Thread 538100395

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# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>537779393

*enters the thread*

>>538100395 (OP)
>no renee's tummy theme
damnit, i was going to bake that
guess i might do it later

>>538101065
I'm pretty sure he baked prematurely because of your public announcement and not wanting that to be the thread pic kek. I wouldn't complain about the pettiness, except for the fact that

>>538100395 (OP)
Sex with sister

am i a psycho if i thought the Shots and Such ending was kind of sweet? It seems like a lot of people think it's a terrible outcome. imo it's probably one of the best endings they could ask for. A lot of irl couples who haven't murdered and eaten people deal with worse.

does people still listen 2000s goth music?
bc the last time when someone used to listen to that were the amv teenage girls from youtube and fanpop in early 2010s
and now, it's all just phonk shit

>>538104718
I mean, I do

>>538102730
>am i a psycho if i thought the Shots and Such ending was kind of sweet?
Yes, Andrew beats Ashley every day

What did Nemlei mean by this?

>>538104718
yes i listen to crunkcore what gives it away

>>538106141
yeah but that's kinda hot though. and like i said normal abusive couple stuff. it's about as good as they deserve.

>>538107091
I think they deserve better to be quite honest. I mean for a time my family was pretty dysfunctional. I just didn’t give up and didn’t abandon them and it worked. Things got better. I want them to have better. especially since you can keep the positive “dysfunction” like being way too close with your little sister and neither of you expressing interest in other people even at an age where she should want nothing to do with her brother and everything to do with boys that aren’t.

>>538101456
In fairness to the OP if that's the case: it's a really shitty piece of art.

>>538100672
Leave. Whore.

>>538106304
>9% battery
>Iraqi phone carrier
Checks out. The closest power outlet probably got bombed by jihadis.

>>538100395 (OP)
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BRO

>>538104718
>amv teenage girls from youtube and fanpop in early 2010s
I just want to be a dashing zoomer lad entering a washed up cringekino millennial gamer girl's life and rescue her from the harrowing realisation she peaked in 2008. But that's neither here nor there.

>>538119810
Yeah you don't want that.

>>538119894
Bullshit, I'll let her womansplain Inuyasha to me.

>>538120015
You know they're not the same person they were in middle/high school right? As a bit of a millennial myself I can tell you how most of them ended up: married and boring or single and a complete basic bitch thot trying to compete with girls half her age.

>>538102730
It's seemingly a good ending if you are horny and want to see them fuck. They are both unhappy, and it feeds into their unhealthy obsession. Andrew wanting to fuck Ashley, but also hating her because he blames her for the whole situation thus beating and raping ensues. And Ashley letting Andrew fucking her, even though she doesn't like it most of the time, just because she's constantly worrying that he will leave her for a hussy if she doesn't spread her legs enough.

>>538106304
Iraqi anon, do you know anything about the cult mentioned in this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1I3Zsb0fks

>>538106304
Charge your phone, you miscellaneous brown!

>>538120102
You're wrong! They're still cringekino and soulful, they just need a bit of spark. They just need a charming young lad to remind them of the twinks from their old yaoi fanfics...

>>538121887
I don't know how to break this to you gently, but there's no difference between the vapid whores of yesteryear vs. now. Only sisters stand above the sea of trashy twelfth-hand women.

>>538121961
They weren't vapid, they were.....kino. Coffin is proof of that.

>>538122140
Yeah, and Nemlei is married to her brotherhusband. All of the good ones got snatched up, never settle for leftovers.

>>538107091
>it's kinda hot though
I have never seen the opinion of anyone who says this on the Internet matter

Leyley wins if Andrew wasn't such a whiny bitch version.

Was he ever happy?

>>538128030
He didn't kill himself.

>>538128632
This has to be my favorite response to someone asking if someone was happy lmao

>>538128030
Yes, he was having kinky BDSM sex with Renee every night.

>>538130427
I just had a thought. If Andrew and Ashley's sexes were flipped, there would likely be no haggotry as Femdrew would already fill the dominatrix role.

>>538133332
I resent that Renee is more popular than the game itself

Joe Biden kisses his sister on the lips. So why won't you?

>>538133332
Submissive Renee wife>Dom Femdrew

>>538134157
I do.

>>538133332
If the genders were flipped Andrew's sex drive would be cut down by anywhere from 7x to 10x. She would most likely not want to fuck Ashley, just keep him around. Huh, wait a second.

>>538134157
This reminds me of when people sperged out about Brady kissing his family on the lips. There is nothing weird about giving your parents or kids a peck on the lips. People always make it seem like they were frenching

>>538137074
>There is nothing weird
>or kids
There is something wrong with that actually, especially if you're a man. Women can kinda get away with it as long as they don't also tongue kiss the family dog.

>>538137979
>There is something wrong with that actually

>>538138265
1/3 of men are pedophiles so it's not a good idea to kiss kids on the lips, not even your own kids. Who knows what it might awaken?

>>538138427
Ah, I see

You guys kiss your family on the lips?

>>538138651
In the late 1800s-early 1900s there were massive protests when France raised the age of consent to 14 from no age of consent at all, back then they weren't full of muslims like today, just white dudes.

>>538138851
I don't, but I don't think it's weird. It'd also be nice if it was normal so I could kiss my sister
>>538138985
In 1880's London, you could buy a 13 year old girl for 5 pounds (which wasn't that much back then)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_Armstrong_case
Anyway, what's your point with this? If it's to imply that all men are secretly pedophiles, I guess that's pretty based

>>538140592
There are way too many pubefags for all men to be secretly pedophiles

>>538140592
>I guess that's pretty based
That wasn't my point and it's not based, my point was that men shouldn't kiss kids.

>>538138427
>>538138851
I don't but I will kiss my entire family on the lips when I impregnate my sister 10 times (including the dog) just to spite you.

>>538142278
>my point was that men shouldn't kiss kids.
You've failed to substantiate it. It's THEIR kid. People should be affectionate with their own family.

>>538143294
>It's THEIR kid
You cannot own humans retard, if you make a kid and pimp him out you're in big trouble.

>>538141548
Men will fuck anything given the chance, including animals (apparently prevalent in prehistoric folk beliefs) and other men (demonstrably prevalent everywhere east of the wistula). On a more nuanced note, when society says it's normal to seek a bride that young (ostensibly for reasons such as maternal and child mortality aside from general noncery), it would stand to reason that they are both presented as and seen with a degree of sexuality by members of society. When there is less need and less want for such young brides, that falls out of favour. If the nukes were to fall tomorrow, then in twenty years I'd expect that the average age of brides and first time mothers would have notably decreased, and not only because nonces would come out of the woodwork like New York tunnel heebs.

>>538143415
Terribly rude of you to keep lampooning me after I explicitly said so

>>538143849
Nah nigga

>>538144569
What do you mean? Men will even fuck men if you lock them up in jail for like 6 months.

>>538144717
I'd fuck men even without being in jail

>>538144717
You mean gay men will fuck men?

>>538145062
No, straight men will become gay and then pretend they never took a dick up the ass. The same is true of the army, sailors in particular are notorious cocksuckers.

>>538145350
No, that means they were always gay. If they were straight then by definition they'd never be notorious cocksuckers.

>>538143849
stinky femcel hands typed this post

>>538146249
Nemlei is among us

>>538146249
It's objectively true, we're animals at the end of the day.

>>538147678
Objectively you are a sodomite own goaling by admitting you'd fully willing to suck dick if you go 6 months without pussy

*blocks your path*

>>538149085
>*blocks your path*
are you calling her fat?

>>538143849
>>538145350
Holy projection. No need to cope, there's nothing wrong with falling in love with your boyfriend man
>>538140592
The jewish notion of this modern age you call "pedophilia" is the natural state of things: being attracted to the youth ready to fuck like rascals in their most fertile years. The original term was possibly coined to really abnormal cases like people fucking newborn babies, but now it's the ironic witch hunting mission which frustrated people took upon themselves and even reach the point of "just call a pedophile anyone you don't like, for free", but if there's something i learned in my formative years on this shit hole i call the internet it's that words and name calling doesn't mean shit, unless you make a sacred cow out of it. Next Nemlei game will be a romance inspired by Leon the Professional

I had another weird dream about my sister. We were sitting next to each other on stools, when out of nowhere she got up in my face like she was about to kiss me. But instead of a kiss, she bit my neck and didn't let go. Her teeth stayed firmly latched to my neck, but it didn't hurt or anything. It felt strange, something like rapid blood loss, combined with an orgasm concentrated entirely on your neck (rather than the genitals). I felt myself getting weaker and losing my vision, yet it felt fucking incredible all the same, even as I lost consciousness.

/calg/ armchair psychologists what does my dream mean?

>>538151903
LITERALLY Amagami

>>538151903
It means that you want to be my boyfriend. Sorry man, i didn't make the rules

>>538151903
You want to be craved by her and submit to her
>another weird dream
What are the other weird dreams?

>>538152457
calm down, thiubro

>>538152967
>What are the other weird dreams?
Up until now it's just been a recurring dream about eating her out.

>>538151903
Unironically you feel like she has her clutches on you (be it because you love her and can't let go or because she does something to you that you're not telling us about) and it feels good because that's actually what you want in your deepest desires, to be with her lovingly forever.
>>538153547
You wanna eat her sistussy. This should be obvious.

I need to stop getting into arguments about incest online. It's eaten up hours of my day

>>538159226
he's dead, anon
you have to let go

https://x.com/VtbkKf/status/1964370112422826493
https://files.catbox.moe/x1d1lh.jpg

>>538153241
Don't feed them

>>538163141
Too porny. Didn't like it...

>>538137074
Fucking THANK YOU. I kiss my little sister on the lips all the time and people always give me the worst looks for it.

https://youtu.be/8sUe28J921U?si=mfP77t1_8VjgtH2A

>Listen to me, honey dear, something's wrong with you I fear
>It's getting harder to please you every year
>I don't want to make you blue, but you need a talking to
>Like a lot of people I know, here's what's wrong with you;

>After you get what you want, you don't want it
>If I gave you the moon, you'd grow tired of it soon
>You're like a baby, you want what you want when you want it
>But after you are presented with what you want, you're discontented

>You're always wishing and wanting for something
>When you get what you want, you don't want what you get
>And though you sit upon my knee, you'll grow tired of me
>'Cause after you get what you want, you don't want what you wanted at all!

>Don't you say that I'm unkind, think it over and you'll find
>You've got a changeable nature, you're always changing your mind
>There's a longing in your eye, that is hard to satisfy
>You're unhappy most of the time, here's the reason why

>>538163492
oh, i'll feed them, all right....

>>538170808
>wakeup sex sounds amazing
>complete waste of an orgasm
What did God mean by this?

>>538173698
Everything good in this world is only a corrupted secondhand image of what we instinctively know it should have been.

>>538167486
Yeah, I can't imagine why...

>>538178494
Giving your sister a quick peck on the lips isn't even remotely sexual and I'm tired of this gay anti-family bullshit.

>>538178930
Preach!

It needs to be said

>>538182616
Thiu if he wasn't homogay...

>>538182616
In the merge ending, its clear that Vivian just see Thiu as a mental case she's fond with and probably still has feelings for Lua. Sorry Thiu, go fuck yourself.

Feet...
https://x.com/lust_coffin/status/1964338984043311527
https://files.catbox.moe/ohpg2y.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/m5c4qy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/e99zlv.jpg

>>538163141
>https://files.catbox.moe/x1d1lh.jpg
not porny enough, still liked it

>>538183189
Its okay, Lua's younger sister will drug and molest Thiu when shes a bit older, record it and then use it as blackmail to keep him as her slave.

>>538183502
God, I love feet so much

>>538183502
>>538186716
feetley

>>538187392
This looks like censor porn

>>538187392
This goes hard as fuck.

>>538182616
This is so cute. Kill every gay in existence.

beybeys...

>>538192054
Look at those cute chubby cheeks!

>>538155041
Unfortunately I can’t preach the Delphic gospel to internet retards as I have a needy little sister who loves snuggles and smooches.

>>538192054
>>538193724

Andrew has conditioned Ashley to dislike chocolate with the endless lemon muffins

>>538151903
Your sister is a vampire. Feed her from your heart and your soul

>>538195140
deepest lore

>>538195102
There is no point trying to convince 99% of people of anything through logic and argumentation. I am not a smart man by any measure, but I'm constantly forced to rethink that self-assessment when I encounter people who are just literal fucking golems who will hear an argument and just not even process it, not even an attempt to refute the logic, just blind emotion and animal instinct. I strongly dislike "certain groups" of "people" who say others not within that group don't have souls and merely have a human shape, but the idea itself isn't without merit.

Julia is a chocolate-type girl

>>538196323
I think she's more strawberry

>>538196323
Yeah, I fucking bet she is.

>>538196491
>indirectly calling Andrew a nigger

>>538196323
She's not like your coal-burner dad, Juliafag.

>>538187392
Why not post the other too

>>538195137
Damn, what's her beef?

>>538195102
The thread archived, but I can't stop fighting the last war.
If they didn't grow up together, it's not incest. If a brother and sister were separated at birth or early in their childhood and did not meet again until they were adults, it's not incest. I don't care what happens, if there is no developed sibling relationship it's not fucking incest

>Let's his father beat up his own kids
>Goes back to said father later to ask for gibs instead of just taking on more shifts

>>538198119
>instead of just taking on more shifts
I will spare you a "play the game" reply

>>538198334
If she actually cared about his health, she would've told him to stop smoking, like Ashley tells Andrew

>>538197340
He has black hair, closest thing to a nigger in Coffinland.

>>538198334
>"We need the money. I can put up with overtime for a few weeks if it means we don't have to go hat in hand to [GRANDPA GRAVES]"

Is what he was supposed to say.

>>538192054
Ashley aborted her and Andrew’s beybey

>>538187392
>>538197671
I tried my hand at combining them

>>538200046
I'm calling the mods

>>538200170
I was going to make a version where they're both uncensored but some areas of the image have overlap so I can't

>>538195756
Point of arguing is almost never to convince the other party unless you know that person well enough that you can be assured they will debate in good faith and at least give your viewpoint consideration. It's mostly some combination of making a case aimed at people on the fence or without strong opinions that might read your posts, having fun owning people online, reassure those who share your position but aren't good at making a case for it, and practicing your own logical/argumentative capabilities.

Personally I've found that arguing about incest is helpful for clarifying and refining one's own thoughts on it, since it forces you to fit them together in a coherent whole and think hard about each part of it. It's also far more easy to be assured of your own beliefs if you regularly put them to the test. If you don't, there's always the possibility that you've ended up falling victim to an echo chamber and unwittingly started believing unfounded bullshit, and anyone with some level of introspection will always be wary of that possibility. This obviously applies to any issue or topic, not just incest.

I wouldn't do it often, though. Maybe once a month or two since it can end up very time consuming.

Who would have thought that the only thing keeping my interest on this site, or maybe what's keeping me around the internet at all anymore, would be my interest in seeing how some random finnish VN ends. I really took an immense liking to Nemlei body of work to the point that she has become one of my favorite authors. Really comfy as well as cynical stories in immensely imaginative worlds, with a central lesson of love and self affirmation that's just a excellent one overall. Also, i found /calg/ to be one of those strange places across the web that really feels alive and resemble the old internet very well, like a very cozy longue to crash in and discuss all kind of stuff that Nemlei stories just spark the imagination with. It does feels better in comparison to the rest of places where i just had to conclude i was reading bots and shills every time, but it's very nice here...most of the time.

I really hope that we end up seeing Nemlei's most accomplished work reach completion despite the windfall of things that it's coming down on media recently.

I'm worrying too much about little details. I'm done

>>538196323
>>538196358
She's obviously WOOD type. Weak to metal, beats earth, strengthened by water, strengthens fire.

>>538201721
>Julia bought the Wood Bible thinking it was an actual Bible
God she's so stupid I love her so much

>>538201662
Agreed, coffin and /calg/ are the only things that keep me here consistently, if it weren't for them I would've just checked /sp/ /g/ and /o/ every once in a while

>>538200964
That's fair. Usually when I make longer posts it's as much for my benefit as it is for others, but even then I barely waste effort to argue with people when I can tell by a post or two they're acting in bad faith. At least in this general it's the same exact kinds of posters so you learn to pretty much never engage with certain types of people.

>>538199564
Why, Nemlei?

>>538203139
>B-But it says it's a real bible right in the title...

>>538199564
need a gif of this spelling out nigger

>>538199564
Clearly a gypsy.

>>538205419
Shhhhhhhhhhhh don't overwork that pretty brain of yours, baby

https://x.com/Fi_zz_ill/status/1964474705609708029
https://files.catbox.moe/rcrj9b.jpg

>>538206405
>Draw porn
>It's cutoff like in your crop
FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON!?

>>538192054
Beybey = baby, thus proving Leyley is pronounced Laylee

>>538206405
I always love seeing the cock going deep in a woman. So hot

>>538207853
Why do you love seeing cock?

>>538209295
I like penis

>>538209652
At least you're honest.

My sister was being racist and I think I am in love with her

>>538211130
Tell us what happened lad.

>>538211130
I presume she and you are the same race?

>>538212550
My sister got called racist in Greggs

>>538198334
Oh, she really did own his ass.

>>538211130
>retarded ass LARP poster
As long as you are white being racist towards everyone else is normal
Have you seen non-whites
>inb4 uhhh duhh karen and white women fuck dogs
Those arent whites. Those are mutts. Fix your retarded racemixxer genetics then you can talk.

>>538212891
Yeah
>>538212550
I was driving her home, and she went on a massive rant about how Muslims are all thugs and rapists and that the Middle East needs to get nuked. I felt so proud (no hard feelings Iraqi-kun: >>538106304)

>>538198850
I forget, was Douglas an ex-smoker by that flashback or STILL a smoker?

>>538198850
>>538216878
The time capsule mentions Renee took away his lighter, so she cared at least at that point. Damn I wish I had a Renee wife

How does this thing even open?

>>538219127
Tricknology

>>538214031
>As long as you are white being racist towards everyone else is normal
What? That's absolutely not normal, in the sense that the average normie at least pretends like it's a bad thing. Also what most people call racism, I call basic self-preservation.

>>538221212
Anon, does the writer of that post strike you as normal in any way? Best to leave it alone

>>538221518
Fair enough, anyone who gets that upset over an anon mentioning his sister doing extremely basic and common shit is unhinged to begin with.

God my wife Noelle is just so pretty!

>>538223149
Yeah, pretty flat!

>>538197440
That guy is not me. Wait, I thought "coal-burner" was just for women?

>>538224525
I think it's gender neutral. Andrew of course is a massive coalburner.

Everything I touch turns to shit in my hands

>>538227020
Stop shitting in your hands

>>538227020
The "King Midas" of shit.

>>538227020
It can't be all bad.

https://x.com/withhhissong/status/1962875934198944043
This one's gotta be the next OP image

https://x.com/Corpsicle_1/status/1964150419728265479
Chublia!

>All these twitter links
This is why I hate /vg/.

>>538233048
>>538234524
FUCKING NIGGER HUSSY BITCH SLUT FUCK OFF STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER AND PICK MY FUCKING COTTON!

hi sorry for spoonfeed request but anybody got the google drive with all the assets? mine doesnt have the latest version

>>538235234
Idk about the latest version, but the CGs and busts are here:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/kyw9qok7zqtz5gb/TCoAaL_Episode_3_Busts_Renamed.zip/file
https://files.catbox.moe/b4bo8d.zip
https://files.catbox.moe/6fjnar.zip

>>538234913
Based

>>538235402
sankyu anon im grateful its what i was thinking and not dolphin porn kek

>>538226120
Yep, this was my father in early 2000. Seduced by the nigress.

>>538234913
This is actually what goes on inside our jewish heads everytime we see a nigger. We just stay silent.

>>538236235
Beautiful, but who would Adam be, Ranchil or Samuel?

Here's a different version.
>>538236868
It was going to be Ashley but I'm FAAAAAAR from finishing that half.

>>538224525
I thought mudshark was for women and coalburner is for men?
>>538227020
This made me laugh a lot

The sister rapes her brother when he speaks.

>>538239487
We love our cuddly pet fart cloud!

>>538227020
Even wife?

>>538240852
That one started shit. Ended it as it too!

>>538239908
I don't

>>538241030
He's secretly helping the siblings, you'll see. He a gud boy, he dindu NUFFIN!

Do I sell this

In the ass btw.

>>538242095
Buttsecks is one of those things that sounds good on paper but is logistically completely not worth it unless your sister is an absolute buttslut who can achieve orgasm solely by having her delphic dumper treated like a fleshlight.

>>538242095
Girls are so lucky

>>538242095
she's being fucjdd vaginally here though...

Teenshley Wife...

>>538241761
>canadian

>>538242586
That's what (they) want you to think.

>>538242405
Bullshit m8. Fuck your sister's butt.

>>538244241
I did, it was mediocre. We both like spontaneity and buddfuggin necessarily precludes that. In theory, of course, since I'm talking about stuff that happened in my dreams.

>>538239487
>Well I don't know
>When you're not there
>I give you my love but you don't care
>Say what is right
>And what is wrong
>Give me a sign-
>WHAT IS LOVE
>BABY DON'T HURT ME
>DON'T HURT ME
>NO MORE

>>538240998
Nah, she was nice.

>>538244717
You can spontaneously buttfuck too? What's the worst that could happen? Would it really be that shitty (heh)
>>538244756
>don't hurt me
Sorry anon but we're buttfucking over here

>>538244956
>You can spontaneously buttfuck too?
Not really. The amount of prep is impractical for a normal diet, and we both east very healthy with the exception of Friday Night Goyslop™. I think we'd both rather avoid surprises. Think of it like super spicy hotsauce: occasionally it's nice, but too much and everything goes to shit.

>>538244928
Why would Connie have a wedding dress that would fit Renee? Connie was fat and stupid.

>>538242586
Yeah, vaginally in the ass. Wholly different from anal in the ass.

>>538245162
Maybe she only got fat later? Or Renee was just being a bitch, as she tends to do.

>>538246110
>just being a bitch

She was going on the attack to cover up the fact she feels bad about it, just like Ashley does.

Source: deep animal instinct.

>>538245963
SOMEBODY SAY ASS??

>>538247565
A little bit of butthole-tonguing goes a long way.

>>538248029
It shouldn't go too long a way though, or else it might hurt.

>>538242405
PLEASE stop calling it a dumper. That is NOT sexy.

>>538251502
cute fanart but the dialogue is so tumblr

Shroomy thoughts

Shroomley!

>>538251502
The Coffin of Cumsock and Shitty Asshole with Garterbelt

>>538253936
Shroomley if human

>>538254149
Shroomdrew if human

>>538243003
indeed
https://x.com/anthopod_01/status/1964527342552043770

>>538255806
>>538255916
>>538255996
cute

I have feeling too!