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>Wavu Wiki
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>Terminology
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>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

I exposed myself

>>538438626 (OP)
TEKKEN 8

real thread where

>>538439457
Right here my nigga

nah

i said i exposed myself.

we need DRAKE in TEKKEN 8

I exposed

whens ak and whens the next trailer for the next mozaimbique whatever girl

he exposed?

I prolapsed

TEKKEN 8 is the latest addition to the TEKKEN series, the pinnacle of 3D fighting games. Join the fight with over 32 characters and bear witness to the next installment in this epic saga. Get ready for the biggest and best TEKKEN game ever made!

get ready for the next fight

>>538441407
>>538440730
>>538439003
Gentleman...

>>538441629
what

the hair flick gets me every time

>>538438626 (OP)
please, not, not again

>>538444702
LOW

>>538444702
I'm fine with anything that denies waifu trannies

low rider?

TIER

fix your game murray

>>538446382
happens 10 times more often in 8

>>538446382
that's a feature of playing eliza, not a bug

>>538447000
yeah but see for me it wasn't even a clean hit issue since the first hit of qcb1+2 already landed
the last hit just hitwhiffed, most likely for being slightly off axis near a wall because that's an important feature on a move designed to wallsplat

Is Atif the one on Eliza?

>>538446382
lol kill yourself high crush wallsplat low
2d is not tekken

>>538447218
yes
>>538447273
Eliza for Tekken 8!

Why does he do that? You know what character and what specific thing I'm talking about. Just why?

he needs it

Is Atif gay? He seems to gravitate towards a lot of waifus

they don't call him butt for nothing

Why are Tekken players like this?

while they are at it they need to add cameltoe for the bikini girls

>>538441024
aight guess its still just a dead ai shitpost general

im not ai and your first question could probably be answered by ai. no one knows the second so don't get uppity.

>>538440730
BUCK = BROKEN

>nigger thread
>sigh

ate cereal at 6pm

game's apoplexious I eschewed it

why the fuck is it so hot still, it's fucking september

when is the annual tekgen orgy

>>538448553
as opposed to the schizos in here

I exposed myself

hey murray

nice shot

MURRAT LOOK AT THE FUCKING SCREEN

*dodges*
*closes eyes*
*makes Tekken 9 1d*

tekken 8 is just an elaborate rock paper scissor

>>538448553
It's only the jin players.

I went outside for the first time in months. My depressed stare and analysis of people's appearance and every meticulous movement was destroying their sense of self.

>>538454534
congratulation on surviving it

Have you ever played Tekken 8? Only first person experiences please.

>>538454534
You just know this guy has Aura.

>>538454534
this you?

7

>oasis
mid

*biblical

>be Oasis
>have 1 half-good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQONUdzwfC4

>>538454041
What do they play?

>>538454189
Tekken 8 is already 1d.

>>538455615
outdated

Ranked up to god1 to get profile customization but it's still locked. What gives? Do I just need to queue again or is it bugged?

>>538461034
you get it at the end of the season

>>538461632
Different than that one, there's panel/lifebar/title plates that are just the recolored god ones. I've seen people running it for a while

>>538462012
idk then

>>538462079
Maybe it unlocks at god2, in which case I'm way too ass to get it. Glad the game doesn't tell me.

Harader and Reiner players be like 'yo, im fucking retarded'

When does real life unlock?

Uninstall button

Whats the #1 closeted homo character?

why isn't xqc playing tekken 8 tho? He'd rather watch roblox tiktoks? fr?

WHY THE FUCK IS THE NIGGER LEROY ABLE TO PARRY FLYING MOVES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOGSHIT GARBAGE GAME

he shouldnt be able to do that

THERE ARE FLYING MOVEZ?

mom said the rapture is happening this month btw

>>538467534
why would a streamer that big play a game that you have to practice before having any fun
for free at that

>>538467534
scrolling through roblox tiktoks is infinitely more enjoyable than testicular contortion 8

niggas bother me when im in my zone and wonder why i bother them

>ltg again
you lazy fucks deserve this

Capcom Won

>>538468306
We love LTG here

mom said its my turn to pretend to like ltg

your mom is a whore and everything she says is wrong

I exposed

im telling mom on you

Characters for this feel?

>>538469658
reina

im a neet

>>538459456
play what you enjoy you retard

>>538438626 (OP)
lol
based dale appreciator

I enjoy men

lows that extend into anything but another low are fucking geeeey

lows that extend into another low are gayer

when she tells me she preggo

>>538469658
arrrg arg arg arg, ive been brapping all night

dead

>>538471701
that ganny stance is really funny

me vs reiner trannies

slampigs?

Does SF6 have the worst OST in gaming?

i meant retarded fat dumb pigs .. but an interesting take you got there anyway ..

this guy likes reina mains

who

>>538473557
alpha 3, then dix

And then he was like Reiner players are humans too and im like no

mandem linked his reddit post

clip dat

nice drawing lil bro, keep at it

king ra junah

pls post, i can only talk to myself for so long...

why did they turn heihachi into a stance character?

he always was vappa

>>538477908
stick to the street fighter general

>>538478026
It's the same 5 people in each

Touching an Asian woman must be cool. I think they are probably very soft

I will now hop on Overfun 2

play with one hand on it
gripping my penis tight

Just rewatching Ringu. Fun movie.

I still have dreams about a girl I liked in high school

tellen

>>538479117
fuck, I dont remember writing this.

i wrote it

I wish to be intimate with a beautiful Asian woman.

i wish to be intimate with my left hand but my right feels better

hard sigh

Phone fell off 5 times now a third of the scrrrn is vertically black hard to post

>>538480916
hey...

Just remember I always loved you /Tekgen/ even when you didn't feel the same.

i love me too

>>538478472
this but sex

my mom is crying in the sitting room and i dont even care

you go and fug your mother right now, mister

this is basically tekgen

general so dead I guess I'll just watch Monster's Inc again

>>538483509
Completely nonsensical? I disagree

id enjoy a tomato pot with you bros

tekgen cookout when?

>>538483509
100% a tranny

favourite meal?

say that you a lesbian girl me too

We finally get to try out some Timmy food?

>>538484414
Pizza

big beautiful shemales

hung african tgirls

>>538469658
pretty sure azucena has a headscissor grab

I got a history of ruining everything I'm left around

ah disaster is left in your wake yes I believe I can relate to that

>>538485342
pfieffer looks great here

fell asleep twice without needing to get drunk now its 2AM and i dont know what to do with myself

>>538485995
she was goated in this era

chip damage has got to be the single worst thing added in a game where you're not allowed to press, not allowed to sidestep, not allowed to duck, and not allowed to approach

>without needing to get drunk
but how tho?

i got meme'd into watching the 1932 version and it sucks balls

no clue

>>538486421
no, it's actually pretty good but it doesn't have god pakino in it

>>538486324
>not allowed to press
that's your defense brother find the gap and mash, don't even bother guessing

cocka roach thread. frank was always a piece of chit

*ring*

*ring*

Moshi moshi?

Moshi UOOOWAAAHHH

>>538483509
how do lesbians struggle to date all those circles are super easy to date in

>>538486613
nah the dude that played og tony really tried too hard

tomato pot, tell me whats wrong with me before i expose myself again

what out hes about to expose himself!

okay it's a pot full of tomatoes. i get that. but what exactly is the result of having a bunched of quarter tomatoes in a pot
is it cooked as is? do you dump salt and other seasonings with bone broths and make a soup?
is lesbian incel tomato pot worth making? i'm curious now

Why are you Columbian?

>female
>incel

gonna go for the unholy 3rd nap if i nail this one i'll pour 4 handles of tito's down the sink and walk the narrow path for the rest of my days

tekken btw

save your cheap remarks just leave me here alone

themainblud is farming his greenie mishima viewers instead of going for his GoD1 run

only time I've seen blackheart happy is when playing viewer matches so idk I think mainblud might be onto something tbqh

i would too if i still played ranked

>>538483509
corny

Tekken 8 is so shit it made me adducted to gacha games

I know you're in here.

how do you go from shit to dookie doo doo faeces

I fought your ghost lil bro, you fuckin suck

if reina ff2 is a mix on block then jab is also a mix on block and a better one at that

>it's not a mix it's a multi-faceted rps interaction
LMFAOOOOO

>>538492264
then why do you have no clue how to play outside of 112 and ff2

just watched the first episode of DBZ. was Piccolo always this cucked?

lol ur black

low iq statistically

>>538491540
REVEAL THE BLOCKLIST

I hope Buffguy comes back

>>538492390
I don't even play reina but if you are losing to reinas mashing 112 and ff2 then idk what to tell you buddy boy
seek for a new hobby

cha-la head cha-la

>>538492604
you don't even play tekken

>>538492732
that can be said for anyone playing anything past tag1

20th century ass nigga

>azucena blocks and punishes
>stupid cheese aaaaagh
>king blocks and punishes
>nice read perfect punish waaaaow what a good player
guess which match was closer

id rather fight king than azucena

>>538493441
how? jaguar sprint, jaguar step, and muscle armor already out-cancer her kit

>>538492732
do you genuinely not know how to deal with ff2, anon, or are you just trolling

>pressing at -17
based ling mains

>>538494324
by being yourself and having fun innit
>>538494334
>standing 3 into mash
wise player

skimma reacting to tmm reacting to skimma reacting to buffguy just dropped bros

Thanks for letting us know skimma

Skimma really threw that nigga off a cliff to remain ourguy

doug skimmadome

>lost another inch of hairline
will it ever stop

maybe its time to retire from tekken

TMM should be allowed to help with game balance, under the condition that he gets no say on mishimas

TMM lives with his parents at the moment, he should first find an actual job then maybe he can fuck around with his little hobby

kazuya should get mid electrics in heat that are +765 on block

he needs to queue against a gahd dahm neena

i feel like buff might come back for AK

if that leo stopped trying to be cool with single hellsweep as a ch launch instead of ripping the full sweep, he would have won and got his ebin promo

>16 month mailman sub
>visibly brown profile picture
>what's a g cliff

Now it's the same fan sniping on random characters and losing
Grats on the promo

well how bout you go snipe and beat him up then

GUESS NIGGA GUESS

No

*hellsweeps*

>almost 80 dmg off an i13 mid mid tracks both sides insane range heat engager
kazuya is so weak

minus frames into zuya df2 is skillful read
minus frames into cancan is scrub flowchart

You made me into a gacha addict murray

crazy how every kazuya thinks they're some sort of fucking genius and then they're all the same hellsweep, df3 string, db4 bots
also lmao and tmm pretending juns 11 sidestep pressure is real because he doesn't lab female characters

>>538497504
how should I deal with it

bro really getting fucked by jun's greenie-tier 122 mashing and thinks the character is op lmao

What does the Jun cum meter do anyway

i have come to the conclusion that i hate fighting every character in this game, especially my main

>>538492264
hold up... you got something here

>>538497868
vertical laser gets nuke damage and more range
horizontal laser gets more damage and range
stance hellsweep gets more damage

crazy that a kazuya player can get to almost god1 without learning matchups at all

Jun is lowkey top tier

that's what makes him carried
you just learn your funny input mash that shit and get to god
you don't need to learn matchups because you do the same every single game aka apply a completely broken mixup that is massively rewarding, press ws12 on every low and win off 2 interactions
then when you get smashed in neutral by someone and lose after you eat shit 7 interactions you call that a broken character

yeah I remember that EWC top 8 it was nothing but Juns

why are so many eugres getting mash up by ff3
reactable innit

what's your main

kazuya dressed as buffguy

>>538498643
suddenly everyone goes quiet

fahkumram and lili are rare characters according to mailman

CHADzuya is the only real Tekken character in Shitten 8

might mash later

>people only play characters x, y and z at high ranks
>characters x, y and z are super rare so can't learn to play against them ever
so which one is it

>when im winning
>when im losing
both

lili qweeeeen slay

I'm joining the round glasses gang, rectangular glasses are not good nuff anymore

how many times will mailman die to lili going backturn and doing the 3 string

>>538499670
It's a mixup what the fuck is he supposed to do besides guess

what if men were always mean to be women but something went wrong with evolution

lilisissies dominate effeminate kazuya cucks again~

Yeah humans should be like the ocellaris clownfish

Tekgen is always so deep and sophisticated...

how come when anna wins in two interactions this game is dead but when kazuya wins in two interactions holy fucking shit the fundies

I always hold my breath when accepting the first ranked match of the day hoping it's not a Lili
Jin main btw

>>538500924
ask someone that cares

>>538500924
i wonder the same thing

Jin mains denying themselves of true love...

'zuya 'ot 'em 'ding

because a safe mid launcher is okay if the input is ff3

Kazuyabros we defeated the Lili menace...

>>538501107
>can't abbreviate for shit
it's the LTG sycophant, lynch him boys

>>538500997
i care(i don't)

Looneylili was just ahead of the curve she knew what tekken would turn into

>they need to remove the space feng, steve and leo do with their back sway/kenpo
smartest mailman chatter

>random launcher
scrub ass retard
>random twin pistons at -4
heh... got that guy's timing....

I hopkick when i'm -20 when i smell retardness from my opponent

>>538501410
you see it's okay when my character has strengths becuase it's their identity but your character cannot have strengths actually

TIO

'te 'ng 'man

COOL GLASS

Mailman wouldn't even get out of TG if it wasn't for all his simps donating him ranks

CUTE ASS!

>>538501304
looneylili's curve...

>>538501698
jump on ranked and beat him then buddy

>boot tekken 8
miss me with that gay shit

>jump on tekken 8
wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

GoD is so free in the EU lmao

GoD doesn't exist

is there a region where it isn't

it's genuinely insane that sidestep electric is such a powerful chart it can get you to god 1

this neena shoulda just finished all the strings
every extension was always ch since he doesn't know matchups

>>538501791
her what...

twt lcq will be so free for tmm lmao see him in grand finals vs atif

that is what 60% of his chat unironically thinks

Kazuya is so weak
Look at this honest bottom 2 character...
https://streamable.com/at17zx

what kind of sick animal enjoys ranked and/or "competitive" Tekken 8

>you have to learn every matchup to win with kazuya
>wins in GoD+ with kazuya without learning every matchup
so which is it?

tmm is just that good at the game

Kazuya was one of the reasons I quit this shit game honestly, objectively top 15 arguably top 10 character with the most insufferable playerbase and basically a compendium of everything shit about fighting games. I don't really get how Tekken is the only game where the "this is a coinflip character, you win by coinflipping better" somehow became the heckin fundies and good neutral character. Ryu is also known for his low/overhead mixups I guess.

i've noticed a very curious thing with streamers where everyone they beat is actually a super good player that probably deserves a higher rank but everyone they lose with is a shitter scrub and won being cheap

>>538502498
?????

>>538502360
she's obese nigga

i'm trying to learn league and learning vayne top has given me more fun and satisfaction than any fighting game ever has

Brehs haru urara died...

whorara who

gacha is worse than t8

so what i play ranged top? it's no more evil than you bear mains lurking here

mailman is about to cry bwos :(

planning a mash

f,n 2 into stance mixup

wavedashing is an install

about to order some food, what does everyone want?

>>538506114
linganon's brown pussy

men? huge fan

we know, tmm

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP2d8yZzhdM

>>538506114
sausage

finally made it to japan bros should i rest for the night or go out to drink ?

>>538507637
go back while you're still in time, don't let anime mindfuck you

you're not getting close to Murray, already called the authorities

>>538507637
go check the newhalves bars

>>538507637
rest for the night

dont listen to this fag go drink as much as you can

Tekken?

>>538507637
walk around the nearest highschool/middleschool looking for fresh girls to inseminate with your gaijin seed

>>538507637
hotel balcony pics?

i have a airbnb im not a hotelpleeb

*i'm killing society using one shitty app

society is long gone pal and hotel rooms in tokyo are tiny fucking cages i get claustrophobic in those, i have been here 5 times it’s my 6th

>>538507637
Just go hard 100% for your weebo needs and fall in every tourist trap out there so you don't have a glimpse of real japan as every tourist does.

call the first japanese guy you meet kazuya mishima

>>538502941
Its literally all just TMM propaganda, Kaz is one of the least fundamental characters in the game because for 95% of his playerbase his standing block punishment is terrible, his small tekken/poking is terrible and his useful movelist is tiny. Meanwhile his difficulty is entirely concentrated in his character specific execution and his okizeme and keep out is where the character truly shines. The only fundamental thing about Kaz is his whiff punishment which rewards food movement, spacing and reactions. That's it.

Jin and Reina are the fundamental Mishimas atm. TMM sucks with anyone who isn't a Mishima because he completely lacks fundamentals.

this but jin kazama

>food movement
teach me sensei

bowels movement 8

>his standing block punishment is terrible
why do people pretend block punishment is only launches? kaz has almost lee tier block punishment, 25 dmg -10 with god oki, 30 dmg -11 with splat, 30 heat engager i13, electric for high minus, and if you can't electric -15 you have a 60ish dmg minicombo with oki that for some reason no fucking retard kazuya ever does and they instead do df12

yeah now compare that to what Lee, Jin, Bryan, Paul, Jun and Lars can do

or what characters who supposedly have bad punishment like Lili and Asuka can do

kazuya is so weak

Tekken 7 genuinely feels like a game and it's fun
Tekken 8 feels like I'm watching a really shitty movie

>>538508085
+1

>>538508085
this

how can you say your character has bad punishment when you have 112

>>538512817
nice launch punish bruv

>>538513038
you are meant to hit confirm it

>>538511170
To be fair df1,2 is a heat engager into heat blender it makes sense that they'd do it instead.

It is interesting to realize how much of the animosity and belief female characters have no weaknesses basically stems from the fact TMM is the most popular english speaking streamer and he basically categorically refuses to lab female characters and will just say the character is gigabroken while losing to fake shit.

i aint well

Capcom Won

I don't see many Victor's nowadays.
He seems pretty strong, especially with wr2 / wr1+2 mix added.
Does everyone just hate smelly French man?

who should i pick up bros

>>538514197
Hes kinda shit because his spin moves just go to narnia when you are in awkward wall positions. You are better off playing clive

>>538514282
me, into your bed UwU

>>538514462
clive is the noctis of t8

>>538514282
me, let's fug

>random playlist
>green day out of nowhere

>>538514554
>>538515136
gaylords

>not listening to Mario 64 music
deserved

>>538494324
yeah, I know I can guess out of it

>>538515934
thats gaykings to you, peasant

>>538492264
I forgot the part where jab is a range 3 mid with a FF input and 36 dmg + heat engage on hit

I look like an uglier middle aged Spinoza but I walk around pretending I’m a 18 year old cute femboy

Nigga just dickjab

This lie cant wait for much further I have to find FEMALES to seduce

Do all of the women in Tekken have penises?
It's always dickjab and not even once cuntjab

I used to look good but nobody liked me because I had a bad personality
now I have a good personality but I'm so ugly nobody wants to get to know me

has there ever once been a lobby in these threads since season 2 began

there was one yesterday allegedly

>>538516156
whats a king to a god (kazuya main)

>>538519281
based as fuck

>>538519873
these faggots lost every match

>trying to quit porn
>sf6 girls keep triggering me
>uninstall sf6 and purchase tekken
>”alright these designs are pretty tame—“
>Lili

God fucking dammit. Damn cheeky ojou…

you could try to stop being so stereotipically black

play jin and you will never get distracted by sluts ever again

>>538521396
What about Xiaoyu?

>what about the girl that got ignored all the time?
gee i dunno

I miss mai poster

I have zero sex drive so it's really weird seeing how cumbrained the fgc is tbqh

I don't know whether to be envious or relieved desu

sex isn't everything

>>538502541
If i get cum of obstruction rank then my epic pro gamer streamer content creator career can start and everyone will love me and give me money and daddy will come back
also i'm totally an expect because i know famous efgeecee players

hmmmmmmmm

i see

years of jerking have left me a quickshot
I'll never be able to satisfy anyone

>>538523224
it doesn't work that way greenie, it's god 1 now, god 2 if you're not particularly charismatic.

>>538525918
it’s not too late, stop touching your meat

my penis is 2.5 inches flaccid

is that normal? it doesn't feel like it...

lobby

tekgen
1122

yagami is playing reina again

google just sent me an email
>Set up an account plan to give family or friends access to your data when you die or can’t use your account anymore for another reason.
are they trying to tell me something

>>538527807
I wish I could play vs knee..

We're in trouble....

>>538531082
AND MORE

>>538529040
seizure spares no one

>>538531082
...BIG trouble!

I am a

man

>>538531197
tokon and that league of legends fighting game could be the end of Tekken

game's mercurial I confuted it

>>538527018
Sex with Reina NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQsdy_yaQAQ

for you all

chloe when

chloe? more like moe

>>538534618
Now. She will be the first S3 DLC

>>538499002
i don't understand how tmm says character rarity carries but then says all his characters like bryan, kazuya, etc are rare at high ranks and kuma, alisa, zafina are common, the rule no longer applies then?

>>538533657
i was 35 a year ago so this video doesn't apply to me

>>538507637
have sex

>>538535043
he is a walking contradiction spewing classic greenie copes to validate his greenie audience (and himself ultimately)
don't think too hard about it

i need ovaries

Why don't we ever post Jin naked for a change?

>>538536501
wwyd if emilie looked at you like that...

it never made sense to me playing right next to your opponent

i love ragebaiting my opponents into wanting to fuck me silly

I had a short lived run as a tekgen schizo but it seems that I have been completely forgotten. It's for the best but my 15 minutes of fame were exciting

when did trolling get replaced by ragebaiting. trolling felt like such a timeless word i can't believe i lived long enough to see it get phased out

gen z switched every single internet lingo

Im playing bloodborne again bros....
Why have I wasted so much time on kekken..

unfortunately in the last 30 days we seem to have lost some players...

>197.9
How the fuck do you have decimals for population

Numbers, how do they work?

AMEERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE LOVE YOU WE LOVE YOU

armor king will not only save tekken 8 but he will also kill tekken 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAGIbf5yKtQ
it is up lads

Men? huge fan

>>538541756
>pardoid from brasil made this
nignored

extensive beta tests kill the hype of games bad
niggas are clocking hundreds of hours in deadlock already, that shit is just incomplete and the full release will be anti hype cause we've already seen most of it

Kindred seemingly won't be in 2xko what a shame guess i annoy mongoloids with yasuo for a day then go back to kekken or maybe i kill myself

>>538541936
thank you murray

y'all still play trashkken 8? boy ain't no way

>LoL fighting game
>No Lillia
>No Aurora
>No Soraka
>No Kindred
Abyssmal dogshit dead on arrival

blud is in Japan, is destined to save Tekken, but chose to do nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLjb9OyX8tY
>multi-EVO champ, multi-EVO champ, multi-EVO champ, EVO champ and....... road to EVO qualifier tourney winner
I'd be embarrassed to be there

>>538541936
giwtwm

I want to cheat EGWF. Is it tournament legal to have the two directional buttons above the main 8 on a hitbox?

>>538545071
you can literally put a whole ass macro in it and no one can or will even try to reverse engineer your device lmfao

>>538545071
i see you at a tournament im smashing your controller on the ground

that 2xgayOH joint looking wack

I just signed up for the beta though. Tired of Faggot8

you didnt need to sign up, youre already a beta

I've got worms swimming around in my brain

>buffblud using drake sword
mishimafags being carried AS USUAL

>drake sword
weapons mid I dropped it after gaped dragon

>>538542824
they had to put a saudi who never won anything in the lineup to increase the chances of a ksa buyout. and it worked

how is blud playing dark souls 1 for the first time in the year 2025.
>gaped

Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply.

I exposed myself and I think being a janny is my ceiling after the fact

Worlds best nursing handjob mommy

I kind of feel bad for ugly women because a lot of people will automatically assume that they're a tranny, and there's really no greater insult.
Women have never felt bad for ugly men thougheverbeit so I shouldn't care

not everyone has shemales on their mind blud

handjobs are the most pointless sexual activity a woman can do for you

man this 2xko shit sucks why does it have so many buttons

>>538549863
Not in person obviously cause it's easy to tell, but online you really have to second guess

its just tranny obsessed fourchanners lilniggy

>>538550275
>fighting game made by the cannon brothers
it's twice now that they've made a piece of shit that suffers from their obsession with accessibility

>>538550065
I said nursing handjobs

I'm obsessed with tgirls

>>538551623
doesnt make it better

>>538552515
dsp hates these two

riot saw rising thunder and said
>yeah we want these tards to make a game

>>538551487
i just don't get it, having TWO special buttons and having them map to different arts is so fucking awkward to play.
SF6 is the most popular fighting game right now and it doesn't shy away from motion inputs why are these people obsessed with this notion that motion inputs drive people away?

no one ever rematches

I don't match

i can't wait to see miary zoo naked

epitaph might be one of the greatest songs ever made

what the fuck happened to this general

I wish I had
>an epitaph

big guy

for me its moonchild

>>538554427
forgot this character was even announced she's that forgettable! and what a shit name!

This Is How You DON'T Play Super Mario Sunshine Part 1 (0utsyder Edition)

wroom wroom

>>538555616
This is where bamco chooses to put their money

>>538555616
me on my way to balance tekken 8 poorly

>>538555563
I prefer his dk64 playthrough

>>538555616
These fags really thought they would be dicksucked like during Tekken 7

I exposed

if i see any of you faggots on tokon or 2xko, imma shoot ya

2xko won

Fuck Motion inputs lol

VF won

>ltg homo spammer is back
You niggas thought this image was a joke, but its dead fucking serious, when are the mods gonna lynch this vandalizing faggot?

doa won

i see past ur shitty b8 lownigger fag

Does anyone have a some video of a tuk tuk crash? I want to edit murray crashing it

yes, in Hitman

>>538545295
what why

>>538545170
macro is too much cheating haha.... plus that's totally not tournament legal.

>>538559539
good enough I just need something

>>538559714
you can literally unplug the device during a tournament and you get a free out-of-jail card lol

jin labubu

Is electric a motion input

mishimas are all low skill and kazuya is the scrubiest mishima
if you lose games with electric then you are literally braindead
prove me wrong

>>538545170
all the macro users online get their ass busted by actual sweats, pathetic to put all that effort into cheating to get drowned in pools

miary zo more like
shit

Do you think they’ll ever integrate AI coaching technology into video games? Like it just sits there collecting data in all your matches and tells you exactly what your weakness are and what you should practice.

they can't even use Blender right

managed to fix my sleep schedule let's fucking goooo

>>538561360
unreal engine 5 maxes out the GPU, no head room for AI tensor calculations

lol if you're the dude in Japan, just lol

I miss Christie Montiero’s bare feet.

buffblud is raging at dark souls.............

>>538554814
D8

I am excited for Miary Zo
said no one ever!!!!!!

#SAVETHED-NO NO NO CAPUCOMMU-SAMA DON'T RAPE MEEEEE PREASEU!!!

if at least a single person in the world is happy about Miary Zo then thats all that matters

cant find a funny video of tuk tuk crashing so I cant make a funny video of murray crashing a tuk tuk

I think Tekken Project team are actual sociopaths, 0 chance this isn't Tekken 8 last season. Bamco is using the hammer at new year's event there

>>538545071
yes, as long as its withing the button limit and has socd cleaning there is no problem, daigo used to have a fucked up hitbox with directionals buttons randomly all over and so do many others.

miary exposed

How can you play videogames and not have played Dark Souls it's arguably the most influential videogame of the century so far

Kazuya? He’s so good at getting carried because you can use any knockdown to turn the game around. Even if you misinput every single electric in the early round, you’ll win the game if you only just guess correctly when a knockdown occurs. Press cd4; Kazuya wins. But you’re not carrying; your luck is carrying. It’s not your brain or your fingers, it’s your character’s skill set that is complementing your lack of neutral to drive the bus for you. Kazuya is so unbalanced.

>>538562359
Capcom is too busy raping monsterhunter they got no time to rape ol' harada

fromdrones think rollslop is more influential than pubg or minecraft

Harada's answer to this? posting on X about your retcon doesn't count

the d8 eos is finally approaching i can feel it in the earth

metroid prime 4 is the only thing that matter this year

Neither pubg nor minecraft have had the industry wide impact when it comes to design that dark souls did, the only reason you regurgitate "rollslop" like a good little /v/ cucky is because of the grip DS has had on gaming as a whole for more than a decade lmao

>>538563170
I think they made a P3 remake just few months ago.
P5X looks like a gatcha.
Sonic racing is just for the murrican market
And VF5... well.

when slay the redditor 2 dropping

i never even tried a single dark souls, I genuinely think they are braindead games made to make you waste time

DO NOT ASK ME FOR SHITTO

>>538563062
its so influental that a derogatory term was made to describe that influence, you should browse less /v/ my friend.

>>538563170
>racing game that won't affect mario kart's grip on the arcade racing market
>jrpg remake that got btfo by western sloppa
>persona gacha that died because the chinese who bought the license don't understand persona
>re-re-re-release of a 20 year old fighting game that will never get tekken players to play it
harada wins by not responding

I never even tried a single woman, I genuinely think they are braindead creatures made to make you waste money

>>538563818
imagine if a deranged tekken fan attacked them

bluds still think Harada is a Tekken only dev

fromdrone doubled down and really tried to suggest rollslop is more influential than pubg

>>538561928
I only boughteded baiken

Baiken isn't in Strive, same with Kazuya, Jin, Eddy, Anna, Nina, Law, Bryan, Bears, Heihachi, Devil Jin in Tekken 8

>>538561928
fighting game dlc is free on pc

what is even the argument to call pubg influential its just a game chinks play that has a large playerbase because china is big
its like saying black myth is influential

*Battle Royale (book) or Dwarf Fortress
*Berserk

anything with a high player count is influential, thank fuck tekken is not one of those

did you miss the part where every major publisher bent their knee, copied br and even saved fortnite from eos and catapulted it into the next big thing?

my poop is influential because i took a picture of it and sent it to a lot of people

may i see it

>>538564569
if they keep looking at it, then yeah

is asuka fun or braindead

Any PaulChads in chat?

I got a small dick

If you're under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women

i dont think you understand what influential means
pubg was just lucky to be the first game to solve the technical issues of having a large map with lots of people that played mostly decently, most shooters beforehand struggled with that, plus managing to hit the critical mass where queues were short
but saying it was influential? because of a few copycats and fortnite exploding? if anything fortnite is the influential one since it was the one that popularised the current monetization schemes + destroyed any chance of big online games ever having a strong cohesive visual identity since it's cheaper to just do lots of collabs
this is like saying the force awakens is more influential than seven samurai because more people watched it

who fucking cares

>>538564784
*and

not reading all that

>>538565090
this is why tekken 9 will be good

It is obvious you do not understand what influential means and I will leave it at that, fromdrone. I am a native speaker, your favela English may have a different definition, so we can agree on yours.

i think fortnite is a better game than tekken but I can't keep up with all the cracked youngsters : /

games shit I flushed it

may i see it?

>>538565770
NTA but you're so obnoxious I genuinely hope the worst happens to you.

just took a big dark souls

>>538562286
i'm excited for another evasive stance character with strong 50/50

Armor is going to be worse. King is already annoying to play against. I can't imagine how terrible is going to be.

i can't believe tekken 8 invented evasive stance characters with strong 50/50s
why would murray do this

those are the only new characters they know how to make, disingenuous faggot

this nigga pretending to be retarded

Every new character since 5 has been an evasive 50/50 stance character

I am excited for big tits broad
>said every nigga ever

tekken 6*
why do you think anons here always seethe about tekken 6 characters

which game was xiaoyu introduced in? that's when it all went wrong

lars saved tekken

*ruined
ftfy!

>anime
>kino

Just got raped 7-0 by a smurfing dragunov. It was insane, I literally could not press buttons against him. He will now haunt my every waking moment as my desire for vengeance drives me to insanity.

I’m starting to like this game.

>FACTO
Long combos are boring.

wall combo inflation is killing this game, not everyone needed a spike or a dedicated wall combo string
season 2 lars d3 1+2 is the apex of this bullshit
best part is they will NEVER get removed until maybe tekken 9

>beta
>>launch

Where's my sukeban Reina, murray?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50qu96dvhH8

Nardwuar vs. Michael Murray

only the same 5 characters are allowed to ever have good wall combos chuddie

>>538572125
every character should have everything so the game will be perfectly balanced

why come did they give drag a good wall combo dough

>spend two hours in practice mode against the CPU just practicing my strings and trying to get better at punishing
>too nervous to play ranked against other people
I know I’m not the worst Tekken player in the world and I have a pretty good grasp of the fundamentals but I just dread playing online with strangers.

stand still > eat hellsweep
duck > eat mid launcher
sidestep > eat electric
kazuya is designed by lliteral niggers

>>538573578
kek same

What the fuck were they thinking when the made Josie. Philippines should have had a boxer representative.

>but Steve
Fuck Steve.

philippines should have had a pool player representative

>>538574069
>>538573578
Ironically, the best thing you can do is play more ranked games. There comes a time when you just don't care.

Josie's big breasts were worth it

Mokujin is the true protagonist of Tekken.

why do females love hwoarang and dragunov so much

ask

them

@liliplayers
why do females love hwoarang and dragunov so much

>>538575913
Female friend saw me playing Tekken and said Jin could get it.

there is absolutely nothing wrong with this game
its totally esports ready
bravo hmn team
they fucking did it

>>538576329
Jin is also a female gooner character. Those 3 are like the Lili,Asuka,Anna gooners here

>>538574398
I look exactly like this but 200 lbs fatter.

Please do not mention "esports" around fighting games. Thank you

>>538576452
Where’s Lucky Chloe?

tried to get off of the meds and I'm
>back on

I exposed myself

I said I exposed

>bored
>browse the 'chan
>get mad at right wing schizos
>browse the 'itter
>get mad at left wing retards
maybe I should stop trying to stay "in the loop" and embrace living under a rock

dumb question if anyone is using the combo extension. Can you bind the controls to left stick? (X- / x+) I was thinking of getting one but I have no idea if it's possible since most people just bind it to L3 or R3.

I lived a neet or under a rock as you say for over 12 years and with all my years of wisdom I would suggest a different life path

>>538574308
>fuck steve
gladly

Fuck it, this is too complicated for my small brain, is there a "trick" that you guys use to learn EGWF? I can generally get it like 50% of the time but I'm a previous Paul player so I'm so fucking used to QCF2 instead of F, N, DF2 and I keep accidentally "lol oops right it's not F,QCF2" I've tried F, N, D2DF but then I input the 2 way too early.

start moving your hand to input the 2 when you hit forward

>>538578940
That's his mother...

blud is overthinking a shoryuken oh my days

>>538579160
what do you play on? pad you can bind 2+3 to something with your left hand and press that instead of 2

>>538576340
>give up instantly like a toddler because you don't know how to punish something
they need to bring back low parrying on that move doe

>>538576340
you can do 1+2 after blocking that

games trans I fucked it

do we really need a tekken general at this point?

do we need 6 gorillion gacha generals

i cant even sing without being called gay these days

yes we need a containment

https://youtu.be/K8FjfQz0iW0
we need to worship Harada and Murray, then we will be blessed with a good tekken

yeah but you are gay tho

>>538580835
im in half of them!

dont worry about getting a job the rapture is happening later this month

will murray be raptured?

murray and ltg are definitely going to heaven theyre goodboys

jin is surrounded by the hottest women ever and does nothing
life just isn't freaking fair bros...

LowTierGod Gives Up On Tekken 8 Ranked Paranoid Of Trolls And Tired Of Getting Blooped

I exposed myself I can't get a job anyways

>>538581921
buzama

Holy shit dale jab, jab, jab isn't a fucking combo

I exposed myself

do you guys still play ocho? I just come here to shitpost out of habit

No

>still play ocho
>still
still havent even bought 8

>>538581921
he's saving himself for his true love

That's not Hwoarang

>>538584562
HOW DO I SEX ANIME GIRLS

>>538580408
Nah, it doesnt work against db4. Steve can only do qcf2 to punish it.

I-IT'S LEGACY
JUST LEARN THE HYPER SPECIFIC PUNISH FOR THIS UNPARRIABLE LOW DUH

>>538585079
Eh, you can cook oki off it as steve. Dropkick is reactable as fuck. Of all the things king can do to you, if he wants to spend plus frames attempting dropkick fucking go off lmao

Ok but you should be able to low parry it and cancans

>>538572125
Why don't you faggots post moar lewd Julia stuff.
Dead fucking game, I just wanna goon God damn

>>538585556
Sure yeah. Small potatoes in the context of the myriad of issues T8 has right now, but it'd be nice to be able to low parry those.

Cancans specifically would be nice. All the other airborne lows, I don't really give a shit. Cancans launching you for attempting a low parry is insanity.

>>538585079
What do I press to punish Steve f22

>>538587586
your sweaty, glistening body on to your son's

cool tranny mods

>>538588193
>those shoulders
LOL

i shall not goon again today

those are child-bearing shoulders. the wider the more fertile. you would know that if you weren't a permavirgin

adams apple pregnancy

How pissed will Josie fans be when Zo turns out to he an exact copy

Nina is a virgin mother shes just like Mary and Steve is jesus

I will be maining Mammary Zoo regardless of what she plays like

she "served" almost every mishima man ;)

my nigga those shoulders are laugh inducing
please stop

a woman with wide shoulders is a keeper. she knows all the moves

Capcom Won

>>538593393
FlyCHADS

>>538593393
/tekken/ is cooked...

>>538593393
that's kinda sad

>>538593393
BROS

>>538593393
>& more

I'm eating dry cereal (stale) because I'm a fucking loser

>>538593962
'kay 'ly 'cused a guy of being a 'phile
i cannot 'port her 'more

she had every right to call that freak a pedophile and i will always support her and her delicious perky bottom

pissed in the sink again

>>538594484
this is the 2025 version of leetspeak

I wanna fucka da tranny

not gonna lie seeing a call from my mom from a floor below at 11pm is spooky as fuck, hope shes doing okay tonight
steve main btw

>>538596991
unironically i would date her, she's really attractive

>>538598397
but thats a man

I downloaded Marvel Rivals again that's how down bad I am

>>538598397
i wanna run my tongue through the peach fuzz on her shoulders

>sidestepped into a ewgf
Bros it's happening I'm learning

>a man
good

>>538593393
Coneybros...

>>538598397
That's a dude, isn't it?

i've seen eskay's vagina

ew

I need to see her butthole

>no fps display
>facecam covering connection display
touché mr crush

white men have sex with asian women without considering the consequences for their kin

what about tekken 8?

>>000538600441
ugly man
>>538598397
beautiful seductress

when i'm not posting about eskay i'm thinking about eskay

ladyboys

>Leo
YEAH
>Leo
YEAH
>Leo
YEAH
>Leo
YEAH
>Leo
YEAH
>Leo
YEAH

for me it's 'ko

huge men? fan

>>538601456
One of the worst players I've ever watched

>>538601729
We're not her for her gameplay

>>538584562
This outfit is not fair

>>538601778
True, she should not wear anything at all!

getting pretty tired of mentally ill women

oxymoron

ur an oxymoron

dead game
dead general
dead person

We'll be back when mailman returns with some ranked kino

why do we hate murray when he's literally one of us

I exposed myself in a dream

>>538605684
God Anna is so perfect, I wish she could embrace me and love me

>>538605684
Teeth in this game are really bad

>>538605684
>>538606079
Nina is the better sister

I exposed my micropenis to the world
the world laughed
chew it up and spat it out

>>538606140
Nina is trash, she has no love or warmth in her heart, Anna is the perfect woman in looks and demeanor.

my brain deletes all my most cherished memories and leaves the most poisoned ones

my condolences, im afraid you're a woman

I exposed myself

I exposed myself

I exposed myself

I said I exposed myself

Bro exposed himself

#TekkenSavedMyLife

>>538585680
theres not a lot of julia stuff
entire thread is just bots
and we only have ai stuff
so that's like 3 answers to your one question

I exposed myself

women really need to stop it with this shaving their pussy shit

I 'posed 'self

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XhRd6cVIyI&t=7s

>>538610018
I'm glad we don't have to endure this in Tekken

how many surgeon hours do you reckon among the 5 of them

honest question, do you honestly care if girls underwent cosmetic surgery? if she's hot she's hot imo

Cosmetic surgery doesn't help unless you're old and can't cope with a saggy face anymore
Natural looks better when you're young

if you want kids then you should care

nice general

>>538611346
i'd knock up a bad bitch regardless

LTG homo is stalking the thread so you best prepare something cool before that. Perhaps the Victor backswing kiss or a lewd Chang.

#changgang

do not engage with the ltg nigger thread

>>538579947
hitbox.

Nigga has trouble doing electrics on cheatbox

STOP CALLING IT CHEATBOX

I want to get plastic surgery

You got me addicted to gacha murray i pulled for seed in zzz murray look at the screen michael

>ducks my stagger low
ANOTHER
FUCKING
SNIPER

cosmetic surgery is inherently unfair because it can make any woman attractive but it can't make men attractive (unless you want to have disabled legs and fucky proportions for the rest of your life)

>>538612710
NEW

>>538613556
>>538613556
>>538613556

Non-nigger general, move here

>>538593393
>smash
>fgc