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*requests dirt shoes*

long shoes kudasai

Shiraoki is a false god

Saar do not request dirt shoes Saar.

It's not perfect, but it'll have to do. Hopefully I can get Parent 2 done before Seiun Sky drops.

>>538253245
ないです

Shoe check, /uma/.

100k event points left to grind

I don't think I've ever played a game with so much misinformation, both from ignorant misunderstanding and from malicious lies. It's quite astonishing really.

It doesn't help anyone to have your own opinion

What a slut.

>>538253313
Pretty good, only Teio's missing groundwork

>>538253313
That bourbon is insane. Yours or borrow? And is it your profile uma?

>>538253393
>malicious lies.
such as? I've seen false info but I can't tell if it's due to retardation or malice

Auto when? My backlog of h-games is stacking up since I don't have time to spend hours a day gooning anymore.

>>538253376
300-400 of sprint, mile, medium and long
30 dirt.

>>538253393
My lies aren't malicious, they bring me and others boundless enjoyment.

>>538253393
I used to help people but after realizing most of them are stubborn and didn't want to listen. I gave up and just joined the people spamming misinfo since it's more fun.

>>538253312
I have an idea on how she can make a lot of money...

>>538253429
Borrowed, unfortunately. I wish I could luckshit my way into a parent that good.

i made a guide for cm3 bros. what else can i add?
bonus brownie points if you can find the misinfos

>>538253376
i sold all shoes over 200 for money

>>538253376
why are you hoarding shoes anon
your club umadacchis need them

>>538253506
I'll go and find it then if he has openings. Thanks

If only this worthless bitch hadn't failed a 20% triple rainbow training 3 (THREE) times this career, I'd have been done with this nightmare grind.

>>538253387
Those hundred carats are gonna matter one day, I'm sure of it!

>>538253256
Bad luck and conditions will come your way!

I don't know, I'm parent farming with Taiki and throw in random dirt races when I can so I'm netting at least 10 dirt shoes a run, I don't see the issue.

>>538253393
Don't forget to pick up Wet Conditions for the Sunny CM.

>>538253515
the recommended skills are a little lacking. also it's summer not winter, also it's wet not firm conditions, also it's sunny not cloudy but who cares about guts. also iron will is shit, oh it's a meme guide. kys

>>538253534
where do i do this

gud morning des :D

>>538253515
words words words
not a PvP gaylord and will be swiping credit card for whatever I want

>>538253515
>750 stam
wat

>>538253515
mostly fine except
>just get swinging maestro without running super creek
you don't need any gold recovery btw

>>538253639
inventory

I want Suzuka to rape me violently

>>538253405
Very Oriental mindset, anon.

>>538253610
Do you see the problem now?

SPECIAL WIFE

>>538253439
I refuse to believe that people peddling breeding looping are doing it in good faith.

>get 10 mood downs before Satsuki Sho
>immediately pivot into spark race farming
I fucking hate this game

Will this work or are the stats too low? Went back to my failed NN's last cm and found one with 3 end closer debuffs.

>>538253583
well not like i have anything more important to do in my failed life

>>538253515
>winter, cloudy
lmao?
>iron will
LMAO

>>538253617
Dominator worked for one bwo in Taurus, no reason it shouldn't work as well in Gemini.

>>538253720
I'm doing this in order to keep good white sparks and high affinity. Why do you think it's bad?

Ohayo, anon-san. Do you really go out of your way to spread misinfo online so that other people will have a harder time with their CMs? Isn't that, like, something a complete loser would do?

>>538253515
Fix the recommended skills and I actually kinda agree.

>wanted to go to my local race track today
>still sickly
it's joever

shoe folio

>>538253515
Why is the posted map Hanshin 1600? Is this one of those cool gaslight memes you guys keep talking about, sorry I'm new.

>>538253515
You get lone wolf from Taishin's speed card, pick it on your second ace instead of a "debuffer"
Don't make a debuffer at all

Don't forget.

>>538253750
dominator (large) kept me laughing for a solid two minutes

>>538253732
it's fine but the lack of stam is going to make your ASE useless unless you get really lucky and proc it at the earliest possible moment

>>538253779
Grass Wonder will never be japanese

>>538253515
600 stam 300 guts retard

>>538253704
Yeah, I see you aren't missing El Condor Pasa and Urara. There's your fix, apply the solution, bwo.

>>538253790
I'll post some pictures during both main events. Get well soon

>>538253515
This is high effort Gaslighting.

>>538253790
They're going to euthanize you on track anon.

>>538253376
It's not like I'm gonna use them to unlock Urara's potential anyway

>>538253807
It's an EPIC misinfo guide to stick it to the ledditors lurking around here. We're just funny like that here.

>>538253732
Not enough stamina + no late surger savvy means you aren't likely to land all-seeing eyes on the umas at the front of the pack (the ones that matter)

If you autistically focus on CM you WILL burn out and then not want to play the game and then this will make your umas sad.
Don't do that.

>>538253393
It's a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. I think it all started as genuine misinfo caused by the "jpvets" not actually knowing/remembering how the base game worked, and people blindly parroting their advice. Then people started memeing about it and now people actually do it on purpose. Also the game having so much rng obviously doesn't help.

10 d*rt sh*es please

>>538253515
>750 stam
Is this the next gaslight?

>>538253981
NTA, but the ones that matter will be passing nature right as ASE procs aka the end closers so you don't really need stam or savvy. Studious is good though

>>538253741
Your horses need you, anon.

What stats do i need to win mile ura? is 600 spd 600 pow enough?

raisu..... stop failing tenno sho sprint rank 1....

You're rolling on Seiun Sky later, right, anons?

>>538254074
>Please don't go. The horses need you. They look up to you.

>>538254123
of course
i will make her my CM2 ace

>>538254123
No, I need to save for Akebono.

>>538254123
I am waiting for meine Pferdebraut

>>538253778
I'm of the opinion that looping is far too tedious and restrictive for the marginal benefit it gives. I think it's better to diversify instead of being locked to the same 4 or so characters forever.

Thank you, Rudolf. Very cool!

Good news /uma/ your taurus parents will still be useful for Cancer especially the greens like standard, firm, and spring. Easy groundwork proc if you have 2 of these greens + focus

>>538254205
... In 3 days?

>>538254248
Enjoying the RNG?

>>538254042
I agree that end closers are a high priority target but you will also want to be able to hit promoted pacers because they can run away with the race as well, and are way more likely to be cutting it close on stamina thresholds.

Studious is a mid-race FOV buff that lasts for 5s, you might have some overlap between that and when you proc ASE assuming ASE goes off at the earliest possible timing, but it is a huge gamble. That Nature is definitely serviceable, but it isn't good.

>>538254123
All I need is one daily paid roll

>>538254296
yeah
im going for open league

>>538253994
The "JP vets" never really existed. Getting your advice from some document a random Indonesian F2P faggot wrote is stupid, what perspective do you think he has

>>538254123
Of course. 1 daily pull a day

>>538254123
I don't have exactly a spark for her but sure, I need the statues and always welcome for jumpscares

>>538254306
Good points, you should also know that effective duration of a skill increases as the track gets longer

I think, between all the doom posting and the burnout and the p2w rng bullshit, I think uma is a fundamentally fun game and I find myself playing it much more than most gachas. Not for hours on end, but instead of 14 minutes of dailies I can sit down and play a few careers for about an hour when I feel like it

>>538253393
>I don't think I've ever played a game with so much misinformation
ENTER

>>538254275
Oh, right, my Taurus parents. The parents for Taurus.

>>538254321
Hand them over

vets arent particularly good at the game. just early

you know what to do danchou

>>538254123
I only have 15k so I'm going to hope I can get her in as few 10 pulls as possible. I need to save up for my wife's summer outfit.

>>538253393
i dunno
it is half the fun for me

>>538254438
you do have firm condition, standard distance parents right?

>>538254123
I'll roll her banner until I get enough statues for 3* Cow Scarlet so I can add her unique to my CM3 parent.

>>538254494
same, the best I can do is until first rainbow or 30 pulls

so called "jp vets" told me the game becomes less random over time, but then i look at jp gameplay and there is 10 more things to roll rng on each race

I like how Mayano's trainer is like
>this can't be real
Half the time in her career

>>538254568
Currently existing things become less random
More things get added that have randomness factors

>>538254568
the good thing for jp meta is that autistic parent farming actually pays off because you'll have so much wit that every skill is pretty much guaranteed to proc so the trainer who devotes time and research to finding the optimal skill setup will win all the time

>>538253945
>anon had the strength and willpower to limp to the side of the track, protecting both the horses and the jockies as opposed to what would have happened if he had collapsed in the middle of the track

It's Seiun Sky day and I'm ready to blow my load

>>538254449
I realized this when I came from the Korean server of another game and watched my fellow players (who had been fucking SHITTERS on kr) disseminate complete misinformation to the fresh global community. Like watching a train about to crash and you can't do anything about it

>>538254407
wtf this wasn't mentioned anywhere

when is seiun sky

>>538254741
I'll roll but only because I need to 3* my Ryan to breed Lategod umas.

>>538254753
In all fairness to the troony doc, it actually mentioned it.
>Note that the (skill) duration is multiplied by track length / 1000, so on longer tracks, the effectiveness will go up.

>>538253192 (OP)
bros..

>>538254760
10 pm UTC. Go back to bed.

I'm just here for the lust provoking images and to complain about RNG

I won like 20+ races with urara and it's barely hitting plat
I guess japs really hated dirt huh?
I need the turf S to get that legend status

You guys promised me 1500 carats this week
Where is it

>>538254812
I'm also rolling mostly because I want more Umas. Seiun Sky will just be a bonus. I've only rolled on supports so far and I'm bored with my current lineup

>he unironically 10 rolls in a 3% banner with no pity carry over
don't you guys understand probability?

>>538254935
Isn't North America basically the only major horse racing region that runs predominantly dirt?

you might not like it but this is what peak raisu stats look like to reach ura finales

>>538254993
it is actually 50/50
you get her or not

>>538254961
Aieeee grass wonder do not step on my balls

>>538254741
I'm ready to roll and uninstall when I don't get her.

>>538254993
yeah everything is 50% because it either happens or it doesn't
>I would always get good points in stats exams because majority of points is tied to making explanations lul

>>538254993
>>he unironically 10 rolls in a 3% banner
30% odds isn't bad, I risk trainings on worse for less.

>>538254935
In Japan, dirt is sand. I know this sounds like a fucking meme but it's the truth.

Malicious gaslight
>changing the track conditions
>downplaying seiun sky's unique
>recommending urara front memes
Subtle gaslight
>750 stamina
>firm conditions count for good terrain
>non-fronts are irrelevant
Truths
>600 stamina 300 guts
>pace el condor pasa meta

>>538254961
At the end of Gemini when you win anon ;)

>>538255053
>he doesn't know
RIP your carats

>>538254993
It takes way too long to spark in this game. By the time you have spark, at least two meta umas will pass you by and you'll be behind.

>>538255086
750 stam isn't even a gaslight considering 600 stam + 1 gold is what you actually need

>>538255040
It's 50/50 in 93 pulls

The yen is collapsing Cygames are about to up the price of carats

>>538254205
>>538254316
>>538254361
>>538254373
>>538254494
>>538254524
We'll all get her. I believe.

What do I do with my 300 clovers?

>>538255140
Wow, this gacha game doesn't let you get all the pulls you want without swiping, I don't know what the hell they're thinking desu.

How do I stop Daiwa Scarlet rocket? It's the only thing that I have no idea how to stop in rooms when it lines up for them.

>>538255214
Hoard them until Cygames decides to add SSR/3* vouchers to the clover shop

>>538255198
...in the west?

>>538255315
Yes. Unless you buy Japanese Government bonds then you get a discount.

>>538255262
it's meant to be unbeatable if the stars align. only thing you can do is run a really shitty air groove front so red ace procs way too early

>>538255240
I'd swipe over twice as often if carats were like half the cost. As it is, you're looking at over 400 bucks just to get the character you want. And god forbid you want to pull some MLB cards to let her do well too.

AAAAIIIEEE THAT WAS MY LAST BORROW

>>538255310
noooooooo i already bought alarm clocks with them

>>538253393
>>538253515

hoarding carats is boring
gambling with carats is exciting

>>538255310
Is that a thing in JP already?

>>538255262
Nice neicha with Stam eater double Stam targeting pace and frenzied with ASE. If the other guy brings one too that's -11% hp.

Somehow there were anons replying to the last gaslight meme seriously which is uhh concerning. Hopefully this one is more obvious?

>>538255240
Sorry that you're going to be behind on the meta because you won't have enough for Seiun Sky, Summer Maru, and Christmas Oguri. I'm going to take a chance and with luck have all three of them.

>>538255382
spechud san...

its literally illegal to lewd the horses so dont do it
Japan WILL find you

>>538255262
Bring a front runner that dies before last spurt

>>538255395
that "don't roll until kitasan rerun" video still pisses me off bwo, please add a trigger warning

>>538255395
that means it's working as intended
keep it, the subtler the better

>>538255384
its not

CURSE OF MAYANO

>>538255408
>Names XOguri despite her not having any front synergy
You should be skipping her and saving for Valentine Bourbon instead

>>538255395
Where is the gaslight doc

>>538255480
Oh, based. Mine does that on her own anyway

What's a fan farming deck look like?

>>538255564
you can run her on the tracks where 777m triggers just before the final leg starts for a free win thoughbeit

>>538255262
mcqueen counters her

>>538255408
Try not to cry when if have to spark for Seiun and have to choose one of the other two in the allspark banner.

>>538255395
>DONT THINK
>JUST FOLLOW THE DOC

Ahem, she's called Holiday Oguri you uncultured swine

>>538255643
Stroke or ESL?

>>538255643
all spark is bait, if anything you want to wait until the 4.5% rate up uma banner. till then just save 2 sparks for the card banners that give you the pal card for the scenario. this will be the meta forever.

>>538255589
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DEAR LEADER, SHE IS MAKING THE FINGER GESTURE!!!

Spe wife

I was thinking of going to a race when I'm in Japan later this year but I don't want people to know I'm only there because of Umamusume

How do I train a CM3 team out of this pile of umas...

every uma is my daughter, not my wife

>can't spread misinfographic in 90% WR discord because it's a bannable offense
Im too weak sowwy bwos

>less than 12 hours
until CM registration. You thought I was talking about Sky?

>>538255802
Unless you're wearing some kind of uma musume clothing or paraphernalia, nobody's going to notice or care. Just go.

>>538255712
Wanted to change "when" to "if" but accidentally deleted (you) instead.

>>538255861
12 hours until i CUM

>>538255845
these people have discord moderators with infinite time and power trips. It's not worth trying on their home turf.

>>538255871
I was going to wear my Nishino Flower micro bikini print tshirt

>>538255721
Skip sky
Skip smaru
Skip xoguri
Spark one on multi rateup. Get the other from pick ticket. -100 pulls. - $15
Spark vbourn -200 pulls.

>>538255815
Pasa Taishin Scarlet.

I test my team in TT, that way my secret build isn't leaked ahead of time

>>538255019
The americans destroyed their nature so hard the turf is hard to grow

la ilaha illallah desu yo

this is becoming /biz/
>put all your savings into S&P 500 and wait 50 years!

>>538255815
>El Condor Pasa as an ace and as a parent, has a very strong unique for this track
>Taishin ace, hard to train but encroaching shadow procs at the right spot again
>Flex spot for (your) wife here

>>538255871
Dude could be dressed as Grass Wonder (including the naginata) and having a weeaboo-induced seizure and the japanese old men would still not care, they're just there to gamble their money away so that they don't have to pay child support

>>538256015
Don't say that, it makes mustard gas.

fufufufu...

giwtwm

>>538256056
>hard to train
>have at least 7* mile
>implying you weren't going to do that anyway

>>538256047
My grandpa put all his savings into berkshire hathaway and now I don't ever have to work :)

I hope he's looking down on me proudly as he sees me spending his savings on cute horse girls.

>>538256047
yes retard bro you would have paper handed your property rights worth 1billion if you sold early when you settled in canada. to be top 1% you have to not let have a primal behavior

>>538256056
>>538255986
Are you running Pasa as front?

>>538256078
Tell me my CM2 fortune, magic horse.

Seiun in four hours, right?

>>538256252
11h 10m

>>538256159
It's moreso her training events, if you're not running Tazuna the guaranteed practice poor + mood down can be a real bitch to get rid of

>>538254935
Not all dirt is created equal. Japan's dirt sucks, which is what you would expect from an island nation. Britain is the same way. The continental dirt of North America is much better which is why there's more of a focus.

>Huh, I wonder why the illegal alien keeps getting boosted for CM3.
Oh that's why

>>538256173
>multi generational neets
damn, what are the chances of that? usually all the wealth is gone right after it gets taxed

Recommend me a CM3 team bros I can't get Race Planner on Daiwa because of FUCKING Oka Sho

>>538256210
>Investing
>Top 1% behaviour
This nigga has never worked a day in his life. What's a 401k? What's a retiremen fund?

>2 gold inspirations
>none of them end up on distance S (15*)

>>538255802
Buddy there are already tons of normies going there because of Umamusume. Nobody gives a shit

>>538255815
>Potential 2
Do poorfags really

>>538256230
Nah, you'll need too many pink sparks for it to be worthwhile.

Can't we speed the schedule forward a couple years so I can roll for Transcend?

When's the next support banner we can pull thoughbeit?

>Suddenly everyone running nice natures in CM2 lobbies
>My late surger ace keeps getting blocked by them all the time

>>538256230
If I get enough dupes to 3* her probably.

>>538256290
It's actually surprising how often I get rid of it in 1-2 turns at which point it becomes an asset thanks to the huge stat bomb you get.

>>538256230
Pasa as front is one of the biggest ruses for this CM.

>>538256230
>>538256414
why run her as front anyway?

>>538256349
bakushin (front cover with high wit and power to prevent other front runners triggering seiun sky ult), vodka as late surger, el condor pasa as late or front

>>538256047
I recently had an anime plot occur where my millionaire grandfather who had not contacted us in 30 years showed up in his 90s and put me in his will. So I guess soon I'll be a whale along with the cryptojeets

>>538256240
Shiraoki says if this post ends on a 7 you will have smooth sailing to your first place. If it ends on a 3 you will fail early one. Anything inbetween remains a mystery.

Taiki Shuttle is the only 3 star I don't have the onsen scene for yet. I'm sick of doing Taiki Shuttle runs...

>make a new account
>roll trainees and a few supports
>don't care about the meta, reroll the acc for trainees
>follow the story of my daughters in career mode
>read who's available
>repeat until all umas are out
Can't believe you tryhard (or god forbid, whale) in a gacha

>>538256435
Riko/Rice
nothing before then worthwhile
Actually I can't remember if neicha is before or after them
She is strictly for making late surgers sort of playable though, Riko/Rice is much more important for your sanity for Aoharu.

>>538256105
Tell me about the carrotheads
Why do they love the groove so much

how much dollarinos do I need to get swimsuit maruzensky?

Oh fuck I almost forgot.

I'm planning on running El CP and Top Cun for CM3. After that, who's the next best available? Would it be Scarlet? If so, I have to buy those pieces pronto!

Calm down buddy

>>538256435
if you have kita mlb, riko
if you dont have kita mlb, the kita rerun

>>538256625
$300 if you haven't bought the limited packs yet.

I feel like the Hishi Amazon support card gets darker the more I use it throughout a run. Maybe it's the bar turning from blue to green to orange. Can any artfag explain or am I just shizo?

SHUKI SHUKI SHUU SHUKI

>>538256505
I'm gonna get your divination license revoked.

mmmm white sparks good

I've not trained Gold Ship for maybe 2 weeks and gave her a try again today. Her career is such an easy mode.

>>538256625
>tfw I only know those cars because I played Need for Speed an ungodly amount during my childhood
Don't worry Maru, we're growing old together

Witgod says to skip Riko/Rice

>>538256740
stamina eater doesn't work for cm3, also where's groundwork?

>>538256471
I suppose the theory is that angling and scheming into victoria por plancha is an "I win" button, but it ignores the cost of having to run a bunch of front runner sparks and not mile or turf sparks.
just slap VPP on Seiun Sky instead

>starting to have uma related dreams
I don't ever wanna wake up

>>538256786
you can borrow Riko or use the R if you are down hard.

>>538253232
Dozo

>>538256692
The more you use it=more time training under the sun=darker horse.

>>538256692
As your bond grows closer, her chocolatey allure grows more irresistible, it happens to literally everyone.

>don't have the banners needed for daiwa's upgrade because who the fuck runs oka sho/suka sho/elizabeth cup
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

>>538256786
he's very wrong

>>538256734
It's on par with the RNG in the game and it was not a bad fortune. You should be more grateful

>>538256015
Reject Uma Musume
Embrace Ummah Muslimah

>>538256798
interesting. according to the sim, Sky with inherited Pasa is a bit faster than Pasa with inherited Sky.

>>538256786
You can just borrow the scenario cards.

>>538256770
Especially compared to Taishin's, Biwa and Ticket have twice the equivalent uma rivals

so what is the context of that new song anyway?
is it meant to be like valentines concert?

>got tm opera
>senior year christmas event
>she just proposes
WHAT THE FUCK
HUH

>>538256883
>who the fuck runs oka sho/suka sho/elizabeth cup
daiwa ;)

>>538256791
I want to do Tachyon careers and I don't care about CMs. I was just suprised when the white sparks started rolling and found wit being 1* to be funny.

>>538256798
if you aren't prepping for these things RIGHT NOW it's pretty much over for any elaborate plans with the time acceleration.

>>538256883
...Daiwa does? That's the point.

>>538256998
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO DO MY ACE RUNS WITHOUT RACE PLANNER

in jp you want tucker mlb so you have the freedom to borrow cards that are op in whichever flavor of the month event. The next scenario will be the same thing. Get the pal cards.

The weather is great again (I forgot my hat and sun glasses). The first big race starts in one hour

>just gonna toss a 50 daily roll at Seiun Sky
If she likes me, she'll join. But, I haven't gotten any 3* from all the daily rolls I've done since release

>>538257047
ye dude just get the scenario cards that will stick around for like 3 months with the accelerated schedule and then be completely, utterly useless from then on

>>538257036
Do the runs to get them, then do your ace runs.

>>538257036
>he didn’t farm pot5 for his Uma wife
everyone laugh at him

>>538256883
just buy gourmand bro

>>538257061
I didn't know they had recumbent horses.

>>538257047
>you HAVE to roll this card that goes obsolete in 4 months
Mr. John Cygames calm down

>>538257087
I used this mentality when I used to play FGO, if they like me they will come, but then it made me depressed because not even fictional characters like me

>>538257115
its usually discounted bwo.... thats how you play gacha games. roll only on anniversaries

>>538257061
>(I forgot my hat and sun glasses)
rip.

>>538256970
Anyone who unironically thinks that umas aren't for (you) are genuinely retarded.

STOP
THE
COUNT

>>538256889
I believe in witgod he said he was ok without them

>>538257212
can't relate, got Summer Castoria NP2 in 300 quartz

>>538256798
Victoria into angling and scheming is still 0.7 lengths slower than Pasa pace

>>538257225
it takes 400 rolls on a highroll to MLB cards in this game, I'm guessing they give 50 to 100 at best. You're probably the type of guy who falls for the key jingling stickers at grocery stores about how low the prices are.

>>538257261
>it's crawling closer and closer to 500k each week and I basically haven't touched my TT lineup since CMs started

I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

>>538257087
>I haven't gotten any 3* from all the daily rolls I've done since release
That's good though, it means you're due one!

>>538257061
Neatt. Looks like a good time.

>>538256982
>He's still prepping for CM3
Everyone should already have their parent ready to pair up with a groundwork + mile seiun. Are you guys seriously not already prepping for CM4?

>>538257212
I quit years ago after dumping so much for a servant and spent and extra $300 and still didn't get her

>>538256935
Mashallah cover those indecent ears as well

>>538257335
feel free to brick your account and skip the pal card and get forced to borrow it every run

>>538257365
>only one groundwork on a grandparent
are you sure you are ready?

>>538257365
>he's not preparing for CM6
It's over for you.

>>538257296
Does that take into account the amount of distance running 3 front runners creates? You can't proc Victoria if you're not in the top 2.

>>538257176
It's a pretty popular in Switzerland and Europe I think. Today is the Autumn Grand Prix too and the end of the season.
>>538257247
Plenty of shade at least.

>>538257365
>only two gw stars
enjoy borrowing gold ship SSR on your ace runs

>>538257259
Yeah but she's got the fucking ring and all
Opera is doing a completely different ball game

I don't think Groundwork is that important.

>>538257360
Yeah I started to visit the turf because of Uma. It's a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

>>538257459
Good point, I'm not sure and you're probably right then. Better to play it safe and do front Pasa + Seiun and Seiun + Pasa

There's really only one CM worth heavily prepping for and it's this one. You'll need 18* Stam and 18* URA to even stand a chance of just finishing

>>538257639
aren't stat caps higher by then? who cares

After seeing Daiwa Rocket RNG fiesta but strong when the stars align, I've realized how broken Angling and Scheming will be (acceleration on demand if the track allows it). How does cygames pull back the balance to allow lates, ends etc have a fighting chance again?

>>538257538
You ain't seen nothing yet, the umas that come later will make your balls drop back into mommy's womby.

>run looks like it has potential with early friendship maxxing
>senior year they all ignore priority and only give 3 rainbow trainings
fuck off

>>538257695
>when the stars align
not even that hard to do, just bring your own shitty front for daiwa to zoom past

I just realized I somehow gaslit myself into thinking I won the URA finale with Vodka. Thought I had, but I noticed that I had 20 good endings, but have run 21 different careers and somehow had missed taking Vodka to the top.

No idea how I managed to not notice until now

She's practically free

>>538257261
I still regularly highroll into 490k any time between monday and wednesday so I don't mind that much

>>538257801
gets hard countered by shittier fronts that die just past the halfway point and trigger her early though.

>>538257782
>maybe I'll get lucky on sparks at least
>1* guts, no whites
>ahh fuck it, guess I'll pop into the club and shift some shoes
>dirt shoes requested
>fuck this game, I've gotta go take a shit
>blocked

>>538257392
People complain about pity not carrying over, but FGO didn't have any pity system at all for the longest time... I still have a soft spot for my wife Astolfo though.

>>538257538
bro is not ready for Still in Love

>>538257828
No one remembers Ikuno Dickus

>>538257875
how do you make a shitty front to counter daiwa?

>>538257828
>Watch her support card scenarios and her in S2
>Think she's charming in an autistic way
>Would like to roll for her
>Surely she will be out soon
>pic rel

>>538257948
your own staminalet groove is a good one. needs to die just past halfway to trigger early red ace

>>538258006
how much stam is that?

>>538258035
It's impossible to get your stamina/guts low enough to actually gas out before the final leg.

I can’t believe this sacrificial uma meta is actually a thing that will happen
how stupid

>>538258035
there's a lot of factors beyond just strict stamina # and rooms are variable with debuffers, you're going to have to test it out but start by cutting stamina reqs in half without recoveries and go from there. If you don't want to bother then a couple strong paces can also stop Scarlet. McQueen is popular for that.

>>538258006
so that's what that air groove is for

BakuSHIN!

>>538258308
air groove is for denying pace promote and for debuffing ends
scarlet runners also use her for dying in the last spurt and passing her to set up their own unique.

lol imagine thinking procing scarlet's ult early is a good thing to do for the enemy. most of the time it doesnt proc.

umas are not ready for sex
umapyoi this umapyoi that all the time but they're all going to fold when the real deal hits

>>538258178
>>538258294
will this work for cucking enemy daiwas? if not, then what do I need to fix?

>>538257365
>1.7% for groundwork on ace run
Kek

>>538258484
This
just run a good pace horse and laugh as she sinks from 3rd to 7th or whatever.

>>538257935
>People complain about pity not carrying over
They do not understand how lucky they are to even have a pity system at all, yeah. Fuckers then forget to finish their pity!!

when you are borked you are borked

>>538258380
what is a pace promote

>>538257978
She has a wife you know

>>538257978
She's an understated sort of beauty and charm.
She's also the one for cyclingfags too.

>>538258520
sleepy and forgot to attach >>538258178
>>538258294

>>538258560
If there's no frontrunner, a pace chaser gets promoted, meaning they get frontrunner positioning but get to keep pace chaser stats.

what if someone brings a serious front runner? huh? when that daiwakeks?

>>538258506
I'm excited to see the rivalry between Contrail, Daring Tact and Almond Eye when they finally add them.

>0.35 for 3s
Why do people say Keeping the Lead/Vanguard Spirit is bad again? Is it just point-inefficient or are the conditions really difficult to meet?

>>538257828
These figures are actually quite good, if you're hestitating I'd say go for it. Cheaper than a 10pull.

Gentildonna waiting room

>>538258807
Because they dont want you creating a gap mid race so they can't fire off their daiwa rockets.

If you're blocked, you're blocked

>>538259052
You can see that Jockey's underwear outline

>>538259127
They should implement that for umas too.

>>538259127
why are you looking there

>>538257828
>pre owned
someone came on this

>>538259127
You can also see the horses' bare asses.

any one use bot?

>>538259052
These horses are running naked, why don't umas run naked too?

>>538259052
Skill Issue. Watch this chad late surger performance (Knights Choice, pink and yellow jersey)

https://youtu.be/ub9geZkZmgA

difference between long S and long A is always 0.2 seconds, according to simulator
am I missing something, or does it actually not make much of a difference this CM?

>>538258807
>It's only for front runners (unless you wanna gamble no front + lucky pace)
>Meaning they get the least speed in late race
>Also no 3rd recovery (gourmand is pace, calm and colected is pace)

>>538259052
Horses!

I wish I had a little sister.

>>538259193
Some of the jockeys are women tho. Thats the winner of the 2600m btw

>>538259353
Actually, not even 2nd recovery because you can't bring mejiro's card on mejiro. You'd have to either bring vodka or gamble on breath of fresh air event.

>>538259389
I don't like how he parades his toddler daughter on stream for content.

>>538259389
Just request dirt back, idiot.

>>538259412
That's your wife

>>538258807
Three umas is a lot of umas. I don't think you can ever rely on that proccing unless you have a snappy thh setup, and then, how are you affording all this?

>>538258807
Getting the lead by a largin margin is hard if there's another frontrunner. Even if you outstat them badly. My 900/900/600 can keep up with 1200/1000/700 sometimes because fronts programming is retarded to the point they had to introduce fifth role in JP later.

>>538258578
But that's not Makween tho?

16 minutes until Seiun Sky

>>538259615
Don't sloppost with my concubine.

>>538259527
I get the rewards faster when I request medium.

>>538259389
Dirt shoe request will continue as long as e-celeb posting will continue.

just had a training where super creek fucked off forever
she literally didn't even show up for step 1 of her event.

>>538259389
A single Haru run can net you 20-30 shoes

>>538259526
only a pedo would say that

>>538259669
it doesn't matter. Time between requests are always 8 hours

>run 4 races in a row
>no mood down
>practice perfect event
Holy based

My Tracen assigned Uma is flat but I signed a three year contract.... Not a day goes by without suicidal urges

>>538259716
you lacked baby energy

The Autunm Grand Prix starts in 20min. Two weeks ago High Noon was /uma/s pick and he got 2nd. He's todays 2nd favorite (and mine). Enattof is the champion and number 1 fav.. He won two weeks as well.

>>538259723
Nah I'm 36 and I still get mad when my parents put pictures of me on facebook without my consent. People should be free to not have their face plastered all over the internet, especially children of ecelebs.

Tazuna-san? M-my trainer keeps touching his lower parts whenever i do squats.... Can you do something about it please?

>>538259846
High Noon is also apparently in a bad mood today. His owner says that makes him run better and faster. Did Uma Musume lie to us?

>>538259662
Seiun Wife

Emo wife waiting room

>>538259353
I am not asking why front runners are bad in longs, I am asking why among all the skills that front runners have access to in longs, keeping the lead is considered a bad option.
>>538259631
>>538259639
That makes sense, the conditions are difficult to meet then. I was thinking they might be easier in a very late/end heavy meta like this one, but with more people finding out about Daiwa rocket and running sacrificial fronts it might not be so reliable any more.

So it's not worth it to buy the final copy of mcqueen stam card? It just gives a bit more hint frequency

>>538259846
Here's hoping High Noon wins. How is the German racing scene? I'm only familiar with the Japanese, American, and British scenes, but I've been thinking about taking a look at the German, French and Australian./NZ scenes.

Daiwafags, sending bad grooves your way

>>538260070
doesn't higher level increase the older stats too?
It's not like there's much for you to buy there

>>538260070
It's quite possibly the worst way to spend that many club points.

>>538260053
Because the only one that can actually run it is Mejiro (you won't use guts card for it). And mejiro bricks herself on anything but not pace in long races.

>>538259719
I'm not doing a run of a character I don't want to build just because my club is full of tards who can't stop requesting dirt when medium is objectively the most efficient.

>>538260070
Yeah, it’s worthless.

>>538257119
horses cannot love their trainer

>>538257828
id literally never buy anything pre-owned, but a figure? extra ew

what could go wrong

>>538260175
Seiun Sky has it too, which is why I was asking.

>>538259052
hope the races are good bro the weather is nice again

>>538260221
the bad fail event could really mess you up

>>538259389
found the slacker that logins only once a day

>>538260258
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG HORS

>>538260129
No. She doesn't have training bonus

>>538260428
The more I see of Calstone, the more I want her.

Mayano is a fucking whore slut

>>538259527
>oh god this person is a cunt
>'just be a cunt back bro it balances out'

My Gold Ship said
>C's get degrees

>>538260083
It's Swiss, but from what I've seen its pretty healthy. Plenty of people from all social standings. It has tradtion here obv. too. Thats High Noon with the Nr. 1
>>538260320
Yeah it's prett nice, just like 2 weeks ago

>>538259208
>>538260219
all prize figures are pre-owned by default useless you get them from the machine yourself

Are people actually running 900 stamina 3 recovery witlet horses?

Starting soon
https://www.youtube.com/live/dvZsHvF5maI

If I have to full pity Seiun Sky I'm dropping global for jp

>>538260128
everythings BIGGER in TEXAS

>>538260512
That's not a nice thing to say

Mayano likes it rough

>>538260258
AH, no punchies!

>>538260556
Sorry I thought the racecard was in German, so I assumed that it was a German race.

>>538259526
>t. the man in the sewer

>>538260519
Nothing cuntish about it.

>>538260571
Brother I’m running a 1.5 recovery 300 wit horse

>>538260756
No worries, I am in the German part of Switzerland

>>538260556
interesting wheel chair chariot

>>538260986
it's for the trot races

>>538260571
yes because the odds of at least 2 out of 3 golds proccing at 300 wit is 78.4% compared to just 49% at only 2 out of 2 golds proccing

>>538261034
Why are mares like this?

I have documents relating to Manhattan Cafe Project. One reply and I will release the files to the public!

>People racing is boring
>Horse racing is boring
>Uma racing is fun
Why?

I want to slurp up some uma foots

>>538253192 (OP)
How many hours until the banner drops bros? I've been waiting for this since day 1

>>538261172
54 minutes

go ahead and brick your account rolling on seiun flop

>>538261172
Five minutes.

>>538261172
10 hours.

>>538261172
like 12h or so

>>538261172
You overslept. Everyone already grabbed all the Seiuns.

>>538261134
the same reason why divegrass is fun but actual soccer is not

I just want to roll for cute horses... why are my carrats so low all the time?

HOW IS IT ALREADY 7AM WTF

For all the Seiun Sky pullers

>>538260258
All that animation just to run a bit faster...

just got my Seiun Sky, only 30 rolls, what about you guys?

>>538261316
But it's 8...

>>538261172
9h 52 minutes

>first month into classic year
>nice nature already talks like she's going to settle with her trainer regardless of the outcome of her career

How long does it take to spark again?
Both with and without monthly carrot pass?

tell me something about smart falcon

>>538261321
Thank you doro

>>538261321
Tasukete Fukukitaru-senpai!!

>>538261358
>he needed 30

>>538261342
holy fuck just imagine the smell

>5 minutes
>10 hours
>You missed it
Yeah fuck you too

>>538261321
Thank you o priestess of shiraoki sama

>>538261421
A little over 27 hours assuming $15/hr wage.

I made it into retention range bros. It's gonna be okay.

CunnyInc. has spots for /uma/ anons
everyone who applies is accepted
A+ rank circle. join and get your gems

Our boy got fourth... As it turns out the horse, who's 4 times champion and has 50 wins under his belt crushed it...

>>538261369
>mediocre girl barely makes it into prestigious university just to gold dig for a husband

I host open room CM matches, but I always let the 30 minute timer run out before starting

you've spent money on a game that won't even reach current jp timeline.

>>538261443
She is neither smart nor a falcon.

>>538259389
>posts e-celebs
>is a retard
wow that's crazy, it's almost as if...

>>538261321
Arigatou Kitaru!

Why does Marvelous Sunday routinely trap Nice Nature in a whack ass dream dimensionm

machikane fukukitaru

>>538261369
Tracen? More like Datecen.

>>538261321
Thank you Fukukitaru, may Shiraoki's blessing be upon you too.

>>538261443
She's not smart and she's not a falcon!

>>538261759
because pulling a Hellraiser on Nice Natie on the regular is MARVELOUS

When does Mambo release? I swear I've seen more content of her than any of the actual important horses or 3* ones.

>>538261646
Today I blew 50 bucks on slightly nicer than usual food. I don’t give a fuck dude.

Enattof is an pretty horse tho and just wins. He also hates to stand still

>>538261802
why DO they call her that?

most powerful umamusume
her powers peak every sunday and she has a domain expansion

>>538261796
Kill it

What's wrong with you people?
https://youtube.com/shorts/c6UBFZTmqSg

I'm beginning to think that groundwork sparks don't exist

>>538261761
I really want her Full Armour version just for the memery

>>538261545
Never trust uma to tell you the truth. But if you really want to know without having to ask, find out what timezone you're in and then subtract or add that number from 22. That will be your answer.

>>538261802
>Rice Shower?
>I hardly know her!

>>538261864
I've gotten gas once per month I leave the house so little. I survived on food stamps and odd jobs, and never eat out. Still, I seriously doubt you could match my fleek when I roll up in my paid for Lexus and I live in a basement nicer than most houses.

>>538261796
Preparing for the KFC collab.

>>538261824
Natie must experience the Eclipse and be branded by the Godhand so she can experience just how MARVELOUS life is

>>538262092
Who is Natie's Casca in this Scenario? The trainer?

>>538261607
You're not going to trick me into leaving my club just to find yours is already full.

>the top /uma/ players abandoned us and went back to play gbf
What the fuck went wrong?

A true hero never chooses their battlefield.

>going to anime horse girls that have been dead for decades
What exactly is wrong with us?

>>538262035
Nobody gives a shit about your fleek when you're a shut-in.

Suzuka fucking died

I like the banner reset time. 8am is perfect. I can wake up and blow my load in bed before work

>>538262448
We're all shutins that's the common demoninator retard

>>538259342
it's better to have it than not, I suppose
but it's not a big deal if you don't get it as long as your stats and skills are fine

>>538262462
you can't use front until you have focus/concentration

>activates frenzied end chasers
>activates trick (rear)
>activates flustered end chasers
>activates hesitant end chasers
>activates subdued end chasers
>activates all-seeing eyes
GOLDSHIT I'M COMING FOR YOU NIGGA

>>538262608
>runs away anyway

>>538262503
Tickezo? More like Titezo

>>538262597
Sounds like a skill issue I never take Front/concentration on Suzuka. Waste of 320 skill points.

>>538262651
*blocks you because there's 6 other shitters in front*

So what is the actual benefits of getting higher star uma's? I know it's like +10 stats per 3 extra copies. But isn't there something to do with an ultimate upgrade? Uma copies can't be completely worthless when support cards are such whalebait that makes no sense.

>>538262092
Every uma, within her lifetime, should at least hope for a life she can sacrifice to the god of MARVELOUS

>tracen is a husband hunting ground
>the only trainer who picked urara slam dunks her into the daughter zone
It's over for her bloodline

>>538262462
>12th place
>FAIL TO FINISH

>>538262775
Inheritable skills.

Which Uma has the softest boobs?

The Stay Gold line sanity ranking
1. Fenemeno
2. Nakayama Festa
3. Orfevre
4. Stay Gold
5. Gold Ship
6. Dream Journey

>>538259669
what rewards?
are you retarded?

>>538262775
You can't pass on your unique unless you're 3*. Lots of 2 and 1 star umas have useful, meta uniques you want to pass on. Mejiro Ryan for example.

>>538262462
>>538262824

You should agree with Seiun Sky

>Classic Late Dec
where the FUCK are you Kitasan
this run is so fucked

>>538262483
Cute CB.

>>538262860
all the insane horses come from the mejiro lineage

>>538262786
I think it's implied she got into Tracen as some sort of make-a-wish situation on account of her congenital brain disorder.

>>538262775
If it's a 2* or below getting to three gives a pretty decent boost from the outfit events and upgrades the unique. Higher stars also give higher unique levels, which may or may not do anything.
>>538262786
That's what rape was invented for.

>>538262971
Canonically its cause Symboli Rudolph knew she'd lift the spirits of the actual students. Basically Haru is Tracen's resident mascot special ed kid

>>538262971
Her mum demanded her entry and everyone was too scared to refuse.

>>538262958
get this witlet some speed sparks

>>538262775
You get better starting stats and a better unique. It's not worth chasing as a f2p, but it's significant.

>tfw got a 4* Taishin and Oguri just from random dupes

It's the Lord's compensation for my shit luck in every other aspect of this game.

>>538262786
Well she's gonna die a virgin irl too

>>538262775
I tried to make a 2* mejiro ryan parent and then it hit me that she doesn't have pump some iron and can't pass it down

>>538262953
yes, mistress...

>>538262971
People keep forgetting about nameless mob Umas, who are even bigger jobbers than Haru.
It's not that unusual for Tracen to have subpar racers. So all in all, Ulala is not an outlier.

>>538263130
They need to license her mom.

>>538263232
Love this AI style. Reminds me of horsetail doujins, horses not related he does incest.

>>538263318
>one of these nameless mob umas is not like the others

>>538262775
+10 stats might not seem much on paper but you'll see the matikane SSR being considered in the future for exactly that bonus it's pretty significant

I'm too much of a pussy to use the club chat, but danchou...we will never get into Top 100 at our current pace. Set a higher quota, 30 million won't cut it anymore.

ORE JISHIN GA SHINRO SEKKUSU NI NARUN JA!!!!

>>538263339
Agreed.

AAAA I want to blow my f2p 8k carats load on seiun sky and get a bunch of 1* tachyon for it

>>538262976
don't think urara is capable of rape

>>538263402
Agnes?

>>538260560
what do these moon runes say

>>538261172
>>538261321
I just wasted my luck on this. It's so over for me

>>538262775
I found career way easier with 3* against same 1*. It's like 150 stats difference so pretty big as early game races are easier to win consistently and then it translates to more stats and skill points and makes it easier later. But I have really weak cards so maybe it's not noticeable with better ones.

Imagine losing a spot in the prestigious academy to the eternal jobber.

>>538263616
Just roll on your other gacha before Seiun drops so you ditch all the shit rolls off on them.

>>538263565
retards actually have a pretty strong sex drive and no mental barriers to keep it in check
and she's a uma so she also has overwhelming strength...

Guys Im quitting Uma cause Im feeling stressed and eating up my sleeping hours due to having a long dailies.
Im now suffering from lethargic, headaches and post nasal drip due to that. I just cant find time to slip Uma dailies during my work hours

>>538263669
Sucks to be them

>>538263605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvXBsBRpmc

>>538263594
Nah, she's not a nameless mob, it's obviously Breeze Airship. That's the face of a winner right there.

Taiki shuttle front runner
pasa and seiyun ult
Mile maven and leader's pride
Ground work and co

Thoughts?
Feel like taiki shuttle is uniquely positioned to lock in 1st place before position keep, but her unique skill won't activate so she is down 1 skill from the other umas.

Like, I could maybe use her to grieve other frontrunners from seiyun ult to give my taishin better succes chances, but maybe her kit is sufficient for an ace even without a signature skill.

>>538263768
See you tomorrow.

>>538263768
It's time.

>>538263768
>Im now suffering from lethargic, headaches and post nasal drip due to that.
Huh... I've actually been suffering from these since about the time that I started playing too.

>>538263318
what I don't get is why they keep accepting umas if they don't even have enough trainers for everyone

>>538263768
>due to having a long dailies.
stop eating so much MSG from the chink stores that own your neighborhood seanon

>>538263768
holy fuck i can't imagine being such a fucking weakling

I don't know how to process Oguri wearing a thong...

>>538263769
Imagine if Haru was a late bloomer and one day she grew to be as big as her mom out of nowhere

>>538263768
I only read
>I'm quitting cause I'm a metaslave

How much stamina do you need for the mile cup?

>>538264129
Shouldnt it be like 600+ 1 gold skill

>>538263783
>viet autogen
very unhelpful

can this team pull it, bros? dont think with my support cards that I get better results with more grinds

>>538264009
Would be funny if she turns from a jobber in junior/classic years into a huge SSR powerhouse like her mother

>>538264129
The track has a hidden stat boost for guts and stam, so you want 600/300.

>>538263565
That'll make things easier for her.

I havent felt the desire to play the game in the past few days. I think I've already burned out. The game is just unplayable without Kitasan MLB

>>538263939
Is it established that there are not enough trainers for everyone? We keep seeing various "Newbie trainer", "Seasoned Trainer" and etc during various Uma stories.
There are also teams, like Spica, Rigel and etc, with sole trainer that is responsible for multiple girls.

>>538264129
This is why Rice Shower power solves this stamina issues of sprint and mile by having Maestro. Everyone that will skip is bricked

>>538263768
>Guys Im quitting Uma cause Im feeling stressed and eating up my sleeping hours due to having a long dailies.
Same. Grubble is simply the better game where KMR actually respects its players.
We haven't gotten a single compensation or qol to aid the cancerous sped up schedule. CM every 2 weeks is fucking retarded.

>>538263939
Trainers train multiple Umas. Even the player does in the main story.

That's cool and all but where's groundwork

>>538264259
Holy fvark...