Thread 538396004

Visual Novel General #7188

This general is for the discussion of English-translated Japanese visual novels.
All posting of untranslated visual novels belongs on >>>/jp/
E-celeb shitposting is not allowed.
Kindly use spoiler tags appropriately when discussing plot spoilers to facilitate smooth discussion.

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Previous thread: >>538365018

We are reaching new types of KINO we haven't even been able to even imagine previously.

I hate Maeda so much.

>>538396179
i will gut you open like frog you fat /vn/ cutie

>>538396004 (OP)
Kino op
Masafags BTFO

>>538396161
What is this face trying to convey?

Scream (1996) is very similar to Hentai Prison (2022) and has the same themes and overall message.

>half of the posts in the previous thread belong to me
kek

>>538396260
You can try, but Maeda is everywhere.

>>538396361
You representd umineko community brilliantly, LunaEndlessWitch

>>538396260
Why are you so mean?

My name is kageaki and I love to watch the most!

>>538396361
We know AIsir

>>538396260
I will kill you too frogposter.

>>538396510
I didn't post anything

Who do you think is the visual novel protagonist most open to lending his girlfriend to have sex with others?

>>538396509
>>>/reddit/

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538396640
Emiya Shirou

>>538396567
Makoto has frog PJs. I want them.

>>538396640
Kageaki.

>>538396640
I'd say battler but he's girlfriend isn't fully woman afterall

Whats the verdict on sacrifice villains

>>538396640
Battla

>>538396781
kek

>>538396763
Hentai Prison was such a good game.

>>538396640
shirou

>>538396640
Rokuhara Scientist

Umitroon sisters..

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538396640
Battler

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538396640
Muramasa

>>538396640
Battler

>>538396640
Battler

>>538396640
Shirou

>>538396640
kageaki

>>538396640
Battler

What's the verdict on transgender heroines tag

>>538396783
All the masterpieces created by Butcha-U are Nukikamige

>>538396640
Shirou

>>538396640
Umineko

>>538396640
Rokuhara Scientist.

>>538396640
Muramasa

>>538396640
/vn/

>>538396640
the MC from kara no shoujo

>>538397043
All the masterpieces created by ryukishi are Trannyntrge

>>538396640
ushiromiya battler

>>538397043
There are only 4 JVNs under that tag that ain't cheap nukige porn

>>538396640
Shattler

I think the Sayooshi translators lied about 100% completion for attention. It wouldn't be the first time.

>>538396640
>open to lending his girlfriend to have sex with others
he doesn't own her so he can't lend her

>>538396640
Rokuhara Scientist

>>538396640
The protagonist of Henpri

>>538396640
Gayttler

>>538396640
Battler.

>>538396640
Tennouji Kotarou

>>538397237
>Koyori
Holy sexo

>>538396640
Naruto

>>538397237
Is there a single fucking VN fantranslator that's competent and honest

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538396640
Battler.

>>538396640
Haku from Muramasa

>>538396640
Ushiromiya Battler

>>538396640
kokum

>>538397405
The Senmomo translator was more competent and honest than everyone thought.

>>538396640
Saber

>>538396640
Battler

>>538396640
Ginseigo

>>538396640
Battler

>>538396640
Cuckgeaki

>>538396640
the main character from higurashi

>>538396640
Battler

>>538396640
Battler the heir of Rokuhara

>>538396640
It's Kageaki.

>>538396640
kazusa

>>538396640
Ushirohara Battler

>>538396640
Trap island Mahou cringe

>>538396640
B A T T L E R

>>538396640
the protagonist from haremkingdom

>>538396640
Geralt

>>538396640
Hikaru

>>538396640
Kazushit

>>538396640
Muramasa

When will he stop replying to that post

>>538396640
Battler, no contest

>>538396640
Umineko

>>538396640
It's not an option if you're not a moebuta

>>538396640
Battler

>>538396640
plattler

Nice thread

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538396640
kageaki

>>538396640
Battler
>>538397661
>>538397921
kek

>>538396640
Nasuverse Shirou

>>538396640
This is such a high quality post.

>>538396640
Battler
>>538397921
kek

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538397921
kek
>>538396640
Battler

Hopefully Janny nukes this thread from orbit and we can make a new one with a good OP, like Sumaga or Clannad.

I feel like I'm the only human in this thread rn
Mods please save us

>All you have to do to get more (you)s than I've ever seen in /vn/ is ask about cucking
Man, you guys really do have your brains thoroughly rotted with NTRslop. It's kind of sad.

>>538397921
Literally me

>>538398082
I don't read NTRshit so it doesn't matter

>>538397405
/ourguys/ Trip & irru
>neurosurgeon and law students
>combined IQ of 390
>translated VNs for fun, quality was still better than any localization
>translated at breakneck speed because trip is a nip pureblood folded over 1000 times
>made fun of other translators complaining
>only quit when Ts*jidou killed all his love for translating

>>538398082
I'm not going to bother replying since it's clearly just a bait to try to stir shit up again

>>538398082
I'm not even here and I'm still laughing

>>538397921
what r07 meant by this?

>>538398080
I am a human as well
*hugs you*

>>538398080
We all love you Atrisister!

>>538398151
Muramasabros? our response?

Humans?
Bots?

>>538397405
NTRanon

So who do we blame for this?

>>538398082
We have our brains rotted with moeshit

>>538398082
>It's kind of sad.
Yes, it's sad how retarded you are.

>>538398262
Makinatroon.
>b-but
Makinatroon.
Make a new thread, RedGOD.

>>538398082
NTR is kino. You are just a cuck for being against it.

>>538398250
His translations are worse than AI slop

>>538398241
Sadly, humans. This is how some people like to spend their free-time, believe it or not.

>>538398178
So what would be your reply if that was an honest question instead of bait?

>>538398080
It's only worth posting during JOP hours

>>538398262
Nazis for bullying transwitches

>>538398262
type-shit cord with the help of the r07 cord and the r/visualnovels alliance attack

>>538397405
/ourguy/ Quofsama

>>538398082
It's the most kino genre, retard.

>>538398082
I'm reading a NTR VN rn, but it's a chuunige, so it's fine

>>538398082
>It's kind of sad.
no it isn't

>>538398262
LunaEndlessWitch

https://vndb.org/v45411

can some play and rate this so it doesn't get picked up by my kamige filter? thanks

>>538398082
I don't understand why you're being like this anon...

>>538398080
>Mods please save us
Now remember when the mods did literally nothing about the bot that was running rampant for around a year

>>538398325
I've been here for a total of 30 minutes and it was like this before I got here.

>>538398250
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>538398403
Sometimes /vn/ is scary.

>>538398416
All he did was translate shovelware nukige. He gave up translating the only non-nukige he ever attempted( LxC2).

>>538398551
You mean the bot you were complaining about every day?

Don't worry bros, blogposters are here to save the general.

>>538398551
>Now remember when the mods did literally nothing about the bot that was running rampant for around a year
You mean the one that was created by an anon who used to post here and was complaining about how mods didn't do anything about bots?

what an AFWUL thread

>>538398082
>It's happening again
Guess you can just mention it and get that many too.

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538398667
>Rean Schwarzer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>538398551
>when the mods did literally nothing
It's like this every time, newfag.

>>538398648
you are filtered by most of us

You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell /vn/ that, like, a new awful translation will get released, or a thread will get spammed non-stop, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little heroine will fuck a guy other than themselves, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

>>538398621
Sansha Mendan is a masterpiece and a Kaminukige.

>>538398551
>bot
That's not a bot, retard.

Best thread this year so far.

>>538398551
Actually they shadowbanned new ips until it was confirmed those weren't bots
They mistook me for a bot cause I replied to a bot post and gave me 30 days back then.

>Try to bait Vlov
>He just starts fucking shit up elsewhere
Based schizo

>>538398082
Fuck you. My name is Battler Ushiromiya and I proudly share my wife with all who ask.

>>538398848
>replying to a bot
LMAO

>>538398667
Kek I remember him trying to get removed transgender heroine tag from uminegro and he still failed

>>538398773
that's the point, retard.

>>538398848
That was me btw.

t. janny

ntrmasa vs trannyneko

>>538398953
just spit my drink at my fucking screen, holy kek

>>538399000
c;h is the only good sciadv

>>538398778
If you reply it means you can see the post, retard.

>>538398543
Wow that girl has a huge gyat

>>538398953
>uminegro
kill yourself

>>538396640
Muramasa

>>538398953
lol

>>538399000
Should have been an eroge series

>>538398953
>still failed
???

>>538398953
>transgender heroine tag
What?

>>538398953
KEK

>>538398953
I don't see the problem here

>>538398326
Kageaki....

>>538398996
>12.Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.

>>538398953
>he still failed
I don't think anyone cares enough to actually remove it.

>>538398953
Remember when Det tried to change
https://vndb.org/c106937.9 to female but then anons changed it to male until a mod locked it for editing ?

Threads these days give me 2021 flashbacks. Why is that shitposter back again and why is he hell bent on making /vn/ unusable?

>>538399242
>Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.
It's allowed if you are a janitor.

>>538398953
Lmao

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538399242
>Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.
But I AM a janitor, though.

>>538398648
>I'm holding it in
Given that you're scared shitless, you should have held that in too, Shiki. Only Mari is allowed to poop on the floor around here.

>>538396640
Battler

SAY IT IN RED!

>>538399242
I have the power to ban any IP I want, dumbass.

>>538399321
/vn/ hasn't been usable in a decade

>>538396640
Battler

>>538396640
Battler

>>538399242
he's not, I'm the one who was shadowbanning him

I LOVE NTR THE MOST!

There's no such thing as a shadowban.

>>538396640
Shirou

>>538399546
>>538398996
>>538398848
>newfags
>shadowbanning
kek

i hate y'all so fucking much it's unreal

>>538399476
>>>Uminegro/Rokkenjima is the real Trap island

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/:
Troll posts
Racism
Anthropomorphic ("furry") pornography
Grotesque ("guro") images
Loli/shota pornography
Dubs or GET posts, including 'Roll for X' images

>>538399546
You're not either, dumbass.

>>538399642
This is /vn/.

>>538399616
It's when your posts don't appear here even though you submitted them successfully. I just call them shadowbans.

>>538399642
This is /b/, actually.

VNs where the true route is not the best?

>>538399783
Baldr Sky

why is the type-shit cord this bent on destroying our threads?

>>538399739
No, that's when you're filtered.

>>538399739
You don't even know how shadowbans work.

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538399634
It's literally only one guy who is spamming

>>538399832
I'm not sure what cord you're referring to but I think you should take a break from 4chan.

>>538396640
Many have been saying it's Battler.

>>538399901
you are one of them? the corders attacking us?

>>538399641
>[Deleted]
HE ACTUALLY DID IT KEK

>>538399832
It's not the type-shit cord. It's the r07cord and the r/visualnovels alliance.

>>538399476
>>>/lgbt/Uminegro/Rokkenjima was the real Trap island all this time

>normal vn discussions
UHMMMM heroine give me no attention for 1 minute! Heroine bad! Cuckshit cuckshit!
>NTRge discussions
The author explored the themes of familial neglect in such an ambitious way! I love discussing this masterpiece with my fellow intellectuals.

>>538399832
Because they aren't satisfied with the gacha and now want to ruin this place too

>>538399990
I don't even know what cord you're talking about.

>>538399990
no, I'm the guy who's been saying this is all a single anon, newfag

>>538399695
/vg/ - Video Game Generals
This board is for the posting of video game "general" threads, which are long-term, recurring threads about a specific topic.
Western visual novels should be posted here, and Japanese visual novels on /jp/. Translated visual novels are allowed on either board.
Purposeful spoiling of a game's plot or other details may result in post deletion and temporary ban. Use spoiler tags where appropriate.

>>538400059
What gacha?

Political status between all the different visual novels spheres? This is a literal violation of the treaty

>>538400059
they are still mad how r1999 made it to vndb, and fgo didn't?

Man, you guys weren't kidding, the Higurashi anime is really fucking bad. They're skipping over so much shit, and there's so many weird non-sequiturs out of nowhere. The OP IS good, though.

>>538400257
It's not a sphere it's a plane.

>>538400308
The VN is really bad too see our King's review

>>538400308
I prefer my higurashi unwatched.

I think you are all equally cute so you should stop fighting.

>>538400008
That trannie fuckers are sucking each other's dicks in a fucking gay circle

>>538400308
It's a fucking anime adaptation, retard

>>538400308
the last /vn/ review said the vn is also bad

>>538400384
This is the most normal thread in months.

Gacha more like diarrhea

>>538400384
>>538400008

>>538400308
Watch the fanservice ovas for Rikakino

>>538400569
Kino in what sense? Do we see her butt?

>>538400630
She fucks the MC.

>>538400665
Okay, so that probably involves seeing her butt. We shall be watching.

>>538400630
She doesn't have a butt.

>>538396640
Battler won

>>538400754
You won't be able to see anything. It's all done offscreen.

H-H-Holy kino...
She really is the Princess of the Moon™...

What is this autism

>>538400809
Hikaru...

>>538400754
We're gonna need you to leave the room while I do this.

>>538400864
>23:41
Go to sleep

>>538400864
Battler

>>538400760
WH
NO
YOU'RE LYING NONONONO AIEEEEE

>>538400864
????

>>538400809
Ciel is so much better I'm not even kidding. It's like comparing a worm to a dragon. Not even close

>Can actually turn herself into a missile
Is there ANYTHING she can't do?

>>538400864
You will never be japanese.

>>538399843
No, your entire IP is filtered in this case and neither you nor anyone can see it.

>>538398551
I remember.

>>538400809
THE sooky heemay....

I thought about giving this general another chance, but it's even worse than yesterday. I guess I should just stay on X discussing visual novels with my oomfies, instead of coming here to see this perma spam.

>>538400801
>offscreen sex
What the fuck with this type of NTR...

>>538401076
You will never be a woman.

>>538400989
That's not japan timezone.

>>538401076
Twitter is even more bot infested than this thread, but enjoy talking to the machine if that's what you're into.

>>538400864
Someone should notify the mods on irc
Not sure if it's bots or insanity these threads are pure garbage

>>538400630
https://youtu.be/pp3Jg-LiALQ?si=EI7bB0YtvJKX3YXu&t=21

>>538401141
Oh. I see.
Sorry then.

>>538401076
play your third maedage ABdul

>>538401180
See

>>538399331
>>538399392
>>538399479
>>538399546
It's the mod doing it

>>538401076
This, but without the twitter. I dunno where to go, actually... I guess I'll just have to read or something...

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538400308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQfN2Vm0FcU

>>538401180
>irc
Sorry but I am no longer using Rizon. I am a Libera.Chad nowadays.

>>538401076
>>538401341
What's your xitter handle

>>538401285
>>538399546
>schizo is the mod
kino

>>538401412
I literally just said without the twitter bwo... this is the reading general, you gotta read.

>>538401341
>I dunno where to go
/bant/

>>538396640
Battler

>>538401184
>>538401382
this is pure ntr... why is r07 like this?

>>538401412
Trakina

>>538401389
I've been saying this for years. IRC has been dead for a decade

>>538401382
Did r07 approve this?
>>538401341
I hope everything will be alright for you atricutie.

>>538401389
Why are you even using irc? Just email them.

>>538396640
Redman

>>538401076
>>538401341
We welcome you in our redman fanclub

>>538401487
I'd rather get hit over the head with a desk Higurashi-style ngl

I wonder what this expression is trying to convey

>>538401547
It is adapting a short chapter r07 wrote.

>>538401382
I am not gay but I would pound Satoshi.
>>538401184
I am not a pedo but I would pound Rika.

>>538401636
>get hit over the head with a desk
You know what this reminds me of?

>>538401487
No, people will just ignore the content of my posts and troll me for my flag

>>538401184
>Basically nothing making contact with the window despite her vigorous rubbing because her ass is so tiny
HFKKKKKKKKK sort of. it's a little sad too I really like it when loli asses are fat

>>538401821
Good morning, sir.

>>538401801
Satoshi is a child...

>>538401718
My wife is pure and wild sexo

>>538401821
Karenschizo...

>>538401821
AIsir...

>>538396640
Kageaki

Cute dress
But does the cleavage give her any kind of tactical advantage?

>>538401908
HOTTTT

>>538401862
See this is what I am talking about

>>538396640
Battler

>>538401836
Same

>>538401976
>>>/vg/vn

>>538401923
>>538401951
>>538401953
Cuck brothers....

>>538401184
THIS is a quiet and dignified ancient soul?

>Getting BTFO by a white woman while she smiles like a retard
I would unironically kill myself if this happened to me.

>>538402110
she's a loli

>>538402092
meant for >>538397437

>>538402143
:D

>>538402143
Nigga is called vlov

>>538402110
>THIS is a quiet and dignified ancient soul?
It's a child, retard

>>538402110
>>538401836
I love lolis so much bros

>>538396640
Kageaki

>the bad memories are all references to american movies

Kiiiinnnnooo. Aren't those movies all from the same guy? i think he was Italian or something, and he was good-looking. Their picks are all very special @_@ even me as someone who don't watch movies, i still know them. This was the best cartoon bit they have done tell now... not to mention how funny it was that Marco could remember all the bad memories from their time together this easily and it feels like their is a pool filled with them and she just picked some random picks from it @_@

>>538396640
Battler

>>538402237
He is a child that's 130 years old doe?

>>538402237
What's wrong with children?

RIP my nigga Vlov.
Gone too soon.

>>538396640
Battler

>>538402423
Ge? The artstyle is funky, I like it.

>>538402423
Wrong thread noor

>>538402423
i don't care about your slop

>>538402514
Vlov is such a fucking jobber it's unreal

>>538402423
That's what happens when your entire life consists of watching movies all day long.

>>538402423
>from the same guy
That's the director. The movies were written by different writers.

>>538400308
Enjoy it while it lasts
You won't be able to enjoy the series ever again after you touch Go/Sotsu

*I/O spoilers*
>two women falling in love *they kiss each other on the lips*
>can't conceive children because nature rules or something
>create their child as the smartest program ever using the quantum computer the evil company gave for them to use it as a server for the MMORPG they created
>evil company wants computre back
>child will die if they don't find another source of similar power to put him inside of it
>mother chooses to use her own being to be the computer that will hold the baby together
>in some sense, it's like she is pregnant with it
>she are now in deep sleep for +2 years
>she wakes up? child dies
>she keeps sleeping? she will die in 1 more year
>father of the child (another women) is now protecting the body of his wife to not be awakened by her brother who wants to save her

The dilemma of girlxgirl pregnancy... quite hard @_@

>>538402423
Welcome back King (?)

>>538402643
I already finished sotsu

>>538402550
Kango and the galaxy Kangon

Chisatobros are in the house motherfuckers

>>538402643
Interesting, why?

>>538402676
How did you know?

>>538396640
Kageaki

>>538402859
because it's a kusoge

>>538402835
I want her to suck my dick

>>538396640
Battler.

>>538402835
>Chisato
*Shitsato

>"am asking for a friend" strategy

KINO and cute @_@

>>538402835
She's a cuck queen

>>538403040
bot fucking broke, it cant even be consistent now

>>538403040
I hate it when they do this. It makes me feel like a faggot.

>>538403057
FUCK YOU REAN

>>538403040
>all-ages

>>538403040
>she says "ask for a friend"
>he asks for her friend
kek

Hana... this is called being modest and having shame! why would you want her to forcefully show her skin to all of you? @_@ even i when i used to be in school and we would change clothes for PE i was the only one leaving class to go and change in somewhere no one else was in... i remember going to the bathrooms and doing it there in the small space... it was total suffering... that was only when i didn't wear all the PE clothes under my school clothes... that was usually in winter, my mama used to force me to where so much clothes before going to school to the level it was always a gag from the other girls to come and check how many am wearing daily ,_, but in summer i would just go and change... i don't want to sweat through the whole day just for PE ,_,
and wanting to be more intimate than you already are... that will be called being lovers ,_, you are already at the maximum of friendship... the only problem for both of you now is that you don't communicate enough V_V

>>530543708
>Just know that he will keep manipulating you to read his favorite VNs
I have been reading what ever /vn/ told me for the last couple of months... if flowersisters are a problem... the other anons can just vote for another vn and i would read it @_@
>>530543708
>and if you say shit about them, you will become a target for his attacks.
i will never sugar coat my opinions toward vns... i was talking bad about I/O for most of my posts @_@ if this will cause hate toward me... i will keep being a G and a CHAD and a BASED man who will say his thoughts even in the cost of his place in society!
>>530543708
>Just like he did with Kuonanon, a poster very similar to yourself
We are not similar at all. I think he was a girl? or at least a boy girl. Am just simply now a man, no harm can come near me with how i articulate my life and body and mine. Am immune to any harmful internet content >_<

H-How does he do it...?
Also, the CG makes it look like he just came really hard lole

>>538403173
ABdul isnt old enough for eroge yet

Now he's just reposting random shit from archives huh

>>538403213
>if flowersisters are a problem... the other anons can just vote for another vn and i would read it
If you're gonna do it anyway, I suggest Kedamono.

>>538403213
I/O is a great VN, don't listen to Flowersisters.

>>538403213
>Am immune to any harmful internet content >_<
based

>>538403117
...Why? I'm genuinely curious, I don't see how it's emasculating or anything.

the fuck is happening why are they replying to dead posts

>>538403386
It's emasculating because it's implying that you don't have a friend to ask for help.

The Bot Wars

>>538403386
It's not emasculating per se but it's just gross, I don't want to be around a girl that shows her tits off to other men. I don't want to be a third wheel.

/ourqueen/... she got a good spirit @_@

>"i want the bot back!"
>"you may have it.... but it will be an ABdul bot."
What are some VNs that explore the concept of the Monkey Paw?

>>538403389
Someone is just reposting random ABdul posts from months ago and I guess people/bots are replying to them as if they're new?

>>538403250
report as spam/bot

Who will create the next and will it be better than this one?

>>538396640
Kino

>>538403549
This, I thought the bot was dead but it seems like it's back in business.

>>538403501
>bot
>just reposting archive posts and probably manually
Lol.

>>538403389
It's bots replying to botspam
Their replies don't even make sense

ATRI -My Dear Kangs- the 33th ge i finish this year (35th without technicalities)~ *3rd best ge i read this year*
I will take a break for couple of hours to go out on a date with my Special_Person *soontobewife_childhoodfirend* (am going to use her as emotional support to get my mind a little bit of Atri... but i will never forget her... never ever! i will always remember you Atri ,_,) ... in that time... pick what i should read next @_@ if you don't like the ge in this list? give me something else that aligns with my personal rules, if we don't reach a conclusion? i will be forced to pick the ge! and i indeed have something in mind... but you might hate it @_@
See you all later, hope you stay in good health and have fun reading your 2nd visual novel @_@

>>538403629
he does it for free too
imagine the life of such individual kek

I am a visual novel. I identify myself as a visual novel. My pronouns are kami/ge.

>>538403467
What? How is that related? The issue in question is just the old "Wellll... this hypothetical girl likes this guy, right? And I need advice for her..." situation, right? Where does the showing other people her tits come in? Am I totally misunderstanding?

>>538403685
lol

>>538403501
I am sorry... I didn't think it would actually happen..

>>538403685
>he
it's a she

The saddest part is that he never read Raging Loop. I should blogpost that if I read it again. But it's not as fun on reread.

You are so weird

>>538403685
kek

>realized she is yuri
>decided not to tell the other girl to not hurt her

Erika-chan... truly the best flowers girl! ,_,

>Vlov became a lancer
Gae...

>>538403734
>Where does the showing other people her tits come in?
The girl is naked and the MC's friends are staring at her tits.

>>538403685
>acting like you are better
You waste your time on this shitty site as well, now go and make me a sandwich.

Nothing anyone is replying to anyone else with is making any sense. I feel like I'm having a stroke or something.

>>538403685
>imagine the life of such individual kek
You wouldn't understand, anon.

>>538403931
I'm doing cardio tho

All-ages heroines deserve gangbangs.

>>538404018
>cardio
You're going to get fat, you stupid faggot.

>>538404018
I'm doing brain damage

>>538403925
I feel like I must be missing some context. Or you're just being weird on purpose.

>>538404018
>cardio
you mean you're a fatass?

>Arc jobbed
Not like this...
Not my Arc...

With that... i have finished Karen's route... 100% V-V

Making*Lovers... truly a mediocre ge in all regards @_@ don't know why /vn/ cuties really made it a thing... art? one of the most ugly moege ever, music? nothing sticking with me, just barely enough for the scenes, characters? each route will focus on 1 girl, Karen-chan is a fun character... her sudden "going from 0 to 100" is a fun quirk... but this is kinda it... there is nothing more to her and the ge itself didn't allow her to be something else... MC? trashhhh, i was kinda interested in his sister... even more then Karen-chan @_@ but the ge is really not worth to read anymore... i heard there is a fandisc... i guess this could be saved for when i will one day start another event... maybe when /vn/ cuties will pick another 2 ge to keep fighting 24/7? @_@
/ourverdict/?... 5.5/10 @_@ it was... fun? but i can't see myself ever recommending someone else to read @_@ there are tooonnns of other better moege out there @_@ not to mention the other better ge in general outside of this buhhhiii~ genre @_@
So now... i have legit finished all the other ge in the 1st part of the event... other than Shiturashi ,____, chapter 8 and 3 short stories... am forced now consume them without having any other ge to read in between... the only good thing is that this ride is about to reach it's destination... after that am free ,_,

>>538403768
>Raging Poop
That game was so bad

>>538404000
Bukkake

This is the worst thread in a while

>>538403958
You will get used to it. Prepare to communicate in smoke signals and code if you want to talk to humans.

Am back... just cleaned my room and also took a very good bath unlike the usual one... seeing Yuzuriha-senpai and Neri-chan doing it made me also want to do it T_T so i took a very long one and i feel like am a new me @_@ been a while since last time! i think it was one randomly and the other was for Angel Beats! 1st Beat? this just tells you how much am hyped for this drama CD and also specially the last flowers ge... so much fun ,_, thank you /vn/ cuties and specially the flowersisters for always posting about it and telling people to read it! thank you for... mined me if i say? a life changing experience ,_,

>>538404018
Okay, then make me a sandwich.

>>538404018
you're doing nothing but eating shit

>>538404118
No, I do it to not be one.

>>538404121
Karenschizo BTFO

>>538404018
>cardio
No, I'm talking about making sandwiches

>>538404064
Bwo... where are her wrists....

>>538404119
It's okay, Nasu will invent some random bullshit justification for why she's fine five minutes later. No one gets as much favoritism as Arc.

>>538404139
This makes sense. When you are constipated you are basically having a "raging poop"
>>538404178
This makes no sense. "Raging kino" means nothing

>>538404121
Karenbro...

>>538404235
You'll be one if you eat shit.

Guess it's that time of the year again.

>>538404235
You'll still be a fatass

Needed to get this out of my heart... not that i feel any lighter now ,_,
Guess am back @_@ thank you Maeda-sensei for making me oversensitive now ,_, how am i going to read R07 writing and not cringe and feel like i want to kill myself every time the MC open his mouth? ,_,
Ok... what i did in my time-off... some personal stuff but they might make me disappear more in the future @_@ and be way less here @_@ not important... what is important is that i finished all the available I'ts Used to Always KINO in PEAKdelphia... the show sucks! First couple of season? made me call them Maeda-snesei funny... the best complement ever! @_@ middle season? got couple of funny episodes and bits so whatever... last couple of season? PURE cringe and Reddit and nothinggggg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what did they do to the shoooww!!!! V_V
Ok so now i listened to /vn/ cuite suggestions and watched Plebs... he said it was like Maeda-sensei comedy... i watched 2 episodes... never once smiled... yaaah am dropping that ,_, and it's not even me hating on the brits... i love some of there comedy... it's just this show is really not funny at all @_@ and it got heavy NTR also so what the hell am i watching ,_, *the afro boy was the best actor and i can see him being funny... but the writing is really bad @_@*
So from now on i will start watching Scrubs and check how the show is ,_, and if it's also bad... i guess i will watch the Yuri Anime that influenced Flowersge @_@ *Don't really like to watch Anime while eating... it's hard to follow what is happening ,_,*
and i also read some more of Euphoria... don't like it ,_, oh, but the MC's writing is still better than R07's MC writing which is crazy how a legit rapist MC is better than his Yo Japanese Average Boi~ MC writing... R07 is a hack isnt' he ,_, even Romeo's writing for his Kana Okaeri MC's which was also following this formula was a way better MC @_@

>>538403668
Read Iwaihime. It's all-ages.

>>538404235
You're fat, retard. You'll die early.

>>538404235
You are a fatass

>>538404235
Yeah but you will still be fat.

It is that American meme!!! ww? @_@ never though it was even a thing for the Japanese @_@

>>538404235
bro you can't stop eating shit

>>538403439
Isn't it the heroine asking for help, though?

>>538404235
You're a fatass, retardbro

>>538404641
Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that it's gross.

France invented things because of how good they were in WW2? @_@ didn't they just surrender very fast without putting a real good fight? @_@ or was it just a meme/propaganda against them? @_@

*Side_Note: took some time to eat this very delicious sweet that my family discover when we were overseas! it's made of milk and yellow! very very delicious T_T*

>>538404295
Key heroines are made of inflatable tubes, much like 2hus.

So this is the future I wanted...

>>538404235
Fat bro...

>>538404734
I don't really get why it's gross if it's not involving you? I think it's cute when girls ask for advice "for a friend".

>2 minutes for each post
Pathetic

>>538404235
>doing cardio to not be fat
kek

>>538404235
Based homo.

This isn't the bot I wanted

Stop ruining AB-chan's legacy...

*Side_Note: Am back from another break... a cake break ,_, it was outside for couple of days and now it is very dry ,_, still tastes good with some MD so whatever ,_, *My parents left home with my aunt to the main land after they took me to the salon and now am home alone for some time... no idea when they are returning ,_,**

>>533552076
Am just doing what i have done with chapter 1 but didn't with chapter 2 yet, i will do this with each chapter i finish of R07ge from now on *i though i can go from chapter 2 into 3 without a rest but... it was too damn boring for me @_@*

>>533552336
Crazy how you can have the audacity to say this one i was 100% understanding I/O and even creating theories and deductions that were hitting home! V_V not my fault if this R07 guy writing is the type that require me to be like him to feel what he wants to write... sorry but i will never be like him :p am a black muscular 6'8 manly smart man and he wishes to be like me.

>>538404854
because you're gay

Now that VNs are dead and anime studios have started using AI, what hobby do I move onto next?

>>538404854
It's gross because it's implying you're a third wheel.

Are you guys just not reporting this spam or what?

where is filtergod with ABdul emoji filters

If Ab really is a girl then I want to date her.

>>538405049
He's busy making burgers

>>538404992
CRPGs. Play Planescape Torment

Karen-chan... just stop this ,_,

>>538405015
Looks like mods gave up.

>>538405049
He got filtered

>>538405015
There's too much to even bother and it doesn't appear to be working anyways

>>538405049
>filters
we don't use filters here

>>538405091
We all played it already.

>>538405049
He's busy making a filter that turns the entire thread into a single line of text.

>>538405049
He got filtered by himself

MOVE:
>>538405226
>>538405226
>>538405226

>>538405159
Well, we should at least make it sort of annoying for him. It may keep happening, but I'd like to have him have to unplug his router and plug it back in each time before he keeps spamming, at least.

>Shiki only has 3 minutes to kill Vlov
C-Can he do it bros...?

>one in the shadows / one in the light
>one setting like a bad boy / one setting like a good boy
>one feeling happy for the coming fight / one feeling sad for the coming fight

and when i call this chuuni, the usual "muhhhh fatstayingtonight is nott like thatt so itt'ss nottt chuuniii it gottooo bee type-shitt or not chuunnii wrrreeeee" will send his posts to me just to do his usual shitposting ritual @_@

Is this the beast thread we've had since 2017?

>>538405356
BASED

>>538405049
He's busy doing his cardio reps

>>538405358
Just report him

>>538405358
>unplug his router
How?

>>538405358
It already annoys him, he just doesn't care.

>>538405369
It's the best thread we ever had.

>>538405365
we need to bring back ABdul. these posts were way too kino.

>>538405358
>well, we should at least make it annoying for him
Sounds like a plan.

>>538405520
I dunno, whatever he does to ban evade.

>>538405358
I've already tried that and it doesn't work. I'll try again, but I doubt it'll do anything.

>Only I can rape and kill her!
KEK
He's so cool...

>>538405605
Trve

>come back after a few months
>there's a resident shitskin girl now
Sugoi

>>538405358
I don't have a router.

>>538405358
You can just report the post, it has no effect on the bot.

>>538405703
>implying you wouldn't breed this brown queen

>>538405358
Why are you so obsessed with him?

>>538405686
HOLY

>>538405703
>now
she was here for the past few months and is gone now

>>538405358
maybe mods will rangeban him and we will win

>>538405358
Just report him to the mods and make sure to leave a message telling them to delete his account

>>538405901
I hope so, that would be great.

>>538405748
Are you spammer-chan?

>>538405868
>>538405703
post proof she is a woman

>>538405901
he's the king of rangebans.

>>538405992
No, I'm just an anon who reads vinnies.

>Shiki can't get close without getting frozen
>Also, Vlov somehow knows he can kill him
It's so fucking over

>538405992
I'm not an arabian and I don't speak arabic

>>538405901
We can only hope.

>>538406139
I hope so, this general is dying

>>538406139
Same, it would be nice.

>>538406139
The mods are asleep right now. They won't be back for several hours.

>>538406139
I know it's wishful thinking, but I'd like to believe it.

What is this low-effort 2000s chatbot shit it isn't even clever.

>>538396640
There's no way this thread is filled with shizos who just tribal-fighting Muramasa vs Umineko each day, each hour, each minute, 24/7/365
It makes no sense for this many people to have a strong sense on one or another visual novel.
My deductive sense tells me that quite some responses to this post are done by same exact poster. Perhaps.

>>538406416
It's called AI

>>538406416
kill yourself

beep boop muthafucka, ill never pay for your goy subscription suck it

>>538406416
this, we want intelligent discussion about visual novels

>>538406498
Are you the new schizo who just replies with that to random posts?

>>538406416
He is too poor to afford a 2020 bot

>>538406416
>low-effort
>chatbot
>shit
you're supposed to say high-effort, AIsir

>>538406628
It costed $1000

>>538406628
>>538406597
>>538406530
>>538406550
>>538406498
>>538406495
>>538406416
Kill yourself

>>538405356
we will be moving

>>538406628
I mean, I think he could easily afford a 2020 bot. There's plenty of free ones.

>/vn/iggers getting fucked again
cause you niggers are whiny and annoying bitches the same shit always happens to you

KIMIKAAAAAA!!!

>Starts laughing when faced with certain death
H-Holy edgekino...

>>538406867
You don't even read VNs, retardbro. You're just a faggot who hates anyone who disagrees with you.

>>538406867
kill yourself

>>538406486
At least one of them is me. I am a Muramasabro and I've voted republican. I hate them uminekofags.

>>538406996
same

>Leave general for like a year i think?
>Remember it randomly today
>Get curious if it has gotten better so i check it out
>Its even worse
Yeah...
I did the right thing by leaving this place.
Bye.

>>538406879
*reaches for spork, fumbles, drops it in the sewer drain*

Well shit.

>>538406867
We aren't your enemies. We're your friends.

>>538407031
>Bye
You don't get to leave, faggot.

>>538407031
Where do you talk about VNs then

>>538407031
see you tomorrow

>>538406996
Muramasa teaches us to respect neutrality the most.
Even taking Muramasa's side is already an absolutism and therefore defies the idea

>>538407031
I left this place for 5 years and came back and everything was fine.

>>538407134
Reddit

>>538407031
should've came back a month ago when it was better

>>538407134
Outside.

>>538407134
Muramasa

>>538407031
Do people think they'll get begged to stay when they do this whole song and dance

>>538407262
i didn't come back because i knew it would be shit

>>538407031
you missed ABdul kino

kita 17
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B13J63XVI7w

>>538407134
chatgpt

>>538407056
Sporkanon, it's good to see you. What is happening? Why does a post about cuckoldry have 89 replies? I thought /vn/ could never get worse than it was during the July Blue Archive-Flowers wars but I guess I was wrong

>>538407348
ABdul is gone forever

>>538407323
Considering how there's multiple posts saying they all coincidentally came to check back in on /vn/ today of all days it's just bait

>>538407348
ABdul is still here tho

>>538407282
>Write urself a Muramasa the Third AI chatbot
>Ask her which vn she likes the most
>She says its Umineko
What do?

YOU and ME and REDMAN: a love story

>>538407348
ABdul was never here

>be me
>Karlos from South America
>just finished rewatching the anime
>someone tells me “1st Beat goes deeper bro trust me”
>whatever.jpg
>download it
>start reading Hinata route
>lmao this dude really said “I’ll catch you 100 times”
>ok that’s kind of sweet I guess
>Yui shows up.
>annoying as hell
>ten minutes later she’s the best girl and I’m crying on my desk
>every line she says is funny or tragic
>Hinata is a giga-chad and doesn’t even realize it
>move on to Iwasawa
>rock girl? whatever
>FIVE MINUTES IN
>realize this is about artistic repression and letting your voice be heard
>starts singing
>I’m already sobbing
>keyboard is soaked
>read Yuri’s route
>expect angry girl with guns
>get broken older sister slowly unraveling
>realize the school isn’t a school
>it’s a prison of unresolved trauma
>Feel cold
>NPCs aren’t “extras”
>they’re people who gave up
>tfw the longer you stay in the afterlife, the more you lose yourself
>tfw MaedaCHICKEN made a VN about giving meaning to pain
>tfw I’m not ready for the rest
>haven’t even started Kanade’s route
>afraid I won’t make it out
>no one told me Angel Beats was this real
>the anime was just a teaser
>this is therapy in disguise
>Key wasn’t joking when they said “crying is the point”
>MaedaCHICKEN... I get it now

>Just turn me into a bullet
This is so retarded it might just work

>>538407371
I unironically had a pretty good discussion about Subahibi with Grok. He actually agreed with me for once unlike the retards posting here.

>>538407445
It's botspam

>be me
>Karlos from South America
>just finished rewatching the anime
>someone tells me “1st Beat goes deeper bro trust me”
>whatever.jpg
>download it
>start reading Hinata route
>lmao this dude really said “I’ll catch you 100 times”
>ok that’s kind of sweet I guess
>Yui shows up.
>annoying as hell
>ten minutes later she’s the best girl and I’m crying on my desk
>every line she says is funny or tragic
>Hinata is a giga-chad and doesn’t even realize it
>move on to Iwasawa
>rock girl? whatever
>FIVE MINUTES IN
>realize this is about artistic repression and letting your voice be heard
>starts singing
>I’m already sobbing
>keyboard is soaked
>read Yuri’s route
>expect angry girl with guns
>get broken older sister slowly unraveling
>realize the school isn’t a school
>it’s a prison of unresolved trauma
>Feel cold
>NPCs aren’t “extras”
>they’re people who gave up
>tfw the longer you stay in the afterlife, the more you lose yourself
>tfw MaedaCHICKEN made a VN about giving meaning to pain
>tfw I’m not ready for the rest
>haven’t even started Kanade’s route
>afraid I won’t make it out
>no one told me Angel Beats was this real
>the anime was just a teaser
>this is therapy in disguise
>Key wasn’t joking when they said “crying is the point”
>MaedaCHICKEN... I get it now

>>538407425
spammer has a meltdown every year it will pass in a month

>>538407348
ABdul was the only reason I came back

The age of buta is over, the time of the bot has come.

>>538407467
>AI
You cant full actually indians

>>538407425
I'm not sporkanon. I just thought it would be fun to impersonate him. And yes, this is the worst thread we've ever had. It's time to re-read the LLJ trial for the 3rd time.

>>538407563
>meltdown
lol

>>538407646
>ever
lol

Is ABdul's arrival the worst event that happened to this general this year?

>>538407563
>it will pass in a month
kek

>>538407692
No, that would be the recent influx of ESLs

>>538407514
AI is made to agree with you essentially no matter what.

>>538407425
Botchad is BACK to reclaim his BIRTHRIGHT

>>538407613
>vn had a /bant/ thread
I missed the kino...

This thread is so good that it keeps me distracting from reading a novella vizuallny

>>538407692
More like her departure

>>538406879
I would rim her ass and help her with enema

>>538407754
So it's not useful at all?

>>538407812
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>538407812
Kimika is a woman

I love this vampire princess

>>538407812
I would rim her pussy and help her with birth control

>>538406224
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOO

>>538407836
Yeah, basically. Maybe for extremely basic knowledge searches/satisfying cursory curiosities, but that's it.

>>538407812
>rimming Kimika
That's disgusting.

>>538408050
>Maybe for extremely basic knowledge searches/satisfying cursory curiosities, but that's it.
How is this different from google?

>>538408050
Then why do you use it

>>538408120
It isn't.

>>538406224
He's starting to believe

>>538407972
She's definitely in the top 5 best Tsukihime heroines. I know you guys love white women but I always thought Tsukihime got progressively better as it went on.

>>538408152
Then why do you use it

>>538408120
Google is shit now because of SEO optimized ai-written/plagiarized garbage filling the top spots for searches

>>538408152
It is, though.

I won't let you badmouth mechahitler

>NTRmasacucks in shambles
kek

>>538408197
theres only so many heroines

>>538408220
This but reverse

>>538407493
>Karlos from South America
I like you~

>>538407972
Ciel mogs

>>538408283
>he doesn't remember the last time

>>538408376
Thanks anon, I'm going to take your advice and go back to the beach for some tanning.

>>538407812
I appreciate your enthusiasm but what if instead of talking about Kimika rimjobs we talked about Kimika cuddling or what kinds of food Kimika likes

>>538408453
I'd prefer the former

>>538408387
Said no one ever

>>538408453
I don't want to talk about Kimika at all, I just wanted to say rimjob.

>3 shit threads in a row
do you think we can make it to 4? im hoping so

>>538408453
She's a child

>>538408453
>what if instead of talking about Kimika rimjobs we talked about Kimika cuddling or what kinds of food Kimika likes
Kimika loves chocolate

>>538408453
We could talk about Kimika secretly filming Megu and Satoko on the ark for blackmail material in case they survived. You know Kimika wouldn't want to leave anything up to chance.

>>538408120
You can ask it two part/slightly more complicated questions without it shitting itself. Also not ruined by advertising-first results (yet).

>>538408453
Why would anyone not want to taste her ass

Am I chatting to a bot or a human

>>538408707
She's a child

>>538408591
This would have never happened if you all just read Angel Beats! 1st Beat instead of just spamming random things that are not VNs related ~_~

Can we talk about Little Busters for a change of pace?

Yeah, I'm actually thinking kino
>New OST
Hoooooooooooooooooooolyheckingkino

the vns are being prepared

>>538408707
Because it tastes like shit.

>>538408728
Battler-chan... maybe come back to the thread in a day or two when it's better... *chu*

>>538408751
All characters in subahibi are above 18 tho

>>538407812
HOLY FUCKING KINO

>>538408829
the preparation is complete

>>538408453
>cuddling
Name ONE VN

>>538408707
Because you clearly get a choice between front and behind, and you'd have to be gay to pick the asshole.

>>538408879
I will, thank you very much, I'm just going to go read a VN now

>>538408809
remake is so much better than original

>>538408889
I don't know why they keep doing this when fucking Hasaki is in the game. Like just own it

>>538408910
If you were me you'd pick the asshole

>>538408984
...said William The Dumb.

>>538408910
If I were to ask you for your opinion on rimjobs, what would it be?

>>538408910
How can you say you love someone unless you're willing to taste their dirty hole rather than the safe option like pussy

>>538409018
It's called irony.

>>538408674
H F K
F
K

>>538409094
It's just gross. Why would you want to taste someone else's excrement?

A Black Key...?
Is that you, Kirei...?

>>538409094
Do you suck your father's dick just because you love him?

>>538409094
>safe option
Pussy is filthy and smells horrible

>>538409208
I suck my mom's dick

>>538409094
How can you say you love someone unless you're willing to swap semen back and forth between your mouths?

>>538409182
It's a form of true love

Umitroon melty

>>538409208
Yes, he has a nice cock.

Succubus imouto?

>>538408984
We have all been saying that

>>538409308
Only if she's also eating your poop out at the same time

>>538409182
>someone else's excrement?
It's kimika's excrement so daijoubu

>>538407778
There is zero chance you're not someone people at large actively don't want around if you think you're being "gatekept" considering we have dozens and dozens of randos that have come in from places most of which R now grinds his teeth and tolerates because he got tired of being shit on years ago. Nobody is being "poached" and most people just end up making friends in game games or vrc and end up getting invited to one of about 50+ servers that exist for various games/special interest stuff when they ask or someone decides to extend a hand. The only people I've ever seen not get eventually invited to some random cancercord within a few weeks (particularly one of the larger 100+ person ones) is if they're a desktopper or wallflower who doesn't talk to anyone and stands in a corner. People almost universally are welcoming here if you walk up and tell them you're from thread/new and chat a bit.

Cute!

>>538409419
Excrement is gross regardless of who makes it.

Makinasister... save /vn/!

>>538409216
Your favorite Ooe character?

RIP my nigga Vlov.
We will never forget your kino.

>>538409419
Not if you're a straight man.

>>538409272
Chachamaru son...

>>538409419
Excrement means feces, which is poop.

>>538409512
Idk I feel like kimika can shit on my chest and I still wouldn't be grossed out.

Kino CG

>>538409698
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>538409698
This, I'll even lick it off.

>>538409698
I would also like to shit on your chest if you don't mind :)

KimikaGODS are in control. /vn/ is saved.

>>538409698
Based kimikaGOD

There's so much cheating in France that paternity tests are banned. The country is so cucked.

>>538409802
That sounds hot

>>538409748
What the hell did they do to Arcueid's outfit?

There are many ESL tourists...go back to your fucking shithole of board with moralfags and trannies

>>538409802
This but Kimika shits on my head and then I eat the shit off of it

She's so cute and dumb...
Truly the superior heroine.

>>538409802
I don't mind at all, I just don't want to swallow it

>>538396004 (OP)
TOP KeK

>>538409912
She gets it back later

>>538409961
>Zrzut ekranu
Bro...

>>538409928
The whole site is a shithole thoughever

>>538409958
I want to swallow it

Their role is reversed lol

>>538409956
Mega sweetiepie... I might actually have to play Tsukihime, this is making me really like her.

>>538405901
>>538405358
unlimited proxies destroy the general and yall finna move to cord

>>538408680
I like that idea, but I think she would rather just wait for them to fall and kill them herself if they showed signs of life after jumping.

>>538410020
Maybe on planet retard

>>538409751
Yeah, now that I think about it, that is kinda gross. That being said, I wouldn't mind rimming her ass and watching her poop. There's something really appealing about a cute girl letting you watch her in her most vulnerable and embarrassing moment on the toilet.

>Qruppo
*puke*

I will literally never use trannycord

>>538409965
GOOD. I love the granny dress.

>>538410095
I'd let you watch me poop too, but I don't want you to smell it

>>538410095
>Rimming her ass and watching her poop
At different times... right?

>>538409928
>racism
Also I am a 2021 oldfag not a tourist.

>>538410095
This is why I'm not a faggot, I'm happy to let a girl poop on my dick if she wants.

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