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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010
• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

the woomening

salmon?

dawn of the final woom

NSFW-free thread

Stolen valor.

>>538060076
lol

>>538061845
lol
kek
lemao even
im not mad

>>538063305
>kek

>>538064115
kektopus

no post in this general containing "kek" has ever been worth reading

No fatties allowed beyond this point

I HATE losing! Grrrr...

will you wave back?

>>538070267
what? why?

>>538071672
because of this

>>538072196
dang I look good :3

>>538070267
>>538071672
Mods randomly do that across all generals for some reason.

>>538075369
this is the real reaason the last thread was deleted...

woomies are cute even when they pout

>>538076328
>>538076471
14 year old girl throwing a tantrum

here's your Side Order.

>>538076580
>your woomy throwing a tantrum because you took away her phone due to bad grades

>>538076819
I ordered shark fin soup

>>538076580
My favorite was yebbies stomping and screaming.

anyone up to be a 4th in open at the hour

>>538079242
let me boot up the game

>>538079242
If you're okay waiting for me >>538079906 to get through the update then I'll be there a little bit after the hour

anyone else wanna play some open?
2 open lobbies at the same time??
the great st/ink/ revival???

>>538080630
Name? I'll join.

One had three players already, so I guess there’s two players who wanted to play or three.

>>538080859
snakehands, my lobby is up

>>538061389
I will never stop. what's the problem? it harms no one and only spreads joy. show them off more in fact

>>538080984
2/4

>>538080137
still updating. sorry. 3 minutes. I'll join whichever lobby is still open

sorry guy we found a 4th

Did frenchy give up on the thread, there hasn't been any sign or mention of him in a while

So both rooms are full?

>>538081514
You want to start a third room?

>>538081657
No

>>538081514
i can open mine after this game

I'll start the fourth room when there's enough.

>>538081514
>>538081657
opened again

>haven't played in forever
>your previous session didn't end properly
>10 minute timeout
are you fucking serious

>>538081947
You gotta refresh the game more.

>>538081947
going to go ahead and start ill reopen after 2 games

5 mins

>>538082367
reopened

sorry I had no idea how rusty I was

>>538082367
started again let me know if you want to still play

>>538083608
made it into a room, thanks though

>>538083481
It's all good

GGs k

GGs sh

>>538086854
GGs p

ggggggggs

BGs

>>538060589
woomies with shredded brains

>>538088957
Good woomy.

>>538091953
Sigma woomy

>>538091953
pissmy

>>538081380
>gooner ai gone for the next three days
>kek hasnt been posted either
yeah it was nono the entire time

>>538091953
Why is she doing the Patrick Bateman face?

>>538094076
Canadian woomies are different eh? A little to much maple syrup with their seanwiches

>>538094076
Let's see Rider's splashtag.

why does /ink/ hate sk*tch so much if they play as woomies in the first place? some of you squiggas make no sense

ballin found a new victim

>>538095523
butterface kind of mediocre artist
but because she has a name that can be attached to her drawings, the local thread autist latches onto her to shitpost against her vicariously because he doesn't have fuck all else to do and runs a campaign on anyone with a name

>>538097056
Nono's gone so he'll go after anyone because he's the same faggot from /acg/ that shat his diapers whenever someone posted with their name and fc in the name field
He's one of the retards that joined during project scientology and thinks everyone in every thread can't have a name (even for the purpose of playing with others in these obviously multiplayer games) because of muh anonymity muh 4chan culture when in reality he's just another fucking hanger-on nobody likes
I think that about covers it

>>538095523
I'm kind of scared of her. She demonstrated last thread that she's even more unhinged than the resident schizo.

>>538095523
I don't mind sketch

>>538097265
Damn ballin did allaat

>>538097056
>>538097508
>she
>her

>>538095523
individual that is starved for attention that their parents never gave him to during his childhood, also doesn't play the game

>>538098172
sketch literally just played today

>>538098558
Moments like these are why I love rainmaker

>>538098686
They need to remove the checkpoint in rainmaker. I want 20 second victories.

>>538098558
Your yebby looks like DUDE.

>>538098558
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757129607756434.webm
>>538098686
>>538099234
>>538099308
Rainmaker is fun. Idk who dude is

>>538095523
it's not "/ink/," it's one or two anons. Everyone else is mostly indifferent to her

>>538099846
>>538095523
>>538097056
>her*

>>538100502
>can't post it again award

>>538101320
kek

the only reason Nono couldn't get away with being an ass was because he isn't good at the game like Ballin' or a drawfag like Sketch.

>>538101207
Second Life but Splatoon

who salmn

>>538102442
sure

>>538103139
room goin up

>>538101865
This actually makes me miss Nono, at the very least he wasn't seeking attention he was just a fucking retard. Ballin and Sketch actively crave attention, not surprising one is a homosexual and the other is a tranny

ggs s!!

thanks for joinn

>>538106480
ggs! rusty but still got it

>>538106265
stop replying to yourself

>>538101865
the reason i don't like them is because they all post like they're ocfags from 2017/8 that didn't get the memo to stop acting underage and like anyone cares about them beyond being a body to fill rooms

>>538109683
and he doesnt use gyro?

post game-related image, close tab. anything else is fake news.

squinty has toxoplasmosis that explains why he sucks at salmonrun kek

Witness me but manmenmi

oh yeah well do the X rank pose if you're so good

oh, that's right, you can't

>>538118078
I'll get there by November
be patient

>>538129642
Go in for the kiss.

>>538095523
if you were here for the first two games you would know he has a rotten self centered personality and would lash out at other people

weyyblades

>>538133068
I guess I must be oblivious

Those two shirts are disgusting.

>>538134793
trying to impress his crush by buying cheap tacticool gear

>>538129642
agent 8 would be stronger since marina wasn't even a combat tako

>>538137249
marina doesn't exercise, but she's naturally large, so she's still strong

>>538137249
Marina is older and bigger, she's got a shot

>>538140553
that's not how this works

>>538140691
most people in this general are fat and old that doesn't make them stand a chance against young military vets

>>538140691
>Marina is older
She's a HAG

>>538140713
first, that is how it works
second, arm wrestling is a sport where weight and leverage are king, so being heavier and having longer arms would give her an advantage even with lower strength

>>538142449
so what you're telling me is frye's fatass would win

I use rapid fire with the inkbrush and have a clear conscience since all I'm doing is using the dev-intended fire rate of the weapon.

>>538137249
8 looks so lithe compared to the other octos, I always got the vibe she wasn’t as well equipped for combat as the other octo’s

when is the next fest

>>538152904
Surprise Grandfest rerun next week , trust the plan.

>>538152904
probably october, a rerun of last year's splatoween them most likely

>>538153220
>theme

What to badge next

>>538153713
stock ballpoint
try playing it like a cool aerospray, not like a backliner

>>538153713
Splattercolor screen

I'm surprised there is no Splatoon side scroller fan game like Mega Man or Cuphead

last night i dreamt that i was bullied by frye in school

>>538076328
>>538076471
I miss losing animations.
They were cute and had a lot of personality.

>>538159957
did you rape her at some point after you had enough?

>>538160946
Agreed, seeing the opposing team celebrating feels like they're taunting me. I'd rather see my ceph wallow in despair

>>538159957
I was bullied by a few girls in school, which is funny since I realize in retrospect that they were all into me. They were all fat or ugly lmao.

PB 0/10

>>538154734
Anon my vbp badge is right there

>>538162768
lul

F, block GT. He's stalking the entire pb

>>538162429
ah, i'm dumb, i somehow thought it's things you didn't get badges for yet
in this case, i'll recommend same things i usually recommend, full aggro vjet/cobra
go gorilla mode

>>538162768
Every week it's always 0/10...

wait we won?

still got it :)

Can we do photos at the hour?

>evade booyah bomb into vac into vac into splashdown into booyah bomb into vac into vac into splashdown into vac into booyah bomb into vac into vac into splashdown
aids.

>>538166489
Sure.

>>538166548
>join pb
>obnoxious "no fun allowed" faggot builds
every time.

>>538166548
>>538166683
shut the fuck up gt

>>538101865
>>538106265
Nono has never been the bad guy, his only crime was being midly annoying

>>538166548
You didn't know? Vac is a low tier special

Name a single weapon that isn't annoying.

>>538167372
Gootuber
Nova

>>538167595
goober is annoying, most just spam torps and missiles and the rest do the same but also combo these into main kills
nova's entire personality is to be annoying but not actually effective

>>538167372
red clash.

>>538167969
>plap plap
>curl somewhere else
>plap plap

>>538167372
it's not the weapon that makes it annoying, it's the players

>>538167352
i don't mind ink vac, just not 13 of them with the splashdown spammer on their team, bonus booyah bomb too.

>complaining about gt
>defending nono
come on man you don't need to make yourself so obvious

GGs p

>>538168953
I'm stuck on a loading screen.

ggs pb!

>>538169645
GGs!

>>538169645
GGs k

is there a free camera for observer mode?

>>538170661
press the right stick

s squad

>>538171536
Smokin' Sick Style Seph

>>538171536
the s stands for suck

>rp hiding eliter
zzz

>>538171536
ARESS ESS ESS ESS ESST HIM

>>538171536
SSSSSS Squad
ArreSSSSt him!

>>538171536
SEX
SEX
SEX
SEX

>>538171872
>>538171909
get your gears in gear, slowpoke!

>>538171872
>>538171909
I'm gonna make some salmon stew in the afternoon.

>>538172386
I'm gettin, I'm gettin'!

sorry for inkstrike spam, i never check the game mode.

>>538174267
you're apoligizing for winning??

>>538174323
no, for being a faggot.

>Play Bloblobber
>Destroy and paint everything in your wake
>Highest points by a nautical mile
>Lose because someone on your team left
>:(

GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/jzl9cy.flac

ggs pb i played braindamaged

GGs

>>538176001
GGs! Thanks for hosting.

>>538176001
GGs pbers
thanks for hosting

g

>>538176050
Me everyday.

>>538095523
I tried to help him but he wouldn't listen, like an alcoholic trying to convince himself and everyone around that he does not have a drinking problem while reeking of spirit and stumbling over himself. I wish I could grant bro a moment of clarity to realize how sad and cringe his little self-destructive act is. He thinks he did that to take back control of his life but does not realize it's still just his demons driving from the back seat.

>>538176413
>homoerotic headcanon

>>538176413
please by all means elaborate, anon, on why being trans is bad other than "I don't like it"
she already said she's not forcing anyone to call her by anything specific so you can't use that excuse either

>>538176413
>bro just grow a beard and have gay sex with m- i mean just have a drink with me haha
nono tier post

anyone want to salmon?

i'm gonna woom it all away

>>538177064
Nono isn't gay like your gay ass, Ballin

>>538178424
Careful he might post a 144p webm of him splatting you after you use reefslider on the zone

>>538176973
The only way people know if you are trans here is if you go out of your way to say you are, meaning you are an attention whoring faggot

>>538177253
I can if you're still here

>>538180281
Funny you say that because if I recall, you're the one that gained an obsession over calling them trans at every single opportunity. We didn't even know she was trans until recently because of exactly that

>>538180373
let me finish cleaning around the house and i will open at the hour

>>538180747
I can help you irl if you want

Thank you everyone for making my Birthday feel so much more special :)

my switch 2 pro controller is already drifting

who salmn

>>538181674
ur old

>>538180281
no one knew until someone (you) decided to stalk twitter accounts

>>538182013
"stalk" and it's information that these people decide to post voluntarily

>>538181970
yo

>>538182143
it's still information you have to go out of your way to find which is still stalking dumbass

>>538182209
gedd

salmon open

>>538181395
thats very sweet of you anon, but I have been cleaning a lot more lately so I just finished

>>538182332
that's not what stalking means, if I followed you irl then it's stalking

I did my laundry earlier today.

>>538182143
in the exact screenshot you keep spamming, nowhere in it does she say she's trans, only that she's gay. You put that together all on your own you mouthbreathing retard

>>538182505
oh looks like there is a room open already

>>538181970
full?

>>538182692
>she

>>538182948
you're being baited sweet cheeks stop replying

>>538182692
i'm a different person from you replied to :I

>>538182829
geddin

>>538180373
>>538181395
we are in a room, unless you are in already

>>538183532
>>538183339
full?

>>538186645
geddin

Yeb is cool.

Nono was cool
Ballin is cooler
Brostar is the coolest

callie's happy-go-lucky village girl facade works worse with every passing year

>>538188454
It's not a façade, she really is a sweet airhead at heart.

>Facade
MELON

kekschizo btfo you can stop false flagging as me now

>>538188953
callie's melons

>>538189085
>shitposting on different tabs

>Direct in 6 days
Any predictions /ink/? We're guaranteed at least a passing glance or update mention.

>>538190165
frye feet.

>>538190165
drag x drive dlc

>>538190165
Titanfall collab

ggggggggssssssss B, M and G
just in time was about to jump ship
comfy boros kills

>>538190165
Splatoon Raiders
Wave 1 DLC Giants and Commanders
Wave 2 Jets and Chargers

GGs SR, good Boris kills.

>>538190881
inshallah

>>538190165
don't set yourself up for disappointment

>>538191612
I'd rather feel disappointment than indifference tbhdesu

ggs g,m,g!!!
thanks for joinin
very fun

GG's B, G, K!

>>538190165
>predictions
nothing lol

Rainy, can I commission porn of your ceph?

>>538194069
woah rainy porn art #53422 how groundbreaking

>>538194069
why would you commission porn of a ceph that he already commissions porn of?

Woom

>>538194639
>>538194997
lol your mad bc your cephs are ugly and no one wants to draw them

>>538194069
yeah sure

>rainy gets more hentai while good cephs like panic kold and saber dont get anything
Its an unfair world where the rich get richer.

>>538199950
be the change you want to see in the world

>>538199950
If their owners give consent, drop a ref and scenario and if I feel like it, I'll give it a go

>>538199950
Either panic or kold posted this, you two are the biggest art beggars on /ink/.

>>538200953
Fine with lewds as long as it's yuri

>>538200953
can you draw them sharing a single ice cream cone in bikinis?

>>538201997
seconding

>>538201997
all three of them?

>>538202432
Yes please

I have to commission for what I want
I had something planned with rainy and me for next month :(

>>538201997
based

why won't anyone draw lewds of my ceph? no, I won't post her because then people will think I'm an attentionwhore and the clique will target me for it

>>538201997
Why are they wearing shoes?

>>538202746
>why aren't they wearing shoes
Friendship bracelet PB probably.

>>538202892
Why did you type out his post instead of copy pasting it

>>538194997
>>538199950
Not too familiar with who wouldn't mind porn of their cephs
>>538197880
Cool, I'll post it when I get it

>>538203354
Because he made a typo.

>>538203354
because he corrected my mistake.

This is why Nôn̈o should have won. He never asked for lewds

>>538203714
He asked for hatesex art between his weyyo and G's woomy from Rz.

>imagine getting porn of your ceph
im personally not into that but i hope you are going to like whatever get drawn

If it's any consolation, I have a friend that constantly commissions extreme nsfw of one of my (most precious) OCs that I used for DND one time.

>>538204183
Damn that sounds awesome
>tfw no one to play dnd with

>>538204183
your friend is either into you or you made a very appealing character
hope you arent uncomfortable with getting so much porn

>>538204323
The problem is I'm not into hyper inflation and hyper cock and all that shit so I'm constantly having to police him

>>538204540
>inflation
oh

off-topic/spamming/flooding.

>>538204540
I can't believe you played dnd with dobson

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>538204864
we don't play the game here bud

>>538204183
Are you by chance that one guy from /tg/ with the egyptian catgirl

>>538204968
yes, i know this but i ask every day anyway

>>538200953
Teehee'ing now to extreme but take my weyyo with you and just ask them him with Coco, preferably them both cuddling up, kissing or walking through as they lick ice cream or the like. Feels ironic putting on limits while speaking allat on 4chins, but no NSFW or alternatively, NSFW but only centralized for the most on Coco, please.

>>538203840
.... post it

>>538205534
anon...
https://files.catbox.moe/ewz5y4.png

>>538205896
this is ugly

>>538204864
against my better judgement, sure

>>538205896
Rz should come back and redraw this, but take out **** and draw in someone else, like Rz himself.

>>538204864
why does /ink/ always picks the worst rotations imaginable to play

>>538205896
yeah i'd block him too

>want to play
>baby wont stop crying
very tiring desu

>>538204864
I can join

>>538206073
sorry apparently some people are playing splatoon 2, so im doing that now, didn't even see the (You)

>>538206262
i play when i want to and can play

>>538207115
sorry, playing some splat 2 right now, didn't know it was happening

>>538207214
>playing splatoon 2
condolences

>>538206819
I have a solution

>>538207214
>>538207352
I made an open lobby in 3 if the other anon is still around.

>>538204994
I am not, don't know who that is, sorry.

>>538207423
2/4

>>538207872
lemme in

>>538208361
Opening

BRELLA is too OP right now

nice

Okay, how NSFW do we want the yuri pic to be?
>you can show your grandma
>you can post on a blue board
>you can't post on a blue board
>you can only post on /d/

>>538210113
not the original requester but somewhere in the middle is probably best for the idea

>>538210113
How could you possibly make something like three girls sharing an ice cream into something /d/-tier?
...You know what, don't answer that actually.

>>538210969
Spyro handing out soft serve to three woomies

>>538210747
reason I ask is because I'm debating on streaming the process

>>538205896
This is peak /ink/

>>538210113
As Borderline-ecchi as you get can

>>538207423
still going? there room?

>>538211869
3/4 opening

>>538210113
>>538211129
Blue board unsafe but just barely

Okay, thank you for the feedback. Have an idea on what to do to make both board happy.

https://www.twitch.tv/sketchtan

>>538205896
This is like doing it with someone's daughter and mailing the VHS to all the neighborhood expecting them not to crash out

>>538213779
>mailing
>vhs
Speak modern english unc

>>538214000
pov when unc wit dat skibidi rizz s*x wit that hot ahh girl and livestreams

throw bomb, run away
very engaging

>>538214605
buddy I think you have parkinson's with your kd average no offense

>>538214332
i hate that i can understand some of those words

Zoomer woomy
Zoomy
Instead of Manmenmi she says Skibidi
She called Callie aunty

Ggs O
3/4 open

>>538214828
Callie is more granny than aunty

>>538214000
Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

>>538215048
brostar you're not on /pol/

Apologies. Somehow I can't draw tonight and nothing is coming out how I want it to. May or may not try again another time if the motivation finds me again

>>538215621
darn

what are you all looking at

>>538216063
Your male plumbous yebby butt

GGs open

GGs openers

nice

gg it went much smoother when we had each other in sight and were collecting clams. O im afraid im gonna have to ask you to go to the anarchy mines to grind

>>538218270
Let’s take a dive
in anarchy mine
once was a kold pit
but now it’s a water ride

>>538203840
>>538205896
>>538211186
It was so magical.

drinking lean and poppin xans

>>538203840
he didn't ask for that actually I did because I thought it'd be funny

>>538218336
plz no bully :(

>>538199950
>p
there are 4 just by me alone.
>k
there's at least one i've seen.

>>538223160
>k
got scared for a second there

I took the advice from pic related and have gotten completely shnockered and been playing Splatoon 3.
Very good decision.

>>538223408
kancora...

Why does rainy get all the good art

I know g drew k's feet one time while at the same time thinking she didn't know he was into feet

>>538225031
source?

>>538223950
I tried this, but my family won't let me stay drunk

>>538225825
bruh

>>538225825
hot

can you keep your shit on discord please

>>538225792
just keep drinking until you can only hear squid noises

who else is playing turf war while listening to kpop??

>>538230097
I'm doing neither.

who else is disappointing their parents while listening to kpop??

Gangnam style

Salmon run in 2 hours 26 minutes.

GGs again.
https://files.catbox.moe/6a88e5.png

>>538174865
Lol. Game nights can be fun probably.

>>538234214
*46 minutes

>>538234247
panko headpat.

Haven't played in a while, what's the consensus on the brella change? Good rank climbing weapon yet?

>>538239972
its the best weapon type in ranked

>>538234247
This looks like a promo image.