Thread 538092498

>The Deep of Night announced, coming September 11th
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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
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>Nightlord resistances chart
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>Character Planners
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>Group/Multiplayer Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>538008818

dubs and this is the thread for normal straight people

Oi

>>538091912
If it's so good how come no one uses it ?

>tunda bolt
>pebbles
>tunda bolt
>pebbles
>tunda bolt
>pebbles
revenant is so boring I'm gonna lose my mind who tf plays this boring ass character

>>538092560
Thanks for cursing this thread asshole

So, should I reinstall Elden Ring?

>>538092792
Yes!

>>538092792
only if you post your beautiful smile first

What doth /erg/

Draining nightfarers after beating Giga Adel on the Boy Draining Totem!

>>538092930
Huhhuh huhuhuuhhhhuhhhh hhuhhh HUHH

>>538092597
it's not good, nobody said that

>>538092930
what doth life?

gg
sorry for pretty much all of the rotted woods I had an emergency medical call I needed to tend to and totally zoned out

>>538093085
O-o-ok....

>>538093308
I'm gonna fucking

>>538093020
What. The. Fuck

im gonna queue soon but i might just die mid match i hope thats okay with you guys

GG dog

GG putting down the Doggos double Revs.

Queue dog city NOW

>>538093085
Nah, pest threads are ridiculous against large bosses. Elden Beast and Radahn fucking melt against them.

>>538092696
sorry let me clear the air
dubs if this is the gay degenerate fag thread

>>538092597
nevermind this guy said that >>538093782
you gotta answer now buddy

>>538092597
it was broken in base ER, but nightreign nerfed all the funny piercing spells

I wanna make out with all the cute revenant players and carry them to the bedroom for more...

>>538092930
are you still here or is this just another larper who saved images

>>538094046
This is problematic.

>>538094128
Oh... Sorry.

>>538092901
I'm British. My smile is not beautiful one day.

>>538094046
I want to break the knees of every revenant player

>>538094168
>>538094128
>>538094046
>>538092901
>>538092567

gg dog

gg wylders, good run to end the night on

>>538094301
you bloody benchod fuck you

what does benchod even mean

>>538094301
Is this your new incomprehensible spam instead of that dumb amulet?

>>538094580
yeah was my last as well gg

>>538094595
Madachod

>>538094580
Worst anal toy either.
I'd still use it.

>>538094046
Cute! I mostly like boys, but girls are very cute and I like doing naughty things with them and kissing them too...

>>538094780
Uhh ok who asked

>>538094780
>>538094301

>>538094735
Anon thats going to destroy your butthole! Do not do it!

>>538094595
The boat from Moby Dick or something

>>538094869
But my ass is itchy. Sweat has been dripping down my back the entire day.

>>538094735
i imagine thats pretty tame compared to what is currently in most erg players' asses

>>538094901
That's Pequod.

>>538094941
show us

>>538094901
give me one (1) reason this fight shouldnt be in nightreign. also he should be able to go into the red mode he starts before miquella comes in

>>538094914
He really loves das2, and revenant

>>538094046
>>538094780
Shut the fuck up and get back in containment maggot before I curbstomp your brown skull

>>538095017
Eh, I dunno, largest thing I got in my ass was gf's strap-on.

>>538095106
No.

>>538095168
>give me one (1) reason this fight shouldnt be in nightreign
it's an awful fight

>>538094071
I check in from time to time but I don't own ER NTR so there's not much to discuss

>>538095240
poor broski

>>538095350
parrychads won

>>538095248
showwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>538095374
>>538095567
Kill yourself today

>>538095374
why are you defending tranny erp

I genuinely hate how people who have a boss on the other side of the map with one downed player will always attempt to go for the revive I'm already on and straight up throw the run cause now I have the boss shitting AoEs everywhere on top of the revive cause my teammate wants to help.

On a similar note, I hate people who aggro the boss but don't think to position themselves so the bosses attacks don't inadvertently hit another teammate. ESPECIALLY guardians who guard directly in front of their teammates

How am I supposed to balance silksong and my crippling nightreign addiction

>>538095884
ok what now

>>538094210
Will you atleast call me your crippled little sunflower afterwards?
>>538094780
You're very cute yourself you know... We should start out with some light kissing and see how naughty we get by the end...

>>538095884
I hate when people interfere with my revives. Wylder has a free 1bar with double grapple. Leave me TF alone.

>>538095805
We know you're a mentally ill pedophile you don't have to tell us

>>538096020
>>538094301

hotdog
geeg

>>538096228
>>538096292
You're going to die alone faggot

>>538092930
>When the Nordic alien arrives for your sperm sample

>>538096020
Kill yourself tranny

>>538095567
>>538096228
>>538095805
>no officer, please dont ask why I have pictures of naked babies saved on my device!!!

>>538093020
Mellow...

>>538096543
he's right doe

>>538095958
You don’t. Drop one of the pieces of shit. You don’t need to hold both in your asshole.

>>>538094210
>Will you atleast call me your crippled little sunflower afterwards?
>>>538094780
>You're very cute yourself you know... We should start out with some light kissing and see how naughty we get by the end..

Hello, ladies... after what must have felt like an eternity without my steel guard and firm resolve, you can now rest easy and breath a sigh of relief... because a Guardian is now joining the queue.

>>538096761
please don't, you're so worthless

>>538096761
danke i was worried we were gonna do too much damage

Honestly discourse could have been less if we just stuck to the proposed plan and talked about Libra's hefty charcoal colored sweaty 'polearm'.

>>538096815
He's way more useful than you will ever be

>>538096912
HELP HIM

>>538096912
Why do I never get triple Duchess games!!!!!

>>538096576
Mellow?

>>538096543
>still seething

>>538095567
>>538095805
weird brown-coded posts

>>538096761
Noo don't queue your so worthless aha

>>538096912
>I didn't hear no bell!

>>538097015
The Duchessslut in that screenshot is likely Mellow

does anyone want to do any of the normal bosses

>>538097282
Not really, but I can do it just for you
Which ones?

>>538095958
silksong has been kind of pissing me off so I sometimes get on nightreign to blow off some steam

>>538097404
>silksong
Oh right
That would explain why the queue is so dead

GG Spicy Dogs Duchess/Executor.

>>538097518
queue is dead because of the g*ardian

>>538097372
pest libra fulghor and heolstor

>>538097702
Acceptable, you pass

>>538097696
stupid bird

gg adel

>>538095567
Damn where did that kid learn to say all that and at such a young age wow

GG adel

i'm playing metal gear solid delta, why on earth would i play slopreign?

>I'm playing a demake I paid $60 for
You sure showed us bro

>538098020
i didn't buy it

>>538097268
I'm not someone named Mellow. That's me and some randoms. I drained them and they passed out after. I like that Raider brought up the totem so we could get that extra cheek clapping buff.

>>538095168
Because it would further cheapen it and make it even worse somehow

>>538095790
Didn't even read the post he was replying to. I saw the fag that always squeals about browns and said something to negatively impact his day for fun.

>>538098175
i bet you showed him

>>538098175
retard

>>538094595
It’s Hindi for sister fucker or some shit. A supremely ironic insult considering how common incest over there is.

>>538098135
kys disgusting fat slob

>>538097875
same, but only until the deep patch comes out

gotta climb out of the depths asap

Is the BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity?

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰᵀᵉ dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

>>538098349
look at that snout

>>538098349
i've never played a metal gear game before, i'm thoroughly enjoying it so far
that's a nice webm you posted

>>538098175
You're telling on yourself.

>>538098349
You just know some nip has drawn this thing either emerging from or pushing itself into the swollen pussy of some coomer bait character as a doujinshi.

thank you, mods

>>538096706
You don't sound like a very happy person

>>538098393
im sure you know all about that, yys

>>538094180
I’m of partial British descent and my teeth are great.

Have beaten all normal bosses, now I'm tempted to beat giga Adel, however I barely defeated regular Adel by the skin of my teeth and I know I will get shitstomped by him
Any advice on how beat ED Adel as solo birb? I assume poison does not do anything against giga Adel, and you must always jump all his floor attacks, right?

>>538098704
you are a liar

>>538092792
No. It sucks.
>>538096930
Kill yourself.

>>538098758
Diayayayyayaaua hey squiddy!

>>538097875
>>538098102
>>538098349
>>538098430
Facts and based
>>538098020
It actually improves on and adds onto the original so no.

>>538098135
cringe larping loser
not even fat or trans

>>538098730
You can block the combo variant of his floor AOE, but not the one that comes from the spinning drill slam. Personally I'd recommend jumping all but the last one and guard countering on that.

>>538099031
Guess I will have to memorize his attack pattern, the problem is that all greatshields except Dragonclaw Greatshield has fucking terrible lightning damage negation so blocking ED Adel is a very short term strategy, and the motherfucker wont simply stand still
I was thinking of simply getting under him and peck at his legs, when I'm safe from his AoE bullshit

>>538098730
Play like the pro gamer you are and you'll be fine. Either jump his attacks or surge sprint away and wait them out. Poison does work but takes forever to get him status'd.
Solo bosses aren't super hard, even EDs you'll be golden. If you get to chew some boluses in the nights or get any of the negate damage passives it'll be a dogwalk.

gg dogs
That was cool how you timed that delayed lightning spell to go off right as the dogs lunged so it it then right at the start of the fight

>>538097875
I rather play Thief than either of those sloppa.

>>538098580
I should be saying that about you. You’re the one walking around constipated unsure of whether or not you want to take a shit. My bowels are free and unbothered.

>>538095358
>I don't own ER NTR
Me neither lol
Be on your way.
There's nothing left for the old guard anyway

>>538099351
Welp
Here goes nothing I suppose

>>538098952
MGS is shit. Fuck off to another general or /v/.

>>538094869
>>538094780
>>538095567
>>538095653
>>538095790
>>538095805
>>538096020
>>538096102
>>538096228
>>538096419
Lovely video game discussion. Mostly fine general btw

>>538099432
Please don't bring up your scat fetish unprompted, anon.

>>538099539
>switches from “le demake” to “it’s all shit!!!!!”
Concession accepted whiny bitch boy

>>538099539
>>538094301

>>538099295
>the problem is that all greatshields except Dragonclaw Greatshield has fucking terrible lightning damage negation so blocking ED Adel is a very short term strategy
Yeah that's what I'm saying to only block the last part of the combo. If you aren't setting up a guard counter you shouldn't block anything he does.

>>538099626
I’m not the one spending my free time playing with poop junior. Don’t project.

>>538099539
Based. Splinter Cell will always be better. Even Tenchu mogs metal queer.

>>538099375
gg dog

>>538099432
>>538099828
holy fuck you are blowing out his brown asshole go easy on the poor bastard

Why the fuck there's just 1 lightning resistant Greatshield in this game anyways
Adel is a ballbustingly hard boss just for this fact alone

>>538099539
I never go the hype around those movies.

>>538098175
smelly brown post. do better.

Why are they still like this?

>>538100063
>you now remember there are shields in the game

>It's a Duchess uses her ult across the map and gets someone killed cause the boss broke its ankles awkwardly trying to snap to a new target episode
>its a Guardian somehow misses his ult episode
>its a Executor/Wyler/Raider is the team leader and they gaol rush and end up with ass gear episode
>its a Recluse hogs all the staves and seals and uses none of them episode
>Its a Revenant episode

>>538097132
That’s Ichigo you dumbass

>>538100389
Shields were always in every souls game, I dont know why people dont use them more

>>538100471
based ironGOD

>>538100471
>>its a Executor/Wyler/Raider is the team leader and they gaol rush and end up with ass gear episode
well? do you ping? do you go to mines and check lootings? sounds like a redeeming problem

>>538100389
>>538100639
i use the jellyfish shield

538100114
that makes sense they’re not for the enjoyment of browns after all

>>538095168
Promised Consort isn't at the top of my list, but I think Demon Prince (first and second phases) would be a fun addition.

>>538100639
Because we're not dogshit like you

>ass gear
what do you guys consider bad gear though?
Keep in mind your own failure to +1 a blue/+2 a white doesn't count.

>>538100471
>>its a Guardian somehow misses his ult episode
Every fucking time they miss they stay in that crouch healing fucking no one out of shame. I love that damn bird but he brings out the worst in people and is designed to create chokes every 2 seconds. Oh, you missed your target with that slow 2h wind up heavy attack? Better start charging up and doing the same damn move and miss again!

>>538100639
>shield
puncharti punjabi tandoori chicken bloody BASTARD YOU ARE NOT DOING THE PLAYING GAME CORRECTLY LIIKE MEEEEEEEE BLOODY BENCHOD I RAPE YOU

>>538100957
if I don't have enough negation passives to reduce a gladius AOE to 2 points of damage then my gear is ass

gg horse squad

>>538101017
>entire point of the character is to revive people
>halberds are literally the slowest weapon at reviving people in the entire game

why are there so many brown people in this general?

>>538101135
There aren't actually that many if any indians here.
I think it's a falseflag by the spics and third worlders because I've seen at least a dozen brazillians/mexicans/spic variants in the pool. They're trying to dodge being the punching bag.

>>538101107
Apologies for my performance before the boss. I think I forgot how to play Raider for a bit there

>>538097372
>>538097772
>>538101107
ty

>>538101135
we're taking over the world

>>538101275
all of those things you mentioned are brown
>>538101415
one google play gift card at a time

>>538101360
>shifty mid twirl
Such a slut...

>>538101110
The charged r2 does an entire bar and is really good but people tend to either suck with getting hits when you are down or don't do it and do the slow pokes. Like I said, he's built to expose your chokes in the worst possible time. Since he's about helping the team over being the bad ass dps shredding the boss like Executor or Raider the Guardian chokes fuck everything up at critical moments.
>missed a steel guard after running in front of people he shouldn't have to try and look all paladin muh lady noble and gets himself and his protectee killed
>missed an ultimate aoe after holding onto it for 30 minutes for some reason
>keeps missing with his halberd or keeps being low stamina because of attack spam and getting killed over and over
>keeps pinging the mines for his shitty stone when its a crater map
>runs past mobs without cycloning them

I don't like playing a round without a Shifting Earth. The allure of completing a dungeon with a fat reward at the end > running around the map collecting passives.

>>538101360
Anytime, dont mind the odd regular boss as long as its one of the good times

>>538101797
Fantastic duck image

yall need to be killing mobs more how tf you leaving the first poi at level 2 are you stupid

>>538102048
Old internet was a treasure. Killer Instinct victory screen, and a duck. Magnificent.

>>538102086
my customized starting weapon is better than whatever level 3 weapon dropped anyway

>yall
Built for BWC

>>538102232
boy howdy

>>538102229
no one asked you sens

stuck in 2/3 limbo, all bosses except shitghur

>>538102229
>Starting bleed on Exe sword
>Bleed procs in 2-3 hits every time for 90% of enemies
Wew, lad. Suncatcher really is useless.

>>538102215
Why do I always see the white monster over the default black/green one in memes? Tried both and the default is nicer imo. Is it an American thing, and they are all diabetic, so they cope with the 'zero sugar' thing?

>>538102352
alas it is time
sleep

>>538102493
You just have awful taste, Monster Ultra Zero is a top 5 energy drink flavour and widely available

>>538102493
because it's a meme

>>538102232
>Being a ditzy Recluse bimbo laying on the floor 3bar'd with your ass up ready to be dominated

>>538103109
A woman's ass is god's gift to men for being alive. Praise be, praise He.

>>538102232
>>538102282
This. So much this.
>>538102493
It’s a BWC thing. Usually used as a euphemism for penis. White is the best.

>>538101032
I really want a cute loli to lick my pole like that so bad…

I HATE THIS FUCKING DRAGON

>>538104236
People die to it? I thought people hated it for being boring, because all of it's attacks are easy to dodge but it has a ton of HP.

>>538101135
Popular game therefore they flock to it like flies on shit.
>>538101275
There’s definitely at least one or two. That doesn’t mean there aren’t spice too.

>>538098452
why is this harlot staring at me so intently

somebody kill me please

>>538105025
Do it yourself, lazy fuck.

>>538105083
tried once, didn't work out

>>538105025
Careful what you wish for, pardner. Ye might just get it.

>>538095567
>>538095805
>>538096228
>>538096543
Damn, you got the closet pedo seething. Well done.

>>538092498 (OP)
i want to put my pp in melina so much. she deserves at least 3 of my kids.

>>538103109
So true like pic-rel

>>538102715
I never said I didn't like it, I just prefer the default.

>lose
>win
>lose
>win
hotdog is still menace for randos...

So what's the lore explanation for no fall damage?

Ggs on Adel, too boring and repetitive though. Need more randomization.

>>538104236
>>538104584
It's a known destroyer of shitters like snigger.

>>538105830
GG hopefully depths will make things more interesting.

>>538105690
>On Duchess I'm an elegant goddess dodging through everything
>On Revenant I'm an immortal savior
>On Recluse I'm a total bimbo who kisses the floor with my ass raised in the air

She's so much harder to play...

>>538106618
Sounds like you've got her role figured out

>>538106825
Well now I’m going to get turned on every time I screw up on her…

>>538105083
Wow. They really went all out on animating that blood spatter.
>>538105223
Who is that loser

>>538098730
Incant bird is the easiest way to do it. Have solo, zero flask used it twice when I got a holy incant seal

I really hate this fucking dragon, the fucking camera keeps fucking me over
Like I would block his melee attacks normally, but then the dragon would advance on me, camera would get all wonky, bird turns around and dragon is free to give me backshots
Doesnt help I'm getting all troll castles

>>538107132
His name is Josh Saunder aka Gothic King Cobra and he's fucking dead.

Saunders*

>>538106618
That's what you were built for, morale support for the males and after-expedition relief.

>>538107986
You know what everyone's going to say already. People get the same advice all the time for tons of enemies. Just start doing it already.

>>538107038
I want you to think of the floor as a BWC to kiss while 3barred and I want purple lipsticks marks left on it.

GAWDius BROKE this general.

>>538109106
>>538109751
>Built for
>Lipstick marks
Hnnnng yesss excuse me I have to go take care of something...

>>538108281
Oh. We share the same first name.

>>538110559
you would be named josh

>>538110793
Every Josh I've ever known was an autistic beta

>>538110793
Yes I would.
>>538111065
All of the ones I’ve ever known were gods in human form. Not me though I’m just normal.

>>538110559
Pour some out for the king then, Josh.

>>538108281
Poor thing. Alcoholism is a horrible thing to see. I hope you boys are doing okay and not drinking yourselves to death. Be safe okay?

>>538109305
k

sorry im late but can we talk about streamers for a minute?
recently im going through the dlc, and as i go and take down bosses one by one, i then go and look on youtube and see how a few other people went about doing it
one of these people is asmongold
i have a question.. where did asmongold get his shield build from in the elden ring dlc?
when he just played the base game of elden ring, he two handed the axe-like pole-like weapon things... but his new build was totally awesome, i dont think he had the brain power himself to come up with that, did someone give it to him, a chatter, or a youtuber or something?
watching him just shield block his way through the messmer fight was great, even though he still died at times, im happy that worked for him.

>>538112153
Likely Fingerprint Stone Greatshield, it's under the Leyndel Sewers, good luck finding it. Moghgwyns's greatspear (trident) was the pokey stick he used which you get after beating Mogh and using his remembrance. There's a good greatshield in the DLC you can get from the Moore NPC that's solid as well but Fingerprint is still better because you can put 'no skill' ash of war on it. There's also Haligtree Greatshield and the Eclipse Greatshield that are solid choices for holy and magic, respectively.

Adel is fucking impossible m8

>>538112557
just stack evergaols and play him like a shitty raider

>>538112153
i cant fathom watching most streamers let alone cockroach man just completely unironically

>>538112478
NTA but I looked up a clip and it's exactly that lol. It's literally just fingerprint shield and tree sentinel's spear

>>538113008
>just stack evergaols
Never, I'd rather die irl than caving in to evergaol meta

>No, I MUST play the worst character in the game
>No, I REFUSE to use anything that might make him better
this is why most people alt f4 on birds lol

>>538113846
Who are you talking to? Have you taken your meds yet?

jeet melty

>>538113846
Metafag gaol tactics are cringe and a noob crutch

2/3 both ED

>>538114051
then use other attack boosting effects idfag. sorry to break it to you but guardian isn't the ebin mmo paladin you think he is.

>>538114189
>sorry to break it to you but guardian isn't the ebin mmo paladin you think he is.
Never thought that. Bird is a guard countering machine more than anything.

>>538114009
This.
>>538111867
True.

>>538114189
Urgh, can you speak in English?

>>538114346
That's his strength and weakness. Guard counters are super useful for breaking stance and can actually make him deal a lot of damage. But unfortunately guard countering doesn't work on everything.

>>538115072
And keeping the boss' aggro is a pain. Most of my bosstime is spent running after the boss.

>>538113846
kek

>>538115317
Why answer your own post? That's cringe AF, sister...

>>538113453
Yeah, true especially leftist foids like pic-rel

>>538115385
Wraff is pretty good though and she's nice. Don't hate on my sister.

>>538115525
>3bar Ironeye
>good
kek

She's a terrinble, and an unfunny karen. No idea why anyone watches her, probably women and gays making up her audience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaUcRPUoU_I

No idea what is being said, but I like the cute intro.

>>538115803
japs are really enjoying the game

do everdarks count for remembrances im about to do rev's

>>538115914
Good, shame they get their own wall-garden on both console and PC (good for them, I guess, don't have to deal with browns of different flavours)

>>538115803
I have grown tired of cute.

>>538116107
Yes

>>538115385
>>538115660
You watch women play so you can jerk off to them and pretend they're your girlfriend.

>>538112153
His build in base ER was double halberd jump, which he didn't figure out on his own. So there's no way he found Fingerprint on his own. All of these ecelebs were backsat by chat so none of them beat the game.

>>538116570
ok thx

What's the current Executor build?

>>538116914
Ring of Repick

>>538116914
roar, gaolslop, ed caligo

>>538116676
I'm incapable of imagining someone is my girlfriend
Can I jerk off and imagine raping them?

>>538117007
Most well adjusted anon

>>538116751
No problem kitten, want to play together?

>>538116676
There are weirder ways to spend your free time.

>>538116676
I wouldn't want an inseffucale cunt like that as by gf, though we just would not glue well, would probably lead to hatefucking and resetting her libtard brain with a good dicking.

GG with Gigadel Wylder/Ironeye.

>>538117007
I had a girlfriend once.
I wouldn't recommend it.

>>538117465
I'm at 500 hours
When do I get 1 relic as good as the blue or green ones?

>rando quit early day one
>get to day two ring
>page one shots me with triple crossbow
That was so unfair, is there not some sort of scaling in place

>>538116947
W-what?
>>538116962
Thanks. How's this?
>>538117465
Those are some crazy relics. How does this look?

>>538117465
>top
CEKino
>middle
mid
>bottom
also mid

>>538118016
>bottom
>also mid

>>538117843
I'm pretty sure it auto-scales when people leave the game. Were you playing as a character with low HP?

>>538117262
>inseffucale
I'm not familiar with this word.

>>538118016
I know what a top and a bottom is but I'm not hip with the times. Do tell me what a middle does. I don't use grindr so you'll have to be literal in your explanation and not use swag lingo I just can't understand.

gg revs hot dog
sleep sword not very effective

>>538118239
>defeating enemies fills art gauge
Anything that is not useful in the Nightlord (hardest content) is mid-tier and below, yes.
>taking attacks improves attack power
If you are trying to play Exec like Raider, Guardian or Wylder, you are playing him wrong. Simple as. Got nothing better? Then it's fine. Mid for the squishiest melee whose whole stick is parry and status.
>post-damage healing
Only top top-tier effect on the bottom relic.

>>538118447
it's a power switch

>retard is too dumb to understand that the majority of the nightlords are solo boss fights.
Wasted slot tier.

>>538118684
Stop gaslighting, retard.

>>538118779
>have more than twice as many arts in a run
>kill more bosses
>have more dormant powers at nightlord
it's not fucking rocket science

>>538118542
Defeat enemies charges ult speeds up the map clear significantly, more map cleared means better gear going into the NL and more passives like +HP and +flaskboost.

>>538118242
Executor, I was level 13 and near full hp. He triple shot, I dodged then triple shot again. Still felt fucking awful

>>538118889
I guess if it works then it works.

Warning! I have not played in a while and will be queuing up.

>>538118890
Funny, I don't run it and I am consistently Level 15 and very likely have a better win/loss ratio than you. Funny how that works.

>>538117994
Starting blood loss is lower than your default blood loss. Change it to some other status and a gaol key if you can.

>>538119000
yeah? you kill every single field boss every run?
don't break an arm jerking yourself off shitter

>>538118889
The opportunity cost of having something that makes ALL of your attacks better is arguable better since it'll also translate directly to the nightboss. Let us not forget most of the ults fucking suck in this game outside Wylder spam and Bow retard. Not to mention your upgrade is banking on conditions outside of the boss fight which are not guaranteed whatsoever. Take your L retard.

>>538119079
Neither do you faggot?
>not useful in the hardest content = don't care
simple as.

>538119130
>538119136
ok now I know you two are just trolling

>>538118951
which boss

>conceding this early
I NEED my ult to clear the map, you don't understand! Dead shitter give-away btw.

Now that I'm getting refuted on my retarded opinion I'll just say they are trolling me. It's the perfect plan.

>>538116914
seppuku/blood blade + frost

>>538119392
steam? for the CE list.

For months I was just like you poor souls. Made all the exact same arguments.
Then I tried the relic effect for 3 games and realized despite my FACTS and LOGIC I was just wrong the whole time

>>538115385
something about how she acts is really cringe to me. not sure what it is

>>538119518
>shitpuku setup
>CE
? Noob-trap setup.

>>538117465
top and bottom are cheat engine

>>538119617
yeah, but it's still CE'd.

>>538119731
Proof?

>>538119060
it adds blood loss retard

>>538119780
proof?

gg dog

gg both adels
Really love that part when you play Duchess but staves don't drop

>>538119060
Oh it is? I thought I saw someone here say it stacked and made it bleed more. Maybe I misunderstood. Bweh.
>>538119392
Whoa those are even crazier relics...Okay I need to spend some time build crafting again! But after I catch up on Dexter Resurrection....

Anudda ez Gigadel run. GG Duch/Ironeye.

>>538119807
in the op. never talk about relics again

I used to be an ult-crutchsissy, until I started getting good, and then I didn't need my ult spam to clear field bosses, and now I have an extra slop for the nightlord!

>>538119841
it adds blood loss on top in exchange for base damage. erg is constantly full of retarded misinfo goblins. read the op spreadsheet.

Honestly sacred nagakiba is the best weapon for hot dogs. Dunno why I’d ever need anything more

>>538119831
yeah gg duch/raider
thanks for the mirais sword bud

>no OP starting buffs from deep relics like start with rot, golden vow (skill), or spells for rev/recluse
why do "they" hate fun?

>>538119971
uhm sis your halo scythe?

>>538120048
there's depth passives to start with any physick or perfume, those seem pretty strong

>>538120048
My dad works for Blamco. He is the senior vice janitor so he knows his shit. They are going to sell relics that don't fucking suck with grace dust that you can only get upto 5 of a week by doing hard challenges or for $1.99 per, but they have value bundles upwards of $45.99 where you can get 60. I hope this helps and please don't tell anyone because I don't want my dad to lose his job or he'll sodomize me with his mop again.

>>538120193
I don't see how those are strong

>>538119963
You're always telling me to read, it's like your fetish! I bet you'd be slow stroking to me reading books and the OP spreadsheet...Anon always trying to make me learn...

cringe as fuck you're never going to be a popular thread personality at this point

>>538120193
5/10 win streak on my rando hotdog quest. I think I’ve finally learnt how to deal with the explosion attack

>>538119971
Mogged by any holy greatsword or holy greatspear/halberd on Wylder.

>>538120376
Shut up slut, I bet you main recluse and 3bar bimbomaxx.

>>538119392
bring the CE to me

>>538120048
There's 'rot on starter weapon' or something like that in the files, funnily enough.

>>538120472
I dunno, guaranteed from a holy church and typically has golden bow and bleeds. Sacred Nagakiba might be #1

>>538120618
Sacred Relic Sword and Rev holy incants are better. Marika's hammer is pretty good as well.

>>538119780
No it doesn't you fucking moron. Exec with no BL relic has 46 bleed, with a BL relic it's 39.

>>538120472
Stop trying to make me cum again! And yeah maybe I 3bar sometimes so what...

>>538120736
15 r2's on starting blood loss 30 r2's no starting blood loss tested repeatedly maxing out the training puppets resistance. whatever you are using for this data is flat out incorrect.

Nobody queuing?

>>538119841
>>538120376
>>538120472
>>538120785
Kill yourself worthless troon faggot