Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:29:23 AM
No.538225627
>>538237204
/hdg/ - Helldivers General
E-711 edition
Previous:
>>538192267
>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracyβ’. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberateβ’ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
>MAJOR NEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7So
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw
>LATEST PATCHES
Sep 02 1.004.000
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199
Sep 04 1.004.001
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:30:32 AM
No.538225743
Quickly! We need more Hive Lord meat for the new Bug Fest Buffet!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:30:36 AM
No.538225750
hive world is the most the game has felt like itself since launch, winning everything cleanly on D10 isn't a given
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:30:53 AM
No.538225781
>dif 10 lobby
>low levelled divers
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:31:17 AM
No.538225807
Sexo with stalker lady
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:31:25 AM
No.538225824
ignore the lobby at the end of last thread
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243145038371/76561198089573526
>>538225692
He craves BBC btw
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:32:10 AM
No.538225882
We should be able to set level requirements
I remember how smug /hdg/ was when the Dragonroach was first revealed.
>"Heh. Dies to one RR shot... too easy. Those dumb Swedes can't make the game hard enough for my pro elite gamer skills..."
And now everyone is whining about how "overtuned" it is.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:32:42 AM
No.538225940
I miss when we just fought dragon roaches on the surface, that was fun.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:33:51 AM
No.538226029
>erm, actually, I DON'T fight the hive lord, because I am a sigma male free spirit who is beyond its influence...
guys, it's a new thread, try and do better than this, it's a low bar, come on
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:33:58 AM
No.538226038
>>538226910
Haven't played since march, apparently they added caves?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:34:13 AM
No.538226064
>>538225935
dragon roaches die fast, but they're kinda a strat check. If you don't have a means to kill them instantly, you are burining through 4 stims just to avoid frying in two frames.
They are kinda bullshit
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:34:41 AM
No.538226113
>>538225935
does the dragon roach not die in one rr shot?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:34:45 AM
No.538226123
I want a sniper warbond with shield bubble grenades, Talon primary, active camo backpack, and armors that let me move faster while crouching or prone
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:34:55 AM
No.538226136
>>538225935
I'm actually kind of into them now. If you're not getting any cover from fodder it can be a pain but you just need to line up a shot while they're circling since they fly very straight
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:36:22 AM
No.538226256
>>538226538
>>538225935
I don't think anyone could've predicted an attack pattern of
>uselessly flies in a big circle
>does a single straight line of fire that never hits anything, ever
>then picks one diver to just absolutely fucking demolish with perfect tracking flames that look as if they're aimed at nothing
>repeat
I know this will trigger the nerftroon, but it's for sure getting reworked.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:36:48 AM
No.538226294
>>538226383
>>538225935
I was shit posting about bugniggers getting filtered at first then ended up getting filtered too. I refuse to dive on less than D10 so I've only been botdiving and squiddiving since getting raped particularly hard by the roachnigger on Pissmire.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:38:10 AM
No.538226383
>>538226426
>>538226294
You could play on D9 and it wouldn't really be different.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:38:21 AM
No.538226398
>>538225935
nah
I'm glad that we finally got an air unit that is actually quite lethal unlike gunships and stingrays which barely ever get ti kill anyone
and just like (early) gunships they only ever become a problem if nobody brought an autocannon, which also happens to be a very nice cave clearer, so I use it even more of late anyway
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:38:40 AM
No.538226426
>/hdg/ cries and shits itself over the game being too easy for months
>new difficult enemy gets added to the game
>they avoid it and call anyone who engages with the new enemy 'reddit'
I will take this as an admission that HD2 is better and should continue to play as a fun party game because no one, including the retards calling for harder challenges, wants to take the game seriously
Hive Lords of difficultyfags are my proof to this
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:39:36 AM
No.538226514
>>538225935
I have no problem with the damage they deal or how hard it is to kill them. my only issue is when they change directions instantly at full speed, ignore terrain to do their attack animation, and the fact that their breath attack visuals don't match the hurtbox. I don't think they're overtuned, I think they're just an unfinished mess atm
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:39:49 AM
No.538226538
>>538226256
all it really needs is for the followup attack to be clearer, less consistently "idk how the fuck that hit me"
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:40:07 AM
No.538226560
>>538226685
Finish the fight.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:41:36 AM
No.538226683
>>538226458
Anyone that played any other game thats actually hard will realize Helldivers 2 just isnt built to be this turbo sweat game. Which its why its so fucking cringe when people try to act like completing D10 is like some medal of honour or theyre some grizzled veteran.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:41:36 AM
No.538226685
>>538227949
>>538226560
>jumps off 5ft rock
>breaks both legs from fall damage
>overseers beat him to death
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:41:37 AM
No.538226686
>>538226832
>>538226458
Taking things seriously is a matter of ability, not choice. You lack that ability. Shrimple. Dimple.
>Playstation crossover
>Xbox crossover
Ready for the Nintendo crossover helldiver
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:42:29 AM
No.538226759
>>538228014
ggs from a lobby from yesterday
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:42:30 AM
No.538226760
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:43:14 AM
No.538226809
Having a decent time at 6. Feels pretty balanced
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:43:16 AM
No.538226810
>>538234749
>>538225860
no need to announce your amerimutt nature to the thread
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:43:28 AM
No.538226827
>>538227259
>>538226694
nintrannies can't handle anything that doesn't look like a cartoon, both mentally and hardware-wise
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:43:29 AM
No.538226832
>>538226686
wow, I bet this sounds really cool if you're retarded
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:44:20 AM
No.538226898
>>538226694
Without a shred of irony. Handheld divers would be amazing and Steam Deck is too much of a brick to qualify. It's time for Sony and Ninty to bury that old hatchet and shake hands for democracy.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:44:27 AM
No.538226910
>>538227068
>>538226038
That and they added some extras
>Close quarters in the caves with the occasional ceiling crack to call in stuff, need some heavy weapons to clear tunnel blockages
>Relatively dark but still managable with the glowing stuff
>Breakable bridges, also can't support the weight of mechs and probably FRVs as well
>Added a swede coded giant truck with an autocannon, still dies as easy
>Dust Devil warbond has bunch of solid weaponry(new meta AR, gas support weapon, guidable 500kg silo, cluster grenade
>Hive Lord from HD1 is back as a optional(not) bossfight, armor plates can be cracked open to reveal the flesh
>Dragonroaches = flying bile titans with acidic fire breath
Rep-80 would be beyond perfect for Hive Worlds.
>Confined areas
>High Damage output
>Can repair the Gater if needed
Please, Arrowhead. The stim gun is so lame.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:44:32 AM
No.538226918
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:44:44 AM
No.538226930
actual problems with hiveworlds
>hive lord attacks are janky as fuck and don't feel consistent to to deal with at all, he shouldn't be bellyflopping through walls at the barest of minimums
>stop dropping pods in inaccessible areas that straight up should not be happening
>stop dragonroaches from instantly destroying a mech if it barely grazes it during the drop this is just obnoxious and potentially mission-ruining
>make dragonroach fire breath a better communicated attack so you're not going 'wtf he wasnt even aiming at me' half of the time
>MAYBE let more damage types than explosive interact with tunneling rupture bugs
that's it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:45:34 AM
No.538226987
>>538226694
we have enough transgender furry manchildren as it is 3bh
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:46:14 AM
No.538227049
>>538226584
I would penetrate her armor if you catch my drift
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:46:28 AM
No.538227068
>>538227375
>>538226910
Thanks for the low down mate, sounds like some major and cool changes.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:47:14 AM
No.538227127
Waiter, I ordered the lobby half an hour ago!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:48:56 AM
No.538227259
>>538228950
>>538226827
like most other games made by sw*doids this game took subtle inspiration from more than one Nintendo IP but you wouldn't know
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:49:12 AM
No.538227282
>>538227404
>>538226917
Robutt! Sweet liberty, my TONGUE!! You need to apply first aid or my tongue is going to be permanently crippled! You have to apply your juicy anal mucus to my tongue with your asshole, it's the only way.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:49:15 AM
No.538227290
>>538227125
this nigga rags on me for my driving kek
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:49:38 AM
No.538227323
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:50:07 AM
No.538227360
>>538227537
Will we ever get a actual good booster?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:50:16 AM
No.538227375
>>538227068
If you get enticed to buy the Halo warbond, the armor and the shotgun are the only genuine good parts of it. Feet First passive is pretty nice to have and the shotgun gets a 6 shell capacity in exchange for more power, especially when skeet shooting shriekers and other light flies
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:50:44 AM
No.538227404
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:50:47 AM
No.538227410
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:51:20 AM
No.538227462
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:51:25 AM
No.538227470
>use fire resist armor
>dragonroach does less damage than a scavenger
>use any other armor
>get deleted in 3 frames
Ok
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:51:38 AM
No.538227495
why are caves overground?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:52:00 AM
No.538227537
>>538227360
Not until the meta four get reworked
maybe I'm a schizo but the ergonomics stat isn't consistent across weapons
for example, you can plummet the Coyote's ergo score into the low 30's but it will still swing around faster than a Diligence CS with an ergo score of 40
this lack of consistency is forcing me to reevaluate the true capabilities of every primary considering none of the numbers are accurate to their true performance
>>538226917
these keep getting uglier
4cuck really should make an anti AI slop rule
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:53:34 AM
No.538227672
>>538231728
>>538226917
disgusting, anon
anonn
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:54:05 AM
No.538227710
>>538227551
That's because they have their own assigned weight
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:54:33 AM
No.538227751
I wish they made it so that the extraction ship can be blown up if targeted
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:54:46 AM
No.538227762
>>538227551
I started ignoring ergonomics long ago. I just let muscle memory and pre-aiming compensate for it. Practice goes a long way and it's good to perform with low ergo shit without being glued to Florida man armor.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:55:21 AM
No.538227821
>>538233061
>>538225935
My biggest complaint is that it flinches too easily STOP FUCKING SHOOTING IT WITH YOUR EMANCIPATOR! THAT'S GONNA TAKE FOREVER! I AM LITERALLY NEXT TO YOU CHARGING MY EPOCH I CAN KILL IT FAST JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OUT OF MY LINE OF FIRE OR OBSCURE EVERYTHING IN SMOKE AND MAKE ME MISS!
the real coyote powercreep is that it looks too cool helldiver guns are supposed to be kinda goofy
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:56:22 AM
No.538227903
>>538228068
>>538227551
It's a hidden stat thing that the game just sorta doesn't actually inform you about. The customization shit is pretty bullshit, some attachments do still have a substantial effect on things like recoil/spread but ergo is one of those things that are so tightly wound up in weird ways that it's not much wonder a lot of people shrug off the mechanic altogether when people talk about the ODST warbond's weapons being tight ergo.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:56:38 AM
No.538227928
>>538228394
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:56:55 AM
No.538227949
>>538226685
Shin reinforcements ship module doko? Let us pre-emptively strengthen our divers shins so they can fall an extra 50% distance before taking fall damage and twisting their ankle.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:57:38 AM
No.538228014
>>538228516
>>538226759
>on other people's screens it looks like you're firing that gun horizontally from the barrel
>this and many other visual consistencies to never be fixed
man fuck arrowhead
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:58:14 AM
No.538228064
coyote powercreep is kind of a nothingburger honestly. It's the best overall AR pretty obviously but from all the LITERALLY EVERY AR SUCKS BUT THE COYOTE I was expecting something revolutionary and it really isn't
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:58:22 AM
No.538228065
I want Pacifier to be 75dpr too. Let the cunny gun into the meta. "Low damage cuz speshul effect" and "can't be powercreeping muh libpen" excuses are null and void now.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:58:25 AM
No.538228068
>>538228180
>>538227903
I mean, it is pretty obvious that the Halo guns instantly swing to where you are aiming
I get what you're saying about the ergo stat number being meaningless but the Halo guns being the fastest responding weapons isn't something to ignore
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:59:32 AM
No.538228180
>>538228376
>>538228068
I'm not saying it is something to ignore but that there were folks in these threads just ignoring that to declare they were shit guns and ergonomics didn't matter. Just a bunch of kneejerk stuff.
how do you make light pen work on hive world
>*teleports in front of you*
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:00:40 AM
No.538228273
>>538228201
>bring light pen
>bring talon
>use talon
>???
>profit
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:01:11 AM
No.538228325
>>538227883
It is pretty goofy, it's fat as fuck and the joined grip/stock looks stupid and unpractical
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:01:46 AM
No.538228376
>>538228180
ergonomics matter far less than you think, otherwise Eruptor wouldn't be the top1 primary of all time
people want power above all else, convenience is an afterthought
bring your Judys, bring your CSs, bring your JARs, bigger caliber = more bettar
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:01:59 AM
No.538228394
>>538228816
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:03:23 AM
No.538228516
>>538228014
Yeah, but it was a nice enough synchronicity moment.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:03:31 AM
No.538228528
>>538228201
M90, it one shot digger warrior on the leg. Primary isn't a less concern when you bring GL and Supply pack honestly.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:04:19 AM
No.538228597
>>538227883
Most of the guns aren't really goofy at all.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:04:54 AM
No.538228653
>>538228201
bring GL does 90% of the work
talon helps
rupture warriors don't need medium pen if you don't shoot their big stupid head
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:05:14 AM
No.538228680
>>538228251
*ignores your melee shove*
*cripples your leg*
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:05:45 AM
No.538228735
>>538229262
>Sister and brother-in-law are playing D5 cave bugs
>Decide to help them out for a game or two
>No Rupture Strain diggers
>"Hey this is pretty chill"
>Step outside
>Dragons spawning up the ass with no end in sight
Holy shit. Makes me wonder how fucking bad the new xbot players are getting assfucked if these things are spawning that much on D5 of all difficulties
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:06:06 AM
No.538228764
>>538228251
>*walks slowly away* (I am not the host LOL)
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:06:24 AM
No.538228797
I played as a non-host and the difference between getting hit by burrow warriors is insane. Ive had them miss me at point blank
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:06:38 AM
No.538228816
>>538228394
L4's hellbomb blew up when he was inches away from the extract trigger.
Not much to get, I just thought it was funny.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:07:07 AM
No.538228860
>>538226458
The enemy is designed as such that you shouldn't really even bother trying to kill it unless everyone else is on point and getting people to team up with a specific plan in mind in helldivers is literally fucking impossible, they're all going to run away, do their own shit and get mad when it doesn't work because they obviously don't have the loadout to deal with everything (this is the game's fault)
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:07:54 AM
No.538228920
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:08:12 AM
No.538228950
>>538227259
No, its inspiration came from Starship Troopers. Nobody denies this.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:08:41 AM
No.538229000
>>538226458
The difference between being a Reddit Lord and a Hive Lord is telling people in advance youre going to try fighting it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:09:01 AM
No.538229029
I really need the mods to approve v4 already
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:11:18 AM
No.538229235
>>538229072
this but she's holding my cock
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:11:29 AM
No.538229254
>>538229072
Now give her and up-tucked erection bulge
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:11:30 AM
No.538229256
XBOX FAGS GO HOME OR I KILL YOU
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:11:36 AM
No.538229262
>>538228735
Remember anons, dragon spawns were going to be rare!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:11:38 AM
No.538229269
>>538229840
Solo silo needs to become stealthy and get a demo force boost. Otherwise it's a C- or even F for d10. High slot cost and CD for what it can do, you only get to place one at a time, it's decidedly less productive than a pair of well aimed EATs yet four times as costly. An F tier stratagem can still work and be fun. But it also sucks. This thing should be better.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:12:23 AM
No.538229337
Peace?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:13:16 AM
No.538229404
>>538231410
Hive World have been kicking my ass, even on lower difficulties. Couldn't be happier about that, but I'm wondering what would happen if we got Pred and Spore strain along with Rupture strain on a Hive World.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:14:08 AM
No.538229482
>>538229551
anons, you wouldn't make me play with pubs... right?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:14:57 AM
No.538229551
>>538229686
>>538229482
for reasons that are obvious nobody wants to host
swedes need to fix their fucking game
>>538229551
Unironically, it's embarrassing to host a game in this general and die <8 times because bugs just rape you unless you play the approved gems
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:18:06 AM
No.538229820
>>538229686
I am the metaslave in chief and will not stand for this shit until there's a solid hotfix on it. Might host a bot lobby later.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:18:14 AM
No.538229834
>>538228251
>*slowly burrows towards you and wastes your time*
the chargers are even worse, they circle you for at least 5 seconds before popping out
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:18:17 AM
No.538229840
>>538230136
>>538229269
All it needs is a cooldown reduction. If the cooldown matched the 500kg it would be about 60 seconds. I'd be happy with 90 seconds though. Just by the nature of how it is deployed it is more costly than the 500kg or OPS so having a similar or better cooldown would bring it to parity.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:21:02 AM
No.538230101
>>538230475
Cave meganests having a BT hole is pretty retarded since it's an ultimatum/portable hellbomb tax (that you even only get for free on spore lung missions) since there's no other demo40 shit that goes into caves for it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:21:08 AM
No.538230108
>>538229686
the alligator wants to eat the bigger number
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:21:29 AM
No.538230136
>>538229840
in its current form a very lean cooldown would indeed make it viable, just like the orbital railcannon strike. can't make swede balancing make sense though. they won't do it. just like how they won't remove the deployment limit from some other gems. it's infuriating how many things there are that nearly every player wants changed but they stay the same regardless.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243148575626/76561198061643540
d10 skullcaving
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:23:38 AM
No.538230320
>>538227551
I assume that the stat changes are relative to the gun's baseline only.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:23:52 AM
No.538230342
>>538230825
>>538227125
I still dont know how that killed me
>when you die whatever is your first equipped stratagem is triggered on your corpse, doesn't matter if it's on cooldown it still goes off
Armor passive or booster? Or is the idea cancerous
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:25:19 AM
No.538230475
>>538234328
>>538230101
Spear does
>b-but muh baccpacc
stop being a bitch made crutcher about it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:26:01 AM
No.538230539
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:26:04 AM
No.538230542
>>538230373
Sorry best I can give you is when you die a nerfed OPS hit where the majority of your body parts land once they stop flying.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:29:48 AM
No.538230825
>>538230342
The physics engine is fucked right now. I have literally just bounced my left wheel suspension off a rock in an FRV and it exploded killing everyone inside.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:31:02 AM
No.538230913
>>538228201
bushwhacker with ballistic shield, bait out the warriors, strafe em and shoot em with one shot, switch to all barrels to instakill alphas
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:31:10 AM
No.538230923
SWEDEEEENNNN
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:31:42 AM
No.538230954
>>538230373
>sub 60 second cooldown railcannon shot
>not tied to the GM's dumbass special event thing
Swigger devs just felt their heart rates spike up.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:34:21 AM
No.538231156
>>538231384
nerf burrow warriors to light pen
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:35:30 AM
No.538231234
>>538222228
lost connection at the end of operation, ggs though
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:36:44 AM
No.538231324
>>538233669
>have a big event welcoming an entire new demographic into the game
>a week later we're sitting at an unwinnable MO with absolutely no progress being made after major losses on every front
>no progress can or will be made on any front
If you ever needed more proof swiggers hate you for enjoying their "satirical" game, this is it.
/hdg/, Should I drink an arizona, sunny d, or water? Also I think they should add a feature to recover health by eating those truffle fungus lookin things in bug nests
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:37:36 AM
No.538231384
>>538231156
Just shoot the legs from the front and torso other times, they have very low hp
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:38:05 AM
No.538231410
>>538229404
Everyone would go back to bots
>>538231356
retard, how are you going to drink an entire state?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:38:26 AM
No.538231432
>>538232210
>>538231356
monster energy zero ultra sunrise
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:38:42 AM
No.538231443
>>538228201
It's okay if it's your sidearm.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:38:50 AM
No.538231458
>less than half of the playerbase on Oshaune
Bug update is dying fast.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:39:07 AM
No.538231473
>>538231418
>he can't do it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:40:44 AM
No.538231584
>>538228201
Why does light pen even exist besides shitting on baby units which other guns can do too
>dude just bring a weapon that's 100% ineffective on many enemy types
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:40:49 AM
No.538231590
>>538230496
3 years from now at the rate they're going
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:42:09 AM
No.538231693
>>538227638
AI should have its own containment board
>>538227638
>>538227672
Im sorry, is this better?
>ty toy
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:42:58 AM
No.538231750
>>538231808
Why does every game I join today act like my game is going to crash several times in the mission?
Looking like they may have been a bit too ambitious setting the number of samples needed during the week Silksong released.
Either that, or they expected all those random ass pockets of a couple thousand would concentrate on the relevant world.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:43:22 AM
No.538231781
>>538231728
no, it will never be better
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:43:38 AM
No.538231808
>>538231750
Small indie dev please understand
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:43:43 AM
No.538231817
>>538231728
Close, but she needs an erection bulge at her crotch.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:44:08 AM
No.538231852
>>538231953
>>538231589
careful buddy, this post is going to piss off a lot of contrarian brownoids we have in here
Enjoy it while it lasts, hdg
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:44:28 AM
No.538231885
I don't care what anyone says, having a teammate cover you with the Directional Shield while you take down enemies is kino.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:44:30 AM
No.538231886
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:44:38 AM
No.538231898
>>538232181
>>538231589
Light pen usually has better durable damage, better ammo economy, and faster firerates.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:44:43 AM
No.538231905
>>538232902
Started using the ultimatum, is it possible to one shot a bile titan with it? It took me 3 direct shots to kill one when I tried
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:44:51 AM
No.538231920
I hate diggers
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:45:10 AM
No.538231953
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:45:22 AM
No.538231971
>>538231772
I don't think Silksong is much of an impact with +300k active divers. It's just that a great deal of squads on Oshaune don't make it to extract.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:46:18 AM
No.538232040
>Freedom's Flame could have been cool
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:46:19 AM
No.538232041
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:47:15 AM
No.538232138
>>538232216
>>538231872
Thank god, jeets should make their own internet like the chinks and ever interact with the outside world.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:47:54 AM
No.538232181
>>538232558
>>538231898
Durable damage is a meme made up by grifters on youtube trying to milk every cent they can out of this game
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:48:01 AM
No.538232189
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:48:08 AM
No.538232197
>go outside cave
>call hellpack in
>throw beacon on sand
>blue line goes into sky, on sand, outside cave
>line disappear
>where_hellbomb.jpegx
>hellbomb is outside cave, on sand, on opposite end of map, several nautical miles away
mfw i have no face
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:48:12 AM
No.538232210
>>538231432
sorry fren but i dislike energy drinks, they're not bery good for me and they make me woozy
>>538231418
same way I had relations with your mother, ruthlessly and swiftly
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:48:21 AM
No.538232216
>>538232839
>>538232138
its trivial for the chinks to break out of containment and they do so all the time sadly
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:48:29 AM
No.538232223
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:48:38 AM
No.538232228
>>538232384
>>538231772
>Looking like they may have been a bit too ambitious setting the number of samples needed during the week Silksong released.
There is 150k on Oshaune right now, and its beenat 300k a couple of times. Silksong has nothing to do with it. The MO is failing because they launched the update adding the hardest content in the game when an influx of literal moron Xboxers are new to the game.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:49:07 AM
No.538232271
>>538231872
Massive prayers rn
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:49:26 AM
No.538232294
>>538230373
>calling an orbital napalm barrage on your team with every death
>infinite cycle of hellbomb jihads
>either wasting orbital lasers or exosuits, or getting extras for free
>calling a minefield or tesla on your corpse and making it harder to get your stuff back
It would be really cool, and really strong. It would also make playing with randoms impossible.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:50:51 AM
No.538232384
>>538232228
It's another MO designed to fail. I'm going back to squids and bots for now.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:51:05 AM
No.538232407
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:51:21 AM
No.538232418
>>538231772
They want 200million rare samples. Assuming there's about 400thousand people playing over the course of day, that makes 100thousand mission groups. Those groups would need to find 2000 samples each. Since its a 5 day MO, 400 samples a day. It was too set too high.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:51:26 AM
No.538232429
the pubdiver experience
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:52:22 AM
No.538232496
>>538231772
People are more interested in fighting hive lords and dragonroaches than farming samples. If you really want to help with the samples you'd spam 4's.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:52:30 AM
No.538232508
stay chudmaxxing
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:52:36 AM
No.538232516
>>538233870
>>538231589
Because those weapons made sense at an earlier stage of this game's development, before they started putting medium pen armor on heads, and releasing progressively more wieldy medium pen guns.
Blame whoever designed squids and all content after that.
>broooo chaff units should have medium pen armor on vital points...
>broooo, heavies should just be AP5 on every inch of their body, and the weakpoints should be fake weakpoints that don't actually do anything...
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:53:07 AM
No.538232558
>>538233174
>>538232181
Its a factual damage stat for weapons and changes applied damage from the durable % of the body part hit.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:53:29 AM
No.538232596
Lobby doko...
>>538226917
>Ballistic gel
You can't fool me flattie.
>>538231728
Much better.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:54:08 AM
No.538232648
>>538225860
BIG BUG COCK!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:55:11 AM
No.538232728
>>538226694
>console has built in mouse
>all of the tendies become botdivers
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:55:41 AM
No.538232767
i just did a d10 hive world with my 3 teammates being sub level 30
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:56:38 AM
No.538232839
>>538232216
If anything, the issue with chinks is getting into their internet because all of the actual leak/mods/pirated paywalled content/etc. there is on the chink forums and how retarded their sites can be (paywall premium account/engagement points/mandatory account registration with mandatory chink phone number, etc).
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:57:28 AM
No.538232902
>>538231905
yes, you have to headshot it however
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:57:55 AM
No.538232940
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:59:09 AM
No.538233049
>>538231728
This should have been the color palate for the medic armors. The green they used genuinely sucks so fucking much.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:59:14 AM
No.538233061
>>538227821
Good lord, calm down.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:59:27 AM
No.538233079
>>538233319
>>538232625
Did you make that? It looks really nice
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:59:46 AM
No.538233097
>>538233491
It's time to move your ego on the side and admit the burrower bugs are bullshit swedejank, they singlehandedly ruin all the hypes people have for this update, it's just not fun to fight them, hell they should either be reworked or remove from the game entirely, if they only added the Dragon roaches and Hivelord in this update, nobody would complain.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:59:52 AM
No.538233108
>>538226694
>you're a kid now, you're a squid now
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:00:42 AM
No.538233170
lead your shots
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:00:45 AM
No.538233174
>>538232558
Yeah sure thing bro, buy an ad.
Hey, anyone got any idea why Phact Bay over in the Jin Xi sector randomly has like 6000 people on it?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:01:50 AM
No.538233269
>>538233589
>>538226694
Yep, here's the armor set
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:02:01 AM
No.538233279
>>538233232
It's the most aesthetic planet
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:02:18 AM
No.538233306
>>538233232
They are getting filtered by the Rupture Strain.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:02:27 AM
No.538233319
>>538233079
>Did you make that?
No, I just really like how it looks. I didn't make this one either, I just really like how it looks.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:02:59 AM
No.538233359
Hive lord feel like a ticket tax
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:03:03 AM
No.538233363
>>538233232
Super credit farmers.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:03:45 AM
No.538233419
>>538233563
>strategems in caves do everything they can to land in completely useless spots instead of where the beam is
>mech calldowns in a cave have a 90% chance to get dropped on top of the one inaccessible rock in the entire area
we like this
say it with me
we
like
THIS
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:03:49 AM
No.538233426
>>538233232
It's an okay place to farm super credits
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:04:14 AM
No.538233458
>>538239001
>bring shield bag to d10 hive world
>die zero times
It's just so simple
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:04:34 AM
No.538233491
>>538233097
Dumb catposter
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:04:38 AM
No.538233495
>>538233317
He loves the smell of the gunpowder
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:05:18 AM
No.538233546
>>538233651
>>538226694
>implying that chinese children's plastic toy will be able to launch a piece of swigger code
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:05:32 AM
No.538233563
>>538233419
Last match I played the drill landed up top.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:05:52 AM
No.538233589
>>538233269
I can't fucking believe Nintendo greenlit a Federation Marines game but it was some portable chibi cartoon slop.
>play silksong
>hard af and little room for error, but doable if you pay attention to the enemy movement and attacks
>play hd2
>unavoidable attacks and random one-shots is what "difficulty" is
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:06:38 AM
No.538233651
>>538233546
>removes all of your enemy spawns
it does now
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:06:45 AM
No.538233669
>>538231324
>Teaching all the new players bugchasers suck at the game
This is good.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:07:11 AM
No.538233697
I just played an oil rig mission with pubs and the three of them immediately landed on the gater and failed the mission
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:07:56 AM
No.538233761
>>538233601
my favorite is when I just dumped 12 AR-2 rounds directly into an elevated overseer's chest and he somehow one shots me with every single fucking shot from his rifle despite the fact his model is literally folding in half and his rifle is pointing straight at the ground
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:08:07 AM
No.538233779
>>538232625
good pic but polystyrene makes no sense that's just packing foam that would be a terrible material for tits
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:08:14 AM
No.538233792
>>538227638
This homodiver just hates boobs
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:09:04 AM
No.538233858
>>538231872
>someone actually took advantage of their disgusting bottleneck of having one or maybe two fiber lines supporting the entire region
fucking based
keep them in the dark
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:09:13 AM
No.538233870
>>538234142
>>538232516
the entire development team for helldivers was ship of thesus'd, nobody left understands the original design intent or how systems should interact with one another. it won't be long until it degrades into power creep/enemy creep p2w sludge
>βThe team being tired from a long development has been challenging. The systematic approach to game design means that it takes longer for us to onboard new engineers β with over 200 systems that all need to interact and has a lot of details per system β and mistakes happen as some who wrote the original systems are no longer with the studio, meaning nuances can bite us in the behind.β
https://www.videogamer.com/news/helldivers-2-cco-admits-team-is-burnt-out-after-long-development-cycle
Did these fucking swedish niggers break the grenadier battlement?
>before
The grenade launcher faces the direction I was facing when I threw it
>now
The grenade launcher faces the opposite direction of where I am looking (example I throw it north while facing north, the grenade launcher comes out facing south)
BUT WE ARENT FUCKING DONE YET BECAUSE THEN WHEN I PLAN IT OUT TO FACE THE OTHER DIRECTION THEN ALL OF SUDDEN THE FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER IS FACING THE DIRECTION I WAS WHEN I THREW IT??
How the fuck did they manage to ruin this?
>inb4 caves
It is a cave map, but I am not even near the goddamn caves. This is all out in the open
>>538233851
an algorithm cannot understand beauty, it shares that trait with retard spergs such as you
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:11:19 AM
No.538234037
>>538234130
>quick join d10 caves
>level 35 and 38
do I deploy or just leave?
>be me
>drop into D10 pubbies oil rig
>dragons and hivelords
>kill hivelord solo
>clear main mission by myself because everyone else is refusing to pilot the oil rig after the 1st drill
>main mission over after 2 minutes of me killing the hivelord
>find portable radar
>destroy stalkers nests
>clear mega nest solo while other 3 are at extraction
>clear 150 bugs underground solo
>whole team gets wiped by dragons or something over and over, idk, I'm not there holding their hands
>one of them starts saying "they're just leviathans 2.0, they never learn from their mistakes"
>want to type that I like them and I think they are cool, but no point in arguing with a random
>forced to solo extract from start to finish because all team is dead and as soon as they get revived they die again
>4 minutes of comfy bugs extermination
>end mission
>least deaths
>double the kills of the other 3 combined
>I cleared all the objectives and side objectives
>mission over with 25 minutes to spare
So... what the fuck do randoms even do? Do they just kill themselves and then doompost? Because it reminded me of the average poster from here, lol.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:11:43 AM
No.538234070
>>538234430
>>538233893
even in the open on cave maps stratagems sometimes do whatever the fuck they want
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:12:18 AM
No.538234112
>>538234559
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:12:33 AM
No.538234130
>>538235202
>>538234037
deploy
you lose nothing from failing a mission and you might be in for a very memorable clutch victory
>>538233870
>p2w
We're almost already there since the only two weapons you can use to blow up BT holes in caves are from paid warbonds.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:12:48 AM
No.538234150
>>538231872
>/gif/ shitted threads almost completely dead despite always being spammed to death within hours
interesting
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:12:49 AM
No.538234152
>>538234064
i prefer hag bot
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:12:50 AM
No.538234153
>>538234251
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:13:38 AM
No.538234219
>>538234525
>>538234142
Chargers, impalers and BT stomping on top of the hole closes it.
So technically you are wrong and stupid.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:13:56 AM
No.538234251
>>538234153
bots cant get pregnant so the C01 isnt even needed
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:14:09 AM
No.538234274
>>538230303
>Update
3/4 get in here we got 2 missions left in my op
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:14:24 AM
No.538234290
>>538233317
im not a bugfucker, but..
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:15:02 AM
No.538234328
>>538234532
>>538234142
>>538230475
Yes, throw away your backpack, support weapon, and a strat slot just to bring a SPEAR for the meganest BT hole in cave.
>>538233317
>autocuck
>when most primaries outdps it on the flesh
>autocuck user autocucking himself
Pottery
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:15:49 AM
No.538234379
>>538234504
>>538234060
top3 least favorite things to do for the average diver
>optimize loadout
>conserve ammo
>aim your gun
this community is packed with retards
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:16:31 AM
No.538234430
>>538234070
actually insane. How do swedes fuck up this badly every time
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:16:50 AM
No.538234468
>>538233317
congratulations on finding a wife
>>538234368
flak mode would be good for it once a plate is broken, no?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:17:06 AM
No.538234492
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:17:13 AM
No.538234503
>>538235148
>>538234009
The algorithm knows what beauty is because it the people know what beauty is.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:17:16 AM
No.538234504
>>538234379
>conserve ammo
>When your average metafag diver is an eruptorbaby because they keep whining about ammo otherwise.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:17:29 AM
No.538234525
>>538234219
That's why I said "almost" you esl illeterate.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:17:36 AM
No.538234532
>>538234761
>>538234328
>NOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO BE A BITCHING CRUTCHER ABOUT IT
ok
get carried like a sissy then
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:17:55 AM
No.538234559
>>538234112
W-why do I like this...
Helldivers 2 just blue screened my computer so I repaired my system files and now it's acting like it's the first time I'm playing.
All my data is here but my settings are all changed.
Anyways, how is the game performing for you?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:19:21 AM
No.538234668
>>538233893
i've noticed this happening to hmg emplacements as well, but i didn't even consider how badly it would affect the GL battlement. Alexus just can't help himself.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:19:37 AM
No.538234693
>>538234368
seethe a little more bacc pacc cucc, AC is more goated than ever
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:19:41 AM
No.538234698
>>538234625
This automaton hacking thing is getting out of hand
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:20:23 AM
No.538234761
>>538234532
I do have the Ultimatum though, but I'm still annoyed that the game doesn't have alternatives to it for this one specific thing that smells more like a dev oversight of "oops, we forgot meganests have BT holes" in an area where most things that can close it isn't an option.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:20:28 AM
No.538234774
>>538234897
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:21:10 AM
No.538234831
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:21:40 AM
No.538234883
>>538234625
I crashed once when, after a mission, random people started joining my lobby, and when a message appeared in the chat saying that a fifth player was joining, my shit shut down.
The only problem I have is consistently low FPS; I don't really experience any freezes or crashes.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:21:53 AM
No.538234897
>>538234997
>>538234774
The HMG seat on the car is such a noobtrap with how much easier it is for you to die just for being on it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:23:20 AM
No.538234997
>>538234897
It cool though
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:23:51 AM
No.538235038
>>538233317
>Your gun is so cool! It makes cool noises and it smells really really good!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:25:28 AM
No.538235148
>>538233851
>>538234009
>>538234503
real problem is the boobs are not big enough
>animetroons can't go one day without inserting their shitty chink cartoon into anything
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:28:31 AM
No.538235386
>>538235202
what the fuck
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:28:43 AM
No.538235404
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:28:47 AM
No.538235408
>>538235169
>anon can't go a single day without complaining about anime while using an anime site
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:30:24 AM
No.538235521
>>538237170
>>538235169
Alright that's enough of you
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:30:50 AM
No.538235559
>>538235202
disgraceful conduct...
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:31:58 AM
No.538235637
>>538237483
>>538235526
Stalkers erotic
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:32:26 AM
No.538235665
>>538233232
They dont know Farsight is better for farming SC
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:32:49 AM
No.538235696
>>538239993
>>538235526
My dream is to be digested by a terminid
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:34:22 AM
No.538235814
FUCK OFF FOG ON FEMIRE
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:34:50 AM
No.538235843
>>538235526
SAAR LISTEN TO ME I AM THE BRAHMIN ARBITRATOR DO NOT REDEEM THE ANIME I DO NOT APPROVE DO NOT REDEEM THE ANIME MADARCHOD BASTARD PAKISTANI BASTARD
Sex with bugs or sex with bots?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:36:08 AM
No.538235934
>>538235871
Sex with mind controlled squid girls
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:36:52 AM
No.538235990
>>538236092
>>538235871
Sex with my wife, Inspector-chan. After a long day of executing demented deviants by firing squad.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:36:53 AM
No.538235992
>>538235871
Automatons wives make all of your primaries med pen
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:37:10 AM
No.538236014
I cannot get over how stupid it was to release the caves update right after a new platform launch. Theses devs are seriously fucking retarded. Enjoy watching the numbers dwindle to nothing.
>Pacifier
Trades damage for status effect.
>Coyote
Doesn't.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:38:24 AM
No.538236092
>>538235990
>choose wisly
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:39:11 AM
No.538236154
>>538236039
Understood, buff Pacifier to 75.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:39:24 AM
No.538236172
>>538236039
one released while svinoserb was in charge
another did not
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:39:29 AM
No.538236176
>>538236571
>>538235526
Memes aside, its surprising how theres no bug that does this.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:39:38 AM
No.538236183
>>538236039
Solution: Buff every assault rifle.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:40:01 AM
No.538236210
>>538236039
Don't you know STUN is a superior status effect to fire?!!!
Stopping the enemy from moving allows you to farm clips that the Coyote couldn't!
>drop on planet with megacity taken by Automatons
>it is nearly devoid of human life
>looks like Hiroshima
>but the bots are the good guys and super earth is le bad
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:41:00 AM
No.538236287
>>538236039
Its called "Pacifier" because its a baby weapon
>Fembugs
>Fembots
>Femsquids
>Femhumies
All made for Helldiver men.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:42:18 AM
No.538236378
>>538236039
we have the pacifier to thank for the coyote's existence, I think
I even filled out their gay little survey when the bond came out, and explicitly said
>the pacifier feels like shit because the libpen already felt like shit
and I could totally see the majority of responses being something similar
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:42:38 AM
No.538236409
>>538236609
>>538236303
I wouldn't even rape the first three.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:42:48 AM
No.538236423
>>538236493
>>538236265
>when you are mentally demented and can't understand that in a conflict both sides can be bad on the same level
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:42:56 AM
No.538236435
>>538236039
>xbow, erection and pooperfyer still better
Anyone calling for a nerf is a tranny.
>>538236303
>All made for Helldiver men.
Helldivers don't have genders. Only Brawnydivers and Leandivers
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:44:02 AM
No.538236493
>>538236665
>>538236423
yes I'm sure you think literal fucking killbots are morally equitable to human beings fighting to survive
Heavy machinegun bros, I'm about to start getting some experience using the HMG vs the bugs. Rather than re-inventing the wheel, I'd like to get some advice. What is the most consistent way for you to kill BTs with the HMG? Should I just try to burst down the head, or should I get in closer and just mag dump the fuck out of its abdomen/thorax? Let's assume that I have an xbow/eruptor that can pop the bile sacs in advance.
>>538236176
Would break the flow too much since it'll be an instakill
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:45:00 AM
No.538236578
>Sardakar Warbound
>Doesn't buff melee
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:45:29 AM
No.538236609
>>538236409
>Rape
Disgusting.
>>538236516
Killing BTs from the thorax is just a meme. You are never going to do it with other bugs around, hunters, chargers, bile spewers, etc. Shoot the head.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:46:08 AM
No.538236659
>>538236805
>>538236571
you haven't seen the new bugs? many of them instakill
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:46:08 AM
No.538236662
>>538236805
>>538236571
>Would break the flow too much since it'll be an instakill
Sounds normal to me
>>538236493
Bots are fighting to survive as well, and Super Earth is the aggressor.
Civilians are going to be casualties for both sides because it's a war.
But your peanut brain will likely never be able to figure this one out and only see one side of the coin because you are a moron, kek.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:46:27 AM
No.538236694
>>538236461
Lean cannot be males
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:47:00 AM
No.538236731
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:47:18 AM
No.538236751
>>538236571
yeah, instakills in this game would be crazy lol.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:47:40 AM
No.538236781
>>538236665
>Bots are fighting to survive as well
They're robots they're not even alive.
>and Super Earth is the aggressor.
Bullshit, bots invaded the Federation.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:47:58 AM
No.538236805
>>538236662
>>538236659
Also, lose all your blues
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:48:14 AM
No.538236827
>>538237198
>>538236648
Disabling the BT barf attack reduces its effective range decently though.
Still, it's 750 with 100% durable even if AV0.
Spear gun been "solved" yet
Is it good against any heavies?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:49:36 AM
No.538236912
>>538237392
>>538236461
It's so obvious that you're desperate for my cock lol if we met I'd have you bent over in under an hour lmao and folded up like laundry
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:49:59 AM
No.538236941
>>538237585
>>538236516
pop sacs, 1 thermite to thorax
or just bring EATs
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:50:40 AM
No.538236998
>>538236904
Help CC heavies to line up an AT shot pretty good.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:50:56 AM
No.538237012
>>538236904
it oneshots hulk eye
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:51:04 AM
No.538237019
>>538238140
>>538236904
It oneshots hulks and fucks harvesters and fleshmobs up.
Can also kill every single heavy in the game with enough shots.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:51:53 AM
No.538237069
>>538237585
>>538236516
You're gonna find out quickly the real option is "use something else against them, only fall back on it when you for some reason have to."
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:52:43 AM
No.538237143
>>538237585
>>538236516
you only ever go for it if it took heavy damage
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:53:02 AM
No.538237170
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:53:26 AM
No.538237198
>>538236827
Barfing BTs keep their heads still and are very predictable. BTs without sacs will just run at you and repeatedly do their quick slam and sperg attack which can be much more dangerous considering they can keep up with you indefinitely.
Letting them barf is the easiest way to consistently land headshots and take them out quickly.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:53:29 AM
No.538237204
>>538237306
>>538225627 (OP)
>Helldivers 2 mentioned
Which one of you was it?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:54:45 AM
No.538237294
Diggers may make me mad for the first time ever playing this game but thank god this game still has the best goddamn moments in any game I've ever played.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:54:54 AM
No.538237306
>>538237204
i don't get it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:55:03 AM
No.538237318
>>538236265
Super Earth does nothing wrong.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:55:08 AM
No.538237323
>>538236904
perfect fit for EATs
>use EATs when you can for heavies
>if you miss you can use the spear to finish it
>if EATs are on cooldown you can use the spear as a secondary form of AT
im a big fan of it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:55:55 AM
No.538237392
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:57:22 AM
No.538237483
>>538235637
I need porn of this character
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:58:29 AM
No.538237570
I think dragon roaches should have similar spawnrates to stingrays instead of instantly spawning another one a minute after you've killed one
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:58:45 AM
No.538237585
>>538237852
>>538237069
>>538237143
>>538236941
>>538236648
Yeah, I'd REALLY rather have a quasar vs bugs every day of the week, but I'm looking for DPS vs the redditlord since all the pubs insist on fighting that HP sink.
The illuminate are humans from the deep future attempting to liberate the galaxy
>terminids produce E-711 that creates darkfluid
>the same fluid that the illuminate use for their technology
>SE uses a dark fluid bomb to destroy angel's venture
>this creates a blackhole which allows the illuminate to return from the future to continue the war from the first game
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:00:16 AM
No.538237701
>>538236904
It's worse than the railgun vs heavies.
So, do you just pre-stim every time? It's not like you can avoid the damage.
Even if you go prone to avoid catching fire you still take enough damage to warrant stimming anyway.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:02:53 AM
No.538237852
>>538238284
>>538237585
Why don't you just bring a mech
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:03:16 AM
No.538237878
>>538237819
If it's even slightly looking at me I pre-stim and half the time it still kills me in 1 frame anyway. Even with the damage reduction from crackstims
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:03:22 AM
No.538237880
>>538237646
they're actually just insane psychic squiggers that need to be ground down since they were retarded enough to come back for round two
>>538237019
Any of those "enough shots" a low/reasonable number?
The normal missions in this game would be trivialized, and the new missions would be piss easy, if ever a single fucking Helldiver team actually worked together.
>pick up EATs and help quickly eliminate a dragonroach or really any heavy
>enter tunnels all at the same time and actually fucking stick together
>bring mechs for cave missions and once again fucking coordinate the call ins and stick together
>split up and retreat in different directions when objective is too hot, wait for heat to die down, and try again as a group
>set up and hold extract and not expecting it to be a cakewalk
>during any situation where there's 2 directions of attack, actually split focus 2 one way 2 the other
>specialize loadouts based on the mission type and each team member takes something that will make an aspect of it trivial or easier
>team reloading, need I say more
>use a dead teammates weapons if they die and you're in a pinch
>literally just fucking work together and communicate
The few times I have had teams like this, missions go like butter without a fucking hitch.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:07:09 AM
No.538238164
>>538236571
Instakills? In Helldivers 2? I shudder at the thought
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:07:59 AM
No.538238221
>>538237819
Sex with this
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:08:46 AM
No.538238284
>>538237852
The mech is only just enough to really knock off an armor plate.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:08:53 AM
No.538238294
>>538238449
Will we ever get:
optimisation
balance changes
armor customiztion
?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:09:22 AM
No.538238330
>>538238412
>>538238140
Reasonable, but not low most of the times.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:09:29 AM
No.538238336
>>538238146
I hate solo fags and I hope AH butt rapes them. Like playing solo in your own lobby A-OK. But fuck niggers that just solo everything and don't help their team.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:09:31 AM
No.538238338
>>538237646
Super Earth Defense Force 10 begins now.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:10:17 AM
No.538238401
>>538238546
>hivelord shows up.
>call down my mech in the middle of an open field
>the pelican lands 60m away and drops in off on top of a spire
Just behead Alexus at this point.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:10:27 AM
No.538238412
>>538238562
>>538238330
Any idea how many to break charger ass or turn their legs fleshy? If it's not too crazy I might start bringing it to change things up
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:10:55 AM
No.538238449
>>538238294
you know the answer already to the first 2 anon
>>538238401
Baffling that a company can both have the attention to detail necessary to have discarded magazines actually be empty or still have bullets in them based on the state you discarded them in, but can't take the time to stop the pilot from dropping your mech atop an inaccessible spire.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:12:18 AM
No.538238547
>>538238140
it'll kill a bile titan in 7 blows to the head, and if you're a crackshot you can wedge it in a very small spot between a charger's butt and belly to instakill it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:12:35 AM
No.538238562
>>538238412
2-4 for the legs.
Idk about the ass, but probably 4-5
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:12:41 AM
No.538238569
>>538238140
How does ~half of your ammo supply sound to you?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:13:17 AM
No.538238614
>>538238146
Coordinating with 3 or more people requires one person to be the leader, even if not officially. A lot of people get absolutely shitter shattered at the idea of someone telling them what to do in a video game.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:14:15 AM
No.538238682
>>538245760
>>538236265
Don't forget the mutilated corpses of SEAF soldiers and civilians all over the place. But hey Super Earth are still the villains
Xboxer here
Is it normal for this game to be such a buggy piece of shit? Not only do I have to deal with bugs on this shit planet, but also game breaking bugs outside of it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:15:14 AM
No.538238745
>>538231356
Arizona Iced Tea
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:16:07 AM
No.538238818
>>538238731
It's the Swedish guarantee.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:16:10 AM
No.538238826
>>538238731
technical debt smol family company pls understand
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:16:56 AM
No.538238884
>>538238731
Yes and every bug they fix, they end up introducing new ones
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:17:54 AM
No.538238951
>>538239778
So how much total damage do eagle strafe/gat barrages even do that it chunks a diggalord pretty well anyway?
>>538233458
>never die
>always look like you were raised by grandparents
not worth it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:19:29 AM
No.538239054
>>538239271
>>538239001
What in the world does that mean
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:19:46 AM
No.538239072
>>538239340
Coyote is just kinda okay on Bots. Honestly, its more of a bug killer than anything else. I haven't used it with Squids yet but im assuming it shares similar results with bugs
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:20:35 AM
No.538239123
>>538238731
Yes. The retarded swedes literally, unironically, I'm not making this up, developed the game with an engine that is past end of life.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:22:49 AM
No.538239271
>>538239054
>he doesn't know
>>538239072
It causes munitions to cook off on bots, so MG Raiders and Rocket Devastators die very quickly.
>>538239340
it causes munitions to cook off on bots?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:24:52 AM
No.538239429
>>538239001
I know what you mean but that's such a funny/retarded analogy holy
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:25:39 AM
No.538239495
>>538239897
>>538238731
>Is it normal for this game to be such a buggy piece of shit?
1) The engine is deprecated.
2) Swedish game studio.
They somehow managed to reintroduce multiple bugs from many releases ago, I don't fucking know how. Mapgen? Fucked. Spawns? Fucked. Collision detection? Fucked. The funny part is we usually never had more than two of these at the same time. Somehow they managed to reintroduce all three.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:25:43 AM
No.538239502
>>538239579
https://youtu.be/DOpqJH9VJi0?si=hGq8G6aLUF9tmZ1-&t=2518
>"Reduce the damage of everything in the game"
Is he right?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:26:12 AM
No.538239532
>>538239587
>>538239389
It causes munitions to cook off on bots!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:26:48 AM
No.538239579
>>538239627
>>538239502
Depending on how much it's reduced, just running around to snipe objectives instead of fighting would be the meta strategy.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:26:50 AM
No.538239581
It causes munitions to cook off on bots
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:26:58 AM
No.538239587
>>538239621
>>538239532
what the fuck do you mean by this
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:27:22 AM
No.538239621
>>538243040
>>538239389
>>538239587
You know how their backpacks and rocket pods blow up? Its fire DoT does that.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:27:24 AM
No.538239627
>>538239579
Hes asking whats the immersion if everything from the smallest bug to the biggest bug 2 shotting you.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:27:42 AM
No.538239653
>>538239989
Alright.
How do I make melee fun
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:28:33 AM
No.538239710
>>538238546
A and B team. The team we have now don't know how anything works and cobble shit together from existing skeletons and code. The original team were Johan-tier milsim weirdos with giga swedish autism that made all the little details that give this game soul.
I wish we got to play the game they wanted to make. I wish reddit hadn't wrangled this game and screeched down the original intent in favor of MUH POWER FANTASY, and just let them fix all the bugs that were making things too powerful in the first place, and the enemies too deadly. That would have been a helluva game.
>>538238951
Each eagle strafing round bullet does 350 AP 5 damage. One burst fires 100 of them. The armor plates are armor level 5, so there is a .65 damage modifier that reduces the damage dealt to 22,750. 25% of those rounds explode with 350 points of AP6 explosive damage. That adds an extra 8750 points of damage. All combined that's 31500 damage.
A 500kg bomb inflicts 2000 points of AP7 damage on a direct hit and an additional 1500 AP6 explosion for a total of 3500 damage. The armor plates though only pass 10% of any damage received on to the lord's 150k HP pool, so just assume any damage is being reduced by 90% until you finish cracking open an armor plate.
The exposed flesh underneath the armor plate is 100% immune to all explosive damage because swedish realism :^)
>>538239495
>hey somehow managed to reintroduce multiple bugs from many releases ago,
I know how. Fatshark did that with vermintide years ago. The swedes don't do proper version control. They just manually go through their builds to apply the fixes to all of them. Until they forget and then the bug comes back.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:31:52 AM
No.538239967
>>538239778
This game would be ruined if it had health bars.
>>538239653
1. Grab shield pack,
2. grab raise weapon emote,
3. grab machete,
4. wear Muad'Dib from wish armor or sardaukar armor,
5. Go to town on the infidels
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:32:12 AM
No.538239993
>>538235696
then stop diving away from bile spewers
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:32:52 AM
No.538240036
Playing with pubs on Oshaune is exhausting.
>trio group of sub 50 level noobs
>they don't communicate
>clearly in a fucking discord call
>kick me while doing last objective despite carrying
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:33:42 AM
No.538240113
>>538240540
>>538239778
>The exposed flesh underneath the armor plate is 100% immune to all explosive damage
Well that's incredibly retarded.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:33:51 AM
No.538240127
>>538240779
>>538234060
Bugs can only spawn in one spot except for scripted objective breaches. If the team is cycling breaches and patrols you won't encounter any bugs while solofagging about the map.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:34:06 AM
No.538240142
>>538240179
>>538240029
They're the oppressive deathsquads of the Padishah Emperor from Dune.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:34:32 AM
No.538240168
>>538240564
What is version control and why is it important?
>>538240029
Dune Super Soldiers. They're the Emperors' personal army
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:34:34 AM
No.538240174
>>538240029
The emperor's blades. Those who stand against them fall.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:34:38 AM
No.538240179
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:35:34 AM
No.538240235
>>538240451
Why use a sword when you ahve guns
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:36:40 AM
No.538240318
>>538236039
>Default ap3 assault rifle balanced around the 90 dmg mark
>Coyote given 75 dmg to balance out its fire proc
>Pacifier given 120 damage to make up for its stun
>>538240089
>Join pubs
>ask: "Are we going to fight the hive lord or ignore it?" because the stratagems good against the lord are not so great in the caves.
>No response
>we drop in
>hive lord spawns
>pubbies' average life expectancy is like 20 seconds.
Fuck niggers.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:37:12 AM
No.538240352
>drop D10 nuke nursery with pubs
>hive lord spawns at drop
>I don't have a good loadout for it
>pubs don't know wtf they're doing, aiming for the mouth and shit with grenades
>manage to finally kill it in 25 minutes
>now we have to finish the actual mission
>head into the caves to find the drill site
>check map, they're still outside fighting patrols
>type in chat to get them to move on
>clear 2 nukes in the time it takes them to catch up
>clear mega nest with them
>moving on to 3rd nest, everything's actually going well
>game crashes
>add a dollar to the "sweden plane ticket" jar
>restart
>lobby is full
it hurts...
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:37:54 AM
No.538240416
>>538239989
Have fun taking 5 swings to kill a hive guard
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:37:57 AM
No.538240419
>>538240029
Retards that got styled on by literal hobos from the desert.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:38:22 AM
No.538240451
>>538241468
>>538240235
In Dune they use swords because Holtzman energy shields made most conventional firearms useless, and firing a lasgun at a shield causes a nuclear fusion reaction that kills both the guy wearing the shield and the guy who fired the lasgun, plus most people nearby. On Arrakis people sometimes use normal guns because energy shields REALLY fucking piss off sandworms.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:39:04 AM
No.538240490
>>538241373
>>538239989
Might finally get the warbond for the throwing knives. The definitive dune loadout would be crossbow, machete, throwing knives, and maybe the laser cannon and shield backpack you never use out on the sand.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:39:42 AM
No.538240540
>>538240113
You can see cases of explosive weapons going through armor plates by shooting overseers with scorcher I think, and it's pretty noticeable how easy they die then.
is it normal for like higher level guys to join my solo lobby and just like stick around waiting on me not saying shit just chillin waiting for me to drop again? I'm only lvl 7
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:40:05 AM
No.538240564
>>538240168
>What is version control and why is it important?
It's a software design thing. It's important for making sure that any fixes and additions to your software don't get lost. Shit can quickly become a tangled mess when you have multiple coders working on software and when you are supporting a live version of the software and are busy developing new additions on a version that has not yet been released.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:40:36 AM
No.538240598
>>538240545
yes
you're being carried
they get off to that
do not be alarmed
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:41:26 AM
No.538240654
>>538240545
Higher levels only want to show you their stratagems. Stay far, far away from those predators.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:42:18 AM
No.538240730
>>538240545
higher level guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:42:59 AM
No.538240779
>>538241831
>>538240127
All outposts, POIs and side objectives have static spawns.
Also
>double the kills of everyone else COMBINED
Aka I dealt with most bug breaches while they were fighting a bunch of patrols and dragon roaches.
You are such a nigger it's unreal, play the game and learn to read you fucking retard.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:44:10 AM
No.538240878
Paci is perfectly acceptable on D10 Oshaune
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:44:21 AM
No.538240887
>>538240330
being a noob pubby is one thing, like whatever, but no communication PLUS being a noob is an unholy combo match made in hell
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:45:55 AM
No.538240996
WHAT THE FUCK IS wrong with calling in pods in caves? Why can't they fucking just land WHERE YOU PLANT THE BEACON!?!?!
The beacon has CLEAR LOS TO THE SKY. Just let the beacon no-clip through the fucking cave if you have to you stupid fucking swedes.
>everyone in a random D10 in progress I joined is going ham trying to kill the hive lord
>manage to hit it with 3 portable hellbombs and got my first kill
cool :D
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:47:40 AM
No.538241131
>>538241097
proud of you anon
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:48:10 AM
No.538241165
>>538241097
good on ya sport
>>538240330
Pubbies aren't human
>running from 3 chargers and a whole horde of warriors and hunters
>"alright, imma call in this 500kg and wipe them"
>my teammate, in his infinite wisdom enough to rival the great thinkers of yore, decides to fire his airburst rocket launcher at the charger next to me
>obviously doesn't kill it and i get blown up in the process
There really needs to be a mandatory IQ test for this game
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:49:35 AM
No.538241268
>>538241436
>>538241172
There's just something fucking wrong with the general population. It's one thing to not bring meta equipment 24/7, and another to bring landmines to the caves.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:50:05 AM
No.538241316
the ballls are up
D10 whatever
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243158078509
low levels and leandivers welcome
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:50:36 AM
No.538241341
>>538241801
>heading into cave
>pub behind me throws a gas grenade at the entrance
>there's literally nothing there
>look back
>he's running away
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:51:12 AM
No.538241373
>>538240490
Throwing knives are surprisingly good on new buggies. Not great but solid for their stagger and pen.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:51:19 AM
No.538241379
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:51:20 AM
No.538241380
>>538241015
The hellbomb backpack they give you in the spore lung mission is so fucked I tried to call it in twice and it decided to land on top of the cave right above where the spore lung objective is
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:51:46 AM
No.538241407
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:52:13 AM
No.538241436
>>538241554
>>538241268
You really have to wonder about their thought process when it comes to that shit. Locking down a chokepoint in a cave is nice with mines but when shit hits the fan we need someplace to escape. Dodging a horde of bugs is one thing but having to tiptoe around mines is another
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:52:43 AM
No.538241468
>>538243316
>>538240451
>On Arrakis people sometimes use normal guns because energy shields REALLY fucking piss off sandworms.
I don't know if I was a sand worm I'd think energy shields are based cause of melee wank.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:52:47 AM
No.538241471
jesus christ
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:54:13 AM
No.538241554
>>538241436
Amazed we don't have portable throwables mines
>>538241015
There's zero logical reason that a hellpod couldn't smash straight through the top of those cave structures.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:55:04 AM
No.538241625
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:57:47 AM
No.538241801
>>538241341
Ninja vanish.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:58:17 AM
No.538241831
>>538240779
>All outposts, POIs and side objectives have static spawns.
Oh wow, like 5 while bugs. You are soo good at the game anon. I'll bet you make alot of money and have a huge cock.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:58:33 AM
No.538241849
>>538241926
Where's the APC I want to roll through caves
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:59:16 AM
No.538241902
fucking again with this shit Gucci you hairy cryptobrown
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:59:21 AM
No.538241907
>>538242109
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:59:42 AM
No.538241926
>>538241849
I stepped on to one of those collapsible bridges with the emancipator and barely managed to back off it in time. That was mean of them. Imagine someone driving a full apc on to that.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:00:24 AM
No.538241983
what even set him off
I bought the super soldier upgrade. Used warbond token on democratic detonation, got the adjudicator and thermite. 162 medals til I can buy the grenade pistol or crossbow. What should I spend those 162 on? I'm still runnin MG, support pack, eagle strafe, and eagle airstrike
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:02:07 AM
No.538242109
>>538241907
But it isn't realistic. The hellpod can smash itself through 7 feet of solid rock, it can destroy those reinforced bot fabricators, drive you in to concrete. It has brakes to slow it down as it plummets down from orbit. There's no reason those little overhangs would stop them.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:02:16 AM
No.538242121
>>538242002
Grenade pistol and crossbow
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:04:38 AM
No.538242276
>>538242002
>What should I spend those 162 on?
Just spend them on whatever else is enough to unlock the next tier, you'll get your medals back.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:05:26 AM
No.538242336
>>538242575
lobby doko
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:07:03 AM
No.538242441
trannies not beating the allegations
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:07:11 AM
No.538242449
dobby loko
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:07:16 AM
No.538242454
>Silo Stolen
>Silo Stolen
>Silo Stolen
MAKE IT STOP
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:07:49 AM
No.538242496
>>538243889
>>538242002
ultimatum from the servants of freedom, master it by knowing ammo locations/getting a feel for its projectile drop. it is good on every front, good against most enemies/chaff
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:09:10 AM
No.538242575
>>538242621
>>538242336
Maybe after I shower, i feel like making a reach coop lobby instead
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:10:09 AM
No.538242621
>>538243647
>>538242575
I don't think anyone here plays halo
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:12:36 AM
No.538242806
>>538243809
>resident nerf tranny spamming CP once again
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:12:54 AM
No.538242825
>>538242956
Are the spawns turned up in general?
I feel like I've had one single quiet moment out of all the games I've played since the update
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:14:59 AM
No.538242956
>>538242825
Cant go against the Swedish script, we are meant to lose this one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the APC will have fucking stalwarts
why
sweet fucking lord WHY are these swedish fucks so retarded. At least give it the MMG.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:16:05 AM
No.538243030
>>538242970
upgrade system will fix it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:16:13 AM
No.538243040
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:16:35 AM
No.538243065
Where APC?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:16:43 AM
No.538243076
>>538242970
there aren't enough medium armor enemies on D5 to justify that
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:17:04 AM
No.538243094
>>538243169
>>538242970
They don't play above diif 5, the entire game are balanced on low difficulty, that is why they nerf the shit out of the eruptor multiple times
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:18:25 AM
No.538243169
>>538243309
>>538243094
The eruptor absolutely destroys bugs on d10 what the actual fuck are you talking about
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:19:00 AM
No.538243210
>spawn solo si-
>it's destroyed
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:20:28 AM
No.538243309
>>538243457
>>538243169
It is right now because buffGODs managed to buck break the swiggers, if they had their way with the game, the eruptor will stay being dog shit like it was before the 60 days patch
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:20:32 AM
No.538243316
>>538241468
Fremen religion equates sandworms to God, or more specifically Allah. Their ancestral religion is Zensunni, which is a fusion of Buddhism and Islam, so basically God hates the McGuffin device.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:22:32 AM
No.538243457
>>538243309
Anon I played before the 60 day patch, I dont see the point in bringing up old news. I still remember when they neutered the slugger. Give it back it's demo force.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:23:11 AM
No.538243504
>>538243542
>itβs officially been over a year
>more blues than greens even
No I donβt care if itβs dumb to release a red for a cave update I donβt care about the APC I want to drop orbital nukes on my enemies
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:23:58 AM
No.538243542
>>538243624
>>538243504
can you drop them more than 20m away from the squad? thanks
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:24:10 AM
No.538243564
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:24:48 AM
No.538243613
>>538242970
and a fucking autocannon, did you miss that?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:24:55 AM
No.538243624
>>538243542
Stop standing on the bug breach nigger.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:25:11 AM
No.538243647
>>538242621
Theres a few who do, but if they dont wanna play, then a lobby will be made
TIRED OF DRAGONROACHES? TIRED OF THEIR BULLSHIT SPIT ATTACKS? TIRED OF DUMPING 30 AUTOCANNON FLAK ROUNDS INTO THEM AND THEY JUST WON'T FUCKING DIE??? TRY OUT THE ORBITAL RAILCANNON STRIKE!
The Recoillessissy
>hides on a hillside somewhere
>shoots enemies who don't even know he is there
>low skill point and click baby
>backpack full of missiles he dreams of someone else loading for him (they never do)
>knocks his squad down with backblast
>will die after being ragdolled down a hill
>spends 4 minutes trying to get his weapon back after reinforcing
The Ultimatumgod
>stares death in the face
>gives his foes a warrior's death even though they have done nothing to deserve it
>high skill arc calculation chad
>backpack full of useful things like a warp pack or supplies
>knocks himself in to the air
>will die in a blaze of glory
>comes out of the hellpod pulling the trigger
>>538242806
>It's here, too
I don't know what argument was going on here, but I think it might just be some sort of board-wide d*scord raid at this point, with people simply blaming whatever morons happened to be having an argument when it started.
/uma/ is having the same shit happen, but with retards on both sides blaming each other.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:28:29 AM
No.538243889
>>538242496
might be my next Warbeezy. I dont have the bread for another one yet.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:28:50 AM
No.538243916
>>538244948
>>538243771
I prefer the recoilless rifle :)
I like reloading it, feels very zen
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:29:12 AM
No.538243937
>>538244154
>tired of dumping 30 AC shots into the roach and it still won't die
>AC shots
>Into a bile titan
>Wondering why it doesnt die
Do shitters really
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:29:17 AM
No.538243949
>>538244080
>>538243809
I wanna hold her cheeks in my hands and rub her tired eyes then have mind-blowing horse pussy sex with her. Helldivers 2.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:30:30 AM
No.538244036
>>538244424
I hate that power creep made my beloved autocannon not optimal on bots anymore.
We went through hell during the creek.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:31:12 AM
No.538244080
>>538244228
>>538243949
>rub her tired eyes
Like rubbing them out with your thumbs? Like gouge them out?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:31:41 AM
No.538244119
>>538243719
just use a NEAT
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:31:59 AM
No.538244148
>>538243771
I really don't want to keep using the RR at this point but I feel like /hdg/ lobbies in general tend to pick a lot of chaff clear for the caves and underpick AT for how many chargers can spawn.
So I feel compelled to bring the most meta-slave AT weapon to compensate
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:32:04 AM
No.538244154
>>538243937
not just 30 AC AP shots, but 30 FLAK shots. 30 AP shots probably would end up killing it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:33:10 AM
No.538244228
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:35:45 AM
No.538244424
>>538244578
>>538244036
>Power creep
It wasn't power creep, it was a nerf disguised as a buff. Staggering hulks with AP4 on the main body means that follow up shots on the head are just wildly unpredictable now and are even harder to land than before. It's like the Med Pen on Devs thing, except you don't want to ever be shooting a Hulk's main body where as on a dev, med pen on the chest for mag dumping is sometimes okay in a pinch.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:36:12 AM
No.538244463
I want to rub my dick on Eravin's face as he stammers and tries to get through a warbond review. As he's about to rate if the new items are worth using, I want to shove my cock in his mouth and cum inside his throat. He does a pretty good job of reviewing guns thoughbeit.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:36:34 AM
No.538244493
>>538243719
and 3 other roaches will spawn before its ready to fire again
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:38:00 AM
No.538244578
>>538244424
crazy how making an enemy easier to damage in general actually made it harder to kill
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:39:12 AM
No.538244658
>>538244568
your monitor should really only be set to delicate
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:39:15 AM
No.538244661
>>538237819
I got the time to stim after I get hit, the problem is if you are out in the open then it will just camp you until you die and there's nothing you can do unless you have a purpose built means to take it down. So it makes orbital railcannon or high octane ATGM mandatory. And then they come back in about 20-30 seconds. I've held off buying the pack because I am fully convinced they are going retrograde on their old behavior (Assholes even nerfed eagle strafing) and the adversarial GMing is back in vogue, so they'll smack the coyote.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:40:03 AM
No.538244706
>>538243771
I hate having the Ultimatum and after throwing grenades instead of swapping it to your primary, it swaps you to secondary randomly and I flop out a mini nuke 3 feet in front of me
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:40:17 AM
No.538244716
>>538244568
God help you if you get motion sickness
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:40:21 AM
No.538244718
>no lobbies
Guess I'm watching South park
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:41:35 AM
No.538244798
>>538243771
The talonGOD
>*walks away* some beta homo will come do it for me
>*spins gun and looks fucking sweet*
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243161889194/76561199108851031
d10 whatev, discuss the attractiveness of track and field women in this lobby
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:44:05 AM
No.538244948
>>538243916
For me the ultimatum is the ultimate zen weapon, since any movement at all will spoil the shot.
>in fiery battle
>a moment of pure stillness,
>then, Democracy.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:44:41 AM
No.538244985
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:44:44 AM
No.538244987
>We have targeting technology in form of pistol
>one gem costs persons yearly salary
>use targeting pistol just for silo
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:46:47 AM
No.538245098
>>538243809
What do people think about pregnant umas? Horses exists on Super Earth
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:49:35 AM
No.538245268
>>538245052
Not only is Super Earth bad, it's also stupid and gay.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:50:01 AM
No.538245286
>>538234749
EraKEKS got real quiet after this post...
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:50:22 AM
No.538245312
>>538239897
Yup. New patch brought back handful of old bugs that was fixed between major patches. Major patches are based on previous major patch and another team in mean time delivers fixes.
It's same with warbond team and rest of team. They don't coordinate releases with content or patches.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:51:11 AM
No.538245341
>>538234749
Hahahahaha how long ago did that happen
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:51:57 AM
No.538245383
>>538238546
Game was in dvelopment for 7 years. During that time team did lot of cool stuff. Those people have either quit or moved on to their new project. Game is worked on by alexus and his harem of they/themselves jeets.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:52:03 AM
No.538245393
>>538234749
He sounds like a fag. Not surprised
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:52:39 AM
No.538245427
>>538244846
>cucked out of brown tomboy lobby
being meguca is suffering...
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:53:39 AM
No.538245480
>>538235202
How do you fail yo take down shriker nests? No wonder they failed
>>538245052
There's no point in taking anything in this game seriously because the swiggers obviously don't. It'll always just be slapstick le fascism gags because they're too cowardly to do anything else. Why do you think pilestedt left? Because of whatever bullshit excuse he cooked up about neglecting his family? Get real, they go on mandatory vacations all the fucking time. He left because the UN started asking him questions and he didn't have the balls to explain to them the supra-national authoritarian regime was lampooning them.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:55:01 AM
No.538245562
lobby doko
>>538236265
Devs aren't as smart as they think. They saw starship trooper and saw nazi uniforms and light bulb went on. That's about it.
They didn't get why it worked. They tried to replicate it with news clips and nazi aesthetic and called it day.
>>538245539
>>538245658
You sound mad that the game isn't political enough. Which is weird.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:58:42 AM
No.538245760
>>538245957
>>538238682
Bots blending humans. Squids doing horible experiments with humans. Bugs just eating humans. Mutilation. Every planet under enemy control is wasteland. Every enemy pushing toward super earth and making it clear what outcome will be if they win.
But humans are bad becouse they have nazi symbols and use propaganda.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:58:52 AM
No.538245769
>>538246031
>bought everything from Dust Devils
>level 25 Coyote
>killed more than 10 hive lords
>exhausted my enjoyment of the glitchy Oshaune spelunking disaster in general
ok when are we getting more content though
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:00:03 AM
No.538245836
>>538246106
>>538246120
>>538245539
>helldivers 2 is actually a satirical commentary about how the UN is fascist
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:01:44 AM
No.538245923
>>538245957
>>538245728
Why would I be mad? I find it funny how AH filled massively. Only thing I would like is if corporations and ministries were better represented. Maybe have their logos on armour and stuff like that. I like permacure logo and astethic. I wish they went further with that stuff. And you got just one (you)
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:01:59 AM
No.538245940
>>538245728
he's mad the game doesn't agree with his politics. pretty common on the right to lash out at anything that challenges you intellectually
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:02:16 AM
No.538245957
>>538246185
>>538245539
>>538245658
>>538245760
>>538245923
you are getting so worked up about the weirdest shit
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:02:37 AM
No.538245976
>>538246185
>>538246248
>>538245728
>uhhhh bro the game whose entire schtick is the exploits of a globalist authoritarian regime presenting itself as a democratic organization can't be political
The film Starship Troopers was literally just the director bitching and crying about he George H.W. Bush administration.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:03:26 AM
No.538246031
>>538245769
just another year till we get automaton dreadnoughts raining stratagems on us
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:03:34 AM
No.538246036
>>538245539
Game aesthetic are mess. It's same time pulp novel come to life. That's why every major update get pulp novel cover. But they play lip service to starship trooper satirical nature. Rather then going all in with pulp. That is what causes disconnect. They are cowards
>>538245836
The satire, to the extent that helldivers 2 is being satire, is clearly global war on terror shit rename french fries to freedom fries those sand people want to destroy our freedoms god bless america torture people with nine inch nails in gauntanamo bay for liberty shit that I'm starting to think the majority of the player base is either too young to remember or too third world to have had any experience of as it was happening.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:04:52 AM
No.538246109
uh oh chud melty
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:05:03 AM
No.538246120
>>538245836
>the UN is totally democratic guys
>they vote on stuff
>unless one of the More-Equal-Than-Thou states vetoes it
>:DDD
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:06:11 AM
No.538246185
>>538246315
>>538245957
Sounds like only one person is mad and it's not (me)
>>538245976
And it's smart about it. Showing map where bugs are otherside of galaxy. How it's filmed like soap opera in first part. Showing how horible war is and Showing how horible bugs are. Showing how older generation is maimed horibly. Whole propaganda aspect of it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:07:03 AM
No.538246248
>>538246315
>>538245976
I'll never understand why people say ''Starship Troopers is a satire of fascism'' as if that makes them smart. The director utterly failed at portraying fascism as a bad thing and made them look good and cool
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:07:15 AM
No.538246254
>>538244568
I had this happen too
>Oh cool even the devs don't use screen shake
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:08:14 AM
No.538246315
>>538246470
>>538246185
>And it's smart about it.
Only because Edward Neumeier saved it from Verhoeven's hacky ass attempts to piss on Heinlein's legacy.
>>538246248
>I'll never understand why people say ''Starship Troopers is a satire of fascism'' as if that makes them smart.
Because they're, ironically, sucking at the tit of the propaganda they claim to hate so much.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:08:44 AM
No.538246340
>>538246518
>>538246589
>>538246106
>what you're saying they want to increase wages and give better living conditions in cyberstan? COMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES COMMIIIIIIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:09:23 AM
No.538246371
>>538246816
>>538246106
Expect it fails becouse enemies are real and coming to get super earth. It's 3 front war against horible monsters that have ability to get you.
Gwat and end of history era was about US going to other side of planet and killing locals. And when they retaliated and kill few thousands you cry faul and kill millions more.
Not if we lose. Every american will be eaten/zombified/blended to puree
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:10:34 AM
No.538246452
>>538246559
>>538246619
>>538246106
I mean it was pretty obvious in the first game, they literally had a guy named Powley Colle. Why anyone thinks that they'd have a complete tonal shift is a mystery it's actually not a mystery they just want to pretend that fascists are good guys
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:10:54 AM
No.538246470
>>538246315
So what who was smart about it. Starship trooper did it right. Helldivers 2 didn't.
They should have stick to campy 50s sci-fi adventure war.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:11:43 AM
No.538246518
>>538246771
>>538246340
Here's the narrative problem with that: The Super Earth in Helldivers 2 isn't precisely the same as the Super Earth in Helldivers 1. A century has passed, the state's control apparatus is self-sustaining, and the people have all been lied to about what happened in the First Galactic War for generations. Quite literally no one in Helldivers 2 is responsible for what happened in the first game. It's like saying all modern Germans are responsible for World War 2. Nonsense.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:12:34 AM
No.538246559
>>538246630
>>538246703
>>538246452
If you are human. They are good guys. It might not be perfect. But it's not getting eaten alive.
what the hell are you guys using to 1-tap these fucking sky dragons
god i hate them so much it's unreal
AND THEY NEVER STOP SPAWNING
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:13:03 AM
No.538246584
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:13:12 AM
No.538246589
>>538246340
>why are we in this god forsaken desert shooting (blank)?
>because they hate our freedom
>now defend that (natural resource extractor)
>fuck yeah freedom!
Do the swedes need to have a new super president Borge Jush to make it sink in?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:13:34 AM
No.538246608
>>538246569
ultimatum
i've become very efficient with it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:13:44 AM
No.538246619
>>538246757
>>538246787
>>538246452
>fast forward to Helldivers 2
>we use squid tech to create a wormhole to wipe out a planet
>which they later use to wipe out several planets
>meaning Powley Colle was absolutely right
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:13:47 AM
No.538246627
>>538246569
Orbital railgun apparently
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:13:55 AM
No.538246630
>>538246859
>>538246559
in helldivers 1 they definitely weren't the good guys. but I don't know why I'm arguing with someone who will twist facts to fit their agenda
d10 oshaune steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243163576797/76561198066017633
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:15:23 AM
No.538246703
>>538247140
>>538246559
They government was turbo fucked up in the first game, and didn't have total control like they do in the second game. They violently murdered protestors and had to make up excuses for what they were doing. HD2 Super Earth is practically a boy scout compared to HD1 Super Earth.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:16:17 AM
No.538246757
>>538246832
>>538246619
You can use nuclear material for power plants or nukes.
Just because Super Earth weaponized dark fluid doesn't mean that the squids did it back in the day. The squids of old were pacifist space monks before SEs genocidal crusade to steal their tech radicalized them.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:16:31 AM
No.538246771
>>538246968
>>538247102
>>538246518
And game dosent really tell you how lot of war is just outcome of super earth fucking things up. Current bugs are outcome of super earth turning them to oil. Bots are outcome of super earth opresing cyborgs. Squids being defeated and destroyed race that came back after super earth messed around with their tech and created meridian.
Everything is blowback off super earth actions. But everything wants to kill you and every other human.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:16:44 AM
No.538246787
>>538246832
>>538248480
>>538246619
we're reaching levels of media illiteracy previously thought impossible
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:17:03 AM
No.538246802
>>538225860
Eravin would never touch disgusting shit-dicks
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:17:20 AM
No.538246816
>>538246940
>>538246371
Which is why trying to read the whole game as satire is stupid, hence "to the extent helldivers 2 is being satire". It has clearly comic and satirical bits. The jackboot gear is named after Jack Boote.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:17:40 AM
No.538246829
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:17:44 AM
No.538246832
>>538246757
See:
>>538246787
It was a flagrant tech heist. They were telling the truth about the technology, just overblowing the threat so they could steal the Squids' shit.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:18:02 AM
No.538246859
>>538246956
>>538246630
But this is hd2. All we see is monsters trying to destroy humanity and goverment standing up and arming people to fight back. Maybe they should have shown us something else then mutilated corpses.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:18:10 AM
No.538246867
>>538247190
>random pelican drops exosuit on top of you and nowhere close to the beacon
>this oneshots you in heavy armor
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:18:31 AM
No.538246892
>>538246680
Stop posting horses, it makes me horny
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:19:01 AM
No.538246917
>>538246680
keep posting horses, it makes me horny
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:19:06 AM
No.538246921
>>538234749
>Source: Your ass
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:19:13 AM
No.538246928
can someone spoon feed a retard how to filter eravin? idk how to use 4chanx filter
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:19:26 AM
No.538246939
>>538246975
>>538247114
>>538241336
Good games. The break from Oshaune was nice.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:19:33 AM
No.538246940
>>538246816
It's better to read is as sci-fi pulp. Not as satirical criticism of imperialism and facism.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:19:45 AM
No.538246956
>>538246859
Yes, and that's the point being made: HD2 Super Earth is not even close to as evil as the first game's government, and yet all we fucking get are le fascism slapstick gags instead of a provocative and thoughtful plot. They took a fuck ton of narrative potential and threw it in the garbage.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:20:06 AM
No.538246968
>>538247102
>>538247141
>>538246771
And the Taliban were a result of the US creating and arming an Islamist guerilla army to fight the soviets. (Well also letting the Pakistani intelligence service do the hands on work, it turns out the ISI had their own agenda that didnt perfectly align with American interests who could have guessed?)
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:20:15 AM
No.538246975
>>538247114
>>538247179
>>538246939
>remove steamid from lobby link
>don't censor your webms
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:20:29 AM
No.538246997
>>538246935
>what if Quasar cannon had ammo economy, slightly faster rate of fire and also killed you as a trade-off?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:21:16 AM
No.538247059
>>538248795
>>538246935
You get a rapid fire EAT at the cost of no utility, charge up, inaccuracy, risk of nuking yourself, poor ammo economy and a stationary reload
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:21:31 AM
No.538247073
>>538248795
>>538246935
There's nothing to get. It's aggressively mid. Its ammo economy and TTK are poor, it's not good at anti-medium, it's not good at anti-chaff, it's not good at anti-tank, it's not reliably accurate, its animations are out of sync, and it can blow you up.
>>538246771
>>538246968
>Squids are pissed off at Super Earth for committing genocide on them
>they show up and go on a revenge jihad straight to Super Earth
>the first place they hit is Super Israel
>they wipe it off the map in less than 48 hours
>Arrowhead did this entirely by accident
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:22:13 AM
No.538247114
>>538247316
>>538246975
>>538241336
>>538246939
>Battle Cessna is a faggot host
>G4 is based anonymous
Absolutely dabbed on
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:22:48 AM
No.538247140
>>538246703
Nta but my theory is that as the story progresses super earth government will get progressively more fucked as time goes on since we're technically coming from a 100 year old time of peace, we're already making mega cities that practically double over as prisons with so many surveillance systems it makes IRL China's blush.
I bet with complete certainty how they're going for a commentary on how easy it is to slip from democracy to tyranny (well more brutal than it already is).
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:22:48 AM
No.538247141
>>538247446
>>538246968
I know. But if game wanted to be taken seriously as satire. They should show us more. Rather then have it as backround lore you need to hunt down in internet. You have massive TV on super destroyer. Use it
What's the best method for medals?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:23:37 AM
No.538247179
>>538246975
I didn't care to bother hiding them because the resident schizo is being raided by the FBI for that CP that he was spamming earlier.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:23:43 AM
No.538247189
>Ummm, this game is supposed to be realistic, sweaty...
>Arming distance?
>Car that doesn't constantly flip because it weighs as much as fucking paper?
>Being able to flip back or unstuck said way too light car by hand? Even as a group action?
>Being able to assist someone reloading using THEIR ammo?!
>OH MY SCIENCE! These aren't realistic at all because... because... BECAUSE THEY JUST AREN'T, OKAY CHUDDIE?! NOW SHUT UP AND BUY SUPER CREDITS WHILE I TAKE MY ANNUAL 11 MONTHS LONG VACATION
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:23:48 AM
No.538247190
>>538246867
Some tunneler bugs came up under my emancipator, lifted it 6 inches as I went to hop in, and then it lowered gently down and killed me instantly.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:23:54 AM
No.538247194
>>538247504
is increasing FOV supposed ADS totally useless
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:23:55 AM
No.538247195
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:24:26 AM
No.538247221
>>538247162
Erata prinme d1 with warp. Run every point of intrest and return to ship from menu.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:24:37 AM
No.538247234
>>538247102
wtf I love Squ'ith now
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:25:24 AM
No.538247276
>>538247102
and what are ArrowHead's initials?
>coincidence?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:25:46 AM
No.538247295
>>538247162
d10 squid blitz
bring light medic armor, take meth stims, ultimatum, 180, walking barrage, orbital lasers and thermite
throw barrages at squid camps, run like a madman at the other camps and ultimatum them while killing yourself with it
When the objective is complete, just kill yourself until you run out of lives, it's way faster than waiting for evac
>>538247102
Are you saying AH are right wing fan boys and lip service to satire is just cover? And they just want to do fascist shooter game.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:26:07 AM
No.538247316
>>538247464
>>538247528
>>538247114
this post reeks of UN Inspector
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:28:18 AM
No.538247446
>>538247834
>>538247141
>But if game wanted to be taken seriously as satire.
True, but I don't think it does. I think there are lots of fans who want it to be, possibly so they can feel smug about their superior media literacy folded over 1,000,000 times. The game is supposed to be a comedy, too. The bloodhound armor says not to scratch it because the red pigment can cause rapid DNA unspooling. I think the game is just supposed to be funny, and making light of the rhetoric of the GWoT is part of that. We literally scream "you'll never destroy our way of life" to seemingly mindless insects while dying to protect an oil pump. I think that's supposed to be funny.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:28:35 AM
No.538247464
>>538247316
Your post reeks of niggerfaggot.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:29:05 AM
No.538247494
>>538247584
The fucking bugs robbed me. Cant have shit
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:29:09 AM
No.538247504
>>538247741
>>538247194
>he sets his vision to "prey"
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:29:35 AM
No.538247528
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:30:13 AM
No.538247561
>>538247639
>>538247303
No I'm saying they sometimes do something accidentally based and it will eventually get them in trouble, and they'll deserve it for pussying out on the plot.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:30:45 AM
No.538247584
>>538248214
>>538247494
Have they finally fixed the shit in stellaris where the AI players just sort of give up and go AFK after a few years? The big redesign with the last major update really fucked shit up.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:31:22 AM
No.538247629
>>538247731
Where are the Bene Gesserit of Super Earth?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:31:29 AM
No.538247639
>>538247731
>>538247561
quit being a pussy and say what you actually mean
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:33:02 AM
No.538247731
>>538247629
The Ministry of Truth.
>>538247639
I just did you dumb fuck. They don't put any real effort into the "satire" plot, so the fucked up and they're lucky they didn't get ADL'd.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:33:16 AM
No.538247741
>>538247504
Need to set the resolution to 4:3 as well
Helldivers are canonically heroic individuals who will prioritize the lives of Innocent Sick Children over military assets. They'll even sometimes remember to not shoot ordinary civilians.
See those statues everywhere? Helldivers, are heroes.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:33:54 AM
No.538247780
>>538247303
Yeah because hating Israel is currently a big thing with the current right wing political sphere right now. Very in-touch.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:34:22 AM
No.538247814
>>538247303
idk gay ass bitch nigga btw stfu kys but the stahlhelms are sick and im thriving queen and living for it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:34:38 AM
No.538247832
>>538248257
>>538247770
They are heroes, especially in the classical sense before capeshit ruined the concept. Achilles was a hero. He was also a murderer and a rapist. Greeks didn't give a shit that was every day life for them.
>>538247446
>"What is Helldivers 2, fundamentally? It would probably be fun to play a co-op action shooter where youβre put in the shoes of the evil side grunts of pop culture," Pilestedt said. "We asked ourselves, could we brainwash an entire community to fight for a fascist state? Would they? Would we be okay with that? And turns out, yeah, actually."
>"We do it all in fun and good spirits, and we actually try to get people to recognise the science of what is a totalitarian state," he said. "If you start wearing the same uniform as everybody else and do salutes constantly, you might be in a totalitarian regime." Pilestedt also told his GDC audience to stop nattering while he was making important points about capes, otherwise he'd get his best mates the UN to come down and sort them out. At least, that's what I imagine happened. "Actually, we got a message from the UN asking if we want to talk, in some form, about psychological defense against manipulation". He didn't elaborate on whether anything actually came of this, however.
>Pilestedt went on to say that they pulled aesthetics from the US, the EU, and the UN, alongside "mantras of regimesβ like Nazi Germany and North Korea. βIt creates pleasing aesthetics,β said Pilestedt, "because thereβs something totalitarian regimes are really good at: pleasing aesthetics."
Johan Pilestedt
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:36:40 AM
No.538247960
>>538247770
>sometimes remember to not shoot ordinary civilians.
we don't go out of our way to shoot them, they go running into a combat zone and get smoked by sentries and air support.
>>538247834
>could we brainwash an entire community to fight for a fascist state?
>turns out, yeah, actually
/thread
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:36:50 AM
No.538247972
>>538248614
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:38:51 AM
No.538248110
>>538248467
>>538248614
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:38:54 AM
No.538248120
>>538248419
>>538248614
>>538247962
Anyone who legitimately believes this game "brainwashes" anyone is a full time retard, and I lost a tremendous amount of respect for Pilestedt because he believes it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:40:03 AM
No.538248191
>>538248476
In the opinion of this helldiver it's all the violent gangsta rap and the video games that cause the youth to be desensitized to violence.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:40:31 AM
No.538248214
>>538247584
Not sure, just started playing a round
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:41:12 AM
No.538248257
>>538248348
>>538247832
>especially in the classical sense before capeshit ruined the concept
>Mogs classical chuds so hard they never recover
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:41:28 AM
No.538248280
>>538248618
The solo silo needs some love. I'm not sure if extra demo force is really the answer. It being a jammer killer would give it a niche, but it's kind of lame since fighting around jammers is one of the more entertaining things on the bot front.
If its cooldown were lowered to put it more in line with EATs that would be cool. Increasing the radius and power of the blast so that it definitely eclipses 500kg would also be an option. Regardless I feel that the silo simply shouldn't be a target for enemy fire. I don't think that adds anything except allow Alexus to be a faggot. Especially since the silo seems to be far more fragile than a light armor helldiver.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:42:03 AM
No.538248314
>roleplaying fascists in a video game
cool, fun, and a good time with the boys
>being a fascist simp irl and pushing your personal politics on other people
gay, cringe, consider suicide
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:42:31 AM
No.538248342
Lobby doko
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:42:34 AM
No.538248348
>>538248257
Homer's work has endured thousands of years. Capeshit won't.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:43:13 AM
No.538248385
>>538247770
>They'll even sometimes remember to not shoot ordinary civilians.
MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T FLAP YOUR ARMS AROUND LIKE YOU'RE A WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBEMAN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MISTAKEN BY A VOTELESS AND GUNNED DOWN
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:43:39 AM
No.538248419
>>538248120
t. brainwashed
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:43:57 AM
No.538248432
>>538247834
>ummm we wanted to show that propaganda works
Yeah literally everyone knows that, it's why our governments spend billions of dollars on it. Going "hey people want to be involved in a thing if you make it look cool" might be the most lackwit attempt at intellectualism imaginable, yeah we know, retard.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:44:00 AM
No.538248436
Is there a Cyberstan version of this
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:44:38 AM
No.538248467
>>538248739
>>538248784
>>538248110
>uhhhh akshually, you're not allowed to form your own opinions about my work
You bitched out and left the studio, Johann. The author is dead.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:44:48 AM
No.538248476
>>538248526
>>538248191
itβs been studied mutliple times and itβs become clear that violence around the child is the most likely thing that will make a child violent
children can play CoD all day every day but if there are no factors of violence in the childs environment they will remain non-violent
if their older brother beats them, because the older brother got into a gang, then the child will probably beat their peers at school
video games has nothing to do with anything
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:44:51 AM
No.538248480
>>538248583
>>538248654
>>538246787
they've somehow nailed the total lack of self-awareness. the ship masters line about the worst thing about the bugs being their relentless expansionism because "we've encountered them on every planet we've settled" is great.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:45:30 AM
No.538248526
>>538248737
>>538248476
thanks, retard, very insightful
it's a generation kill reference
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:46:32 AM
No.538248583
>>538248480
He also comments on the Illuminates xenophobia
>>538247834
>>538247962
>>538247972
>>538248110
>>538248120
It will never cease to amaze me just how out of touch outspoken leftists are with their political opposition. They legitimately believe they are enlightened and hyper intelligent, all of them walking incarnations of the Dunning-Krueger effect. They cannot fathom someone unironically taking an opposite position because they value different things, no, it must be that they're uneducated and just don't understand!
It's why their satire always ends up making the right wing look cooler than it actually is, because they refuse to accept that it's a collection of brown skinned retards who only loosely align on a few big picture items, but are otherwise at each other's throats at all times.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:47:01 AM
No.538248618
>>538249121
>>538250049
>>538248280
If you want to have easy jammer kill. You can pick up portable hellbomb. Diffrence between that and if silo could do it is 1 min of running.
Silo feels like they had proper plan but they couldn't make it as they want to. Flaws of silo is it taking support slot and you can't store them and use them one at time. I think they made it destructible by enemies so players will use it as soon as possible. Rather then think it as strike you store up.
If you could call them down and store them up. And then use them when every you needed one. And targeter didn't take support slot. It would be amazing gem. Imagine having 10 silos ready to go and just blast at enemies. You wouldn't need demo force.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:47:45 AM
No.538248654
>>538248480
>they've somehow nailed the total lack of self-awareness
It's hard to draw the line between a lack of self-awareness and a lack of deference toward hypocrisy. Super Earth are relentless expansionises, Bugs are relentless expansionists, but fuck the Bugs because they're not us. What's the difference? Not much.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:47:58 AM
No.538248669
I just hate sweden and their nigger pets that's all
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:48:14 AM
No.538248681
I NEED A LOBBY
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:48:22 AM
No.538248687
what's the lowest diff dragons spawn at
6?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:49:00 AM
No.538248732
>the absolute state of modern /hdg/
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:49:03 AM
No.538248737
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:49:05 AM
No.538248739
>>538248467
Author is always dead.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:49:28 AM
No.538248760
>>538248823
>>538249062
>we're back to media literacy
any and everyone is capable of turning into a jackboot, just need the right motivation and push.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:49:46 AM
No.538248779
>>538248614
>It's why their satire always ends up making the right wing look cooler than it actually is
Thank God for that. At least it's entertaining.
>>538248467
Intention of the art, unless specified otherwise, isn't suddenly removed because you don't like it.
Death of an author is such a bad meme used by the middest of wits.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:49:54 AM
No.538248792
The Illuminate music is so cool.
Shame their faction sucks ass.
>>538247059
>>538247073
have either of you used it after the spread got fixed?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:50:22 AM
No.538248823
>>538248760
In this Super Destroyer Jack Boote is a hero and I won't be hearing any opinions to the contrary.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:51:18 AM
No.538248885
>>538248614
People like that don't understand right. Only leftist that have takes worth of anything are always those who were right wingers and became left wingers. Rest are just fascism is when 10 whyte guys at one place or uniforms.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:51:19 AM
No.538248886
>>538248784
>Death of an author is such a bad meme used by the middest of wits.
That's rich, especially since Verhoeven was practicing Death of the Author by making Starship Troopers the way he did. Weren't we just talking about lack of self-awareness? Amazing.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:51:21 AM
No.538248891
>>538248614
>bla bla bla leftists
hmm yes, very interesting.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:51:32 AM
No.538248902
>>538249041
did you know that the helldivers general shares the same acronym as the AI porn general on /h/
/hdg/ - Helldivers General
/hdg/ - Hentai Diffusion General
this is no coincidence
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:52:13 AM
No.538248948
>>538248795
I have. Its...okay. Too much risk and not enough reward.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:52:18 AM
No.538248952
>>538249084
>>538248614
>they're uneducated and just don't understand
haven't seen anything that disputes this
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:54:03 AM
No.538249041
>>538249178
>>538248902
they're both awful threads filled with avatarfags, brownoids, and ritualposters so that makes sense
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:54:05 AM
No.538249045
>super...le good!
they genetically modified humanity to have e710 in them to use for fuel
>p-pragmatic!
automatons and squids butcher our civilians and process their corpses with all the brutal efficiency we do with bugs, super earth incentivized mass executions, it's actually detrimental to allow super earth citizens to flee because they're so valuable dead
I'm going to sleep, don't @ me, I'm right
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:54:16 AM
No.538249054
>>538248784
Majority of authors are so bad at their job they end up delivering oposite messega.
Death of author is how you should consoome media. Just take it as it is. It's not your job to try to read tea leaves
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:54:23 AM
No.538249062
>>538249465
>>538248760
this is something that amuses me with leftists the most, hitler was basically a starving artist then got mad and went full genocide and a lot of lefties are coincidentally artsy college dropouts who think they're owed something. Like the parallel is completely lost on them despite labeling everyone they don't like as hitler and nazis when they fit the bill the hardest.
>>538248952
>no you see, if you had a better education youβd agree with me that letting violent third worlders endlessly flood your country while abolishing the police is a good thing!
I donβt need any education in order to understand leftist parties are actually suicide cults
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:55:28 AM
No.538249121
>>538249369
>>538248618
I do think that it would have been better to have the silo be separate from the designator. Like if taking the silo stratagem gave you a paired yellow strat to call down a laser designator. On another note, why are we sending a silo down? Why not just a designator for a missile launched from the destroyer itself? It's like they just want to make it awkward. You need to call it down and swap your support weapon out for the laser, but you also need to run away so that you don't get staggered and drop the designator by the backblast.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:56:05 AM
No.538249159
>>538249290
>>538248784
I will enjoy media how I choose. No faggot, least of all the one who made it, gets to tell me otherwise.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:56:16 AM
No.538249171
>>538249337
>>538248795
Even after the fix it has the spread of the old Reprimand
It's not fucking accurate
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:56:23 AM
No.538249178
>>538249331
>>538249041
and how do you know whats in the ai thread?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:56:51 AM
No.538249208
>>538249546
>>538249736
>>538249084
damn, you've convinced me. I'm cutting off my foreskin and joining the IDF first thing tomorrow
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:57:03 AM
No.538249217
>>538249819
>>538248784
if tolkien later said years after publishing lord of the rings "actually frodo is a giant horse centaur ogre with dainty hairless feet" would you just go with that or say that's retarded because nothing in the books actually supports that position?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:57:25 AM
No.538249231
>>538249382
can i have a lobby doko
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:58:24 AM
No.538249290
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:58:49 AM
No.538249317
>>538249259
>catnigger
opinion discarded
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:59:06 AM
No.538249331
>>538249528
>>538249178
I didn't buy a 4090 to play games
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:59:10 AM
No.538249337
>>538249171
epoch has 30 spread. old reprimand had 50, then reduced to 40.
you're not trying to snipe devastator heads with the epoch, your shooting at charger heads or tank heatsinks inside of 150 meters. how accurate do you need to get for those targets?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:59:40 AM
No.538249369
>>538249121
Becouse cooldown. They can't get it to work in that way. Targeter can only work as weapon you shoot. And they couldn't figure our how to make it replace pistol or act as extra equipment. Same reason shields take backpack slot. Only way they can make it work.
You also get damaged by launch if you are close. I died to it when I was testing it.
>>538249231
no we're currently shitposting about AI, media literacy, political alignment, and Hitler.
>>538249084
>you can't fool me, lefty! you want to exploit us and tear us down!
>now it's time to go and vote for another tax reduction that will never affect me, because the news told me taxes are unjust, and I will definitely have millions of dollars one day working my dead end job for Mr. Goldsteinsachsenberg
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:01:22 AM
No.538249465
>>538249062
that's a lot of words for "no u". also if you don't like being called a nazi stop acting like one
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:02:05 AM
No.538249507
>>538249382
Death of the Author vs. Media Literacy
Round 2.
Ready?
FIGHT!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:02:15 AM
No.538249514
>>538248795
First off, the spread wasn't "Fixed". It was intentionally bad. The spread was just a number in a config file. It being "broken" would be an error like an intern fat-fingering a button and accidentally adding an extra digit to the value. The fix wasn't a correction by removal of the erroneous digit. They just made the spread better by a percentage. The new spread value has no relation to the old one. That's not a bug being resolved, that's a balanced change show that Alexus pushed too far on the dogshit lever.
Secondly, the accuracy is still garbage. It's fine for a proper AT weapon that can kill the heavy targets with simple center of mass shots. But to achieve good kill times, the Epoch needs railgun precision to snipe things like hulk visors and it objectively doesn't have enough precision to land shots like that reliably at any sort of range. If you're going for center of mass kills, then you're leagues behind the quasar since you need to shoot twice to kill what it kills in one hit and on top of that you have to take care not to detonate the weapon and deal with the garbage ammo economy and stationary reloads.
The weapon isn't good period. It's the result of taking something aggressively mid and then layering multiple levels of drawbacks on top of it for no discernible reason. If it at least had some demo force it would at least have a narrow niche of being a subpar AT weapon that at least can moonlight as a hole closer, but it can't even do that.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:02:23 AM
No.538249528
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:02:26 AM
No.538249530
>>538249084
this, leftists will never understand that the jewish foreigner flooding our businesses and government is the only good foreign invasion
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:02:37 AM
No.538249546
>>538249842
>>538249208
you do that, faggot
>>538249385
I unironically do not give a fuck about any financial policies of the right when the left is actively trying to commit suicide via rapefugees
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:02:39 AM
No.538249548
>>538249382
ok got you Anon
Hail Super Earth i need a Lobby fellow democracy lovers
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:03:09 AM
No.538249575
>>538249385
bro if he doesn't keep voting for tax cuts nothing's going to trickle down! helldivers
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:03:22 AM
No.538249601
>>538249693
>>538249259
D10 Caves?
Gas dog is A+
Zap dog is S+
Hellbomb is B+
Speargun is S
Epoch is B
Orbital Railcannon is B-
Gatling Barrage is A+
Commando is A+
EAT is A-
Rover is A+
>>538249601
I love zap dog. It's a shame my teammates always vacuum seal themselves to my asshole whenever I bring it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:05:49 AM
No.538249736
>>538249850
>>538250026
>>538249208
>>538249385
This is what I mean. You think the right wing has some unified position, when none of these beliefs are shared between any of the subgroups.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:05:59 AM
No.538249748
>>538249382
>and Hitler.
Every so often the Shipmaster will say "Hail Super Earth" and it pleases me.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:06:23 AM
No.538249771
>>538249981
>>538250000
>>538249693
>"OH SHIT IS THAT A GUY WITH THE ZAPDOG? I'M GOING TO RUN IN FRONT OF HIM AND THEN BLAME HIM FOR DYING!!!"
Fucking inbreds.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:06:40 AM
No.538249781
>>538249981
>>538249693
>t's a shame my teammates always vacuum seal themselves to my asshole whenever I bring it.
wait so you want to teamkill them with it? because being vacuum sealed to your asshole implies they are behind you where they shouldn't be getting zapped
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:07:15 AM
No.538249819
>>538249217
If frodo being an ogre horse centaur reflects my political beliefs then yes.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:07:37 AM
No.538249842
>>538249546
boooooo I'm a spooky migrant and I'm here to eat your dog and vote for shaquira laaaaawwww
did I scare yah? haha, vote red!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:07:44 AM
No.538249850
>>538249987
>>538249736
I don't care, buy an ad /pol/tard
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:10:05 AM
No.538249981
>>538249771
worse is that I press 5 to avoid their inevitable bitching, which means I get to have less fun
>>538249781
are you dumb or just stupid?
>>538249850
I'll do you one better, lust-provoking image
GucciSlippers
9/7/2025, 11:10:24 AM
No.538250000
>>538249693
>>538249771
I don't care. It's annoying and I can't be bothered to constantly adjust for however my teammate is positioned because they decided to bring the griefing dog. One strike and I'm kicking you.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:10:57 AM
No.538250026
>>538250375
>>538249736
wow you mean the right's principals are selective and redundant with one another? what gave it away? was it the """hard""" anti-immigration stance while willingly suck the schlong of a rabbi clean like a fucking vacuum cleaner?
pointing out how a leftist's bleeding heart can be destructive isn't new. you're not clever, just retarded tribal unga bunga brained.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:11:11 AM
No.538250041
>extract mysterious substance
>i'm on the valve
>a single warrior is waddeling towards me
>arc nigger turns the corner
>oh no he won't
>blasts the warrior with his arc thrower and kills me
>"SORRY"
>kick him
Arc niggers get one chance, and then it's off my fucking squad.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:11:16 AM
No.538250049
>>538250829
>>538248618
Fucking hell. I just tried storing them up on D1 to see what happens. Each designator is exclusively tied to that specific silo pod, and you discard the designator the instant that you stop painting. I didn't notice that detail in real matches as I rushed to recollect my support weapon.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:15:07 AM
No.538250267
>rail on Arrowhead for being too pussy to be provocative with their satire
>thread explodes into politics
I would say that I'm sorry but that would be a lie. I caught a medialiteracyfag being a hypocrite about the nature of Starship Troopers as satire versus Heinlein's intent as a novelist. Super Earth did nothing wrong. Get fucked Pilestedt.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:16:37 AM
No.538250358
>>538249382
>regular posts on 4chan
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:16:47 AM
No.538250370
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:16:50 AM
No.538250373
>>538250246
>single-handidly invalidates lightpen weapons on hive worlds
>also actively punishes you for hosting instead of being joinig
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:16:51 AM
No.538250375
>>538250026
it's also disingenuous to claim every leftist is in favor of unregulated immigration while the right is some diverse group of fellows whose views are so disparate that you can't argue with any of them because they'll claim no true scotsman
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:18:03 AM
No.538250440
>>538250462
>>538249987
Disgusting hips ratio
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:18:30 AM
No.538250462
>>538250440
it's a man tucking
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:19:16 AM
No.538250512
Being cool is bad actually.
I say this without any irony but I honestly want to genocide the Illuminate, glass their planets and commit mass murder of their so-called "civilians".
>solo silo needs to be used the moment it's called down because enemies perceive it as the biggest threat on the planet, takes up your stratagem weapon slot, it has close to zero hp, low demo force and doest even explode when destroyed so your just better off bringing 500kg bomb since you can use it twice and don't need to wait around to pick up the pointer to use it
Literally the only thing it has going for it is distance which is still outclassed by most weapons stratagem and cuck chair in that regard
Can't believe that I was ever excited about such an underwhelming weapon
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:19:55 AM
No.538250556
>>538250601
>>538251434
the gun dog and laser dog with both occasionally shoot their own masters. with that in mind if I bring the zap dog should I also wear arc armour or is the self-kill potential of the zap dog less?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:20:38 AM
No.538250601
>>538250556
if you put yourself between the enemy and the zapper9000, you're dead
but it happens very rarely, about at the same frequency as gun dog
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:20:59 AM
No.538250628
>>538250969
>>538250538
>Can't believe that I was ever excited about such an underwhelming weapon
You simply could not have anticipated the level of swedery involved.
>>538250526
as far as we know illuminate society doesn't really have civilians
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:21:09 AM
No.538250641
>>538250739
>>538250526
Highly based.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:21:17 AM
No.538250647
>>538236904
One shot Hulks and Chargers if you do the backdoor strat since Harpoon can pierce charger's inner flesh if you shoot it at a certain angle from its ass (Also works for Railgun but its way easier with Speargun since you dont have to charge up, and you can just point and shoot)
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:21:56 AM
No.538250689
>>538250538
Diffrence between solo silo and 500kg is 20sec of running. And you get 2 500kg with one cd
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:22:58 AM
No.538250739
>>538250630
Well, there goes any possibility of a moral dilemma when we're committing a mass execution of their prisoners of war on a daily basis.
>>538250641
No, you're the highly based one.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:23:02 AM
No.538250742
>>538250924
>>538250973
>>538250630
Weren't they a peaceful population in the first war?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:23:47 AM
No.538250790
>>538250538
>Can't believe that I was ever excited about such an underwhelming weapon
Can't believe that I was ever excited about Helldivers 2 as a live service game with a "developing" plot.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:23:53 AM
No.538250797
>>538250246
*kills a whole group in 2 shot*
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:24:20 AM
No.538250829
>>538250049
And if enemy destroy your silo. Pistol just disappears. Absolutely crazy design. They should have dropped silo until they could get it work more functionally. Warbond is big enough without it. Or put machete to warbond
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:25:26 AM
No.538250897
>>538249987
thats a man tucking
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:25:53 AM
No.538250924
>>538251260
>>538250742
>Weren't they a peaceful population in the first war?
Imagine being an incredibly advanced civilization with a mastery of AI and directed energy weapons, then getting your ass kicked by hairless apes with boomsticks.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:26:34 AM
No.538250969
>>538250628
I expected every other thing in warbond to suck. And silo to be usable enough to take some times. But it's other way around. Everything else is good and silo is among worst gems there is.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:26:39 AM
No.538250973
>>538251024
>>538251065
>>538250742
All three factions was peaceful in the first war.
>Bugs literally got OIL'd
>Cyborgs was blue collar wagies that got falseflagged with a terror bombing
>Illuminate have the technologies despite being ultra chill
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:27:22 AM
No.538251024
>>538250973
>falling for commie propaganda
I baka my head
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:27:26 AM
No.538251029
>>538250630
Even if they did they have all been posthumously declared combatants.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:28:04 AM
No.538251065
>>538251342
>>538250973
>Cyborgs was blue collar wagies that got falseflagged with a terror bombing
I'm not so sure about that one. According to the encyclopedia Cyborgs ritualistically amputated their limbs and replaced them with weapons as a rite of passage. They weren't exactly powderpuffs.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:29:24 AM
No.538251136
>>538251265
>>538250526
I wonder what we will do with meridian. Do we push it into gloom to vacuume out gloom or do we use it to travel to squid home system.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:31:19 AM
No.538251260
>>538250924
Reminds me of my Civ 5 games where I severely neglected my military to focus on science and economics and then Shaka shows up with 10x my units and sieges my empire.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:31:23 AM
No.538251265
>>538251367
>>538251136
Probably the latter, I don't think getting rid of the Gloom is even on the table with this big patch
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:32:42 AM
No.538251340
>>538251438
>>538250538
I'll probably use the silo on bot missions with strider convoys. It's pretty good at deleting FS from long range.
>but muh cuckchair
is a shamfur dispray, while the missile is kino
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:32:44 AM
No.538251342
>>538251619
>>538252712
>>538251065
even if that's superearth propaganda just look at these fuckers. these aren't innocent le hecking wholesome chunguses
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:33:05 AM
No.538251367
>>538252049
>>538251265
Using meridian to vacuume gloom only to create dark energy bug strain that can warp is what I hope
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:33:45 AM
No.538251404
Throwing knives aren't affected by peak physique, are they?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:34:13 AM
No.538251434
>>538250556
If it shoots you, it will kill you dead. But it's rare enough that you don't need the arc armor. The only time that it's ever happened to me is when I have been on an elevated position and the thing shot down at a distant enemy far below me.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:34:15 AM
No.538251438
>>538251685
>>538251340
what do you do about the 4 other factory striders?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:37:11 AM
No.538251619
>>538251342
Nah nah clearly we just don't get it. They were unfairly oppressed by a system that didn't care about them. That's why everything they do is okay!!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:38:13 AM
No.538251685
>>538251438
Kill them with the quasar cannon or something. No big rush. They're way over there. Might clear some outposts and delete another with with another silo in a few minutes. The missile being able to point click and delete a FS is fair. It doesn't need to wipe out the whole damn convoy. The cuckchair is a terrible metric since that thing has deserved some kind of massive nerf since Day 1 of its introduction.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:42:32 AM
No.538251969
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:43:44 AM
No.538252049
>>538252326
>>538251367
>dark energy bug strain that can warp
Spoilers: That's how they travel from planet to planet already.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:46:08 AM
No.538252215
>>538249987
Who is this delicious jailbaitdiver and can I file a C-01 in her tight never-liiberated teen cunny?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:46:22 AM
No.538252230
>trying to get hold my primary, im going in on oshaune
>go for a blitz on oshaune to get some quick samples as well
>dragons spawn out of the ass
>cant do shit cus lul cant use a support weapon, have to hope the rocket sentry doesnt attract the attention of a charger from 100 miles away
>seal the bug holes, at extract on my last reinforce
>keeping it safe and set up some sentries to hold the line
>fucking hunter jumps at me from offscreen
>instantly killed in one swipe from full health
I despise this fucking planet so damn much.
>>538252049
I thought it was just spores traveling ftl thanks to bug oil.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:48:31 AM
No.538252357
>>538252424
>>538252530
>>538252326
How do we get from spores to bugs?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:49:26 AM
No.538252424
>>538252357
It just works. Bugs are fungal based life forms or something.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:50:58 AM
No.538252530
>>538252776
>>538252326
Now with the E-711 plot line it appears bugs were always capable of creating dark fluid or what the fuck ever. Don't ask questions just laugh at le funny fascism gag.
>>538252357
I like to think the spores, fungus, and bugs are all the same organism. There's bug "eggs" but nothing lays the eggs. They grow straight out of the mushroom walls.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:51:34 AM
No.538252570
Silos are more reliable killing BTs
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:51:49 AM
No.538252578
>>538252909
I really wish that the solo-silo was invulnerable. It having 1 HP is just malicious. Who cares if it can't kill a jammer? I really like the idea of running EAT+COMMANDO+NEAT+Silo and just alternating between the disposables.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:53:05 AM
No.538252673
>>538252742
Everyone keeps saying the pineapple nades are bad, why?
Other than TK concern.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:53:41 AM
No.538252712
>>538251342
Bring them back
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:54:06 AM
No.538252742
>>538252673
Because it only contains ~4 bomblets, so it struggles to kill a handful of voteless. It's unironically hard to teamkill with the thing since it barely even damages anything.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:54:40 AM
No.538252776
>>538252871
>>538252530
It's because those spores contain eggs. The larger one and the larva are probably stronger strain which will grow into BTs or Hivelord.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:56:05 AM
No.538252871
>>538252776
>The larger one and the larva are probably stronger strain which will grow into BTs or Hivelord.
You know what's funny? There were huge bug eggs growing on Meridia. Guess we know what was growing in them now.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:56:46 AM
No.538252909
>>538252578
The silo should absolutely be indestructible after grabbing the targeting device. It already has a model with the hatch closed and they could have just left it underneath until it is ready to launch. These Swedes are retarded as fuck for thinking it would be overpowered when it's already far less economical than 500kgs, OPS, or even a fucking hellbomb packpack. Trading a support weapon slot along with the high cooldown for what it does is balanced enough without it exploding to a scav touch.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:56:50 AM
No.538252912
>>538252326
Gloom and spore stuff is all bugs. Spore lungs is bug and so long. It's all spores. That's why bug corpses turn into oil
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:59:50 AM
No.538253082
>>538253136
If Dinosaurs are still alive, and they actually carry literal oils in them, we would wage war with them too.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:00:10 PM
No.538253108
>>538253635
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:00:35 PM
No.538253136
>>538253225
>>538253264
>>538253082
>If Dinosaurs are still alive, and they actually carry literal oils in them, we would wage war with them too.
Hahaha yeah...that'd be crazy...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_oil
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:01:28 PM
No.538253171
>>538253248
How is SE even still hanging on? Every operation we launch is a massive blunder and even when we win a defensive operation we still lose more planets then we hold
>>538253136
Who cares? Animals aren't alive in the same way we are. They're basically a breathing resource for us to use and not feel bad about.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:02:51 PM
No.538253248
>>538253171
>How is SE even still hanging on?
The Federation is so massively overpopulated it could not give two winks of a fuck.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:03:02 PM
No.538253264
>>538253709
>>538253803
>>538253136
Why don't we just build farm for whale? The Earth is 70% ocean, and that's one huge unused space.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:04:27 PM
No.538253350
>>538253225
Anon I think you're missing the point, which is that we have absolutely already done that.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:05:09 PM
No.538253401
>>538238146
No one plays co-op game like Helldivers 2 to co-operate retard. You play them to have an audience to your epic yellow number mission end screens.
>>538253225
This mentality is exactly what's going to lead to our genocide at the hands of future intelligent machines. Insane that people still fail to understand this.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:07:11 PM
No.538253523
>>538253683
>>538253474
>This mentality is exactly what's going to lead to our genocide at the hands of future intelligent machines.
Nah it'll be worse than that: Machines will coddle us to death.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:07:26 PM
No.538253539
>>538253474
>Future intelligent machines.
SAAR
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:08:56 PM
No.538253635
>>538254848
>>538254924
>>538253108
Is Stellaris still a barely functional shitshow?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:09:57 PM
No.538253683
>>538253842
>>538254145
>>538253523
Lmao AI is already serving us. If you think a machine can develop self awareness and sapience then I have a have a beach front property in Kansas to sell you. Not to mention if a Skynet type rebellion could even happen the world's military powers would just destroy it if it wasn't just unplugged.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:10:02 PM
No.538253692
Silos are so goddamn fun. I have it followed a roach flying in circles before it got completely obliterated when it stops. Too bad I didn't have it on tape.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:10:21 PM
No.538253709
>>538253264
It's inhumane or something. Not that inhumanity stops a thousand other types of animals from being neglected, abused, flayed alive, etc.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:11:47 PM
No.538253803
>>538253264
The same reason why we don't dry the mediterranean, terraform Saharan desert, colonize mars, and actually nuke India.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:12:03 PM
No.538253818
>>538253904
>>538256028
>call in hellbomb backpack
>blue beacon disappears
>no fucking idea where it went
>happens several times
>pretty sure my other call ins aren't landing on their beacon either
Bug spore interfetterance or something broken?
GucciSlippers
9/7/2025, 12:12:14 PM
No.538253835
>>538253474
Imagine being so cucked you think a toaster could enslave a man. No wonder you people beg for more crutch weapons.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:12:22 PM
No.538253842
>>538253683
>a Skynet type rebellion
Sexbots are a slippery slope straight into extinction.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:13:18 PM
No.538253904
>>538254345
>>538253818
Are you in the cave planet? They probably drop on the other opening.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:15:31 PM
No.538254047
>>538254158
how long will gloom stay open?
So these guys are going to be raping hosts right?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:17:01 PM
No.538254145
>>538254298
>>538253683
AI will serve you right up until the point where you're a digital addict with endless realistic simulations fed directly into your brain. Then you're just cattle to be corralled into zoos like all other animals. Nobody knows what a superintelligent AI would look like but I guarantee you there won't be a "lmao just unplug it" solution when it's here.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:17:17 PM
No.538254158
>>538254047
Don't worry, they will somehow conjure a cave mission on every bug planet from now on just like megacity.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:17:25 PM
No.538254169
>>538254108
I LOVE SPACE MARINE 2 ROLL SLOP
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:18:15 PM
No.538254230
>>538254108
Hopefully they fix the host bias by the time they're out so they can rape EVERYONE
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:19:18 PM
No.538254298
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:19:37 PM
No.538254317
>>538254108
>blood is teal instead of dark blue
interesting
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:20:00 PM
No.538254345
>>538253904
>the other opening
Hopefully that gets fixed soon.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:22:54 PM
No.538254534
>>538255913
>>538254108
Squid has mastered singularity in their exile, they're able to recall their past self over and over as reinforcements, effectively bypassing their population stockpile.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:27:41 PM
No.538254848
>>538253635
Just like Helldivers 2 it's a Paradox game, so yes.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:28:56 PM
No.538254924
>>538253635
It's been remade like 3 times already, it's stellaris 3 at this point.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:35:48 PM
No.538255359
Wew thanks Sweden!
What are the most efficient bug killing stratagems?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:40:36 PM
No.538255637
It is always crossbow o'clock
It will never stop being crossbow o'clock
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:41:40 PM
No.538255698
>>538255441
orbital gatling barrage shuts down bug breaches and has a short cooldown
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:42:36 PM
No.538255751
>>538255441
Cave bug?
>eagle strafing run to crack open Hivelords armor
>orbital railcannon strike to insta-delete Dragon roaches
>Quasar cannon for infinite, on demand AT solution
>Bubble shield to stop diggers from biting your ass from behind and protect you from janky acid attacks
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:45:26 PM
No.538255913
>>538256128
>>538254534
Nah. They will turn humans into squids.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:46:44 PM
No.538256007
>>538256086
>>538256125
How do I get everyone in the lobby to play like a team?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:46:57 PM
No.538256028
>>538253818
Look at map. Probably dropped on top of objective. Happens to me when ever I call it too close to cave.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:48:00 PM
No.538256086
>>538256007
Jeep, soon to be APC
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:48:32 PM
No.538256125
>>538256474
>>538256007
You don't. Normal guy playing this game is out there shooting at enemies. Not to play team or do objectives. They want to fight.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:48:36 PM
No.538256128
What does /hdg/ think about the brap spear cannon?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:49:31 PM
No.538256185
>>538256131
Not only is it good, its fun as fuck.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:50:10 PM
No.538256228
>>538256131
Ita fine. Probably too poop on normal bug front. If it can one shoot hulk through eye. It will be good against bots. Probably good against squids.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:54:40 PM
No.538256474
>>538257503
>>538256125
Ok? Normal guys aren't in this general, we are going to oshaune where there are now hivelords aswell as dragon roaches at the same time, I require the composition of a team that is as if they still share a screen together as in the first game
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:58:51 PM
No.538256785
>>538255441
machine gun
stalwart
expendable anti tank
recoilless rifle
flamethrower
autocannon
heavy machine gun
airburst rocket launcher
commando
railgun
spear
wasp launcher
orbital gatling
orbital airburst
orbital 120mm
orbital 380mm
orbital walking barrage
orbital laser
orbital napalm barrage
orbital railcannon strike
eagle strafing run
eagle airstrike
eagle cluster bomb
eagle napalm
eagle 500kg
orbital precision strike
orbital gas strike
hmg emplacement
tesla tower
anti personnel minefield
grenade launcher
laser cannon
incendiary mines
guard dog rover
arc thrower
quasar
gas mines
machine gun sentry
gatling sentry autocannon sentry
mechs
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:59:42 PM
No.538256836
>>538249259
It's good I started from the bottom.
>open pic
>see fire mines at the very very end
>close pic
I can't believe you actually spend your lifetime watching anus-breathing pederasts like this one. Even posting in /s4s/ is a better time investment.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:00:24 PM
No.538256895
>>538257217
>>538256131
Great support weapon for supportive players, you need supplemental AT though but otherwise you can lock down bug breaches, bot drops and squid drops. You can kill chargers with the ass shot angled at their inner flesh btw, you can do it with Railgun safe mode too but its way easier with harpoon gun.
Top tier utility support weapon honestly.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:02:00 PM
No.538256991
>>538257264
>>538255441
As it stands now, EAT and NEAT. Bug breach? NEAT. Heavies? EAT.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:05:09 PM
No.538257201
>>538257415
Pranked
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:05:27 PM
No.538257217
>>538256895
Shame rocket pods suck. Rocket pods+thermite+harpoon would cover everything. But since last patch. Rocket pods have been worsen then before.
>>538256991
>NE Anti-Tank
>not anti-tank at fucking all
Are they genuinely retarded?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:08:17 PM
No.538257415
>>538257201
Heh, he couldn't handle the deathmog.
>>538256474
>I require the composition of a team that is as if they still share a screen together as in the first game
That will rarely happen organically. The shared top-down view in the first game mean everyone always knew the positioning and status of each other, even if they weren't focusing on them knowing to work with the team just gets drilled into you without any communication needed. But shift the camera down in into third-person and now people have to actively shift their attention elsewhere to see what their squadmates are doing, and also people can just fuck off solo and the game can't really do anything to discourage that.
It's not impossible to get a team that can coordinate in a way that's similar to the first game, but it won't really be the same
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:11:55 PM
No.538257652
Shipmaster has a new line
"strange new reports in the automaton sector. Who knows what they're planning."
They're building the cock star to fuck Malevelon Creek.
>>538257503
Alright here's how we solve this.
1. More crew-manned powerful weaponry (like the Vulcan gun from Gears of War)
2. More vehicles that need two or more people to properly operate (APC!)
3. More shit to do on your Destroyer for R&R to bond with your teammates
4. S E X ANIMATIONS AND FUCKING. PLAP YOUR FELLOW DIVERS
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:13:48 PM
No.538257765
>>538253225
Based 0 empathy and 0 understanding of the human condition and life as a whole retard.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:14:20 PM
No.538257803
>>538257717
New ship modules and fully upgrading your ship unlocks the sex bar to hang out in.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:14:38 PM
No.538257824
>>538253225
based and trvthnvke
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:14:53 PM
No.538257836
>>538259124
>>538257503
Saar it's literally almost every /hdg/ lobby where people do this
Host says we hunt worms and every semite in the lobby selects the correct loadout within 30s and gets a almost even split between AT and chaff clear roles
You are describing basic common sense and teamwork like an unreasonable expectation made by a developer of a coop game
>game can't discourage solofagging!!
The new bugs will literally rape you if you solofag what are you even talking about
GucciSlippers
9/7/2025, 1:16:20 PM
No.538257912
>>538257717
I would love this but they need to delete all solo friendly weapons from the game especially the crossbow. Nerf mechs so that solotards can't solo objectives in them too. If you want to demolish the enemy you need a fully crewed tank with a driver, loader, and gunner.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:17:22 PM
No.538257974
Okay so i replied to the nerftrannies bait post
Fuck me
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:17:44 PM
No.538257991
>>538264248
>>538257503
>and also people can just fuck off solo and the game can't really do anything to discourage that.
What about disabler enemies? Also if you play as a female diver they rape you and you're forced to watch her get fucked. Would be a powerful disincentive to wandering off alone.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:18:34 PM
No.538258038
>>538257842
>This is how Series S owners play the game
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243176544218/76561198126520852
D10, whatever.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:19:26 PM
No.538258085
>>538257842
It seemed like a good idea at the time, the angle was just a bit off.
I swear, I'm not usually this retarded. It's simply 7 AM at this point.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:19:55 PM
No.538258120
>>538258258
>>538253225
I genuinely think this, but of other humans like you that aren't as special as me.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:20:54 PM
No.538258179
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:22:10 PM
No.538258258
>>538258120
I think like this of everyone who can't bench press their bodyweight and cannot compensate for this grave insult by being aesthetic and kind
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:23:26 PM
No.538258332
PREVIEW FOR NEW BOTS
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:26:19 PM
No.538258503
>>538257264
Might have something to do with the fact that you're encouraged to shoot it at big targets so that it gets heavy burns and the napalm bomblet from it bounces all around it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:32:50 PM
No.538258930
>>538258060
I DC'd and it's been happening all day. Don't wait for me. I'm calling it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:33:47 PM
No.538258989
>>538257264
It's not as bad as you think. I'm not entirely helpless against titans if I have strafing run and NEAT.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:36:16 PM
No.538259124
>>538259196
>>538257836
>new bugs will literally rape you
>literally rape
I don't know if we are playing the same game.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:37:18 PM
No.538259196
>>538259124
Fuck I wish that was true it would be so hot
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:38:14 PM
No.538259267
>>538259405
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:40:19 PM
No.538259405
>>538259267
>He hasn't mastered the instant transmission technique
>no lobby
>have to make my own now
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243178413427/76561198120804312
Get the fuck in lads, comfy early morning here.
D10, whatever faction.
>killed the dragon roach after fucking up my kill previously, now I can extract
>another one spawns
>alright just gotta avoid the fire, the impaler, the chargers, the hordes of enemies, the digging enemies and keep my stims up 24/7 for the rest of the fight
>mid stim while ragdolled still get burnt in one frame
>difficulty 6 after lowering the difficulty several times to cakewalk tier just so I can play with the new enemy type
Are you supposed to bring like shield relay or something?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:42:49 PM
No.538259573
>>538259872
>>538259470
TURN OFF CROSSPLAY
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:44:43 PM
No.538259678
>>538259483
>shield relay
I'm still annoyed that enemies can just walk through the bubble
Give me a real defensive stratagem, god damn it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:44:48 PM
No.538259687
>>538259717
>>538259483
You are supposed to bring a mech and strafing runs and orbital Railcannon and something to fuck your own ass with because that's what it's like fighting on hive worlds.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:45:23 PM
No.538259717
>>538259687
I just wanna fight rupture buggies more
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:45:36 PM
No.538259732
>>538259891
>lvl 25 coyote
welp guess its time for the fun to end
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:46:30 PM
No.538259785
>>538259483
If you have the ballistic shield on your back the breath wont hurt you
>>538259470
2/4
>>538259573
IT'S OFF NOW ANON! IT'S OFF!
>>538259732
The fun ends next tuesday, when Alexus nerfs the Coyote down to Pacifier tier
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:47:48 PM
No.538259895
>>538260071
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:49:29 PM
No.538260018
When your lobby is full of brawndivers, you must say FVLL OF BVLLs.
When there are leandivers, it is not possible to say this.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:50:01 PM
No.538260052
>>538259891
>heres +1 pineapple, and 50 demolition force for your silo buddy, say thank you
>oh and we nerfed all light pen melee weapons to actually only be light pen
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:50:20 PM
No.538260071
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:51:36 PM
No.538260141
>>538259483
As an avid shield relay on bugstard it doesn't really help with dragons I'm gonna be honest, I thought it might help bounce back the damage and kill them if they got close like it can with Bile Titans but they just shred through its health even without hellpods taking chunks first.
Only time I ever really bring it now is on truck escorts to try and keep damage off while its stationary.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:52:03 PM
No.538260172
>rig wheels can be popped
Fucking sweden. I shouldn't be surprised by this shit, but it still catches me off guard.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:52:08 PM
No.538260176
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:53:17 PM
No.538260256
>>538260357
>>538259891
>People think the new bugs are hard
>Everyone stops using ARβs and they become easy
This is a buff for the player base
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:54:37 PM
No.538260357
>>538260256
everyone is using the coyote thoughever
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:56:49 PM
No.538260531
>>538260581
Quick! can Thermites close underground BT holes?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:57:33 PM
No.538260581
>>538261147
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:57:52 PM
No.538260612
>>538264503
No lobby. No bake. Just Justice.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:58:55 PM
No.538260689
>>538225692
I WANT TO BREED ERAVINS BUSSY!
>>538259872
STILL 3/4! Where the fuck are (you) anon!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:02:32 PM
No.538260989
>>538260879
pc doesn't work d10 dives
also I fucking suck
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:05:24 PM
No.538261147
>>538260581
fuck I didn't take the ultimatum cause I thought they do.
I love the pineapple.
It's garbage but it's fun. I really hope it gets the frag treatment or maybe buffed.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:06:05 PM
No.538261182
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:07:01 PM
No.538261246
>>538260879
I'm in bed because it's 7am.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:08:35 PM
No.538261348
>>538261519
>>538261175
Do the bomblets reveal the diggas?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:11:06 PM
No.538261519
>>538261348
Yeh they do it pretty well actually.
I use it to crack big groups of enemies apart and move through them. It feels a little better than a frag at killing tightly compact enemies, it punches through chaff and lets you move through to keep moving.
Not really a killy nade. But god it's fucking cool dude.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:11:44 PM
No.538261562
>>538262582
>>538261175
is it as bad as it sounds on paper?
What is the actual advantage of it over the standard frag grenade?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:16:52 PM
No.538261897
The more talkative about the game randoms are, the less competent they are.
Tragic.
Why does the Cookout feel so shit now
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:19:15 PM
No.538262060
>>538262009
they changed how fire works
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:24:17 PM
No.538262409
All fire primaries besides Torcher give you AIDS btw
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:24:20 PM
No.538262415
>>538263240
>kill impaler in tunnel
>its dead body blocks my only exit
>try crawling and diving, can't get past it
>try shooting it with quasar, predictably does not remove the dead body
>whatever I'll just wait til it despawns
>1 min later, still hasn't despawned and I'm just standing there like a retard
>suddenly, charger clips through it with no problem and kills me instantly
Good game
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:24:25 PM
No.538262421
>>538262009
Fire and gas are bugged to only work properly near the host
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:25:00 PM
No.538262463
new throod?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:26:25 PM
No.538262582
>>538261562
Sounds cool.
But yeah it's just like they accidently inverted the frag bonus.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:33:55 PM
No.538263118
>>538263561
>don't know what I'm doing
>join QP match
>awesome a level 34 dude will carry my through this mission for sure
>somehow I'm the most competent player here
>I have to figure out how mission objectives work while they stand around getting killed
Man what the fuck
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:35:28 PM
No.538263240
>>538263767
>>538262415
your warp pack?
is the ODST event over? I haven't played in ages but I can't see the warbond in the acquisition screen
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:39:52 PM
No.538263561
>>538264114
>>538263118
>>awesome a level 34 dude will carry my through this mission for sure
Brother that's barely above a toddler, back before they increased the level cap to 150 that would be a respectable number but now if the level is below the 100s the guy probably struggles with diff 8
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:42:21 PM
No.538263767
>>538263240
your janky swedeslop?
>>538263545
the sound of obsolescence because better alternatives exist that don't require a backpack
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:42:47 PM
No.538263798
>>538263920
>>538263495
It should be a permanent warbond like all the others.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:44:21 PM
No.538263920
>>538264083
>>538263495
>>538263798
That is to say it should be there for you to buy at any time, it is for me and others
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:46:47 PM
No.538264083
>>538263920
Oh yeah, I'm retarded it was at the very bottom. Now I'm kinda torn though because I guess the armor and weapons are kind of bad, but I love odst
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:47:13 PM
No.538264114
>>538263561
>barely above a toddler
Makes sense since the game has been out for so long, I didn't actually think about that I was too full of hope that I wouldn't be raped by bugs this round
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:48:19 PM
No.538264194
>>538266841
>>538263775
whats the alternate nigger
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:49:11 PM
No.538264248
>>538257991
these wouldnt work because the maps are too large and people get split naturally at times due to hordes, you also die too fast in this game in general for anything that requires someone else to help you out.
Also people are retarded and they aren't the same randoms you played with in L4D, let teamwork happen organically, if it does, cool you had a moment
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:52:47 PM
No.538264503
>>538265818
>>538260612
Image reminds me of Justice from Helltaker game
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:53:04 PM
No.538264524
>>538235526
>stalker variant that doesn't even try to kill you
>it only tries to capture you
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:53:39 PM
No.538264581
>>538264818
>Scav calls in breach near objective
>Run on the elevation hillside
>It shits out ungodly amount of hunter and scav
>Nuke them with napalm launcher
>The fresh batches just walk off the fire
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:56:46 PM
No.538264818
>>538264581
>be host
>pay stim tax to every rupture warrior
>be not host
>fire and gas don't work on half the enemies
They will nerf the Coyote before fixing this btw
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:57:01 PM
No.538264832
>>538266841
>>538263775
Is the Swiss Army Knife of support weapons chuddie. It can do it all.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:03:37 PM
No.538265316
>>538266086
>lock developers in a room
>tell them they are only free to leave when they complete a d10 cave in a public lobby
Do you think they survive?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:05:05 PM
No.538265435
>>538265965
>Try every armor in the game
>Always come back to starting medium with extra padding
The good ol' reliable...
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:05:58 PM
No.538265507
>instead of game crashing my whole PC restarts instead
SWEDEEN and I lost the privilege of being host too
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:10:07 PM
No.538265818
>>538264503
Preposterous.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:11:34 PM
No.538265915
>>538239897
>They just manually go through their builds to apply the fixes to all of them. Until they forget and then the bug comes back.
AH doesn't even do that, I'm pretty sure one of the devs said that it's so hard for them to catch bugs because none of them bother updating their dev builds at all and all of them are using completely different versions of the game as dev builds (this is probably why rupture chargers have the turning radius of launch chargers, rupture spewers and bile dragons have extremely lethal spit attacks with wildly inaccurate hitboxes from launch spewers and BTs, and so on).
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:12:17 PM
No.538265965
>>538266086
>>538265435
statistically they'd probably get carried by the 3-man chang squads i've seen that are actually pretty coordinated.
If you make them enable crossplay they might be cooked though
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:13:22 PM
No.538266047
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:13:48 PM
No.538266086
>>538241560
>hellpods have enough force behind them to punch through roughly 7ft of stone, concrete, steel, and more, while using thrusters to slow their descent
>the same hellpods can't punch through 7ft of dirt without slowing their descent
Thank you Sweden.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:17:07 PM
No.538266353
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:18:39 PM
No.538266476
>>538266280
That just means the cave structures are more durable than 7ft of stone, concrete, steel, and more, thanks to the wonders of Terminid engineering.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:19:17 PM
No.538266516
>>538266280
Super Earth needs precious samples to research dirt roof penetrating hell pods, thanks for the beta testing!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:20:48 PM
No.538266646
>>538245539
Pilestedt "left" (reassigned to a lesser role) because he disagreed with Sony, and they wanted someone who would easily agree with any future decisions (Shams, from the famously consumer-friendly company known as Paradox)
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:23:28 PM
No.538266841
>>538268348
>>538264194
>>538264832
The Speargun does everything the AC does but doesn't require a backpack, has non-shit ergos and can be reloaded on the move.
>Chaff units
GL has better radius and damage, can be reloaded on the move. AC's flak mode isn't as good.
>Another anti-chaff alternative
Arc GL has the same pen as AC but also stuns and has a larger radius.
>Taking down heavies
Railgun
>Ammo economy
Lasercannon. Incendiary damage as a bonus
>Taking down devastators
AMR, way faster reload on the move.
AC sure does everything but it doesn't do it the best, takes your backpack slot also makes you constantly watch your mag because full mag reload is slow as hell. Not to mention having to stop every fucking time.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:42:35 PM
No.538268348
>>538274310
>>538266841
Yeah but does speargun or anything else you praise let you play whackamole with the inhabitants of oshaune? didn't think so.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:06:05 PM
No.538270268
>no way that Resupply is landing in her-ACK
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:36:54 PM
No.538273005
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:45:31 PM
No.538273837
>>538240545
During the xbox release I'd join xbox newbies on diffs 4 to 7 to help them out. I'd try not to carry them too blatantly, just pointing them to objectives and being on overwatch with the railgun or something to cover them. It was fun for a few hours.
In one game I joined 3 low levels who were struggling with bots on Borea, I assume they were in a discord call or something because they all brought the laser cannon after seeing me use it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:46:23 PM
No.538273924
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:50:57 PM
No.538274310
>>538268348
Yes it does. The speargun undigs the diggers and gases them, so they stop coming after you and just become retards for 5 seconds giving you sight of their soft body
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:04:55 PM
No.538275594
>>538263545
PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:05:25 PM
No.538275631
>>538276042
Why is the silo just a worse 500. It's so inconsistent against roaches. Pic unrelated
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:06:58 PM
No.538275770
4th faction will be space demons+goblins & orcs. Basically doom demons
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:09:51 PM
No.538276042
>>538275631
>retarded child of 500kg and ORCS, but on a 3 minutes cooldown
I don't get this stratagem at all. I guess it's ok for bot bunker missions, but you might as well take a 120mm barrage and get way more mileage out of it. I guess it's ok for factory strider, but you might as well take the cuck chair or recoilless rifle and get way more mileage out of them. It's just completely superfluous.