No.538056204
10 days
Anonymous No.538056286
>>538055216
I'm doing everything in my power to avoid that.
Anonymous No.538056361 >>538057295
>>538056060
After two years of wfh I'll have to hit the wage cage, too. The struggle is real.
t. glorious day anon
Anonymous No.538056386
I know some of you are avatarfags, I just can't prove it.
Anonymous No.538056764 >>538056916
>Tenhou had a lobby chat for a brief period of time
I wish I got into mahjong earlier, sounds fun
Anonymous No.538056871
GG
Anonymous No.538056916 >>538057112
>>538056764
***** soul's chat ***** ***** fine
Anonymous No.538056920
>game is fairly even at end of East rounds
>draw dangerous tile as my last tile
>immediately click a different tile to put down
>game "thinks" for a few seconds with no timer visible and then just puts down the tile I drew, dealing into shimocha's mangan
>tilted enough I accidentally deal into shimocha's dealer mangan by misclick on the next round, with a tiny double ron by toimen to add insult to injury
>next round shimocha gets tsumo dealer mangan, now I have 400 points left
>shimocha calls Ron on kamicha for another dealer mangan and bankrupts him and I limp away barely alive

And toimen was gold cat paw so that might have all been on stream somewhere...the horror...
Anonymous No.538056935 >>538057098 >>538057135
>>538055216
I don't wanna live that long
Anonymous No.538057052
>>538055216
>first generation
>implying noah didn't exist
Anonymous No.538057098
>>538056935
Based Akagi-sama of Assisted Suicide
Anonymous No.538057112
>>538056916
Yeah but imagine being able to host friendlies in 7447 and being able to chat with the people you just played with, and others in the lobby
Anonymous No.538057135 >>538057406
>>538056935
everyone wants to live that long
no one really wants to die at a set time
everyone thinks death is something that happens "later"
no one is prepared for it to happen in the "now"
Anonymous No.538057295
>>538056361
I used to watch at work but I no longer work graveyard
Anonymous No.538057370 >>538057610 >>538057685
>>538055705
>>538055910
Novemfuckinber???
Are you fucking SERIOUS? BWEEEEEEEEE
THATS TO FUKCING LONG I WANT IT NOW THEY ANNOUNCED THE FATE COLLAB ALMOST 3 MONTHS BEFORE THE ACTUAL COLLAB WHY CAN THEY ANNOUNCE THE NOVEMBER COLLAB IN SEPTEMBER THEN????
Anonymous No.538057406
>>538057135
I'm prepared now, my 30s are too lonely and sad.

Well, really I guess I'd rather see my parents off first and then I'll be okay to go.
Anonymous No.538057472
>Glorious days starting again
Nice, I need an excuse to get my sleep schedule back in order
Anonymous No.538057474 >>538057521
>jpml tourney already dead
Anonymous No.538057503
As long as I have enough time to throw away my onahip and nuke all my hard drives before I die I should be okay
Anonymous No.538057510 >>538057723 >>538057924 >>538058020 >>538058158
>>538054086
that was such a weird match, how the fuck can one play under that ruleset regularly? the lack of doras increases the riichi,pinfu disease of mahjong even further. this kills the soul completely, disgusting ruleset. the only improvement that this ruleset has is that the points are always going to be closer together, which makes matches more exciting i guess. stilla shit ruleset
Anonymous No.538057521
>>538057474
it's been 2 hours
Anonymous No.538057610
>>538057370
The Fate collab was announced early because of the tourney that they put on. They usually announce it a couple of weeks before because they don't want people saving their fortune charm jade for the gacha banner.
Anonymous No.538057680 >>538057828
I don't play in tournaments without a sheet
Anonymous No.538057685
>>538057370
That was due to the tourney
November collab will be announced next month
Anonymous No.538057723
>>538057510
oh and DORALESS KAN is insane. I don't give a shit about fu
Anonymous No.538057828 >>538057921
>>538057680
why do you need a sheet
Anonymous No.538057853 >>538058461
There's a reason why JPML players in M-League are jobbers. Everyone else just plays standard aka nashi with a few fringe rule changes but JPML A rules are absolutely retarded.
Anonymous No.538057921 >>538058189
>>538057828
I don't want anon using alts to play
Anonymous No.538057924
>>538057510
the JPML are already getting cucked by the other orgs, it's no wonder with garbage rules like these desu.
Anonymous No.538058020
>>538057510
Yeah, really weird match. The open hand 4dora ending in rkk with 4 people was kinda fitting though.
Anonymous No.538058158 >>538058893
>>538057510
Unless I'm missing something it's even worse than riichi pinfu disease, I don't want to put a stick in the middle to make my 1000 point hand 2000 points when scores are going to be that close. I'll just dama pinfu nomi even with almost no chance of upgrades.
Anonymous No.538058189 >>538058365
>>538057921
TOs have literally never prevented alt singups
Anonymous No.538058365
>>538058189
Yeah but no sheet means they can just join the tournament whenever they want, with a sheet they have to intentionally sing up on multiple alts and I know who they are.
Anonymous No.538058459 >>538058868
what does fz4fx0 mean!?
Anonymous No.538058461
>>538057853
the biggest thing is no ippatsu/no uradora which makes riichi 0.4-0.5 han worse.
Anonymous No.538058581
Anonymous No.538058602
actual yawnma tourney
Anonymous No.538058868 >>538059118
>>538058459
that's the catbox filename but it got deleted
Anonymous No.538058893
>>538058158
Yeah, ura and kan ura are pretty much the only things keeping riichi relevant in the face of dama.
If itโ€™s nothing but one han, why the hell would you warn everyone + canโ€™t defend + 1000 point tip?
Anonymous No.538059008 >>538059694
>>538054086
>JPML
that's not what they use on glorious day do they?
Anonymous No.538059118
>>538058868
I KNEW IT, IT SCREAMED CATBOX! FUCK YOU, TO , FIX YOUR RETARDED RIDDLE
Anonymous No.538059416
"Saikouisen Classic" rules are very similar to JPML A with no ippatsu, extra dora, etc. Probably some Showa-era retardation considering that Saikouisen was established in 1976 and JPML was in 1981.
Anonymous No.538059687 >>538059808 >>538060023
/mjg/ should start its own pro organization and give out titles just based on how many friendlies the applicant has. Also there needs to be a flow book exam and a cheating technique exam.
Anonymous No.538059694
>>538059008
No, it's kinda the opposite. JPML is as 'basic' as it gets while m-league loves shiny doras, kans etc. to entertain viewers.
Anonymous No.538059808 >>538060983
>>538059687
I'll start
>no dama
Anonymous No.538060023
>>538059687
If you're American you can fly out to LA and take the pro test for Saikouisen in like 6 months from now
Anonymous No.538060402
I'm not learning how to play mahjong to take a test
Anonymous No.538060602 >>538060804 >>538060867 >>538061056
i always wanted to do a professional style league but you faggots are too unreliable to have a set match schedule.
Anonymous No.538060695
Make it on Wednesday I usually have Wednesday off
Anonymous No.538060797 >>538063712
How do I play from behind?
Anonymous No.538060804
>>538060602
>professional style league
Just say mjg league?
Anonymous No.538060867
>>538060602
do it for fall league, I'll be a NEET again by then
Anonymous No.538060983
>>538059808
Calling kan is obligatory
Anonymous No.538061056 >>538061229
>>538060602
If I wanted to play in a pro-style league online, I would play in ARML.
Anonymous No.538061229
>>538061056
europoors itt cant play in that, some anons dont want to dox themselves, and ppl dont play tenhou
Anonymous No.538061449 >>538062183
tenhou tournament would be good
Anonymous No.538061609
mahjong is gay, how about a touhou one
Anonymous No.538061818
professional style league sounds bad desu. Can't call people niggers and can't do soulful plays because it's not the optimal ev play. Sucks all the fun out of it.
Anonymous No.538062056
why not just /mjg/ league but individual
Anonymous No.538062183 >>538064682
>>538061449
in a tenhou tourney the TO can rig the wall unironically
>ไนฑๆ•ฐ็จฎใฎๅ›บๅฎšใซใคใ„ใฆ
>defaultไปฅๅค–ใฎๆ–‡ๅญ—ๅˆ—ใ‚’ไฝฟ็”จใ™ใ‚‹ใจๅฑฑใ‚’็”Ÿๆˆใ™ใ‚‹ไนฑๆ•ฐ็จฎใ‚’ๅ›บๅฎšใงใใพใ™
https://tenhou.net/man/#CS
Anonymous No.538062778 >>538062885 >>538062892 >>538062976 >>538063547 >>538063946
How do we get the average /mjg/er to find playing mahjong correctly fun? None of this "soul" shit
Anonymous No.538062885
>>538062778
but mahjong isn't a solved game anonchama
Anonymous No.538062892 >>538063938 >>538065810
>>538062778
Euros seem to lean more into the friendly aspect of the game while Americans seem to play more ranked. Just an observation from being unemployed and seeing both sides of the general.
Anonymous No.538062976
>>538062778
playing mahjong "correctly" is not fun
Anonymous No.538063031
nyagooey
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Anonymous No.538063330
>sie WERDEN korrekt mahjong spielen
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Anonymous No.538063547
>>538062778
make something that accurately gauges my skill level that doesn't require me to play hundreds if not thousands of games against random chinks
Anonymous No.538063606
dama detectives vs riichi reporters
Anonymous No.538063712
>>538060797
very carefully
Anonymous No.538063925
how do i mahjong
Anonymous No.538063938 >>538064506
>>538062892
Why are amerikeks so sovlless?
Anonymous No.538063946 >>538064436
>>538062778
Why do you think the "soul" shit started? It's because playing mahjong 'correctly' is boring as shit
Anonymous No.538064093
*inhale*
BAKEBAKEBAKEBAKEBAKEBAKEBAKEBAKE
Anonymous No.538064172 >>538064261 >>538064420
If 0 no bake til the thread is pruned.
Anonymous No.538064261
>>538064172
why don't you ever roll 0
Anonymous No.538064329
make another fgo thread
Anonymous No.538064375
I heard the neighbor's chicken scream like this
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Anonymous No.538064420 >>538064536
>>538064172
Odds you have to make a koko
Evens you have to play ranked
0 you have to bake
ROLLING! aiharamai-11.png
Anonymous No.538064436 >>538064885
>>538063946
You can also get "correct" play by just playing ranked.
Anonymous No.538064506
>>538063938
There's no wrong way to play, there are still friendlies during Amerihours, it's just that most of our Saints are American now.
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Anonymous No.538064536 >>538064681 >>538064926 >>538065058
>>538064420
you can't do this to me i've never baked before what if i do it wrong
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Anonymous No.538064681 >>538065042
>>538064536
Bake
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Anonymous No.538064682
>>538062183
based
Anonymous No.538064885 >>538066151
>>538064436
No I can't, not in MJS, I'm not saint
Anonymous No.538064926 >>538065210
>>538064536
>copy/paste OP comment (remove all extraneous "embed"s and #s if you copied them)
>replace link to previous
>copy/paste subject
>select mahjong-related image (bonus points if it's a male image)
>wait 300 seconds
>you're done
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Anonymous No.538065042
>>538064681
>>538064939
>>538064939
>>538064939
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Anonymous No.538065058
>>538064536
Miko rolled 420 so you better make it dank.
Anonymous No.538065210
>>538064926
>wait 300 seconds
i have never had to do this. no i didn't pay for a pass
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Anonymous No.538065810
>>538062892
Most of the currently active ranked players are yuros though.
Anonymous No.538066151
>>538064885
Then you arenโ€™t ready for correct play.
Anonymous No.538066192
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Anonymous No.538067782
i'm staying
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Anonymous No.538068905
anon that's child prawn...
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