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>>538345212 (OP)
Arlecchino?

For Aether.

Columbina?

For Aether.

Your delusional headcanons will NEVER change that.

Columbia

C9 Wanderer on Wednesday

>>538345212 (OP)
Mmmm, fresh bread.

I wonder how many yuritroons 41%'d themselves after the stream

mizuki butthole

Arlecchino?

Rye bread.

Columbina?

Wheat bread.

District of Columbina

About The Knave: "Arlecchino is the love of my life. She is my moon and stars--the one I trust and treasure most."

>>538345268
BASED

sex with hu tao

Post his theme song

But consider Arlefuribina

>>538345409
Beidou?

Ships Biscuits.

>>538345470
https://youtu.be/1mjlM_RnsVE

>>538345470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdXQss9QGY&list=RDfJdXQss9QGY&start_radio=1

>>538345431
>headcanon
>>538345403
>reality

Post
>Your natlan rolls
>who are you getting from 6.0?
for me it's Mavuika varesa citlali xilonen
getting lauma ofc

About Xiao: He’s the love of my mmmmmmm *slurp* *smooch*

About The Knave: "I have never seen anything more disgusting than that mannish dyke. Thanks to you I can forget "Arlecchino" even existed. I love you Traveler."

Columbina: "Is it true that some men pretend that they're women? Really? And they say they like..... "yuri"? What's that?.... Ew hahaha how gross! I'm glad I never have to deal with something this nasty. I could never love anyone other than (You)"

>>538345470
looks schizo enough

https://youtu.be/bncYjXem3jI?si=Lh8-XDST0ri2FVTX

It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your headcanon was stolen from you by bread

Is it true that Aino is better than Furina?

>>538345470
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pvy9km7g6fw

imagine if EL CAPITANO ate bread LMAO

Columbina: There's no one in this world I adore more than (You) Traveler. Thank you for humiliating that ugly dyke they call the Knave and her ugly troon fans.

Hurry up Dawei I need to pull for my self insert

>>538345698
For lunar bloom teams but considering they're introducing lunar vape/geo etc. then she'll be worse in those teams since they'll use DMG% bonus

For me it's Arlebina
>>538345212 (OP)
thanks for the Arlebina thread

About Us: "Meeting (You) was the happiest moment of my life. While I was imprisoned, strange men in women's clothes kept screaming that I'm supposed to like some ugly creature named "Arlecchino"?.... But I knew you and I were meant to be together. I love you Traveler."

>>538345698
She barely does more than give you a gleam proc and some okay application if you have 2 NKs
She's not better than much at all and 200% dead once Columbina drops

post more arlebina yuri

Not enough bread items

Columbina: Beloved, I'm so happy that (You) finally saved me from that nasty dyke. My body, mind, soul and of course virginity are (You)rs

>>538345470
https://youtu.be/E4kHe_17J1o?si=02xHTMazZS5aZOpM

>>538345470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGA-xcL958

>
you can tell he's seething through his teeth right now lol

our FVARKIN HEROES

>>538345470
https://youtu.be/zhYW3dY1hgM?si=pPPwedUoRf3TfOqH
Hope dies and you wander
the otherworld, it makes you
Dreams, they rip asunder
The otherworld, it hates you

>>538345870
I'm ready

>>538345949
there's never a time where yuritroon is not seething

Ad Astra Abyssosque

Why do self-insert haters even play gacha games? It's obvious that most of the girls will be for (You)

Queen Beena says bring her the fuarking bread.

>>538345790
merely 2 sleeps remain

Don’t let this shitposting distract you from the fact that ZZZ flopped and slopped KEKAROOOO

they are in love

Aether. Bring me my bread, and we shall copulate.

>>538346025
I know what you are

It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your bread was stolen from you and fed to Bina.

>>538346023
my dude
>>538346058
>>538346028
>>538345913
>>538345826
>>538345767
>>538345597
>>538345595

>>538346025
Cute and best part of the update

>>538346112
Oh yeah? What am I?

>>538346075
TRVKE NVKE

>>538345470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.

>>538346154
Theres a difference between posting canon ships and spamming yuritroon headcanons btw.

>>538345470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOwrhG7iJww

remember when the ganyu poster died from diabetes

>>538346229
A cuck

>>538346075
stop, you are going to summon Wisecuck

>>538346154
that's not seething because it's canon

>>538346287
you posted furinas non canon ship though

>>538346229
Someone who needs to grow up and learn to love themselves.

>This thread
bangladesh cord is not happy

For me, Its Fischl!

God girls eating bread silently is so sexy

>>538346305
Yes. Well, you're right.

>>538346075
T R V K E
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N V K E
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>>538346075
>Keep doubling down on black culture
>It keeps flopping twice as harder

Why do people say Natlan is the reason we get less zones now? Natlan was made during Fontaine at least, it's fault of Sumeru/Fontaine we get less exploration.
Natlan legacy my ass.

>>538345470
I hope Rerir is just as hilariously 2000s edgy as Jack/Chaos desu
https://youtu.be/Hkj-uvg2sRU?si=oFtgtpW_VcHz_FXG

>>538346075
>footfag garbage flops
Color me surprised. Ironic weeb "footfags" need to just die.

Columbina's hairy pussy

https://poal.me/ve2vvl
https://poal.me/ve2vvl
https://poal.me/ve2vvl


let's settle this

>>538346429
Because they're disingenuous troons who hate that the game panders to straight men.

>>538345470
https://youtu.be/6RlSgnpLbro?si=PrLB-B8uRAxsiLRF

>>538346028
because coming up with bizarre fantasies about straight women around him is the only way he can cope

>>538346386
Sorry, but pain and suffering brings me great pleasure.
Else I wouldn't be playing Genshin.

>>538346075
why did it flop tho? What went so wrong?

>>538346521
Hot

>>538345470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkHm13tXMlY

>>538346498
Doesn't exist. She is baby smooth.

>troon's yurishit fetish getting shit on
>start randomly salesposting another game
KEKAROO

>>538346028
>most
13 girls released in 5.x and only 2 (Citlali and Mizuki) were actually romantically interested in Traveler

Columbina’s gluten farts……….

>>538346556
So that's why Columbina dipped

>>538345470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
He really likes the vibe

>>538346508
Where is the canon Columbina x bread option? Shit poll.

>>538346546
>made up numbers from itoddler designed for women
Post the PC sales

The only REAL Nod Krai ship so far.

>>538345359
Based R7 Redhorn haver. I'll never forget even if you deleted the vod. It was /gig/kino on levels that is unlikely to even be topped.

They are both straight.

>>538346087
holy c&c
it's going to be Mavuka x Capitano all over again

>100 posts in 15 minutes
Yuri general

>>538346750
Why only the eye patch is low res?

>>538346740
Flins: Aether, take my hand, m’lady

Nefer waiting room

Mavuika's hairy pussy

>>538346287
Love that artist

PLEASE STOP POSTING GENSHINS IN PAIRINGS i’m shaking rn

Hu tow

>>538346751
straight up gay

>>538346649
They don't have to be explicitly for you but the fact self-inserts exist also means they will never have any romantic interactions with other characters either, hence why shippers have to take two friends standing next to each other and smiling as an indication of romance while (You) pandering gets entire dedicated events for specific female characters.

>>538346087
When will anime artists just give up on giving anime characters colored lips? It always makes them worse.

>>538345590
Why would a straight man save this to his PC?

>>538346556
I'm outta here.

>>538346816
Hoyo things

2 days until I can jack off to Bina's statue.

>>538346749
https://youtu.be/92Pz9OLvpso?si=YpXHCGIFIJCIsXeI

Just for you bro

>>538346929
Lauma....

>>538346434
too kinofor this kusoge under fat xiao

Flins: Aether, I’ll carry you to your destination

>>538346929
Arle...

TOW TOW

remind me again what the traveler still doing in teyvat
oh yeah
this is the true end

>all this yuri shitposting
This reminds me of how the caeluspag kept falseflagging as yurifag

>>538346929
Me...

>>538346864
>(You) pandering gets entire dedicated events
trvke

Why Genshin? You yuritroons already have several yurishit game and yet you latch in Genshin with your mental illness while the games made for you flop and slop

Eimiko game

>>538347043
thanks for sharing, now I can go past them with my auto randomizer

>>538347074
C&C

>>538347001
There's something about this artist that's just so off putting, both the humor and style

>>538347076
>while the games made for you flop and slop
you just answered your own question. yuritroons are parasites

>>538345212 (OP)
It would be cool if Bina ends up being a great support for Chino.

This is Alain.

>>538346525
>AIslop

>>538346860
good post

>>538346969
Let me dream, I'm tired of all these fake edgy characters like Ororon and Flins.

>>538347176
i liked it

Nefer is the designated lesbian for 6.x. She even looks like one with her long nails and hairstyle

>>538347043
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/NAlNjoQoJltPco9PqwdLzA==/
>literally posted once
>enough to be filtered
LMAO

>>538347245
>ai is...le bad

Here /gig/. Catch.

>>538347076
Yuritroons and fujos have ZERO dedicated games because they're a tiny fraction of broke social outcasts. They HAVE to latch onto and leech from games made for straight men(or stuff like shounen anime) because there's not enough of them to maintain anything with any amount of budget. They're parasites living off scraps handed to them off a table.

>>538347076
Mihoyo (affectionately called Mihomo in China) has always been a yuri company. You're the one who charged into a Chinese restaurant and got mad it served Chinese food

>>538347043
is the diaperfag in there?

>>538347176
Is aislop, what do you expect

>>538347310
it is OK?

Somethings wrong
I can feel it...

>>538347241
Her name is Sandrone. Stop deadnaming her

>>538347074
We need more melty-causing events

I don't have the hand eye coordination or rhythm for this music shit

>>538336815
Albedo cons are terrible but I don't regret his C2 also getting me C6 on the 3 best 4* from them which carried me for years.

Also, post tan Nefer, please.

Uh oh wormschizo

Genshin is a game about little boys

>>538347360
Which one?

>>538347428
Just play on mobile

Do you see a cryo/dendro reaction happening in Snezhnaya?

All this Bina bread posting is making me crave for some cinnamon rolls

>>538347401
yeah, i haven't fapped to fischl today

>>538347343
>China
>allowing yurishit
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>538347342
>games made for straight men
Our canon MC is a sissy femboy and our first limited character was also a sissy femboy

cute and canon harem always wins

Bina's bush

>>538347493
All of them preferably

Poor pagtherjeet, I understand why xheir so angry because nobody draws them in Genshin except when its for gay sex

Hey, apropos of nothing, you guys remember Jeht?

What's up with the wormmelty?

>>538347546
Shut it you perverted scum.
Is it so hard to make a comment that isnt related to your disgusting acts?

>>538347517
Only if it's a special meme reaction only one or two characters can trigger like this Lunar shit

>>538346087
It's giving me this kinda vibe ngl
KEK if she gets Flins to swear fealty, Varka sides with her and she brings back Cap Thrain.
Fuckin 90s Yume MEGAMI

>>538347619
>all completely sidelined
>no second story quest
>virtually no interactions with the actual MC
Venti is mostly forgotten

>>538347342
TRVKE NVKE

This is a common Cheld
You may have seen many Chelds in many forms
But this one is the simplest and purest, the Genesis if you will
The original, most holy form of Cheld
Thank you for your attention

>>538347670
>nobody draws them in Genshin except when its for gay sex
cope

aefl1ns

>>538347803
what if cheld ate bread?

Uh oh wormschizoschizo melty

>>538347706
Not that anon but is Fischl fault

>tfw mare jivari is literally god valley from one piece
Fat xiao is such a fucking hack

>>538347706
>wears revealing lingerie out in public
>talks about perversion

>>538347517
They tested "Rimegrass" reaction back in 5.6 in Imaginarium Theater. It's possible.

Jeht is canonically in love with Aether, btw

>>538347803
cheld is currently in the process of trying to process the naked body of the girl he accidentally walked in on (Arle)

>>538347826
Then that cheld will be the breadwinner.

Aether is so lucky

>Nod Krai is near
>I haven't finished all the things in Natlan

Are we going to learn Sandrone's real name? Like Tartaglia's Ajax, Signora's Rosalyne, Scaramouche's Kunnikulingus, Dottore's Zandrik, Arlecchino's Peruer and Capitano's Thrain?

The rainbow/pastel flag gang did NOT like that Columbina was made an autistic bread eating girl for (You), huh.

>>538347974
kek

>>538347974
I dont get it

>>538347095
I love this little bro.

>>538348039
Sandrone's real name is Alain

I love bread

>>538348046
They're already on suicide watch in preparation for the AQ.

https://poal.me/du5tch

https://poal.me/du5tch

Bread broken

What if Columbina is just another Skirk after all this

>>538348092
Nah, that's big robot name.

I don't get how bread is made. Can I make bread from Emilie's yeast infection?

>>538348207
you need water

>>538348039
Mary

she eats BREAD???
that's her defining trait???

>>538348273
yeast and water makes bread?

>>538348207
Emilie is clean, she is a wonderful woman and smells amazing. I love Emilie Forever!

>>538348207
ask escoffier about that

Emilie is so ugly

>>538348342
Unlike Bina

>>538348342
Can asian cosplayers stop with the shit eye makeup thanks

>Emilie
Who?

>>538348342
many are saying this

Genshin Impact will end like Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, with Emilie releasing perfect scent during the last battle and everyone will fuck uncontrollably

>wuwajeet is here again
No wonder this thread is so bad

I am 98% sure that yeast is germs. you don't want germs.

he’s too busy botting the poll to spam pictures..

>>538348342
nobody says this

MINDBROKEN by bread

>>538348315
No, it's just gap moe that contrasts her defining traits.

>>538348432
this guy gets it
>>538348502
wrong

my personality is drinking water

>Pyro traveler's constellations work only for a bossfight
>you don't even get +3 lvl for Q and E
What the fvck is this?

>>538348478
germs die in the oven?

kek no way a poal made the Bangladeshi cord stop spamming. How shit is their internet

>>538348584
do you like inazuma water or sumeru water better?

>>538348514
>contrasts her defining traits
But her defining trait is being autistic, the bread thing doesn't contrast that kek

emilie and chasca threesome they're so fucking sexy

>>538346962
Is this the Luna standard brick

>>538348634
no wonder all the yuritroon spam suddenly died

>>538348640
Whimsy, mysterious, dangerous, psychopathic. Being autistic just makes eating bread randomly to be believable.

NeuvGODS gap moe is also water and autism

Starting to really like Skirk/Mavuika double DPS melt teams
Mavuika/Escoffier/Citlali/Skirk

Next spiral abyss rotation is a week from tomorrow.
Are you ready to kill it with Natlan/Fontaine DPS while pretending Nod Kirai units don't exist?

>>538348616
you're eating cooked germs.

>>538348661
based

>>538348639
Boiled water tastes the best. I prefer stainless steel cup with ceramic glazing as a medium for boiling.

This General broke me and I am laughing

The poll is burning.

lmao the spam really stopped while poll numbers are creeping up

>>538348661
Chasca is attractive but just needs to fix her makeup, Emilie is legitimately ugly.

Just start a poal the next time to keep shitposters away

>>538348820
>it's real
LMAO yuritroons are SEETHING

sex with chasca while emilie watches

>>538348207
Im pretty sure you can, yeah.
Yeast is mostly for the taste and uhh its what makes the bubbles inside so the bread isnt super dense. They produce co2 which is what makes the bubbles.

>>538348780
>Would...
>She's an e-girl
>Nevermind
TO THE STREETS :)

>>538348727
>psychopathic
Childe and Scara definitely overreacted again looking at how Arlecchino just says Columbina is a weirdo who says funny random stuff

>>538348695
Excrutiatingly cute. Painfully cute to look at

>>538347221
I hope not. I had to skip Citlali because of her pagbait. I don't want to skip another Arle BiS because of pagbait

AetherDAHLITS are busy botting the poals

>>538348163
>”no” is still going up one by one as we speak

>>538348780
She couldn't take off her original glasses just for the picture?

Post non-haram ships not all that gay shit

I love Skirk so much its unreal. I want to have sex with Skirk.

>>538348946
You lost.

Skirk smells ____.

Remember what they took from you

>>538349119
I won, I get to skip

>>538348973
which means they are botting it through their phone

>>538349047
Sure, why nyot

>>538349021
When you have high myopia, you can't see shit, even it's a phone less than a meter away, so I get her.

>PAGGA DABBA DOO bros are at 4 now
Based poll.

>>538349157
Vivian?

>>538349210
put on a timer and pose.
pretty simple, Glasses.

the need for the Nefer leeks

>>538348946
I skipped her for the same reason. did you end up rolling for xilonen? I heard she's good with arle but I also skipped

>>538349157
That's just Skirk in ordinary clothes.

Arle and Columbina have not had one single interaction that we've seen. I legit do not understand how anyone sees them and thinks of shipping.

>>538349401
why would she need a hairdryer though..

>>538349372
B-But sometimes in an Italian play that has no relevance to this game aside from stealing names from it, they might!

>>538349157
we have Vivian on the game that makes the chartposter seethe

Aralos
Solnari
Cannon

AIEEEEE

>>538349481
He's so cool...

>>538349379
same vibe as layler and flins, they look like they are related but then you look at their ears

>>538349472
>>538349472
To style the hair.

>>538348585
God forbid the devs give their MC a meaningful buff other than small permanent stat boosts

>>538349560
How does this even make sense when we've never fought Dottore and our sibling is literally in the abyss

15 minutes bwos ...

Why do so many straight men want to stick their dick in Aether?

>>538349472
Because she’s just a woman at heart

>>538349481
What if instead of Cheld his name was Chuck

>>538349637
he's a sexy little twink, who can blame them? he's aching for it.

>>538349170
He's also the caelus/wiseschizo, you can see that he often shitposts through an iphone.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/537744020/deleted/deleted/page/2/

>>538349661
What if he was an Uchiha?

I just think she's neat

>>538349764
OH NOW NOW

>>538349764
Jesus christ

>>538349794
Is there an anime character stronger than Tartaglia?

And I'm referring to Harbinger Childe "Ajax" Tartaglia with the full powers of the Third Descender and the All-Devouring Narwhal (enhanced by Surtalogi) equipped with R5 Polar Star and complete control of his Vision and Electro Delusion, a top 0.1% Xiangling, with the powers of the Seven Gnoses gifted by the Tsaritsa so he can perform Abyssal Vaporize and Foul Riptide as well as being extremely skilled in all five weapon types with no E cooldown.

>>538349637
They're closet gay.

>>538348163
Pora me, es Yaoyao

>>538349764
>calls themselves straight
>saves homoerotic pictures of Wise and Caelus
Not adding up

loom x bina is canon yuri now :)

>>538349993
>>538349993
BASED

>>538345359
is he worth it?

>>538349637
You have it the other way around. We imagine that Aether's dick is stuck in us all the girls in genshin.

>>538349637
There's unironically nothing gay about wanting to fuck twinks

>>538349993
Aether is canon :)

should I stay up for the preload datamine or should I just go to sleep and read up on it in the morning
i assume you're going to tell me to sleep because this general is run by a sleep cabal

>>538350123
1 hour remaining

>>538350092
>We imagine that Aether's dick is stuck in us
holy shit lol

The fact this nigga saves so much gay art of aether to his PC is sus as fuck. What a mondo faggot.

>>538350153
These designs all went to the pokemon Honkai game

>aetherchad pushing ahead just as arletroon thinks he made it
DEVILISH

>>538349626
I mean, even if Traveler sucks overall, he's never been bellow Qiqi and had pretty normal constellations.
Electro Traveler was okay'ish.
Dendro Traveler can be seen in Abyss from time to time.
So I have no idea what the fuck was their problem while making his Pyro iteration.

bina eating bread means she likes money.

>>538350092
>We imagine that Aether's dick is stuck in us all the girls in genshin.
What? What are you even trying to say?

>>538350260
pyro traveler is good though

why does everyone want to have sex with arlecchino

>>538349989
He enjoys falseflagging as anti-wormschizo with the whole "uh oh wormschizo melty", don't ask me why

an amogus collab
lol

>>538348946
Can I say it?
I'm gonna say it:

BASED AND SAME

>>538350237
damn you're right

>>538350202
Missing Yelan with Elegy for the End bow and Xianyun

>>538350092
>We imagine that Aether's dick is stuck in us
Sorry, /gig/ culture dictates we shame typos on all sides.

>>538348946
I bet you are a filthy metafag who has Kazoo anyway

Cunnilingus on Furina

z

>>538350373
she's the hottest genshin impact character
everyone wants her

FVARKKK as a straight man I self insert as a woman and imagine aether's dick inside me

I dont get it.
Why dont you say that the girls are for (You)?
Why do you always say the girls are for Aether? Normally you would want the girls to be for you and for you only. Why is it that whenever you see a cute girl in here, those guys go and say "yeah, totally for aether" ??? Why not say "yeah shes totally for me" ?

>>538350645
Luminefags...

>>538350678
Because they know good and well that they're not Aether

>>538350678
because i'm not in the game :(

>>538350678
Because they said they want Aether’s dick stuck in them, so they self insert as the waifu

What does it mean to eat bread? Do you remember every single piece of bread you've eaten ?

>>538350678
I am literally Aether

Why does genshin not create more character's skins?

>>538350260
I cleared Dire with pyro traveler + Mualani so I would say she's pretty good.

>>538350582
>la-la-la---la---laaa

>>538350260
To add insult to injury during the beta they prioritize buffing the boss cons over their normal cons

>>538350678
I've noticed this with both Aetherpags and Wisewimps, it's honestly really weird and I can only assume is a self esteem issue with people in that part of the world

I'm fully convinced aetherschizo is masochistic and enjoys being bullied by giggers everyday

hmmm... he's trying to change the topic

>>538350813
Genshin only creates skins for characters who are getting pushed out of the meta and/or getting less screentime in the future.

bwos ...

>>538350756
Silence, jojonegro

I dunno how you can insert as a blonde 5’2 twink, thats why most hentai drawn by Genshin artists feature some faceless or fat man

>>538350813
Vivisex

>>538350153
Would literally take any one of these designs over what we actually got

Some Aetherbros here fully understood that they roleplay as Aether I guess.
Meanwhile I got tired ritualposting about how all girls are for you.

>>538350989
Why would you self insert as fat? Lose weight, fatty

>>538350927
Explain xinqiu and nilou

>>538350348
aetherfag wants aether's dick, nothing new

>>538351036
because i'm an amerimutt and i can't self insert into anything with less than three chins

sorry arletroon, you lost

>>538350813
There's no avenue to flex the skin because co-op is a meme.
And most people by skins to show them to others.

>>538350989
Aether may be a girly manlet, but he's still a white blond man I guess.

>>538351036
Being fat and hairy is peak male masculinity.

>ZZZ shills out of nowhere
They’re becoming the new Wuwajeets

>Hutaofag: Hutao is for me
>Fischlfag: Fischl is for me
>Alhaithamyume: Alhaitham is for me
>Clorindefag: Clorinde is for me
>Meanwhile the aetherfags
>"Mavuika? For Aether"
>"Skirk? Totally having sex with Aether"
>"Clitali? On a romantic relationship with Aether"

>>538351097
>lost by two votes
SUPREME COURT. I WANT A RECOUNT

>>538351036
>self insert
Only author can self-insert.

>>538351183
uhhh you forgot for me it's yaoyao.

>>538351097
This is so fucking pathetic I have no words

>>538351142
No it isn't. It makes you a pig and less human and deserve less human rights.

>>538351073
both bricks that no one uses?

>>538351073
Natlan was very very rough on nilou

>>538351183
>"Yelan? for Xingqiu of course"

Xiao is for me

>>538351097
>over 100 votes
holy crap you fuckers really botted the fuck out of it kek

Mavu? Rabu!

>>538351357
based CHADtherXISSIE

>>538351107
There's no coop at all in ZZZ, skins just change things up and are nice to look at.

huh, why are we so silent?

>>538351097
30+ y/o men arguing about ships on 4channel...

>>538350060
Not really unless you have C6 Faruzan as well. The high frequency attacks are great for certain enemy matchups tho.

>>538351338
TRVKE.

>>538351097
uh oh

can they lower the resin cost already
just make this shit free if you're going to make it once a week

>>538351097
Sandbinabros...

Who is the self insert here?

KINOOOOOOOOO

>>538351486
>voted
lol you lost

mega kino incoming
https://youtube.com/shorts/0yyoZFLoioA?si=eNEO5a260bjMv2J1

>>538351097
>>538351364
this explains why the thread died for a bit

>>538351371
SHE'S SO PRETTY

>>538351416
I can't see 50+ messages either.

>>538351517
PC: Press Esc to open the Paimon Menu, then click Feedback > Suggestion.
iOS / Android: Tap Paimon to bring up the menu, then tap Feedback > Suggestion.
PS4: Press the OPTIONS button to open the Paimon Menu, then select Feedback > Suggestion.

>>538351540
Nilou

>>538351493
Woah, is that the character from Blue Archive?!
Woaaaaaahhh!!!! Wow!

Im out see ya

>>538351540
I am literally Alhaitham

>>538351517
I do as many Trounce dungeons as I can each week.

>>538351540
the bread

>farming some handguards I need in Inazuma
>using the Treasure Compass while I do so because why not
>find a chest behind a puzzle I never did before
>its an Inazuma puzzle so I have to actually use my brain
Oh no...

>>538351565
SPOILERS AHHHHH

PRELOAD IS OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU CARE ABOUT SPOILERS
PRELOAD IS OUT

Cute collab

>>538351716
as do I that's why I hate spending 630 Resin a week on it
with Stygian requiring you to spend 1200 Resin on it, it makes the planning very tight

>muh spoiler
grow up

>forgot to do trounce all week last week
>all resins went to forging weapon exp for weapons
And my Nilou's sacsword is still level 88.

>>538351801
CUTE
U
T
E

see ya in 3 days, /gig/

>>538351801
Cute, I wish there was good sushi places where I live
>t. amerishart

>>538351771
But I don't care about the story?

>>538351771
Genshin's writing isn't good enough for me to care about spoilers

>>538351801
>Ororon hanging out with two lolis
He really does have the same mental age as them desu

PRELOAD IS UP PRELOAD IS UP

IT'S UP EARLY !!

>>538351771
>13 MB/s
2 more days.

>Natlan is over for real

This is really....goodbye

>>538346508
BHAHAHAJAJJAJAHAJJAJAJAHAHA

gaytherkeks losted PAGLY

I'm not even yurikeks but this is just hilarious

>>538351893
why on earth are you using Sac Sword on Nilou?

IT'S UP
https://gi20.hakush.in/character/10000119/story
https://gi20.hakush.in/character/10000120/story
https://gi20.hakush.in/character/10000121/story

>>538352010
They spent all thread botting… only to lose?

>sandrone is alain
No. You have AIDS and AGP.

>>538351801
Cute Sayu toes

>I'm not even yurikeks
ESL

>>538351893
Craft the new 4 star Nod-Krai sword for Nilou.

This is your IMMINENT warning
Leave /gig/ if you don't want to be spoiled

>>538352050
booooooooring

>>538351936
>>538351938
>story sucks

HOLY FUCKING FUCK
TRAVELER JOBBED AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAILURE OF AN MC YOU WEAK FUCK

>>538351771
Thanks friend, bye....for now

>>538351801
I want to fuck this succubus so bad

>About Flins
>He comes across as very polite and courteous, but for some reason the animals seem to fear him... I will keep my guard up around him — but since I barely know him and have no evidence of wrongdoing, I will also reserve judgment. Whenever he passes by the Frostmoon Enclave, I will share some of the daily harvest with him.\n...What? His name's too long, but otherwise he's fine..? Uh... Are you sure?
LMAO

>pre-load
OH BOI

>Varka kept me company a lot while Ineffa was away looking for you guys. Sometimes, when he noticed that I was missing Ineffa, he'd come and pat me on the head and make me feel better. He has really big, heavy hands, and they're covered in calluses... But they still feel really warm.
Uhhh Ainobros? I thought she was for us...

Mizuki panty color?

POST AINO LEAKS

>>538351801
Ororon looking at Mizukizuki's butthole

>>538351801
Who invited Kachina and Ororon of all people to Inazuma?

>>538352010
>>538346508
KEKYPOW

>there was Illuga, a fellow Lightkeeper, a righteous young man
To nobody's surprise, Illuga is a confirmed manlet

>>538352225
>Varks is a pedo
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>538352230
Pink

Only one thing is for sure

About Nefer
>Clearly, we are different people with different ways of doing things, but I have never taken that to mean that we cannot get along.\nNo matter what, the light of the moon will always fall favorably upon her.
About Jahoda
>I didn't know much about her before we partnered up to infiltrate the Experimental Design Bureau — only that she worked for the Curatorium of Secrets as Nefer's trusted assistant. It can't be easy, being caught between Nefer on the one hand and all manner of clients on the other. I've always wished I could show her some proper Frostmoon Scions hospitality one day... Heh, I'm also a little curious to know what Nefer has said to her about me.
About Varka
>As cosmopolitan as Nod-Krai may be, it's rare to see an outsider integrate as readily as he has. There is a natural warmth to the way he treats people, which I highly admire. I remember the first time we met, he was full of praise for the Frostmoon Scions' delicious food... Oddly enough, I don't recall ever having shared any food with him, and yet I still believe he was being sincere.
About Kuutar
>No one teaches a newborn god how to live in harmony with their followers. She must have had a very difficult past...\nIn the hopes of achieving some sort of reconciliation, I made a request of her that must have seemed a little rude. She claims that she prefers living alone, but I still dream of a day that Kuutar and the Frostmoon Scions, the moon and her believers, can come together and share a toast.

>>538352024
I use E+NA when proccing cores.

About Illuga
Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
Members of the Lightkeepers are under no obligation to stay — and many do, in fact, leave shortly after joining. Only the most determined persevere, and Illuga is one such example. It is common to admire those who display wit and cunning, but to me, determination is a far more valuable quality.

Yo who’s Illuga

>>538352328
CUTE

>>538350678
Because it's literally his travel? Do you self-insert as a MC of a isekai genre?

I'll take my time with Nod Krai so no /gig/ browsing for like 2 weeks. If Sandy is gonna job, then I would like to experience her miserable jobbing myself.

>>538352225
Aino having a sexual awakening for dilfs

>>538352137
>have the option to mod
>still give her diaper spats
For what reason

>Varka fucked Aino
Uh oh… is that legal?

See you bwos in a couple days... good luck with your deer pulls.

>>538352225
>>538352319
He became a must pull for my account.

About Illuga
>Members of the Lightkeepers are under no obligation to stay — and many do, in fact, leave shortly after joining. Only the most determined persevere, and Illuga is one such example. It is common to admire those who display wit and cunning, but to me, determination is a far more valuable quality.
About Varka
>You shan't catch me crossing blades with Varka, there's simply no contest. No sword in the world has a sharper bite than the North Wind. Now, you might think that the allusion to one of the fiercest forces in nature's arsenal is pure hyperbole, but I tell you — he is a true knight, the likes of which are rarely seen in this day and age. If I ever have the chance to spar with him, it will be a sure sign that I am going up in the world.
About Nefer
>Nefer's intuition is as sharp as a knife, and that is a knife that no one wishes to contend with. Fortunately, I don't make a habit of prying into other people's backgrounds. I can only hope she doesn't either.
About Jahoda
>Jahoda always seems to show up where you would least expect. One day, you'll find her by a scrap pile at the Krumkake Craftshop, another, you'll see her out on the balcony of some wealthy family's house in Nasha Town. She is rapidly learning the philosophy of survival... her teacher being the land of Nod-Krai itself.


About the Tsaritsa
>Although Nod-Krai is technically a part of Snezhnaya, you won't hear us habitually refer to "Her Majesty, the Tsaritsa." ...Who's "us"? Hehe... The Lightkeepers, of course... Who else?

Is the patch out tomorrow night or Tuesday's?

Lauma - About Kuutar
>No one teaches a newborn god how to live in harmony with their followers. She must have had a very difficult past...In the hopes of achieving some sort of reconciliation, I made a request of her that must have seemed a little rude. She claims that she prefers living alone, but I still dream of a day that Kuutar and the Frostmoon Scions, the moon and her believers, can come together and share a toast.
>share a toast
ICWYDT

>pedophilia is legal in Teyvat
Uh....

>>538352593
Tuesday

>>538352337
>She claims that she prefers living alone,
Neetbina

sustainer waiting room

[FLINS VOICE LINE]
Receiving a Gift: III
>Uh... In the interests of our continued friendship, I would prefer to keep my thoughts to myself.

This nigga is gay for us

See ya, /gig/. Good luck with your Lauma pulls.

About Jahoda
>Jahoda might bicker a lot with Ineffa, but they're actually really close. She was the first friend that Ineffa made. I'm not a controlling parent, so I don't tell Ineffa who she can and can't make friends with. Some friends just argue more than others — somehow, fighting it out brings them closer together. Oh, I almost forgot to mention, you know her robotic arm? It's pretty, right? I was the one who built that, although it's my student who handles the maintenance and repairs these days.
About Nefer
>Nefer has a black cat called Ashru. I offered to install a translator so we could understand what Ashru is saying, but Nefer turned me down without even considering it. She said she already has plenty of information and doesn't need to hear what a cat has to say. Like, what!? Why so mean? Has she been hurt before, maybe by Lauma's translations?
About Varka
>Varka kept me company a lot while Ineffa was away looking for you guys. Sometimes, when he noticed that I was missing Ineffa, he'd come and pat me on the head and make me feel better. He has really big, heavy hands, and they're covered in calluses... But they still feel really warm.
About Linnea
>Ooh, Linnea? I really like her! When I was little, she used to tell us loads of cool stories whenever she got back from one of her trips. When I was a bit older, and I'd learned how to build robots, I wanted to give her one as a gift... but she never accepted any of them. She said it was the thought that counts, and that was enough for her — but I think it was because none of them were her style. So, I'm gonna keep making robots until she finds one she likes. I know I'll get there eventually!

>>538352628
Fat Xiao's food puns transcend the medium and become a indistputable fact

>>538351371
<3

>niggas are scared of a few spoilers in a game with shitty story
LMAO

Columbina's Voiceline about Wanderer:

“Wanderer... why do you haunt my thoughts so? It’s maddening... I feel like my heart is a fragile thing—so delicate and yet... so full. But I must be patient, yes, there are duties that call to me, as the Archon of Nodkrai. My people... they need me. So, I’ll wait. Even if my heart aches with every moment I delay. It’s not the right time... But one day, I’ll tell you... I swear I will.”

Columbina's Voiceline about Rerir, the Moon Hunter:

“Rerir... the Moon Hunter. He strikes fear into my very soul. His gaze, so cold, like the dark side of the moon itself. I am terrified of him, yes... but I would lay down my life without hesitation if it means protecting Nodkrai. Fear is nothing compared to the weight of duty. And if my body is the price to keep my people safe, then let it be paid. I will endure... for them.”

>>538352519
No one needs to know

How is the preload of a new region only 9GB? Where's the content?

Varka is a PEDO
Flins is gay for Aether

Kuutar is Bina's real name?

>>538351801
cute

>>538352850
nod-krai is a series of small islands

>>538352801
HOOLLY KINOOOOO
SCARABINA SOON

>>538352850
9gb is like the entire PS1 library

Maybe Aino is 20?

>>538352731
Jaheffa!

Just hit AR 50.
Got any recommendations on teams that I can try and clear abyss with or should I just wait for Flins and Nefer?

>>538352801
>Archon of Nodkrai
??????

Jahoda on Nefer:

"Her? Of course, I'm loyal. Money is the strongest motivator for anyone, after all. The fact she makes me eat her pussy out for hours on end is just a secondary stipulation to our contract. I'm not gay. This is simply how we do business in Nod Krai, Traveler."

>>538352786
This. Honestly its better I get spoiled before going in and have a joke with /gig/ about it, so that I am not actively angry over the writing instead.

Jahoda is the town bicycle of Nod Krai

>>538352986
Get Lauma and play hyperbloom. Flins is mid and Nefer needs Lauma.

>>538352947
Toy Story 2 alone is some 400 mbs

>No, the fae don't need Moon Wheels. We have our own methods. But I quite like the design, which goes nicely with my black overcoat, plus, it gives a convenient cover story for the power I wield... I've never been one to refuse tools such as this that help me blend in more seamlessly to my homeland.
I definitely wasn't expecting Flins out of all people to be a Snowland Fae when he has no elf ears

Varka being a groomer isn't new

>>538353006
YURIKINOOOOOO

>>538352986
In the current state of the game, you should always pull for the new characters. Lauma is the new Nahida, and Flins is good with your Ineffa. Try to get both.

>>538353006
Yuri won

I always read up on spoilers so that I can prepare myself to feel the correct emotions once I encounter it in-game. Just a little prep work, if you will.

The textmap is out. Reply with a keyword and I'll post the lines.

To start off, Sandrone:
>"Take walks, watch the moon, sometimes sing... But, I came to do that last one less and less after Sandrone forbade it.",
>"Question Five... The name of the Harbinger in charge of this facility... Let's go with... \"Sandrone.\"",
>"Sandrone seems uninterested in my capture, and the others are unlikely to risk making contact at all. They have more troublesome affairs to deal with.",
>"Arlecchino and Sandrone treated me quite well, along with...",
>"Well, Sandrone's daily routine is highly irregular, while The Doctor often orders people around. As for Arlecchino...",

>>538353006
she really said that

character voice lines are not spoilers

How is literally every character for Wanderer?

KWABAROOOOONI

>>538353094
OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHA

>>538353006
wow Fat Xiao is really stepping up his game lately

I came

>>538353083
But I’ve got my Dendro Traveller for Hyperbloom?
Also, I like Ineffa and I hear Flins is good with her!

>>538353194
Marionette
>"I am your Harbinger, Marionette!",
>"And even then... He still defeated Marionette...",
>"Several of Marionette's subordinates were robbed on their way back to Snezhnaya. Although it is unclear what was stolen, the culprits were identified as a group of three Treasure Hoarders.",
>"...Give it a rest, will you? You said the same thing the last time Speranza updated their daily specials. \"Lady Marionette has surely been planning this for a year, to ensure the people of Nasha Town are unable to eat hot dogs on this exact day\"...",
>"That said, Lady Marionette isn't here right now. You could check with Commander Azalea — she might know about any further arrangements.",
>"Look very closely, for standing before you is none other than Marionette, Seventh of the Fatui Harbingers.",
>"I'm a... specially appointed researcher under Marionette.",
>"Marionette has the Moon Marrow... She went to Starsand Shoal.",
>"You think Marionette even knows what we do down here? She seems to spend all day either holed up in her lab or out doing the rounds...",
>"Just as all seems lost, a ray of light belonging to The Damselette envelops all of you. Between the loud protests of Marionette, you are forcibly teleported away.",
>"(So all the Katherynes were made by Marionette? Does that mean the Fatui have been watching our every move?)",
>"A \"specially appointed researcher\"? Lady Marionette has already reached the pinnacle of both mechanical and kuuvahki research. Why would she need to hire some external researchers?",
BONUS
>"The Rächer of Solnari pursues you relentlessly and mocks you for seeking nothing more than a joke. However, his attacks are halted by a sudden blast — the Harbinger, Marionette, and her robot Pulonia arrive. Confronted by his old enemy, the Rächer is shocked by the transformation of her creation, now standing as his equal. Even so, he manages to find an opening and binds Pulonia before turning toward you for the killing blow.",
DINDU
I
N
D
U

>>538353194
>real spoilers
okay see you on wednesday /gig/

>>538353094
>the layla and flins being related theory became a little more canon
oh

>>538353194
Jahoda

>>538353341
I TOLD you fags she'll fight Redditrir instead of fight the other factions!
Sandy AND Bina confirmed DINDU

>>538352776
She's so breedable

>>538352986
roll for who you like

>>538353094
>Snowland fae

It’s easy to ignore spoilers if I don’t read anything that isn’t directed at (me)

I want to believe that all those comments are due to the trolling and baiting environment of "the troll site xddd 4chan"
I REFUSE to believe that anyone could, without irony, confuse polite words and cortesy mannerisms with something romantic

>>538353341
>"(So all the Katherynes were made by Marionette? Does that mean the Fatui have been watching our every move?)",
Traveler confirmed to still be a fucking retard

>>538353524
Chiori is lickable

>>538353251
>Aetherfag bots the poal
>still loses
Lmfao

>>538353510
>>538353094
He explicitly says he enjoys larping as a human, so that explains his ears I guess.

>>538353251
gayther lost bigly

>>538353194
Dottore
>"No, no, no. \"Second of the Fatui Harbingers.\" Sounds powerful, sure, but what has \"The Doctor\" ever actually accomplished?",
>"Well, Sandrone's daily routine is highly irregular, while The Doctor often orders people around. As for Arlecchino...",
>"What else... Oh, The Doctor often asked me to assist in his Light Realm-related research.",
Arlecchino
>"\"Get along\"? Hmm... When we first met, Arlecchino did seem eager to \"get along\" with me.",
>"Arlecchino often played this game with me, but I only won once."
>"(Yeah, Paimon doubts that was a \"game\" to the Knave at all...)",
Capitano
>"\"...This is very similar to the large bell that the Captain discovered in the ruins to the northwest. Perhaps...\"",
>"This can't be! We came here to protect the people of Liyue! Don't you remember what the Captain said before our departure? \"This expedition has nothing to do with conspiracies or schemes!\"",
>"Hmph, \"a small issue!\" You certainly talk like the Captain...",
>"The Captain said that we should be ready to give our lives here. We should...",
>"Ha! In charge of the company, as a Staff Sergeant! Who do you think you are? Ever since the Captain went missing, you've been acting like an important-looking CO. Hah!",
>"\"...Ten were lost, two vanguard squads took immense damage. The Captain ordered a retreat...\"",
>"\"...Did our ancestors fight the calamity like this five hundred years ago? The Captain once said we knew not a hundredth of the grueling battles that our ancestors went through...\"",
No hits for Pierro, Pantalone or Pulcinella

GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Traveler jobs again un fucking real

>>538353526
I work as a server and I’ll let you know that it’s not that uncommon.

Varka fucking Aino
Wanderer fucking Columbina
Rerir fucking Sandrone and Columbina
Jahoda fucking Nefer

TL;DR
this is shipGAWD and yuriSTACY region

>>538353340
This game hasn't been about simply having the good reactions for a while now.
You need Lauma to actually make those reactions good.

>>538353094
So that's why he said "the human world intrigues me"
he is a mutant created with parts of dragons and other creatures by the Second Who Came, huh

>>538353662
Hu Tao

Surely Columbina would give us 60k primos for our trouble, right?

>>538350813
No idea. Genshin's weird policy on drip feeding us character skins has always irked me. It's a shame too since I do like most of the skins we DO get.

>>538353603
Dude.
Spoilers.
>>538353669
Thanks Nahida!

I'm too lazy to read all this green text, but it really sounds like Columbina is just a dumb and nice autistic girl

>varka got seduced by aino
Jean is going to be so disappointed in him

Please reply to my bait

>>538353698
I love you, though...

>Only 34GB for PS5
Content?

>>538353738
Just sounds like more mental illness from you folk

>>538353849
Jean is sucking Dickluc

Varka is a lolicon

>>538353782
Nothing.
>>538353440
>"Talk to Jahoda once you're ready",
>"...Aino, Jahoda's just trying to help. You know that, right? At least think about it.",
>"Jahoda's gone in to scout out the situation. She'll be back any minute—",
>"Jahoda: Cat! Hey! Cat!",
>"Near the Adventurers' Guild, you come across a visibly irate Jahoda. It sounds like her latest commission isn't going quite as planned...",
>"Regardless, Miss Jahoda, if you wish to take on any more commissions in the future, it would be best...",
>"You run into Nefer as she's shopping for books. Though the book she's picked out doesn't seem particularly reliable, she seems intent on using it to test Jahoda...",
>"(Chin up, Jahoda! Once this job's done, you're buying yourself the biggest Nod-Kraian hot dog in town. Deal's a deal!)",
>"My dear Jahoda, I have a... request.",
>"You do not need to apologize to me, Jahoda. You should be apologizing to my logic module. It is not a dumb-dumb, and neither is the one who made it.",
>"Chat with Nefer and Jahoda",
>"Considering the strength of Miss Jahoda's relationship with the two of you, I believe she would be the perfect candidate to go with me.",
>"Why's Jahoda just standing there? And she's... asleep?",
>"Alright, it's been two days. Let's head to the workshop and see if Jahoda found any new clues.",
>"Hey, Ineffa! Oh, Jahoda! You're here, too?",
>"Now, I suppose that's that. I'll leave locating them to you, Jahoda.",
>"When Jahoda lay down and tried to fall asleep through meditation, she suddenly said to me:",
>"We haven't had any more troublemakers or line-cutters since Miss Jahoda came to help out for a few days. Everyone lines up nicely for their meals now!",
>"At the Clink-Clank Krumkake Craftshop, you encounter Jahoda, who is trying hard to figure out how to apologize to Ineffa. Despite some twists and turns, it seems their friendship is still intact...",

>>538353940
Diluc is too autistic to have sex
Jean will be forever virgin, unfortunately

>>538353526
You are literally speaking to a community of players of a game where it's common to drop $1000 on a single character, a very mentally ill act. Furthermore, such folx are spending $1000 on their waifu. This is basically prostitution but with a 2D character. Of course they're going to have a meltdown if another (male) character so much as looks towards them.

>>538353662
>>"This can't be! We came here to protect the people of Liyue! Don't you remember what the Captain said before our departure? \"This expedition has nothing to do with conspiracies or schemes!\"",
Huh, this is an old line from the Fatui in the Chasm. I guess they are updating that dialogue since Captain is dead?

>>538353946
Literally me

>>538353662
Some of these and the above sound like they're from Bina. Pure shoujo

Flins about Varka

>You shan't catch me crossing blades with Varka, there's simply no contest. >No sword in the world has a sharper bite than the North Wind.
>Now, you might think that the allusion to one of the fiercest forces in nature's arsenal is pure hyperbole, but I tell you — he is a true knight, the likes of which are rarely seen in this day and age.
>If I ever have the chance to spar with him, it will be a sure sign that I am going up in the world.

>>538354041
"Sorry, you're too old for me."

nobody cares about wormhoda

>>538353440
>>538353974
>"After Jahoda is finally brought up to speed, you all agree on a plan to infiltrate the Fatui research facility the following night...",
>"Very well. My logic module and I forgive you, Jahoda.",
>"That day, Miss Jahoda happened to be there getting her meal. When she saw that thug causing trouble, she jumped up and kicked him so hard he fell!",
>"I am not. As a matter of fact, the aforementioned module truly is all Jahoda needs to apologize for.",
>"That said, were we to shut down some of Jahoda's components, I believe it would pose a threat to her personal safety.",
>"Huh? How come you're here by yourself, Lauma? Where's Jahoda?",
>"I suspect the relic is hidden down below. Jahoda, your commission ends here.",
>"Dear Miss Jahoda, if you manage to return the object of your next commission intact, then I assure you your reward will be paid in full.",
>"In any case, you've been most helpful, Jahoda. Thank you for the intel. It seems the Mora spent on your services was well worth it.",
>"I can tell. My intuition tells me that if Jahoda became a thief, even I'd never be able to catch her.",
>"This is crazy, Jahoda... You're all alone, you've got nothing, and yet you're charging ahead like fear's a foreign concept...",
>"Chat with Nefer and Jahoda (Optional)",
>"*sigh* ...Jahoda.",
>"Jahoda, dear, come here.",
>"And that someone is Jahoda?",
>"Hmm... Alright then. Jahoda, contact the others. We're going to need all hands on deck.",
>"Oh, by the way, I have leftover \"Krumkake Bolts\" from the batch I made earlier. I gave one to Jahoda. You can have the other.",
>"Oh — by the way, Jahoda, before you go...",
>"You want Jahoda to read these?",
>"You just can't stand seeing Aino so upset, right Jahoda? Aww, that's so nice! From here on out, we're counting on you!",
>"That day, Miss Jahoda happened to be there getting her meal. When she saw that thug causing trouble, she jumped up and kicked him so hard he fell!",

VarkaGODS can't stop winning

Why isn't Lauma a virgin?

>Arlecchino treated Columbina like one of her kids
lol shippers on suicide watch

>>538354026
She could always just rape him

I am so fucking sick and tired of jahodaslop bros

>>538354145
You can't just attach worm to everything, homofujo

>>538353440
>>538354150
>"You've got this, Jahoda!",
>"Huh, interesting. Ineffa, write some of these chaotic jokes down! We'll get Jahoda to be our guinea pig.",
>"Yes. And wouldn't it be interesting to see who's more unreliable — this author, or Jahoda?",
>"Besides, things are really well organized nowadays. Miss Jahoda still stops by from time to time, and between her and Mr. Kantor, I doubt anyone would stir up further trouble.",
>"Oh, it was nothing. A promise is a promise, right? Anyway, is Jahoda here? She probably has a bunch of new clues for us.",
>"Don't worry, Jahoda, you've helped us so much. If they try anything, we'll protect you!",
>"Eh, who cares. Jahoda said they're just a bunch of small fry, anyway.",
>"Not a fan of either? Then I guess our only option is to fall back on Plan J — that's J for Jahoda, by the way!",
>"Are we sure Jahoda's alright? She looked totally crushed just now...",
>"Jahoda explains the situation, choosing her words very carefully.",
>"Jahoda, Clockwise!",
>"The time you agreed upon with Jahoda has arrived. You wonder if she brings good news...",
>"On behalf of the Frostmoon Scions, too — thank you, Jahoda, for your help.",
>"Hey, Jahoda! Wow, this place is packed!",
>"(And I even went out of my way to get these components... Agh! What am I doing?! Come on, Jahoda, it's not that hard... just gotta apologize to Ineffa...)",
>"...And in summary, that's the commission we're here for. How's that sound to you, Jahoda?",
>"I do not know. However, Jahoda said she has been suffering from insomnia for a while, and was willing to try any solution she could.",
>"(Come on, Jahoda... You can't give up now!)",
>"Still, Jahoda sure is taking her sweet time...",
>"Besides, things are really well organized nowadays. Miss Jahoda still stops by from time to time, and between her and Mr. Kantor, I doubt anyone would stir up further trouble.",

>>538354092
The moment Capitano died before Varka was introduced confirmed Varka was the real strongest human

>>538347901
There is no way that fucking /gig/ is where I find out that Dany Jones is a D. I need to motivate myself to start reading again and finish Egghead already

>>538354234
Stop leaking AIDS and yeast everywhere then.

>>538353440
>>538354285
>"At the Clink-Clank Krumkake Craftshop, you encounter a \"meditating\" Ineffa. It turns out she's trying to help Jahoda with her insomnia. However... Ineffa's \"meditation\" seems an awful lot like \"standby mode\"...",
>"It's all up to you, Jahoda!",
>"Jahoda's gone to get the medicine, and she should be back any moment now. If you have nothing else to do, feel free to wait here — I'll have someone bring you some snacks.",
>"Jahoda, please take a seat. I will continue telling jokes.",
>"After that, like I do with Aino every night, I held Jahoda's hand as she slept.",
>"Naturally! The only reason I wish to ask Miss Jahoda to attend... is that if I am to swim in the great ocean of knowledge, I'd very much like someone else to... enjoy Miss Aino's educational ablutions.",
>"But will Jahoda be okay?",
>"A companion? Oh, that is inspired! Perhaps I should ask Miss Nefer if she can send Miss Jahoda to accompany me.",
>"You really have all the intel, huh, Jahoda?",
>"Seems like the meditation was pretty effective. Jahoda's fast asleep!",
>"Jahoda, Counterclockwise!",
>"The time you agreed upon with Jahoda has arrived. You wonder if she brings good news...",
>"So meditation wasn't supposed to work, but Jahoda fell asleep anyway... Could she have been so tired that she just passed out?",
>"Out in the wild, you come across Jahoda chasing a runaway cat. The little troublemaker has her running in circles... Well, good luck, Jahoda.",
>"Jahoda!? How'd you end up outside?",
>"One jug of wine's enough for today. Just put this round on my tab and we'll settle it at the end of the month. Oh, and don't include Jahoda's secret snack order. She's footing that bill herself.",
>"In Nasha Town, you find Shikanoin Heizou, who is in Nod-Krai investigating a case. His guide turns out to be Jahoda from the Curatorium of Secrets. But... she looks a little nervous when talking to him.",

>>538354234
you haven’t seen anything yet
Jahoda will be the Kazuha of 6.X