Thread 538205757

>>538138723

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https://mjgbooru.com/

>JPML rules tourney
https://files.catbox.moe/20rx72.png
https://files.catbox.moe/sshktx.png

>underground regular tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc
>registration
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS (sloppy)

SEX with MATURE WOMEN

>>538205757 (OP)
https://x.com/kamogawaya/status/1964467100220879269

Regular rules
Majsoul Friends Room 32906(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=32906

I'm at work

>>538206751
3/4

>>538206751
Started

>>538205757 (OP)
cute OP

That's what I look like when I dama in friendlies

I will probably buy new Drivens merch when it releases

Bibbens

I won't

Do i need to bind my accound if my method of login is the yostar send code to mail thing?

>>538199501
gg. all my big hand meme attempts failed.

>>538199501
gg

>>538199501
GGs

>>538199501
gg lads, thanks for the fun games

>>538206751
ggs I got to go to sleep

>>538206751
3/4 again

I'm at work still

Evens buy crow shirt 1
Odds don't
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The success of this thread proves that AI slop is the kino we want and ask for.

>>538206751
Started again

>>538208653
Pls respond , help this shit here says only the new yostar account will be supported for login ? what about the normal yostar accounts?

>>538210723
just bind it if you are afraid, it doesn't change anything if you already use the email login.

>>538210495
Clearly, our drawfags need to do better

>>538210723
Just bind it or it's going to keep bothering you about it. You still have to login the normal way with email codes anyway.

I looked up "Mahjong Soul" do you guys really play it in Japanese?

>>538211427
>>538211519
The problem is... i have literally about 200+ novice 2 accounts, divided between gmail and yostar, and i have already bind 100 of them on gmail, so i cant bind the other half on the same email i used to bind the gmail right ? what the fuck is this bullshit???

>>538211823
はい

>>538211937
what

In addition to my two EN Saint accounts I have a third bastard son on the Japanese server

>>538211937
uhhhh

>>538211937
This is why you should keep your total number of alts to a moderate number like 20 like a normal person.

The days of free rides is over.

>>538211823
Every client has an English option.

Japanese silver room is harder than jade

>>538211994
>>538212112
>>538212116
Not even joking each one of these has 10 accounts (each browser only supports 10 accounts) and they are all novice 2 so its actually about 300+ accounts and a third of them will be lost if they delete them or something Fuck this bullshit i hope they only delete accounts after the next Saki collab.

make a room

>>538212784
Okay but why

>>538212784
how many of those accounts have Yuzu

>>538212890
He's poor

>>538212890
Cause i dont want to waste money rolling for characters (i wouldnt mind buying outfits once i already have the character tho...
>>538212985
also this

>>538206751
GGs

>>538206751
gg

I wish I made an account on the JP server originally, the EN server sucks. Silver room on the EN server is all chinks but the JP server is Japan only

>>538214639
just make an account and lvl it to adept?
it isnt that hard bruh

>>538214867
What do you think I just did

>>538206751
That game was horseshit where I get cucked out of all of my dora 5 hands. gg though

>>538214639
Jade is cheaper with the conversion rate atm too

Huh, I was sure I already had a Yostar account (since I went through some verification process like a few months ago), but it turns out I never had one and it must've been something different. Didn't receive any alerts about it in the game or when logging in.

why are you guys so scared of the chinese?

Because I stacked the wall but they keep tile shifting

I FORGOT TO BIND MY YOSTAR ACCOUNT AND LOST ALL MY PNGS

My hair feels really nice today

Majsoul Friends Room 84271(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84271
Limitless asura, 3/4, marking room

Honestly stacking your draws isn't that hard if you do it with something easy to feel like manzu

>>538218365
Realized I would rather watch Bad Girl

>>538218365
Started

Jong room

>>538218365
Back to 3/4 if anyone is interested

>>538218365
ggs
2/4

>>538218365
nvm room closed gg

I was about to join...

>>538220460
Well I've got news for you... you can make another one! Don't you wanna be the guy with your own room? Don't you want other people to know you have a room, and that they can join in to?! All it takes is a quick and simple trick...

I'm at work

>my Steve AI sloppa gets posted her and on May and I've only ever posted it a couple times myself
It's over

Majsoul Friends Room 26932(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26932
Memesura

>>538221584
which one?

Play real mahjong

>>538221993
idgi

>>538222102
Almost all of them were my proompts

>>538222049
2/4

>>538222401
Drivens dog has more

>>538222339
I thought every Steve here had made at least one AIslop, tailored for their particular tastes

>>538222576
Only by a few hundred games Rook has like ~13800 whereas Futoshi has ~14200

>>538222676
I didn't proompt that one so maybe

normal room doko

>>538222049
2/4

>>538223449
the jpml tourney is pretty normal

No kan dora is cringe even for janki

>>538223816
you forgot about ippatsu and ura

i dunno if its happening man

nashi nashi > jpml

>>538223838
surely my mahjong friends will come

Ex7 is my limit. What's the strat without glitches?

I'm at work and I only play hanchans that are very normal

hecantjong

>>538222049
3/4

>>538222049
Started, ended, and started again

I'm sorry Toki

lobby keeps kicking me to main menu after clicking 'Confirm'?????

>>538224124
I got bored of this game after beating it once the first time they did it. I don’t get people’s obsession with balatro. Slay the spire is an infinitely better game

Yagi Yui. Birthday.

>>538225502
StS mahjong doko??

>>538225502
Because it's fun seeing number go up. They ruined malatro with this though because the animations are too slow

I LIKE SUGAR AND I LIKE TEA

>>538222049
GGs

GGs

>>538222049
ggs

>>538222049
gg

>>538224124
>What's the strat without glitches?
Seal of Conduction abuse.

>>538225502
it's never been about beating the game. there's plenty of talismans you can just start with that will solo win you the game. it's all about high scores.

No amaekoromos, Amae Koromos, Amaeko Romos, Koromos, Kodomos and Kormos allowed past this point

does the desktop client have an config file that i can edit?

>>538228104
You didn't exclude amaekodomos.

>>538227483
Which seal is that?

Ready for the next meat-up

Tenhou was right mahjong is best played with a 4:3 monitor. Phoneniggers ruin yet another part of society

>>538228256
This one. If you get a bunch in a row, on a win each one will trigger an extra time for each conducting talisman before it. So the last one triggers like seven times it's stupid as hell.
FYI Ransei breaks these chains.

evens make the next watch-a-long Initial D
odds play mahjong
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>>538224124
max upgrades except shop rerolls to level 2
start abundant fish
get 1 to 2 friendship seal, many legend seal, hold 1 seal of happiness if you can to chain it.
get mirai before and after+ and anything with expanding seal to get kaavi with expanding seal
build this
get ransei while keeping money at 0 at the start of level
don't die to 3 open tiles boss (impossible)
wait until seal thief makes kaavi have seal of conduction
put conduction on your big thing and find other conduction targets when the level reqs get too big to live. yuzu, cat seesaw, and heat are the best.

2025 Formula Drift Japan Round 5 TOP16 to Final

>>538229267
Goddamn so the soul talismans and base pts don't matter at all?

>>538229773
They do, it's just a matter of how much you can raise them.
The problem with base pts specifically, is you can get better results by just slapping in the talisman gift bag or that one that scales with rerolls, and get 100k+ pts that way.

*farts loudly*

>>538229696
Are nips incapable of going round corners normally because they all grew up playing ridge racer?

>>538230146
they don't seem to be very good at going around corners, bmw just fucked up his lead

>>538229773
there is a build you can do with cat firework and conduction chain into black hole for base point, but it scores worse.
you don't need like thousands of stars to find everything so it's way quicker to skip souling everything and running heaven bequest which is slow to get started.

>woman comes up to drift
>hits cone
>misses the outer zones completely
it's over

>>538230592
how the fuck did you get all these at 2-1

What's the average nyagger IQ?

Koito big win

koito has never won a thing

koko big room

It is late in the night. I have some food, and tea. Join me!

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>>538233347
I saw you, cringe steve.

>>538233347
This story is too sad. I can't join you as I'm too busy wiping my tears.

>>538233347
started!

>>538233132
koito big anus
nadeshiko-7.png

Sometimes I think

dama ari room doko

>>538234196
don't, then you'll be

I jong therefore I dama

aru ari

>draw anything but genbutsu
>えええええあぶねーー

I DID IT!
And I didn't have to sealclub newbies

>>538179778
Speaking of, I have a Japanese physical copy of Bibliomania coming in next week.

>>538235896
you did sealclub but bots and burgers

>>538237097
The game deemed they are on my skill level, for better or worse.

>>538231721
Ryan is OP for pack farming.

>>538237097
all of the top players are burgers thoughbeit

>>538237593
because they play burger hours exclusively

>>538237660
last blog i read there wasnt a measurable drop in skill during off peak hours, that was houou though

>>538233347
gg

>>538233347
gg

I need to head to bed

>>538233347
ggs nya

>>538233347
gg

>>538235810
this soundpost never fails to startle my cat

>>538233347
gg

>>538237965
There is definitely a skill level drop in MajSoul, I get significantly better placement in Jade when I play burger hours, especially 1-5AM euro time.

You'll never guess the most popular internet country code

>>538238935
>no one uploaded the Ichihime-bweh.png to the Booru
Ichihime-bweh.png

>>538239079
Do you actually have any data for this or is it just an anecdote?

>>538239192
India

>>538239356
It's the personal experience of me and sin titulo

>>538239480
Whatever makes you feel better as you loop M1 I suppose

>>538239561
But I'm already saint?

$1000 LEGO Death Star is a huge dissappointment
cynthia-7.png

>>538239201
Guess the ninja didn't like your edit

>>538239201
Do it yourself

>>538240104
The hairline is fucked up

NUKEDASHITETTE
NUKEDASHITETTE
KANASHISUGIRU UNMEI KARA
ANATA WA NARAKU NO HANA JA NAI

>>538240104
>>538240171
https://mjgbooru.com/post/6921

>>538240834
It wears a wig.

>>538240834
there's a fixed version (I didn't save it)

>>538240962
I saved all their versions, but I like to post the one that's most fucked up to make anon feel embarrassed

Anzenpai nante nakutatte
Zutto zenryoku de oikakete
Hitori dake nukegake de
Risou doori ni RON!

Yatta! Tan'yao nomi nyaa!

>>538235896
>5 wins in 5 games
>meanwhile I've had 5 wins in 50 games

>>538239079
I play significantly worse during burger hours because I can't focus after work

I'm sipping some Cappuchino or as I like to call it: Cappy.

>>538244018
You made a thread on 4han for this. Use it!

>>538243449
You are one of the reasons I get better placement. Thank you for your effort.

Here is a Top10 highest score list from past M-League games
I wonder if anyone will beat Tarou's record this year

Xenia makes my dick fat, more like.

All last? You won't hear me use such dishonorable gaijin terms. I prefer to use the proper Japanese "oorasu", as is proper.

Toimen ton giri riichi -> ton kan -> 5s -> shimocha tsumo. I slammed my desk and my PC restarted by itself, kek. I got my dora 7 yakuhai open honitsu hand washed that game as well, still got second.

just realized arisu from alice

>>538225690
Sexy legs

WWYD?

WWYD?

WWYD
WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR
WWYD
WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR
WWYD
WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR
EARLY IN THE MORNING?

>>538247624
What would you discard with a drunken sailor?

>>538247668
the client

ゲヘナ学園所属、便利屋68の自称社長。

ゲヘナ学園の部活である便利屋68で、好き勝手に不法事業を行っている少女。アル本人はかっこいい悪党としてふるまいたいと思っているものの、抜けているところが多いためすぐにバレてしまう。

>>538247891
Alu from the Handyman 68!?

Majsoul Friends Room 39593(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39593

definitely not 3/4 already

shan't join discord rooms

>>538248241
wow that filled fast
started

Dumb cat?

>>538248425
People that are into ASMR creep me out
Glad I never bonded the nyagger

>>538248474
ASMR can be as simple as listening to the sounds of rain which has often lulled people to sleep

I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3525222/1e9e90e839/

>south 4
>dead last because luckshitter is luckniggering
>have the chance to either close the game and reward the unskilled luckshitter with 1st
>or to skip tsumo and boost the odds of him getting second at the cost of my points
>skip tsumo
Get fucked.

>>538249067
lol

>>538248425
Ichihime-chan, try Sissy Hypno BBC Alien Rape

>>538248425
I heard some people find women's moaning soothing to sleep.

what the fuck is her problem

>listen to a circle named Hagali that an anon recommend
>Youtube starts recommending a band named Halcali

>>538248241
gg

>>538248241
Dang, I learned my lesson about pushing iishanten I suppose. WJ?

Anju is so cringe

wtf is an anju

RIP punch fu ji poster

I hate hags so much it's unreal.

>>538251694
What happen

>>538251847
>4 riichis
>4 deal-ins
The sanma experience

Musas bring the property value down.

>>538250106
>ignored by yostar for years, never mentioned in events or received skins, ignored in /mjg/ for a joke character from some lesbian manga
>comes back to post a fake video link
What did she mean by this?

>>538251952
she just got an outfit

>>538251941
>bring the property value down.

>>538251941
Its good tho, josephs could use a little decrease in real estate value from the looks of it

>>538251694
Laasti died so there's no one to punch

I can't fall asleep again

>>538252248
Erp in irc not the thread worthless faggot

I've been sleeping like a baby since I started playing ranked again
Pissed the bed 4 times and woke up crying at 5.

>dama
>open yakuhai
>dama
>dama
none of you better be hibiki mains

Chiori hanging out with a normal girl who is definitely not a sadistic rapist
https://mjgbooru.com/post/6925

>>538252161
Do nips really make you hold your yakuman deal in tile and get photographed like a cuck? That's so humiliating.

>>538252027
I don't remember that.

>>538252573
kys coomer

Do zoomers really need youtube asmr to sleep these days? Back in my day a real man would jack off and instantly doze off. Literal sleeping pill hanging between your legs

>western porn
too repetitive
>JAV
too time consuming
>H-games
too time-consuming
>gelbooru
jerking off to a singular image feels like a waste
>genning via stable diffusion
too time-consuming
>genning smut
lack of visual stimuli makes it not that arousing
>R18 JASMR
lack of visual stimuli makes it not that arousing + I don't understand what they're saying, which erases the appeal of women saying lewd words
>nukitashi: the animation
hot, but genitals are censored so it would feel like a waste
>doujins
truly the best form of pornography, but don't feel like it right now
guess I'll go for a walk

>>538252708
your doujin bookmark?

>>538252657
Why does everything have to be a generation war with you decrepit old shits?
You say that as if whale song CDs and the like weren't a thing

>>538252708
anon, you forgot
>your imagination

>>538252573
based tentacles enjoyer.

Confession:
I sent some very special pictures to Momo-chan a few days ago. Still waiting to hear what she thought about them, my sweet Momo-chan~

>>538252980
Haha! Just joking young fella!

>>538253064
I'll jerk your chain you old fart

>>538253057
This is what happens when ye don't like me lobster.

The crow plays sanma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1LS380T8A

>>538252959
what?
>>538252991
level 4 apple imaginer here, it's over for me

>>538253241
>open video
>CUNT CUNT CUNT
what's her problem?

>>538253327
Crow is watching the new Panty and Stocking season
https://youtu.be/xNBViueznwo

>>538253447
>dub

Any queuers?

>>538252708
where is
ERP?
or
compilation videos edited for ADHD zoomers?

>>538252161
uh... digital bros? What happened?

>>538254004
3/4

why do all snek's voice lines sound like sex is a given and i should be grateful she's letting me be on the bottom

>>538254239
I never got the appeal.

>>538254932
isn't that her entire point

JPML started.

>>538255000
i thought she'd at least make fun of me or something, but her way of making fun of me is just sex

>>538255024
Why do you queue just when I unqueue? I was waiting for hours and nobody joined

https://www.youtube.com/live/Dp4DpNPQCXw
The 27th tenhoui will have some friendly Tenhou games and log reviews in a few hours against a 4dan (ex 6dan), 7 dan (ex 10dan) and an 8dan player
Supposedly bilingual stream, so JP and English are both welcome

Occultbros, how does flow work in memesura? Let's say someone took possession of the flow and was the first to win in the round. Can someone take it away from him by winning next? This problem does not appear in regular yonma, because the round immediately ends and the wall is rearranged according to the flow you had as the last winner.
What about toitsuba? After the first win, the game effectively turns into sanma when it comes to draws, does toitsuba still hold? Can toitsuba happen after the first win? Is toitsuba the state of the current round or the current wall drawing pattern?
Did Sakurai or Tsuchida ever say something about this?

>>538255773
>7dan (ex 10dan)
how does your skill even degrade by that much?

>>538255619
You could have said that you're queued up
I just finished lunch when I saw anons queue-request, so I thought this is a good time for some digestive mahjong. Sucks to be you

>>538254309
>ERP?
sounds like too much effort and pure faggotry
>compilation videos edited for ADHD zoomers?
honestly forgot about those, might do that actually

>>538255619
game finished, now's your chance

Great JPML game, chiitoitsu FTW.

>>538257091
chiitoi never seems to work for me.
4 pairs -> force toitoi -> win
5 pair haipai -> try chiitoi -> notenya

>>538257398
anon, your toitsuba reps...

>>538255950
At the 7-8-9-10 dan range differences in skill are marginal

>>538257398
you need to learn wall reading for chiitoi

failed today's repo WWYD

>>538257979
i'm not taking a shanpon end wait though and i'm not giving 2s out over 1s

>plays east 1
>deals in
>leaves
sasuga looper-chan

>>538257979
>turn 7
>chun still not out
It's not coming chief, I'm discarding it

>>538255950
what are even the skills to get that good at the game? At some point it's just gotta be grinding hoping the numbers give you the edge, right?

Enlightened humans like me should get all the resources all the time and never let anyone else win, ever.
In fact I should just absorb the losers into my own body, their bodies, consciousness and souls, trapped inside my own in eternal torment and use them as expendable energy.

>>538258509
I‘m using near infrared as a brain hack, by shining a cheap 850nm LED light on my forehead. This has, over the last 2 years, enabled me to play mahjong for weeks on end, for 12+ hours a day, with only minor cognitive decline.

>>538258593
You've said that already...

>>538258593
>only minor cognitive decline
I've got bad news for you.

>>538256926
Nooo

>>538256262
Weren't you sleepy?

I can't queue, I'm busy doomscrolling the the Sopranos wiki

>>538258665
i guess this is the minor cognitive decline he's talking about

>>538255950
You can easily ride a wave of good luck to a rank you can't keep.

1 in queue

I'm in the mood for some anim/u/. I've already watched Saki, Sakura Trick, YrYr, Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san, SonoHana, Kuttsukiboshi and dropped Yagate.
Should I start with Strawberry Panic?

>>538258286
even if chun was dead 2s would still be the correct discard there
try and count the tiles that would get you into tenpai, you'll see

>>538258097
did you click on a tile in the repo wwyd?
if you did then you would see that "cutting 1s and 2s have the same acceptance, but differ in ease of winning and fu in the case of a shanpon wait"

>>538259836
>Should I start with Strawberry Panic?
Yes. Absolute classic.

>>538257979
it was piss easy and obvious
are you an actual adept?

2 in queue

>>538259836
>dropped Yagate
only good anime on that list, good job

>>538260065
yes, and I said I'm not taking a shanpon wait

3(?) in queue

>>538260748
Don't mind me, I'm just chilling in the lobby to give you false hope

>>538260065
I didn't say it wasn't correct, I'm saying I know my instincts better, and that chun is either being cucked by someone holding the other pair, or I'm going to end up in a riichi waiting on it (and it's not going to come out at that point anymore).
So I discard the chun. If it backfires, that's on me, but more than often it doesn't.

>>538260883
I'm tabbed out waiting for the lobby music to stop, I can wait

>>538260946
based retard

>>538260132
yes

>>538258953
The chuuni to sprout pipeline is real.

>>538261127
Yuri can't be gay, there are no men involved.

>>538261021
You can still work with the sou block, it doesn't brick your hand.

>>538260507
cutting 2s is your best chance at a ryanmen wait

>>538260946
even if chun was dead, meaning you could see both of the others, so you know 100% you can't get it, you would still be better off discarding 2s
>I'm going to end up in a riichi waiting on it
you will never be forced into taking chun+1s shanpon, you can just cut the 1s instead and wait on 36s

2 people in queue

>>538261681
it's the same as 1s as you can see, the only difference is the fu in case you draw one more 1s

>>538261582
>chun discard is worse even than destroying your best ryanmen
>both in acceptance and value

There should be a rule that you're not allowed to argue against the book if you're M1 looper or below.

>>538261776
well what's the advantage in cutting 1s then
iipeikou if you draw 4s -> 2s? 1s is less likely to be called? some other schizo thing?

>>538261936
I don't feed 2s and ponning chun for tenpai with 1s drop is better than a 2s drop if someone riichis

>>538261708
3 players?! NO WAAAAAAAAY

>>538261909
Against which book? FB1?

jpml started.

>>538261997
>I don't feed 2s
if there's no specific bakyou telling you that you should consider 2s getting called, it's better not to choke

>ponning chun for tenpai with 1s drop is better than a 2s drop if someone riichis
if you call to take tenpai before somebody riichis, defensively the 1s pair might be a bit better than the 2s pair

and if you draw 69p, you can riichi waiting on chun + 1s or 2s shanpon instead of taking the 36s ryanmen, and in that case the 1s wait is better

>>538262091
the current repo wwyd is wwyd #1 of the g-uzaku wwyd 300 book

What the fuck???where ippatsu where ura????

>>538262692
Read the rules skippy
Any element of chance that isn't drawing the tiles is eliminated, no kan dora or ura dora either

>>538262692
Me whenever I call riichi in ranked.

>>538258552
This hag knows what's up.

>>538262659
fair

PAUSE

NEVERMIND ITS A HAG LET HER DIE

>comeback from 9000 point to win
sanma is fun

Autotable with frens https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=cunny

Join the mumblel

Room theme: https://youtu.be/lmxvmiJH0Mk?si=rjkyt7Lbrstx9yUk
Lucky yaku: Yakuhai (Specifically Chun)
Lucky doujin: https://nhentai.net/g/372064/

>go from 40k 1st to 8k 3rd in all last because toimen was in kokushi tenpai after 2 discards
sanma is fun

>o**u room
shan't play with schizos

If I win then its fun

>>538263996
I fugged ur mom and ur gay lole. Butthurt much?

>>538263905
>room empty

lole

F1: Italian GP (Race)

>>538264608
>>538264683
>>538264724
The problem is, Anon, that you probably aren't seeing all the rooms. If you are just viewing /mjg through the /mjg board, you don't see the green rooms, the rooms with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of /mjg lobbies, depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /mjg interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible /mjg is like this.

>>538262692
these are JPML (read: soulless) rules.

>>538264956
what the actual fuck are you talking about discordrigger

Bravo, subhumanoids. What a shittastic thread.

>>538263515
>>538263981
oh nyo nyo nyo
sanma gyakutens always get gyakuten'd back

gimi

>>538265125
KO HERE!

gimi

calling pieces alters the "draw order" of the game right? if I do chii I'm changing the order of pieces people "should" have been getting if nobody did chii or pon by one?

>>538265471
yes they do except kan

>>538265471
yes
if you chii, then shimocha gets the tile that you would have drawn if you never called
pon will change it too
>pieces
oh no no no

Majsoul Friends Room 48003(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48003

Basic sanma room

>>538265471
yes and if you do it right after riichi then it also denies ippatsu/first shot or whatever it's called in English

>>538263905
>4/4

>>538265796
it was a discord room all along

>>538265735
Started

>>538259836
watch Nanoha

>>538259836
Nanoha and Adachi to Shimamura are both good

I came so hard I passed out for a solid 10 minutes

>>538266278
only my first nut at 12 felt good, everything afterwards has been a disappointment

Queue for the JPML tourney

heeeeyyyyyyyy nyaggers

come find love in the JPML tourney

I wonder what JPML TO gonna do when there won't be enough people who finished their 3 games for semis

>>538265735
Wait a fucking second, is this a Hyouge Mono reference?

>>538266589
does it even have semis

>>538266667
no one knows

TO here.
I have nothing else to say

Dance, do a little dance, do ya, do ya, do you wanna dance?
Daedabeun hanappun, say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes
Dance, soneul jabeun chae, do it, do it, neowa naui date
Mabeobe geollige, say, yeah, yeah, yeah

BO here.
I need a shower.

Nice

>>538267162
Underage.

>>538267162
yin and yang, perfectly balanced!

>>538267283
Brown.

>>538267283
Kodomo ja nai

Piece Magician

>>538265735
Back to 2/3.

>>538267162
67 is better

Duplicate out Poem

Is this gonna be one of those things where as soon as I leave the queue again a match is gonna start up?

>>538265735
gg, sanma remains the most retarded mode in existence

>>538267970
No, that's the JPML tourney.

>>538267905
Yes
Fuck off already, no one likes playing with you

>4th place acceptance in JPML tourney
I skip tsumo to go for first and then this.

JPML rules are fun actually, no fear of dealing into ippatsu

Does anyone having trouble playing majsoul on steam? Mine is stuck in the "checking for data updates..." screen

>>538266528
heeeeyyyyy rabbits!

>>538268213
works on my machine

>>538268213
do you have a VPN on?

>>538268380
>>538268426
Yeah, nevermind. I had to wait 3 full minutes for the game to load lol

>>538268376
uhhhh so does majsoul have a red bull sponsorship

How was church today, anon?

>>538268139
Hiiiii amegumo

>>538268550
only jp server and long time ago

>>538268565
Church?

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>538254945
This is me but with all of Trigger shows.
I can at best tolerate Little Witch Academia, everything else they have made is annoying shit to me.

>>538268618
If it's only the JP server then why is the emote in every language?

heeeeyyyyy rabbis!

>>538268775
Trigger is shit, almost all of their shows are terrible.

>>538258509
I‘m using near infrared as a brain hack, by shining a cheap 850nm LED light on my forehead. This has, over the last 2 years, enabled me to play mahjong for weeks on end, for 12+ hours a day, with only minor cognitive decline.

>>538268785
actually thats a good question? internkun???

For me, it's SHAFT (old)

>>538268990
Mori no Tonto Tachi old or zoomer "old"?

>>538265735
ggs. At least I know not to queue today.

>>538269113
Merely zoomer old, sir.

>>538265735
GG, thanks for the games!

>>538265735
Jigoku machi... thanks for the game.

>>538269470
It was a shampon, never mind.

>>538255773
ONE MINUTE UNTIL START

>>538269736
buy an ad

>>538269736
dont buy an ad and thank you for your service

holy awkward

>>538255773
>only the reddit guy is actually talking
>he's annoying

silksong is harder than getting to master

>>538255773
This is too much, I'm out.

>>538270381
>he is listening
I only focus on the tenhoui's decisions

>>538269393
>>538269393
ninjas are all slut

>dama pinfu
>but he gets two riichi sticks right before tsumo so it's okay

Has there been a r/mahjong VS /mjg/ tournament yet?

>>538271912
no
all someone has to do is make a tourney and post the code on reddit and ask redditors to sing up as redditor representatives on a google form

>>538271756
Dama pinfu is not the horrible monster some people believe.

>>538271912
no. there is no community on reddit.

>>538272219
It's not a horrible monster, it's horrible retardation in most cases.

>>538272219
Maybe I'm too competitive but dama pinfu isn't enough if I'm not first

>>538272219
Dama pinfu nomi really is unless you're in the JPML tourney or in the lead all last, then dama pinfu nomi all day.

>>538271912
This but D*scord vs /mjg/

>>538271912
the mjg vs may had a couple outsiders.

>>538272416
Ok, go argue with the tenhoui whose decision to dama pinfu nomi we're discussing.
https://www.youtube.com/live/Dp4DpNPQCXw

Tell him about it in the comments.

>>538271912
wdym redditors join league every year

DA DA DA DAMA
PI PI PI PINFU
STEVE'S DAMA PINFU YEAH IT'S NASTY AS HELL
OOOOOOO MOMMY CHICA YEAH YOU'RE TENPAI AS WELL
SNEAKY AND DIRTY, NOW I'M RUNNING IT BACK
OOOOOOO FRIENDLY KOKO IT'S A NOMI ATTACK

Is there a VN, where cute girls teach me the complex shapes for waits, give me exercises to solve, and undress if I solve them correctly?

>>538272553
lmao i love kokushi retard

>become pro
>start spouting out bullshit to teach people wrong, as a joke
This is the equivalent of making it to 100, then telling people you ate a razorblade every day as your secret.

>>538268565
A little old lady smiled at me and I smiled back.

If there's a penchan, why isn't there pen-kun or pen-san?

>>538272856
its true tho
most wont eat a razor blade and they dont make it past 60s

>>538272665
>in most cases
I'm glad you can read.

>>538272762
Amagami mahjong side story had some lessons on complex shapes but good luck reading it if you are dekinai. The fanTL group gave up on the mahjong side story because of its extensive length.

>only the healthiest people live to 100
>therefore we need to study the living habits of centenarians
>if you don't live to 100 just like them it's a skill issue and you're coping
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7360761/100-year-old-woman-says-drink-and-cigarettes-keep-her-young.html

>>538272553
>>538272897
Are there any video games that use these tile faces? I imagine you'd have to pay like 90% of your income to Nintendo, so it's probably not popular.

>>538273126
I do not have the patience to quibble semantics with you, subhuman. No one said it was always good or always bad. If you want an argument, go talk to the tenhoui, he's happily taking questions in the comments as advertised.

>>538273343
are those not the most generic tiles in existence?

>>538273190
Fortunately dekiru, but I've been putting off Amagami since forever for being an ippange. Maybe it's time to finally read it just for mahjong.

>>538273190
>extensive length
That's low-key hilarious, I am intrigued now.

>>538273535
notice the turtle 1p, it's a modern nintendo(tm)(r) set

>>538273412
What the fuck are you even talking about now, retard? I said nobody thinks dama pinfu is some "monster", it's just usually utterly retarded. You see this shit in Jade all the time.

>>538273548
The mahjong side story is honestly great and that's where the tanyao meme originates from. I considered offering my help to the TL team but I have enough on my plate as it is.

>>538273272
>posted in March
>died in April
sugoi

>>538273883
>that's where the tanyao meme originates from
i'd say the tanyao meme is as old as the yaku itself, i won't believe the shouwa players never joked about it

>>538272762
You mean the RB1 VN?

>>538273721
>>538273535
anon has one set >>350610192

>>538274280
how did you know this?

>post ranked shakes still haven't wore off
How do you deal with it?

>>538273272
Read about the broken windows theory. In WW2 they kept seeing planes with broken windows so they thought they needed to reinforce their windows but it turns out broken windows were common because planes that would break in non-window places would crash more often. Or something.

>>538274354
i just saw it randomly while scouring the archive and remembered how to find that post

>>538273752
Again, mouthbreather, I have no patience for your bitching. Go dispense your s1 on a good day insight in the tenhoui's chat.

>>538274407
Mahjong seems to be the only game I don't get any emotional reaction out thereof when playing ranked, I used to get angery but after meditating enough times not even that anymore.

>>538274441
I'm pretty sure broken window theory is about ghettos

>>538274407
just play more until it's routine

I call it the empty monster can theory and it's my desk

>>538274732
same, but it's my floor

>>538274543
No one cares about your e-celeb

Broken Windows theory

Isn't broken window theory the one where you should break windows because it will force people to buy new windows and thereby stimulate the economy.

>>538274091
That's also possible but this was the earliest mention I could find.
>>538273571
It's really not that long maybe 15 hours at best. Perhaps still more than what the fanTL group wants to spend with it.

>>538274543
>muh tenhoui
take his dick out of your mouth before you talk

>>538274441
Anon, it has nothing to do with broken windows. Think about it, conceptually windows being broken doesn't and the plane surviving doesn't even make sense, it means that the cockpit has been shot to hell and back.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias
The broken window theory is when you fail to keep up with maintenance and because the area is so shit, people (blacks) act like shit too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_windows_theory

>>538275361
>people (blacks)
Anon?!

>>538274441
>In WW2 they kept seeing planes with broken windows so they thought they needed to reinforce their windows
It wasn't windows but parts of the returning planes which were damaged by bullets
Hungarian mathematician Abraham Wald pointed out that if planes could return by sustaining damage in those areas then perhaps they need to reinforce areas which were undamaged on those planes, for example the engine or cockpit

>>538275361
>>538275528
Don't gaslamp me.

should I learn how to play buu mahjong?

>>538275646
Ah, the title reminds of Lady Vengeance (Fade to Black & White Version).

>>538275291
Put your dad's dick back in yours so no one hears you talk.

>>538275528
Big fan of that plane that's just a giant gun with an aeroplane built around it and a nigh indestructible cockpit

>>538275528
>Hungarian
Xeniabros for the win!

>>538276582
If only Xenia spent more time focusing on her studies instead of snacks she might have joined this group https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Martians_(scientists)

>Hungarian
Gross. Fouranon when?

WWYD?

the paws

>>538277305
the meat and bones

>>538277305
Lovey dovey sex with the intention to procreate

>>538277305
The Japanese for WWYD is 'nanikiri' or 'what would you cut?'
I choose to take it literally in this case

>>538272530
Discord would win

If the Dora is 4 man/pin/sou and you get the red dora is it counted as 1 akadora and 1 dora or 1 akadora

>>538277565
it's nani kiru

boomer LinkedIn posts general …

>>538277664
soh dess gah...

>>538277664
ゴメンナサイニホンゴムズカシクテ。

Threadly reminder that hannah pelt gives you flow boost to reach celestial

Why were you guys bitching about the repo wwyd? It's easy

>>538277982
Bad at mahjong disease.

I'm starting to think you guys suck at mahjong.

>>538277982
Sorry I don't take shanpon waits on honors that will never come.

>>538278235
Shanpon on an honor has the same winrate as ryanmen though.

>>538277982
I chose the 2nd best choice so it's ok.

>>538278235
1+Z shanpon has a higher winrate than most ryanmen

SAY NO TO RACISM AGAINST HANNERS!

Have I mentioned that my stable rank is St3+?

>>538278496
sample size?

>>538278496
And your rank is?

>>538278558
>>538278603
Don't worry about it

>>538278558
5 games

Have I mentioned that I reached adept one after just one year of playing?

>>538277661
both aka and dora (2 dora)

After 3 weeks of playing I reached Saint 1.

>>538278558
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/124909217/12

>>538278558
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/120085181/12

>>538277305
8 kids at minimum

>>538278864
Botted as fuck stats holy shit

>>538279071
Are these stats even achievable by a human?

>>538279183
Small sample size and luck
It''ll even out eventually

>>538271648
dress for the job you want

>>538246593
why the fuck didn't you call the pei you mongoloid

>got official permission from the archive
Nice

>>538279183
She's /mjg/'s strongest ranked player for a reason.

>>538281003
uhhhh, are you hacking the repo?

>>538280952
Boats?

>>538280956
I got the pei pair exactly after that one was dropped.

When am I going to get assigned my stalker? I've been here for 3 years.

>>538281325
You don't want it to happen, trust me

>>538278558
>sheentiasmirk.png

>>538281114
of course

Where's all the friend matches?

Did I mention that I have access to the repo

>>538281092
Nah, just /mjg/'s preferences for emote shitposting (/v/ included for old times' sake).

>>538281325
Do you have a funny name? Did you do anything silly on the telly? Do you dama in friendlies? Are you associated with the IRC?
If you answered no to any three of those then I'm afraid you won't make it.

>>538281325
you just aren't worth the effort, make an alt with a verb/pun name or win a tournament or start commentating, you have to do something to improve yourself

>>538281648
You listed 4 things

TO returning for one last tourney … just when I thought I was out …

>>538281003
Can't wait to see total cat victory over kodomo

>>538281724
Exactly

>>538281736
Theyy puuul me back innnm

>>538281648
no, no, no, I am associated with /jong/

>>538281003
amaekoromo-0.png will win and if it doesn't win, then I will claim it's because of all the amaekoromo-0.png variants.my victory is already certain

>>538281648
You forgot the most important one: is your name a pronounceable English word? Squigglies and random letters are literally unschizoable.

>>538281812
You will never guess which one of sheep's emote is the most used!

>>538281724
ESL, please understand. he meant to say "if you answered no to two or more of those" or "if you did not answer yes to at least 3 of those".

evens jo
odds mahjong
0 mahJOng

dose-1.gif

>>538282107
the fr*nch...

>>538281003
> all that miko spam
Lel

Janki has inclined since I changed the ooi thumbnail, the jap was right

>>538282023
>I am associated with /jong/
you already have a stalker, stop being greedy