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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Misaki (Swimsuit) (3*)
Saori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)
Hiyori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)
Nonomi (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Shiroko (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Atsuko (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)

>News:
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/585
>Events:
[Rerun] Sheside outside – 9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Special Lesson in the Arius Autonomous District – 9/17 (Wed) 11:00 – 10/22 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:
Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/10 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Grand Assault: Chesed (Outdoor – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 9/10 (Wed) 11:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/21 (Thu) 11:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/3 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/10 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Hard – 9/10 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Commissions – 9/17 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>8/26 (Tue) After Maint – 9/9 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Sumire (Part-Timer) (3*)
Rei (3*)

>News:
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3112998
>Events:
Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 8/26 (Tue) After Maint – 9/9 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Grand Slam Collection!: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/08/prayball – 8/26 (Tue) 3:00 – 9/9 (Tue) 2:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Total Assault: Hovercraft (Field) – 9/2 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/8 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 8/27 (Wed) 2:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions – 9/1 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/8 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 9/5 (Fri) 19:00 – 9/7 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 9/8 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)

Skippu?

I don't like Mondays.

Forgib?

seia is an onahole

>>538313959
Nyes

>>538313753 (OP)
Great taste on the OP. Remember /bag/ is /lgbt/ friendly zone.
>>>/lgbt/40965244
>>>/lgbt/40963999
>>>/lgbt/40963233

How much is /bag/ actually spending here?

>1 spark
>2 sparks
>only some meme rolls?

>>538313463
Not related but through the years in the internet I saw a lot of people refer to the "zombie era simpson" and I though they were talking about literal zombies in a hallowen episode

>>538313753 (OP)
Thanks

>>538314246
I will get them both no matter what.

Remember to report and hide obvious garbage troll posts.
>>538314246
Knowing my shit luck, I'm gonna double spark.

>>538314246
Why are you asking about decision concerning something that is more than 2 weeks in the future? Are you really that hungry for (You)s? Dirty fucking slut

You will roll for both of them, right?

>>538314246
However much it takes me to get both, up to 400 rolls.

I can explain

>>538313409
sauce

My precious desert rose.

Waka

It's not just /trash/ linking now, huh?

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>538314193
I sont care how many times you call me a disgusting lolicon, mob-chan, you are still getting plapped!

Fluff Archive

>>538314806
He's just more comfortable making threads where he feels at home

>>538314246
>Best character is free
Free2PlayGODS keep winning

What do you think of my list?
Rei wasn't on here for some reason but she would be in between Michiru and Maki

>>538314806
just report and recursively hide the retard, he'll get bored eventually like all mentally ill losers do.

Good thing this is the last day of Wakatrash

>>538315115
zamn

>>538314584
Henpecked Sensei...

>>538315407
>talks about mental illness
>posts a loli
???

>>538315320
good

>>538315628
Found the retard.

>>538315424
I'll take hovercraft raid over greg, geburah, or kurokage any day of the week. those bosses can go fuck themselves.

>>538315628
Yeah, you're just as retarded if not more unless you're that other retard

Kanna likes having her butt sniffed

>>538314246
Man it took me 200 rolls to get Fuuka if it takes me 400 for both I'll shoot myself

>>538315662
When i first meet her i tought she was kasumi in a dress

Miyako won

i'm actually baffled at this point they haven't made erika playable yet.

>>538314173
I realize the truth now

>>538315913
Too thick

>>538315913
imagine how shiny she'll be after a few rounds of hot glue

>>538315913
won what?

sex

Sensei is indolent.

>>538314809
We know sensei

>>538315673
>>538315756
Thank for the (You)s, pedos ;)

>>538315913
Looks like shit. The official one is way better than that trash.

Students that can enter dinosaur mode when angry?

thank god thr best girl is free

>>538315167
/bag/?

im gonna crash out
this guy is fucking retardo

>>538315734
>geburah
Insane was literally a free plat

>>538316375
not for those who didn't have a maxed cow of Gehenna (true) to borrow

>>538315913
Why would you wear stockings with a swimsuit?

Wakaboat status?

>>538316324
thank god I'm not an ESL
Hikari is the best girl btw

>>538316375
*with lots of preparation

>>538316204
Not me. I'm not someone that calls people retard on the internet. That's just very cringe SEA behaviour. And since it's not SEA hours then it's BR/Hispanic American behaviour. Very agressive.

>>538316131
Momoi is foolish.

miyu
tsukuyo
aoba
yuzu
who am i missing? i feel like haruka is a different type of retard

>>538316524
to highlight the plumpness of her thighs

>>538313753 (OP)
SHURROSEX

>>538316614
We learned the retard monkey is from Arizona, so yea.

Reminder that Seia actually has huge tits.

>>538316648
I think haruka deserves to be there
maybe Shuro too

>>538316648
hiroy.
also ui arguably fits.

*TING TING TING TING*

Uhm... fuck JKNeru, fuck CKotama, and fuck niggers. That will be all.

more mature shuro

>>538316768
It's always the americans ehh...
Any reason why it's way easier to achieve platinum on NA server?

>>538314246
Do you keep getting spark points after hitting 200 or not, I can't remember
Anyway the plan is to roll for one and spark the other, if Arona makes me spark both though I will commit crimes

>>538316974
>bigger ass
>more mature
that's not how it works

>>538316517
I HAD LITERALLY 30 FUCKING UE50 SAGS SMILING SMUGLY AT ME FROM ASSISTANT MENU EVERY TIME I BORROWED ONE
SHE IS THE META PICK FOR PVP, MOST OF YOUR CLUBMATES SHOULD'VE HAD HER AT LEAST AT UE40
EVEN THEN YOU COULD'VE DONE 2T INSANE WITH HIBIKI OR MASHIRO FOR SECOND TEAM
I HAD HARDER TIME FINDING MAXXED MAID MIDORI FOR BINAH THAN SATSUKI

>>538316621
FABULIST! CHURLISH! FIBBER!

>>538284541
sauce me up, please

Took the birthday hound out for ramen.

>>538317040
one day chinks just suddenly decided to flood the EU server

>>538316901
>racism outside of /b/
>acting hard because you've done a challenge as level 90
Cringe overload.

>>538314246
My rolls must be minimal between now and Toki, because I need as many of them as possible for Toki.

>>538317194
Now give her semen.

>>538316901
opinions on jews?

>>538317132
Tell me about it, I UE50 mine and got about half as many borrows as I expected. All the more insulting considering the amount of times I had to defend my plan to dickroll her before she turned out to be meta.

>>538316562
I might keep gold. My ranking hasn't budged from yesterday so if that stays the same today then my newfag ass will be happy that I didn't have to do Insane.

>>538317302
I only did it for the memes

>get angry at video game
>shout in anger and punch the wall as hard as you can
>suddenly the energy totally leaves my body
Always keep it chill my buds.

Jumby my beloved...

>>538284541
>>538317191
I like this face.

>>538317052
>Do you keep getting spark points after hitting 200 or not, I can't remember

Yeah you keep getting them

See pig related

>>538317132
oh I had no issues, I had 1 available and platted with insane, but everyone who didn't got fucked
also not everyone pulled Sakurako

>>538317559
how do ritual waifu fags feel when someone cum tributes their student?

>>538316589
>roll for iwappi, iMari, bAsuna(free 100 rolls)
>only iMari needs UE30 at least and she is Kokona on steroids so it's a great investment anyways
>borrow Satsuki
>get 1T or 2T insane and enjoy your plat
It was that easy, I honestly don't understand why so many baggots take wakaboat more seriously than geburah despite needing way less investment and malding for the latter

>>538314246
I've got two sparks ready for them but I really hope I can get by with one.

>>538317638
>pig related
That's not a nice way to call Yuuka

is it over?

>>538314246
no sparks because i'm getting both in one tenner

>>538317715
shutup

>>538317194
Embarrassing

>>538317559
Jorbechev...

>>538317701
Why almost nobody pulled for Sakurako?
Isn't she meta for Greg too?

I wanna dickroll for Niya, how useless is she

>>538317560
DO IT

>>538317972
why are you rolling

>>538317194
based

>>538318109
Yeah if you actually run special DPS comps there, most people don't.

>>538317972
bro?

>>538316065
the losing competition

>>538318302
not completely useless but she's relegated to permagold or permasilver rank status, unless if you feel like spending hours doing a single successful lunatic difficulty run.
that is, unless if they decide to come up with another purple boss in the future that plays into her gimmick and won't just be a repeated copypaste of kurokage.

>>538318641
Sensei's fotopito

When's the next JFD? I ran out of coins for gold prism gift thingies.

>>538313753 (OP)
I'm so glad i have my imouto churro to remind me of the start of the week

>>538318109
I don't know if "almost nobody" pulled her, but it's simply that people already do TOR Greg with dHina so going the special dps route is a waste for those who don't care about lunatic, iMari is a higher priority due to being more generally useful, and the idol banner was a mere 2 months before Seia and Rio's fest, with both tYuuka and nyKayoko happening in between
the special dps comps are mostly a one-raid wonder for now so not many are worried about building a team like that yet

>>538314246
Will spark one and will uninstall the game if I don't get the other in 200 rolls.

>>538318524
>>538318381
>>538317972

/bag/
>roll for whoever you like
>roll for waifus
>disregard meta

also /bag/
>WTF you rolled for Sumire?
>WTF you rolled for Basedball Girl?
>WTF you're suppository to save for Dress Aru and Summer Seia !!!

>>538318972
>/bag/ is one person

>>538318972
This nigga puts pills in his ass

>>538318972
rolling with less than 24k is retarded no matter who its on

>>538318972
i only post the top half

>>538317194
>Mommy why is that old man eating with his doll?
>I don't know sweetie but I hope he's single

>>538319072
One schizophrenic person, yes.

>>538319198
>hope
Know*

>>538318972
Is it true you put pills in your ass?

Men in Black but Will Smith is replaced by your favorite student

roll

>>538319309
Hope, you dope. Cope and rope.

>>538319198
>>538319309
>hope
>Know*

>"I don't hope sweetie but I hope he's single"

Anon I know you're ELS but what the fuck?

>>538319429
>permanent
she'll come home eventually
I'm ride or die with BA

>>538318918
dHina again, huh?
Sometimes I feel like she killed more raids than Mika and sHanako each
That is not true ofc but it just goes to show how underpowered red DPS are in general

>>538319481
It's ESL you IDIOT

>>538319481
Holy dunning-kruger

>>538319481
>ELS

>>538318972
Nice bait

>>538318972
never said it was bad

>>538318972
>pulling outside of fes
holy bricked.

>>538318302
Probably one of the best fillers
>Cost regen sub
>Crit damage resist down on her basic
>AOE def down EX

That being said, I don't really see her as a meta choice outside of lunatic and body throw comps. Even on Kurokage, I don't think she's gonna be the best choice for torment.

>>538319481
>english learned second
eh, it works
I guess

>>538319481
This was an amusing retarded post, thanks for making an ass of yourself

>>538314053
nyes

>>538319520
I don't know, the color isn't that bad off, if anything sHoshino's existence is a bigger problem IMO, regardless of it being a ST or AoE fight she'll keep on being brought due to her insane aura buff
before dHina we had Toki, and Aru is surprisingly still useful for such an early student, also base Hina still sees use in red Kurokage off the top of my head

Sex with voyeurs

I'm inthe drive-thru of Burger King
Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
Make it a meal so I can get a drink
No, I'm not finished, that's not everything
Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?
Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
I got money so I don't care how much it costs me
So just throw in some extra fries, don't make them salty

/bag/, what did you have for lunch?

>>538319481
>Retard calls another retard a retard
a retard is you

>>538320129
shut up tubby

>>538320239
sushi, and pizza for dinner

>>538320239
Ramen noodles

>>538317632
made for hotdogging

>>538320239
el pollo loco's street corn pollo bowl

>>538320239
lasagna

>>538320430
Riverside

red

>>538320239
Roasted stake

>>538319429
I got something saved up for her alright

>>538320239
rice, grilled chicken and a bunch of vegetables with herb spices plus 2 slices of rye bread
Also an apple

What is their name?? the skipogakis of course!!

>>538320679
rice-sensei...

>>538320103
Nodoka seems like the type to piss herself during sex

>>538320239
bay leaf soup

>>538318036
Would you mind if it was someone brown and ugly doing it? Actually if they are doing such a thing it means they love that student more than you do.

>>538320595
Why are they in Shanghai?

>>538307005
if you actually loved her you'd have spent ligma

commie bing

>>538318381
Because I spend money on this game.

>>538321106
weird combination

>>538320679
Stop eating healthy

>>538321106
Sloppa

>>538321106
Artist? Surely no-one would bother slopping Minori of all girls.

>try to click Mari
>she dodges
THEY CAN FUCKING DODGE!?

>>538321106
AI can't even do Asuna smile properly let alone putting it on the right student

Start liking fat women

>>538320423
>>538317632
There would be no racism in the world if every black woman looked like Karin. Or Black man.

>>538321508
i hate niggers and kikes the most

These are cool

Man am I just bad or are the units they give you to fight Chroma Hod in vol F just terrible for the job? Your only straight damage dealer is resisted because they're heavy vs special. I can't for the life of me beat it in a single fight, all the others are easy. You can just re-enter but still, it's the principal.

Arona-chan, after you have taken over art, music, writing, scripting and basically all entertainment and non physical work, what are Senseis going to do then?

>>538321259
Stop tempting me, I have yet to recover from the summer feasts

>>538321604
you meant principle

>>538320719
feetogaki

>>538321570
Everything shitogaki touches is shit in my humble opinion. You don't need to agree. Even Mika and Nagisa can't save this pic.

>>538321339
It's slop. Look at the symbol on the hat. Scrambled gunk.
>Surely no-one would bother slopping Minori
Cheapfags that don't commission and don't want to practice often resort to AI slop for their waifu fix

>>538321604
Hod is a specific req kind of fight so can't be helped.

Weird combinations tho

>>538321508
Kazusa tongues my black anus

>>538321604
>bitch is underaged that he has to go because the principal came in to check on him

>>538320239
Rice and a Chicken Supreme

Post the most comfiest picture in your BA folder.

los bebesotes

KILL ALL AI SLOPPERS

eeehhh? Sensei is... afro-american?!

>>538321749
Why did Cath Palug do it?

>>538321508
Agree

>>538321508
If only all black people were cool like Jamie fox and if black women were hot like Karin... the dream...

>>538322115
Makoto strikes me as someone who would be easily fooled by AI.

>>538320239
Oatmeal

>>538322193
I had to take out that piece of furniture because she kept visiting me! I don't have pYuuka.

what is bag's consensus on cosplay?

>>538318972
>you're suppository

>>538322035
Babu Archivu

>>538318302
a bit useless because you'd always be better off using kisaki. though s.seia can free that slot for niya the competition is till tough
nexon seems to be gearing up a purple raid soonish based on the recent purple students so she might see use there

>>538322264
Jamie Fox stole my Blastoise in 4th grade

>>538320778
She'd probably cum just from seeing sensei's knob.

>>538322231
>posts 0.000000001% genetic outlier.
You've just proven my point, dummy boy.

>>538322453
It's alright when the girls cover their face

Professor Niyaniya's master plan is to have sensei's child!

>>538322193
Literally me

Don't forget to pat your students, bag

>>538322550
Something tells me it's gonna be ST. Gotta have a raid for Mika

Why are we not shitting on someone that literally admits to being a paypig? Why are we not calling him a good goy?

>>538321106
>>538321570
>>538321818
STOP THE SLOP

>>538322883
NA hours is not a place of destitute poverty

>>538322834
based on Eri's kit I think it'll have some minion phases or something

>>538322883
STFU

>>538322883
Retard why would you shit on the people funding the servers

>>538322983
>paying 60usd for pixels is equal to not being poor
lol

>>538322883
>t.

>>538323038
This is the winner, extremely comfy

>>538321047
Again? I will, okay? But on her alt. Once I have enough.

>>538322605
seems fair

>>538322883
I buy pakeji not because I need them but because I like the game

>>538323079
Because I'm not a good goy.

>>538322453
I want to fuck a girl that's wearing cosplay

>>538322365
GUH

>>538322365
this is sexier than her default

>>538322205
Reisa is a bad influence.

>>538323375
Keep saying the line, someone will agree with you eventually!

>>538323328
/bag/ is LGBT friendly general.
Go to >>>/lgbt/ and browse the catalog if you don't believe me.

>>538322883
Because they are at the top of the food chain in this game. F2P players exist to make paypigs feel better about themselves, just as goys exist to feed the Jews.

>start crafting 15 gift choice boxes
>wait 15 hours
>accidentally pick the wrong gift
At least this cute Seia can cheer me up.

>>538323295
>I'm not gonna spend ligma because she's farmable
sovlless
I hope Kei beats the shit out of you

>>538321747
Mindbroken and obsessed

This girl forced me to spend money

>>538323761
Your fault

>>538323670
She's going at it too hard and needs to tone it down before she hurts herself

>>538323295
Based. Never spend.

>>538323697
:(

>>538323932
I wanna milk you on that special day you finally decide to use it all....

>>538322365
i love how this touhou artist started doing nsfw, then immediately ditched drawing alice for BA

>>538323590
I believe you, and I know a Discord full of trannies who play BA. I just searched for the latest school shooting to post an example; I didn't know the last one was a tranny.

/v/ loves Kanna more than /bag/ >>>/v/720074398
Would you accept this girl as a new Blue Archive student?? I think she fits the criteria of critics here.
>>>/v/720074168

>>538323921
nyo

Ligma status?

>>538322883
Im not a wallet police
Im not the internet police
I enjoy my own life and then I fuck off
I have better shit going on in my life than policing an anonymous forum
You truly are the worst cat and the worst healer

>>538324275
I don't care faggot

>>538322883
Someone has to make the sacrifices that we are too financially responsible to make.

>>538324152
I believe you.
I know a Discord full of brown /trash/ anons that sometimes lurk /bag/. They often do a circle jerk and do tributes of students.
They're not trans. Just gay.

>>538324079
alright, you're excused

>>538321757
FUCK

>>538321818
kayoko and ako have a moderate yuri following. it's quite unfortunate

I buy pakeji not because I need the resources to but because I want to support the devs.

>>538314246
dAru and both shupos, spark if must be

>>538324341
Mari isn't even a confirmed cat

>>538324341
that's why kikyou is most hated cat

ako is babu

>>538322883
It's okay when they're not obnoxious and the thread isn't mindbroken to hunt whales down to ridicule them. like hoyo generals

It's over for me, bros...

>>538324708
Why you didn't do more damage?

Hitting your favorite students with the babu bean

>>538314246
at least one spark, probably gonna have to spend 48k though. I am taking them both straight to my bed for sure.

>>538324794
work kept me busy all week

>>538322883
I would if this was any other game like hoyo or cygames shit, but i love blue archive and i want to see this game suceed

>>538324874
I jump in the way and deflect using a mirror.

>>538324515
how much is that on real money

>>538324874
wtf...

I usually buy the monthly stuff and the selectors. Seems reasonable considering I play every day.

My libido decreased significantly after getting old, but if it comes a day where I don't fap at least once a day I rather just do a flip at the nearest bridge
Why even live?

>>538314246
The right move is not to play.

I only buy toontix la

>>538325091
Start working out you retard. You need blood flow

>>538325049
monthlies and selectors for 2 years so around $300

>>538325091
I'm 35, how much longer do I have?

>second prize!! WOW! You get two ligmas!
>lucky prize!! LUCKY!! You get two ligmas!
>third prize!! HEY, YOU TRIED!! You get two ligmas!!
the fuck is even the point in any of this...

>>538325161
I hate exercise and just want to fall asleep and die after it.

>>538325091
>old men who bring their plushies to restaurants (modern bronies)
>that one anon who cried to /bag/ because his dad called him a retard
>this guy
These are our strongest soldiers, /bag/?

>>538325091
Do you take any medication? Have you been diagnosed with any illnesses? Does anyone in your family have any diagnosed illnesses? How old are you?

Why are you mfs so old? I'm 23

>>538325310
you rike?

>>538325381
>that one anon who cried to /bag/ because his dad called him a retard
I gotta know more about this.

Ligma balls

I'm fat old and still horny as I've ever been

>supporting nexon
>after what they've done to MapleStory
Never.

>>538322365
https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/93857864
so much delicious little girls

>>538325345
Sex is all about blood flow. You need your heart to pump blood to your cock this is non-negotiable. While you're at it, eat healthier. Did you even read the baseball event? Sumire goes over all this

>>538325646
uhh

>>538325532
>>538102913

>>538322883
if anon can afford it and whales then i dont care
if anon cant afford it and still whales then i say based
dont let your dreams be dreams

>>538325310
Be glad you got 2 ligma faggot.

>>538325624
It doesn't even hold a candle to what they did to dnf.

>>538325532
that's it- rather it wasn't "retard," his dad called him a useless faggot
and his dad is right

>>538325759
Anons dad sounds like a little bitch

Aoi love.

>>538325989
To be fair his dad probably is a failure based on how pathetic his son is.

FUCK AOI

Why are you guys so mean?

>>538325759
I made it up for replies, I can't believe you fell for that

>>538326085
Monkey needs all the wins he can muster after being the biggest loser

waah waah anon doesn't like meanies waah

I'm glad that, after the split, we get a lot less "boo hoo my life sucks and I'm going to kill myself" blogposts.

>>538325998
This sensei definitely enjoys getting his prostate examined

>>538326085
Another boy-failure...

>>538326159
I already knew that, thise kind of people only post on discord now, sometimes on Twitter too but only if they are artists or vtubers

>>538316614
people who act retarded get called retarded. sorry if that somehow offends you. maybe try a different website if it makes you upset?

>>538316614
that's retarded

>>538326279
turns out that all the faggots that spam porn and love to avatarfag and ritualpost are extremely mentally ill friendless losers who have no other place to blog about their lives

>>538325646
>>538322365
https://files.catbox.moe/thnx0e.png

>>538316614
stop trying to profile your schizos

>>538326451
Can you try saying that again without crying?

>>538326451
ironic post

What's their endgame?

>>538326689
go back

>>538314246
One spark and I'll get them both at least once.

The game has AI voice automation for Arona and Plana to say the player's name...
What would /bag/ think if it asked for a photo of the player to be processed by AI for use in the game or in a profile photo, of course in a style similar to the game?

>>538327082
>implying i'm using my real name

Knob status?

>>538327082
The fuck would they even use my photo for? We can't even see ourselves in-game.

>>538326541
I'm fapping to this right now. Every student should be lolified.

>>538327248
where is he

>>538327425
On misskey

>>538327425
He died of chokmah

>>538324341
Falseflagging with this image again, monkey?

>>538327313
Rice?

>>538327254
Some events (code:box, New Year's Gourmet Club, Final Chapter Phrenapates) are in the third person. This also could be an opportunity for more interaction with the player as well.

>>538327082
>guys give me your irl face along your IP provided by 4chan itself
kys UK glowie

BABU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!
( ᓀତᓂ)⊃===========

Knob heads

>>538327837
It wouldn't have to be your face, just as it doesn't have to be your real name. I believe that some AI can complement or alter drawings made by the player.

>>538325091
>tfw can't even fuck my onaholes without manually rehardening cock every few minutes

you are now manually erecting

>>538328093
how does this even work, doesn't an onahole feel better than your hand?

>>538328093
What? Then what's the onahole doing?

>>538328010
Can I upload my left nutsack?

>>538328256
No, hand is always the best, even better than most pussies

https://x.com/tagu_hblabe/status/1963800559187894429?t=SsbEJRa8Z5qEatOtApieJg&s=19
Mine mentioned.

>>538328314
Sure, it is AI's responsibility what it does with the photo.

>>538328458
your what

>>538328458
GUH

>>538328318
This. Handsex with another baggot feels better than pussy.

>>538326279
Now we get more erp/gay posts

>>538328584
What about anal sex with a baggot?

>>538328093
it sucks having to manually make p3n1s hard every time you want to rub one off.

>>538327989
Onaholes

>>538328284
>>538328256
they feel great, but that's just what age does to you
you can't even imagine this when you're a young buck but once it hits it's over, it'll only get worse

Soon

>>538325091
>>538328093
>Penile EOS
ED Sensei...

>>538328702
Depends what he looks like irl. 99% the answer is no tho.

>>538328850
Are you 50-60? this shouldn't even be a problem even in your 40s

How would students help solve Limp Sensei's problem

what I hate the most is those old bald 40+ year old cunts posting cute 2d anime girls
They love Kokona for some reason

Please tell you aren't actually a bonerlet balding ojisan. How the fuck are you supposed to satisfy your students if you can't even get it up?

>>538329004
They wouldn't you sick old pervert.
>satisfy your students
they don't exist, take your meds

coom in doom
rope in hope
good night /bag/

/bag/, how would you react in this situation?

In hindsight, volume 2 really wasn't that bad of a volume. People simply overreacted.

Just saw anime sensei.

>>538329004
Sex change

>>538329362
I can read this. Feels good knowing 4 languages. I'm not a beaner or american btw.

We need to call Kai in for assistance

>>538329362
I don't think it's bad, just think it's the worst one

>>538329362
Rio and Toki ruin it

>>538329460
I have automatic traduction

>>538329003
I'm a wizard but not 40 yet

>>538329149
not balding yet
>How the fuck are you supposed to satisfy your students if you can't even get it up?
uhhh Shanhaijing potions?
Though maybe ED wouldn't be an issue if I had a proper living student in the flesh

Does anyone have "that" Eri webm?

I completed all my guide tasks and now I'm out of weekly 10x rolls...

>>538329451
>skippogaki secondary is a tranny groomer
Imagine my shock

>>538329617
Bro... you're still young. Like I told the other anon, start working out. Your cock needs the blood and exercise is the only way to get it flowing.

>>538329254
gn grandpa
>>538329667

Fuck Miyako

>>538329460
Why did you even mention American, they can't even read 1 language
hahahahahahaha stupiiiiid ameriicaaaaans
バカ豚!!

Also good job buddy

>>538329460
what languages

You guys are too fucking old. What are you even doing on this site? Go take care of your grandchildren or something.

>>538329764
You stop being a man the moment your penis stops working

>>538329003
nta but no-lube with hand for enough total time will absolutely destroy your lad to the point where lube completely removes all sensation; the fact that he can still get it up with his hand seems to suggest that he's in that territory
the way to fix it is a bit of special lotion and not jacking off for a few days/weeks

>>538329932
because we're in american hours rn

>>538330027
native, english, dutch and jap
disclaimer is that I can only read in jap, not speak or listen to

>>538329538
>the worst one
Thats volume 5. At least volume 2 gets remembered, I never see anyone discussing volume 5 whatsoever. Better to leave a mark than to be mediocre / forgotten.

>>538329004
The same way as always. They are not a solution but a distraction from the problem. You don't need to satisfy them, it's all just fantasy.

they made fun of me in the silksong thread...

>>538329775
not like I'm ever gonna fuck anything other than my hand or a piece of rubber imported from Nippon.
That's enough blogging, I'm going to sleep. Good night /bag/

Would /bag/ share their onahole with their /bag/got friend??

>>538330031
Eimi is taking care of me in my old age

>>538330163
And you don't want me to call you a retard with that attitude

the squatter is here again...

Stop calling each other retards.

>>538330538
I thought she was the stronger student based on her high popularity when I first started playing BA lol.

>>538330616
okay retard

Finally, she is mine!

>>538330765
the most /lgbt/ student
omedetou~

>>538330616
retard

>>538330616
retard

>>538330692
LOL, me too.
But because she also appears in the animation during normal recruitment. I thought she was important and strong like Hina.

>>538330616
tardo

>>538320239
Fajitas

You give your student any items she likes right? even if she doesn't love them? and the neutral gifts are transformed into selectors?

>>538331017
My students get nothing from me. I'm their pimp, not their simp.

>>538330765
Don't need to claim. You need her with UE 40 anyway.

>>538330616
retard

>>538330847
>koharu is /lgbt/
reddit.com

https://x.com/tuna2_5/status/1964711704354595117
Moi inside beware.

>>538331017
Every book goes straight to her

>>538330350
what if my onahole is my baggot friend??

>>538331093
actually UE50 now and maxed equips and skills
Don't forget we will have UE60 soon!
>>538330765
never redeem until you get like 600 elephs *winks*

i hate momoi so goddamn much

>>538325310
>>538325524
yes. Much better Ligmareturns than whatever the shit camp event was.

Altho im getting sick of these. Give me a proper event without some bullshit rng stamina sink

>>538330923
She got the title of strongest arius after beating Saori

Honest question, if Sensei had a small dick, like 5 or 10cm erect tier, which Students:

>Would make fun of him?
>Would be disappointed?
>Would get turned on by that?
>Would not care one way or the other?

>>538330553
Thank you.

>>538331093
>>538331252
So why shouldn't I just claim her now and keep grinding her elephs from the TA shop anyways

>>538331238
you should still share one with him to deepen the bond
bonus points if using it at the same time together

>>538330350
would you share one?

>>538331365
They would all be amazed by it because they have never seen a penis anyway and Sensei is the only male

>>538331374
Is she okay...?

Izuna
https://youtube.com/shorts/LEHtLit1LRU

People telling newfags not to redeem characters is always so stupid. They're farmable, who the fuck cares about being "efficient" with them when they're free? hoping for a spook is stupid, and you don't get to read their momos or use them elsewhere.
>she NEEDS to be FULLY MAXED
for what? newfags aren't doing torment/lunatic

>>538330224
Sex

>>538331484
if you're not brown and go by the tag of datakash, sure
>>538331486
how sad... keep telling yourself that

>>538331382
Because she may spook/appear in the next pulls and earn you 120 elephe (instead of just 30). You won't use her for now unless you need a healer right now for the drill.

Finally ranked them

>>538331547
>caring about momos
Stop being lonely

>>538331665
Sorry for not indulging in your cuckold fantasies bruv

>>538331824
bruv you just admitted to having a 10cm pen0r

>>538331772
50 eligma is way more valuable than 90 elephs of a farmable retard.

>>538331792
link?

>>538331876
MODS

>>538331525
Do people not care about these anymore? I never see any replies like before

>>538331908
It's their decision, nobody is forcing them to do it

Your penis size is very important to students.

*ahem*

Everyone listen up. I have an announcement to make.

Fuck Gehenners, and FUCK elves.

>>538332124
Nobody likes ninjas outside of Izuna

thoughts on first years?

>>538313753 (OP)
So when are they adding nip slips to the game

>>538331792
Good enough to be the /bag/ concensus

>>538332124
it's been like 5 mins

There is literally nothing wrong with being a Gehennelf

I only redeem at 650 student eleph

>>538332245
They need to be pump full of cum

for me? it's Kisaki

>>538332245
Mashiro's racism is endearing and Eimi's packing big milk.

>>538331772
I'm only level 69 and I'm just barely managing to clear Extreme. I think I'd rather finally have a striker healer that I can use now to make my life easier, instead of relying solely on Serina and praying for spooks.

>>538316562
Hopefully I keep gold. Managed to almost clear extreme in one pass. Hopefully I can pull it off the next time total assault rolls around.

>>538330692
I thought the same and seeing her damage ratio on her ex skill compared to Shiroko made me thing Zoos was the top single target red dps. Then I noticed her attack stat...

>>538332401
Every one of these used to get multiple replies within the first 10 minutes. Last time it didn't even get a single reply when it was posted here.

>>538331792
Bruv? The Red Winter ones have sovl.

>>538332162
zako...

>>538332124
no english subs, no bueno

>>538332651
read her subskill bro
she is absolutely stronger than shiroko

>>538316562
Gold, decent Extreme performance but I'm ages away from Insane. So long as I gold in all raids from here out I'm feeling OK

>>538332539
>getting Koharu at lvl 69

>>538332124
I’m sad my wife doesn’t get them

>Hasumi is openly racist
>Mashiro is also openly racist
>Tsurugi enjoy violence
>Ichika is also (secretly) enjoy violence
Which path will Koharu takes

>>538332651
you did do normal and triggered preservation on insane
right anon?

>>538332471
Its weird to me that Saki is potrayed as the pointman for rabbit team in story but she's a backline special unit instead of being the tank. She should've been the tank, Miyako as a dps, Miyu as support dps special unit, and Moe keeping her normal role.

>>538332539
Sure, but things won't change much until the next Blue Fes.
For example, I have never used my Koharu, and she's still ue30. I also have Kokona and Marie(Idol)

>>538332896
Waiting until GA for the normal achidvement is optimal

>>538332949
Then you aren't attemping challenging content

>>538332656
NTA, but I don't really care about those Michiru shorts. Also, since it's Sunday I was watching a movie and playing some other games that have been in my backlog for years

>>538332896
No? I tried a few mock battles on insane but I wouldn't be able to clear it unless I could bring an assistant twice, I'm only level 66.

>>538332765
For sure, but that's really saying much.

Who’s your favorite 15-year-old student?

>>538332124
i would like michiru a lot more if she did not have the granny voice

>>538333117
Juri's 15 year old HUGE KNOCKERS

>>538332858
Koharu will enjoy some good old-fashioned values

>>538332907
There's a comic about the fox squad being as baffled as you and I are about how retarded devs made bnnuy squad formation in game
I wish I had it at hand

>>538332124
they arrived...

>>538333083
I achieved Platinum in the last 4 TA and the last 4 GA. I have better options for healers.

>>538333112
He's just steering you towards some pyros. Don't worry, they're 1 time you can get them anytime

>>538333117
Dickrolled for Juri. I couldn't say no to those jugs.

>>538333112
>No

>>538332858
Rape

>>538333117
look at those booooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

>>538333003
>betting on hovercraft ever getting GA again just to keep 100 raid coins

>>538333112
you get 100 pyros just for failing insane and you still get the coins from Ex

>>538332124
>Nobody likes ninjas outside of Izuna
>>538333130
>>538333107
>Michiru
Michiru is only featured for a few seconds at the very end. It's 99% Izuna.
And yet you all still decided not to watch it.

>>538331792
Trip Trap Train was not bad but kinda meh, would definitely kick it down to C-tier.

>>538333117
for me, it's the Chinatsu 'zuri

>>538333405
Also dick rolled for Juri because of those tits. Delighted with her performance against phase 1 wakaboat

>>538332907
>>538333261
This one.

>>538331792
>Dogball in A
Shit-tastic taste.

>>538332787
Is there a problem?

>>538331792
>juri event
>B tier
Move it to D tier and we have an agreement.

>>538333117
Definitely Eimi.

>>538333484
Oh, I'll have to remember that for next time

>>538331792
anyone who does not put the gourmet events in straight D tier has subhuman taste

>>538333117
I've lost buckets to her

>>538332204
>Nobody likes ninjas outside of Izuna
anon that video is all izuna

>>538330031
what happens if you pull eimi's zippers

Mitcher is the best ninja
Her lolibaba voice is the cherry on top

>>538334069
The 2nd zipper is revealed

>>538333610
Tf are u talking about?
If we go by event story TTT is top tier, maybe the best one

>>538332124
I missed it because of no [Embed]

are these the top 3 alt glowups of all time?
>Shunny
>sEimi
>cKotori

Shensei-dono...

>>538333737
Kek Bnnuy squad is so retarded

>>538334156
that's hot

>>538333538
The shorts are in moonrunes, so I have no idea what they're saying. Plus, I stopped caring after the Kazusa ones. Not even a Kazusafag, but everything else has just been not to my liking and boring

>>538334216
maid uz

>>538334081
>SHENSHEI-DONO
I love it.
>>538330031
>anon goes to the retirement home and tells the occupants they're too old
What did he mean by this.

>>538334196
>no [Embed]
It's right there.

>>538334216
Single handedly stopped being a literal who

Is there a banner or Student you regret rolling?

>>538334475
Who is this?

>>538331525
My fucking ears.

>>538332858
Koharu is a pervert

>>538334528
I rolled for midori when the game launched

Why don't the rabbits just live at Schale? They all go there every day to shower and fuck Sensei anyways.

do I just dump these on akane elephs now?

>>538334475
that is a good one

Michiru is cutest AND Most Erotic ninja!
Izuna is cute too, but not cutest.