Thread 538199948

#1946 - A word of prophecy edition

Halo Info:
>Current Infinite Operation: Shadows (8/5)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/shadows-operation-launch
>Latest Infinite Update (8/5)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/fall-2025-playlists

Halo News:
>Helldivers II x Halo 3: ODST crossover Warbond Announced
https://youtu.be/OrWvPKOBJ9A
>Halo x Fortnite crossover detailed
https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2025/08/02/fortnite-reveals-chapter-6-season-4-name-concept-and-halo-connection/
>The Falcon and Carbine return for Infinite's Fall Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/fall-update-2025-halo-infinite

Previous >>537752131 (Cross-thread)

Next post is forced beyond belief

Posting in ebin thread.

Next post is beyond forced
it's forced squared

ENTER GODTRIOX

UhhhhhH stinky!!!
stinky anime girl
Anime girl bubbly bubb fucK!!!
BuuUuUu

>>538200165
The what now?

>>538200156
>>538200250
I gotchu senpai
Something Sonething Endless, Bleach, Mogadishu, and more recently Silksong.
There. It's don't.
Wr can post Halo now.

>>538200342
Habeeb it

>>538200328
get gaytriox'd

>>538200328
Homegrown and organic post
Also free range and cruelty free.

I'll fucking pinch you dumb ass bastard

>>538200708
Not fair trade post.
Definitely full of cruelty and all locked up.

Either some people here go out of their way to absorb attention from schizos or those certain people do something that

Bleach is the root of all.

Buy an ad.

x2 spoofed vampires above

>>538200859
Do something what?
DO SOMETHING WHAT!?

are cats halo?

ˢᵗʳᵃᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵘnᵍᵉᵒnˢ ᵒᶠ ʳᵃᵖᵉ
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᶜᵒnˢᵉnˢᵘᵃˡ nᶦᵍᵍᵃˢ ᵈᵒn'ᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ

something is coming

You can't even shit properly, I bet

So no Halo tonight?
No fun with surrogate friends?
No, I'm not playing Firefight.

>>538202771
Helldivers again, sadly

>>538202771
Add Gobiin Slayer. We will be playing firefight....or so I'd like to say. Helldivers has me hooked again.

i am halo guys

>>538203664
wtf that's john halo

>>538203664
We... we are the Halo

>>538203664
Holy crap, its him.

>>538202459
i need to use a bidet, wiping doesnt do enough

Who's halo guys?

When did the decline of Halo begin?

>>538203664
cute

>>538204653
Reach

>>538204286
the west is unique for scratching bits of shit into their skin with abrasive paper instead of just shitting in such a way that it doesn't get smeared all over the anus

Halo Reach is definitely not fine.
It was glassed, after all.

>>538205036
>past tense
this happens in 500 years my nigga
assuming they use the same calendar as we do

waxing yeeze

>>538204653
Microsoft choosing to crunch out Halo 2 in 2004 was the first sign of disaster. Yes, the game was successful, but the vision was compromised, and the game wasn't as good as it could have been. The scraps of what could have went into it, the third act, the graphics, all went into Halo 3, a vastly inferior project that still ended up rushed out the door with missing features and levels.

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>>538205667
you only think about yeeze... some of us feel left out

>>538201741
very halo yess

>>538205274
>this happens in 500 years
For you.
For Atriox, a point in time is just a location.

>>538205874
Reminder to thank Max Hoberman.

Bungie was going to drop 4v4 and BTB multiplayer as it existed in CE and Max Hoberman stepped in to advocate for those and had to save them, and since the rest of Bungie was so focused on fixing the iffy development of the campaign, they just let Max and like one other guy handle the multiplayer entirely and then rest of the studio never got around to making Warfare lmao

Jason wanted a big 32-player mode, but after a year it was still just an idea on paper, because he was distracted deving everything but H2, (the more things change)

Max Hoberman begged for resources and built “the party game” we now know as H2/H3/Reach multiplayer.

>deltatemple (Cut version of Regret they had to cut a lot of geometry for performance)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLWEynZX3q0

>Halo 2 Cut Levels
https://www.halopedia.org/Cut_Halo_2_levels

>>538206913
>"timeless" being
>has a date of birth
You're full of shit.

>>538207139
Thank you, Hoberman-sama.

>>538207212
the wikis are non-canon bookshit, thankfully

Essential Halo Kino

>Halo games
Halo CE
https://archive.org/download/halo_custom_edition_v1.0.10_EN/Halo%20Custom%20Edition%20v1.0.10.zip
Halo 2 Project Cartographer
https://www.h2maps.net/Cartographer/Installer/h2pc_installer_2.1.zip

>Halo Bulletins
Matt's Halo Updates (6 October 2000 - 5 October 2001)
https://halo.bungie.org/haloupdates/allupdates.html
Frankie's Bungie Update (16 January 2004 - 5 November 2004)
https://halo.bungie.org/halo2updates/allupdates.html
Bungie Weekly Updates (12 November 2004 - 17 June 2011)
https://halo.bungie.org/bwu/
Feast of Bones
https://haloarchives.fandom.com/wiki/Feast_of_Bones
Bungie Interviews
https://haloarchives.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Interviews

>Books
The Art of Halo: Creating A Virtual World
https://archive.org/details/artbook-Art_of_Halo/

>Bungie behind-the-scenes
Halo - Macworld Unveiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eZ2yvWl9nQ
Halo 1999 Story
http://marathon.bungie.org/story/halo_backstory.html
Halo Archive
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOUc9OgYDliDuz1FfipKNE5TtKF4D-XMM
Making of Halo: Combat Evolved (Ultra Rare Xbox magazine DVD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJR-irzjmw
Halo: Combat Evolved Devs React to Speedrun (Marty O'Donnell, Marcus Lehto)
https://youtu.be/9ndZbg8Mr-Q
Halo 2 Alphas
https://youtu.be/Qp86KNbeCA8
Halo 2 Killtacular Documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7xObHgI8gE
Halo 2: Artifacts
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqfmKw3gt7l-HyTBI7S31sjqduDCX6-eZ
Halo 3 - Full Documentary + Bonuses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rszStapddKk
Halo 3: ODST [Behind the Scenes]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCS9A1PScHM
Halo Reach Developer Commentary (2010)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_1LxdgGkOg
Work of Rob Stokes
https://rpstokes53.wixsite.com/work-of-rob-stokes/halo-2
Max Hoberman dishes on Halo 2's crazy development
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BURsPjNKck
Martin O'Donnells YouTube Channel Archive
https://archive.org/details/TheMartyODonnellArchive

>>538207139
new copypasta marked for termination

The Endless has arrived

>>538207475
Twitter posts are canon, thankfully.

>>538207139
>>538205874
Halo 3, Reach, and Halo 4 were riding on the hype that Halo 2 started.

>>538207729
Twitter no longer exists and is therefore no longer canon

>>538207902
She's on Bluesky too.

>>538207997
>she's xbox
She's my wife now

>>538207997
kill yourself

>>538208146
That's very rude.

>>538205667
kidding! keep your posts about yeeze they are cute

>>538207997
who is she?

It's up.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9zZyJ9uisA

need to cuddle with yeeze....

>>538209231
Don't you dare delete that post.

>>538208703
ah sorry my bad
I didn’t read the tweet all

>>538209929
It’s Bluesky… But whatever

pozole

>>538210416
still not clear on what that was

I hate Savage Beastflies so goddamn much.

>>538213091
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE?
FUCK

halo 1 is probably the best aged game ever
anyone who is familiar with FPS games can pick it up and immediately feel at home

halsey shouldn't exist
she's a character that actively ruins the franchise by existing

>>538209231
erm no thx

Halo is Christian.

>can't create custom game in mcc because profanity filter doesn't accept fucking ANYTHING, not a normal name, not the map/mode's previous name, not even a single letter or number
I swear this company is filled exclusively with microshit's window sitters, can they do anything right?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1137&v=4bOsJSRk0i8&feature=youtu.be
KEK, that's actually pretty neat. I've always been impressed at how 'human' Halo Infinite's bots behaved, even when compared to other games like Quake that have their own matured bot AI. Sometimes Infinite's bots get stuck on certain maps, but most of the arena maps made by 343 (and even several of the community forge arena maps), it's still plenty of fun to play against the AI, especially in Fiesta Slayer, where it's easier to hide some of the AI's shortcomings (since they might spawn with power weapon and therefore don't need to crowd around a single weapon rack).

I wish MCC had player-like AI bots you could play against. Some mods try to add Marines/Spartans to the maps on different teams to simulate a normal multiplayer match, but it's not the same and you can clearly tell they're using campaign AI.

>>538218678
All world filters are the same. Stop being a bitch.

>>538219679
Nice reading comprehension dipshit, keep your retarded babbling to yourself next time

>>538207729
343 didn’t make halo wars2, can they stop pretending they did

Goodnight, /hg/.

>>538218678
>type something innocuous in shitfinite chat
>comes out looking like i am going on a rampage because of the fucking chat filter turning everything to *******

>>538225761
the mutes worst nightmare ! ! !

>>538216792
we kneel

My friend keeps acting distant towards me and makes me feel insecure.

>>538224171
GOOD NIGHT

H a l o .

it's finished

GOOD MORNING MINTO

At least we're not /codg/ lmao

>want to forge
>have no map ideas

Just taught my filter bot to recognize the shitfinite heads up display
Goodbye ultimate faggofight niggers

>>538208191
so is stalking you fucking loser

>>538264642
I'm sorry to hear your loss, Jason Jones...

The tone policing faggot has absolutely no wit to his responses, it's crazy to think someone can be that ineloquent.
Funnily enough the mutants all suffer from this condition as well. You'd think they'd be better at words with how long they spend typing them out.
Turns out human language skills require speaking, engaging all the parts of the brain evolution honed, to become adequate enough for people to enjoy your company.

john h4lo didn't say that but we were all thinking it

um okay wow you did NOT just say that

john toilet

the house of reckoning is what escharum calls his toilet

escharum is my favorite 343 villain

>>538270665
He's one of the only good ones but, yes. He's great.

It’s over. It’s time to give up. We lost. No more posting. /hg/ is finished…

>>538270867
hmmmmm how about nyo

>>538271018
surrender

We will not kneel.

I WILL NOT FALL
I WILL NOT BREAK
I WILL SHUT THE WORLD AWAY

i miss bnuuy gang

H.a.l.o.

>>538279954
Helldivers to hellpods, repeat, Helldivers to hellpods.

>>538264642
It's the Internet, lil bro.
If you don't want people to know, don't post it yourself.

h3 killing the gravemind off screen in a cutscene was a mistake
h2 boss fights suck sure, but I don't think most people even realize wtf happened to the coolest villain of the series it happens so suddenly with so little fanfare

>>538287087
>h3 killing the gravemind
lol
lmao

>>538287087
Sadly a consequence of the actual Cortana mission being cut and Floodgate part 2 being hacked into it's place.

>>538289004
again, i don't think most people happened including me but this is prob some hand wave bullshit for flood nostalgia, no idea didn't play wars 2.
a trilogy primary goal should be to close all loose ends and look how badly h3 did that
if bungie really wanted, they could have made a 4-part series there was so much shit to get though like an entire game could have been about the covenant breaking apart while the flood start to rampage more and more with a 4th game ending on all races of the covenant coming together with humanity to finally defeat the flood instead of relying on the rings to reset everything

>>538289715
>i don't think most people happened including me
You're right. We're all just programs in a computer simulating real people posting on 4chan about a game we played 15 years ago.

>>538289715
>if bungie really wanted
I wouldn't really go down the rabbit hole of Bungie and wanting to do anything with Halo. A bunch of them didn't even want to do Halo 2, and by 3 they were acting as if it was a burden do have a killer IP, access to assloads of resources through MS and a Mario tier recognizable character.
ODST and Reach were just contractual obligations.

>>538290250
i mean the handwave bullshit excuse that he didn't actually die is proof enough most people have any idea what happened because killing a major antagonist off screen and then having a happy ending of a bright new future but actually the player knows he's still alive is stupid
either 343 pulled it out of their ass and he really did just die like a stupid bitch off screen in 2 nano seconds or this was always the case, and humanity looks stupid as fuck for just shrugging their shoulders that the life ending entity is still alive and chilling

>>538289715
you could greatly benefit from Grammarly

2 > all

3 is a greater number than 2

Okay but Infinite is much greater. So is 5.

Infinite is NOT a number.

i want to replay the trilogy. do i grab my old 360 from my mom's or is mcc actually playable now
like no fucked up cutscene timings and sound mixing?

>>538294782
MCC is mostly fine.

>>538294782
MCC works just fine now. The only bug is in CE when Chief punches Keyes face, the sound timing is still really bad.

finishing any halo game on legendary ruins you,
you can never go back to heroic. the ai looks braindead retarded when you live long enough to see it in action

>>538294782
MCC is fine but you should play it on original hardware for sovl reasons.

He's doing it again.

>>538301124
They raped you, lil bro.

>>538301342
I didn't play Helldivers 2 today doe.

>>538301090
it would have to be on the 360 with backwards i stil have the discs i think. i wouldn't even know where to get an og xbox and controller
my og xbox was destroyed when i accidently dumped a bunch of green paint on it when i was like 11 at my dads

>>538301652
You can get an OG xbox for cheap on ebay, or even Etsy, modded and all with hundreds of games.

>>538301124
Happy to see he's making new friends.
Proud of him.

who are you talking about

>>538304697
read, nigga

>>538304697
You Tov.

They're stealing our fucking memes now too. What the hell...

/hdg/ here
who the fuck are Baza and Tov

>>538306998
???

>>538307725
Baza is a little whiny bitch.
Tov is a cool guy.

>>538307725
Baza is a british nigger
Tov is chill cat poster

>>538307725
>Baza
newfag but he plays often.. It will take some time for him to earn his stripes, but as a rookie he's alright
>Tov
on the cusp of not being newfag status, but he plays so good for him

>>538301124
Wait, that retard mumbling stupid shit into his mic the entire dive was one of yours?
Can you guys take him back?
t. decided to come here and ctrl+f helldivers for shits and giggles

>>538306998
We are stealing your name soon. Get ready to become HLG.

>>538310475
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>538310281
We do not claim the unfunny Brit.

Why does baza have the power to make schizos go apeshit wherever he goes? Is he jewish?

/hdg/ is up for a grizzling....

are elites going to pay reparations

Rarity is best pony

rarity > all

>breaking benjamin use h2a cutscenes during their concerts
yikes

halo ce is actually so pretty, and i don't think will ever age with its green/blues/purple hues and nice chunky models. wtf happened to h2

They actually fucking did it. Th-they took our name....

>>538317181
stay calm
king troll will save us

We are not gonna make it.

True.
We're gonna outsource it to India.

>>538317181
Dafuq lil' Timmy 117 gun' do?

>try to play infinite
>its so fucking dead big team battle takes minutes to match
man i didn't think halo was THIS dead. What a fucking shame.

>>538321993
Turn on crossplay

>>538322401
Still shit. Dead franchise

>>538321993
BUT BRO THEY FINALLY BAALNCED AR AND BR LIKE THAT WAS THE ISSUE AND NOT BECAUSE MOST SANDBOX WEAPONS ARE DOGSHIT AND WORTHLESS OVERALL

Shitter above

>>538199948 (OP)
Reach a shit

so... what are you up to halobros

im playing halo knight silksong

So now that /hg/ is taken, what will you guys name your general from now on?
I recommend /hag/, a fitting name for an old and busted franchise past its expiration date.

Kill

Palestine

Burn

Palestine

Rape

Palestine

Shoot

Palestine

Rape

Palestine

Nighters

Skin

Palestine

Bomb

Palestine

Burn

Palestine

Nuke

Palestine

Rape

All

Palestine

Women

Slice

Up

Palestine

Children

Fuck

Palestine

Destroy

Palestine

Kill

All

Palestine

Nighters

Israel

Are

The

Good

Guys

Rape

Palestine

Rape

Palestine

Raaaaape

Palestine

>>538333631
We're still keeping /hg/ though. You'll be back to /hdg/ in no time.

Fuck

Palestine

Fuck

Palestine

Rape

All

Palestine

Women

And

Rape

Their

Dead

Vaginas

Rape

And

Kill

All

Palestine

Jiggers

Bigger

Nbguggwrnugggnigger

Fuck you

Palestine

Nigger

Maggot

Supreme

Faggot

Rape
Palestine

>>538332000
<3

>>538334569
stop ok? thanks

Ok hdg is boring now. Back to Halo.

>>538333631
WHAT? halo is /hg/ and that’s gonna be like that forever

>>538326216
i stopped playing infinite when i picked up the new shotgun bulldog i think its called and it was worse than the ar i spawned in with.
i was like yup like any other halo multiplayer and uninstalled
>no actually its just as good if you are in extremely niche situations by 5%
same cope everytime
ar starts
br starts
who cares when there's no point in using 90% of the sandbox which was always the problem, its just usually br starts make that more obvious than normal

Yup another shitter

>>538336306
Go ahead, though guy.
Show us your profile.
https://wort.gg/

inb4 sSicks

>>538336852
doesn't work on my browser
GT: JingleBaZa

>>538336936
>doesn't work on my browser
Is the Internet that bad in Great Britain?

>>538337223
Yes.

This is the best of /hg/.
You can only post ITT if you can rape him, without lube.

>>538337809
he just messes around though
gets bored of doing too well and will walk into the enemy spawn to give them power weapons
i once saw him waiting for power drain and plasma nades on valhalla just so he could drive a warthog(no gunner) to the enemy base
use someone who cares about winning, like red

>>538339124
eeeerrrhh
/hg/ bros???

>>538339286
we've moved on to shade

No.
I won't just sit by and let all the cancerous facets of this franchise be allowed to have an equal footing. I'm not breaking bread with 343fags and Lorecucks.
The American iterations of Halo IN THE GAMES are the only ones worth discussing here. And I will continue to call out everything else.
343's games are not canon
Spartan 4's are not canon
The books are not canon
None of the shit in Halo Legends is canon and Halo is not anime
Halo Online is not canon
The comics are not canon
Osiris is not canon
Blue Team is not canon. That egregious meme team doesn't exist and never did. The only true ship is Chieftana and canonically they do have some feelings for each other. Chief doesn't fuck around on his adventures. He just fights for the UNSC and gets the job done. He is a virgin.
On that subject, none of the Spartans have had sex. They're all virgins like they should be. Stop projecting. Just because you went to a degenerate high school where sex outside of marriage was normal, doesn't mean these characters did.
And for the 77777th time, Halo is a console shooter made to be played on controller.
This is an American franchise. It always has been and always will be. It's western and everything else is fan fiction and belongs in /trash/. Period.
It's high time we take a stand. We shouldn't allow "all things Halo" because it has become obvious that degenerates are abusing that privilege. Games only. Canon only. No shipping.
End of discussion. Games only. Period.

buying bf

OUR KING

>>538342667
>mogged by unfunny brit
Sad!

dexter season 3 episode 10 13:00
dexter is playing halo 3 on mouse and keyboard

dexter is halo

its over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpABUzPN9cU

dextergods won...
bleach sisters... our response?

>>538344116
>arcade game sounds
>"Duel" on Rat's Nest
At least TV shows use the actual game audio nowadays, but controller movements still don't match what's happening on screen.

narratives are changing...

i miss my ex so much :(

>>538345435
Bro, all you had to do was to stop being ironically gay on the Internet.

>>538345435
did dexter kill him?

>>538345503
ironically?

>>538346000
None of y'all sucked a dick once in his life, so yeah, ironically.

>>538346829
ok lol

>>538346829
not him but I did it for a childhood friend
i was 13 and he was 16

post grunts

>>538344116
Ichigo has a PS5 in 2001, the same year Halo came out. This is of course a subtle reference to Halo coming to PS5 this holiday.

>>538342417
Halo is a book series with some games, as seen by the Fall of Reach releasing before Combat Evolved.

Number of Halo video games, not counting remasters: 14
Number of Halo books and novels: 39
Halo is not a video game franchise, it's a book franchise.

Geh! Reading is for losers!

i havent read a book in over 5 years

>>538350065
wait that's a lie i read rubicon protocol a few year ago when it came out

>>538350150
Okay, that's not true. It's more like 10 years.

we need a halo thread in /lit/

I like the assault rifle because I like going ratatatatatatatatatatatat while walking forward and then pushing the melee button and then they die and fall off the roof it's awsom

>>538351421
This but unironically.
The only other game that replicated that feeling was Red Faction Guerrilla. Bitch slapping people with the pistol was hilarious in that game.

Real /hg/ here. Kindly fuck off.

But this is the real /hg/.

I got confused, sorry

It's chill, bro.

force meme category 4: inciting artificial infighting between two generals

You got me

>>538355132
The stage for Halo 3 should be Halo Reach.

3 was the start of Halo's downfall though.
>but muh nostalgia

It wasn't.

3 was the start of me moving on from Halo because I managed to get my hands on a copy of DOAXtreme and my childhood never recovered

I don't think my crazy pills are doing anything anymore.

H3 was a good game but yeah it was a stepdown from h2
Is this controversial?
It has less memorable cutscenes, levels, far to easy making it way less fun to coop/replay thanks to brutes being worthless, a story that that does have issues
The only things you can argue it does better outright is have a more full sandbox, and social stuff like theater/forge/better custom game options
Also a lot of things it added to the sandbox is whatever like only truly the grav hammer added more options to the game for silly custom games.
Its also a really pretty game tho, ill give it that. Almost on par in h1 in art style
Still a great game

sweet dreams bros

>>538357367
>shit story held up by hype moments & aura
>first half of the campaign kind of sucks
>arbiter reduced to a sidekick
>cortana moments
>killed johnson and miranda because marty's retarded
>recast truth because they're retarded and miranda because ???
>ost is a compilation of the first two games (not that it sucks)
>started uglifying the art style (wouldn't be a serious issue until 4 but still started here)
>weapon bloat
>equipment, leading to armor abilities and later spartan abilities
>introduced cosmetic faggotry (hayabusa, recon, etc)
>didn't give me recon for my machinima

>>538360105
>didn't give me recon for my machinima
Post it.

>>538360182
Lost to time fortunately.

sleep well halobros

>>538359606
night!

>>538360250
Which one was it?